Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let chintako one O one
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, let's begin been the Florida
Speaker 2: Panhandle where an Alabama man has died after a Florida
Speaker 2: hospital he went to removed his wrong organ.
Speaker 1: Oh is this the what spleen and liver or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Seventy year old William Bryan from Muscle Sholes, Alabama, and
Speaker 2: his wife were visiting their condo that they owned in
Speaker 2: a Florida Panhandle when Brian began feeling a sharp pain
Speaker 2: in his left side. He was admitted to a local
Speaker 2: hospital to have his spleen removed. Instead, is taco you intimated? Uh?
Speaker 2: They removed his liver by mistake. Man, His family's lawyer says,
Speaker 2: Brian died of catastrophic blood loss and called it one
Speaker 2: of the most aggrecious, egregious cases of medical malpractice that
Speaker 2: he's ever seen. The hospital says it doesn't comment on
Speaker 2: active litigation, which, okay, understand.
Speaker 1: I know it's hard, according to Jeff Kaufman, to find
Speaker 1: a lawyer that will know another medical professional DA, but
Speaker 1: even a lawyer that'll pick up a case like this
Speaker 1: because it's so hard to get the medical person. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think I don't think this lawyer is going to
Speaker 1: have too difficult of a time finding someone too. That
Speaker 1: was my point. I think this one should be a
Speaker 1: home run slam of jama I think we're going grand
Speaker 1: slam on this sundaitch right here. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, let's spoil this down to the real life
Speaker 2: situation there in the surgical suite. All right, bring him in.
Speaker 2: What do we got here? What do we got here?
Speaker 1: Well, you got a guy who needs a spleen removed.
Speaker 2: Are you sure this says spleen? Yeah? That looks this
Speaker 2: doctor's handwriting is hard to read. Uh, this isn't my handwriting.
Speaker 2: This is another doctor's hand that says liver.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's that l is versus the Ellen spleen.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking at his liver. This guy looks like he hits
Speaker 1: the bottle pretty hard. Well, you know it is in
Speaker 1: Panhandle area. Let's take the liver out, all right, Come on, seriously,
Speaker 1: that was alleged. By the way, we're not accusing any
Speaker 1: docs of drinking up there. But well no, not the doctor,
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, that's why this is.
Speaker 2: Simply Yes, this is uh, we're trying to play out
Speaker 2: a possible scenario. Do they look like I'm the wrong
Speaker 2: person to ask that question?
Speaker 1: A spleen and a liver, go, I think exactly, Pat,
Speaker 1: I think the spleen looks like it's like skinny, like
Speaker 1: a worm.
Speaker 2: Is the split? What? What's the organ that doesn't do
Speaker 2: much anything?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's the damn U what is it called? It's
Speaker 1: your gallbladder?
Speaker 2: No, maybe it is? Is it the spleen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The spleen? Is this one?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 2: You know, if I want to see medical.
Speaker 1: Pictures, no, no, no, no, door, it's just see it's that
Speaker 1: little one right there. So it looks kind of like
Speaker 1: a worm. But the wow, what is it? It's gallbladder? Yes, gallbladder? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they take it out, you know, and you
Speaker 1: don't get gallstones anymore.
Speaker 2: All Right, I want to run this one by you,
Speaker 2: nap master.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: We got a forty year old Japanese man. He's a uh,
Speaker 2: he's dad, and he's also a bodybuilder, and he claims
Speaker 2: that he is believes he's more than doubled his life
Speaker 2: expectancy by only sleeping half an hour per night.
Speaker 1: Over the last twelve years. He's out of his mind.
Speaker 2: A psyche Hurry from Osaka has trained his body in
Speaker 2: mind to function normally and not feel tired. He relies,
Speaker 2: I'm staying active and drinking caffeine to remain alert throughout
Speaker 2: his twenty three and a half hour days. He believes
Speaker 2: that people benefit more from high quality sleep than from
Speaker 2: long sleep. I'm all about the high quality sleep with
Speaker 2: the power naps. That's what I started with as a child.
Speaker 2: You know, like thirty minutes. I can even pull off
Speaker 2: a twenty, but those were naps. This guy's out of
Speaker 2: his mind. He's going to double his life expectancy, and
Speaker 2: he's he's staying awake with caffeine.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great for you. Why didn't you just start
Speaker 1: doing some Japanese cocaine? Sir, be about the same thing
Speaker 1: for your expectancy. Well maybe not.
Speaker 2: He can't seem to really can't find many sleep experts
Speaker 2: who this is their area of you know that they
Speaker 2: focus on that from the guidance that you should try
Speaker 2: to get between seven and nine hours of sleep a night.
Speaker 1: Appendix is the one that we don't use.
Speaker 2: Pat Is that what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thank you? At two two five, we're removing all
Speaker 1: sorts of stuff that you don't know. We're just playing
Speaker 1: doctor and we're getting a whole bunch of am right.
Speaker 1: You remember the old game Doctors.
Speaker 2: Uh yes, operation operation it. The guy's nose would light up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and well good luck with your I would
Speaker 3: you even want to be awake twenty three and a
Speaker 3: half hours a day if you could.
Speaker 1: Be, No, because at some point you'd have to see news,
Speaker 1: you know, like the news, and there's so much negative
Speaker 1: news out there.
Speaker 2: You would have watched everything possible on the streaming services.
Speaker 1: You would have watched Godzilla like forty five times.
Speaker 2: Just stereotype TKO.
Speaker 1: You said I was doing that yesterday with Japan, and
Speaker 1: there's me and me and Japan are tight bro.
Speaker 2: Okay, So excited start to the NFL season. Last night
Speaker 2: with thee what we thought was going to be a
Speaker 2: game of potential tying and or winning touchdown being called
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Speaker 1: Chiefs Love Story?
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Speaker 2: only on Hallmark Channel. I'm just going to say this.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say it. I know it may
Speaker 2: not be a popular opinion. I'm at the point where
Speaker 2: I'm putting Kansas City in all things Kansas City, even
Speaker 2: including their barbecue style, on the list. Nod enough of
Speaker 2: this place.
Speaker 1: There are my it's people like you that make it
Speaker 1: worse by paying attention to it. Kansas City has been
Speaker 1: my Super Bowl winning team, my pick every year for
Speaker 1: about ten years now, so you can't just put them
Speaker 1: on the list. Just don't do news stories on it.
Speaker 2: By the way, the Chief's love story has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with Travis and Taylor, although the Kelsey mom Donna
Speaker 2: is in it. You can see the trail. I put
Speaker 2: the trailer if you have to see that. If you're
Speaker 2: you can stomach it.
Speaker 1: See there, he goes, publicizing even more. Pat must have
Speaker 1: a little investment in Hallmark. I thought you don't like
Speaker 1: Hallmark cards. I thought you don't like cards in general.
Speaker 1: They're all fluff. You and your wife don't buy each
Speaker 1: other cards because you think they're fluffing something.
Speaker 2: We buy each other cards, but we have now decided
Speaker 2: that the cards will come from the ninety nine set bend.
Speaker 2: Oh of course there's no I'm not this whole crap.
Speaker 2: Six seven eight dollars for a greeting card. Yeah, that's lame.
Speaker 2: I'm going back to the handwritten ones like you make
Speaker 2: as a kid. Yeah, for your mommy.
Speaker 1: Happy twenty fifth anniversary. I love you, and I'll put
Speaker 1: like an N backwards. It looks cutesy and so go.
Speaker 1: You're drinking again more. We need your liver Outchaco on
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