Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on day Clok. Parental discussion is advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: And listen to And it's our sticker plants in the
Speaker 2: wall right, speaking of our stickers.
Speaker 3: So, I left my fucking water bottle at Stone's house
Speaker 3: on Saturday, and I realized that we were literally just
Speaker 3: to turn on a Sienna heights. When I realized this,
Speaker 3: and someone's like, you, let me turn around, I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: just keep sucking going.
Speaker 2: She's like, it's right there. I'm like, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to lose that ninety seconds. Just keep going, yeah,
Speaker 3: just go, just just so. Then I found one of
Speaker 3: my other water bottles that's like the exact same thing.
Speaker 3: It's I think twenty six ounces, the stupid Walmart brand,
Speaker 3: but this one is covered in stickers.
Speaker 2: And look at look at that bad boy. Yeah there
Speaker 2: it is the og, the og. Speaking of the one
Speaker 2: right above it, Tai wanted me to tell you why.
Speaker 3: I went to take a drink of my water bottle.
Speaker 3: It's my microphone. I'm holding up my water bottle.
Speaker 2: Oh je nice? Why why can't I say hi himself?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: It means more when it comes from like four people
Speaker 4: tells me, tell stoned to tell Tie High back from.
Speaker 2: I will relay the message. Yeah. We met up for
Speaker 2: D and D on Sunday and he was like, tell
Speaker 2: tell them.
Speaker 5: I said, donuts nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dick and donuts, baby dick, Dick and more dick.
Speaker 2: I mean, think about it.
Speaker 3: You always most people go for the long johnsm It's
Speaker 3: a dick shaped doughnut.
Speaker 2: It's true. I would. I mean, I don't know who
Speaker 2: they modeled it after.
Speaker 4: But I think that I think if you made sexually
Speaker 4: shaped donuts, they would sell very well.
Speaker 2: I mean they're all sexually shaped. If you think about it,
Speaker 2: they're just no.
Speaker 6: I mean like actually just made it look like a
Speaker 6: vagina made it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they pink sprinkled. They even have sprinkles for the
Speaker 2: crabs on them.
Speaker 4: You know, is that the maple bacon one because it
Speaker 4: shreds your mouth when you eat it.
Speaker 2: I mean if you're a kermit, yeah, because you're into
Speaker 2: miss Piggy, you know, with that bacon.
Speaker 3: I I've tried a maple bacon donut and I was
Speaker 3: not not not I was not a huge fan neither
Speaker 3: of mine.
Speaker 2: Like like it was good, yeah, but it wasn't. You
Speaker 2: can think of think of well, to me, it was
Speaker 2: exactly what I was expecting. And because it was exactly
Speaker 2: what I was expecting, and I kind of wasn't expecting
Speaker 2: to be wowed, I wasn't wowed, if that makes sense,
Speaker 2: you know, I wanted it to be better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you the most the most underrated donut
Speaker 4: I've ever had, in the one donut that just kind
Speaker 4: of like blew me off my fucking rocker was a
Speaker 4: peanut butter and jelly donut, so that there was jelly
Speaker 4: on the inside and the frosting on the top was
Speaker 4: a peanut butter frosting. And originally I was just like,
Speaker 4: there's no way this is going to be like phenomenal.
Speaker 4: It'll probably be decent, but I want to try it.
Speaker 4: I have to try it. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: That's the only filled one I would have, Like, like,
Speaker 2: I don't like any of the filled ones, custard, jelly,
Speaker 2: I don't like any of that, but I would take
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: Because and so during Passover, I guess it's a tradition
Speaker 3: in Poland to make these things called pat skis, and
Speaker 3: Bash just does them here and they only do them
Speaker 3: during Lent and it's basically like a sugar doughnut with
Speaker 3: fruit filling. And so I grabbed one to take to work,
Speaker 3: you know, back in like March, and it said it sorted,
Speaker 3: and I just didn't look in the box. I just
Speaker 3: looked at the side of the box. It was apple filling.
Speaker 3: That thing tasted like a goddamn apple pios.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was so good.
Speaker 3: And then like I think it was the week of
Speaker 3: Easter that I had got those to the next week
Speaker 3: I called to ask if they still had them.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, last week was last week. Fuck y'all.
Speaker 4: Those are good. Those are really good. I might get
Speaker 4: donuts later this week. We'll see.
Speaker 3: There's you got probably so many good places, at least
Speaker 3: a couple of good places around you.
Speaker 4: There's a place called Duck Donuts that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 4: And then there's a place called Sea of Sweets that's
Speaker 4: not too far from here that has a killer fucking cronut.
Speaker 4: M absolute fucking banger of a cronut, nice, thick, fluffy.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I told you Stone, but I
Speaker 3: remember telling them I had the idea when we did
Speaker 3: those croissant'mores to get a cronut and.
Speaker 2: Use that and so we did. Oh baby Jesus, the
Speaker 2: underson of my desk is fucking sticky.
Speaker 4: I'm still a little pissed you didn't invite me over
Speaker 4: for that, but whatever you were out of town. It's
Speaker 4: not the fucking point you would have bailed, and still
Speaker 4: not the point you're the new Bailey.
Speaker 6: Still not the point.
Speaker 2: You know. I was was I'm not gonna lie. When
Speaker 2: I read your text on Sunday, I was relieved.
Speaker 7: I know you would be. I know you both would be, actually.
Speaker 2: But I I legit was like thank you. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: was exhausted, definitely, Dude.
Speaker 7: Last week with the girls was fucking wild. Should we
Speaker 7: intro ourselves? There's a daco epsode when to do one?
Speaker 7: I'm done, But yeah, That'snome over there asylo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just high as a kite.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so last week taking to himself.
Speaker 6: Last week I brought the girls.
Speaker 2: I got buttons. I don't know what they do hold on. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there we go. Ex accurate.
Speaker 4: But I brought the girls and one of their friends
Speaker 4: with me to California and we ended up going to
Speaker 4: Universal Studios during the week because I had some free time.
Speaker 4: Work didn't work, didn't pan out the way it was
Speaker 4: supposed to.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker sends me a text of a picture of
Speaker 3: him at a ride and it's fucking like ten thirty
Speaker 3: eight am.
Speaker 2: And I said back, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, the girls and I are
Speaker 3: at Universal Studios and he said, I took the day off.
Speaker 3: I said, but I took the day off. It means
Speaker 3: you're still getting paid for today. You decided to ditch
Speaker 3: and go to fucking Universal Studios. And then you just
Speaker 3: said to a gift of somebody.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, you know, to your point, Nome sick
Speaker 2: days are meant to be used. And he was, I'm
Speaker 2: just jealous.
Speaker 3: It wasn't me. I mean, I'm not I'm not that petty.
Speaker 2: I can admit it. I was jealous.
Speaker 4: It was It was a beautiful mental health day, metal
Speaker 4: health day.
Speaker 2: That's right. Those need to happen, they absolutely do.
Speaker 6: It was fun. We had a blast.
Speaker 4: I got to watch my kid freak out on the
Speaker 4: mom your ride and damn near wetter self.
Speaker 6: Mario.
Speaker 4: Well, it's technically called Nintendo World, you know, but it's
Speaker 4: it's riddled with stuff about Mario and and it.
Speaker 2: Was Nintendo wouldn't be what it is with that correct?
Speaker 4: It exceeded expectation. I was a little disappointed in the
Speaker 4: prices of some stuff for the quality of the things
Speaker 4: that that that they have at Universal. Now there's a
Speaker 4: lot of things at Universal that have great thought behind them,
Speaker 4: but the execution is terrible. So like like they have
Speaker 4: these like cal zones where they're shaped like mushrooms.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 5: A phenomenal idea, but the filling is just lacking.
Speaker 2: Terrible. They were, they were that I'd rather eat. Come
Speaker 2: the popcorn? Was that? Did you see the popcorn that
Speaker 2: had like sprinkled next my run down?
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a reviews, but only dumb is particularly.
Speaker 6: We will be.
Speaker 2: Judging, Yeah, we will be judging him not eating it. Uh,
Speaker 2: first up mustard eggs. There we go. Damn, somebody from episode.
Speaker 6: I ain't making it myself. Somebody makes it. I'll do it,
Speaker 6: but I'm not making it myself.
Speaker 2: I said, I'll sudden my mom down. She'll make it.
Speaker 2: And then when you don't need it, she'd be like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, it's mine.
Speaker 6: Will she use her eggs?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're long gone. Do you think she has any left?
Speaker 2: Long gone? Long gone? I'm safe that hell gotta hysterect
Speaker 2: me as soon as she could. She tried to get
Speaker 2: it in ninety one, and they told me yeah, and
Speaker 2: then my ass came along. She listened to shit anymore.
Speaker 6: She gave up on us a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Blake twice. If you're so safe, Bobby Dome, what's your
Speaker 2: favorite ride to go on at Universal?
Speaker 4: I actually really and so I really enjoyed the new
Speaker 4: Mario Kart Ride.
Speaker 6: Basically the Mario Kart Ride.
Speaker 4: As you get in, you get in a cart and
Speaker 4: they give you a little Mario hat that advisor clips
Speaker 4: onto and that visor is a VR visor. So as
Speaker 4: you're going through the cart ride, you're going through the
Speaker 4: Rainbow Road ride, you know, you see in your visor
Speaker 4: all your enemies, and then you have buttons that you
Speaker 4: press and you shoot shells at those enemies and you score.
Speaker 6: You score points.
Speaker 4: Right, So me being a gamer, I'm fucking, you know,
Speaker 4: kicking ass and taking names right. Like the whole time
Speaker 4: I'm going through this ride, I'm thinking, I haven't missed
Speaker 4: a shot. Everything's perfect. I'm scoring points left and right.
Speaker 4: We get to the end and I look at Kelly
Speaker 4: and Kelly goes, how'd you do?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I don't know, and she goes, what the score came up?
Speaker 6: Did you see it? And I was like, nah, I
Speaker 6: didn't see it. She goes, I got one fifteen.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, cool, Like I got to be
Speaker 4: close to you, you know, trying to be humble. I
Speaker 4: got a fucking zero, a fat, fucking zero. She looked
Speaker 4: at me and she goes, you were blue right, just
Speaker 4: like that dude, straight faced, little smirk on her, you know.
Speaker 6: She goes, you were blue right, and I was like, no,
Speaker 6: I was green. She's like, no, you weren't. She goes,
Speaker 6: what happened?
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: The thing must have been broken, stupid VR goggles must
Speaker 4: have been broken. Yeah, dude, she skunk the shit out
Speaker 4: of me. I don't know what the hell I did.
Speaker 4: But I missed every shot evidently, or yeah, so.
Speaker 2: You miss every shot you don't take, okay, well true.
Speaker 4: But my overall ride that I actually like the most
Speaker 4: is the Jurassic Park ride.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's fun. It's a good it's
Speaker 6: a good time, so much fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it's coming, but it's just it's a
Speaker 4: good ride and I don't mind getting wet. I usually
Speaker 4: like to hit it first thing in the morning, so
Speaker 4: that way I'm wet throughout the day and as the
Speaker 4: day gets hotter, you're you know, it kind of keeps
Speaker 4: you cool a little bit, keeps your body a little cool.
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 4: Other than that, you know, the rest of them are
Speaker 4: all pretty equal. I think I think the Mummy's too short.
Speaker 4: I like it a lot, but the Mummy is way
Speaker 4: too short. It needs to be twice the length that
Speaker 4: it is. The Harry Potter grit Hippogrith ride is also
Speaker 4: really short. It's like five seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah outside, you know, but the inside one. But the
Speaker 2: inside one's bitch by far is my favorite. I think
Speaker 2: Jordan would really like that one too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's fucking sick, well, especially for him because like you
Speaker 4: hang in your feet like dangle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we need to get him a booster seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. But it's sick though, because you go through
Speaker 2: these like spooky castle hallways battling dementas and stuff, and
Speaker 2: it's pretty it's sick. It's really cool.
Speaker 4: The new the new ride. We got to see the
Speaker 4: construction of the new Fast and Furious ride. You did,
Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 2: I will tree in the middle.
Speaker 6: I will be first, and it's on fire. I will
Speaker 6: be first in line.
Speaker 4: I hear they're putting like a tribute to him somewhere
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tree.
Speaker 4: No, So I'm excited for it. It looks it looks intense,
Speaker 4: It looks it looks really intense.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I just think that the video that the
Speaker 3: whoever the asshole was that a genius. Also that's spliced
Speaker 3: from the first one when he's looking at Eva Mendez
Speaker 3: and he's just like driving like balls to the wall
Speaker 3: and he just keeps looking at her, and then somebody
Speaker 3: cut to the scene of the news segment.
Speaker 2: Walker dies. That's so good. Fuck get right that there
Speaker 2: will never be a time when that comes up. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm absolved of laughing. No, every time
Speaker 2: I laugh, I'm gonna equally feel like a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: But also it's the greatest thing I've ever laughed at ever.
Speaker 4: Could you imagine if Vin Diesel went the same route
Speaker 4: that Bam marsh Era went like after Ryan done, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah spiraled. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think Bam was already on his way down and
Speaker 3: that just vaulted him. Yeah, Ryan was probably the last
Speaker 3: thing holding him to get agreed. Yeah, I was Actually
Speaker 3: I was actually sad about the when Ryan done.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it was like, you know, a massive icon
Speaker 2: of our up you know, childhood upbringing. You know like
Speaker 2: that we all kind of secretly looked up not secretly,
Speaker 2: but like you know your parents did munch you're looking
Speaker 2: up to him, but you kind of did anyways, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean he had he had that charisma.
Speaker 2: We made jackass videos. Yeah yeah, I think everybody everybody
Speaker 2: from our generations. Oh yeah, yeah. I remember going over
Speaker 2: friend's houses and they're like, yeah, man, like go over
Speaker 2: that little that little hump right there, and it's almost
Speaker 2: like you're like Matt Hoffman, you know, going off and
Speaker 2: going or not Matt Hoffman, but Ryan Done going off
Speaker 2: into the cactus bush. And I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: get fucked up, Like I remember doing that, and you know,
Speaker 2: like fake falling into like my friend's bush roller blades. See,
Speaker 2: nobody was there for that one, but that one had
Speaker 2: the best effect. Get in the ring with bulls while
Speaker 2: you're wearing there's not gonna be anything left by the
Speaker 2: time the bulls get there, they're just gonna have a pity.
Speaker 4: Would you guys do would you guys do something like
Speaker 4: that like the running of the bull, or no getting
Speaker 4: into any kind of rodeo arena where you were the
Speaker 4: rodeo clown or whatever you had to stand in the circle,
Speaker 4: you know. Some of them for rodeos they do like
Speaker 4: how long can you stay in the circle, and then
Speaker 4: they let a bull loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like when they were on the teeter totters
Speaker 2: and shit. Yeah no yeah, FUCKI no. There's been a
Speaker 2: list of stuff ever since I became a parent that
Speaker 2: I wanted to do that now is like off the table, right,
Speaker 2: bungee jumping, sky jumping or skyd having stuff like that,
Speaker 2: you know, but that one has always been a no.
Speaker 2: Anything with balls has always been a no. Every time
Speaker 2: I see someone get killed in the stampede in fucking Spain,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, let me go where a fucking butcher's
Speaker 2: cut around my neck and go in the ocean. Run
Speaker 2: sharps video I sent you guys the other day that
Speaker 2: oh that girl percent she's gone.
Speaker 4: The center of the bull's head hit the center of
Speaker 4: her chest and she was.
Speaker 2: Just done done, And that's already she got decimated in
Speaker 2: her hip, like completely. Even if she lived, like she
Speaker 2: would not be able to walk ever again, unless she
Speaker 2: had a complete hip replacement, complete femur replacement, probably get
Speaker 2: part of shacks member in there, like whatever you gotta do,
Speaker 2: but fucking get hit in the chest, Like yeah, she
Speaker 2: done done zo.
Speaker 4: I will say that I've done noticed that the Internet
Speaker 4: has desensitized me because I watched a video of a
Speaker 4: dude bungee jumping and it went wrong and as it
Speaker 4: goes down, you can see him get kind of tangled
Speaker 4: up and you can see the cord wrap around his
Speaker 4: neck and the video cuts out.
Speaker 6: But me, I was pissed because I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Want to know, why does he go blue? Does he
Speaker 2: not does round before he gets hung?
Speaker 6: Like does his head pop off? Like you know, a
Speaker 6: fucking ZiT?
Speaker 4: Like I wanted to know, and I didn't necessarily have
Speaker 4: to see it, but I wanted to know.
Speaker 2: There's been a couple of times lately Instagram has been
Speaker 2: sending me down rabbit holes where I'm like, dude, dude,
Speaker 2: did you really have to go up and smack that
Speaker 2: car he shot you in the face? Yeah, you fucking retard.
Speaker 2: Let me see another retard get shot in the face
Speaker 2: and like I go down to fucking or like some
Speaker 2: like horrible car accidents where you know people are dead
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, God, damn, I hate to for
Speaker 2: the fucking adjustter doing that.
Speaker 6: I watched one of a police chase yesterday.
Speaker 4: I watched one of a police chase and the car
Speaker 4: ended up hitting the back end of a dump truck.
Speaker 4: Well a lot of what most people don't know is
Speaker 4: the rear end of most dump trucks have sharp points
Speaker 4: to them, and it literally peeled the side of the
Speaker 4: car open. It was the side of the sucking driver. Yep,
Speaker 4: just like a cand opener.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: You could see the body hanging out the back of
Speaker 4: the car because it hit and ripped whoever it was
Speaker 4: him or whatever all the way to the back.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, yeah, you know, it's wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess positive for that person is
Speaker 3: you don't feel it.
Speaker 4: Maybe, I mean maybe maybe I don't know that they
Speaker 4: were dead when the car finally came to a rolling stop.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe not. You would think The ones that get
Speaker 2: me the most though, like, like just the most pissed off.
Speaker 2: For the street takeovers. I hate those so much because
Speaker 2: they're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 6: What do you mean the street takeovers?
Speaker 2: Like this, we're So the street takeovers are where like
Speaker 2: a bunch of kids, like like one hundred or two
Speaker 2: hundred of them go to an intersection, they block it off,
Speaker 2: and then cars do donuts and then people are running
Speaker 2: in and out like small races. Yeah, and whenever I
Speaker 2: see the donuts happen, there's always some dumb ass that
Speaker 2: gets too close filming and then boom, like gets hit
Speaker 2: and gets launched or goes under. And there was one
Speaker 2: guy that went under and this dude had this u
Speaker 2: GT and its flames were coming out of the fucking
Speaker 2: exhaust and it burnt his ass like so like he
Speaker 2: had his pants were were burnt off and you can
Speaker 2: see his legs were just charcoal. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's like like forty percent of your body right there
Speaker 2: and skin grafts off the bat.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: That doesn't that doesn't grind my gears because those people
Speaker 4: get what they deserve. Like you're, yeah, play stupid game,
Speaker 4: wins stuper prize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like at the end of the day, it is
Speaker 2: that when sup you know, play super games win superprizes.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get I get irritated with shit that's rape,
Speaker 4: that's purposely done for rage bait or now like you
Speaker 4: have these people who are creative, Yeah you can see yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah that are that are a fake with fake news
Speaker 4: and and and it's it's solely for the purpose to
Speaker 4: piss people off, right, They don't you know that the
Speaker 4: people who posted it don't really believe what they said,
Speaker 4: or even if they did, they don't care. They literally
Speaker 4: just want to start the argument and rage people out
Speaker 4: where their views go sky go, you know, through the roof,
Speaker 4: and their their comment sections go through the roof. And
Speaker 4: that's the only reason why it's literally it's literally just
Speaker 4: for clickbait. And that's the kind of shit that pisses
Speaker 4: me off because it perpetuates just this nasty mentality in
Speaker 4: the world that we don't need. You know, it's got
Speaker 4: us fighting against each other because everybody's opinion matters more
Speaker 4: than the next person's, you know. And that's that's the
Speaker 4: kind of shit that pisses me off because it's what
Speaker 4: we don't need in this country especially now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know there's that true that age old drinking salute.
Speaker 2: You know, here's to you, here's to me, should be
Speaker 2: disagreat fuck years to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw two people get in a fight at
Speaker 3: a Safeway parking lot today. Ooh yeah, they were both
Speaker 3: in there, probably like late sixties, early seventies.
Speaker 2: Fantastic eight, a taller overweight.
Speaker 3: But the best part, the best part too, was I
Speaker 3: didn't know what was happening until it happened, because the
Speaker 3: one guy kind of he wasn't even in the guy's face,
Speaker 3: but he was close, and he was like he said
Speaker 3: something that to me immediately sounded sarcastic, but I thought
Speaker 3: he was talking to him as like, you know, like
Speaker 3: Dome and I, how we talked to each other in personally, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it didn't it didn't seem bad. But then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, the other guy just started swinging on him.
Speaker 3: But he's hitting him in like his man tits in
Speaker 3: his stomach, and he like tries to throw a lake kick,
Speaker 3: and his foot maybe came three inches off the ground,
Speaker 3: And I was like, but I stopped at first, because
Speaker 3: I'm like, one of these fuckers lands they're in a
Speaker 3: parking lot, Yeah, you have the fucking the car bumpers
Speaker 3: right there, and then like you may just have to
Speaker 3: break it up, right, So I stopped, And then when
Speaker 3: I realized ain't nobody getting knocked out in this fight.
Speaker 3: I just walked in the safe, went about my business,
Speaker 3: get my noodles, and then uh, I'm doing self checkout.
Speaker 3: And at this point I called dome and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, these people in the front are like
Speaker 3: run and they're like yeah, they're right outside, and the
Speaker 3: manager goes out there, and I just tool along outside
Speaker 3: and all these people are watching. I know exactly what's
Speaker 3: going on. I go to my car, which is right
Speaker 3: across from where this is going on, and the one
Speaker 3: guy's got a busted eyelid bleeding. The other guys knelt
Speaker 3: on the ground, So I don't know how he got
Speaker 3: to the ground or what's going on, but he looks
Speaker 3: like he's winded, like he just ran one hundred yard dash.
Speaker 4: Such for a fight, you know what I mean, right
Speaker 4: sixty sixty Yes, those old guy fights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, way out of shit.
Speaker 3: It's kind of shit you see on like like golf
Speaker 3: courses and ship like that, except in those cases you
Speaker 3: get dumb fucking idiots to have the club in the
Speaker 3: hand and start swinging.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Have you ever seen anybody get hit with a
Speaker 6: golf club?
Speaker 2: Fucking gnarly other than a shin.
Speaker 6: Fucking dude, the face. Oh man, I wreck Could you.
Speaker 2: Have a fucking hurt?
Speaker 6: Yeah? It breaks bones, dude, Oh.
Speaker 2: Shit, I reckon like pitching wedge, like curved in, just
Speaker 2: big flat surface this pitching nine hybrids.
Speaker 6: Hey they work, they work.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So pissed off at fucking Roger Dunn golf here and
Speaker 4: fucking Ranchok, piece of shit.
Speaker 6: Couldn't hold my bag for me, cocksucker.
Speaker 2: He told you he wasn't gonna hold it, bitch.
Speaker 6: He's probably got it. It's probably sitting in the back.
Speaker 6: He probably knew I was coming.
Speaker 2: I said. He was like, I'm gonna put this thing
Speaker 2: in the back.
Speaker 6: There was contact stone, there was a bag.
Speaker 4: There was a golf bag here, and I saw it
Speaker 4: last week and I asked the guy to hold it
Speaker 4: because it was on sale and it was a really
Speaker 4: really low price. So I do understand if it did sell,
Speaker 4: I do understand why. But I didn't have room to
Speaker 4: take it home last week.
Speaker 6: So I asked the guy, was like, hey, can you know,
Speaker 6: can you hold it?
Speaker 4: Gave me a ration of ship, was like, now we
Speaker 4: don't do that, and I was like, look, I'll pay
Speaker 4: for it right now. All you gotta do is just
Speaker 4: stick it behind the counter and just hold it like
Speaker 4: I'll be back next week.
Speaker 6: I'm coming back next Monday. Now I don't do that.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's God, God, and he just gave me shit.
Speaker 4: And then fucking sure enough, dude, I went in there
Speaker 4: first thing this.
Speaker 6: Morning and go go. But now they're not getting my business.
Speaker 4: And now tomorrow I'm gonna go in because I don't
Speaker 4: have to work, and I'm gonna sit on their golf
Speaker 4: simulator for as long as I fucking humanly possibly can
Speaker 4: and take up as much space as I humanly possibly can.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just gonna say, in fairness to the people,
Speaker 3: they may find it comical watching you on the golf.
Speaker 6: That's fine, that's not the point.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never seen a guy hit it three
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty yards to the left to then turn
Speaker 3: around and hit three hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Yards for the right.
Speaker 6: Sir, sir, sir, you are you are putting.
Speaker 2: One out of every thirty go three hundred yards straight.
Speaker 4: You're putting our patrons in danger. Can you please stop
Speaker 4: hitting the opposite direction.
Speaker 2: Golf simulators? Like? Sorry, I can't compute that, So can
Speaker 2: you get those children out of the fucking pond, please.
Speaker 6: It just comes up and says, stop, stops trying.
Speaker 2: Do you suck?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Grayson comes in all pissed off.
Speaker 8: They won't let me play in the pond.
Speaker 2: I just want to play.
Speaker 6: Oh dude, he's shit. He's a trip man.
Speaker 2: He's a good kid.
Speaker 6: He's a good kid. He's he's been he.
Speaker 4: I tried to get him to go to the Boys
Speaker 4: and Girls club in town and he was like, why, Like,
Speaker 4: so you can interact with other people, other kids your age? Why, Like,
Speaker 4: because it's healthy, it's good for you that you're not
Speaker 4: just sitting at home. No, I'm okay, So I don't
Speaker 4: want to. I'm happy, like really, it's like, yeah, Like
Speaker 4: what about when you say you get bored? He's like, hmm,
Speaker 4: that is it?
Speaker 6: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: My god?
Speaker 4: Kids so content with being by himself most of the time. Dude,
Speaker 4: you know, it's it's weird to me.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm happy about it. I'm happy that
Speaker 6: he's content to be by himself.
Speaker 4: But at the same point, like he the level, the
Speaker 4: level of effort he puts into a void being with
Speaker 4: other people sometimes worries me.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 6: So no, No, Nome's going blurry.
Speaker 2: Me. It's me this time like that, Nome's going blurry.
Speaker 6: You were back for a second.
Speaker 2: I mean at the end of the day, as long
Speaker 2: as your audio matches up.
Speaker 3: I guess all of a sudden, I got a message
Speaker 3: says trying to reconnect, and so I just checked the
Speaker 3: Wi Fi that I'm on, and I'm on the right.
Speaker 2: Stuff, So I don't know. So I I went to
Speaker 2: cow Bunga on Sunday. Yeah, cow Buggy Band Sunday. There's
Speaker 2: a there's a ride there that if anyone's ever been
Speaker 2: to like any water parks and they have these there,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they have a bunch of them, but you
Speaker 2: know they have like the the bowls where you just
Speaker 2: like spin around in a raft with someone else and
Speaker 2: then jump through. So this year I was like, hey, Avery,
Speaker 2: you know this is the year that, like you promised
Speaker 2: me you were going to go on rides. Let's go
Speaker 2: on some rides, right, So we're in line for the ride,
Speaker 2: and Avery was like nervous but excited, you know, and
Speaker 2: she had so much energy, and I was trying to
Speaker 2: calm her down but also help her expel some of
Speaker 2: that energy, you know, and play with her a little bit,
Speaker 2: but she was definitely a Golden Retriever amongst cats for
Speaker 2: the moment around those people, and I was trying to
Speaker 2: get her calm down. But we finally we after like
Speaker 2: probably fifteen twenty minutes. Wasn't that bad. We got the
Speaker 2: raft and we went and we did it and it
Speaker 2: was great, and I held on tour this time really well.
Speaker 2: The last time she like almost sank through the hole
Speaker 2: and was like in the dires. So it was a
Speaker 2: great So she definitely didn't have pleasurable memories from it,
Speaker 2: but this time she had a lot of fun. And
Speaker 2: she was like, we should go do the one right
Speaker 2: next to us, and there's never a line for people
Speaker 2: in that one, like ever. They have the rafts ready
Speaker 2: to go, And so we got off and we literally
Speaker 2: just grabbed a raft and went fuck it and just
Speaker 2: walked right back up the same set of stairs and
Speaker 2: went back over to the other side where the other
Speaker 2: one is. And I'm looking at all the people that
Speaker 2: were just behind me, and they're still there, and I
Speaker 2: just walked right past them up to the front of
Speaker 2: that one, and I got some heated eyes looking at me,
Speaker 2: like this fat motherfucker. How the hell is he coming
Speaker 2: up here again?
Speaker 6: Work smart or not harder?
Speaker 2: You know what? I hope that weight limit goes eh
Speaker 2: when you can't fucking go on there. But yeah, you
Speaker 2: get on this ride two person, and what it is
Speaker 2: is you just drop down at like a ninety degree angle, right,
Speaker 2: You're almost like catching air, and then you hit this
Speaker 2: side in the bottom and you come up a wall
Speaker 2: and you just go up real tall in the wall
Speaker 2: and then you come down and slide into the bank. Right.
Speaker 2: So me and Avery see it, and we were like,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be great. It can be a good time.
Speaker 2: You have to get weighed on there, right. They have
Speaker 2: to weigh you on a scale. You have to be
Speaker 2: more than two hundred pounds but less than four to
Speaker 2: ride it. And I was like, oh, that's perfect. Like
Speaker 2: me and her bellefore were fine, So do the whole thing,
Speaker 2: kitt and koodle and I get her on the raft.
Speaker 2: And this is where Avery's tism started coming out a
Speaker 2: little bit. So I'm trying to get her on the
Speaker 2: raft right, and I'm trying to get on myself right
Speaker 2: without looking like an o in front of all these
Speaker 2: people that are waiting to go on, And so I
Speaker 2: finally get myself on there. I got my legs around
Speaker 2: Avery and she's almost sitting in my lap, and the
Speaker 2: girl was like, you need to sit in the hole,
Speaker 2: and I was like, she can't really do that because
Speaker 2: she's a little fucking kid, but I'll try. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try to get her on there as much as I
Speaker 2: possibly can. So I'm like trying to shove her and
Speaker 2: she starts just going break it out, freaking and under
Speaker 2: my bath. I was like, shut the fuck off your
Speaker 2: fucking tard and just hold on, Jesus Christ. So I
Speaker 2: get her on enough to where the girl's like, all right,
Speaker 2: you guys, hold on. And so we go down the
Speaker 2: fucking slide right right. We go through right, and I'm
Speaker 2: holding on to her with my legs so she's not
Speaker 2: going anywhere. And then right as the drop is about
Speaker 2: to happen, there's just like really really big grate. It
Speaker 2: almost looks like it's like where waters coming out of
Speaker 2: where they pump water through, but it's really big. It
Speaker 2: almost looks like an air filter in a house, you know,
Speaker 2: the metal grate, right, it looks like one of those,
Speaker 2: but it's all plastic. And I go, we go to
Speaker 2: pass over it, and I'm kind of sunk in the
Speaker 2: whole little bit and my side is really tilted because
Speaker 2: she's barely on her side at all, so like my
Speaker 2: my lower my lower back is like sticking out and
Speaker 2: it just cheese graters over this fucking grate. Dude. It
Speaker 2: fucking hurt so goddamn bad. Literally, as I went over
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 8: Went, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: We're going down and we're catching some air at like
Speaker 2: ninety degrees. I'm sitting there, I'm wincing. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: if you could get a camera in my face, he'd
Speaker 2: be like. I'm trying to smile and be happy, but
Speaker 2: a fucking hurting, And like, we go up the wall,
Speaker 2: we come back down. As we're coming back down, I
Speaker 2: feel Avery just go get the wall a little bit.
Speaker 2: We come out, ve get off, and I'm sitting there
Speaker 2: and I'm like, not limping, but like i almost want
Speaker 2: to limp because it's really hurting. And I'm like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: that's fucking killing me. And we're walking through and Avery's
Speaker 2: grabbing her butt and I was like okay, and she
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that was a lot of fun, but
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to do that again.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, me too, she was. I
Speaker 2: was like, what happened? She was like, well, when we landed,
Speaker 2: I hit my butt on the wall pretty hard. And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, let's just not do that one anymore.
Speaker 2: We got a little too much airrors a little too
Speaker 2: gnarly for us. It was a little too jackass heavy
Speaker 2: for us. If you will, it's all the weight was
Speaker 2: on you, and I had to like keep her down
Speaker 2: so fucking fly. Can you imagine if she just liked
Speaker 2: dad Dad, just like fucking free fault. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I missed the part. How did you get to get
Speaker 2: to the front of the line. There's nobody in that line.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just a different line that was up there.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like right next to each other. Everybody wants
Speaker 2: to ride the toilet ball, but nobody wants to ride.
Speaker 2: And I think that might be why. I wonder if
Speaker 2: that's that might be. I might drop a little fucking
Speaker 2: FAQ note in there and be like, hey, guys, uh,
Speaker 2: when are you gonna fix that fucking great on there
Speaker 2: and not make it fucking rake your back? You know, assholes,
Speaker 2: just do it. Improper placement of this.
Speaker 3: You know it'd be great is take our kid like
Speaker 3: we go and you go to take your kid on
Speaker 3: the ride, and the last minute, right before the ride,
Speaker 3: the kid get it's off and one of us jumps on.
Speaker 3: So now we're over the four hundred limit.
Speaker 2: Just to see what happens. DOMI elect done. I mean
Speaker 2: we might be able to get the logistics of this
Speaker 2: down on two forty. What's everyone else looking like? Give
Speaker 2: me we're dude.
Speaker 4: Any any combination of us three is over four hundred,
Speaker 4: It's yeah, yeah, we're done.
Speaker 2: We're cooked. There's a little part of me that hope,
Speaker 2: part of me that was like, I'm still down to try.
Speaker 2: I'll brave it one more time, just to see what
Speaker 2: the fuck happens for science.
Speaker 6: Down to try.
Speaker 2: I don't mean, look, here's here's twenty bucks. Just let
Speaker 2: us go. I've already signed the waivers getting in here,
Speaker 2: and I'll like, this is a ship.
Speaker 4: It's my back that's gonna suffer, like like it's gonna
Speaker 4: be road rash, Like for sure, it's gonna be road rash,
Speaker 4: Like that's what's gonna happ.
Speaker 2: Did the next day I definitely had red marks, like
Speaker 2: on my lower back, my back fat.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it sucked.
Speaker 2: We Uh can we go to a water park? Yes?
Speaker 2: And dome? Can you wear a Yamica? Yes? Yeah, okay
Speaker 2: can last summer summer I saw happen?
Speaker 6: Can I do? I didn't wear a yamica last year?
Speaker 2: No? No? No, like legit like there was like like
Speaker 2: did I do that?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 2: Those I don't. I don't know what part in Judaism
Speaker 2: they're in, but like the ones where the curly hair,
Speaker 2: but they always wear like the Amish clothes. They were there,
Speaker 2: they were there and they had like his city. Did
Speaker 2: you see jen? No? But if I did, I would
Speaker 2: have been like there you are chair right to the face.
Speaker 6: You couldn't Like that's no bitch.
Speaker 2: But no, like.
Speaker 6: They they were different now.
Speaker 2: Looks like piles for sure.
Speaker 4: She fucking drank they somewhere, dude, there's no two ways
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just like worm food right now. But no,
Speaker 2: they okay, they legit the acidic attire. Like I said,
Speaker 2: the Amish, they had like swim suit did you like
Speaker 2: think Amish swimsuits?
Speaker 6: Did you say acid?
Speaker 2: No? His city, his cit that's so funny. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: acidic Jews. They're a little uh a little too much lemon,
Speaker 2: or aren't too much lemon in their gas tank? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I I will do this, but only only if I
Speaker 4: can wear a one piece either a banana hammock or
Speaker 4: a speedo and in the crotch it's a dradle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. And I'm one of the but and started.
Speaker 6: Yeah, done. So you get the bathing suit, I'll get
Speaker 6: the yamaka.
Speaker 2: It has to be the borat suit, right, it has
Speaker 2: to be that the drad The dradle has to.
Speaker 8: Be the dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I'm down with the star David on the back.
Speaker 6: That's fine, That's fine.
Speaker 4: And I'll find I'll find a yamaka that says something quirky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do it. I'm down.
Speaker 3: Every time you go to get on a ride, you
Speaker 3: just look at the person like this isn't my first chamber,
Speaker 3: and then fly down the slide.
Speaker 6: Just start screaming numbers two.
Speaker 3: As he's as he's going down the slide like that
Speaker 3: guy just say Aschwitzer a ship. I can't tell, well,
Speaker 3: judge you by the attire. I'm gonna say it's Aschwitz.
Speaker 2: That's so good.
Speaker 3: Dome Dome derailed the rundown, which is probably okay because apparently,
Speaker 3: apparently when I went to make my notes for our
Speaker 3: change of podcasts because Stone wasn't going to show up
Speaker 3: tonight but then he got he got cracking and got
Speaker 3: got on, I accidentally took out my old notes. So yeah,
Speaker 3: So anyway, but you were talking about what grind your gears,
Speaker 3: and the only thing that's been grinding my gear is
Speaker 3: like super super bad lately is the same ship that
Speaker 3: I think I said last time, which I fucking hate
Speaker 3: people and crosswalks. Yeah, they bother me so bad. It
Speaker 3: just bothers me so much.
Speaker 5: That specifically in front of stores, right, Well.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean is in parking lots, parking lot crosswalks,
Speaker 3: people are so ignorant and just they just go and
Speaker 3: it like they don't even look, and it's like almost
Speaker 3: like them like just hit me, just fucking hit me.
Speaker 2: Well wave, right, just look at the person that's coming,
Speaker 2: wave and see if they'll stop, and if they do, if.
Speaker 3: They don't, always I will always stop for you, unless
Speaker 3: I'm already in the middle of the fucking intersection. Right,
Speaker 3: I'm the guy that's gonna stop, and I'm gonna let too.
Speaker 3: Many people go where now I'm irritating because I've been
Speaker 3: too nuts.
Speaker 6: It's enticement.
Speaker 3: Just the people that just yeah, that's it entitled. They
Speaker 3: just walk out and it's just like they don't even look.
Speaker 3: They just walk and it's like, fuck you man, like
Speaker 3: you guys are a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they they feel they feel like they're impervious, that
Speaker 4: they're impenetrable to the problem that is in front of them,
Speaker 4: which is that my fucking vehicle weighs more and hurts
Speaker 4: when it hits you. Yes, so I don't have to
Speaker 4: stop you. I have to stop if you are already
Speaker 4: in the crosswalk. I do not have to stop if
Speaker 4: I have engaged to go through the crosswalk and you
Speaker 4: decide to walk in front of me, right, that's the law.
Speaker 2: That's right away.
Speaker 3: Men's when you're already in the crosswalk, you have right away.
Speaker 3: If I'm already in the crosswalk, you don't have right away.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: And that is a law that is That is not
Speaker 4: me making shit up. That is the way it right,
Speaker 4: That's the way it's written.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this, after working in the insurance
Speaker 2: field for a while, you'd be fucking surprised how many
Speaker 2: people have just a general misunderstanding or lack of understanding
Speaker 2: thereof all to them completely of what right of way
Speaker 2: means right and what general concept of right away is.
Speaker 2: You'd be so surprised how people are like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: like they should have stopped for macas I was turning. Well, no,
Speaker 2: you would have stopped signed they didn't. Yeah, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure they have the right to go and you don't.
Speaker 2: Well no, I was, I started going, so they should
Speaker 2: have stopped for me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's like?
Speaker 2: Do you that daft the yields signed to?
Speaker 6: Like in roundabouts?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I really fucking hate roundabouts. I hate them.
Speaker 2: I hate them twenty percent of all the claims I've
Speaker 2: ever done, and all the rambo.
Speaker 3: Like I will say recently, and I didn't think about
Speaker 3: this tilt. Something just brought it up just in the
Speaker 3: last week. I think four different times I've been waived
Speaker 3: to go ahead aggressively at a stop sign. And there's
Speaker 3: one thing I know really well, and it stop sign etiquette.
Speaker 3: And all of these people people were clearly stopped before
Speaker 3: I stopped, right, and all of them like wave and
Speaker 3: then they like they wave aggressively, like fucking go, Like,
Speaker 3: what's wrong with you, and I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'm just waiting my fucking turn, Terry.
Speaker 4: I will say this, I think that people at four
Speaker 4: way stops especially have gotten scared about other people not
Speaker 4: knowing what to do. They so they just they figure,
Speaker 4: fuck it, I'm just gonna wait, and then they get
Speaker 4: irritated because they're waiting for you to go, but you're
Speaker 4: doing the right thing and.
Speaker 2: Not right now.
Speaker 4: It's just become a problem that doesn't need doesn't need
Speaker 4: to exist well.
Speaker 3: And some of our some of our places around Kingdom,
Speaker 3: we have a lot of four way stops in Cana
Speaker 3: being as small a city, and so you get these
Speaker 3: ones in the morning that are busy and they have
Speaker 3: like two three cars deep on each side, and now
Speaker 3: it's a fucking catastrophe because it's like who's going, when
Speaker 3: are they going? And then Grandma can't take it anymore,
Speaker 3: so she's just taking everybody's star.
Speaker 6: Is pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly where. That's like one of the worst ones.
Speaker 2: That's the best place to be in a stop signed
Speaker 2: four way stop sign situation is to have multiple cars
Speaker 2: with you on the same side, because you look at
Speaker 2: them and you're like, we going Bud, we go it
Speaker 2: with fucking going Bud, let's go, and just being right
Speaker 2: for you blue key with you in the shield. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you know what, like you being by yourself in
Speaker 2: a busy intersection, like you're the only one on that
Speaker 2: side and you go, I almost feel like I'm committing
Speaker 2: a crime. Like there's like one person looking to turn left,
Speaker 2: go straight, and turn right on each way except me.
Speaker 2: There's only going straight. And I'm like, I'm that fucking
Speaker 2: asshole fucking seeing that shit happen. It's like geez, like
Speaker 2: you literally I've seen people, like in person and also
Speaker 2: video camera and testimonies just completely blowing stop signs and
Speaker 2: they're just like where that stap sign comes from? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know fucking side of the road.
Speaker 2: Everyone else can see it. I don't think anything's really changed,
Speaker 2: you know, it's right there.
Speaker 3: This morning I had this incident. I just completely totally
Speaker 3: forgot about it. So just right now, this is so
Speaker 3: unlike me to happen to me. This is normally like
Speaker 3: a dome thing, I guess, but I this morning, I
Speaker 3: left and my son asked to leave a little early
Speaker 3: because he wanted to stop by circle k and grab
Speaker 3: some stuff before he goes to work.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, sure, yeah, i'll take you.
Speaker 2: So I take him.
Speaker 3: There was no parking spots except for at the gas pump,
Speaker 3: and there was a gas pump that had the bag
Speaker 3: over the things.
Speaker 2: I'm like, perfect, I'll just park here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he goes inside and my windows down and I'm
Speaker 3: sitting there trying to catch up on your guys' fucking
Speaker 3: videos that you've sent me, specifically AJ from last night
Speaker 3: who went on a vendor, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this lady's like, hey, excuse me
Speaker 3: in my window because my window was down.
Speaker 2: Fucking scared me.
Speaker 3: Now I'm mad, Right now, I'm mad. And she's a
Speaker 3: fucking crackhead. And my only response is I whipped like this,
Speaker 3: And I was like, can I fucking help you? That's
Speaker 3: how I exactly said it, And she was like, Jesus
Speaker 3: fucking Christ, no, sorry to fucking bother yous around. Not
Speaker 3: only does she walk off, not only does she walk off,
Speaker 3: she doesn't say a word to anybody else in the
Speaker 3: parking lot and.
Speaker 2: Walks off of Circle KA property. Hell yeah, I was like,
Speaker 2: that was PiZZ doing the Lord's work. Get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of your crackhead.
Speaker 6: Win right there.
Speaker 2: But see the difference, you're like place. The difference between.
Speaker 4: Ship that happens to you and ship that happens to
Speaker 4: me is she would have gotten in my passenger fucking door.
Speaker 8: Hey, so hey, hey, hey, so don't that's why you
Speaker 8: don't open the door for them A.
Speaker 6: Good time, Tell you she standing warranty.
Speaker 4: She's like in my fucking face with her crack breath
Speaker 4: and her fucking little zin falling out.
Speaker 2: Out.
Speaker 5: Hey, compsuck your dick.
Speaker 2: She spits it on you, and she picks it back
Speaker 2: up and puts it in her mouth like nothing happen.
Speaker 5: You know what they say, it's good for herpes. Right
Speaker 5: if I got up a deca in a little decca,
Speaker 5: she pulls.
Speaker 2: At another wedding, goes to you want one, and goes
Speaker 2: to put it in your mouth. Oh God, I'm just
Speaker 2: I didn't have a perfect picture of this crackhead right now.
Speaker 2: I have a pery.
Speaker 6: For an extra twenty bucks, so shoved one in your asshole.
Speaker 2: Lebar came out and told me to get you from
Speaker 2: this fire back.
Speaker 6: God damn.
Speaker 4: She flips her hair back and there's a fucking tattoo
Speaker 4: with a king on the back of her neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, noing, knowing, knowing her, the fucking tattoo for lebar
Speaker 2: would be l A and then prison bars Jesus tattoo.
Speaker 6: Of chorus face with a fucking line through it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, you were not the father. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's good for her health, being the age that we
Speaker 2: are laughing.
Speaker 6: Probably not really not good for my stay in this hotel.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get kicked out.
Speaker 2: Three out of five stars.
Speaker 6: Room was great.
Speaker 2: Walls are old thing. Some fucking idiots recording a podcast
Speaker 2: every Monday night. Four and five stars. But bananas were great.
Speaker 4: The greatest part about this is that when I was
Speaker 4: checking in this week, I had made just a general
Speaker 4: comment about the amount of people that were here last
Speaker 4: week because there was a ton of stomping and stuff.
Speaker 4: There were kids in town, right There was some soccer
Speaker 4: tournament or something going on, so that the hotel was
Speaker 4: riddled with like fourteen year olds, and so there was
Speaker 4: just a shitload of kids running around stomping, and I
Speaker 4: just made mention of it. I wasn't complaining, and so
Speaker 4: the woman at the front desk, she gives me the
Speaker 4: fourth floor, so I don't have to worry about people
Speaker 4: stomping and doing all that shit out here.
Speaker 6: I am making a fucking ruck as being the dick.
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: How hard? I feel like this edible just hit me
Speaker 2: as he said there was fourteen year olds walking around,
Speaker 2: and I was like, how old were the four of them?
Speaker 4: Jesus out of Diddy's range but inside Epstein's.
Speaker 2: Oh man, sorry.
Speaker 3: I told h Dome and I were I think it
Speaker 3: was when we were golfing. I told Dome that I
Speaker 3: just created a conspiracy theory on the fly.
Speaker 2: You're ready for this whole.
Speaker 6: Second time around?
Speaker 2: Yes, there we go.
Speaker 3: All right, So Diddy is actually the person that killed
Speaker 3: Biggie and the reason he killed Biggest because Biggie wouldn't
Speaker 3: let him fuck him in the ass?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? That I think that's a that's a
Speaker 2: valid You know, I have seen that conspiracy theory, not
Speaker 2: like like fuck him, but where like did he did
Speaker 2: kill him because he was going to expose his secrets
Speaker 2: that he was? Yeah, but yeah, that and I think
Speaker 2: that might be one of the more plausible ones. Besides
Speaker 2: you know the one we all know who did it.
Speaker 2: It was KVD. But if it wasn't KVD, I might
Speaker 2: actually lean towards that.
Speaker 4: But what if Diddy convinced him to do it? What
Speaker 4: if Diddy manipulated the situation?
Speaker 2: Suit M it's possible.
Speaker 6: Are you high enough yet?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah? Maybe maybe I'm on the downer down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm ready for bed, you know. Weirdly enough. This sativa
Speaker 2: that I have is like I don't think it's it's
Speaker 2: got like a weird end to an Indica with it,
Speaker 2: where like when it's done, I want to take a nap.
Speaker 2: But that hybrid one didn't. The hybrid one. The hybrid
Speaker 2: one is like a normal hybrid, so it's like it
Speaker 2: just ends and it's good.
Speaker 4: So you had on your rundown you had rank your
Speaker 4: top five favorites and you said it was going to
Speaker 4: be a surprise, but.
Speaker 2: It was surprised.
Speaker 6: Do you have your.
Speaker 2: Lists talking to me?
Speaker 6: It's your rundown?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do want to hear this one from you, Dome.
Speaker 3: I asked Stone last week, and I know you haven't
Speaker 3: listened to the podcast because you asked me just.
Speaker 2: Like a day ago, if we if we recorded last week.
Speaker 3: So while he's looking that at who were named top
Speaker 3: three no honorable mentions. Top three w W E Heels
Speaker 3: of all time, Yes, oh man, because everybody talked about
Speaker 3: WW and we talked about entrances, we talked about.
Speaker 4: Can I okay, can I Can I say Degeneration X
Speaker 4: as one.
Speaker 3: Sure, I can give you that. That's a loophole, but
Speaker 3: I give you that number one because they were all
Speaker 3: collectively one he.
Speaker 4: Overall overall number one, Degeneration X, hands down, plain and simple.
Speaker 6: Number two.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's a tough one.
Speaker 6: I think Rick Flair.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 5: Rick Well, I'm gonna put Rick Flair number three.
Speaker 6: I feel like there's somebody else that missing, But I
Speaker 6: like Rick Flair up there just because of.
Speaker 5: What he did in that role in the time he
Speaker 5: was in it.
Speaker 2: Okay, there was a couple of times he did run
Speaker 2: a heel. He was mostly and he was good at it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was very he was very good at it.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that's tough, man, that's tough.
Speaker 6: I want to say Kane, as.
Speaker 3: You know, I actually think that's I think that's a
Speaker 3: really good one because Caine for the first couple of
Speaker 3: years when he first hit the show, being that completely
Speaker 3: no talk, mysterious heel. Yeah, with Paul Hayman and the
Speaker 3: backstory of being Undertaker's brother, and it was fucking believable.
Speaker 6: Dude, it was. It was so intense.
Speaker 4: It was such good cinematic television, you know. And every
Speaker 4: week it was like, is he gonna say something this week?
Speaker 4: Is he gonna get unmasked this week? How real is it?
Speaker 4: How true is it?
Speaker 5: And then they were also taking wrestling like up a.
Speaker 4: Notch at that time, like they were really pushing all
Speaker 4: of the boundaries.
Speaker 6: Mankind was in there and.
Speaker 4: You know, the hell and the Cell started and all
Speaker 4: these you know, fucking unruly matches were just one after
Speaker 4: another in that kind of time frame.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, that was like the big That would
Speaker 3: have been probably around like ninety seven, ninety eight, and
Speaker 3: it was like the insane ramp up of the attitude
Speaker 3: I could, like it wasn't even at its peak yet,
Speaker 3: but it was BCW.
Speaker 2: The Monday Night Wars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you said no honorable mentions. Yep, I'd stick
Speaker 4: with Rick Flair. There's a couple I would like to give,
Speaker 4: but I won't.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 6: You guys are just gonna have to use your imagination.
Speaker 2: You know. I know we went over this last time.
Speaker 2: I want to hear domes less though, I'm really curious dome. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's your top five favorite foods to kids or to
Speaker 2: eat as a kid? Right? Like foods? You when you
Speaker 2: think of that, you're like, that's the what I went
Speaker 2: to as.
Speaker 4: A kid, in no particular order, because I don't think
Speaker 4: I can rank one over another when it comes to food.
Speaker 4: Sometimes like this because it depends on my mood. But
Speaker 4: peanut butter and jelly with a glass of milk, fucking okay,
Speaker 4: top tier, top top tier cereal, cereal specifically some type
Speaker 4: of frosted cereal. So like frosted raise, crispies, frosted cheerios, frosted.
Speaker 2: Flakes, pretty pebbles, you know what I mean. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, Cheese and crackers, man like, hands down cheese and crackers,
Speaker 4: especially if you melt them so like you melt the
Speaker 4: cheese on the cracker, the cracker doesn't really matter. Ritz
Speaker 4: is preferred. Saltines is probably my least favorite, but all
Speaker 4: in all, the same thing with the cheese, Like, as
Speaker 4: long as it's not Swiss, it's fucking trash. Cheese good
Speaker 4: on sandwich is terrible on everything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just put it that way. When you think of saltines,
Speaker 2: I really only ever think of soup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, and this disc could just be because we
Speaker 4: were fucking super poor as a kid, but that was
Speaker 4: a treat for me. It was saltine crackers on a
Speaker 4: wood burning stove that we had in the house, which
Speaker 4: was nothing fancy, but my dad would take this little
Speaker 4: fucking metal tray that he found somewhere, probably the fucking trash,
Speaker 4: and he would put saltines on it and then cheap
Speaker 4: ass sheep sliced American cheese, government cheese and he would
Speaker 4: throw pieces of it on there and they let it
Speaker 4: sit on that wood burning stove and they would melt.
Speaker 6: And then that's what we would eat. And that was like,
Speaker 6: you know, treat.
Speaker 4: So let's see, we got cereal peanut butter and jelly
Speaker 4: with milk, cheese and crackers. Hot Dogs were huge for
Speaker 4: me as a kid, and when I think of my childhood,
Speaker 4: like eating hot dogs were really kind of a big
Speaker 4: thing for me. And then the ice cream from an
Speaker 4: actual ice cream truck and it, oh, and it's very
Speaker 4: different than the shit that we get now, Like I know,
Speaker 4: there's but the nostalgic of like going in and getting
Speaker 4: a deformed ninja turtle or you know, a fucking ice
Speaker 4: cream with the gumball at the bottom of the cone.
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, just it's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. You know.
Speaker 3: I had a friend that his mom had an ice
Speaker 3: cream truck, so I actually got to go to the
Speaker 3: store where they get their shit.
Speaker 2: Really, was it at like food depot or something.
Speaker 3: It's its own place. It's its own fucking place. It's
Speaker 3: like a it's like a costco for ice cream trucks.
Speaker 2: It's fucking wild.
Speaker 6: Don't want to go there. I'll go there instead of Disneyland.
Speaker 2: I think if I could have my own business, just
Speaker 2: like a BS part time one that really doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: but it's there if I want to make some money,
Speaker 2: it would be probably like ice cream truck, you know,
Speaker 2: just going around and just being like who wants to
Speaker 2: fucking ice cream? You know, like everybody loves ice cream,
Speaker 2: and there's kids that are willing to run outside and
Speaker 2: be like I stole my dad's five bucks, and I'm
Speaker 2: like sold.
Speaker 3: We will come up with a fancy name for it.
Speaker 3: But it's a double sided ice cream truck, so on
Speaker 3: one side you're selling ice cream to the kids, and
Speaker 3: on the other side. You're selling weed to the parents,
Speaker 3: not your cold stone still.
Speaker 2: Lights something lights, Stoned cold, stone Cold. Yeah, there we
Speaker 2: go Stoned Cold dome dresses up like Stone Cold.
Speaker 4: Instead of beers, I'm crashing fucking ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Please don't milk Halloween. For Halloween this year, can you
Speaker 2: please shave your beer down to just go? Tea? Right?
Speaker 2: And Andy and goes and goes Stone get a couple
Speaker 2: of braces.
Speaker 3: Maybe we wear a Stone Cold shirt because he wears
Speaker 3: his own shirt.
Speaker 6: Maybe we'll see im down.
Speaker 2: If not, can we be drinking drink? Yes?
Speaker 6: But you have to go as Paul bear. A has
Speaker 6: to come as one of the Dudley brothers.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, one of there's only one that he
Speaker 2: can choose. What I can't get some black paint? I
Speaker 2: only it's like, it's okay, I painted my whole body.
Speaker 2: It's not. It doesn't make it any better. To make
Speaker 2: it worse, you put red lipstick on? What the fuck
Speaker 2: is up with that?
Speaker 6: Fantastic?
Speaker 7: It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: We should all go as wrestlers. Yes, I was China.
Speaker 2: It's on a Friday this year. Dude, your kid is
Speaker 2: Charlotte Flair. Have you guys seen what Charlotte Flair looks like.
Speaker 3: Now I'm convinced Charlotte Flair died and they're just pawning
Speaker 3: somebody else off as Charlotte because she's had plastic surgery
Speaker 3: so much that she doesn't even in any perform Charlotte
Speaker 3: Flair from five ten years not not even like I
Speaker 3: had to do a double take.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not Charlotte.
Speaker 6: I mean, look at Amanda Vines. I mean, this shit happens.
Speaker 2: We had to look at her for twenty something years.
Speaker 2: They don't have to anymore. Go bye, bitch.
Speaker 3: It's only funny because Stone and I were texting like
Speaker 3: an hour before the show, because I told him there's
Speaker 3: two things that live rent free in my head. Number One,
Speaker 3: he was talking to Tabby from Grace Tapper and he
Speaker 3: just said and he said, hey, Tabby sick sick Philip
Speaker 3: Seymour Hoffmann cost Jesus, and I.
Speaker 6: Can't see it once she's once He said that.
Speaker 3: I was like, she looks like, yes, that's correct. H
Speaker 3: And then two, which you've never met this aunt Tomar's dome.
Speaker 3: But uh, he text me about Amanda Bindes how she
Speaker 3: looks now and he's like this is what our aunt
Speaker 3: Pat would look like when she was young.
Speaker 2: Dud. It fucking checks out.
Speaker 3: It checks out a lot, but nothing beats the Philip
Speaker 3: seymore hot. I think I almost pissed myself the first
Speaker 3: time I saw that. Anyways, see if I can find it, fine,
Speaker 3: will find.
Speaker 2: That picture, because goddamn dude, it like when you look
Speaker 2: at that picture, you're like, holy shit.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm. We're just gonna pause and wait until he
Speaker 6: finds it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna wait in silence. No, it hasn't ended yet.
Speaker 2: We're just waiting. Top five, Oh, both of you. Top
Speaker 2: five dog breeds? Your favorite dog braids? Jordan'na start with you?
Speaker 2: M M, let's go, uh, German Shepherd number five. It's
Speaker 2: just it's trusty. It's true. Every at some.
Speaker 3: Point in my life, I've always wanted to have a
Speaker 3: German Shepherd as a dog, and I still would till
Speaker 3: this day.
Speaker 2: I just think they're they're cool dogs. Number five.
Speaker 3: Let's go with a bulldog. A lot of health issues,
Speaker 3: but they're just fun. Part of that might be the
Speaker 3: Robin Big you know, meaty uh back in the day
Speaker 3: riding ryding deer Dick's skateboard.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Number three Number three black lab, specifically black lab. I've
Speaker 3: known a lot of people that had black Labs. I
Speaker 3: think they were they were all great dogs, like you
Speaker 3: always I always wanted a black dog named Max. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's just the only name you.
Speaker 2: Can give a black Lab, Not Devon, not not deep
Speaker 2: Lo Max. Uh. Number two of French bulldog.
Speaker 3: I think there was a guy that used to own
Speaker 3: a gun shop here in town, and he had a
Speaker 3: brand French Bulldog. Is one of the coolest dogs I've
Speaker 3: ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: Number one basket hown. Shout out to my old basket.
Speaker 3: If I could get a bass hound like that every
Speaker 3: fucking time, like I would always have a basket down
Speaker 3: way fucking cool.
Speaker 2: So that's my last little bowling balls when they run. Yeah,
Speaker 2: little bowling balls. M hm, tell me what about you baby.
Speaker 6: From five to one, uh, I would say.
Speaker 4: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Nate Dog, the Dog Pound, Rode
Speaker 4: road Dog, and Snoop dogg.
Speaker 2: Wow road Dog, that Cinderella story all the I up
Speaker 2: to number two. Yeah, Oh you didn't know you've been there, somebody.
Speaker 4: I I love bulldogs kind of the same thing, though
Speaker 4: I would probably never own one, just because of the
Speaker 4: simple fact that they are a money pit and a
Speaker 4: half and as much as I love them, yeah, I
Speaker 4: just I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Beagles. I love beagles.
Speaker 6: I think they're fucking absolutely adorable. Again, shitload of problems,
Speaker 6: a ton of issues. Labs love labs. I love Labrador.
Speaker 4: Retrievers, Golden Retrievers, I mean sorry, Golden Retrievers, and Golden doodles.
Speaker 6: Captain Captain I have now is a golden Doodle, and
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: He's a black dud.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, he he is.
Speaker 4: He's fucking amazing, dude, this dog like hands down, intense personality,
Speaker 4: so fucking cute.
Speaker 6: Love them to death.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I if I got another one, if I ever
Speaker 5: got another.
Speaker 6: Dog after the two that I have now it's it's
Speaker 6: definitely gonna be another doodle, another golden doodle.
Speaker 2: For yeah, awesome. What about you Stone, you know, Honorable
Speaker 2: Mention would be a golden doodle because they have a
Speaker 2: lot of energy, a lot of energy, but they are
Speaker 2: like so much fun and they look so interesting. Number
Speaker 2: five for maybe the wiener dog. Those little things are adorable.
Speaker 2: If I could have a little dog, it would be
Speaker 2: one of those. Or if she be you new they're
Speaker 2: both adorable too, but I think the winter dog just
Speaker 2: a little bit, a little bit more piple. For sure.
Speaker 2: Love pipples as long as you raise them right. They're
Speaker 2: good dogs, just like any other dog. But they are
Speaker 2: like so like, loyal and trusting, and I love the
Speaker 2: relationship I've had with pipples over the years of my
Speaker 2: friend's houses. Number three Doberman's.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think Dobleman's are adorable and they have so much personality, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: especially the red ruby nose ones oh man, I would
Speaker 2: have when I would call her ruby. For sure. Number
Speaker 2: two would be any labs I think particular for me,
Speaker 2: either a Golden Retriever or a white Lab. Shout out
Speaker 2: to Elvis, Miss Elvis. He was the best boy, fucking
Speaker 2: big old blackhead. He was a bully, fucking horse. He
Speaker 2: was a fucking bully of a white Lab. He was huge,
Speaker 2: all muscle too. That dog could run a forty in
Speaker 2: like a two flat. Oh my god. But yeah, any
Speaker 2: lab for number two, and the number one is a
Speaker 2: German Shepherd. I love shepherds. I had a half black Lab,
Speaker 2: half German Shepherd named Juju and I missed jujuw She
Speaker 2: was so sweet. Jews so fucking intelligent, Like she really
Speaker 2: understood a lot, you know, like every time my hand
Speaker 2: went up, she pointed to her as a Jew's like
Speaker 2: she just understood. You know, she really did snip out pennies,
Speaker 2: like she found Jordan's X. I don't know where, but
Speaker 2: damn it was underneath a tree outside of a synagogue.
Speaker 2: But you know she's there under under Yeah. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was wild. Wild. They they bury, you know, lots of tunnels.
Speaker 2: Shout out to New York. I feel like it was
Speaker 2: a Mark Norman joke right there, Mark Norman, he's a
Speaker 2: one letter but but yeah, Jeremy Shepherd for sure number one.
Speaker 2: Love it, love it all right, Well, it's been it's
Speaker 2: been fun. I've had fun bullshitting tonight. It's good, good time.
Speaker 2: And so let's close this bitch out. What did we say?
Speaker 2: One eighty one? All right? Catch next week later. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: what do the Chinese do during an erection? They vote
Speaker 2: you racist? Oh? I thought they beat it because they can't.
Speaker 6: I said, erection in erection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a couple of different ways you can go there.