Speaker 1: Things heating up once again in the TLFX Games. Welcome
Speaker 1: in to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney,
Speaker 1: glad to be out of the running myself and observing
Speaker 1: from the desk and a job I definitely won't be
Speaker 1: including on a future resume. Up next, it's, of course,
Speaker 1: Lanny Poffo Lapsed Lanny from the famed Pofo wrestling clan
Speaker 1: who advanced over Colonel Robert Parker in the first round
Speaker 1: of the TLFX Games, and he'll be taking on the
Speaker 1: mighty lapse to Kevin Nash, a former multi time world
Speaker 1: champion in his own right who was able to defeat
Speaker 1: the legendary patriarch of the Von Eric wrestling clan, Fritz
Speaker 1: van Eric. We're gonna hear first, of course, from the
Speaker 1: poet himself, Leaping Lanny.
Speaker 2: I would like to present a poem. There once was
Speaker 2: a man named Diesel who turned out to be nothing
Speaker 2: more than a weasel. He used moves like the big
Speaker 2: boot and jack knife which would end matches without much strife.
Speaker 2: I fear not the hot tag, for when he takes
Speaker 2: his first step, I will hear a tear and a
Speaker 2: pop of his right quadrus up. Though he claims to
Speaker 2: know all and no bumps are for free, he will
Speaker 2: make a great fall when he meets Leaping Lannie.
Speaker 1: Longfellow couldn't have said it better. Laps Lanny was able
Speaker 1: to progress past lapse Colonel Robert Parker in the first
Speaker 1: round of the TfL LFX acuted easy for me to say,
Speaker 1: by a seventy one point eight percent to twenty eight
Speaker 1: point two percent margin, a rather comfortable lead for Lenny
Speaker 1: going into his next contest with Lapsed Nash. However, few
Speaker 1: were able to take such a commanding victory over their
Speaker 1: initial TLFX game opponent as Kevin Nash, who was able
Speaker 1: to defeat Fritz von Erik, despite a rich and story
Speaker 1: tradition in the archives of ten years that the lapsed
Speaker 1: fan lapsed Fritz proving absolutely impotent in the face of
Speaker 1: the indifference of one Kevin Nash and eighty three point
Speaker 1: one percent to sixteen point nine percent differential in the
Speaker 1: first round between Fritz and our winner. Who will hear
Speaker 1: from right now, I don't see what the big deal is.
Speaker 1: You know what I did right now? I just fucking
Speaker 1: beat Fritz van Eriic, You know, like it's a big
Speaker 1: fucking deal. And I got this guy, this fucking poet
Speaker 1: coming up next. Jesus fucking Christ, you know what, bring
Speaker 1: him on? You know, you know what, I love poetry.
Speaker 1: I had a book on my on my my, my
Speaker 1: coffee table right now.
Speaker 2: You know, I got a book there of some of
Speaker 2: the greatest poetry in the history of a history of
Speaker 2: fucking humankind. You know. I guess that's the way I'll
Speaker 2: fucking prep for this match. And I'll get maybe a
Speaker 2: nice murlow, you know, kind of sit back at the
Speaker 2: fire going, you know, and read some fucking poetry and
Speaker 2: see what happens. I'm fucking afraid of this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the fucking piece of shit. I can walk over him
Speaker 2: like nothing else. You know. Listen, I beat Savage, I
Speaker 2: beat his fucking brother, all right, I'm beating everybody else
Speaker 2: is fucking coming to their presence. You know, I don't
Speaker 2: fucking give a shit. If he wants to come me,
Speaker 2: he's more than welcome to I can tell you right now,
Speaker 2: big Sexy, he ain't going down for free.
Speaker 1: We would have assumed anything else from Kevin Nash, who
Speaker 1: will be taking on laps Landy Pofo in the round
Speaker 1: of sixteen of the t LFX Games. Of course, keep
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Speaker 1: you'll be able to vote on who advances and the
Speaker 1: ultimate King of the Cast tournament. Brought to you, of course,
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