Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I'm Chris, and I died recently and my eternal punishment
is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in
the afterlife. And I'm joined as always by the younger
brother of Satan, Clayton, by his official title the Secretary of.
Speaker 1: War down in Hell.
Speaker 2: He does all the planning and scheming for our battles
with Heaven or soon to be battles.
Speaker 1: How are you doing, Clayton, Oh, Chris.
Speaker 3: You know you're saying all these planning and scheming, and
today I'm planning and scheming, and I'm just trying to
work up the courage for our for our coming guests,
because it's a it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot. I gotta I gotta warn
you a lot in what ways.
Speaker 3: I mean normally, you know, this is a pretty funny show,
or at least I like to think. So I laugh
at my own jokes, and I make you laugh at
my own jokes, you know, so you know it's funny.
Speaker 1: But thank you, thank you Chris.
Speaker 2: Today, though I don't know if it's gonna be much
of a funny episode, because I mean this, this guest
that we have on there they're frightening, they're scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is it, uh someone i've heard of? Possibly,
it definitely is. I'm pretty positive. I mean they're they're
very well known for their evil deeds. Uh.
Speaker 2: Is it like like a serial killers like Charles Manson
or something?
Speaker 3: Oh, Chris, if only it was Charles Manson, If only
what a walk in the park that would be No, No,
it's not think worse.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like there's some historical figure. It's just
like like resputing or something. Oh, if only we could
get resputing. I mean, uh, resputing on the ritz. That's
I don't know.
Speaker 3: If that wasn't very much. Laugh at that joke, laugh
at the jo grid job, great job. No, it's not resputing. No,
it's even even worse, think even bigger and worse. Your
brother say no, now, fuck that guy. No, it's not safe.
Speaker 1: It's worse than Satan. All right, Chris, I'm coming closer.
Speaker 3: Huh, I'm in closer, coming closer.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to get we're touching. I know, Okay,
it's the tooth fairy. Prepare yourself. It's the tooth fairy.
It's the tooth fairy. Prepare yourself.
Speaker 2: Chris, what do I need to do to just keep
your mouth closed or whenever you talk, because this is
a talk show, so you're gonna need to talk.
Speaker 1: Just like curl your lips over your teeth.
Speaker 3: Because if you show any sign of weakness, so you
show your teeth, he'll he'll snatch him. Okay, So all right,
I'm ready. Okay, you ready? Yeah, You're not gonna talk
like that the whole time, are you?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, okay, all right, yea can see your teeth. You
gotta watch those teeth, all right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what just to just to prepare. I
we're drawing this whole thing out.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I'm gonna knock out all
of your teeth and then we're gonna give it to
the tooth fairy as an offering. Okay, okay, so hand
me that hand me that hammer, hand me that hammer
over there? All right, Okay, hold still, I'm gonna I'm
gonna chip them all. Maybe maybe just punching. Can we
just do punching.
Speaker 1: We'll do it all. We'll do it all. Here.
Speaker 2: I'll take these flyers here, you go, great, all right,
there's a couple here, we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, gonna pull these out, all right.
Speaker 3: Smile awful. Okay, you got no teeth left? This is great, Okay,
all right, I'm gonna collect these in a little dish
and we're gonna be ready to go. Chris, are you ready?
Speaker 1: All right? All right? Send him in. What's up, sluts?
It's I the Collector of teeth, the tooth Fairy. Hello, hello,
mister tooth fairy.
Speaker 3: I've I have I have an offering for you, sir,
hands out, put them in my hand right now. What
do you got for me? It's all of Chris's teeth,
every one of them. It's the best I could do.
Which one's Chris?
Speaker 1: This one the woman no teeth? Hey, buddy, Hey, these
are baby teeth? What these are baby teeth? How old
are you? Well? In earth years? Thirty four? So you
you got a mouthful of baby teeth at thirty four
years years old? Eh? Well, I just what kind of
what are you rolling with down here? Clayton? I don't know, man,
I don't know. That's what's going on down in the
big Age. You guys got a bunch of man babies
rolling around with baby teeth. Listen. I didn't realize that
that he had the baby teeth. I fight a node.
Look at it this way.
Speaker 3: Someday you can come back onto our show and I'll
give you his man teeth.
Speaker 1: Jesus Craw I almost said his name. That's how frustrating
this is. Just I just thought they were little heyt
the human Yeah, grocy More teeth. Okay, work on that.
Speaker 3: Chris, faster, grocy More teeth now faster, quickly, quickly concentrates.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of blood, uh, Clayton, they are well
over sixty teeth here. Listen. I don't have a shark mouth, sir.
I don't know what happened. I have baby shark mouth. Look,
I just had weird teeth sixty You have sixty seventeeth
sixty seven baby teeth in your adult male human mouth.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean maybe it's a of those aren't teeth,
because like, I think that's a ticktack right there. I
don't think that that was a finished ticktack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was saving that. I'll be I'll
be honest with you, Clayton. I've been doing this gig
for quite a while. I didn't think I could see
anything lamer. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I thought i'd seen it all here we are, Chris,
You're you're defying the laws of.
Speaker 1: Nature yet again with your shitty mouth.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm curious, mister tooth. Did I call you tooth
fairy or do you have a name or.
Speaker 1: A technically mister fairy is fine, but my full legal
name is tooth Larry Fairy. Okay, tooth fairy, Larry, tooth,
Larry Fairy. I went by Larry in high school, Larry Fairy.
But but yeah, my first name is is tooth Toothlair.
Speaker 3: The order of which those words are placed is confusing
to me, but.
Speaker 1: Might might even be a little surprising to you. But
that's that is point of fact. What it says on
to certificate tooth Larry Fairy. You changed it, you changed
your first name, but just too Oh I saw how
I was born. It was too tooth Larry Fairy.
Speaker 3: So question for you, I mean, just right off the bat,
first one of the day. Uh, what's it like being
a child with the name Larry. I'll tell you what
it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like the kind of life that makes you go
to bed at night wishing you could smash the teeth
out of every kid in your class that calls you Larry.
Fairy or fairy Larry or Harry Larry Canary. Oh. I
got called canary Larry so much because they were like,
look at little canary Larry piss his pants with his
yellow canary Larry pee. He did it again. Hey, everybody
kick Larry in the face. And oh, look at Larry's
big buck teeth. It was it was. It was a
living hell. It was what it was. And every night
the only thing they could soole me was falling asleep
thinking about smashing the teeth out of every one of
those little pricks faces. Okay, and uh, you know you
dream for the job you want, and that's what I did.
Speaker 3: So a lesson here is just stay away from Larry's.
Just don't just avoid Larry's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was like fairy school, I assume, well, uh,
it's fairy preparatory school. I didn't make it into fairy
school outright. I had to do eighteen months at a
preparatory school work work on some of the foundations. And
I guess you wouldn't know being a human with sharp teeth,
not even human adult teeth. Beag's the question, Clayton, if
that's what's going on in his mouth, what goes on
below the below the waste.
Speaker 3: You know, I haven't I haven't checked, but I mean
we could. We could just whip it out live on
air and have a live reaction.
Speaker 1: Listen. There are some things too terrifying, even for you
know where we are. It's not stop talking about it, Chris, Stop. Yeah,
I don't. Nobody wants to see that now. Sixty seven
little shark penises down there, sixty some foreskins.
Speaker 3: So when you're living in Fairyland and going to Fairry
school and such, they say they have a river there
in Fairyland. Do they have a fairy fairy, you know,
for carting the fairies around?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? They have wings, don't they? I mean, okay,
you can see the wing. Yeah, listen, I understand. I
painted it black because I'm very dark and very edgy.
Oh yeah, it's you know, black glitter on it. It's
a fairy requirement. But it is black. Yeah, it's very
very scary. Yeah, it's a scary fairy I get it. Yeah,
But the wings work. I mean, that's how I get
into windows. Otherwise every kid on the third floor would
be safe. I can't have that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So how did you get into stealing teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was a bit of a circuitous path,
if I'm being honest with you. I was in fairy school.
Things weren't going. Well, that's funny you say that, Clayton.
I was. Actually I was a lip major in Fairry school,
studying Proust. I was hoping to be the pre eminent
fairy expert on Proust the Minor and carecer guard. However,
let's just say there's a lot of politics in Ferry School,
and and things didn't work out, and I ended up
going to fairy reform school with a bunch of those losers.
I didn't want to end up spending the rest of
my life fixing other fairies cars, and so I, uh,
I set out on my own, and UH kind of
forged my own path, and uh started out on the
revenge front, you know. UH started thinking about all those
as I got bigger, and I got a leather jacket,
and uh, you know, got some fairy stubble, if you
know what I mean. UH started hitting the gym a
little bit, and Uh, I started thinking about those nights
I'd fall asleep, uh dreaming of beshing those kids' faces
in and and uh, well that just seemed like while
I was figuring out what to do with myself, sort
of a sort of my Julia Roberts eat Pray love
type situation. Yeah, I thought I'd go, uh let some
other kids eat my fist. Uh huh, and uh, you
know I started, you knock got a few teeth here
and there, and then you start to want a memento,
and then the next thing you know, you got a
full blown collection, and then you're you're looking for more
and more, and then uh, before you know it, I
was knocking out teeth a couple of three, four or
five times a night. And it wasn't he. I had
gone through the kids that had bullied me, and so
I was just like, you look at me wrong. At
the grocery store, I was gonna I was gonna wait
till you fall asleep. I was gonna knock you teeth out.
Then the kind of the happy accident, the circuitous part
kind of happened to Clayton. I dropped my wallet one night, and.
Speaker 3: Then that is that how the money thing started, Because
I mean, it seems like you're known for collecting teeth
but also giving money, which which I had a lot
of questions about that but yeah, I dropped my wallet
and unfortunately I had my driver's license, not my full name,
but tooth fairy and and a ten dollar bill and uh,
the rest is kind of history.
Speaker 1: Word of mouth is the best advertiser, as they say,
And uh, before I knew it, I had people like
going to bed dreaming, wishing that I would show up
and uh and take a tooth out from under their pillow.
And you know, I'm not gonna look at gift horse
in the mouth.
Speaker 3: I mean you will, because you want to look at
the hillart your horse's teeth, because that's your thing.
Speaker 1: But that's a hell of a poy, Clayton. I never
thought about it deeper than the frame. You know, I
don't even have I don't even have horse teeth. That's
a whole that's a whole market. Yeah. Have you ever
met the gift horse? Is that? Is that like a
toothfairy thing? Or is a horse that gifts gifts? I
don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a saying, Chris, it's a saying, oh, okay, sorry guy,
you're you're dumber than the teeth in your mouth.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. I'm sorry, Clayton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so we met Santa Claus on a previous interview, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that fat fuck. How's he doing loud? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
he's the giving shit away for free. Find a nickel
for every time I tried to convince that dude take
a tooth on the way out, I'd uh, let's just say,
I'd be able to buy a lot of teeth with
those nickels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do like giving away money, So you know,
Santa Claus, do you are you friends within like Easter,
Bunny or any of the other I don't know.
Speaker 1: A thing friends things, friends is That's tough. This is
not the career you get into to take it easy
and hang out with your friends. This is this kind
of an all encompassing job. I will say Bunny and
then Sayanna and a few other and I. We do
communicate on an email chain, you know, share stories occasionally,
you know, professional courtesies here and there, and give each
other tips on occasion. Occasional meme, Yeah, exactly, occasional meme
or like, hey check out watch out for Cleveland. It's
extra shooty tonight. You know that kind of thing. But yeah, no,
it's this kind of job. But I don't have the
time for like barbecues at the East Buddy's house. I
used to that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you say that, but I thought you
and the poop Bear were pretty good friends.
Speaker 1: Is that Is that still a thing? Poop poop Bear?
Let me just say I got a lot of respect
for poop Bear. But poop Bear and I we we
didn't see eyed eye on something hygiene or let's just
let's just say tooth to tooth. We didn't see tooth
to tooth on something. Okay, and we're, uh, you know,
nothing but respect for what bear does, but we're we're
taking some time to kind of focus on focus on
us right now. Sorry, I'm not familiar with the poop Bear.
You don't know poop Bear. What's the poop? No? How
did you use the toilet? Yeah? Do you poop? Yeah? Poop?
What your whole life? You pooped every day? Yeah? Where
do you think it goes? What do you think you're doing?
Why do you poop? Uh? I don't. I never thought
about it. I guess because there's just like waste. This
guy's unreal. Clayton, No, it's embarrassing, Chris. The poop Bear.
Speaker 3: It's it's this giant bear that lives at the end
of every sewer system ever. And every time you poop,
you feed the poop bear. So you got to poop
otherwise the poop bear goes hungry. Oh and that's that's
well known. Yeah, everybody poop bear. I mean, my hand's raised.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. Yeah, so it's it's just like
a thing that kids are told that's why you poop
to feed the bear. Yeah. Also, sky's blue, you know,
and chocolate tastes good.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well not not not poop Bear's chocolate. He
has a different kind of chocolate.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want to taste that. Chris.
Speaker 3: Someday I'm gonna take you by the poop Bear's place
and then maybe maybe he'll let you, you know, take
over for him for a little bit, you know, take
a break, and then you can eat all the poop
that comes down.
Speaker 1: How does that sound a little bit field trip?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why not? I mean, oh, wow, we've really broken your soul.
Speaker 2: You would have normally resis did that, but now you
just actively want to eat shit.
Speaker 1: Okay. Cool, Good to know you're doing great work here, Clayton. Thanks, Thanks,
I try you too, man, you too. I'm a big
fan of your word. I'd be lying enough. I said
it wasn't good to hear. Sometimes you get kind of
exhausted by the repetition. But uh, but being able to
to sit here and spend some time with some of
my contemporaries and also shark mouth, it's uh, it's nice.
It's nice, makes it worth it. Yeah. Okay, now tooth fair.
I got a quick question.
Speaker 3: So, so you you have this like reputation now for
giving money for teeth, Like, what's the evil angle behind that?
Speaker 1: Because like you're an evil guy you you love Oh yeah, yeah,
there's always got to be an angle, right right, Well,
here's the deal. First off, I'm funding it all off
game stop stock. Oh so I'm crashing the the global
economy with a meme.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But that's just the least of it. That's just the
surface level. That's the easy stuff, right what it's the
long play for me. What I've done, uh is uh.
And you're gonna stick with me on this. And this
might be a little hard for like a shark toothed
brain like you to understand, Chris. So if you need
me to explain or slow down, you let me know
what I did was I'm the one that put the
addiction into sugar. You guys know sugarah. I didn't. I
didn't create sugar. I can't claim sugar. But I'm the
one that made a taste so damn good. And here's
why I did that. I wanted the kids to eat
the sugar to rot their teeth. There's a long play
so that their teeth will fall out faster, their go
less work for me. I no longer have to rip
them out of their mouth. They fall out on their own.
They fall out quicker and easier, with less must less
fuss from the kids. Teeth go onto the pillow. They're
kind of rotten at this point, which I'm into anyway. Yeah,
you know, yeah, you're seeing a greenhouse. You know a
lot of people do plants' familiar I have a Yeah,
I have a brown house, and it's where I go
in and I create a set a certain environmental rotten
teeth in and it is truly hideous. You would you
would absolutely love it clean. You're working all the angles then,
so you're you're you're crashing the economy. You're giving children money,
which you know, money is the root of all evil.
There's that it goes deeper, It goes deep, yeah, because
what a what what a parent's combat sugar with? I
don't know what brushing teeth the dentist, right, you guys
know the dentist thing. Yeah, guy goes and polishes your teeth,
cleans him up. Christ has clearly never been but I
think he's familiar that well. I can't imagine a dentist
surviving ten minutes in that monster mouth of his. A
little tiny, they even small for baby teeth. I don't
want to get into it. They were oddly thick a tooth. Yeah,
it was oddly thick for a tooth, like you have
girthy baby teeth. What they just they were called all
my ears. I've never seen that anyway, So dentistry, right,
everybody hates the dentist. That's me. I did that that
you don't remember, but the dentist. When it was conceived,
it was supposed to be fun. It was. They refer
to it as a massage for your mouth and then
you go in. It's like going to a spa, right,
I had I did away with that. I made everything
at the dentist silver and sharp, and oh you know
the other cool thing I did? What do you think
of when you.
Speaker 3: Hit think of the dentists you think, I think of
a like a cartoon character.
Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's a drill, like a submarine, like an ooh situation.
Speaker 1: Why would no? I mean it could be from the pain,
But why why would you drill your mouth? That's ridiculous.
I'll tell you why. To terrify children away from the dentist.
It's a perfect plan, and I have the market cornered you.
I'll tell you what. Chris, yeah, closures for a second.
Chris earmos you hear us? Okay, Clayton, Yes, if you
ever want come on by the Brown House sometime. I
would like to show you the universe's largest collection of
teeth and rotting teeth. You would, absolutely It is hideous
in ways you cannot imagine. I'll let you take some
home if you want to. Let you drink a few.
It is you have never experienced a sour like the
sour you get from extracting the blackest elements of the
most rotten baby teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I bet that brown House smells like shit too,
which kind.
Speaker 1: Of like that, you know, adds to the name, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was kind of a happy accident. But it worked
out very well though. I mean, he's still I just
didn't want him. I didn't want him to hear the invitation. Okay, okay, okay,
it wasn't extended to him. We can knock you, we
can bring I mean, this is kind of nice. Just
like an idiot. You should do it from time to time. Yeah,
still while he's while he's still under. I'm being serious
about the teeth thing. I I've been doing this. I've
been in this game for hundreds of years, and I
have in all of my I've looked in a lot
of mouths. I've looked in some of the biggest mouths you,
some of some of the some of the heaviest mouth
hitters you.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I've looked in Hitler's mouth, I was. I've looked in uh.
I looked in lbj's mouth. I've looked in Kennedy's mouth.
Oh yeah, I looked in Shaer's mouth when she was
a kid. I uh. Oh you remember the uh you
remember the Zodiac Killer? Remember those chompers. That's me.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, and I have yet to see I have
yet to see a row or in Chris's case, it
looked like four rows of teeth.
Speaker 1: I mean, quite as hideous as that, Larry Fairy.
Speaker 3: You're you're you're talking to me as if I care
about Chris as well being.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm hating this humming that he's doing. Yeah, he's trying
to get our attention to unplug his ears.
Speaker 1: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah here, let me slap him real quick. But uh,
you can unplug your ears now, idiot? All right, thanks, yeah,
just so you know, Uh, the tooth Fairy he just
invited me to over to his house and you're not invited,
so oh sorry that kind of that takes away the
point of him closing his ears.
Speaker 1: But it's hell, yeah, how does that? How does that
make you feel? Chris? I'm honestly, I don't know if
I would have won to go anyway. Well, now you
gotta go. Yeah, you're gonna spend the night in the
brown house when you can't leave until you take a
souvenir and leave one.
Speaker 3: So tooth Larry Fairy, you mentioned that you have the
brown house, but like, what are some other things that
you do with all these trophies? I mean, you must
have millions, if not billions, of teeth at this point, like,
what what do you do.
Speaker 1: With all those teeth? Oh, it's a great question. What
do you do with all these teeth? Are you familiar
with loot crates? Yeah, well I'm I'm starting an offshoot
where you pay you pay me a couple bucks a month,
I don't know, somewhere between like thirty and three hundred
bucks a month, and I send you a box of teeth,
random teeth. It could be new, they could be old.
It could be baby, they could be maybe I'll throw
some horse teeth in. You know, it could be rare,
like maybe uh, maybe you want a Restputet's baby teeth
is in there, or or maybe you get like, uh,
I don't know Ted Bundy's by Cuspard. You know, Okay,
I'll bag it and topload it and stuff. But uh yeah,
and then you know, it's like a monthly tooth service,
the tooth graate, tooth grade.
Speaker 2: This is a market for that. Are there a lot
of people who like teeth? Or is that a fairy thing?
Speaker 1: Or do you like teeth? Do you like your teeth? Chris?
Do you miss your teeth?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yes, that's I just never have you ever thought, man,
do I hate teeth. No, do you know anybody who
ever thought, man, do I hate teeth? No? Okay, why
don't you sit with that for a second and think
about how how stupid you are to ask that question?
All right, all right toothlawry Fairy?
Speaker 3: Like what tell us like outside of work, you know,
you're collecting teeth and stuff like that, Like tell us
about your personal life, you know, like any any relationships or.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a happily married man. Oh yeah,
I'm a wife. Her name is Sherry, Oh okay, Sherry Fairy.
Well she's uh, she's Irish, so we call her Sherry
o Fairy. That's kind of a kind of a nickname
about lovely, lovely woman puts up with a lot. I'm
not gonna lie. Great set of teeth on her obviously
prerequisite to be married to me, of course, you know. Yeah, yeah,
we have two lovely children, Terry and Mary. Oh oh yeah,
and she's on the way with we hope, uh fingers crossed.
A little little little boy Carrie, no, no, Barry, little
baby Berry, little baby Berry Fairy, hopefully is what we're
shooting for. We'll we'll, we'll find out next week, hopefully.
Speaker 2: How about how many pets you got, like a little
little little Harry run around.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, little Harry's yet, although that would be funny.
Do you have a pet dog named Donna? Donna? Yeah, Donna,
the Donna, just Donna Donna. Okay, little Mutt got her
with the pound, all right. Well, so it's it's just
a happy little family. It's it's Larry and Cherry. Oh
and then Terry and Mary and hopefully baby Barry and Donna.
Speaker 3: Okay, lovely selling, great people. What's it like whenever they
lose their teeth?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it?
Speaker 3: Do you steal the same thing you want them to
lose their teeth? You you steal their teeth?
Speaker 1: You know, like how when your kid finds out that
Santa Claus isn't real, But for couple of years, you
still you still go through the motion because it's even
though you know it's not it's not it's not real.
It's fun to play along. We we we kind of
do the same thing in the in the fairy family.
We uh we put it under the pillow and then
uh then like little Mary goes to sleep, then uh
I go in and I rip it out from under
her and then I shove some money in her mouth,
and you know what, as you do, and then I
put it in a bag and then I hide it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with other fairies, I guess are they also eclectic
or I mean I always di vision fairies is like
happy twinkly things.
Speaker 1: Are you looking at me right now? Do you see me? Am?
I smiling? Yes, I'm smiling because I love what I do.
I get up every day and I trade in teeth
and I love teeth. Teeth is what I love. Teeth
is what I think about. I go to bed, I
think of teeth. I wake up, I think of teeth.
I live for teeth. So I got the biggest shit
eating grin out of my face because I know that
after this interview, I'm gonna go back to teeth and
then tomorrow, hold on, hold on, look at my calendar.
Teeth all day, all day, okay, and am to a PM.
Nothing but teeth. And then as far as the twinkly thing,
I understand that my wings are black, but they have
glitter on them. It's a requirement. I got the black glitter.
I couldn't be any twinkler. Yeah, I mean, what's a
normal fairy job? Because you seem like you have a
very specific one. What's a normal human job? Is this
a normal human job for you to Most normal humans
have sixty seven shark teeth and sidekick as a podcast
in hell? Is that normal? I guess it's a little weird. Chrise,
I wouldn't piss off the tooth fairy Lary. Ye, he's
about to get scary. I don't mean to get angry.
It's just I don't like being lumped in with all
the other fairies. You know, It's like I'm my own guy. No,
I understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris's questions are making you wary. I fully understand. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So. Uh, you know, I get up and I unfold
my wings one at a time like every other fairy,
and I go about and I do the best damn
fairy job I can do. So don't be contrary. Yeah,
I'll try not to. All right, Well, mission failed out
the gate, damn it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know what, fairy, tooth lairy fairy, you're
are a right busy guy.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hold you any longer.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a lot of teeth that need to
get knocked out of people's skulls and stealing from underneath bed.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go ahead and let you go. All right,
I appreciate it, and yeah, it's it's truth. Let they say,
the mouth of the mouth and the teeth wait for
no man. So I got to get back to it.
But before I go, allow me to plug one last time.
Tooth Crade should be launched soon. You can sign up
for it at Chris's email address and we will alert
you as soon. It's going to be still working on
the pricing structure, but it's gonna be probably somewhere between
nineteen ninety five and twenty nine to ninety five a month,
and you will get a box of old used teeth
every month to your door. You're not gonna know are
they alligator teeth or are they Chris's tiny shark teeth?
One way to find out tooth Greaze it great, all right,
you heard it here first.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we'll post a link to it on our
social channels at Good Morning from Hell on Twitter, Instagram,
We're on Facebook.
Speaker 1: All that.
Speaker 2: We'll be sure to give you guys some good, good
press subtle. Yeah, all right about wrapping it up. Thanks
for listening, guys, Hell Clayton, thank you very much to
mister Jeff Ramsey for returning. It's a second episode, but
you're you're before, you are our first Grimlin.
Speaker 1: Now you're a tooth fairy. Thanks for coming on, Jeff, Yeah, man,
thanks for allowing me to play the tooth fairy. That
was a lot of fun. And as a parent I
used to play the tooth fairy fairly often, so it's
nice to be able to to step back into the role.
Just dust off that old Uh it's part your favorite exactly. Yeah, awesome.
So Jeff, what do you got going on these days?
What are you working on? Oh? This is the plug portion. Yeah,
you can check me out on the fuck Face Podcast. Yeah,
it's a it's a roost teeth podcast starring me and
Gavin Free and another person who his name is up
for debate right now, fuck face podcast wherever podcasts are podcasting.
Speaker 3: You know what I love about rooster teeth search engine optimization,
and we got fuck Face, we got rooster Chief, Good
Morning from Hell, Why We're going to Hell? All these
names titles that roll off the tongue and are easy
to find on Google.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: For someone who doesn't know anything about fuck face, how
would you kind of describe it. Oh sure, Chris, that's
a great that's a great point.
Speaker 1: Fuck face is a podcast about shooting yourself in the
foot for a laugh. As an example, naming a podcast
something unsearchable like fuck face.
Speaker 2: It seems to have worked unfortunately against that, because it's
it's a really good podcast and doing okay. Yeah, so
people should definitely go listen to it if you haven't.
It's really weird in a good way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that means a lot. That a scary amount
coming from the weirdest person I've had the pleasure of
knowing for the last twelve years. Awesome.
Speaker 3: Well, Jeff, just before we let you go, where can
the people find you on social media?
Speaker 1: I am on Twitter and Instagram at Jeff L. Ramsey
GEO f F though, because uh, you know.
Speaker 3: Search engine optimization started at a young age. Yeah, started
with my mom in nineteen seventy five. Awesome, Thanks Jeff,
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks