WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:02.640 We're going to open the Minnesota Goodbye with a story 2 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:04.839 about a stripper and a dollar bill. 3 00:00:05.559 --> 00:00:07.120 I was at the Gay Nineties for a bachelor at 4 00:00:07.160 --> 00:00:10.039 party on Friday night, and this girl had just like 5 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:12.759 a very very tiny bikini kind of looking top and 6 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:15.400 then this g string song, like there was nothing but 7 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:16.239 like a string. 8 00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:18.519 Now, she's a customer, a patron. 9 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:21.719 No, she is someone who dances at the Gay Nineties 10 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:25.160 for entertainment purposes. And I don't know if technically you 11 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:27.440 would call her a stripper. She was accepting money, she 12 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:31.120 was in a very scandalous get up and whatever. But 13 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:34.200 there are polls on a lot of the bars at 14 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:37.119 the Gay nineties, So she was on one of the poles. 15 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:38.880 There was a guy on the other one on that bar, 16 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:42.520 and I'm looking at her and I'm admiring her, like 17 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:44.520 she's killing it. She's doing things I would never be 18 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:47.439 able to do. But then my friend points out that 19 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:49.439 there is a dollar bill that's kind of in a 20 00:00:49.479 --> 00:00:54.240 circular shape that looks like it's sticking out of her butthole. 21 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:57.159 And my friend is like, I don't get it, Like 22 00:00:57.200 --> 00:01:00.520 does she have that shoved in her buttthole? She's very 23 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:02.359 small too, so it's not like she's got a bunch 24 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:06.760 of like jingle like holding it in, you know. And 25 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:09.560 the thong was just a straight line, like a piece 26 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:11.760 of string on her ass as that long is. Yeah, 27 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.000 So we kind of watched for probably longer than we 28 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:16.040 needed to to try to figure out if that dollar 29 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:17.879 bill was just shoved in her buttthole, and I think 30 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:19.519 it was. That's why it was staying there, because it 31 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:22.920 didn't move like it remained there if she went around 32 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.239 the pole as she put her legs up above her 33 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:28.359 head all this stuff. So it was like, girl, what 34 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:30.560 have you got to do to make that money and 35 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:33.200 attract the people? I mean, I was intrigued, but. 36 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:35.000 I guess you are you are talking about it. 37 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:36.640 I also it was at the very end of the 38 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:39.159 night for me because it was about twelve thirty am, 39 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:41.159 and I was sitting on a chair nearby and I 40 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:43.799 just was over dancing and I was exhausted at that point, 41 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:45.280 so there was nothing else for me to do about 42 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:47.439 watch her and the dollar bill in her buttthole. So 43 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:48.480 I did. 44 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:51.159 It's like it's like something you can't take your eyes off. 45 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:52.439 It's like a bat, a car accident. 46 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:56.519 You're like, is that up her m. But there was 47 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:02.040 a years ago we did a Halloween party at Sneaky 48 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:07.519 Pete's and this was probably fifteen maybe longer ago, fifteen 49 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.199 twenty years ago, and there was a woman and her 50 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:14.400 friend and they wanted to be in the costume contest. Okay, 51 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:17.479 we'll put you, and so they were in lingerie and 52 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:21.840 one was she had a thong on, and so she 53 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:24.319 was crawling around on her hands and knees and you 54 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:29.240 could see her butthole and we were like do we 55 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.800 stop her? Do we because the thong was like right there, 56 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:35.599 not covering the whole area. Yeah, And we're like, this 57 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:38.240 is not this is not right, this is not good. 58 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:41.840 We can't have people. Does she even know? Does she care? 59 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:44.879 Is she drunk and was very uncomfortable And I don't 60 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.080 remember exactly what we did, but I think after a 61 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:51.319 like thirty seconds, were like, Okay, thank you very much. 62 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:53.080 You have any buttthole stories, set Bailey. 63 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:58.199 I don't have any butt whole stories more? 64 00:02:58.360 --> 00:02:58.680 Oh you do? 65 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:00.199 No. 66 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.319 Just remember we went to Valley Fair one time and 67 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.039 I was waiting in line and a guy had a 68 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.639 hat on that said show me your butthole yea or show. 69 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:10.000 Me that hat. Yeah, and what Trip has that hot 70 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:11.479 Trip has that hat? 71 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:16.240 Yes, honestly, nothing about that surprises me. That funny took 72 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:18.360 a picture of it and sent it to you and 73 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:20.120 Fallen and I don't know who else was on the 74 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:21.759 show at that time. I remember seeing it, but we 75 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:23.360 had talked about it on the show and we were 76 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.400 all like, man, you're at Valley Fair with a bunch 77 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:28.879 of kids running around. You think you maybe could have 78 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:31.199 picked one of your ten hats you probably have hanging 79 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:33.800 in your closet that doesn't say show me that butthole. 80 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:39.000 Yeah, come on, wow, that is funny. All right, Moving 81 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:41.360 on to the emails here, because we always need more 82 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:45.039 emails for the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go. I wanted 83 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:46.759 to ask if one Nita has ever been on the 84 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:49.479 radio live with you guys before. If not, what the 85 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:51.879 hell are you all waiting for? Ask her to join 86 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.280 one morning or even join in the Minnesota Goodbye that is, 87 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:56.479 of course, if one Needa wants to or has time. 88 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:59.199 I just love her weekly rants. That would be fun 89 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:00.960 to have her come in day and shoot the shit 90 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:03.400 with y'all. From Alison, I think we asked her to 91 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:05.120 come in to host the mixtape game. 92 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:07.919 One time we did, but she worked four nights and 93 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:10.280 so it just timing wise wasn't going to work with 94 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:12.719 her schedule. But we have said that we'll try to 95 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:14.240 get her in some other time that does work. 96 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.199 I hope I didn't read this one before, but I 97 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:21.560 don't think I have. It says it's catching up on 98 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:23.600 the Minnesota Goodbye. And I heard Dave talking about the 99 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:26.879 amount of Japanese tourists at Yellowstone. It was really, I mean, 100 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:31.120 just like amazing. There was probably one third of all 101 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:34.279 the people that I saw at Yellowstone were Japanese. And 102 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:37.560 I mean that's great. If they have like such a 103 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:39.519 booming economy that they want to come over here and 104 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:42.959 see probably something that there's nothing like that that exists 105 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:46.480 in Japan, then great. 106 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:46.920 Yeah. 107 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:49.800 And it's like, okay, well we just were in Japan 108 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.639 six or seven years ago with my family, and so 109 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:55.360 they want to come over here and look at Yellowstone Park. 110 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:58.519 Fuck yeah, yeah, for sure boring it own anyway. I 111 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:00.639 used to live in Idaho in the sun working at 112 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:04.240 a golf course as a kid. Where I worked was 113 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:06.879 about an hour out of Yellowstone and an hour out 114 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:11.480 of Jackson Hole. Before COVID, there'd be large tour buses 115 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:14.040 with Asian tourist who would come for vacation travel together 116 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:16.199 in a bus. They'd fly in to Salt Lake City 117 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:18.560 or Idaho Falls. It was pretty slick because they rolled 118 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:21.000 to have their interpreter with them. I could be way 119 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.600 off base, but my guess is the buses are back. 120 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.800 I think they mean after COVID. Yeah, so yeah, it's 121 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:28.399 super cool. 122 00:05:28.519 --> 00:05:30.800 I would love to go on like a tour bus 123 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:34.759 to a different country because, like, like they said, Okay, 124 00:05:34.759 --> 00:05:37.000 if they have these tour buses, they have an interpreter there, 125 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:38.759 and I know, like when I worked at Disney, we 126 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:41.759 would get tons of tour buses from like Brazil and 127 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:45.439 then they'd have like a person translating for them as 128 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:47.839 they all walked around the park. Yeah, and I would 129 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:51.560 totally go on way more of vacations if I could 130 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:54.959 guarantee that I had somebody there to translate and I 131 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:58.079 was with other people who spoke English, then I wouldn't 132 00:05:58.120 --> 00:05:59.959 feel like I don't know what's going on, I don't 133 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:01.360 speak the language and I'm lost. 134 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:04.399 You know, Here's what I know. I'm not a world traveler. 135 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.040 I'm not you know, I've been to. I didn't go 136 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.600 to Europe until I was well into my forties, I think. 137 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:13.439 And this is what I can tell you about Germany, Italy, Paris. 138 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.399 If you go to the touristy spots, and you will, 139 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:22.600 because why wouldn't you. Everybody there speaks English. Germany. I 140 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:26.160 remember the very first day we checked in. The guy 141 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:28.160 behind the counter looked like a twenty five year old 142 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:32.480 Seth Myers, and I'm like, Sprachens English or whatever the 143 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:34.720 world is, and he's like, yes, of course, and I 144 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.959 was like ah. And everybody spoke really good English, except 145 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.240 when we went to the castle that the Disney Castle 146 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:45.480 is modeled after. Neus Schwafstein is the name of the castle, 147 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:47.360 and it's beautiful. And I was at a gift shop 148 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:50.680 and one woman there did not speak very good English, 149 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:52.800 and that was really and I learned to speak a 150 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:56.399 little bit of German, and I remember buying shoes and 151 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:58.360 I was able to talk about the price of shoes. 152 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:00.759 But if you go anywhere in Europe to they're gonna 153 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:04.839 speak English. In Japan, we had an interpreter. We sprung 154 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:07.800 the extra whatever it was to have an interpreter because 155 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:10.279 it is such a different culture. 156 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:13.759 Yeah, especially then too, because then if you have an interpreter, 157 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:15.920 not only are they interpreting the language for you, but 158 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:19.519 they are interpreting like the cultural norms, like so you 159 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:22.319 don't mess up and like, gosh, what if you, you know, 160 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:25.160 take something with the wrong hand and you insult somebody's 161 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:28.600 mother or whatever, you know, they can interpret what not 162 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:29.079 to do is. 163 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.079 It's funny when you say take something with the wrong hand. 164 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.759 When they hand you something in Japan, you take it 165 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:36.399 with both hands. Yeah, like when they hand you your 166 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:39.680 credit card, you take it back with both. 167 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:42.360 Hands or your right hand. But your left hand is dirty. 168 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:44.519 I know that for a fact. That's why you don't 169 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.279 take things with your left hand. And when I worked 170 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:48.759 in your left hand band, you filthy pay exactly. When 171 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.240 I worked in retail and somebody I don't know, like 172 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:53.519 Japanese would come up to me, I would anytime I 173 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:55.279 handed something back to them, I would always try to 174 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:58.360 do it with both hands. And that's kind of hard 175 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:01.279 to like train yourself to do that, you guys, I'm like, 176 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:02.680 so the opposite of both of you. 177 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:05.439 I don't want tourist guides or anything. I want to 178 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:07.800 just like fumble my way through things. And now I'm 179 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:10.160 also not a world traveler, but I did go to Thailand, 180 00:08:10.639 --> 00:08:12.839 and I mean we didn't have a translator at all. 181 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:15.560 We tried to learn some of the language, like the 182 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:18.800 basics and stuff, and then just chatted with people through 183 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:20.839 like hand motions and laughter a lot of times. And 184 00:08:20.879 --> 00:08:23.439 I feel like that's part of the experience in my opinion. 185 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:26.000 I mean, that's just fun. It'd be different if you 186 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.720 went with somebody. Yeah, that's yea find some I. 187 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:29.120 Could see that. 188 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:33.600 But I also like, I'm the hypocritical tourist who hates tourists, 189 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:36.919 so like I don't like to be on anyone else's times. 190 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:39.279 I hate being on a tour bus. I just want 191 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:40.799 to do things when I want to do them, and 192 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:42.320 be done with it and leave and go to the 193 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:43.399 next thing when I want to do it. 194 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.559 Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I kind of fall 195 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:47.279 in the middle of that. One. I think certain things 196 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.000 I would like to be on a tour because I 197 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.519 would like somebody to like when we went to Normandy, 198 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.480 we were in Paris and we went to you know, 199 00:08:53.559 --> 00:08:57.159 Omaha Beach where the you know, the Allies beat the 200 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.080 Germans back in World War Two, and I was real 201 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:01.879 glad we were on a bus because they're like this 202 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.000 over here is this, This over here is this, and 203 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:06.360 this over here is this. And if it wasn't for that, 204 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:10.679 I would have been like all right. Next email this 205 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:15.399 from Kate Kelly Gustafson and she said, what the hell 206 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:18.320 do you guys even do? Hopefully you got your attention 207 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:19.960 so you'll open the email and read it on the 208 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:24.879 Minnesota goodbye. I am curious of all your responsibilities as DJ, producer, host, etc. 209 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:27.919 Like I heard Dave talking about going to a music 210 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:31.360 summit discovering doja cat? Lol? Does that mean he gets 211 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:33.159 to make the decisions on what music is played on 212 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:36.039 the radio? What other unique and cool responsibilities do the 213 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:38.879 rest of you outside of what we hear on the radio? 214 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.679 What do you love and hate about your jobs? Love 215 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:45.799 y'all from Katie No, I got to go to the 216 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:48.480 music summit is kind of a treat, kind of like 217 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:52.840 you know, like DuPont might have a trip to Nashville 218 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:55.039 as kind of like, oh, we're gonna go to Nashville 219 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:56.600 or we're gonna go to you know, I work for 220 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:00.559 Benjamin Moore Paints and I'm gonna go to whatever and 221 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:02.679 go to Las Vegas. So they said come to the 222 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:06.440 music summit, and I got to go along, and I 223 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:11.399 got to see like all these artists perform or present 224 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:13.919 their songs. And the second I heard doja Katam like 225 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:16.679 that song is a smash because it just you know, 226 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:19.159 it wasn't easy. It wasn't hard to tell that song 227 00:10:19.240 --> 00:10:21.600 was a smash hit. But I certainly do not pick 228 00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:23.799 the music here on KATWB at all. 229 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:28.279 Our boss Rich is more so him and Zach Dylon. 230 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.159 He is the music director. The two of them have 231 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:34.159 meetings every single Tuesday, I think it is, and discuss 232 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:36.720 what music's going to either be at it or taken away, 233 00:10:36.879 --> 00:10:39.200 or what they want to play more of. They've just 234 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:41.519 tried to throw his coffee cup in the fucking garbage 235 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:44.399 and he miss get it for me flonky klonk in 236 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:49.080 the background. I swear, I mean, I appreciate the motivation 237 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:51.559 to continue to shoot your shot there, but you miss 238 00:10:51.639 --> 00:10:52.159 most of the time. 239 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:56.679 We had it absolutely false. I missed I nearly. I 240 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:00.600 get it nearly every single time, and then. 241 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:03.799 You spill shit everywhere. There's like a when I have 242 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:06.039 to run the board where Dave sits if he's in 243 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:09.200 Colorado or he's on vacation. There is a pool of 244 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:13.360 salt where you sit and stand, there's a pool of 245 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:16.720 salt because Dave also just sprinkles salts all over eggs. 246 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:19.840 It's on the ground, it's everywhere, and I sit and 247 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:22.000 I have to clean that area up before I can 248 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:24.039 even engage because I'm a clean freak. 249 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:28.639 I'm not gonna argue. No, I mean, it's kind of true. 250 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:30.559 I don't know. It's like, this is where we live 251 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:32.919 for four or five hours out of the day. It's 252 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:36.080 gonna get a little bit ratty over here. Not ratty, 253 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:40.799 So responsibilities, I will do mine really quickly. Here we 254 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:42.639 come up with content. It's like, Okay, what do we 255 00:11:42.799 --> 00:11:44.559 want to talk about in the show? But we all do. 256 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:47.240 But I've been doing it the longest, so I'm kind 257 00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:50.559 of like majorly responsible for a lot of the content. 258 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:52.919 And then I also get the joy of shooting down 259 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:55.919 other people's idea for content. Like last week, Bailey was 260 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:57.759 bringing up something and I was giving you a hard time. 261 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:00.039 I said, Bailey, that's a stupid idea. Stop it. I 262 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:01.320 remember what that was. I don't know. 263 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:03.240 Lelly lists the ones that I. 264 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.879 Have, but but it was funny because Bailey's like, I 265 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:08.399 think we should do this, and I said, Bailey, nobody 266 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:10.720 likes that idea. Stop it, shut up. And I was 267 00:12:10.799 --> 00:12:13.000 saying it in a way like, yes, I met it's 268 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:15.240 a dumb idea, and it was, but I was trying 269 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:17.080 to make you laugh at the same time, so I 270 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:19.639 get the joy. It's kind of like you're the doctor 271 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:21.480 that gets to tell people that are going to die, 272 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:24.360 so I get to tell Jenny, yeah, you know what, 273 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:27.039 that's not really a good idea. But at the same time, 274 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:30.080 I'm definitely like when I bring up an idea and 275 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:34.759 I'm readed with silence, I go well, by the fact 276 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:36.600 that you guys aren't saying anything, I can tell you 277 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:39.200 hate that idea, and you guys will say like, yeah, Dave, 278 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.759 people don't really do that anymore. Or I'll be like, hey, 279 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:44.519 let's do the facts of the day and bring up 280 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:48.759 something like old fashioned and I'm joking you guys, Yeah, 281 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:51.679 people don't really do that anymore. So I feel definitely 282 00:12:51.679 --> 00:12:53.120 like you guys can give it back to me and 283 00:12:53.159 --> 00:12:54.480 tell me when I have a shit idea. 284 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:58.840 Yeah, yeah, I would say. My job is to respond 285 00:12:58.879 --> 00:13:03.440 to Dave as he Speaks, and I put together the podcast, 286 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:06.840 and I have a Saturday show, and I put up 287 00:13:06.879 --> 00:13:10.399 the Minnesota Goodbye. And I hate listing the stuff that 288 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:12.080 I do because I still feel new even though I've 289 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:13.519 been here a year, and I'm sure there's more I 290 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:15.279 could do, but I just need someone to tell me 291 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:17.720 to do it or else. I don't know. So I 292 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:19.600 feel like I could be doing more stuff, but I 293 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:20.960 don't know what everyone else is doing. 294 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:22.039 Okay, all right? 295 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.200 And mine playing and simple is I'm the detail and 296 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:27.799 leader of the group project. That's who I am. If 297 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:29.519 you can think of the leader of the group project 298 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:31.879 in school, that's pretty much me. I make sure shit happens. 299 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:35.320 I make sure things get scheduled, and I make sure 300 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:38.200 Dave knows what's coming up in two minutes, because. 301 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:40.519 A lot of the time, it's like there's like keeping 302 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:42.080 a lot of balls in the air. I mean, we 303 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:43.919 all do, but I'm sitting over here. I got all 304 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:46.279 the buttons and equipment to run. I've got to keep 305 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.759 things moving forward, and so I get a lot of 306 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:51.200 balls in the air, so I will literally forget what 307 00:13:51.279 --> 00:13:53.799 we're about to do. In eight seconds, Jenny, what are 308 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:55.519 we doing? Oh, we're going to talk about the best 309 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.960 places in Minnesota to go for the weekend. Okay, yeah, good, 310 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:00.159 ye Can I tell you something I want to tell 311 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:03.519 This is just something that I want to run by 312 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.360 you because we're very transparent. So I got a DM 313 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:11.879 yesterday from somebody who said, Dave Love, you have grown 314 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.320 up with your show. Would really have my officiant for 315 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:20.399 my wedding dropped out last minute or dropped out? On 316 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:24.480 September twenty fifth? Will you come to Duluth to marry 317 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:28.039 me and my fiance? You know, you can fly the 318 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:31.960 plane up land at the local airport, but will come 319 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:35.600 pick you up? Susan can come along too, will feed you? 320 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:39.240 Will you come and marry me? And I was like 321 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:44.600 absolutely not. And the reason I'm like absolutely not is like, 322 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:49.200 why I don't know you. I am so flattered that 323 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:52.000 you want me to come and marry you, but there's 324 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:53.919 no way I'm going to take a day out of 325 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:58.879 my life to fly to somebody's wedding that I don't know, yeah, 326 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:03.639 to marry them in exchange for you know, free roast 327 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.600 beef and mashed potatoes. And I'm not. It wasn't rude 328 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.399 of them to ask. It was very flattering for them 329 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:13.360 to ask, but it was also puzzling that somebody would 330 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:15.960 think that I would actually say yes to that. Does 331 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:17.919 that sound like? Do I sound like a dick? 332 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.879 I think the only reason people might think you sound 333 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.240 like a dick is they don't understand how much people 334 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.879 ask us to do because most people in their everyday 335 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:29.759 job as an accountant or a teacher, or they're not 336 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:32.000 being well, maybe I shouldn't speak for teachers, but yeah, 337 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:34.440 an accountant. They're not asking a random accountant to come 338 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:36.799 officiate their wedding or to show up to their kids 339 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:39.480 birthday party because they've been listening to that accountant for 340 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:40.360 thirty two years. 341 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:41.039 Yeah. 342 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:42.879 So I feel like that's why it might come off 343 00:15:42.960 --> 00:15:46.600 like you're being a dick, But truly, no, I I 344 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:49.679 good for them for asking and shooting their shot, but 345 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:51.960 I'm sure that they probably thought there was a point 346 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.759 zero five percent that you'd say yes. Yeah so, and 347 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:57.120 I'm like right there with you. That's a that's a 348 00:15:57.120 --> 00:16:00.840 big ask. And personally, I don't like people who do 349 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.639 things like that because I feel like that's an entitled 350 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:08.639 characteristic of people. What do you mean, like they are 351 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:12.519 not considering you in that they're only considering the benefit 352 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:14.759 that they're getting from it. They're not really Okay, you're 353 00:16:14.759 --> 00:16:17.600 getting free food. Cool, But like, how about the prep 354 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:19.960 you have to do to get ready to officiate it 355 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.519 and the entire day? And also I think people are 356 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:24.360 confused and think that you have a plane. You don't 357 00:16:24.360 --> 00:16:27.039 have your own plane. You have to go like rent 358 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:29.480 a plane, go to an airport, fly up. 359 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:30.399 I don't know. 360 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:33.600 I just that's where I get frustrated with stuff when 361 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.399 people ask for things that they don't necessarily deserve. 362 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:39.639 Okay, fair enough, any thoughts, Bailey, Well, I. 363 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:43.159 Mean I feel how how I I don't know, I 364 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:45.120 get what you think, Like, do I sound like a dick? 365 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:47.399 Because if it's like why would you ever think I 366 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:50.519 would do something like that? That does kind of sound dicky, 367 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:54.480 But also like the sentiment is real though, like you 368 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.000 saying that's going to take up a whole day, I 369 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:59.639 don't know you all of that's like super valid. And 370 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:01.399 I think I think the reason they think that you 371 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:03.360 would say yes in the first place is because you 372 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:07.279 have officiated listeners weddings before, so they're taking the pass 373 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:09.680 and they're like, Okay, this makes sense, he'll say yes. 374 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:12.359 Because he's done it before fair enough, so I see 375 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:16.160 both sides to it, Like I wouldn't shame them, but 376 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:17.440 I get where they're coming from. 377 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.880 I guess I think most of the weddings that I've 378 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:21.960 done for listeners have been they came to us, like 379 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:25.759 I've done several at the State Fair, several at Treasure Island, 380 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:29.839 several here at the radio station. So anyway, when I 381 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:32.119 first got like, and anybody can do this, that's the 382 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:35.799 thing you can go on. I think it's called God 383 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.880 Church of I don't know dot com and it's not 384 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:47.359 church dot com, Universal Life Church. Just search Universal Life Church. 385 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:51.319 You can get ordained. You can be religious or not, 386 00:17:51.839 --> 00:17:55.519 and they will like you can basically marry people. Yeah. 387 00:17:55.559 --> 00:17:57.319 I have a ton of friends who are ordained. Yeah, 388 00:17:57.359 --> 00:17:58.440 like just online. 389 00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:01.680 Yeah, but yeah, go do that. Check that out if 390 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.519 you want to do that, maybe this summer. Okay, moving 391 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:07.720 on to our next email. I'm going to hit the 392 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:12.640 lead on that one, and this one is for Bailey 393 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:17.720 and Jenny. Question about dating. If you're considering dating a 394 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:21.880 guy and you discover he doesn't have any social media accounts, 395 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:27.000 is that a red flag or a green flag? Do 396 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.640 most people you date you try to date have social 397 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:32.599 media accounts. Jenny will start with you's had a red 398 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:33.599 flag or a green flag. 399 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:37.440 I would say it's neither. I don't think it's a 400 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:40.319 flag period. It's just an interesting quality to have at 401 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:43.640