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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one O one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. We have a sponsor for this hour of

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<v Speaker 3>the show, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>I was over here trying to do something.

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<v Speaker 3>I buh.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that it's a isn't it a free grub

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<v Speaker 4>Monday on Instagram? I believe so at one O one

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<v Speaker 4>one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go go get some free group.

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<v Speaker 2>I figured out our problem. Pat. We have a little

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<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes going.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat, I can just straight up go old school and

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<v Speaker 4>put my microphone right to it.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll we'll give that a try.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we get to it here? See make make a

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<v Speaker 4>magic over here. That's our sponsor.

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<v Speaker 5>Me.

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<v Speaker 3>It all become clear here in a moment, trust me

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<v Speaker 3>when I tell you this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Warner Brothers Discovery has opted not to renew its Sesame

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<v Speaker 3>Street deal with HBO and Max, which has been the

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<v Speaker 3>home for the beloved children's show since twenty sixteen. They will, however,

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<v Speaker 3>maintain their partnership with Sesame Workshop, the show's producers to

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<v Speaker 3>continue licensing episodes from the Sesame Street Library through twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty seven. What does this actually mean? Let me decipher this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm there won't be any new episodes of Sesame

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<v Speaker 3>Street going forward unless another.

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<v Speaker 2>Entity comes forward.

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<v Speaker 3>It says we'll pay for the right to not only

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<v Speaker 3>produce that stuff, but host it as well.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, come on you, somebody's got a step forward

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<v Speaker 4>for Sesame Street. That was a staple growing up for

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<v Speaker 4>teaching you was I'm just gonna ask the question here

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<v Speaker 4>was Devil's Advocate. I'm just asking.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, it's been relegated to HBO and HBO Max,

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<v Speaker 3>which means you've got to pay to have one of those.

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<v Speaker 3>How many of you parents with kids the age that

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<v Speaker 3>Sesame Street would appeal to, are going out of your

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<v Speaker 3>way to have HBO and HBO Max just so your

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<v Speaker 3>kid can see Sesame Street. I'm just asking the question.

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<v Speaker 2>There may be some.

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<v Speaker 4>They might have the bundle that has Disney Plus because

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<v Speaker 4>the kids like the Disney Plus, and then with that

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<v Speaker 4>they get the HBO Max and Hulu.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm just is this still? Is this an earth

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<v Speaker 3>shattering revelation that there might not be new episodes of

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<v Speaker 3>Sesame Street because all things come to an end eventually.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually, couldn't they just put it? I'm trying to think

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<v Speaker 4>of solutions. I am a solution man this morning. Couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>they just put it like just done, irregular non pay subscriber,

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<v Speaker 4>the kind of thing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was on something called PBS for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what I was kind of. Yeah, did chuck

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<v Speaker 4>that sucker back on PBS? Hey, here's another question. Did

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<v Speaker 4>they ever have like a comedy version of it called Sesamescreet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yo? Can you tell me how to get? How to get?

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<v Speaker 5>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Was great? I think arondo something.

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<v Speaker 3>You're saying, make it much more contemporary, much more just

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<v Speaker 3>literally street. It already has a street in its name.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's what gave me the idea. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 4>would make it much more relatable to a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>younger people.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Word, you are indeed a problem solver talking about

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like Vanilla ice man.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, wrap it, rap it.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was a problem, yo, all solved.

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<v Speaker 4>Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice

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<v Speaker 4>Ice Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I could go on and on with this whole song.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't.

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<v Speaker 3>What a way to have your sold out concert in

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<v Speaker 3>Toronto canceled, as was the case of these two classical

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<v Speaker 3>musicians who were traveling to Toronto via Air Canada to

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<v Speaker 3>perform for the sold out show. It's hard to perform

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<v Speaker 3>the show if Air Canada won't let you bring your

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<v Speaker 3>four and a half million dollar cello on board with you,

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<v Speaker 3>even though you've purchased a seat for the instruments.

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<v Speaker 4>The strap said cello in I think you would if

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<v Speaker 4>they were able to fly with it. Strap it didn't

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<v Speaker 4>wear you mean the in the seat, if they would

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<v Speaker 4>have made it on with it. Well, well, no, that

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<v Speaker 4>they travel all the time like this, This is what's

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<v Speaker 4>such a problem. Well, Air Canada here says, well, it

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<v Speaker 4>was a last minute booking and with all the heavy

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<v Speaker 4>busy travel we've had and the cancelations and delays, and

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<v Speaker 4>we just this isn't something we can confirm on board

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<v Speaker 4>at this point. So they weren't allowed to travel with

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<v Speaker 4>it and they had to cancel their concert. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>we have a concert worth millions and millions of dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, Well, the cello's worth millions of dollars. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how much the concert was.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to be, all right, imagine the concerts is attracted.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's sold out, it's probably worth of millers. So

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<v Speaker 4>if you are those musicians, I guess if you have

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<v Speaker 4>a four and a half million dollar cello, you're not

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<v Speaker 4>just gonna rent, you know, like if you're going golfing

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<v Speaker 4>in a different state and you don't want to haul

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<v Speaker 4>your clubs, you just rent a set of clubs. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think you're renting a cello that that's equitable that one.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, they they were the Let's see, the cello

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<v Speaker 3>is three hundred years old. That's explains why it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>more than three hundred years old, constructed around seventeen hundred

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<v Speaker 3>by the famous Venetian luthier Matteo Gfriller. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 3>that in music appreciation, but according to a short film

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<v Speaker 3>about the instrument, it's worth more than yeah, about four

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<v Speaker 3>point five million dollars. Canada's policy states the then extra

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<v Speaker 3>seat must be purchased for a musical instrument that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>fit in the overhead bin or under the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody said, I just put Sesame Street on YouTube for

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<v Speaker 4>my kid.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about new episode, Yeah, new episode.

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<v Speaker 4>We're looking to get some new ones, or we're just

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<v Speaker 4>gonna go Sessame screen.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. It was only a matter of time before

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<v Speaker 3>this happened. We go to Portland, Oregon. Portland DJ hospitalized

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<v Speaker 3>after being stabbed by a stripper.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh strip club dj?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hell yeah, like you said, wait, it gets even better, say,

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<v Speaker 4>stripper stabs him. The DJ is named Duncan Allen.

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<v Speaker 3>He's worked as a DJ at Casa Diablo Vegan strip

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<v Speaker 3>club for a for a decade.

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<v Speaker 6>He's been okay, well, we're getting some songs ready, and

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<v Speaker 6>next thing I know, it felt like like a five

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<v Speaker 6>hundred pound man punched me in the back.

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<v Speaker 7>Basic hell yeah, as hard as humanly possible. So I

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<v Speaker 7>turned around expecting there to be like a huge dude

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<v Speaker 7>like about to fight me and hit me, and it

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<v Speaker 7>was her and she was standing there holding the night.

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<v Speaker 7>I still did even know I was stabbed at that point,

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<v Speaker 7>but then I took a breath in and I realized

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<v Speaker 7>that my left lung had collapsed.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she intended to kill someone and it just

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<v Speaker 5>happened to be Duncan. When she was in the dressing

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<v Speaker 5>room for about ten minutes, she seemed like she was

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<v Speaker 5>possessed by a demon.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's he gonna play my crew tune? Come on, girls, girls,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the song.

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<v Speaker 3>Cassa Diabolo vegan strip club.

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<v Speaker 2>So are the dancers vegans or are they have a

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<v Speaker 2>vegan menu?

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<v Speaker 3>You're over thinking this Portland, Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>That says it all right, I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Harry Armpits bushfire going on. Those of you who are

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<v Speaker 3>wondering why we keep dropping in the phrase, ah hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>We used to have a thing called the It was

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<v Speaker 4>the out of work strip club DJ.

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<v Speaker 3>Because the stereotypical strip club DJ seems to uttered the

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<v Speaker 3>phrase all hell yeah, an awful lot. If you've ever

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<v Speaker 3>been in one of those establishments, please welcome canvas to.

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<v Speaker 2>The d as all hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Just give it up for Candace and she's working hard

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<v Speaker 4>to earn your bucks, and you know what she likes

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<v Speaker 4>to do in her off time, Oh yeah, throw all matter.

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<v Speaker 3>So back in the day with our old one of

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<v Speaker 3>our old producers, CJ, we came up with a whole

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<v Speaker 3>series of what do what? What What does strip club

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<v Speaker 3>DJ do? If he was ever to lose his gig?

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<v Speaker 4>What we'd put him in different scenarios like he worked

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<v Speaker 4>at a gas station.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, was talking over the speaker kind of foul.

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<v Speaker 3>Any kind of place where he could get on a

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<v Speaker 3>pa system would be uh, he'd be able to craft

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<v Speaker 3>his employee his crafts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was a whole series of those. You found

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<v Speaker 3>one there that you can maybe give as a refresher

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<v Speaker 3>or stroll down memory lane. Talk how about the bowling

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<v Speaker 3>alley one? Yes, that's the one we're going to hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna we're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>This old school because we can't into our YouTube account.

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<v Speaker 4>I now, come on, baby, Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna go straight up and go off of my

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<v Speaker 4>computer into the microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, stand by.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of work strip club DJ now found work at

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<v Speaker 3>a bowling alley. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm now to catch up with the former strip club

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<v Speaker 5>DJ now working in a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to midnight bowling here at Alley Cats, where our

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<v Speaker 1>mind's always in the gutter. If the lanes are getting dry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>the very very lovely Anastasia will rub oil on your balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The very very sexy Felicity is working in the VIP

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<v Speaker 1>snack bar, guys, where she batters the fingers herself taste

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<v Speaker 1>like chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, for a little private instruction.

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<v Speaker 1>Check out the very very beautiful cane Lottie, the hottest

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<v Speaker 1>thing in reddish shoes bending over on lane six. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got perfect form, nice rack. Talk about a strong release.

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<v Speaker 1>Ride in the bucket. Oh hell yeah. She'll be in

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<v Speaker 1>the arcade later autographing ball Bags.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry about the little microphone.

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<v Speaker 3>Noise is fine.

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<v Speaker 4>My microphone was about to snap off trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>it down to that computer with him. Working at the

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<v Speaker 4>gas station was the best. He was talking through the

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<v Speaker 4>gas pump.

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<v Speaker 2>You that you got at high all time?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell yeah, whoa, whoa, Now I got a guy cooking stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, look the hell we.

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<v Speaker 4>Went from strip clump to stay cooking shocker. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 4>was the same one, strip clumb DJ.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, so oil what was she autographed for?

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<v Speaker 4>Bull Bags? Hell yeah? Working at gas station? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>Bear with me, people.

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<v Speaker 3>The amount of pre preparation that goes into this show.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if we weren't locked out of YouTube, it would

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<v Speaker 4>have been really easy. Oh yeah, that didn't work with

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<v Speaker 4>the damn hell no, there you are are