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Speaker 1: Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a a familiar.

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Speaker 2: Friend, an old friend, an old scotch whiskey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. It's something that I

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learned a long time ago. The answer to your problems

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is not at the bottom of that.

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Speaker 2: Bottom, right, but it might be to sip away. Hello,

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aall you hands some people? Hey, Hey about TVM dell.

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That's pat Hi below deck. What's going on? You a

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little skank? Ye? You a little sleuth, you little skank.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, call to action here. You want to show

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dyl and I that you support us and you love us,

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and you want us to stay around and not leave.

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Speaker 2: Poor, and that you're not a filthy, gross poor or.

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Speaker 1: A cheap o, which so Le quoted the show tonight. Yeah,

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we are doing Traders season one Australia at patreon dot com.

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Slash into the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now, can I tell you something?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: No, no no amendment.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you something? Please? How much fun did

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you have?

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Speaker 1: I had a great time the first episode. Okay, if

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you've never watched the show, especially our our Ozzie.

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Speaker 2: Friends, I cannot white to just talk like this for

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an entire season at no, no, no, it's not going

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to They love my Australian accent, and you do a.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good one.

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Speaker 2: Well, they say it's good.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing having? What do you diet pepsi?

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Why do you have diet pepsi?

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Speaker 1: What's the difference? It's all gonna kill you. It's that

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goddamn ass bertain.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I've been drinking it for thirty five years. Nothing's ever

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happened to me anyway.

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Speaker 2: Please you get a pretty serious cough spells.

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Speaker 1: It was like three years ago.

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Speaker 2: You have a lot of ailments. Sometimes you eventually get

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I move on like we should with this segment.

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Please sign up at patreon dot com, slash another podcast

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and start Trader Season one. I love it. I can't

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wait to hear Ruby and Dylan's thoughts on it. Here's

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what I'm to say. Season one is just regular people.

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They're just we have a grocery store clerk in there

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in the mix. Okay, we have a sparky and you

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you're Aussie's out there. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

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And when I hear them deliberate, they are so much

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smarter than those reality TV people. You realize how intelligent

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regular people are over people at reality.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing to see the social experimentation unfold in a

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group of fucking normies, right, I mean, just the the

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king complexes, the queen complexes, the dumb clues, my favorite

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thing about traders, the dumb clues, just just looking into

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something that is not there. I mean, I just there's

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so many amazing things to go to patroon dot Complation

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another podcast network. Donate a little or a little bit

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more five stars, kind words. We love you guys very much.

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And I'm not in the Facebook because I was hacked

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by some foreign agent and evidently spewed hate speech. But

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I hear it's a great Facebook group. Join us there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the groups are all that exist on Facebook now.

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Everything in my feed other than the Facebook's true.

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Speaker 2: There are a lot of anti Semitic memes and stuff

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't get those. I hear those are

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going around on there. I mostly just yet people I

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went to high school with posting pictures of unflattering photos

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of themselves where they're trying to humble brag, like just

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got my hair done today, not looking so bad? Oh no,

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Speaker 2: Awful Okay, so listen, we have below deck to get

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into right now, don't we, Patrick, Yes, we do, Jesus Christ.

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It's not about how they look. It's it's the cries

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for help from your old college friends in high school.

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something really stupid on Facebook. Usually it's because you're crying out.

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just wait for the comments. Honey, are you okay?

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have one of these every season. It's like it's like

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a sitcom's i don't know, like box episode or whatever

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what's that breaking? No, No, I was gonna say, what's that?

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then uh. A sitcom trope would be someone would be

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preparing a soufle and then someone would open the door

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deflate the super that's right, and they go, God, damn it,

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, a common sitcom trope or a common trop

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for Buldic is something goes wrong every season, whether it's

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beside and whether it's Neptune choose your God not letting

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them get off the boat, or an equipment failure, or

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sea rats slipping their cock into somebody. You know, they're

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do not leave the doc. We have a man with

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Speaker 1: Can we talk about Ron's hair for a second.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to talk about Ron's hair later, but first,

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can we get into our pots and knots.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe I'll somehow stuff Ron's hair issues in my

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thoughts at knots. They are my thoughts of dots.

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Speaker 2: When you say maybe, I think you mean certainly that's right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why would God do that to a person. I don't

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think it's hair dye at all. I think he just

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front and looks totally weird. I'm gonna kill him. I'm

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gonna call him a Corella Deville for the rest of

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the weekend.

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front that is white and rogue superpower touching people to

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poison them.

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Speaker 1: She can't ever have sex? What a curse. Guys will

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risk it, though, they'll Hey, you know, we could try. Yeah,

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but if I do, I'm definitely gonna kill you.

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I think psyclops of and her have a challenging lust

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for one another. But anyways, this podcast is not about

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X men.

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Speaker 1: No mythology, No, it is not or superpowers.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I've seen it before. I've seen it before.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, come on, you whack it.

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to like run. But in the back of my mind,

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if they did, in fact pay sixty k full freight

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for this thing, then another twenty grand on top of

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that for three days essentially sleeping on a low grade hotel,

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whack up the money. They went on a boat excursion,

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they did a little scuba diving, they jumped off that

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boat in their wedding dress. What would those cost if

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you just did those as tourist activities? What would every

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meal cost if you just went to a nice restaurant

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and had you served at a restaurant. Does that add

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eighty grand for three days? I don't think something. That

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their tip was fine. Honestly, it ended up being like

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seventy five hundred a day, and it's completely fine. Yeah,

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I'm making a case here, but I hope that the

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audience doesn't despise me, especially people that work in the

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service industry. Half the boat's employees didn't have to lift

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a fucking finger for three.

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Speaker 2: All we have to do is speak what is in

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our hearts. If that is that somebody looks like a

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wheelbarrow with peg legs. Then we have to say that,

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you know, that's what's on our heart. And somebody may

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listen to that and go ooh disgusting, and perhaps we

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should corrup those things. But we just have to be

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true to I gotta be me, You have to be

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna give it fourteen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think it was a very good episode.

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Can you allow me afford me perhaps my pots and

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not forgive me? What does your fucking hat say? Dirt men,

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dirt don't lie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of my favorite vineyards up and sold them.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to say something gross. You know this Maccabee

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Dynasty show, everybody's wanting to watch some of the weird,

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just blockheaded, weird looking people. You know what I'm talking. Yes,

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they're their Their countenances make me uncomfortable if I look

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Speaker 1: The lead guy was on ab show last year called

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Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? He was guy and

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another guy who was poor, and the ladies had to

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figure out who was the millionaire or not. One of

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are they millionaires or are they just like no clue

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where they're filing for bankruptcy. Yeah, they're there. They might

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as well be PK. You know, but with land, the

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only thing you can't make more of so is dirt.

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It's dirt, dirt, don't lie. I hated this episode. I

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don't like when we don't get off the dock. I

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need the waves, I need the ocean breeze. I need movement.

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Speaker 1: You didn't like the deliberation of Ron and his buddy Doug, like, hey,

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it's not a reflection if we fucking dine and dash out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was fine with it, but I mean, uh Patrick,

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two different minds, two different opinions. I didn't like the

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episode zero pots. Fine, yep, take that, bitch. Take that,

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you bitch.

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Speaker 1: Can I start us off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you can.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this crew is tearing itself apart. Okay, we got

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Ole who's jealous and mad at Jess who is completely enjoying. Uh,

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sole a be miserable and then Simultaneously, we have Stilly

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aka Kyle uh now thinks that he can't trust Damo

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I want to point out to Stilly that it's

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worth menaging. You told every human being alive on this

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boat that you had sex with Helen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You told the urine on that bathroom floor that you

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banged that strange girl, Yeah, that you banged Hellent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And the urine was like, what was confused? Yeah,

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the the urine was like, I'm sorry, you're you're you're

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on top of me right now. You're not even acknowledging

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that I may have a sentience, and and and now

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you're trying to whisper rumors to me, which is kind

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of a soft acknowledgement. Rude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're inside another girl, right right right.

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jellyfish don't have brains and they are beautiful creatures in

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the ocean.

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Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, my wife. Don't out my wife,

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but I mean she was watching last night and you know,

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our lovely Martini went with Kyle to the bathroom started

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having sex on the ground. And I was like, oh god,

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what the fuck? I was like, hey, she's a free spirit.

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She was like, ugh, I guess, Oh my god, I

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love that free spirit. Yeah, she's she is a free spirit.

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Soaked in pissed right now. Listen, when you're young, you

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can do crazy things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we all did.

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Speaker 2: We did things we're not proud of, you know. All Right,

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So I don't know what these sea rats are confused about.

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Kyle is suspicious of Demo for speaking to Fraser, and

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now Kyle is saying that he needs to be leery

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or careful of his alliance. Uh, what are you on

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survivor what? What do you think? This is your fucking

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sea rats? How many times are the are the these

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these this species going to be confused that they are

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not capable of accessing loyalty.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that later.

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Speaker 2: I mean, goodness, gracious, we have a lot of dietary

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restrictions this episode. Anthony has been doing a great job

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all season. Uh he is. I'll say that Anthony's been

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doing a great job all season. God. Remember we kick

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things off with that Christian fella, remember him? No, it

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was it was this season this season was speaking of Uh,

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the the armageddon that would come. Oh wow, you remember revelations?

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Speaker 1: You know. I always have to empty my brain so

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that I can absorb.

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Speaker 2: You have a bit of a drinking problem, Well that too, Yeah, yeah,

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I have a pot problem. It does the same thing.

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That's why you know, uh, you know, see rats that

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we talked to and fans will be like, do you remember? No,

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we have addiction issues that wipe our memories.

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Speaker 1: There's girls that I dated for like two years. I

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can't remember their names.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's you know.

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Speaker 1: I want to say something about these restrictions. I don't

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think a vegetarian has to have turtle soup or something

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like that. But you're on vacation, you know what I mean? Like, no,

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I don't leave the restrictions at home if it's not

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going to kill you, Like it's not some fucking onion

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that will make your face all puffy and your nose.

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Speaker 2: Explode or onions are wont to do that, right, enjoy yourself.

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Why don't you keep vamping. I'm just gonna really quickly

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take care of something around the studio. Go go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, meanwhile, Hugo boss quote unquote her words,

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Jess saves her from an awkward conversation with Ole that

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she initiated. Jess is young, but I want to point

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something out about Jess, and I'm going to get a

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lot of shit for this. She engages in the behavior

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of the opposite sex, which we deem a fuck boy.

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I'm starting something new. It's a real trend. I'm gonna

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call her a fuck girl. Hashtag fuck girl. It started here.

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There's still a room and still time to start new things. Yeah,

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hashtag fucker Yeah. Yeah, people are starting to is more

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like Ole than she has barbs. If you really think

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about it. She doesn't care about people's feelings. She gets

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off on creating drama.

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Speaker 2: She's a fuck girl.

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Speaker 1: She's a fuck girl. Yeah, hashtag fuck girl. You know,

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I really got some some traction when I started one,

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the last one I did like eight years ago. No

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more single mothers on the Bachelor hashtag right, Yeah, that trended,

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you know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? In what way?

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Speaker 1: A lot of people were sharing it. That's what hashtags do.

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In what way they hashtag? They Actually I'm gonna make

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any of this year. I don't understand how hashtags work.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I don't think you understand how trending works. I

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don't think you understand how virality works. Really anything on

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the Internet you're not too confident with. But I do

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thank you having Nack for branding, branding the mores of

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this world. I mean, here you are seeing a new

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creation of social more the fuck girl. I mean this

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is a fuck girl started people hashtag fuck girl, hashtag

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fuck girl, and Hugo says, listen, you know you can't

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go you can't going around fuck girling like this. He's like,

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you have to stop fuck girling like this. But Kyle

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and Seline, we'll get a little bit of a Meanwhile, here, Rainbow,

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I gotta say, Rainbow is really coming into her own.

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She's finding her flirtation with Damo. Not that that is

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her coming into her own, but there's a little bit

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more liveliness with Rainbow, whereas in the beginning of the

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season she was just kind of lamenting the fact that

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she had murdered her sisters and that she was stressed

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out at work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and those If you watch the trailer for next

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week's episode, she reflects back to that blood soak sand

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of that dead island that she lived on for a while,

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and she killed her sisters, and she threatens violence against.

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Speaker 2: Ola yeah, I mean Rainbow. Next week will break down

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the textural change to stand when it's soaked in blood

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and how it kind of turns into a more I

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don't know, a pasty kind of sticky thing. You can

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mold it into shit, Yeah you can, you can. So

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Kyle and Slaine makeup. Kyle apologizes for saying that the

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girl he banged on a pists soaked and pupe soaked

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floor is better and bad than her, and she's like,

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it's okay, yeah, sorry.

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Speaker 1: If he really wanted her feelings, he should have said

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it was better with Helen.

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Speaker 2: You know. Yeah again, I let that building on fire.

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Did you just kidding?

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Speaker 1: Just kidding? Get it again at the end of this

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episode when he makes that very awkward toast.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Kyle is the villain. Kyle is? Kyle is?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: We mocked Damo for saying that Kyle's reminded him of

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a friend who was spired and that's what sea rets do.

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They flee in the spiral, and they flee in the spiral,

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so we were like, what are you talking about? But

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I think Damo did recognize a pattern. Kyle is not

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doing well.

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Speaker 1: I thought Damo was stepping way out of his zone

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by announcing that, and now I'm seeing what he saw.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, So Ron and the gang make it aboard. The

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hair is ade job, and if it's okay, I don't

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think it's possible for it to be real, not because

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of the patterning, but because of the contrast, and less

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of the contrast and more the hue of the black.

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Now the black in the back is black in the back.

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The black in the back is kind of a xenomorphic

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universal black, something that doesn't exist on planet Earth. It's

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a darkness that was manufactured in labs in Switzerland and Afar.

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It's one of the darkest heads of hair I've ever

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seen in my life. And on a man that age

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with a little stripe in the front that silver, I

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have to think that he is melting down tires and

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putting it on top of his head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like black paint or tar. Yeah. I

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will say this. Howard Stern, who has one hundred and

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twenty thousand listeners average, he showed Howard, we're pretty close

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to you a fucker, ye anyway, and he's getting a

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hundred million a year, but not anymore. He has continually

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said that he does not dye his hair, and I

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think he's saying that because he's not lying. He's wearing

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a wig that old fot you think, so, yes, you

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can't have jet black hair and be seventy five years old.

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I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you do think it's a dye job for

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Ron or Howard?

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Speaker 1: Ron, why would you leave that white in the front.

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Speaker 2: The good news is that it really doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to say this though. When they

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arrive on the boat, we's kind of gloss over this.

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But you know, Kyle, he's losing his mind. But he's

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also like completely obsessed with the fact that he can't

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hang out with the charter guests. And so as a result,

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when the charter guest that Denise shows up, who's way

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too hot for Ron by the way, he he whispers

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in every single female's charter guess, yeah, I can't slip

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it in captain's orders.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And it was it was confusing for everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but some of them took it pretty well. They

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were like, oh, oh, I see what you mean. That's okay,

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that's okay, Yeah, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I can't to Kyle, I would say it's okay to

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speak to the women and the charter guests. You just

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can't fuck them and uh, he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Seem to understand the yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, people say, fine line. There are

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thick lines though, again back to social Mores, there are very,

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very very thick lines in this life, and that's one

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of them. There's a lot of room between talking and fucking,

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a chat, Babs and Jess. I gotta say they're making

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fatal errors. Well, I should bat hosting. One of the

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reasons why I didn't like this episode is because I

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don't like dealing with boat shit the boat. The boat,

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to me is a narrative vessel. It's a literary device.

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It takes us through the sequences of the episode. I

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don't want to know about the ins and outs, the ropes,

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the pulleys, the mechanisms and brain of the boat. I

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don't care.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this I can do with parking the boat, the

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boat leaving the dock, I could do with it.

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Speaker 2: Well, So Captain Carrey says, there's something wrong with it,

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Brian and the ship, and if all I can't fucking

469
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,680
uh auto and I something's wrong with it?

470
00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:52,759
Speaker 1: Can I say something about these boats?

471
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, you imagine the headache of owning one of

472
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:56,920
these things.

473
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,839
Speaker 1: What's with all the issues this this thing's like six

474
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,319
million dollars. Well it's not like it's a fucking used

475
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,160
lawn moment, now I know. But that's the thing with

476
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,440
this thing starting.

477
00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: That's the thing with all of it. It's like it's

478
00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,279
and and if you rewind, I just said the sentence.

479
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,200
That's the thing with all of it, so super vague.

480
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:21,839
But from my poor, poor vantage point, I'm just down

481
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,039
here going, oh, I wish I could take out loans

482
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:28,880
against my liquid as that's you know, like sure, sure,

483
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,359
the more expensive the piece of machinery, the higher room

484
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:35,960
for error.

485
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: Think about race cars.

486
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,599
Speaker 2: Think about race cars, Think about ferraries, think about Aston Martin's,

487
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:43,440
think about yachts. There are all these fucking things that

488
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:47,000
can go wrong, and so were we to strike it

489
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:51,240
rich one day we've we go to purchase a lottery

490
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:53,759
ticket and the person in front of us scans his

491
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,079
and goes, I want we knock him the fuck out

492
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,680
and then chop them up like Robert, Well we don't.

493
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:02,319
We just hide him somewhere and then we take his

494
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,480
and then we get really really, I still wouldn't get

495
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:04,759
a yacht.

496
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: Here's my theory. Yeah, we too much technology being integrated

497
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,880
too early, that it doesn't work yet, you know what

498
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,359
I'm saying.

499
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 2: Take it easy, Terminator, You'll fuck us in the ass

500
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,119
in the future. Go back to wood.

501
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: I want to shift that the Pilgrims came over here

502
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,960
on right, I just want to fucking loader in the

503
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,279
back of a fucking Pilgrim boat. I want to come

504
00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:27,000
over on the Mayflower. That's what I'll own, you know. Yeah,

505
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,000
give us the pinta in the Santa Maria.

506
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So back to Barbara and Jess. They're making

507
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:40,799
a fatal error because they're seeding too much heartbreak to Celent. Now,

508
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,079
this is what you have to do. So Lena is

509
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:45,720
the bully. Soelena is the puppeteer in the ring leader,

510
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:47,839
in the sex addict. Okay, she is the one who

511
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,759
is perhaps not out to hurt but but I think

512
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:57,759
she cares ruffles, right, So she's the one of the wrong.

513
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:05,559
If you rubber back too aggressively and let's say, finger

514
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,279
bang each other directly underneath her bone, right, you see

515
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,960
the emotional power back to her, and just keep it steady.

516
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,799
That's all you have to do. Don't be super offensive

517
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:22,079
towards her. Just move on. And the reason why they

518
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:27,640
don't is because it's pointed from fuck Girl's right. The

519
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,720
reason why they don't is because this is a tactic

520
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,599
being used and deployed from fuck Girl.

521
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:39,039
Speaker 1: Why is Barbara being taken into this rouge?

522
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,079
Speaker 2: Yeah?

523
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the one time I ever.

524
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 2: And it's ruse and you've said rouge for rouge.

525
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:55,079
Speaker 1: Okay, the one time I ever cut someone off. It

526
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,559
was a girl that had cheated on me.

527
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about emotionally, not in traffic.

528
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: Look, she had cheated on me with every single player

529
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,640
of the football team, that's right. And when I found

530
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:11,000
that out, I said I will never talk to you again.

531
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,559
And I meant it.

532
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: He meant it. And that woman turned out to be

533
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:18,119
Jenny Lewis of Rylo Kylie and and other things. Ye,

534
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:25,039
so listen to Starcross Lovers. Barbara is being used. Now.

535
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:29,279
Carrie goes to tell the heads of department what no, no, no,

536
00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:32,319
But what what was the nickname you gave him? Corella Deville?

537
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, boy, that's not hard to remember. It's right

538
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:37,680
in front of your fuck Okay, he's a man.

539
00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:39,759
Speaker 2: So can we call him Kuello Deville?

540
00:27:39,839 --> 00:27:42,599
Speaker 1: Corrello Deville? Yeah, I like it, do you.

541
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So he goes to tell Coroelati.

542
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,079
Speaker 1: Well, first he tells the heads of department, we're fucked.

543
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: We fucked the bright Ston wackon.

544
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: He tells Corrello Deville, you're fucked.

545
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: And he goes, you guys are now in the magical

546
00:27:55,119 --> 00:28:00,000
hands of my chef whose uncle took his Yeah.

547
00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: Now, I want to say this, this is the first

548
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,160
time ever we've heard a discount from the boat owners discussed,

549
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,599
and it's discussed multiple times, and it's it's a conversation

550
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,000
that needs to at least be had.

551
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:15,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or touched upon. But listen, First up, we

552
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:19,279
have lunch and it's octopus with flowers strue and haphazardly

553
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:22,400
across the plate. They do some kind of maneuver which

554
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,240
and meanwhile, the one of the big issues that I

555
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,759
have with this episode is, excuse me they did? Did

556
00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:34,799
you hear that? What? It was? A soft escape of

557
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,839
cass Oh, I'm not proud of it, and I'm.

558
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,279
Speaker 1: Well, dyl this is where we're two different people. I

559
00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:44,559
don't judge people for natural things that come out of

560
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:44,960
their body.

561
00:28:45,039 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: Do you do you think people are disgusting for all

562
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,240
of the things they do with their body externally or internally.

563
00:28:50,319 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I only talk about it on this podcast.

564
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,680
I don't say it to their face. I say it

565
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,240
behind their back, which is way more mature.

566
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: I think so too. Keep grabbing that calf down, buddy. Okay.

567
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:05,039
So the issue I had with this episode was that

568
00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:08,240
they just didn't give us enough of any one thing.

569
00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:13,559
I mean, lunches, that bowl, that bowl, dinner is pasta

570
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:17,000
and a cake, and then we speed through the second day.

571
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,319
It's just like we were just knocking dominoes over this episode.

572
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree with that.

573
00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:27,599
Speaker 2: So we do this maneuver again. Boat stuff. Yeah, you

574
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,160
know what, how many pots did I give it zero?

575
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: You gave it zero?

576
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it zero, okay.

577
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: Uh and then correll O Deville he looks especially bitchy

578
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:40,119
upon hearing this, and then Fraser realizes they really need

579
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,440
to up the service. And I would just spare Fraser this.

580
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,720
All the expresso Martinis in the world are not going

581
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:48,160
to create ocean.

582
00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: You know, m.

583
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: They paid to be out there.

584
00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,279
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know there's.

585
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: Another Expresso Martini.

586
00:29:55,319 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: The ocean is one of the most difficult things to plaate.

587
00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how about a Champagne sunset cruise.

588
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,519
Speaker 2: Would love it, would absolutely love it. But this maneuvering thing,

589
00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:13,720
we're we're stretching the ropes out right, that all the

590
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,440
stuff of the exterior didn't make any sense to me

591
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,440
oither and they didn't really explain what was going on.

592
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:23,079
Speaker 1: So that's why they should have done a from above, Yes,

593
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,720
show us what was staky playing right right?

594
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: Right, So we pulled the boat out. Carrie's like, he's

595
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:31,759
fucking ripes right, you fucking kill somebody, right, But they

596
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:34,279
didn't do that. They were just stretching and then they

597
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:36,240
stretched enough so that they could get all the stuff out.

598
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:37,920
Now they get all the stuff out, but then once

599
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:40,200
the stuff is out, they're like, well, we can't put

600
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,400
any of the things out. But it's not clearly conveyed

601
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,160
why it was just a bunch of nuns and they

602
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,440
take them on a sunset crew.

603
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:50,359
Speaker 1: I never would have I did not understand how they

604
00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:53,960
could have gotten them jet skiing in that area. There's

605
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,920
a million boats, there's a lot of traffic. Made no

606
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,279
sense to me.

607
00:30:56,319 --> 00:30:58,599
Speaker 2: I agree with you. So Anthony is spiraling. He knows

608
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,920
not what to do. There are two many dietary restrictions,

609
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,400
but our boy Anthony will pull it out first.

610
00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:06,599
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, yeah, the walls are closing

611
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,680
in and we've seen this before that that's when they

612
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,960
start talking, and it's just a matter of time before

613
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,640
the chefy starts to spiral into madness. And it didn't

614
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,880
happen at this very moment, but of course it happens

615
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,079
later in the episode. The seeds are planted. He's a nutbag.

616
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:23,720
I have to stay on a personal level. I don't

617
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:24,119
like him.

618
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,839
Speaker 2: Oh really, he's a sweet guy, you think, so too sweet?

619
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also a erratic and combative.

620
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean listen, when you set precedence in life,

621
00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:39,240
the patterns follow, right, So what you doing that for?

622
00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: Well, I thought you're gonna say, the precedent of is

623
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:42,799
his ex wife banging his uncle.

624
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,599
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but that is a consequence of the

625
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,200
president's set right. So when you're too nice and you're

626
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,799
a bit of a dormat kind of a person, what

627
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:53,079
do people do with dormats? They step on them, right,

628
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,400
And and just like that pissed that doornet. That doormat

629
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,400
has feelings too, and that doormat thinks, you know, hey,

630
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,079
maybe one day I'd like to step on somebody else,

631
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,559
you know, and then they get erratic neurotic. There are

632
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:05,759
schisms psychlically.

633
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:09,039
Speaker 1: I think everybody was perfectly polite and professional with him

634
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:12,000
this entire charter, and I think he was being, uh

635
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:12,880
over dramatic.

636
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,839
Speaker 2: We'll see. But we get to Kyle and a little

637
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,279
sea rat history. He tells his grandma that he almost

638
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:22,039
got fired.

639
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. He calls his grammy and he to say that

640
00:32:26,839 --> 00:32:31,000
he underplayed the actual reality of what took place.

641
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:35,079
Speaker 2: You will have been proud, grandma, I thought, Uh.

642
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: Gon, we get a little sea rat history from from

643
00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:43,039
Kyle here. Yeah, are you all sitting down? A Kyle

644
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,640
was raised by a single mother. Okay, it could have

645
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,839
been worse to him been raised by Chef Anthony's uncle. Hey, uncle,

646
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,559
why is my girlfriend's i'd wear in your room?

647
00:32:55,839 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Did you do your homework? Why

648
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,000
are you asking me if I've done it? You've never

649
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,720
asked me if I'm doing my homework. Feels like a

650
00:33:02,759 --> 00:33:05,640
diversion tactic. Let's get back to it. Why is my

651
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,240
girlfriend's underwear in here? Oh? I fucked her? Go do

652
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,519
your homework. See, yeah, I no bad guys, bad guys.

653
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,839
Let's get to dinner. Captain Carrey is joining them. He

654
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,599
has to do what he can to kind of bring

655
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,880
the level of this vacation up, and that is going

656
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,359
to be achieved by gracing them with his presence. They

657
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,680
did request him. Now, first up as a black Truffle Carbonara,

658
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,839
and I gotta say, Carrie's really knocked out of the

659
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,880
park with these guys. They're like, it's your.

660
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: Favorite boat and this one I like.

661
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:46,279
Speaker 2: Captain carry is the band. So next dish is a

662
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,720
chocolate cake called Stoked for the Soaks.

663
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: I think their last name is Stokes.

664
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: Thank you. I want to say this because that that

665
00:33:59,079 --> 00:33:59,799
name didn't make sense.

666
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: Now, desserts in general, I don't think ever need to

667
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,719
be I mean, it's it's a cake, okay, flour, eggs, butter,

668
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,039
cook it in the oven, right.

669
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,159
Speaker 2: Not being very reductive about the art of baking. But

670
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,880
am I extremely you bake a cake like does hee

671
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,920
you try to bake a cake?

672
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. I'm never buying a cake from

673
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,559
Ralph's grocery store again. That's what I thought. I was

674
00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:32,000
getting a cookies and cream cake for Quentin's birthday party.

675
00:34:32,039 --> 00:34:33,920
You know he's fucking too he doesn't give a shit,

676
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,159
But the family members cared. That thing was dry. You

677
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,719
could tell it had no love in it.

678
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. What you just reduced this

679
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,000
process down, this ritualistic kind of practice down into is

680
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:57,079
what you'd get from Ralph's, this brick of to do,

681
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,199
you know, I mean, just box his check. No presence

682
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,639
with the dessert at all. And that's why you go

683
00:35:03,639 --> 00:35:05,800
to Susie Cakes. You'll get a moist bunt cake.

684
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this about Susie Cakes, all right. Everything

685
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:11,679
tastes good when you put three pounds of butter in it.

686
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and that's there and everything bus everything

687
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,440
tastes good when you pay eighty dollars for a fucking

688
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,239
birthday cake. You go, oh yeah, this has to taste

689
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,480
good otherwise I'll fucking kill myself. Because it's not just

690
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:24,320
about me spending eighty dollars on a birthday cake. It's

691
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,280
about the world we live in and how we I've

692
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,119
all bought into the past. Susie Cake La is the

693
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,280
dumbest place in the world. Everyone's just like, this pizza

694
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,760
is nine to fifty, This slice of cheese pizza. Why

695
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,079
are you.

696
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:40,599
Speaker 1: Waiting outside a coffee shop to get coffee for forty

697
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:43,039
five minutes because the Internet told you it's cool.

698
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 2: It's crazy. You don't need let me tell you something.

699
00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:52,599
You don't need a piece of pecan pie in an

700
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,599
iced machio latte. Okay, you need to hug a tree,

701
00:35:57,159 --> 00:36:00,400
root yourself, ground yourself. I mean, what do we do here?

702
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,679
Did you say pea CAMPI yeah, they're throwing all I

703
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,679
told you, mach just having a moment right now. I

704
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,159
don't know what we're doing here. I've told you so

705
00:36:09,159 --> 00:36:12,039
many times we need to go get land somewhere. But

706
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:13,719
you don't want to move to the East Coast because

707
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,000
it's too cold. You want to live in the fucking

708
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:19,960
four corners of the United States, one of the most

709
00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:23,159
haunted grounds of this country. There's spent so much blood

710
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:23,880
spilled there.

711
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,679
Speaker 1: Anyways, Dylan's moving a thousand oaks.

712
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 2: Not yet. I'm still fighting. There's a lot of a

713
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,039
lot of people that love Ronald Reagan out there, and.

714
00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: I just I don't think, oh, Reagan museum.

715
00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:43,039
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could do that. All right,

716
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:46,039
So we're taking out the trash, or are we? And

717
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,840
I'm not even going to rate that dinner because it

718
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,480
wasn't even at dinner. I don't blame you the exterior,

719
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:53,639
thank you. The exterior just isn't doing anything. Okay. Now,

720
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,440
I understand that Anthony was having a bit of an erratic,

721
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,119
bit of a melodramatic episode, but this is one of

722
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:02,039
these things where I do think that he was just ignored,

723
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,519
and I do think that the crew.

724
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, Yeah, we had conflicting footage. We have him,

725
00:37:08,119 --> 00:37:10,679
we have him freaking the fuck out, and then you

726
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,679
have h Hugo boss answered the walkie talkie, and then

727
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,079
so let takes the trash out. What's the problem here? People?

728
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,239
Wasn't done on the minute he wanted it done, It

729
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,719
got done. And look there's people to make out with

730
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,440
on this boat.

731
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you know, that's a good point. I think

732
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,559
from his perspective, like Selene's really working her ass off,

733
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:38,320
she's been helping with dinner service. The exterior hasn't been

734
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:43,440
doing much but smoking and I don't know dming, you know,

735
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:46,719
sending the pussy flares out and stuff like that. But

736
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,760
there are pussy flares to send and people to make

737
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,000
out with.

738
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:51,519
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, I'll get to your trash when I'm

739
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,599
good and fucking ready.

740
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so leave it alone. Next day, next and we

741
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:03,039
should say kudos to Celene who once said the word autonomous.

742
00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:08,239
I mean, I don't even I couldn't say the French

743
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,880
version of that, the Spanish version of that if I tried,

744
00:38:11,079 --> 00:38:15,119
you know. And she's also working really hard. She's starting

745
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,519
to like really kind of click.

746
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: Well, let's point it out. She's got a lot of

747
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,239
time on her hands.

748
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: Now, she's not making out with anybody. Next day, next day,

749
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,199
we find out that they paid sixty grand.

750
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: I think these people, especially Corrello Deville, what a fucking

751
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:33,119
sucker all you had. I think his wife is probably

752
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:35,800
a fan of Bravo. Denise is a looker. Okay. I

753
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,599
don't know what she's doing with that weirdow, and I

754
00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:41,159
think she probably got in contact with some producer and

755
00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:43,519
they just threw a number out there. Yeah it's sixty grand.

756
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,760
They didn't realize that you could go, we'll fly out

757
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,360
there and we'll come up with the tip. Okay, I

758
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:53,119
think they did pay sixty k. But I'm the point

759
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:55,199
I'm making is I think most guests that we've seen

760
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,679
on these boats did not pay sixty thousand dollars.

761
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's a cheap vait case kidding, it's

762
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,320
ludicrously expensive.

763
00:39:03,639 --> 00:39:06,159
Speaker 1: But you could have gotten if I talked to Corrello Develle,

764
00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,719
I would have said, dude, you can get this lockdown

765
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,159
for like twenty two k Okay.

766
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:13,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Anthony is really getting quite the curt treatment

767
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,559
from the Sea rats. He asks Rainbow how breakfast was

768
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:20,199
and says that he needs details on what they were

769
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,239
thinking about the the Holland days and whatnot, and she goes,

770
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,440
I don't have time for this fucking bullshit and she

771
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:29,599
walks out. He goesy, is that don't su what's okay?

772
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: This was my favorite part of the episode, and it

773
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:38,000
reminded me of a favorite scene from a movie called

774
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:42,599
Dirty Work, in which this filthy bum asked for a

775
00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:47,199
couple bucks from Norm McDonald's and then starts going into

776
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,960
how we ended up on the streets of Los Angeles.

777
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,239
And this is the scene.

778
00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 2: I think I finally realized just how low I'd sunk.

779
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:02,840
Is that down she lives with her mom and I

780
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,199
was standing on the sidelines and a cop came up

781
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:05,840
and asked.

782
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:08,519
Speaker 1: Me to move along. That's when it hit me.

783
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,039
Speaker 2: Here's your two dollars.

784
00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's your two dollars. Yeah, I don't care.

785
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny. I was I was thinking

786
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,760
about norm the other day and he did that. Him

787
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:32,360
is Sully Sullenberger. He did some bizarre bit on Conan

788
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,920
where he was he was doing a Sully movie too,

789
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:40,280
after the Tom Hanks version had come out. But it

790
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,360
was just about Sully before the the flight on the Hudson.

791
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:48,719
It was just him flying planes. Yeah, and he's like, no, no, no,

792
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,320
you don't understand. It's not this is before he landed

793
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,000
that plane on the Hudson. No, there's not a crazy

794
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,559
but he was just a pilot. I miss him.

795
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: I do too, And I love that downy character.

796
00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: That downy character is just just sitting in his home

797
00:41:08,559 --> 00:41:12,599
and Rhode Island kind of collecting a check. And I

798
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:18,199
think reading I think he's a well I don't want

799
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:21,239
to get into politics or anything, but I think he's

800
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,639
a kind of a I think him and Dennis Miller

801
00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:27,480
have a lot in com.

802
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh do that? Yeah, okay, yeah, interesting. Came up with

803
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,480
a lot of great bits on Saturday Night Live.

804
00:41:36,199 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 2: I forgot my Lucky's stabbing hat yeah, that was a

805
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:46,760
great one. Okay, so sorry lunch chicken pat tie, chicken

806
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,280
pet tie. No, I didn't see chicken patie.

807
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: That's not what that was.

808
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 2: You don't serve pet tie. And I hollowed out of pineapple.

809
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,559
It's never done.

810
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:55,519
Speaker 1: I think he did though.

811
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 2: It's not chicken toarry. It was a chicken pet tie,

812
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:08,079
I think. So okay. There's a famous clip of Gordon

813
00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:12,079
Ramsey cooking pet tie for a Thai chef and the

814
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:16,239
Thai chef tastes it after Gordon's gone through you know

815
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,719
how Gordon does. He dances through a recipe.

816
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 3: Off the heat, you know, beautiful blissed tomatoes, mushrooms, and

817
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,320
he goes through this whole gauntlet of cooking his pet

818
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,880
tie and he serves it to the Thai chef and

819
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,400
the Thai chef looks at him and.

820
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,519
Speaker 2: He says, this is disgusting. It's not pet tie at all,

821
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:43,920
and you've failed this. This is orange chicken, this is

822
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,280
not even this is This looked like lacquered lumps of

823
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:54,039
dead bird with no fish sauce, no line, no no, no,

824
00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,440
no bean spread. So it was it was something you

825
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,199
would get at Panda Express. I cannot believe this was

826
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:05,159
called pet tie. Yeah, oh my god, crazy. Thanks for hey,

827
00:43:05,679 --> 00:43:07,079
thanks for bringing that to my attention.

828
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:07,679
Speaker 1: Welcome.

829
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: All right, so we really whipped through the day. We

830
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:16,360
get to the seventies dinner. We're gonna do Wellington beef, plantain, lobster.

831
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,719
The episode, as I mentioned, didn't take time with anything.

832
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,199
It was it was it's tough for.

833
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: You to analyze.

834
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,679
Speaker 2: It was caught at a TikTok's pace, right, Damo says

835
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,320
nice ass to Rainbow, and we wake for the third

836
00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:33,320
day of the charter. Now Kyle wakes with an awkward

837
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,239
feeling in his stomach.

838
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 1: He's bombed. He can't slip it in anymore.

839
00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: And again we talked about the thick line. You know

840
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:45,679
that uh, you know that plot of land in between

841
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,840
North and South Korea that's littered with land mines.

842
00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: I believe that's called the no zone, the nose demilitarized zone.

843
00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: So if we look at what if we if we

844
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,360
put slipping it in and saying hi on either ends,

845
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,880
there are so many little landmines you can what right,

846
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:09,840
So grabbing a tit right wouldn't quite be slipping it in,

847
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,679
but that you'll blow your leg off if you're at it.

848
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,440
You see what I'm saying, and it's definitely forced. But Kyle,

849
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:22,079
I'm very worried about him. I'm very worried about the

850
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:23,920
young man. Now, this was filmed a year ago, so

851
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,400
he could be.

852
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: Man him after he did it. Oh did we really?

853
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

854
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I actually asked him in these are private conversations,

855
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,719
I said, did you ever sleep with a charter guests?

856
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,360
And he answered that question that day?

857
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,079
Speaker 2: He did answer, and then we went out for drinks.

858
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: But I'll keep that to myself.

859
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:43,559
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, yeah, I love a secret. I know you

860
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:45,639
love a secret. You are not good at keeping them?

861
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: I am right now.

862
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,119
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I am right now?

863
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: Did he sleep with hell and or not?

864
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 2: I know it. Being good at keeping secrets is not

865
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,639
a current status thing. It is a It is a principle.

866
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was case by case basis.

867
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,159
Speaker 2: No, definitely not. I'm really good at keeping secrets. I

868
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:04,119
will go to the fucking grave with shit. You know,

869
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,480
I can you tell me anything you want? You tell me?

870
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,840
You don't tell anybody. I won't tell anybody. Really, Nope.

871
00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:14,719
My wife constantly gives me shit, why won't you tell

872
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,920
me it's not yours to know. It's not yours to know. Wow,

873
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,400
and you tell your wife everything correct?

874
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so, maybe some embarrassing stuff. What's like

875
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,400
what I don't know, the things that happen during the day.

876
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:37,599
Speaker 2: You're gay? No, honey, this is really embarrassing. But uh,

877
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,840
I'm a homosexual.

878
00:45:39,079 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sorry for that.

879
00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so let's move on to Kyle and Jess,

880
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,039
who have a chat.

881
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say this is when Rob and

882
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,800
Doug have that pow wow and it the line comes up,

883
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,840
no tip is a isn't a reflection?

884
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,519
Speaker 2: Yes? So sorry, I moved ahead about the circumstance. There's

885
00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:58,679
a moment that I'm really excited to get to where

886
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,639
where Kyle tells Jess that he loves drinking. But before

887
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:08,199
we before we get there, yes, Ron and dog Ron

888
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,599
and Doug Cruello de Ville and Doug o Ron whichever

889
00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:13,960
they are, have this conversation and then he approaches Carrie

890
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,199
and goes, listen, we we didn't got the boat, so

891
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,320
what are we gonna do here? And carry goes, well,

892
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,159
I mean, what are you talking about? You still got

893
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:25,519
to take care of the crew. If I was Cruello,

894
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,960
I would have been like, what the fuck are you

895
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:31,280
talking about? What are you talking about?

896
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: All right, So I want to say this about Corilla

897
00:46:33,079 --> 00:46:37,079
till there's something about you I don't like on a

898
00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:40,360
deep level. That being said, I think you were perfectly

899
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,199
in your right and I actually respect you more for

900
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,679
approaching the captain about this and having a polite conversation

901
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,159
about it.

902
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

903
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's my that's Patty's I think you don't.

904
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 2: Like Cruello because Crollo has the vibe of, like you

905
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,360
know when you watch poker on TV and people kind

906
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,199
of chopping it up, and then there's that one guy

907
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,199
in like Oakley sunglasses who's just not speaking to anybody. Right,

908
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,320
I'm getting that kind of vibe from cruel Oh really

909
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:14,360
yeah yeah, wow weirdo. No sorry, Corella is nice guy.

910
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,519
Like we discussed Kyle.

911
00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: He's having an existential crisis here.

912
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he loves to fucking booze.

913
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: Well you think they cut off his wang, Dude, they

914
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,360
asked you to not have sex with a charter guests

915
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,599
in front of their husbands anymore.

916
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So listen, we have sandwiches to get to.

917
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,199
These sea rats have to eat now Anthony once again

918
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:41,320
gets ship for not serving enough food, and Damo, upon

919
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:49,559
receiving the sandwiches, goes ugh sea rats will chew through

920
00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:52,519
copper wire if things are bad enough. Okay, so I

921
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:56,639
don't understand what the snooty two dy attitude about this.

922
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,639
Speaker 1: I'd also argue, Damo, you haven't had to lift a

923
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:02,280
god him finger for three days. I mean, I think

924
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,639
you could probably even walk off the boat during your

925
00:48:04,639 --> 00:48:06,440
break and go get a snack down the street.

926
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: Damo, eat the sandwich.

927
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: That being said, Cheffy is an erratic idiot, and he

928
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,800
totally overblew this.

929
00:48:14,119 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I would just say, you know, he

930
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:23,400
eat the sandwich. See round. Okay, some meals are going

931
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,920
to be better than others. All right, we get to

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the guest departing and we get to the tip meeting. Now,

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the tip meeting is a very very tense one, right

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because we don't know what we're going to get from

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Cruello in the gang. But also if one person says

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anything about lunch to Chef Anthony, he's gonna cry and

937
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scream and throw paper towels.

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Speaker 1: I love that it was Barbara that asked, Hey, when's

939
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lunch that's I'm out of here. Hey, she didn't have

940
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,599
sex with your ex wife, dude a lack?

941
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know right, and she could have, by the way,

942
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you know, I think Barbara is beautiful. And last night

943
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,719
we were watching ble a Deck and I let it

944
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slip a little bit too much in front of the way.

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She goes, she's that hair is crazy. I was like,

946
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oh my god, that hair, and Cecy goes, Jesus, what

947
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,119
do you mean that hair? What? I just think she

948
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has beautiful hair.

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Speaker 1: You're lucky. I wasn't watching TV in that bed with you.

950
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,320
I would go like, what's with the hair? She looks

951
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,199
like Louis the fucking fourteenth? Does she haven't mirror?

952
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 2: She has sexy? It looks ridiculously Okay, So Anthony once

953
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:44,280
again flips out fru yeah. But he is eventually called

954
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,599
back to the top and Jess is very sweet to him,

955
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:49,840
and so it was frasier and they get up to

956
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find that their tip is only what.

957
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: Nineteen k and uh I think Olesa La calls him

958
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,639
cheap ups.

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Speaker 2: I think Kyle's the only one in the right frame

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of mine here.

961
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm glad to get anything.

962
00:50:03,559 --> 00:50:07,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But also like I understand him coming from

963
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an exterior place, Like the only thing they did was

964
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scooch the boat out so that they could open stuff

965
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up and then not put anything out. That's when they

966
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just slept the rest of the time. So Kyle's really happy,

967
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but I can understand why interior is a little pissed.

968
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But listen, we get a great lunch, chicken, tacos something.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's when Kyle goes and visits a familiar friend.

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Speaker 2: An old friend, an old Scotch whiskey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell Kyle something. And it's something that

972
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I learned a long time ago. The answer to your

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problems is not at the bottom of that bottle, my friend.

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Speaker 2: But it might be so sip away. Yeah.

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00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: Ah. That crew dinner and that speech, that.

976
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Speaker 2: Was dude, that was it. There was a fear and

977
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:55,840
loathing package of him swirling Johnny Walker Black around debating

978
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whether or not it was so weird. So so we

979
00:50:58,159 --> 00:51:02,440
have this this very like magically real. That's not the

980
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,679
It was a trippy montage of him debating whether or

981
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,559
not to drink. It was like a fever dream. And

982
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then we just snapped back to reality and Hugo Boss

983
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is sitting with him, and Damo's standing there with his

984
00:51:13,639 --> 00:51:15,119
cockout and they're all just drinking.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a night out, but he got you

986
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,320
gotta an early start, let's say. Yeah, And much like

987
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,760
a thermometer, like it gets it at red point when

988
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,159
it gets hot. Always look at Kyle's nose. Sure it

989
00:51:26,199 --> 00:51:28,519
gets redder. The drunker he does. Yeah, he looks like

990
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:29,360
fucking Rudolph.

991
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Speaker 2: Well, Rudolph turns into quite the villain. I would say blitzen.

992
00:51:36,679 --> 00:51:41,840
He's more like blitzing because he decides that he is

993
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,800
going to make a speech at this table, saying that again,

994
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,480
I was on that plane.

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Speaker 1: Which I want to Yeah, you were you though maybe

996
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:59,480
I wasn't, but if I was, yeah, you guys didn't

997
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,880
catch me rights even though you tried.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he says, I think I got away with something.

999
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:12,000
I'm happy to have gotten away with something. And then

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he pulled the he essentially pulls the the kind of

1001
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,119
the reverse Scooby Doo. Right, So so he goes, I

1002
00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:22,719
did get away with something, and it would have been

1003
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,400
that what what of the what did the ghost robbers say?

1004
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,800
It's Scooby do I would have gotten away with it.

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Speaker 1: I would have gotten away with it. It wasn't for you,

1006
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,800
pesky kids.

1007
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so he he got away with it, but

1008
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,960
pesky Fraser attempted to take him down.

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Speaker 1: Kyle is.

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Speaker 2: In Listen. We've seen drunks just go out and have

1011
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,480
a good time, right when and I went out emotionally

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00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,639
kind of fractured place.

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Speaker 1: I have an admission. We went out for drinks with

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00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:53,199
him after we pot it with him last year. You

1015
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,440
left early to go do something. I went to another

1016
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,079
bar with him. I'm the one that got wasted and

1017
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:01,199
he was the normal one. I felt like a douchebag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I'm sure you both

1019
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,280
tied a couple long.

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Speaker 1: He maybe can hold his liquor better than I can. Really, Yeah,

1021
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we did a couple of shots at tequila, and I

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was fucking out of my mind.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, if I do tequila shots, I mean, man,

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my butthole will fall out of my body. To get

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