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<v Speaker 1>One on one linch Taco Missus Orlando's Rock Station one

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<v Speaker 1>Nine oh five will be the first one if.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't been outside yet. And I Chili rainy start

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<v Speaker 2>to the morning for most places.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I said to Taco back at the start of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. This is the first morning that I can

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<v Speaker 1>remember me personally a long time where I just I

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<v Speaker 1>was there in bed going, man, I'd really love to

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<v Speaker 1>just go back to sleep this morning. But again, you're

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<v Speaker 1>so comfortable there. You got the covers pulled off. Yeah. Yeah. Know.

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<v Speaker 1>The rain's you know, hitting the roof and the windows,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, it's called out that kind of weather. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, we'll try to get you motivated here

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Be careful on the roads, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin over in Lee County and Southwest Florida, Cape

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<v Speaker 1>Coral FWC and firefighters teamed up to rescue a ten

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<v Speaker 1>foot alligator that had become wedged in a storm drained culvert.

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<v Speaker 1>The ten foot six inch gator had its snout stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in the open and the opening of the concrete culverts,

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<v Speaker 1>you know where you see like at the edge of bars.

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<v Speaker 1>There were no bars. It was just a small opening

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<v Speaker 1>out to the street where the water would flow in,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's snout was stuck in there. Oh, I know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about. Y. Yeah, So they had to

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<v Speaker 1>remove the concrete cap to free this gator, having no

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<v Speaker 1>idea how big this thing was underneath. I got the

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<v Speaker 1>video footage of this on our Facebook page. A little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a surprise, I think for them. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>there right out of the Facebook page. Oh wow, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is a big I heard you say ten foot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big dough. Yeah. I guess several passer buyers

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<v Speaker 1>did a double take. What the hell stuck in the

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<v Speaker 1>storm drain?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that when you're you know, when you're going down

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<v Speaker 2>in that sewer to get a ball that went Do

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<v Speaker 2>you remember that when you were a kid, Yes, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>it was the worst. The baseball or wiffle ball, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you were playing at the time, would roll down the

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<v Speaker 2>sewer and you're sprinting for it. No, then you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to try to get that big metal lid off.

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<v Speaker 1>All that all that was was setting young sports UH

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<v Speaker 1>enthusiast up for the UH water hazards on golf courses

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<v Speaker 1>later on in life. Yeah, that's the adult version of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess chucking it into the.

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<v Speaker 2>Water going down there, or please tell me there's not

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<v Speaker 2>a rat in there right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You were, you were right with the slop. I think

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<v Speaker 1>everybody who ever had that experience, it was like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a slow or to try to say anything from

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<v Speaker 1>going down into wherever that ends up going.

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<v Speaker 2>And meanwhile you're like, man, if my buddies put that

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<v Speaker 2>sewer lid back on while I'm in here, I had,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, those kind of friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you did. I'm pretty sure you'll have a

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<v Speaker 1>perspective on this, Taco Bob, And I'm not sure why

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<v Speaker 1>this needed to be researched, But nonetheless, when you have

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<v Speaker 1>a show like this, you're going to certainly share this

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<v Speaker 1>type of information. And you being the bathroom king of

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<v Speaker 1>Central Florida and all, just one in three people feel

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable pooping in front of their partner, Only one out

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<v Speaker 1>of three. Yeah, it's very basically a third of folks

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<v Speaker 1>will yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>That, I mean yeah, right in front of them, would

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<v Speaker 2>be a little bit, you know, kind of uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see that, which is was my immediate thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to these one and three people

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<v Speaker 1>because even you be in the bathroom, King, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I just admitted it. Yeah I didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't confirm that, but now I can. Would I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't envision you do that in front of your your

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<v Speaker 1>lovely sweet wife. I mean, do you think about it?

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<v Speaker 2>What if your wife walked in while you're brushing your

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<v Speaker 2>teeth and just, you know, right now, flop down the

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<v Speaker 2>toilet seat.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm waiting for the responses at two two five,

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<v Speaker 1>two six because knowing our audience make up, some of

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<v Speaker 1>the one in threes are listening right now, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure they have their reasons why they have no problem

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. We're not judging. I'm just curious, say some

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<v Speaker 1>things you just do by yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he kind of did judge when you said

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<v Speaker 2>knowing our audience, I have a feeling we got a

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<v Speaker 2>few of the one in threes it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A compliment because they whatever it may be they wear

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<v Speaker 1>like a badge of honor. And I admire that because

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<v Speaker 1>you got balls. Yeah, I admire that. Two two five

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<v Speaker 1>two six.

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<v Speaker 2>Look absolutely door open, doing it every time, all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind the door open, but not while she's

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in there.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's in there doing her hair or makeup, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna waltz in. Go when nature calls it, just go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna no, that's pretty uncool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I chances are you have another bathroom, or you could

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<v Speaker 2>at least say, hey, you might want to put down

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<v Speaker 2>the hair dryer or bring it in the other room.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. I'll straighten your hair in a minute or two.

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<v Speaker 1>It is it, and then it is it's it's awkward

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<v Speaker 1>enough after you do it, and you you had a

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<v Speaker 1>session that was intense, and then your partner uh just

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<v Speaker 1>recognizes it from the aftermath alone and inquire that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>awkward enough. Uh huh. Doing the action right there front

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<v Speaker 1>and center. I'll blow it up. If she's watching or not,

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<v Speaker 1>I get s shy. These are all texts I'm reading

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<v Speaker 1>from two two five two six. Hold on, I'll pat

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<v Speaker 1>you just flooded the line. Married thirty years, Yes, no shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I do number two in front of her, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely a private matter. Oh so you would, but you

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<v Speaker 2>feel it's private. And then he signed it Dylan from Daytona.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, dude, you don't need to put your where

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<v Speaker 2>you're from and your name. I mean that you just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of whittled it down to a zip code. My

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<v Speaker 2>girl blows up the whole house, so I guess no

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<v Speaker 2>issue hitting her back. I have a ODDP in my

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<v Speaker 2>house open door jumping policy. We getting married in ten

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<v Speaker 2>days and won't do it in the house when when

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<v Speaker 2>he's home and we have three bathrooms to drive all

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<v Speaker 2>the way to Walmart. Now, okay, that's cool and I understand,

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<v Speaker 2>but you got to get out of that habit.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, that sounds like it was from a few ship.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a female listener won't do when he's even home. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to the Walmart, which, yeah, that's uh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a roll of the dice.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to look around that Walmart at the

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<v Speaker 2>person you know with the PJ pants still on, or

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<v Speaker 2>the one with the bag on the top of the head,

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<v Speaker 2>and just think you're sharing the toilet. Married twenty nine

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<v Speaker 2>years here and yes, I drop a deuce right in

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<v Speaker 2>front of her because she does it while I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the shower. Oh man, she's doing it while you're in

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<v Speaker 2>the shower. You know, the steam of fact pat Oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like a fart in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, always try to trick my wife into coming

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<v Speaker 2>in into a stink.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Must be some young folks. I'm forty. No one wants

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<v Speaker 2>to be in there with me. I don't even want

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<v Speaker 2>to be there once you have kids. No shame, full

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<v Speaker 2>on conversations.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that was the day's day. Okay. We go

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<v Speaker 1>from that to this mystery. Balls on the beaches of

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<v Speaker 1>Australia force closures of several beaches in the Sydney area

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<v Speaker 1>in the last week or two. These saturated like moist

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<v Speaker 1>balls are washing up on the shore. You know, think

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<v Speaker 1>tar balls, but they're not tar balls. It's well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not quite sure, but it did give their news folks

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<v Speaker 1>the opportunity to excessively use the term balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yank.

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<v Speaker 1>These balls are the talk of the town.

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<v Speaker 3>Jane, the Mystery of the Balls on the sand enters

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<v Speaker 3>a new chapter. I just wanted to ask you, did

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<v Speaker 3>you see any balls down there this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you didn't see any balls.

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<v Speaker 2>The water was nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen any balls on the beach?

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<v Speaker 1>This They can't help themselves. This is an international phenomenon.

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet.

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<v Speaker 3>You keep your eye and let me know if you

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<v Speaker 3>see any balls. Okay, I personally haven't seen any balls

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<v Speaker 3>out here on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>But now there's a new mystery, the disappearing balls. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are they all gone? Who you are they gone? I

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<v Speaker 1>love bring them back. These have been found to contain

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<v Speaker 1>everything from cooking oil and soap scum molecules to blood pressure, medication, pesticides,

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<v Speaker 1>hair methanphetamine, veterinary drugs, and fecal matter. And people are

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<v Speaker 1>worried about straws.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, come on, you got blood pressure balls floating up

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<v Speaker 2>getting into turtles, a little nostril.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Taco Glinching Taco on demand.

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