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<v Speaker 1>Taco, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w j R.

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<v Speaker 1>Are right, I wonder we want to start this morning

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you start on following Buddy, let's uh, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>over to Naples in southwest Florida. We've got several teenagers

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<v Speaker 1>who have been charged with attacking a twenty four year

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<v Speaker 1>old woman who was serving as the Easter Bunny at

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<v Speaker 1>at the mall at the at the Coastland Center mall

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<v Speaker 1>over there in Naples. This happened on a Sunday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>They're following her back to where her staging area is,

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<v Speaker 2>tugging on her, pushing on her, pulling on, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>pull the costume apart. Simply put, it's an unprovoked attack,

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<v Speaker 2>just like what it sounds, you know, on someone trying

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<v Speaker 2>to spread joy in the lives of youth. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>as we enter the holiday season of Eastern how these

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<v Speaker 2>three individuals came to the conclusion to act this way

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of mind boggling.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no point, guys. Don't do that to the Blinnie

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<v Speaker 1>did nothing to know him. Go run around the park

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<v Speaker 1>or something, or play some sports man on the street.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about the Easter Bunny being attacked

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<v Speaker 1>by these meddling teams.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go play some sports. Yeah, it's true outside and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I mean the Eastern Way if you're okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not judging for anybody. Because my brother in law

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<v Speaker 3>was friends with a guy who's a professional clown, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>goes and makes balloon tricks for kids and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>And but he loves it. Is he all in on that?

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like full on and he was driving Uber.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't officially meet the guy that saw him drop

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<v Speaker 3>off my brother in law in his clown outfit, but

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<v Speaker 3>he he was. Did you catch that he dropped off

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<v Speaker 3>my brother in law at our house in a clown outfit?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he was when Uber first came out.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy was a cab driver that went to Uber

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<v Speaker 3>and was a clown at the same time. This is

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<v Speaker 3>just the world I love and welcome to it. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>the doors. Let's let you into the house of craziness. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>dude is a clown. So I mean, that's gotta be

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<v Speaker 3>you're just trying to help out kids. It's got to

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<v Speaker 3>be a little bit, you know, kind of demeaning not

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<v Speaker 3>to be a clown.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you clowns.

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<v Speaker 3>When I see you making them balloon dogs and a

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<v Speaker 3>Chick fil Air or whatever. But to be an easter bunny,

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<v Speaker 3>to be a Malsante, you're the king of the crop

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<v Speaker 3>with all these little you know games, But it's got

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<v Speaker 3>to be a little tough to tell your friends out

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<v Speaker 3>at a party. I'm still the easter bunny and you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting your ass kicked by a bunch of kids. That's

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<v Speaker 3>some bolt. What do you just cursed?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you think that mal gig

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<v Speaker 1>pays these days? I'm just curious.

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<v Speaker 3>If minimum wages I don't even know. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>thirteen bucks in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>I think yeah, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>And then if you go to a fast food joint,

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<v Speaker 3>you can they say you can make eighteen. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>thinking mal Senna's probably a crisp fifteen an hour, but

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<v Speaker 3>they're probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge, huge cut if they sell the photo package. Oh god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you got to get some of that action

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<v Speaker 1>or it's not worth doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm running like a Molsanta gig, like I'm the guy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the Italian mobs to who's running all the Santas

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<v Speaker 3>in town, right, I'm gonna definitely dom he You.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, I didn't know the Santas was mob controlled.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it's not, but it would be in my world.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you sell the Deluxe Deluxe package, you know

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<v Speaker 3>you got the one little s head over here who

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<v Speaker 3>started crying because you may have had a bono. How

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<v Speaker 3>many years did you fall for that when you took

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<v Speaker 3>the kids too? Don't even know if we did a year,

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<v Speaker 3>because one of our kids we did one year, one year,

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<v Speaker 3>and the second kid by then, you know, after you

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<v Speaker 3>have your first kid and you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna you know, baby, this, baby that, and then

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<v Speaker 3>when you get to the second kid, you're like, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>you're up. You're on your own second kid. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know if I met the mall Santa I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd have to look back at pictures. I'll get back

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<v Speaker 3>to you. But if i'm the mobs to running the

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<v Speaker 3>Mall Santas, you sell me the super Deluxe package, you

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<v Speaker 3>have a nice place to live. You're gonna get a

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas present, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Police in Kentucky recently responded to multiple calls coming in

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<v Speaker 1>about a naked man walking on the highway Wow. When

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<v Speaker 1>they found him he Well, the cop asked what he

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<v Speaker 1>was up to, and the guy, without hesitating, says to

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<v Speaker 1>the cop, I'm on my way to get some pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Just stroll into that box on the side of the road,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the good roll box or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>We find a body.

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<v Speaker 3>And once a year, oh god, three times a year. Bro,

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<v Speaker 3>he did appear to be under the influence of something.

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<v Speaker 3>He became disorderly and repeatedly started kicking the door of

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<v Speaker 3>the patrol car.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when the id'ed him as James King. He was

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<v Speaker 1>charged with indecent exposure, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>then there's the bonus of the six outstanding warrants for

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<v Speaker 1>uh it seems like he's got a kN act for

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<v Speaker 1>the public intoxication thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he said, quote what I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 3>some pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't blame you asked me. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, I can't blame the self explanatory.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, do you not see my wenus was a cop?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is there not a follow up question from the

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<v Speaker 1>officer going, well, what happened to the pants you had?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are they not on you? Yeah, there's gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>more to this story.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you coming from somebody's house where you were making

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<v Speaker 3>sweet love.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we will never know. Maybe to a clown.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we have something that I'm gonna google because I

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<v Speaker 3>think you're getting ready to hit a Florida band thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But the FODA man up. But listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, I thought that a mall Santa made like

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<v Speaker 3>six to eight grand a month. I know they make

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<v Speaker 3>decent money, so I'm gonna do mal Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>They get a part of that photo action they probably do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like if you're selling time share. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>if you the bigger package you sell. The dude's sweating

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<v Speaker 3>his balls off in that suit. Ought to be making

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<v Speaker 3>the main.

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<v Speaker 5>Cash, not not the But you know, if it's run

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<v Speaker 5>by the Taco Bob Italian mafia over here, who has

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<v Speaker 5>no part of Italian to him except his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>How much?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you go ahead. I know I could just

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<v Speaker 3>wait if you no. No, I'm just I'm googling while

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<v Speaker 3>you hit. I'll have it, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Fload a man, fload of man's fload. Man got to

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<v Speaker 4>be a flying man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 3>A Florida man is holding on mall Santas can earn

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<v Speaker 3>anywhere from ten to sixty thousand dollars during the holiday season,

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<v Speaker 3>with some earning up to twenty k.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat Why are we even messing with this anymore? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's just I'll be your ELF's it's pat. You

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<v Speaker 1>walk in your mall? Oh oh, it's Santa Phaps.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what are they gonna do when malls totally go away?

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<v Speaker 3>Because they're pretty much extinct? What's the mall Santa gonna be?

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<v Speaker 3>These are deep thoughts we have on this very intriguing show.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you know what, I just I feel like we've

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<v Speaker 1>lost all momentum. So I'm gonna I'm just gonna reboot here.

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<v Speaker 4>Fload of man, fload of man's fload. Man got to

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<v Speaker 4>be a flying man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to bring a proposal to the floor for

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<v Speaker 1>a vote.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm ready. We may have to change Florida Man

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<v Speaker 3>to Clearwater Man. No, he can't. Okay, I know everybody votes.

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<v Speaker 3>There's been a lot of stories out of Saint Pete Clearwater,

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<v Speaker 3>but we.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to the Applebee's in Clearwater. Say hello to forty

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<v Speaker 1>nine year old Daniel Cirillo Daniel Surubo. He's part of

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<v Speaker 1>the Maul mafia. Not really drunk, wearing a pink wig,

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<v Speaker 1>pink thong and fake breasts. Arrested for causing the disturbance

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<v Speaker 1>at Applebee's eating good.

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<v Speaker 3>In the neighborhood. He's strolled away, Daniel, he was a

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<v Speaker 3>bachelor party stray.

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<v Speaker 1>Pink wig, pink thong, fake breasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about it in that area of Tampa where all

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<v Speaker 3>the strip clubs are. This is Clearwater, I know, but

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<v Speaker 3>in the area of Tampa would be what clearwater, Saint Pete.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all kind of like in that epicenter. There's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of strip clubs in the Tampa area. Pat he

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<v Speaker 3>may have just taken an uber to the wrong place

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<v Speaker 3>and really wanted an Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 1>What's still doesn't explain us is a tire party. You

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<v Speaker 1>get the one weird friend. It's been Buddy Daniel from

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<v Speaker 1>New York. Why is he dressed like that? What's with

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<v Speaker 1>the titties?

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