Speaker 1: Taco, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w j R.
Speaker 1: Are right, I wonder we want to start this morning
Speaker 1: wherever you start on following Buddy, let's uh, let's go
Speaker 1: over to Naples in southwest Florida. We've got several teenagers
Speaker 1: who have been charged with attacking a twenty four year
Speaker 1: old woman who was serving as the Easter Bunny at
Speaker 1: at the mall at the at the Coastland Center mall
Speaker 1: over there in Naples. This happened on a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2: They're following her back to where her staging area is,
Speaker 2: tugging on her, pushing on her, pulling on, trying to
Speaker 2: pull the costume apart. Simply put, it's an unprovoked attack,
Speaker 2: just like what it sounds, you know, on someone trying
Speaker 2: to spread joy in the lives of youth. You know,
Speaker 2: as we enter the holiday season of Eastern how these
Speaker 2: three individuals came to the conclusion to act this way
Speaker 2: is kind of mind boggling.
Speaker 1: There's no point, guys. Don't do that to the Blinnie
Speaker 1: did nothing to know him. Go run around the park
Speaker 1: or something, or play some sports man on the street.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the Easter Bunny being attacked
Speaker 1: by these meddling teams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go play some sports. Yeah, it's true outside and
Speaker 3: you know, I mean the Eastern Way if you're okay.
Speaker 3: I'm not judging for anybody. Because my brother in law
Speaker 3: was friends with a guy who's a professional clown, you know,
Speaker 3: goes and makes balloon tricks for kids and all that.
Speaker 1: And but he loves it. Is he all in on that?
Speaker 1: So he's like full on and he was driving Uber.
Speaker 3: I didn't officially meet the guy that saw him drop
Speaker 3: off my brother in law in his clown outfit, but
Speaker 3: he he was. Did you catch that he dropped off
Speaker 3: my brother in law at our house in a clown outfit?
Speaker 1: Anyway, he was when Uber first came out.
Speaker 3: This guy was a cab driver that went to Uber
Speaker 3: and was a clown at the same time. This is
Speaker 3: just the world I love and welcome to it. Here's
Speaker 3: the doors. Let's let you into the house of craziness. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: dude is a clown. So I mean, that's gotta be
Speaker 3: you're just trying to help out kids. It's got to
Speaker 3: be a little bit, you know, kind of demeaning not
Speaker 3: to be a clown.
Speaker 1: I love you clowns.
Speaker 3: When I see you making them balloon dogs and a
Speaker 3: Chick fil Air or whatever. But to be an easter bunny,
Speaker 3: to be a Malsante, you're the king of the crop
Speaker 3: with all these little you know games, But it's got
Speaker 3: to be a little tough to tell your friends out
Speaker 3: at a party. I'm still the easter bunny and you're
Speaker 3: getting your ass kicked by a bunch of kids. That's
Speaker 3: some bolt. What do you just cursed?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you think that mal gig
Speaker 1: pays these days? I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: If minimum wages I don't even know. I think it's
Speaker 3: thirteen bucks in Florida.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, and then.
Speaker 3: And then if you go to a fast food joint,
Speaker 3: you can they say you can make eighteen. So I'm
Speaker 3: thinking mal Senna's probably a crisp fifteen an hour, but
Speaker 3: they're probably.
Speaker 1: Huge, huge cut if they sell the photo package. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you got to get some of that action
Speaker 1: or it's not worth doing.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: If I'm running like a Molsanta gig, like I'm the guy,
Speaker 3: I'm the Italian mobs to who's running all the Santas
Speaker 3: in town, right, I'm gonna definitely dom he You.
Speaker 1: Said, I didn't know the Santas was mob controlled.
Speaker 3: Well it's not, but it would be in my world.
Speaker 3: So if you sell the Deluxe Deluxe package, you know
Speaker 3: you got the one little s head over here who
Speaker 3: started crying because you may have had a bono. How
Speaker 3: many years did you fall for that when you took
Speaker 3: the kids too? Don't even know if we did a year,
Speaker 3: because one of our kids we did one year, one year,
Speaker 3: and the second kid by then, you know, after you
Speaker 3: have your first kid and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we're gonna you know, baby, this, baby that, and then
Speaker 3: when you get to the second kid, you're like, all right,
Speaker 3: you're up. You're on your own second kid. I don't
Speaker 3: even know if I met the mall Santa I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I'd have to look back at pictures. I'll get back
Speaker 3: to you. But if i'm the mobs to running the
Speaker 3: Mall Santas, you sell me the super Deluxe package, you
Speaker 3: have a nice place to live. You're gonna get a
Speaker 3: Christmas present, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Police in Kentucky recently responded to multiple calls coming in
Speaker 1: about a naked man walking on the highway Wow. When
Speaker 1: they found him he Well, the cop asked what he
Speaker 1: was up to, and the guy, without hesitating, says to
Speaker 1: the cop, I'm on my way to get some pants.
Speaker 3: Just stroll into that box on the side of the road,
Speaker 3: you know, the good roll box or whatever.
Speaker 1: We find a body.
Speaker 3: And once a year, oh god, three times a year. Bro,
Speaker 3: he did appear to be under the influence of something.
Speaker 3: He became disorderly and repeatedly started kicking the door of
Speaker 3: the patrol car.
Speaker 1: That's when the id'ed him as James King. He was
Speaker 1: charged with indecent exposure, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct. Oh,
Speaker 1: then there's the bonus of the six outstanding warrants for
Speaker 1: uh it seems like he's got a kN act for
Speaker 1: the public intoxication thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he said, quote what I'm going to get
Speaker 3: some pants.
Speaker 1: Can't blame you asked me. That's it.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, I can't blame the self explanatory.
Speaker 1: Sure, do you not see my wenus was a cop?
Speaker 1: Why is there not a follow up question from the
Speaker 1: officer going, well, what happened to the pants you had?
Speaker 1: Why are they not on you? Yeah, there's gotta be
Speaker 1: more to this story.
Speaker 3: Are you coming from somebody's house where you were making
Speaker 3: sweet love.
Speaker 1: I guess we will never know. Maybe to a clown.
Speaker 3: Hey, we have something that I'm gonna google because I
Speaker 3: think you're getting ready to hit a Florida band thing.
Speaker 1: But the FODA man up. But listen to this.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, I thought that a mall Santa made like
Speaker 3: six to eight grand a month. I know they make
Speaker 3: decent money, so I'm gonna do mal Santa.
Speaker 1: They get a part of that photo action they probably do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like if you're selling time share. I mean,
Speaker 3: if you the bigger package you sell. The dude's sweating
Speaker 3: his balls off in that suit. Ought to be making
Speaker 3: the main.
Speaker 5: Cash, not not the But you know, if it's run
Speaker 5: by the Taco Bob Italian mafia over here, who has
Speaker 5: no part of Italian to him except his wife.
Speaker 1: How much?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you go ahead. I know I could just
Speaker 3: wait if you no. No, I'm just I'm googling while
Speaker 3: you hit. I'll have it, okay.
Speaker 4: Fload a man, fload of man's fload. Man got to
Speaker 4: be a flying man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 3: A Florida man is holding on mall Santas can earn
Speaker 3: anywhere from ten to sixty thousand dollars during the holiday season,
Speaker 3: with some earning up to twenty k.
Speaker 1: Pat Why are we even messing with this anymore? Hey,
Speaker 1: let's let's just I'll be your ELF's it's pat. You
Speaker 1: walk in your mall? Oh oh, it's Santa Phaps.
Speaker 3: Wait what are they gonna do when malls totally go away?
Speaker 3: Because they're pretty much extinct? What's the mall Santa gonna be?
Speaker 3: These are deep thoughts we have on this very intriguing show.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know what, I just I feel like we've
Speaker 1: lost all momentum. So I'm gonna I'm just gonna reboot here.
Speaker 4: Fload of man, fload of man's fload. Man got to
Speaker 4: be a flying man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 1: I'd like to bring a proposal to the floor for
Speaker 1: a vote.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm ready. We may have to change Florida Man
Speaker 3: to Clearwater Man. No, he can't. Okay, I know everybody votes.
Speaker 3: There's been a lot of stories out of Saint Pete Clearwater,
Speaker 3: but we.
Speaker 1: Go to the Applebee's in Clearwater. Say hello to forty
Speaker 1: nine year old Daniel Cirillo Daniel Surubo. He's part of
Speaker 1: the Maul mafia. Not really drunk, wearing a pink wig,
Speaker 1: pink thong and fake breasts. Arrested for causing the disturbance
Speaker 1: at Applebee's eating good.
Speaker 3: In the neighborhood. He's strolled away, Daniel, he was a
Speaker 3: bachelor party stray.
Speaker 1: Pink wig, pink thong, fake breasts.
Speaker 3: Think about it in that area of Tampa where all
Speaker 3: the strip clubs are. This is Clearwater, I know, but
Speaker 3: in the area of Tampa would be what clearwater, Saint Pete.
Speaker 3: It's all kind of like in that epicenter. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of strip clubs in the Tampa area. Pat he
Speaker 3: may have just taken an uber to the wrong place
Speaker 3: and really wanted an Applebee's.
Speaker 1: What's still doesn't explain us is a tire party. You
Speaker 1: get the one weird friend. It's been Buddy Daniel from
Speaker 1: New York. Why is he dressed like that? What's with
Speaker 1: the titties?
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