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Speaker 3: It all become clear here in a moment, trust me
Speaker 3: when I tell you this.
Speaker 2: Yes, uh hmm.
Speaker 3: Warner Brothers Discovery has opted not to renew its Sesame
Speaker 3: Street deal with HBO and Max, which has been the
Speaker 3: home for the beloved children's show since twenty sixteen. They will, however,
Speaker 3: maintain their partnership with Sesame Workshop, the show's producers to
Speaker 3: continue licensing episodes from the Sesame Street Library through twenty
Speaker 3: twenty seven. What does this actually mean? Let me decipher this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I'm there won't be any new episodes of Sesame
Speaker 3: Street going forward unless another.
Speaker 2: Entity comes forward.
Speaker 3: It says we'll pay for the right to not only
Speaker 3: produce that stuff, but host it as well.
Speaker 4: All right, come on you, somebody's got a step forward
Speaker 4: for Sesame Street. That was a staple growing up for
Speaker 4: teaching you was I'm just gonna ask the question here
Speaker 4: was Devil's Advocate. I'm just asking.
Speaker 3: All right, it's been relegated to HBO and HBO Max,
Speaker 3: which means you've got to pay to have one of those.
Speaker 3: How many of you parents with kids the age that
Speaker 3: Sesame Street would appeal to, are going out of your
Speaker 3: way to have HBO and HBO Max just so your
Speaker 3: kid can see Sesame Street. I'm just asking the question.
Speaker 2: There may be some.
Speaker 4: They might have the bundle that has Disney Plus because
Speaker 4: the kids like the Disney Plus, and then with that
Speaker 4: they get the HBO Max and Hulu.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just is this still? Is this an earth
Speaker 3: shattering revelation that there might not be new episodes of
Speaker 3: Sesame Street because all things come to an end eventually.
Speaker 4: Usually, couldn't they just put it? I'm trying to think
Speaker 4: of solutions. I am a solution man this morning. Couldn't
Speaker 4: they just put it like just done, irregular non pay subscriber,
Speaker 4: the kind of thing it.
Speaker 3: Was on something called PBS for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was kind of. Yeah, did chuck
Speaker 4: that sucker back on PBS? Hey, here's another question. Did
Speaker 4: they ever have like a comedy version of it called Sesamescreet?
Speaker 2: Yo? Can you tell me how to get? How to get?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Was great? I think arondo something.
Speaker 3: You're saying, make it much more contemporary, much more just
Speaker 3: literally street. It already has a street in its name.
Speaker 4: That's that's what gave me the idea. I mean, it
Speaker 4: would make it much more relatable to a lot of
Speaker 4: younger people.
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Speaker 2: If there was a problem, yo, all solved.
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Speaker 2: I could go on and on with this whole song.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 3: What a way to have your sold out concert in
Speaker 3: Toronto canceled, as was the case of these two classical
Speaker 3: musicians who were traveling to Toronto via Air Canada to
Speaker 3: perform for the sold out show. It's hard to perform
Speaker 3: the show if Air Canada won't let you bring your
Speaker 3: four and a half million dollar cello on board with you,
Speaker 3: even though you've purchased a seat for the instruments.
Speaker 4: The strap said cello in I think you would if
Speaker 4: they were able to fly with it. Strap it didn't
Speaker 4: wear you mean the in the seat, if they would
Speaker 4: have made it on with it. Well, well, no, that
Speaker 4: they travel all the time like this, This is what's
Speaker 4: such a problem. Well, Air Canada here says, well, it
Speaker 4: was a last minute booking and with all the heavy
Speaker 4: busy travel we've had and the cancelations and delays, and
Speaker 4: we just this isn't something we can confirm on board
Speaker 4: at this point. So they weren't allowed to travel with
Speaker 4: it and they had to cancel their concert. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: we have a concert worth millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 3: Please, Well, the cello's worth millions of dollars. I don't
Speaker 3: know how much the concert was.
Speaker 4: Going to be, all right, imagine the concerts is attracted.
Speaker 4: If it's sold out, it's probably worth of millers. So
Speaker 4: if you are those musicians, I guess if you have
Speaker 4: a four and a half million dollar cello, you're not
Speaker 4: just gonna rent, you know, like if you're going golfing
Speaker 4: in a different state and you don't want to haul
Speaker 4: your clubs, you just rent a set of clubs. I
Speaker 4: don't think you're renting a cello that that's equitable that one.
Speaker 3: No, No, they they were the Let's see, the cello
Speaker 3: is three hundred years old. That's explains why it's it's
Speaker 3: more than three hundred years old, constructed around seventeen hundred
Speaker 3: by the famous Venetian luthier Matteo Gfriller. I don't remember
Speaker 3: that in music appreciation, but according to a short film
Speaker 3: about the instrument, it's worth more than yeah, about four
Speaker 3: point five million dollars. Canada's policy states the then extra
Speaker 3: seat must be purchased for a musical instrument that doesn't
Speaker 3: fit in the overhead bin or under the seat.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, I just put Sesame Street on YouTube for
Speaker 4: my kid.
Speaker 3: We're talking about new episode, Yeah, new episode.
Speaker 4: We're looking to get some new ones, or we're just
Speaker 4: gonna go Sessame screen.
Speaker 3: All right. It was only a matter of time before
Speaker 3: this happened. We go to Portland, Oregon. Portland DJ hospitalized
Speaker 3: after being stabbed by a stripper.
Speaker 2: Oh strip club dj?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, like you said, wait, it gets even better, say,
Speaker 4: stripper stabs him. The DJ is named Duncan Allen.
Speaker 3: He's worked as a DJ at Casa Diablo Vegan strip
Speaker 3: club for a for a decade.
Speaker 6: He's been okay, well, we're getting some songs ready, and
Speaker 6: next thing I know, it felt like like a five
Speaker 6: hundred pound man punched me in the back.
Speaker 7: Basic hell yeah, as hard as humanly possible. So I
Speaker 7: turned around expecting there to be like a huge dude
Speaker 7: like about to fight me and hit me, and it
Speaker 7: was her and she was standing there holding the night.
Speaker 7: I still did even know I was stabbed at that point,
Speaker 7: but then I took a breath in and I realized
Speaker 7: that my left lung had collapsed.
Speaker 5: I think she intended to kill someone and it just
Speaker 5: happened to be Duncan. When she was in the dressing
Speaker 5: room for about ten minutes, she seemed like she was
Speaker 5: possessed by a demon.
Speaker 2: Where's he gonna play my crew tune? Come on, girls, girls,
Speaker 2: you know the song.
Speaker 3: Cassa Diabolo vegan strip club.
Speaker 2: So are the dancers vegans or are they have a
Speaker 2: vegan menu?
Speaker 3: You're over thinking this Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 2: That says it all right, I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: Harry Armpits bushfire going on. Those of you who are
Speaker 3: wondering why we keep dropping in the phrase, ah hell yeah.
Speaker 4: We used to have a thing called the It was
Speaker 4: the out of work strip club DJ.
Speaker 3: Because the stereotypical strip club DJ seems to uttered the
Speaker 3: phrase all hell yeah, an awful lot. If you've ever
Speaker 3: been in one of those establishments, please welcome canvas to.
Speaker 2: The d as all hell yeah.
Speaker 4: Just give it up for Candace and she's working hard
Speaker 4: to earn your bucks, and you know what she likes
Speaker 4: to do in her off time, Oh yeah, throw all matter.
Speaker 3: So back in the day with our old one of
Speaker 3: our old producers, CJ, we came up with a whole
Speaker 3: series of what do what? What What does strip club
Speaker 3: DJ do? If he was ever to lose his gig?
Speaker 4: What we'd put him in different scenarios like he worked
Speaker 4: at a gas station.
Speaker 2: And you know, was talking over the speaker kind of foul.
Speaker 3: Any kind of place where he could get on a
Speaker 3: pa system would be uh, he'd be able to craft
Speaker 3: his employee his crafts.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: So there was a whole series of those. You found
Speaker 3: one there that you can maybe give as a refresher
Speaker 3: or stroll down memory lane. Talk how about the bowling
Speaker 3: alley one? Yes, that's the one we're going to hold on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna we're doing.
Speaker 4: This old school because we can't into our YouTube account.
Speaker 4: I now, come on, baby, Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go straight up and go off of my
Speaker 4: computer into the microphone.
Speaker 2: Hold on, stand by.
Speaker 3: Out of work strip club DJ now found work at
Speaker 3: a bowling alley. Here we go.
Speaker 5: I'm now to catch up with the former strip club
Speaker 5: DJ now working in a bowling alley.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Welcome to midnight bowling here at Alley Cats, where our
Speaker 1: mind's always in the gutter. If the lanes are getting dry, guys,
Speaker 1: the very very lovely Anastasia will rub oil on your balls.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: The very very sexy Felicity is working in the VIP
Speaker 1: snack bar, guys, where she batters the fingers herself taste
Speaker 1: like chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Guys, for a little private instruction.
Speaker 1: Check out the very very beautiful cane Lottie, the hottest
Speaker 1: thing in reddish shoes bending over on lane six. He's
Speaker 1: got perfect form, nice rack. Talk about a strong release.
Speaker 1: Ride in the bucket. Oh hell yeah. She'll be in
Speaker 1: the arcade later autographing ball Bags.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about the little microphone.
Speaker 3: Noise is fine.
Speaker 4: My microphone was about to snap off trying to get
Speaker 4: it down to that computer with him. Working at the
Speaker 4: gas station was the best. He was talking through the
Speaker 4: gas pump.
Speaker 2: You that you got at high all time?
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, whoa, whoa, Now I got a guy cooking stage.
Speaker 2: Hold on, look the hell we.
Speaker 4: Went from strip clump to stay cooking shocker. Okay, that
Speaker 4: was the same one, strip clumb DJ.
Speaker 3: Hold on, so oil what was she autographed for?
Speaker 4: Bull Bags? Hell yeah? Working at gas station? Hold on,
Speaker 4: Bear with me, people.
Speaker 3: The amount of pre preparation that goes into this show.
Speaker 4: Well, if we weren't locked out of YouTube, it would
Speaker 4: have been really easy. Oh yeah, that didn't work with
Speaker 4: the damn hell no, there you are are