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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by Jr's Rock the Bank one thousand dollars cash giveaways,

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen more of them come on your way today.

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<v Speaker 3>Get those keywords. First, one's going out right around nine

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<v Speaker 3>oh five, we had to say nine oh five issue.

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<v Speaker 3>You get that keyword, go to WJRR dot com and

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<v Speaker 3>put it in that little box that pops up.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in Norwalk, Ohio, Ohio, one of the states

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<v Speaker 2>that uses the term OVI rather than dui ov I

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<v Speaker 2>operating a vehicle impaired.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that way it encompasses everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, sure? Yeah? In this case of would involve alcohol

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<v Speaker 2>in one Spencer blat Neck. Spencer was spotted the other

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<v Speaker 2>morning driving incredibly slow fifteen miles per hour in a

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five mile per hour zone, I believe is what

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<v Speaker 2>it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So officer kept an eye on his noticed that it

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<v Speaker 2>just wasn't Something was up. So officer pulls over the

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<v Speaker 2>vehicle and Spencer suspected of being drunk, which would be

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<v Speaker 2>his twentieth ov I a license on you're good man.

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<v Speaker 3>How many drinks have you had tonight? So I'm getting

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<v Speaker 3>a pretty strong smell of alcohol coming.

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<v Speaker 4>She kind of noticed a vehicle driving that was in

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<v Speaker 4>front of her a pretty slow rate of speed is

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<v Speaker 4>what initially caught her attention and dates back decades. First

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<v Speaker 4>one was in nineteen seventy four, so it starts in

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<v Speaker 4>the seventies. There's a couple in the seventies, there's multiple

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<v Speaker 4>in the eighties, multiple in the nineties. It's disturbing. We're

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<v Speaker 4>out here. We try and protect, we serve our public.

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<v Speaker 4>Anytime somebody gets behind the wheel of a car, you

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<v Speaker 4>know it's dangerous when they've been drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty of them twenty didn't somebody spend wouldn't he be

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<v Speaker 3>in jail for for life? Wouldn't he be no way

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<v Speaker 3>to operate a vehicle? Well, how can you still get

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<v Speaker 3>behind a call? Well, behind the wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter what the courts have sentenced him to previously,

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<v Speaker 2>it did not send the message to him that, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to stop doing this. And I'm sure there

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<v Speaker 2>are plenty of orders, and I doubt he has his license.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just he continues to get access to a vehicle

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<v Speaker 2>and drink.

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<v Speaker 3>And no, he can't have a license. There's no way.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I said, he probably doesn't have access to hid.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't, right, And regardless, I'm sorry. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to upset you, taco. I'm really not okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder sometimes you think I don't listen, and I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I listen every day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, got a headline of the week to share

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<v Speaker 2>with you here, got.

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<v Speaker 3>Me to get the recorder. Give me one second, please,

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<v Speaker 3>all right? Headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Police find naked man in Low's display shed with vasoline

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<v Speaker 2>and phone.

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<v Speaker 3>One more time, holda what go?

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<v Speaker 2>Police find naked man in Low's display shed with vasoline

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<v Speaker 2>and phone. This would be in Slide Down, Louisiana, five

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock in the afternoon. This clown is inside one of

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<v Speaker 2>the display sheds set up there, you know, like you

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<v Speaker 2>would buy for your backyard, with his pants around his ankles,

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<v Speaker 2>a jar of vasoline, and staring at his phone while

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<v Speaker 2>self manipulating.

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<v Speaker 3>How hot is it wherever he is? Because I know

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<v Speaker 3>most of the country seems to be hot right now,

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<v Speaker 3>five o'clock in a shed.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't know if the shed is set up

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<v Speaker 2>inside the air conditioned comfort of the store out on

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<v Speaker 2>the garden section or or where this is. But several

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<v Speaker 2>several employees in customers spotted this alerted police, who arrived

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<v Speaker 2>and caught the guy in.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what's worse that are using the display toilet that?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's got to be this the display toilet

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<v Speaker 2>could be an honest mistake. No, I really couldn't. Well, unlikely,

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<v Speaker 2>but plausible. This guy had a full on game plan

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<v Speaker 2>with him and it was prepared. With the vasoline, the

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<v Speaker 2>nude images on the phone, and the semi privacy of

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<v Speaker 2>the display shed should have probably closed the door.

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<v Speaker 3>Couldn't have you maybe gone to somebody's shed in their backyard,

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<v Speaker 3>you would have been less of a chance of getting noticed.

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<v Speaker 2>He was on his back, pants around his ankles, using

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<v Speaker 2>an open container of aasoline and an electronic device while

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh spanking. I think this may have floated to

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<v Speaker 2>the top of headline of the week contenders.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking the same when you tease that earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>But there was one that was really good. We'll decide tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it written down on the top of the sheet. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that one's not as good. No, I think I think

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<v Speaker 3>it is. I mean kangaroo. Remember the kangaroo beat that

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, at a petting zoo killed by a kangaroo

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<v Speaker 2>trying to box the kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 3>Just looked up at the text line two two five

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<v Speaker 3>two six. The jack shack as a true man cave.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, that is not a she shed. That is

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<v Speaker 3>a heat shed.

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<v Speaker 2>He shedding something already is probably burning some calories too.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we go to, uh, let's see the White Sox

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<v Speaker 2>Minor League affiliate team in North Carolina. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>which town this is in.

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<v Speaker 3>But somebody said saw a headline of headline already yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>and knew Red would jump all over that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the lows guy, I hate missing that. The Trenton

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<v Speaker 2>Thunder Minor League team in North Carolina have a Golden

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<v Speaker 2>Retriever bat dog. Yes, I think that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the bat dog stole the show. He's on our

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page right.

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<v Speaker 2>He is in the video of what the bat doog? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>just have a listen here.

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<v Speaker 5>As ms k C Betty as manor appearance and the

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<v Speaker 5>bat dog has manor presence.

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<v Speaker 3>Felt it's a Numero dumps behind hold.

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<v Speaker 2>The bat dog dropped the deuce right behind home plate

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<v Speaker 2>and then turned the game. You gots to go, you

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<v Speaker 2>gots to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Does the ump have a little thing of doggie bags

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<v Speaker 3>and is not doggie bags but you know dooty bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Us the sweeper.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't do that. Then home plates got duty.

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<v Speaker 2>All fudged up.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm going back. Before I saw that thing on

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<v Speaker 3>the Facebook page of the Batdog, I was just scroll

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<v Speaker 3>by it. Don't look, don't read that on I know

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<v Speaker 3>it's going to be coming up now I will watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah to anybody who says baseball is boring, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Batdog certainly, you know, widing things up there, at least

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<v Speaker 2>for a few moments.

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