WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:04.559 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 2 00:00:04.679 --> 00:00:09.720 Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, 3 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:14.080 we're gonna discuss this Russia, North Korea, America thing veterans 4 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.199 cheating on disability payments. In fact, I'll probably open with that. 5 00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:20.800 Someone wants to talk about burger toppings, all that and 6 00:00:20.920 --> 00:00:23.920 so much more coming up on the world famous Jesse 7 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:27.039 Kelly Show. All right, I'm gonna begin with this one here, Jesse, 8 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:31.679 what do you think about VA disability payments? My youngest 9 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:33.759 brother was a marine and living in Maryland. I know 10 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:37.159 a lot of military people, many of whom receive disability 11 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:41.399 payments despite working lucrative jobs and making well over six figures. 12 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:44.640 They aren't missing limbs and eyes, et cetera. I know 13 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:47.799 one man who's considered one hundred percent disabled and he 14 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:51.399 receives a hefty check. Plus he doesn't pay property taxes 15 00:00:51.399 --> 00:00:55.679 because his hearing was affected. I'm all for paying disabled vets, 16 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:57.640 but if you're in one piece and can make two 17 00:00:57.719 --> 00:01:00.399 hundred k at a civilian job, are you the person 18 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:03.000 that needs that money or could it be better allocated 19 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:05.200 to gold Star families? Okay, I'm not going to say 20 00:01:05.239 --> 00:01:10.159 her name. But let's just be honest about this. There 21 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.640 are a lot of veterans, a lot of them who 22 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:18.519 cheat on this disability stuff. They pretend to be disfigured 23 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:22.280 and disabled to get free money from the government. And 24 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:25.799 I personally know some guys I was in the Marines 25 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:29.040 with when we were getting out. You know, when you 26 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.200 get out, they work you over medically and they hand 27 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:35.920 you your medical file and they teach you, hey, this 28 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:39.159 apply for disability if you're injured or something like that. 29 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:42.239 But people know how to game the system and work 30 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:48.439 the system and lie about things. And friends of mine 31 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:53.920 who were not disabled and were not disfigured, they worked 32 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:59.400 this and worked that, and they would get disability and 33 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:03.799 a nice check and they would come try to convince 34 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:06.319 me to do it. Hey, Kelly, you got to do this. 35 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:08.639 Hey it's easy. Hey it's free money. Hey you got 36 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:13.759 to do this. And I don't steal. If I was 37 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:18.639 disabled or disfigured in some way, yes, I would do it. 38 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:21.120 And if you are a vet, that is that go 39 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:23.800 get your money. You go get your money. You fought 40 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.439 for your country, if you gave up pieces of yourself 41 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:30.000 for your country, you go get paid. For that, and 42 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:32.879 anyone else not saying I'm judging you because I'm not. 43 00:02:33.759 --> 00:02:36.479 I do not take what is not mine. I do 44 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:39.479 not claim to be a moral person or a good person. 45 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.199 I am immoral. I am not a good person at all. 46 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:47.159 But I do not steal ever, and for me, that's thievery. 47 00:02:48.199 --> 00:02:52.840 And I could not bring myself to steal from my 48 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:58.360 country because I had served my country. Could not do it. 49 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.599 It's very very very very very calm. It's something people 50 00:03:01.639 --> 00:03:04.319 don't talk about a lot. And the reason people don't 51 00:03:04.360 --> 00:03:08.919 talk about it is Americans love their veterans. It's just 52 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:11.159 we have a heart for veterans, and I'm glad we do. 53 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:13.759 You should. It's really the mark of a good society 54 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:17.360 that we love and appreciate our veterans. And people don't 55 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:20.000 want to criticize them. They don't want to ever bring 56 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:24.120 this up because it sounds like you're blasting away at veterans. 57 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:27.439 But because I don't care about offending people, I'm more 58 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:29.960 than happy to bring it up. It's wrong. I will 59 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.240 not do it. I refuse to do it. And it's 60 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:37.240 very very very common, very very common. Jesse. I'm wondering 61 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:40.879 why Russia can use Iran or North Korea drones and 62 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:45.879 rackets into Ukraine. But the Ukraine can't use US or 63 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:49.960 other countries rackets. I think he means rockets. I think 64 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:52.639 he said, oh, why can Russia. I don't even know 65 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:54.840 what you're saying, buddy. That's not very good English. You 66 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:56.520 need to spell check that. That was terrible. 67 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:59.120 Hey, uncle Jesse, you ever think about adding some flair 68 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:02.680 to your wardrobe. I'm talking white gloves like Michael Jackson 69 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:06.360 to accentuate your enormous hands. Hey man, my real question 70 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:10.919 is what's going on in Pennsylvania here about Casey hasn't 71 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:15.159 yet completed. Is McCormick's Senate position in jeopardy. I hear 72 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:17.399 they're counting the legal ballots or something like that. What's 73 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:17.720 going on? 74 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:23.439 Well, Casey conceded, Casey finally conceded, and we still have 75 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:28.360 a very broken election system in this country in blue areas, 76 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:32.360 and they broke it on purpose. To have votes still 77 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:37.000 being counted a week, two weeks after an election is 78 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:41.519 an international embarrassment. It's an embarrassment. Oh, I don't understand 79 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:45.079 why this is. It's not complicated at all. Democrats want 80 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:48.639 to cheat in elections because Democrats are communists who only 81 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:52.879 care about power. There's no moral founding whatsoever. Therefore, they 82 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:56.000 will put into place as many rules and laws and 83 00:04:56.079 --> 00:05:00.720 procedures as many as humanly possible and order to muddy 84 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:04.000 the waters and ensure that they will at least be 85 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:07.519 able to cheat. It is not an accident that every 86 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:11.360 single location where it takes forever to count the votes 87 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:15.519 is a location that is controlled by Democrats. It's not 88 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:19.040 an accident. Democrats campaign nationally that you shouldn't even have 89 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:22.279 to show ID to vote, since everyone can get an ID. 90 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:25.560 There's only one reason you wouldn't want people to show ID. 91 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:28.560 That's because you intend to cheat in elections. There's a 92 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:31.920 reason they tried to pass HR one right after the 93 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:36.920 election of Joe Biden. Hr one nationalized elections and it 94 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:40.959 ensured all mail in ballots for everywhere for all time. 95 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:44.120 Why would you do something insane, Well, because mail in 96 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:47.240 ballots are where the most cheating happens. Now, just like 97 00:05:47.319 --> 00:05:52.759 I told you before the election, the most suicidal, insane, 98 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:56.000 dumbest idea I've ever heard is this idea you get 99 00:05:56.040 --> 00:05:59.399 from people on the right when they say every election stolen. 100 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:01.240 Remember how I used to yell at you about that 101 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:06.120 every election stolen. It's stupid, it's insane, it's a lie, 102 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:09.639 and we just proved it's not true at all. Every 103 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:14.600 election isn't stolen. Stop with that idiocy. But some are stolen. 104 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:20.000 Many are stolen. We are getting better, and credit to 105 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:22.120 the RNC. I can't believe I'm saying that, but they 106 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:25.319 really did a great job. We are getting better at 107 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:29.480 sniffing it out, lawyering it up, luring up and stopping 108 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:35.199 it before it starts. The RNC they stopped a lot 109 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:38.519 of dirty stuff during that election. We still have a 110 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:43.920 long way to go. It's just really dirty, man. These 111 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:45.000 people were really dirty. 112 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:45.120 Oh. 113 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:49.199 Speaking of dirty, Sonny hosted on the View once again 114 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:51.959 had to read a legal note because she keeps lying. 115 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:55.519 The best thing the Right ever did was start suing 116 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:59.480 these media organizations, suing the daylights off of them, because 117 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:02.959 now they can't just tell whatever lie they want. They 118 00:07:02.959 --> 00:07:05.160 always have to add the legal notes to avoid getting 119 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:06.160 set note. 120 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.560 I have a legal note. Matt Gates has long denied 121 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.319 all allegations and has not been charged with any crime. 122 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:14.959 Gates previously dismissed allegations that he paid for sex, saying 123 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:18.639 that quote someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to 124 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:23.319 ex girlfriends by something more on Toward another legal note, 125 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:26.480 Pete Hegseth's lawyer said he made the woman in twenty 126 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:29.519 twenty three to head off the threat of a basis lawsuit. 127 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:32.959 He has denied any wrongdoing. Just call the show legal 128 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:33.800 note from now on. 129 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:40.600 They're so angry. They get so angry they have to 130 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:45.519 make these legal notes. Now why, Because communists lie at 131 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:51.000 all times, you cannot possibly be honest about their demonic 132 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:53.480 religion of destruction when you think about it. I was 133 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:55.959 thinking about this last night. I had some peace and 134 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.480 quiet because I've left the room. I was thinging about this. 135 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:04.439 Out the presidential campaign, Kamala Harris just ran. It was 136 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:07.839 all a brazen lie about every position she's ever taken. 137 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:10.920 They were running ads talking about how strong they were 138 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.439 on the border when they opened up the border on purpose. 139 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:17.879 These people lie about the positions they take at all times. 140 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:20.040 In fact, there was a poll. I should dig this up, 141 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.000 but it doesn't matter. You could go look it up yourself. 142 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:26.639 There was this crazy poll that came out where somebody 143 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.319 was calling voters, not you, not the informed. They were 144 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:35.919 calling normies and they were telling them Democrat positions, and 145 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:41.440 the Normies said the polster was lying because no Democrat 146 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:44.440 nobody would actually take those positions. And the positions were 147 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:48.919 things like transing kids behind the back of parents. The 148 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:54.080 actual Democrat position was so insane that Normies didn't believe 149 00:08:54.159 --> 00:08:58.480 that was an actual position they had. They just lie 150 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:01.679 about everything. And again, I'll hand it to NPR, why 151 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:02.200 do you do that? 152 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:05.000 I think are reverence for the truth might become might 153 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:08.240 have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing 154 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:11.639 us from finding consensus and getting important things done. 155 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:16.039 Well, gosh, this truth. We're trying to get things done. 156 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:19.240 I don't have time to tell the truth. If I 157 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:22.440 tell the truth, then our revolution is going to fail. 158 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:28.279 Our revolution involves destroying everything, and so we have to 159 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:31.720 lie otherwise people will catch on to that fact. They 160 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:36.519 lie about everything at all times. Do you know do 161 00:09:36.559 --> 00:09:41.559 you know how many Democrats would be mortified if they 162 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.679 knew what they actually believed, if they found out what 163 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:47.240 Democrats actually did and believed. I can't tell you how 164 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:50.080 many people email this show and they'll say something to 165 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:53.440 the effect of Jesse, my dad is this lifelong Democrat, 166 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:55.840 and I told him they opened up the border on 167 00:09:55.879 --> 00:10:00.919 purpose that he said. That's not true. It's obviously true. 168 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:03.919 Like I said, they're bringing them in as fast as possible. 169 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:07.600 But if you are a Democrat, it is a religion 170 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:10.919 to you and always has been a religion to you. 171 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:15.519 And if someone was to pull that thread enough, then 172 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:20.159 it's not that your political party would crumble. Your entire 173 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:23.159 worldview crumbles if you find out you've been lied to. 174 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:26.879 So instead they just stay in the lies. And I'm 175 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:29.879 just so loving these legal notes. It's hilarious to me. 176 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:32.360 I also love chalk because it makes me full of energy. 177 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.519 These vitality stacks they have male ones and female ones, 178 00:10:36.639 --> 00:10:40.279 not true herbal supplements. 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I need your thoughts on the proper 200 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:03.360 burger setup, specifically add ons. My family and I went 201 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:06.159 to our favorite burger place last week. My oldest and 202 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:08.960 I tried something new by adding a layer of cream 203 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.720 cheese to our standard double with American cheese. We were 204 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:16.879 not even We were not overwhelmed, not even whelmed. Do 205 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:22.159 do you the burgermeister have a topping limit? I'm starting 206 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:25.000 to think condiments should be the only thing you put 207 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:29.519 on cheeseburgers other than maybe pickles. At some point, toppings 208 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:32.679 take away from the burger. What say you? All right, 209 00:12:32.720 --> 00:12:37.679 so we're obviously not talking about my world famous Jesse 210 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:40.919 Kelly burgers because they don't need any toppings at all, 211 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:44.519 no condiments. Don't you dare put veggies on it. We're 212 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:47.120 not gonna talk about me and the fact that I 213 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:50.879 already came up with the perfect recipe. Let's talk about 214 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:55.120 you and your inferior burgers whatever, whether you're making them 215 00:12:55.399 --> 00:13:01.039 or purchasing them somewhere. Yes, there have to be top limits, 216 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:04.720 you know, you want to keep. Back when I was 217 00:13:04.759 --> 00:13:09.120 running for Congress in Arizona, there was a guy, a congressman, 218 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.159 Pete Sessions. He's still around. I don't know what he's 219 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:13.840 doing now, but Pete's Sessions was a congressman back then. 220 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:16.320 He was a big shot and he came out to 221 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:18.679 raise money. He helped me raise money. You try to 222 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:22.399 run for congress, and Pete Sessions loved everywhere I went 223 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:25.080 with him. He gave the same speech to people, and 224 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:28.399 he would talk about keeping the big deal, the big deal, 225 00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:32.519 meaning talk about big issues on the election. Don't find 226 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:36.759 yourself wading through the minutia. Take the big things people 227 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:39.159 care about. Keep it a big deal. Like you saw 228 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:42.279 the campaign Trump just ran. He did very well. What 229 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:46.440 did he talk about the entire time? Inflation? Immigration, inflation, immigration, inflation, immigration, 230 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:51.080 very few side roads from inflation, immigration. He kept the 231 00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:53.840 big deal, the big deal. It's what people cared about. 232 00:13:53.960 --> 00:13:56.600 It's what he talked about. This all comes back to 233 00:13:56.639 --> 00:14:03.360 your cheeseburger. A cheeseburger, it's designed to put delicious meat 234 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:08.240 with melty cheese on it. It's designed to deliver those 235 00:14:08.279 --> 00:14:13.559 two things into your mouth. Those are the stars of 236 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:18.679 the show. When you start throwing all this other crap 237 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:21.039 on your berry. You haven't had my peanut butter and 238 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:25.480 jelly bacon burger. You're right, I haven't because my cheeseburger 239 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:29.960 doesn't need peanut butter and jelly. Acceptable additions to a 240 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.480 burger are, by the way, not pickles either. You pickle 241 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:37.360 people are crazy. Now hold on, Corey, let me explain. 242 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.879 Let me explain. I'm not anti pickle. Okay, I like 243 00:14:40.919 --> 00:14:43.039 pickles as much as the next man. I wish I 244 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.360 could take that back, but you understand what I'm saying. 245 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.440 I'll eat a pickle. I'm fine if the wife has 246 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.799 some deal pickles at home. Sometimes you get some from 247 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:53.879 the store. All comala down a deal pickle, I'm fine 248 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:56.679 with it. When you put a pickle on a burger, 249 00:14:57.759 --> 00:15:01.960 it takes away from the big deal, the meat, the 250 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:05.720 cheese that the pickle like grabs you. It's all you 251 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:10.080 can taste is the pickle. The only acceptable additions to 252 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:15.559 a burger are things that in a way compliment, compliment 253 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:19.879 the meat and the cheese. Ketchup is okay. I personally 254 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:22.240 don't eat ketchup on a burger much, but I'll get them. 255 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.480 You know, McDonald's puts ketchup on a burger. I'll grab 256 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:27.799 a micdeesburger. I don't take it off. Ketchup's fine, Mustard's fine, 257 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:31.679 Mayo's fine adds a little tang on there. Stop it, Chris, 258 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:36.879 There's nothing wrong with that. Mayo's fine. Onions can be 259 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:41.879 fine on a burger. Fried jalapinos if you find a 260 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:45.399 place that has fried alipinos or jalapino strips. I was 261 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:48.039 talking to Chris yesterday. Dairy Queen used to do that. 262 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:49.919 They might still do that, but we used to get 263 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:53.320 a dairy queen for burgers, and they'll they'll do that. Yeah, 264 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:55.440 Chris and egg. You know what. You know why a 265 00:15:55.480 --> 00:15:58.519 fried egg works on a burger because it doesn't come 266 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:01.000 in and try to take over. It knows it's not 267 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:03.879 the star of the show. It's a bit player. Want 268 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:06.679 you need bit players? It's a role player. If you're 269 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:08.639 in the NBA, you need a guy who's gonna be 270 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:11.200 able to play defense and rebound. Not everyone gets to 271 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:14.120 score thirty points a game. That's what the Frida egg is. 272 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:17.159 It knows its role. Its job is to be there, 273 00:16:17.480 --> 00:16:21.559 add some yolk, compliment the meat in the cheese flavors. 274 00:16:21.879 --> 00:16:24.240 This is the role of the egg. Where people go 275 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.440 nuts is they start picking every little thing I need. 276 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:30.080 Let us honey, tomatoes, We need extra pickles on this? 277 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:33.080 Should I get eight thousand onions? Then we need ketchup 278 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:35.720 mustard and mao, and then let's add some hot sauce 279 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:38.399 to it. It didn't need any of that. You know what 280 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.440 Lima beans needs that. The wife was trying to get 281 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:44.080 us all to eat broccoli a couple of days ago, 282 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:46.399 because she's always trying to be healthy and things like that. 283 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:49.399 She's trying to get us all to get to eat broccoli. 284 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.159 So she did what many people do and made this 285 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:56.240 big broccoli cast role, and she threw so much crep 286 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:58.759 in there. It was just cheese and crumbs and whatever. 287 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:02.080 You don't want. Brocoli castrole is everyone's seen broccoli casse role. 288 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:04.960 And yeah it was still gross, but that wasn't her fault. 289 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:11.759 She knew broccoli is disgusting, it's foul, it's barely even edible, 290 00:17:12.160 --> 00:17:14.920 And so I have to throw a bunch of great 291 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:21.440 things in there because broccoli needs help. Broccoli is special needs. 292 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:29.240 The cheeseburger is a genius. The broccoli needs an extra 293 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:35.480 tutor a helping hand because it's disgusting. A cheeseburger doesn't 294 00:17:35.519 --> 00:17:38.839 need any of those things. Think about broccoli as if 295 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:40.839 it's Chris. 296 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:41.880 Me. 297 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:46.799 I'm the cheeseburger. Chris doesn't mean he's look, doesn't mean 298 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:50.000 he's bad person, just needs a lot of help. 299 00:17:50.839 --> 00:17:50.920 Me. 300 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:54.240 I can basically do it all on my own. Does 301 00:17:54.240 --> 00:17:57.039 that explain it? I hope that explained it perfectly, at 302 00:17:57.119 --> 00:18:00.240 least in a way I understood it. Chris doesn't seem 303 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:03.359 to see it my way. But that's beside the point. 304 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:06.519 You need to give to Tunnel to Towers. It's Christmas 305 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:10.720 season and Tunnel to Towers they're special all twelve months 306 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:13.680 of the year, but in Christmas season it's really really 307 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:18.240 extra special. These families who have lost the father, a mother, 308 00:18:18.839 --> 00:18:22.880 fallen first responder families, gold Star families, they get presented 309 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:27.519 with homes. This season. They're building smart homes for catastrophically 310 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:30.359 injured veterans. I lost my leg. I can't do this, 311 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:34.200 I'm missing my arms. Tunneled to Towers is the organization 312 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:38.759 that's helping, and unlike a lot of quote veterans organizations, 313 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:41.839 they do more than just talk about it. They have 314 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:45.640 more than just a fancy label. More than ninety five 315 00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:49.599 cents of every dollar goes directly to its programs in 316 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:53.400 the nonprofit world. That's unheard of. Eleven bucks a month 317 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:56.440 is all they asked for. Sign up to give it automatically. 318 00:18:56.599 --> 00:19:01.039 You'll never know it's gone. T the number two T 319 00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:07.720 dot org T twot dot org. All right, Ukraine and 320 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:10.359 Russia and Joe Biden. We will talk about that next. 321 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:13.799 Is it possible to bribe me? Of course it is. 322 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:16.680 We'll discuss that and more. Hang on, what it is 323 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:22.240 the Jesse Kelli show on a Friday and asked doctor 324 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:24.960 Jesse Friday, Oh no, my hat. I love it. I 325 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:27.240 forgot my hat. There it is. I'm learning this sweet 326 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:29.279 hat today. It's kind of like one of these floppy 327 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:31.759 old school hats. I don't know what they're called. Jewish 328 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.119 producer Chris has not been very nice about it. Corey 329 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:37.200 was a lot more supportive, and I appreciate that. It's 330 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.039 obviously jealousy. We all know what that is. El hefe 331 00:19:40.119 --> 00:19:42.799 of the Little Hans. Why on earth is a man 332 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:47.079 known to be mentally impaired being allowed to give Ukraine 333 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:51.839 permission to escalate their attacks into Russia. His name is Kevin. 334 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:55.039 Why is this guy calling the tw twenty twenty four 335 00:19:56.079 --> 00:20:03.519 NBA Champions of Balls. You're sureley right, Well, let's just 336 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:06.920 be honest about this. Obviously, Joe Biden isn't making this call. 337 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:10.400 Joe Biden hasn't made any calls for four years. The 338 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:13.359 swamp is making all the calls for him, all the 339 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:16.839 little Obama communists he put around him, like Susan Rice 340 00:20:16.920 --> 00:20:20.759 and Victoria Nunez and Lilisa Monico's and these people. These 341 00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:22.640 are the ones who are just setting policy for the 342 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:26.079 United States. Of America. They're the ones deciding the who's 343 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:29.400 who and the what's what. But all that aside, why 344 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:35.480 is this allowed? Why is this allowed? Elections have consequences. 345 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:39.519 I honestly, I know, we just want a big election 346 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:42.000 and so everyone just kind of wants to move on 347 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:45.799 and forget about that. But we just had four years 348 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:50.599 of Joe Biden and cheating aside from twenty twenty, which 349 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:54.519 they very obviously did, but cheating aside, Roughly half the 350 00:20:54.599 --> 00:20:58.440 country went out and voted for a cadaver, and he 351 00:20:58.559 --> 00:21:02.079 was obviously a cadaver. Was obvious. It was obvious to 352 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:05.640 anyone who cared enough about their country to pay attention 353 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.079 that he was not a functional adult. And now this 354 00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:14.680 country has had to endure four years of this child 355 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:20.160 sitting in the White House drooling on himself. And it 356 00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:23.559 is not outside of the realm of possibility that that 357 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:26.640 decision to put him in the White House will cause 358 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:30.680 World War III. And that's what happens when you elect Democrats. 359 00:21:31.480 --> 00:21:34.000 And there are so many people who are so mind 360 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:37.079 warped in this country they can't help but vote for 361 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:41.680 these people over and over and over again. Elections have consequences. 362 00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:45.599 You heard me, ranting about Michigan. They're going through this too. 363 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:50.119 Michigan was a red state in twenty sixteen, and then 364 00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:54.440 they had this witch governor, Gretchen Whitmer, locked them down. 365 00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:57.680 Michigan was locked down like New York was locked down. 366 00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:01.240 Michigan was locked down like California was locked down. They 367 00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:04.680 didn't let people buy gardening seeds in the grocery store. 368 00:22:05.079 --> 00:22:09.839 And after years of that, the people of Michigan, because 369 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:12.839 Roe versus Wade had been overturned, they went to the 370 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:15.839 voting booth and they didn't vote to throw out the 371 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:19.480 tyrant who locked down their gardening seeds. They voted because 372 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:23.079 they loved abortion so much. And now businesses are closing, 373 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:27.240 minimum waves through the roof, restaurants going downhill. Quality of 374 00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:30.200 life in Michigan is plummeting. And I'm sorry, I don't 375 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:33.920 have sympathy none. I sympathize with the people who voted 376 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:37.079 the right way, But Michigan as a whole wanted this. 377 00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:41.759 You loved abortion. I need to murder my baby, it's 378 00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:44.319 all that matters. Hey, wait a minute, why' is my 379 00:22:44.440 --> 00:22:49.720 restaurant closing because you're a moron who votes on abortion. Congratulations, 380 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:52.920 you got what you get. And the United States of 381 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:57.799 America wide open border flooding the country with the illegos 382 00:22:57.799 --> 00:23:03.839 for four years, internationally embarrassed several times over more than 383 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:08.039 just Afghanistan. But we'll talk about that. Our strategic oil 384 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:11.920 reserve wiped out. They drained it to help their election 385 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:16.720 chances in the mid terms. A complete communist takeover of 386 00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:20.119 the Department of Justice and FBI where they've thrown their 387 00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:23.559 political opponents in prison for four years. And if you 388 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:27.240 voted for Joe Biden back in twenty twenty, you did this. 389 00:23:28.599 --> 00:23:32.920 We have got to stop excusing the voter. Look. I 390 00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:36.039 addressed the question a little bit ago about how do 391 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:39.319 these people just ignore laws? How is it possible these 392 00:23:39.319 --> 00:23:42.960 politicians can just ignore laws. The American people are not 393 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:48.440 interested and engaged enough in politics to hold our politicians accountable. 394 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:54.039 And an uninterested, uninformed public is the greatest benefit in 395 00:23:54.079 --> 00:23:57.000 the world to an evil tyrant. And that's why we 396 00:23:57.079 --> 00:23:59.839 have evil tyrants who run the country because the public 397 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:03.279 doesn't care. They got their Netflix, they got their air conditioning. 398 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:08.559 Life is comfortable, the air conditioning's working. They don't look, 399 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:11.079 you know what, that's a very good point, Chris, Chris said, 400 00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:14.240 the normies didn't know about the training stuff. You remember 401 00:24:14.279 --> 00:24:17.200