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<v Speaker 1>Things heating up once again in the TLFX Games. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>in to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney,

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<v Speaker 1>glad to be out of the running myself and observing

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<v Speaker 1>from the desk and a job I definitely won't be

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<v Speaker 1>including on a future resume. Up next, it's, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Lanny Poffo Lapsed Lanny from the famed Pofo wrestling clan

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<v Speaker 1>who advanced over Colonel Robert Parker in the first round

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<v Speaker 1>of the TLFX Games, and he'll be taking on the

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<v Speaker 1>mighty lapse to Kevin Nash, a former multi time world

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<v Speaker 1>champion in his own right who was able to defeat

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<v Speaker 1>the legendary patriarch of the Von Eric wrestling clan, Fritz

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<v Speaker 1>van Eric. We're gonna hear first, of course, from the

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<v Speaker 1>poet himself, Leaping Lanny.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to present a poem. There once was

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<v Speaker 2>a man named Diesel who turned out to be nothing

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<v Speaker 2>more than a weasel. He used moves like the big

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<v Speaker 2>boot and jack knife which would end matches without much strife.

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<v Speaker 2>I fear not the hot tag, for when he takes

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<v Speaker 2>his first step, I will hear a tear and a

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<v Speaker 2>pop of his right quadrus up. Though he claims to

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<v Speaker 2>know all and no bumps are for free, he will

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<v Speaker 2>make a great fall when he meets Leaping Lannie.

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<v Speaker 1>Longfellow couldn't have said it better. Laps Lanny was able

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<v Speaker 1>to progress past lapse Colonel Robert Parker in the first

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<v Speaker 1>round of the TfL LFX acuted easy for me to say,

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<v Speaker 1>by a seventy one point eight percent to twenty eight

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<v Speaker 1>point two percent margin, a rather comfortable lead for Lenny

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<v Speaker 1>going into his next contest with Lapsed Nash. However, few

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<v Speaker 1>were able to take such a commanding victory over their

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<v Speaker 1>initial TLFX game opponent as Kevin Nash, who was able

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<v Speaker 1>to defeat Fritz von Erik, despite a rich and story

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<v Speaker 1>tradition in the archives of ten years that the lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>fan lapsed Fritz proving absolutely impotent in the face of

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<v Speaker 1>the indifference of one Kevin Nash and eighty three point

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<v Speaker 1>one percent to sixteen point nine percent differential in the

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<v Speaker 1>first round between Fritz and our winner. Who will hear

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<v Speaker 1>from right now, I don't see what the big deal is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I did right now? I just fucking

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<v Speaker 1>beat Fritz van Eriic, You know, like it's a big

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<v Speaker 1>fucking deal. And I got this guy, this fucking poet

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<v Speaker 1>coming up next. Jesus fucking Christ, you know what, bring

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<v Speaker 1>him on? You know, you know what, I love poetry.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a book on my on my my, my

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<v Speaker 1>coffee table right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I got a book there of some of

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<v Speaker 2>the greatest poetry in the history of a history of

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<v Speaker 2>fucking humankind. You know. I guess that's the way I'll

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<v Speaker 2>fucking prep for this match. And I'll get maybe a

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<v Speaker 2>nice murlow, you know, kind of sit back at the

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<v Speaker 2>fire going, you know, and read some fucking poetry and

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<v Speaker 2>see what happens. I'm fucking afraid of this guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking piece of shit. I can walk over him

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<v Speaker 2>like nothing else. You know. Listen, I beat Savage, I

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<v Speaker 2>beat his fucking brother, all right, I'm beating everybody else

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<v Speaker 2>is fucking coming to their presence. You know, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking give a shit. If he wants to come me,

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<v Speaker 2>he's more than welcome to I can tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 2>big Sexy, he ain't going down for free.

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<v Speaker 1>We would have assumed anything else from Kevin Nash, who

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<v Speaker 1>will be taking on laps Landy Pofo in the round

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<v Speaker 1>of sixteen of the t LFX Games. Of course, keep

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<v Speaker 1>it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan for information and details on when and where

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be able to vote on who advances and the

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<v Speaker 1>ultimate King of the Cast tournament. Brought to you, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>by our friends at Garage Beer small batch light beer,

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<v Speaker 1>flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA. It's a garage beer

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<v Speaker 1>in the garage. It's always open, and keep your ballots

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<v Speaker 1>open until the next time we see you here in

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<v Speaker 1>the TLFX Games event center for more words from future participants.