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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark media. Man, you take one day off to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the beach. It was one hundred degrees in Jersey,

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<v Speaker 1>so I pretage Wednesday show on Monday. It's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the beach Tuesday, and it was like all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of news. I mean, good problem to have, because

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<v Speaker 1>I got plenty to talk about today. But I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there on the beach watching my inbox and I'm like, really,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, why today? All right? Mark Maren, he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of at it with the whul Andrew Schultz thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you about Andrew Schultz the other day Maren put

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<v Speaker 1>out in his newsletter. And I'll try and do this

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<v Speaker 1>in a Maren e Ish not impression, but I'll try

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<v Speaker 1>and do his cadence. This is it, people, It's finally here,

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<v Speaker 1>American authoritarianism with a fully functioning fascist cultural apparatus. We

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<v Speaker 1>did it. Took us about two hundred and fifty years,

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<v Speaker 1>but we did it. I'm not sure which was more

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<v Speaker 1>horrendoucent damning, the deploying of troops to la or the

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<v Speaker 1>bombing of Iran, but they were of a kind orders

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<v Speaker 1>of a leader who cares nothing about the people of

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<v Speaker 1>this country and is autocratically creating a government that serves

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<v Speaker 1>only his whims and power. This is the cost of

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<v Speaker 1>a mindocracy and feeds the fire of inhumanity for his myopic, brutal,

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<v Speaker 1>and dangerous followers. We get to live in real fear

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<v Speaker 1>all the time now, not made up or generated internally,

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<v Speaker 1>but actual terror of our government and our fellow Americans. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be grim, but the unconstitutional attack

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<v Speaker 1>of Iran and La will put in place the machinery

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<v Speaker 1>to make this a military dictatorship. I hope all those

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<v Speaker 1>people that voted for this passively and based in emotions

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<v Speaker 1>are happy and proud of the America we're becoming, where

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<v Speaker 1>pain feeds their excitement, and corruption and moral bankruptcy becomes

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<v Speaker 1>their proud day to day way of moving through the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope all the anti wool comics are happy about

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<v Speaker 1>pushing this all through. The big question is when will

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<v Speaker 1>they shut up about trans people intellectually challenge people, immigrants,

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<v Speaker 1>that disabled, the minorities. I mean, they won the policies

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<v Speaker 1>they were supporting, whether they knew it or not, aren't happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you can now stop playing the victim and

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<v Speaker 1>just enjoy the amazing lack of diversity and diminishment of

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<v Speaker 1>human rights and collective fury of supported. Because it's here,

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<v Speaker 1>I assume you'll just keep at it. It's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>to mock the week and another thing to celebrate their

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<v Speaker 1>pain and deaths. I assume you have nothing else. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that what you made is become hack, you can just

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the standard. Maren made similar comments in

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<v Speaker 1>the opening to Monday's podcast with guest Jordan Klepper. It

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<v Speaker 1>is believed a lot of this obviously the news over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend with Iran, but a lot of this is

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<v Speaker 1>also about the Andrew Schultz piece from the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Times over the weekend. I talked about that on Tuesday's podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Times piece, Andrew Schultz told The Times he

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<v Speaker 1>feels comfortable saying the R word. Schultz explained, if a

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<v Speaker 1>parent ever said that word hurts me and I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to not say it. I'm never gonna say in

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<v Speaker 1>front of them. I don't want to hurt you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not my goal. But if they're like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to ever say it again in your life, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to happen. In other Mark Maren news his

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<v Speaker 1>new special will stream on HBO Max starting April first.

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<v Speaker 1>It is entitled Mark Maren Panicked. Maren says, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best work I've done. Everything came together,

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<v Speaker 1>the direction, the production designed, the shirt and the bits

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<v Speaker 1>HBO gets me, and I'm thrilled it'll be presented by them. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this is interesting. It will air at eight o'clock Eastern,

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<v Speaker 1>not ten o'clock. Well, that's cool. The other big news.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally this would be the lead, but somebody went to

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<v Speaker 1>the beach. Shane Gillis is hosting the twenty twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>sp Awards. That is awesome. Shane told The Hollywood Reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to be at the SP's of this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I like sports, so this should be a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like the perfect post for that too, and good

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<v Speaker 1>content for the podcast. Craig Lazarus is the executive producer

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<v Speaker 1>of the SP's. He said Shane is not only one

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<v Speaker 1>of the top comedians today but also a huge sports fan,

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<v Speaker 1>which made him an easy choice to host the SP's.

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<v Speaker 1>We're through all the work with him, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>We then recap Shane's career. You know, LESNL podcast doing

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<v Speaker 1>just fine. It's being a podcast, Deadline has a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is interesting. It is called Comedy Means Business, so

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<v Speaker 1>it shows just how big the comedy industry has gotten.

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<v Speaker 1>The lead off guest is Nate Brigetzie. I talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this in the Facebook group and I'll talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more tomorrow. You can just tell that

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<v Speaker 1>Nate's people are pushing the heck out of Nate right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then, the industry gets together and decides

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<v Speaker 1>this person's next. If you listen to the show every day,

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<v Speaker 1>we see a couple of these, maybe twice three times

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<v Speaker 1>a year. But right now now everybody's in on Nate,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're pushing Nate, and you're gonna like Nate. Nate's

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<v Speaker 1>a superstar. And if you don't like that, too bad,

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<v Speaker 1>because here's another article and I like Nate. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like tap the breaks, people tap the breaks. On the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Nate says he's moving away from the all consuming nature

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<v Speaker 1>of the most expansive globe trotting touring a comic can do.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll do so now because he understands how much obsession

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have, how much focus you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have to get to where he's currently. What he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to do to achieve the same level of success with

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<v Speaker 1>the ventures he takes on. Next Nate's hosting the Emmys

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<v Speaker 1>in September, so more push Push, Push, Push Push. The

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Means Business podcast every other week on Monday, although

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<v Speaker 1>for the first month they're doing a pod every Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nate one is out. I just discovered this as

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<v Speaker 1>I put the show together this morning, so I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>listened to it yet. Next week's episode is called long

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<v Speaker 1>Live the State, a documentary on the iconic sketch group

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<v Speaker 1>The State that's stilling. We'll have a special called The

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<v Speaker 1>Landlord July seconds on the streaming platform Veeps. There will

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<v Speaker 1>also be an audio version. I always like that. On August.

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<v Speaker 1>The Landlord was filmed in Denver and described as a

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<v Speaker 1>story heavy caboose about nosy, unhinged landlords. If you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>had to pay irritating lunatics in exchange for shelter, then

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<v Speaker 1>this is the special for you. I like that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Delling hopes everyone watching laughs so loudly they make their

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs neighbor jealous. Hell, let's clear this out. This has

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<v Speaker 1>been around all week Margaret Show for some reason, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Ellen Joe recently revealed Ellen was really weird not

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<v Speaker 1>nice to me for most of my career. I opened

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<v Speaker 1>for her in the nineteen eighties when she was a

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<v Speaker 1>headliner in comedy clubs. Later, when I would do her

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<v Speaker 1>talk show in the two thousands, she would act like

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<v Speaker 1>we just met, and I'm like, bitch, what that's weird?

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<v Speaker 1>We go way back. It's so creepy and weird. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe Ellen isn't a nice person? Did we

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<v Speaker 1>know this? Tina Fey and Amy played Atlantic City over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. They opened with a rapid fire monologue similar

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<v Speaker 1>to what they do with the Golden Globes. Tina told

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd Ben Affleck is not here. He's home going

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<v Speaker 1>through his contacts looking for more Jennifers to bother. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a wacky Tina. That's a hack joke. Tina, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a hack. Probably played well with the crowd, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's a hack joke. Amy Pohlar on Nicole Kidman. Nicole

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<v Speaker 1>Kidman is not here tonight. She's too busy being in

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<v Speaker 1>every single movie a TV show in her name. Whoa whoa? Amy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you making fun of people? Are you appropriating the

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole Kidman character whoa whoa, whoa whoa? Los Angeles is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna disown you. You better fall on your sword like

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<v Speaker 1>you did last week for whatever it is you feel

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<v Speaker 1>guilty about doing on SNL. WHOA what a brutal swipe?

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<v Speaker 1>And Nicole Kidman, who are you? Joe Coy it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>face turn Leo DiCaprio is not here, I assume because

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<v Speaker 1>Amy and I have a combined age of one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and five. And then the entire reason I'm bringing this

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<v Speaker 1>up is because there's a Megan Markle joke and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the writer on the Palace Intrigue podcast where we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the Royal family seven days a week and often

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of Megan Markle, and unlike Amy Poehler, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel guilty at all. Amy Pohler, though, going full

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Coy here said Megan Markle's not here tonight. She's

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<v Speaker 1>putting flower sprinkles on cookies and Piers Morgan is furiously

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<v Speaker 1>raged masturbating about it. Wow, boy, you better apologize to

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<v Speaker 1>Piers Morgan. What a vicious Amy Pohlar, What has gotten

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<v Speaker 1>into you? Unbelievable? We're gonna have to cancel Amy Poehler,

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<v Speaker 1>for these vicious jokes. Friend of the show John Marco

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<v Speaker 1>SIRESI podcast must be doing pretty well. It's called the

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<v Speaker 1>Downside and it's moving to Headgum. John Marco saidam So

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<v Speaker 1>Jazz to bring our listeners. The one thing they've always

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<v Speaker 1>complained our podcast is missing ad reads. I feel you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, otherwise this is just an expensive hobby. As

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<v Speaker 1>I like to say, are you watching Love Island? Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>in my house under the age of me is watching

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<v Speaker 1>Love Island. This is like the biggest topic in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what are you people watching? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about it? And then I go down to

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<v Speaker 1>the basement and record podcasts. Ian Sterling, comedian and voice

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<v Speaker 1>behind Love Island USA, is returning to the US with

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new stand up comedy show, Ian Sterling Live.

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<v Speaker 1>My kids will be excited. He'll be in LA on

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<v Speaker 1>October twenty second and New York City October twenty ninth.

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<v Speaker 1>Sterling told Deadline, hopefully people that have enjoyed me on

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<v Speaker 1>Love Island and particularly enjoyed my voice, just seen what

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing for fifteen years, which is stand up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my chance to show America this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>do and I'm not just a guy in a dark

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<v Speaker 1>room behind a microphone. That is your comedy news for today.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even imagine what Amy Poehler is gonna do next.

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<v Speaker 1>She's really out there. I mean, those jokes were just vicious.

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<v Speaker 1>She should apologize. Just terrible. All right, I'll see tomorrow