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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let chintako one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right up? Final day to

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<v Speaker 2>try to win yourself a trip out to Vegas. Join

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<v Speaker 2>If you win this, want so throw a thousand bucks

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<v Speaker 2>in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>Trip to Vegas for you and a guest.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine oh five will be the first chance of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go, let's begin been the Florida

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<v Speaker 2>Panhandle where an Alabama man has died after a Florida

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<v Speaker 2>hospital he went to removed his wrong organ.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is this the what spleen and liver or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy year old William Bryan from Muscle Sholes, Alabama, and

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<v Speaker 2>his wife were visiting their condo that they owned in

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<v Speaker 2>a Florida Panhandle when Brian began feeling a sharp pain

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<v Speaker 2>in his left side. He was admitted to a local

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<v Speaker 2>hospital to have his spleen removed. Instead, is taco you intimated? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>They removed his liver by mistake. Man, His family's lawyer says,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian died of catastrophic blood loss and called it one

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<v Speaker 2>of the most aggrecious, egregious cases of medical malpractice that

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<v Speaker 2>he's ever seen. The hospital says it doesn't comment on

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<v Speaker 2>active litigation, which, okay, understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's hard, according to Jeff Kaufman, to find

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer that will know another medical professional DA, but

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<v Speaker 1>even a lawyer that'll pick up a case like this

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<v Speaker 1>because it's so hard to get the medical person. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I don't think this lawyer is going to

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<v Speaker 1>have too difficult of a time finding someone too. That

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<v Speaker 1>was my point. I think this one should be a

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<v Speaker 1>home run slam of jama I think we're going grand

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<v Speaker 1>slam on this sundaitch right here. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's spoil this down to the real life

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<v Speaker 2>situation there in the surgical suite. All right, bring him in.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we got here? What do we got here?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you got a guy who needs a spleen removed.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure this says spleen? Yeah? That looks this

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's handwriting is hard to read. Uh, this isn't my handwriting.

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<v Speaker 2>This is another doctor's hand that says liver.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's that's that l is versus the Ellen spleen.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking at his liver. This guy looks like he hits

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<v Speaker 1>the bottle pretty hard. Well, you know it is in

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<v Speaker 1>Panhandle area. Let's take the liver out, all right, Come on, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>that was alleged. By the way, we're not accusing any

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<v Speaker 1>docs of drinking up there. But well no, not the doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy. Yeah, that's why this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Simply Yes, this is uh, we're trying to play out

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<v Speaker 2>a possible scenario. Do they look like I'm the wrong

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<v Speaker 2>person to ask that question?

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<v Speaker 1>A spleen and a liver, go, I think exactly, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the spleen looks like it's like skinny, like

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<v Speaker 1>a worm.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the split? What? What's the organ that doesn't do

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<v Speaker 2>much anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's the damn U what is it called? It's

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<v Speaker 1>your gallbladder?

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<v Speaker 2>No, maybe it is? Is it the spleen? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The spleen? Is this one?

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<v Speaker 3>I think?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if I want to see medical.

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<v Speaker 1>Pictures, no, no, no, no, door, it's just see it's that

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<v Speaker 1>little one right there. So it looks kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a worm. But the wow, what is it? It's gallbladder? Yes, gallbladder? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they take it out, you know, and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get gallstones anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, I want to run this one by you,

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<v Speaker 2>nap master.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a forty year old Japanese man. He's a uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's dad, and he's also a bodybuilder, and he claims

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<v Speaker 2>that he is believes he's more than doubled his life

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<v Speaker 2>expectancy by only sleeping half an hour per night.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the last twelve years. He's out of his mind.

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<v Speaker 2>A psyche Hurry from Osaka has trained his body in

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<v Speaker 2>mind to function normally and not feel tired. He relies,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm staying active and drinking caffeine to remain alert throughout

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<v Speaker 2>his twenty three and a half hour days. He believes

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<v Speaker 2>that people benefit more from high quality sleep than from

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<v Speaker 2>long sleep. I'm all about the high quality sleep with

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<v Speaker 2>the power naps. That's what I started with as a child.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like thirty minutes. I can even pull off

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty, but those were naps. This guy's out of

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<v Speaker 2>his mind. He's going to double his life expectancy, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's he's staying awake with caffeine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's great for you. Why didn't you just start

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<v Speaker 1>doing some Japanese cocaine? Sir, be about the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>for your expectancy. Well maybe not.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't seem to really can't find many sleep experts

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<v Speaker 2>who this is their area of you know that they

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<v Speaker 2>focus on that from the guidance that you should try

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<v Speaker 2>to get between seven and nine hours of sleep a night.

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<v Speaker 1>Appendix is the one that we don't use.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat Is that what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Thank you? At two two five, we're removing all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of stuff that you don't know. We're just playing

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<v Speaker 1>doctor and we're getting a whole bunch of am right.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember the old game Doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yes, operation operation it. The guy's nose would light up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and well good luck with your I would

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<v Speaker 3>you even want to be awake twenty three and a

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<v Speaker 3>half hours a day if you could.

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<v Speaker 1>Be, No, because at some point you'd have to see news,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like the news, and there's so much negative

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<v Speaker 1>news out there.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have watched everything possible on the streaming services.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have watched Godzilla like forty five times.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stereotype TKO.

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<v Speaker 1>You said I was doing that yesterday with Japan, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's me and me and Japan are tight bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So excited start to the NFL season. Last night

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<v Speaker 2>with thee what we thought was going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>game of potential tying and or winning touchdown being called

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<v Speaker 2>a nog and the Chiefs prevail, striking while the iron's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Hallmark Channel, we told you this was coming. They rolled

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<v Speaker 2>out the advertising in the run up to their holiday touchdown,

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<v Speaker 2>A Chief's Love Story, which is going to have its

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<v Speaker 2>premiere Saturday, November thirty Now for the first time ever,

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<v Speaker 2>Hallmark and the Kansas City Chiefs, whoa leave it on

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<v Speaker 2>the field? How about that holiday touchdown?

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<v Speaker 1>Chiefs Love Story?

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<v Speaker 2>All News Saturday, November thirtieth, part of Countdown to Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>only on Hallmark Channel. I'm just going to say this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to say it. I know it may

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<v Speaker 2>not be a popular opinion. I'm at the point where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm putting Kansas City in all things Kansas City, even

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<v Speaker 2>including their barbecue style, on the list. Nod enough of

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<v Speaker 2>this place.

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<v Speaker 1>There are my it's people like you that make it

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<v Speaker 1>worse by paying attention to it. Kansas City has been

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<v Speaker 1>my Super Bowl winning team, my pick every year for

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<v Speaker 1>about ten years now, so you can't just put them

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<v Speaker 1>on the list. Just don't do news stories on it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the Chief's love story has nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>do with Travis and Taylor, although the Kelsey mom Donna

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<v Speaker 2>is in it. You can see the trail. I put

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<v Speaker 2>the trailer if you have to see that. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>you can stomach it.

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<v Speaker 1>See there, he goes, publicizing even more. Pat must have

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<v Speaker 1>a little investment in Hallmark. I thought you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>Hallmark cards. I thought you don't like cards in general.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all fluff. You and your wife don't buy each

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<v Speaker 1>other cards because you think they're fluffing something.

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<v Speaker 2>We buy each other cards, but we have now decided

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<v Speaker 2>that the cards will come from the ninety nine set bend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course there's no I'm not this whole crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Six seven eight dollars for a greeting card. Yeah, that's lame.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going back to the handwritten ones like you make

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid. Yeah, for your mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy twenty fifth anniversary. I love you, and I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>like an N backwards. It looks cutesy and so go.

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<v Speaker 1>You're drinking again more. We need your liver Outchaco on

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