Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Friday, but we shall return on Monday
Speaker 1: to do all this again. So do not fret even
Speaker 1: one teeny tiny little bit. Here's what we're gonna do
Speaker 1: this hour. There's gonna be some screwing off, not a bunch,
Speaker 1: touch on some history things, ancient warfare, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: martial arts. We're gonna discuss Democrats taking power again. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'll all address that right now. All that and so
Speaker 1: much more is to come in the final hour of
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's dig into the Democrats first, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: After Democrats take power again, how are we going to
Speaker 1: be able to elect a stronger system disruptor when those
Speaker 1: of us who have not been killed by the communists
Speaker 1: are sitting inside of the gulag? All right, I understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying, But the next system disruptor. Remember Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is really our first. He gets credit for that,
Speaker 1: but the first is usually the worst. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: not an insult to him. The first system disruptor, he
Speaker 1: usually rises because the people are displeased with the established
Speaker 1: order of things, and so he steps up and he says,
Speaker 1: I will lead you. But he's taking on a powerful system.
Speaker 1: Look at what Donald Trump has had to take on
Speaker 1: in the last ten years, the FBI itself, the CIA,
Speaker 1: remember the Central Intelligence Agency was part of the operation
Speaker 1: to take down Donald Trump. That's astounding. He's had to
Speaker 1: take on the system itself in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: The system has won, not all ways, but in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways they won. That completely destroyed his first administration,
Speaker 1: impeached him twice. Russian collusion was all the system fighting back.
Speaker 1: The next system disruptor is smarter and meaner than the
Speaker 1: first one is. And he's smarter in meaner not because
Speaker 1: he's a better man or a worse man. He's smarter
Speaker 1: and meaner because he looks at all the things the
Speaker 1: system did to the last system disruptor, and he takes
Speaker 1: steps to ensure they won't happen. Those same things won't
Speaker 1: happen to him. In Rome, I've told you this story before.
Speaker 1: Many know this, but when the Roman Republic was crumbling,
Speaker 1: it eventually was taken over by Julius Caesar and then
Speaker 1: became the Roman Empire, where it wasn't run by the Senate,
Speaker 1: it was run by by an emperor a dictator really.
Speaker 1: But when that upheaval was happening, the Roman system, the
Speaker 1: political system was evil and corrupt, and they had massively
Speaker 1: imported foreigners that were smashing Roman citizens. Now this sounds familiar, right,
Speaker 1: evil corrupt for evil corrupt senators were importing foreigners in
Speaker 1: mass and Roman citizens were getting angry, so they started
Speaker 1: stepping up and screaming about it and getting angry about
Speaker 1: it and demanding help. Well, the Grocky brothers stepped up,
Speaker 1: two brothers stepped up. Both of them ended up getting killed.
Speaker 1: There were others who came after them before Caesar. But
Speaker 1: eventually you had these system disruptors stepping up to lead
Speaker 1: the people, and they would do things like surround themselves
Speaker 1: with gladiators as bodyguards. Why well, I sat and watched
Speaker 1: the last guy get beaten to death by by assassins
Speaker 1: sent by the Senate. I watched him get beaten to
Speaker 1: death in the middle of the street. That won't happen
Speaker 1: to me. I will have glad bodyguards. Then the next
Speaker 1: one steps up and he has gladiators go beat someone else.
Speaker 1: You see, they get smarter and meaner as we go along.
Speaker 1: The reason future system disruptors in America will be smarter
Speaker 1: and meaner than Donald Trump is. They're going to look
Speaker 1: at Donald Trump's ten years it'll end up being what
Speaker 1: about fifteen where he was really in politics. By the
Speaker 1: time it's all done, they're gonna look at all that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: counting the like, Yeah, probably thirteen fourteen years. They're going
Speaker 1: to look at it. They're gonna look at what Democrats did.
Speaker 1: They're gonna look at what this DA did. They're gonna
Speaker 1: look at what the CIA did and what the FBI did,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna take steps to ensure that can't happen
Speaker 1: to them. In a really weird way, we almost need
Speaker 1: to be witnesses and victims of communist evils to make
Speaker 1: ourselves smarter and sharper and better. Chris said, that sucks.
Speaker 1: It does suck, But you know, you know when you
Speaker 1: show up at jiu jitsu class or boxing class when
Speaker 1: you're a young man, when do you show up when
Speaker 1: everything's hunky dory. Usually you show up after you got
Speaker 1: your butt kicked in school. You show up after a month,
Speaker 1: two months of the bully taking your lunch money, so
Speaker 1: you go home hungry. Every single day you show up
Speaker 1: and you learn how to fight after bad things have
Speaker 1: happened to you, then you start taking the proactive steps
Speaker 1: to ensure the next bully who steps in front of
Speaker 1: you and tries such a thing will not have a
Speaker 1: very good time of it. The exact same thing works
Speaker 1: in politics. The more vicious and demonic the communists git,
Speaker 1: and they are getting more and more vicious in demonic
Speaker 1: every day. The more vicious and demonic the communists git,
Speaker 1: that will result in a GOP an anti communist party,
Speaker 1: I guess I should say, because that's really what we need,
Speaker 1: getting smarter and meaner in order to deal with the animals.
Speaker 1: Well it is, Look what kind of stuff are they
Speaker 1: going to do? Here's Eric Swawell laugh at that weapons grade?
Speaker 1: Goober all you want? He's very well. Maybe the next
Speaker 1: governor of California.
Speaker 2: If he work for ic, will be unhirable in the state.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna work for fascists, forget about working in
Speaker 2: the state. So we are not weak, we have to
Speaker 2: go on offense. Otherwise, the most vulnerable in our communities
Speaker 2: are on defense, and I urge every governor to start
Speaker 2: protecting their people in their state.
Speaker 1: That way, you know they're going to try to throw
Speaker 1: ice agents in prison. Right, we're so sure of this
Speaker 1: that there's probably a really good chance Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: going to have to issue blanket pardons to everybody involved
Speaker 1: in the deportation of foreigner's preemptive pardons the way Joe
Speaker 1: Biden did. Donald Trump is probably going to have to
Speaker 1: do that on his way out the door. Think about that,
Speaker 1: just that one issue. Think about that the Democrat Party
Speaker 1: has become so evil you have to preemptively pardon the
Speaker 1: guys who are deporting rapists because Democrats otherwise will try
Speaker 1: to throw them in prison. That's why future system disruptors
Speaker 1: will be smarter and meaner. You know what, Along these lines,
Speaker 1: Master Kelly, what martial arts do you practice and recommend?
Speaker 1: All Right, So there are going to be more, But
Speaker 1: in general, if you stick with any one of these,
Speaker 1: or a combination of the two, you're going to be
Speaker 1: just fine. Right. Wrestling is probably the best martial art
Speaker 1: on the planet. Yep, that one you can take in
Speaker 1: high school and learn how to do. Yep, Wrestling, jiu
Speaker 1: jitsu really, any kind any kind of grappling. Wrestling and
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu follow into that, any kind of ground fighting
Speaker 1: martial art, real, actual ground fighting martial art is going
Speaker 1: to be one of the superior martial arts. Wrestling, jiu jitsu,
Speaker 1: judo would probably qualify, and then boxing and kickboxing if
Speaker 1: you learn any combination of those, or even if you
Speaker 1: really ended up getting good, really good at one of those. Look,
Speaker 1: there's always a bad or dude out there, always, always, always,
Speaker 1: so just remember the best way of fighting is just
Speaker 1: to be polite and keep yourself out of trouble because
Speaker 1: there's always a bad or dude out there. But if
Speaker 1: you were to really get I'm not talking about expert,
Speaker 1: but if you were to really get a solid foundation
Speaker 1: on any one of those, you'd be just fine. And
Speaker 1: when I say kickboxing, really any kind will work. But
Speaker 1: Moi Thai. If you ever dug into moy Thai kickboxing
Speaker 1: and you learned how to use your feet and hands
Speaker 1: and knees and elbows like that, you can just destroy
Speaker 1: people with Mui Thai kickboxing. Destroy people. One of my
Speaker 1: instructors at the School of Infantry in the Marine Corps,
Speaker 1: he had been practicing Brazilian jiu jitsu for over a
Speaker 1: decade and moy Thai kickboxing for over a decade. That guy,
Speaker 1: this big, huge, scary black dude with his baritone voice.
Speaker 1: We were scared to death of him. He used to
Speaker 1: rip cigarettes when we were on pack runs. He'd be
Speaker 1: smoking during the run. Didn't even care. Like just one
Speaker 1: of those guys. That dude was frightening. He could have
Speaker 1: beaten the living crap probably out of every single one
Speaker 1: of us without breaking a sweat. Those are the ones
Speaker 1: that matter. I am sorry to tell you that in general,
Speaker 1: the spin kick stuff and that stuff you see in
Speaker 1: the movies that doesn't work at all.
Speaker 3: It is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you. You can
Speaker 3: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Also a reminder of that when I said this Minnesota
Speaker 1: is all the rage right now because it appears to
Speaker 1: be ground zero. But I'm here to tell you that
Speaker 1: is only our first little crack in the window. So
Speaker 1: we can just peek inside, and we're mortified by what
Speaker 1: we see. Oh my god, there's cancer in here. Look
Speaker 1: at the fraud. But it's just a crack right now.
Speaker 1: As the Trump administration, to their credit, they're doing this
Speaker 1: as the Trump administration continues on, and that crack gets
Speaker 1: bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. It has a
Speaker 1: chance unless you were mentally ready for it to dishearten you.
Speaker 1: When they start digging into California, it's going to make
Speaker 1: Minnesota look like a convent. And here was JD.
Speaker 4: Van.
Speaker 5: I think we have a fraud problem that is much
Speaker 5: worse in California than it is in Minnesota. I was
Speaker 5: talking actually to our small business administrator. I think she's
Speaker 5: found probably half a billion dollars a fraud of Minneapolis
Speaker 5: and the broader Minnesota area. I think she's found seven
Speaker 5: billion dollars with a fraud in California. So this is
Speaker 5: unfortunately a problem that is much bigger than Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I just felt like playing that again, Chris. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't want me to play that again.
Speaker 1: I was just pointing out that the old oracle that
Speaker 1: is right again. Hey Bronco, this is the same kid
Speaker 1: who keeps asking you history questions. I love this good
Speaker 1: good Land is his name, he keeps the emailing in.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask if I could be admitted to
Speaker 1: your club. No, uh well, let me explain landon standards
Speaker 1: matter in life. All right, standards matter our secret club.
Speaker 1: We do not allow women, We do not allow anybody
Speaker 1: under six feet tall. You're a kid, I will offer
Speaker 1: you this. We can get you in for some medical
Speaker 1: testing to see if you are if they think you're
Speaker 1: going to be above six feet. If the doctor says
Speaker 1: you will, there is a chance, after we put you
Speaker 1: through you know, push ups, running things like this, there's
Speaker 1: a chance we will allow you to in turn occasionally
Speaker 1: at the club. That's going to involve you going out
Speaker 1: for red lobster runs, making coffee Totino's pizzas whenever we're hungry.
Speaker 1: It's going to be thankless work, and you always have
Speaker 1: to understand something at the back end of this. Yes,
Speaker 1: this may help you get into our secret club one day.
Speaker 1: But if you don't end up growing to six feet,
Speaker 1: if your growth spurt stops or something like that, then
Speaker 1: you've got to go. The internship ends and you can't
Speaker 1: be part of the club. What, Chris, What? I don't
Speaker 1: even know what the club is going to do. Maybe
Speaker 1: I do, Chris. Maybe I've already figured it out and
Speaker 1: I haven't told you since you're not welcome in. Have
Speaker 1: you even considered that part of it yet? Maybe I
Speaker 1: have all the secret plans of the secret stuff we're
Speaker 1: going to be doing Remember, we already decided that we're
Speaker 1: going to seize a Venezuelan oil tanker of our own.
Speaker 1: Then that will give us endless fuel, and that will
Speaker 1: be our mobile headquarters. You won't even know where we
Speaker 1: are at any given moment, Chris. We'll still be broadcasting
Speaker 1: secret signals from time to time that only members will understand.
Speaker 1: Only members. So look like I said, a possible internship
Speaker 1: after a medical exam where we have a doctor's note
Speaker 1: saying you are projected to exceed six feet in height.
Speaker 1: If not, sorry, that's what you get for being Italian, hey, Jesse.
Speaker 1: A lot of countries are struggling to maintain their population,
Speaker 1: especially China. Since China wants to rule the world, why
Speaker 1: don't they import a bunch of Muslims and other Third
Speaker 1: world dumps. Well, China is well aware of their impending
Speaker 1: population collapse. They are well aware of it. They are
Speaker 1: desperate to try to get the things they want done
Speaker 1: done before the population collapses. And population collapse is just
Speaker 1: one of those things you can read about it. There
Speaker 1: are all kinds of societies that have gone through it historically,
Speaker 1: where the birth rate and there as there's always a
Speaker 1: manion explanations for it. The birth rate just drops off.
Speaker 1: People stop getting married, they stop having kids, and then
Speaker 1: society over time starts to die and countries deal with
Speaker 1: it in different ways. You'll have countries like Poland. Poland
Speaker 1: will flat out give you they're practically paying you to
Speaker 1: have kids, huge tax breaks. Please get married, have kids.
Speaker 1: They're begging people to have kids, desperate to keep the
Speaker 1: birth rate up. Asian countries, a lot of Asian countries
Speaker 1: are going through this right now. A lot of countries
Speaker 1: around the world are going through this right now. And again,
Speaker 1: there are a million explanations. One of the very simplest
Speaker 1: ones that is undoubtedly part of it is young men
Speaker 1: and young women. They are supposed to be in physical
Speaker 1: proximity to each other in order to find out if
Speaker 1: they're attracted to each other, and then that leads to marriage. Hey,
Speaker 1: she's a dime. I think I would like to be
Speaker 1: with her the rest of my life and probably have
Speaker 1: some kids with her. That sounds like a good time.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't happen when she's on Instagram and you're
Speaker 1: sitting there facetiming each other. So there's a bit to that.
Speaker 1: I'll just leave that with a little encouragement. Please go
Speaker 1: physically be with the opposite sex, especially if you're young.
Speaker 1: I promise it's healthy. You can go to the movies,
Speaker 1: take her to Red Lobster. Go physically be with the
Speaker 1: opposite sex. We'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful Friday. The weekend is here, The
Speaker 1: freezing weekend is here. Do remember you don't have to
Speaker 1: go overboard. If you're about to freeze you don't. Make
Speaker 1: sure you have water, make sure you cover up the
Speaker 1: pipes if you can, make sure you have blank and
Speaker 1: gets some winter clothes, some batteries for the flashlights, maybe
Speaker 1: even a candle or two board games. Don't hurt. You
Speaker 1: may even have to talk to each other, stake care
Speaker 1: of each other, and make sure the old people in
Speaker 1: your life are taken care of. That's one of those
Speaker 1: things that it really hit me during Harvey, because I'd
Speaker 1: been through plenty of natural disasters and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: but when Hurricane Harvey hit Houston, many people were obviously
Speaker 1: suffering and were wiped out financially and their homes and
Speaker 1: things like that, but it was super, super dangerous for
Speaker 1: the old people who don't They weren't physically able to
Speaker 1: help themselves as much, and they're having to be carried
Speaker 1: out of places. So do check in with the older
Speaker 1: folks in your area. Hey, Bronco, I'm starting to get
Speaker 1: the impression you might be a little bit intrigued by
Speaker 1: historical battles and wars. Whatever gave me that idea? What
Speaker 1: kind of battles intrigued you more? The ones with melee
Speaker 1: weapons or the ones with modern standoff weapons? And why
Speaker 1: his name is Dave? Which ones intrigued me more? I
Speaker 1: would probably say the older ones with melee weapons, swords
Speaker 1: and spears and arrows and stuff. Now, I'm fascinated by both,
Speaker 1: by both, I really because I find these horrible, horrible
Speaker 1: situations to be fascinating. I am fascinated by both. I find,
Speaker 1: and this is very common. You probably exactly exactly the
Speaker 1: same way. I find the idea of being stabbed infinitely
Speaker 1: more scary than being shot, which is weird because, especially
Speaker 1: with modern weapons and things like that, if you get shot,
Speaker 1: it just it's bad, Especially with a high powered rifle
Speaker 1: of some kind, it just droys your interns. You're gonna die,
Speaker 1: and if you don't die, you'll wish you died, like
Speaker 1: I've told you before. I know guys who've been shot
Speaker 1: in the flack jacket and a bulletproof vest didn't even penetrate.
Speaker 1: They weren't gonna die. They wanted to die because it
Speaker 1: hits so hard and it hurts so bad. The stuff
Speaker 1: you see in the movies where the guy gets shot
Speaker 1: in the right through the shoulder or something like that
Speaker 1: and he just gets up and keeps on trucking. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't really work like that. So that's bad. But
Speaker 1: there's something in the human psyche that has a deep
Speaker 1: fear of edged weapons, swords and shields and spears. I
Speaker 1: witnessed this myself in Iraq. I've told you the story
Speaker 1: many times. When we were countering that huge riot and
Speaker 1: we were gonna about to be overrun, we thought, because
Speaker 1: we were so badly outnumbered and they were super bold.
Speaker 1: We're standing there with our m sixteens fully kitted out,
Speaker 1: and they didn't back off until we fixed bands bayonnet
Speaker 1: goes on. They started to melt away immediately. There's something
Speaker 1: about it. Now, think about this, that's obviously part of
Speaker 1: our mind, part of a deep human fear. But before
Speaker 1: the gunpowder era, guns and cannons and things like that.
Speaker 1: That was how all warfare was. There was no other
Speaker 1: way to hurt another human being than by slashing him
Speaker 1: or penetrating him with something really really sharp. That was
Speaker 1: all warfare. And if you lined up and pick your
Speaker 1: ancient battle, if you lined up on an ancient battlefield,
Speaker 1: you are carrying something pointy or sharp, and so is
Speaker 1: everyone in your army, and so is everyone in their army.
Speaker 1: And you know that that day there's a pretty good chance,
Speaker 1: especially if you're in the front lines, if you're one
Speaker 1: of the line infantry units, there's a very good chance
Speaker 1: you are getting stabbed that day. Where who knows is
Speaker 1: it going to be fatal? Who knows? But you're getting
Speaker 1: stabbed that day, and you know it. What's that like? Phew? No, thanks, Hey,
Speaker 1: tiny hands, robe guy, I don't have tiny hands. I
Speaker 1: have huge hints. We live in one of the few
Speaker 1: red counties near Denver, in a town of sixty thousand.
Speaker 1: The local GOP asked my wife to run for town council.
Speaker 1: She's a dime, brains and beauty. As she ran, she
Speaker 1: would win. The problem is it may cost us five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars or more to win. Is it worth it? Yes, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know your financial situation, so hold on a second.
Speaker 1: If you can afford the five thousand without setting your
Speaker 1: family back, your kids back, and missing bills, things like that,
Speaker 1: if you can forward to spend five thousand dollars, well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you, do you trust someone else to
Speaker 1: fill that position? Because the position will be filled. Someone's
Speaker 1: going to sit on that town council seat. Do you
Speaker 1: want your dying wife sitting there making appropriate decisions you
Speaker 1: guys discussing things at night? Or would you like some
Speaker 1: corrupt scumbag who calls himself a Republican to sit in
Speaker 1: that seat. You know he's gonna be half a Democrat.
Speaker 1: He lied about being a Republican. He'll be there shoehorning
Speaker 1: in as many communist policies as he can. If it's
Speaker 1: not her, it's gonna be him. We have to keep
Speaker 1: in mind that the competition factor too. When we think
Speaker 1: about running for office, or maybe running for office. We
Speaker 1: have to always keep this in mind. If we don't
Speaker 1: do it, someone else is gonna And oftentimes the kind
Speaker 1: of people who seek out political power are scumbags. Scumbags
Speaker 1: people like this.
Speaker 2: If you work for icy will be unhirable in the state.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna work for fascists, forget about working in
Speaker 2: the state. So we are not weak. We have to
Speaker 2: go on offense. Otherwise, the most vulnerable in our communities
Speaker 2: are on defense. And I urge every governor to start
Speaker 2: protecting their people in their state that way.
Speaker 1: By the way, you remember that moron Somali woman yesterday
Speaker 1: who made up a bunch of lies. They called me
Speaker 1: the N word and I had a scab, but if
Speaker 1: healed in jail. You remember I played it. I'll play
Speaker 1: it for you again. Remember this same They.
Speaker 4: Just decided it was nice to be racist and say
Speaker 4: really nasty things to me. And yeah, that down in
Speaker 4: he called me. He called me the N word, and
Speaker 4: he called me that and then he arrested me. They
Speaker 4: arrested me.
Speaker 6: It was multiple people.
Speaker 4: They used a lot forced to arrest me. I actually
Speaker 4: got a scab that was healing while I was in jail.
Speaker 1: Well sure, sure, i'd show you, but it healed when
Speaker 1: I was a jail.
Speaker 4: But they pushed me hard. They used a lot of violence.
Speaker 4: My body still hurts. I got a concussion. It's really
Speaker 4: hard for me to speak because of that concussion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can tell they were just using.
Speaker 4: A lot of force to arrest me. And I was screaming,
Speaker 4: I was crying. I was so scared. I've like never
Speaker 4: been arrested in my life, and I was actually detained
Speaker 4: with a Native American woman. And I'll never forget like
Speaker 4: the fear that we both felt in our hearts that day.
Speaker 4: And it's like, I'm so sorry if I'm getting a
Speaker 4: little emotional sometimes.
Speaker 1: She definitely sounds like she's getting emotional. You could feel it.
Speaker 1: You can feel it there. Well, there's more of that
Speaker 1: press conference, and I'm so I owe you an apology.
Speaker 1: I didn't bring this part to you yesterday, but it's
Speaker 1: just so good. So I'm that competition must have been
Speaker 1: bad or sorry, that concussion must have been bad.
Speaker 4: So I'm Smali. I'm proud to be Somali.
Speaker 1: Let's stop right there. You're smallie. That's weird. You don't
Speaker 1: call yourself an American, huh, right in the open. I'm Somali.
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be Somali. Then go back to Somalia, please.
Speaker 4: So I'm Somali. I'm proud to be Somali. To me,
Speaker 4: being Somali isn't just eating bananas. With rice.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a lot. It's like.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's an interesting thing. It's uh,
Speaker 4: it's very hard to describe what means to be Somali
Speaker 4: and what it means to be American. But it's like
Speaker 4: a cultural fusion. It's kind of like the bananas and rice.
Speaker 4: You know, people don't really see like, you know, it's
Speaker 4: a it's a it's you know, people don't think, oh,
Speaker 4: you can eat bananas with rice, but that's what it's
Speaker 4: like to be Somali an American.
Speaker 1: It's like it's more than just bananas and rice. But
Speaker 1: if you really think about, oh, it's just like bananas
Speaker 1: and rice. I will be.
Speaker 3: The Jesse Kelly Show Magic Friday and asked doctor Jesse
Speaker 3: Friday heading into a freezing weekend that'll hopefully have some blankets.
Speaker 1: And if you're brave enough, you'll play risk with your family.
Speaker 1: Will it end with you guys hating each other? Yes,
Speaker 1: it will, But you know what keeps me warm high
Speaker 1: blood pressure. And there's nothing that gives you that high
Speaker 1: blood pressure, like one of your sons screwing you over
Speaker 1: and violating an alliance you had and attacking what Chris
Speaker 1: Chris said, Asia or the Americas. Anybody who's ever played
Speaker 1: risk understands that Asia is very, very appealing. There's so
Speaker 1: many resources there, but there are so many avenues of
Speaker 1: a pro to try to secure it. Just it's very,
Speaker 1: very difficult until later in the game, if the game
Speaker 1: has gone your way and you've amassed a huge army
Speaker 1: of conquest to smash your enemies. Until then, I highly
Speaker 1: recommend focusing on South America. Only two routes in. North
Speaker 1: America has three routes in, but it's still America, and
Speaker 1: I'm drawn to it. Stay with the Western hemisphere. I
Speaker 1: can't stress that enough. And you may just find that
Speaker 1: Greenland has some strategic importance as well as well. What Chris,
Speaker 1: it's not just Donald Trump who knows the value of Greenland.
Speaker 1: Anybody who's ever played risk understands that is a critical
Speaker 1: passageway between the East and the West. Play risk, form
Speaker 1: alliances against other family members, and when you are tempted
Speaker 1: to do one of them wrong and violate a truce,
Speaker 1: only do it if you can finish them off. There
Speaker 1: is no morality and risk. There is no good or evil,
Speaker 1: there's no right or wrong. There is only victory. And
Speaker 1: if you are done wrong by a fellow family member,
Speaker 1: you must let revenge consume your very soul. It is
Speaker 1: important to send a message for the future of what
Speaker 1: happens when they do you wrong. You understand, Jesse. Are
Speaker 1: the elites and Dems upset about Trump's cocaine boat strikes
Speaker 1: because that's their drug of choice? It probably is. I
Speaker 1: hate to be old, fogeet Jesse, but I thought that
Speaker 1: cocaine was like a nineteen seventies thing. That's an eighties thing,
Speaker 1: Chris said, it's not. See Chris, you're old too. Every
Speaker 1: day you turn on the news and they've two tons
Speaker 1: of cocaine. But apparently there are so many people still
Speaker 1: doing cocaine. I didn't. I guess I just don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not that up on the drug scene. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't know anyway, the guy said, on
Speaker 1: a lighter note, all the conservative radio hosts I listened
Speaker 1: to seem to be taking relief factor. What makes the
Speaker 1: job so hazardous? Well, I will only look, I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was about to speak for me, but let me
Speaker 1: speak for Clay Travis. Have you seen Clay Travis. He's
Speaker 1: so old, he he looks like somebody. As soon as
Speaker 1: you look at Clay, and if you ever hang out
Speaker 1: with him, you'll get this. As soon as you look
Speaker 1: at Clay, you know that his body has to be
Speaker 1: breaking down. If his what Chris, if his face looks
Speaker 1: like that, what are his knees like? His back has
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Speaker 1: let's talk just for a second about this lie they
Speaker 1: keep spreading about the five year olds.
Speaker 6: Any step in the direction of reining in and cutting
Speaker 6: the funding of an agency that is attacking US citizens
Speaker 6: that are should nap in five year olds that are.
Speaker 1: Using them as why do they still tell this lie?
Speaker 1: It's already been debunked. Your liberal ant Peggy doesn't listen
Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show. Your liberal amp Pegy listens
Speaker 1: to AOC. She watches CNN in ABC. Your liberal amp
Speaker 1: Pegy resides in a world of make believe. And this
Speaker 1: is one of those moments where you're finding out how
Speaker 1: that world is constructed and maintained. She is a nutball,
Speaker 1: she's bitter, she's been on antidepressants for ten years. She
Speaker 1: hates herself. She feels like the United States of America
Speaker 1: is run by Nazis because every single communist news outlet
Speaker 1: she listens to or watches tells her that. And she
Speaker 1: can't escape that world of make believe. That's why they
Speaker 1: lie like that, Jesse. Do you think the pursuit of
Speaker 1: rare earth minerals and China trying to control them will
Speaker 1: lead to the new era of colonialism? We will never
Speaker 1: leave the area of colonialism. The only reason that's even
Speaker 1: a term colonialism, it's because our education system was taken
Speaker 1: over by a bunch of civilization or hating communists who
Speaker 1: want everybody to go back to living in the dirt.
Speaker 1: You know what the era of colonialism is the entire
Speaker 1: freaking history of mankind. The entire history of mankind. Are
Speaker 1: powerful societies taking over other societies. That's the entire issue
Speaker 1: of the world. It has never changed, it will never change.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to burst the bubble of your idiot's social
Speaker 1: studies teacher, But all those different Indian tribes in America,
Speaker 1: they were all taking every opportunity they could to kill
Speaker 1: the other tribe in order to take their lands. And no,
Speaker 1: your teacher was wrong. Oh, they didn't believe in and
Speaker 1: land ownership. They were slaughtering each other en mass, for
Speaker 1: hunting rights, for water rights. It may have been an
Speaker 1: ancient version of that, but they practiced colonialism too. There
Speaker 1: has never been an era without colonialism, and there will
Speaker 1: never be an era without colonialism. That is just life.
Speaker 1: It's not even colonialism, it's just how the world works. Jesse,
Speaker 1: I love the show. Quick question. Why isn't the DOJ
Speaker 1: going after the funding sources for protest groups? Well, they
Speaker 1: say they are, but listen. I if I want to
Speaker 1: arrest a car thief and I see him busting in
Speaker 1: a window and breaking into a car to steal it,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty easy arrest if you're a cop. No
Speaker 1: surround the car, guns out, get on the ground, dirt ball, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I would say. Put handcuffs on him and
Speaker 1: he's been arrested. If I want to instead take down
Speaker 1: the organized crime ring of car thieves in the city,
Speaker 1: that is going to take longer. That's not just me,
Speaker 1: see me arrest, game over. I now have to work
Speaker 1: my way through a web of powerful, oftentimes well funded
Speaker 1: people in order to take down the people who are
Speaker 1: actually running things. This is not to say the DJ
Speaker 1: is being successful or is going to be successful. That's
Speaker 1: not what I'm saying at all. What I am saying
Speaker 1: is it's easy to throw handcuffs on a street animal
Speaker 1: for storming into a church in Saint Paul. Taking down
Speaker 1: the funding network of American communism, which has been built
Speaker 1: on the backs of two thousand dollars an hour lawyers,
Speaker 1: is going to be a much longer, much more complicated process.
Speaker 1: Now put your phone down, go enjoy your family, destroy
Speaker 1: them at risk, and we will see each other again
Speaker 1: on Monday.