Speaker 1: Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a a familiar.
Speaker 2: Friend, an old friend, an old scotch whiskey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. It's something that I
Speaker 1: learned a long time ago. The answer to your problems
Speaker 1: is not at the bottom of that.
Speaker 2: Bottom, right, but it might be to sip away. Hello,
Speaker 2: aall you hands some people? Hey, Hey about TVM dell.
Speaker 2: That's pat Hi below deck. What's going on? You a
Speaker 2: little skank? Ye? You a little sleuth, you little skank.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, call to action here. You want to show
Speaker 1: dyl and I that you support us and you love us,
Speaker 1: and you want us to stay around and not leave.
Speaker 2: Poor, and that you're not a filthy, gross poor or.
Speaker 1: A cheap o, which so Le quoted the show tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are doing Traders season one Australia at patreon dot com.
Speaker 1: Slash into the podcast.
Speaker 2: Now, can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, no no amendment.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you something? Please? How much fun did
Speaker 2: you have?
Speaker 1: I had a great time the first episode. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you've never watched the show, especially our our Ozzie.
Speaker 2: Friends, I cannot white to just talk like this for
Speaker 2: an entire season at no, no, no, it's not going
Speaker 2: to They love my Australian accent, and you do a.
Speaker 1: Pretty good one.
Speaker 2: Well, they say it's good.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: What are you doing having? What do you diet pepsi?
Speaker 2: Why do you have diet pepsi?
Speaker 1: What's the difference? It's all gonna kill you. It's that
Speaker 1: goddamn ass bertain.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I've been drinking it for thirty five years. Nothing's ever
Speaker 1: happened to me anyway.
Speaker 2: Please you get a pretty serious cough spells.
Speaker 1: It was like three years ago.
Speaker 2: You have a lot of ailments. Sometimes you eventually get
Speaker 2: over them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I move on like we should with this segment.
Speaker 1: Please sign up at patreon dot com, slash another podcast
Speaker 1: and start Trader Season one. I love it. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear Ruby and Dylan's thoughts on it. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'm to say. Season one is just regular people.
Speaker 1: They're just we have a grocery store clerk in there
Speaker 1: in the mix. Okay, we have a sparky and you
Speaker 1: you're Aussie's out there. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And when I hear them deliberate, they are so much
Speaker 1: smarter than those reality TV people. You realize how intelligent
Speaker 1: regular people are over people at reality.
Speaker 2: It's amazing to see the social experimentation unfold in a
Speaker 2: group of fucking normies, right, I mean, just the the
Speaker 2: king complexes, the queen complexes, the dumb clues, my favorite
Speaker 2: thing about traders, the dumb clues, just just looking into
Speaker 2: something that is not there. I mean, I just there's
Speaker 2: so many amazing things to go to patroon dot Complation
Speaker 2: another podcast network. Donate a little or a little bit
Speaker 2: more five stars, kind words. We love you guys very much.
Speaker 2: And I'm not in the Facebook because I was hacked
Speaker 2: by some foreign agent and evidently spewed hate speech. But
Speaker 2: I hear it's a great Facebook group. Join us there.
Speaker 1: Oh, the groups are all that exist on Facebook now.
Speaker 1: Everything in my feed other than the Facebook's true.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of anti Semitic memes and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't get those. I hear those are
Speaker 1: going around on there. I mostly just yet people I
Speaker 1: went to high school with posting pictures of unflattering photos
Speaker 1: of themselves where they're trying to humble brag, like just
Speaker 1: got my hair done today, not looking so bad? Oh no,
Speaker 1: you look.
Speaker 2: Awful Okay, so listen, we have below deck to get
Speaker 2: into right now, don't we, Patrick, Yes, we do, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: It's not about how they look. It's it's the cries
Speaker 2: for help from your old college friends in high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we call that a Facebook crime. You do
Speaker 1: something really stupid on Facebook. Usually it's because you're crying out.
Speaker 2: For a head, something along the lines of just writing
Speaker 2: I've had it, I'm tired, I can't anymore.
Speaker 1: And leave it there, Vegas, just post it and then
Speaker 1: just wait for the comments. Honey, are you okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, listen below Deck episode Stuck at the Dock. We
Speaker 2: have one of these every season. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: a sitcom's i don't know, like box episode or whatever
Speaker 2: you call.
Speaker 1: Oh, like the tropes of sitcoms. Sure like uh like, uh,
Speaker 1: what's that breaking? No, No, I was gonna say, what's that?
Speaker 1: They used to make it? It's like almost like a pie,
Speaker 1: but it's uh, it's the.
Speaker 2: You're talking about an oatmeal pie.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about souffle and
Speaker 1: then uh. A sitcom trope would be someone would be
Speaker 1: preparing a soufle and then someone would open the door
Speaker 1: and slam the door and it would pop the soufle
Speaker 1: deflate the super that's right, and they go, God, damn it,
Speaker 1: I almost pulled off a soup fle. It happened like
Speaker 1: eighty times in the eighties, did it really? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: was That was a common sitcom trope.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, a common sitcom trope or a common trop
Speaker 2: for Buldic is something goes wrong every season, whether it's
Speaker 2: beside and whether it's Neptune choose your God not letting
Speaker 2: them get off the boat, or an equipment failure, or
Speaker 2: sea rats slipping their cock into somebody. You know, they're
Speaker 2: these tropes all over the place, But this one we
Speaker 2: do not leave the doc. We have a man with
Speaker 2: a haired eye job that I'm very excited to get into.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about Ron's hair for a second.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to talk about Ron's hair later, but first,
Speaker 2: can we get into our pots and knots.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe I'll somehow stuff Ron's hair issues in my
Speaker 1: thoughts at knots. They are my thoughts of dots.
Speaker 2: When you say maybe, I think you mean certainly that's right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 1: Why would God do that to a person. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's hair dye at all. I think he just
Speaker 1: has black hair in the back, white hair in the
Speaker 1: front and looks totally weird. I'm gonna kill him. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him a Corella Deville for the rest of
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, I was thinking of a good name.
Speaker 2: The only thing that I could come up with. What's rogue?
Speaker 1: Rogue? Not bad, but that's just a stripe of white
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, he has an entire area in the
Speaker 1: front that is white and rogue superpower touching people to
Speaker 1: poison them.
Speaker 2: What a curse.
Speaker 1: She can't ever have sex? What a curse. Guys will
Speaker 1: risk it, though, they'll Hey, you know, we could try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if I do, I'm definitely gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: Well see what happens. Hey, fate's there to be tested, right,
Speaker 2: Not really with this, you'll die well listen, I love you. No,
Speaker 2: I think psyclops of and her have a challenging lust
Speaker 2: for one another. But anyways, this podcast is not about
Speaker 2: X men.
Speaker 1: No mythology, No, it is not or superpowers.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you I want to get your eyes checked
Speaker 2: because you think that's norble.
Speaker 1: Hey, I've seen it before. I've seen it before.
Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, come on, you whack it.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about run because I don't want
Speaker 1: to like run. But in the back of my mind,
Speaker 1: if they did, in fact pay sixty k full freight
Speaker 1: for this thing, then another twenty grand on top of
Speaker 1: that for three days essentially sleeping on a low grade hotel,
Speaker 1: whack up the money. They went on a boat excursion,
Speaker 1: they did a little scuba diving, they jumped off that
Speaker 1: boat in their wedding dress. What would those cost if
Speaker 1: you just did those as tourist activities? What would every
Speaker 1: meal cost if you just went to a nice restaurant
Speaker 1: and had you served at a restaurant. Does that add
Speaker 1: eighty grand for three days? I don't think something. That
Speaker 1: being said, I think they should have tipped. I think
Speaker 1: their tip was fine. Honestly, it ended up being like
Speaker 1: seventy five hundred a day, and it's completely fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm making a case here, but I hope that the
Speaker 1: audience doesn't despise me, especially people that work in the
Speaker 1: service industry. Half the boat's employees didn't have to lift
Speaker 1: a fucking finger for three.
Speaker 2: All we have to do is speak what is in
Speaker 2: our hearts. If that is that somebody looks like a
Speaker 2: wheelbarrow with peg legs. Then we have to say that,
Speaker 2: you know, that's what's on our heart. And somebody may
Speaker 2: listen to that and go ooh disgusting, and perhaps we
Speaker 2: should corrup those things. But we just have to be
Speaker 2: true to I gotta be me, You have to be
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna give it fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think it was a very good episode.
Speaker 2: Can you allow me afford me perhaps my pots and
Speaker 2: not forgive me? What does your fucking hat say? Dirt men,
Speaker 2: dirt don't lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of my favorite vineyards up and sold them.
Speaker 2: I'm about to say something gross. You know this Maccabee
Speaker 2: Dynasty show, everybody's wanting to watch some of the weird,
Speaker 2: just blockheaded, weird looking people. You know what I'm talking. Yes,
Speaker 2: they're their Their countenances make me uncomfortable if I look
Speaker 2: at it for two long, I'm just what are we doing?
Speaker 1: The lead guy was on ab show last year called
Speaker 1: Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? He was guy and
Speaker 1: another guy who was poor, and the ladies had to
Speaker 1: figure out who was the millionaire or not. One of
Speaker 1: them drove a helicopter hmm. I wonder where the millionaire is.
Speaker 2: The lead guy, like the son of the maccabeede. Honesty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: are they millionaires or are they just like no clue
Speaker 2: I thought In a recent episode, I saw a trailer
Speaker 2: where they're filing for bankruptcy. Yeah, they're there. They might
Speaker 2: as well be PK. You know, but with land, the
Speaker 2: only thing you can't make more of so is dirt.
Speaker 2: It's dirt, dirt, don't lie. I hated this episode. I
Speaker 2: don't like when we don't get off the dock. I
Speaker 2: need the waves, I need the ocean breeze. I need movement.
Speaker 1: You didn't like the deliberation of Ron and his buddy Doug, like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's not a reflection if we fucking dine and dash out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was fine with it, but I mean, uh Patrick,
Speaker 2: two different minds, two different opinions. I didn't like the
Speaker 2: episode zero pots. Fine, yep, take that, bitch. Take that,
Speaker 2: you bitch.
Speaker 1: Can I start us off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you can.
Speaker 1: Okay, this crew is tearing itself apart. Okay, we got
Speaker 1: Ole who's jealous and mad at Jess who is completely enjoying. Uh,
Speaker 1: sole a be miserable and then Simultaneously, we have Stilly
Speaker 1: aka Kyle uh now thinks that he can't trust Damo
Speaker 1: because uh, he can't tell him any of his secrets.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I want to point out to Stilly that it's
Speaker 1: worth menaging. You told every human being alive on this
Speaker 1: boat that you had sex with Helen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You told the urine on that bathroom floor that you
Speaker 1: banged that strange girl, Yeah, that you banged Hellent.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the urine was like, what was confused? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the the urine was like, I'm sorry, you're you're you're
Speaker 2: on top of me right now. You're not even acknowledging
Speaker 2: that I may have a sentience, and and and now
Speaker 2: you're trying to whisper rumors to me, which is kind
Speaker 2: of a soft acknowledgement. Rude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're inside another girl, right right right.
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you think that joke's hackey,
Speaker 1: jellyfish don't have brains and they are beautiful creatures in
Speaker 1: the ocean.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, my wife. Don't out my wife,
Speaker 2: but I mean she was watching last night and you know,
Speaker 2: our lovely Martini went with Kyle to the bathroom started
Speaker 2: having sex on the ground. And I was like, oh god,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? I was like, hey, she's a free spirit.
Speaker 2: She was like, ugh, I guess, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: love that free spirit. Yeah, she's she is a free spirit.
Speaker 2: Soaked in pissed right now. Listen, when you're young, you
Speaker 2: can do crazy things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all did.
Speaker 2: We did things we're not proud of, you know. All Right,
Speaker 2: So I don't know what these sea rats are confused about.
Speaker 2: Kyle is suspicious of Demo for speaking to Fraser, and
Speaker 2: now Kyle is saying that he needs to be leery
Speaker 2: or careful of his alliance. Uh, what are you on
Speaker 2: survivor what? What do you think? This is your fucking
Speaker 2: sea rats? How many times are the are the these
Speaker 2: these this species going to be confused that they are
Speaker 2: not capable of accessing loyalty.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that later.
Speaker 2: I mean, goodness, gracious, we have a lot of dietary
Speaker 2: restrictions this episode. Anthony has been doing a great job
Speaker 2: all season. Uh he is. I'll say that Anthony's been
Speaker 2: doing a great job all season. God. Remember we kick
Speaker 2: things off with that Christian fella, remember him? No, it
Speaker 2: was it was this season this season was speaking of Uh,
Speaker 2: the the armageddon that would come. Oh wow, you remember revelations?
Speaker 1: You know. I always have to empty my brain so
Speaker 1: that I can absorb.
Speaker 2: You have a bit of a drinking problem, Well that too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a pot problem. It does the same thing.
Speaker 2: That's why you know, uh, you know, see rats that
Speaker 2: we talked to and fans will be like, do you remember? No,
Speaker 2: we have addiction issues that wipe our memories.
Speaker 1: There's girls that I dated for like two years. I
Speaker 1: can't remember their names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's you know.
Speaker 1: I want to say something about these restrictions. I don't
Speaker 1: think a vegetarian has to have turtle soup or something
Speaker 1: like that. But you're on vacation, you know what I mean? Like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't leave the restrictions at home if it's not
Speaker 1: going to kill you, Like it's not some fucking onion
Speaker 1: that will make your face all puffy and your nose.
Speaker 2: Explode or onions are wont to do that, right, enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2: Why don't you keep vamping. I'm just gonna really quickly
Speaker 2: take care of something around the studio. Go go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, meanwhile, Hugo boss quote unquote her words,
Speaker 1: Jess saves her from an awkward conversation with Ole that
Speaker 1: she initiated. Jess is young, but I want to point
Speaker 1: something out about Jess, and I'm going to get a
Speaker 1: lot of shit for this. She engages in the behavior
Speaker 1: of the opposite sex, which we deem a fuck boy.
Speaker 1: I'm starting something new. It's a real trend. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call her a fuck girl. Hashtag fuck girl. It started here.
Speaker 1: There's still a room and still time to start new things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hashtag fucker Yeah. Yeah, people are starting to is more
Speaker 1: like Ole than she has barbs. If you really think
Speaker 1: about it. She doesn't care about people's feelings. She gets
Speaker 1: off on creating drama.
Speaker 2: She's a fuck girl.
Speaker 1: She's a fuck girl. Yeah, hashtag fuck girl. You know,
Speaker 1: I really got some some traction when I started one,
Speaker 1: the last one I did like eight years ago. No
Speaker 1: more single mothers on the Bachelor hashtag right, Yeah, that trended,
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? In what way?
Speaker 1: A lot of people were sharing it. That's what hashtags do.
Speaker 1: In what way they hashtag? They Actually I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: any of this year. I don't understand how hashtags work.
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't think you understand how trending works. I
Speaker 2: don't think you understand how virality works. Really anything on
Speaker 2: the Internet you're not too confident with. But I do
Speaker 2: thank you having Nack for branding, branding the mores of
Speaker 2: this world. I mean, here you are seeing a new
Speaker 2: creation of social more the fuck girl. I mean this
Speaker 2: is a fuck girl started people hashtag fuck girl, hashtag
Speaker 2: fuck girl, and Hugo says, listen, you know you can't
Speaker 2: go you can't going around fuck girling like this. He's like,
Speaker 2: you have to stop fuck girling like this. But Kyle
Speaker 2: and Seline, we'll get a little bit of a Meanwhile, here, Rainbow,
Speaker 2: I gotta say, Rainbow is really coming into her own.
Speaker 2: She's finding her flirtation with Damo. Not that that is
Speaker 2: her coming into her own, but there's a little bit
Speaker 2: more liveliness with Rainbow, whereas in the beginning of the
Speaker 2: season she was just kind of lamenting the fact that
Speaker 2: she had murdered her sisters and that she was stressed
Speaker 2: out at work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and those If you watch the trailer for next
Speaker 1: week's episode, she reflects back to that blood soak sand
Speaker 1: of that dead island that she lived on for a while,
Speaker 1: and she killed her sisters, and she threatens violence against.
Speaker 2: Ola yeah, I mean Rainbow. Next week will break down
Speaker 2: the textural change to stand when it's soaked in blood
Speaker 2: and how it kind of turns into a more I
Speaker 2: don't know, a pasty kind of sticky thing. You can
Speaker 2: mold it into shit, Yeah you can, you can. So
Speaker 2: Kyle and Slaine makeup. Kyle apologizes for saying that the
Speaker 2: girl he banged on a pists soaked and pupe soaked
Speaker 2: floor is better and bad than her, and she's like,
Speaker 2: it's okay, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: If he really wanted her feelings, he should have said
Speaker 1: it was better with Helen.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah again, I let that building on fire.
Speaker 2: Did you just kidding?
Speaker 1: Just kidding? Get it again at the end of this
Speaker 1: episode when he makes that very awkward toast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Kyle is the villain. Kyle is? Kyle is?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: We mocked Damo for saying that Kyle's reminded him of
Speaker 2: a friend who was spired and that's what sea rets do.
Speaker 2: They flee in the spiral, and they flee in the spiral,
Speaker 2: so we were like, what are you talking about? But
Speaker 2: I think Damo did recognize a pattern. Kyle is not
Speaker 2: doing well.
Speaker 1: I thought Damo was stepping way out of his zone
Speaker 1: by announcing that, and now I'm seeing what he saw.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, So Ron and the gang make it aboard. The
Speaker 2: hair is ade job, and if it's okay, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's possible for it to be real, not because
Speaker 2: of the patterning, but because of the contrast, and less
Speaker 2: of the contrast and more the hue of the black.
Speaker 2: Now the black in the back is black in the back.
Speaker 2: The black in the back is kind of a xenomorphic
Speaker 2: universal black, something that doesn't exist on planet Earth. It's
Speaker 2: a darkness that was manufactured in labs in Switzerland and Afar.
Speaker 2: It's one of the darkest heads of hair I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. And on a man that age
Speaker 2: with a little stripe in the front that silver, I
Speaker 2: have to think that he is melting down tires and
Speaker 2: putting it on top of his head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like black paint or tar. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: will say this. Howard Stern, who has one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty thousand listeners average, he showed Howard, we're pretty close
Speaker 1: to you a fucker, ye anyway, and he's getting a
Speaker 1: hundred million a year, but not anymore. He has continually
Speaker 1: said that he does not dye his hair, and I
Speaker 1: think he's saying that because he's not lying. He's wearing
Speaker 1: a wig that old fot you think, so, yes, you
Speaker 1: can't have jet black hair and be seventy five years old.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you do think it's a dye job for
Speaker 2: Ron or Howard?
Speaker 1: Ron, why would you leave that white in the front.
Speaker 2: The good news is that it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But I do want to say this though. When they
Speaker 1: arrive on the boat, we's kind of gloss over this.
Speaker 1: But you know, Kyle, he's losing his mind. But he's
Speaker 1: also like completely obsessed with the fact that he can't
Speaker 1: hang out with the charter guests. And so as a result,
Speaker 1: when the charter guest that Denise shows up, who's way
Speaker 1: too hot for Ron by the way, he he whispers
Speaker 1: in every single female's charter guess, yeah, I can't slip
Speaker 1: it in captain's orders.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it was it was confusing for everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but some of them took it pretty well. They
Speaker 2: were like, oh, oh, I see what you mean. That's okay,
Speaker 2: that's okay, Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I can't to Kyle, I would say it's okay to
Speaker 2: speak to the women and the charter guests. You just
Speaker 2: can't fuck them and uh, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Seem to understand the yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, people say, fine line. There are
Speaker 2: thick lines though, again back to social Mores, there are very,
Speaker 2: very very thick lines in this life, and that's one
Speaker 2: of them. There's a lot of room between talking and fucking,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Yeah, slipping it in. Hey, everyone,
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Speaker 2: don't want to know about the ins and outs, the ropes,
Speaker 2: the pulleys, the mechanisms and brain of the boat. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: Okay, this I can do with parking the boat, the
Speaker 1: boat leaving the dock, I could do with it.
Speaker 2: Well, So Captain Carrey says, there's something wrong with it,
Speaker 2: Brian and the ship, and if all I can't fucking
Speaker 2: uh auto and I something's wrong with it?
Speaker 1: Can I say something about these boats?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, you imagine the headache of owning one of
Speaker 2: these things.
Speaker 1: What's with all the issues this this thing's like six
Speaker 1: million dollars. Well it's not like it's a fucking used
Speaker 1: lawn moment, now I know. But that's the thing with
Speaker 1: this thing starting.
Speaker 2: That's the thing with all of it. It's like it's
Speaker 2: and and if you rewind, I just said the sentence.
Speaker 2: That's the thing with all of it, so super vague.
Speaker 2: But from my poor, poor vantage point, I'm just down
Speaker 2: here going, oh, I wish I could take out loans
Speaker 2: against my liquid as that's you know, like sure, sure,
Speaker 2: the more expensive the piece of machinery, the higher room
Speaker 2: for error.
Speaker 1: Think about race cars.
Speaker 2: Think about race cars, Think about ferraries, think about Aston Martin's,
Speaker 2: think about yachts. There are all these fucking things that
Speaker 2: can go wrong, and so were we to strike it
Speaker 2: rich one day we've we go to purchase a lottery
Speaker 2: ticket and the person in front of us scans his
Speaker 2: and goes, I want we knock him the fuck out
Speaker 2: and then chop them up like Robert, Well we don't.
Speaker 2: We just hide him somewhere and then we take his
Speaker 2: and then we get really really, I still wouldn't get
Speaker 2: a yacht.
Speaker 1: Here's my theory. Yeah, we too much technology being integrated
Speaker 1: too early, that it doesn't work yet, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Take it easy, Terminator, You'll fuck us in the ass
Speaker 2: in the future. Go back to wood.
Speaker 1: I want to shift that the Pilgrims came over here
Speaker 1: on right, I just want to fucking loader in the
Speaker 1: back of a fucking Pilgrim boat. I want to come
Speaker 1: over on the Mayflower. That's what I'll own, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: give us the pinta in the Santa Maria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So back to Barbara and Jess. They're making
Speaker 2: a fatal error because they're seeding too much heartbreak to Celent. Now,
Speaker 2: this is what you have to do. So Lena is
Speaker 2: the bully. Soelena is the puppeteer in the ring leader,
Speaker 2: in the sex addict. Okay, she is the one who
Speaker 2: is perhaps not out to hurt but but I think
Speaker 2: she cares ruffles, right, So she's the one of the wrong.
Speaker 2: If you rubber back too aggressively and let's say, finger
Speaker 2: bang each other directly underneath her bone, right, you see
Speaker 2: the emotional power back to her, and just keep it steady.
Speaker 2: That's all you have to do. Don't be super offensive
Speaker 2: towards her. Just move on. And the reason why they
Speaker 2: don't is because it's pointed from fuck Girl's right. The
Speaker 2: reason why they don't is because this is a tactic
Speaker 2: being used and deployed from fuck Girl.
Speaker 1: Why is Barbara being taken into this rouge?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the one time I ever.
Speaker 2: And it's ruse and you've said rouge for rouge.
Speaker 1: Okay, the one time I ever cut someone off. It
Speaker 1: was a girl that had cheated on me.
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about emotionally, not in traffic.
Speaker 1: Look, she had cheated on me with every single player
Speaker 1: of the football team, that's right. And when I found
Speaker 1: that out, I said I will never talk to you again.
Speaker 1: And I meant it.
Speaker 2: He meant it. And that woman turned out to be
Speaker 2: Jenny Lewis of Rylo Kylie and and other things. Ye,
Speaker 2: so listen to Starcross Lovers. Barbara is being used. Now.
Speaker 2: Carrie goes to tell the heads of department what no, no, no,
Speaker 2: But what what was the nickname you gave him? Corella Deville?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, boy, that's not hard to remember. It's right
Speaker 1: in front of your fuck Okay, he's a man.
Speaker 2: So can we call him Kuello Deville?
Speaker 1: Corrello Deville? Yeah, I like it, do you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So he goes to tell Coroelati.
Speaker 1: Well, first he tells the heads of department, we're fucked.
Speaker 2: We fucked the bright Ston wackon.
Speaker 1: He tells Corrello Deville, you're fucked.
Speaker 2: And he goes, you guys are now in the magical
Speaker 2: hands of my chef whose uncle took his Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, I want to say this, this is the first
Speaker 1: time ever we've heard a discount from the boat owners discussed,
Speaker 1: and it's discussed multiple times, and it's it's a conversation
Speaker 1: that needs to at least be had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or touched upon. But listen, First up, we
Speaker 2: have lunch and it's octopus with flowers strue and haphazardly
Speaker 2: across the plate. They do some kind of maneuver which
Speaker 2: and meanwhile, the one of the big issues that I
Speaker 2: have with this episode is, excuse me they did? Did
Speaker 2: you hear that? What? It was? A soft escape of
Speaker 2: cass Oh, I'm not proud of it, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Well, dyl this is where we're two different people. I
Speaker 1: don't judge people for natural things that come out of
Speaker 1: their body.
Speaker 2: Do you do you think people are disgusting for all
Speaker 2: of the things they do with their body externally or internally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I only talk about it on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't say it to their face. I say it
Speaker 1: behind their back, which is way more mature.
Speaker 2: I think so too. Keep grabbing that calf down, buddy. Okay.
Speaker 2: So the issue I had with this episode was that
Speaker 2: they just didn't give us enough of any one thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, lunches, that bowl, that bowl, dinner is pasta
Speaker 2: and a cake, and then we speed through the second day.
Speaker 2: It's just like we were just knocking dominoes over this episode.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree with that.
Speaker 2: So we do this maneuver again. Boat stuff. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what, how many pots did I give it zero?
Speaker 1: You gave it zero?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it zero, okay.
Speaker 1: Uh and then correll O Deville he looks especially bitchy
Speaker 1: upon hearing this, and then Fraser realizes they really need
Speaker 1: to up the service. And I would just spare Fraser this.
Speaker 1: All the expresso Martinis in the world are not going
Speaker 1: to create ocean.
Speaker 2: You know, m.
Speaker 1: They paid to be out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know there's.
Speaker 1: Another Expresso Martini.
Speaker 2: The ocean is one of the most difficult things to plaate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how about a Champagne sunset cruise.
Speaker 2: Would love it, would absolutely love it. But this maneuvering thing,
Speaker 2: we're we're stretching the ropes out right, that all the
Speaker 2: stuff of the exterior didn't make any sense to me
Speaker 2: oither and they didn't really explain what was going on.
Speaker 1: So that's why they should have done a from above, Yes,
Speaker 1: show us what was staky playing right right?
Speaker 2: Right, So we pulled the boat out. Carrie's like, he's
Speaker 2: fucking ripes right, you fucking kill somebody, right, But they
Speaker 2: didn't do that. They were just stretching and then they
Speaker 2: stretched enough so that they could get all the stuff out.
Speaker 2: Now they get all the stuff out, but then once
Speaker 2: the stuff is out, they're like, well, we can't put
Speaker 2: any of the things out. But it's not clearly conveyed
Speaker 2: why it was just a bunch of nuns and they
Speaker 2: take them on a sunset crew.
Speaker 1: I never would have I did not understand how they
Speaker 1: could have gotten them jet skiing in that area. There's
Speaker 1: a million boats, there's a lot of traffic. Made no
Speaker 1: sense to me.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. So Anthony is spiraling. He knows
Speaker 2: not what to do. There are two many dietary restrictions,
Speaker 2: but our boy Anthony will pull it out first.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, yeah, the walls are closing
Speaker 1: in and we've seen this before that that's when they
Speaker 1: start talking, and it's just a matter of time before
Speaker 1: the chefy starts to spiral into madness. And it didn't
Speaker 1: happen at this very moment, but of course it happens
Speaker 1: later in the episode. The seeds are planted. He's a nutbag.
Speaker 1: I have to stay on a personal level. I don't
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 2: Oh really, he's a sweet guy, you think, so too sweet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also a erratic and combative.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean listen, when you set precedence in life,
Speaker 2: the patterns follow, right, So what you doing that for?
Speaker 1: Well, I thought you're gonna say, the precedent of is
Speaker 1: his ex wife banging his uncle.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but that is a consequence of the
Speaker 2: president's set right. So when you're too nice and you're
Speaker 2: a bit of a dormat kind of a person, what
Speaker 2: do people do with dormats? They step on them, right,
Speaker 2: And and just like that pissed that doornet. That doormat
Speaker 2: has feelings too, and that doormat thinks, you know, hey,
Speaker 2: maybe one day I'd like to step on somebody else,
Speaker 2: you know, and then they get erratic neurotic. There are
Speaker 2: schisms psychlically.
Speaker 1: I think everybody was perfectly polite and professional with him
Speaker 1: this entire charter, and I think he was being, uh
Speaker 1: over dramatic.
Speaker 2: We'll see. But we get to Kyle and a little
Speaker 2: sea rat history. He tells his grandma that he almost
Speaker 2: got fired.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He calls his grammy and he to say that
Speaker 1: he underplayed the actual reality of what took place.
Speaker 2: You will have been proud, grandma, I thought, Uh.
Speaker 1: Gon, we get a little sea rat history from from
Speaker 1: Kyle here. Yeah, are you all sitting down? A Kyle
Speaker 1: was raised by a single mother. Okay, it could have
Speaker 1: been worse to him been raised by Chef Anthony's uncle. Hey, uncle,
Speaker 1: why is my girlfriend's i'd wear in your room?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Did you do your homework? Why
Speaker 2: are you asking me if I've done it? You've never
Speaker 2: asked me if I'm doing my homework. Feels like a
Speaker 2: diversion tactic. Let's get back to it. Why is my
Speaker 2: girlfriend's underwear in here? Oh? I fucked her? Go do
Speaker 2: your homework. See, yeah, I no bad guys, bad guys.
Speaker 2: Let's get to dinner. Captain Carrey is joining them. He
Speaker 2: has to do what he can to kind of bring
Speaker 2: the level of this vacation up, and that is going
Speaker 2: to be achieved by gracing them with his presence. They
Speaker 2: did request him. Now, first up as a black Truffle Carbonara,
Speaker 2: and I gotta say, Carrie's really knocked out of the
Speaker 2: park with these guys. They're like, it's your.
Speaker 1: Favorite boat and this one I like.
Speaker 2: Captain carry is the band. So next dish is a
Speaker 2: chocolate cake called Stoked for the Soaks.
Speaker 1: I think their last name is Stokes.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I want to say this because that that
Speaker 2: name didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Now, desserts in general, I don't think ever need to
Speaker 1: be I mean, it's it's a cake, okay, flour, eggs, butter,
Speaker 1: cook it in the oven, right.
Speaker 2: Not being very reductive about the art of baking. But
Speaker 2: am I extremely you bake a cake like does hee
Speaker 2: you try to bake a cake?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. I'm never buying a cake from
Speaker 1: Ralph's grocery store again. That's what I thought. I was
Speaker 1: getting a cookies and cream cake for Quentin's birthday party.
Speaker 1: You know he's fucking too he doesn't give a shit,
Speaker 1: But the family members cared. That thing was dry. You
Speaker 1: could tell it had no love in it.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. What you just reduced this
Speaker 2: process down, this ritualistic kind of practice down into is
Speaker 2: what you'd get from Ralph's, this brick of to do,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, just box his check. No presence
Speaker 2: with the dessert at all. And that's why you go
Speaker 2: to Susie Cakes. You'll get a moist bunt cake.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this about Susie Cakes, all right. Everything
Speaker 1: tastes good when you put three pounds of butter in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and that's there and everything bus everything
Speaker 2: tastes good when you pay eighty dollars for a fucking
Speaker 2: birthday cake. You go, oh yeah, this has to taste
Speaker 2: good otherwise I'll fucking kill myself. Because it's not just
Speaker 2: about me spending eighty dollars on a birthday cake. It's
Speaker 2: about the world we live in and how we I've
Speaker 2: all bought into the past. Susie Cake La is the
Speaker 2: dumbest place in the world. Everyone's just like, this pizza
Speaker 2: is nine to fifty, This slice of cheese pizza. Why
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 1: Waiting outside a coffee shop to get coffee for forty
Speaker 1: five minutes because the Internet told you it's cool.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. You don't need let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: You don't need a piece of pecan pie in an
Speaker 2: iced machio latte. Okay, you need to hug a tree,
Speaker 2: root yourself, ground yourself. I mean, what do we do here?
Speaker 2: Did you say pea CAMPI yeah, they're throwing all I
Speaker 2: told you, mach just having a moment right now. I
Speaker 2: don't know what we're doing here. I've told you so
Speaker 2: many times we need to go get land somewhere. But
Speaker 2: you don't want to move to the East Coast because
Speaker 2: it's too cold. You want to live in the fucking
Speaker 2: four corners of the United States, one of the most
Speaker 2: haunted grounds of this country. There's spent so much blood
Speaker 2: spilled there.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Dylan's moving a thousand oaks.
Speaker 2: Not yet. I'm still fighting. There's a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of people that love Ronald Reagan out there, and.
Speaker 1: I just I don't think, oh, Reagan museum.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could do that. All right,
Speaker 2: So we're taking out the trash, or are we? And
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to rate that dinner because it
Speaker 2: wasn't even at dinner. I don't blame you the exterior,
Speaker 2: thank you. The exterior just isn't doing anything. Okay. Now,
Speaker 2: I understand that Anthony was having a bit of an erratic,
Speaker 2: bit of a melodramatic episode, but this is one of
Speaker 2: these things where I do think that he was just ignored,
Speaker 2: and I do think that the crew.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Yeah, we had conflicting footage. We have him,
Speaker 1: we have him freaking the fuck out, and then you
Speaker 1: have h Hugo boss answered the walkie talkie, and then
Speaker 1: so let takes the trash out. What's the problem here? People?
Speaker 1: Wasn't done on the minute he wanted it done, It
Speaker 1: got done. And look there's people to make out with
Speaker 1: on this boat.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you know, that's a good point. I think
Speaker 2: from his perspective, like Selene's really working her ass off,
Speaker 2: she's been helping with dinner service. The exterior hasn't been
Speaker 2: doing much but smoking and I don't know dming, you know,
Speaker 2: sending the pussy flares out and stuff like that. But
Speaker 2: there are pussy flares to send and people to make
Speaker 2: out with.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, I'll get to your trash when I'm
Speaker 1: good and fucking ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so leave it alone. Next day, next and we
Speaker 2: should say kudos to Celene who once said the word autonomous.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even I couldn't say the French
Speaker 2: version of that, the Spanish version of that if I tried,
Speaker 2: you know. And she's also working really hard. She's starting
Speaker 2: to like really kind of click.
Speaker 1: Well, let's point it out. She's got a lot of
Speaker 1: time on her hands.
Speaker 2: Now, she's not making out with anybody. Next day, next day,
Speaker 2: we find out that they paid sixty grand.
Speaker 1: I think these people, especially Corrello Deville, what a fucking
Speaker 1: sucker all you had. I think his wife is probably
Speaker 1: a fan of Bravo. Denise is a looker. Okay. I
Speaker 1: don't know what she's doing with that weirdow, and I
Speaker 1: think she probably got in contact with some producer and
Speaker 1: they just threw a number out there. Yeah it's sixty grand.
Speaker 1: They didn't realize that you could go, we'll fly out
Speaker 1: there and we'll come up with the tip. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think they did pay sixty k. But I'm the point
Speaker 1: I'm making is I think most guests that we've seen
Speaker 1: on these boats did not pay sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's a cheap vait case kidding, it's
Speaker 2: ludicrously expensive.
Speaker 1: But you could have gotten if I talked to Corrello Develle,
Speaker 1: I would have said, dude, you can get this lockdown
Speaker 1: for like twenty two k Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Anthony is really getting quite the curt treatment
Speaker 2: from the Sea rats. He asks Rainbow how breakfast was
Speaker 2: and says that he needs details on what they were
Speaker 2: thinking about the the Holland days and whatnot, and she goes,
Speaker 2: I don't have time for this fucking bullshit and she
Speaker 2: walks out. He goesy, is that don't su what's okay?
Speaker 1: This was my favorite part of the episode, and it
Speaker 1: reminded me of a favorite scene from a movie called
Speaker 1: Dirty Work, in which this filthy bum asked for a
Speaker 1: couple bucks from Norm McDonald's and then starts going into
Speaker 1: how we ended up on the streets of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: And this is the scene.
Speaker 2: I think I finally realized just how low I'd sunk.
Speaker 2: Is that down she lives with her mom and I
Speaker 2: was standing on the sidelines and a cop came up
Speaker 2: and asked.
Speaker 1: Me to move along. That's when it hit me.
Speaker 2: Here's your two dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's your two dollars. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny. I was I was thinking
Speaker 2: about norm the other day and he did that. Him
Speaker 2: is Sully Sullenberger. He did some bizarre bit on Conan
Speaker 2: where he was he was doing a Sully movie too,
Speaker 2: after the Tom Hanks version had come out. But it
Speaker 2: was just about Sully before the the flight on the Hudson.
Speaker 2: It was just him flying planes. Yeah, and he's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you don't understand. It's not this is before he landed
Speaker 2: that plane on the Hudson. No, there's not a crazy
Speaker 2: but he was just a pilot. I miss him.
Speaker 1: I do too, And I love that downy character.
Speaker 2: That downy character is just just sitting in his home
Speaker 2: and Rhode Island kind of collecting a check. And I
Speaker 2: think reading I think he's a well I don't want
Speaker 2: to get into politics or anything, but I think he's
Speaker 2: a kind of a I think him and Dennis Miller
Speaker 2: have a lot in com.
Speaker 1: Oh do that? Yeah, okay, yeah, interesting. Came up with
Speaker 1: a lot of great bits on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: I forgot my Lucky's stabbing hat yeah, that was a
Speaker 2: great one. Okay, so sorry lunch chicken pat tie, chicken
Speaker 2: pet tie. No, I didn't see chicken patie.
Speaker 1: That's not what that was.
Speaker 2: You don't serve pet tie. And I hollowed out of pineapple.
Speaker 2: It's never done.
Speaker 1: I think he did though.
Speaker 2: It's not chicken toarry. It was a chicken pet tie,
Speaker 2: I think. So okay. There's a famous clip of Gordon
Speaker 2: Ramsey cooking pet tie for a Thai chef and the
Speaker 2: Thai chef tastes it after Gordon's gone through you know
Speaker 2: how Gordon does. He dances through a recipe.
Speaker 3: Off the heat, you know, beautiful blissed tomatoes, mushrooms, and
Speaker 3: he goes through this whole gauntlet of cooking his pet
Speaker 3: tie and he serves it to the Thai chef and
Speaker 3: the Thai chef looks at him and.
Speaker 2: He says, this is disgusting. It's not pet tie at all,
Speaker 2: and you've failed this. This is orange chicken, this is
Speaker 2: not even this is This looked like lacquered lumps of
Speaker 2: dead bird with no fish sauce, no line, no no, no,
Speaker 2: no bean spread. So it was it was something you
Speaker 2: would get at Panda Express. I cannot believe this was
Speaker 2: called pet tie. Yeah, oh my god, crazy. Thanks for hey,
Speaker 2: thanks for bringing that to my attention.
Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 2: All right, so we really whipped through the day. We
Speaker 2: get to the seventies dinner. We're gonna do Wellington beef, plantain, lobster.
Speaker 2: The episode, as I mentioned, didn't take time with anything.
Speaker 2: It was it was it's tough for.
Speaker 1: You to analyze.
Speaker 2: It was caught at a TikTok's pace, right, Damo says
Speaker 2: nice ass to Rainbow, and we wake for the third
Speaker 2: day of the charter. Now Kyle wakes with an awkward
Speaker 2: feeling in his stomach.
Speaker 1: He's bombed. He can't slip it in anymore.
Speaker 2: And again we talked about the thick line. You know
Speaker 2: that uh, you know that plot of land in between
Speaker 2: North and South Korea that's littered with land mines.
Speaker 1: I believe that's called the no zone, the nose demilitarized zone.
Speaker 2: So if we look at what if we if we
Speaker 2: put slipping it in and saying hi on either ends,
Speaker 2: there are so many little landmines you can what right,
Speaker 2: So grabbing a tit right wouldn't quite be slipping it in,
Speaker 2: but that you'll blow your leg off if you're at it.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying, and it's definitely forced. But Kyle,
Speaker 2: I'm very worried about him. I'm very worried about the
Speaker 2: young man. Now, this was filmed a year ago, so
Speaker 2: he could be.
Speaker 1: Man him after he did it. Oh did we really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I actually asked him in these are private conversations,
Speaker 1: I said, did you ever sleep with a charter guests?
Speaker 1: And he answered that question that day?
Speaker 2: He did answer, and then we went out for drinks.
Speaker 1: But I'll keep that to myself.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, yeah, I love a secret. I know you
Speaker 2: love a secret. You are not good at keeping them?
Speaker 1: I am right now.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I am right now?
Speaker 1: Did he sleep with hell and or not?
Speaker 2: I know it. Being good at keeping secrets is not
Speaker 2: a current status thing. It is a It is a principle.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was case by case basis.
Speaker 2: No, definitely not. I'm really good at keeping secrets. I
Speaker 2: will go to the fucking grave with shit. You know,
Speaker 2: I can you tell me anything you want? You tell me?
Speaker 2: You don't tell anybody. I won't tell anybody. Really, Nope.
Speaker 2: My wife constantly gives me shit, why won't you tell
Speaker 2: me it's not yours to know. It's not yours to know. Wow,
Speaker 2: and you tell your wife everything correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so, maybe some embarrassing stuff. What's like
Speaker 1: what I don't know, the things that happen during the day.
Speaker 2: You're gay? No, honey, this is really embarrassing. But uh,
Speaker 2: I'm a homosexual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sorry for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so let's move on to Kyle and Jess,
Speaker 2: who have a chat.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say this is when Rob and
Speaker 1: Doug have that pow wow and it the line comes up,
Speaker 1: no tip is a isn't a reflection?
Speaker 2: Yes? So sorry, I moved ahead about the circumstance. There's
Speaker 2: a moment that I'm really excited to get to where
Speaker 2: where Kyle tells Jess that he loves drinking. But before
Speaker 2: we before we get there, yes, Ron and dog Ron
Speaker 2: and Doug Cruello de Ville and Doug o Ron whichever
Speaker 2: they are, have this conversation and then he approaches Carrie
Speaker 2: and goes, listen, we we didn't got the boat, so
Speaker 2: what are we gonna do here? And carry goes, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you talking about? You still got
Speaker 2: to take care of the crew. If I was Cruello,
Speaker 2: I would have been like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: All right, So I want to say this about Corilla
Speaker 1: till there's something about you I don't like on a
Speaker 1: deep level. That being said, I think you were perfectly
Speaker 1: in your right and I actually respect you more for
Speaker 1: approaching the captain about this and having a polite conversation
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's my that's Patty's I think you don't.
Speaker 2: Like Cruello because Crollo has the vibe of, like you
Speaker 2: know when you watch poker on TV and people kind
Speaker 2: of chopping it up, and then there's that one guy
Speaker 2: in like Oakley sunglasses who's just not speaking to anybody. Right,
Speaker 2: I'm getting that kind of vibe from cruel Oh really
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, wow weirdo. No sorry, Corella is nice guy.
Speaker 2: Like we discussed Kyle.
Speaker 1: He's having an existential crisis here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he loves to fucking booze.
Speaker 1: Well you think they cut off his wang, Dude, they
Speaker 1: asked you to not have sex with a charter guests
Speaker 1: in front of their husbands anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So listen, we have sandwiches to get to.
Speaker 2: These sea rats have to eat now Anthony once again
Speaker 2: gets ship for not serving enough food, and Damo, upon
Speaker 2: receiving the sandwiches, goes ugh sea rats will chew through
Speaker 2: copper wire if things are bad enough. Okay, so I
Speaker 2: don't understand what the snooty two dy attitude about this.
Speaker 1: I'd also argue, Damo, you haven't had to lift a
Speaker 1: god him finger for three days. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: you could probably even walk off the boat during your
Speaker 1: break and go get a snack down the street.
Speaker 2: Damo, eat the sandwich.
Speaker 1: That being said, Cheffy is an erratic idiot, and he
Speaker 1: totally overblew this.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I would just say, you know, he
Speaker 2: eat the sandwich. See round. Okay, some meals are going
Speaker 2: to be better than others. All right, we get to
Speaker 2: the guest departing and we get to the tip meeting. Now,
Speaker 2: the tip meeting is a very very tense one, right
Speaker 2: because we don't know what we're going to get from
Speaker 2: Cruello in the gang. But also if one person says
Speaker 2: anything about lunch to Chef Anthony, he's gonna cry and
Speaker 2: scream and throw paper towels.
Speaker 1: I love that it was Barbara that asked, Hey, when's
Speaker 1: lunch that's I'm out of here. Hey, she didn't have
Speaker 1: sex with your ex wife, dude a lack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know right, and she could have, by the way,
Speaker 2: you know, I think Barbara is beautiful. And last night
Speaker 2: we were watching ble a Deck and I let it
Speaker 2: slip a little bit too much in front of the way.
Speaker 2: She goes, she's that hair is crazy. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that hair, and Cecy goes, Jesus, what
Speaker 2: do you mean that hair? What? I just think she
Speaker 2: has beautiful hair.
Speaker 1: You're lucky. I wasn't watching TV in that bed with you.
Speaker 1: I would go like, what's with the hair? She looks
Speaker 1: like Louis the fucking fourteenth? Does she haven't mirror?
Speaker 2: She has sexy? It looks ridiculously Okay, So Anthony once
Speaker 2: again flips out fru yeah. But he is eventually called
Speaker 2: back to the top and Jess is very sweet to him,
Speaker 2: and so it was frasier and they get up to
Speaker 2: find that their tip is only what.
Speaker 1: Nineteen k and uh I think Olesa La calls him
Speaker 1: cheap ups.
Speaker 2: I think Kyle's the only one in the right frame
Speaker 2: of mine here.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm glad to get anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But also like I understand him coming from
Speaker 2: an exterior place, Like the only thing they did was
Speaker 2: scooch the boat out so that they could open stuff
Speaker 2: up and then not put anything out. That's when they
Speaker 2: just slept the rest of the time. So Kyle's really happy,
Speaker 2: but I can understand why interior is a little pissed.
Speaker 2: But listen, we get a great lunch, chicken, tacos something.
Speaker 1: Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a familiar friend.
Speaker 2: An old friend, an old Scotch whiskey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. And it's something that
Speaker 1: I learned a long time ago. The answer to your
Speaker 1: problems is not at the bottom of that bottle, my friend.
Speaker 2: But it might be so sip away. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ah. That crew dinner and that speech, that.
Speaker 2: Was dude, that was it. There was a fear and
Speaker 2: loathing package of him swirling Johnny Walker Black around debating
Speaker 2: whether or not it was so weird. So so we
Speaker 2: have this this very like magically real. That's not the
Speaker 2: It was a trippy montage of him debating whether or
Speaker 2: not to drink. It was like a fever dream. And
Speaker 2: then we just snapped back to reality and Hugo Boss
Speaker 2: is sitting with him, and Damo's standing there with his
Speaker 2: cockout and they're all just drinking.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a night out, but he got you
Speaker 1: gotta an early start, let's say. Yeah, And much like
Speaker 1: a thermometer, like it gets it at red point when
Speaker 1: it gets hot. Always look at Kyle's nose. Sure it
Speaker 1: gets redder. The drunker he does. Yeah, he looks like
Speaker 1: fucking Rudolph.
Speaker 2: Well, Rudolph turns into quite the villain. I would say blitzen.
Speaker 2: He's more like blitzing because he decides that he is
Speaker 2: going to make a speech at this table, saying that again,
Speaker 2: I was on that plane.
Speaker 1: Which I want to Yeah, you were you though maybe
Speaker 1: I wasn't, but if I was, yeah, you guys didn't
Speaker 1: catch me rights even though you tried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he says, I think I got away with something.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to have gotten away with something. And then
Speaker 2: he pulled the he essentially pulls the the kind of
Speaker 2: the reverse Scooby Doo. Right, So so he goes, I
Speaker 2: did get away with something, and it would have been
Speaker 2: that what what of the what did the ghost robbers say?
Speaker 2: It's Scooby do I would have gotten away with it.
Speaker 1: I would have gotten away with it. It wasn't for you,
Speaker 1: pesky kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so he he got away with it, but
Speaker 2: pesky Fraser attempted to take him down.
Speaker 1: Kyle is.
Speaker 2: In Listen. We've seen drunks just go out and have
Speaker 2: a good time, right when and I went out emotionally
Speaker 2: kind of fractured place.
Speaker 1: I have an admission. We went out for drinks with
Speaker 1: him after we pot it with him last year. You
Speaker 1: left early to go do something. I went to another
Speaker 1: bar with him. I'm the one that got wasted and
Speaker 1: he was the normal one. I felt like a douchebag.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I'm sure you both
Speaker 2: tied a couple long.
Speaker 1: He maybe can hold his liquor better than I can. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did a couple of shots at tequila, and I
Speaker 1: was fucking out of my mind.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, if I do tequila shots, I mean, man,
Speaker 2: my butthole will fall out of my body. To get
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