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Speaker 1: September fl jobsnow dot com. Let's begin at a Wells
Speaker 1: Fargo office, not in actual bank location, but one of
Speaker 1: their offices in Arizona. Did you use to bank with them? No,
Speaker 1: I did, for just a spot when I was Anyway,
Speaker 1: we'll move on. I don't want to talk about those times.
Speaker 1: Remember the bkatas moving right along as you requested. Arizona
Speaker 1: police are reporting no signs of foul play, but it's
Speaker 1: not clear why no one spotted a sixty year old
Speaker 1: office worker at Wells Fargo, one of their Arizona locations,
Speaker 1: dead at her desk, where she had been for about
Speaker 1: four days. Are you serious she clocked in, you know,
Speaker 1: swiped her key card Friday morning, and no one found
Speaker 1: her till the following Tuesday, dead at her cue in
Speaker 1: her cubicle on the third floor of the building. Where
Speaker 1: the are they, like, our salesforce is here where just
Speaker 1: people you know, haven't really come back to the building. Fully,
Speaker 1: this is kind of immediately what I started thinking of
Speaker 1: localizing it. If something like that were to happen here,
Speaker 1: as you described Taco, where we have not only over
Speaker 1: in the sales side, but actually over here on our
Speaker 1: side of the building a number of unused cubicles. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was just trying to think if that were
Speaker 1: to happen to someone here in our immediate work area.
Speaker 1: That one back in the far corner. Now that's mister radio.
Speaker 1: See no, there's one on the other side of him,
Speaker 1: isn't there. Oh yeah, there's gonna be a dead person there.
Speaker 1: Sure for no, because uh Ramon from Rumbaugh would have
Speaker 1: seen him. Uh if he comes in, he's not here
Speaker 1: every day, he was here yesterday, he would have seen him,
Speaker 1: and he was here the day before. Okay, let's take
Speaker 1: it over to the sales pits. Now they're all going
Speaker 1: to be showing up now. Well yeah, well we get
Speaker 1: for the next two weeks. Anyway, the new boss lead.
Speaker 1: And if it was the sales side, I have not
Speaker 1: if I was the one that they're depending on to
Speaker 1: find the body over there, it'd still be it'd be
Speaker 1: rotten because I went to the promo office which is
Speaker 1: right near there, yesterday, but over to the actual in
Speaker 1: the sales pit. It's been a couple of weeks now.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of you are probably going, wait a second.
Speaker 1: After a few days, you're gonna start to have some smell.
Speaker 1: And yes, there was in the Wells Fargo office in
Speaker 1: Arizona some odor. The uh they attribute it to ongoing
Speaker 1: plumbing prop problems. That the building they just like our buildings,
Speaker 1: there's so much in common that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They could also have a really good ac that's kind
Speaker 1: of keeping her because it's cold enough here where I
Speaker 1: think if somebody was four days, I don't know, arid
Speaker 1: environment out there. So what about the family. Doesn't she
Speaker 1: have family? I mean, wouldn't you. Maybe it's not reported
Speaker 1: missing by anyone. So this is that lady who people
Speaker 1: just avoid, I think, and I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to paint a picture. And what do they
Speaker 1: call that? When a cop pulls you over because what
Speaker 1: you're driving or what do they call it? A profile? Profile?
Speaker 1: I don't want to profile this lady because I don't
Speaker 1: know her. And here it comes. He's gonna assume she's
Speaker 1: got a bunch of lonely cats at home. Now rest
Speaker 1: in peace.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Well, it's better her dying in the office than around
Speaker 1: the cats. And this is true. And then then you know,
Speaker 1: eating her.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, I'm thinking she's that one in the
Speaker 3: office that you kind of afore you know where you
Speaker 3: you just nobody really is a.
Speaker 1: Big fan, right, So they walk a far way around
Speaker 1: to avoid her desk, and and her family might be
Speaker 1: the same way. And that's why they didn't notice she
Speaker 1: was missing four days because I'm sorry, even if you
Speaker 1: don't talk to your family every day, you're gonna talk
Speaker 1: to him via text in a in a week or two.
Speaker 1: Literally worked to death. Oh god, it's sad, Wells Fargo office.
Speaker 1: Did they credit her family with the overtime? That's ot pat,
Speaker 1: that's four days straight of work. Hey, you used to
Speaker 1: watch it? And a Sunday too mixed in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's did you you used to watch Baywatch back in
Speaker 1: the day? Who didn't. Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Bam?
Speaker 1: Anderson was like a part of our diet. Do you
Speaker 1: remember for my underwear? The character the kid Hobie bu
Speaker 1: Can played by Jeremy Jackson. Hobi was wasn't he? Was
Speaker 1: he a kid? I know? Was he? Whatever? Dude? I
Speaker 1: think he might have been his kid, his adopted kid.
Speaker 1: I think I have no idea. Okay, Hoby, Well now
Speaker 1: I'm going to see whatever story you're talking about. What
Speaker 1: about him? Uh? The actor recently admitted that he was
Speaker 1: going through puberty on that show, and he did go
Speaker 1: into the actress's trailers and sniff their bathing suits. Really.
Speaker 1: Nicole Eggert was told about this, and she thought, hey,
Speaker 1: you know she goes then's he'd played David Hasselhoff's son, Hoby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was correct. Nicole Eggert when she found out about this,
Speaker 1: kind of laughed and yeah, he's going through puberty, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to get a break. But he sniffed your
Speaker 1: bathing suits. That's like kind of crossing lines. But I see.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say when I went through puberty at twelve,
Speaker 1: but I didn't remember I went through puberty at like ninety. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I attributed to seeds in marijuana and stems. Little Hobe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for you. They look at it. Every dude our
Speaker 1: age right now is just going. Man. I don't know
Speaker 1: if if this is the picture that you have from
Speaker 1: that story, but I just looked up so I could
Speaker 1: see half hass off. Is that the picture? Bra? He's
Speaker 1: got the seat and granted like, yeah, Pam Anderson, before
Speaker 1: that thing was polluted with the uh, what's that yellow disease? HEP?
Speaker 1: Before the HEP got you, Pam, and before you became
Speaker 1: one of them, you know, fur loving hippies. I got
Speaker 1: a cent. Finally, we go to Pueblo, Colorado, where a
Speaker 1: couple ordered some guitar tuners from Amazon, and well.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't know what it was because it was
Speaker 2: kind of dark. I had just gotten home from work.
Speaker 2: It was late at night, and I couldn't tell what
Speaker 2: it was. And I reached in and then I smelled
Speaker 2: it and it was on my hand and there was
Speaker 2: poop in there. We haven't had any arguments with anybody
Speaker 2: or anything, and we see the drivers occasionally and then
Speaker 2: just say thanks and that's about it. I never had
Speaker 2: any like, you know, major issues with any of the drivers.
Speaker 1: So I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Well, I just hope they figure out who it is
Speaker 2: that did it, and I'd like to know why.
Speaker 1: He did get the guitar tuners he had ordered, But
Speaker 1: there was also poop in the they were Oh, I
Speaker 1: mean it could be just like you, pat you don't
Speaker 1: tip your You're a postal carrier tipping Amazon delivery people.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. No, I mean if it's a
Speaker 1: big I feel guilty that I don't. When it's a
Speaker 1: big package and they're strug it's I got some and
Speaker 1: you make it out like I'm some chintzy, cheap skate.
Speaker 1: I'm not. When I tip in a place where you
Speaker 1: are traditionally expected to tip, I tipped very well. You
Speaker 1: don't needn tip for to go orders? No, I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're crazy, I don't. We talk about it over and
Speaker 1: over and tipping for the goods. Somebody I'm going to
Speaker 1: get in this argument to prepare that you're getting paid
Speaker 1: to be there at an hourly rate. What is it
Speaker 1: two eleven? Not for someone working in the back. It's
Speaker 1: not the person prep that's a See you are a
Speaker 1: jaded because you worked in the restaurant. He expected to
Speaker 1: be tipped for everything. It's not. It's just not how
Speaker 1: it works. It's just different. Jayword. It's that I'm jealous
Speaker 1: of Hoby as somebody texted Hoby as my hero. It's
Speaker 1: ours too. Hoby's here on demand.
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