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<v Speaker 1>What is up? Pricks? Welcome back to Bachelor in Paradise,

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<v Speaker 1>Episode three, Part two, Heart are we are going crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say one, We're loving it. We're loving Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we are having so much fun. There's so much. In

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<v Speaker 1>part one, mc scatcat made an appearance. Listen. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to commend you guys. I've been looking at the numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of you guys are listening to both parts. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you heard us, Yeah, you felt my wrath and you

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<v Speaker 1>were like, we don't want to make Stephanie angry because

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<v Speaker 1>she's like Jeremy. When she's angry, she's just real mad,

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<v Speaker 1>big mad. She said, she gets like a floating head.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could see the show, if it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're watching it, you just see her head floating around,

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<v Speaker 2>saying like, listen to that first one.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Janet. She's like, what are you guys doing me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what are you guys doing? Are you getting

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<v Speaker 1>spa treatments? Are you all over each other's bodies? Avoiding

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<v Speaker 1>part one?

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<v Speaker 2>How Dareio and his version though of spa treatments is

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<v Speaker 2>so not They're actually rubbing each other's body in a bathtub,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, Alma, officials like maybe like a toll

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<v Speaker 2>massage or something.

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<v Speaker 1>All No, his eyes were crazy. Somebody's got always cucumbers

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<v Speaker 1>over their eyes. Yeah, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>His face Okay, so then it was a good day whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So the goldens the goldens. Yeah, two truths in a lie,

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<v Speaker 2>which is adorable. Leslie is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So Leslie says, like, Prince wrote a song about me. Oh, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I fucked a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's something about Kenny Gas and then another guy and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, well, we know Prince wrote a song about her.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not remember that myself. And I'm such a

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<v Speaker 2>Leslie stand so like, what the fuck? She's the coolest ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she goes, oh, I forgot to tell one

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<v Speaker 2>of them to be a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just the fucking coolest. I love her. We

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<v Speaker 1>are obsessed with her, and we are going to get

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<v Speaker 1>her our show.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna We had her on the show and then

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<v Speaker 2>we had to cancel because I got evacuated from the

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<v Speaker 2>fire January. The fires, and yes, she was scheduled to

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<v Speaker 2>do the show and she was excited about it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we tried to get her back like the next week,

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<v Speaker 2>and she had taken.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she was going here. She couldn't tell us. My god,

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, I'm going to I'm taking a trip to

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<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica.

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<v Speaker 2>She couldn't tell us what it was. And now we

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<v Speaker 2>just put it together like idiots. Wow, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And now she really can't do it because she's probably

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<v Speaker 2>on contract for a while, so we had to wait

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<v Speaker 2>to get her the first time. She'll be worth it

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<v Speaker 2>to get her again. But she was on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeremy's like in a vest now, so we still got

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<v Speaker 2>his stupid tank top, but he's put some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like weird thing around it so that his disgusting muscles.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's like a vest over the.

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<v Speaker 2>Tank top, so it's still sleeveless.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think he's wearing some scarf like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd get it like Bergdorf, like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck it is, but it's not and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>The arms are like I'm not trying to body shame

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<v Speaker 2>in any way, but to me, that's too much working out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too much. I feel like it's take it down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's like Jax too. If we're going back.

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<v Speaker 1>To the valley. Also, there's something about his hairline and

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<v Speaker 1>his face that reads steroids to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe something in his eye at his pupils. Something's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. Maybe not, but he's just so big.

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<v Speaker 1>Well now he's become shoey of the men, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>just like complaining. He's just like, yeah, man, she fucked

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<v Speaker 1>me over, like you know, like, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking to Alex, who I guess they're friends because

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<v Speaker 2>she's He's just yelling about everything to Alex and then

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<v Speaker 2>she's like he has her confession that she's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just can't get there with Jonathan. Then did you think

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<v Speaker 2>for a second those two were gonna get together?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't because he's so on like a one track, like complaining.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not really listening to Alex. He's like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Susie asked me on her date, like I went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with her, but then Bailey told me she

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<v Speaker 1>was really into me and then yeah, and Alex is like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>like knowing what you know now, like would you have

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<v Speaker 1>chosen her? And he goes, I just called Susie And

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<v Speaker 1>Alex is like, oh shoot god, and he's like right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh, I'm sorry, and he's like, duh, don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad for me. It's not a bad thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. It's a good thing. I'm totally going

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<v Speaker 1>to hook up with Susie as soon as they get back,

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<v Speaker 1>Like fuck Bailey, Like this is.

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<v Speaker 2>So not into him anyway, so it all it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't uh oh, what makes me sad is that

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<v Speaker 2>because he's sort of he's famous and he's on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>like he can walk into some bar and get like

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<v Speaker 2>whatever he wants, really and that makes me sad. So

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<v Speaker 2>then Alex pulls Jonathan to end it, and he's so

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<v Speaker 2>sweet about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's crying.

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<v Speaker 2>I did feel she was being a bit performative here.

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<v Speaker 2>The crying didn't seem totally real. Did I think she's

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<v Speaker 2>very emotional. I know she's emotional, but she's And also,

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<v Speaker 2>it's worse if someone's breaking up and you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just so sorry, I just like didn't like you. He's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to keep saying things.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not physically you gross me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He's like, the mentally you'd honestly, I did

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to don't do that. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like hugs or he's like, no, I mean I heards,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, but like you're we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, is it because like I just like you're

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<v Speaker 1>such a bad kisser. I'm so sorry I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that. Why did you make me tell you that?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I really didn't like you could have, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I really want you to stop saying things totally. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's just so thick. It's just not like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I don't like it's not my type. And

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<v Speaker 1>you're like you don't smell that good.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I didn't have the worst Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So then basically Jonathan Jonathan is so bummed out. He's

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<v Speaker 1>telling camera he's like, I'm just out of chicks, like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like I Alex, like I didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>her either, Like let's be real, like it wasn't it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't happening, it wasn't. But now like who's I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even stay around for the next girl because like I'm out,

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<v Speaker 1>like there's no one for me. Yeah right right? So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so then.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, this is when Bailey is going to come. This

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<v Speaker 2>is when she goes to Jeremy and is like apologizing

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<v Speaker 2>to him, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She sits at the bar. They're sitting down together, like

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<v Speaker 1>next to each other, but he's clearly giving her the

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<v Speaker 1>cold shoulder mm hmm. So she's like, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk? He's like yeah, he's so mad. He's so

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, yeah, okay what and she's and he's so

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<v Speaker 1>he's pissed off.

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<v Speaker 2>But then shocker, which is shocking to me, She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to go on the date, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, mind you, I want to be with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's like cool, well, also, I was so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>So she apologizes way too much, which I wrote she

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be doing. It's like a scared apologizing, like this

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<v Speaker 1>guy tell me did the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's abusive in that way, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The way she's just like, I really I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>done it, and like it's just I know that I

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<v Speaker 1>told you that I was really into you, so like

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<v Speaker 1>going on a date was wrong. It was wrong of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have done it, and yeah, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't say right away, okay, we're good. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I felt misled because after we talked to the

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail party, you made me believe you were here for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you went on a date and she's like no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Like you know, I said I'm sorry, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really really sorry, like I'm so sorry. I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to be with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, ah, yeah, He's like, I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>her dirty anyway. And also poor Andrew, and well, Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>got a little stuck. He chose what he chose, So

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<v Speaker 2>that's on him. But I mean, also you I would

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<v Speaker 2>have were him, I would think she was into me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we just took a bath together. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't you go on the show and say like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on this date, but I really don't feel comfortable

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<v Speaker 2>getting in a bath with you, so I'm just not

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<v Speaker 2>going to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I think happened. I think on the date,

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey was going back and forth. This is I'm making

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<v Speaker 1>this up. I'm making up this narrative, but it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fits if you think about it. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey was telling Andrew like, yeah, like let's have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, Jeremy was pretty mad and like I

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<v Speaker 1>am into him and I'm going to end up giving

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<v Speaker 1>him my rose. So I think that they were like, cool, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be friends. And then I think as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>they got back, and I think Andrew is probably like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I also like Alex anyway, so like it's totally fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go make a play for Alex later.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't think Bailey cared at all. Right, Yes, agree,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was. I think they literally talked about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason I would know that that is because

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<v Speaker 1>every time you read like behind the scenes stuff, they're

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<v Speaker 1>always talking about like you could have had a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>like we you know, we talked about this off camera

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, it's like stuff that wasn't shown. They

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<v Speaker 1>do a lot of that. I don't think that the

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<v Speaker 1>producers would show that because it would be too easy

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<v Speaker 1>and they want it to be a surprise anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the Goldens are in the pool and Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack likes April. He's like, I just want to I

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<v Speaker 2>want to kiss her because when I you know what

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<v Speaker 2>he happens. When I kiss somebody, I get a bone up.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't say that, but that's kind of what he's at.

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<v Speaker 2>Things he happened when I kiss things he happened. Keith

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<v Speaker 2>and then he just kissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Keith is trying to do like a Will Farrell impression

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<v Speaker 1>by like jumping on an inflatable unicorn in the pool,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wrote, it's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry Cecily, I'm like, no, I think he's cute. I

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<v Speaker 2>have no I love every Golden. There's not a single

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<v Speaker 2>Golden I don't love. Even April am into all of

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<v Speaker 2>this so likable, Yes, and they they are an infusion

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<v Speaker 2>to the show that like we need and it works,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, And I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I would watch. I would watch a Golden

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<v Speaker 2>generation are they gen They're not gen Z. They're like millennials, right,

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<v Speaker 2>They're in their like mid to late thirties. They're millennials,

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<v Speaker 2>so they're millennials. Like, but what they don't have sex anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I miss that. I've said this before on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I will stand by it. I miss like, go use

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<v Speaker 1>I know they stay about like so many seasons ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. And So I was surprised when Well said that, like, also,

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<v Speaker 2>don't put down the goldens like that. Yeah, if they

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<v Speaker 1>Out like they're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Just that's why they're there, right to meet people later

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<v Speaker 2>in life, Like they're allowed to do that for stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all acting like it's so gross that like older

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<v Speaker 2>I just said that's what I was like, why would

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<v Speaker 2>it be crazy if old people use that? Like enough,

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<v Speaker 2>So Andrew is this When he goes to Alex to apology.

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<v Speaker 1>Also I don't think it makes it better that he

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<v Speaker 1>goes Yeah, it took me like thirty minutes to decide, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and not even like you didn't win, right, that's even worse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be better.

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<v Speaker 2>If you said, like a split second. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, I just go with whatever pops in your head.

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<v Speaker 2>But I really thought it through and it was definitely Bailey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually true helping. Yeah, but it's also.

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<v Speaker 1>Not like he was like, you know, I just wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>and then I just you know, no anyway, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But then they kiss, I write, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>I miss something here. But then they kiss and she's

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<v Speaker 1>Then he's like, I'm gonna I'm going to keep at this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to try to wear that's right, And she's

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<v Speaker 1>like all right. So then Jeremy goes to get a

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<v Speaker 1>massage and he tells the camera because he's still mad.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like, yeah, oh that's right, yes, Okay's this

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<v Speaker 1>scene is even worse for him. I mean, he's so

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<v Speaker 1>he tells the camera, he's like, yeah, fucking Bailey got

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<v Speaker 1>a massage like that, that lying hoard didn't deserve a massage,

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<v Speaker 1>misleading R. So I'm going to get a massage. Then

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, who knows, maybe I'll get a happy ending.

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<v Speaker 1>What why?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he is a horrible such a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>They leave in these edits to just make him just horrible. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so then I just wrote a bunch of people make out.

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<v Speaker 1>is in through through a hole, so like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of the guys. So she so Bailey comes up and

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<v Speaker 1>the guys step in for the messuse and then they're

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<v Speaker 1>like rubbing him. And then he looks up and he

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<v Speaker 1>starts screaming because you know, gay panic. Uh huh. He

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<v Speaker 1>jumps up like ew grows. A guy was touching me.

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<v Speaker 1>Get away from me, dude, it's so on the wood.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's so gay, dude, I'm not gay. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, he's toxic masculinity. Okay, So now Andrew and

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<v Speaker 1>Alex kiss that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I don't know why, I like, maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just blocking Jeremy out a little bit, but she's into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alex didn't really have to be worn down that hard,

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<v Speaker 2>but I get it. She deserves to like go out

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<v Speaker 2>and hang out with someone she likes. Yeah, and they

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<v Speaker 2>are a good match. They really are, I think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we never really know. Then we go to this obnoxious

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<v Speaker 2>Jill and Jonathan chat, which like really wrecked my mind

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<v Speaker 2>in a way that I don't really know how to

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<v Speaker 2>explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jill, that's awful. I mean, she can't help herself. She

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<v Speaker 1>comes by it naturally, she's very anxious, but it's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how she thinks that's going to play if she.

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<v Speaker 2>Just beyond anxious. She's nuts, Like he's not even following.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to be so nice. He's like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>was just you know, we were kind of testing the

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<v Speaker 2>waters as friends. Really we were definitely friends on that date,

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<v Speaker 2>but you were sexy to me and I really didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's so mad. She goes and she says something, say,

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, Why did you say? She goes? You said

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<v Speaker 1>I made your decision harder, and he says, he goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it reminded me that, like I want somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>I can have like good conversations with like I had

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and she goes, yeah, but do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>I made your decision harder but not like you want

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<v Speaker 1>to be with me?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes yes, no, but then he goes he's

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<v Speaker 2>like not following, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes she goes like, why does this happened? I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, no, she's not. And then she starts

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<v Speaker 1>to do all the voices to camera. Then she does

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<v Speaker 1>the chipmunk and monk thing where she's just like pretending

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<v Speaker 1>she's like a chipmunk eating a cracker, Like who is

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<v Speaker 1>that comedian that used to do that? That was her

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<v Speaker 1>whole I feel like her name was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking about her and I can't think

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<v Speaker 2>of her name, but I can picture her physically.

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<v Speaker 1>That was her whole thing, was just being doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>like hands like close to him on like the Tonight show.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember being very jealous and being confroned. O. Her

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<v Speaker 2>name was she got Beth. Yes, I was gonna say Beth, Beth.

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<v Speaker 2>I was absolutely gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you guys want to google Beth chipmunk impression,

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically the same thing Jill's doing where she's squirrel

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like a squirrel. Yeah, not that it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>squirrels look a lot like chipmunks though, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean that says you I can't find her, but it

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, like like I'm gonna eat,

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<v Speaker 1>eat eat, And then she's like, uh, well, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you just tell me you just want to be friends?

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<v Speaker 1>And he just stares at her and she's like the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, men should not even be on this planet. God,

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<v Speaker 1>she's nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>But then mom incomes as if it couldn't get worse

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<v Speaker 2>even though we're liking it. Incomes Sean, and I was like, fop, no, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>he such Eric Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Vibes to me. Yeah, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not to make it political at all. Like his

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<v Speaker 2>giant cross dangling, there's something and I'm not saying you

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<v Speaker 2>can't have a cross. You be able to have whatever

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<v Speaker 2>religion you know, all that's fine, but there's something very

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<v Speaker 2>like that was what that's what we said about him.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, do you guys wash my robe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like saying that there's something about him. So and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we were wrong? Were we wrong about him? Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be a jerk because maybe he's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we were wrong about him. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we were like suspending our suspicion and then I think

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<v Speaker 1>we read something bad about him and went forward to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure I remember, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so he meets but he's nice enough, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>even wrote like, okay, he's nice to the Goldens, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>but what's he gonna do? Be like, fuck you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>where's the young chicks? He's gonna be nice on camp?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he just did what anyone would do, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But then the Kendall thing, which nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and Jill is like, yeah, well he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to pick me cause I do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>bosses and I'm the only one who's saying go, And

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<v Speaker 1>then somehow he does.

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<v Speaker 2>But then so then also when they in the production,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, you know, you look like you look like

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Priestley, us like, who the fuck is that? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's fine that he doesn't know who Jason

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<v Speaker 2>Priestley is. I guess why would he like that?

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<v Speaker 1>He should know that? My kids all would know who

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Priestley is? Would they though? By name? If you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say Brandon. I don't know that they would.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we could test this if you don't lead

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<v Speaker 2>them in any way and just say we say, if

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<v Speaker 2>I say Jason Priestley, do you know who that is?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think because he's not. And let me just

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<v Speaker 2>tell you I saw him. I told you Jason Priestley

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<v Speaker 2>is no joy. I saw him at the Soho house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's pretty cool story. Yeah, he was very like,

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<v Speaker 2>he was just I think we said somebody that I

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<v Speaker 2>you know whatever, we've met before. And he was like

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<v Speaker 2>he could not be bothered that someone spoke to him

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for the valet and then the car and don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember exactly because I don't pay attention to cars,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was some kind of room room with like

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<v Speaker 2>license like LA license plates, like I know, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to like something? Annoy He was annoying. He he

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<v Speaker 2>read not great, So we don't need to know who

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<v Speaker 1>So funny. So I have a neighbor, my neighbor who

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<v Speaker 1>told me this story so many times that I could

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<v Speaker 1>almost you know, when someone starts to tell you a

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<v Speaker 1>story you've heard before that you could almost say it

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<v Speaker 1>with him. His story is about and now I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember the name of this club that was on Sunset Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very big club back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like, yeah, I went to this club and no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like way more hip than that. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like celebrities all went there for a while. I'll think

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<v Speaker 1>of it. But anyway, he went there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the place that I made you go all the

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<v Speaker 2>time on Sunset.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the other side of the street. Okay. Anyway, his

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing that he loves to share is that Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Priesley was there, so he got to hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Priestley and he seems so.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, so all they maybe it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think Jason Priestley was cool. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he just felt like because he was in the vicinity

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<v Speaker 1>of Jason Priestley, Like lots of girls thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>because Jason Priestley is I see now ew like that?

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<v Speaker 2>So Jesse gets a uh no, not Jesse, what Sean

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<v Speaker 2>and the guy Sean gets a date card and on

416
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<v Speaker 2>the day it's like a TV and they're all pretending like,

417
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<v Speaker 2>can you imagine if that was us, If we were

418
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<v Speaker 2>Jill and we knew we were probably gonna get the date,

419
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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, can we not do the ATV? That's

420
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<v Speaker 2>where I would step and be like I want the massage, right,

421
00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not an ATV, but she I'll act. She's like, oh, yeah,

422
00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:29.000
<v Speaker 2>fun the fun love.

423
00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:32.599
<v Speaker 1>He's asking her, He's like, do you like adrenaline stuff?

424
00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:35.440
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, yeah, if a man has if a

425
00:19:35.480 --> 00:19:37.880
<v Speaker 1>man has a motorcycle, him into it, Like, yeah, I

426
00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:39.599
<v Speaker 1>really want to go on a date with I really

427
00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:42.279
<v Speaker 1>want to go to a date with you. I right,

428
00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:44.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't go. I'm not dad with all. I'm really

429
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<v Speaker 1>bad to it.

430
00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:48.119
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's so stupid. I was just shocked that

431
00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:49.319
<v Speaker 2>he was even into her at all.

432
00:19:49.519 --> 00:19:53.359
<v Speaker 1>And then he says, he says, uh. She says, if

433
00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Sean asked me on this date, I'm gonna go because

434
00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:57.880
<v Speaker 1>like this is word for word. She goes because like,

435
00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:59.920
<v Speaker 1>if a man shows me a lick of attention, I'm

436
00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:05.519
<v Speaker 1>and then she does the chipmunk impression again or sorry right, and.

437
00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:07.200
<v Speaker 2>They're so weird and they're both talking about how She's like,

438
00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I use humor. This is my thing is just I

439
00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:12.400
<v Speaker 2>use humor as coping. He's like me too. I'm like, okay,

440
00:20:12.599 --> 00:20:15.359
<v Speaker 2>maybe Jill does. It doesn't read well, but maybe that's

441
00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:17.640
<v Speaker 2>what she's doing. But Sean, I have never noticed you

442
00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:19.799
<v Speaker 2>doing that, right, He's like, I even do it with brief.

443
00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:21.559
<v Speaker 2>I just do with everything. I'm the funny guy. I'm

444
00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of the Chandler was like.

445
00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.480
<v Speaker 1>When they're on their date, though, I think before they

446
00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:29.039
<v Speaker 1>go on a date, I think I need to say this. Well,

447
00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:31.319
<v Speaker 1>you're right, You're right, he says. He tells the camera.

448
00:20:31.359 --> 00:20:35.440
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, I think Alex is really pretty. But

449
00:20:35.559 --> 00:20:37.079
<v Speaker 1>if I go on a date with her and then

450
00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:39.279
<v Speaker 1>she's still into Andrew after, then I'm not going to

451
00:20:39.319 --> 00:20:40.839
<v Speaker 1>be able to stick around. And I really want to

452
00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:46.319
<v Speaker 1>midst he knows it, because I want the rose. I

453
00:20:46.359 --> 00:20:49.279
<v Speaker 1>want to have options. So like, if I pick Jill,

454
00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:51.200
<v Speaker 1>like I know I'm gonna have I'm going to be

455
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<v Speaker 1>able to stay so cool.

456
00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:54.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe he does it out loud, but I

457
00:20:54.359 --> 00:20:57.519
<v Speaker 2>mean I get more power to him. I'd prefer that really,

458
00:20:57.640 --> 00:21:01.440
<v Speaker 2>just say the truth. Yeah he's not wrong, right, Yeah.

459
00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:04.079
<v Speaker 1>So then they go on the ATV and like you said,

460
00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:06.200
<v Speaker 1>they have they have that conversation and.

461
00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:07.920
<v Speaker 2>They have the muddiest date. They have to sit by

462
00:21:07.960 --> 00:21:11.240
<v Speaker 2>like the everybody else has these beautiful ocean views and whatever,

463
00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:13.640
<v Speaker 2>and they have to go sit by the round swamp

464
00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:15.720
<v Speaker 2>for some reason. I don't know if you notice how

465
00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:18.039
<v Speaker 2>brown the water was. And then yeah, they have the

466
00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:21.640
<v Speaker 2>dumb she's talking about herself and third person they're talking

467
00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:23.880
<v Speaker 2>about how funny they are. I'm just like, oh god,

468
00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:27.640
<v Speaker 2>let's let's move on to this from this, like not much. So.

469
00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Now the goldens are in a room and that's when

470
00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:31.119
<v Speaker 2>the bat flies.

471
00:21:31.160 --> 00:21:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Right and they're all screaming freaking out, except for our friend.

472
00:21:35.880 --> 00:21:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Well Jack is like all right, okay. Jack's like it's

473
00:21:38.839 --> 00:21:42.880
<v Speaker 1>a bit, it's a beat, it's a beat. It's okay.

474
00:21:43.039 --> 00:21:45.680
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to keep it together. And then somebody says, what,

475
00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I could put it on a pizza from Chicago and

476
00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:50.240
<v Speaker 1>make a pizza.

477
00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:53.359
<v Speaker 2>Somebody literally made a joke. They're like, okay, so lady

478
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:55.119
<v Speaker 2>bugs are good luck, but what our backs.

479
00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Kathy is the one. She's like, you know, you know,

480
00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:00.839
<v Speaker 1>I heard they could. They're like a sign of something.

481
00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:03.160
<v Speaker 1>So there's either going to be a slew of new

482
00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:06.240
<v Speaker 1>men or I'm going to get a bat bite. I

483
00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:07.640
<v Speaker 1>mean it was kind of cute water bats.

484
00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:10.160
<v Speaker 2>And then Leslie is our hero as always and she's like,

485
00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:12.400
<v Speaker 2>you guys, everybody calmed down, I'll get it. She just

486
00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:15.400
<v Speaker 2>opens the door, the bat plays out, end of bat. Yeah,

487
00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:16.599
<v Speaker 2>but I do all.

488
00:22:16.559 --> 00:22:20.839
<v Speaker 1>My question, which was, Kathy, why do you need a

489
00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:24.039
<v Speaker 1>whole slew of new men. There's a bunch of guys

490
00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:27.359
<v Speaker 1>with you and they've only been there for like a day. So,

491
00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:29.359
<v Speaker 1>like that was a line that the producers game. I

492
00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:31.279
<v Speaker 1>just thought it was weird that, like, so you're already

493
00:22:31.319 --> 00:22:33.519
<v Speaker 1>not in that you have a bunch of great guys.

494
00:22:34.359 --> 00:22:36.119
<v Speaker 2>Somebody just wrote it for her and just said it,

495
00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.880
<v Speaker 2>all right, that's all. Now we're gonna get really mad

496
00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:41.519
<v Speaker 2>because Jesse, first of all, I'm like, is he going

497
00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:44.200
<v Speaker 2>to molest someone? Because it shows him like being very

498
00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:46.640
<v Speaker 2>creepy in the shower, Like what is he why is

499
00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:49.039
<v Speaker 2>he being? Why is he skulking around like this in secret?

500
00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:51.759
<v Speaker 2>And I know this had to have made you so mad.

501
00:22:51.799 --> 00:22:54.119
<v Speaker 2>He looks at the mirror and the steam and they're

502
00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:57.440
<v Speaker 2>just we could actually skip this because fuck them. They

503
00:22:57.480 --> 00:22:58.960
<v Speaker 2>do a whole ad for I know what you did

504
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:01.839
<v Speaker 2>last summer. My note that I do want to say

505
00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:03.440
<v Speaker 2>was why does.

506
00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:06.160
<v Speaker 1>It go on so long? Like I wrote it, it.

507
00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Literally forty five minutes. Yeah, it was so long. Yeah,

508
00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and Wells is trying so hard to be

509
00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:16.400
<v Speaker 2>like they're really trying to act, They're really trying to.

510
00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Do oh yeah, and then they're like, you know, there's

511
00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Wells is chasing him with a hook. Okay, so all

512
00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:24.880
<v Speaker 1>that you could just have him wake up, but then no,

513
00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:28.920
<v Speaker 1>then he goes to the bar where Wells is bartending,

514
00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:31.240
<v Speaker 1>and then Wells has to do all the bad acting

515
00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:34.839
<v Speaker 1>and go, hey what no, I just remember that last

516
00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:37.319
<v Speaker 1>summer you chose to do like a tour around the world,

517
00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:40.240
<v Speaker 1>so we didn't get to do a season. But no, okay,

518
00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:42.640
<v Speaker 1>they gave you a margarita. And then he throws a

519
00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:45.559
<v Speaker 1>big block of ice down and he's got the ice pick,

520
00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, how many scenes is this going to be?

521
00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I just for lots of acting here. This is

522
00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:52.640
<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes.

523
00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. It took the all day to make

524
00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:57.000
<v Speaker 1>that with different setups.

525
00:23:56.680 --> 00:24:00.319
<v Speaker 2>And obviously that sponsored the entire episode because so then

526
00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:02.519
<v Speaker 2>the next thing they have to do, the secrets, is

527
00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:05.200
<v Speaker 2>like just like they're really it's really a stretch too,

528
00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:07.559
<v Speaker 2>like just like and I know what you did last summer.

529
00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 2>They have secrets. Some of their secrets are who murdered.

530
00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:14.000
<v Speaker 2>They're each other, who are their murderers. That's a secret,

531
00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.599
<v Speaker 2>right that ties into this game we're gonna do. Yep,

532
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.759
<v Speaker 2>so stupid. Yeah, it just does not write itself. But

533
00:24:19.799 --> 00:24:21.480
<v Speaker 2>then yeah, okay, So the big thing I thought was

534
00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:23.559
<v Speaker 2>kind of funny is the big they each have to

535
00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.079
<v Speaker 2>write some ridiculous secret and then they're going to vote

536
00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:29.319
<v Speaker 2>on which secrets the craziest, which is the person shocking

537
00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:32.960
<v Speaker 2>forward so dumb and so it was a very long time,

538
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.599
<v Speaker 2>a very long package of them writing their secrets putting

539
00:24:35.599 --> 00:24:36.319
<v Speaker 2>them in the box.

540
00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:36.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

541
00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:38.759
<v Speaker 2>So luckily I was like, okay, we can skip all

542
00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:43.960
<v Speaker 2>that ribbling them down the boxes. The boxes like has

543
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:47.599
<v Speaker 2>a big lock on it. It's like a treasure thing

544
00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:50.319
<v Speaker 2>that would be at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah,

545
00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:53.440
<v Speaker 2>and then Jesse tells them, which ends up being so

546
00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:58.599
<v Speaker 2>anti climatic, but he's like, okay, and then afterwards you're

547
00:24:58.640 --> 00:25:01.119
<v Speaker 2>going to get an option to to say if it

548
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:04.799
<v Speaker 2>was your secret, and you're gonna want to say it

549
00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:07.880
<v Speaker 2>because there's gonna be a something crazy.

550
00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>For you, which I don't know what was? What was it?

551
00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:12.039
<v Speaker 1>What was the VIP suite?

552
00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:16.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh I miss that. I totally miss the VIP part.

553
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I guess. I mean, I don't remember, but okay, that

554
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:18.720
<v Speaker 2>makes it.

555
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:21.079
<v Speaker 1>This is where I wrote down. So there's a bunch

556
00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:24.680
<v Speaker 1>of secrets you you might remember more of them, but

557
00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:27.200
<v Speaker 1>one of them is I hooked up with somebody twenty

558
00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:30.160
<v Speaker 1>five years older than me, and I wrote that's April's secret,

559
00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Franky yea years old.

560
00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:35.519
<v Speaker 2>It could actually be any of them, but for sure. Also,

561
00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:37.720
<v Speaker 2>I want to point out Leslie's reap. Every time Jesse

562
00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>would say something, you'd hear Leslie going like, yay, she

563
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:42.200
<v Speaker 2>was trying so hard to be I could just hear

564
00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:46.160
<v Speaker 2>her voice. So some of them were, uh oh, Katz

565
00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:48.880
<v Speaker 2>was like she threw up on herself in an uber

566
00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:52.480
<v Speaker 2>at eleven am, and they show at looking all whatever.

567
00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:54.079
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of gross, each one getting it. I thought

568
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:55.799
<v Speaker 2>it was kind of funny though, and I'll tell you

569
00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:58.880
<v Speaker 2>something it's true. Uh So then she goes, yeah, and

570
00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:01.599
<v Speaker 2>it cost me two hundred dollars. Somebody got fined two

571
00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:03.359
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars. Guess what that happened to?

572
00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:06.519
<v Speaker 1>Lb. One night she though she threw she threw up

573
00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:09.359
<v Speaker 1>in an uber and I know it costs tw hundred bucks, you.

574
00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Know, Yeah, they have to clean that shit.

575
00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.400
<v Speaker 1>They got to. Yeah.

576
00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never thrown up. Have you ever thrown up

577
00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.920
<v Speaker 2>in a cab? I don't think I ever do.

578
00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:22.599
<v Speaker 1>But one time I was in a cab horribly, horribly,

579
00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:25.920
<v Speaker 1>horribly hungover and I had to make a cab driver

580
00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:29.960
<v Speaker 1>pull over so I could go throw up in an alley. Yeah,

581
00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:33.119
<v Speaker 1>but I would never know it. I feel like the

582
00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.319
<v Speaker 1>cab driver. I think he had to pull over twice

583
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and he I do think he was nice.

584
00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Well that's a happy story. Then, well I'm trying to think, yeah,

585
00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:45.480
<v Speaker 2>twenty five years older whatever, April, Yeah, found five hundred

586
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:47.359
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars and kept it. I wouldn't have shared that.

587
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:49.759
<v Speaker 2>They're going to come for you. That's crazy. What do

588
00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:51.400
<v Speaker 2>you mean you found it? You found it because it

589
00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:55.039
<v Speaker 2>was a settlement, And by found, I mean sued Frankie

590
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:58.599
<v Speaker 2>Valley and by gott kept it means he gave it

591
00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:02.279
<v Speaker 2>to me, right, What the hell? Then one of them,

592
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it was RJ, was a playmate for a

593
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:07.599
<v Speaker 2>female couple. I was confused by that same let's talk

594
00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:10.000
<v Speaker 2>about this. Let's let's break this down. Okay, so it's

595
00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:13.359
<v Speaker 2>a female couple that is into women, but they wanted

596
00:27:13.359 --> 00:27:16.599
<v Speaker 2>a guy to have sex fuck around us. Oh that

597
00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:19.799
<v Speaker 2>wasn't he was all it went into it. He was like, yeah, cool.

598
00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like they brushed by that pretty quickly. I know,

599
00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:26.000
<v Speaker 2>because this must have been longer than a scene.

600
00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Because doesn't he admit it at the time, But it

601
00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:31.079
<v Speaker 1>had This was a very shocking secret. Like I feel

602
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>like that was the most shocking I thought kind of too,

603
00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:37.559
<v Speaker 1>but hey, man, he owned it. Then somebody slept with

604
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>someone while the other their partner was in the other room.

605
00:27:40.039 --> 00:27:43.359
<v Speaker 1>That's just rude. Probably jam it is rude, And no,

606
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:48.599
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. It was Kathy oh Ew because she admits it.

607
00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:51.240
<v Speaker 1>This is the whole thing. So basically that became the

608
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:55.640
<v Speaker 1>most shocking secret. And then and they're like, okay, who

609
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:57.480
<v Speaker 1>wants to own up to it? I think you were?

610
00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:01.200
<v Speaker 2>No, No, no, I was, And I got confused. I

611
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:03.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't remember that that was the last one. But yes,

612
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:05.319
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, that just didn't seem like.

613
00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:06.000
<v Speaker 1>The worst one.

614
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I know.

615
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:09.039
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. On this summer playmate was the

616
00:28:09.079 --> 00:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>worst one that was crazy, but that was Kathy's secret.

617
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:14.240
<v Speaker 1>And so they're like, who wants to own up? Are

618
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.720
<v Speaker 1>you sure you don't want to own up? And then

619
00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:17.519
<v Speaker 1>they go to commercial and then they come back and

620
00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:19.480
<v Speaker 1>they're like, okay, seriously, do you want to own up?

621
00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>And Kathy raises her hand and they're all like, oh

622
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:26.279
<v Speaker 1>my god, Kathy. And then Jess's like, guess what. You

623
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:29.400
<v Speaker 1>get to spend the night in the VIP suite? Okay,

624
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>how is that? I thought it was going to be.

625
00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:34.240
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of excited because I was like, oh,

626
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:36.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe she gets to send somebody.

627
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<v Speaker 2>Home, right, No, we don't want that. She's not going

628
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<v Speaker 2>to want to do that, but she's going to get

629
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:46.799
<v Speaker 2>to have sex with somebody. J Kez Viegra. Yeah yeah,

630
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, it's a good thing. We're you grossed

631
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<v Speaker 2>out by this part. Captain Kim starts trying to hit

632
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<v Speaker 2>on April.

633
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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. Jack was just like, okay, what what's going on? You?

634
00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:01.559
<v Speaker 1>And I want to put some on the grill And

635
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:05.079
<v Speaker 1>they show Captain Kim and he's just like rubbing her

636
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:06.079
<v Speaker 1>shoulders and I.

637
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, do you think any of them like him?

638
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I think they think he's you mean, anybody like Captain Kim. Yeah,

639
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>like the older the gold I don't think. I think

640
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>they think he's like way too much, too intense, yeah,

641
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:26.039
<v Speaker 1>and weird. So all the older people start getting ready

642
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:29.079
<v Speaker 1>to go to bed at this point, and Jack is

643
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:36.480
<v Speaker 1>kind of bummed about April, and then uh, she something somehow.

644
00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Jonathan is like walking by and April passes him and

645
00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>she's like, you know where my door is? Second door,

646
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:46.319
<v Speaker 1>the second door to the right. Yeah, you need me.

647
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.200
<v Speaker 2>But I think she's just kidding. No, like I think

648
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:52.440
<v Speaker 2>you really think that she come on. I think she

649
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:54.599
<v Speaker 2>was making a joke. And they're like, oh, I don't

650
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:58.279
<v Speaker 2>know about that. I think Jonathan is not that smart.

651
00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:00.240
<v Speaker 2>And it was just sort of like I think wants

652
00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:02.559
<v Speaker 2>me to come over. Do you think she was serious?

653
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe no, she's really like hitting on people.

654
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe she's being funny. I don't know, she's

655
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>a little weird. We know that she for sure really

656
00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:17.759
<v Speaker 1>kind of stalked Frankie Valley for you know, many years

657
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:21.839
<v Speaker 1>and then wrote a book about right. I mean, he

658
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.599
<v Speaker 1>was also wrong, my god, more wrong. He was more wrong.

659
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Of course, he had a very teenager and messed her up,

660
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>but I do, but you know, she gets she gets hooked. Yeah,

661
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:36.359
<v Speaker 1>oh water not.

662
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<v Speaker 2>Mam con secks manthree.

663
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So, so Kathy invites Keith, my boyfriend, up to

664
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>her penthouse her VIP yeah, and Keith is like he

665
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.359
<v Speaker 1>because Keith is so sweet, He's like yeah, no, no thanks,

666
00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:59.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. And then Keith admits to Kathy and that

667
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:01.319
<v Speaker 1>he's like, yeah, I was the one I cheated in college.

668
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:05.960
<v Speaker 1>But he's so cute. He's a chemical engineer, he's so smart.

669
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I like him.

670
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I just don't love him exactly. I don't think he's

671
00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:11.160
<v Speaker 2>going to turn. It's not in any way that I

672
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:12.640
<v Speaker 2>am calling him out like I think he's going to

673
00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:13.480
<v Speaker 2>become a bad guy.

674
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>He's a good guy. He just doesn't I don't know.

675
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:19.480
<v Speaker 1>He's fine. He's fine. So Kathy and Keith are having

676
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:21.599
<v Speaker 1>like a really good time and they're hot tubbin and

677
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:26.559
<v Speaker 1>they're drinking, and all the young younger generation is like, yeah,

678
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>they're probably up there reading the Bible God. Yeah yeah.

679
00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:34.319
<v Speaker 2>So okay, so kay I think now we go to

680
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Jonathan goes.

681
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Up to Jill. He's like, hey, you like, you know,

682
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:43.119
<v Speaker 1>I just want to say like, I just want to say,

683
00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, I'm sorry, uh sorry about like kind

684
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:50.559
<v Speaker 1>of my words from before, and like, I do think

685
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:54.359
<v Speaker 1>you misinterpreted though, like what I was saying, like on

686
00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:56.920
<v Speaker 1>our date. And she's like, I don't think so.

687
00:31:58.359 --> 00:32:02.119
<v Speaker 2>Right, she's so immediately combat honestly yeah, but.

688
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:05.039
<v Speaker 1>He's also won't let it go, and it couldn't be

689
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:08.559
<v Speaker 1>more obvious that he just wants her rose yes, but

690
00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:12.000
<v Speaker 1>he won't style give you that, and she's like okay,

691
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:16.119
<v Speaker 1>like and then she's like, I'm just frustrated because you know,

692
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>like I just you did give me mixed messages. And

693
00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:22.359
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I just like I don't think you're understanding

694
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:24.480
<v Speaker 1>like what I'm saying, and she goes, well, because what

695
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:27.400
<v Speaker 1>you're saying doesn't really make sense, and he goes, but

696
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>you're not understanding me, like I'm trying to explain to you,

697
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:32.799
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, but it doesn't make sense, but it's fine,

698
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:35.319
<v Speaker 1>like and he goes, he goes, no, but the real

699
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.680
<v Speaker 1>the real issue is I just want to make sure

700
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you're okay. And then he embarrasses her by going cause

701
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, like you came up to me crying, and

702
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:48.079
<v Speaker 1>she goes, I'm fine, I'm totally fine, and he goes, no,

703
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:51.559
<v Speaker 1>you're not fine. You know you were crying, like you

704
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:53.039
<v Speaker 1>were so emotional, like you.

705
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Were you remember you're screaming having yourself with scissors. Remember

706
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:00.720
<v Speaker 2>that it just happened this morning. You're seriously like it

707
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:02.960
<v Speaker 2>was crazy. And she's like, nope, I got Sean. Now

708
00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I've got Shawn.

709
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:08.079
<v Speaker 1>Right, So everybody is hearing this, which I thought was funny,

710
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:12.319
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, I'm popping popcorn. Everyone's watching them.

711
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.680
<v Speaker 1>And then Jill is all we have all been Jill,

712
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:18.519
<v Speaker 1>I feel like in this. She's like, okay, like I

713
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:22.680
<v Speaker 1>get it, Like, let's drop up the conversation and then

714
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.400
<v Speaker 1>uh and then she's and then he's like, no, but

715
00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:27.839
<v Speaker 1>I just I really need you to understand me. And

716
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:30.319
<v Speaker 1>she goes, oh my god, like you look like you're

717
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:33.799
<v Speaker 1>gonna cry, and he goes, yeah, I might. I might.

718
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:37.039
<v Speaker 2>You might cry because he's not gonna get a rose,

719
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.519
<v Speaker 2>and then he actually once it. Finally, I guess he's

720
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>really considering. I don't know if this was a joke.

721
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it was a.

722
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:46.119
<v Speaker 2>GP role that I wrote is April and Option, but

723
00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't sure.

724
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:49.559
<v Speaker 1>If I know they're they're fucking with him because they'd

725
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>played that scene of her going second door to the right,

726
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.559
<v Speaker 1>second door to the right, making a joke about it

727
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:57.720
<v Speaker 1>over and over and everybody teasing Jonathan, so they're like, you.

728
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Know what, he can give each other roses. It doesn't

729
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.519
<v Speaker 2>mean they have to hook up, so like they totally can.

730
00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:05.119
<v Speaker 2>So if somebody wants to keep Jonathan there, he could

731
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.200
<v Speaker 2>like kind of hang out with April and be like, listen,

732
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:08.559
<v Speaker 2>I know we're not going to hook up, but like

733
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.039
<v Speaker 2>you save me that I guarantee that's gonna happen with

734
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:13.039
<v Speaker 2>somebody in April.

735
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.119
<v Speaker 1>April might be like, well, what do you mean we're not.

736
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Going to hook up, and she's like, we're going to

737
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:20.400
<v Speaker 2>hook up from behind. And when I say behind, I

738
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.559
<v Speaker 2>mean like full anal, I don't mean like doggy style,

739
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Like you're fucking idiots, millennials, and that's our show.

740
00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, you guys, we did it. We did it. We

741
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.719
<v Speaker 1>did it twice, we did it four times. Yep. We

742
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:33.880
<v Speaker 1>did it in the butt, we did it in the VIPs.

743
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 1>We did it in the spotted Reverse Cowgirl. We did

744
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:40.199
<v Speaker 1>so uh.

745
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:44.280
<v Speaker 2>We also today if your fans and Bravo's the Valley

746
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:47.199
<v Speaker 2>to that we have both the valleys. We got a

747
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 2>lot up there, so just go check it out. We

748
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:50.639
<v Speaker 2>also have a Hollywood cringe up.

749
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go back and listen to what I have and

750
00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:56.800
<v Speaker 1>all of that's happened, just so you know, our un

751
00:34:56.960 --> 00:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>just like that is going to be early next week

752
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>because Cecily has to take a trip, but we're going

753
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.960
<v Speaker 1>to wish her well and we're all still going to

754
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:09.679
<v Speaker 1>watch the show and hate on it mentally until we

755
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:11.679
<v Speaker 1>get back to Dah. Yeah.

756
00:35:11.719 --> 00:35:13.800
<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, we love you, thank you for being

757
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:16.599
<v Speaker 2>here honestly, and we will see you soon.

758
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<v Speaker 1>Bye.