Speaker 1: Calaroga Shark Media. Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
Speaker 1: daily comedy news that Memi Matt demon is picking on
Speaker 1: poor Andrew Schultz. It's all in good fun. It is
Speaker 1: promote Andrew schultz upcoming Netflix special. They put out a
Speaker 1: sketch of swords. They're sitting in a diner. It's three
Speaker 1: and a half minutes long, and let me play some
Speaker 1: of it for you. Have pulled out a couple of
Speaker 1: the naughty words, and I'll stop it after a joke here,
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna play three and a half minutes,
Speaker 1: but let's take a listen. Schulpsye, shultze, shultzy, sheltzy. Matthew, Hey,
Speaker 1: cute baby. I didn't get the amber alert. Hey Matt,
Speaker 1: how are you? Hey Matt, how are you? It's always
Speaker 1: good to see Good to see you too. Me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What are you two up to today? Jesus, we are
Speaker 1: celebrating my new specials coming out. Oh nice? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: do you stand up there and grow mustache? Actually, if
Speaker 1: you want to know, it's about my wife and I
Speaker 1: trying to make a baby. It's like like red tube.
Speaker 1: Like what it's red tube? Man? No, not like red tube.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about weird out? We had a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble getting pregnant. Oh oh, I'm sorry, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Well you should have come to me
Speaker 1: for that. Come to you for what. Well, I know
Speaker 1: everything there is about being born right. You can use
Speaker 1: that in your skit if you want. Andrew eventually tells Damon,
Speaker 1: do me favorite, don't watch the special. It's not for
Speaker 1: people like you. Damon is mad. What does that mean
Speaker 1: people like me? I'll watch your effing I'm shooting Blank's
Speaker 1: comedy special as much as I effing wants you. I'll
Speaker 1: watch it twice. Damon then shouts to the rest of
Speaker 1: the people in the restaurant, Hey, everybody, Andrew Schultz's a
Speaker 1: comedy special about how some of his reproductive stuff wasn't
Speaker 1: working that great, and we're all gonna watch it. F you,
Speaker 1: I'm watching it now. I wasn't gonna watch it, but
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna watch it. Schultz share some more details
Speaker 1: about the special, Damon says, I better not tell you.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I get to tell people. I'll
Speaker 1: tell people whatever I want to tell. Everybody, This dumb
Speaker 1: ass right here is a special about his low sperm
Speaker 1: Count and it's on Netflix. Fun really great job on
Speaker 1: this one. Damon was on Top Pop his podcast last
Speaker 1: August and Damon was talking about his old New York
Speaker 1: apartment and said, my friend Larry Schultz and his wife
Speaker 1: Sandra lived above me, and they had these two kids,
Speaker 1: Greg and Andrew, and they would skateboard around me. My
Speaker 1: whole life I watched these kids grow up. Damon explained it.
Speaker 1: Years later, he bumped into a friend and it turned
Speaker 1: out they both knew the Schultz family. The mutual palse
Speaker 1: at my friend grew up on that building. Damon said, Oh, yeah, Andrew,
Speaker 1: Larry's boy. What's he up to? He was then told
Speaker 1: he's a very very successful stand up comedian. Schultz told
Speaker 1: people met's the man. We were on the trailer right
Speaker 1: before we filmed, just riffing on the script, and his
Speaker 1: ideas were hilarious. They made the sketch so much better. Also,
Speaker 1: he's a movie megastar with no ego. It's incredibly rare
Speaker 1: in this business. Life is Andrew Special's March fourth on Netflix.
Speaker 1: There's a theory floating around that Shane Gillis apparently is
Speaker 1: connected to the Shadow Government somehow Crack dot Com had
Speaker 1: the story. Now this comes from the podcast war Mode.
Speaker 1: Warmode's co host is Billy McCusker, who is the brother
Speaker 1: of Shane Gillis's podcasting partner, Matt McCusker. Anyway, on the
Speaker 1: war Mode podcast, Spud explained the theory the new head
Speaker 1: of the CIA. He wanted to note, youre dame okay,
Speaker 1: But the dude that was head of the CIA before
Speaker 1: him went to Trinity High School with Shane's father, Phil Gillis.
Speaker 1: The guy who is the CEO of bud Light was
Speaker 1: in the CIA. Ah, this is all starting to make
Speaker 1: lots of sense, isn't it. You see, Spud explained intelligence.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people from West Point that are intelligence.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that are in entertainment that
Speaker 1: are in intelligence. Usaid was paying all these people money
Speaker 1: to do that stuff. Why do you think the guy
Speaker 1: that used to work at the CIA goes to Budweiser.
Speaker 1: He knows there's a bunch of trans money on the table,
Speaker 1: he'll take it. Who cares, He'll go get Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1: So I mean at this point, Shane's an asset. At
Speaker 1: this point, McCusker insisted that spud has gone too far
Speaker 1: cracked wonders if Lorne Michaels is part of the deep state. Hmm.
Speaker 1: Shane Gillis hosts SNL this weekend. Alec Baldwin, who, by
Speaker 1: the way, before we even get into the story, let's
Speaker 1: just point out there's a new Netflix series called The Baldwins.
Speaker 1: And it's funny how now anytime somebody has a new
Speaker 1: Netflix series, they wind up in a controversy of sorts.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to promote the comedian here because let
Speaker 1: me tell you the story and they'll explain why. So
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin appear too nearly come to blows with a
Speaker 1: Trump impersonator near Alex's apartment in Manhattan. There's obviously a
Speaker 1: camera running, and there's obviously a man dressed up as
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. So here's why I don't want to promote
Speaker 1: the comedian, because you're going out of your way to
Speaker 1: be annoying. So whatever you think of Alec Baldwin, he's there.
Speaker 1: He's getting his cars out of a town car. He's
Speaker 1: tipping the driver. The Trumpet personator walks up to him,
Speaker 1: dressed in a Trump outfit and offers Alec Baldwin quotes
Speaker 1: a full parton for murdering that woman if Baldwin will
Speaker 1: kiss the ring. Newsweek reminds us Baldwin was never charged
Speaker 1: with murder, and this all refers to the incident during
Speaker 1: the filming of the movie Rust. Baldwin was charged with
Speaker 1: involuntary manslaughter. That charge was dismissed by New Mexico State
Speaker 1: Court in October twenty twenty four. So here's Alec again,
Speaker 1: whatever you think of him. He's unloading his car. A
Speaker 1: guy walks up dressed as Trump, and Baldwin says, now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. My kids live in
Speaker 1: this building. And then baal would kind of lost it
Speaker 1: and said, if this camera wasn't here at snap your
Speaker 1: effing neck in half and break your effing neck. You
Speaker 1: realize that, don't you. I want you get out of here.
Speaker 1: I'll take that camera and I'll shove it up your behind. So,
Speaker 1: like you know, if you're a Trump personare you'd be
Speaker 1: a Trump personator, don't walk up to people on the
Speaker 1: street with the camera. Just I have no patience for that.
Speaker 1: From the San Diego Union Tribune, they had a conference
Speaker 1: call with Jerry Seinfeld and Jim gaff Again, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what they said. Now, I'll switch back and forth here.
Speaker 1: I will do Jerry as and if you're a new listener,
Speaker 1: this is half ass angry Jerry Seinfeld. So it's not
Speaker 1: the Jerry of did you ever notice that? Da Da Da?
Speaker 1: I don't do that one. I do the half ass,
Speaker 1: slow burn angry Jerry Seinfeld from the sitcom what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Da da Da? So I'll do Jerry like that,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what I'll do Jim as, but
Speaker 1: Jim will be the other voice. And again I'm putting
Speaker 1: a spin on this. I'm sure this is not the
Speaker 1: way Jerry said any of this. The question what is
Speaker 1: it about each other that makes your relationships click? Well,
Speaker 1: a holla. We just complained about everything, Seve. It's funny.
Speaker 1: Seventh is really not doesn't really matter which which we
Speaker 1: know we're spoiled babies. It would be wildly appropriate to
Speaker 1: complain about some of the things we complain about. We
Speaker 1: you like in the weave of this carpet. People are
Speaker 1: dealing with real crisis, and I don't like that. It's
Speaker 1: very strange. The lobby of this hotel. Comedians are embarrassed,
Speaker 1: made out extremely difficult. They find it to talk to
Speaker 1: anybody who isn't a comedian. It's a real struggle. We
Speaker 1: put on a show for regular people that were normal
Speaker 1: and any When we get to be with each other,
Speaker 1: we take off this ridiculous I'm normal suit be ourselves.
Speaker 1: There's an absolute struggle when you're put into a normal environment.
Speaker 1: Not to say there's anything wrong with this, but comedians
Speaker 1: like to embrace our cynicism without someone being offended or
Speaker 1: thinking we're suicidal. I have a summer house in the Haptains.
Speaker 1: I said to Jim, here's a cop, and he said,
Speaker 1: but when people invite me to dinners and parties, he
Speaker 1: was worried that he would like it if people want
Speaker 1: to subgialize on them. I think Jim is one of
Speaker 1: the best and functioning normally. He's really good at it.
Speaker 1: I've got you fooled. It's a great act. Comedians go
Speaker 1: on stage and talk and they give the impression that
Speaker 1: there's these social people. I'm not sure this bit is
Speaker 1: working at all, but I'm committed. They're like actors who
Speaker 1: can't deal to change the rejection. And I consider myself
Speaker 1: an actor. They put themselves in rejections way. The San
Speaker 1: Diego Union Tribune ask them, you've both had great success
Speaker 1: in life. You don't need to tour as much as
Speaker 1: you do will keeps you both going. We don't need
Speaker 1: to work. It's not to spend money. We're both just
Speaker 1: hanging on financially. There is a sense Jerry and I
Speaker 1: talk about this, the fact that we have figured out
Speaker 1: this passion. I've got such gratitude surrounding it that I
Speaker 1: don't want to take it for granted. The mode is
Speaker 1: in the process. So writing, editing, and performing are the
Speaker 1: only things I like in my life. It's like for me,
Speaker 1: then there's these people who only feel live on stage.
Speaker 1: But if I go a couple days without performing, I
Speaker 1: get a little grippy. I need that endorphin rush. I
Speaker 1: just like being in that world. I never felt at
Speaker 1: home on Earth till I walked into a comedy club.
Speaker 1: It's how I feel right. I'll save the rest of
Speaker 1: that for the weekend and perhaps read it differently. I try.
Speaker 1: The Slow Comedy Festival opens up today in San Luis Obispo, California.
Speaker 1: Tonight at seven o'clock, it's Marvelous Mayhem kicking off the
Speaker 1: fifteenth Slow Comedy Festival with a fantastic lineup, Tom Tran,
Speaker 1: James p Connolly, Mandy Simonson, Paul Griffiths, Laura Hayden, Ray Lao,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rosen, Matthew co and Adam Yenzer are your performers now.
Speaker 1: Advance tickets twenty nine dollars and fourteen cents. Door tickets
Speaker 1: thirty dollars. Where's that eighty six cents going? Guys? Mm?
Speaker 1: If you don't like that show? Provocative Banters at seven thirty,
Speaker 1: same pricing scheme, we're told this is an amazing cast
Speaker 1: of international headlining comedians. At eight o'clock, Djokodelic Tales. Now
Speaker 1: this one has the best comedians from around the globe,
Speaker 1: which is different than the seven to thirty show, which
Speaker 1: was international headlining comedians. At eight thirty, it's the comedian Exhibit. Now,
Speaker 1: this is a different pricing scheme. This one is twenty
Speaker 1: six forty six if you bought in advance, but at
Speaker 1: the door thirty dollars. So my question is where's that
Speaker 1: extra three dollars and fifty four cents going? Hmmm? Keep
Speaker 1: an eye on the Slow Comedy Festival. I feel like
Speaker 1: this used to be called the slow Jam. Every time
Speaker 1: I say slow I want to say slow jam. Maybe
Speaker 1: I made that up, but I don't know why I
Speaker 1: would have made that up. Eric Shanz is the Slow
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival founder. He told the Slow Review dot com
Speaker 1: year fifteen is going to be a banger. We got
Speaker 1: forty comedians, twenty one shows and ten venues over four
Speaker 1: wild nights. Here and oh. Netflix and Warner Brothers are
Speaker 1: being sued by Pepperdine University. What's This about? Pepperdine claims
Speaker 1: that the upcoming basketball comedy series about a Los Angeles
Speaker 1: pro basketball team called The Waves violates the trademarks of Pepperdine.
Speaker 1: Pepperdine Senior VP Sean Burnett said in a statement, it
Speaker 1: was necessary to address the flagrant disregard of our intellectual
Speaker 1: property and the damage to our institutional identity together with
Speaker 1: Netflix's and Warner Brothers continued refusal to resolve Pepperdine's concerns.
Speaker 1: The series is called Running Point. It stars Kate Hudson
Speaker 1: as a reformed party girl who is unexpectedly placed in
Speaker 1: charge of her family's pro basketball team. The series is
Speaker 1: set to premiere today. Pepperdine says that the logo and
Speaker 1: blue and orange branding use for the show's waves are
Speaker 1: strikingly similar to the Pepperdine Waves, who have played NCAA
Speaker 1: basketball in the LA area for over eighty five years.
Speaker 1: Now interesting, Pepperdine said, both the show's mascot and the
Speaker 1: school's mask we got both where the number thirty seven.
Speaker 1: The lawsuit says that as a Christian university, Pepperdine would
Speaker 1: be irreparably harmed by being associated with the show, whose
Speaker 1: trailer includes cursing and references to sex, alcohol, and illegal
Speaker 1: drug use. The case is Pepperdine University versus Netflix, Inc.
Speaker 1: In the US District Court for the Central District of California.
Speaker 1: That district Comedy news for today, See you Tomorrow.