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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a a familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend, an old friend, an old scotch whiskey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. It's something that I

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<v Speaker 1>learned a long time ago. The answer to your problems

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<v Speaker 1>is not at the bottom of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Bottom, right, but it might be to sip away. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>aall you hands some people? Hey, Hey about TVM dell.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pat Hi below deck. What's going on? You a

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<v Speaker 2>little skank? Ye? You a little sleuth, you little skank.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, call to action here. You want to show

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<v Speaker 1>dyl and I that you support us and you love us,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want us to stay around and not leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor, and that you're not a filthy, gross poor or.

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<v Speaker 1>A cheap o, which so Le quoted the show tonight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we are doing Traders season one Australia at patreon dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Slash into the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no no amendment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask you something? Please? How much fun did

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<v Speaker 2>you have?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time the first episode. Okay, if

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<v Speaker 1>you've never watched the show, especially our our Ozzie.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends, I cannot white to just talk like this for

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<v Speaker 2>an entire season at no, no, no, it's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to They love my Australian accent, and you do a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good one.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they say it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing having? What do you diet pepsi?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have diet pepsi?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference? It's all gonna kill you. It's that

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn ass bertain.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been drinking it for thirty five years. Nothing's ever

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Please you get a pretty serious cough spells.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like three years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a lot of ailments. Sometimes you eventually get

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<v Speaker 2>over them.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I move on like we should with this segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Please sign up at patreon dot com, slash another podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and start Trader Season one. I love it. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to hear Ruby and Dylan's thoughts on it. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm to say. Season one is just regular people.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just we have a grocery store clerk in there

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<v Speaker 1>in the mix. Okay, we have a sparky and you

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<v Speaker 1>you're Aussie's out there. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I hear them deliberate, they are so much

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<v Speaker 1>smarter than those reality TV people. You realize how intelligent

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<v Speaker 1>regular people are over people at reality.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing to see the social experimentation unfold in a

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<v Speaker 2>group of fucking normies, right, I mean, just the the

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<v Speaker 2>king complexes, the queen complexes, the dumb clues, my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>thing about traders, the dumb clues, just just looking into

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<v Speaker 2>something that is not there. I mean, I just there's

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<v Speaker 2>so many amazing things to go to patroon dot Complation

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<v Speaker 2>another podcast network. Donate a little or a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more five stars, kind words. We love you guys very much.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not in the Facebook because I was hacked

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<v Speaker 2>by some foreign agent and evidently spewed hate speech. But

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<v Speaker 2>I hear it's a great Facebook group. Join us there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the groups are all that exist on Facebook now.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything in my feed other than the Facebook's true.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of anti Semitic memes and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't get those. I hear those are

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<v Speaker 1>going around on there. I mostly just yet people I

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<v Speaker 1>went to high school with posting pictures of unflattering photos

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<v Speaker 1>of themselves where they're trying to humble brag, like just

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<v Speaker 1>got my hair done today, not looking so bad? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>you look.

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<v Speaker 2>Awful Okay, so listen, we have below deck to get

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<v Speaker 2>into right now, don't we, Patrick, Yes, we do, Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not about how they look. It's it's the cries

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<v Speaker 2>for help from your old college friends in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we call that a Facebook crime. You do

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<v Speaker 1>something really stupid on Facebook. Usually it's because you're crying out.

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<v Speaker 2>For a head, something along the lines of just writing

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<v Speaker 2>I've had it, I'm tired, I can't anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And leave it there, Vegas, just post it and then

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<v Speaker 1>just wait for the comments. Honey, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen below Deck episode Stuck at the Dock. We

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<v Speaker 2>have one of these every season. It's like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a sitcom's i don't know, like box episode or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, like the tropes of sitcoms. Sure like uh like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that breaking? No, No, I was gonna say, what's that?

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<v Speaker 1>They used to make it? It's like almost like a pie,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's uh, it's the.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about an oatmeal pie.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about souffle and

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<v Speaker 1>then uh. A sitcom trope would be someone would be

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<v Speaker 1>preparing a soufle and then someone would open the door

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<v Speaker 1>and slam the door and it would pop the soufle

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<v Speaker 1>deflate the super that's right, and they go, God, damn it,

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<v Speaker 1>I almost pulled off a soup fle. It happened like

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<v Speaker 1>eighty times in the eighties, did it really? Yeah? That

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<v Speaker 1>was That was a common sitcom trope.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, a common sitcom trope or a common trop

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<v Speaker 2>for Buldic is something goes wrong every season, whether it's

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<v Speaker 2>beside and whether it's Neptune choose your God not letting

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<v Speaker 2>them get off the boat, or an equipment failure, or

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<v Speaker 2>sea rats slipping their cock into somebody. You know, they're

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<v Speaker 2>these tropes all over the place, But this one we

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<v Speaker 2>do not leave the doc. We have a man with

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<v Speaker 2>a haired eye job that I'm very excited to get into.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we talk about Ron's hair for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to talk about Ron's hair later, but first,

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<v Speaker 2>can we get into our pots and knots.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe I'll somehow stuff Ron's hair issues in my

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts at knots. They are my thoughts of dots.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say maybe, I think you mean certainly that's right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would God do that to a person. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's hair dye at all. I think he just

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<v Speaker 1>has black hair in the back, white hair in the

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<v Speaker 1>front and looks totally weird. I'm gonna kill him. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call him a Corella Deville for the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, I was thinking of a good name.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing that I could come up with. What's rogue?

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<v Speaker 1>Rogue? Not bad, but that's just a stripe of white

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Yeah, he has an entire area in the

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<v Speaker 1>front that is white and rogue superpower touching people to

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<v Speaker 1>poison them.

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<v Speaker 2>What a curse.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't ever have sex? What a curse. Guys will

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<v Speaker 1>risk it, though, they'll Hey, you know, we could try. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I do, I'm definitely gonna kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well see what happens. Hey, fate's there to be tested, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Not really with this, you'll die well listen, I love you. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think psyclops of and her have a challenging lust

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<v Speaker 2>for one another. But anyways, this podcast is not about

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<v Speaker 2>X men.

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<v Speaker 1>No mythology, No, it is not or superpowers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you I want to get your eyes checked

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<v Speaker 2>because you think that's norble.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I've seen it before. I've seen it before.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Okay, come on, you whack it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about run because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to like run. But in the back of my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>if they did, in fact pay sixty k full freight

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<v Speaker 1>for this thing, then another twenty grand on top of

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<v Speaker 1>that for three days essentially sleeping on a low grade hotel,

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<v Speaker 1>whack up the money. They went on a boat excursion,

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<v Speaker 1>they did a little scuba diving, they jumped off that

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<v Speaker 1>boat in their wedding dress. What would those cost if

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<v Speaker 1>you just did those as tourist activities? What would every

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<v Speaker 1>meal cost if you just went to a nice restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>and had you served at a restaurant. Does that add

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<v Speaker 1>eighty grand for three days? I don't think something. That

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<v Speaker 1>being said, I think they should have tipped. I think

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<v Speaker 1>their tip was fine. Honestly, it ended up being like

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five hundred a day, and it's completely fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm making a case here, but I hope that the

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<v Speaker 1>audience doesn't despise me, especially people that work in the

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<v Speaker 1>service industry. Half the boat's employees didn't have to lift

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking finger for three.

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<v Speaker 2>All we have to do is speak what is in

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<v Speaker 2>our hearts. If that is that somebody looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>wheelbarrow with peg legs. Then we have to say that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's what's on our heart. And somebody may

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<v Speaker 2>listen to that and go ooh disgusting, and perhaps we

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<v Speaker 2>should corrup those things. But we just have to be

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<v Speaker 2>true to I gotta be me, You have to be

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna give it fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't think it was a very good episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you allow me afford me perhaps my pots and

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<v Speaker 2>not forgive me? What does your fucking hat say? Dirt men,

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<v Speaker 2>dirt don't lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's one of my favorite vineyards up and sold them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to say something gross. You know this Maccabee

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<v Speaker 2>Dynasty show, everybody's wanting to watch some of the weird,

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<v Speaker 2>just blockheaded, weird looking people. You know what I'm talking. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they're their Their countenances make me uncomfortable if I look

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<v Speaker 2>at it for two long, I'm just what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>The lead guy was on ab show last year called

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<v Speaker 1>Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? He was guy and

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<v Speaker 1>another guy who was poor, and the ladies had to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out who was the millionaire or not. One of

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<v Speaker 1>them drove a helicopter hmm. I wonder where the millionaire is.

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<v Speaker 2>The lead guy, like the son of the maccabeede. Honesty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>are they millionaires or are they just like no clue

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<v Speaker 2>I thought In a recent episode, I saw a trailer

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<v Speaker 2>where they're filing for bankruptcy. Yeah, they're there. They might

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<v Speaker 2>as well be PK. You know, but with land, the

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<v Speaker 2>only thing you can't make more of so is dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dirt, dirt, don't lie. I hated this episode. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like when we don't get off the dock. I

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<v Speaker 2>need the waves, I need the ocean breeze. I need movement.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't like the deliberation of Ron and his buddy Doug, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a reflection if we fucking dine and dash out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was fine with it, but I mean, uh Patrick,

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<v Speaker 2>two different minds, two different opinions. I didn't like the

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<v Speaker 2>episode zero pots. Fine, yep, take that, bitch. Take that,

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<v Speaker 2>you bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I start us off?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this crew is tearing itself apart. Okay, we got

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<v Speaker 1>Ole who's jealous and mad at Jess who is completely enjoying. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>sole a be miserable and then Simultaneously, we have Stilly

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<v Speaker 1>aka Kyle uh now thinks that he can't trust Damo

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<v Speaker 1>because uh, he can't tell him any of his secrets.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to point out to Stilly that it's

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<v Speaker 1>worth menaging. You told every human being alive on this

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<v Speaker 1>You told the urine on that bathroom floor that you

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<v Speaker 1>banged that strange girl, Yeah, that you banged Hellent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And the urine was like, what was confused? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the the urine was like, I'm sorry, you're you're you're

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<v Speaker 2>that I may have a sentience, and and and now

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<v Speaker 2>of a soft acknowledgement. Rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like you're inside another girl, right right right.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, if you think that joke's hackey,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, my wife. Don't out my wife,

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean she was watching last night and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>our lovely Martini went with Kyle to the bathroom started

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<v Speaker 2>having sex on the ground. And I was like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck? I was like, hey, she's a free spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, ugh, I guess, Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>Soaked in pissed right now. Listen, when you're young, you

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we all did.

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<v Speaker 2>We did things we're not proud of, you know. All Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know what these sea rats are confused about.

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<v Speaker 2>now Kyle is saying that he needs to be leery

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<v Speaker 2>or careful of his alliance. Uh, what are you on

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<v Speaker 2>survivor what? What do you think? This is your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>sea rats? How many times are the are the these

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<v Speaker 2>these this species going to be confused that they are

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<v Speaker 2>not capable of accessing loyalty.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to that later.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, goodness, gracious, we have a lot of dietary

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<v Speaker 2>restrictions this episode. Anthony has been doing a great job

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<v Speaker 2>all season. Uh he is. I'll say that Anthony's been

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<v Speaker 2>doing a great job all season. God. Remember we kick

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<v Speaker 2>things off with that Christian fella, remember him? No, it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was this season this season was speaking of Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the the armageddon that would come. Oh wow, you remember revelations?

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I always have to empty my brain so

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<v Speaker 1>that I can absorb.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a bit of a drinking problem, Well that too, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a pot problem. It does the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you know, uh, you know, see rats that

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<v Speaker 2>we talked to and fans will be like, do you remember? No,

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<v Speaker 2>we have addiction issues that wipe our memories.

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<v Speaker 1>There's girls that I dated for like two years. I

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say something about these restrictions. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think a vegetarian has to have turtle soup or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. But you're on vacation, you know what I mean? Like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't leave the restrictions at home if it's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to kill you, Like it's not some fucking onion

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<v Speaker 1>that will make your face all puffy and your nose.

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<v Speaker 2>Explode or onions are wont to do that, right, enjoy yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you keep vamping. I'm just gonna really quickly

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<v Speaker 2>take care of something around the studio. Go go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, meanwhile, Hugo boss quote unquote her words,

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<v Speaker 1>Jess saves her from an awkward conversation with Ole that

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<v Speaker 1>she initiated. Jess is young, but I want to point

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<v Speaker 1>something out about Jess, and I'm going to get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of shit for this. She engages in the behavior

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<v Speaker 1>of the opposite sex, which we deem a fuck boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting something new. It's a real trend. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call her a fuck girl. Hashtag fuck girl. It started here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's still a room and still time to start new things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hashtag fucker Yeah. Yeah, people are starting to is more

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<v Speaker 1>like Ole than she has barbs. If you really think

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<v Speaker 1>about it. She doesn't care about people's feelings. She gets

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<v Speaker 1>off on creating drama.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a fuck girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a fuck girl. Yeah, hashtag fuck girl. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I really got some some traction when I started one,

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<v Speaker 1>the last one I did like eight years ago. No

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<v Speaker 1>more single mothers on the Bachelor hashtag right, Yeah, that trended,

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<v Speaker 1>you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? In what way?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people were sharing it. That's what hashtags do.

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<v Speaker 1>In what way they hashtag? They Actually I'm gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>any of this year. I don't understand how hashtags work.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I don't think you understand how trending works. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you understand how virality works. Really anything on

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet you're not too confident with. But I do

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<v Speaker 2>thank you having Nack for branding, branding the mores of

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<v Speaker 2>this world. I mean, here you are seeing a new

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<v Speaker 2>creation of social more the fuck girl. I mean this

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<v Speaker 2>is a fuck girl started people hashtag fuck girl, hashtag

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<v Speaker 2>fuck girl, and Hugo says, listen, you know you can't

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<v Speaker 2>go you can't going around fuck girling like this. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to stop fuck girling like this. But Kyle

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<v Speaker 2>and Seline, we'll get a little bit of a Meanwhile, here, Rainbow,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, Rainbow is really coming into her own.

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<v Speaker 2>She's finding her flirtation with Damo. Not that that is

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<v Speaker 2>her coming into her own, but there's a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more liveliness with Rainbow, whereas in the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 2>season she was just kind of lamenting the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>she had murdered her sisters and that she was stressed

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<v Speaker 2>out at work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and those If you watch the trailer for next

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<v Speaker 1>week's episode, she reflects back to that blood soak sand

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<v Speaker 1>of that dead island that she lived on for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>and she killed her sisters, and she threatens violence against.

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<v Speaker 2>Ola yeah, I mean Rainbow. Next week will break down

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<v Speaker 2>the textural change to stand when it's soaked in blood

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<v Speaker 2>and how it kind of turns into a more I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, a pasty kind of sticky thing. You can

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<v Speaker 2>mold it into shit, Yeah you can, you can. So

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<v Speaker 2>Kyle and Slaine makeup. Kyle apologizes for saying that the

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<v Speaker 2>girl he banged on a pists soaked and pupe soaked

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<v Speaker 2>floor is better and bad than her, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay, yeah, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>If he really wanted her feelings, he should have said

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<v Speaker 1>it was better with Helen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Yeah again, I let that building on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you just kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Just kidding? Get it again at the end of this

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<v Speaker 1>episode when he makes that very awkward toast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Kyle is the villain. Kyle is? Kyle is?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>We mocked Damo for saying that Kyle's reminded him of

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<v Speaker 2>a friend who was spired and that's what sea rets do.

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<v Speaker 2>They flee in the spiral, and they flee in the spiral,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were like, what are you talking about? But

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<v Speaker 2>I think Damo did recognize a pattern. Kyle is not

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<v Speaker 2>doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Damo was stepping way out of his zone

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<v Speaker 1>by announcing that, and now I'm seeing what he saw.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, So Ron and the gang make it aboard. The

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<v Speaker 2>hair is ade job, and if it's okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's possible for it to be real, not because

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<v Speaker 2>of the patterning, but because of the contrast, and less

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<v Speaker 2>of the contrast and more the hue of the black.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the black in the back is black in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>The black in the back is kind of a xenomorphic

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<v Speaker 2>universal black, something that doesn't exist on planet Earth. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a darkness that was manufactured in labs in Switzerland and Afar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the darkest heads of hair I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen in my life. And on a man that age

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<v Speaker 2>with a little stripe in the front that silver, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to think that he is melting down tires and

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<v Speaker 2>putting it on top of his head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks like black paint or tar. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say this. Howard Stern, who has one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand listeners average, he showed Howard, we're pretty close

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<v Speaker 1>to you a fucker, ye anyway, and he's getting a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred million a year, but not anymore. He has continually

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<v Speaker 1>said that he does not dye his hair, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's saying that because he's not lying. He's wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a wig that old fot you think, so, yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't have jet black hair and be seventy five years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you do think it's a dye job for

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<v Speaker 2>Ron or Howard?

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<v Speaker 1>Ron, why would you leave that white in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>The good news is that it really doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do want to say this though. When they

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<v Speaker 1>arrive on the boat, we's kind of gloss over this.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, Kyle, he's losing his mind. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>also like completely obsessed with the fact that he can't

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with the charter guests. And so as a result,

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<v Speaker 1>when the charter guest that Denise shows up, who's way

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<v Speaker 1>too hot for Ron by the way, he he whispers

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<v Speaker 1>in every single female's charter guess, yeah, I can't slip

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<v Speaker 1>it in captain's orders.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was it was confusing for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but some of them took it pretty well. They

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, oh, I see what you mean. That's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's okay, Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't to Kyle, I would say it's okay to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to the women and the charter guests. You just

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<v Speaker 2>can't fuck them and uh, he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Seem to understand the yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know, people say, fine line. There are

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<v Speaker 2>thick lines though, again back to social Mores, there are very,

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<v Speaker 2>very very thick lines in this life, and that's one

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<v Speaker 2>of them. There's a lot of room between talking and fucking,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Yeah, slipping it in. Hey, everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>Rule of Rules. Hey, del, I think we have another

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425
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426
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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

427
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<v Speaker 1>You do, but you know, sometimes I just like to

428
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<v Speaker 1>mellow out. And the way I do it is I

429
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<v Speaker 1>take a little gummy out of that loomy labs jar

430
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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes it's a sour caramel apple cush or sometimes

431
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<v Speaker 1>it's a peanut colada gummy.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Well, whatever you want flavor wise, feel wise, consistent, mellow,

433
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434
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435
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437
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<v Speaker 2>that's right for you. Okay, the other night, I was

438
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<v Speaker 2>so exhausted, but I couldn't go to bed. I was

439
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<v Speaker 2>just what my mind was, What.

440
00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you do?

441
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<v Speaker 2>Popped a little loomy?

442
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<v Speaker 1>Of course you did.

443
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<v Speaker 2>You know what happened. I immediately felt the relaxation, the

444
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<v Speaker 2>squizze come over my bones, and I really really shut down.

445
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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

446
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, imagine being covered inside by a relaxing Loomy gummy.

447
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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, man, I took a strawberry gummy, strawberry

448
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<v Speaker 1>cookie flavor gummy, and I slept like a baby. I

449
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<v Speaker 1>haven't slept that good in like, I don't know, fifty two.

450
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<v Speaker 2>Years fifty two, I wasn't even born then. Probably. Yeah,

451
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<v Speaker 2>Loomy gummies are available in nation. Why I go to

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<v Speaker 2>loomygummies dot com. That's Loomy lumigummies dot com. And use

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455
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<v Speaker 2>code bad TV. All right, so Barbara and Sulin have

456
00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:10.279
<v Speaker 2>a chat, Babs and Jess. I gotta say they're making

457
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<v Speaker 2>fatal errors. Well, I should bat hosting. One of the

458
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<v Speaker 2>reasons why I didn't like this episode is because I

459
00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:21.920
<v Speaker 2>don't like dealing with boat shit the boat. The boat,

460
00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:24.559
<v Speaker 2>to me is a narrative vessel. It's a literary device.

461
00:23:24.640 --> 00:23:28.720
<v Speaker 2>It takes us through the sequences of the episode. I

462
00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:32.079
<v Speaker 2>don't want to know about the ins and outs, the ropes,

463
00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:35.039
<v Speaker 2>the pulleys, the mechanisms and brain of the boat. I

464
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<v Speaker 2>don't care.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this I can do with parking the boat, the

466
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<v Speaker 1>boat leaving the dock, I could do with it.

467
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<v Speaker 2>Well, So Captain Carrey says, there's something wrong with it,

468
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<v Speaker 2>Brian and the ship, and if all I can't fucking

469
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<v Speaker 2>uh auto and I something's wrong with it?

470
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<v Speaker 1>Can I say something about these boats?

471
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, you imagine the headache of owning one of

472
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<v Speaker 2>these things.

473
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<v Speaker 1>What's with all the issues this this thing's like six

474
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<v Speaker 1>million dollars. Well it's not like it's a fucking used

475
00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:04.160
<v Speaker 1>lawn moment, now I know. But that's the thing with

476
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<v Speaker 1>this thing starting.

477
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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing with all of it. It's like it's

478
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<v Speaker 2>and and if you rewind, I just said the sentence.

479
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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing with all of it, so super vague.

480
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<v Speaker 2>But from my poor, poor vantage point, I'm just down

481
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<v Speaker 2>here going, oh, I wish I could take out loans

482
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<v Speaker 2>against my liquid as that's you know, like sure, sure,

483
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<v Speaker 2>the more expensive the piece of machinery, the higher room

484
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<v Speaker 2>for error.

485
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<v Speaker 1>Think about race cars.

486
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<v Speaker 2>Think about race cars, Think about ferraries, think about Aston Martin's,

487
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<v Speaker 2>think about yachts. There are all these fucking things that

488
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<v Speaker 2>can go wrong, and so were we to strike it

489
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<v Speaker 2>rich one day we've we go to purchase a lottery

490
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<v Speaker 2>ticket and the person in front of us scans his

491
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<v Speaker 2>and goes, I want we knock him the fuck out

492
00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:58.680
<v Speaker 2>and then chop them up like Robert, Well we don't.

493
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<v Speaker 2>We just hide him somewhere and then we take his

494
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<v Speaker 2>and then we get really really, I still wouldn't get

495
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<v Speaker 2>a yacht.

496
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<v Speaker 1>Here's my theory. Yeah, we too much technology being integrated

497
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<v Speaker 1>too early, that it doesn't work yet, you know what

498
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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying.

499
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<v Speaker 2>Take it easy, Terminator, You'll fuck us in the ass

500
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<v Speaker 2>in the future. Go back to wood.

501
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<v Speaker 1>I want to shift that the Pilgrims came over here

502
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<v Speaker 1>on right, I just want to fucking loader in the

503
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<v Speaker 1>back of a fucking Pilgrim boat. I want to come

504
00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:27.000
<v Speaker 1>over on the Mayflower. That's what I'll own, you know. Yeah,

505
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<v Speaker 1>give us the pinta in the Santa Maria.

506
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, So back to Barbara and Jess. They're making

507
00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:40.799
<v Speaker 2>a fatal error because they're seeding too much heartbreak to Celent. Now,

508
00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:43.079
<v Speaker 2>this is what you have to do. So Lena is

509
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<v Speaker 2>the bully. Soelena is the puppeteer in the ring leader,

510
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:47.839
<v Speaker 2>in the sex addict. Okay, she is the one who

511
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<v Speaker 2>is perhaps not out to hurt but but I think

512
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<v Speaker 2>she cares ruffles, right, So she's the one of the wrong.

513
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<v Speaker 2>If you rubber back too aggressively and let's say, finger

514
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<v Speaker 2>bang each other directly underneath her bone, right, you see

515
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the emotional power back to her, and just keep it steady.

516
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<v Speaker 2>That's all you have to do. Don't be super offensive

517
00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:22.079
<v Speaker 2>towards her. Just move on. And the reason why they

518
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<v Speaker 2>don't is because it's pointed from fuck Girl's right. The

519
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<v Speaker 2>reason why they don't is because this is a tactic

520
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:32.599
<v Speaker 2>being used and deployed from fuck Girl.

521
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<v Speaker 1>Why is Barbara being taken into this rouge?

522
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

523
00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know the one time I ever.

524
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<v Speaker 2>And it's ruse and you've said rouge for rouge.

525
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the one time I ever cut someone off. It

526
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<v Speaker 1>was a girl that had cheated on me.

527
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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're talking about emotionally, not in traffic.

528
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Look, she had cheated on me with every single player

529
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<v Speaker 1>of the football team, that's right. And when I found

530
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<v Speaker 1>that out, I said I will never talk to you again.

531
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<v Speaker 1>And I meant it.

532
00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>He meant it. And that woman turned out to be

533
00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:18.119
<v Speaker 2>Jenny Lewis of Rylo Kylie and and other things. Ye,

534
00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:25.039
<v Speaker 2>so listen to Starcross Lovers. Barbara is being used. Now.

535
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<v Speaker 2>Carrie goes to tell the heads of department what no, no, no,

536
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<v Speaker 2>But what what was the nickname you gave him? Corella Deville?

537
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, boy, that's not hard to remember. It's right

538
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:37.680
<v Speaker 1>in front of your fuck Okay, he's a man.

539
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:39.759
<v Speaker 2>So can we call him Kuello Deville?

540
00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Corrello Deville? Yeah, I like it, do you.

541
00:27:42.759 --> 00:27:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, So he goes to tell Coroelati.

542
00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:47.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, first he tells the heads of department, we're fucked.

543
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:48.960
<v Speaker 2>We fucked the bright Ston wackon.

544
00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:53.119
<v Speaker 1>He tells Corrello Deville, you're fucked.

545
00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:55.000
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, you guys are now in the magical

546
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<v Speaker 2>hands of my chef whose uncle took his Yeah.

547
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<v Speaker 1>Now, I want to say this, this is the first

548
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>time ever we've heard a discount from the boat owners discussed,

549
00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:09.599
<v Speaker 1>and it's discussed multiple times, and it's it's a conversation

550
00:28:09.720 --> 00:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>that needs to at least be had.

551
00:28:12.559 --> 00:28:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, or touched upon. But listen, First up, we

552
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:19.279
<v Speaker 2>have lunch and it's octopus with flowers strue and haphazardly

553
00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:22.400
<v Speaker 2>across the plate. They do some kind of maneuver which

554
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:25.240
<v Speaker 2>and meanwhile, the one of the big issues that I

555
00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:29.759
<v Speaker 2>have with this episode is, excuse me they did? Did

556
00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:34.799
<v Speaker 2>you hear that? What? It was? A soft escape of

557
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:38.839
<v Speaker 2>cass Oh, I'm not proud of it, and I'm.

558
00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, dyl this is where we're two different people. I

559
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:44.559
<v Speaker 1>don't judge people for natural things that come out of

560
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<v Speaker 1>their body.

561
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you do you think people are disgusting for all

562
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:50.240
<v Speaker 2>of the things they do with their body externally or internally.

563
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I only talk about it on this podcast.

564
00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't say it to their face. I say it

565
00:28:54.680 --> 00:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>behind their back, which is way more mature.

566
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<v Speaker 2>I think so too. Keep grabbing that calf down, buddy. Okay.

567
00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:05.039
<v Speaker 2>So the issue I had with this episode was that

568
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:08.240
<v Speaker 2>they just didn't give us enough of any one thing.

569
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:13.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, lunches, that bowl, that bowl, dinner is pasta

570
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>and a cake, and then we speed through the second day.

571
00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:20.319
<v Speaker 2>It's just like we were just knocking dominoes over this episode.

572
00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I agree with that. I agree with that.

573
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:27.599
<v Speaker 2>So we do this maneuver again. Boat stuff. Yeah, you

574
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<v Speaker 2>know what, how many pots did I give it zero?

575
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:30.920
<v Speaker 1>You gave it zero?

576
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:32.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm gonna give it zero, okay.

577
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Uh and then correll O Deville he looks especially bitchy

578
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.119
<v Speaker 1>upon hearing this, and then Fraser realizes they really need

579
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:44.440
<v Speaker 1>to up the service. And I would just spare Fraser this.

580
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:46.720
<v Speaker 1>All the expresso Martinis in the world are not going

581
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>to create ocean.

582
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, m.

583
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>They paid to be out there.

584
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, you know there's.

585
00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Another Expresso Martini.

586
00:29:55.319 --> 00:29:58.440
<v Speaker 2>The ocean is one of the most difficult things to plaate.

587
00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, how about a Champagne sunset cruise.

588
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Would love it, would absolutely love it. But this maneuvering thing,

589
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:13.720
<v Speaker 2>we're we're stretching the ropes out right, that all the

590
00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:15.440
<v Speaker 2>stuff of the exterior didn't make any sense to me

591
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.440
<v Speaker 2>oither and they didn't really explain what was going on.

592
00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:23.079
<v Speaker 1>So that's why they should have done a from above, Yes,

593
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>show us what was staky playing right right?

594
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, So we pulled the boat out. Carrie's like, he's

595
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:31.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking ripes right, you fucking kill somebody, right, But they

596
00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:34.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't do that. They were just stretching and then they

597
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>stretched enough so that they could get all the stuff out.

598
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Now they get all the stuff out, but then once

599
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:40.200
<v Speaker 2>the stuff is out, they're like, well, we can't put

600
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>any of the things out. But it's not clearly conveyed

601
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:46.160
<v Speaker 2>why it was just a bunch of nuns and they

602
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:47.440
<v Speaker 2>take them on a sunset crew.

603
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I never would have I did not understand how they

604
00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>could have gotten them jet skiing in that area. There's

605
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>a million boats, there's a lot of traffic. Made no

606
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:56.279
<v Speaker 1>sense to me.

607
00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:58.599
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you. So Anthony is spiraling. He knows

608
00:30:58.680 --> 00:31:01.920
<v Speaker 2>not what to do. There are two many dietary restrictions,

609
00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.400
<v Speaker 2>but our boy Anthony will pull it out first.

610
00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:06.599
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was gonna say, yeah, the walls are closing

611
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:09.680
<v Speaker 1>in and we've seen this before that that's when they

612
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 1>start talking, and it's just a matter of time before

613
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>the chefy starts to spiral into madness. And it didn't

614
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:17.880
<v Speaker 1>happen at this very moment, but of course it happens

615
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:22.079
<v Speaker 1>later in the episode. The seeds are planted. He's a nutbag.

616
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I have to stay on a personal level. I don't

617
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:24.119
<v Speaker 1>like him.

618
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:27.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, he's a sweet guy, you think, so too sweet?

619
00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's also a erratic and combative.

620
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I mean listen, when you set precedence in life,

621
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:39.240
<v Speaker 2>the patterns follow, right, So what you doing that for?

622
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought you're gonna say, the precedent of is

623
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:42.799
<v Speaker 1>his ex wife banging his uncle.

624
00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:45.599
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, but that is a consequence of the

625
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:48.200
<v Speaker 2>president's set right. So when you're too nice and you're

626
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:50.799
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a dormat kind of a person, what

627
00:31:50.799 --> 00:31:53.079
<v Speaker 2>do people do with dormats? They step on them, right,

628
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>And and just like that pissed that doornet. That doormat

629
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:59.400
<v Speaker 2>has feelings too, and that doormat thinks, you know, hey,

630
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.079
<v Speaker 2>maybe one day I'd like to step on somebody else,

631
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:04.559
<v Speaker 2>you know, and then they get erratic neurotic. There are

632
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:05.759
<v Speaker 2>schisms psychlically.

633
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:09.039
<v Speaker 1>I think everybody was perfectly polite and professional with him

634
00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:12.000
<v Speaker 1>this entire charter, and I think he was being, uh

635
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:12.880
<v Speaker 1>over dramatic.

636
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:17.839
<v Speaker 2>We'll see. But we get to Kyle and a little

637
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:21.279
<v Speaker 2>sea rat history. He tells his grandma that he almost

638
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 2>got fired.

639
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He calls his grammy and he to say that

640
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:31.000
<v Speaker 1>he underplayed the actual reality of what took place.

641
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:35.079
<v Speaker 2>You will have been proud, grandma, I thought, Uh.

642
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Gon, we get a little sea rat history from from

643
00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Kyle here. Yeah, are you all sitting down? A Kyle

644
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:45.640
<v Speaker 1>was raised by a single mother. Okay, it could have

645
00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 1>been worse to him been raised by Chef Anthony's uncle. Hey, uncle,

646
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:55.559
<v Speaker 1>why is my girlfriend's i'd wear in your room?

647
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that. Did you do your homework? Why

648
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>are you asking me if I've done it? You've never

649
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.720
<v Speaker 2>asked me if I'm doing my homework. Feels like a

650
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.640
<v Speaker 2>diversion tactic. Let's get back to it. Why is my

651
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:09.240
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend's underwear in here? Oh? I fucked her? Go do

652
00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:12.519
<v Speaker 2>your homework. See, yeah, I no bad guys, bad guys.

653
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:16.839
<v Speaker 2>Let's get to dinner. Captain Carrey is joining them. He

654
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:19.599
<v Speaker 2>has to do what he can to kind of bring

655
00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:22.880
<v Speaker 2>the level of this vacation up, and that is going

656
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:25.359
<v Speaker 2>to be achieved by gracing them with his presence. They

657
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:28.680
<v Speaker 2>did request him. Now, first up as a black Truffle Carbonara,

658
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:31.839
<v Speaker 2>and I gotta say, Carrie's really knocked out of the

659
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:33.880
<v Speaker 2>park with these guys. They're like, it's your.

660
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Favorite boat and this one I like.

661
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Captain carry is the band. So next dish is a

662
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:49.720
<v Speaker 2>chocolate cake called Stoked for the Soaks.

663
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I think their last name is Stokes.

664
00:33:55.559 --> 00:33:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I want to say this because that that

665
00:33:59.079 --> 00:33:59.799
<v Speaker 2>name didn't make sense.

666
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Now, desserts in general, I don't think ever need to

667
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:10.719
<v Speaker 1>be I mean, it's it's a cake, okay, flour, eggs, butter,

668
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.039
<v Speaker 1>cook it in the oven, right.

669
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.159
<v Speaker 2>Not being very reductive about the art of baking. But

670
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:20.880
<v Speaker 2>am I extremely you bake a cake like does hee

671
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:21.920
<v Speaker 2>you try to bake a cake?

672
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you something. I'm never buying a cake from

673
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:28.559
<v Speaker 1>Ralph's grocery store again. That's what I thought. I was

674
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>getting a cookies and cream cake for Quentin's birthday party.

675
00:34:32.039 --> 00:34:33.920
<v Speaker 1>You know he's fucking too he doesn't give a shit,

676
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:37.159
<v Speaker 1>But the family members cared. That thing was dry. You

677
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.719
<v Speaker 1>could tell it had no love in it.

678
00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:45.400
<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm saying. What you just reduced this

679
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>process down, this ritualistic kind of practice down into is

680
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:57.079
<v Speaker 2>what you'd get from Ralph's, this brick of to do,

681
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:01.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, I mean, just box his check. No presence

682
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.639
<v Speaker 2>with the dessert at all. And that's why you go

683
00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:05.800
<v Speaker 2>to Susie Cakes. You'll get a moist bunt cake.

684
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:09.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say this about Susie Cakes, all right. Everything

685
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:11.679
<v Speaker 1>tastes good when you put three pounds of butter in it.

686
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, and that's there and everything bus everything

687
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:17.440
<v Speaker 2>tastes good when you pay eighty dollars for a fucking

688
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:19.239
<v Speaker 2>birthday cake. You go, oh yeah, this has to taste

689
00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:21.480
<v Speaker 2>good otherwise I'll fucking kill myself. Because it's not just

690
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.320
<v Speaker 2>about me spending eighty dollars on a birthday cake. It's

691
00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:27.280
<v Speaker 2>about the world we live in and how we I've

692
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:30.119
<v Speaker 2>all bought into the past. Susie Cake La is the

693
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.280
<v Speaker 2>dumbest place in the world. Everyone's just like, this pizza

694
00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:36.760
<v Speaker 2>is nine to fifty, This slice of cheese pizza. Why

695
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:37.079
<v Speaker 2>are you.

696
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Waiting outside a coffee shop to get coffee for forty

697
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:43.039
<v Speaker 1>five minutes because the Internet told you it's cool.

698
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. You don't need let me tell you something.

699
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:52.599
<v Speaker 2>You don't need a piece of pecan pie in an

700
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:56.599
<v Speaker 2>iced machio latte. Okay, you need to hug a tree,

701
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.400
<v Speaker 2>root yourself, ground yourself. I mean, what do we do here?

702
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Did you say pea CAMPI yeah, they're throwing all I

703
00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:07.679
<v Speaker 2>told you, mach just having a moment right now. I

704
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:09.159
<v Speaker 2>don't know what we're doing here. I've told you so

705
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.039
<v Speaker 2>many times we need to go get land somewhere. But

706
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:13.719
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to move to the East Coast because

707
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:17.000
<v Speaker 2>it's too cold. You want to live in the fucking

708
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:19.960
<v Speaker 2>four corners of the United States, one of the most

709
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 2>haunted grounds of this country. There's spent so much blood

710
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:23.880
<v Speaker 2>spilled there.

711
00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:28.679
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, Dylan's moving a thousand oaks.

712
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:34.800
<v Speaker 2>Not yet. I'm still fighting. There's a lot of a

713
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:37.039
<v Speaker 2>lot of people that love Ronald Reagan out there, and.

714
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I just I don't think, oh, Reagan museum.

715
00:36:41.079 --> 00:36:43.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I could do that. All right,

716
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:46.039
<v Speaker 2>So we're taking out the trash, or are we? And

717
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even going to rate that dinner because it

718
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even at dinner. I don't blame you the exterior,

719
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.639
<v Speaker 2>thank you. The exterior just isn't doing anything. Okay. Now,

720
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I understand that Anthony was having a bit of an erratic,

721
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 2>bit of a melodramatic episode, but this is one of

722
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:02.039
<v Speaker 2>these things where I do think that he was just ignored,

723
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:03.519
<v Speaker 2>and I do think that the crew.

724
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Yeah, we had conflicting footage. We have him,

725
00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:10.679
<v Speaker 1>we have him freaking the fuck out, and then you

726
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:14.679
<v Speaker 1>have h Hugo boss answered the walkie talkie, and then

727
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:18.079
<v Speaker 1>so let takes the trash out. What's the problem here? People?

728
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't done on the minute he wanted it done, It

729
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>got done. And look there's people to make out with

730
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:26.440
<v Speaker 1>on this boat.

731
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, you know, that's a good point. I think

732
00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:35.559
<v Speaker 2>from his perspective, like Selene's really working her ass off,

733
00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:38.320
<v Speaker 2>she's been helping with dinner service. The exterior hasn't been

734
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:43.440
<v Speaker 2>doing much but smoking and I don't know dming, you know,

735
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:46.719
<v Speaker 2>sending the pussy flares out and stuff like that. But

736
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.760
<v Speaker 2>there are pussy flares to send and people to make

737
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:49.000
<v Speaker 2>out with.

738
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:51.519
<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah, I'll get to your trash when I'm

739
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:52.599
<v Speaker 1>good and fucking ready.

740
00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so leave it alone. Next day, next and we

741
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:03.039
<v Speaker 2>should say kudos to Celene who once said the word autonomous.

742
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:08.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't even I couldn't say the French

743
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.880
<v Speaker 2>version of that, the Spanish version of that if I tried,

744
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:15.119
<v Speaker 2>you know. And she's also working really hard. She's starting

745
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:16.519
<v Speaker 2>to like really kind of click.

746
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's point it out. She's got a lot of

747
00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:19.239
<v Speaker 1>time on her hands.

748
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Now, she's not making out with anybody. Next day, next day,

749
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.199
<v Speaker 2>we find out that they paid sixty grand.

750
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I think these people, especially Corrello Deville, what a fucking

751
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:33.119
<v Speaker 1>sucker all you had. I think his wife is probably

752
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:35.800
<v Speaker 1>a fan of Bravo. Denise is a looker. Okay. I

753
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:38.599
<v Speaker 1>don't know what she's doing with that weirdow, and I

754
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:41.159
<v Speaker 1>think she probably got in contact with some producer and

755
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.519
<v Speaker 1>they just threw a number out there. Yeah it's sixty grand.

756
00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:46.760
<v Speaker 1>They didn't realize that you could go, we'll fly out

757
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:50.360
<v Speaker 1>there and we'll come up with the tip. Okay, I

758
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:53.119
<v Speaker 1>think they did pay sixty k. But I'm the point

759
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:55.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm making is I think most guests that we've seen

760
00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:58.679
<v Speaker 1>on these boats did not pay sixty thousand dollars.

761
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know it's a cheap vait case kidding, it's

762
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:03.320
<v Speaker 2>ludicrously expensive.

763
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:06.159
<v Speaker 1>But you could have gotten if I talked to Corrello Develle,

764
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I would have said, dude, you can get this lockdown

765
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:10.159
<v Speaker 1>for like twenty two k Okay.

766
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:13.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Anthony is really getting quite the curt treatment

767
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:17.559
<v Speaker 2>from the Sea rats. He asks Rainbow how breakfast was

768
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:20.199
<v Speaker 2>and says that he needs details on what they were

769
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:24.239
<v Speaker 2>thinking about the the Holland days and whatnot, and she goes,

770
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't have time for this fucking bullshit and she

771
00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:29.599
<v Speaker 2>walks out. He goesy, is that don't su what's okay?

772
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:34.480
<v Speaker 1>This was my favorite part of the episode, and it

773
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:38.000
<v Speaker 1>reminded me of a favorite scene from a movie called

774
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Dirty Work, in which this filthy bum asked for a

775
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:47.199
<v Speaker 1>couple bucks from Norm McDonald's and then starts going into

776
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>how we ended up on the streets of Los Angeles.

777
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:52.239
<v Speaker 1>And this is the scene.

778
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:57.239
<v Speaker 2>I think I finally realized just how low I'd sunk.

779
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Is that down she lives with her mom and I

780
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:05.199
<v Speaker 2>was standing on the sidelines and a cop came up

781
00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:05.840
<v Speaker 2>and asked.

782
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:08.519
<v Speaker 1>Me to move along. That's when it hit me.

783
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Here's your two dollars.

784
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here's your two dollars. Yeah, I don't care.

785
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:21.880
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's so funny. I was I was thinking

786
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 2>about norm the other day and he did that. Him

787
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:32.360
<v Speaker 2>is Sully Sullenberger. He did some bizarre bit on Conan

788
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.920
<v Speaker 2>where he was he was doing a Sully movie too,

789
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:40.280
<v Speaker 2>after the Tom Hanks version had come out. But it

790
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.360
<v Speaker 2>was just about Sully before the the flight on the Hudson.

791
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:48.719
<v Speaker 2>It was just him flying planes. Yeah, and he's like, no, no, no,

792
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:52.320
<v Speaker 2>you don't understand. It's not this is before he landed

793
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>that plane on the Hudson. No, there's not a crazy

794
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:58.559
<v Speaker 2>but he was just a pilot. I miss him.

795
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I do too, And I love that downy character.

796
00:41:03.639 --> 00:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>That downy character is just just sitting in his home

797
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.599
<v Speaker 2>and Rhode Island kind of collecting a check. And I

798
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:18.199
<v Speaker 2>think reading I think he's a well I don't want

799
00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>to get into politics or anything, but I think he's

800
00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:26.639
<v Speaker 2>a kind of a I think him and Dennis Miller

801
00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:27.480
<v Speaker 2>have a lot in com.

802
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh do that? Yeah, okay, yeah, interesting. Came up with

803
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of great bits on Saturday Night Live.

804
00:41:36.199 --> 00:41:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I forgot my Lucky's stabbing hat yeah, that was a

805
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:46.760
<v Speaker 2>great one. Okay, so sorry lunch chicken pat tie, chicken

806
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:49.280
<v Speaker 2>pet tie. No, I didn't see chicken patie.

807
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:50.280
<v Speaker 1>That's not what that was.

808
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't serve pet tie. And I hollowed out of pineapple.

809
00:41:53.840 --> 00:41:54.559
<v Speaker 2>It's never done.

810
00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:55.519
<v Speaker 1>I think he did though.

811
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:02.239
<v Speaker 2>It's not chicken toarry. It was a chicken pet tie,

812
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:08.079
<v Speaker 2>I think. So okay. There's a famous clip of Gordon

813
00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:12.079
<v Speaker 2>Ramsey cooking pet tie for a Thai chef and the

814
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Thai chef tastes it after Gordon's gone through you know

815
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:21.719
<v Speaker 2>how Gordon does. He dances through a recipe.

816
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:27.280
<v Speaker 3>Off the heat, you know, beautiful blissed tomatoes, mushrooms, and

817
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.320
<v Speaker 3>he goes through this whole gauntlet of cooking his pet

818
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:32.880
<v Speaker 3>tie and he serves it to the Thai chef and

819
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.400
<v Speaker 3>the Thai chef looks at him and.

820
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.519
<v Speaker 2>He says, this is disgusting. It's not pet tie at all,

821
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:43.920
<v Speaker 2>and you've failed this. This is orange chicken, this is

822
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:47.280
<v Speaker 2>not even this is This looked like lacquered lumps of

823
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:54.039
<v Speaker 2>dead bird with no fish sauce, no line, no no, no,

824
00:42:54.039 --> 00:42:56.440
<v Speaker 2>no bean spread. So it was it was something you

825
00:42:56.480 --> 00:43:00.199
<v Speaker 2>would get at Panda Express. I cannot believe this was

826
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:05.159
<v Speaker 2>called pet tie. Yeah, oh my god, crazy. Thanks for hey,

827
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:07.079
<v Speaker 2>thanks for bringing that to my attention.

828
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:07.679
<v Speaker 1>Welcome.

829
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:09.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, so we really whipped through the day. We

830
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:16.360
<v Speaker 2>get to the seventies dinner. We're gonna do Wellington beef, plantain, lobster.

831
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:19.719
<v Speaker 2>The episode, as I mentioned, didn't take time with anything.

832
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.199
<v Speaker 2>It was it was it's tough for.

833
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:22.920
<v Speaker 1>You to analyze.

834
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.679
<v Speaker 2>It was caught at a TikTok's pace, right, Damo says

835
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:29.320
<v Speaker 2>nice ass to Rainbow, and we wake for the third

836
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:33.320
<v Speaker 2>day of the charter. Now Kyle wakes with an awkward

837
00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:34.239
<v Speaker 2>feeling in his stomach.

838
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:36.280
<v Speaker 1>He's bombed. He can't slip it in anymore.

839
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:41.960
<v Speaker 2>And again we talked about the thick line. You know

840
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:45.679
<v Speaker 2>that uh, you know that plot of land in between

841
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:47.840
<v Speaker 2>North and South Korea that's littered with land mines.

842
00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I believe that's called the no zone, the nose demilitarized zone.

843
00:43:56.559 --> 00:43:58.760
<v Speaker 2>So if we look at what if we if we

844
00:43:58.840 --> 00:44:02.360
<v Speaker 2>put slipping it in and saying hi on either ends,

845
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:05.880
<v Speaker 2>there are so many little landmines you can what right,

846
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:09.840
<v Speaker 2>So grabbing a tit right wouldn't quite be slipping it in,

847
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.679
<v Speaker 2>but that you'll blow your leg off if you're at it.

848
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:17.440
<v Speaker 2>You see what I'm saying, and it's definitely forced. But Kyle,

849
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:22.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm very worried about him. I'm very worried about the

850
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>young man. Now, this was filmed a year ago, so

851
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:24.400
<v Speaker 2>he could be.

852
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Man him after he did it. Oh did we really?

853
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

854
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Okay, I actually asked him in these are private conversations,

855
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, did you ever sleep with a charter guests?

856
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:34.360
<v Speaker 1>And he answered that question that day?

857
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:36.079
<v Speaker 2>He did answer, and then we went out for drinks.

858
00:44:36.079 --> 00:44:37.360
<v Speaker 1>But I'll keep that to myself.

859
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah, yeah, I love a secret. I know you

860
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:45.639
<v Speaker 2>love a secret. You are not good at keeping them?

861
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I am right now.

862
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:49.119
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? I am right now?

863
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Did he sleep with hell and or not?

864
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:53.280
<v Speaker 2>I know it. Being good at keeping secrets is not

865
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:56.639
<v Speaker 2>a current status thing. It is a It is a principle.

866
00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought it was case by case basis.

867
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.159
<v Speaker 2>No, definitely not. I'm really good at keeping secrets. I

868
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:04.119
<v Speaker 2>will go to the fucking grave with shit. You know,

869
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I can you tell me anything you want? You tell me?

870
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:11.840
<v Speaker 2>You don't tell anybody. I won't tell anybody. Really, Nope.

871
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.719
<v Speaker 2>My wife constantly gives me shit, why won't you tell

872
00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:19.920
<v Speaker 2>me it's not yours to know. It's not yours to know. Wow,

873
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.400
<v Speaker 2>and you tell your wife everything correct?

874
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think so, maybe some embarrassing stuff. What's like

875
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>what I don't know, the things that happen during the day.

876
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:37.599
<v Speaker 2>You're gay? No, honey, this is really embarrassing. But uh,

877
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm a homosexual.

878
00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm sorry for that.

879
00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so let's move on to Kyle and Jess,

880
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:46.039
<v Speaker 2>who have a chat.

881
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was gonna say this is when Rob and

882
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Doug have that pow wow and it the line comes up,

883
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:52.840
<v Speaker 1>no tip is a isn't a reflection?

884
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:56.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes? So sorry, I moved ahead about the circumstance. There's

885
00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:58.679
<v Speaker 2>a moment that I'm really excited to get to where

886
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:02.639
<v Speaker 2>where Kyle tells Jess that he loves drinking. But before

887
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:08.199
<v Speaker 2>we before we get there, yes, Ron and dog Ron

888
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.599
<v Speaker 2>and Doug Cruello de Ville and Doug o Ron whichever

889
00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:13.960
<v Speaker 2>they are, have this conversation and then he approaches Carrie

890
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:16.199
<v Speaker 2>and goes, listen, we we didn't got the boat, so

891
00:46:18.880 --> 00:46:21.320
<v Speaker 2>what are we gonna do here? And carry goes, well,

892
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what are you talking about? You still got

893
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:25.519
<v Speaker 2>to take care of the crew. If I was Cruello,

894
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I would have been like, what the fuck are you

895
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:31.280
<v Speaker 2>talking about? What are you talking about?

896
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>All right, So I want to say this about Corilla

897
00:46:33.079 --> 00:46:37.079
<v Speaker 1>till there's something about you I don't like on a

898
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:40.360
<v Speaker 1>deep level. That being said, I think you were perfectly

899
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:42.199
<v Speaker 1>in your right and I actually respect you more for

900
00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:46.679
<v Speaker 1>approaching the captain about this and having a polite conversation

901
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:47.159
<v Speaker 1>about it.

902
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

903
00:46:48.519 --> 00:46:51.920
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's my that's Patty's I think you don't.

904
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Like Cruello because Crollo has the vibe of, like you

905
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.360
<v Speaker 2>know when you watch poker on TV and people kind

906
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>of chopping it up, and then there's that one guy

907
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:06.199
<v Speaker 2>in like Oakley sunglasses who's just not speaking to anybody. Right,

908
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting that kind of vibe from cruel Oh really

909
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:14.360
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, wow weirdo. No sorry, Corella is nice guy.

910
00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:18.519
<v Speaker 2>Like we discussed Kyle.

911
00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:21.000
<v Speaker 1>He's having an existential crisis here.

912
00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he loves to fucking booze.

913
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Well you think they cut off his wang, Dude, they

914
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:28.360
<v Speaker 1>asked you to not have sex with a charter guests

915
00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:29.599
<v Speaker 1>in front of their husbands anymore.

916
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, So listen, we have sandwiches to get to.

917
00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:36.199
<v Speaker 2>These sea rats have to eat now Anthony once again

918
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:41.320
<v Speaker 2>gets ship for not serving enough food, and Damo, upon

919
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:49.559
<v Speaker 2>receiving the sandwiches, goes ugh sea rats will chew through

920
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:52.519
<v Speaker 2>copper wire if things are bad enough. Okay, so I

921
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:56.639
<v Speaker 2>don't understand what the snooty two dy attitude about this.

922
00:47:56.719 --> 00:47:59.639
<v Speaker 1>I'd also argue, Damo, you haven't had to lift a

923
00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:02.280
<v Speaker 1>god him finger for three days. I mean, I think

924
00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:04.639
<v Speaker 1>you could probably even walk off the boat during your

925
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:06.440
<v Speaker 1>break and go get a snack down the street.

926
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Damo, eat the sandwich.

927
00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:11.880
<v Speaker 1>That being said, Cheffy is an erratic idiot, and he

928
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:13.800
<v Speaker 1>totally overblew this.

929
00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, I would just say, you know, he

930
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.400
<v Speaker 2>eat the sandwich. See round. Okay, some meals are going

931
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:25.920
<v Speaker 2>to be better than others. All right, we get to

932
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:29.519
<v Speaker 2>the guest departing and we get to the tip meeting. Now,

933
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:32.800
<v Speaker 2>the tip meeting is a very very tense one, right

934
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:36.000
<v Speaker 2>because we don't know what we're going to get from

935
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Cruello in the gang. But also if one person says

936
00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:44.639
<v Speaker 2>anything about lunch to Chef Anthony, he's gonna cry and

937
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.719
<v Speaker 2>scream and throw paper towels.

938
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I love that it was Barbara that asked, Hey, when's

939
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:54.360
<v Speaker 1>lunch that's I'm out of here. Hey, she didn't have

940
00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:56.599
<v Speaker 1>sex with your ex wife, dude a lack?

941
00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know right, and she could have, by the way,

942
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:06.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, I think Barbara is beautiful. And last night

943
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.719
<v Speaker 2>we were watching ble a Deck and I let it

944
00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:12.239
<v Speaker 2>slip a little bit too much in front of the way.

945
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.639
<v Speaker 2>She goes, she's that hair is crazy. I was like,

946
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:19.719
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that hair, and Cecy goes, Jesus, what

947
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:22.119
<v Speaker 2>do you mean that hair? What? I just think she

948
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:23.000
<v Speaker 2>has beautiful hair.

949
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:25.400
<v Speaker 1>You're lucky. I wasn't watching TV in that bed with you.

950
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:28.320
<v Speaker 1>I would go like, what's with the hair? She looks

951
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:31.199
<v Speaker 1>like Louis the fucking fourteenth? Does she haven't mirror?

952
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:34.800
<v Speaker 2>She has sexy? It looks ridiculously Okay, So Anthony once

953
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:44.280
<v Speaker 2>again flips out fru yeah. But he is eventually called

954
00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:47.599
<v Speaker 2>back to the top and Jess is very sweet to him,

955
00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and so it was frasier and they get up to

956
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:53.360
<v Speaker 2>find that their tip is only what.

957
00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Nineteen k and uh I think Olesa La calls him

958
00:49:57.800 --> 00:49:58.639
<v Speaker 1>cheap ups.

959
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I think Kyle's the only one in the right frame

960
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:01.360
<v Speaker 2>of mine here.

961
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Fuck it, I'm glad to get anything.

962
00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:07.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. But also like I understand him coming from

963
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.920
<v Speaker 2>an exterior place, Like the only thing they did was

964
00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:14.840
<v Speaker 2>scooch the boat out so that they could open stuff

965
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:17.119
<v Speaker 2>up and then not put anything out. That's when they

966
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:20.039
<v Speaker 2>just slept the rest of the time. So Kyle's really happy,

967
00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:23.119
<v Speaker 2>but I can understand why interior is a little pissed.

968
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:26.599
<v Speaker 2>But listen, we get a great lunch, chicken, tacos something.

969
00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:30.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a familiar friend.

970
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:32.760
<v Speaker 2>An old friend, an old Scotch whiskey.

971
00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:35.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. And it's something that

972
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I learned a long time ago. The answer to your

973
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.960
<v Speaker 1>problems is not at the bottom of that bottle, my friend.

974
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:46.320
<v Speaker 2>But it might be so sip away. Yeah.

975
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Ah. That crew dinner and that speech, that.

976
00:50:48.960 --> 00:50:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Was dude, that was it. There was a fear and

977
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:55.840
<v Speaker 2>loathing package of him swirling Johnny Walker Black around debating

978
00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:58.039
<v Speaker 2>whether or not it was so weird. So so we

979
00:50:58.159 --> 00:51:02.440
<v Speaker 2>have this this very like magically real. That's not the

980
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:06.679
<v Speaker 2>It was a trippy montage of him debating whether or

981
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:08.559
<v Speaker 2>not to drink. It was like a fever dream. And

982
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:11.519
<v Speaker 2>then we just snapped back to reality and Hugo Boss

983
00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:13.559
<v Speaker 2>is sitting with him, and Damo's standing there with his

984
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:15.119
<v Speaker 2>cockout and they're all just drinking.

985
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:17.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a night out, but he got you

986
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:20.320
<v Speaker 1>gotta an early start, let's say. Yeah, And much like

987
00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:22.760
<v Speaker 1>a thermometer, like it gets it at red point when

988
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:26.159
<v Speaker 1>it gets hot. Always look at Kyle's nose. Sure it

989
00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:28.519
<v Speaker 1>gets redder. The drunker he does. Yeah, he looks like

990
00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:29.360
<v Speaker 1>fucking Rudolph.

991
00:51:29.559 --> 00:51:36.039
<v Speaker 2>Well, Rudolph turns into quite the villain. I would say blitzen.

992
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:41.840
<v Speaker 2>He's more like blitzing because he decides that he is

993
00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:48.800
<v Speaker 2>going to make a speech at this table, saying that again,

994
00:51:48.880 --> 00:51:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I was on that plane.

995
00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:55.679
<v Speaker 1>Which I want to Yeah, you were you though maybe

996
00:51:55.679 --> 00:51:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't, but if I was, yeah, you guys didn't

997
00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:01.880
<v Speaker 1>catch me rights even though you tried.

998
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he says, I think I got away with something.

999
00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to have gotten away with something. And then

1000
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:15.480
<v Speaker 2>he pulled the he essentially pulls the the kind of

1001
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:19.119
<v Speaker 2>the reverse Scooby Doo. Right, So so he goes, I

1002
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:22.719
<v Speaker 2>did get away with something, and it would have been

1003
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:26.400
<v Speaker 2>that what what of the what did the ghost robbers say?

1004
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:27.800
<v Speaker 2>It's Scooby do I would have gotten away with it.

1005
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I would have gotten away with it. It wasn't for you,

1006
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:30.800
<v Speaker 1>pesky kids.

1007
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so he he got away with it, but

1008
00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:35.960
<v Speaker 2>pesky Fraser attempted to take him down.

1009
00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Kyle is.

1010
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:42.920
<v Speaker 2>In Listen. We've seen drunks just go out and have

1011
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.480
<v Speaker 2>a good time, right when and I went out emotionally

1012
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:48.639
<v Speaker 2>kind of fractured place.

1013
00:52:48.760 --> 00:52:51.519
<v Speaker 1>I have an admission. We went out for drinks with

1014
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:53.199
<v Speaker 1>him after we pot it with him last year. You

1015
00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:55.440
<v Speaker 1>left early to go do something. I went to another

1016
00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:58.079
<v Speaker 1>bar with him. I'm the one that got wasted and

1017
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:01.199
<v Speaker 1>he was the normal one. I felt like a douchebag.

1018
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I'm sure you both

1019
00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:05.280
<v Speaker 2>tied a couple long.

1020
00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>He maybe can hold his liquor better than I can. Really, Yeah,

1021
00:53:08.960 --> 00:53:10.519
<v Speaker 1>we did a couple of shots at tequila, and I

1022
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:11.840
<v Speaker 1>was fucking out of my mind.

1023
00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, if I do tequila shots, I mean, man,

1024
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:16.960
<v Speaker 2>my butthole will fall out of my body. To get

1025
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:18.280
<v Speaker 2>in the comments, let us know what you thought about

1026
00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:21.400
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<v Speaker 2>slash on another podcast network, We love you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm built to say good by Pat's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>By y