WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:01.879 We brought this up earlier. It's not an email, but 2 00:00:01.919 --> 00:00:04.080 it's like when you go to Target and you walk 3 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:05.679 out and you go, where the fuck did I park? 4 00:00:06.400 --> 00:00:08.759 And I did that the other day at Target, and 5 00:00:08.759 --> 00:00:10.640 I had to kind of rethink what I looked at 6 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:14.640 when I walked in. So I went down to get 7 00:00:14.759 --> 00:00:18.600 moth traps, very exciting, very exciting, and I walk, you know, park, 8 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:20.719 and I walk in. Then I go to get the 9 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:23.440 moth traps and walk back out, and I'm like, ah shit. 10 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:26.000 So I had to kind of rego back in my 11 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:27.920 mind to think what did I look at when I 12 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:30.440 walked in? Does anybody else forget where you parked in? 13 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:32.079 Somewhere as dumb as Target or. 14 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:32.880 Cub all the time? 15 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:35.359 And I try when I park, I think, Okay, if 16 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:38.280 I'm in this lane, what am I looking at? If 17 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:41.079 I face the store that I'm going into? So am 18 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:43.960 I facing the pharmacy? Am I facing the grocery? Am 19 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:47.479 I facing I don't know nothing? Then I try and 20 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:48.880 remember that, do I know? 21 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:52.200 Mine's always at the gym, and so I'm always like 22 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:56.000 clicking my little uh though keyfob to like make the 23 00:00:56.079 --> 00:00:58.079 lights go yeah, and so I can see. 24 00:00:57.920 --> 00:00:59.560 That see I don't have that cute beep beep. 25 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:03.240 I have the aggressive like beepoint you do that, So 26 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:06.280 I just click the unlock button to see the lights going. 27 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:08.760 But yeah, it's always the gym one that I get like, 28 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:11.079 I don't know, I just go into a different mindset. 29 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:14.439 So when I come out, I'm like, wait, where was I. 30 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:17.079 Yeah. The good thing about Snap is there's like two 31 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:20.079 rows of parking and it's like okay, and it's never crowded. 32 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.159 That's one of the things I love about Snap is 33 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:24.439 and this sounds like a commercial, but it's really kind 34 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.719 of a recommendation, is that it's never crowded. I never 35 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:29.719 have to wait for my favorite machine, which is a 36 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:34.280 stare machine, the Stare Monster I call it. And I 37 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:36.200 ask people like, why do you like Snap better, and 38 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:38.280 they say it's cheaper. So it's cheaper than a lot 39 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:41.359 of the gyms. It's just more affordable. Yeah, And the 40 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:45.560 one in chan Hassen has this amazing water miracle. It 41 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:49.359 is flavored energized water out of it just because you know, 42 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:50.760 like a lot of gyms have that, like you know, 43 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:53.120 fill your water bottle hill fit here thing like at 44 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:55.120 the airport you fill your water bottle for free. Here, 45 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:57.920 it's the same thing, but you pick a flavor like 46 00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:01.439 coconut water or berry water and it's scott and you 47 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:04.159 can choose what the strength of the water is and 48 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.879 it's free. It's built into your membership at snap at 49 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:07.959 the chan has in location. 50 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:09.960 Fancy is that that sounds lovely? 51 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:12.599 Yeah? And you can choose the caffeine or non caffeine version. 52 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:15.080 All right, here come the emails. It's Sid from New 53 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:19.039 York City. Tune it in from Bangkok, Thailand. Oh shit, I've. 54 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:19.680 Been following I. 55 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:21.879 Sid and I are friends on social media, but she 56 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:24.879 also works with my sister at Chobani, So oh really, 57 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:26.560 I've been following along with her trip because she was 58 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:29.960 in Vietnam and now she's in Thailand. I just I 59 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.520 love following along with stuff like that. 60 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:36.960 She says, it's currently eight thirty pm. She wrote this 61 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.960 at seven twenty six Minnesota time, so eight thirty thirteen 62 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.759 hours ahead of us. So it's eight thirty at night 63 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:46.719 on Thursday. I'm listening to the Minnesota Goodbye while I 64 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:49.319 get a foot massage live in the dream nice. How 65 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:51.360 much does this forty five minute foot massage cost? 66 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:51.520 You? 67 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:52.919 Ask anybody want to play prices? 68 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:53.879 Right, what do you dollars? 69 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:54.319 How much? 70 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:57.439 Two dollars Billie, I'm going to say six six dollars 71 00:02:57.439 --> 00:02:57.879 spot on? 72 00:02:58.120 --> 00:02:59.520 Wow, Oh my gosh. 73 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:01.919 My question for you. What's something you do more often 74 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:08.400 if it was less expensive? Oh, that's I'd probably say skiing. 75 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:15.120 I'd probably go to Breckinridge or somewhere more often, or 76 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:18.400 go to get a steak, yeah, because that could be 77 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:20.240 expensive too. What about you, Jenny? 78 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:22.560 Mine would definitely be going out to eat, because I 79 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:25.080 maybe go out to eat once a month because I 80 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.879 just can't handle how expensive it is to go out 81 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:31.039 to eat because obviously the food is like over well 82 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:33.400 not overpriced, but price for a restaurant, and then you 83 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:35.319 have to tip on top of that. And so for me, 84 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:37.080 I don't like to go out to eat because all 85 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:40.240 I see is my dollar signs like floating off into 86 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.439 the distance and all that money going away as I 87 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:44.199 eat my meal that I could have made at home. 88 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:48.120 Right, No, I get that. Did you have one? 89 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:50.439 Maybe tattoos? Facials? 90 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:54.159 Those two they're expensive, especially facials like a nice facials, 91 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:57.319 like two hundred dollars. Oh really, but like, gosh, it's 92 00:03:57.360 --> 00:03:58.879 so good for your skin, though, and I wish I 93 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:00.840 could afford to go, and I can. 94 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:05.280 I gotcha, Rebecca writes in and Rebecca says, a thought 95 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:07.639 just sprung into my head. I was listening to a 96 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:09.560 bit where Susan was complaining about all this stuff that 97 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.560 Dave keeps. Of course he keeps it. Why should Paisley 98 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:15.080 Park be the only place in chan Hassen celebrating a 99 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:18.439 local legend, some might even say a national legend. Someday 100 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:21.360 you can tour Dave's Diggs instead of Paisley Park and 101 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:24.680 see all the memorabilia from his legendary life. And she 102 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.560 puts a little winky face on there, a little note 103 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:30.639 of sarcasm in there. But this is Rebecca. You might 104 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:33.839 remember her because she is the calf and heifer nutrition 105 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.639 specialist and she works for AG Partners. And I love 106 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.560 that we have somebody who listens that is a calf 107 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:45.759 and heifer nutrition specialist. That's really cool. Thank you, Rebecca. 108 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.439 I don't think that nobody's ever going to want to 109 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:54.399 tour Casa day Ryan and see that, okay. Carmen writes in, 110 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:56.120 Carmen's a big supporter of the show. I've known her 111 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:59.079 for years. I've missed my favorite morning show group. I've 112 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.879 even missed Dave two. She is in Texas. She went 113 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:05.120 to see jelly Roll. Oh oh yeah yeah, writing to 114 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:07.680 share a beautiful story. I just came back from Texas. 115 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:10.879 We were there to visit some friends and see jelly Roll. Yes, 116 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:12.800 I flew all the way there to see jelly Roll. 117 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:16.040 Music has been my therapy and Tuesday I must meeting. 118 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:18.399 It needed a lot because it was a very emotional night. 119 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:20.519 My husband and I were chatting with a group of 120 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:22.560 people behind us. Long story short, we found out her 121 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:25.839 husband was two hundred and sixty five days sober because 122 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:28.240 of jelly Roll's music, and his name is the same 123 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:31.639 as his son Jason. That moment I got chilled. Cheers, 124 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:34.720 I'll start again. That moment I got chills, and tears 125 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:37.839 came rolling and I hugged these strangers. My heart was 126 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:39.360 filled with so much love and I was so proud 127 00:05:39.399 --> 00:05:41.560 of him. Jelly Roll came down. I gave up my 128 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:44.319 opportunity to get his selfie to help hold their sign up, 129 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.360 and he saw it, grabbed it and held it up 130 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:47.759 for the crowd. The crowd went crazy. 131 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:48.199 Wow. 132 00:05:48.199 --> 00:05:51.240 He then dedicated winners streak to this gentleman and sang 133 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:53.680 the whole song to him. It was one of the 134 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:55.959 most beautiful moments I've ever been apart on the smile 135 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:58.399 on Jelly Roll's face, and I was so thankful I 136 00:05:58.439 --> 00:05:59.240 caught it on video. 137 00:05:59.439 --> 00:05:59.959 Wow. 138 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:02.360 As tough as life can be, it is still filled 139 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:06.639 with such beautiful moments. Love you guys. Carmen. Wow, that 140 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:08.120 is so cool. I didn't know that she had this 141 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:09.120 experience me either. 142 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:11.720 That's that's so neat and so like, you know, personal, 143 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:14.040 and that's once in a lifetime opportunity. 144 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:18.160 This is for Jenny from Tina Jenny, did Andrew apply 145 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:19.000 for Survivor? 146 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:19.639 No? 147 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:21.519 He has not. No, is he going to? 148 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:24.040 Well, he's always wanted to, but we have to work 149 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:27.120 on his camera presence because he's not. He is so 150 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:30.040 outgoing and personable. The moment you put a camera in 151 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:34.240 front of him, he freezes. So yeah, he hasn't. 152 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:37.240 Maybe I would be so excited if I knew somebody 153 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:39.399 on Survivor. I would draft him right away and I'd 154 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:42.240 pick him as my sole survivor for Fantasy Survivor and 155 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:42.959 it would be great. 156 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:43.680 I can't wait. 157 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:45.279 I would love for him to be on it. I 158 00:06:45.399 --> 00:06:49.959 just yeah, I having gone through auditions for a TV show, 159 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:52.040 because I audition for The Mole once upon a time. 160 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:56.439 I just feel like Andrew, he just struggles with kind 161 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.120 of like on the spot interview things. If it's something 162 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:01.720 he knows, like real est, he's fine. But if it's 163 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:04.120 something that puts him on the spot to show us personality, 164 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:06.879 he's just not as good at things like that as 165 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:07.519 he gets nervous. 166 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:08.600 He's not a public speaker. 167 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:11.360 He hated in school when he'd have to give like 168 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:14.000 some kind of speech in front of a class or something. 169 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:15.120 He hated that stuff. 170 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:19.079 Some people are just that way. Yeah, I remember kind 171 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:24.519 of a similar story. Avril Levine was painfully shy. This 172 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:26.639 is back in like the two thousands when she was 173 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:30.759 first new, and she was painfully shy, and it was 174 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:32.720 kind of endearing and that was just the way it was. 175 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:34.959 But I think her record company they do training for 176 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.360 interviews and things like that. So a few years later 177 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:39.000 we had her at a concert and we interviewed her 178 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:41.360 and she was now all of a sudden, bubbly and outgoing. Oh, 179 00:07:41.439 --> 00:07:43.279 And I felt a little bit bad for her because 180 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:46.959 obviously they've worked with her on that, because they her 181 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:50.439 real personality is just fine, but it wasn't perfect for 182 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:51.279 her business. 183 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:53.480 I mean, you kind of have to have a good, 184 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:55.399 winning personality when you're in the public eye. 185 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:57.519 Kind of true. This is a long one, but we're 186 00:07:57.519 --> 00:08:00.000 gonna give it a shot here. So we don't always 187 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.959 like really long emails, but this looks kind of interesting, 188 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:07.279 Sarah writes in Good Morning, I'm writing about grading proposals 189 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:10.560 because yesterday on the show we grated proposal stories. I've 190 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:12.759 been listening for twenty years. I've been waiting for this 191 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:15.199 moment to share my proposal story with you. I'm going 192 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:17.560 to share it in bullet points to attempt to shorten 193 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:20.079 my story. We got married at twenty years old and 194 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:24.000 married for seventeen years. Here's the story. The night before 195 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:28.240 he proposed, I thought he died. He lived in Minneapolis, 196 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:30.680 going to college at North Central. He worked at Starbucks 197 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:32.960 at MOA, and he took the train back and forth 198 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:35.320 to work. I lived in Wisconsin at the time. He 199 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:37.840 called me on his way home from work. Every single day. 200 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:41.799 He would work until closing, So about one am that 201 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:44.440 night I didn't hear from him. His phone was going 202 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:48.519 straight to voicemail. I panicked. I started calling his friends, 203 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:50.720 his parents' state patrol head of and medical center. I 204 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:54.679 was freaking out. Next day, I'm working at Herberger's and 205 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:56.440 he called me at the store. I said, oh my god, 206 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:58.600 I'm happier alive, but I'm pissed and I hung up 207 00:08:58.639 --> 00:08:59.000 on him. 208 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:00.399 Oh. 209 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:03.159 Later that day, he surprised me came to pick me 210 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:04.840 up from work and take me to dinner. I wasn't 211 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:06.679 having it. I refused to go because I was still 212 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:09.279 so angry. I'd been up all night worrying about him. 213 00:09:10.519 --> 00:09:12.720 I gave in. We went to dinner. I only ordered 214 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.840 a salad and I just stabbed at it, still being 215 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:20.080 a bitch. Lol. After dinner, he wanted to go to 216 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.080 his parents' house for something. I was still crabby and 217 00:09:22.120 --> 00:09:24.200 I told him drop me off at home. He said, no, 218 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:28.720 please come with me, So off we went to his parents. 219 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:30.679 He said, let's go grab something in the basement. Now 220 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:34.960 remember we're nineteen at this point. He opened the door 221 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:42.200 to the basement and there were po pari, oh pourri, potpourri, okay, 222 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:45.519 scattered all over the steps going down to the basement. 223 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:50.159 Matt said, oh my gosh, Mom, she couldn't find rose petals, 224 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:52.240 so she got popourrie and we crunched our way down 225 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:55.639 the stairs. It was hilarious and stinky. There is more 226 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:57.279 to this, but it's long enough at this point. We 227 00:09:57.279 --> 00:09:59.000 we'll never forget the popoirie on the stairs to the 228 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:02.720 basement and his mom. I'm missing part of the story. 229 00:10:02.919 --> 00:10:04.360 What happened to the foot of the stairs? 230 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:07.240 Right? I assume he proposed at the foot of the stairs. 231 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:10.960 That must have been it. Okay, okay. Then there was 232 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.279 the honeymoon two thousand and seven, before the internet had 233 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.519 really taken off. You could do some stuff online, but 234 00:10:15.600 --> 00:10:19.080 nothing like it was today. We booked a cabin and Lacrosse, Wisconsin. 235 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:21.360 It looked beautiful in the two pictures that were online, 236 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:24.159 Florida ceiling windows on the front of the cabin tucked 237 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:27.799 back in the woods. What the pictures failed to show 238 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.639 was the cabin was directly across the driveway from the 239 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:35.279 owner's home. The Florida ceiling windows looked directly into their 240 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:38.000 living room. I gotta mention this point. We did not 241 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:41.120 believe in sex before marriage, so there were a lot 242 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:43.639 of new things for us to do on our honeymoon. Thankfully, 243 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:46.559 the windows had curtains, but we will never forget driving 244 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.759 up to that cabin and realizing how close it was 245 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:52.080 to their actual house. Someday I will have to tell 246 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:54.519 you my story about getting birth control as a nineteen 247 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:57.000 year old with no experience in that department at all. 248 00:10:57.720 --> 00:10:59.440 Hope we have a wonderful day. You guys always make 249 00:10:59.480 --> 00:11:01.639 me smile. I hope my stories make you laugh. That's 250 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:04.320 from Sarah. Sarah, that is a very sweet story. I 251 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:09.559 love that he I wonder he must have been up 252 00:11:09.799 --> 00:11:13.240 all night planning the proposal. But I do think it's 253 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.240 kind of shitty that he kept you in suspense and 254 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:19.000 wondering he thought his every day. He called on the 255 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:21.240 way home from work, and you didn't hear from him, 256 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:24.080 and his voice went straight to voicemail. That's terrible. 257 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:28.720 Yeah, I would be like hello, I would assume he ghosted. Honestly, 258 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:29.879 I would. 259 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:31.399 Have been mad too. I would have also picked up 260 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:34.120 my salad and been a little bit. But thank you 261 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:38.159 Sarah for the story. I love that one. Brianna's secretary, Bree, 262 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:43.480 You're right, sand and Saras, I know this is usually one. 263 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:45.440 Nita is Laane, but I need to get my rent on. 264 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:48.039 Why do people ask you questions when the answer is 265 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:50.279 so obvious and staring you in the face. I was 266 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.480 just in the bathroom midstream when my husband walks in 267 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:55.759 and says, what you doing? Well, I don't know. I'm 268 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:58.919 building the campfire, making s'mores and singing kumbai Ah. What 269 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:01.639 the fuck do you think I'm doing? You are not 270 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:03.840 Helen Keller. You can see and hear what I'm up to. 271 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:05.799 In fact, no need to ask. Ever, you can safely 272 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:09.440 assume when somebody's sitting on the crapper they aren't practicing 273 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:12.360 the practicing sitting. Okay, I feel. 274 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:14.039 Better now, they are practicing sitting. 275 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:15.799 I feel better now. Thank you for listening. Peace out 276 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:16.320 girl scouts. 277 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:18.559 That's from Andrew does that to me on the time. 278 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:19.080 What does he do? 279 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:19.159 Like? 280 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:20.799 What are you doing? What are you doing? 281 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:22.559 And I will be in the bathroom and I'll be like, 282 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:25.279 what do you think I'm doing? Like, I'm sitting here, 283 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:27.000 what are you doing? I'm sitting in the sun room 284 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:30.080 couch working on stuff on my computer, doing some work. Yeah, 285 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:33.200 it's just he's like a toddler sometimes, what. 286 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:33.759 Are you doing? 287 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:34.200 Do it? 288 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:35.120 Hey? 289 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:36.080 You just want to chat? 290 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:38.080 I think that's it. You just kind of want to chat, 291 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:39.720 you know, it's like, what are you? What are you doing? 292 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.159 I'll come in sometimes they'll go what's going on here? 293 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:44.000 Knowing nothing's going on. 294 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:45.240 What's going on in here? 295 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:48.039 What's going on here? And the susion will be like nothing, 296 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:50.720 but I'm expecting her to say that, oh, Carson called 297 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:52.720 yeah or whatever. I'm going to share a story I 298 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:56.000 told early early on the show today, but I'll share 299 00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.000 it on the Minnesota Goodbye because I just love this 300 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:01.440 this little tidbit. So Carson is on tour with David Kushner. 301 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:04.639 He is the tour manager, which is just as impressive 302 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:07.279 as it sounds. He's the fucking tour manager at twenty 303 00:13:07.279 --> 00:13:09.919 three years old. And he says every venue that he 304 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:12.039 walks into because he's the one that calls the venue 305 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:14.480 and says, hey, David Kushner is going to be there 306 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:17.080 in two hours. We need a place to park the bus. 307 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:21.200 And he's the one who arranges everything like that. And 308 00:13:21.240 --> 00:13:23.639 when he walks in and talks to the venue managers 309 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.519 let's say, you know whatever venue it might be like 310 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:29.080 Fox Theater in LA. He walks in there like you're Carson, 311 00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:32.679 you're so young. Because they expect the tour manager to 312 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:35.240 be like thirty eight or forty years old, and Carson's 313 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:39.960 twenty three. Talking to him last night, he's facetiming and 314 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:43.159 I said, so, what's been the best part of your job? 315 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:49.360 And he said, knowing that I'm the guy, what's the 316 00:13:49.399 --> 00:13:53.639 hardest part of your job? Being the guy? And I 317 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:56.600 thought that was such a wise and true and profound 318 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:58.799 answer coming from a kid that I still think of 319 00:13:58.840 --> 00:14:01.799 as a stupid sixth grader, because he gets to be 320 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:05.080 the guy. He's the guy. You want backstage passes, you 321 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:08.480 talk to me. You want extra you know, like salami 322 00:14:08.519 --> 00:14:10.960 in your dressing room, you go through me. Yeah, you're 323 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:14.080 out of PEPSI go through me. Your girlfriend wants to 324 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:17.320 get backstage, go through me. What time do we get 325 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:19.240 up and meet at the tour bus? You ask me. 326 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:22.000 He's the guy, but that's also a lot of stuff 327 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:22.840 that's the hard part. 328 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:23.679 Yeah. 329 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:25.840 And so we're on FaceTime with him last night, and 330 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:28.039 he kept doing that thing on FaceTime where you blurs 331 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.200 your screen because he's doing something else. You don't have 332 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:32.039 FaceTime you're a name, but I know how it works, 333 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:33.799 and I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm 334 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.759 checking text messages. I said, you got your mom and 335 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:39.200 dad on FaceTime. Can you check him later? He's like, no, 336 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:44.159 I can't. They need to know right now. So he's exhausted. 337 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:45.519 He's like, Dad, I'm important. 338 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:49.399 Okay, he is important, and he's done on Saturday and 339 00:14:49.440 --> 00:14:51.200 he flies to Colorado to meet us on Sunday. 340 00:14:51.279 --> 00:14:51.879 Is he excited? 341 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:53.120 He's so excited. 342 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.840 It's nice that he is able to be on a 343 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.759 tour that gives him holidays, you know, Like, I'm sure 344 00:14:58.879 --> 00:15:01.600 artists probably purposely on their tours around like a schedule 345 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.960 that they want. Yeah, but not everyone does so, Like 346 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.799 who knows if he was over in Southeast Asia again 347 00:15:06.919 --> 00:15:09.080 on some tour. He's not flying home just because they're 348 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:10.360 off for the week of Thanksgiving. 349 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:12.320 Yeah, right, And I think that's probably true, because a 350 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:15.720 lot of artists will do a Thanksgiving Eve performance or 351 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:17.759 a Christmas Eve performance or whatever. 352 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:18.960 Uh. 353 00:15:19.039 --> 00:15:23.000 Caroline writes in my favorite conversation topic used to be 354 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.000 worst Date Wednesday, and this is my plea to bring 355 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:29.240 it back. I'm happily in a relationship now, but when 356 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:32.279 I think about my worst date, one moment stands out. 357 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:34.720 I was sitting on the Free House patio and the 358 00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:37.279 North Loop waiting for a first date when I got 359 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:41.200 a text from him that said Daddy's coming. Oh no, no, 360 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:43.960 Jenny and daily your thoughts. Jenny's had a bold power, 361 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.519 moved you stayed, Do you leave the patio? While I stayed? 362 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:48.919 And even when on a second date. On the second date, 363 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:53.240 he said, I unfollowed you on social media because I 364 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:56.679 was posting Instagram stories and not texting him back fast 365 00:15:56.759 --> 00:15:59.360 enough for his liking, and it made him feel insecure. 366 00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:02.559 Spoiler alert, we didn't work out love y'all, Caroline. So 367 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:06.360 in other words, he would text her yeah, she wouldn't 368 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:08.440 text back yea, but he could see that she was 369 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.919 posting on Instagram. Yeah, and it made him feel insecure. Yeah, 370 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:13.799 Daddy's coming, Jenny. 371 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:16.200 Okay, Daddy's coming would be funny to me if we 372 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:17.799 had already had conversations. 373 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:20.320 Yeah, somehow involved the use of that word. 374 00:16:20.639 --> 00:16:23.279 If it was absolutely out of nowhere, no hot a 375 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:25.600 hard pass, I'd be like, oh my god. I'd probably 376 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:27.360 tell the server like, hey, make sure you give this 377 00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:29.279 the check like right away, or keep coming up. 378 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.240 To us like hey, are you guys ready? You know 379 00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:33.840 what I mean? But no, that's that would be a 380 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:34.320 pass for me. 381 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:35.919 See I think that'd be funny. I would be like, 382 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:38.039 that's a good bit. This guy is hilarious. So I 383 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:40.679 would probably stick around for the first date. But the 384 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:43.399 second time when he's like, nah, you're not paying attention 385 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:45.960 to me, I'm over that. I had a boyfriend who 386 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.559 did that once, who was always mad at me for 387 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:50.639 not prioritizing him constantly and texting him all the time. 388 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:53.039 I'm like, you need to chill, dude, freaking chill. I 389 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:54.879 have a life. 390 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:57.799 I get that way a little bit, like in texting 391 00:16:57.799 --> 00:17:00.320 a friend if they don't text back, or like if 392 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:03.799 I text Chase sometimes he doesn't text back, and I'm like, bitch, 393 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:05.599 I know you've got your phone in your hand all 394 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:08.119 the time, text me back. 395 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:09.839 Well, maybe he doesn't have the capacity to text you 396 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:11.920 right in that moment. Maybe he's doing something that's. 397 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:14.119 Like one of the number one things for millennials, Like 398 00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:15.240 I just don't have the capacity. 399 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:15.640 I don't know. 400 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:17.680 I want to like come and do this or text 401 00:17:17.720 --> 00:17:19.519