Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you
Speaker 2: by Jr's Rock the Bank one thousand dollars cash giveaways,
Speaker 2: thirteen more of them come on your way today.
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Speaker 3: oh five, we had to say nine oh five issue.
Speaker 3: You get that keyword, go to WJRR dot com and
Speaker 3: put it in that little box that pops up.
Speaker 2: Let's begin in Norwalk, Ohio, Ohio, one of the states
Speaker 2: that uses the term OVI rather than dui ov I
Speaker 2: operating a vehicle impaired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that way it encompasses everything.
Speaker 2: Right, sure? Yeah? In this case of would involve alcohol
Speaker 2: in one Spencer blat Neck. Spencer was spotted the other
Speaker 2: morning driving incredibly slow fifteen miles per hour in a
Speaker 2: thirty five mile per hour zone, I believe is what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: So officer kept an eye on his noticed that it
Speaker 2: just wasn't Something was up. So officer pulls over the
Speaker 2: vehicle and Spencer suspected of being drunk, which would be
Speaker 2: his twentieth ov I a license on you're good man.
Speaker 3: How many drinks have you had tonight? So I'm getting
Speaker 3: a pretty strong smell of alcohol coming.
Speaker 4: She kind of noticed a vehicle driving that was in
Speaker 4: front of her a pretty slow rate of speed is
Speaker 4: what initially caught her attention and dates back decades. First
Speaker 4: one was in nineteen seventy four, so it starts in
Speaker 4: the seventies. There's a couple in the seventies, there's multiple
Speaker 4: in the eighties, multiple in the nineties. It's disturbing. We're
Speaker 4: out here. We try and protect, we serve our public.
Speaker 4: Anytime somebody gets behind the wheel of a car, you
Speaker 4: know it's dangerous when they've been drinking.
Speaker 3: Twenty of them twenty didn't somebody spend wouldn't he be
Speaker 3: in jail for for life? Wouldn't he be no way
Speaker 3: to operate a vehicle? Well, how can you still get
Speaker 3: behind a call? Well, behind the wheel.
Speaker 2: No matter what the courts have sentenced him to previously,
Speaker 2: it did not send the message to him that, dude,
Speaker 2: you need to stop doing this. And I'm sure there
Speaker 2: are plenty of orders, and I doubt he has his license.
Speaker 2: It's just he continues to get access to a vehicle
Speaker 2: and drink.
Speaker 3: And no, he can't have a license. There's no way.
Speaker 2: No, I said, he probably doesn't have access to hid.
Speaker 2: He can't, right, And regardless, I'm sorry. I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to upset you, taco. I'm really not okay.
Speaker 3: I wonder sometimes you think I don't listen, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: I listen every day.
Speaker 2: All right, got a headline of the week to share
Speaker 2: with you here, got.
Speaker 3: Me to get the recorder. Give me one second, please,
Speaker 3: all right? Headline of the week.
Speaker 2: Police find naked man in Low's display shed with vasoline
Speaker 2: and phone.
Speaker 3: One more time, holda what go?
Speaker 2: Police find naked man in Low's display shed with vasoline
Speaker 2: and phone. This would be in Slide Down, Louisiana, five
Speaker 2: o'clock in the afternoon. This clown is inside one of
Speaker 2: the display sheds set up there, you know, like you
Speaker 2: would buy for your backyard, with his pants around his ankles,
Speaker 2: a jar of vasoline, and staring at his phone while
Speaker 2: self manipulating.
Speaker 3: How hot is it wherever he is? Because I know
Speaker 3: most of the country seems to be hot right now,
Speaker 3: five o'clock in a shed.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if the shed is set up
Speaker 2: inside the air conditioned comfort of the store out on
Speaker 2: the garden section or or where this is. But several
Speaker 2: several employees in customers spotted this alerted police, who arrived
Speaker 2: and caught the guy in.
Speaker 3: Well, what's worse that are using the display toilet that?
Speaker 2: I think it's got to be this the display toilet
Speaker 2: could be an honest mistake. No, I really couldn't. Well, unlikely,
Speaker 2: but plausible. This guy had a full on game plan
Speaker 2: with him and it was prepared. With the vasoline, the
Speaker 2: nude images on the phone, and the semi privacy of
Speaker 2: the display shed should have probably closed the door.
Speaker 3: Couldn't have you maybe gone to somebody's shed in their backyard,
Speaker 3: you would have been less of a chance of getting noticed.
Speaker 2: He was on his back, pants around his ankles, using
Speaker 2: an open container of aasoline and an electronic device while
Speaker 2: uh huh spanking. I think this may have floated to
Speaker 2: the top of headline of the week contenders.
Speaker 3: I was thinking the same when you tease that earlier.
Speaker 3: But there was one that was really good. We'll decide tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I have it written down on the top of the sheet. No,
Speaker 3: that one's not as good. No, I think I think
Speaker 3: it is. I mean kangaroo. Remember the kangaroo beat that
Speaker 3: was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, at a petting zoo killed by a kangaroo
Speaker 2: trying to box the kangaroo.
Speaker 3: Just looked up at the text line two two five
Speaker 3: two six. The jack shack as a true man cave.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that is not a she shed. That is
Speaker 3: a heat shed.
Speaker 2: He shedding something already is probably burning some calories too.
Speaker 3: Mm.
Speaker 2: Then we go to, uh, let's see the White Sox
Speaker 2: Minor League affiliate team in North Carolina. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: which town this is in.
Speaker 3: But somebody said saw a headline of headline already yesterday
Speaker 3: and knew Red would jump all over that one.
Speaker 2: Oh the lows guy, I hate missing that. The Trenton
Speaker 2: Thunder Minor League team in North Carolina have a Golden
Speaker 2: Retriever bat dog. Yes, I think that's right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the bat dog stole the show. He's on our
Speaker 3: Facebook page right.
Speaker 2: He is in the video of what the bat doog? Well,
Speaker 2: just have a listen here.
Speaker 5: As ms k C Betty as manor appearance and the
Speaker 5: bat dog has manor presence.
Speaker 3: Felt it's a Numero dumps behind hold.
Speaker 2: The bat dog dropped the deuce right behind home plate
Speaker 2: and then turned the game. You gots to go, you
Speaker 2: gots to go.
Speaker 3: Does the ump have a little thing of doggie bags
Speaker 3: and is not doggie bags but you know dooty bags.
Speaker 2: Us the sweeper.
Speaker 3: No, you can't do that. Then home plates got duty.
Speaker 2: All fudged up.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going back. Before I saw that thing on
Speaker 3: the Facebook page of the Batdog, I was just scroll
Speaker 3: by it. Don't look, don't read that on I know
Speaker 3: it's going to be coming up now I will watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah to anybody who says baseball is boring, and the
Speaker 2: Batdog certainly, you know, widing things up there, at least
Speaker 2: for a few moments.
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