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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen to And it's our sticker plants in the

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<v Speaker 2>wall right, speaking of our stickers.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I left my fucking water bottle at Stone's house

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<v Speaker 3>on Saturday, and I realized that we were literally just

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<v Speaker 3>to turn on a Sienna heights. When I realized this,

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<v Speaker 3>and someone's like, you, let me turn around, I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>just keep sucking going.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, it's right there. I'm like, no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to lose that ninety seconds. Just keep going, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just go, just just so. Then I found one of

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<v Speaker 3>my other water bottles that's like the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I think twenty six ounces, the stupid Walmart brand,

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<v Speaker 3>but this one is covered in stickers.

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<v Speaker 2>And look at look at that bad boy. Yeah there

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<v Speaker 2>it is the og, the og. Speaking of the one

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<v Speaker 2>right above it, Tai wanted me to tell you why.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to take a drink of my water bottle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my microphone. I'm holding up my water bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh je nice? Why why can't I say hi himself?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>It means more when it comes from like four people

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<v Speaker 4>tells me, tell stoned to tell Tie High back from.

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<v Speaker 2>I will relay the message. Yeah. We met up for

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<v Speaker 2>D and D on Sunday and he was like, tell

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<v Speaker 2>tell them.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, donuts nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dick and donuts, baby dick, Dick and more dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You always most people go for the long johnsm It's

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<v Speaker 3>a dick shaped doughnut.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. I would. I mean, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 2>they modeled it after.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think that I think if you made sexually

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<v Speaker 4>shaped donuts, they would sell very well.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they're all sexually shaped. If you think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just no.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean like actually just made it look like a

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<v Speaker 6>vagina made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they pink sprinkled. They even have sprinkles for the

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<v Speaker 2>crabs on them.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, is that the maple bacon one because it

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<v Speaker 4>shreds your mouth when you eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean if you're a kermit, yeah, because you're into

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<v Speaker 2>miss Piggy, you know, with that bacon.

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<v Speaker 3>I I've tried a maple bacon donut and I was

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<v Speaker 3>not not not I was not a huge fan neither

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<v Speaker 3>of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like it was good, yeah, but it wasn't. You

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<v Speaker 2>can think of think of well, to me, it was

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what I was expecting. And because it was exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what I was expecting, and I kind of wasn't expecting

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<v Speaker 2>to be wowed, I wasn't wowed, if that makes sense,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I wanted it to be better.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll tell you the most the most underrated donut

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<v Speaker 4>I've ever had, in the one donut that just kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like blew me off my fucking rocker was a

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<v Speaker 4>peanut butter and jelly donut, so that there was jelly

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<v Speaker 4>on the inside and the frosting on the top was

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<v Speaker 4>a peanut butter frosting. And originally I was just like,

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<v Speaker 4>there's no way this is going to be like phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll probably be decent, but I want to try it.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to try it. It was unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only filled one I would have, Like, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like any of the filled ones, custard, jelly,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like any of that, but I would take

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<v Speaker 2>that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Because and so during Passover, I guess it's a tradition

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<v Speaker 3>in Poland to make these things called pat skis, and

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<v Speaker 3>Bash just does them here and they only do them

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<v Speaker 3>during Lent and it's basically like a sugar doughnut with

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<v Speaker 3>fruit filling. And so I grabbed one to take to work,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, back in like March, and it said it sorted,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just didn't look in the box. I just

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<v Speaker 3>looked at the side of the box. It was apple filling.

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<v Speaker 3>That thing tasted like a goddamn apple pios.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then like I think it was the week of

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<v Speaker 3>Easter that I had got those to the next week

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<v Speaker 3>I called to ask if they still had them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, no, last week was last week. Fuck y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are good. Those are really good. I might get

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<v Speaker 4>donuts later this week. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>There's you got probably so many good places, at least

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of good places around you.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a place called Duck Donuts that's pretty damn good.

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<v Speaker 4>And then there's a place called Sea of Sweets that's

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<v Speaker 4>not too far from here that has a killer fucking cronut.

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<v Speaker 4>M absolute fucking banger of a cronut, nice, thick, fluffy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I told you Stone, but I

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<v Speaker 3>remember telling them I had the idea when we did

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<v Speaker 3>those croissant'mores to get a cronut and.

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<v Speaker 2>Use that and so we did. Oh baby Jesus, the

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<v Speaker 2>underson of my desk is fucking sticky.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm still a little pissed you didn't invite me over

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<v Speaker 4>for that, but whatever you were out of town. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not the fucking point you would have bailed, and still

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<v Speaker 4>not the point you're the new Bailey.

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<v Speaker 6>Still not the point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I was was I'm not gonna lie. When

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<v Speaker 2>I read your text on Sunday, I was relieved.

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<v Speaker 7>I know you would be. I know you both would be, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>But I I legit was like thank you. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>was exhausted, definitely, Dude.

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<v Speaker 7>Last week with the girls was fucking wild. Should we

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<v Speaker 7>intro ourselves? There's a daco epsode when to do one?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm done, But yeah, That'snome over there asylo.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, just high as a kite.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so last week taking to himself.

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<v Speaker 6>Last week I brought the girls.

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<v Speaker 2>I got buttons. I don't know what they do hold on. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there we go. Ex accurate.

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<v Speaker 4>But I brought the girls and one of their friends

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<v Speaker 4>with me to California and we ended up going to

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<v Speaker 4>Universal Studios during the week because I had some free time.

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<v Speaker 4>Work didn't work, didn't pan out the way it was

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>This motherfucker sends me a text of a picture of

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<v Speaker 3>him at a ride and it's fucking like ten thirty

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<v Speaker 3>eight am.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said back, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, yeah, the girls and I are

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<v Speaker 3>at Universal Studios and he said, I took the day off.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, but I took the day off. It means

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<v Speaker 3>you're still getting paid for today. You decided to ditch

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<v Speaker 3>and go to fucking Universal Studios. And then you just

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<v Speaker 3>said to a gift of somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I mean, you know, to your point, Nome sick

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<v Speaker 2>days are meant to be used. And he was, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just jealous.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't me. I mean, I'm not I'm not that petty.

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<v Speaker 2>I can admit it. I was jealous.

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<v Speaker 4>It was It was a beautiful mental health day, metal

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<v Speaker 4>health day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Those need to happen, they absolutely do.

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<v Speaker 6>It was fun. We had a blast.

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<v Speaker 4>I got to watch my kid freak out on the

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<v Speaker 4>mom your ride and damn near wetter self.

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<v Speaker 6>Mario.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's technically called Nintendo World, you know, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>it's riddled with stuff about Mario and and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was Nintendo wouldn't be what it is with that correct?

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<v Speaker 4>It exceeded expectation. I was a little disappointed in the

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<v Speaker 4>prices of some stuff for the quality of the things

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<v Speaker 4>that that that they have at Universal. Now there's a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of things at Universal that have great thought behind them,

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<v Speaker 4>but the execution is terrible. So like like they have

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<v Speaker 4>these like cal zones where they're shaped like mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and it's.

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<v Speaker 5>A phenomenal idea, but the filling is just lacking.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible. They were, they were that I'd rather eat. Come

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<v Speaker 2>the popcorn? Was that? Did you see the popcorn that

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<v Speaker 2>had like sprinkled next my run down?

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna do a reviews, but only dumb is particularly.

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<v Speaker 6>We will be.

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<v Speaker 2>Judging, Yeah, we will be judging him not eating it. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>first up mustard eggs. There we go. Damn, somebody from episode.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't making it myself. Somebody makes it. I'll do it,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'm not making it myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'll sudden my mom down. She'll make it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when you don't need it, she'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck it, it's mine.

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<v Speaker 6>Will she use her eggs?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're long gone. Do you think she has any left?

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<v Speaker 2>Long gone? Long gone? I'm safe that hell gotta hysterect

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<v Speaker 2>me as soon as she could. She tried to get

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<v Speaker 2>it in ninety one, and they told me yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then my ass came along. She listened to shit anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>She gave up on us a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Blake twice. If you're so safe, Bobby Dome, what's your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite ride to go on at Universal?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually really and so I really enjoyed the new

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<v Speaker 4>Mario Kart Ride.

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<v Speaker 6>Basically the Mario Kart Ride.

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<v Speaker 4>As you get in, you get in a cart and

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<v Speaker 4>they give you a little Mario hat that advisor clips

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<v Speaker 4>onto and that visor is a VR visor. So as

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<v Speaker 4>you're going through the cart ride, you're going through the

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<v Speaker 4>Rainbow Road ride, you know, you see in your visor

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<v Speaker 4>all your enemies, and then you have buttons that you

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<v Speaker 4>press and you shoot shells at those enemies and you score.

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<v Speaker 6>You score points.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So me being a gamer, I'm fucking, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>kicking ass and taking names right. Like the whole time

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going through this ride, I'm thinking, I haven't missed

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<v Speaker 4>a shot. Everything's perfect. I'm scoring points left and right.

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<v Speaker 4>We get to the end and I look at Kelly

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<v Speaker 4>and Kelly goes, how'd you do?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, and she goes, what the score came up?

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<v Speaker 6>Did you see it? And I was like, nah, I

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<v Speaker 6>didn't see it. She goes, I got one fifteen.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, cool, Like I got to be

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<v Speaker 4>close to you, you know, trying to be humble. I

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<v Speaker 4>got a fucking zero, a fat, fucking zero. She looked

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<v Speaker 4>at me and she goes, you were blue right, just

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<v Speaker 4>like that dude, straight faced, little smirk on her, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>She goes, you were blue right, and I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 6>I was green. She's like, no, you weren't. She goes,

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<v Speaker 6>what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>The thing must have been broken, stupid VR goggles must

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<v Speaker 4>have been broken. Yeah, dude, she skunk the shit out

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<v Speaker 4>of me. I don't know what the hell I did.

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<v Speaker 4>But I missed every shot evidently, or yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You miss every shot you don't take, okay, well true.

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<v Speaker 4>But my overall ride that I actually like the most

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<v Speaker 4>is the Jurassic Park ride.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's fun. It's a good it's

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<v Speaker 6>a good time, so much fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know it's coming, but it's just it's a

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<v Speaker 4>good ride and I don't mind getting wet. I usually

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<v Speaker 4>Other than that, you know, the rest of them are

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<v Speaker 4>all pretty equal. I think I think the Mummy's too short.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it a lot, but the Mummy is way

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<v Speaker 4>too short. It needs to be twice the length that

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<v Speaker 4>it is. The Harry Potter grit Hippogrith ride is also

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah outside, you know, but the inside one. But the

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<v Speaker 2>inside one's bitch by far is my favorite. I think

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan would really like that one too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fucking sick, well, especially for him because like you

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we need to get him a booster seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah. But it's sick though, because you go through

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty it's sick. It's really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>The new the new ride. We got to see the

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<v Speaker 4>construction of the new Fast and Furious ride. You did,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tree in the middle.

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<v Speaker 6>I will be first, and it's on fire. I will

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<v Speaker 4>I hear they're putting like a tribute to him somewhere

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<v Speaker 4>in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the tree.

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<v Speaker 4>No, So I'm excited for it. It looks it looks intense,

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<v Speaker 4>It looks it looks really intense.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I just think that the video that the

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<v Speaker 3>whoever the asshole was that a genius. Also that's spliced

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<v Speaker 3>from the first one when he's looking at Eva Mendez

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<v Speaker 3>and he's just like driving like balls to the wall

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<v Speaker 3>and he just keeps looking at her, and then somebody

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<v Speaker 3>cut to the scene of the news segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Walker dies. That's so good. Fuck get right that there

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<v Speaker 2>will never be a time when that comes up. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, I'm absolved of laughing. No, every time

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<v Speaker 2>I laugh, I'm gonna equally feel like a piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 2>But also it's the greatest thing I've ever laughed at ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you imagine if Vin Diesel went the same route

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<v Speaker 4>that Bam marsh Era went like after Ryan done, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah spiraled. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Bam was already on his way down and

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<v Speaker 3>that just vaulted him. Yeah, Ryan was probably the last

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<v Speaker 3>thing holding him to get agreed. Yeah, I was Actually

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<v Speaker 3>I was actually sad about the when Ryan done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it was like, you know, a massive icon

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<v Speaker 2>of our up you know, childhood upbringing. You know like

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<v Speaker 2>that we all kind of secretly looked up not secretly,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you know your parents did munch you're looking

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<v Speaker 2>up to him, but you kind of did anyways, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I mean he had he had that charisma.

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<v Speaker 2>We made jackass videos. Yeah yeah, I think everybody everybody

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<v Speaker 2>from our generations. Oh yeah, yeah. I remember going over

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<v Speaker 2>friend's houses and they're like, yeah, man, like go over

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<v Speaker 2>that little that little hump right there, and it's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like you're like Matt Hoffman, you know, going off and

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<v Speaker 2>going or not Matt Hoffman, but Ryan Done going off

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<v Speaker 2>into the cactus bush. And I was like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get fucked up, Like I remember doing that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like fake falling into like my friend's bush roller blades. See,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody was there for that one, but that one had

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<v Speaker 2>the best effect. Get in the ring with bulls while

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<v Speaker 2>you're wearing there's not gonna be anything left by the

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<v Speaker 2>time the bulls get there, they're just gonna have a pity.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you guys do would you guys do something like

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<v Speaker 4>that like the running of the bull, or no getting

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<v Speaker 4>into any kind of rodeo arena where you were the

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<v Speaker 4>rodeo clown or whatever you had to stand in the circle,

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<v Speaker 4>you know. Some of them for rodeos they do like

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<v Speaker 4>how long can you stay in the circle, and then

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<v Speaker 4>they let a bull loose.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, like when they were on the teeter totters

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<v Speaker 2>and shit. Yeah no yeah, FUCKI no. There's been a

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<v Speaker 2>list of stuff ever since I became a parent that

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to do that now is like off the table, right,

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<v Speaker 2>bungee jumping, sky jumping or skyd having stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but that one has always been a no.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything with balls has always been a no. Every time

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<v Speaker 2>I see someone get killed in the stampede in fucking Spain,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wow, let me go where a fucking butcher's

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<v Speaker 2>cut around my neck and go in the ocean. Run

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<v Speaker 2>sharps video I sent you guys the other day that

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<v Speaker 2>oh that girl percent she's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>The center of the bull's head hit the center of

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<v Speaker 4>her chest and she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just done done, And that's already she got decimated in

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<v Speaker 2>her hip, like completely. Even if she lived, like she

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<v Speaker 2>would not be able to walk ever again, unless she

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<v Speaker 2>had a complete hip replacement, complete femur replacement, probably get

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<v Speaker 2>part of shacks member in there, like whatever you gotta do,

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<v Speaker 2>but fucking get hit in the chest, Like yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>done done zo.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say that I've done noticed that the Internet

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<v Speaker 4>has desensitized me because I watched a video of a

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<v Speaker 4>dude bungee jumping and it went wrong and as it

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<v Speaker 4>goes down, you can see him get kind of tangled

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<v Speaker 4>up and you can see the cord wrap around his

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<v Speaker 4>neck and the video cuts out.

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<v Speaker 6>But me, I was pissed because I was like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to know, why does he go blue? Does he

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<v Speaker 2>not does round before he gets hung?

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<v Speaker 6>Like does his head pop off? Like you know, a

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<v Speaker 6>fucking ZiT?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I wanted to know, and I didn't necessarily have

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<v Speaker 4>to see it, but I wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been a couple of times lately Instagram has been

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<v Speaker 2>sending me down rabbit holes where I'm like, dude, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>did you really have to go up and smack that

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<v Speaker 2>car he shot you in the face? Yeah, you fucking retard.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see another retard get shot in the face

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<v Speaker 2>and like I go down to fucking or like some

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<v Speaker 2>like horrible car accidents where you know people are dead

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm just like, God, damn, I hate to for

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking adjustter doing that.

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<v Speaker 6>I watched one of a police chase yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched one of a police chase and the car

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<v Speaker 4>ended up hitting the back end of a dump truck.

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<v Speaker 4>Well a lot of what most people don't know is

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<v Speaker 4>the rear end of most dump trucks have sharp points

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<v Speaker 4>to them, and it literally peeled the side of the

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<v Speaker 4>car open. It was the side of the sucking driver. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>just like a cand opener.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>You could see the body hanging out the back of

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<v Speaker 4>the car because it hit and ripped whoever it was

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<v Speaker 4>him or whatever all the way to the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, yeah, you know, it's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I guess positive for that person is

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<v Speaker 3>you don't feel it.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe, I mean maybe maybe I don't know that they

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<v Speaker 4>were dead when the car finally came to a rolling stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe not. You would think The ones that get

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<v Speaker 2>me the most though, like, like just the most pissed off.

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<v Speaker 2>For the street takeovers. I hate those so much because

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<v Speaker 2>they're so fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean the street takeovers?

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<v Speaker 2>Like this, we're So the street takeovers are where like

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of kids, like like one hundred or two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred of them go to an intersection, they block it off,

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<v Speaker 2>and then cars do donuts and then people are running

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<v Speaker 2>in and out like small races. Yeah, and whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>see the donuts happen, there's always some dumb ass that

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<v Speaker 2>gets too close filming and then boom, like gets hit

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<v Speaker 2>and gets launched or goes under. And there was one

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<v Speaker 2>guy that went under and this dude had this u

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<v Speaker 2>GT and its flames were coming out of the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>exhaust and it burnt his ass like so like he

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<v Speaker 2>had his pants were were burnt off and you can

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<v Speaker 2>see his legs were just charcoal. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like like forty percent of your body right there

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<v Speaker 2>and skin grafts off the bat.

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<v Speaker 6>Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't that doesn't grind my gears because those people

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<v Speaker 4>get what they deserve. Like you're, yeah, play stupid game,

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<v Speaker 4>wins stuper prize.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like at the end of the day, it is

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<v Speaker 2>that when sup you know, play super games win superprizes.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I get I get irritated with shit that's rape,

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<v Speaker 4>that's purposely done for rage bait or now like you

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<v Speaker 4>have these people who are creative, Yeah you can see yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>yeah that are that are a fake with fake news

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<v Speaker 4>and and and it's it's solely for the purpose to

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<v Speaker 4>piss people off, right, They don't you know that the

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<v Speaker 4>people who posted it don't really believe what they said,

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<v Speaker 4>or even if they did, they don't care. They literally

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<v Speaker 4>just want to start the argument and rage people out

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<v Speaker 4>where their views go sky go, you know, through the roof,

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<v Speaker 4>and their their comment sections go through the roof. And

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<v Speaker 4>that's the only reason why it's literally it's literally just

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<v Speaker 4>for clickbait. And that's the kind of shit that pisses

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<v Speaker 4>me off because it perpetuates just this nasty mentality in

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<v Speaker 4>the world that we don't need. You know, it's got

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<v Speaker 4>us fighting against each other because everybody's opinion matters more

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<v Speaker 4>than the next person's, you know. And that's that's the

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<v Speaker 4>kind of shit that pisses me off because it's what

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<v Speaker 4>we don't need in this country especially now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know there's that true that age old drinking salute.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, here's to you, here's to me, should be

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<v Speaker 2>disagreat fuck years to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw two people get in a fight at

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<v Speaker 3>a Safeway parking lot today. Ooh yeah, they were both

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<v Speaker 3>in there, probably like late sixties, early seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic eight, a taller overweight.

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<v Speaker 3>But the best part, the best part too, was I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what was happening until it happened, because the

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<v Speaker 3>one guy kind of he wasn't even in the guy's face,

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<v Speaker 3>but he was close, and he was like he said

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<v Speaker 3>something that to me immediately sounded sarcastic, but I thought

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<v Speaker 3>he was talking to him as like, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>Dome and I, how we talked to each other in personally, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like it didn't it didn't seem bad. But then all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden, the other guy just started swinging on him.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's hitting him in like his man tits in

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<v Speaker 3>his stomach, and he like tries to throw a lake kick,

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<v Speaker 3>and his foot maybe came three inches off the ground,

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, but I stopped at first, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, one of these fuckers lands they're in a

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<v Speaker 3>parking lot, Yeah, you have the fucking the car bumpers

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<v Speaker 3>right there, and then like you may just have to

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<v Speaker 3>break it up, right, So I stopped, And then when

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<v Speaker 3>I realized ain't nobody getting knocked out in this fight.

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<v Speaker 3>I just walked in the safe, went about my business,

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<v Speaker 3>get my noodles, and then uh, I'm doing self checkout.

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<v Speaker 3>And at this point I called dome and then all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden, these people in the front are like

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<v Speaker 3>run and they're like yeah, they're right outside, and the

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00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:04.720
<v Speaker 3>manager goes out there, and I just tool along outside

426
00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:06.799
<v Speaker 3>and all these people are watching. I know exactly what's

427
00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:10.920
<v Speaker 3>going on. I go to my car, which is right

428
00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:13.839
<v Speaker 3>across from where this is going on, and the one

429
00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:17.599
<v Speaker 3>guy's got a busted eyelid bleeding. The other guys knelt

430
00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:19.400
<v Speaker 3>on the ground, So I don't know how he got

431
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.400
<v Speaker 3>to the ground or what's going on, but he looks

432
00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:24.920
<v Speaker 3>like he's winded, like he just ran one hundred yard dash.

433
00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:28.039
<v Speaker 4>Such for a fight, you know what I mean, right

434
00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:30.920
<v Speaker 4>sixty sixty Yes, those old guy fights.

435
00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, way out of shit.

436
00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:37.400
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of shit you see on like like golf

437
00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.319
<v Speaker 3>courses and ship like that, except in those cases you

438
00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:41.960
<v Speaker 3>get dumb fucking idiots to have the club in the

439
00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:43.960
<v Speaker 3>hand and start swinging.

440
00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:46.519
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Have you ever seen anybody get hit with a

441
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:47.039
<v Speaker 6>golf club?

442
00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Fucking gnarly other than a shin.

443
00:23:50.279 --> 00:23:54.880
<v Speaker 6>Fucking dude, the face. Oh man, I wreck Could you.

444
00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Have a fucking hurt?

445
00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:59.720
<v Speaker 6>Yeah? It breaks bones, dude, Oh.

446
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Shit, I reckon like pitching wedge, like curved in, just

447
00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:07.559
<v Speaker 2>big flat surface this pitching nine hybrids.

448
00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.839
<v Speaker 6>Hey they work, they work.

449
00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

450
00:24:13.319 --> 00:24:15.559
<v Speaker 4>So pissed off at fucking Roger Dunn golf here and

451
00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:17.480
<v Speaker 4>fucking Ranchok, piece of shit.

452
00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:21.039
<v Speaker 6>Couldn't hold my bag for me, cocksucker.

453
00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:24.039
<v Speaker 2>He told you he wasn't gonna hold it, bitch.

454
00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:26.359
<v Speaker 6>He's probably got it. It's probably sitting in the back.

455
00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:27.480
<v Speaker 6>He probably knew I was coming.

456
00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I said. He was like, I'm gonna put this thing

457
00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:30.839
<v Speaker 2>in the back.

458
00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:33.240
<v Speaker 6>There was contact stone, there was a bag.

459
00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:35.160
<v Speaker 4>There was a golf bag here, and I saw it

460
00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:37.359
<v Speaker 4>last week and I asked the guy to hold it

461
00:24:37.359 --> 00:24:41.480
<v Speaker 4>because it was on sale and it was a really

462
00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:44.200
<v Speaker 4>really low price. So I do understand if it did sell,

463
00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:47.160
<v Speaker 4>I do understand why. But I didn't have room to

464
00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:48.279
<v Speaker 4>take it home last week.

465
00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:50.359
<v Speaker 6>So I asked the guy, was like, hey, can you know,

466
00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:51.839
<v Speaker 6>can you hold it?

467
00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:53.480
<v Speaker 4>Gave me a ration of ship, was like, now we

468
00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.079
<v Speaker 4>don't do that, and I was like, look, I'll pay

469
00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 4>for it right now. All you gotta do is just

470
00:24:56.599 --> 00:24:58.400
<v Speaker 4>stick it behind the counter and just hold it like

471
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<v Speaker 4>I'll be back next week.

472
00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:02.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm coming back next Monday. Now I don't do that.

473
00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:05.640
<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's God, God, and he just gave me shit.

474
00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:07.640
<v Speaker 4>And then fucking sure enough, dude, I went in there

475
00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:08.279
<v Speaker 4>first thing this.

476
00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:12.000
<v Speaker 6>Morning and go go. But now they're not getting my business.

477
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.200
<v Speaker 4>And now tomorrow I'm gonna go in because I don't

478
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:16.480
<v Speaker 4>have to work, and I'm gonna sit on their golf

479
00:25:16.519 --> 00:25:19.319
<v Speaker 4>simulator for as long as I fucking humanly possibly can

480
00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.559
<v Speaker 4>and take up as much space as I humanly possibly can.

481
00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:28.519
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm just gonna say, in fairness to the people,

482
00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:31.279
<v Speaker 3>they may find it comical watching you on the golf.

483
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:35.240
<v Speaker 6>That's fine, that's not the point.

484
00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.519
<v Speaker 3>I've never I've never seen a guy hit it three

485
00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:40.240
<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifty yards to the left to then turn

486
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:41.640
<v Speaker 3>around and hit three hundred and fifty.

487
00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Yards for the right.

488
00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:45.079
<v Speaker 6>Sir, sir, sir, you are you are putting.

489
00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:47.440
<v Speaker 2>One out of every thirty go three hundred yards straight.

490
00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:50.359
<v Speaker 4>You're putting our patrons in danger. Can you please stop

491
00:25:50.440 --> 00:25:52.079
<v Speaker 4>hitting the opposite direction.

492
00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Golf simulators? Like? Sorry, I can't compute that, So can

493
00:25:57.240 --> 00:25:59.839
<v Speaker 2>you get those children out of the fucking pond, please.

494
00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:02.720
<v Speaker 6>It just comes up and says, stop, stops trying.

495
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:03.519
<v Speaker 2>Do you suck?

496
00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:05.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

497
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Grayson comes in all pissed off.

498
00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:10.519
<v Speaker 8>They won't let me play in the pond.

499
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I just want to play.

500
00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh dude, he's shit. He's a trip man.

501
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:17.759
<v Speaker 2>He's a good kid.

502
00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:20.880
<v Speaker 6>He's a good kid. He's he's been he.

503
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:22.480
<v Speaker 4>I tried to get him to go to the Boys

504
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:28.960
<v Speaker 4>and Girls club in town and he was like, why, Like,

505
00:26:29.079 --> 00:26:34.920
<v Speaker 4>so you can interact with other people, other kids your age? Why, Like,

506
00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:38.039
<v Speaker 4>because it's healthy, it's good for you that you're not

507
00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:44.440
<v Speaker 4>just sitting at home. No, I'm okay, So I don't

508
00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:49.799
<v Speaker 4>want to. I'm happy, like really, it's like, yeah, Like

509
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.599
<v Speaker 4>what about when you say you get bored? He's like, hmm,

510
00:26:54.880 --> 00:26:55.279
<v Speaker 4>that is it?

511
00:26:56.519 --> 00:26:58.240
<v Speaker 6>Like what the fuck?

512
00:26:58.319 --> 00:26:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Man?

513
00:26:58.920 --> 00:26:59.759
<v Speaker 6>My god?

514
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:04.119
<v Speaker 4>Kids so content with being by himself most of the time. Dude,

515
00:27:04.400 --> 00:27:06.960
<v Speaker 4>you know, it's it's weird to me.

516
00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.640
<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I'm happy about it. I'm happy that

517
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:13.079
<v Speaker 6>he's content to be by himself.

518
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.319
<v Speaker 4>But at the same point, like he the level, the

519
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.960
<v Speaker 4>level of effort he puts into a void being with

520
00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:21.079
<v Speaker 4>other people sometimes worries me.

521
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm.

522
00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:31.799
<v Speaker 6>So no, No, Nome's going blurry.

523
00:27:31.880 --> 00:27:34.839
<v Speaker 2>Me. It's me this time like that, Nome's going blurry.

524
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:39.279
<v Speaker 6>You were back for a second.

525
00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean at the end of the day, as long

526
00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:45.160
<v Speaker 2>as your audio matches up.

527
00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:49.039
<v Speaker 3>I guess all of a sudden, I got a message

528
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:53.319
<v Speaker 3>says trying to reconnect, and so I just checked the

529
00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:55.119
<v Speaker 3>Wi Fi that I'm on, and I'm on the right.

530
00:27:54.960 --> 00:28:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Stuff, So I don't know. So I I went to

531
00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:07.480
<v Speaker 2>cow Bunga on Sunday. Yeah, cow Buggy Band Sunday. There's

532
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:12.039
<v Speaker 2>a there's a ride there that if anyone's ever been

533
00:28:12.079 --> 00:28:13.799
<v Speaker 2>to like any water parks and they have these there,

534
00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they have a bunch of them, but you

535
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:19.599
<v Speaker 2>know they have like the the bowls where you just

536
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:21.480
<v Speaker 2>like spin around in a raft with someone else and

537
00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 2>then jump through. So this year I was like, hey, Avery,

538
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:27.799
<v Speaker 2>you know this is the year that, like you promised

539
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:29.039
<v Speaker 2>me you were going to go on rides. Let's go

540
00:28:29.079 --> 00:28:31.839
<v Speaker 2>on some rides, right, So we're in line for the ride,

541
00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>and Avery was like nervous but excited, you know, and

542
00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:37.960
<v Speaker 2>she had so much energy, and I was trying to

543
00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:40.279
<v Speaker 2>calm her down but also help her expel some of

544
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.039
<v Speaker 2>that energy, you know, and play with her a little bit,

545
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:46.200
<v Speaker 2>but she was definitely a Golden Retriever amongst cats for

546
00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:49.119
<v Speaker 2>the moment around those people, and I was trying to

547
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:52.920
<v Speaker 2>get her calm down. But we finally we after like

548
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:55.559
<v Speaker 2>probably fifteen twenty minutes. Wasn't that bad. We got the

549
00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:58.880
<v Speaker 2>raft and we went and we did it and it

550
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:02.599
<v Speaker 2>was great, and I held on tour this time really well.

551
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.680
<v Speaker 2>The last time she like almost sank through the hole

552
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:08.359
<v Speaker 2>and was like in the dires. So it was a

553
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:10.680
<v Speaker 2>great So she definitely didn't have pleasurable memories from it,

554
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.480
<v Speaker 2>but this time she had a lot of fun. And

555
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 2>she was like, we should go do the one right

556
00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:16.279
<v Speaker 2>next to us, and there's never a line for people

557
00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.440
<v Speaker 2>in that one, like ever. They have the rafts ready

558
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.720
<v Speaker 2>to go, And so we got off and we literally

559
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:23.759
<v Speaker 2>just grabbed a raft and went fuck it and just

560
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>walked right back up the same set of stairs and

561
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>went back over to the other side where the other

562
00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:30.359
<v Speaker 2>one is. And I'm looking at all the people that

563
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.720
<v Speaker 2>were just behind me, and they're still there, and I

564
00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:35.759
<v Speaker 2>just walked right past them up to the front of

565
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:38.200
<v Speaker 2>that one, and I got some heated eyes looking at me,

566
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:42.440
<v Speaker 2>like this fat motherfucker. How the hell is he coming

567
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:43.400
<v Speaker 2>up here again?

568
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:44.720
<v Speaker 6>Work smart or not harder?

569
00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:46.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what? I hope that weight limit goes eh

570
00:29:47.119 --> 00:29:49.880
<v Speaker 2>when you can't fucking go on there. But yeah, you

571
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>get on this ride two person, and what it is

572
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>is you just drop down at like a ninety degree angle, right,

573
00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:59.799
<v Speaker 2>You're almost like catching air, and then you hit this

574
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:01.720
<v Speaker 2>side in the bottom and you come up a wall

575
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.880
<v Speaker 2>and you just go up real tall in the wall

576
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>and then you come down and slide into the bank. Right.

577
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:09.759
<v Speaker 2>So me and Avery see it, and we were like,

578
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:11.119
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be great. It can be a good time.

579
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:13.559
<v Speaker 2>You have to get weighed on there, right. They have

580
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 2>to weigh you on a scale. You have to be

581
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:17.640
<v Speaker 2>more than two hundred pounds but less than four to

582
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:19.599
<v Speaker 2>ride it. And I was like, oh, that's perfect. Like

583
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 2>me and her bellefore were fine, So do the whole thing,

584
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:26.359
<v Speaker 2>kitt and koodle and I get her on the raft.

585
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>And this is where Avery's tism started coming out a

586
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:33.119
<v Speaker 2>little bit. So I'm trying to get her on the

587
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.359
<v Speaker 2>raft right, and I'm trying to get on myself right

588
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:37.200
<v Speaker 2>without looking like an o in front of all these

589
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:39.599
<v Speaker 2>people that are waiting to go on, And so I

590
00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>finally get myself on there. I got my legs around

591
00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Avery and she's almost sitting in my lap, and the

592
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>girl was like, you need to sit in the hole,

593
00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:48.839
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, she can't really do that because

594
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:51.200
<v Speaker 2>she's a little fucking kid, but I'll try. I'm gonna

595
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>try to get her on there as much as I

596
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:55.359
<v Speaker 2>possibly can. So I'm like trying to shove her and

597
00:30:55.400 --> 00:31:02.400
<v Speaker 2>she starts just going break it out, freaking and under

598
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:04.279
<v Speaker 2>my bath. I was like, shut the fuck off your

599
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking tard and just hold on, Jesus Christ. So I

600
00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:12.640
<v Speaker 2>get her on enough to where the girl's like, all right,

601
00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:14.960
<v Speaker 2>you guys, hold on. And so we go down the

602
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:19.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking slide right right. We go through right, and I'm

603
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:21.839
<v Speaker 2>holding on to her with my legs so she's not

604
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>going anywhere. And then right as the drop is about

605
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.640
<v Speaker 2>to happen, there's just like really really big grate. It

606
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.839
<v Speaker 2>almost looks like it's like where waters coming out of

607
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.640
<v Speaker 2>where they pump water through, but it's really big. It

608
00:31:35.640 --> 00:31:38.359
<v Speaker 2>almost looks like an air filter in a house, you know,

609
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.000
<v Speaker 2>the metal grate, right, it looks like one of those,

610
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:44.240
<v Speaker 2>but it's all plastic. And I go, we go to

611
00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>pass over it, and I'm kind of sunk in the

612
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.839
<v Speaker 2>whole little bit and my side is really tilted because

613
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.400
<v Speaker 2>she's barely on her side at all, so like my

614
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>my lower my lower back is like sticking out and

615
00:31:54.279 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 2>it just cheese graters over this fucking grate. Dude. It

616
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking hurt so goddamn bad. Literally, as I went over

617
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:06.240
<v Speaker 2>and I.

618
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.400
<v Speaker 8>Went, yeah, I guess.

619
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:12.319
<v Speaker 2>We're going down and we're catching some air at like

620
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:16.079
<v Speaker 2>ninety degrees. I'm sitting there, I'm wincing. I'm like, dude,

621
00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:18.279
<v Speaker 2>if you could get a camera in my face, he'd

622
00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:22.079
<v Speaker 2>be like. I'm trying to smile and be happy, but

623
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.440
<v Speaker 2>a fucking hurting, And like, we go up the wall,

624
00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:28.440
<v Speaker 2>we come back down. As we're coming back down, I

625
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.839
<v Speaker 2>feel Avery just go get the wall a little bit.

626
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:36.359
<v Speaker 2>We come out, ve get off, and I'm sitting there

627
00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, not limping, but like i almost want

628
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:41.680
<v Speaker 2>to limp because it's really hurting. And I'm like, fuck, dude,

629
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:45.079
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking killing me. And we're walking through and Avery's

630
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:47.319
<v Speaker 2>grabbing her butt and I was like okay, and she

631
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:49.039
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, that was a lot of fun, but

632
00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:50.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want to do that again.

633
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.920
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, me too, she was. I

634
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:55.680
<v Speaker 2>was like, what happened? She was like, well, when we landed,

635
00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.720
<v Speaker 2>I hit my butt on the wall pretty hard. And

636
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:03.039
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, let's just not do that one anymore.

637
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>We got a little too much airrors a little too

638
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:09.079
<v Speaker 2>gnarly for us. It was a little too jackass heavy

639
00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>for us. If you will, it's all the weight was

640
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:15.680
<v Speaker 2>on you, and I had to like keep her down

641
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:18.279
<v Speaker 2>so fucking fly. Can you imagine if she just liked

642
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:22.799
<v Speaker 2>dad Dad, just like fucking free fault. Oh my god,

643
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:24.519
<v Speaker 2>I missed the part. How did you get to get

644
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:27.200
<v Speaker 2>to the front of the line. There's nobody in that line.

645
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's just a different line that was up there.

646
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:30.279
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

647
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like right next to each other. Everybody wants

648
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>to ride the toilet ball, but nobody wants to ride.

649
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:36.920
<v Speaker 2>And I think that might be why. I wonder if

650
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:39.319
<v Speaker 2>that's that might be. I might drop a little fucking

651
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.440
<v Speaker 2>FAQ note in there and be like, hey, guys, uh,

652
00:33:41.680 --> 00:33:43.640
<v Speaker 2>when are you gonna fix that fucking great on there

653
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:48.640
<v Speaker 2>and not make it fucking rake your back? You know, assholes,

654
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:51.039
<v Speaker 2>just do it. Improper placement of this.

655
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.720
<v Speaker 3>You know it'd be great is take our kid like

656
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:57.519
<v Speaker 3>we go and you go to take your kid on

657
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:59.559
<v Speaker 3>the ride, and the last minute, right before the ride,

658
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.359
<v Speaker 3>the kid get it's off and one of us jumps on.

659
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:03.559
<v Speaker 3>So now we're over the four hundred limit.

660
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Just to see what happens. DOMI elect done. I mean

661
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:12.360
<v Speaker 2>we might be able to get the logistics of this

662
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:16.440
<v Speaker 2>down on two forty. What's everyone else looking like? Give

663
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:22.000
<v Speaker 2>me we're dude.

664
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.320
<v Speaker 4>Any any combination of us three is over four hundred,

665
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.679
<v Speaker 4>It's yeah, yeah, we're done.

666
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:34.880
<v Speaker 2>We're cooked. There's a little part of me that hope,

667
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.639
<v Speaker 2>part of me that was like, I'm still down to try.

668
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll brave it one more time, just to see what

669
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 2>the fuck happens for science.

670
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:42.840
<v Speaker 6>Down to try.

671
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:46.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't mean, look, here's here's twenty bucks. Just let

672
00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:50.599
<v Speaker 2>us go. I've already signed the waivers getting in here,

673
00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:51.920
<v Speaker 2>and I'll like, this is a ship.

674
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:56.199
<v Speaker 4>It's my back that's gonna suffer, like like it's gonna

675
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:59.119
<v Speaker 4>be road rash, Like for sure, it's gonna be road rash,

676
00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:00.159
<v Speaker 4>Like that's what's gonna happ.

677
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Did the next day I definitely had red marks, like

678
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:05.440
<v Speaker 2>on my lower back, my back fat.

679
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:06.800
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, it sucked.

680
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:12.559
<v Speaker 2>We Uh can we go to a water park? Yes?

681
00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:18.000
<v Speaker 2>And dome? Can you wear a Yamica? Yes? Yeah, okay

682
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:21.679
<v Speaker 2>can last summer summer I saw happen?

683
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:24.679
<v Speaker 6>Can I do? I didn't wear a yamica last year?

684
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.639
<v Speaker 2>No? No? No, like legit like there was like like

685
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:28.440
<v Speaker 2>did I do that?

686
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:30.159
<v Speaker 8>You know?

687
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Those I don't. I don't know what part in Judaism

688
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:35.719
<v Speaker 2>they're in, but like the ones where the curly hair,

689
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.119
<v Speaker 2>but they always wear like the Amish clothes. They were there,

690
00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:42.920
<v Speaker 2>they were there and they had like his city. Did

691
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 2>you see jen? No? But if I did, I would

692
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:48.039
<v Speaker 2>have been like there you are chair right to the face.

693
00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:49.800
<v Speaker 6>You couldn't Like that's no bitch.

694
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:51.280
<v Speaker 2>But no, like.

695
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.199
<v Speaker 6>They they were different now.

696
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Looks like piles for sure.

697
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:01.440
<v Speaker 4>She fucking drank they somewhere, dude, there's no two ways

698
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 4>about it.

699
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:06.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's just like worm food right now. But no,

700
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:11.559
<v Speaker 2>they okay, they legit the acidic attire. Like I said,

701
00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:14.119
<v Speaker 2>the Amish, they had like swim suit did you like

702
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:15.920
<v Speaker 2>think Amish swimsuits?

703
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:16.880
<v Speaker 6>Did you say acid?

704
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:24.039
<v Speaker 2>No? His city, his cit that's so funny. Yeah, the

705
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:27.400
<v Speaker 2>acidic Jews. They're a little uh a little too much lemon,

706
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:29.599
<v Speaker 2>or aren't too much lemon in their gas tank? You

707
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:30.199
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying.

708
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:32.880
<v Speaker 4>I I will do this, but only only if I

709
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:36.800
<v Speaker 4>can wear a one piece either a banana hammock or

710
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.960
<v Speaker 4>a speedo and in the crotch it's a dradle.

711
00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will. And I'm one of the but and started.

712
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:52.320
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, done. So you get the bathing suit, I'll get

713
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:52.920
<v Speaker 6>the yamaka.

714
00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:56.760
<v Speaker 2>It has to be the borat suit, right, it has

715
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.760
<v Speaker 2>to be that the drad The dradle has to.

716
00:36:58.679 --> 00:36:59.880
<v Speaker 8>Be the dick.

717
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:00.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

718
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:02.679
<v Speaker 6>And I'm down with the star David on the back.

719
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.119
<v Speaker 6>That's fine, That's fine.

720
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:10.079
<v Speaker 4>And I'll find I'll find a yamaka that says something quirky.

721
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:15.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'll do it. I'm down.

722
00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:17.639
<v Speaker 3>Every time you go to get on a ride, you

723
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:20.079
<v Speaker 3>just look at the person like this isn't my first chamber,

724
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.599
<v Speaker 3>and then fly down the slide.

725
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:28.079
<v Speaker 6>Just start screaming numbers two.

726
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:38.159
<v Speaker 3>As he's as he's going down the slide like that

727
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:42.199
<v Speaker 3>guy just say Aschwitzer a ship. I can't tell, well,

728
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:44.480
<v Speaker 3>judge you by the attire. I'm gonna say it's Aschwitz.

729
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:46.199
<v Speaker 2>That's so good.

730
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:56.119
<v Speaker 3>Dome Dome derailed the rundown, which is probably okay because apparently,

731
00:37:56.920 --> 00:38:01.000
<v Speaker 3>apparently when I went to make my notes for our

732
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:03.719
<v Speaker 3>change of podcasts because Stone wasn't going to show up

733
00:38:03.719 --> 00:38:05.840
<v Speaker 3>tonight but then he got he got cracking and got

734
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:13.360
<v Speaker 3>got on, I accidentally took out my old notes. So yeah,

735
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:16.280
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, but you were talking about what grind your gears,

736
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:18.320
<v Speaker 3>and the only thing that's been grinding my gear is

737
00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:21.239
<v Speaker 3>like super super bad lately is the same ship that

738
00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.480
<v Speaker 3>I think I said last time, which I fucking hate

739
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.960
<v Speaker 3>people and crosswalks. Yeah, they bother me so bad. It

740
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:30.239
<v Speaker 3>just bothers me so much.

741
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:33.719
<v Speaker 5>That specifically in front of stores, right, Well.

742
00:38:33.639 --> 00:38:37.199
<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean is in parking lots, parking lot crosswalks,

743
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.079
<v Speaker 3>people are so ignorant and just they just go and

744
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.920
<v Speaker 3>it like they don't even look, and it's like almost

745
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:47.920
<v Speaker 3>like them like just hit me, just fucking hit me.

746
00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Well wave, right, just look at the person that's coming,

747
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:53.599
<v Speaker 2>wave and see if they'll stop, and if they do, if.

748
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:56.480
<v Speaker 3>They don't, always I will always stop for you, unless

749
00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:59.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm already in the middle of the fucking intersection. Right,

750
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm the guy that's gonna stop, and I'm gonna let too.

751
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.159
<v Speaker 3>Many people go where now I'm irritating because I've been

752
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:04.679
<v Speaker 3>too nuts.

753
00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:05.719
<v Speaker 6>It's enticement.

754
00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.559
<v Speaker 3>Just the people that just yeah, that's it entitled. They

755
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:11.159
<v Speaker 3>just walk out and it's just like they don't even look.

756
00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:14.239
<v Speaker 3>They just walk and it's like, fuck you man, like

757
00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:15.559
<v Speaker 3>you guys are a piece of ship.

758
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

759
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:19.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they they feel they feel like they're impervious, that

760
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:25.559
<v Speaker 4>they're impenetrable to the problem that is in front of them,

761
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:29.440
<v Speaker 4>which is that my fucking vehicle weighs more and hurts

762
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:33.559
<v Speaker 4>when it hits you. Yes, so I don't have to

763
00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:37.079
<v Speaker 4>stop you. I have to stop if you are already

764
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.960
<v Speaker 4>in the crosswalk. I do not have to stop if

765
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.800
<v Speaker 4>I have engaged to go through the crosswalk and you

766
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.519
<v Speaker 4>decide to walk in front of me, right, that's the law.

767
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:47.400
<v Speaker 2>That's right away.

768
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:50.599
<v Speaker 3>Men's when you're already in the crosswalk, you have right away.

769
00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:53.480
<v Speaker 3>If I'm already in the crosswalk, you don't have right away.

770
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Right.

771
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:56.000
<v Speaker 4>And that is a law that is That is not

772
00:39:56.159 --> 00:39:58.199
<v Speaker 4>me making shit up. That is the way it right,

773
00:39:58.280 --> 00:39:59.119
<v Speaker 4>That's the way it's written.

774
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I will tell you this, after working in the insurance

775
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:04.719
<v Speaker 2>field for a while, you'd be fucking surprised how many

776
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:08.679
<v Speaker 2>people have just a general misunderstanding or lack of understanding

777
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:11.440
<v Speaker 2>thereof all to them completely of what right of way

778
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:15.000
<v Speaker 2>means right and what general concept of right away is.

779
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:18.960
<v Speaker 2>You'd be so surprised how people are like, oh, well,

780
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.400
<v Speaker 2>like they should have stopped for macas I was turning. Well, no,

781
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.039
<v Speaker 2>you would have stopped signed they didn't. Yeah, I'm pretty

782
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:26.320
<v Speaker 2>sure they have the right to go and you don't.

783
00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:29.199
<v Speaker 2>Well no, I was, I started going, so they should

784
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:29.760
<v Speaker 2>have stopped for me.

785
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:31.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, what's like?

786
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you that daft the yields signed to?

787
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:35.000
<v Speaker 6>Like in roundabouts?

788
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:38.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I really fucking hate roundabouts. I hate them.

789
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I hate them twenty percent of all the claims I've

790
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:42.360
<v Speaker 2>ever done, and all the rambo.

791
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I will say recently, and I didn't think about

792
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:48.639
<v Speaker 3>this tilt. Something just brought it up just in the

793
00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:51.519
<v Speaker 3>last week. I think four different times I've been waived

794
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.519
<v Speaker 3>to go ahead aggressively at a stop sign. And there's

795
00:40:55.559 --> 00:40:58.119
<v Speaker 3>one thing I know really well, and it stop sign etiquette.

796
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:02.199
<v Speaker 3>And all of these people people were clearly stopped before

797
00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:06.760
<v Speaker 3>I stopped, right, and all of them like wave and

798
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:09.599
<v Speaker 3>then they like they wave aggressively, like fucking go, Like,

799
00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:11.840
<v Speaker 3>what's wrong with you, and I'm like, I don't know,

800
00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:14.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm just waiting my fucking turn, Terry.

801
00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:17.719
<v Speaker 4>I will say this, I think that people at four

802
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:22.079
<v Speaker 4>way stops especially have gotten scared about other people not

803
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:26.239
<v Speaker 4>knowing what to do. They so they just they figure,

804
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.719
<v Speaker 4>fuck it, I'm just gonna wait, and then they get

805
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:31.760
<v Speaker 4>irritated because they're waiting for you to go, but you're

806
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:33.679
<v Speaker 4>doing the right thing and.

807
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:34.199
<v Speaker 2>Not right now.

808
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:36.519
<v Speaker 4>It's just become a problem that doesn't need doesn't need

809
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:38.679
<v Speaker 4>to exist well.

810
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.199
<v Speaker 3>And some of our some of our places around Kingdom,

811
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:42.960
<v Speaker 3>we have a lot of four way stops in Cana

812
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:46.320
<v Speaker 3>being as small a city, and so you get these

813
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:48.599
<v Speaker 3>ones in the morning that are busy and they have

814
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:51.559
<v Speaker 3>like two three cars deep on each side, and now

815
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.760
<v Speaker 3>it's a fucking catastrophe because it's like who's going, when

816
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:57.679
<v Speaker 3>are they going? And then Grandma can't take it anymore,

817
00:41:57.679 --> 00:41:59.039
<v Speaker 3>so she's just taking everybody's star.

818
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:00.320
<v Speaker 6>Is pretty bad.

819
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly where. That's like one of the worst ones.

820
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 2>That's the best place to be in a stop signed

821
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:10.840
<v Speaker 2>four way stop sign situation is to have multiple cars

822
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:12.679
<v Speaker 2>with you on the same side, because you look at

823
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:14.159
<v Speaker 2>them and you're like, we going Bud, we go it

824
00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:17.320
<v Speaker 2>with fucking going Bud, let's go, and just being right

825
00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:24.840
<v Speaker 2>for you blue key with you in the shield. Yeah,

826
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:27.559
<v Speaker 2>and you know what, like you being by yourself in

827
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:29.679
<v Speaker 2>a busy intersection, like you're the only one on that

828
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.800
<v Speaker 2>side and you go, I almost feel like I'm committing

829
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:35.000
<v Speaker 2>a crime. Like there's like one person looking to turn left,

830
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.480
<v Speaker 2>go straight, and turn right on each way except me.

831
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.119
<v Speaker 2>There's only going straight. And I'm like, I'm that fucking

832
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:47.599
<v Speaker 2>asshole fucking seeing that shit happen. It's like geez, like

833
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:51.960
<v Speaker 2>you literally I've seen people, like in person and also

834
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:55.599
<v Speaker 2>video camera and testimonies just completely blowing stop signs and

835
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:57.800
<v Speaker 2>they're just like where that stap sign comes from? And

836
00:42:57.800 --> 00:42:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't know fucking side of the road.

837
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Everyone else can see it. I don't think anything's really changed,

838
00:43:03.159 --> 00:43:04.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's right there.

839
00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:09.519
<v Speaker 3>This morning I had this incident. I just completely totally

840
00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:11.920
<v Speaker 3>forgot about it. So just right now, this is so

841
00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:14.119
<v Speaker 3>unlike me to happen to me. This is normally like

842
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:17.159
<v Speaker 3>a dome thing, I guess, but I this morning, I

843
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:19.119
<v Speaker 3>left and my son asked to leave a little early

844
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:20.960
<v Speaker 3>because he wanted to stop by circle k and grab

845
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:22.400
<v Speaker 3>some stuff before he goes to work.

846
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:25.280
<v Speaker 2>And so I was like, sure, yeah, i'll take you.

847
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:26.159
<v Speaker 2>So I take him.

848
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.840
<v Speaker 3>There was no parking spots except for at the gas pump,

849
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:32.119
<v Speaker 3>and there was a gas pump that had the bag

850
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:32.639
<v Speaker 3>over the things.

851
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:34.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, perfect, I'll just park here.

852
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:35.280
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

853
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:38.840
<v Speaker 3>So he goes inside and my windows down and I'm

854
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.280
<v Speaker 3>sitting there trying to catch up on your guys' fucking

855
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:43.800
<v Speaker 3>videos that you've sent me, specifically AJ from last night

856
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:46.360
<v Speaker 3>who went on a vendor, and all of a sudden,

857
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:48.320
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, this lady's like, hey, excuse me

858
00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:51.360
<v Speaker 3>in my window because my window was down.

859
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:53.199
<v Speaker 2>Fucking scared me.

860
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm mad, Right now, I'm mad. And she's a

861
00:43:56.039 --> 00:43:59.239
<v Speaker 3>fucking crackhead. And my only response is I whipped like this,

862
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:02.079
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, can I fucking help you? That's

863
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:04.519
<v Speaker 3>how I exactly said it, And she was like, Jesus

864
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:08.719
<v Speaker 3>fucking Christ, no, sorry to fucking bother yous around. Not

865
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:12.239
<v Speaker 3>only does she walk off, not only does she walk off,

866
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:15.079
<v Speaker 3>she doesn't say a word to anybody else in the

867
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:16.199
<v Speaker 3>parking lot and.

868
00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Walks off of Circle KA property. Hell yeah, I was like,

869
00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:24.320
<v Speaker 2>that was PiZZ doing the Lord's work. Get the fuck

870
00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 2>out of your crackhead.

871
00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:26.280
<v Speaker 6>Win right there.

872
00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:30.840
<v Speaker 2>But see the difference, you're like place. The difference between.

873
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:32.599
<v Speaker 4>Ship that happens to you and ship that happens to

874
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:35.239
<v Speaker 4>me is she would have gotten in my passenger fucking door.

875
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:43.920
<v Speaker 8>Hey, so hey, hey, hey, so don't that's why you

876
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:49.000
<v Speaker 8>don't open the door for them A.

877
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:52.000
<v Speaker 6>Good time, Tell you she standing warranty.

878
00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:55.800
<v Speaker 4>She's like in my fucking face with her crack breath

879
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:59.000
<v Speaker 4>and her fucking little zin falling out.

880
00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Out.

881
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:09.159
<v Speaker 5>Hey, compsuck your dick.

882
00:45:11.239 --> 00:45:13.360
<v Speaker 2>She spits it on you, and she picks it back

883
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.760
<v Speaker 2>up and puts it in her mouth like nothing happen.

884
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:20.000
<v Speaker 5>You know what they say, it's good for herpes. Right

885
00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:22.719
<v Speaker 5>if I got up a deca in a little decca,

886
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:24.280
<v Speaker 5>she pulls.

887
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:25.960
<v Speaker 2>At another wedding, goes to you want one, and goes

888
00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:36.480
<v Speaker 2>to put it in your mouth. Oh God, I'm just

889
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.039
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have a perfect picture of this crackhead right now.

890
00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:40.880
<v Speaker 2>I have a pery.

891
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:44.920
<v Speaker 6>For an extra twenty bucks, so shoved one in your asshole.

892
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Lebar came out and told me to get you from

893
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:54.840
<v Speaker 2>this fire back.

894
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:03.039
<v Speaker 6>God damn.

895
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.960
<v Speaker 4>She flips her hair back and there's a fucking tattoo

896
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.079
<v Speaker 4>with a king on the back of her neck.

897
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:23.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, noing, knowing, knowing her, the fucking tattoo for lebar

898
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:30.760
<v Speaker 2>would be l A and then prison bars Jesus tattoo.

899
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.480
<v Speaker 6>Of chorus face with a fucking line through it.

900
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, you were not the father. I don't think

901
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:46.840
<v Speaker 2>it's good for her health, being the age that we

902
00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:47.840
<v Speaker 2>are laughing.

903
00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:53.559
<v Speaker 6>Probably not really not good for my stay in this hotel.

904
00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:54.800
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna get kicked out.

905
00:46:57.639 --> 00:46:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Three out of five stars.

906
00:46:58.840 --> 00:46:59.480
<v Speaker 6>Room was great.

907
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:02.599
<v Speaker 2>Walls are old thing. Some fucking idiots recording a podcast

908
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:06.920
<v Speaker 2>every Monday night. Four and five stars. But bananas were great.

909
00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:10.400
<v Speaker 4>The greatest part about this is that when I was

910
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:12.480
<v Speaker 4>checking in this week, I had made just a general

911
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:15.519
<v Speaker 4>comment about the amount of people that were here last

912
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:17.559
<v Speaker 4>week because there was a ton of stomping and stuff.

913
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:20.119
<v Speaker 4>There were kids in town, right There was some soccer

914
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:23.159
<v Speaker 4>tournament or something going on, so that the hotel was

915
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:26.519
<v Speaker 4>riddled with like fourteen year olds, and so there was

916
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:29.440
<v Speaker 4>just a shitload of kids running around stomping, and I

917
00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:32.760
<v Speaker 4>just made mention of it. I wasn't complaining, and so

918
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:35.079
<v Speaker 4>the woman at the front desk, she gives me the

919
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.800
<v Speaker 4>fourth floor, so I don't have to worry about people

920
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:40.000
<v Speaker 4>stomping and doing all that shit out here.

921
00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:43.079
<v Speaker 6>I am making a fucking ruck as being the dick.

922
00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:47.559
<v Speaker 6>Do you want to hear?

923
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:47.719
<v Speaker 3>Like?

924
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:50.079
<v Speaker 2>How hard? I feel like this edible just hit me

925
00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.079
<v Speaker 2>as he said there was fourteen year olds walking around,

926
00:47:53.159 --> 00:48:01.639
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, how old were the four of them?

927
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:05.760
<v Speaker 4>Jesus out of Diddy's range but inside Epstein's.

928
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, sorry.

929
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:16.079
<v Speaker 3>I told h Dome and I were I think it

930
00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:21.559
<v Speaker 3>was when we were golfing. I told Dome that I

931
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.039
<v Speaker 3>just created a conspiracy theory on the fly.

932
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:26.119
<v Speaker 2>You're ready for this whole.

933
00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:27.400
<v Speaker 6>Second time around?

934
00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there we go.

935
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:33.880
<v Speaker 3>All right, So Diddy is actually the person that killed

936
00:48:33.880 --> 00:48:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Biggie and the reason he killed Biggest because Biggie wouldn't

937
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:39.960
<v Speaker 3>let him fuck him in the ass?

938
00:48:40.559 --> 00:48:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right? That I think that's a that's a

939
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:47.679
<v Speaker 2>valid You know, I have seen that conspiracy theory, not

940
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:50.760
<v Speaker 2>like like fuck him, but where like did he did

941
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:53.760
<v Speaker 2>kill him because he was going to expose his secrets

942
00:48:53.760 --> 00:49:00.000
<v Speaker 2>that he was? Yeah, but yeah, that and I think

943
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:02.719
<v Speaker 2>that might be one of the more plausible ones. Besides

944
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:06.159
<v Speaker 2>you know the one we all know who did it.

945
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:10.039
<v Speaker 2>It was KVD. But if it wasn't KVD, I might

946
00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:11.079
<v Speaker 2>actually lean towards that.

947
00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:15.000
<v Speaker 4>But what if Diddy convinced him to do it? What

948
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:17.320
<v Speaker 4>if Diddy manipulated the situation?

949
00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Suit M it's possible.

950
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:25.280
<v Speaker 6>Are you high enough yet?

951
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:32.159
<v Speaker 2>Maybe? Yeah? Maybe maybe I'm on the downer down. Yeah,

952
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:38.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm ready for bed, you know. Weirdly enough. This sativa

953
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:44.719
<v Speaker 2>that I have is like I don't think it's it's

954
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:47.239
<v Speaker 2>got like a weird end to an Indica with it,

955
00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:49.159
<v Speaker 2>where like when it's done, I want to take a nap.

956
00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:52.400
<v Speaker 2>But that hybrid one didn't. The hybrid one. The hybrid

957
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:54.920
<v Speaker 2>one is like a normal hybrid, so it's like it

958
00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:56.800
<v Speaker 2>just ends and it's good.

959
00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.320
<v Speaker 4>So you had on your rundown you had rank your

960
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:01.960
<v Speaker 4>top five favorites and you said it was going to

961
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:02.760
<v Speaker 4>be a surprise, but.

962
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:04.199
<v Speaker 2>It was surprised.

963
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:04.920
<v Speaker 6>Do you have your.

964
00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Lists talking to me?

965
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:10.480
<v Speaker 6>It's your rundown?

966
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:18.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do want to hear this one from you, Dome.

967
00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I asked Stone last week, and I know you haven't

968
00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:22.480
<v Speaker 3>listened to the podcast because you asked me just.

969
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Like a day ago, if we if we recorded last week.

970
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.840
<v Speaker 3>So while he's looking that at who were named top

971
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:36.239
<v Speaker 3>three no honorable mentions. Top three w W E Heels

972
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:43.639
<v Speaker 3>of all time, Yes, oh man, because everybody talked about

973
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:46.239
<v Speaker 3>WW and we talked about entrances, we talked about.

974
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:49.599
<v Speaker 4>Can I okay, can I Can I say Degeneration X

975
00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:50.159
<v Speaker 4>as one.

976
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Sure, I can give you that. That's a loophole, but

977
00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:56.840
<v Speaker 3>I give you that number one because they were all

978
00:50:56.840 --> 00:50:57.840
<v Speaker 3>collectively one he.

979
00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:03.280
<v Speaker 4>Overall overall number one, Degeneration X, hands down, plain and simple.

980
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:07.079
<v Speaker 6>Number two.

981
00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:16.559
<v Speaker 4>Oh man, that's a tough one.

982
00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.280
<v Speaker 6>I think Rick Flair.

983
00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Interesting.

984
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.400
<v Speaker 5>Rick Well, I'm gonna put Rick Flair number three.

985
00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:26.760
<v Speaker 6>I feel like there's somebody else that missing, But I

986
00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:28.760
<v Speaker 6>like Rick Flair up there just because of.

987
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:33.880
<v Speaker 5>What he did in that role in the time he

988
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:34.440
<v Speaker 5>was in it.

989
00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there was a couple of times he did run

990
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:42.840
<v Speaker 2>a heel. He was mostly and he was good at it.

991
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:44.679
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he was very he was very good at it.

992
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:55.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh man, that's tough, man, that's tough.

993
00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:59.960
<v Speaker 6>I want to say Kane, as.

994
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:02.400
<v Speaker 3>You know, I actually think that's I think that's a

995
00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:05.320
<v Speaker 3>really good one because Caine for the first couple of

996
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:09.559
<v Speaker 3>years when he first hit the show, being that completely

997
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:14.000
<v Speaker 3>no talk, mysterious heel. Yeah, with Paul Hayman and the

998
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:18.480
<v Speaker 3>backstory of being Undertaker's brother, and it was fucking believable.

999
00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.079
<v Speaker 6>Dude, it was. It was so intense.

1000
00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:26.079
<v Speaker 4>It was such good cinematic television, you know. And every

1001
00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:28.079
<v Speaker 4>week it was like, is he gonna say something this week?

1002
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:30.320
<v Speaker 4>Is he gonna get unmasked this week? How real is it?

1003
00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:31.119
<v Speaker 4>How true is it?

1004
00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:34.239
<v Speaker 5>And then they were also taking wrestling like up a.

1005
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Notch at that time, like they were really pushing all

1006
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:38.360
<v Speaker 4>of the boundaries.

1007
00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:39.920
<v Speaker 6>Mankind was in there and.

1008
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.360
<v Speaker 4>You know, the hell and the Cell started and all

1009
00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.840
<v Speaker 4>these you know, fucking unruly matches were just one after

1010
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.599
<v Speaker 4>another in that kind of time frame.

1011
00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:50.440
<v Speaker 3>No, you're right, that was like the big That would

1012
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:52.800
<v Speaker 3>have been probably around like ninety seven, ninety eight, and

1013
00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:55.880
<v Speaker 3>it was like the insane ramp up of the attitude

1014
00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:58.800
<v Speaker 3>I could, like it wasn't even at its peak yet,

1015
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:00.400
<v Speaker 3>but it was BCW.

1016
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:01.760
<v Speaker 2>The Monday Night Wars.

1017
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:06.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you said no honorable mentions. Yep, I'd stick

1018
00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:09.360
<v Speaker 4>with Rick Flair. There's a couple I would like to give,

1019
00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:09.760
<v Speaker 4>but I won't.

1020
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:10.079
<v Speaker 2>I won't.

1021
00:53:11.159 --> 00:53:13.199
<v Speaker 6>You guys are just gonna have to use your imagination.

1022
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:17.880
<v Speaker 2>You know. I know we went over this last time.

1023
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:22.199
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear domes less though, I'm really curious dome. Okay,

1024
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.320
<v Speaker 2>what's your top five favorite foods to kids or to

1025
00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:28.760
<v Speaker 2>eat as a kid? Right? Like foods? You when you

1026
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:30.239
<v Speaker 2>think of that, you're like, that's the what I went

1027
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:30.800
<v Speaker 2>to as.

1028
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:35.000
<v Speaker 4>A kid, in no particular order, because I don't think

1029
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:38.360
<v Speaker 4>I can rank one over another when it comes to food.

1030
00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:42.199
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes like this because it depends on my mood. But

1031
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:47.480
<v Speaker 4>peanut butter and jelly with a glass of milk, fucking okay,

1032
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:54.840
<v Speaker 4>top tier, top top tier cereal, cereal specifically some type

1033
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:59.840
<v Speaker 4>of frosted cereal. So like frosted raise, crispies, frosted cheerios, frosted.

1034
00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Flakes, pretty pebbles, you know what I mean. Yeah.

1035
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:10.519
<v Speaker 4>Uh, Cheese and crackers, man like, hands down cheese and crackers,

1036
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:13.599
<v Speaker 4>especially if you melt them so like you melt the

1037
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:16.719
<v Speaker 4>cheese on the cracker, the cracker doesn't really matter. Ritz

1038
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:20.840
<v Speaker 4>is preferred. Saltines is probably my least favorite, but all

1039
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:23.199
<v Speaker 4>in all, the same thing with the cheese, Like, as

1040
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:28.840
<v Speaker 4>long as it's not Swiss, it's fucking trash. Cheese good

1041
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:30.719
<v Speaker 4>on sandwich is terrible on everything else.

1042
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just put it that way. When you think of saltines,

1043
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:36.239
<v Speaker 2>I really only ever think of soup.

1044
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:41.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so, and this disc could just be because we

1045
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:43.199
<v Speaker 4>were fucking super poor as a kid, but that was

1046
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.119
<v Speaker 4>a treat for me. It was saltine crackers on a

1047
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:49.119
<v Speaker 4>wood burning stove that we had in the house, which

1048
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.000
<v Speaker 4>was nothing fancy, but my dad would take this little

1049
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.400
<v Speaker 4>fucking metal tray that he found somewhere, probably the fucking trash,

1050
00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:57.679
<v Speaker 4>and he would put saltines on it and then cheap

1051
00:54:57.719 --> 00:55:01.400
<v Speaker 4>ass sheep sliced American cheese, government cheese and he would

1052
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:03.400
<v Speaker 4>throw pieces of it on there and they let it

1053
00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:05.480
<v Speaker 4>sit on that wood burning stove and they would melt.

1054
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.280
<v Speaker 6>And then that's what we would eat. And that was like,

1055
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:09.320
<v Speaker 6>you know, treat.

1056
00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:16.480
<v Speaker 4>So let's see, we got cereal peanut butter and jelly

1057
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:23.440
<v Speaker 4>with milk, cheese and crackers. Hot Dogs were huge for

1058
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:26.119
<v Speaker 4>me as a kid, and when I think of my childhood,

1059
00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:29.320
<v Speaker 4>like eating hot dogs were really kind of a big

1060
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:37.760
<v Speaker 4>thing for me. And then the ice cream from an

1061
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:42.000
<v Speaker 4>actual ice cream truck and it, oh, and it's very

1062
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:44.000
<v Speaker 4>different than the shit that we get now, Like I know,

1063
00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:47.039
<v Speaker 4>there's but the nostalgic of like going in and getting

1064
00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:50.920
<v Speaker 4>a deformed ninja turtle or you know, a fucking ice

1065
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:53.039
<v Speaker 4>cream with the gumball at the bottom of the cone.

1066
00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:55.639
<v Speaker 6>You know, yeah, just it's different.

1067
00:55:56.880 --> 00:55:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get it. You know.

1068
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:00.880
<v Speaker 3>I had a friend that his mom had an ice

1069
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:02.480
<v Speaker 3>cream truck, so I actually got to go to the

1070
00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:03.920
<v Speaker 3>store where they get their shit.

1071
00:56:04.239 --> 00:56:06.079
<v Speaker 2>Really, was it at like food depot or something.

1072
00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:10.639
<v Speaker 3>It's its own place. It's its own fucking place. It's

1073
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:13.440
<v Speaker 3>like a it's like a costco for ice cream trucks.

1074
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:14.760
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking wild.

1075
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:17.519
<v Speaker 6>Don't want to go there. I'll go there instead of Disneyland.

1076
00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:23.079
<v Speaker 2>I think if I could have my own business, just

1077
00:56:23.159 --> 00:56:25.920
<v Speaker 2>like a BS part time one that really doesn't matter,

1078
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:27.559
<v Speaker 2>but it's there if I want to make some money,

1079
00:56:28.199 --> 00:56:32.320
<v Speaker 2>it would be probably like ice cream truck, you know,

1080
00:56:32.840 --> 00:56:34.480
<v Speaker 2>just going around and just being like who wants to

1081
00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:36.480
<v Speaker 2>fucking ice cream? You know, like everybody loves ice cream,

1082
00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:38.239
<v Speaker 2>and there's kids that are willing to run outside and

1083
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:40.199
<v Speaker 2>be like I stole my dad's five bucks, and I'm

1084
00:56:40.199 --> 00:56:41.519
<v Speaker 2>like sold.

1085
00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:46.760
<v Speaker 3>We will come up with a fancy name for it.

1086
00:56:46.840 --> 00:56:49.440
<v Speaker 3>But it's a double sided ice cream truck, so on

1087
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:51.800
<v Speaker 3>one side you're selling ice cream to the kids, and

1088
00:56:51.840 --> 00:56:54.239
<v Speaker 3>on the other side. You're selling weed to the parents,

1089
00:56:58.719 --> 00:57:00.119
<v Speaker 3>not your cold stone still.

1090
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Lights something lights, Stoned cold, stone Cold. Yeah, there we

1091
00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:12.239
<v Speaker 2>go Stoned Cold dome dresses up like Stone Cold.

1092
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:18.280
<v Speaker 4>Instead of beers, I'm crashing fucking ice cream sandwiches.

1093
00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Please don't milk Halloween. For Halloween this year, can you

1094
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:28.079
<v Speaker 2>please shave your beer down to just go? Tea? Right?

1095
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.599
<v Speaker 2>And Andy and goes and goes Stone get a couple

1096
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:31.440
<v Speaker 2>of braces.

1097
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:34.599
<v Speaker 3>Maybe we wear a Stone Cold shirt because he wears

1098
00:57:34.639 --> 00:57:35.239
<v Speaker 3>his own shirt.

1099
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:38.559
<v Speaker 6>Maybe we'll see im down.

1100
00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:42.320
<v Speaker 2>If not, can we be drinking drink? Yes?

1101
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:53.400
<v Speaker 6>But you have to go as Paul bear. A has

1102
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 6>to come as one of the Dudley brothers.

1103
00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, one of there's only one that he

1104
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:06.440
<v Speaker 2>can choose. What I can't get some black paint? I

1105
00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:12.119
<v Speaker 2>only it's like, it's okay, I painted my whole body.

1106
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:17.079
<v Speaker 2>It's not. It doesn't make it any better. To make

1107
00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.119
<v Speaker 2>it worse, you put red lipstick on? What the fuck

1108
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:19.639
<v Speaker 2>is up with that?

1109
00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:21.119
<v Speaker 6>Fantastic?

1110
00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:29.119
<v Speaker 7>It's hilarious.

1111
00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:35.079
<v Speaker 2>We should all go as wrestlers. Yes, I was China.

1112
00:58:40.119 --> 00:58:44.119
<v Speaker 2>It's on a Friday this year. Dude, your kid is

1113
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Charlotte Flair. Have you guys seen what Charlotte Flair looks like.

1114
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm convinced Charlotte Flair died and they're just pawning

1115
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:56.840
<v Speaker 3>somebody else off as Charlotte because she's had plastic surgery

1116
00:58:56.960 --> 00:59:01.559
<v Speaker 3>so much that she doesn't even in any perform Charlotte

1117
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Flair from five ten years not not even like I

1118
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:08.320
<v Speaker 3>had to do a double take.

1119
00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:09.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's not Charlotte.

1120
00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:12.239
<v Speaker 6>I mean, look at Amanda Vines. I mean, this shit happens.

1121
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:16.920
<v Speaker 2>We had to look at her for twenty something years.

1122
00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:18.559
<v Speaker 2>They don't have to anymore. Go bye, bitch.

1123
00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:22.039
<v Speaker 3>It's only funny because Stone and I were texting like

1124
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:25.519
<v Speaker 3>an hour before the show, because I told him there's

1125
00:59:25.559 --> 00:59:29.239
<v Speaker 3>two things that live rent free in my head. Number One,

1126
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:33.679
<v Speaker 3>he was talking to Tabby from Grace Tapper and he

1127
00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:38.000
<v Speaker 3>just said and he said, hey, Tabby sick sick Philip

1128
00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.679
<v Speaker 3>Seymour Hoffmann cost Jesus, and I.

1129
00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:44.480
<v Speaker 6>Can't see it once she's once He said that.

1130
00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:47.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, she looks like, yes, that's correct. H

1131
00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:50.840
<v Speaker 3>And then two, which you've never met this aunt Tomar's dome.

1132
00:59:50.920 --> 00:59:54.119
<v Speaker 3>But uh, he text me about Amanda Bindes how she

1133
00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:56.519
<v Speaker 3>looks now and he's like this is what our aunt

1134
00:59:56.599 --> 00:59:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Pat would look like when she was young.

1135
01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:02.119
<v Speaker 2>Dud. It fucking checks out.

1136
01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:05.960
<v Speaker 3>It checks out a lot, but nothing beats the Philip

1137
01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:11.519
<v Speaker 3>seymore hot. I think I almost pissed myself the first

1138
01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:20.880
<v Speaker 3>time I saw that. Anyways, see if I can find it, fine,

1139
01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:21.599
<v Speaker 3>will find.

1140
01:00:21.480 --> 01:00:25.000
<v Speaker 2>That picture, because goddamn dude, it like when you look

1141
01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:27.000
<v Speaker 2>at that picture, you're like, holy shit.

1142
01:00:28.519 --> 01:00:32.880
<v Speaker 6>Mm hmmm. We're just gonna pause and wait until he

1143
01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:33.239
<v Speaker 6>finds it.

1144
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna wait in silence. No, it hasn't ended yet.

1145
01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:44.639
<v Speaker 2>We're just waiting. Top five, Oh, both of you. Top

1146
01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:50.280
<v Speaker 2>five dog breeds? Your favorite dog braids? Jordan'na start with you?

1147
01:00:51.840 --> 01:01:00.920
<v Speaker 2>M M, let's go, uh, German Shepherd number five. It's

1148
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:04.519
<v Speaker 2>just it's trusty. It's true. Every at some.

1149
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.159
<v Speaker 3>Point in my life, I've always wanted to have a

1150
01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:08.639
<v Speaker 3>German Shepherd as a dog, and I still would till

1151
01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:08.920
<v Speaker 3>this day.

1152
01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:12.159
<v Speaker 2>I just think they're they're cool dogs. Number five.

1153
01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:17.119
<v Speaker 3>Let's go with a bulldog. A lot of health issues,

1154
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:19.639
<v Speaker 3>but they're just fun. Part of that might be the

1155
01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:22.920
<v Speaker 3>Robin Big you know, meaty uh back in the day

1156
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:25.280
<v Speaker 3>riding ryding deer Dick's skateboard.

1157
01:01:26.360 --> 01:01:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

1158
01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Number three Number three black lab, specifically black lab. I've

1159
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:32.880
<v Speaker 3>known a lot of people that had black Labs. I

1160
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.159
<v Speaker 3>think they were they were all great dogs, like you

1161
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:37.519
<v Speaker 3>always I always wanted a black dog named Max. I

1162
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:39.519
<v Speaker 3>feel like that's just the only name you.

1163
01:01:39.519 --> 01:01:45.679
<v Speaker 2>Can give a black Lab, Not Devon, not not deep

1164
01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Lo Max. Uh. Number two of French bulldog.

1165
01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:57.199
<v Speaker 3>I think there was a guy that used to own

1166
01:01:57.239 --> 01:01:59.320
<v Speaker 3>a gun shop here in town, and he had a

1167
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:02.880
<v Speaker 3>brand French Bulldog. Is one of the coolest dogs I've

1168
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:03.960
<v Speaker 3>ever seen in my life.

1169
01:02:04.840 --> 01:02:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Number one basket hown. Shout out to my old basket.

1170
01:02:09.480 --> 01:02:11.599
<v Speaker 3>If I could get a bass hound like that every

1171
01:02:11.639 --> 01:02:13.920
<v Speaker 3>fucking time, like I would always have a basket down

1172
01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:15.079
<v Speaker 3>way fucking cool.

1173
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:19.880
<v Speaker 2>So that's my last little bowling balls when they run. Yeah,

1174
01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:24.840
<v Speaker 2>little bowling balls. M hm, tell me what about you baby.

1175
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:34.920
<v Speaker 6>From five to one, uh, I would say.

1176
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:44.000
<v Speaker 4>Dog the Bounty Hunter, Nate Dog, the Dog Pound, Rode

1177
01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:46.199
<v Speaker 4>road Dog, and Snoop dogg.

1178
01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Wow road Dog, that Cinderella story all the I up

1179
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:55.800
<v Speaker 2>to number two. Yeah, Oh you didn't know you've been there, somebody.

1180
01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:02.920
<v Speaker 4>I I love bulldogs kind of the same thing, though

1181
01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:05.079
<v Speaker 4>I would probably never own one, just because of the

1182
01:03:05.159 --> 01:03:07.719
<v Speaker 4>simple fact that they are a money pit and a

1183
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:11.760
<v Speaker 4>half and as much as I love them, yeah, I

1184
01:03:11.880 --> 01:03:13.159
<v Speaker 4>just I couldn't do it.

1185
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Beagles. I love beagles.

1186
01:03:16.920 --> 01:03:21.400
<v Speaker 6>I think they're fucking absolutely adorable. Again, shitload of problems,

1187
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:32.400
<v Speaker 6>a ton of issues. Labs love labs. I love Labrador.

1188
01:03:32.039 --> 01:03:39.599
<v Speaker 4>Retrievers, Golden Retrievers, I mean sorry, Golden Retrievers, and Golden doodles.

1189
01:03:41.199 --> 01:03:45.000
<v Speaker 6>Captain Captain I have now is a golden Doodle, and

1190
01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:46.639
<v Speaker 6>I mean.

1191
01:03:48.159 --> 01:03:48.880
<v Speaker 2>He's a black dud.

1192
01:03:49.039 --> 01:03:51.760
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well yeah, he he is.

1193
01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:58.599
<v Speaker 4>He's fucking amazing, dude, this dog like hands down, intense personality,

1194
01:03:58.960 --> 01:03:59.800
<v Speaker 4>so fucking cute.

1195
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:00.840
<v Speaker 6>Love them to death.

1196
01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:06.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I if I got another one, if I ever

1197
01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:06.719
<v Speaker 5>got another.

1198
01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:10.000
<v Speaker 6>Dog after the two that I have now it's it's

1199
01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:13.440
<v Speaker 6>definitely gonna be another doodle, another golden doodle.

1200
01:04:16.280 --> 01:04:19.960
<v Speaker 2>For yeah, awesome. What about you Stone, you know, Honorable

1201
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:24.079
<v Speaker 2>Mention would be a golden doodle because they have a

1202
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:27.360
<v Speaker 2>lot of energy, a lot of energy, but they are

1203
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:31.719
<v Speaker 2>like so much fun and they look so interesting. Number

1204
01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:35.159
<v Speaker 2>five for maybe the wiener dog. Those little things are adorable.

1205
01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:37.079
<v Speaker 2>If I could have a little dog, it would be

1206
01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:39.079
<v Speaker 2>one of those. Or if she be you new they're

1207
01:04:39.079 --> 01:04:41.559
<v Speaker 2>both adorable too, but I think the winter dog just

1208
01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:44.519
<v Speaker 2>a little bit, a little bit more piple. For sure.

1209
01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Love pipples as long as you raise them right. They're

1210
01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:50.559
<v Speaker 2>good dogs, just like any other dog. But they are

1211
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:54.000
<v Speaker 2>like so like, loyal and trusting, and I love the

1212
01:04:54.480 --> 01:04:56.360
<v Speaker 2>relationship I've had with pipples over the years of my

1213
01:04:56.400 --> 01:04:59.480
<v Speaker 2>friend's houses. Number three Doberman's.

1214
01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:00.400
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

1215
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I think Dobleman's are adorable and they have so much personality, gorgeous,

1216
01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:08.840
<v Speaker 2>especially the red ruby nose ones oh man, I would

1217
01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:12.760
<v Speaker 2>have when I would call her ruby. For sure. Number

1218
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:15.800
<v Speaker 2>two would be any labs I think particular for me,

1219
01:05:16.320 --> 01:05:20.039
<v Speaker 2>either a Golden Retriever or a white Lab. Shout out

1220
01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:23.320
<v Speaker 2>to Elvis, Miss Elvis. He was the best boy, fucking

1221
01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:26.559
<v Speaker 2>big old blackhead. He was a bully, fucking horse. He

1222
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:30.840
<v Speaker 2>was a fucking bully of a white Lab. He was huge,

1223
01:05:31.159 --> 01:05:34.639
<v Speaker 2>all muscle too. That dog could run a forty in

1224
01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:40.079
<v Speaker 2>like a two flat. Oh my god. But yeah, any

1225
01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:41.840
<v Speaker 2>lab for number two, and the number one is a

1226
01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:45.480
<v Speaker 2>German Shepherd. I love shepherds. I had a half black Lab,

1227
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:48.239
<v Speaker 2>half German Shepherd named Juju and I missed jujuw She

1228
01:05:48.360 --> 01:05:52.039
<v Speaker 2>was so sweet. Jews so fucking intelligent, Like she really

1229
01:05:52.119 --> 01:05:56.719
<v Speaker 2>understood a lot, you know, like every time my hand

1230
01:05:56.800 --> 01:05:58.480
<v Speaker 2>went up, she pointed to her as a Jew's like

1231
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:02.440
<v Speaker 2>she just understood. You know, she really did snip out pennies,

1232
01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:06.400
<v Speaker 2>like she found Jordan's X. I don't know where, but

1233
01:06:06.599 --> 01:06:11.079
<v Speaker 2>damn it was underneath a tree outside of a synagogue.

1234
01:06:11.119 --> 01:06:16.159
<v Speaker 2>But you know she's there under under Yeah. Yeah, it

1235
01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:20.440
<v Speaker 2>was wild. Wild. They they bury, you know, lots of tunnels.

1236
01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to New York. I feel like it was

1237
01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:30.800
<v Speaker 2>a Mark Norman joke right there, Mark Norman, he's a

1238
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:34.440
<v Speaker 2>one letter but but yeah, Jeremy Shepherd for sure number one.

1239
01:06:37.159 --> 01:06:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Love it, love it all right, Well, it's been it's

1240
01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:43.920
<v Speaker 2>been fun. I've had fun bullshitting tonight. It's good, good time.

1241
01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:48.519
<v Speaker 2>And so let's close this bitch out. What did we say?

1242
01:06:48.559 --> 01:07:02.119
<v Speaker 2>One eighty one? All right? Catch next week later. Hey, yeah,

1243
01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:07.400
<v Speaker 2>what do the Chinese do during an erection? They vote

1244
01:07:07.400 --> 01:07:11.719
<v Speaker 2>you racist? Oh? I thought they beat it because they can't.

1245
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:15.199
<v Speaker 6>I said, erection in erection.

1246
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a couple of different ways you can go there.