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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots all right. This hour is brought

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<v Speaker 3>A little reminder for people all week this week, for

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<v Speaker 3>All week we have four packs of Welcome to Rockville

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so when each morning when you say we played,

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<v Speaker 2>voting opens, make sure you put a vote in until

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<v Speaker 3>And we'll remind you we want you to go to Rockville.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see you out there.

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<v Speaker 2>So the United Football League will be kicking off its

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<v Speaker 2>new season later this month on the twenty eighth. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like things will go ahead as planned now that

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<v Speaker 2>a well a bit of a labor issue seems to

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<v Speaker 2>have been somewhat resolved for now. Okay, all uh, all

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<v Speaker 2>of their quarterbacks were holding out. They had a little

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<v Speaker 2>mini camp. They all sat that out in protests of

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<v Speaker 2>a Measley pay increase. You don't make a whole lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money playing football in the UFL. No, but once

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<v Speaker 2>you don't make in money, you hopefully recoup an exposure

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe a you know, big pro team sees how

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<v Speaker 2>good you are and they scoop you up. Not always

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<v Speaker 2>the case.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is the one that was actually pretty successful.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't the one. This is the two that merged.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember last year that, yeah, they merged.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to verify because it's not that one

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<v Speaker 3>that was a flash in the bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that. No, no, no, this is that didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>pay their players. George again. So all the quarterbacks apparently

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<v Speaker 2>are going to report today when official training camps open

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<v Speaker 2>in the league, although they're just reporting on the word

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<v Speaker 2>that the legue wal negotiating good faith to address their

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<v Speaker 2>salary concerns. How much do you think quarterback in the

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<v Speaker 2>UFL makes for a minimum of ten weeks of work,

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<v Speaker 2>It's a minimum of ten weeks of work.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten weeks of work. That's a lot of practice in between.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go, I know it's nowhere compared to the pros.

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<v Speaker 3>What is about seventy thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Lower fifty five K for quarterback.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not bad for ten weeks of work, but you

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<v Speaker 3>are getting beat up in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of us right now, go fifty

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<v Speaker 2>five K for ten weeks work. Where do I sign up?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you do point out that, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>could come with a serious injury obviously, but career ending

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<v Speaker 2>injury possibly.

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<v Speaker 3>Could come with the exact opposite as you mentioned at

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<v Speaker 3>the beginning of the thing, which is, oh, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>New York Jets need a quarterback?

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<v Speaker 2>Calculated risk? How interesting would it be if they had

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<v Speaker 2>to start the season with no quarterbacks?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I actually got somebody who could do it. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure they'd throw a wide receiver in there or something

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<v Speaker 2>or running back, you know, just to get by. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so they they had sat out the little mini camp

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<v Speaker 2>in protest. But where it is they're all going to

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<v Speaker 2>report today when when their camp's open. Uh don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what the pay increase, if any, is going to be,

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<v Speaker 2>but good luck fellas. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like those good faith sayings. You know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. I like, I like when it's signed.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what it is. That's the you know, the Rock

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<v Speaker 2>owns part of that league, so they're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>negotiate with the Rock. Yeah, he's got rock money man.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a and he's a you know, athlete, he'll take

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<v Speaker 3>care of He's also a businessman owning this league. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>somebody said, didn't they on a contract to make what

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<v Speaker 3>they're making now all of a sudden it's a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>And no, no, no, they are protesting the negligible increase that

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<v Speaker 2>was given. They wanted more so they the league has

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<v Speaker 2>agreed we'll negotiating good faith. But yes, to answer your question,

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<v Speaker 2>they did sign up and agree for that. You're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 3>So at least we'll have something to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I gonna last year watching it. Scientists in the

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<v Speaker 2>UK have created a banana that stays fresh after opening.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really check this so you know that's one of

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<v Speaker 2>the pitfalls of if you're like bananas, Once you peel

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<v Speaker 2>the damn thing, you need to get to eating that,

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<v Speaker 2>or you know, once it's exposed air, it's things start

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<v Speaker 2>to go downhill relatively fast.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that when I come home and there's a

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<v Speaker 3>banana in the in the peel, still cut in half,

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on the counter, I'm like, so why do I

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<v Speaker 3>have to do something with it? I've started to just

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<v Speaker 3>throw it away. At that point, I've started a new

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<v Speaker 3>thing in my house, just started it recently. When there's

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<v Speaker 3>stuff laying around on the counters, I just walk by it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I've cleaned it too long. It makes me crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>which is my fault, because every sense it quit smoke

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, things bugged me a little more.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>But I watched a George Foreman sit on the County

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday crumbs all, you know, like a big chunk of

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<v Speaker 3>bread halfway on and I go not touching it. I

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<v Speaker 3>walked by and Patty gave me the heaves.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you ended up cleaning it up? Didn't Nope?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it still there now? No idea? Oh you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>look this morning out of curiosity.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even leave the dorm room in the morning,

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<v Speaker 3>just shower and walk right out in the garage.

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<v Speaker 2>So the British experts have altered the fruits genetics so

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<v Speaker 2>it remains firm, fresh and yellow for about twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>hours even after opening, even when sliced. No more slimy

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<v Speaker 2>brown bananas. And these are gonna start showing up here

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States and several other countries. The irony

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<v Speaker 2>is the country that came up with this innovation isn't

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<v Speaker 2>going to have access to him. He'll clear some additional

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<v Speaker 2>red tape that'll laught. Yeah, I have to deal with

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just get regular bananas that aren't, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>genetically messed with. I don't care if they last longer? Sure, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been in a lab that I don't Okay, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a banana guy, so but I know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of you are, so this may be good news

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>For others, it's just banana. Somebody said it two two five,

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<v Speaker 3>two six. I still miss the Predators. Wish they were

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<v Speaker 3>the old arena team that they were before with Jay Gruden.

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<v Speaker 3>Jay moved on to bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Pastures that that ship has kind of sailed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, and then this is interesting. Bye. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I have more on this banana breakthrough on our Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page if you want the full skinny on that. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all laid out there for you. I did make the

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<v Speaker 2>comment though, Okay, now you get this banana thing going here,

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<v Speaker 2>can we work on non bruceed apples now, non brused apples?

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be That's apples the banana past. I mean, true, true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I was thinking there.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said about the salary of the football players, fifty

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<v Speaker 3>five k is the starting salary of a teacher getting

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<v Speaker 3>out of school.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if it's that much starting salary

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<v Speaker 3>for them. But a teacher, well, the teachers deal with

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<v Speaker 3>hell too. Not tackle. Yeah, they do have to tackle

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes short or be tackled. Yeah, so it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>football player.

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<v Speaker 2>Any of you who have ever visited Six Flags in Jackson,

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey, I think that's great adventure there. You may

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<v Speaker 2>have in the past road on what was at one

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<v Speaker 2>time the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster, Kingda Kah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard of that. It's no more. They imploded at

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<v Speaker 2>some bitch Friday. The video footage of that. Now they

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<v Speaker 2>blew up a roller coaster. I've seen buildings blown up

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<v Speaker 2>same way. Four hundred and fifty six feet tall. They

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<v Speaker 2>detonated that thing, brought it all down and one fell

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<v Speaker 2>swoop to make room for a new roller coaster, which

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<v Speaker 2>I guess will be faster and even taller once it's done.

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<v Speaker 3>And not to mention safer if that one's being blown up,

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<v Speaker 3>it's been there for quite some time.

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<v Speaker 2>Milton, two thousand and five.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't care as built by some guy going baldy.

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<v Speaker 2>You gott it ain't bolts one shure. I'll just leave

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<v Speaker 2>it this. This is a an e roller coaster. Enthusiasts

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<v Speaker 2>know this as soon as some company puts up what's

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<v Speaker 2>touted is the world's tallest and or fastest roller coaster.

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<v Speaker 2>It holds that crown for about two seconds in roller

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<v Speaker 2>coaster time. Yeah, this is very similar to the uh

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<v Speaker 2>to the building envy they have.

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<v Speaker 3>You get the biggest one in Japan, and all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, uh whatever that Saudi Join has got hal

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<v Speaker 3>got nothing, And I have glass bridges leading to.

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<v Speaker 2>It that you can oh sorry, that was that Saudi Joint.

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