Speaker 1: We're going to open the Minnesota Goodbye with a story
Speaker 1: about a stripper and a dollar bill.
Speaker 2: I was at the Gay Nineties for a bachelor at
Speaker 2: party on Friday night, and this girl had just like
Speaker 2: a very very tiny bikini kind of looking top and
Speaker 2: then this g string song, like there was nothing but
Speaker 2: like a string.
Speaker 1: Now, she's a customer, a patron.
Speaker 2: No, she is someone who dances at the Gay Nineties
Speaker 2: for entertainment purposes. And I don't know if technically you
Speaker 2: would call her a stripper. She was accepting money, she
Speaker 2: was in a very scandalous get up and whatever. But
Speaker 2: there are polls on a lot of the bars at
Speaker 2: the Gay nineties, So she was on one of the poles.
Speaker 2: There was a guy on the other one on that bar,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking at her and I'm admiring her, like
Speaker 2: she's killing it. She's doing things I would never be
Speaker 2: able to do. But then my friend points out that
Speaker 2: there is a dollar bill that's kind of in a
Speaker 2: circular shape that looks like it's sticking out of her butthole.
Speaker 2: And my friend is like, I don't get it, Like
Speaker 2: does she have that shoved in her buttthole? She's very
Speaker 2: small too, so it's not like she's got a bunch
Speaker 2: of like jingle like holding it in, you know. And
Speaker 2: the thong was just a straight line, like a piece
Speaker 2: of string on her ass as that long is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So we kind of watched for probably longer than we
Speaker 2: needed to to try to figure out if that dollar
Speaker 2: bill was just shoved in her buttthole, and I think
Speaker 2: it was. That's why it was staying there, because it
Speaker 2: didn't move like it remained there if she went around
Speaker 2: the pole as she put her legs up above her
Speaker 2: head all this stuff. So it was like, girl, what
Speaker 2: have you got to do to make that money and
Speaker 2: attract the people? I mean, I was intrigued, but.
Speaker 1: I guess you are you are talking about it.
Speaker 2: I also it was at the very end of the
Speaker 2: night for me because it was about twelve thirty am,
Speaker 2: and I was sitting on a chair nearby and I
Speaker 2: just was over dancing and I was exhausted at that point,
Speaker 2: so there was nothing else for me to do about
Speaker 2: watch her and the dollar bill in her buttthole. So
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like something you can't take your eyes off.
Speaker 3: It's like a bat, a car accident.
Speaker 1: You're like, is that up her m. But there was
Speaker 1: a years ago we did a Halloween party at Sneaky
Speaker 1: Pete's and this was probably fifteen maybe longer ago, fifteen
Speaker 1: twenty years ago, and there was a woman and her
Speaker 1: friend and they wanted to be in the costume contest. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll put you, and so they were in lingerie and
Speaker 1: one was she had a thong on, and so she
Speaker 1: was crawling around on her hands and knees and you
Speaker 1: could see her butthole and we were like do we
Speaker 1: stop her? Do we because the thong was like right there,
Speaker 1: not covering the whole area. Yeah, And we're like, this
Speaker 1: is not this is not right, this is not good.
Speaker 1: We can't have people. Does she even know? Does she care?
Speaker 1: Is she drunk and was very uncomfortable And I don't
Speaker 1: remember exactly what we did, but I think after a
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds, were like, Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You have any buttthole stories, set Bailey.
Speaker 3: I don't have any butt whole stories more?
Speaker 1: Oh you do?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Just remember we went to Valley Fair one time and
Speaker 2: I was waiting in line and a guy had a
Speaker 2: hat on that said show me your butthole yea or show.
Speaker 1: Me that hat. Yeah, and what Trip has that hot
Speaker 1: Trip has that hat?
Speaker 2: Yes, honestly, nothing about that surprises me. That funny took
Speaker 2: a picture of it and sent it to you and
Speaker 2: Fallen and I don't know who else was on the
Speaker 2: show at that time. I remember seeing it, but we
Speaker 2: had talked about it on the show and we were
Speaker 2: all like, man, you're at Valley Fair with a bunch
Speaker 2: of kids running around. You think you maybe could have
Speaker 2: picked one of your ten hats you probably have hanging
Speaker 2: in your closet that doesn't say show me that butthole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, wow, that is funny. All right, Moving
Speaker 1: on to the emails here, because we always need more
Speaker 1: emails for the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go. I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask if one Nita has ever been on the
Speaker 1: radio live with you guys before. If not, what the
Speaker 1: hell are you all waiting for? Ask her to join
Speaker 1: one morning or even join in the Minnesota Goodbye that is,
Speaker 1: of course, if one Needa wants to or has time.
Speaker 1: I just love her weekly rants. That would be fun
Speaker 1: to have her come in day and shoot the shit
Speaker 1: with y'all. From Alison, I think we asked her to
Speaker 1: come in to host the mixtape game.
Speaker 2: One time we did, but she worked four nights and
Speaker 2: so it just timing wise wasn't going to work with
Speaker 2: her schedule. But we have said that we'll try to
Speaker 2: get her in some other time that does work.
Speaker 1: I hope I didn't read this one before, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I have. It says it's catching up on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. And I heard Dave talking about the
Speaker 1: amount of Japanese tourists at Yellowstone. It was really, I mean,
Speaker 1: just like amazing. There was probably one third of all
Speaker 1: the people that I saw at Yellowstone were Japanese. And
Speaker 1: I mean that's great. If they have like such a
Speaker 1: booming economy that they want to come over here and
Speaker 1: see probably something that there's nothing like that that exists
Speaker 1: in Japan, then great.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's like, okay, well we just were in Japan
Speaker 1: six or seven years ago with my family, and so
Speaker 1: they want to come over here and look at Yellowstone Park.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, yeah, for sure boring it own anyway. I
Speaker 1: used to live in Idaho in the sun working at
Speaker 1: a golf course as a kid. Where I worked was
Speaker 1: about an hour out of Yellowstone and an hour out
Speaker 1: of Jackson Hole. Before COVID, there'd be large tour buses
Speaker 1: with Asian tourist who would come for vacation travel together
Speaker 1: in a bus. They'd fly in to Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: or Idaho Falls. It was pretty slick because they rolled
Speaker 1: to have their interpreter with them. I could be way
Speaker 1: off base, but my guess is the buses are back.
Speaker 1: I think they mean after COVID. Yeah, so yeah, it's
Speaker 1: super cool.
Speaker 3: I would love to go on like a tour bus
Speaker 3: to a different country because, like, like they said, Okay,
Speaker 3: if they have these tour buses, they have an interpreter there,
Speaker 3: and I know, like when I worked at Disney, we
Speaker 3: would get tons of tour buses from like Brazil and
Speaker 3: then they'd have like a person translating for them as
Speaker 3: they all walked around the park. Yeah, and I would
Speaker 3: totally go on way more of vacations if I could
Speaker 3: guarantee that I had somebody there to translate and I
Speaker 3: was with other people who spoke English, then I wouldn't
Speaker 3: feel like I don't know what's going on, I don't
Speaker 3: speak the language and I'm lost.
Speaker 1: You know, Here's what I know. I'm not a world traveler.
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, I've been to. I didn't go
Speaker 1: to Europe until I was well into my forties, I think.
Speaker 1: And this is what I can tell you about Germany, Italy, Paris.
Speaker 1: If you go to the touristy spots, and you will,
Speaker 1: because why wouldn't you. Everybody there speaks English. Germany. I
Speaker 1: remember the very first day we checked in. The guy
Speaker 1: behind the counter looked like a twenty five year old
Speaker 1: Seth Myers, and I'm like, Sprachens English or whatever the
Speaker 1: world is, and he's like, yes, of course, and I
Speaker 1: was like ah. And everybody spoke really good English, except
Speaker 1: when we went to the castle that the Disney Castle
Speaker 1: is modeled after. Neus Schwafstein is the name of the castle,
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful. And I was at a gift shop
Speaker 1: and one woman there did not speak very good English,
Speaker 1: and that was really and I learned to speak a
Speaker 1: little bit of German, and I remember buying shoes and
Speaker 1: I was able to talk about the price of shoes.
Speaker 1: But if you go anywhere in Europe to they're gonna
Speaker 1: speak English. In Japan, we had an interpreter. We sprung
Speaker 1: the extra whatever it was to have an interpreter because
Speaker 1: it is such a different culture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially then too, because then if you have an interpreter,
Speaker 3: not only are they interpreting the language for you, but
Speaker 3: they are interpreting like the cultural norms, like so you
Speaker 3: don't mess up and like, gosh, what if you, you know,
Speaker 3: take something with the wrong hand and you insult somebody's
Speaker 3: mother or whatever, you know, they can interpret what not
Speaker 3: to do is.
Speaker 1: It's funny when you say take something with the wrong hand.
Speaker 1: When they hand you something in Japan, you take it
Speaker 1: with both hands. Yeah, like when they hand you your
Speaker 1: credit card, you take it back with both.
Speaker 3: Hands or your right hand. But your left hand is dirty.
Speaker 3: I know that for a fact. That's why you don't
Speaker 3: take things with your left hand. And when I worked
Speaker 3: in your left hand band, you filthy pay exactly. When
Speaker 3: I worked in retail and somebody I don't know, like
Speaker 3: Japanese would come up to me, I would anytime I
Speaker 3: handed something back to them, I would always try to
Speaker 3: do it with both hands. And that's kind of hard
Speaker 3: to like train yourself to do that, you guys, I'm like,
Speaker 3: so the opposite of both of you.
Speaker 2: I don't want tourist guides or anything. I want to
Speaker 2: just like fumble my way through things. And now I'm
Speaker 2: also not a world traveler, but I did go to Thailand,
Speaker 2: and I mean we didn't have a translator at all.
Speaker 2: We tried to learn some of the language, like the
Speaker 2: basics and stuff, and then just chatted with people through
Speaker 2: like hand motions and laughter a lot of times. And
Speaker 2: I feel like that's part of the experience in my opinion.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just fun. It'd be different if you
Speaker 3: went with somebody. Yeah, that's yea find some I.
Speaker 1: Could see that.
Speaker 2: But I also like, I'm the hypocritical tourist who hates tourists,
Speaker 2: so like I don't like to be on anyone else's times.
Speaker 2: I hate being on a tour bus. I just want
Speaker 2: to do things when I want to do them, and
Speaker 2: be done with it and leave and go to the
Speaker 2: next thing when I want to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I kind of fall
Speaker 1: in the middle of that. One. I think certain things
Speaker 1: I would like to be on a tour because I
Speaker 1: would like somebody to like when we went to Normandy,
Speaker 1: we were in Paris and we went to you know,
Speaker 1: Omaha Beach where the you know, the Allies beat the
Speaker 1: Germans back in World War Two, and I was real
Speaker 1: glad we were on a bus because they're like this
Speaker 1: over here is this, This over here is this, and
Speaker 1: this over here is this. And if it wasn't for that,
Speaker 1: I would have been like all right. Next email this
Speaker 1: from Kate Kelly Gustafson and she said, what the hell
Speaker 1: do you guys even do? Hopefully you got your attention
Speaker 1: so you'll open the email and read it on the
Speaker 1: Minnesota goodbye. I am curious of all your responsibilities as DJ, producer, host, etc.
Speaker 1: Like I heard Dave talking about going to a music
Speaker 1: summit discovering doja cat? Lol? Does that mean he gets
Speaker 1: to make the decisions on what music is played on
Speaker 1: the radio? What other unique and cool responsibilities do the
Speaker 1: rest of you outside of what we hear on the radio?
Speaker 1: What do you love and hate about your jobs? Love
Speaker 1: y'all from Katie No, I got to go to the
Speaker 1: music summit is kind of a treat, kind of like
Speaker 1: you know, like DuPont might have a trip to Nashville
Speaker 1: as kind of like, oh, we're gonna go to Nashville
Speaker 1: or we're gonna go to you know, I work for
Speaker 1: Benjamin Moore Paints and I'm gonna go to whatever and
Speaker 1: go to Las Vegas. So they said come to the
Speaker 1: music summit, and I got to go along, and I
Speaker 1: got to see like all these artists perform or present
Speaker 1: their songs. And the second I heard doja Katam like
Speaker 1: that song is a smash because it just you know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't easy. It wasn't hard to tell that song
Speaker 1: was a smash hit. But I certainly do not pick
Speaker 1: the music here on KATWB at all.
Speaker 2: Our boss Rich is more so him and Zach Dylon.
Speaker 2: He is the music director. The two of them have
Speaker 2: meetings every single Tuesday, I think it is, and discuss
Speaker 2: what music's going to either be at it or taken away,
Speaker 2: or what they want to play more of. They've just
Speaker 2: tried to throw his coffee cup in the fucking garbage
Speaker 2: and he miss get it for me flonky klonk in
Speaker 2: the background. I swear, I mean, I appreciate the motivation
Speaker 2: to continue to shoot your shot there, but you miss
Speaker 2: most of the time.
Speaker 1: We had it absolutely false. I missed I nearly. I
Speaker 1: get it nearly every single time, and then.
Speaker 2: You spill shit everywhere. There's like a when I have
Speaker 2: to run the board where Dave sits if he's in
Speaker 2: Colorado or he's on vacation. There is a pool of
Speaker 2: salt where you sit and stand, there's a pool of
Speaker 2: salt because Dave also just sprinkles salts all over eggs.
Speaker 2: It's on the ground, it's everywhere, and I sit and
Speaker 2: I have to clean that area up before I can
Speaker 2: even engage because I'm a clean freak.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue. No, I mean, it's kind of true.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like, this is where we live
Speaker 1: for four or five hours out of the day. It's
Speaker 1: gonna get a little bit ratty over here. Not ratty,
Speaker 1: So responsibilities, I will do mine really quickly. Here we
Speaker 1: come up with content. It's like, Okay, what do we
Speaker 1: want to talk about in the show? But we all do.
Speaker 1: But I've been doing it the longest, so I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like majorly responsible for a lot of the content.
Speaker 1: And then I also get the joy of shooting down
Speaker 1: other people's idea for content. Like last week, Bailey was
Speaker 1: bringing up something and I was giving you a hard time.
Speaker 1: I said, Bailey, that's a stupid idea. Stop it. I
Speaker 1: remember what that was. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Lelly lists the ones that I.
Speaker 1: Have, but but it was funny because Bailey's like, I
Speaker 1: think we should do this, and I said, Bailey, nobody
Speaker 1: likes that idea. Stop it, shut up. And I was
Speaker 1: saying it in a way like, yes, I met it's
Speaker 1: a dumb idea, and it was, but I was trying
Speaker 1: to make you laugh at the same time, so I
Speaker 1: get the joy. It's kind of like you're the doctor
Speaker 1: that gets to tell people that are going to die,
Speaker 1: so I get to tell Jenny, yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: that's not really a good idea. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely like when I bring up an idea and
Speaker 1: I'm readed with silence, I go well, by the fact
Speaker 1: that you guys aren't saying anything, I can tell you
Speaker 1: hate that idea, and you guys will say like, yeah, Dave,
Speaker 1: people don't really do that anymore. Or I'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's do the facts of the day and bring up
Speaker 1: something like old fashioned and I'm joking you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: people don't really do that anymore. So I feel definitely
Speaker 1: like you guys can give it back to me and
Speaker 1: tell me when I have a shit idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would say. My job is to respond
Speaker 3: to Dave as he Speaks, and I put together the podcast,
Speaker 3: and I have a Saturday show, and I put up
Speaker 3: the Minnesota Goodbye. And I hate listing the stuff that
Speaker 3: I do because I still feel new even though I've
Speaker 3: been here a year, and I'm sure there's more I
Speaker 3: could do, but I just need someone to tell me
Speaker 3: to do it or else. I don't know. So I
Speaker 3: feel like I could be doing more stuff, but I
Speaker 3: don't know what everyone else is doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: And mine playing and simple is I'm the detail and
Speaker 2: leader of the group project. That's who I am. If
Speaker 2: you can think of the leader of the group project
Speaker 2: in school, that's pretty much me. I make sure shit happens.
Speaker 2: I make sure things get scheduled, and I make sure
Speaker 2: Dave knows what's coming up in two minutes, because.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time, it's like there's like keeping
Speaker 1: a lot of balls in the air. I mean, we
Speaker 1: all do, but I'm sitting over here. I got all
Speaker 1: the buttons and equipment to run. I've got to keep
Speaker 1: things moving forward, and so I get a lot of
Speaker 1: balls in the air, so I will literally forget what
Speaker 1: we're about to do. In eight seconds, Jenny, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Oh, we're going to talk about the best
Speaker 1: places in Minnesota to go for the weekend. Okay, yeah, good,
Speaker 1: ye Can I tell you something I want to tell
Speaker 1: This is just something that I want to run by
Speaker 1: you because we're very transparent. So I got a DM
Speaker 1: yesterday from somebody who said, Dave Love, you have grown
Speaker 1: up with your show. Would really have my officiant for
Speaker 1: my wedding dropped out last minute or dropped out? On
Speaker 1: September twenty fifth? Will you come to Duluth to marry
Speaker 1: me and my fiance? You know, you can fly the
Speaker 1: plane up land at the local airport, but will come
Speaker 1: pick you up? Susan can come along too, will feed you?
Speaker 1: Will you come and marry me? And I was like
Speaker 1: absolutely not. And the reason I'm like absolutely not is like,
Speaker 1: why I don't know you. I am so flattered that
Speaker 1: you want me to come and marry you, but there's
Speaker 1: no way I'm going to take a day out of
Speaker 1: my life to fly to somebody's wedding that I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: to marry them in exchange for you know, free roast
Speaker 1: beef and mashed potatoes. And I'm not. It wasn't rude
Speaker 1: of them to ask. It was very flattering for them
Speaker 1: to ask, but it was also puzzling that somebody would
Speaker 1: think that I would actually say yes to that. Does
Speaker 1: that sound like? Do I sound like a dick?
Speaker 2: I think the only reason people might think you sound
Speaker 2: like a dick is they don't understand how much people
Speaker 2: ask us to do because most people in their everyday
Speaker 2: job as an accountant or a teacher, or they're not
Speaker 2: being well, maybe I shouldn't speak for teachers, but yeah,
Speaker 2: an accountant. They're not asking a random accountant to come
Speaker 2: officiate their wedding or to show up to their kids
Speaker 2: birthday party because they've been listening to that accountant for
Speaker 2: thirty two years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I feel like that's why it might come off
Speaker 2: like you're being a dick, But truly, no, I I
Speaker 2: good for them for asking and shooting their shot, but
Speaker 2: I'm sure that they probably thought there was a point
Speaker 2: zero five percent that you'd say yes. Yeah so, and
Speaker 2: I'm like right there with you. That's a that's a
Speaker 2: big ask. And personally, I don't like people who do
Speaker 2: things like that because I feel like that's an entitled
Speaker 2: characteristic of people. What do you mean, like they are
Speaker 2: not considering you in that they're only considering the benefit
Speaker 2: that they're getting from it. They're not really Okay, you're
Speaker 2: getting free food. Cool, But like, how about the prep
Speaker 2: you have to do to get ready to officiate it
Speaker 2: and the entire day? And also I think people are
Speaker 2: confused and think that you have a plane. You don't
Speaker 2: have your own plane. You have to go like rent
Speaker 2: a plane, go to an airport, fly up.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just that's where I get frustrated with stuff when
Speaker 2: people ask for things that they don't necessarily deserve.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, any thoughts, Bailey, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I feel how how I I don't know, I
Speaker 3: get what you think, Like, do I sound like a dick?
Speaker 3: Because if it's like why would you ever think I
Speaker 3: would do something like that? That does kind of sound dicky,
Speaker 3: But also like the sentiment is real though, like you
Speaker 3: saying that's going to take up a whole day, I
Speaker 3: don't know you all of that's like super valid. And
Speaker 3: I think I think the reason they think that you
Speaker 3: would say yes in the first place is because you
Speaker 3: have officiated listeners weddings before, so they're taking the pass
Speaker 3: and they're like, Okay, this makes sense, he'll say yes.
Speaker 3: Because he's done it before fair enough, so I see
Speaker 3: both sides to it, Like I wouldn't shame them, but
Speaker 3: I get where they're coming from.
Speaker 1: I guess I think most of the weddings that I've
Speaker 1: done for listeners have been they came to us, like
Speaker 1: I've done several at the State Fair, several at Treasure Island,
Speaker 1: several here at the radio station. So anyway, when I
Speaker 1: first got like, and anybody can do this, that's the
Speaker 1: thing you can go on. I think it's called God
Speaker 1: Church of I don't know dot com and it's not
Speaker 1: church dot com, Universal Life Church. Just search Universal Life Church.
Speaker 1: You can get ordained. You can be religious or not,
Speaker 1: and they will like you can basically marry people. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have a ton of friends who are ordained. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like just online.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, go do that. Check that out if
Speaker 1: you want to do that, maybe this summer. Okay, moving
Speaker 1: on to our next email. I'm going to hit the
Speaker 1: lead on that one, and this one is for Bailey
Speaker 1: and Jenny. Question about dating. If you're considering dating a
Speaker 1: guy and you discover he doesn't have any social media accounts,
Speaker 1: is that a red flag or a green flag? Do
Speaker 1: most people you date you try to date have social
Speaker 1: media accounts. Jenny will start with you's had a red
Speaker 1: flag or a green flag.
Speaker 2: I would say it's neither. I don't think it's a
Speaker 2: flag period. It's just an interesting quality to have at
Speaker 2: this point in life, especially someone around mine and Bailey's age,
Speaker 2: because you probably should have some social media, so I
Speaker 2: probably would question, like do they have some sketchy side accounts?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, but I don't know. I think you
Speaker 2: get to know someone and some people just don't do
Speaker 2: social media like they really are just like I don't
Speaker 2: want to be on the internet. It's like my sister
Speaker 2: and I are a year and a half apart, and
Speaker 2: she has to ask me how to post a reel
Speaker 2: a lot of times. Oh really, and she does social media,
Speaker 2: but she just doesn't know how to do much. So
Speaker 2: I don't think that's out of the norm for someone
Speaker 2: to not have it, But of the younger generations, it's
Speaker 2: pretty strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, I mean, I would hope that
Speaker 3: they would have some kind of social media. Even if
Speaker 3: you have an Instagram account and the last picture you
Speaker 3: posted was in twenty twenty one, like that's fine. At
Speaker 3: least you have one to like stay, you know, up
Speaker 3: to date with what's going on in the world, because
Speaker 3: if you don't have any social media, then I'm thinking like, okay,
Speaker 3: that's sus. Why don't you have any social media? Do
Speaker 3: you think you're better than me because you don't have
Speaker 3: any That's how my brain would work there, right.
Speaker 1: That is going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Send your emails in to Ryan's show at kadiwb dot com.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to talk about. We'd love to hear
Speaker 1: from you.