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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: All right, let's begin in uh North Elba, New York.
Speaker 2: We got a story from the Adirondack Mountains and emergency
Speaker 2: situation that presented itself, or so they thoughts.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Trio of hikers had gone out for a weekends, you know,
Speaker 2: hike slash camping deal, and two of the hikers should
Speaker 2: probably mention they were all tripping on mushrooms. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: should definitely mention that part they were tripping on mushrooms,
Speaker 2: that they decided to do that while on their hiking excursion.
Speaker 4: Not good.
Speaker 2: Two of the hikers became convinced that the third hiker
Speaker 2: had died and called nine to one one to report
Speaker 2: that the third member of their party had died. But
Speaker 2: it turned out they were just hallucinating that they had died.
Speaker 2: They had just wandered off. I take it these two
Speaker 2: had yet had got lost from the third individual, and
Speaker 2: the third individual also had called to say hey, I
Speaker 2: became separated from my party, and eventually the officials were
Speaker 2: able to reunite the trio after the two, who were
Speaker 2: hallucinating so hard they thought the third had died, were
Speaker 2: taken to the hospital to be checked out.
Speaker 3: Do you think you start the nine to one one
Speaker 3: call with that? Just look, I got a level with you.
Speaker 3: We are tripping so hard on shrooms right now that, uh,
Speaker 3: we lost our friend.
Speaker 2: I have a I have a hard time commenting on
Speaker 2: or answering your question, Tako, because my experience with mushrooms
Speaker 2: is restricted to pizza, steak, and salad. That's about the
Speaker 2: extent of my mushroom h well, I experience.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing they probably just said, look, we've been partying.
Speaker 3: I'm talking to nine to one one. Look, we've been partying.
Speaker 3: We lost our friend hiking.
Speaker 2: He's dead. Then making surmise what happened.
Speaker 3: But then then when the authorities come, that's when you say, okay,
Speaker 3: officer or you know whatever. New York Wildlife Park ranger, Yes,
Speaker 3: your face looks like smoking the bear.
Speaker 2: Can you guess what I'm on God, the mountains on fire.
Speaker 3: Remember when I no, it's not no no, you remember
Speaker 3: one of my Shuman stories.
Speaker 2: We're I wasn't eating them.
Speaker 3: But we all were on the way home and my
Speaker 3: friend's boss and thew boss, and we had all of
Speaker 3: the books from a classroom. The teacher said, hey, if
Speaker 3: you want to go donate these books somewhere you can,
Speaker 3: And so we had, like I believe it was about
Speaker 3: two hundred school books, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: So we were driving home from the beach like dummies,
Speaker 3: towards the shrimp fields over near Ostine, throwing books at
Speaker 3: at mailboxes and taking them off. All of a sudden,
Speaker 3: hit one. You'll remember this story. I'ven't told it to
Speaker 3: you in about twenty something years. Hit one and all
Speaker 3: like like you'd see in a movie. All the front
Speaker 3: lights in this in this it was an FBI car.
Speaker 3: Light up in this sun, bitch, Pat, It's like a
Speaker 3: little Cadillac from FBI car. It just goes okay. Whatever
Speaker 3: it was, g man, it was like this. I'll never forget.
Speaker 3: It was a red car which just lights in the
Speaker 3: grill and the windshield everything else. He was in his
Speaker 3: car cleaning up. Came at us a gunpoint. Two of
Speaker 3: the guys are tripping on shrooms because actually we were
Speaker 3: coming away from the shroom field.
Speaker 2: Drop all those books, and.
Speaker 4: Yep we threw it at the wrong mailbox.
Speaker 3: His strip search, not strip search, but threw everything out
Speaker 3: of the van. Put did not find the secret compartment
Speaker 3: that had that held said mushrooms, because he goes, I know.
Speaker 2: What you little surfers are doing out here. My other
Speaker 2: question would be, and again I don't have a perspective
Speaker 2: on this. I did dripping balls on mushrooms a good
Speaker 2: idea while you're up hiking in the addir on decks.
Speaker 3: For some people, Okay, if you're a dedicated fish fan,
Speaker 3: that's like a Saturday. Yeah, hell, that's.
Speaker 2: A Tuesday night. A couple of airline related stories. The
Speaker 2: country of Turkey has instituted a new travel rule that
Speaker 2: I think a lot of us may myself included. I
Speaker 2: think it's about damn time. This is the fining rule,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Where they find you. Turkey will now find
Speaker 2: passengers who stand up before the plane stops, or crowd
Speaker 2: the aisle before their roast turn to get off the flight.
Speaker 4: This is bwo in air telling.
Speaker 2: Turkish Director at General of Civil Aviation said this is
Speaker 2: because too many people are ignoring other space and just
Speaker 2: slowing down the exit process, which is this. We've all
Speaker 2: just shake our heads at this every time it happens.
Speaker 4: Drudge you crazy.
Speaker 2: Here's how it will work. Cabin crew members will warn
Speaker 2: passengers to wait. Those who don't listen will be fined
Speaker 2: about twenty six hundred Turkish whatever it is, it amounts
Speaker 2: to about a sixty seven dollars fine. The rule aims
Speaker 2: to make getting off planes smoother and fairer.
Speaker 3: And I just I've been on flights with Lynch, so
Speaker 3: I'm going to verify what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Go for it. I just you land and as you're
Speaker 2: rolling towards the uh you know the gate, you just
Speaker 2: you go, wait for it, wait for it. Boom. All
Speaker 2: of a sudden, everybody's standing up and crowding into that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where are they going? Where are you going?
Speaker 2: You're going nowhere? You're broken record. I've seen you and
Speaker 2: heard you do it.
Speaker 3: Many times on flights and it's pointless and it just
Speaker 3: crowds everybody up.
Speaker 2: And Slim's the whole damn thing.
Speaker 3: Good for Turkey I like it where you just sit
Speaker 3: there and you know, let everybody do there standing and
Speaker 3: waiting in the aisle, and then when it's coming up
Speaker 3: to your row and your row's there, I just walk
Speaker 3: right out in front of everybody behind me and grab
Speaker 3: my bag. And I know there's crazy people nowadays who
Speaker 3: wanted you to go, probably tripping on mushrooms.
Speaker 2: You want a flight, but no, I know.
Speaker 3: There's crazy, crazy people who are edgy for their flight.
Speaker 4: They gotta do it connecting.
Speaker 3: I get that, But dude, just relax, just to lud
Speaker 3: water to serve up some liad water.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, on a Delta flight scheduled to go from Minneapolis
Speaker 2: to Madison, Wisconson, Delta flight had to return not once,
Speaker 2: but twice to the gate because of stowaway pigeons. The
Speaker 2: first pigeon was spotted just walking around the cabin underneath
Speaker 2: passenger's feet, and a baggage handler was able to come
Speaker 2: onto the flight and corral that one after the first
Speaker 2: return to the gate. Then as they left the gate again,
Speaker 2: another pigeon took flight inside the cabin and a passenger
Speaker 2: tried to capture that one. Was trying to catch the
Speaker 2: thing flying through the cabin with his coat. A video
Speaker 2: footage of that one Facebook page.
Speaker 4: Jr Facebook page and scroll down right now.
Speaker 2: And then they had to return to the gate again.
Speaker 2: Eventually the plane took off.
Speaker 4: You're gonna see this new thing. You know.
Speaker 3: They have the oxygen mask up top, and they have
Speaker 3: the you know, the floaties that come to all that stuff,
Speaker 3: and then up on the wall. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: you know in your backyard, how you have the pool
Speaker 3: net nailed to the fence. Right, there's gonna be a
Speaker 3: little pigeon net right on the right. What's that?
Speaker 4: That's any birds said?
Speaker 2: Will they make? Will they make that part of the
Speaker 2: safety instructions to and any event a pigeon uh goes airbounding,
Speaker 2: we have the pigeon net.
Speaker 3: Do not use your sports coat. You need that for
Speaker 3: your meeting when you land. What you need to do
Speaker 3: is grab the pigeon net which is located and then
Speaker 3: the hot lady that you want to make love to,
Speaker 3: but she really doesn't care for you.
Speaker 2: Guys like this, it's right here. Do the do the
Speaker 2: people seated in the emergency alb the ones designated pigeon
Speaker 2: net operator just another quality, another task. Just wanted to
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