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Speaker 2: So the United Football League will be kicking off its
Speaker 2: new season later this month on the twenty eighth. It
Speaker 2: looks like things will go ahead as planned now that
Speaker 2: a well a bit of a labor issue seems to
Speaker 2: have been somewhat resolved for now. Okay, all uh, all
Speaker 2: of their quarterbacks were holding out. They had a little
Speaker 2: mini camp. They all sat that out in protests of
Speaker 2: a Measley pay increase. You don't make a whole lot
Speaker 2: of money playing football in the UFL. No, but once
Speaker 2: you don't make in money, you hopefully recoup an exposure
Speaker 2: and maybe a you know, big pro team sees how
Speaker 2: good you are and they scoop you up. Not always
Speaker 2: the case.
Speaker 3: But this is the one that was actually pretty successful.
Speaker 2: This isn't the one. This is the two that merged.
Speaker 2: Remember last year that, yeah, they merged.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to verify because it's not that one
Speaker 3: that was a flash in the bucket.
Speaker 2: Remember that. No, no, no, this is that didn't even
Speaker 2: pay their players. George again. So all the quarterbacks apparently
Speaker 2: are going to report today when official training camps open
Speaker 2: in the league, although they're just reporting on the word
Speaker 2: that the legue wal negotiating good faith to address their
Speaker 2: salary concerns. How much do you think quarterback in the
Speaker 2: UFL makes for a minimum of ten weeks of work,
Speaker 2: It's a minimum of ten weeks of work.
Speaker 3: Ten weeks of work. That's a lot of practice in between.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go, I know it's nowhere compared to the pros.
Speaker 3: What is about seventy thousand.
Speaker 2: Lower fifty five K for quarterback.
Speaker 3: It's not bad for ten weeks of work, but you
Speaker 3: are getting beat up in there.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of us right now, go fifty
Speaker 2: five K for ten weeks work. Where do I sign up?
Speaker 2: But yeah, you do point out that, you know, you
Speaker 2: could come with a serious injury obviously, but career ending
Speaker 2: injury possibly.
Speaker 3: Could come with the exact opposite as you mentioned at
Speaker 3: the beginning of the thing, which is, oh, you know what,
Speaker 3: New York Jets need a quarterback?
Speaker 2: Calculated risk? How interesting would it be if they had
Speaker 2: to start the season with no quarterbacks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually got somebody who could do it. Well.
Speaker 2: Sure they'd throw a wide receiver in there or something
Speaker 2: or running back, you know, just to get by. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so they they had sat out the little mini camp
Speaker 2: in protest. But where it is they're all going to
Speaker 2: report today when when their camp's open. Uh don't know
Speaker 2: what the pay increase, if any, is going to be,
Speaker 2: but good luck fellas. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't like those good faith sayings. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I like, I like when it's signed.
Speaker 2: Here's what it is. That's the you know, the Rock
Speaker 2: owns part of that league, so they're gonna have to
Speaker 2: negotiate with the Rock. Yeah, he's got rock money man.
Speaker 3: He's a and he's a you know, athlete, he'll take
Speaker 3: care of He's also a businessman owning this league. Here's
Speaker 3: somebody said, didn't they on a contract to make what
Speaker 3: they're making now all of a sudden it's a problem.
Speaker 2: And no, no, no, they are protesting the negligible increase that
Speaker 2: was given. They wanted more so they the league has
Speaker 2: agreed we'll negotiating good faith. But yes, to answer your question,
Speaker 2: they did sign up and agree for that. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 3: So at least we'll have something to watch.
Speaker 2: Well, I gonna last year watching it. Scientists in the
Speaker 2: UK have created a banana that stays fresh after opening.
Speaker 2: Oh really check this so you know that's one of
Speaker 2: the pitfalls of if you're like bananas, Once you peel
Speaker 2: the damn thing, you need to get to eating that,
Speaker 2: or you know, once it's exposed air, it's things start
Speaker 2: to go downhill relatively fast.
Speaker 3: I hate that when I come home and there's a
Speaker 3: banana in the in the peel, still cut in half,
Speaker 3: sitting on the counter, I'm like, so why do I
Speaker 3: have to do something with it? I've started to just
Speaker 3: throw it away. At that point, I've started a new
Speaker 3: thing in my house, just started it recently. When there's
Speaker 3: stuff laying around on the counters, I just walk by it.
Speaker 3: Now I've cleaned it too long. It makes me crazy,
Speaker 3: which is my fault, because every sense it quit smoke
Speaker 3: and you know, things bugged me a little more.
Speaker 2: It's my fault.
Speaker 3: But I watched a George Foreman sit on the County
Speaker 3: yesterday crumbs all, you know, like a big chunk of
Speaker 3: bread halfway on and I go not touching it. I
Speaker 3: walked by and Patty gave me the heaves.
Speaker 2: I was like, you ended up cleaning it up? Didn't Nope?
Speaker 2: Is it still there now? No idea? Oh you didn't
Speaker 2: look this morning out of curiosity.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I don't go out.
Speaker 3: I don't even leave the dorm room in the morning,
Speaker 3: just shower and walk right out in the garage.
Speaker 2: So the British experts have altered the fruits genetics so
Speaker 2: it remains firm, fresh and yellow for about twenty four
Speaker 2: hours even after opening, even when sliced. No more slimy
Speaker 2: brown bananas. And these are gonna start showing up here
Speaker 2: in the United States and several other countries. The irony
Speaker 2: is the country that came up with this innovation isn't
Speaker 2: going to have access to him. He'll clear some additional
Speaker 2: red tape that'll laught. Yeah, I have to deal with
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Can I just get regular bananas that aren't, you know,
Speaker 3: genetically messed with. I don't care if they last longer? Sure, well,
Speaker 3: I'm it's.
Speaker 2: Been in a lab that I don't Okay, I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm not a banana guy, so but I know a
Speaker 2: lot of you are, so this may be good news
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: For others, it's just banana. Somebody said it two two five,
Speaker 3: two six. I still miss the Predators. Wish they were
Speaker 3: the old arena team that they were before with Jay Gruden.
Speaker 3: Jay moved on to bigger.
Speaker 2: Pastures that that ship has kind of sailed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, and then this is interesting. Bye. By the way,
Speaker 2: I have more on this banana breakthrough on our Facebook
Speaker 2: page if you want the full skinny on that. It's
Speaker 2: all laid out there for you. I did make the
Speaker 2: comment though, Okay, now you get this banana thing going here,
Speaker 2: can we work on non bruceed apples now, non brused apples?
Speaker 2: That'd be That's apples the banana past. I mean, true, true.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was thinking there.
Speaker 3: Somebody said about the salary of the football players, fifty
Speaker 3: five k is the starting salary of a teacher getting
Speaker 3: out of school.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it's that much starting salary
Speaker 3: for them. But a teacher, well, the teachers deal with
Speaker 3: hell too. Not tackle. Yeah, they do have to tackle
Speaker 3: sometimes short or be tackled. Yeah, so it's like a
Speaker 3: football player.
Speaker 2: Any of you who have ever visited Six Flags in Jackson,
Speaker 2: New Jersey, I think that's great adventure there. You may
Speaker 2: have in the past road on what was at one
Speaker 2: time the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster, Kingda Kah.
Speaker 2: I've heard of that. It's no more. They imploded at
Speaker 2: some bitch Friday. The video footage of that. Now they
Speaker 2: blew up a roller coaster. I've seen buildings blown up
Speaker 2: same way. Four hundred and fifty six feet tall. They
Speaker 2: detonated that thing, brought it all down and one fell
Speaker 2: swoop to make room for a new roller coaster, which
Speaker 2: I guess will be faster and even taller once it's done.
Speaker 3: And not to mention safer if that one's being blown up,
Speaker 3: it's been there for quite some time.
Speaker 2: Milton, two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: Now I don't care as built by some guy going baldy.
Speaker 2: You gott it ain't bolts one shure. I'll just leave
Speaker 2: it this. This is a an e roller coaster. Enthusiasts
Speaker 2: know this as soon as some company puts up what's
Speaker 2: touted is the world's tallest and or fastest roller coaster.
Speaker 2: It holds that crown for about two seconds in roller
Speaker 2: coaster time. Yeah, this is very similar to the uh
Speaker 2: to the building envy they have.
Speaker 3: You get the biggest one in Japan, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, uh whatever that Saudi Join has got hal
Speaker 3: got nothing, And I have glass bridges leading to.
Speaker 2: It that you can oh sorry, that was that Saudi Joint.
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