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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. All right, This hour on the

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<v Speaker 2>Lynching Taco Show is brought to you by Well Taco's

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<v Speaker 2>Big Adventure Sunday. Oh yeah, it's gonna be a It's

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<v Speaker 2>j R. Summer of Rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, We're gonna be out a bunch of Sundays for

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<v Speaker 3>the entire summer. It's gonna be able with surf side

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<v Speaker 3>tea at Johnny's Other Side this Sunday noon to two

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<v Speaker 3>and mighty interest you with some corn hole to win

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<v Speaker 3>Metallica tickets and Metallica a Metallica vinyl and uh turntable

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Not two turntables in a microphone, just one turntable.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be out.

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny's Other Side noon to two this Sunday. Come on

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<v Speaker 3>out for a Sunday Funday.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. That's in Orlando, one Michigan Street.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't know where it is, once you go,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna know where it is forever. Because Johnny's Phone

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<v Speaker 3>station Johnny's Other Side are just phenomenal. Remember We were

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<v Speaker 3>out there that one time and cars lined down the roads.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember that one night?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a little Harry. Oh it's crazy, Harry.

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking to a listener who won a prize

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of weeks ago, and she goes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>live right out. I said, wait, that's near Johnny's right.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, yes, I think I was parking your front

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<v Speaker 3>yard one time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's begin in uh North Elba, New York.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a story from the Adirondack Mountains and emergency

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<v Speaker 2>situation that presented itself, or so they thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Trio of hikers had gone out for a weekends, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>hike slash camping deal, and two of the hikers should

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<v Speaker 2>probably mention they were all tripping on mushrooms. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>should definitely mention that part they were tripping on mushrooms,

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<v Speaker 2>that they decided to do that while on their hiking excursion.

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<v Speaker 4>Not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Two of the hikers became convinced that the third hiker

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<v Speaker 2>had died and called nine to one one to report

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<v Speaker 2>that the third member of their party had died. But

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<v Speaker 2>it turned out they were just hallucinating that they had died.

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<v Speaker 2>They had just wandered off. I take it these two

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<v Speaker 2>had yet had got lost from the third individual, and

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<v Speaker 2>the third individual also had called to say hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>became separated from my party, and eventually the officials were

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<v Speaker 2>able to reunite the trio after the two, who were

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<v Speaker 2>hallucinating so hard they thought the third had died, were

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<v Speaker 2>taken to the hospital to be checked out.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you start the nine to one one

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<v Speaker 3>call with that? Just look, I got a level with you.

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<v Speaker 3>We are tripping so hard on shrooms right now that, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>we lost our friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a I have a hard time commenting on

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<v Speaker 2>or answering your question, Tako, because my experience with mushrooms

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<v Speaker 2>is restricted to pizza, steak, and salad. That's about the

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<v Speaker 2>extent of my mushroom h well, I experience.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing they probably just said, look, we've been partying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking to nine to one one. Look, we've been partying.

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<v Speaker 3>We lost our friend hiking.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dead. Then making surmise what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>But then then when the authorities come, that's when you say, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>officer or you know whatever. New York Wildlife Park ranger, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>your face looks like smoking the bear.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you guess what I'm on God, the mountains on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when I no, it's not no no, you remember

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<v Speaker 3>one of my Shuman stories.

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<v Speaker 2>We're I wasn't eating them.

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<v Speaker 3>But we all were on the way home and my

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<v Speaker 3>friend's boss and thew boss, and we had all of

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<v Speaker 3>the books from a classroom. The teacher said, hey, if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to go donate these books somewhere you can,

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<v Speaker 3>And so we had, like I believe it was about

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred school books, you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were driving home from the beach like dummies,

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<v Speaker 3>towards the shrimp fields over near Ostine, throwing books at

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<v Speaker 3>at mailboxes and taking them off. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>hit one. You'll remember this story. I'ven't told it to

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<v Speaker 3>you in about twenty something years. Hit one and all

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<v Speaker 3>like like you'd see in a movie. All the front

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<v Speaker 3>lights in this in this it was an FBI car.

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<v Speaker 3>Light up in this sun, bitch, Pat, It's like a

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<v Speaker 3>little Cadillac from FBI car. It just goes okay. Whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it was, g man, it was like this. I'll never forget.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a red car which just lights in the

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<v Speaker 3>grill and the windshield everything else. He was in his

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<v Speaker 3>car cleaning up. Came at us a gunpoint. Two of

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<v Speaker 3>the guys are tripping on shrooms because actually we were

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<v Speaker 3>coming away from the shroom field.

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<v Speaker 2>Drop all those books, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep we threw it at the wrong mailbox.

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<v Speaker 3>His strip search, not strip search, but threw everything out

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<v Speaker 3>of the van. Put did not find the secret compartment

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<v Speaker 3>that had that held said mushrooms, because he goes, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>What you little surfers are doing out here. My other

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<v Speaker 2>question would be, and again I don't have a perspective

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<v Speaker 2>on this. I did dripping balls on mushrooms a good

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<v Speaker 2>idea while you're up hiking in the addir on decks.

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<v Speaker 3>For some people, Okay, if you're a dedicated fish fan,

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<v Speaker 3>that's like a Saturday. Yeah, hell, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>A Tuesday night. A couple of airline related stories. The

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<v Speaker 2>country of Turkey has instituted a new travel rule that

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of us may myself included. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's about damn time. This is the fining rule,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? Where they find you. Turkey will now find

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<v Speaker 2>passengers who stand up before the plane stops, or crowd

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<v Speaker 2>the aisle before their roast turn to get off the flight.

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<v Speaker 4>This is bwo in air telling.

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<v Speaker 2>Turkish Director at General of Civil Aviation said this is

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<v Speaker 2>because too many people are ignoring other space and just

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<v Speaker 2>slowing down the exit process, which is this. We've all

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<v Speaker 2>just shake our heads at this every time it happens.

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<v Speaker 4>Drudge you crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's how it will work. Cabin crew members will warn

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<v Speaker 2>passengers to wait. Those who don't listen will be fined

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<v Speaker 2>about twenty six hundred Turkish whatever it is, it amounts

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<v Speaker 2>to about a sixty seven dollars fine. The rule aims

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<v Speaker 2>to make getting off planes smoother and fairer.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just I've been on flights with Lynch, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to verify what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it. I just you land and as you're

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<v Speaker 2>rolling towards the uh you know the gate, you just

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<v Speaker 2>you go, wait for it, wait for it. Boom. All

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, everybody's standing up and crowding into that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, where are they going? Where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>You're going nowhere? You're broken record. I've seen you and

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<v Speaker 2>heard you do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Many times on flights and it's pointless and it just

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<v Speaker 3>crowds everybody up.

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<v Speaker 2>And Slim's the whole damn thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for Turkey I like it where you just sit

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<v Speaker 3>there and you know, let everybody do there standing and

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<v Speaker 3>waiting in the aisle, and then when it's coming up

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<v Speaker 3>to your row and your row's there, I just walk

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<v Speaker 3>right out in front of everybody behind me and grab

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<v Speaker 3>my bag. And I know there's crazy people nowadays who

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<v Speaker 3>wanted you to go, probably tripping on mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>You want a flight, but no, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>There's crazy, crazy people who are edgy for their flight.

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<v Speaker 4>They gotta do it connecting.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that, But dude, just relax, just to lud

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<v Speaker 3>water to serve up some liad water.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, on a Delta flight scheduled to go from Minneapolis

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<v Speaker 2>to Madison, Wisconson, Delta flight had to return not once,

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<v Speaker 2>but twice to the gate because of stowaway pigeons. The

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<v Speaker 2>first pigeon was spotted just walking around the cabin underneath

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<v Speaker 2>passenger's feet, and a baggage handler was able to come

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<v Speaker 2>onto the flight and corral that one after the first

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<v Speaker 2>return to the gate. Then as they left the gate again,

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<v Speaker 2>another pigeon took flight inside the cabin and a passenger

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<v Speaker 2>tried to capture that one. Was trying to catch the

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<v Speaker 2>thing flying through the cabin with his coat. A video

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<v Speaker 2>footage of that one Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 4>Jr Facebook page and scroll down right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they had to return to the gate again.

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<v Speaker 2>Eventually the plane took off.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna see this new thing. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>They have the oxygen mask up top, and they have

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<v Speaker 3>the you know, the floaties that come to all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and then up on the wall. It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>you know in your backyard, how you have the pool

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<v Speaker 3>net nailed to the fence. Right, there's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 3>little pigeon net right on the right. What's that?

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<v Speaker 4>That's any birds said?

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<v Speaker 2>Will they make? Will they make that part of the

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<v Speaker 2>safety instructions to and any event a pigeon uh goes airbounding,

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<v Speaker 2>we have the pigeon net.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not use your sports coat. You need that for

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<v Speaker 3>your meeting when you land. What you need to do

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<v Speaker 3>is grab the pigeon net which is located and then

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<v Speaker 3>the hot lady that you want to make love to,

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<v Speaker 3>but she really doesn't care for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys like this, it's right here. Do the do the

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<v Speaker 2>people seated in the emergency alb the ones designated pigeon

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<v Speaker 2>net operator just another quality, another task. Just wanted to

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