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Speaker 1: Hi everyone, Sony from Ack the Movies. Here today we're

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talking about the most busty, podacious motor boating remake of

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all time, Piranha three D. Hello, Captain Bovies for the

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first time.

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Speaker 2: Are we ly?

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Speaker 1: We are? Everything is recording. Why do you ask? I'm

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such a professional. I never forget to hit record. You know,

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how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm so so good. I had a great time being

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inflicted with this film.

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Speaker 1: That's one way to describe it. It's one way to

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describe it.

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Speaker 2: Jumped right out grabbed me.

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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to the show. I haven't seen you

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since you yelled at Gill and Joey c for not

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being trekkies or trekkers.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm still mad at them, by the way, they

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just wow.

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Speaker 1: Well look uh. Maybe they'll make up for it if

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they watch season two of Starfleet Academy, which will be

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the last season of Starfleet Academy.

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Speaker 2: There's going to be a season two.

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Speaker 1: I think they shot I do. I think they do

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that thing now where they shoot enough further to be

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two seasons. I think they like split seasons and half.

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But yeah, there is gonna be a second season. But

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that's it. It's done. Star Trek. There's no Star Trek

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in development currently. We did it, We finally killed it.

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It could go away, went away for many years. It

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could come back. No, Piranha is right for a comeback.

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It should come back. Yes. Uh. Pirana three D a

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remake of Joe Dante's Pirana. Of course, you know who

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Joe Dante is. Can you list two of his movies?

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Speaker 2: Gremlins and Gremlins two?

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Speaker 1: There you Go and the Howling and Howling. I'm so

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glad you knew those off the top of your head.

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It's almost as if I told you the first time

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we record famous schlocky Jawl's cash Grab, to the point

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it opened up with a person playing a Jaw's computer game.

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They were very open about it. And Joe Dante's friends

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with Steven Spielberg. I think they're all tight together. But yeah,

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it was very It was very famous. It's become a

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cult classic. There were many sequels, the second one, Piranatu.

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The spawning was that this. I really wish you could

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have seen a reaction. The first time was the first

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feature film by James Cameron. Wow, she's shocked because she's

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hearing this for the first goddamn time.

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Speaker 2: No, I was genuinely shocked. Kate, Wait, why is it

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James Cameron though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me explain it again. Thank you for that

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set up. James Cameron was hired by some Italian production

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who was making it, and then they fired him two

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weeks in. People don't know that James Cameron was like

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a big effects guy before he became a director.

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Speaker 2: Like that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: He did you ever see the original Scape from New York? Yeah,

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he did all the matte paintings of like York and everything,

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so you can find a lot of his like work

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in like older films, And this was, like Pirana two

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was gonna be his claim to fame, his first feature.

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So those fucking guidos fired him because they wanted to

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have a non Italian's name on it, because I guess,

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in like the seventies and eighties, a lot of like

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American and whatnot distributors they were like, hey, Guidos, your

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movies kind of sucked. And people see a bunch of

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fucking Leonettes, Mozzarellas or whatever, They're not gonna watch this movie.

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And I think they caught on that directors were using

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fake names, so they got like a real non Italian director,

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so they kept his name on it and he legally

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couldn't do anything, and then they fired him and they

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shot the movie without him. But he has since said

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in a commentary track that he thinks it's the greatest

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flying Piranha movie ever made. I don't know if there's

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any more, so he might technically be right, but yeah,

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James Kmer considers Terminator his first feature film prob even

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though unfortunately his name is on that one. There might

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have been a remake in nineteen ninety four at Milikuns.

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That knowledge is in my head. I don't know if

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it's wrong, but why else would it be in my head?

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Never seen it? Okay, never seen it, and it's been

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a million year since I seen the original Prana. I

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did not rewatch it for this because this has very

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little to do with that film. This one is directed

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by Alexander Aja, who did High Tension. Have you ever

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seen High Tension?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Is that the correct answer? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I think that was your answer last time. And he

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did one of the best horror remakes of all time,

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The Hills Have Eyes. He made a better film than

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Wes Craven, which is we've covered all the Wes Craven remakes.

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That's very hard to do. They're usually the worst things

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you'll ever well, actually know. Just one is the worst

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thing you've ever seen. Nightmare and Elm Street. Do you

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ever see the twenty ten Nightmare and Elm Street.

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Speaker 2: I've broken up with a guy because the movie was bad,

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So just keep that in mind.

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Speaker 1: Everybody pulls the review. Tell me more. What was the movie?

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Speaker 2: Shanghai Nights, not even Shanghai Noon, the sequel. Yeah, I

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hadn't even seen the first one, so I didn't. But

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we sat there Shanghai Nights, and I was like, we've

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been together for two years, it's done come out.

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Speaker 1: I think that's on you. You didn't see the first one.

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You didn't know the rich Shanghai Noon, Loren, now you

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should rewatch the second. You'd be like, I'll get it now,

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and you're gonna be like, I'm sorry, I have to

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get a divorce call that guy. I was wrong.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 1: He's there with like his five kids, like lately no, no,

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but I get I didn't know. I wasn't there to

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see their friendship blossom, and I couldn't get invested in

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their story. In England noted so funny I'm assuming other

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things happened and that was just the straw that broke

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the cattle's back.

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Speaker 2: I was just in such a bad mood that there

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is no coming back from it. I was so annoyed

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that I had wasted those two hours.

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Speaker 1: Man, I don't have my phone is over there charge

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and I want to see what else was in theaters

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when Shanghai Knew Our Nights came out. Could there have

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been like one other movie could have altered the course

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of your life.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: You realize now we're gonna have to do Shanghai.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I will do Noon with whoever but me, You

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and Manny. We need a person from foggy London town.

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We'll do Shanghai Knights together.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine watching Jackie Chan and was an Owen

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Wilson struggling to communicate, and you're like, this fucking relationship

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was done. I watched Brono three D with a girl

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and it didn't last much longer after that, But that

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was for all the reasons. I forget where I was there.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I totally Alexander Raja really good director from what I've seen.

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I've liked most of his movies. He did a movie

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called Mirrors with Kei Keith Sutherland, which I never saw,

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but I saw the direct I've seen one scene in

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the direct to video sequel because Christy Carlson Romano was

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topless in it. Uh, I've seen that seen a million times.

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I don't know what any of the movies are about,

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and watch them in their entirety. My favorite thing is

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she did the whole thing. She's like, I regret doing

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that newity scene. I have daughters down, what are they

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gonna say? And I'm just I'm watching the video. I'm like,

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no one knows that movie exists. You just brought so

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much attention to it. No one if they would have

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to google you for a while to find out that

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movie exists. Your kids are only dweeves like me. You

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had a crush on her, And even Stevens, who were

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aware of that fact, know about that movie. Even Stevens

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girls topless. Hold on, I gotta look up that scene.

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What about the whole movie? We're gonna watch the whole

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movie anyway. Yeah, he directed. He wanted the movie to

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be more serious. He didn't like the early scripts that

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were more comedic, and yeah, it ended up being comedic.

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So now I need to know this went through a

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bunch of rewrites. It actually didn't start off as a

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Piranha remake. I think the ones I think they wanted

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it to be a Piranha remake, but then they were like,

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let's just call it killer Fish and unless we can't

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get it. And the writer who did it was the

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guy who did the last three Saw films, Jigsaws, Spiral

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which sucked, and Saw X. You see Saw X. Sorry No,

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it's a supposed to be between Saw one and two, Okay,

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but twenty years have gone by.

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Speaker 2: This would also require me to have seen Saw one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, not no, you know what. No, it'll be a

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fun thing. Watch Saw one okay, and then two? Oh

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no no, then X and then two, and then you'll

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be like, wow, that's weird. Those two actors aged one

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years and then by the time the second one comes,

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they've d aged twenty. Hmmm, Like he is so fucking

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old in X and she's got a lot of work

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done on her face. It's just like, yeah, then you

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watch too, and then they're back to two thousand and

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two and you're like, no, that doesn't make any fucking

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sense anyway. They had a great cinematographer for this movie,

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John Harley and Edti, who's been a cinematographer many great

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movies his directing careers. I'm doing it again. Isn't that great?

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Because his first movie.

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Speaker 2: Was I've already forgotten.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Sean.

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Speaker 2: I should have known that one. Hey we talked. I was, hey,

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you did a thing, and I did a thing in

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that thing.

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Speaker 1: I reviewed the original script for Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and

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following that movie's tradition, I fired everyone who did voice

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acting for the first video, much like that movie. Fired

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all the cast members of the first one except for two,

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and I got all new people to do their voices.

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Combat Annihilation video.

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Speaker 2: I nailed it.

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Speaker 1: You did it. You did his soul is Mine No,

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and you record it very professionally, Yes, on a DGI mike,

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Speaker 2: Well, so you were like, hey, can I get that

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voiceover from you? And I was like all right, And

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I'm literally running down the docks because I had just

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finished like a twenty hour delivery and I'm running into

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somebody's office and then I go into their closet and

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shut the door, and I'm like muffled around coats just

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so I can get a decent audio take. It came

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down pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Manny muskets faced away from his mic in the

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most echoey room possible.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Manny, the world's being invaded by Shao Khan.

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Speaker 1: Happy now show con what the hell comes you use that?

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I sweared of guy? He was walking around in one

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of them. Anyway, he's the cinema toographer here. Produced by

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the Weinsteins. I'm not gonna do my wine Stcene ran again,

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produced by the Weinsteins. Dimension films came out in twenty ten,

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the height of the three D boom, which apparently you

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were on a boat in the Mediterranean you somehow missed

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six or seven six or seven years of three D

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films being shoved down our throats.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes I did. I was a way at tea.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, and I'm not going to tell the story again,

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but I was getting sick of three D films around

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this time. Twenty ten was like the big year of

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three I think Clash of the Titans was my breaking point.

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I'm like, no, I'm not doing this again. Because there

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was a lot of post conversion three D films they

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weren't shot in three D. This one wasn't shot in

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three D, but they knew it was going to be

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three D, so it actually looks not great, but it

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looks fine. It looks fine. You could tell they were

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making a three D movie even if they weren't using

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this three D? That makes no sense? So yeah, I

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did very well, made a shit ton of money. Sequel

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one and we're like, we don't really need a sequel.

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the podcast How Did This Get Made? Starring Paul Sheer,

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who delays a character in this film, and he kept

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bringing up because I think the second one was coming out,

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and he kept bringing up this movie, and I'm just like,

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Paul Sheer's funny at the time. Paul Sheer was funny,

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It's not funny anymore. At the time. How Did This

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Get Made? Was one of the best podcasts. Ever, it's

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not anymore. All their old episodes are behind a paywall.

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Do you know that? Do you know their old episodes

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are behind the paywall?

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that? Is it?

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and there's episodes where Pete Holmes makes fun of Asian

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eyewitnesses and a movie and says they're the worst eye witness.

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Do you think that's why they put their old episodes

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behind a paywall?

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Speaker 2: No, surely no.

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wanted to listen to a few old episodes, like, oh, oh,

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I guess those episodes. I guess those jokes did it

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age very well? But there's still money to be made there,

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so they hit all their episodes by buying Stitcher premium,

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like the one's buying that shit anyway. The one night

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I was like, all right, I'm gonna watch Piranha three D.

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at the time, like, let's watch Piranha three D. And

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there is a moment in this film where I went, oh,

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my god, it's that person, and then the girl went

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who is that? And I went, oh, no, I have

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to explain who this person is. And many fans of

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the channel already know who I'm talking about, but wait

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for her introduction here. It's very awkward conversation. Uh. Yeah,

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and I actually enjoyed the movie when I saw it. Yes,

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I was excited to rewatch it. And you're this the

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first time you've ever seen it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did separate it out. So there was a

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point at which I was watching it and I'm thinking

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to myself, Gosh, there's an awful lot of boobs here.

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Is Tony just tricking me into watching porn what's happening here?

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Speaker 1: There's no sess in it though, that's your.

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Speaker 2: Podcast changed that much that now you're just like duping

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women into watching pornography. But instead I paused it because

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I had to do some other stuff, and then I

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came back to it and all of a sudden it

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became this great movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the horror aspect takes a while to kick in. Well,

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it's sprinkled throughout the film, and then it finally kicks

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in the third act and it goes nuts.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, let's let's talk about one of the greatest

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filmies ever made, Pirana three D. It opens up at

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a Mesolithic dig site from the Mesolithic era. And remember

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how I said the original Prana was a jaw's cash

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grab opens up on Richard Dreyfus singing show Me the

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Way to Go Home on his little boat, wearing basically

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the Hooper Alpha.

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Speaker 2: It was perfect, it was absolute. I was sitting there going.

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Speaker 1: I did I didn't give your heads up on that one.

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That was that shocked me. When I first heard, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, wait, I was on board for everything, but from

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that moment on, I was like, I'm here, I'm here

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for this. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: He apparently agreed to do this, and he donated all

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the money he made to charity. Oh, I just thought

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it'd be funny to do it. Yeah, he drops his

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beer bottle. This is Lake Victoria.

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's what they called it.

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Speaker 1: But yes, I think they shot in Canada and Arizona

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and whatnot. But yeah, he drops his beer bottle, which

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we follow because it's three D. Obviously I didn't watch

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this in three D all the way down and uh

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are we led to believe that this beer bottle hitting

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the ground is what it was the final thing that

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made the earthquake? Or was that just a coincidence.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was bracing myself for them, saying like, oh,

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it's all the pollution that people.

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Speaker 1: Are I was waiting for that to be. I was

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waiting for them to be like Mutat and I forg

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got that they came from a cave underground. But yeah,

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there's an earthquake and there's a rift underneath and it

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opens up this cavern. It's a lake within a lake,

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and I like that whirlpool effects.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that was so cool looking.

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Speaker 1: Was like aha and Unleasha is a bunch of piranha,

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but like scary giant piranha, bigger than normal parana. Yes,

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I think the whole thing piranha is like over exaggerated.

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do in movies, but it's like apparently there was like

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one famous incident where they did it, but like they

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left out that, Like the pranhas were like starves, that's

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why they went as crazy as they did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought, Piranha, We're gonna be a bigger thing in

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my life growing.

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Speaker 2: Up like quicksand yeah, quicksand.

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Speaker 1: And then I was just like, Oh, they don't live

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anywhere near me. Why was I so scared.

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Speaker 2: Pan They're really hard to keep alive in a tank too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean Christopherlloyd does a good job in

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this one. But yeah, the Piranha come and they kill

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poor Richard Dreyfus.

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Speaker 2: No more Richard. Oh they kill him in a mess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they like rip both of his. The prana are weird.

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They don't really eat people whole, like that's what the

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iconic Piranha thing is. They chew you down to the bone,

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but then I guess they realize they wouldn't be gory enough,

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so then the pranas just nibble on you for a

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while and then leave you alone. In this movie, very bizarre.

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Oh yeah, the hand coming out was so cool with

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his his finger bowl. That was cool. That was cool.

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Great opening, great opening. I think it rivals the opening

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of Jawels with the girl and hanging on the buoy.

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I'm like, nope, you need Richard Dreyfus earlier in that movie.

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But yeah, he's dead. Uh. It's spring break boom. Everyone

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is partying at the lake in just like one area

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of the lake, but they keep saying they part already

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all over the lake, but we only ever really see

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them in one area.

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Speaker 2: Well, That's easily explained though, because most lakes only have

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like a few launchable areas and places that you can

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actually raft up to. Yeah, so you're always gonna sort

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of congregate.

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Speaker 1: Boats and clumps, gotchat.

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Speaker 2: Especially if there's a big stage that's floating out there.

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Speaker 1: That was and you knew something was gonna happen with that,

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Like everything you're seeing here, you're like, oh, there's so

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many of these people are gonna die. So yeah, we

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get to meet our sheriff, July forrest Or played by

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Elizabeth Shoe. Mm hmmm, I think it was was this

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the same year. It was a few years before she

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was in Hamlet two where she played herself. Do you

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see Hamlet two?

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Speaker 2: No? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hamlet two is great?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you know what that one is?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Oh. It's like a failed actor who's like a high

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school drama teacher. He's like going through like a crisis

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because he never made it as an actor, and he

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decides to write a sequel to Hamlet two. It was

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a sequel to Hamlet, so he makes his own play

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and it's very controversy, but Elizabeth Shoe plays herself in it,

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and she's like quit acting and he motivates her to

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come back to acting. It's really good. She's milth mode

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in this.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's to the point where the young frat kid. Yeah,

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she made sure to like show him off as much

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as she could without whipping them out. But I love

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that the frat guy is like getting arrested. He was

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like he crashed into something.

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Speaker 2: I think yeah, he was, you know, nudged a fire

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hydrant or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And she knows that he's drunk, and she's being

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very lenient with him. She's like, all right, how about

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you walk away. He's like, how about you take me home?

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And he's like touching her uniform and he gets himself

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into way more trouble than he has to be, so

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he gets arrested.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what a beautiful way to show that

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she's not an asshole cop. Yeah, but let's make sure

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that you know, she's got a line you're not gonna cross.

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And then she's a bad.

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Speaker 1: Ass yep, yep. And then we get to meet her son, Chake,

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who runs into his old friend Kell.

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Speaker 2: Yes, hang on, this is actually my very first instance

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of a Chekhov's taser. So she busts out the taser. Yeah,

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and I know it's coming for the rest of the movie.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I know it's not a good payoff. When

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I finally came, I thought I was gonna have a

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way cooler payoff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So Jake meets up with his friend Kelly, who

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he hasn't seen. I guess she went away to school

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or something. She's back for spring break, but she's dating Todd,

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and he's a jerk because he said he's a really

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good DJ. He's a good DJ, and he can get

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her backstage passes or so.

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Speaker 2: He says, hold on, you could just float behind the stage,

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and I just.

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Speaker 1: Feel like something, Oh, I also have those classes. I

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just look the case, right, I just looked at your

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glasses like I forgot she left one here. So we're cool. Yeah,

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I literally.

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Speaker 2: I lose like ten to the water every year.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he's excited to see her again, but he's mad

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that she's with Todd. Todd and he tells her he's like,

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I can't do any spring makes spring breaks shenanigans. I

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have to babysit. My life is a lot of babysitting lately. Anyway,

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we get to meet his little sister who's looking at

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I believe her name is Danny, who she does know

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is a porn star. But the girl lets her know

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that she has nice boobs. She does have nice boob

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she does, she does, she was, she was a model,

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the actress who played her, and then the other girl

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was a porn star. So yes, I think this girl

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was FHM magazine's like top hundred sexiest girls ever. Blar's

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just like, Hi, nice boobs. My brother would like your

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boobs too, apparently. And then we meet Jerry O'Connell's character,

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Derek as the porn director. That guy was good, Oh

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so funny.

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Speaker 2: God, he was perfect.

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Speaker 1: Make sure those TV's are nice. Some book. Who's this

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and I think his name is Andrew is Paul. Shear's

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character is a cameraman, okay, and he wants the biggest

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boat ever for his When you really look at what

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he's filming, it's not the best porn video ever.

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Speaker 2: I actually really liked that he said I want the

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biggest boat this little bullshit lake can give me, because yeah,

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that like they did have a pretty sizeable boat for

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the size of that lake. Yeah, Like when I saw

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the sign for what the.

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Speaker 1: Lake is that what you say when you do your show.

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You're like, I want the big I.

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Speaker 2: Want the biggest boat you've got. We're gonna need a

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bigger boat.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, he's uh, he's talking to Jake. He's like, Jake,

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you're from here. We need you to be a location scout.

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And I thought there was like a romance brewing between

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him and the one porn actress. Jake and the porn actress.

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Speaker 2: There was something there.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was problematic because he's seventeen. Oh he is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought what was all the stuff about going

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away to college or.

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Speaker 1: I think you can go to college at seventeen? Okay,

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but the sister mentioned the seventeen So I think that's

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why this girl ends up wing manning for him at

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the end. Yeah, we're not at the end nor the middle.

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But yeah, they're like, Jake, you're gonna help us, uh,

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take us around the lake and show us all the

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cool spots for our porn film. It's very over complicated.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so stuff about me that you don't know I've

471
00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:30,839
done nautical locations.

472
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, poor, I'm like, that

473
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:36,200
is a big fucking why would you admit that on

474
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:42,000
this well on this show. Why was she? Oh, like

475
00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:46,200
that would have been an insane revolution. You tied that

476
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:57,119
so poorly. Okay, no, you creep.

477
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 2: That is not what I was gonna say. I was

478
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,799
gonna tell you I've done location scouting, like specifically nautical

479
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:08,319
location scouting, and well, all that is is, you know,

480
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,759
not only am I picking the boat that's going to

481
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:13,119
be the right boat for the shoot, I'm also choosing

482
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,920
where they're going to anchor it, where they're going to

483
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,400
be able to raft it up, where they're going to

484
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,960
be able to dock it, what orientation they're going to

485
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:22,880
like get it set up, and can we do stern

486
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,599
anchor to make it look like a certain way even

487
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,799
though you know the current and wind are going to

488
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,319
be pushing in another way. All of that stuff goes.

489
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,599
Speaker 1: Into can you name some of the ones you worked on?

490
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 2: Beasts of the Southern Wild?

491
00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: There you go that one Awards, I think, yes, it did.

492
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,720
I've seen it once and I went, this movie's really good,

493
00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:42,920
and then I never watched it again. Okay, but I

494
00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:47,079
liked it. It was very good. That was a good one.

495
00:24:47,079 --> 00:24:48,119
I should rewatch that movie.

496
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,799
Speaker 2: Also a bunch of stuff for Nautica Nautica. Yeah, they

497
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,160
make commercials about their stuff.

498
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right, right, Well there you go. Miss.

499
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,920
I don't feel like I have enough film knowledge here.

500
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,359
And you're like, oh, and by the way, I did

501
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,480
this thing. I'm like, oh, that's actually the most impressive thing. Uh.

502
00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:06,599
Thankfully you never did poor it as far as we know.

503
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:08,759
Speaker 2: Se.

504
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jacob's home and he's researching the porn site and

505
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,119
his mom keeps walking in on him.

506
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,079
Speaker 2: Well, why don't you know it's like a Girl's Gone Wild?

507
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very much Girl's Gone Wild. This This

508
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,119
is like the tail end I think of Girls Gone

509
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,960
Wild being relevant, where at some point everyone's like, well

510
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
I can just get videos on my phone now I

511
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,799
don't really need to sign away for a DVD.

512
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 2: I think it's actually the it's not being wild and

513
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,160
it started just being wildly predatory.

514
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, yeah, you know, I haven't really looked

515
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:42,440
into all the issues where Girl's Gone I was too

516
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,519
young to order those tapes and DVDs.

517
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 2: Well, the commercial always made it look like, oh, it's

518
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:49,759
just so fun and just having fun and you happen

519
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,799
to be here with a camera, when really it's like, hey,

520
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:52,559
why don't you do this?

521
00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:58,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tony, why don't you come on, Tony, Tony, don't

522
00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:58,920
you like me anymore?

523
00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:01,039
Speaker 2: I think you should do this.

524
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,279
Speaker 1: Whenever I watch commercials, like wait, the girl's just flashing,

525
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,880
that's it, I'm like, that's gonna get old real quick.

526
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,400
That's gonna get real old if it's just this over

527
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,440
and over again for an hour, like okay, cool. I

528
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,279
can only hear a girl going like so many times

529
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:21,400
I'm turning the video off. I hate it when you

530
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,440
go to like parties and stuff and you hear them screaming.

531
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,319
It's like, ah, shut up, shut up. Yeah. So he's

532
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,240
trying to watch this video and his mom keeps coming

533
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,440
in over and over again. Yes, but she's just like, hey,

534
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,720
you're not gonna do that thing you're gonna do. You

535
00:26:35,799 --> 00:26:40,240
gotta watch your brother and sister Lara, and I'm sure

536
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:43,440
the younger brother had a name Blonde, and yeah, there

537
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,039
you go, the Children of the Corn. You have to

538
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:48,839
watch the children of the Corn. I don't know how

539
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,000
they got here, but they're here and you have to

540
00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:57,759
babysit them now. So he's like, fine, Mom, I'll do it.

541
00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:00,839
Leave me and my lou read poster alone, get out

542
00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:03,319
of here. I saw that that lou redposter caught my eye.

543
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:06,599
But I don't think this guy is listening to lou Reed.

544
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:13,440
But okay, he's a giant lou repo like that was Okay,

545
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,839
a seventeen year old in twenty ten. That's all right,

546
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,240
I guess anyway. Uh, and I love that. Like she

547
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,240
leaves and he starts watching again. She's like it, by

548
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,240
the way, dinners and get out. It's good.

549
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 2: It was funny.

550
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: And then I'm sure we missed a scene where she

551
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,119
got a phone call to meet fing Rains because it

552
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,799
just cuts to her on a boat with fing Rains.

553
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 2: Oh, they just missed something, because.

554
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: No, no, it literally is that and that I'm sure

555
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,680
they just cut out a scene. They're like, ah, fuck it.

556
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,799
She's just there with ving Rams now who is deputy whatever?

557
00:27:45,839 --> 00:27:47,720
It's finger Rains from Mission Impossible.

558
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: Nice. Uh.

559
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: He lets her know that what's his face went missing

560
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,400
Richard Treyfus and they're they're going to look for him,

561
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,000
much like the guy who went missing in Jewels and

562
00:27:56,079 --> 00:27:58,240
his boat sank and they found his court. It's just

563
00:27:58,279 --> 00:28:02,160
that scene. It's just literally that. But he also lets

564
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,920
her know I was like, Hey, a seismologist is coming

565
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,519
to town because of that earthquake that happened, and you

566
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,720
have to accompany them. And she's like, what the fuck

567
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:14,799
you're telling me this now? Also, how would she not

568
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:16,119
know before him?

569
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't on duty. She was dealing with her

570
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,519
kids and annoying her son's watching.

571
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: Pot, so I guess so. But yeah, she goes into

572
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,680
the water, She falls into the water, doesn't get eaten,

573
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:31,200
but does get hit with Richer Treyfus's corpse.

574
00:28:31,319 --> 00:28:33,279
Speaker 2: Could you explain to me? So? Ving Raims is like

575
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,559
nervous about the dock, and I didn't nothing about that

576
00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:39,599
scene quite made sense to me, except for the fact that, yeah,

577
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,240
we knew she was gonna fall in because the dock

578
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:41,880
is rickety.

579
00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:42,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

580
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:47,319
Speaker 2: But his yeah, I don't know. I didn't get that part.

581
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know why did he just get

582
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,559
like a stick or something. Yeah, it wasn't that far away,

583
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:56,319
that was the thing. Like they acted like the boat

584
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,839
was like really far away. I'm like, I feel like

585
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:02,240
she could have just jumped into it or something. Yeah,

586
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:05,319
she gets hit with the corpse, terrifying, She's terrified, and

587
00:29:05,359 --> 00:29:08,240
then we finally get like a Piranha attack. Some dude

588
00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:10,880
is like, I'm gonna jump in the water, and then

589
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,559
he just jumps in the water and you just see

590
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,400
red blood come up from underneath. Yeah, that was kind

591
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,799
of a blinked emission scene. I thought the first like

592
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,119
actual Piranha attack and like a civilian would be a

593
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,599
bigger deal. It's like that just the guy canniball didn't

594
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:28,039
come back up. Jake is begging his siblings. He's like, Hey,

595
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,680
I gotta go party. Can you please just watch yourselves.

596
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:35,599
He's like, they're like, yeah, we'll do it for sixty dollars.

597
00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,440
He's like, I'm only getting paid forty. It's an extra

598
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,160
twenty for lying. So he's like, all right, and you

599
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,480
guys are gonna stay in the house and not leave

600
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,640
the house and not do anything. And he's an idiot

601
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,079
and he trusts them. Yeah, because of course they're not

602
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,039
gonna do that, because he's.

603
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,519
Speaker 2: Not doing that. And they were all raised by the

604
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:54,759
same poor single mother.

605
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,799
Speaker 1: That's the real villain of the film.

606
00:29:58,119 --> 00:30:01,599
Speaker 2: Oh God, she's about mom. Clearly, that's what we've learned.

607
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: The seismol just show up and they're led by Novak

608
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:12,960
played by Adam Scott. Oh everyone loves Adam Scott. I assume, yeah, sure,

609
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,119
I've enjoyed him.

610
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:17,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, he's like not Doctor Who.

611
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,359
Speaker 1: He's not Doctor Who. He's in a lot of comedies.

612
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,359
He's in a lot of horror films too. Famously, he

613
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,079
was in we we reviewed all the hell Raisers when

614
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:29,519
he was very when he was like young and like

615
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:31,519
in his early twenties, he was in hell Raiser four.

616
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:33,960
He's like one of the bad guys and gets killed

617
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,839
early on, and then apparently he auditioned for hell Raiser

618
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,440
five thinking they wouldn't remember him, and then they did.

619
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,640
They didn't let him. He's like I tried to He's

620
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,240
like I tried to do another hell Raiser and they

621
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,119
they caught on that.

622
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 2: It was.

623
00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:49,039
Speaker 1: I love that. He's just like, I'm not doing it again. It.

624
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,680
He was just in a horror movie called Hokum that

625
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,839
came out that people are raving about, but I haven't

626
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:57,039
watched it yet. Same girl who did Oddity, which we

627
00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:59,240
did review. Go check out that review. So yeah, he's

628
00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:01,480
just like he's based the hooper of this, but he's

629
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:04,640
looking for earthquakes instead of sharks.

630
00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:10,759
Speaker 2: Sure he is somewhat dashing as well, which is looking

631
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:13,720
man is different for him. He's usually just the wormy

632
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:14,799
like he.

633
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: Can go back and forth. I notice, I like the

634
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,039
range is range. But everyone just loves this fucking lake.

635
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,400
They're all partying and dancing all to the same song.

636
00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:33,599
They're all going nuts. Boobs everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Yeah. So

637
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,119
Jake shows up to Derek's boat and they're filming girls

638
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,319
motor boating each other, and then Jake bumps into Kelly

639
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,920
and she's surprised to see him. And then Derek is like, hey,

640
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,119
you young lady, you should get on my boat. This

641
00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:49,599
is kind of like what you were talking about.

642
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: Oh, that's exactly that.

643
00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: You should get on my boat too. It's gonna be awesome.

644
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,279
Speaker 2: You like champagne, don't.

645
00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she agrees to Spike Todd, who apparently

646
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,079
lied about the backstage passes.

647
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,799
Speaker 2: What a dick, Poor Todd. Todd's whole character arc is

648
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:12,279
really well established, making him the biggest jerk ever.

649
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,599
Speaker 1: Not at the beginning. Actually nothing he's doing now, like

650
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,440
maybe maybe he.

651
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: Threw a drink on the guy. You've missed that part.

652
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Yeah he did slushy No, Todd's friend

653
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:22,960
Slushy the guy.

654
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,519
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. I thought he egged him on, though.

655
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: He's not responsible for his friend's actions.

656
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: Okay, we go out.

657
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: After this and you throw slushies at people. I'm just

658
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,079
gonna be like, not with her, Not with her. She's

659
00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:39,799
a trekkie. I'm a trekker. Oh wait, that was from

660
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:41,440
the Unfilled That was one of the one that didn't

661
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:46,799
have audio in the beginning. All right, So yeah, she

662
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,960
gets on the boat and she's like, all right, fuck

663
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,839
you Todd. Uh. The boat leaves, but don't worry. Derek's like,

664
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,960
don't we'll be back for that wet T shirt contest,

665
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,880
will be back for it.

666
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,519
Speaker 2: Well, it's branded, it's it's wild wet T shirt.

667
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like an off brand girls called wid I

668
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,559
forget what they call.

669
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:11,799
Speaker 2: Wild wild girls, something dumb like that wild wild I'm

670
00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:15,119
a wild wild girl. And that's when he goes and

671
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,960
he checks out the site. You know what, it's a

672
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:18,880
well done.

673
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: It's a really well done film. And I have a

674
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,079
feeling that maybe Jerry O'Connell didn't think anyone would see

675
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:29,680
this movie, so he's just being unhinged as hell. Meanwhile,

676
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,960
the kids, the little kids. They take a boat to

677
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,559
some island to fish. It's a canoe, a canoe to fish. Yes,

678
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,480
I feel like they could just fish from where they were.

679
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: Well, he said that there were no fish there for

680
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,559
some reason. There's no fish.

681
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: Wow, probably because the.

682
00:33:49,599 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: I get it. It's a well done film.

683
00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:56,599
Speaker 1: Look at that fishing. Are you Are you a fisher? No?

684
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be this summer though, because they make bank. Yeah,

685
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:05,079
it's just those influencers.

686
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,599
Speaker 1: They did it a little bit. As a kid.

687
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 2: You also get seasick.

688
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,559
Speaker 1: I also do that too. Yeah. Well, my brother in

689
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:15,480
law's bachelor party, which I've talked about many times, a

690
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,559
bachelor parties movies lied to me. Bachelor parties are not

691
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,400
what they are in the movies.

692
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not.

693
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,079
Speaker 1: Not the ones I was invited to. There were never

694
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:30,760
any hookers there, strippers or anything. My brother in law

695
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,199
was like, do you want to go to sea fishing?

696
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,400
And I'm like, when is it? He said like five

697
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,559
am or something. I was like and I literally looked

698
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:40,239
at it and I went, why so early? The fish

699
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,800
never leave the lake. They never leave the water. They're

700
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,960
always in the water. They don't sleep. Really, where would

701
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,159
the fish. Why, why in what world do we have

702
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,719
to be up that early to get the fish? I

703
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,400
did not go fishing. Why shock you? I ended up

704
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,360
not going fishing.

705
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. Are you sure they weren't just for

706
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,360
international waters to like let the illegal stuff out?

707
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe I went to a wax

708
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,599
museum instead. I went to the Hollywood Wax Museum of

709
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:15,800
North Carolina. It's one of the worst wax museums. Amazing. No,

710
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,559
it's worth every penny for every one good wax model,

711
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:21,880
you get fifteen ones that look nothing like the person.

712
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,960
It's amazing. I highly recommend it, not because it looks good,

713
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,679
because you'll have a really great time going. That's supposed

714
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:34,800
to be Ellen. What the fuck is that? Okay? So yeah,

715
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,239
the kids take off and I have it here. Sure,

716
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,960
hope no Piranha show up. Derek and Kelly are drinking

717
00:35:41,079 --> 00:35:46,519
with porn star Riley Steele, who plays Crystal. Not familiar

718
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:49,480
with her catalog. There's a different porn star who I'm

719
00:35:49,559 --> 00:35:52,360
very familiar with, but now Riley steele name didn't jump

720
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,920
out to me. And then Jake flirks with Danny, who

721
00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:58,800
is Kelly Brook. That's the model who's being real nice

722
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,440
to him. Yeah, the two naked, the two nakeds, the

723
00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:05,800
two naked. I right ahead. The two girls get naked

724
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,840
and they go into the water and we see them

725
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,599
swim for a really long.

726
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: Time, like a really long time.

727
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,639
Speaker 1: Yep, while Flower duet plays.

728
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 2: This about that, So what is the writing on this movie?

729
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: Has to be a wait, it's possible whatever streaming might

730
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,000
be like an unrated cut, but it didn't specify, so

731
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:33,039
it's definitely.

732
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,679
Speaker 2: Are because I mean just the amount of time they

733
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,599
spent twirling around very naked. Yeah, but like but how

734
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:42,880
did but they managed to like always contort themselves just

735
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,480
perfectly relative to So I'm just so impressed with the

736
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:51,519
underwater choreography of like no, no, no, don't see that, well,

737
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,320
but you can see this part.

738
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,039
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. A lot of times they're a lot

739
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:58,119
of times they're wearing something they'll like glue, a fake one,

740
00:36:58,159 --> 00:37:01,480
like a Barbie thing down there justin k Okay. I

741
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,199
was impressed kind of like how men wear a flesh

742
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,079
sock sometimes and there are scenes, but I think the

743
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:07,920
reason they're naked for so long is because they're not

744
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,639
really doing anything sexual. I think that lets you get

745
00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:14,599
away because they're really just swim I guess they kiss

746
00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:16,679
each other once in a while, but they're mostly just swimming.

747
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,119
They're not really doing anything sexual. Because I was like,

748
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:20,440
you know, I'm looking at them, like the how is this

749
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,280
not like NC seventeen. I'm like, oh, there's not really

750
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,239
a lot of sex happening.

751
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: Just boobs are out, just mermaiding, and they had flippers on,

752
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,320
which I loved as a detail.

753
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,199
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, And it's funny watching like a very

754
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,159
obviously three D scene in two D, like you could

755
00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:38,440
just totally tell like, yep, that was supposed to pop out.

756
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,119
I love I love older movies that were supposed to

757
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,119
being three because the characters are always making a point

758
00:37:44,159 --> 00:37:50,400
to point at the screen. They're like, listen you, Freddy's dead.

759
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:54,000
You never see Freddy's dead. No, the last like twenty

760
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,360
minutes of that is in three D, so it's like

761
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,280
a normal movie. And then she puts the guys on

762
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:07,480
and she's like, I'm gonna hit Freddy with this. So yeah,

763
00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:08,599
they're swimming around.

764
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 2: Uh wait, can we talk about the glass?

765
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:19,519
Speaker 1: Yes, so they film through a glass like floor that

766
00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:23,119
they have. Are you gonna tell me this is unrealistic.

767
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:24,000
Do these exist?

768
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: Just thinking about the drag on the hall that it

769
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,360
would create, because it's not like a glass bottomed boat,

770
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,079
which makes sense.

771
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:31,039
Speaker 1: It's a dome.

772
00:38:31,639 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: No, it's a box like it's a literal squares on

773
00:38:35,519 --> 00:38:40,320
all sides, like box sticking in like the least HydroD

774
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,079
dynamic thing I could possibly come up with. We're supposed

775
00:38:45,119 --> 00:38:47,719
to believe it's on this boat, and then late in

776
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,599
a month wait, oh wait, you know.

777
00:38:50,599 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: What that was one of those like I'm watching it.

778
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,599
I'm like, you know what, I bet you that's not

779
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:56,239
a real part of the boat, and I bet you

780
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,320
she's gonna point.

781
00:38:57,039 --> 00:39:01,079
Speaker 2: It out literally retarded possible.

782
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 1: I love that, You're just like, you know, this movie

783
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,360
about prehistoric cannibal.

784
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 2: This this this box sticking off the bottom of his

785
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,880
boot problem.

786
00:39:18,119 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: See. I love what. Jake's mom is calling and he's

787
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,719
pretending he's there with his brother and sister. He's like, yeah,

788
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,320
we're here. Then he goes, put your ass on the glass.

789
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:29,480
He's like, what, No, that's uh, those are some kids outside. Yell.

790
00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:36,320
But yeah, she tells him because uh they've wait, do

791
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,800
we miss them investigating the thing? Oh wait, no, she's

792
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,400
telling him not to go in the lake because of

793
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,920
the body she found earlier. But she's like, yeah, I

794
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,840
don't want you kids in the lake. Uh, don't do that.

795
00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:50,880
Make sure they're okay, and he's like, yep, they are,

796
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,079
uh huh okay. So he tells his mom who will

797
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:56,360
take care of the kids. He's lying, and then Kelly's missing.

798
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,559
She was on a raft by herself, and he dives

799
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:03,679
in after her. She's fine. She ends up being fine.

800
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,800
She was getting very very drunk. The kids are stuck

801
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,119
on the island and they're just like, hell, I think

802
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:11,119
their canoe sank or something or crashed.

803
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: He didn't tie it up, right, he said, well, I

804
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,519
thought I tied a good bowling, but I didn't.

805
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. So the canoe's gone and they're just yelling help,

806
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,039
And there is that tense moment where she cuts her

807
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:24,000
foot and the piranhas smell the blood. I don't know

808
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,440
if that's the thing vision. Yes, there was panavision. Do

809
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:30,960
piranhas smell blood? I know sharks.

810
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: All all critters have some sense of smell in the water.

811
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,119
Speaker 1: I saw a fact, but I don't know if it's

812
00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,320
like a bullshit Instagram Twitter thing apparently, like, we smell

813
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,400
rain way better than sharks smell blood in the water.

814
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,639
They're always But I don't know if that's real. That

815
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,639
might have just been something someone said. Let me know

816
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,440
if that was real, please comments. But that's pretty cool

817
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,800
a fact because everyone's like, yeah, sharks smells so good.

818
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,920
I'm like, yeah, mos fuckers can't smell rain as good

819
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,400
as we can. That's what weird. I don't know why

820
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,079
I'm trying to flex on sharks and one up sharks.

821
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,599
Speaker 2: I likes, yeah, you know what hates sharks?

822
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: Kayley? She hates sharks.

823
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,639
Speaker 2: I like to eat them. They're tasty.

824
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: I don't even think she would eat a shark. Should

825
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,000
she be afraid it come back to life and eat

826
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,760
her from the inside. She's literally said she used to

827
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,719
check under her bed for sharks, And I'm like, but.

828
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 2: That, I mean, they're so killable.

829
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: But I had to keep telling her, like it's the

830
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:32,280
easiest thing to avoid. Just don't go to where they are, supers,

831
00:41:32,599 --> 00:41:35,880
It's really easy. It's she doesn't live around like an ocean,

832
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,239
like you don't. They just just don't go to where

833
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,159
they are. You're fine, Okay. So Novak is mapping out

834
00:41:43,159 --> 00:41:45,360
the thing. He's like, there's a lake underneath the lake

835
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:49,519
it's been there forever, and his team dives down to

836
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:52,159
explore the rift, and there's like fifteen dick jokes here.

837
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: It's the longest one I've ever seen. Can you keep

838
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,599
your mind on the task at hand?

839
00:41:56,679 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 1: D I'm like an eel an electric heel it into

840
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,840
such tight space as shocking. Here's the thing. I don't

841
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,440
mind like horny, pervert, asshole jokes. This movie gets a

842
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:13,159
little constant. Sometimes they're like, it keeps going. It's so longer,

843
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,280
it keeps going forever. He's like, yeah, that's what they

844
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,119
all say. I'm like, all right, we don't really need

845
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920
dick jokes right now.

846
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 2: We're fine on as long as the boob swimming scene did.

847
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: Well, Yes, yes they did. We didn't need to linger

848
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,239
on these for too long. They're funny in small doses,

849
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,440
but like one after another. I'm like, Okay, this is

850
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,159
supposed to be scary moment. Now let's chill them. The

851
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:37,519
dick jokes or how deep your vagina is jokes? I

852
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,119
don't know. They will make a bunch of jokes there trench, yes,

853
00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:47,119
swim into it. Yeah, and they find thousands of eggs

854
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,480
in this cavern and they make they make a point

855
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,199
to hit one of them and it flies at the screen.

856
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,800
It's a little baby Piranha going to let you know that.

857
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,599
It's so Pranah. That is a good moment though, when

858
00:42:58,599 --> 00:43:00,800
the guy lights up the torch onnder water and they're

859
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,920
just all staring at him. That was cool. That was cool.

860
00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:09,280
But yeah, they start shredding that fucking guy and the

861
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,440
chick is trying to bring him up and she's being

862
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:12,039
ripped up.

863
00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

864
00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: Didn't like this scene where the eyeball, the eyeball fell

865
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,159
out of his head and Prana eats the eyeball. Didn't

866
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:24,000
like that one. Yeah, didn't like it. Uh again, since

867
00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:27,239
they don't really like eat everyone. They pull him onto

868
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,119
the boat and he's just like a he's like that

869
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,480
skeleton over there, which just meet strung day.

870
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: It was weird. Yeah, it was like like, but.

871
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: They're able to capture one of them. Yes, yes, they're

872
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,119
like what the fuck is this? Back on the party boat. Uh,

873
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,760
Derek is doing body shots off a crystal. I never

874
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,679
did body shots. Don't think I missed out on in college?

875
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: Why did you miss out? Were you in a frat? No?

876
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: I was not in a frat. Frats O twenty dollars

877
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,519
for you guys to come in. I'm like, fuck off man.

878
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,599
And of course the girls we came with, you're not

879
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,480
you're gonna like try to cook. I'm like, I'm not

880
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:12,880
doing fucking frappart. I hate frats so much anyway. Uh No,

881
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,800
I just what every party I ever went to, they

882
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,519
just weren't happening, okay. And I don't want to be

883
00:44:18,599 --> 00:44:20,480
the guy to like, let's do like I feel like

884
00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:23,679
that's weird, Okay, is it weird to be the guy

885
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:24,960
to initiate body shows.

886
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,079
Speaker 2: I was always the one to go get away from me.

887
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: That's what I was always afraid if it was at

888
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,400
a party where everyone was doing it.

889
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, body shots are definitely happening around me.

890
00:44:35,679 --> 00:44:39,199
Speaker 1: I'm just I would have liked the option. I don't

891
00:44:39,199 --> 00:44:40,760
even know if I would have done it. Actually seems

892
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,880
kind of gross. Honestly. This scene is not sexy, by

893
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,199
the way, Like I know it's supposed to be sexy,

894
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,760
but I'm like, they're drinking out of her belly button.

895
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, and she's got I mean, like I get

896
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,840
salty all the time.

897
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: Ye like that was Yeah, it was one of the

898
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:02,079
most unsexy sexy scenes I've ever watched movie. But yeah,

899
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:06,159
he he does it to a crystal and then he's

900
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,719
gonna have Jake do it to Danny, but then Danny

901
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,760
shout out hers wingman and for our boy Jake. He's like,

902
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,159
how about you do it with Kelly? And I'm just like, wow,

903
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,199
a woman who's trying to help him in very rare,

904
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,840
very rare these days. But yeah, he helps her out.

905
00:45:24,679 --> 00:45:27,960
It goes south though, right before he gets the line

906
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,360
out of her mouth, she throws up.

907
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 2: And that was as three d as they come, by.

908
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:39,119
Speaker 1: The way, Yes, yes, uh you get a puke cut

909
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:44,199
right to surprise Christopher Lloyd, I'm coming. I'm coming. Hold

910
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,079
your horses.

911
00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Doc Brown.

912
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: Were you shocked when he showed up too?

913
00:45:50,599 --> 00:45:54,559
Speaker 2: Completely blown away? Like this movie has a budget.

914
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: He's a fish scientist. What do they call those ichthyologists?

915
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,480
I have no idea marine biologists one would think. I

916
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,480
think ichthyologists as a fish.

917
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,559
Speaker 2: It's more specific, Yeah, would constitute all of it.

918
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist.

919
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: I don't know giant clams.

920
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,119
Speaker 1: On one of her two fersnas is either a giraffe

921
00:46:18,199 --> 00:46:23,440
or a giant clam? Apparently, what what would clams as

922
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,239
a furry because they're scalies, which are like lizards and stuff.

923
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:29,840
But what do you make a clam? What is a clam?

924
00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:33,960
It's a mollusk or something. Yeah, but are there have.

925
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,639
Speaker 2: You ever seen a giant clam? They're beautiful?

926
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I know, But like I'm talking about the people who

927
00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:41,320
dress up like anthropomorphic animals, what is or anyone dressing?

928
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,320
Is anyone dressing up like a clam? And what is

929
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:48,719
that sect called of the furry dim right on the shades?

930
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:53,320
I know you're watching a clam portion of the furry community.

931
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,519
And do they have a name? Are they crustaceans? Are

932
00:46:56,519 --> 00:47:03,559
they crusties? Are they called crusty? Anyway? They go to

933
00:47:03,639 --> 00:47:09,679
his lab, yeah, aquarium whatever, and they're like, what the

934
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,000
fuck is this thing? Look at this thing? And he's like,

935
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:15,119
that's not just a piranha, that's an ex stinct piranha.

936
00:47:16,119 --> 00:47:18,519
And I have a I compediely have a fossil of

937
00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:21,760
one right here. It's swammed the Colorado River millions of

938
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,360
years ago. Uh, And they learned that they've been surviving

939
00:47:25,639 --> 00:47:28,679
by cannibalizing each other that.

940
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,599
Speaker 2: Makes him stronger.

941
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how long you last canibalizing as

942
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:38,400
a population. Yeah, you get enough nutrition, like just eating

943
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,199
the same thing as you.

944
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: Well, the real problem would be that the water itself

945
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:48,519
would become hypoxic. Yeah, because they're just excreting into their

946
00:47:48,519 --> 00:47:49,159
own air.

947
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this this might shock you. I'm glad you're

948
00:47:53,679 --> 00:47:55,559
sitting down. I don't think this movie is very realistic.

949
00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh god, Tony, how could you?

950
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,679
Speaker 1: Sorry, but they should have say you ever watched those

951
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,880
new Meg movies? No, okay, well the Meg the Trench.

952
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,719
They make a point in the sequel to say that

953
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,000
there were other animals down there, not just a megal

954
00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:13,159
the don We needed something like that in this movie,

955
00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:14,800
and then it would have been perfect. Yeah, then it

956
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,880
would have been when no flaws whatsoever.

957
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,039
Speaker 2: I thought they were gonna go with, like, oh the water,

958
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,119
because he makes he makes a comment about the cave

959
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:24,559
water being so much colder.

960
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:25,079
Speaker 1: M hmm.

961
00:48:25,159 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like they're frozen in there or something.

962
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:30,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's like old Hollywood monster movies, like this

963
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,559
dinosaur has been frozen yeah for a million years. I'm

964
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:36,559
like it would have died, but whatever, But yes, it

965
00:48:36,639 --> 00:48:39,840
was nice seeing a surprise Christopher Lloyd. I wonder if

966
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,599
there's any other surprises. Cut to Paris sailing Gianna Michaels,

967
00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:48,559
which if you're on this channel, you probably one of

968
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:51,880
the major search terms that leads people to my channel

969
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,280
is the name Gianna Michaels because we talked about the

970
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,199
scene when I did Hills Have Ies, the director's other movie.

971
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,440
Uh yes, And when I was watching this film, yeah

972
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:04,320
with the lady I was seeing, I went Gianna Michaels

973
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,480
and they said, who is that?

974
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:08,639
Speaker 2: I went, oh, so this is the point at which

975
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,679
I was like, no, Tony's trying to trick me. This

976
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,400
has been a lot of porn stars and.

977
00:49:14,199 --> 00:49:17,119
Speaker 1: I'm but also Christopher Lloyd and bing Rape. There's there's

978
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:19,159
too many real actors important it was.

979
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 2: It was a very push pull happening. And then but

980
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,559
then this parasailing thing just you sit on it for soul.

981
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: I could have sat on for ten hours.

982
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: And then she sits on the camera at some point.

983
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,800
It's great.

984
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: It was I celebrate Geanna Michael's entire catalog of all

985
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,880
the actors in this film, even major actors like Christopher Light,

986
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,920
I probably see more of her films than Christopher Lloyd.

987
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,039
Like Christopher Lloyd. There's some Christopher Loid movies I haven't seen,

988
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:57,360
but I guarantee you I've seen almost all. Uh and

989
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:03,239
if you're new here, joy Gion and Michael's a great performer.

990
00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:06,599
Really respect her as an actress. That I paid one

991
00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:08,960
hundred dollars to get a lap dance from her at

992
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,159
my local strip club years ago. It was the happiest

993
00:50:13,199 --> 00:50:13,920
day of my life.

994
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,559
Speaker 2: In Brush with Celebrity.

995
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a picture of it. Have I ever shown

996
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,599
you the picture? No, we're friends. I'll show you the

997
00:50:20,679 --> 00:50:23,920
uncensored picture. Everyone's seen the censored picture, but I got

998
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,360
the uncensored picture. I told her that story while I

999
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,519
was getting the lap dance. She thought it was very funny,

1000
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,719
and she laughed because I'm very funny. I'm sure I

1001
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,800
had nothing to do with the money I gave her. Anyway,

1002
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:37,360
happiest moment of my life and the best scene in

1003
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,199
the film by far. I was like, this is amazing.

1004
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,599
She's just parasaleed naked for a while, having a great time.

1005
00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:47,159
It stacks something you too, because the screaming you hear

1006
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,360
before it's revealed is like a very famous stock woman

1007
00:50:50,519 --> 00:51:00,519
scream effect. I've heard it in a million movies. I'll

1008
00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:02,400
play it here. You guys probably heard of a million.

1009
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,119
I don't know what the name of it is, but

1010
00:51:04,159 --> 00:51:06,039
it's like kind of like the Wilhelm scream, Like you've

1011
00:51:06,039 --> 00:51:08,280
heard the scream a million times and it just cuts

1012
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,480
her tits out. You're like, oh, he wasn't expecting that.

1013
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,400
And then I had to explain to the lady who

1014
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,880
Johanna Michaels was and it didn't last much longer. Affect anyway, Uh,

1015
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,199
Jake is unprofessional because he's supposed to be filming Gianna

1016
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,599
Michael's naked, which I don't think she's part of the

1017
00:51:23,599 --> 00:51:26,519
porn shoot. I think uh, I think Derek is stealing

1018
00:51:26,519 --> 00:51:29,559
a shot there and not getting the proper NDA. But

1019
00:51:29,679 --> 00:51:33,639
Jake should be professional as a cameraman. Instead, he's filming

1020
00:51:33,679 --> 00:51:36,760
his siblings on the beach who were lost, and I'm hey,

1021
00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:40,360
one thing out of time, Jake. I'm on Derek's side here, right,

1022
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,719
Jake was being unprofessional.

1023
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,559
Speaker 2: Jake was so unprofessional.

1024
00:51:43,679 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: He's like, but my brother and sister might be getting

1025
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,039
killed or whatever, and he's like, hey, tits out record, Well,

1026
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,320
no one clipped me going, hey, tits out record, please

1027
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,960
don't do that. Sorry.

1028
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,679
Speaker 2: Did we say that she's parasailing? Yes, like she's all

1029
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,679
harnessed up. Yeah, I like everything's going this way and

1030
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,079
then they're gonna splash her down in front of the

1031
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:09,320
like it's crazy, Like, how is wow?

1032
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,079
Speaker 1: I only ever parasailed once. I was like ten to

1033
00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:13,679
scare the shit out of me. I think now I

1034
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,199
would enjoy it, but it was one of those like

1035
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,760
it seemed like it would be cool, and then I

1036
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,800
got up there and I'm like, this is not cool.

1037
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,719
I do not like this. I do not like being

1038
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,400
up the side.

1039
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:25,119
Speaker 2: There is a video I have to show you.

1040
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: Are you parasailing?

1041
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 2: No it's not me, but it is okay anyway, Okay

1042
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:35,840
I can't show you.

1043
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay show me. Afterwards, it did kind of

1044
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,960
feel bad for Gean and Michaels because those things are

1045
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,119
flopping everywhere. I'm just like, that had to be a fight.

1046
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,400
It looks funny and she's laughing because she's a very

1047
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,800
big professional, which is why I celebrate her entire gallic,

1048
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,760
especially when she crosses over with Sophie who or Alexis Texas,

1049
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,920
who I've also met twice anyway, but I had to

1050
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,679
sit there. I was just like, man, this thing's probably

1051
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,599
hitting her in the face. There's probably multiple tanks, so

1052
00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:59,639
that's probably had to been a nightmare. But I'm glad

1053
00:52:59,639 --> 00:53:02,000
she neede to a big Hollywood film, her only one.

1054
00:53:02,159 --> 00:53:04,920
I think she was in one other normal film. I mean,

1055
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:12,280
I think they're all oscar worthy, but uh, society doesn't. Actually,

1056
00:53:12,519 --> 00:53:14,440
I actually had a tweet blow up a few months

1057
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,079
back about Sophie d okay, because she was in one

1058
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:19,440
of those horror movie parodies. Okay, I think it was

1059
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,239
a haunted house, one of the ones the Wayne brothers

1060
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,440
did that wasn't a scary movie. And there was a

1061
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,280
picture of like the red carpet event for it, and

1062
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,039
I retweeted and I went, is that Sophie D. I

1063
00:53:29,119 --> 00:53:31,280
mean a woman who I've never seen before in my life?

1064
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,400
And for whatever reason, I got like a million so

1065
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,199
many of people were sharing like fucking perverts and trying

1066
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,159
to do something funny.

1067
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,559
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I don't know who she is.

1068
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,079
Speaker 1: No, you don't know the names of Annie Porn. You

1069
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:49,119
can't name him off the top of your but I

1070
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:52,400
did that. I did a video with Adam your enemy. Uh.

1071
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:54,440
And he's like, Tody, we're talking about like up becoming actors,

1072
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,400
not porn actors. Like okay, I won't name it. Then

1073
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,079
I named like five off the top of my head.

1074
00:53:58,159 --> 00:54:00,480
He's like, you just had those fired up ready to go, Like, oh,

1075
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,559
I forget. Adam's like a family man. He probably doesn't

1076
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:05,519
have time to research all these wonderful performances anyway.

1077
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, he's just the movie stuff names. Uh.

1078
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: So Jake is like, we gotta save my siblings, We

1079
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,119
gotta save my brother and sister. And they're like no,

1080
00:54:16,199 --> 00:54:18,760
and they're like, my mom's the sheriff, and I like,

1081
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,159
like the cherry O'Connell starts wiping the coke off his

1082
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,760
nose and he's like, oh yeah, let's go get them.

1083
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,920
Let's go get them now. Why didn't I know this detail?

1084
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:30,039
Speaker 2: His performance in this just everything about it was so good.

1085
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:32,519
Speaker 1: He's having so much fun. He's acting way harder than

1086
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:37,400
he needs to. Meanwhile, poor Gianna Michael's lands in the

1087
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,719
water and the Piranha get her. I realized now I

1088
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,719
probably can't show any footage of her, no, unless it's

1089
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,360
heavily censored. Goddamn it.

1090
00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: I'll draw a picture.

1091
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:55,639
Speaker 1: Okay, uh yeah, the Piranha get her. That actually is

1092
00:54:55,679 --> 00:54:57,760
a cool effect. When they go to parasale again and

1093
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,239
his legs are all bitten off. And if I wasn't

1094
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,480
such a man, I would have cried at the scene,

1095
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:04,880
but I didn't.

1096
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,559
Speaker 2: I did cry.

1097
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,519
Speaker 1: I'm glad you cried for me. It's like Cod of

1098
00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:11,480
the Barbarian when the guys crying. Why do you cry?

1099
00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:14,519
Because he won't? I cry for him. You're my crier,

1100
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,920
You're my designator. I'm gonna text you. I'm like, I'm

1101
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,800
sad right now to a cry.

1102
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 2: I'm on it. Gimm me like three minutes.

1103
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:30,159
Speaker 1: Surprise horror director Eli Roth cameo. He's the guy hosting

1104
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:34,800
the wet t shirt contest? Is he yes? His string?

1105
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 2: I hope that was all improv because, oh my god,

1106
00:55:39,559 --> 00:55:41,239
he came up with so many words.

1107
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say there was one that I wrote here,

1108
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,920
there was two. Let me know if these would work

1109
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,079
on you. Show me your brad tits that work on you?

1110
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:56,159
What about show me those? This is even a pun,

1111
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:02,119
show me those, Danny DeVito, But this is like.

1112
00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 2: We're already twenty deep. And then he hits with THEO

1113
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:07,599
he went.

1114
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 1: So long I couldn't write all that down. Guys, I

1115
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,000
don't think girls want their tits referred to as Danny

1116
00:56:15,159 --> 00:56:21,880
DeVito's a very short, trollish I mean, great actor and comedian,

1117
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,719
but a very short, trollish looking, unfortunate, tiny man. I

1118
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,519
don't think they want their tits being referred to that.

1119
00:56:29,199 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so perfect.

1120
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: Say that as someone who's probably gonna grow up to

1121
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,119
look like Danny DeVito. I know more more than others,

1122
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,360
but yes, that's hard. Director Eli Roth he did like Hostile,

1123
00:56:43,519 --> 00:56:46,559
the first cap and Fever. He was supposed to do

1124
00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:48,760
the meg and then he got fired right beforehand.

1125
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 2: Uh.

1126
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,639
Speaker 1: And I think the he did thank Thanksgiving was the

1127
00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:55,639
new one he did. Oh he didn't. He did the

1128
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,719
video game movie border Lands. He did that disaster. Oh,

1129
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,599
I don't know that even existed.

1130
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 2: I love I play the games, but I.

1131
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got like Kate Blanchett to be the Redhead girl,

1132
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,840
and everyone's like, she is way too old for this role.

1133
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,039
Looks great for her age, but like the character is

1134
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:17,360
apparently like way younger than she's supposed to be, so

1135
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,280
it's awkward. I don't know. I don't play bored.

1136
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 2: I just don't think she's right. I mean, she's a

1137
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,519
brilliant actress, but she's not the right energy for that.

1138
00:57:24,599 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: It's not I don't even think he directed all of that.

1139
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,920
I think he like left and they did a bunch

1140
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,719
of reshoots. Anyway, here he is just shooting water on

1141
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:36,119
girls tits, uh, making the worst one liners ever. Amazing

1142
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,480
ving Rain shows up Finingry's gun into the air, which

1143
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:45,480
I was like, no, no, that would not be allowed.

1144
00:57:46,599 --> 00:57:48,320
But yeah, he tells them they all need to leave.

1145
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,360
By the way, this was they had like a Jaws.

1146
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,960
We can't close the beaches situation rightly. The lake makes

1147
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,639
too much money. We can't see. No one listens to him.

1148
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:59,880
They're like, we're gonna keep on partying. I Meanwhile, Jake

1149
00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:02,440
picks up his brother and sister and then they look

1150
00:58:02,519 --> 00:58:04,599
under the boat and they see the piranha.

1151
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 2: Uh.

1152
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,039
Speaker 1: And then this is the worst time for them to

1153
00:58:11,079 --> 00:58:13,920
get stuck. And Derek is starting to lose it. He's

1154
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,199
loosening his goddamn it because he's late for the wet

1155
00:58:16,239 --> 00:58:17,320
t shirt contest.

1156
00:58:17,519 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 2: The worst thing ever. I know, look like, well did

1157
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,199
you hear the line? So they pick up the they

1158
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:25,639
pick up the kids from the beach, Like they get

1159
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:27,920
that boat in real close to the shore, that thing

1160
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,239
is already aground if you honest. And then he says, uh,

1161
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:40,880
be careful. The rocks can stop up the engines, is

1162
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:46,039
what he says. And that line just like took my

1163
00:58:46,239 --> 00:58:52,320
spleen squeezed it until like my eyeballs popped out of

1164
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,000
my head and I I.

1165
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: Oh, stop up the engines. Oh my.

1166
00:59:02,559 --> 00:59:05,679
Speaker 2: Now that being said, the boat did some amazing actors.

1167
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,719
I really liked what they were showing it, Like.

1168
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: The boat was the best actor in the moment. Did

1169
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,480
you make a note of what boat it was?

1170
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 2: There was some kind of carver.

1171
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,199
Speaker 1: It was not a nice that don't come with a

1172
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,280
square glass.

1173
00:59:22,239 --> 00:59:24,599
Speaker 2: I mean even the shots under the boat where they

1174
00:59:24,639 --> 00:59:27,880
show the propellers are all gummed up in seaweed for

1175
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:32,639
some reason, like I didn't see any seaweed when we

1176
00:59:32,639 --> 00:59:35,679
were having yeah, dancing right.

1177
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:38,039
Speaker 1: Well, they went further in.

1178
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: I'll give it to.

1179
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: I love that that broke you.

1180
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,719
Speaker 2: Where are the prop shafts when you're looking down the box?

1181
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:56,199
Where are they? They're not there? Why didn't the box

1182
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,880
run aground?

1183
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,079
Speaker 1: So the sheriff fails to evacuate the lake despite how

1184
01:00:02,159 --> 01:00:05,559
hard she tries, and the Piranha finally arrive at the

1185
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:09,239
party and they eat a girl. They eat her butt.

1186
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,239
They eat her butt first through her inner twobe, and

1187
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,880
then the blood puts them all in a feeding frenzy

1188
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,639
and then it's just carnage for a while. People are

1189
01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:24,840
getting dissolved and eaten and shredded left and right.

1190
01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:27,239
Speaker 2: Can I ask you, do you know how they did

1191
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,079
the blood in the water, because it was so impressive

1192
01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:34,440
to me, like the quantity of blood, like fake blood.

1193
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,320
They would have had to get the effect that they

1194
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,639
were going for, and I don't think it was like

1195
01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:39,920
an after coloring.

1196
01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: Nomad have been. I mean they had. I think Greg

1197
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,400
Nakataro like camb Effects worked on this.

1198
01:00:45,519 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: They amazing.

1199
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: They've done so many famous things. At the time this

1200
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,480
is being made, they were doing a lot of the

1201
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,559
Walking Dead effects and everything, so they got like the

1202
01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:56,639
perfect like gore people for this. So they probably just

1203
01:00:56,719 --> 01:01:01,320
have gallons of fake blood and orn syrup just on hand.

1204
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 2: Is however they were like pumping it. Yeah, it was

1205
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:06,920
so it was it looked epic.

1206
01:01:07,159 --> 01:01:09,119
Speaker 1: I'm glad, Like I said, we didn't really get a

1207
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:13,119
lot of kills we got a few scattered kills in

1208
01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:17,880
this so far. Yeah, but now when they finally get

1209
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,079
to the party, the movie just makes up for all

1210
01:01:20,119 --> 01:01:23,079
the lack of kills we got, and it just everyone's

1211
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:28,719
just being annihilated and shredded. They all start climbing on

1212
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,039
the floating stage and of course it capsizes and more

1213
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:35,760
people get eaten. The cable snaps on it, and we

1214
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,760
get a ghost ship. Sit. You've never seen ghost ship,

1215
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:38,039
have you?

1216
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:38,559
Speaker 2: Yes? I have?

1217
01:01:38,679 --> 01:01:39,039
Speaker 1: Oh you have?

1218
01:01:39,239 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I've also seen ghost Boat.

1219
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:48,199
Speaker 1: That's right, you did watch ghost Boat aka Alarm, which

1220
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,000
was a Patreon explosive that we put out for free.

1221
01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:53,480
Here check it out. But yeah, at that moment where

1222
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,760
the cable cuts the girl.

1223
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,079
Speaker 2: Uh, first it cuts your bikini, well, it.

1224
01:01:58,079 --> 01:01:59,639
Speaker 1: Cuts all of it at the same time, but the

1225
01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:02,559
he falls off first, so we can get a nice

1226
01:02:02,599 --> 01:02:07,400
shot on that boob. Heavy natural as we call them. Uh,

1227
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,599
that was a heavy natural.

1228
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 2: There was fabulous.

1229
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: There were some really fake ones in there, but that

1230
01:02:12,599 --> 01:02:15,480
was a heavy natural. And then like the top of

1231
01:02:15,519 --> 01:02:16,000
her head.

1232
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,559
Speaker 2: That was a great effect effect about that.

1233
01:02:19,679 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 1: It's so funny, really really great. Novak gets on a

1234
01:02:24,039 --> 01:02:25,760
jet ski with a gun and he starts like picking

1235
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,920
up people to drive him further uh to the shore

1236
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,800
to like get them out, and the shotgunning. I feel

1237
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,599
like the shotgun's not the gun you want to use

1238
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:36,320
for this because the bran are so close to people,

1239
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,079
and I'm like, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't do that.

1240
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,800
But whatever. Eli Roth gets his poor head hit with

1241
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,480
a boat and shattered. That was good. But between the

1242
01:02:46,519 --> 01:02:50,880
boat he's like, ah, that's like, that's a fear I

1243
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,559
didn't know I had.

1244
01:02:51,679 --> 01:02:53,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've had.

1245
01:02:54,199 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh god. Well, yeah, that makes more sense for you

1246
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,440
to have that fear. Todd Ditch is his friend, and.

1247
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,519
Speaker 2: Todd the mean ex or the mean guy boyfriend who

1248
01:03:04,599 --> 01:03:05,679
was a good dja.

1249
01:03:05,639 --> 01:03:08,559
Speaker 1: I have it here. He pulls a Tony where he

1250
01:03:08,679 --> 01:03:13,760
gets a thing to escape and leaves everyone behind because

1251
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,719
he don't take chance.

1252
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 2: He doesn't just leave everyone behind. He mows people down

1253
01:03:19,039 --> 01:03:21,880
with the outboard like he's just chopping him up. Get

1254
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,119
out of the way, Get out of the way, chop.

1255
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: If I was in this situation, I'll get up like

1256
01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:34,760
fuck everyone, Oh my god.

1257
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 2: Until he finally clogs his prop up with some girls.

1258
01:03:38,199 --> 01:03:43,119
Speaker 1: With some girl's hair and she's yelling at her and

1259
01:03:43,159 --> 01:03:45,320
everyone's trying to climb on. His boat is being shattered.

1260
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:48,880
He like whips her head off or he scalps her,

1261
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,400
but also like the skin around her face comes off.

1262
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:55,320
Then he gets thrown over and eating. Yeah, it's a shame,

1263
01:03:57,239 --> 01:04:01,280
darn Okay. So Derek is struggling to get the boat

1264
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,199
out of the seaweed. He does, and then it immediately

1265
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:09,159
crashes into a rock and breaks the glass beneath Yep. Now, uh,

1266
01:04:09,239 --> 01:04:12,119
Crystal dies. Crystal falls in the water and dies.

1267
01:04:12,559 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 2: You notice the blonde one, Yes, Okay, you.

1268
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: Notice Paul Sheer disappears here. I think we see him

1269
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,800
fall in the water and then he's just gone from

1270
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,079
the movie.

1271
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,039
Speaker 2: Huh.

1272
01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:28,199
Speaker 1: Yes, he had a death scene where his memory had sun.

1273
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 2: No where did he go? I didn't care about him.

1274
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,719
Speaker 1: You notice how he had suntan lotion on his nose

1275
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,440
the whole time. Yeah, his death scene, and there's a

1276
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,960
picture of it, was a piranha was gonna basically bite

1277
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,199
his nose and rip it off and he was gonna

1278
01:04:40,199 --> 01:04:42,079
bleed out. But by the time they got to post production,

1279
01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:44,559
probably because the three D conversion, they're like, we ran

1280
01:04:44,559 --> 01:04:46,119
out of money to do this effect. So we're just

1281
01:04:46,159 --> 01:04:47,920
cutting out the death scene, so there's literally just a

1282
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,199
picture of him holding nothing and that's all exits. All

1283
01:04:51,239 --> 01:04:53,880
that exists. But since we never saw his death scene,

1284
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,719
it was never finished. He comes back in the sequel.

1285
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 2: Ah, that's fun.

1286
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,559
Speaker 1: Another guy who dies and this also comes back in

1287
01:05:01,599 --> 01:05:04,920
the sequel. I'll let you know who it is soon, Okay,

1288
01:05:05,159 --> 01:05:07,119
Because when I was listening to how this get made,

1289
01:05:07,519 --> 01:05:10,320
when it was good, when all their now famous comedian

1290
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,880
friends were making very offensive jokes which are now hidden

1291
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,840
behind a paywall, he was talking about like you got

1292
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,880
to see the movie because we survived, and I'm like, wait,

1293
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,159
how did they survive? Poor Crystal gets eat and Derek

1294
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,679
he tries to grab onto an ore to get up,

1295
01:05:22,679 --> 01:05:24,960
and when they bring him up, his legs.

1296
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,079
Speaker 2: Well wait a secondate it if he tries to grab

1297
01:05:27,119 --> 01:05:29,559
onto an ore that the porn star is holding out

1298
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:32,320
for him, Yeah, and she's like, oh, I can totally

1299
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,719
pick you up. I'm like pointing it through these like no,

1300
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,800
you're never going to be able to lift a full

1301
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:44,280
grown man from an ore. I don't care how much policy.

1302
01:05:44,719 --> 01:05:50,199
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, listen. He's getting lighter because Piran ripping away

1303
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:53,039
on his leg. That's true, and that's what they bring

1304
01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:54,679
I love that they don't show it right away, but

1305
01:05:54,719 --> 01:05:56,760
they bring him up on the whole and he's just

1306
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,639
like kids going town. I don't want you to see

1307
01:05:58,639 --> 01:06:02,320
this when it comes, and he's just like, ah, it's

1308
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,760
like they just they're slapping the piranha and he's like,

1309
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:06,960
they took my dad.

1310
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:12,239
Speaker 2: No, he says penis too many times, specifically the word

1311
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:18,199
penis over and over. Jack. They took my penis, Jack,

1312
01:06:18,239 --> 01:06:20,199
my penis, Jack, they took my penis.

1313
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,119
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Kelly is below deck and she's stuck under there,

1314
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,760
the glasses breaking, the water is starting to fill, and

1315
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,639
it's a very tense scene. But we gotta cut to

1316
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,440
Crystal's implants floating in the water, and I'm like, that's

1317
01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:39,039
very funny. How much funnier can this scene get? Cherry

1318
01:06:39,039 --> 01:06:44,760
O'Connell's three D penis kids eaten by a pirana and

1319
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,960
I'm like, well, can't top that cut to the piranha

1320
01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:50,880
vomiting because it didn't like the taste of.

1321
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is all happening so condensed, like we're telling

1322
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,440
you a lot of yeah, but up until this point,

1323
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,039
there's only there's only twenty minutes left in the movie. Yeah,

1324
01:07:06,079 --> 01:07:07,519
like this has all happened.

1325
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: The whole movie's just been like, huh, there might be

1326
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,360
something dangerous out there, boobs, there might be something danger

1327
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,719
out there boobs maybe at death maybe death. And now

1328
01:07:15,719 --> 01:07:19,000
it's just like penises are being ripped off, people's faces

1329
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
are being shredded.

1330
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 2: Bus are getting are chopping people up.

1331
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,599
Speaker 1: Tables are slicing everyone.

1332
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: This is all man, just the extra scenes where everybody's

1333
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:35,039
like splashing like crazy. I can't imagine the safety like

1334
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,760
conversation just to shoot those scenes alone.

1335
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,119
Speaker 1: Because well, I remember they I read they had to

1336
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:43,960
delay the filming of this because when they wanted to

1337
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,760
start filming, they're like that lake is gonna be freezing,

1338
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,239
and we've got hundreds of extras, Like no, we got

1339
01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,480
a delay production until we can actually film. So they're

1340
01:07:51,519 --> 01:07:54,000
like not freezing to death in that lake, Oh my god.

1341
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,880
But yeah, that had to be in intense to film.

1342
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,000
There are similar scenes like that in the Meg.

1343
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 2: Because like I mean, if you're filming a bunch of

1344
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,000
people freaking out in the water, how do you know

1345
01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:09,480
if somebody's actually having a problem, Like that's the that's

1346
01:08:09,559 --> 01:08:12,039
the part that I kept thinking, Yeah, especially with all

1347
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:15,880
these boats around and some of the shots where you have,

1348
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,159
you know, somebody operating a boat like I was looking

1349
01:08:20,199 --> 01:08:22,800
for a tow line or something like that. No, you

1350
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,680
got you had people like holding onto the side of

1351
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:28,319
vessels while they're being driven.

1352
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: I know this is so dangerous. Well, if you were

1353
01:08:34,079 --> 01:08:35,399
to have been there, you would have made sure.

1354
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,399
Speaker 2: I would have done a lot more towing of boats.

1355
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,680
And like, you just have to hide the thing after

1356
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,920
the fact, and people like me will know that there's

1357
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:49,760
not actual propulsion happening, but I'll feel better. I was stressed.

1358
01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:55,039
Speaker 1: So anyway, Julie shows up, she finds her kids, She

1359
01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:58,159
throws a rope to the boat, and then Elizabeth, who

1360
01:08:58,279 --> 01:08:59,800
was showing off her muscles climbing it.

1361
01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoulders she does.

1362
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: But yeah, she gets on the things. She's like ready

1363
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,960
to yell at the kid, but she's you know, there's

1364
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,720
more important things happening. Yeah, She's like, all right, we

1365
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,800
all have to go across this cord. He's like, but

1366
01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:15,680
Kelly's down there, and if I was there, I'd be like,

1367
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:23,159
that's a shameful. We'll come back for her. But she's like,

1368
01:09:23,199 --> 01:09:25,439
all right, we gotta we gotta shimmy across and then

1369
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:27,880
we'll come back and help her or whatever. Okay, So

1370
01:09:28,119 --> 01:09:34,920
while they're climbing, poor Danny doesn't make it. She falls

1371
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,039
in the water. She was so hot and such a

1372
01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:41,439
good wing man man. This was her, This was her.

1373
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:48,359
Thank you? Yes, very very Catholic death here gets mulled

1374
01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:51,319
to death by the piranha Uh. There is a really

1375
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:54,119
tense scen where they're shimming and then like the thing

1376
01:09:54,199 --> 01:09:55,920
that it's what do you call the thing that it's

1377
01:09:55,960 --> 01:10:00,159
tied to the rope the railing? What do you call that?

1378
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:01,239
Speaker 2: Is actually a railing?

1379
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 1: It is a railing, but is there a specific name

1380
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:04,800
for it or not?

1381
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 2: In that boat?

1382
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:09,199
Speaker 1: Okay, I got it right. They tied it to the railing.

1383
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,960
Well they should.

1384
01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:15,159
Speaker 2: I mean I remember thinking to myself, no railing is

1385
01:10:15,199 --> 01:10:17,319
going to be able to hold me. They're asking it

1386
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:19,680
to hold. But then they actually show it getting pulled

1387
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,680
out of the deck. So I was like, okay, good job.

1388
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,239
Speaker 1: Aren't there actual things you can tire rope too on

1389
01:10:25,279 --> 01:10:25,640
a boat?

1390
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,399
Speaker 2: There's a ton of them. Yeah, but she said the

1391
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,039
highest point so that they could do that.

1392
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,119
Speaker 1: Okay.

1393
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,600
Speaker 2: I also was sitting there going like, why aren't you

1394
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,880
putting this on a cleat psychopaths? And then it all

1395
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:42,720
started to make sense, so I backed off. I was like, yep, okay,

1396
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:48,319
this isn't a rocks clogging engines issue. I feel okay.

1397
01:10:49,399 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad they thought it. It's the most perfect screenplay

1398
01:10:52,800 --> 01:11:01,199
ever written. I mean a major character who even following

1399
01:11:01,239 --> 01:11:02,560
we don't get to see his death, but that's a

1400
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:07,359
production issue, not the script's issue totally. But that is

1401
01:11:07,399 --> 01:11:09,239
tense where they like it dips down and then he

1402
01:11:09,279 --> 01:11:11,159
has to dry the boat to like tighten it again.

1403
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:13,760
That was a really good scene. But yeah, they all

1404
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,079
get across except for Jake who stays on there.

1405
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 2: Honestly, that was that was like just one of the

1406
01:11:19,039 --> 01:11:22,600
many wild acrobatic things that they were showing off. And

1407
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:25,760
even her getting onto the boat that she took to

1408
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,319
go save her kids. She does this crazy like hop

1409
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:34,199
from floaty to the overturned boat to like skittering across

1410
01:11:34,199 --> 01:11:38,279
a line and jumping onto the main boat. It was awesome.

1411
01:11:38,319 --> 01:11:40,000
And then she picks up the guy on a jet

1412
01:11:40,039 --> 01:11:43,399
ski and she's such a man an. It's great.

1413
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: We missed a huge scene ving rams, ving raims. I know,

1414
01:11:47,079 --> 01:11:49,880
ving Rams is killing all the fish and he's running

1415
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,039
out of bullet, so he lifts up a propeller.

1416
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 2: He lives up a full outboard. He lifts up a

1417
01:11:55,680 --> 01:12:01,279
forty horse power outboard and just starts mowing. Well wait,

1418
01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:03,199
but you got to watch him like crank it first.

1419
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:05,960
That's the important part. So it's a poll start, so

1420
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,079
he's he poll starts it, and then he's got this

1421
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,079
great moment of like yeah, and then he just arah

1422
01:12:13,359 --> 01:12:16,479
starts chopping fish and the three d fish pity their

1423
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:17,600
legs flying.

1424
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 1: But then but then he dies or does he do?

1425
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna say he comes.

1426
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:26,520
Speaker 1: Back in the sequel, no legs, and then for some

1427
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,640
reason he's friends with Paul Sheer and the room recovery.

1428
01:12:29,239 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 2: Again aw Trauma bonds.

1429
01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 1: And then he goes to a water park, which of

1430
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,560
course gets infested with.

1431
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,600
Speaker 2: I like it. I can't wait. Okay, let's do it.

1432
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:43,479
I don't really like water parks.

1433
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 1: Then I was gonna say they're trying to bring Jason

1434
01:12:47,039 --> 01:12:50,800
back after many many years on a boat. They've done

1435
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,840
that before, but the first thing they did was a

1436
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,439
short film they released last year, which you can no

1437
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,960
longer watch legally. Hey, everyone, Tony from the Future here.

1438
01:13:00,199 --> 01:13:03,159
Ignore everything I'm about to say. They put the short

1439
01:13:03,159 --> 01:13:06,439
film back up on YouTube like a few days before

1440
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:09,239
I finished this video, so I was right at the

1441
01:13:09,239 --> 01:13:13,359
time of recording, but I'm wrong now because it was

1442
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:16,880
actually a product placement for Angry Orchard. They had a

1443
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:21,560
Jason themed beer a Sier, which I have the box for.

1444
01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:24,439
But so they made this whole short film where everyone's

1445
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,159
carrying Angry Orchard and there's all this Apple theme stuff.

1446
01:13:27,159 --> 01:13:30,439
But it's the first official Jason production in years, and

1447
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:32,720
it shows off his new hockeyness and everything. He kills

1448
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,560
a guy with the boat motor in it. Oh, it's

1449
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,319
pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's not great. The whole

1450
01:13:37,359 --> 01:13:40,279
short is not great, but that scene was pretty awesome.

1451
01:13:41,319 --> 01:13:43,039
And now you legally can't watch it because it was

1452
01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:45,399
like a temporary thing. You can watch my reaction to

1453
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:48,960
it and other people reacting to it. But it's so funny, like, oh,

1454
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,800
you're probably about the franchise back. Yeah, we're trying to

1455
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,800
sell some ciers and then it's going away. I'm like this,

1456
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,439
we're off to a bad start. Same people did the

1457
01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:59,560
effects for that, I think for this, so uh so

1458
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:03,039
Jake like, all right, I'm gonna distract all the piranha.

1459
01:14:03,119 --> 01:14:07,039
They want blood, so I'm gonna throw Derek's dead body

1460
01:14:07,079 --> 01:14:10,000
in the water to distract them. But Derek still has

1461
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,119
a little bit of life in him, and his last

1462
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:16,640
words are wet T shirt shirt?

1463
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,840
Speaker 2: What T shirt?

1464
01:14:20,159 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: A T shirt?

1465
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 2: Chip spit blood right in his face.

1466
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 1: I want those to be my last words, Captain Booley's.

1467
01:14:31,159 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 2: I'll do my best, sir, I'll stab you right now.

1468
01:14:34,279 --> 01:14:35,880
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be there at my death? Oh?

1469
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:36,159
Speaker 2: No?

1470
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:43,079
Speaker 1: He tosses it in the water. It attracts all the

1471
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,920
all the piranha. I guess. I guess at this point, uh,

1472
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,079
back at like the beach or whatever, everyone's kind of

1473
01:14:49,119 --> 01:14:51,199
like on the beach now they're out of the water.

1474
01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:53,680
Most of them are out of the water, just bleeding

1475
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,760
out on the bait. But it's pretty gruesome. It looks

1476
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,479
like a war movie or something. They're all just like ah.

1477
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 2: It is. Honestly, My favorite part though, was all the

1478
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:04,000
blood on all of the boats. I know, you never

1479
01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:07,359
see boats that. It was awesome. I was like, oh

1480
01:15:07,359 --> 01:15:10,800
my god, just the ah, it's so beautiful.

1481
01:15:11,399 --> 01:15:13,159
Speaker 1: We need to add blood to the end of speed

1482
01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:15,359
to cruise control when it's crashing through the city. Just

1483
01:15:15,359 --> 01:15:16,680
add blood spurts everywhere.

1484
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:21,039
Speaker 2: That'd be great. Let's remake that one.

1485
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, he uh. He uses this distraction to go

1486
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:27,399
under there and get Kelly. And then they have like

1487
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:32,000
a makeshift bomb device where they tie like a flare

1488
01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:35,880
to something and I guess it'll spark when it hits

1489
01:15:36,159 --> 01:15:38,159
the air. I didn't know what was going on.

1490
01:15:38,399 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 2: So he opened the gas valves for the stove. Yes,

1491
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:43,479
and that's filling the.

1492
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,119
Speaker 1: Void of Yeah, I got that part.

1493
01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 2: And then those flares are attached to a floating walkie talkie. Okay,

1494
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,479
so it will rise kind of slowly.

1495
01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:56,920
Speaker 1: Okay, and then he lights the flare underwater. Yeah, okay,

1496
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,319
I forgot about that part. Then you can light underwater

1497
01:15:59,319 --> 01:16:01,880
fla that's right, because they did it earlier. I forgot.

1498
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,880
It's so much was going on. I was like, wait,

1499
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,680
what's going on now?

1500
01:16:05,279 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 2: I'm still stuck on still has legs.

1501
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on wet wet T shirt. I'm still

1502
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:12,039
stuck on that. I'm still what.

1503
01:16:19,239 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 2: True.

1504
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:23,479
Speaker 1: Jake and Kelly kiss because they're probably gonna die, and

1505
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:26,520
they they go there and then they tie a rope

1506
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,800
around them, so the boat can yank them and I'm

1507
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,359
sit there, this guy this rides me the end of

1508
01:16:30,359 --> 01:16:32,800
twister where they're like, tie some belts around us, we'll

1509
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,760
be fine. When they start yanking about him, like, I

1510
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,199
feel like that would just break their backs or something. Yeah,

1511
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,640
like they're not in the harness. They just tied a rope.

1512
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:40,960
I'm like, I feel like I would just like snap

1513
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,800
you in half. What did it?

1514
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:42,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1515
01:16:43,079 --> 01:16:46,279
Speaker 1: I'm not a I'm not a boatman. I'm not a botologist.

1516
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 2: I mean, the boat that's telling them is pretty powerful.

1517
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,479
But the amount of time it took them to start.

1518
01:16:51,239 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: Them Okay, maybe there's something there. Oh, I don't know,

1519
01:16:56,199 --> 01:17:00,000
but yeah, the bomb goes off and it kills the paranah.

1520
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,439
I guess all the or most. They do make a

1521
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:05,840
point to say they got most of them. Ye are

1522
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:09,640
all killed. The seismic shock knocked them all out, I guess.

1523
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 2: I guess so the seismic shock woke them all up

1524
01:17:13,359 --> 01:17:16,199
and let them out, but didn't kill them until a

1525
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,520
boat bomb did. Well.

1526
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:21,800
Speaker 1: I guess they were like next to the blast or something.

1527
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,239
I mean, that initial earthquake might have killed some, but

1528
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:26,840
I think it's like it knocks them out so they

1529
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:30,239
can't like breathe. They're all probably just drowning to death

1530
01:17:30,239 --> 01:17:36,159
because they can't move. But yeah, it's like this happy ending. Well,

1531
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,800
this movie can never have a happy ending because John

1532
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,159
and Michaels died. But we get a call from Christopher

1533
01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:45,560
Lloyd and he's like, I got bad news. This specimen

1534
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:49,720
and all these specimens have no reproductive organs yet, which

1535
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:54,439
means you've been killing the infant piranhas. And great ending

1536
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:57,399
with Adam Scott going where are the pair? And then

1537
01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:00,720
a giant Pirana comes and gets it.

1538
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:03,119
Speaker 2: It's perfect. It was actually really.

1539
01:18:03,119 --> 01:18:04,720
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you stuck around to the

1540
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,840
very end of the credits.

1541
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,520
Speaker 2: I did not, oh know, because it's all.

1542
01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:11,399
Speaker 1: The bloody water at the very end, his eating skull

1543
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:18,680
falls down from the bottom at the top of the frame. God,

1544
01:18:19,079 --> 01:18:24,079
and that was Pirana three D. What did you think

1545
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:24,600
of this one?

1546
01:18:25,239 --> 01:18:27,800
Speaker 2: I had such a good time. I had such a

1547
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,760
good time. It's a good one, honestly, from the very

1548
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:36,279
first scene where it hey they're doing the thing, they're

1549
01:18:36,319 --> 01:18:37,159
doing it right now.

1550
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really really enjoyed this one. I should go

1551
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,880
back and watch the other Piranhas. And see how they

1552
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,960
hold up. But no, this one. I've seen this one

1553
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:55,079
more times than I care to it. It's great, it's great,

1554
01:18:55,199 --> 01:18:57,199
it's fun, and the second one's fun too. The second

1555
01:18:57,199 --> 01:18:59,880
one again was a big bomb. Didn't do as well,

1556
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,000
but it's got a good main character. Got Daniel Panabacker

1557
01:19:03,079 --> 01:19:04,880
as the main character. She was like in the Flash

1558
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:09,079
and the Friday thirteen three make David Kochner Coachner is

1559
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:13,880
the asshole water park owner and again David Hasselhoff. Isn't

1560
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:19,920
the sequel worth the price of admission alone? David Hasselhoff, what.

1561
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 2: A fabulous human to understand how ridiculous he is and

1562
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:24,800
lean in.

1563
01:19:25,119 --> 01:19:27,159
Speaker 1: He was great. I hope he cameo's in the new

1564
01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:28,239
Baywatch that they're doing.

1565
01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:30,520
Speaker 2: How could he not? Well?

1566
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,039
Speaker 1: A cameo for that last piece of shit Baywatch movie

1567
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:34,399
but the Rock Did you ever see that?

1568
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:37,560
Speaker 2: No? Oh wait, yes I did? And what's his name?

1569
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:41,039
Speaker 1: The zach efron Efron. I was so excited for that

1570
01:19:41,079 --> 01:19:42,960
movie because I'm like, they're giving it the twenty one

1571
01:19:43,039 --> 01:19:46,159
Jump Street like treatment. Twenty one Jump Street did it

1572
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:49,239
better they watched and not do it well? A regular

1573
01:19:49,319 --> 01:19:53,000
episode of Baywatch. That's being serious. Is funnier than that movie,

1574
01:19:53,279 --> 01:19:56,359
which is meant to be a comedy. That's that's the thing.

1575
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,560
That movie was really bad. I was really upset about it.

1576
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:02,640
But that's a different story for different time. David Hasseloff,

1577
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,159
please come on the show. I want to talk about

1578
01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:07,840
Star Crash, Star Crash.

1579
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 2: No, but I think I've seen, like I have like

1580
01:20:11,199 --> 01:20:13,880
something in my brain going. I've seen it on a

1581
01:20:14,039 --> 01:20:14,640
shelf like this.

1582
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,359
Speaker 1: It's it's the Italian star Wars ripoff and he David,

1583
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:23,479
It's like from nineteen seventy eight, ninety seventy nine. It's

1584
01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,039
real schlocky. It's got some big names in it. But yeah,

1585
01:20:26,119 --> 01:20:29,119
young David Hasswolf is like the Han Solo type character

1586
01:20:29,239 --> 01:20:34,199
in it. That awesome, great, great another one that I

1587
01:20:34,359 --> 01:20:41,239
seen more times than I care to it anyway, Pirana

1588
01:20:41,279 --> 01:20:44,359
three D. Let us know what you think. Is this

1589
01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:48,439
the best Piranha movie ever? I think it is. Should

1590
01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:50,960
we watch the Well, we're definitely gonna do three double D.

1591
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,439
You gotta do three double duh. Great title there, that

1592
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:58,720
fucking title that was one of those. The first one

1593
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,319
I got three D eight dumb and then I saw

1594
01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:02,840
the title said three double D of like motherfucker. That's

1595
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:06,359
a funny ass title. Let us know what you think.

1596
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:09,359
And uh yeah, Captain Boomies, where can we follow you?

1597
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 2: I am Captain Boomies. You can find me floating around

1598
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:18,159
and anywhere on social media being salty at Captain Boomies.

1599
01:21:18,319 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 1: Yes, do you have any other products or anything to plug?

1600
01:21:21,079 --> 01:21:23,399
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I have a hair product line. It's

1601
01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:26,399
called Windward Curl. There you go find that all over

1602
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:29,840
my socials as well. But also I have a TV show,

1603
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:33,439
it is The Yacht Life, where I go around talking

1604
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:37,279
to people about how they customized their personal boat for

1605
01:21:37,399 --> 01:21:38,079
fun on the water.

1606
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,239
Speaker 1: Beginning of season two, is that coming out?

1607
01:21:41,399 --> 01:21:44,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying, Okay, find me sponsors people.

1608
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,640
Speaker 1: And hopefully it doesn't air during Boys month like it

1609
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,640
did last year. We had a boycott. Every week I

1610
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:55,079
was boycotting. I was showing pictures of it saying boycott.

1611
01:21:56,359 --> 01:21:58,399
I might have heard the ratings. I'm so sorry. I'm

1612
01:21:58,439 --> 01:21:59,199
so sorry.

1613
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,279
Speaker 2: I heard the it's all your fault, Tony. I can't

1614
01:22:02,279 --> 01:22:04,199
believe you and you are.

1615
01:22:04,199 --> 01:22:08,399
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I community posted every YouTube video of

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it saying don't watch I'm such a monster and bad friend.

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Well yes, uh check all of that out like share, subscribe, Patreon, Patreon,

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dot com, slash Act, the movies, sign off for it.

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We got some good stuff over there.

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Speaker 2: I'm a patron. Did I tell you I got the mug?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you did, and you said it was great and

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nothing was wrong with it. Ten dollars a month. Every

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three months you get an item. You get a sticker.

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The print of me is Wolverine one. You get a

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mug that's perfect and totally centered. Someone didn't get a

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misprint and told me about it ahead of time. And

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then the final one is the poster the Nightmare on

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elm Street being poster, which is me and all my

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co hosts that I did night Marion Elms Street stuff

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with how fun and I'm in the back is Freddy Sweat.

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It's cool. I should probably add more to it. Yeah,

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I don't think so many people would sign up, and

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now I should probably do like more stuff after twelve months.

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I don't know. I'll think of something. I'll think of something. Uh,

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but I know a lot of people sign up because

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like I'll look at Patreon, I'm like, why am I

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not making as much? It's like, oh, the money I

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make is then deducted for the merch costs. I'm like, oh, well,

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at least that means people are signing up, but it

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gives me a heart attack each time. I'm like, oh no,

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oh no, it's a good it's a good reason. Pagerei

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dot com, book me on Cameo, Cameo dot com, slash

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Tony pluso get me to yell at people and uh yeah, goodbye,

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we did it.

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Speaker 2: Good job.

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Speaker 1: Remember to like, comment and subscribe.

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Speaker 2: Check out our other videos and Patreon page.