Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I died recently
and this is Hell's number one podcast where we interview
people who have died throughout history and other people who
live in Hell with my co host Clayton.
Speaker 2: Eybuddy, what's up?
Speaker 1: Not much? I guess we're doing the podcast in my hut.
Speaker 2: And it's correct. I was in the neighborhood. I decided
to swing by.
Speaker 3: I had a couple of things to do before I
had an event to go to tonight. I thought i'd
come by, killed two darodactyls with one stone and make
a podcast with you.
Speaker 2: But yep, you look really disappointed. What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I was just enjoying time to myself. Oh oh,
I don't get a lot of time to myself because
my roommate's always here and in the torture and the torture.
Hang out with your best bud and hang out. Yeah yep, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, you know what, you look like. You're a
little glum.
Speaker 3: So I'm here to cheer you up, have a good
day with you. I have to say, Chris, I like
what you did with the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank you. I didn't really have a lot
of say in the decorations. That's kind of you need
my roommate Stalin. Yeah, Joe, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he kind
of like dictates a lot of that. I mean he's
I mean, he is a dictator. So yeah, sorry, cuts
your eye, your joke off with the knees there. Yeah,
sky Star coming a mile away? All right? Well uh yeah,
so yeah, this is my place. There's my bed of spikes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 2: There's a box in your bed? WHOA? I found your
personal possessions, Chris.
Speaker 1: You don't have to, I know, but you don't have
There's not personal possessions so much as things underneath my bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no, we're gonna we're gonna look through this.
I want to see what you got going on here.
Uh huh holy oh my god. There's so many funko
pop toys in here.
Speaker 2: Is that where they're all going?
Speaker 4: That's the only thing there is to collect in hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like, what do they do? Nothing?
Speaker 3: You put them on your shelf and they stare at
you with creepy, beady eyes. I can see why that
appeals to you, Chris. You have the same beady eyes
as they do. What else you got in here? What
else you got in here?
Speaker 2: Oh? A book?
Speaker 4: Smart?
Speaker 1: Can put that down?
Speaker 2: Chris?
Speaker 3: What the autobiography of Helen Keller? How did she even
write this?
Speaker 1: She's really smart. She's a really smart woman, Like she
accomplished a lot.
Speaker 3: You gotta relax with Helen. Come on, man, it's getting creepy.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I was just reading?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, based on the stickiness of the pages, that
wasn't the only thing you were doing.
Speaker 1: Look, that's not that's not stickiness. That was that was
from the sludge. Yeah, the sludge quote from it was
from the swamp of sorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I thought that's what they called your bed
as a swamp of starrow.
Speaker 2: Like, let's see what else you got in here? What
is this?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Nothing, Chris, Chris, what is this?
Speaker 1: It's my pet pet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, audio only podcast. Chris explained it to the listeners.
What am I looking at here?
Speaker 1: It's a dinosaur?
Speaker 2: Who gave you this?
Speaker 1: It's I found it. It was roaming around it got
stuck in a little a little uh clamp trap that
was in the grass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they're there for, Chris.
Speaker 1: I know, and I wanted to save It's a little Paul. Okay,
well now I have to kill it.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no no no
no no no. It was good.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 2: I needed that. That's quite hungry. All right. Well, we're
gonna put away your stuff and it's gone. There goes
out the window, never to be seen again. Sorry, Chris,
say goodbye to your funko Pops.
Speaker 1: That's all right.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so sad you had that limited edition Walking
Dead Funko.
Speaker 1: It was really more cookie than Dinosaur.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not miss well and you'll you'll see her
in a few hours once she digests, and i'll show her.
You'll still have a pet if you want. She's not
gonna be as lively as it was once.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, what did I come in on? You doing
here too? You look like you're not doing much.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just you know, I had some torture
scheduled for later today, so I was just gonna, you know,
try and get that out of the way early.
Speaker 3: Yeah, juice of Marin's. Yeah, get your skin sliced off.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, uh, once we're done, we're wrapped up here.
Speaker 3: I don't really have anybody scheduled but I got a
bunch of boxes out in the automobile. What the automobile?
It's it's an automobile, but it's in Hell a hotomobile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Anyways, what about hot wheels?
Speaker 1: Couldn't you call it a hot wheel?
Speaker 2: Chris? Have you learned nothing about the legality of using
other copyrighted materials? You're gonna get a sued.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be your fault, all right, all right, So
you know those lawyers man, we're scared of them, even us,
and we them.
Speaker 1: Brought on the Beatles. I'll say that.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I don't think you'll go on. It was
gonna be chasing us anytime soon.
Speaker 1: So you have boxes in the hotobile?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hotomobile?
Speaker 1: Yes, what for?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's just I'm just making a delivery of some alcohol
and some red so lookups and some chips and dip
and don't worry.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like a party.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I know, it's a it's a funeral. Yeah,
it's funeral. Okay, Yeah, very sad. We lost a dear friend.
Speaker 1: Nobody dies in Hell except for Captain Doug ug Oh
rest his soul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, ya, don't don't worry about Chris.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's okay, don't don't concern your little worried
ahead about it.
Speaker 1: So have you been seeing anyone recently?
Speaker 2: M so miss Cleo and I called it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, miss Cleo, the the psychic, that is correct?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, No, I actually uh hoping to.
Speaker 3: Meet a a young lady, well not really young, but
at the event I'm going to tonight.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I named Susan, So we'll see where you go.
Susan what Oh Susan B. Susan B Anthony? No, no, no, no,
Susan Boyle Oh is she and hell?
Speaker 2: Uh not yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh fingers crossed. Yeah, yeah, we'll see where
it goes. That voice voice of an angel?
Speaker 1: Voice of an angel? Is that something you want? In hell?
Speaker 3: I mean better than voice of a demon, because like
you think I sound bad?
Speaker 2: The women demon down here they all sound.
Speaker 1: Just like me. Yeah, yeah, I've noticed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they all sound like Batman, but not very scary.
Speaker 1: Just just like Batman. Yeah, just like Batman. So, hello, Joe,
just what's going on in here? Nothing? Nothing, I'm just working,
just you working.
Speaker 4: That is that does not sound like you at all?
Speaker 1: No, I know, just leave us alone. It's on.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, Joseph, Joseph, we got an extra microphone.
Come on, get sit down with us.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, absolutely, what what is what is this you're doing?
Speaker 3: This is the podcast? The podcast, you know, the Good
Morning from Hell. I told you about it at the meeting.
Speaker 4: That's right, Good Morning from Hell. Yeah, it's good to
see you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hear the dog. I see look at you are
starting at it. I'm I'm startly go late. Stop there
my life.
Speaker 1: Classically the sun is not set. So yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking for nine hundred days.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, you're you're really cleaning up. Man. I'm proud
of you. Good for you.
Speaker 1: You really don't have to sit here. You can just
keep going about your Shut the fuck up, Chris.
Speaker 4: I'm thank you, Clayton. It's nice to be welcomed into
my own home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the hell, Chris, you're not the man of
the house. He's wearing the pants. Literally, you don't have
pants on.
Speaker 1: I know, because I don't have legs or a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 5: It's just this featureless like beige area down there.
Speaker 4: Don't lots of pubes. No, dick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god, it looks like you're just crouching on
the floor of a barber shop.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the lot I've been given.
Speaker 2: Joseph. How are you doing, dude?
Speaker 3: It's so the Joseph Stalin. Why haven't we had you
on this podcast sooner?
Speaker 4: Well, I've been very, very very busy, as you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 3: For those of us you're listening at home, Joseph and
I we go, we go way back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joseph. For people who don't know who you are,
people are history illiterate. What did you do on Earth?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: I was very popular in Russia and Europe, did very,
very many good things.
Speaker 4: I think many people will agree that I was a
very great guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No one took exception to my political power. Yeah no, no,
it was much celebrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do I hear? He was like he was
a king out there, you know, got amongst men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. How do y'all know each other?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, we actually work on the Social crew down here
in Hell.
Speaker 2: That's how we met. We met at a meeting a
while ago. He's our party planner, that's right.
Speaker 3: You know, we thought hey, head of the Communist party,
head of Hell's party team.
Speaker 2: You know, just made sense.
Speaker 1: Head of the party party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, that's correct, the party party.
Speaker 2: And he is the life of the party.
Speaker 4: That's right. But I scept down here, I'm getting sickled
and hammered. See that's my Yeah, I was so good.
That's my motto. Down here. It's just drink, we have party,
we have good time. It would be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know I've heard, I've heard mister you
know swamp Butt's perspective over here.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking of roomin with Chris selling?
Speaker 4: You know, this is my this. I like to party,
have a good time. And Chris is sticking mud. He's
party pooper. No, no, what I'm saying like, he's not
he's no fun.
Speaker 2: He certainly smells like one.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that I don't want to have fun.
I'm just not allowed to drink alcohol or do any
of the fun thing or anything like eat or drink
or do anything pleasant.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you know, Joseph was eligible for certain exemptions,
you know when he came down to Hell, because he
did a lot of good work for us up.
Speaker 2: There on Earth.
Speaker 1: So but he was really so he was the worse
you were on earth, the better you have it in hell.
So it's not like punishment, I mean kind of.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, he was responsible
for a lot of dudes coming down here.
Speaker 4: That's why it's like a refer to friend at the bank,
or like in.
Speaker 5: A part ofment, you know, if you like, we referred
a lot of people down here.
Speaker 4: They give me like free hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but instead of a free hat, we gave him
the ability to eat, drink, party all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great. I love it.
Speaker 5: It's been a lot of fun and it's great being
a party planner down here. I've done so much to
make the parties down here as awful as you could
possibly imagine, the awful awful parties.
Speaker 2: Give it, give us a taste, like, oh it was
the last party through.
Speaker 5: Well, I had everyone out to the lake of fire
and then I just I slowly dipped everyone's toes into
the flames, and then I picked off the little burnt toes.
I put those in balls and gave them to the
other guests some real popcorn tos.
Speaker 4: It was delicious. I take a cheese grater to everyone's nipples.
Slow at first, yeah, so it's.
Speaker 5: Kind of arousing, but then really fast and it's like hell.
And you know, I've got so many great ideas for
parties to make them awful. Ah, just have Mazzy Stars
fade into you on repeat the whole time, like it's
a good song. But if once you hear it like
fifty times, you want to kill yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, little known fact. Joe here is an excellent cook.
He makes the best horror nerves. What horror nerves?
Speaker 1: Horror?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like orders, but they're Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's really bad, that's really stressing.
Speaker 2: What the hey, I'll cut off your arm.
Speaker 3: You could have gone with horror door like as I
don't want to know. We're not workshopping this, Chris. This is
what they call it here in Hell. Horror nerves. All right,
We're not taking comedic lessons from Chris Damascus or whatever.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Who cares, No one, No one cares.
Speaker 4: I have I do.
Speaker 5: I have a great idea to make a party awful
to you? Would you like to hear?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: The first way to make sure a party is awful
is to have a guy with long hair and then
an acoustic guitar in the corner. Just that is a
show fire away for things to get bad very quickly.
Everyone brings wine, no cork screw, especially whenever.
Speaker 1: He turns off the actual music that's playing.
Speaker 4: Exactly to play the acoustic guitar, and.
Speaker 1: It's always an original song that he wrote.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty sisely.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That being said, you've you've booked some pretty great DJs
in our time. I really like the ones that you
bring on who cut out the music right when it's
getting to the part that everybody likes because they want
the crowd to sing along. That is that is a
classic move. Everyone hates it. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: This This is a this is a masterstroke of djank
Is having them stop the music right when it gets good.
Speaker 1: Especially if they just don't turn it back on, and
it's just the entire crowd singing the rest of the
concert and.
Speaker 3: They're all just wasted, and like the lines are all
fucked up, and it's just like you you.
Speaker 5: Know, yes, and like while the while the crowd is
and everybody is singing terribly through the song and they
start losing their place, the DJ just packs up. It
just like puts this stuff away. It never starts the
music again. It just walks off. That's what a home run.
Speaker 1: So Stalin, we don't talk a lot. I'm sorry what
I'm just curious. You bring over a lot of people
over the house to hang out. You never once it
brought over Hitler. What's the deal between you two?
Speaker 2: You want to meet Hitler?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want I'm just curious.
Speaker 2: You want to meet Hitler?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to meet Hitler.
Speaker 5: I let it go out and let it be known
out there listening Chris really wants to meet.
Speaker 4: Hit I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to meet Hitler. I'm just curious because
from a historical perspective, I'm surprised I haven't seen him
at once.
Speaker 5: Well it's it's long story, but we have falling out
down here.
Speaker 4: We had the competing parties. It was a big there
was a big thing. It's a big, big.
Speaker 1: Feud down here in how Oh what is his party?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I am known as the party.
Speaker 5: Guys were all like great parties with people, and he
threw up party.
Speaker 4: The same night.
Speaker 5: Oh what an asshole, just a real pea. That was
the worst thing he's ever done. An he's a monster
throwing a competing party the same night.
Speaker 3: Well, if it makes you feel better. I came to
your party instead, and it was bonkers. I heard from
ados party. It was like one of those like wine
and cheese parties, you know, hoity toity. Oh we're coming in,
We're gonna spare wine into this bucket.
Speaker 5: Oh, just a New Yorker magazine of a party. Just
who fucking cares? What the piece of ship?
Speaker 1: People show up Hitlers?
Speaker 4: I mean a few, yeah, just a few people show them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean sounds like he's gonna have a
plus one guest for you, you know, because you.
Speaker 1: Know I don't.
Speaker 4: He was a big fan of Hitler.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of Hitler. I just want to make
that clear club Nope, not a fan of Hitler, not
a fan. So I'm curious, Stalin back on Earth, you're known,
you know, one of your big accomplishments. And I say
this in the with parentheses. It's an audio podcast.
Speaker 4: We're aware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the Great Purge where you just killed? I
don't know, like a million people your own people? Do
you ever run into people from that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Occasionally, you know, at the grocery store, I'll see people
who died in the perch.
Speaker 1: Awkward.
Speaker 4: It's like seeing an X.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you try to like look away, like, oh, I'm
interested in this product. This thing didn't just see you,
and we didn't make just make a piercingly awkward eye contact.
Speaker 2: And in hell too.
Speaker 3: You know, on Earth, every now and then you like
bump into somebody the grocery store and then you like
might see him the aisle over, and then maybe an
aisle over, six hundred and sixty six aisles of that
exact experience, over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: Oh, just buon chilling.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, how do you feel about just
being remembered for that The Great Purge?
Speaker 4: I mean that I think it's it's fantastic. I think
you know, they.
Speaker 5: Made the motion picture about my life and about all
my exploits called The Perche.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I heard that's a that's a multi movie franchise too.
Speaker 4: Of course they made many many films the Purge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you watch it right, they're coming out with those
when you were up on Earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's uh, not based off your life stone
what what? No, it's a movie about where they get
rid of laws and you can kill people and legally.
Speaker 4: I mean that sounds it looks like my life I
honestly that I know.
Speaker 1: But it's not. They don't mention you at all. There's
no What about the credits, I don't think so. I
mean you can pull up IMDb or something.
Speaker 4: Well, one Russian was harmed in the making of this film.
Speaker 2: Me emotionally look at him.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, right, I mean, do you can you?
I don't have access to a phone, but you can
check it if you want to.
Speaker 2: What check up?
Speaker 1: Pull up IMDb on what on your hell phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: There you go. I'm so proud of you. No, I'm
not gonna look it up. I don't care.
Speaker 5: So this this film is about one night of the
year all crime is legal.
Speaker 4: Do people like.
Speaker 1: They kill each other? It's mostly murder. It's like a
horror franchise.
Speaker 5: It seems like, I mean, I would be a tax fraud.
I would be, you know, stealing great amounts of money.
Like if this is all crime is legal, killing.
Speaker 4: Is you can do that anytime?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You can't embezzle and get away with that exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't write the movie, so I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. So, I mean, I I sure this
is terrible to hear.
Speaker 5: I would have much rather have been about my life.
Speaker 1: What would you put in your movie?
Speaker 4: Well, probably about as much killing about to say, but
just more.
Speaker 5: Fraud, but more tax cheating, espousal cheating. Really just a
lot of things that you you know, can't get away with.
Speaker 4: Up there more.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so y'all are in charge of the culture crew.
Could we do a movie night? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3: And well, I mean our our library down here in
Hell is kind of limited. We don't have a lot
of movies available. We've got like the Spice Girls movie.
Speaker 4: We have that movie Taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah.
Speaker 2: Yeah on Blu Ray though. We've got pat the movie.
Speaker 5: We have the we have the edited for TV version
of die Hard Unwatchable.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, super Babies super Baby Geniuses too, Yeah, only
the second one. Only the second one. Yeah, a lot
a lot of sequels in the library.
Speaker 5: We do have Empider Strikes Back, but it's on VHS
and it doesn't work. So it gets you hype that
you will get to see Impider Strikes Back. But you
put it in and the tape goes, you get past
like the first like and then it just it builds
you up so high and then Christious.
Speaker 1: You yeah. Yeah, Well, I mean, honestly, I've never seen
Baby Geniuses too.
Speaker 4: So I would be you and most people frankly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would be up for it. It
wouldn't be awful. I mean it would be really tortureful
if we all had just like a movie night of
you know, the guys hanging out watching Baby Geniuses too.
I'm just saying I would really hate that.
Speaker 2: Are you like saying tonight because.
Speaker 4: We're this this tonight is rough? Yeah, I think we
can do.
Speaker 2: We're both a little booked up with.
Speaker 5: What I wouldn't worry about what we're doing here, and
this is this house, in our house, I wouldn't worry
about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Didn't you have like errands run across Hell? You know
that you weren't gonna be able to be around four?
Speaker 5: What I seem to recall you saying, oh this, I've
got to go to the other side of Hell, which.
Speaker 4: Is very far away. Yeah, it'll take you hours.
Speaker 1: Are y'all throwing a party tonight?
Speaker 4: No kidding.
Speaker 5: We would never throw a party here in this place
without inviting you.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't invite like everybody else in Hell and exclude
you specifically, No, don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are having a party. I'm not dumb.
Speaker 4: Well I don't wouldn't go that from them.
Speaker 1: Are y'all? Are are y'all having a party?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this must be like a new kind
of torture rooming with this guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, Chris, we're having a party tonight. Can I come? No?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Since you said please? Sure?
Speaker 1: No? Why it's at my house?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's actually it was Joseph's house and we
had this whole thing planned before you even came down here.
Speaker 1: How you've had this party plan for a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: That's how long parties typically take the plan. What are
you just popping parties up like an hour before they happen?
Speaker 5: Yes, seriously, how much social clouds do you have to
just say, like party in one hour?
Speaker 3: He let me tell you none. I saw him when
he was up on the earth threall. This guy's a loser.
Speaker 1: I don't have to bring people. I'll just I'll stay
out of the way.
Speaker 2: No, Chris, No, you're gonna totally dampen the mood.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be sitting in the corner, creepy, staring at
Helen Keller.
Speaker 2: Is she invited? Is she going?
Speaker 3: Well, of course she's invited. It's Helen Keller. We fucking
love her. No, Chris, you can't come please? Oh yeah,
he said please Toice.
Speaker 5: Sure. No, God, he's gonna be like one of those
guys who like tries to show you a YouTube video
but can't find it and like stops it.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh no, it's really funny.
Speaker 4: I promise look watch this. Oh wait wait what was
it called again?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: And then like so it's awful Ruby right after this advertisement,
hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: But don't you like bad parties? I can help with, Like.
Speaker 4: I like torturist parties.
Speaker 5: You have this like banality that is just oh it's
it's somehow worse than to Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I can make I can I can change.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that was the most pitiful sentence I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: That's what that's like. Cut that cut to me that.
Speaker 3: Chris, might I remind you that all of hell is
currently listening to you beg and they're gonna be here
later tonight, and it's you're gonna be the talk of
the party, and you're not even.
Speaker 2: Gonna be here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't Okay, you know what. I don't want
to come to the party all right, because you're not. No,
I don't want to come. Even if you invited me
right now, I wouldn't come.
Speaker 3: Wow, reverse psychology, what a concept. I can't wrap my
little head around this.
Speaker 2: God, what are you? Sigmund Freud? You're not because he's
coming to the party tonight. You're not gonna be there.
Oh yeah, we should have signua foid on later.
Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, like what did you normally do on Earth whenever
you weren't invited to parties?
Speaker 1: I don't know, sit at home by myself, which I
can't do because the party's at my house.
Speaker 2: Oh that is a bit.
Speaker 1: Of a comment.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll figure it out, Chris, your resource whule.
Just get on your legs, just go for a walk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like go like like sit in the parking lot,
like I said, divorced dad, and like eat the fish
filet sandwich along.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, hold on, okay, we got I can hear
him outside where we got guests showing up?
Speaker 5: Chris, you're gonna have to go all right, you're gonna
have to scoop, yes, scram I don't have legs.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to do this like old bouncer style.
All right, you take that arm.
Speaker 1: Wait, all right, guys, just one more second to put
me in the corner.
Speaker 2: No, Chris, like a plant.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely not grabbing all right?
Speaker 1: One? Three?
Speaker 3: God, No, I thought you didn't have a leaf, no joke.
Oh my gosh. I never thought i'd have to throw
somebody out of their own house.
Speaker 4: Close the door.
Speaker 2: He's looking through the window.
Speaker 3: This is this is this is the saddest of sad.
Speaker 4: I'm closing.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I can still hear y'all, and we can hear
you sobbing and heavy breathing outside.
Speaker 3: Chris, give it a break, dude, Just go somewhere else. Wait,
somebody's at the door. Hey, what's up. Hey, there's a
weird thing outside and he's just clawing at the windows.
Speaker 1: You guys want to do something about that.
Speaker 2: Is this where the party's at it? This is the party? Well,
don't worry about that guy, Jeffrey. Hey, guys, I'm in
an at hell. Could you just tip me over the
other direction? Shut up out there? Stop God starting to
bite me.
Speaker 3: Please Clayton, please, Chris leave it, shut.
Speaker 2: Up, all right, I'll just let him bite. All right,
we're gonna wrap this up. Joseph Stalin, thanks.
Speaker 5: For having being on man, absolutely, thank you so much
for having me.
Speaker 4: And I'm so excited to have this party. It's gonna
be great.
Speaker 3: Oh it's gonna be badest party if you're listening in
Hell right now, come on down. It's too Joseph and
Chris's place. Chris isn't here, so it's gonna be extra cool.
This has been Clayton from Good Morning from Hell, has been.
Speaker 2: Chris, Good Morning from us. Shut up, Chris. Make sure
you subscribe to our podcast.
Speaker 3: Give us some good reviews out there on those podcast channels.
Tell all your friends. We want as many Claytons as
we can accumulate. All right, let's get this party started.
Hell Clayton, Hell Clayton. Yes.
Speaker 5: By