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Speaker 1: Nine oh five will be the first one if.
Speaker 2: You haven't been outside yet. And I Chili rainy start
Speaker 2: to the morning for most places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said to Taco back at the start of
Speaker 1: the show. This is the first morning that I can
Speaker 1: remember me personally a long time where I just I
Speaker 1: was there in bed going, man, I'd really love to
Speaker 1: just go back to sleep this morning. But again, you're
Speaker 1: so comfortable there. You got the covers pulled off. Yeah. Yeah. Know.
Speaker 1: The rain's you know, hitting the roof and the windows,
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's called out that kind of weather. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we'll try to get you motivated here
Speaker 1: this morning. Be careful on the roads, by the way.
Speaker 1: Let's begin over in Lee County and Southwest Florida, Cape
Speaker 1: Coral FWC and firefighters teamed up to rescue a ten
Speaker 1: foot alligator that had become wedged in a storm drained culvert.
Speaker 1: The ten foot six inch gator had its snout stuck
Speaker 1: in the open and the opening of the concrete culverts,
Speaker 1: you know where you see like at the edge of bars.
Speaker 1: There were no bars. It was just a small opening
Speaker 1: out to the street where the water would flow in,
Speaker 1: and it's snout was stuck in there. Oh, I know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Y. Yeah, So they had to
Speaker 1: remove the concrete cap to free this gator, having no
Speaker 1: idea how big this thing was underneath. I got the
Speaker 1: video footage of this on our Facebook page. A little
Speaker 1: bit of a surprise, I think for them. I'm going
Speaker 1: there right out of the Facebook page. Oh wow, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a big I heard you say ten foot.
Speaker 1: That's a big dough. Yeah. I guess several passer buyers
Speaker 1: did a double take. What the hell stuck in the
Speaker 1: storm drain?
Speaker 2: Remember that when you're you know, when you're going down
Speaker 2: in that sewer to get a ball that went Do
Speaker 2: you remember that when you were a kid, Yes, dude,
Speaker 2: it was the worst. The baseball or wiffle ball, whatever
Speaker 2: you were playing at the time, would roll down the
Speaker 2: sewer and you're sprinting for it. No, then you're going
Speaker 2: to try to get that big metal lid off.
Speaker 1: All that all that was was setting young sports UH
Speaker 1: enthusiast up for the UH water hazards on golf courses
Speaker 1: later on in life. Yeah, that's the adult version of that.
Speaker 1: I guess chucking it into the.
Speaker 2: Water going down there, or please tell me there's not
Speaker 2: a rat in there right now?
Speaker 1: You were, you were right with the slop. I think
Speaker 1: everybody who ever had that experience, it was like it
Speaker 1: was a slow or to try to say anything from
Speaker 1: going down into wherever that ends up going.
Speaker 2: And meanwhile you're like, man, if my buddies put that
Speaker 2: sewer lid back on while I'm in here, I had,
Speaker 2: you know, those kind of friends.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did. I'm pretty sure you'll have a
Speaker 1: perspective on this, Taco Bob, And I'm not sure why
Speaker 1: this needed to be researched, But nonetheless, when you have
Speaker 1: a show like this, you're going to certainly share this
Speaker 1: type of information. And you being the bathroom king of
Speaker 1: Central Florida and all, just one in three people feel
Speaker 1: comfortable pooping in front of their partner, Only one out
Speaker 1: of three. Yeah, it's very basically a third of folks
Speaker 1: will yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: That, I mean yeah, right in front of them, would
Speaker 2: be a little bit, you know, kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I can see that, which is was my immediate thought.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to these one and three people
Speaker 1: because even you be in the bathroom, King, I don't
Speaker 1: think I just admitted it. Yeah I didn't think I
Speaker 1: couldn't confirm that, but now I can. Would I just
Speaker 1: don't envision you do that in front of your your
Speaker 1: lovely sweet wife. I mean, do you think about it?
Speaker 2: What if your wife walked in while you're brushing your
Speaker 2: teeth and just, you know, right now, flop down the
Speaker 2: toilet seat.
Speaker 1: And I'm waiting for the responses at two two five,
Speaker 1: two six because knowing our audience make up, some of
Speaker 1: the one in threes are listening right now, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure they have their reasons why they have no problem
Speaker 1: doing that. We're not judging. I'm just curious, say some
Speaker 1: things you just do by yourself.
Speaker 2: I think he kind of did judge when you said
Speaker 2: knowing our audience, I have a feeling we got a
Speaker 2: few of the one in threes it's.
Speaker 1: A compliment because they whatever it may be they wear
Speaker 1: like a badge of honor. And I admire that because
Speaker 1: you got balls. Yeah, I admire that. Two two five
Speaker 1: two six.
Speaker 2: Look absolutely door open, doing it every time, all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't mind the door open, but not while she's
Speaker 2: sitting in there.
Speaker 1: If she's in there doing her hair or makeup, you're
Speaker 1: gonna waltz in. Go when nature calls it, just go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, that's pretty uncool. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I chances are you have another bathroom, or you could
Speaker 2: at least say, hey, you might want to put down
Speaker 2: the hair dryer or bring it in the other room.
Speaker 1: That's all. I'll straighten your hair in a minute or two.
Speaker 1: It is it, and then it is it's it's awkward
Speaker 1: enough after you do it, and you you had a
Speaker 1: session that was intense, and then your partner uh just
Speaker 1: recognizes it from the aftermath alone and inquire that's that's
Speaker 1: awkward enough. Uh huh. Doing the action right there front
Speaker 1: and center. I'll blow it up. If she's watching or not,
Speaker 1: I get s shy. These are all texts I'm reading
Speaker 1: from two two five two six. Hold on, I'll pat
Speaker 1: you just flooded the line. Married thirty years, Yes, no shame.
Speaker 2: I do number two in front of her, but that's
Speaker 2: definitely a private matter. Oh so you would, but you
Speaker 2: feel it's private. And then he signed it Dylan from Daytona.
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, you don't need to put your where
Speaker 2: you're from and your name. I mean that you just
Speaker 2: kind of whittled it down to a zip code. My
Speaker 2: girl blows up the whole house, so I guess no
Speaker 2: issue hitting her back. I have a ODDP in my
Speaker 2: house open door jumping policy. We getting married in ten
Speaker 2: days and won't do it in the house when when
Speaker 2: he's home and we have three bathrooms to drive all
Speaker 2: the way to Walmart. Now, okay, that's cool and I understand,
Speaker 2: but you got to get out of that habit.
Speaker 1: Wait, that sounds like it was from a few ship.
Speaker 1: It is a female listener won't do when he's even home. No,
Speaker 1: she's going to the Walmart, which, yeah, that's uh, that's
Speaker 1: a roll of the dice.
Speaker 2: I want you to look around that Walmart at the
Speaker 2: person you know with the PJ pants still on, or
Speaker 2: the one with the bag on the top of the head,
Speaker 2: and just think you're sharing the toilet. Married twenty nine
Speaker 2: years here and yes, I drop a deuce right in
Speaker 2: front of her because she does it while I'm in
Speaker 2: the shower. Oh man, she's doing it while you're in
Speaker 2: the shower. You know, the steam of fact pat Oh God,
Speaker 2: she's like a fart in the shower.
Speaker 1: You know, it's the.
Speaker 2: Oh God, always try to trick my wife into coming
Speaker 2: in into a stink.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 2: Must be some young folks. I'm forty. No one wants
Speaker 2: to be in there with me. I don't even want
Speaker 2: to be there once you have kids. No shame, full
Speaker 2: on conversations.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that was the day's day. Okay. We go
Speaker 1: from that to this mystery. Balls on the beaches of
Speaker 1: Australia force closures of several beaches in the Sydney area
Speaker 1: in the last week or two. These saturated like moist
Speaker 1: balls are washing up on the shore. You know, think
Speaker 1: tar balls, but they're not tar balls. It's well, I'm
Speaker 1: not quite sure, but it did give their news folks
Speaker 1: the opportunity to excessively use the term balls.
Speaker 3: Yank.
Speaker 1: These balls are the talk of the town.
Speaker 3: Jane, the Mystery of the Balls on the sand enters
Speaker 3: a new chapter. I just wanted to ask you, did
Speaker 3: you see any balls down there this morning.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't see any balls.
Speaker 2: The water was nice.
Speaker 3: Have you seen any balls on the beach?
Speaker 1: This They can't help themselves. This is an international phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Not yet.
Speaker 3: You keep your eye and let me know if you
Speaker 3: see any balls. Okay, I personally haven't seen any balls
Speaker 3: out here on the beach.
Speaker 1: But now there's a new mystery, the disappearing balls. Where
Speaker 1: are they all gone? Who you are they gone? I
Speaker 1: love bring them back. These have been found to contain
Speaker 1: everything from cooking oil and soap scum molecules to blood pressure, medication, pesticides,
Speaker 1: hair methanphetamine, veterinary drugs, and fecal matter. And people are
Speaker 1: worried about straws.
Speaker 2: Hey, come on, you got blood pressure balls floating up
Speaker 2: getting into turtles, a little nostril.
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