Speaker 1: I hated that fucking Elmo laugh.
Speaker 2: It was that giggle for I mean it just so,
Speaker 2: I was like, what is the most egregious thing I
Speaker 2: can think of at the in the moment pair of breasts?
Speaker 2: Ye say, finally see my first pair of tits.
Speaker 1: That's that.
Speaker 2: I definitely did giggle too, I definitely did.
Speaker 1: I think I giggled as well.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I did to. I just don't remember, because
Speaker 2: that does seem like.
Speaker 3: It is either a giggle or a unbelievable smile, like
Speaker 3: a like seeing God's face.
Speaker 1: Smile, like a guffaw maybe, or like a I don't
Speaker 1: know whatever.
Speaker 2: Who cares.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Stark Tank Vigon. It's me Chris, it's
Speaker 1: him Derek.
Speaker 2: It's no, it's not the crazy did that really?
Speaker 1: It's him, sweet, it's Tim Derek, damn crazy.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't expect you to be one of the people
Speaker 2: that think we all look alike, you know, all right?
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 1: Trying to con sas stark Tank Early Access ad free
Speaker 1: all that crap. Star Tank Dot shop for merch which,
Speaker 1: by the way, Autistic and Afraid merch. If you listen,
Speaker 1: if you google Autistic and Afraid merch and you get
Speaker 1: something that isn't snark tank dot shop, don't buy it.
Speaker 1: It's completely stolen, so please go to snark tank dot shop.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, s think got immediately stolen within like three days.
Speaker 1: It's on some random website. I'm in the process of
Speaker 1: trying to get it taken down, but even the people
Speaker 1: that I have spoken to thus far have been like,
Speaker 1: it's like a game of whack a mole, really, because
Speaker 1: the second you hit one, somebody else is gonna pop up.
Speaker 3: And do the same thing. So that yeah, it just
Speaker 3: took the image. They just took.
Speaker 1: The PNG, and we're just like, poorly photo shop this
Speaker 1: on a shirt and steal it. Or maybe it's AI.
Speaker 1: Does somebody sent the somebody sent me like look at
Speaker 1: the flowery AI like description of the shirt, and it's
Speaker 1: very funny because it's just like, this is not it's
Speaker 1: like trying to be wholesome because it doesn't understand the irony.
Speaker 3: Dude, Wait, speaking of a have you guys seen people
Speaker 3: arguing with grook on fucking Twitter?
Speaker 2: A grock grog Rock.
Speaker 1: That's a slur.
Speaker 2: Basically, it's almost so so is snagger, you know, like chill,
Speaker 2: hey man, we're trying to keep this show PG or
Speaker 2: something way.
Speaker 1: Not, but at least give us a couple of minutes
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if the algorithm.
Speaker 1: I'm sure people are arguing with the grock, but I
Speaker 1: really I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get lost in the plot, lost
Speaker 1: in the paint with this. This shirt was solen immediately, dude,
Speaker 1: like fucking instantly a few days, so.
Speaker 2: That should be at least it's a it's a it's
Speaker 2: a a sign of that you made something. Really, Uh,
Speaker 2: what's the word that I'm looking for. I don't want
Speaker 2: to say valuable because that's not true, but like you
Speaker 2: made something. I'm trying to look for something.
Speaker 1: In it's it hits outside of the intended range of
Speaker 1: the audience. Yeah, where people are like, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: good shirt. I would wear that even if I had
Speaker 1: no idea what the ship fucking show was. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: is nice. I appreciate it. That same thing happened with
Speaker 1: the kill Me shirt to be honest, right, But this
Speaker 1: that sucks, especially because like if you search on this
Speaker 1: again a rag shirt, it's like the it's the one
Speaker 1: that shows up ours doesn't show up for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. Google sucks, I guess,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, Dark Tank, Dot shops, Stark Tank. If
Speaker 1: you want that shirt that it also comes in more
Speaker 1: colors than the stolen one does. Comes in that Sonic blue,
Speaker 1: which I think is appropriate. Uh so, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: That's that's what really makes it especially I imagine a
Speaker 2: lot of people understand that, especially people that are fans
Speaker 2: of Sonic. They get it. Yeah, then they know they
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 1: They must know they have get you.
Speaker 2: Think they know you, they're aware, and I think they're
Speaker 2: they're the ones that are gonna we got to make
Speaker 2: sure we push it to that market. Really, so this
Speaker 2: dumb ass uh company a out whatever the fuck did it.
Speaker 2: They're trying to corner that market probably, So yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it's time for people to make sure you post
Speaker 2: this stuff on Reddit or wherever. Where do where do
Speaker 2: Sonic fans hang out? Where are they? Where are they?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I don't indoor swimming pools?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess, go to an indoor swimming pool
Speaker 2: and and I forgot those are real? I forgot. I forgot.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2: Like You've never been at a resort or something, never
Speaker 2: an indoor like those are those are in? I guess no, no, never.
Speaker 1: Actually, he's genuinely broke, he said, group already.
Speaker 2: No, No, I I don't think I've ever been to
Speaker 2: indoor swimming pool in my life. Actually, okay, you've never
Speaker 2: like there's never ran into one, just like you've never
Speaker 2: seen a circus tint. No, maybe maybe the Y m
Speaker 2: c A. Maybe when I went there, like when I
Speaker 2: was in a Sunday summer and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it has to be the only time.
Speaker 1: I remember taking swimming classes in an indoor swimming well.
Speaker 1: I think at like a Y and c A or
Speaker 1: something or like like some I don't know that's what
Speaker 1: they're around. Yeah, you have a lot of schools have them. Yeah, schools, gyms, hotels.
Speaker 2: Have them, a lot.
Speaker 1: A lot of colleges also, like yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think my community college had an into a pool.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, really, I think so. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I never went to I'm not going to a fucking
Speaker 2: pool while I'm at school. What are you doing? But
Speaker 2: I don't. I also don't like swimming that much. That's thing.
Speaker 3: I think swimming is really boring a surprise. I know
Speaker 3: how to swim to get out of water. That's it.
Speaker 2: I can swim out of the water to land, so
Speaker 2: I So, I guess I've never thought of swimming as
Speaker 2: something that's supposed to be like exciting. It's more when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, if you're playing games in it,
Speaker 2: like the the act of swimming isn't necessarily the fun
Speaker 2: thing a lot for most people. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: what you're doing in the pool with people usually, oh
Speaker 2: for sure, But even even that gets boring to me
Speaker 2: after a while, like I don't really, but that's everything.
Speaker 3: I guess when I was a kid, you know, the
Speaker 3: keep my attention less like a shorter time.
Speaker 1: Than to me, the pool is always been the only
Speaker 1: value of the pool has always been just like it's hot, yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's just be outside without suffering from heat, and
Speaker 1: also grabbing the ledge and doing that spider Man lean.
Speaker 1: That's such a universal thing, like every every ten year
Speaker 1: old boy and a pool is doing.
Speaker 3: We had a pool in the complex that live there,
Speaker 3: and I still do that. Yeah, still, I still go
Speaker 3: to the pools randomly. I go around people's pools and I'm
Speaker 3: doing that in their pool.
Speaker 2: Are you. I'm like, yeah, that's it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: I actually, uh I secured a new apartment and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: they got a pool, but also they have a playground.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't like this. It feels like
Speaker 2: inviting like dumb kids to that probably, I imagine, you know,
Speaker 2: because there's a gate, but it's open during the day,
Speaker 2: so there's still some people that could walk in. It's
Speaker 2: the playground isn't gated off, you know, so it invites
Speaker 2: I feel like there's gonna be some people that are gonna,
Speaker 2: oh a lot of this is much closer than the park,
Speaker 2: and then they're gonna be here and I'm gonna have to,
Speaker 2: you know, say that person's a pedophile to get them
Speaker 2: off my property. I mean, that's a kid's gonna run,
Speaker 2: is gonna slip, hit his head on the side ground
Speaker 2: and slide into the pool and oh man, unfortunately I'm
Speaker 2: okay with that.
Speaker 1: That's a kind of an interesting situation though, because like
Speaker 1: there's a playground, it's that you're saying it's attached to
Speaker 1: the to the basically, yeah, there's a playground in the
Speaker 1: courtyard basically yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's interesting because a playground would theoretically lure a predator,
Speaker 1: right technically, but if a playground is part of a building,
Speaker 1: it kind of also guarantees that a predator, at least
Speaker 1: a convicted one, can't be in the building. They can't
Speaker 1: live they can't live there because they can't you know,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't be able.
Speaker 2: To be around. That actually is kind of nice. I
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I'll take the gamble, because there might
Speaker 2: be one sniffing around that doesn't live there. Still might
Speaker 2: like you know, like onto the on the onto the premise,
Speaker 2: But like, what if he painted.
Speaker 1: Him what if he like, you know that that guy
Speaker 1: in Hunger Games, they painted himself like a tree. But
Speaker 1: if he paid himself like the slide as kids are.
Speaker 2: Going downs crazy, that is so bother my has maked
Speaker 2: just paints himself yellow.
Speaker 1: His eyes open.
Speaker 2: That is so.
Speaker 1: There are real people doing that right now at this
Speaker 1: very moment.
Speaker 2: I feel like that has worked more than Honestly, I
Speaker 2: saw that games, I was like, how do people think
Speaker 2: of this series? Guys speaking of pedophiles? Holy ship? I
Speaker 2: was watching this isn't a big deal, but I thought
Speaker 2: it was funny. I was watching a Katy Perry video
Speaker 2: because I didn't realize how big and influential she is.
Speaker 2: She's not so much anymore, but before before I didn't
Speaker 2: realize because I was like, why is everyone talking? There's
Speaker 2: but who cares, you know, because it's like, oh, it's downfall,
Speaker 2: she's problematic or whatever. Yeah, and I just in my
Speaker 2: mind I didn't know how massive she was, so that
Speaker 2: surprised me. And then it got to the part of
Speaker 2: her career where when she did that thing on American
Speaker 2: Idol she kissed that guy. Yeah, like, I'm made a
Speaker 2: video about a lot of people like just like made
Speaker 2: fun of that, and there's a clip circulating around of me, like,
Speaker 2: you know, being all gross and like trying to lick
Speaker 2: Katy Perry like I'm kind of getting on stage. And
Speaker 2: I thought it was funny because I want to find
Speaker 2: that clip again because that guy that she kissed, the
Speaker 2: guy that I was watching, his name is Patrick c C.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, by the way, that guy he got
Speaker 2: busted with hundreds of pictures of child poured on his
Speaker 2: fucking pic on his phone. And I was just like, yo,
Speaker 2: caught me completely off guard, and I'm just watching this thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember when this happened. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: this guy's a massive pedaphial.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's really unfortunate.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. God damn looking at that guy too. He's
Speaker 2: not somebody that I ever would have clocked. He looked
Speaker 2: like like a genuine honest in cel Christian that's never
Speaker 2: been kissed. Like he said. The plot, the plots right there?
Speaker 2: Is that the field? The plot? Yeah? Is that the plot? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The inels where like I hate women and they're trying
Speaker 2: to find out how to shoot him or something. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean those are the the alphae in cel, yeah,
Speaker 1: than a regular It's like how it's like the the
Speaker 1: in cel that pops up and he's got like a
Speaker 1: health bar, you know, yeah, like what the fuck? He's
Speaker 1: a big, a big red bar pops on the screen.
Speaker 1: It says Elliott Roger and it's like that's it's a boss.
Speaker 1: That's a boss.
Speaker 2: Fight for s Dark Soul's music.
Speaker 3: Gwynn in Cell has a one a death grab. If
Speaker 3: you frame incorrectly, you get grabbed and it shot them
Speaker 3: do in a gun.
Speaker 2: It's a crazy world out there, man, It is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you can't trust anybody, man, even though even
Speaker 2: the little Hey, I've never been kissed, and he's like
Speaker 2: he's never been kissed because he's never been able to
Speaker 2: grab a baby.
Speaker 1: You know, Like, Well, on that note, let's move on
Speaker 1: to uh. A lot of people asked us about this.
Speaker 1: A lot of people wrote in about this stop killing
Speaker 1: games thing, oh right, right, that we somehow didn't touch on.
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of I don't know why it completely
Speaker 1: skipped our radar, Like I have no idea think people
Speaker 1: were telling me about it, but I was just busy
Speaker 1: doing other shit and I just didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 1: But this is kind of blown up in the last week.
Speaker 4: I would say, Yeah, what's the main guy that started
Speaker 4: its name? I forget his name is Ross, but his
Speaker 4: his YouTube channel is a Curse at Farms, which is
Speaker 4: awesome because, like I saw him. I haven't seen this
Speaker 4: guy pop up in like a very very long time,
Speaker 4: but he was like early Mashinima, Like he did this
Speaker 4: show called Freeman's Mind, where like it was just half life,
Speaker 4: but like he would like vocalize the inner monologue of
Speaker 4: like Gordon Freeman, who's like comple any of being late
Speaker 4: for work and just like get.
Speaker 2: Enough benefits and shit.
Speaker 1: It was really good, and it's like the voice is
Speaker 1: like unmistakable. It was like, I can't believe that's Freeman's
Speaker 1: mind at the at the at the core of this initiative,
Speaker 1: but yeah, so it was like the main crux of
Speaker 1: this is like it's it's an initiative to be sent
Speaker 1: through I think EU Parliament or something to get them
Speaker 1: to start considering legislation as about like for the video
Speaker 1: game industry to prevent games from essentially dying or being
Speaker 1: being rendered completely unplayable once servers go offline or you know,
Speaker 1: once once the developers are tired of updating it, which
Speaker 1: is a problem. A lot of games are kind of
Speaker 1: set to die. A lot of games are loaded server side,
Speaker 1: a lot of other things. You know, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of Destiny one or like Destiny two is a good example,
Speaker 1: like you're not gonna be able to play that game
Speaker 1: with that internet connection. And so I think the core
Speaker 1: of this initiative is to like maybe push forward the
Speaker 1: idea of like, hey, listen, we paid for this product.
Speaker 1: There's no end of life agreement in the YULA, the
Speaker 1: EU LA. It's kind of fucked up that you could
Speaker 1: just rip this thing away for me at least at
Speaker 1: least leave it in a somewhat functioning playable state, even
Speaker 1: if all the online features don't work. In Destiny, for example,
Speaker 1: let me run around the maps and shoot the AI.
Speaker 1: At least, you know, leave it at least barely functional.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of the core of the initiative. And
Speaker 1: it's cool. I think I like it. I think it's good.
Speaker 1: I don't think it aims to there's a lot of
Speaker 1: misinformation about it, I think stemming from that pirate software guy.
Speaker 2: I think that's, as far as I'm concerned, that's the
Speaker 2: only misinformation I've seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it seems pretty straightforward to me. He's like
Speaker 1: a lot Yeah, he said a lot of shit. He
Speaker 1: as far as I know, Like he just he doesn't
Speaker 1: like how vague it is, because he's like, well, laws
Speaker 1: can't be this vague.
Speaker 2: It leaves too much.
Speaker 1: It's weird, like this is going to make it harder
Speaker 1: for people to make online life service because they're going
Speaker 1: to be settled with a bunch of leek weight that
Speaker 1: they're not going to want to pursue because because the
Speaker 1: government's crashing down and it's like, well, this is it's
Speaker 1: not a law. It doesn't have to be. It's an
Speaker 1: initiative to get people talking about potential laws. And again,
Speaker 1: it's not going to like retroactively save things. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of games that are made that way are
Speaker 1: kind of done but in the future, so that developers
Speaker 1: have in mind to be like, oh, hey, we have
Speaker 1: to guarantee that this game is going to be playable
Speaker 1: in some way, shape or form once we stop supporting it.
Speaker 1: Let's design let's design it in that way to account
Speaker 1: for that future. So it's not it's not going back
Speaker 1: and like like if Destiny goes offline, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be like, well, now the customers have recourse to
Speaker 1: sue Bungee because this law passed afterwards. Like that's not
Speaker 1: really how it works, but that seems to be what
Speaker 1: people who don't want to pass think it is.
Speaker 2: It's it's very strange that so clearly not it though.
Speaker 2: It's like, how do you how do you retroactively do that?
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of the thing. It's like, you can't.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of server clients, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: third party software that are like tied to that stuff
Speaker 1: that you can't. That's not gonna work in the future,
Speaker 1: it makes sense to at least have some kind of
Speaker 1: basis for like, Okay, well if this is a rule
Speaker 1: going forward, now going forward, we need to figure out
Speaker 1: how we're going to do that. It's going to lead
Speaker 1: to a better outcome for everybody, because if your favorite
Speaker 1: online game goes offline, at the very least, you get
Speaker 1: to experience it somewhat, even in a gainst state, as
Speaker 1: opposed to just like you know, oh service or offline.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you can't even you can't even go.
Speaker 1: To the loot cave in D one even if you
Speaker 1: want it, or even just for game preservation. Like, I
Speaker 1: think this is like a no brainer win, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why people are against it, but most people
Speaker 1: seem to be on board with that. Pirate Software seems
Speaker 1: to be the only fucking the only guy.
Speaker 2: He was the only one that I've seen, genuinely, I
Speaker 2: imagine there was people that started following his lead, like fortunate. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: what happens all the time with like propaganda, you are,
Speaker 2: they introduce something that nobody was talking about, and then
Speaker 2: people start running with that narrative. And that's the only
Speaker 2: thing that I've seen. I haven't seen anything that is
Speaker 2: oh I have a legitimate concern that has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with what Pirate Software said. It's it all what
Speaker 2: he said. And then of course when you just read
Speaker 2: like say, any of the disclaimers or what the what
Speaker 2: the whole stop killing games the in neitiative is about,
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, everything this guy's saying is just counterintuitive
Speaker 2: to what we're talking about. And I thought that was
Speaker 2: really weird, and it almost just seemed like a vendetta
Speaker 2: where why seem what happened? Why what did he do?
Speaker 2: He fuck his girl or something? Well, the video games
Speaker 2: wife does he do this?
Speaker 1: I've seen some discourse about like, well, he's making a
Speaker 1: live service game right now, so he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be saddled with the governmental responsibility. I've also seen people
Speaker 1: in good faith just kind of interpret him as like
Speaker 1: he's just generally anti government getting involved with the games
Speaker 1: industry at at all, like point blank periods.
Speaker 2: So we haven't already not really.
Speaker 1: It's why the s RB exists. The s RB is
Speaker 1: not a government. The ESRB is like the games industry
Speaker 1: set the ESRB up specifically to avoid being like over
Speaker 1: regulated by the government.
Speaker 2: I thought there's still some sort of affiliation in the
Speaker 2: first place to be able to move the product of
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's some guy. I mean, the
Speaker 1: industry is so huge now, like I can't imagine that
Speaker 1: there isn't some form, but it's it's way lighter than
Speaker 1: it could be. Yeah, granted we could turn compared to
Speaker 1: other industries, like film is like way more heavily regulated
Speaker 1: than of course the video games are. I think. In fact,
Speaker 1: like the craziest it was probably like when the loop
Speaker 1: boxes started coming in, was when like was when things
Speaker 1: start and then I guess the Microsoft acquisition was when
Speaker 1: like a lot of government was paying attention to that shit.
Speaker 1: But there's not a lot of legal recourse as far
Speaker 1: as like your rights like to own video games, like
Speaker 1: that's not really like flash out, that's the point where and.
Speaker 2: So and so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, like right now, I think the
Speaker 1: goal is I think a million signatures as far as
Speaker 1: I'm aware, on this piece of legislator or not the
Speaker 1: legislation on the initiative to get it passed in either
Speaker 1: EU Parliament or something along those lines. Americans can't vote
Speaker 1: in on it. It's strictly EU initiative. So on the
Speaker 1: off chance that we have some EU listeners consider, you know,
Speaker 1: signing that thing because I think it's I really think
Speaker 1: it's a no brainer. I've seen a lot of people
Speaker 1: signal boost it. I know Pewdie Pie and Jack sept
Speaker 1: the guy, uh yeah got on board critical.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's so funny how everybody's just like, everybody's just I've
Speaker 1: seen so many people just dog down PI our software,
Speaker 1: and I'm so happy about it because like I've seen
Speaker 1: this dude pop up every now and again.
Speaker 2: And it's always in the most annoying way.
Speaker 1: Like I remember, like when Astro about one Game of
Speaker 1: the Year last night, last last night, last year, and
Speaker 1: he was like, it should have been Black with Wukong.
Speaker 1: He's like that game did so much for the industry,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, did it? Yeah, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You say it finally let trying to have a seat
Speaker 2: in the video game industry.
Speaker 1: I guess China's had, China's done been here, dude, Like
Speaker 1: it was the biggest game from China, I guess, but
Speaker 1: like we've had biggest Triple A, yeah, the biggest God
Speaker 1: of War clone from China. Yeah, Like can you.
Speaker 2: Name all the Chinese games, all the all the tenth Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: The tenth cent Ship. Yeah, yeah, like there they and
Speaker 1: I think the rule of rivals is Chinese, That's what
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. It's like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: the best Chinese game to come out that year. It's
Speaker 1: that's what's what's so wild about it. Although I guess
Speaker 1: like Marvel Raffles came out after the cutoff period, I
Speaker 1: think for a Game of the Year, so it wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been nominated.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: But yeah, dude, I don't know. Yeah, I consider signing.
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what what the website is for
Speaker 1: the initiative, but like I'm sure if you google Stop
Speaker 1: Killing Games you'll find it pretty fucking Yeah. My Critical, Jack, Septic,
Speaker 1: guy PD five all posted about it, so yeah, part
Speaker 1: software is fucking laying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a good thing. He actually started talking Ship though, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it worked out kind of and like ilutely did.
Speaker 2: Because now you see all the people that started talking
Speaker 2: about like most critical and everybody absolutely boosted. I think
Speaker 2: even Philip DeFranco might have talked about it. Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one I saw that I was kind
Speaker 1: of surprising. I was like, oh shit, yeah, so it definitely.
Speaker 2: Well, I know he gains himself too.
Speaker 1: So the last time I checked it, it was at five
Speaker 1: hundred thousand signatures. Yeah, and the guy Ross did a
Speaker 1: video on it because he was like, well, we got
Speaker 1: like a month left and it doesn't seem like we're
Speaker 1: gonna get it. So I'm just gonna talk about how
Speaker 1: this thing is failing basically, and he was like, we
Speaker 1: fucked up, we didn't you know, we're just not getting
Speaker 1: the steam that we need. And also this fucking asshole
Speaker 1: completely misled a bunch of people, and it totally worked
Speaker 1: out because like as of right now, I think it's
Speaker 1: going until July, the end of July, and I checked
Speaker 1: it like I think five days ago, and it was
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand signatures and now it's eight hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy thousand, so it's eighty seven percent.
Speaker 2: Of the way there.
Speaker 1: Good, that's cool, that's sick. I hope they do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that was a total strike that effect with
Speaker 2: that fucking pirate software guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was like, not only am I not
Speaker 1: only am I not going to sign this position, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna actively tell people not to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like these like faked the voice that he puts
Speaker 2: on there you go. Yeah, I saw a couple of things.
Speaker 2: I didn't really know that much about him and other
Speaker 2: than just a couple of clips, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: guy sucks.
Speaker 1: But he just comes across as like arrogant in a
Speaker 1: way that doesn't feel like because he apparently like he
Speaker 1: worked at Blizzard, which like I actually, yeah, checks out.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah. It kind of interesting. Also, apparently it's
Speaker 2: not that hard to get a job Blazer because even
Speaker 2: one of my buddies that just he was just a
Speaker 2: wow freak, he got a job there.
Speaker 1: Like it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, what did you? You
Speaker 2: don't even need to go to school. The fucking grums
Speaker 2: worked at Blizzard.
Speaker 1: So it's like Crumbs is like t y t almost
Speaker 1: like everybody who worked there just kind of goes off
Speaker 1: and goes insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Blizer was cool.
Speaker 3: They were awesome when people respected them, like highly dude.
Speaker 3: When I was when I was like seventeen, dog people
Speaker 3: love well not seventeen. That's probably in a way the
Speaker 3: ending out of it. But like when Wrath of the
Speaker 3: lich King came out, I remember that being the time
Speaker 3: where Blizzard was this Wratha the.
Speaker 2: Lich King, Yeah, from from Wow. Remember I never played
Speaker 2: well you never played Wow ever? Was a time. It
Speaker 2: was a time like.
Speaker 1: Any I think I saw I watched a friend play it,
Speaker 1: and I thought this looks clunky and bad.
Speaker 2: So I just never bothered to play it. If you know,
Speaker 2: if you if you didn't grow up in that genre, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: because that was that was me too. That was me
Speaker 2: looking at my friend playing at the highest highest level
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this looks like there's people just shitting
Speaker 2: numbers all over the screen. Yeah, So it looked like
Speaker 2: to me, I was just like this isn't It was
Speaker 2: the most I could do was it was like Diablo
Speaker 2: two that was like of anything that was even like
Speaker 2: relative like hey, let's do let's go rate some dungeons
Speaker 2: kind of MMO saying yeah and then just just a
Speaker 2: bunch of bullshit on the screen. But it looked cool.
Speaker 2: That was the difference. It looked to like, it looked
Speaker 2: the art. I didn't realize how much art mattered to
Speaker 2: me when I, like, say, seeing something like that where
Speaker 2: there's still a lot of shit going on the screen
Speaker 2: versus seeing Wow, and I was like this is underwhelming.
Speaker 2: But I understand. I understand it's about it's a place
Speaker 2: and time thing. I think like I definitely respected it.
Speaker 2: The idea StarCraft was like I couldn't comprehend that game.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is like, first of all, people
Speaker 2: that played that game, they're a different breed, like to
Speaker 2: be good at that game if you're playing it actually,
Speaker 2: or like because watching our friends play, our friends have
Speaker 2: played the game and they were like, are so good.
Speaker 2: We got this. And then I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to get into StarCraft. I'm gonna look into it
Speaker 2: because I never really played it. I played Wow, so
Speaker 2: that might be like some sort of translation over and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, these Koreans are different. They're just
Speaker 2: different from me. They can they can process faster than
Speaker 2: I can. Yeah. I just watching them at a cafe.
Speaker 3: They sit down at a cafe with their latte and
Speaker 3: they're there, the sun goes down and they're just so many,
Speaker 3: like how many inputs of a minute, like three hundred
Speaker 3: puts a minute, and it's like, how are you.
Speaker 2: Doing some absurd ship? How are you doing it? It's
Speaker 2: just like that's what I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: boomers think we're doing when we were playing video games. Like,
Speaker 2: you're just wasting your time. I'm like, no, I'm playing,
Speaker 2: I'm having fun. I'm not dehydrating and almost on the
Speaker 2: brink of death like those fucking cafe They're not used
Speaker 2: to the narrative part of video games. That's why, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they think, Yeah, you're just fucking wasting your life. I'm like,
Speaker 2: if I played the Last of My Grandma, my grandma
Speaker 2: would have been like, holy shit, this is interesting, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of where like people just are unfamiliar.
Speaker 3: With dragged her through Dragon Age one. My Grandma'd be like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I believe in God exactly anyway,
Speaker 3: I know, right, Grandma, I believe rights? Is that crazy?
Speaker 2: All hail corintheus exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Wow, I appreciate it. I thought, wow, Like
Speaker 1: it was cool conceptually. I thought, like, the idea is
Speaker 1: like the idea of MMO has always been appealing to me,
Speaker 1: but like the actual gameplay of most of them was
Speaker 1: just like this is not fun to make.
Speaker 3: That's the only I've actually really played Destiny as one
Speaker 3: really technically it's Destiny is wow with guns actually straight up,
Speaker 3: but yeah, it's I don't I think of it as
Speaker 3: fps more so it is literally built Like the people
Speaker 3: that play Made Destiny are like top level Wow raiders,
Speaker 3: like they were all they all.
Speaker 2: Came from that.
Speaker 3: I know that, but it's it's just it's a FPS
Speaker 3: to me first and foremost. Yeah, but I played Crucible mostly.
Speaker 1: It's a gameplay. That's why it's it's it's a gameplay
Speaker 1: oriented game with with that stuff on top of it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Wow was just so culturally relevant that like
Speaker 1: you couldn't you couldn't escape it, you couldn't escape do
Speaker 1: that Leroy Jenkins clip is ancient Internet history.
Speaker 2: But like, really is that?
Speaker 1: It is fucking elderly? That was probably two thousand and three,
Speaker 1: two thousand and four. That was pre that was pre YouTube,
Speaker 1: I think genuinely, And I think it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but like it's it strikes me
Speaker 1: is something I remember.
Speaker 3: That you got this prop, you got that prop or
Speaker 3: everybody ready you got this so you got that cool
Speaker 3: down ready you know what key that is? And everybody's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's just hurry up, man, let's go. Dude, I gotta
Speaker 3: I have to work in a while. I'd love to
Speaker 3: hearing that I gotta work in the morning. I'm freaking
Speaker 3: like fifteen and like, I gotta work tomorrow, dude on
Speaker 3: my kids crying one sec and I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: really happening, Like this is a dude.
Speaker 2: It was. It was magical.
Speaker 3: I really would love to go back to that period
Speaker 3: of time and like just to record all of my
Speaker 3: video game experiences at that time, just like record them
Speaker 3: in like all the moments that made me like yell
Speaker 3: the most. After I beat it, I was like the most,
Speaker 3: like I can't, but I finally did this.
Speaker 1: The original video title Leroy was released by the World
Speaker 1: of Warcraft player guild Pals for Life to video sharing
Speaker 1: site Warcraft Movies on May eleventh, two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: So like, oh wow, just a little bit, just a.
Speaker 1: Little bit before YouTube, because I think YouTube was later
Speaker 1: that year, decades and things.
Speaker 2: So I think I might have messure Timber, but don't
Speaker 2: quote me on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was late. It was later than May,
Speaker 1: I know that, And so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can easily uh that YouTube the first video ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at the zoo, me at the zoo.
Speaker 2: I think it's so fucking shitty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just some guy being like I'm at
Speaker 1: the zoo.
Speaker 2: It's like seventeen seconds. It's like nineteen seconds, so oh
Speaker 2: zoo and there's elephants in the background. That okay, then
Speaker 2: it's just like done. They're like riveting. That's the first
Speaker 2: one to make sense.
Speaker 1: Well, so it's so crazy that that was that is
Speaker 1: ironically like one of the most important things ever created.
Speaker 2: What do you think is the what do you think
Speaker 2: is the most April twenty third? Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: April twenty third two? Done? Five?
Speaker 1: Oh really so it was before wait when was that one?
Speaker 2: May? Right? Oh shit, yeah, that's crazy. Well there you go.
Speaker 1: I mean it's I mean to be fair barely you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also YouTube wasn't YouTube didn't really start kicking up until,
Speaker 1: like I would say, like does sixty seven this guy
Speaker 1: still alive? That guy actually got assassinated?
Speaker 2: Hope, I hope it's still okay. This is Eliot Rogers.
Speaker 2: That's how. I don't know, just what do you think?
Speaker 2: It's the most impressive youtbe video ever? Watching your life, the.
Speaker 1: Most impressive YouTube video I ever watched in my life.
Speaker 1: I think it was probably something I shouldn't have seen
Speaker 1: you It's probably like some like yeah, some yoga thing.
Speaker 2: Some yo some chiropractor video uploaded.
Speaker 1: Five seconds ago. Uh, you like yoga? How does how
Speaker 1: to lift yourself with just your labia or something?
Speaker 2: But I still I'm sure I gone that every now
Speaker 2: and I'm like, how is this on? I haven't done
Speaker 2: in a while because it's educational. I literally literally I
Speaker 2: showed Lily I remember the Filipino guy that showed his
Speaker 2: asshole literally that video, and she was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this doing on here? And I was that
Speaker 2: this is on YouTube education. I gotta do education.
Speaker 3: That's one about that's someone about bleaching your asshole. I
Speaker 3: saw one about how to properly live.
Speaker 2: They they so they haven't removed anything, but they at
Speaker 2: least put blurs, So that's an actual It's weird because
Speaker 2: I feel like they can just delete them, but like,
Speaker 2: this is the compromise to where now you can at
Speaker 2: least not have tits and ass immediately pop up on
Speaker 2: your phone. But you know, you kind of have to
Speaker 2: go out of your way. Like on comment sections, do
Speaker 2: I see people say, oh, I'm on the weird side
Speaker 2: of YouTube. Yeah, I'm on the weird side of YouTube,
Speaker 2: and good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, the most impressive, it's probably something
Speaker 1: like probably like don't hug me, I'm scared, very good.
Speaker 1: It was the first time that I was like, that's
Speaker 1: kind of crazy that that's possible.
Speaker 2: You know that is no, don't hug Miska.
Speaker 1: Oh really it was like a.
Speaker 2: Like a puppet show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like, uh, it was classic Internet where it
Speaker 1: would be like, yeah, I was just taking out a
Speaker 1: couple of things.
Speaker 2: I want to see what's going on with the shorts,
Speaker 2: like if they're just as crazy, and it was. It
Speaker 2: was more just it they're trying to pretend like the
Speaker 2: it's not sexual, but like this bitch had a Bikinian
Speaker 2: and like her fucking camelto is about to explode out
Speaker 2: of the fucking bottom, you know, like she is. It's
Speaker 2: fucking it's It's basically the same thing. But I just
Speaker 2: get your algorithms completely on that follow eating its explained?
Speaker 2: Did you I don't remember? Okay?
Speaker 3: For me, it was the Duck the Lemonade stand. That
Speaker 3: was the first YouTube video, the Duck song, the song Duck.
Speaker 1: The issue is it's like I can't remember what what
Speaker 1: is a YouTube video?
Speaker 2: Impressive? Yeah, I love that video.
Speaker 1: I mean that's not really what I don't think it's
Speaker 1: impressive though, is it?
Speaker 2: No, not at all?
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, well, not engaging with the red at all.
Speaker 2: Not engaging my own question. I know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Most impressive YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what actually probably is? The real answer
Speaker 1: is probably like one of those okay go music videos.
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we.
Speaker 1: Go, like the that was the Tremo was the first one,
Speaker 1: but like every single video music video that they've ever
Speaker 1: done is insane. It's like that, but like they keep going.
Speaker 1: They did one with mirrors that I was just like,
Speaker 1: that is the craziest fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. I've seen that. I think Tremo.
Speaker 1: They made a song with the Muppets.
Speaker 2: What the I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can trust anything that you say?
Speaker 2: Is the issue with the Muppet movie? Very different? But
Speaker 2: I don't wait a minute, Yeah, go ahead and look
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 1: They go ahead and look it up, be on your
Speaker 1: phone in a productive way.
Speaker 2: I think, Uh, dude, perfect was actually really impressive. Uh,
Speaker 2: but then they got old real fast because it was like,
Speaker 2: you've done like the most impressive ship already, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make the Muppet sholl theme song.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, interesting, that makes sense. I mean they would
Speaker 1: be tapped to do something thing like that. I think
Speaker 1: they worked with Henson. I think the Henson Warehouse.
Speaker 2: Or whatever before you got like aids or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, they should go and create a clash
Speaker 2: the Hents the okay, go, Yeah, you have to fight all.
Speaker 1: Of the Yeah, you have to fight. You have to
Speaker 1: fight them in a a in an elaborate ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's treadmills and trampoline. You're like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not happening. By the way, no way, creator
Speaker 1: classes dish. It's canceled as fuck.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I don't even know what's going on
Speaker 2: with that at this point. I just I've seen the
Speaker 2: only thing that I know is that something significant must
Speaker 2: have happened, because I've seen a bunch of thumbnails of
Speaker 2: the Fall of Eye dubs or yeah, yeah they dubs something,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, what happened? Now, I don't I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna wor I just see if people keep dropping
Speaker 2: out and it's just like that something's canceled.
Speaker 1: If I put it, I wish I could bet on
Speaker 1: it in some way I wish I could put money
Speaker 1: on because I'm so confident I think it's like not
Speaker 1: happening it.
Speaker 2: I mean, in your guys' point of view, it reminds well,
Speaker 2: let me say this before I ask. Vince McMahon was
Speaker 2: so annoyed that he the XFL failed all them years ago.
Speaker 2: What's the XFL. The XFL was the Extreme Football League.
Speaker 2: He tried to start his own football league. And the
Speaker 2: interesting thing is some of the ideas were good enough
Speaker 2: to where the NFL stole it. Like some of the
Speaker 2: like the sky camera. There was a certain things that
Speaker 2: like this is pretty cool micing the players and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, like so there was some innovative ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 2: especially especially the quarterback. Yeah, you can you know, like
Speaker 2: just sounding like freaks.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's just that's what I would imagine wouldund like,
Speaker 1: I feel like, there's no way it sounds good.
Speaker 2: It actually sounds really good. They just they're just yelling.
Speaker 1: But like the usually it's like a micro it's like
Speaker 1: the ear microphone.
Speaker 2: Dude, there's a weird it's a there's a culture with
Speaker 2: being a quarterback to where they all yell the same,
Speaker 2: like they all have different voices. Right, you know, everybody
Speaker 2: talks differently, but they all sound exactly the same when
Speaker 2: they're when they're actually starting their high like like it
Speaker 2: all gets the same.
Speaker 1: And I'm convinced it's all sports people are clones of
Speaker 1: the same people, because the same thing is true of
Speaker 1: like baseball announcers. Like I remember, like I went home
Speaker 1: for a little bit, like this year, or like earlier
Speaker 1: this year, like I think late last year, and uh,
Speaker 1: I think like someone was watching a baseball game, like
Speaker 1: a recent one or like one from very very recently,
Speaker 1: and I swear to god, the announcer sounded exactly the
Speaker 1: same as like when I was like five, And I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way that's the same guy, because
Speaker 1: he's like it might be hundred.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't because he was like thirty. Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: so he's just doing.
Speaker 2: It's like radio clo radio show hosts or YouTubers. YouTubers
Speaker 2: have a certain kind of I fucking hate it. There's
Speaker 2: you know, you haven't heard the YouTube boys.
Speaker 1: I know the TikTok voice.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a TikTok voice, yes, but there's absolutely YouTube.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a YouTube voice.
Speaker 2: There's absolutely what's the YouTube voice? Do it for me?
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: You know why you can't do it because there isn't one.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I can't do because I'm not a YouTuber.
Speaker 2: But it's a YouTube that doesn't make sense. You could
Speaker 2: do things like hey, guys, what's going on today's episode?
Speaker 2: Like that kind of like Caden, that's a lot of
Speaker 2: content creators, so I guess he was using as example.
Speaker 2: He's that just so homogenous? No, that's not DEGI actually
Speaker 2: on other people it's I mean, it's what do you
Speaker 2: mean the fake energy? There's that thing that people do.
Speaker 2: There's the fake energy thing, which I I don't love it.
Speaker 3: And then now there's works, but there's there, there's that,
Speaker 3: and then there's like the critical where like people come
Speaker 3: in and they're like, hey, what's up, guys, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go through this thing where people just copying people?
Speaker 2: Do you emulate?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Is what? Guys? Everybody? What a ship booner of aart?
Speaker 2: This turned out to be.
Speaker 1: Stop killing games is crazy.
Speaker 2: Later, if you start a fresh channel where Whitey do it,
Speaker 2: the algorithm will reward you. Don't you just do a
Speaker 2: channel that's called what would be moist critical nemesis.
Speaker 3: It'd be, it'd be it'd be it'd be a dry
Speaker 3: dry miss critical critical, A minuscule dry minuscule, that's what's
Speaker 3: absolutely critical.
Speaker 1: Just minuscule is kind of the worlds. It kind of
Speaker 1: works dry when you say irrelevant. Yeah, like there's something
Speaker 1: like that. Try a critical point or like a like
Speaker 1: a negligible, like dry negligent.
Speaker 2: Like it's negligible. Yeah, it's me. Trygg have energy like
Speaker 2: it's going on. It's me. You're gonna ask grock or something. No,
Speaker 2: I don't talk to talk to group right now, grouk grook.
Speaker 2: I can't be slurred. I could say something way worse
Speaker 2: I have it. Would you call me grouk? No, it's
Speaker 2: his name. Group? Yeah, complimentary, I guess they say it's complimentary.
Speaker 2: Is being critical of someone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's a lot of there's a lot of
Speaker 1: meanings for the word is the issue.
Speaker 2: I like the I like the game one because then
Speaker 2: using miss and dry miss actually sounds kind of good.
Speaker 2: Dry miss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a turn of phrase, like an expression, like.
Speaker 2: A dry miss. I like it. It's more dry safe.
Speaker 2: Dry safe sounds a little better so Chris, start your
Speaker 2: new channel where white T shirt, get a little bit,
Speaker 2: just get a little paler, put on a wig, get
Speaker 2: a get a little paler, like you're just gonna will
Speaker 2: yourself to be start of the sun for about a month.
Speaker 2: Don't you turn on the lights? Okay, keep your bedroom dark.
Speaker 2: I always do that. I've seen it though. I've seen people.
Speaker 2: There's that guy too lazy to try, and then there's
Speaker 2: somebody that emulated him exactly the same, except for in
Speaker 2: the M M A space and his channel blew up
Speaker 2: immediately because he's just like he starts off the same
Speaker 2: way like too lazy. Goes all right, that's the first
Speaker 2: thing he says in every video, all right, this happened whatever,
Speaker 2: And then this happened, and so the other guy does
Speaker 2: the same thing. The thumb nails are the same, and
Speaker 2: then it can't tell the difference.
Speaker 1: Yea, I saw somebody do something crazy.
Speaker 3: Bye, but I saw this really sick MMA fight where
Speaker 3: way better and I don't have a problem.
Speaker 2: Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie's a video on the cycling games thing was actually
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but stop killing my ass. I saw some guy
Speaker 2: spin kick a baby in a back of the head
Speaker 2: absolute cinema. All right, good night, guys, cinema. Absolute grook
Speaker 2: sounds hey grok, hey grok? What will my cock stop growing?
Speaker 2: Why will why won't my cockstock growing? See? If I
Speaker 2: was subscribed to that bullshit, I would ask that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you gotta get your value, you gotta
Speaker 5: get I think it's it's actively poisoning water supply in
Speaker 5: fucking Michigan, and you know, like eroding the ozone layer
Speaker 5: every time we ask it.
Speaker 2: What's up? Grock? But uh, you know whatever, who cares.
Speaker 2: I've heard that, I've heard about how much energy it sucks.
Speaker 2: And just for the people are having mundane conversations with AI,
Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Chat, gpt Rock.
Speaker 1: It's like fifty forty nineties running at Max, fucking Max Frank,
Speaker 1: just to say I'm good, how are you?
Speaker 3: It's funny at thing to be like, hey, Grock, describe
Speaker 3: this like a pirate and it doesn't like a rock? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I say, explain this in final fantasy terms, and did
Speaker 3: you sit here gay and pirate me?
Speaker 2: Gay me gay mayte ah six hundred forty. I'm mate
Speaker 2: with my mates, mate, mate, I'm saying. Some little kid
Speaker 2: drinks a cup of water. Right after he does that,
Speaker 2: he's like, mom, cpu.
Speaker 1: Some freaking robots, some like fucking CODs A wortha ass
Speaker 1: robots is gonna be like going door to door, like
Speaker 1: mauling people and turning them into fucking CPUs that can run.
Speaker 2: This is just a feed grock.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's gonna be a crazy.
Speaker 2: World that we're if they start, if they start in
Speaker 2: the rural areas, you know, I ain't gonna stop them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start. I'm not gonna stop him yet. Let
Speaker 2: them get the rural areas, and then you know, then
Speaker 2: things might a little calling, a little balance. That's that
Speaker 2: robot from the government, which I like. Now I like
Speaker 2: now I like him.
Speaker 3: Now let's go hook the government robot. Hoinde they have
Speaker 3: the government robot turn into a fucking pretzel.
Speaker 2: I like me overreach, you know that big beautiful bill.
Speaker 2: I like that because they told me to like it.
Speaker 2: They call me beautiful, so I gotta believe. And then
Speaker 2: just like bending them and wighs that. Oh my god. Alright,
Speaker 2: let's fucking let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's just get on the let's focus on questions. I
Speaker 1: guess you're a ball now. All the questions are like fresh.
Speaker 1: Since we just posted the thread right now.
Speaker 2: And you're a beach ball, you will be a cpu
Speaker 2: little one.
Speaker 1: That's new Christmas, Carol. Tiny Tim isn't sick. He's just
Speaker 1: a fucking becoming a robot to feed Grock. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you see that video where it's like it's like Scroogey
Speaker 1: wakes up and he goes you. He goes out on
Speaker 1: the streets like you, boy, what day is it?
Speaker 2: He was like, it's March. He wakes up my Christmas
Speaker 2: day and he's like it's Martin. All right, I'll try
Speaker 2: to do better, I guess in general March presents.
Speaker 1: I'll try to be better next Christmas. But I might
Speaker 1: I might have forgotten this lesson by then, Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: No, I went back and ford in time. I'm not
Speaker 2: forgetting ship.
Speaker 1: He would forget. He's he's old.
Speaker 2: He might not be here.
Speaker 1: He might he die on Thanksgiving just.
Speaker 2: Paying a lot of women to ebeneze or my Scrooge.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I know exactly what. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that, but that was a convo I
Speaker 2: put that together. I was a free style freestyle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so terrible. He was an amazing athlete. I really I
Speaker 2: really miss him. I miss him, man, I missed him too.
Speaker 2: But you know, he's a he's a fucking mountain decoration. Crazy.
Speaker 1: He's a texture pack on the mountain somewhere.
Speaker 2: He stepped back in with Jesus. Now.
Speaker 3: It so sucked with poor kids on that thing, man,
Speaker 3: that's what makes it so tragic. From him dying obviously unfortunate,
Speaker 3: but it was just a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Kids, a lot of kids his own tottered whoops. That
Speaker 2: was part was whoops. You think you think he was like, whoops?
Speaker 2: Are neither like? Right before there he was prey Damn Lebron,
Speaker 2: he said of fire RAFs up, damn Lebron. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure it was Shack. He's like, man, fuck you Shack.
Speaker 2: They got the black Box. And that's the last thing
Speaker 2: I heard him say, fucking Shack. I got one marine
Speaker 2: than new Boom, that's true. I got five, he got
Speaker 2: four boom. Man, it was really fucked up. If Shaq
Speaker 2: would have took care of himself, man, God Doge took
Speaker 2: care of himself, Oh god, they would have had at
Speaker 2: least a couple more. For sure. He was he was
Speaker 2: so unstoppable. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like wild looking at like,
Speaker 3: oh they because he didn't pray, he didn't practice, right,
Speaker 3: isn't that the double edged sword? Yeah, he's so good
Speaker 3: that he's like, I'm not gonna do shit. So if
Speaker 3: he was like unathletic, if he wasn't as big, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, he would have probably tried harder,
Speaker 3: but he wouldn't be as dominant.
Speaker 2: So it's like a weird he just was not. You
Speaker 2: just wish that like he was had that big as drive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well Kobe' drive. He'd probably still be playing. If you
Speaker 2: got Kobe's drive, that would have been terrifying because it
Speaker 2: would have been unfair. It already is unfair, the fact
Speaker 2: that there's no size. You're playing technically a combat sorry
Speaker 2: physic a physical sport. There is contact. You're playing a
Speaker 2: contact sport and it doesn't matter what size you are.
Speaker 2: You can be fucking seven foot six and huge, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, how is anybody supposed to defend over you?
Speaker 3: Like it's bost advantage you have. You have to use
Speaker 3: your advantages, right, Like obviously most big men have bad
Speaker 3: handled unless you're Kevin Gardner, Kevin Durant Kevin Durant is
Speaker 3: like that, he's he's the oxy good.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't, ye, yeah, you can't. Can't defending that guy.
Speaker 2: I think I have that guy's shoes or something.
Speaker 1: Why would you have a shoes like you like the No,
Speaker 1: Like I think, uh, some someone my mom worked with,
Speaker 1: I think his mom or something, and they're like, you
Speaker 1: guys have like we have like a piece of memorabilia
Speaker 1: from him. And I remember being like, I don't know
Speaker 1: who the that means nothing to me at all?
Speaker 2: Was that? When is it? Because was it recently when
Speaker 2: this happened the high school?
Speaker 1: Okay for sure, like late high school and so.
Speaker 2: Back when he was like fucking signed Seattle, but then
Speaker 2: went to Okay see early Okay, See that's crazy. Before
Speaker 2: he went back. I was thinking like maybe when he
Speaker 2: he never went back. He did, he went he went
Speaker 2: to Okay. See he went to Okay, see England, right, No,
Speaker 2: not for first he went to they went to Golden State,
Speaker 2: Golden State, that's okay, yeah yeah, and then Brooklyn, which
Speaker 2: that's what I was thinking. Maybe while he was in Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: you got the shoes. Yeah, but now he's in fucking Houston.
Speaker 2: Remember that.
Speaker 1: I can't remember it was shoes or if it was
Speaker 1: like a basketball it was in like a glass box,
Speaker 1: was like some piece man.
Speaker 2: I would have. I would, uh, well, if he wins
Speaker 2: one more championship, stay with Houston, then I would sell
Speaker 2: that ship probably probably. Though he's still great.
Speaker 1: Seven or thirty, he's on he's on death's door.
Speaker 2: I mean technically for sports in sports world, we passed.
Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy. Like when you hit forty, your
Speaker 2: just knees explode. They literally explode. I've seen it happen
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday and then you just see them project I'll
Speaker 2: explode exploded. That was so sad. I've been playing basketball
Speaker 2: every day and I think about that ship because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm thirty seven. Ye was like, bro, I gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: My ship's gonna stretch. I do.
Speaker 1: That's a myth. Don't stretch, stretch stretch Ye yeah, then
Speaker 1: for you work out, stretch before you work out, so
Speaker 1: you don't. That's such a believe.
Speaker 2: You're fucking sharing that the Maye not. You know, it
Speaker 2: made me stop stretching. I watched Zombie Land and Whatoody
Speaker 2: Harrelson said something that stuck with me. He said to
Speaker 2: U Zuckerberg. What's the other guy's name, Jesse, Jesse Heisenberg.
Speaker 2: He said to Jesse Eisenberg, he said, have you ever
Speaker 2: seen a lion stretch before it attacks the gazelle? Yes?
Speaker 2: And I was like, they do, I'm sold, But they do?
Speaker 2: Never they don't. And you never seen a predatory cat
Speaker 2: stretch its body and then go into pounce position. No,
Speaker 2: it's just positioning itself. It's not stretching, idiots, I've seen. Never.
Speaker 2: Animals stretch also when they need to stretch. They stretch
Speaker 2: when they're sleeping because they're stiff. No, they stretch and
Speaker 2: they stand up, they stretch, they they extend themselves. He's
Speaker 2: literally just lying. No, animals stretch. They stretch when they're
Speaker 2: sleeping because they're all stiff, like every like every and
Speaker 2: then they also walk around. Sometimes they do a random stretch.
Speaker 1: They don't do that.
Speaker 2: Animal stretch. A bird stretch.
Speaker 3: The birds are not the fucking case. It's like, what
Speaker 3: have you seen a worm stretch? Worms don't. When's the
Speaker 3: last time you've seen a worm?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Turn cakes.
Speaker 1: And all I'm hearing is you giving me examples of
Speaker 1: animals not stretching. Animals stretch they don't.
Speaker 2: They do. They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't stretch the same way people do before they
Speaker 3: work out. Yes, but they do stretch. They don't go
Speaker 3: through stretch routines. They don't sit down like I fight.
Speaker 2: Animals don't like before, like a goat like head butts,
Speaker 2: you see them like the horns. All you're seeing it
Speaker 2: stretching before it charges. You know, all it does is go.
Speaker 2: Both bulls are retarded, though hyper stupid. More animals.
Speaker 1: More and more animals are being added to this list
Speaker 1: of animals that do not stretch. Name one animal.
Speaker 3: I've seen dog stretch after they finished seping. Even I've
Speaker 3: seen my dog stretch before. Not do stretch routines, but
Speaker 3: they stretch like they're walking around sometimes and they're like,
Speaker 3: because just finished sleeping.
Speaker 1: Not even animals, and you didn't see it sleeping.
Speaker 2: It walked and it's like, I'm stiff, I need to stretch.
Speaker 2: That's what you saw stretch. You absolutely saw that.
Speaker 1: Animals down stretch. They look like they stretch because that's
Speaker 1: us superimposing what we think they're doing before. How when
Speaker 1: dogs like lick you and they're like, oh, they're giving
Speaker 1: you kiss, it's like, no, that's not what's happening. A
Speaker 1: dog doesn't know what a kiss is. Okay, when you
Speaker 1: see a dog stretch, you're seeing a dog be more dog.
Speaker 3: Dog kissing its lips, putting its snout against you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, animals don't stretch at all.
Speaker 2: It's a myth. Yeah, they don't even stretch it even
Speaker 2: after a nap. They they get up immediately and start sprinting. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: animal like that crazy like a line's like a like
Speaker 2: a cheetahs like going after and you just see it
Speaker 2: like stop and it's like holding its fucking side. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 2: they straight up me out. Sure. The cats, Yeah, felines
Speaker 2: feelings me out. I've never I've only heard cheats me
Speaker 2: out out of the bigger cat. It's crazy. Probably worms cough.
Speaker 1: Interesting, it's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: They cough like my dad exactly.
Speaker 1: They go like that loud to home. Well, it's like
Speaker 1: it's proportionally smaller, but like it is that it's loud.
Speaker 1: If you feel like a step the scope up to
Speaker 1: a worm, you'd hear that, ah, but only.
Speaker 2: If it was coughing the scope of work. You think, like,
Speaker 2: you go to a better veterinarian is that right? Veterinarian?
Speaker 2: Veterinary veterinarian? Is there an there?
Speaker 1: I feel like this is like a Wednesday kind of
Speaker 1: thing or February, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It's I don't I think it's right.
Speaker 2: Ways, I'm sure I'm butchering you. But yeah, you go
Speaker 2: to a vet I'm just gonna say that, veteran, and
Speaker 2: you bring you go to an army better and you
Speaker 2: bring the words of the bed, you put the steps,
Speaker 2: he's alive.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that would sound like.
Speaker 2: That's a hot you get it away from me.
Speaker 1: Did you know that they build guns salt guns for bugs?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, so there's like actually.
Speaker 1: Do guns that you can buy that you load I
Speaker 1: guess with like salt or something and you shoot, but like.
Speaker 2: Bugs, most of the like flies, mosquitoes, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, you know pest that really need to be shot,
Speaker 1: but like you can't shoot it with a real bullet
Speaker 1: because like they're so big, you miss and you damage
Speaker 1: your ship. So you load it with like little salts
Speaker 1: and that basically acts as proportionally bullets for them, and
Speaker 1: so you shoot.
Speaker 2: I feel like hitting them is so hard though.
Speaker 1: No, well, well yeah they make they make revolvers, which
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really I really want to blunderbuss flying over there.
Speaker 2: Done shit that It's gotta be kind of fun. I imagine.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I have to imagine shooting shooting bugs. I
Speaker 1: can't even tell you how much satisfaction, especially if they
Speaker 1: were roaches. Oh my god, being able to fucking.
Speaker 2: I don't like guns very much. Columbine entire company of roaches. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that I don't know, will mind? See that's who should
Speaker 2: be worshiped, right, people who massacre bugs? You have all
Speaker 2: these dumb ass like the Columbine kids are like I've
Speaker 2: been watching some of these documentaries on showing the copycat
Speaker 2: like school shooters and whatever, and they worship these guys
Speaker 2: and I'm like, they suck so bad that I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you seeing? I'm trying to be as objective
Speaker 2: as possible, and I'm like, what do these people like?
Speaker 2: They think they're cool?
Speaker 1: It is crazy because it is crazy because they're just
Speaker 1: aping material. It would be like simping for like Carlos
Speaker 1: Mencia or like a cover band, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like you just you're just doing Columbine over and over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fucking lame.
Speaker 2: It makes sense why they like they look up to them,
Speaker 2: but like it's still like in which way because there's
Speaker 2: someone that like it's projection of themselves, Like, oh, this
Speaker 2: person Carl has the same experience that I have. And
Speaker 2: I don't mean that, I mean like they think they're cool,
Speaker 2: Like they look at them and they're they're vlogs and stuff,
Speaker 2: and like all these guys there's that band that they like.
Speaker 2: One I don't know if it was one or both
Speaker 2: of them were wearing this one band. It's like an
Speaker 2: acronym or not an acronym in abbreviation m K something whatever,
Speaker 2: and all of them get into that. That girl that
Speaker 2: shot up her school recently was into that band, the
Speaker 2: Black Nazi. I think was like, like they just.
Speaker 1: I forgot about the Black Nazis.
Speaker 2: I just watched a video on the blost because I
Speaker 2: want to know what I didn't know all what happened.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the Blots. It's funny because like the god
Speaker 2: they it's so crazy. Did so in his manifesto. Now,
Speaker 2: he was obviously fucking around a little bit. But also
Speaker 2: I think some of the inspirations were real because at
Speaker 2: the end one of them said, Hassan, it's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: obviously you're not. It's but somebody Ethan Ralph was on it.
Speaker 2: Ethan Ralph Nicholas J.
Speaker 1: Flint says, Ralph and Nick Fes were on a manifest on.
Speaker 2: A manifesto with that with the Blatzi that blocked that
Speaker 2: real recent Blatzi shooter. He Nicholas J. Finn says Candice Owens,
Speaker 2: he doubled down on Canda. I think that was real.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is that the more you say blotzy,
Speaker 1: the more it doesn't sound like a real word.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's well, it's it's it's not real
Speaker 2: in a sense that it hasn't been accepted by society yet.
Speaker 2: But I'm trying to make it real because that's how
Speaker 2: it works. Right, Once it's accepted, it's now real because
Speaker 2: people people will be like, that's not a real word.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the fuck is a real word? What does
Speaker 2: that even mean? Every word is made up? Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it needs to be accepted. You're right, but like,
Speaker 2: it just needs to be accepted. It that's the only criteria.
Speaker 1: It's a word that has not been accepted, and chances
Speaker 1: are might not be.
Speaker 2: It won't ever is not gonna be accepted, but I'm
Speaker 2: still gonna try later. You're gonna we're gonna do our best.
Speaker 2: It's like blunk hole, you know, black uncle, like that
Speaker 2: didn't stick. That didn't sticks. Most of my uncle's a blunkle.
Speaker 2: So I first heard that on the scrubs because a turk.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to be a blunkle, and then
Speaker 2: they're like looking at him and like I got it immediately,
Speaker 2: But a blunkle. It's crazy anyway, I don't know. Let's
Speaker 2: move on to about an uncle, A nice uncle. Yeah, yeah, good,
Speaker 2: save all right, what we got from our races. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna read.
Speaker 1: Our some of the submissions from our wonderful patients over
Speaker 1: a patreon dot com slash snart tank.
Speaker 2: Remember you two? Can you two can add on YouTube?
Speaker 2: You too? Hello? Hello? Remember when they put the things
Speaker 2: something yeah something so yeah, So he says it goes hello, hello,
Speaker 2: and then I think it says oh la, like man,
Speaker 2: please go vertigo or something.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: I only know YouTube for I genuine and I mean
Speaker 1: this sincerely. I don't think I've listened to an entire
Speaker 1: YouTube song.
Speaker 2: All the way through.
Speaker 1: But I know that the only thing I know about
Speaker 1: them is that is when they threw their album on
Speaker 1: everybody's phone, Yeah, and everybody immediately wanted it gone.
Speaker 2: That was that was it felt good. To be fair,
Speaker 2: I might have talked about the on the show before.
Speaker 2: To be fair, there's one song in there, and actually
Speaker 2: was listening to it last week. I was at the gym,
Speaker 2: like as a cool down. It's called every Breaking Wave.
Speaker 2: It's actually a good song, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe you too, because to be every commercial song
Speaker 2: I've heard from them, Sorry, you two fans, I think
Speaker 2: it sucks. I just every popular song I've heard from them,
Speaker 2: maybe the In the Name of Love. That song's okay.
Speaker 2: I know that song because the Homer Simpsons getting the
Speaker 2: shit kicked out of him by YouTube's security guard in
Speaker 2: the Simpsons, he like disrupted like a YouTube concert. I
Speaker 2: can't remer or why. And then they take him off
Speaker 2: stage and like, don't worry, folks, he's gonna get the
Speaker 2: help he deserves. And the camera's on in the stage background.
Speaker 2: It's the stage. The monitor is basically showing in the
Speaker 2: on backstage and he's getting this shit kicked out of him.
Speaker 2: They're holding him and they're punching him and kneeing him
Speaker 2: in the head while they're in the name of it
Speaker 2: was funny.
Speaker 1: So is Vertigo a YouTube song? Yes, that's the only song.
Speaker 1: That's the only song I know, and I didn't even
Speaker 1: know it was them, dude.
Speaker 2: It's one of the they have this like riff that
Speaker 2: I feel like they were like, oh, this riff's hard,
Speaker 2: but it's like it's like hard baby shit, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Like it's like like they were probably like, God, that's
Speaker 2: so fucking like that's so int and then like like
Speaker 2: to like you know, a seventy five year old, like
Speaker 2: all their fans are like, oh man, these guys still
Speaker 2: got it. Yeah, but like I heard that ship, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is and fifty years old they're like just.
Speaker 1: You goes like wait, wait, hold on, I haven't you too.
Speaker 2: Let's I want to look at their Spotify, like what
Speaker 2: is their.
Speaker 1: Probably fucking ten trillion listens a minute?
Speaker 2: What do you think it is? What do you think
Speaker 2: they're monthly?
Speaker 1: They're unreasonably populs.
Speaker 2: I don't their a monthly listener is how what would
Speaker 2: you say they're monthly listeners.
Speaker 1: How many a month I would I'm gonna guess sixty million.
Speaker 2: That's very high. Yeah, I haven't looked yet, so I'm
Speaker 2: just thinking, it's what about you twenty five million, let's
Speaker 2: see twenty point one million. That's so unreasonably high.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. They're classic music. Oh yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: beautiful day, remember that one? No, you know that, you
Speaker 2: know that that's crazy to give them gay and I'm
Speaker 2: right a game, I'm gay. I'm afraid.
Speaker 1: Okay, I genuinely don't know about it.
Speaker 2: With or without you. I don't know. See, Like I'm
Speaker 2: looking at the I know without you, what is that one?
Speaker 2: I don't know that with I don't know how to
Speaker 2: say it with With that?
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 2: Still haven't found what I'm looking for? One? See, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if I heard them, I would know them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's but also like I would never choose to listen
Speaker 1: to them on purpose.
Speaker 2: That's what's so crazy. That's the problem that I'm having that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't recognize any other titles. So that's
Speaker 2: that really does show that, Yeah, we don't listen to
Speaker 2: them even though I'm sure the pop culture lexicon everywhere
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you too can ask a question over at Patreon
Speaker 1: on contrasts to start, take five dollars a month.
Speaker 2: Is the audience participation tier.
Speaker 1: Go over there and throw us a question or a submission,
Speaker 1: or a story or fucking whatever you want, not limited,
Speaker 1: just the questions. I stayed the size of North America
Speaker 1: wrote in he says, hey, Fellas, recently, I've been rewatching
Speaker 1: Lost after buying the whole show on Blu ray. And
Speaker 1: if you know anything about Loss is that the show
Speaker 1: gets progressively more and more insane the longer it goes on.
Speaker 1: My question is, what's a show, movie, or a game
Speaker 1: that starts off relatively sane and that goes completely off
Speaker 1: the rails later on. An honorable mention is the later
Speaker 1: seasons of Supernatural where they fight literal God. They also
Speaker 1: have a crossover with Scooby doing that show.
Speaker 2: Yea, they fight God? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like yahweh my God? Like the Almighty? Yeah? What do
Speaker 2: you like?
Speaker 1: Why did they fight him?
Speaker 2: Does he have like a beard? And shit? Like? What
Speaker 2: does he look like? Does he does have a beard?
Speaker 2: Doesn't have you watched The Boys. Yes, do you watch
Speaker 2: the new season? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know the guy that cloned himself in the new
Speaker 3: season when they were doing the Firecracker rally and he
Speaker 3: was in his own ass. He had like a bunch
Speaker 3: of clones in his own as like a train of
Speaker 3: Is that the guy that was the guy that played Bob.
Speaker 3: Because the guy Robert Singer, the guy that writes The Boys,
Speaker 3: he wrote Supernatural.
Speaker 2: Oh is that why? It's why I love and hate
Speaker 2: The Boys at the same time. That's why the guy
Speaker 2: that plays on Vegan, he played the dad.
Speaker 3: That's why he was into the show as well. Okay,
Speaker 3: the guy that played the President, he was Bobby in
Speaker 3: the show as well too, like like a lot of
Speaker 3: them are storing.
Speaker 2: Even Jensen ackles he was. He was the main character
Speaker 2: in Freaking of Natural, him and his brother. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I look to be fair. I never watched. Uh it
Speaker 2: makes sense, but it's like a c W show right
Speaker 2: when it first aired, when it was actually really really
Speaker 2: good at my sister and that's the reason why I
Speaker 2: watched he watched it. I was like, oh, I guess,
Speaker 2: and then I finished it on my own. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: had a friend that claims he was straight man that
Speaker 2: loved that show, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: OK, I think the first of that show, like I
Speaker 3: think season three, four, and five are like amazing television actually,
Speaker 3: but I think it goes on to season twenty it
Speaker 3: is insane.
Speaker 2: I look, I still watched them. I'll just take your
Speaker 2: word for it because I couldn't. You don't have you
Speaker 2: don't have to watch it's I tried. I tried those
Speaker 2: DC shows. I tried them. I try to watch the
Speaker 2: c W DC shows, and they just they fell off
Speaker 2: a cliff for me fast. I never cared, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I never I never cared. I watched.
Speaker 2: I will say.
Speaker 1: The thing that comes to mind immediately is Metal Gear. Honestly,
Speaker 1: Metal Gear as a series starts off so mundane relative
Speaker 1: to like what it ends up being, where like people's
Speaker 1: fucking arms are controlling them and ship like it's it's absurd.
Speaker 3: I mean, every game starts off way less insane in
Speaker 3: the game ends.
Speaker 1: Not really yeah, even all of them do I don't
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 2: Which one doesn't get completely out of hand by the
Speaker 2: end of.
Speaker 1: The Well, I guess I'm thinking of things. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of the usually usually that happens with things that are
Speaker 1: succeeded or like handed off to like a different like
Speaker 1: if like a reboot or something where like the reboot
Speaker 1: is fucked or something. But like I think it like
Speaker 1: when I think about like Halo went through Reach or whatever,
Speaker 1: like those are pretty those are as like there's there's
Speaker 1: not a moment in those that feel particularly more insane.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You needed to change the entire
Speaker 1: structure of like who was even you know you don't
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: I don't think Metal Gear Solid one goes from like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is kind of a stuff game to like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm fighting my clone that's like the opposite of me
Speaker 2: that was raised in the VAT to kill me out
Speaker 2: of nowhere, to that's that's what I'm Metal Gears.
Speaker 3: And then two you go from being a ninja like
Speaker 3: I'm just an assassin to your fighting mets with a sword.
Speaker 1: But this is what I'm saying, This is what I'm
Speaker 1: this is literally the point is that it starts off
Speaker 1: you're just sneaking into a base.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I think every game goes like this except
Speaker 3: for the last one.
Speaker 2: The last one is just kind of like what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on? That's it.
Speaker 1: I mean I like the most.
Speaker 2: I like the more.
Speaker 1: The most recent Metal Gear game, which one five deaths Stranding, Dude.
Speaker 2: I watched. I watched that one in particular.
Speaker 3: I watched maybe I watched all of the first ones,
Speaker 3: like the all the narrative stuff, like A three however,
Speaker 3: the narrative of the first one, and then I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe thirty five minutes from finishing, like a huge deep
Speaker 3: dive in the second one, and I'm like, this story
Speaker 3: is unfucking believable.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I'm like, this isn't like it's also my
Speaker 1: least favorite part of the game.
Speaker 2: The story. Yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 3: I think the story is the part of it's just
Speaker 3: that mechanically whatever game is not for me. I think
Speaker 3: the story is insane. I think what the is going
Speaker 3: on is fucking there's a tar person, hey, and not
Speaker 3: the way you think.
Speaker 2: I don't even I you.
Speaker 1: Keep saying group and tar person. And also it's crazy shit.
Speaker 2: I'm baffled by his behavior. The slur baby, that's the slur?
Speaker 2: Did you say tar baby? Yes? I am a black man.
Speaker 2: I am perturbed, I am outranged, I perturbed. I perturbed.
Speaker 2: Such a fuck dad? Yeah right, I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: have a dad. I don't. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's what do you mean we've met King Dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really don't think you want to be I
Speaker 3: think I think I think you think it'd be funny,
Speaker 3: and it'd be like just not funny.
Speaker 2: I think behind your back we're gonna get him on
Speaker 2: the pod. That'd be crazy. I'd walk right back out.
Speaker 2: I believe episode four hundred. You know, if the United
Speaker 2: States is still intact, episode four hundred, we're getting King Dad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Really, and you can hold this to it.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't think. I really don't think you guys
Speaker 2: want that.
Speaker 3: But I mean, hey, man, I think I think it
Speaker 3: won't even be funny. It's not funny, like speaking.
Speaker 1: Of Dad's Sweeney Tom, the gay bummer of Feet Street
Speaker 1: wrote in says, on the standing versus sitting debate, I
Speaker 1: don't remember having this debate.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Crazy, Yeah, this is probably. I mean, I don't like
Speaker 1: how little I remember of my own life, but like, well,
Speaker 1: that's that's whatever, he says. My dadd's nickname is tiny
Speaker 1: due to his hilarious Oh I remember this now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The short legs. Oh my god, conversation.
Speaker 2: I only just remembered that. That's that's just likeic question.
Speaker 2: As soon as he okay, good.
Speaker 1: And when you recognize it, I was like, Oh, my
Speaker 1: dad's nickname is tiny Dude to his hilariously short legs
Speaker 1: and long ass fucking back.
Speaker 2: He is five feet Yeah, his long ass fucking back.
Speaker 1: He is five feet seven inches tall, So he's five
Speaker 1: seven And when he was younger, he had a friend
Speaker 1: who was six foot three inches tall. When in bars,
Speaker 1: they used to bet strangers that when they sat next
Speaker 1: to each other that my dad was taller than his friend.
Speaker 1: They would always win free drinks because of the hilarious
Speaker 1: height difference.
Speaker 2: One standing up.
Speaker 1: Sadly I inherited his tiny legs, but I'm at least
Speaker 1: a modest five nine inches all, so I'm not quite
Speaker 1: as funny looking. Keep up the long keep up the
Speaker 1: good work, Black Noir and Chris.
Speaker 2: That is uh, his dad looked like SpongeBob or something.
Speaker 1: I would imagine it looks more like.
Speaker 2: He does legs.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Johnny Bravo. Yeah, he's one of the
Speaker 1: first people I think about anything. Yeah, because his because
Speaker 1: his back I think is like you if you if
Speaker 1: you took the drawing of him and measured his legs,
Speaker 1: you could fit I think three sets of his legs
Speaker 1: just on his back. I think, I think, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I'm operating very.
Speaker 2: Being very generous. Who is the stubbiest legs in any
Speaker 2: series ever? I'm trying to think of Johnny Bravo, Well,
Speaker 2: right now he might be what are those damn already forgot?
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's less. It's like two
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not that crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean it is.
Speaker 2: But what are those village people in Expedition thirty three?
Speaker 2: What are they called it? The gest Yeah? Yeah, those
Speaker 2: things and you see like when you first show up
Speaker 2: to their for their village and like how the fun
Speaker 2: do they walk? Because they have those little stubby just there.
Speaker 3: There's so much variety in them though, like they all
Speaker 3: look so fucking different from each other, because there's the
Speaker 3: there's three there's two weeks, there's just on there's the
Speaker 3: other ones, right, the the minstrels, mestrols.
Speaker 2: And the instrels. Yeah yeah, you know the performers with
Speaker 2: the shoe pauls so.
Speaker 1: There's the gestrols, and then there's the what the fun?
Speaker 2: Why can't I remember that? I forgot what they're called?
Speaker 2: The I what? I gotta play that game again at
Speaker 2: some point, I'm what are the enemies called Neverrn's Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's another. You're right, that's just you're thinking. Probably, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't forget to Gonoco person not really liking ybody
Speaker 2: else in that game is inferior. But everyone's inferior everyone.
Speaker 2: Everyone's just less cool to.
Speaker 1: Like you're out on guard choice in podcasting where you
Speaker 1: kind of talk away from the microphone.
Speaker 2: It's very sick. It's very against the crane. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's why, very rebellious, a new stand on. It's why
Speaker 2: I have to like, fucking uh. Your ratio of compression
Speaker 2: is so much higher than ours. It's very it's very
Speaker 2: like I usually do like five to one because like
Speaker 2: it's some parts of solo trying to stretch it as
Speaker 2: much as I could. It's like I'm like the m F.
Speaker 2: Doom of podcast. Oh, I take the rules and I
Speaker 2: break the rules. Was m F. Doom also fundamentally retarded? Yes? Possibly, possibly,
Speaker 2: that's your perspective of it. I think it was a
Speaker 2: little bit. I feel like there was I feel like
Speaker 2: there was a little bit quirky and he was just wild,
Speaker 2: like like there's a little bit of retardation that made
Speaker 2: him a genius kind of That's just how I feel.
Speaker 2: That's cool, That's just.
Speaker 1: How I feel. It's such a f That's the way
Speaker 1: that I love that sentence because it just negates anything
Speaker 1: that anybody else can say to you, because it's like,
Speaker 1: how can you argue with you can't argue with it
Speaker 1: that This.
Speaker 3: Is just how I feel the conversation that has become
Speaker 3: such a wild level of like an accountability.
Speaker 2: It's like instead of like this is my truth, I think.
Speaker 2: I think it's how you have to operate if you
Speaker 2: if you spend any amount of time on the internet,
Speaker 2: you have to you have to just double down, double down,
Speaker 2: but also retreat, believe a very open means of retreat.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like, look I don't think so, but like I'm positive,
Speaker 3: but if you're on Instagram, make sure you can't be
Speaker 3: added to. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: It's a great dude. That makes me because every once
Speaker 2: in a while I want to reply to somebody and
Speaker 2: then they turn their ats off, so like you can't
Speaker 2: directly at them. You can still reply on their thread,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't directly at them, and I like, you fucking
Speaker 2: coward you it's it's such a coward move, Like it
Speaker 2: makes me so bad, especially because you can add other people.
Speaker 2: It's like if you turn that off, you should not
Speaker 2: be able to add other people. So it's just like,
Speaker 2: say the activity thing, I turn it off because I'm like,
Speaker 2: you don't need to know when I'm fucking online. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: But then I can't see what other people online. That's
Speaker 2: completely fair.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see this little foul. Tarnish wrote in
Speaker 1: this is Hello Maiden was rejects. I know Nintendo sucks now,
Speaker 1: but seeing as they were a huge part of my childhood,
Speaker 1: what are some of your favorite pre switch first Nintendo
Speaker 1: first party Nintendo games?
Speaker 2: Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, I have so many of them,
Speaker 2: have so many Nintendo games.
Speaker 1: That new doney on game looks pretty sick to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, Like, doesn't he like to turn into
Speaker 1: some weird turn to all sorts of stupid shiit It
Speaker 1: looks it looks cool. It's not enough for me to
Speaker 1: go and spend five hundred hours on a machine just
Speaker 1: to play it, but it looks cool.
Speaker 2: Did you send me some racist ship? Yes? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: well just say the word yeah, I mean yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that? Have you guys seen that
Speaker 1: video of Chuck Cheese streaming Fall? Guys?
Speaker 2: No, what are you saying? What? Yeah? Chuck e Cheese
Speaker 2: like Charles Entertainment.
Speaker 1: Did Charles Charles Entertainment Cheese himself in the flesh, well
Speaker 1: in the felt I guess because he's a puppet in
Speaker 1: the stream, but uh, yeah, he's there's this. I guess
Speaker 1: they did a thing during the pandemic. They did a
Speaker 1: thing during the pandemic where they were streaming Fall guys.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, And there's a there's a clip where he's
Speaker 1: playing the game and he he looks, he looks at
Speaker 1: the camera and he goes, Pagers, he did, he did?
Speaker 1: This is real And then he turns back to the
Speaker 1: game and he goes like, I'm not even kidding. What's
Speaker 1: crazy about it? Is like somebody pointed this after me
Speaker 1: that I didn't even realize that. Brad pointed this out
Speaker 1: to be on someone side where like because I showed.
Speaker 2: It to him and he couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: But it's like right above his camera's his biggest donation
Speaker 1: or top donation, right and it's completely empty.
Speaker 6: Which is the funniest fucking part of that video. It's
Speaker 6: just like him going pogos whimpering and then just know
Speaker 6: what supports him?
Speaker 2: What are you talking?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Why is this never came up? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: saw it.
Speaker 1: It came about my feed recently, so this is years ago.
Speaker 1: This is like, uh, during the pandemic, I like four
Speaker 1: years ago. I think exactly.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a classic image of Chuck E Cheese
Speaker 3: where it's like what happened to Chucky?
Speaker 2: And he's just naked and he's just like classic, and
Speaker 2: I just think I think every time I go pasty cheese,
Speaker 2: I think of that and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: I saw this. I saw that in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I have not gone back into Chuck E Cheese since
Speaker 3: I've seen that.
Speaker 2: That is an instant classic. That is a that's a
Speaker 2: great photo. Oh well, it's it's playing through my headphone. Swoops, okay,
Speaker 2: h doing that, But like, dude, like I love not
Speaker 2: a s A single donations.
Speaker 1: I like how the music cuts out too, like it's
Speaker 1: at the end of.
Speaker 2: A round ah.
Speaker 1: Pogers hagers and so clearly like oh man, I think
Speaker 1: that was the only thing he said the entire stream too,
Speaker 1: which is crazy.
Speaker 3: I can't fucking believe. I just I'm so fucking out.
Speaker 3: I'm just so empty of ability to be surprised anymore.
Speaker 1: But isn't that crazy, Like like I'm just so I
Speaker 1: earnestly miss being surprised, Like I haven't felt like like
Speaker 1: I remember hearing bad news or whatever right or like
Speaker 1: something in the news that would like be like, how
Speaker 1: is that possible? And that doesn't happen anymore. Now It's
Speaker 1: I'm never like surprised by anything that I see. I
Speaker 1: can be surprised, like even I think genuinely if like
Speaker 1: an earthquake, what happened right now? And a fault like
Speaker 1: a like a fault line where to split this apartment
Speaker 1: into law, I would be.
Speaker 2: Like, WHOA see the magma?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that would be surprising. I'd be surprised.
Speaker 2: But like I would be like maybe barely startled. I
Speaker 2: can be shocked and frightened, but I can't really be surprised.
Speaker 2: I can be there you go surprised by I don't.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be none of us should be surprised by
Speaker 2: human stupidity anymore. But it still hits me. It's not
Speaker 2: working with me anymore, really still hits me. Even Jojo
Speaker 2: had to remind me and be like, like you always say,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of a thing because I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: people are this. And then something happened recently that caught
Speaker 2: me off guard. And then again it was one of
Speaker 2: those things. I'm like, you know, you already know there
Speaker 2: should be nothing that to catch you off guard, but
Speaker 2: it still does. I but I've gone through think I
Speaker 2: don't respect human life that same way used to anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't value human life the ways anymore. Like I like, genuinely,
Speaker 3: for real, I don't think everyone deserves the life they're
Speaker 3: given anymore. I've really that point where I'm like, you
Speaker 3: don't deserve to live exactly. Listen, you used to deserve it,
Speaker 3: and then you prove that you don't deserve it anymore,
Speaker 3: so you should probably, you know, get on.
Speaker 2: Gain I'm having I actually I agree that I'm having
Speaker 2: a little hard time. I was like, I need to
Speaker 2: take a step back from the internet because I'm I
Speaker 2: haven't been this disgusted humanity in like quite some time
Speaker 2: where I was like, I need to I need to
Speaker 2: like just default, I need to go back to default
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, ah, shit's dumb. Yeah. Recently I've
Speaker 2: been like, you know, a meteorite that just struck a
Speaker 2: bunch of I'd be like, kind of do the Fonzie.
Speaker 2: I'd be like a like, I'm I'm I don't like
Speaker 2: how I don't like feeling like that. No, exactly, it's
Speaker 2: a ship feeling. I'll hit the juke box and start,
Speaker 2: you know, being like a thousands of people died eight.
Speaker 2: The No Kings then gave me a lot of surprise.
Speaker 2: I was actually proud. I was like, I'm happy some
Speaker 2: people showed up No Kingston, the no Kings, No Kingston,
Speaker 2: No Kings. That would be would line that would make
Speaker 2: me so fucking sad. I'm like, am I really that bad? Yeah? Global? Global, Global,
Speaker 2: It's the most And then fucking all the world leaders
Speaker 2: are so impressed they make it officially No Kingston's Dame
Speaker 2: James will be hunted down and beat savagely like a
Speaker 2: scared dog.
Speaker 1: He's a coward. He's a coward is already we already
Speaker 1: killed him, we know where he is, we knowed him again,
Speaker 1: so we could kill him again this day next year. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's how you find out that you've been killed already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, next year you're gonna be killed. And then you're
Speaker 2: gonna be cloned and not be aware.
Speaker 3: That's so terrible because technically, when you get clothed, you
Speaker 3: still die. You the you that you are still is gone.
Speaker 2: I'm a different me now, and then you're gonna they're
Speaker 2: not gonna they're gonna make.
Speaker 7: Sure though Lily knows Lily every years, but every time
Speaker 7: you get cloned, you're gonna it's it's like, uh, you
Speaker 7: ever see the people who do face swap with themselves
Speaker 7: and how it gets like progressively, like like it just
Speaker 7: turns into.
Speaker 1: A complete different person a while it'll be like by
Speaker 1: like year ten, you're just not gonna look like You're
Speaker 1: gonna look at You're good. By year ten, you're gonna
Speaker 1: look like, uh, you're gonna look like David Cross.
Speaker 2: And then cybernetic Trump's gonna be you know, like, I'm
Speaker 2: Meka Trump. I can't even do it myself. As baby
Speaker 2: Trump is beat boom he sounds like that ATID that
Speaker 2: is uh, cyber Trump sounds dope. Cyber Trump. He sees
Speaker 2: cybers angief and cyber fucking cool, and he's like, I
Speaker 2: want that. Give me all those things. I recently played
Speaker 2: my Ver superheres brig the street Fighter and I saw
Speaker 2: Mega Zaneans, cyber Nettica, Kuma, and X members of Street Fighter,
Speaker 2: and I want that. I need all of it, no,
Speaker 2: no exceptions.
Speaker 1: I watched Short Circuit with Johnny five, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I want to be like Johnny.
Speaker 2: That seems fun. You want to be like Johnny.
Speaker 1: I want to be Johnny five. He looks so cool.
Speaker 2: I like his tread legs.
Speaker 1: I like the tread legs.
Speaker 2: Mister president, are you sure you wouldn't want to be
Speaker 2: a better cyborg or no?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's something about Johnny.
Speaker 2: He's just so cool whatever, so whatever, I want to
Speaker 2: be exactly like Johnny five.
Speaker 1: I want to fly it through the air with that
Speaker 1: song from Shrek to playing as I land on a
Speaker 1: boat with a mohawk. Then I literally happened in Short
Speaker 1: Circuit two. If you remember, if you remember Short Circuit too.
Speaker 2: Raise your hand.
Speaker 1: If you remember Shorge Cirkit two everybody saw it.
Speaker 2: I saw it. I saw it. Short Circuit two is crazy.
Speaker 2: I've only think I've seen parts of it from Red
Speaker 2: Letter Media.
Speaker 1: I used to love those movies, like for some reason,
Speaker 1: like that movie like really hit me, Like I really
Speaker 1: loved the Short Circuit. I think I love the design
Speaker 1: of that. There's something about the Wally style design of
Speaker 1: a robot that I really fuck with, even though I've
Speaker 1: not seen Wally somehow have never seen Wally.
Speaker 2: No, I've only seen parts of it. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: just I don't know why. I didn't intrigue me, but
Speaker 2: I was the future of what people turn into spoiled.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the life, bro, Like I'm done
Speaker 2: doing anything. Let's just sit and get fasts. Great.
Speaker 1: I think I got it spoiled for me or something,
Speaker 1: or like somebody told me the whole movie, or like
Speaker 1: somebody you know told me the ending, and then like
Speaker 1: what the And then I remember just being like.
Speaker 2: All right, standing of what happens.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't remember now, which is ironic. I
Speaker 1: could probably watch it.
Speaker 2: Watch it, watch it.
Speaker 3: He takes this dick out and he comes so much great,
Speaker 3: is so much come, Like it's a human like it's
Speaker 3: a it's a human, huge human penis. It's it's like
Speaker 3: a foot long human penis, and like it glazes the
Speaker 3: whole the whole ship feels what come blows up?
Speaker 2: God damn it. Disney still added again, Man, they're fucking
Speaker 2: That was Touchstone.
Speaker 1: Listen to that, well, that was probably Johnny six nine.
Speaker 1: Touchdown was the movie. The touchdown is Disney that like
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be associated with Disney. Disney, right, because
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not Friend Roger Rabbit. Yeah, Friend Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 1: Anything that was like slightly to adult to be pure
Speaker 1: Disney was touchdown. Like Home Alone was Was Alone was
Speaker 1: a touchdown, if I if I'm remembering correctly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Disney affiliate, that's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, touchtone is Disney. It's just like whenever they would
Speaker 1: have a movie that was like, this is not Disney entirely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not entirely kid friendly. So we're gonna put that
Speaker 1: on Roger Rabbit. It's the second movie.
Speaker 2: The movie starts in Roger Roger Rabbit laying there with
Speaker 2: a pool to come in his ass.
Speaker 1: Who's like game, Roger Rabbit? And the third one is
Speaker 1: who's gay?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Colon Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 2: Rabbit, he's back. Hey I'm gay. Hey I'm gay, and
Speaker 2: I'm animated.
Speaker 3: And someone just blows his brains out there and he
Speaker 3: gets the gun that kills Tunes. I love the idea
Speaker 3: of that, a gun that murders a cartoon.
Speaker 2: I thought that was so cool. I was so great.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I haven't seen that movie in
Speaker 2: a long time. That's due for like the pacing was
Speaker 2: a fan like crazy to me, but go back and
Speaker 2: watch it and just just even look at like just
Speaker 2: the people interacting with the characters, and it's it's just
Speaker 2: for its time.
Speaker 1: It kind of sucks that to do it way better,
Speaker 1: so like but like it's fine for what it is
Speaker 1: for for the garbage as little. There's barely any artistic
Speaker 1: barret to Roger Rabbit quite frankly.
Speaker 2: But was and Bugs Bunny in that movie or they
Speaker 2: both of Mickey and Bugs with both of that movie? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were. Yeah, when your phone was falling each other.
Speaker 1: The first and only time that that's ever happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's true. It's iconic. Dang, imagine companies, let
Speaker 2: that should happen. Now you're doing crossovers. I know they're
Speaker 2: doing the crossovers of Marvel. Right now they're doing Marvel
Speaker 2: and DC cross overs again, finally for the first time
Speaker 2: since like ninety one kind of standing. There hasn't been
Speaker 2: like a Marvel versus DC game. I think just being's
Speaker 2: never gonna happen, just being just pieces of ship.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that one, there's too many
Speaker 3: things attached to each I p too. They have to
Speaker 3: to play the display the IP in a way because
Speaker 3: if it's superheroes meeting up Beau, they're gonna have to
Speaker 3: fight one another. That just has to happen. I mean,
Speaker 3: someone has to win, someone has to lose, and they
Speaker 3: don't want to do that. They like the they like
Speaker 3: the the that essence of competitiveness in it has.
Speaker 2: To be because all you unless they're working together to
Speaker 2: stop bad guys exactly, which is like they already done,
Speaker 2: but but it hasn't been done with them though in
Speaker 2: a game. And again in a game, I don't In
Speaker 2: the game, they have to be fighting. They have to
Speaker 2: be there's no so it would be like anything else,
Speaker 2: like say when even though Ultimate lines again, well it
Speaker 2: could be a lot of things to where they're fighting
Speaker 2: at first, It's like even like say just the Avengers itself.
Speaker 2: They fight and then they come together. It's just anything else.
Speaker 2: It just like people don't get tired of the trope.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's like getting tired of fighting games.
Speaker 2: It would be like, you know, you don't get tired
Speaker 2: of them. You just want to play different things with
Speaker 2: different skins essentially, and the mechanics are slightly different, but
Speaker 2: you're still just mashing buttons and fucking people up and
Speaker 2: do it using hip boxes.
Speaker 1: So same thing.
Speaker 2: Get Marvel and DC together, which would be really cool.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I want to see Spider Man have
Speaker 2: sex with fucking uh.
Speaker 3: Frame one, Like it's not like that events like I
Speaker 3: want to see Spider Man fuck Venom in front of
Speaker 3: Batman immediately it's going on.
Speaker 2: Spider Man and Batman have sex. Yeah, it's great each other,
Speaker 2: like Black Cat and and fucking uh and cat Woman
Speaker 2: having fucking or scissoring. Yeah, and I'm in a closet
Speaker 2: fucking going bananas ya you see you see uh, Halle
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Catwoman Halle Berry. She was just like
Speaker 2: recently like dancing in her bikini. So it's like she's
Speaker 2: in her fifties and she looks fucking phenomenal seen that
Speaker 2: she was like doing I don't know if she was
Speaker 2: doing promo or something. And then like a one scene
Speaker 2: she's like running her fucking bikini bottoms falling offusly your ass,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's fucking to me. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I hope I look that good. I'm fifty, man, you
Speaker 2: look I really hope crazy danger. I hope I would.
Speaker 3: I would stop walking down the street late at night.
Speaker 3: I would, I would stop doing. Would you have to
Speaker 3: change a lot of your mentalities immediately? Like, Oh, now
Speaker 3: I'm an attractive woman. I'm really not safe anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have cannons on me. I have like proton cannons. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Liked the idea that he calls upon it.
Speaker 2: That kind of phases into existence like.
Speaker 3: Alarm up, and it's like, I need you here now.
Speaker 3: I want to know Barbara's capt to Iron Man and
Speaker 3: war Machine. I want to just call their photon cannon
Speaker 3: to them.
Speaker 2: Crazy big those fucking how how heavy they are, just
Speaker 2: because of how.
Speaker 1: Big they are, so unreasonably huge, Like.
Speaker 3: It might it might not weigh anything, you know, in theory,
Speaker 3: it might just not weigh anything. It might just show
Speaker 3: up because it needs to be gone. They suspended by
Speaker 3: some other external force. It's the kind of thing that
Speaker 3: like it probably has its own jets. Yeah, shooting down
Speaker 3: to keep it holdable for someone.
Speaker 2: An energy that boys make you wasting his crazy.
Speaker 3: He could like the rest of Attorney if he wanted to,
Speaker 3: but he's like, nah, I got to make stupid Yeah.
Speaker 2: Using the remote. Here's a good one. Using the remote.
Speaker 1: From click to pause, time code Kings and from headed
Speaker 1: don't come and uh observed from far away wrote in
Speaker 1: he says, sup sup funk men? Is there any reality
Speaker 1: TV you actually enjoy? I? For one, I'm a huge
Speaker 1: fan of Survivor and on a much lesser note due
Speaker 1: to do enjoy Jersey Shore even though I know it's
Speaker 1: absolute trash that stinks.
Speaker 2: Out of Shore for a while.
Speaker 1: That's the it's trash TV. That's the whole point to
Speaker 1: my look my face. I haven't watched reality in a
Speaker 1: long time. I acknowledge that it's like the entertainment value
Speaker 1: of it. But like when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: me and my friend Rob would like obsess over over
Speaker 1: v H one reality show, specifically a lot. It was
Speaker 1: like it was I love it was rockab Love, I Love,
Speaker 1: I Love New York. I'll never I'll never forget. For
Speaker 1: some like, we had this running gag for a long
Speaker 1: time ever since we saw like this one episode of
Speaker 1: I Love New York where like, I think this guy
Speaker 1: named Chance threatened to cut someone and I'll never He
Speaker 1: was like, I'll cut you. I'm like, this is I
Speaker 1: Love New York is, why are you threatened? Like freending
Speaker 1: violence on I Love New York is so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But it was that one.
Speaker 1: Celebrity Fit Club was pretty fucking iconic too, because it
Speaker 1: was just a bunch of outer shape celebrities being called
Speaker 1: fat every week.
Speaker 2: It was just like this is amazing.
Speaker 1: And I remember Dustin Diamond from fucking Uh Saved by
Speaker 1: the Bell was on it, and he was just like
Speaker 1: a menace, Like he had a complete heel turn somehow.
Speaker 2: He's the guy that played Screech, Right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Screech from Save by the Bell was the villain on
Speaker 1: Celebrity Fit Club and he was just a complete dick
Speaker 1: the entire time. And then he died.
Speaker 2: He died, right, yeah, he died. He made a sex
Speaker 2: tape and died. Do you remember what his sex tape
Speaker 2: was called?
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 2: Called Save by the Smell and apparently he dirty Sanchez
Speaker 2: is a chick villain is Disney villain is No.
Speaker 1: There's no character. There's still to this day I watch,
Speaker 1: I'll I'll engage in like some I don't know Love
Speaker 1: Island or whatever the handle I watch to handle like
Speaker 1: these things. Watch, yeah, I think we watched it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. It's bullshit some horny
Speaker 2: actually a funny show.
Speaker 3: So it's about to handle the concept of the show
Speaker 3: is that they put a bunch of sex addicts on
Speaker 3: this island and they prohibit any sort of sexual gratifications.
Speaker 3: But if you don't do what, you win money. Like
Speaker 3: everything you break the rules, you lose money. Like people
Speaker 3: get angry at each other.
Speaker 1: It's like what you jerked off and that costs fifteen
Speaker 1: grand basically or some ship.
Speaker 2: It's like it is a music but like these guys
Speaker 2: can't just control the sexual desires and he just leads
Speaker 2: to ruination. But what's crazy exploitations great it is, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's completely exploitati if there's there's no points about it.
Speaker 1: But still to this day, like I'll watch that show
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, that's entertaining. It still doesn't hold
Speaker 1: a candle. The Dustin Diamond, that Celebrity Club, that shit. Really,
Speaker 1: I really strongly urge you don't even need context. Just
Speaker 1: look up clips from that show from when he was
Speaker 1: on it. He comes back to later like so he
Speaker 1: didn't get fit, so like he re erects, he re erects,
Speaker 1: and then he died.
Speaker 2: It's just very fucking insane. I'm an og man. I
Speaker 2: real world. I was, I was. I loved. There's some
Speaker 2: seasons there's a real world where they were in Hollywood
Speaker 2: and there was these three There's these three guys. They
Speaker 2: they did, you know, they just symbiotically like just melted
Speaker 2: together and became the biggest broie frat retards. Like they
Speaker 2: just would smash girls together, giggle like fucking school kids,
Speaker 2: and like like one time they like smashed these girls,
Speaker 2: they came out into the kitchen to get their energy out,
Speaker 2: like like like they were so like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: look what we just did. It was so fucking funny
Speaker 2: to me. I like these guys are children, because that's
Speaker 2: all like I imagine that's what a kid would do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: first time having sex. I'm like, God, I just got laid.
Speaker 2: But they're all like giggling and like one of them's
Speaker 2: on the floor kicking his legs up in the air
Speaker 2: and shit, and like I was like, these guys, I
Speaker 2: get it. I get the energy. And I'm sure one
Speaker 2: of those names will I can't remember that, but that
Speaker 2: was a real world Hollywood it was I think it
Speaker 2: was the first time they went to Hollywood. That was
Speaker 2: a great season. But yeah, I still me and Jojo
Speaker 2: have seen everything of ninety see like.
Speaker 1: Every seat that I haven't seen everything from that show,
Speaker 1: but I remember liking it. It's uh, it was one
Speaker 1: that I would watch with my family a lot.
Speaker 2: Wife swap was weird. I remember I watched Super Nanny
Speaker 2: a few times that super Those are like more like
Speaker 2: family friendly, like vaguely yeah, like Caesar Milan type ship
Speaker 2: dog whispers stuff like there was.
Speaker 3: I remember him punching a dog in the throat. It
Speaker 3: was interesting, like the dog like bit and he grabbed
Speaker 3: it by It was really weird. It was it was
Speaker 3: a whole entire fucking doment pinter weird. He grabbed it
Speaker 3: by the mouth and it was like it was like
Speaker 3: did I just punched it?
Speaker 2: Did I send you the video of that guy? Like
Speaker 2: punching the baby in the chest, like over and over again. Yes,
Speaker 2: that time, I had no idea. It's it's to check
Speaker 2: their responses. You know.
Speaker 1: That looked it looked violent as fire.
Speaker 3: The baby looked. I think that there's something wrong with
Speaker 3: that baby. Though it was it was sometimes you got
Speaker 3: to punch a baby, there's something because I think they're
Speaker 3: supposed to cry or like make our show that he's.
Speaker 1: Not crying, punch him.
Speaker 2: No, the baby had just been birth. Yeah, like pat
Speaker 2: them and stuff like see if they like respond to
Speaker 2: baby's gotta cry and then they'll let you know that
Speaker 2: it's good. Yeah. Yeah, I showed you guys that video
Speaker 2: of the preest slappy little baby before the bat. I
Speaker 2: had to baptize the baby this weekend. It was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Did you shake it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Well you baptized the baby?
Speaker 2: We had well, I had to hold the way I
Speaker 2: was getting baptized. Did you do like? Did you like
Speaker 2: I want?
Speaker 3: I wanted to let go so he falls into the
Speaker 3: bin all the water. You should want to do that,
Speaker 3: But I was like, nah, I care about this kid.
Speaker 2: It's well not yet. You know that you will one
Speaker 2: day about him, right now?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I love him. I have a key chain of
Speaker 2: my keys. I don't care about baby. I love him.
Speaker 2: You love a baby, I love, I love, I love.
Speaker 2: Yet that's a monstrous I love them for what he is. Now.
Speaker 2: He's really cute and he's sweet. Don't even know that baby,
Speaker 2: I know. I do you know baby? You had conversations
Speaker 2: with the baby? Yes, yeah, I've watched it. Unfortunately, it's
Speaker 2: fucking terrifying watching children. It is. Actually it's very I
Speaker 2: thought I killed my cousin one time, but by playing
Speaker 2: with her, because it was she scared me by how
Speaker 2: fast you fell asleep. So I was I was stacking up.
Speaker 2: I was stacking blankets on her so she couldn't move.
Speaker 2: But like they're not they're blankets, they're not heavy, they're
Speaker 2: not heavy for you. I'm glad for her. She was laughing,
Speaker 2: she was having a get She wasn't like, she wasn't
Speaker 2: like that's choking that she was. Yeah, she was muffled.
Speaker 2: That's why it sounds like, yeah, definitely, you know exactly
Speaker 2: the sound that I heard. No, Like she was laughing
Speaker 2: and then like so then I was like I pretended
Speaker 2: to like, oh I'm going away by I kid, you
Speaker 2: not ten seconds later, I came back in and she
Speaker 2: just fell asleep immediately. So my first thought was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like because it was literally, I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I left for a minute or something.
Speaker 2: I left for like ten seconds a maximum. She fell asleep.
Speaker 2: That like narcoleps ship and that, so that first it
Speaker 2: immediately I was like, oh my god, I killed her,
Speaker 2: And uh, I wonder what my wife would be.
Speaker 3: Like once you've been reliated by your family, you know
Speaker 3: all that ship, well, you know that part of the family.
Speaker 2: Whatever cares, they're fucking whatever. Anyway, I killed the baby.
Speaker 2: I think your life would be very different. It'd be
Speaker 2: very different. Would I be what I've made it to
Speaker 2: the point where I'm still on this podcast? Though probably
Speaker 2: not probably not Probably. I think we would have labeled
Speaker 2: you ahead of time of knowing you. Unfortunately, like K,
Speaker 2: like baby killer, it'll be dope burger king K, baby slaughter,
Speaker 2: baby killer. Baby killer is killing lots of babies.
Speaker 3: Kids is weird, man, because they're just like the problem
Speaker 3: for me is that, like the five year old one,
Speaker 3: he can tell me what he wants. I can help
Speaker 3: you can figure something out, like, hey, do you want something.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I want this, slap them. We can
Speaker 3: work together.
Speaker 2: The little one he's only like eleven months old, so
Speaker 2: literally I communicate, you take care of the love month.
Speaker 2: I've had too a few times, so it was mine.
Speaker 2: I'll take care of an infant. They're too fragile, man
Speaker 2: if I if something happens on accident, like that thing
Speaker 2: just on its own has a fucking aneurysm, Like it.
Speaker 1: Always terrifies me. How just like frail they are as
Speaker 1: far as.
Speaker 2: They're frail, but they're not like they just spontaneously combust
Speaker 2: on its own. They're on me.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not as much as we make it
Speaker 3: seem to be. But it's like something could just go
Speaker 3: wrong and it happened. For example, because there are things
Speaker 3: that you would think would like.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, like I remember putting my my
Speaker 1: five month old nephew in the stove ones to just
Speaker 1: warm them up real quick because he was like really
Speaker 1: like freezing, and so like it's just like for like
Speaker 1: ten seconds, you know, just to preheat the stove to
Speaker 1: like six hundred.
Speaker 2: Max max. As anybody, No, you don't, you don't put
Speaker 2: your stove at max. Doesn't even go to six. I
Speaker 2: think that's the max. I think they can't go beyond that.
Speaker 2: I've never tested it. I think I have, and I
Speaker 2: think that's where it stopped. I think I think it
Speaker 2: goes to five.
Speaker 1: I don't think it goes I feel like five.
Speaker 2: But I do. I know it goes to four twenty.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's that's the stop range for everyone. Nothing
Speaker 3: needs to cook me out.
Speaker 2: I did a pizza for four fifty twenty minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did that last night. Actually, literally terrible pizza. It
Speaker 2: would fucking croissant crusted. This sounds would get that. I
Speaker 2: just wanted it was on sale for pizza, man, I
Speaker 2: completely agree. Yeah, it was so fucking Some of them
Speaker 2: go up to eight hundred or what do you make?
Speaker 2: What are you cooking for eight hundred degrees? That's almost
Speaker 2: the surface of venus, Like if you want to go
Speaker 2: walk on venus, it's like nine hundred degrees. Like, why
Speaker 2: would feel like it's hotter than that? But yeah, that
Speaker 2: sounds like it's insane. No, I look this up very reoch.
Speaker 2: I'm weird about astronomy, you know, because mean it's hotter
Speaker 2: than mercury, right is? Because yeah, because of the absolutely
Speaker 2: the wild Greenhouse effect there. Do you ever see when
Speaker 2: they when they put a probe in there and just
Speaker 2: see how fast the camera just melts, so like they
Speaker 2: put it and then it goes it's going, it's going down,
Speaker 2: and then it makes it to the surface and then
Speaker 2: it's it's done. They're like, Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 2: I just want to like walk and disappear. Yeah. What
Speaker 2: happen when you die in space? Do you go to
Speaker 2: space heaven? Or you go to like I don't know space.
Speaker 2: Do you go to space?
Speaker 1: What happens you die?
Speaker 2: Motherfucker? Yeah? But then like after that, you mean nothing,
Speaker 2: So you think there's a Earth heaven? Yeah? So if
Speaker 2: you die on Earth you go to which yahweh? What
Speaker 2: are you to go? Do you think aliens have heaven?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What happens when an alien comes to Alien? Yeah? If
Speaker 2: an alien comes here and it dies to like, does
Speaker 2: it go to like five year old question? Right, because
Speaker 2: they just learned about aliens the five year old Do
Speaker 2: aliens have God? Do they go to heaven? Like?
Speaker 1: No, they're they're all gay in centers, every aliens gay.
Speaker 1: They're going They're not from here, They're not going to heaven. Son,
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 2: It goes for countries as well. You see that muzzy
Speaker 2: over there, he ain't from here.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the green guy that helps with
Speaker 1: your language.
Speaker 2: I saw a guy pretending to be an American in
Speaker 2: the common section. He was talking about and uh, and
Speaker 2: then he he used us from Lasier or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he used the word muzzy. And then I clocked it immediately, like, sorry, bitch,
Speaker 2: Americans don't use muzzy as a slang. That's not a
Speaker 2: that's a Australian, that's a it's like a UK thing.
Speaker 2: So I immediately because this guy was trying to say
Speaker 2: Americans like us one except whatever. He called him a
Speaker 2: muzzy and I'm like, you're not. I was like, you're not,
Speaker 2: fucking fraud. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: That's the glorious bastards.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, fucking crazy. I'm like open,
Speaker 2: I'll be like interesting, interesting. There's like a lot of
Speaker 2: three three three, I do this, this is this is America.
Speaker 2: I do this, or I do this.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: This to me, it feels weird.
Speaker 1: This feels this feels like I'm trying to say something
Speaker 1: I don't know. It feels like it's it's more communicative,
Speaker 1: it's more.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then is this we do but doing it's weird.
Speaker 2: There's just one too that I see people do with
Speaker 2: their thumb. Yeah, that's the German And then there's the
Speaker 2: I've actually done this before. Actually, yeah, this I don't get.
Speaker 2: I don't get what you're counting with your thumb before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thumbs always last. For some reason, I started because I'm
Speaker 2: doing before, because like, is it weird?
Speaker 1: Is it weird to start with the pinky? I kind
Speaker 1: of start with the pinky when I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can remember last time my fingers.
Speaker 1: It just makes sense to me that, like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: start with the thumb, but I wouldn't start well.
Speaker 2: To me, it's more of a satisfactory like you feel
Speaker 2: when I when I lift my thumb is almost making Oh,
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying. So it's like, well, because
Speaker 2: with this finger, that's why I feel, not just.
Speaker 1: It's actually I think about it. I think I've done
Speaker 1: it every I just like how it feels before. I
Speaker 1: think I think I don't have like I think I
Speaker 1: think I might be schizophrenic, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: why because I don't. I don't when I write ship down,
Speaker 1: I don't always write ease the same way. I don't
Speaker 1: always write well.
Speaker 2: That's most people is that I feel like I'm led
Speaker 2: to believe that that it isn't it's not okay. Good
Speaker 2: people that people that do calligraphy like doh like that
Speaker 2: it's always the exact same because they're like very refined writing.
Speaker 2: But people that write in because you don't write often,
Speaker 2: I write pretty often. Do you write often the way
Speaker 2: your hands? Most people don't do that.
Speaker 1: I primarily write with my.
Speaker 2: Hand the vats Why people don't do that? Not anymore.
Speaker 1: I actively had to start doing it because I was
Speaker 1: just forgetting ship and I'm just like, I would stare
Speaker 1: at Google Docs and I'd be like, this is this
Speaker 1: is when I'm learning dipnotized by into a state of
Speaker 1: like sedation by Google Docs.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't help me anymore. I just don't like
Speaker 2: how I can't I can't uh yeah, just you know,
Speaker 2: you can just type infinitely faster. That's that's the only thing.
Speaker 2: So sometimes when I'm writing, I get annoyed that I
Speaker 2: can't write as fast as I want to.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I don't even thinking. I'm like, if I
Speaker 1: a final draft I'll do in Google Docs. But like
Speaker 1: the act of like coming up with stuff, I can't
Speaker 1: do it if.
Speaker 3: I'm learning, I write. If I'm learning something like if
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like learn Spanish, I write out the
Speaker 3: phrases and I write out all of the variations of it,
Speaker 3: so I can do that.
Speaker 2: Like stuff like that. Yeah, I don't really make much.
Speaker 2: We say, that's the what we say. Yeah, away, that's
Speaker 2: a good one. I guess. All let's see. I guess
Speaker 2: we just answered the reality TV shot question. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds right. Uh, all right, let's see.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't read this one in advanced, but
Speaker 1: it looks long and interesting. One strokeman wrote in he says, hey,
Speaker 1: ethnic ed Ednetti, longtime listener and patron, but first time
Speaker 1: riding in. Hey, welcome aboard my guy, right, welcome. I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you. I wanted to ask if you
Speaker 1: guys have ever heard or heard of or seen the
Speaker 1: adult swim cartoon Primal. Yeah, it's from the creator of Samurai,
Speaker 1: Jack Indexter's lab the Yeah, it's Dende Gendy Tartakovski. I
Speaker 1: think it follows this caveman and t Rex who bond
Speaker 1: through the loss of their families and the crazy adventures
Speaker 1: they get involved with. The highlight of the show is
Speaker 1: the brutally violent action scenes where they fight stuff like dinosaurs,
Speaker 1: giant bats, huge apes. It gets crazy and I think
Speaker 1: you guys would love it. It's a light on dialogue
Speaker 1: and mostly shown through visuals, like kind of like Samurai Jack.
Speaker 1: But give yourself to episode five and you should be hooked.
Speaker 1: It's all on HBO Max. Oh cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was on Hbox. I was meaning
Speaker 1: to check that out because Gandy Tartakovski's like really like
Speaker 1: that guy's work is really cool, but I never actually
Speaker 1: got around to seeing it.
Speaker 2: But it was on my radar. I watched the first
Speaker 2: season of it, very good. Is there a second season? Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't even know that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a one like a limited
Speaker 1: series type thing. M.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was only one. It was one season and
Speaker 2: another one they did afterwards. It's very good. I enjoyed it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: thanks for the recommendation. I'll definitely watch it now that
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was on HBO Max. Every cartoon
Speaker 2: is on there.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's a good one. Sweeney is a genuinely terrible
Speaker 1: human being, wrote in he says, hey, Chris.
Speaker 2: Derek and Will the beast. Jesus Christ, what is a
Speaker 2: will to beast? It's like a It's like a water buffalo,
Speaker 2: but in Africa? Is it is that real? Do you know? No? Actually,
Speaker 2: like African buffaloes. I guess I must, Yeah you should.
Speaker 2: I don't trust you. It's like African buffaloes. Wait, it's
Speaker 2: spelt with two e's. That's crazy. You're talking about like
Speaker 2: the beast part. Yeah, is that like one of those
Speaker 2: things like beast reality? You know how it's like best reality. Actually?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, it sounds like beast, but it's best speciality. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what the fuck that thing? That's crazy? Look that's a
Speaker 2: large antelope native to eastern and southern Africa. Yeah, fifteen
Speaker 2: miles an hour, Jesus, pretty quixt, pretty quick. The animals
Speaker 2: are like like, I remember what Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 2: It was with a E E s t Oh. These
Speaker 2: are the things that stampeded a fucking freaking yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah that was how he tried to remember. Mufassam
Speaker 1: helped me, helped me.
Speaker 2: No, niggah, I remember that? Who's done that? Oh? Man?
Speaker 2: I have not seen that either. That is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Get the Tom and Jerry scream on the mufassa dying
Speaker 1: right this instant?
Speaker 2: That is Oh man. If I would have seen that
Speaker 2: before the concept, I would have been cry laughing. Yeah right.
Speaker 1: But anyway, this guy, he writes saying, this question is
Speaker 1: mostly for Chris, but I think we can all speak
Speaker 1: on this. Uh, this question is mostly for Chris. But
Speaker 1: with the new studay of nine thousand people being laid
Speaker 1: off from Xbox insane cool? How long do you think
Speaker 1: we have until some sort of video game industry implosion?
Speaker 1: I doubt the industry will crash like it did in
Speaker 1: the eighties. Yeah, that's that's not possible. But what's what's
Speaker 1: happening right now is something's got to give. Thanks for
Speaker 1: keeping me entertained during my workouts, you Chuds, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, that shit is crazy crazy, Like I can't
Speaker 1: I just can't get over how much they fumbled their entire.
Speaker 2: Business.
Speaker 1: Like it really makes no sense to me that you
Speaker 1: could come off with the three sixty and fail, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to try to do that.
Speaker 2: That's it does It does feel like that arrogance, the
Speaker 2: try it the trying part that like, oh, let's do
Speaker 2: everything wrong wrong. Yea, what if we I got a
Speaker 2: crazy idea.
Speaker 3: I think they tried to follow the trends of like it,
Speaker 3: like the way they did software and shit like that,
Speaker 3: and try to innovate in the wrong directions, and it
Speaker 3: just constantly kept blowing up in their face. And I
Speaker 3: think they took a huge stumble with the first the
Speaker 3: one one. I think it was a huge stumble there,
Speaker 3: and they have not stabilized since then.
Speaker 2: They just didn't easily course correct where it is, like
Speaker 2: it just doesn't make any sense. It seemed kind of
Speaker 2: like no brainer stuff. Even when people were talking about
Speaker 2: the concept of what the Xbox one should be called.
Speaker 1: And calling it one is just right out of the gate.
Speaker 1: I think that's a failure right out. They gave with
Speaker 1: the simplest thing to get right.
Speaker 2: I think there was so much the Seed did so
Speaker 2: much wrong. They did the whole fucking everything has to
Speaker 2: be online, you can't share games, all that shit, and
Speaker 2: they've just been making dumb and then they like they
Speaker 2: have game Pass, and that's a idea. That's probably what's
Speaker 2: kept Xbox afloat genuinely. Actually, it's the only it's but
Speaker 2: they only did that because they were so screwed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because like so like, dude, right, the PC
Speaker 2: game Pass is thirteen bucks. I feel like that's kind
Speaker 2: of I feel like I'm robbing them blind. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: just uh, I don't use it all the time, but
Speaker 2: I just like, oh, I finally I was like, I
Speaker 2: haven't played Starfield. I have to play Starfield, so just
Speaker 2: signed back onto it. It's it's a dollar for the
Speaker 2: first two weeks. I'm like, I've already been a member.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't even have access to this intro dollar thing. Well,
Speaker 2: you know what's crazy about that is that you can
Speaker 2: refund that dollar.
Speaker 1: Infinitely, Like you can redo that demo over and over again,
Speaker 1: and just like and they don't care. They don't even
Speaker 1: care to solve that problem.
Speaker 2: What are they doing? And it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, man, Like I think good stuff
Speaker 1: still comes out of them, obviously, but like I just
Speaker 1: I just can't get over how like the three sixty
Speaker 1: was so good that it died like it the three
Speaker 1: seme was so good that it even though it died
Speaker 1: over fifty plus failure rate and people still preferred it
Speaker 1: to the PlayStation at the time.
Speaker 2: That is, I think it did it did what it
Speaker 2: needed to do right first, did it first? Did it right?
Speaker 2: And then they just didn't decide to innovate. They innovated,
Speaker 2: but not in the right direction.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not even that they did in the wrong direction,
Speaker 1: it's that they focus on the wrong things like TV.
Speaker 1: Like look, undoubtedly they were right. People use their Xboxes
Speaker 1: for like multimedia streaming more often than they do video
Speaker 1: games probably, I know I do, as somebody who even
Speaker 1: plays video games a lot, like I just like usually
Speaker 1: I got Spotify, I got Netflix, I got XPAM, I
Speaker 1: get it. But like, why the fuck would that be
Speaker 1: your introduction? Why would that be the first thing you
Speaker 1: you say about.
Speaker 2: Your new machine?
Speaker 3: Is that like football is gonna look crazy on I think,
Speaker 3: I think, I think it's the wrong direction the video
Speaker 3: gaming they're going here everything else.
Speaker 1: That's what's so crazy. Like what frustrates me about the
Speaker 1: Xbox one is that, like.
Speaker 2: It was so avoidable and it didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't even take much to avoid because they could
Speaker 1: have kept most things exactly the same, but just chose
Speaker 1: to talk about different things in a different order, and
Speaker 1: it would have been a completely different story. Like PlayStation
Speaker 1: four also had, you know, a focus on streaming. They
Speaker 1: also had a focus on fucking you know, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: you know, Netflix and fucking you know, all these different
Speaker 1: apps that you can stream on your machine. It wasn't
Speaker 1: that they were doing that, it was that, like the
Speaker 1: first introduction you had to the new machine. The next
Speaker 1: Xbox was this big presentation three weeks before E three
Speaker 1: that was like, you can hook up your cable box
Speaker 1: to this. Yeah, you can watch football on this, It'll
Speaker 1: give you a live info with your remote. You can
Speaker 1: fucking stream Netflix on this, because most of you were
Speaker 1: to do that anyway, and it's like.
Speaker 2: Save this.
Speaker 1: I genuinely, earnestly believe like a lot of that shit
Speaker 1: could have been saved if they just did E three
Speaker 1: first and then had that conference afterwards and kept it
Speaker 1: almost exactly the same. They could have still been like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's the cable box, fucking you know all that shit.
Speaker 1: But your first the first impression of this machine being
Speaker 1: it's a cable box was so so stupid. And then
Speaker 1: they're not sharing games thing and the connect being like mandatory,
Speaker 1: which added another one hundred bucks to the machine. Just
Speaker 1: that's what like, even after you've built your machine and
Speaker 1: everything is set up like and signed off. All you
Speaker 1: had to do to fix this was to reorganize the
Speaker 1: events or.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Like, it's so crazy that
Speaker 2: they fucked that stuff. That the fucking so you have
Speaker 2: all of that. Just poor marketing in general. The name
Speaker 2: was just name laughable, laughable and unfortunately the first iteration
Speaker 2: looks stupid too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it was just like it's a big br
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it, but like, I also felt like
Speaker 1: it was way uglier if you look at the.
Speaker 2: If you look at the PS four, the PS four,
Speaker 2: the Wow, what a fucking terrible design, Like the like
Speaker 2: the really the first one, the first one comparatively to like,
Speaker 2: I just I think like the I think both pro.
Speaker 2: I think the Xbox one S and the and the
Speaker 2: PS four PRO. Really, I feel like they course corrected.
Speaker 2: The PS four was fine. I didn't think it was gross. Actually,
Speaker 2: to be fair, it was fine. It's fine. I wasn't remarkable,
Speaker 2: it was it was fine. I like the pro just
Speaker 2: made it look a little bit more pro. I guess,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I like it just a little stacked.
Speaker 2: It was a little Yeah, I don't know. I kind
Speaker 2: of like it's whatever. But the yeah, the Xbox one
Speaker 2: S though, I was like, damn imagining if that's what.
Speaker 2: It just looks so much better. It's a nice looking machine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I still like I look at it everyone and so
Speaker 2: I'm likeyeah, they did it good, they did good with this.
Speaker 2: Uh fuck man, everything everything went wrong.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, literally everything and so avoidable, so easy. Just
Speaker 1: a mess. And then and I just don't know how
Speaker 1: you do that.
Speaker 2: And then like but then the Xbox series X and
Speaker 2: S also terrible name what like how who allowed them?
Speaker 2: After the disaster of the last generation. That's the thing
Speaker 2: that makes way less. It's like, Okay, you fucked up
Speaker 2: last one. Now it's time for you to bounce back.
Speaker 2: Because it's like kind of like PlayStation Plate PS three
Speaker 2: was a fucking disaster at lunch and then all right,
Speaker 2: got better, and then fucking PS four came and killed it,
Speaker 2: and now you were thinking Xbox fucked up, and then
Speaker 2: you think next generation they were gonna course correct. It
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: It is a better machine, but it is also like, dude,
Speaker 1: that name, you know what was crazy and when people
Speaker 1: were speculating about what that what the machine was going
Speaker 1: to be called, like, what's going to be the name
Speaker 1: of the next Xbox. Phil Spencer gave like an interview
Speaker 1: where he was talking about how like the name of
Speaker 1: the machine, and he was like teasing, and he was like,
Speaker 1: the name of the machine is going to be a
Speaker 1: name that perfectly describes what the machine does game and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay or something along those lines, right,
Speaker 1: and then it was like Xbox series X, what what
Speaker 1: does that say? I don't I still don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 2: You know, putting an X is like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a variable. It is the epitome of lacking, right,
Speaker 2: Like series X is not knowing what it is. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is X? Yeah? There?
Speaker 1: What is X?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: Their Xbox Series consoles technically, but it's like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is series?
Speaker 2: What was saying it to be a terrible name? It's
Speaker 2: like they consulted to me. I feel like they consulted
Speaker 2: some fucking Koreans and are like, oh, yeah, the Galaxy
Speaker 2: S three and the S four twenty whatever.
Speaker 1: They definitely looked at phones, yes, for like their naming
Speaker 1: conventions for sure, which is just like why are you.
Speaker 2: The is so popular? It's the second most popular phone
Speaker 2: or maybe the first most popular phone in the world
Speaker 2: or something. So maybe there's like weak of a S
Speaker 2: X series iPhone X if I remember the iPhone X.
Speaker 2: Remember I said, not ten, iPhone X, eight X max,
Speaker 2: s X. Anyone gives a ship about any of those numbers, Like,
Speaker 2: give me the phone, give me the latest one, give
Speaker 2: me latest iPhone, not like I forgot that I have
Speaker 2: a fifteen? What do I have?
Speaker 1: Because they actually actually don't know what I have?
Speaker 2: I think I think it's well, I don't know what
Speaker 2: this is. I got the fifteen because the the the
Speaker 2: Max because it was significantly bigger the gigs. And this
Speaker 2: is the first time I've had you find that own
Speaker 2: the phone. Go to your phone. You have the twelve Max. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is the first time I've uh your phone. Thanks
Speaker 2: useless sentence. I think you can just do the search right,
Speaker 2: like the settings, you go to general and then you
Speaker 2: go to about. So if I type in about in
Speaker 2: my setting, every phone I've ever owned, Oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: it does have that. That's not crazy.
Speaker 1: Well for me, it says like look this Chris Chriss
Speaker 1: iPhone eight plus I phone XS MAX.
Speaker 2: I do like that. They added uh, I phone fourteen
Speaker 2: pro I guess this is what this is. Okay, I
Speaker 2: haven't got a new phone for so long. I do
Speaker 2: like that. They like I'm going to get at one
Speaker 2: time soon. I mean, there's no real I only did
Speaker 2: this because these gigs are significantly larger. Yeah, the only
Speaker 2: I've never been finally haven't ran out of space and
Speaker 2: stop paying his phone like maybe a year and a
Speaker 2: half ago, and I'm just like, I don't know, there's
Speaker 2: no reason to get when it's fine that before. That's
Speaker 2: what I had before this. At the twelve, it keeps
Speaker 2: tweeting slurs. I don't know it's going on. Man, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: There's one thing that I don't understand why this is.
Speaker 2: So if you I have carpal tunnel, like pretty badly.
Speaker 2: If you press a text speech to text, like say
Speaker 2: in your text messages, you press the little thing and
Speaker 2: then he speaks and it will start in real time writing.
Speaker 2: It's dog shit. It's so fucking bad, to the point
Speaker 2: where even numbers it spells it out and nobody talks
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah. So if I say one, it's spelled
Speaker 2: with O ne and I'm like, nobody, fuck, everybody just
Speaker 2: puts the one anyway, if you, for example, use the
Speaker 2: audio like oh, I'm gonna record a voice message, and
Speaker 2: then it transcribes it, it doesn't correctly. It's infinitely better.
Speaker 2: Why it's the same thing. I'm saying the same words
Speaker 2: and it transcribes it perfectly, punctuations, everything, And then if
Speaker 2: you use the other verse, it's dog shit. It fucks
Speaker 2: up every time. It's not even worth using it really is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've noticed the same thing. It's just like why why
Speaker 2: So I just want I don't know why it Like
Speaker 2: those people, the engineers, I want to kill them because
Speaker 2: it makes no sense. But yeah, some Chinese is then
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Xbox respectful, I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: they're doing. It was just such a generational fumble. I
Speaker 1: really can't. It's it was such a layup that like
Speaker 1: I just I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Can we have any good American products? Man? I know?
Speaker 1: And I see people was like, well, they're actually not.
Speaker 1: And I did see people saying like I've seen this
Speaker 1: take too, or like the Xbox was the three sixty
Speaker 1: was a fluke, and uh, you know every console after
Speaker 1: that it proved it. It's like, no, the original Xbox
Speaker 1: was also very sick. It was very fucking very well.
Speaker 2: It was better.
Speaker 1: It sold more than the GameCube, which is fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: so like the original, so really well. The GameCube sold
Speaker 1: really badly actually, like it was like not it was
Speaker 1: not popular. It makes sense, which is actually I feel
Speaker 1: like it was more popular over there that I was here.
Speaker 1: I it was very I'm sure, I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what the numbers were exactly. I was
Speaker 1: surprised when I had learned that too. I was like,
Speaker 1: because in my mind the GameCube was mega popular. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, But like.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that. I didn't. I didn't know anyone
Speaker 2: with the game cube. Actually I only knew one person.
Speaker 2: Like in my me too, everybody had in sixty four
Speaker 2: everybody you know, like but GameCube.
Speaker 1: Everybody had a PS two. I know that absolutely, but
Speaker 1: like a yeah, GameCube. For some reason, I just assumed that,
Speaker 1: like I'm just poor and I don't have a game.
Speaker 1: But uh, personally, when I saw the controller, I was like, nope,
Speaker 1: I hated it.
Speaker 2: I had it for me.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally only good for Smash Brothers. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: Like I've never played a game GameCube games, and I
Speaker 2: thought they were like some for whoever designed it was
Speaker 2: like fucking playing with his son's Fisher Price fucking controller.
Speaker 2: I mean it was like, does like that. I didn't
Speaker 2: four controllers. So it looks way cooler than the GameCubes.
Speaker 2: So the GameCube, so in sixty four one at least
Speaker 2: looks like like almost like a spaceship or something. It
Speaker 2: looks kind of cool. It looks more like a still
Speaker 2: retarded like, sure, there's four seas, there's a four seeds.
Speaker 2: I was playing Tony Hawk on there and it was like, plus,
Speaker 2: see this way do I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you saying? When I found out you had a little
Speaker 2: bit like this instead of this, it made me sewing
Speaker 2: a sea button in the back, I was like, this
Speaker 2: is okay, just like I was like, this is interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But so the Nintendo the GameCube sold twenty one million,
Speaker 1: thought twenty one million, and it was more popular here
Speaker 1: than it was in Japan. Actually okay, well well that's
Speaker 1: probably just population why, Like I mean, like, in America
Speaker 1: sold twelve million Japan, it sold four twelve million in
Speaker 1: America is crazy.
Speaker 2: For reference, that's less than Spider man to the game sold.
Speaker 2: It's just insane.
Speaker 1: But I think the x the original Xbox is Xbox.
Speaker 1: I hate now I have to go now, I have
Speaker 1: to say Xbox Original. Yeah, I really console sales.
Speaker 2: I've never gotten over that. Twenty four million units. Oh,
Speaker 2: not crazy, but more for sure.
Speaker 1: The fact that but the fact that they did that,
Speaker 1: like Nintendo was like a legacy machine, right, so for
Speaker 1: them to just come in and just actually do better
Speaker 1: is kind of insane. And so like it's not that
Speaker 1: it's a fluke, it's that, like the Xbox didn't matter
Speaker 1: to them, and so they were like, do what you want.
Speaker 1: And so a bunch of cool people at Xbox did
Speaker 1: what they want, and they made a cool thing, and
Speaker 1: then they succeeded it with a cooler fucking thing. And
Speaker 1: then that thing was so successful in three sixty that
Speaker 1: they were like, what's going on over here? What's going
Speaker 1: on over here? I see you're making a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Put a camera in there, hey, put make a connect
Speaker 1: in there. Put a Get that British guy that they
Speaker 1: made fable, take him off video games right now, make
Speaker 1: him make a little British boy that you speak to
Speaker 1: through the camera right now. I want to I want
Speaker 1: to talk to a little British boy on my Xbox
Speaker 1: thro sixty right now.
Speaker 2: Make this What a stain on Rare, on Rare's fucking
Speaker 2: legacy that they got involved with the the what is
Speaker 2: it called again? The camera thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was they basically they basically conscripted Rare to
Speaker 1: like the minds to make Connect games.
Speaker 2: For a while. What a fucking stain that sucks.
Speaker 1: It was really fucking sad. Sade's is sick though. So
Speaker 1: they did, they fared better than most, but yeah, but
Speaker 1: like but man, they and so that's what happened.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I think ultimately three sixty became too successful. It became
Speaker 1: so popular and they were like, we have we need
Speaker 1: to exert morek Hey, what if it was.
Speaker 2: A cable box? Hey, you know what the that family box,
Speaker 2: the Nintendo thing, that thing that has the wands and
Speaker 2: ship and its motion stuff. Do you do something like that?
Speaker 1: Do that?
Speaker 2: Now? Do the thing? I want family to get? This
Speaker 2: box called it called the Family Box. They're like, no, okay,
Speaker 2: Xbox one all in one do whatever?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Remember how we got mass effect in BioShock
Speaker 1: is exclusive. Let's not do that anymore. That's crazy, Like
Speaker 1: people forget that, man like BioShock and Mass Effect were
Speaker 1: exclusive to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they also shot they shot on their their
Speaker 2: original I p their greatest ip, they shot on that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just they're they're they're done. They're done.
Speaker 2: They're gonna do the portable thing.
Speaker 1: They're gonna Yeah, They're just gonna do go segaut which
Speaker 1: is a bummer because now it's just PlayStation really, which
Speaker 1: is like boring interest.
Speaker 2: In Nintendo to whatever they want because they but they're
Speaker 2: not even really competing with each other. That's actually it's
Speaker 2: it's all bad man. Every time there's a lack of competition,
Speaker 2: ship goes.
Speaker 3: It's the reason why Nintendo's fucking is what they say,
Speaker 3: exactly because they simply cannot fail.
Speaker 2: It's exactly that. Even if I'm part of the problem,
Speaker 2: literally too, I I understand it. I understand that this
Speaker 2: is a problem we all are.
Speaker 3: I saw total now exist in a Pokemon game, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I have to buy that console.
Speaker 2: I did it instantly. I was like, oh, I'm in now.
Speaker 3: I've been out for so lost and I was on
Speaker 3: back in this one creature I adore that is back
Speaker 3: in and I got it.
Speaker 2: It's give oh, let's get out of here. You got
Speaker 2: speeding on hawkhot hae yo hawk one hawk. I should
Speaker 2: watch Racist. It's crazy? Was that racist? Was it speaking
Speaker 2: another language is racist? It's just you are my best
Speaker 2: friend and he has no respect. It's crazy. I loved
Speaker 2: that show. God damn, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2: It was a PBS. I loved PBS so much growing
Speaker 2: it used to be in a rap group called PBS
Speaker 2: with the Public Bullshooters. That's crazy. It was terrible. I'm
Speaker 2: surprised you guys didn't make it further with that. Well,
Speaker 2: to be fair, I think I was like an honorary
Speaker 2: member because like I just I joined late. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: there was like two there's like two songs and then
Speaker 2: like two songs drop and then like I got in
Speaker 2: and then the whole thing broke up.
Speaker 3: You were like the inspected deck of that fucking group
Speaker 3: where you showed up very late, basically dropped one good
Speaker 3: verse and in a group killed.
Speaker 2: And they all, yeah, they all died in the futt tide.
Speaker 1: That's Derek.
Speaker 2: He's the reverse glue of the group. He killed. I
Speaker 2: was actually thinking about it. I was gonna hit on
Speaker 2: my buddy, but like, hey, let's get us le's get
Speaker 2: PBS going again. Try it, dude.
Speaker 1: It's like a breaking bad when Jesse. Like see where
Speaker 1: Jesse goes to he's completely homeless and he just drops
Speaker 1: by this friend of his and he's like, we should
Speaker 1: get the band back together.
Speaker 2: He's like when he's like feeding his kid.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, maybe maybe, so fucking ridiculous. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: let's get the fuck out of here. Read our twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars up patron names over at Patreon. Mister White, Hey,
Speaker 1: yos so white.
Speaker 2: I'm gay. I know, Jesse. Everybody knows that, Jesse, everybody
Speaker 2: from your what do you think you like? Why do
Speaker 2: you think your last name is peakman? Fucking freak? Because
Speaker 2: you're a pink man, which is your gay? You know?
Speaker 2: I killed her girlfriend, Jesse. I watched on I watched
Speaker 2: her not I watched her. Die Jesse. He didn't kill her.
Speaker 2: I'm so fat and stupid. Die Jesse. I'm big and
Speaker 2: fat and stupid. It's kind of a fine, Like Jesse,
Speaker 2: I mean, he didn't. If you didn't, that's isn't that lawyering? Though?
Speaker 2: Like if if you could have easily he could have
Speaker 2: saved her, save her. He didn't kill her, though.
Speaker 1: I said, I said nothing the herold we're gonna read,
Speaker 1: We're gonna read.
Speaker 2: I know legally that's true, but I feel morally he
Speaker 2: killed her. I think he didn't save her. I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm not. I'm not a wal to white
Speaker 2: defender at all, fucking lawyer. I'll just say morally, morally,
Speaker 2: it's not better morally killed her better. You can say
Speaker 2: that right.
Speaker 3: Morally, he did not save her life. He definitely was
Speaker 3: the reason. He could have helped her live, but he
Speaker 3: didn't kill her. It's a difference.
Speaker 2: If you want to put her on her face, then
Speaker 2: he killed her straight up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're gonna read the name of our twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars patrons. We're gonna add, We're gonna add with the
Speaker 1: lens on her face, we should add, we should we
Speaker 1: should add breaking bad.
Speaker 2: Spoilers to the title of this because people are sensitive
Speaker 2: about spoilers. No, we've talked about it, Wager, right, We've
Speaker 2: talked about it way too much. Fuck those people.
Speaker 1: The issue is that he said it first, which means
Speaker 1: people are not gonna be kind that is true.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I don't care it's true,
Speaker 2: but I just want to we we It's like, if
Speaker 2: you haven't played Red Into, if you haven't played Mass Effect,
Speaker 2: if you haven't things that we talk about recurring, I'll
Speaker 2: give you.
Speaker 1: I lobbied for basic consideration.
Speaker 2: We don't have to. We'll see.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Well, now for the things that we look at. If
Speaker 2: you want to join in on these insider conversations on
Speaker 2: this podcast, you should have at least watched Breaking Back.
Speaker 2: You should have played Red Dead shoot. If you're not
Speaker 2: even a gamer, you just go go see the plot. Look, look,
Speaker 2: that's fair.
Speaker 3: I'll say this right, right, I'll give some more creatives
Speaker 3: because usually I don't feel bad for people that I
Speaker 3: spoil things far Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I'll get hear say's right. If it's over five years old,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about spoiling for you. I'll
Speaker 2: never care. You'll never convince me to care. You'll never
Speaker 2: be like I'm sure, like I spoiled some one of
Speaker 2: our friends a few days ago, right, a twenty year
Speaker 2: old game. I spoiled for them, And I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is a twenty year old game, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was a twenty year old game that
Speaker 1: they that you knew they were playing.
Speaker 2: I did not know they were playing it.
Speaker 1: They said that they told you.
Speaker 2: They said they were playing it, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to finish it now, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: well wait, they're in the middle of playing it. That
Speaker 2: reminds me. That reminds me of Day one or three
Speaker 2: or something. One of my friends beats Gears three and
Speaker 2: then fucking on Facebook. I can't believe Dom died. I'm like,
Speaker 2: why would this guy that works at Blizzard or worked
Speaker 2: at Blizzard fuck that guy because he now you spoiled
Speaker 2: years thirty. No, but we we've talked about so much.
Speaker 2: Domb died.
Speaker 3: Dom died seventeen years ago, not seventeen. It's not genuinely
Speaker 3: thirteen fourteen years ago.
Speaker 1: I just I think it's basic. All I look, it's basic,
Speaker 1: I think because especially with the because it's it's being
Speaker 1: reintroduced now to a lot of new people.
Speaker 2: And that's all. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying if it's don't get angry at me
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Because I see some of you
Speaker 1: fucking people.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, crisis is too, ladies, and fucking edit
Speaker 2: out this spoils. I don't do this of all, I
Speaker 2: don't edit.
Speaker 1: First of all, I lie that it I do this. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I do the cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not. He doesn't do that. I'm not keeping
Speaker 2: Look if I think it is crucial, then I'll be like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, which I've taken out many things.
Speaker 3: Actually, yes, someone someone got mad at me for talking
Speaker 3: about the Gustav thing actually thirty three and like I
Speaker 3: hate you did it?
Speaker 2: And then I literally outright typed out the whole end
Speaker 2: of the game. Why test me? I'm tired people. People.
Speaker 3: People think there's no recourse for their action. That's in fact,
Speaker 3: in fact there is, in fact there is. I apologize like,
Speaker 3: oh I'm sorry in that game now, But then he
Speaker 3: tried to fucking gold me and I.
Speaker 2: Was like that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh well that's so like I just.
Speaker 2: Want it's a mean spirited yes, this is all. This
Speaker 2: is all I want to say. If we're talking about
Speaker 2: something that is almost like a recurring gag, I agree,
Speaker 2: that's that's that's where it's like that exbission thirty three,
Speaker 2: Like say, if the if a spoiler slip that I
Speaker 2: missed that, like oops, because there's other ones that I
Speaker 2: caught that you know, I I took out, But so
Speaker 2: that one that's like, we don't talk about it enough.
Speaker 2: It's not a recurring joke or something. So I would
Speaker 2: try to be yeah, so that's it, but I do
Speaker 2: Here's Red Dead two, Mass Effect, Halo, anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're like, there's a cord of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, funk I do I do agree that
Speaker 3: with you go it's I and I apologize for this.
Speaker 3: For me, the experience of playing something is way more
Speaker 3: important than hearing what happens. That has always been how
Speaker 3: I am, because I usually watch things and then read
Speaker 3: the book about or read articles about the stuff that
Speaker 3: I watch. So for me, it's in perspective. So I
Speaker 3: am sorry about that mentality. Half it is not the
Speaker 3: best to have. But at the same instant, it's like,
Speaker 3: if there's something that you really like that's so old,
Speaker 3: the fact that you've made it this far is impressed
Speaker 3: without spoiling it. Yeah, I guess, kudos, But also you
Speaker 3: gotta understand it's it's over a decade old, dude, Come on,
Speaker 3: over a decade. That's a long fucking time. Not to
Speaker 3: say you don't have things holding you back from experience it.
Speaker 3: But it's a decade old. You're feeling like, oh man,
Speaker 3: you wrong me because I and this last thing's gonna
Speaker 3: get something. It's like, dude, you know how many times
Speaker 3: you spend beating your dick? Yeah, you could have been
Speaker 3: just like read up on what happens. You know, it
Speaker 3: would be different if this was a rare occurrence.
Speaker 2: You do it like weekly. But I don't spoil many
Speaker 2: new things. I think at least, yes you do. We're
Speaker 2: gonna monitor this. I'm not gonna mind. Let's exclusively do that.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna. I don't care, guys, I'm gonna I'll try.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 3: I came as forward as much as I can. I'm
Speaker 3: I'm look, dude, I'm sorry. I typed out exact thirty three.
Speaker 3: I was pretty petty.
Speaker 2: I just wonder if I just wonder if they read
Speaker 2: the whole thing. Were they stupid enough? You know, sometimes
Speaker 2: you can start reading something like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on you.
Speaker 2: At that point, I do it in such detail that
Speaker 2: it's he's like, I know exactly, I can't he can't
Speaker 2: paint a different picture of what happened. I hope that
Speaker 2: person go back to that comment, go see if they responded, well,
Speaker 2: go go follow up on it. No, I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't want them to suffer. No, I just want to
Speaker 2: know if the person replied, because that would be delicious.
Speaker 2: If that person read it and responded. It's like, dude,
Speaker 2: for real, that wasn't cool, man, He goes, what.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I'm dead though? Goodbye? All right, let's oh yeah, let's
Speaker 2: get the funk out of here. Please.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read our twenty five dollars our patrons if
Speaker 1: you can, if you want to jump over here, patronic
Speaker 1: conslast a snark tank, get your name right at the
Speaker 1: end of the show.
Speaker 2: Make me say a bunch of ship that I don't
Speaker 2: want to say. Brunch right now?
Speaker 1: Oh warm reasons. Yeah, yeah, it was in the It
Speaker 1: was in the You should have put it in the fridgman,
Speaker 1: guy here, I should have.
Speaker 2: I just didn't. I was just like, it looks like
Speaker 2: I get to work. Reese's in the fridge. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Freezers even better. I think, like you put make it
Speaker 1: as cold and fucking hard as possible.
Speaker 2: Puffs, Eat him up, Eat him up, Eat him up.
Speaker 2: He didn't respond.
Speaker 3: Respond Yeah, that would have been incredible telling someone responding
Speaker 3: after that, I want to do well to check on
Speaker 3: that dude.
Speaker 2: What dead? He's gone? What so what?
Speaker 1: I hope the account is still connected. Yeah, at these
Speaker 1: get more months out of it before you that's so
Speaker 1: fucking that's you know. What's crazy though, is that that's
Speaker 1: a real thing that people up. But it's also like,
Speaker 1: come on, that's that's like the that's like the core
Speaker 1: of the subscription model actually is that people is making
Speaker 1: some people forget, forget that they aren't using it and
Speaker 1: that they're paying for grub hubs.
Speaker 2: There's there's the get the grub hub like one thing.
Speaker 2: You can mistakenly press no, you can try to get
Speaker 2: past it, and they make the yes not get it
Speaker 2: a different color from what it normally is to know it. Wait,
Speaker 2: they make it look when you're trying to cancel. They
Speaker 2: make it look like they make the thing when you're
Speaker 2: trying to get out of it, they make that look
Speaker 2: less enticing, like that's almost keeping the subscription. They almost
Speaker 2: rely on you to not read and assume that the
Speaker 2: highlighted thing is the thing to get out of it,
Speaker 2: almost like a confirmation.
Speaker 3: But normally the highlight is need to confirm, but if
Speaker 3: you want to get out of something, to not confirm
Speaker 3: is the green button normally, And it's like, this is
Speaker 3: so insane.
Speaker 2: That they're allowed to do this. I went viral one
Speaker 2: time when it was it must have been a bug
Speaker 2: on Fundimation when I was trying to cancel my subscription,
Speaker 2: both options wouldn't let me cancel. I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it said, but and it happened to around the same time.
Speaker 2: Where who is it? Was it the guy that played
Speaker 2: broyh Vince. There was a controversy around him. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Bobby Yaga. It was around that time when there was
Speaker 2: allegations of something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what, I remember it.
Speaker 2: Something happened, so it was just unfor It was unfortunate
Speaker 2: timing that that Fundation thing happened around that same time,
Speaker 2: and it blew up. I just thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: I wasn't actually trying to shot on Fundimation. I was.
Speaker 2: I went to I think it went to Enemy Expo, yes,
Speaker 2: last year or not. I never went there. I went
Speaker 2: to Adult Expo. No, I would. I would go there honestly,
Speaker 2: just see what it looks like, smells due he smells
Speaker 2: like it's actually very cleanly.
Speaker 1: I actually I stumbled into the All Porn Awards once, ironically.
Speaker 1: I was I was at Bar Sinister with other people
Speaker 1: doing a completely different thing, and then like I guess,
Speaker 1: in the same building, like at a venue connected to it,
Speaker 1: they were doing the Alt Porn Awards. I stumbled in
Speaker 1: there looking for the bathroom. They're just like, got a
Speaker 1: goodie bag.
Speaker 2: Giant tits everywhere, titties jackpot.
Speaker 3: But I was at so, I was at the Senio
Speaker 3: Comic Con and Johnny Young Bosh was there, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like walking, he's the guy that
Speaker 3: he's he was a Power Rangers, Black Power.
Speaker 2: He'sa the Black Power Ranger. He's Broadly's current voice. He's
Speaker 2: Ichigo's voice, He's Dante's voice. Zach the Black Power Ranger. No,
Speaker 2: he was just the Black Power Ager. Well because there
Speaker 2: was there was there was no. He wasn't not. Zach
Speaker 2: was another. No, Zach was a different guy. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He was a Jason. I think he's not Jason.
Speaker 2: He's not He's Adam. Adam. Zach is the black guy.
Speaker 2: That's Walter Jones is Adams h played Zach.
Speaker 3: I thought this but I saw him and I was
Speaker 3: talking to him by the thing, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: you are like such a It was like, I you
Speaker 3: are so hyper in tune into my child and it's crazy.
Speaker 2: And he was like, thank he's also way short, like
Speaker 2: I tower all the power and has been tiny as fuck.
Speaker 3: Because I was I'm saying to him and I'm like
Speaker 3: genuinely like a foot tall than he is, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: you're liked.
Speaker 2: He was like thanks. Man. I was like, dude, what
Speaker 2: was your fair part of being a power? He was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I thought the props were really cool.
Speaker 3: He said, I hated putting on the costume though it
Speaker 3: was hell getting that shit on your body, because it
Speaker 3: was for him. For him, it was actually the stunt
Speaker 3: ranger too. He wasn't just like the one that would
Speaker 3: be like you'd see outside and stuff some of them
Speaker 3: that were stunt people, you know. And then it's like
Speaker 3: he's like, I hated getting it on, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I want to talk to as much.
Speaker 2: Where I got to go he.
Speaker 3: Said, we dude, if you have to stop by the booth,
Speaker 3: I'll have I'll trap with the apple. And I was like,
Speaker 3: this is fucking like meeting the power and is just
Speaker 3: crazy as they were such an influential part of my childhood. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I met a fucking weird about Walter Jones. I've seen
Speaker 3: he's also fucking tiniest ship dude.
Speaker 2: That was the first time I realized he's missing a finger.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't know. Yeah, Like I shook his hand.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fun's happened? He got he
Speaker 2: shot his fucking finger off as a kid, he's an elite.
Speaker 2: Now was it was it? Did he have one finger
Speaker 2: while he was a ranger? As a kid he shot
Speaker 2: it off? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: So I was a kid. I didn't grow back.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought when I thought you could hit
Speaker 2: your off, he watered it. It didn't work. I was
Speaker 2: the water.
Speaker 1: He's supposed to dry it out.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, see that was where you made.
Speaker 1: You supposed to let the ship scheduled the skin shed
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: See that's what happens. I was like, I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: him know.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should. You should tell him he's fucking stupid
Speaker 1: for not knowing it how to grow his finger back.
Speaker 2: I was like, then go cut his ear off.
Speaker 3: Why didn't grow back? And everybody was like, they don't
Speaker 3: do that. I was like, everything else grows back. Shut
Speaker 3: the fuck, dumb bastards.
Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, mine, you're telling me my nails grow but
Speaker 1: my ear won't grow back?
Speaker 2: What are you? Fucking stupid so dummies? Dude? What the fu? So?
Speaker 2: I almost cut my dick off, but then my parents like,
Speaker 2: don't do it, don't do it, and grow back. He
Speaker 2: grew back three times as big, actually with eyes. All right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the names now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Dead Spider, Chris's uncle, Ronald Reagan, UH
Speaker 1: Delta Gamma MC brainworm, the Esoteric Order of Unemployed Diddlers.
Speaker 1: UH literally fed this toddler last week? Why is it
Speaker 1: still crying?
Speaker 2: Squimp? His bugs?
Speaker 1: Clamuel Esquire the third You, sir killed the master uh
Speaker 1: snart Tank's hungest beatle girl. You boys talk about food often.
Speaker 1: Maybe a food related extra amma might be tasted, might.
Speaker 2: Not do well like we do, like a taste test
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, I don't know why not. I got
Speaker 2: can't do it. My acids fucked that gird. I can't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: You never heard of gurd No, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it stands for. Gastrol erotic, retard, hick or something I forgot,
Speaker 2: but whatever it is.
Speaker 1: He was shaky as he said, so pissed that I
Speaker 1: had nerd about it.
Speaker 2: It just my ass. I have like acid fu all
Speaker 2: the time, so I shouldn't be eating this most because
Speaker 2: chocolate gives you acid. It uh, chocolate gives you acid.
Speaker 2: Chocolate is very acidic. Tomatoes so like tomato sauce. I
Speaker 2: had a pizza yesterday, which is stupid. I destroyed myself.
Speaker 2: But I also have a stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh damn man, that sucks because I love tomato. I
Speaker 1: love eating tomatoes and chocolate tomatoes, chocolate tomato, and I'll
Speaker 1: bite into it with like an apple and then I'll
Speaker 1: like drizzle chocolate on it and then lick it off.
Speaker 2: It's great. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: What's weird about it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've eaten whole tomatoes in my life.
Speaker 2: I can't judge about that. You just just casually walk
Speaker 2: around told you you want tomato like eating peppers raw too,
Speaker 2: I mean, well, yeah, already eats peppers. Well just like
Speaker 2: notice like washing with pepper and I eat it. What
Speaker 2: are you saying that that's not as weird as it?
Speaker 2: Somebody's taking the tomato. I think tomatoes will be the
Speaker 2: same thing if if it gets on wrong son raw,
Speaker 2: you know, it's just not as appealing. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Just juice. People like, oh tomatoes easy, just don't see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I prefer tomato slice obviously, because that's how they are.
Speaker 2: Pumble it. I cut off the top of the bottom
Speaker 2: part that has beat. This is that what it is?
Speaker 2: That's so disgusting. Not a drop falls off my hands too.
Speaker 1: I make sure Colin Moriarty, Oh my god, they just
Speaker 1: killed krilling you bastards.
Speaker 2: Obama be like, oh let me what? Oh Orbama or
Speaker 2: Obama be like, let me be spear or Bama that's good,
Speaker 2: it's not bad or it's dumb, but it's it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Let me be all wrong.
Speaker 1: Jackal jackal, jackal jackal? Is it a jackal? I think
Speaker 1: it's a jackal jackal jackal.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the people the casting for the
Speaker 2: Street Fighter movie?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like fifty and like Joel Ostein or something.
Speaker 2: Like Saltz and your Schultz is Dan, like, come on,
Speaker 2: what even is? It's just so I think there is something.
Speaker 2: It's like Xbox right, trying to fail as hard as
Speaker 2: it can. There can never be a good street fighter movie.
Speaker 2: I think that is like there's in the world. It
Speaker 2: will collapse. They're like, if we make a good one,
Speaker 2: I think same thing with the more combat movie. Right,
Speaker 2: they just can't for the life of them, just cast
Speaker 2: it well. And we're gonna make some cold young some
Speaker 2: fucking piece of shit that no one cares about when
Speaker 2: they have a billion characters already. We're gonna make this
Speaker 2: new guy relatable. Oh thanks, Warner Brothers, you fucking freaks.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are youse?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Like? Bro?
Speaker 1: It just.
Speaker 2: It just makes no sense. Oh we have ten thousand
Speaker 2: just picked Lukayne and rebooting it. Who cares, there's ten
Speaker 2: thousand characters. We're gonna make a new guy that the
Speaker 2: main should be a bad guy. It should be like
Speaker 2: should have been fucking Scorpion because everyone loves Scorpion, He's
Speaker 2: the most popular character. Make a movie surrounding him and
Speaker 2: everyone will love it. They made a fucking animated movie
Speaker 2: that was good.
Speaker 1: It should have been I should have been Combat Kyle guy.
Speaker 2: It literally that's what it was to me. Cole Young
Speaker 2: was combat Kyle? Like what the young? Who is this guy?
Speaker 2: It was just something as has armor or something.
Speaker 1: But Combat and Kyle are both spelled with c's.
Speaker 2: Kyle with the S in the comment in the comment
Speaker 2: in the Mortal Combat universe, which is really crazy because
Speaker 2: they everything spelled the K C k y li is
Speaker 2: in said y yeah, so yeah, Street Fighter movie is
Speaker 2: gonna be stupid too. It is, of course they can't
Speaker 2: make it. I don't know. He has the athletic build
Speaker 2: of a I don't know if he's an actor, so
Speaker 2: like he's not is not. I don't want to fucking
Speaker 2: he's he's not a good actor. I've seen him do
Speaker 2: some parts and he's just stupid. He's always Andrew Schultz.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, no, I don't believe him. And
Speaker 2: he's gonna be Dan O. Dan's supposed to be a
Speaker 2: funny character. Yeah, but that doesn't mean cast the comedian.
Speaker 2: That's not how Dan supposed to be. Dan is not
Speaker 2: a He just is a comedic character. But he's he's
Speaker 2: trying to be serious though, like he's serious, he just sucks.
Speaker 2: He eventually gets there. Though he eventually gets he becomes
Speaker 2: a real martial arst eventually it's GAELO, dude, are real?
Speaker 2: Why can't they just.
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Two rats in a trench code Sam Porter,
Speaker 1: bitches getting something something gay Beatles. I don't know anymore, right,
Speaker 1: reckless Rhino the Sloker two wis there be Chris? If
Speaker 1: you're Hispanic, then why don't you have a fat ass?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: That is I do like that thing you shared because
Speaker 2: I didn't know you shared it.
Speaker 1: Oh they clocked me, dude, It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was so funny.
Speaker 1: It was just like a bunch of the it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of this.
Speaker 2: It's like, what do you do? What do you call?
Speaker 1: What do you call this genre of man? And it
Speaker 1: just somebody goes Porto Rican.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's funny that. It's like Chris has that, And then
Speaker 2: I didn't and then I looked up and so he
Speaker 2: shared it. I didn't know he shared it, and somebody
Speaker 2: put that in the comment section. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: sane I it was hilarious that immediately people just know
Speaker 2: that's what I just wrote. Crazy damn damn. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: most Portocan spature, honestly, it is. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 2: there we go.
Speaker 3: It's that and the two families bro and two families.
Speaker 3: Well that's Hispanic and general, not everybody. What do you
Speaker 3: mean Hispanic people famously have the double No, I mean.
Speaker 2: Like they the male creates two families, like.
Speaker 3: Juggling, doing over time and then for hate and then
Speaker 3: for Haitians, it's the boyfriend to.
Speaker 2: Have a boyfriend. Also, that's maxing, that's life max that.
Speaker 1: I guess I do have a half sister.
Speaker 2: It's too much, man, how do you do? Where do
Speaker 2: you have time? Then? Why don't they have documentaries on
Speaker 2: the showcasing how these people juggle? They should be well
Speaker 2: and they should be like how life coaches like they.
Speaker 1: Should Actually they should be like grind set.
Speaker 2: And so you want to have to family them manage better, dude,
Speaker 2: because why I do? You'll go bad at it. You'll
Speaker 2: go you go to America, right, you get one gal
Speaker 2: them pregnant, then you'll go back home to the island
Speaker 2: them you're pregnant another girl. You'll go back forth fond
Speaker 2: the teams.
Speaker 1: And okay, I mean hinting. Today we're going Today we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about juggling families.
Speaker 2: Where do you have the time and the money to
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 3: That's what I want to you have to neglect one family.
Speaker 3: You have to make sure one family neglect is not
Speaker 3: because you can't afford it, because you have to neglect.
Speaker 1: One family is getting the lesser of you.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 3: It has to be the family that supported you the hardest,
Speaker 3: the woman that had you told you down, he had nothing.
Speaker 2: You gotta treat her worse. You got to. That's how
Speaker 2: it goes. You have to do it. That's good, it's smart.
Speaker 2: I like it. Eat that right now, eat it. I'm
Speaker 2: I hate how soft it is. It's making me bad looking.
Speaker 2: I don't like it to get a little melty in
Speaker 2: my fingers. I don't like those little petit nibbles you're
Speaker 2: giving right now. Fucking squirrel.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a like a moment from one of
Speaker 1: the one of our shows that we did where you're
Speaker 1: off camera and you eat something real quick and it
Speaker 1: makes the most cartoonish like video game chomp sound that
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. And I came across the other day
Speaker 1: when I was like looking for clips. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2: It was like it was fucking crazy. Fucking Yoshi as interaction.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, peanut Butter is so overpowering.
Speaker 2: Man, I love peanut but I can smell it still.
Speaker 2: I love the smell of peanut butter. I don't hate it.
Speaker 1: It's just like I hate how ostentatious isn't the right word.
Speaker 1: I just hate how, uh it just overpowers everything that
Speaker 1: it touches. Like I remember making protein shakes when I
Speaker 1: was bulking up for the fight, and they would always say, like,
Speaker 1: put like a spoon, like a spoonful of peanut butter
Speaker 1: in there for protein. I was like, Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: But like I had these cookies and cream, uh mask
Speaker 1: in or shakes, and I like, I love cookies and cream,
Speaker 1: and so I was in and I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to taste this. And then I add
Speaker 1: the one spoon of peanut butter and then it just
Speaker 1: becomes a peanut butter smoothie. Like it's just like it's
Speaker 1: all all the cookies and cream goes away.
Speaker 2: Because now you gotta you gotta like to taste of
Speaker 2: the peanut butter.
Speaker 1: I I don't like, I don't mind it, but like
Speaker 1: it's definitely not a preferred flavor.
Speaker 2: Peanut Butter Ghost is a good brand. Well, it's expensive,
Speaker 2: but they have. They have cookies and cream, but they
Speaker 2: also have chipped a hoy as a protein. It's so good, dude,
Speaker 2: that sounds dangerous. Chips away protein shake sounds like it
Speaker 2: will kill me. It's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: But crabbly Shrimpson rode in crabbly crabbly shrimps it. That's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like a crustaceous version of Ashley Simpson.
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I don't know who's thinking about
Speaker 1: Ashley Simpson at all.
Speaker 2: Probably didn't she married Nicola No, her sister. That's a Simpson.
Speaker 2: That's that's the one they broke up though. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, of course, I'm pretty sure. I need
Speaker 2: Degrees is back? I'm sorry, what yeah, nicolach the how
Speaker 2: does he look though? I don't know that's what I
Speaker 2: saw him. He looked like degrees is back? The ninety
Speaker 2: degrees gave me a new album suggestion? Fuck man, global Warming?
Speaker 2: Huh do you tell it? Me?
Speaker 1: Give me just one pictureal Ome versus Picturealome the hand
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Speaker 1: fuck are these names?
Speaker 2: Manu? Yeah album? But what's hanu Keen? I don't know
Speaker 2: what that is? It's crazy album to night. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not listening to this, I say Spotify clock. It was like,
Speaker 2: Heyreas' new album, okay, Relics.
Speaker 1: You're so fucking relic beatlefucker twelve thousand, five hundred and
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Speaker 1: Carney on the Ferris Wheel, Round eyed Asian now able
Speaker 1: to say the N word with pride month being over?
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Speaker 2: J Cole.
Speaker 1: Gay actor mya gay actor Michael.
Speaker 2: Douglas Douglas, that's another Cometown reference. Hi, I'm actor Michael Douglas.
Speaker 2: It's it's just anyone listening. There are no I can't
Speaker 2: even imagine what that is. It's fucking just him usually
Speaker 2: talking about his roles or or doing like a commercial
Speaker 2: or it's it's fucking hilarious, dude, there's a whole compilation
Speaker 2: of gay actor Michael Douglass and it's long.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a gay person protesting four pounds nine because
Speaker 1: morals are not transactional?
Speaker 2: What of the what are the best? You gotta look
Speaker 2: this clip up because it's not it's not related to
Speaker 2: Michael Douglas, but I think talking about it led to
Speaker 2: mister Feenie from Boy Meets World and Ben Shapiro, and
Speaker 2: mister Feenie's essentially like sexually assaulting bench Pierro.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Man? Talking about Cumtown?
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm just like all because gay actor Michael Douglas
Speaker 8: is from Coming Town. Okay, I just did I genuinely
Speaker 8: I got so lost there for a second. I was
Speaker 8: just suggesting a clip to listen to.
Speaker 2: Uh, you got that. I am a little gay. I
Speaker 2: don't a little gay boy Michael Harvey Firesteed. I actually
Speaker 2: got it because we started watching House and that's where
Speaker 2: doctor gay House. Hi, I'm doctor.
Speaker 1: Gayhouse, Doctor Gay House. You have cancer and I'm gay.
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Speaker 2: it's not lupas. You're gay. What makes you the lupas expert?
Speaker 2: You're black? My name, my name is Nigga loops uh Foreman,
Speaker 2: my name is Royd Loups Jones Foreman. That's when my
Speaker 2: mom died with it is hilarious, he got loops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. He said. That isretty funny, hious, pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Not her death, the fact that you bought him. Look,
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Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't think I was. I was
Speaker 2: like a new born baby. She's gone.
Speaker 9: I can't believe this is it's my fault, but I
Speaker 9: don't know how I want to take it out on
Speaker 9: my son. What a nightmare worst?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I didn't. I don't think it
Speaker 2: was at the funeral. I don't think so. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I would. That's too small, too small to remember.
Speaker 2: I was way You're like what like eleven my dad's funeral,
Speaker 2: but like I didn't really understand what was happening. Fucking
Speaker 2: church was packed.
Speaker 1: I was too.
Speaker 2: I was like four. So that's a good age to
Speaker 2: it's a very it was a great age because like
Speaker 2: it didn't it was that perfect medium to where I
Speaker 2: don't have any trauma. Yeah, I don't think I have
Speaker 2: any either. I think people are like your mom's and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I guess a lot.
Speaker 1: Of times I feel like people you don't have trauma,
Speaker 1: and if.
Speaker 2: You have a longing, I guess like I'd like to
Speaker 2: know them, but I don't have the trauma. You have
Speaker 2: like a gay little longing for it.
Speaker 1: But like it's not like you didn't lose something. I
Speaker 1: feel kind of didn't have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, even like the memories that I remember, I
Speaker 2: don't be like I wish I could have Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I have that, like I would have liked
Speaker 2: to know her that part, but like I don't have to, like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I have that, you don't have a whole.
Speaker 2: It was like she was twelve, which is the worst
Speaker 2: age to lose your mom. That sucks trauma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, older is older is not ideal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take me before your your teens as a girl.
Speaker 2: That is like a not a good time.
Speaker 1: I mean, before you, before he sees, after your after
Speaker 1: your child, childhood is not that's just maximum bad time.
Speaker 1: That's my bad time.
Speaker 2: You're twenty whatever. That sucks, but like you'll you'll be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it'll be fine. And it just feels unfortunate. But I
Speaker 2: guess whatever, dude, you got that dog and you well,
Speaker 2: I'm in a dog.
Speaker 1: We ain't the same. Damn blonde, blue eyed German physicists
Speaker 1: heavily downing Sweeney's scientific education sticks.
Speaker 2: To digimond buddy ooh jacko fine, got him.
Speaker 1: Jim Carlo Esposito spoke at my school, not kidding. He's
Speaker 1: he's kind of legitimately insane.
Speaker 2: What did you What could he have possibly said? I
Speaker 2: don't know whatever. You can't answer me. It's no point
Speaker 2: in asking.
Speaker 1: Star tank nuclear expert, uh saying velveta with the heart
Speaker 1: hard R like velvetrela, velvetter, vegeta.
Speaker 2: I know you're in here, vegeta, come out, come out
Speaker 2: with your hands on vegeta or else.
Speaker 1: That's fucking get out of here, vegeta a fucking hic right, Well, yeah, android,
Speaker 1: what is that super Android thirteen.
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: No, it was just well, I know that was the
Speaker 1: redneck one with the trucker hat.
Speaker 2: That was that was thirteen?
Speaker 1: Was that Super Android thirteen? Yeah, you Jader, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of her, Virgeta.
Speaker 2: I loved that. Get out of here, Virgata. Remember that
Speaker 2: seventeen had for some reason, seventeen has a pistol for
Speaker 2: some reason. I don't remember that at all a gun
Speaker 2: when he.
Speaker 3: Did it when he went back in the future, when
Speaker 3: he went back to the future, when Trunk's back to
Speaker 3: some old man shot him from a car and then
Speaker 3: he took out his gun, and it's like, why do
Speaker 3: you have a gun?
Speaker 2: Because it's fun, that's it. It's literally a fucking robot
Speaker 2: with a gun, that's it. It's literally. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: the gun is so unnecessary for a creature course, But
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the same thing with them driving
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, right, like they did drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Trump had a sword and like why,
Speaker 1: Like he kind of is very dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he could actually slice fucking freezer with his
Speaker 2: fucking you.
Speaker 3: Know what's crazy? He gets rid of it, that's how
Speaker 3: dumb it is. He stops Vegeta's like, stop using that.
Speaker 2: Why do you need to be gay? Swords are really gay?
Speaker 2: Swords of gay? It's so wow, you're fighting with not
Speaker 2: your fists to you gay. I would have go on
Speaker 2: the hyperbolic time Chamber and Jacob a jack off for one.
Speaker 2: Not that's like technically with me, it's gay.
Speaker 1: You're coming there with me.
Speaker 2: I love the schools.
Speaker 1: He's slowly becoming more and more like a fucking Brian
Speaker 1: Drummond in my impression.
Speaker 2: I love the looking back at him and smile. That's
Speaker 2: such a great fun. It's such a what does that
Speaker 2: look from?
Speaker 1: Like? Why he's passing Piccolo I think? And he's just
Speaker 1: talking a little bit of ship.
Speaker 2: What were you in there? What were you doing in there?
Speaker 2: Taking a nap? But like it's so villainous, you know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: It's it's almost like those you see those images of
Speaker 1: like uh, like horses and dogs from like that weird
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 2: It's so unflatterating, so disrespectful to that. It looks like
Speaker 2: they're like, doesn't they look the horses look so confused?
Speaker 2: There's what is this? I feel? The five gh.
Speaker 1: Thugzilla two thousand versus Supernultimate g T A four swing
Speaker 1: set glitch iconic, absolutely legendary elite ball knowledge pull right
Speaker 1: there with that one.
Speaker 2: You ever do that one glitch in g T four?
Speaker 2: Oh right, I haven't done that in fucking oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But like I mean I remember that so distinctly. That
Speaker 1: was cool as ship dope ship amazing.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 1: Uh, there's no way it's gonna be the New York's
Speaker 1: gonna be polished to such a shine. Probably there's gonna
Speaker 1: there's gonna be no errors in that game at all.
Speaker 1: It's gonna bother the hell out of me.
Speaker 2: There was a part of me that like would have
Speaker 2: liked to have had it released in the state that
Speaker 2: it like whenever they were planning on releasing it later
Speaker 2: this year. Yeah, yeah, I know it's relatively done. Like
Speaker 2: it's like probably, I mean it's probably done.
Speaker 1: It's been done for a while. I think it's just
Speaker 1: all polished and getting shipped like a nice shine.
Speaker 2: That one of my friend literally I worked on it,
Speaker 2: and he was like, it's you can play it now,
Speaker 2: you can play it. You can play it years ago.
Speaker 3: It is that like they want every they want every
Speaker 3: sort of perfection out of it, which kind of makes
Speaker 3: GTA less cool. To me in my opinion, because I
Speaker 3: was recently playing Sen Andres like a few days ago,
Speaker 3: and how fucking how much of a disaster that game is,
Speaker 3: but how cool it is right because I put on
Speaker 3: that riot mode and it's just explosive.
Speaker 2: It just come after me. You can't really go far
Speaker 2: because I said, on top of a building. If you
Speaker 2: try to drive a car and someone kills you immediately.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing ever in that game is you do
Speaker 3: the thing where you get on a bike and then
Speaker 3: you get a jet pack so your bike doesn't go up,
Speaker 3: but every time there's an incline you fly off of it.
Speaker 3: It is, however, off incline.
Speaker 1: But the GJ swing set glitch is iconic.
Speaker 2: It's good. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: You remember that.
Speaker 2: You know that, you know what it is. I didn't
Speaker 2: play like that.
Speaker 1: There was a there was this have you ever seen it?
Speaker 2: I remember, oh wow, there.
Speaker 1: Was a swing set. I remember if it was a
Speaker 1: specific swing set or if it.
Speaker 2: Was just swing it was it's from my understanding it
Speaker 2: was a specific one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember where it was, but like if
Speaker 1: you so, basically the swing set is like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like two triangles like this, and then like one
Speaker 1: in the middle, and then the swings hang from the bottom,
Speaker 1: and if you drove a car and pushed into like
Speaker 1: the middle railing, it would like kind of push it
Speaker 1: in and it would fight against you, and then you
Speaker 1: could launch the car like crazy far, like across the
Speaker 1: entire map.
Speaker 2: It was ridiculous. Like there's a compilation, well four minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. So it was so doable too, Like
Speaker 1: I remember doing it very easily.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's somebody's at night. So it's not the
Speaker 2: best one. Yeah, there it is, dude, it's so good.
Speaker 1: I've seen some crazy launches though, where they end up
Speaker 1: in fucking the core of the city, and you're just like,
Speaker 1: that is wild.
Speaker 2: Are these assholes doing it at night? What are they doing?
Speaker 2: It is a crazy thing to do, Like you want
Speaker 2: to We don't want people to see this. What the fuck? Wait?
Speaker 2: What the car kept going?
Speaker 1: He happened and then.
Speaker 2: And then died.
Speaker 1: He's genociding Paris, so I can uh let go of
Speaker 1: my dead brother? Uh called racist because of the scumbag shirt? True,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack w f M.
Speaker 2: Fuck Toyota.
Speaker 1: The lame cunts winning every rally this year, and fuck
Speaker 1: that French freak ogier.
Speaker 2: I don't know any that like a French ogre.
Speaker 1: It's probably you know, yeah, I don't know, yessing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course Toota is gonna win the Japanese cars chers
Speaker 1: or out of my way. You can't see he's gonna
Speaker 1: eat my butt. Oh can't you see? He's gonna eat
Speaker 1: my butt? The SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: When what is it? Flats, He's gonna eat my butt.
Speaker 2: That's right, I'm gonna kick your butt.
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna kick my butns his dad.
Speaker 2: That was my favorite dude. That's great, woo dad. His
Speaker 2: son is beating his dad at all.
Speaker 1: He's so crazy work and comes home and it's beat
Speaker 1: up by his son.
Speaker 2: Now he's gonna kick my boy. He says that he's
Speaker 2: genuinely worried. I've been up with my college buddy, Flats.
Speaker 2: That was crazy to be like.
Speaker 1: Patrick went to college right, his friends with this guy
Speaker 1: who's assaulting people.
Speaker 2: I mean Patrick is kind of an assault too.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean they're all fucking unhinged. Three
Speaker 1: gay men by Matchbox plenty, three gay men, three gay men.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what the song.
Speaker 2: Is I only know I only know two of their
Speaker 2: songs push, oh because of three am probably three games? Oh,
Speaker 2: I say, but it's three gay men. I must be horny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, I get it now.
Speaker 1: That's matchbox match cocks plenty.
Speaker 2: It's very good. That's not that at all.
Speaker 1: What was the push song?
Speaker 2: The one that was in a I won't want to
Speaker 2: push you around? Well, well well well I want to
Speaker 2: push you down? Well well well will I won't want
Speaker 2: to take you for brown now? They all sang like that, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was craking for ground now hall remember the fuel
Speaker 2: because there were no fuel. They had a song called
Speaker 2: a Hemorrhage in my hands, were in my hands? In
Speaker 2: my hands again, le long Lean and it's it's it's
Speaker 2: all post grunge. They all do the same homer Narawa
Speaker 2: Field contageous. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: I really do think like Stained is kind of the
Speaker 1: only people that get away with it in some way.
Speaker 1: Like there's certain songs sayings where like I acknowledge that's
Speaker 1: what's happening and that's what they're doing, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel as egregious as other songs that they do.
Speaker 2: Very alternative in a way that they kind of escaped
Speaker 2: a little bit of that. Uh yeah, a little bit
Speaker 2: being uh pigeon, like like, oh this is it's it's
Speaker 2: it's trash, but I love it. I don't know, there's
Speaker 2: something about it that way. It's like a vocal stem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where like I wouldn't want if I were making
Speaker 1: a song, I wouldn't want to sound like this, but
Speaker 1: like I like hearing it in the same way that
Speaker 1: it's like Sega, you know what I mean, where it's
Speaker 1: just something that sounds good.
Speaker 2: I just need hated song one to talk to you
Speaker 2: were just I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking uh that's uh, I know exactly what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, Uh, I can't remember the fucking name.
Speaker 1: It's like some British band that like stole that song completely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that the one uh did?
Speaker 1: Are Me and My Broken Huarte?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah that that was twenty twelve or something. I remember
Speaker 1: that was like prom time. Yeah, I remember imagine doing that,
Speaker 1: imagine stealing Rob Thomas that is why would you do that?
Speaker 1: He got like he ended up getting a writing credit
Speaker 1: on that song, so clear like that is still to
Speaker 1: this day the only song I've ever heard that sounds
Speaker 1: like that, which is why I like it. But then
Speaker 1: like so when it comes when another one obviously comes along,
Speaker 1: it's like, bro, you clearly heard It's.
Speaker 2: Like there was that was the funniest one under Pressure
Speaker 2: and Ice Ice baby, that's that's that's sanity.
Speaker 1: Was that was there an argument that that was not
Speaker 1: a sample that he tried.
Speaker 2: To well, that the them trying to defend themselves were
Speaker 2: the only ones arguing that so crazy, like Vanilla Ice
Speaker 2: doing an explanation saying, there's a little thing at the
Speaker 2: end that made it different. You know, you don't.
Speaker 1: Understand, Uh, the the Queen one or the Bowie one
Speaker 1: is done done, done done, and ours is done dune done, done,
Speaker 1: dad done. It's completely different.
Speaker 3: It's literally the same piano key, it's it's it's the same,
Speaker 3: it's the same song.
Speaker 2: Is that the officially a Queen song? Or is that
Speaker 2: a Bowie song? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's a Bowie song technically,
Speaker 3: like it's actually like I think I think under Pressure
Speaker 3: specifically a Bowie.
Speaker 2: I literally don't because when I when I've looked it up,
Speaker 2: I've only found it under Bowie. But you'd be wrong.
Speaker 2: You might be it sounds right because it sounds more
Speaker 2: like I think it's that.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I feel like it would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love that song, dude, it's a great song underpe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a Bowie song. It says Queen. Well, it
Speaker 2: says queen, so it might they might just have both
Speaker 2: like the same credit. So it probably has because like
Speaker 2: if you go so it's one of those things like
Speaker 2: if you do, it's just so stupid. I hate the
Speaker 2: distributors on like the music distributor. If you want to say,
Speaker 2: for example, if we do a thing and we wanted
Speaker 2: to have the same credit, like instead of it being
Speaker 2: you as a feature, you have that is like considered
Speaker 2: like a separate artist. So for example, I had to
Speaker 2: get a band. I had to get an account to
Speaker 2: allow me to have multiple artists because I couldn't just
Speaker 2: I made a side thing that I wanted to collab with,
Speaker 2: and they were like, oh, you need to have a
Speaker 2: multi account, and I'm like, what do you mean multi?
Speaker 2: I'm it's me the artist and I just want to
Speaker 2: collab with this other artist, and you can't do that.
Speaker 2: You have to put it as something else. It's just
Speaker 2: basically a way to suck more money out of you
Speaker 2: if you have a to be fair. I know there's
Speaker 2: other distributors that might have different rules, like, uh, sound
Speaker 2: Drop might be one that you can get away because
Speaker 2: I think it's only like a dollar to distribute, yeah,
Speaker 2: which is and it's free. Other than that, they probably
Speaker 2: just steal more your money.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: It's fine though.
Speaker 1: Anyway, next time Kingston spoils something, bite his dick, big
Speaker 1: meaty stinks canola Joe has teamed up with Pizza time.
Speaker 1: That's a dangerous combo. A fucking greasy oily man with
Speaker 1: hot like with a hot magma cheese man.
Speaker 2: That's a bad comment. That's crazy. Like, that's an iconic
Speaker 2: collab if you think about it, Like did they think
Speaker 2: about it? What is you think about? Like at the time,
Speaker 2: they probably had no clue it was. At the time,
Speaker 2: they probably didn't know how iconic they were gonna become. Yeah, earlier, well,
Speaker 2: I think they were still incredibly fair. But like even
Speaker 2: in the midst of you being really popular, it's not
Speaker 2: you don't have any legacy credits. You don't have that
Speaker 2: aura of like you're the greatest of all time kind
Speaker 2: of thing, Like like a Metallica right even at when
Speaker 2: they were doing their Old eighty Ship and they were
Speaker 2: really popular, you had there's no looking back, so now
Speaker 2: you look back on Oh, imagine if Slayer and Metallica
Speaker 2: made a song together and that way later, it would
Speaker 2: be like that, that's never gonna happen again kind of
Speaker 2: a thing. I find they don't have any wild collapse
Speaker 2: like that anymore in music because I think as music
Speaker 2: has become so like people just work together. Nothing that
Speaker 2: like big that I could think of off the top
Speaker 2: of my head, Like we're thinking about some of the
Speaker 2: nothing huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, Michael Genuine, that's been crazy, I got crazy. Well,
Speaker 3: he worked way Diana ros. I think he did a
Speaker 3: lot of like Diana stuff.
Speaker 1: That's like he did one with the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Least It's your Birthday is a fucking actually, that's a
Speaker 2: That song is great, that's a jam. Has there a
Speaker 2: Stevie wonder before? I feel like Michael just had to
Speaker 2: work together at least once. But Stevie Stevie. Stevie's more
Speaker 2: contemporary jazz, and you know there was a there was
Speaker 2: a class. So Babyface is a good producer, but he's
Speaker 2: not no one really gives a shit about him as
Speaker 2: an artist. Really, he's an R and B singer. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, well, look, I'm just I'm saying the outside
Speaker 2: outside of R and B. Like, if you're not a
Speaker 2: huge R and B fan, No, you don't know the
Speaker 2: baby Faces. You might have heard some songs the producer
Speaker 2: or something, but he did a song with Stevie Wonder
Speaker 2: that is fire. But it's just unfortunate that baby Like
Speaker 2: I said, no one gets about baby Face. It's like
Speaker 2: one of those things are like, damn, this was such
Speaker 2: a good song. But you're not a face like Stevie Wonder. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder is like fucking the goat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark, Marilyn Monroe most definitely pegged JFK.
Speaker 2: I hope so, oh fuck me and the ass Stevie
Speaker 2: Wonder produce Just Good Friends by Michael Jackson. Oh you
Speaker 2: do that. It makes sense when you say who cares?
Speaker 2: Who guess? Fuck my ass? Fucked my ass, fuck my ass? Maryland?
Speaker 2: How did she sound? I never even heard her speak? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably Mexican Maryland. So like she's like
Speaker 2: weird all Stars now she's Mexican at the Dobe Show.
Speaker 2: She is not crazy, what's your real name? You don't remember?
Speaker 2: It was Mexican? Do you know a real name? No? Well,
Speaker 2: she was actually like what was she like from Mexico?
Speaker 2: Where she was like a Mexican?
Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly like it was.
Speaker 2: I never knew that.
Speaker 1: Never they specifically made her turn tone down her Mexican nes.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have If I would have known that they
Speaker 2: blonded her out, he probably probably would have sucked her
Speaker 2: more because of that. I feel like Jeff Gay, he
Speaker 2: was like, I'm alpha, Absolutely, that's spicy. If knew everything
Speaker 2: about it, Rob but fat Latina, he knew exactly where
Speaker 2: everything was so crazy that like, man, do what that
Speaker 2: they minimize the ethnic backgrounds to be white? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Huh, it is kind of wild.
Speaker 2: Let's see, I'm gonna put in Mexican, Chris.
Speaker 1: That's not what gay people can be gay for you,
Speaker 1: But ask what a gay gay is?
Speaker 2: Gay gay? Just flood this flood the Mexican roots to
Speaker 2: her mother mother, Gladys is such an old name that
Speaker 2: doesn't exist work. Gladys Pearl Monroe. Okay, so she was
Speaker 2: still a Monroe, but she so that was her mother's
Speaker 2: name though, So I wonder what her dad's name was.
Speaker 2: Monro was born in Piedris. Negress what Piedrice mean? Do
Speaker 2: you know anyone Piedris? No clue what it means? That
Speaker 2: sounds I have no fu concept. That sounds like not colloquial,
Speaker 2: that sounds like not conversational Spanish, that.
Speaker 1: Sounds either formal or just like Mexican specific.
Speaker 2: She also visited Mexico several times, so she went all
Speaker 2: around Mexico. Okay, yeah, all right, but.
Speaker 1: Now, well not a weird fact. You never know that
Speaker 1: until I didn't know that until like the last like
Speaker 1: four years.
Speaker 2: Okay, well there you go. There you go, a little fact.
Speaker 1: You learn things on this show. See, we have educational value.
Speaker 2: So she's just like, yeah, so she's like, she's ethnically Mexican.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Dandy Andy, leader of the Spiderfucker Party,
Speaker 1: Krilling and Kingpin in a debate, uh in stain in
Speaker 1: the Memes.
Speaker 2: Stain in stain in.
Speaker 1: The Stay.
Speaker 2: Sucks.
Speaker 1: That sucks, but it's also the best one I've heard.
Speaker 1: I think Instain in the Memestaine Instain in the Stains.
Speaker 3: Such a it is rhyming itself, and it's I love
Speaker 3: that rhyme Bitch with Bitch is my favorite thing, going
Speaker 3: to play it.
Speaker 2: I think my favorite line ever is uh I think
Speaker 2: it was two chains. It's either two chains. I think
Speaker 2: it's too U. I call her big booty because she
Speaker 2: got a big booty flat.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what's crazy? Two Change has been on
Speaker 3: a really amazing run with projects the last year and
Speaker 3: a half, and it's like, where did this? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: it's like, where did this take? The soundtrack expression thirty three?
Speaker 2: That's crazy? He produced the whole thing, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just thought. I just thought, while I was here
Speaker 2: smoking weed, you know, being a being a good black father,
Speaker 2: why did I produce music for this? So I'd be like,
Speaker 2: that's not true. There's no there's nothing on here about
Speaker 2: fucking bitches, because that's not every they got to be
Speaker 2: about that. Only he thinks about it. But you knew,
Speaker 2: if you knew French, then you know that it actually is,
Speaker 2: actually is. It's insane how he was such a fucking
Speaker 2: a scholar student like he was like.
Speaker 3: Eight eight, like an amazingly intelligent young man who played
Speaker 3: basketball and sold drugs at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was one of those anomalies that actually is
Speaker 2: well educated, you know degrees type shit, and he's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna start rapping about bitches and drugs.
Speaker 2: He's like, music more, I'm gonna produce it. And then
Speaker 2: he's way taller than I thought. He's huge. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that he's a huge person. I saw him like
Speaker 2: next to Shannon Sharp, but he towers over Shannon, and
Speaker 2: Shannon's like sick something. Right, So he's a He's a
Speaker 2: big guy, big.
Speaker 1: Bad, beatleborg smoker, smoking kings and kids. Fuck Israel and
Speaker 1: tell Aviv. I said fuck him to your mother should
Speaker 1: have been pushing down the stairs which she carried you.
Speaker 1: Death Stranding three Kojimas searched for more feet.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of feet in there, not really, I
Speaker 2: mean more than maybe there's less and that guy wants
Speaker 2: more feet. There is more than.
Speaker 1: There is a scene I guess where l Fanning takes
Speaker 1: her shoes off, and but it's not like a foot scene.
Speaker 2: Really, M I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Did you finish the game yet? No? I'm like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, how long is that game?
Speaker 1: As long as you I mean you could mainline it theoretically,
Speaker 1: but like I'm trying to unlock a bunch of crazy
Speaker 1: because I keep seeing gameplay of that game that's like
Speaker 1: it reminds you of like breadth of the Wine there,
Speaker 1: like here's the Kingdom where I'm like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that was here. How the fuck do I get
Speaker 1: that ship? Like I didn't know there was a jet
Speaker 1: pack and fucking death stranding and I was like in
Speaker 1: the first one, Yeah, the first the first game is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like you build and an arsenal ship that
Speaker 1: you're just like, I don't recognize anything that people are doing.
Speaker 2: Did you hit the bike? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The bikes on the bike's like one of the first things.
Speaker 2: Yet the one you laid down in. Oh no, not
Speaker 2: the one you lay down it. Look is this stop?
Speaker 2: Stop killing gays?
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant's feet, Uh, Lily's brother steers with the cars
Speaker 1: radio knobs. Uh, fuck you, I'm paying my TV license, bitch,
Speaker 1: mister pants send Pike. Chris's eyes are so fuckable? Ooh
Speaker 1: you gay Jesus Christ. I don't like that at all,
Speaker 1: So face unstoppable cardboard pie. I replaced my RS on
Speaker 1: the RS on my Dodge Ram with w's and now
Speaker 1: my engine sounds like take on me hot to go.
Speaker 2: I f A G G O T Bros. I'm so gay.
Speaker 2: I fucked mansoles. Duck Dynasty Warriors just shotguns and rifles.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would play them murdering Ducks as
Speaker 1: the Duck Dynasty.
Speaker 2: About those guys, but that would make me give a
Speaker 2: shit about them.
Speaker 1: That would have been a smart idea, you know, Duck
Speaker 1: Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 2: Because they've collabed with the other things, the High Rule,
Speaker 2: the High Roll thing. They had a Gundam one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gundam High Rule Duck Dynasty mate.
Speaker 2: I think, I think Duck Dynasty Warriors is a crazy idea.
Speaker 1: I would that's like Marble versus HBO or something crazy.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Captain America fighting Johns.
Speaker 1: Joe Miller versus Joel Miller. Yeah, yeah, it would be
Speaker 1: Joel spider Man, Joel Miller versus spider Man versus Larry Davis.
Speaker 2: Is anyone golf in the Marvel universe, No, I feel
Speaker 2: like a lot of them. Okay, yeah yeah, Kingpinel with
Speaker 2: golf clubs. I just wanted to get the ship kicked
Speaker 2: out of him. I like the idea of Joel bashing
Speaker 2: and Kingpin's head with a brick. All right, Capcom versus uh,
Speaker 2: so we can do Capcom versus HBO. You get Frank West,
Speaker 2: who I know uses golf clubs in one of his
Speaker 2: his case kit. You're right, and then you can beat
Speaker 2: the piss out of Joel Miller and it does extra damages.
Speaker 2: That's crazy rate squeezing from eighteen, nineteen and twenty against.
Speaker 1: Them squeezing my balls like a clown nose. Empire of Silence?
Speaker 1: Can we get five big booms for tel.
Speaker 2: Aviv boom boom boom boom boom blue.
Speaker 1: The magenta wrung out like towels by mister vic. Imagine saying.
Speaker 2: What the fuck what am I supposed to say?
Speaker 1: With this right?
Speaker 2: Imagine saying grape instead of arilla, our gorilla? Oh ape,
Speaker 2: oh our ape?
Speaker 1: So people say that, people say grape instead of instead.
Speaker 2: Of people say our ape. I mean no.
Speaker 1: So for the audio listeners and everybody who's very confused me,
Speaker 1: the yeah, the maybe I can put it up here.
Speaker 1: You see this is the it's like emojis, So like
Speaker 1: imagine saying grape emoji instead of saying capital R and
Speaker 1: then a gorilla emoji. So I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck am I reading.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's ape and not a gorilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I was like, our gorilla, our gorilla.
Speaker 1: But yeah, saying grape instead.
Speaker 2: Of rape is crazy, Like I I hate it so deeply.
Speaker 2: Search Peter Lori Fisher ape. One of our friends said
Speaker 2: that in person. I was like, don't say that. No
Speaker 2: they didn't because there I was, I don't remember this.
Speaker 2: He blocked it out. She said, no, I mean the
Speaker 2: road thing. I was like, don't say I don't remember
Speaker 2: this at all. I'm not gonna say who it was.
Speaker 2: But was it, Yeah, oh, maybe.
Speaker 3: Conversation because of the fact that people conversationally say that
Speaker 3: that work on the internet, so we're gonna gonna conversationally
Speaker 3: say that instead of saying the real thing.
Speaker 2: But she was like, I'm sorry. I took myself out
Speaker 2: of it for a moment, and she was like, no,
Speaker 2: it's this.
Speaker 1: Search Peter Lori Fish Battle Adam ruins everything. But it's
Speaker 1: super Adam.
Speaker 2: We're gonna put a fucking demonetized fucking dollars sign. I
Speaker 2: said that. I said that I'm not going to demonetize
Speaker 2: our dinner. I said that that's fucking The Internet needs
Speaker 2: to be stopped. Man, it is crazy.
Speaker 1: Adam ruins everything. But it's just it's a super Adam
Speaker 1: bomb striking the North Coast of America. Shirt of a
Speaker 1: tooth gap taking up half his front teeth, shirt of
Speaker 1: a shirt of tooth gap taking up half his front teeth.
Speaker 3: That an episode Me and Lily, where like my two
Speaker 3: gap takes up most of my mouth.
Speaker 2: So it's just like my fucking.
Speaker 1: That just that would just end up looking like you
Speaker 1: just lost all your teeth.
Speaker 2: Though. I think that.
Speaker 1: Doctor Octopus is gay, evil twin doctor cock no puss.
Speaker 2: I like that, not bad.
Speaker 1: Mitchie the kid foul tarnished me, Twink me tink, Miguan
Speaker 1: take Kingston's Life. Indiana Jones and the Jerking of the
Speaker 1: Crystal penis my new D and D weapon plus four
Speaker 1: bludgeting hamster and a sock yush in a New York accent.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of sharks, so I always swim.
Speaker 2: With a gun.
Speaker 1: What the stupid dumb Listen to them, the children, and
Speaker 1: I was becoming. They make all the ultra baggot. Uh
Speaker 1: Craig the Canadian, I'll try every day we straight further
Speaker 1: from the damn train, so you d.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. It's good.
Speaker 1: I like that one. It's your voice, shay D and
Speaker 1: thank God for Asian women, and thank God for Stellar Blade.
Speaker 1: Nude mods.
Speaker 2: You guys are Jackpot. Oh yeah, that's just on PC now.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, good Lord Lord. The nude mod
Speaker 2: community is such a blessing on this earth. Man. They
Speaker 2: really are so dedicated, God blessing. They're good. Man. If
Speaker 2: the coding is easy, they are. Even if it's not easy, man,
Speaker 2: they figure it out. But it's just it's like unfortunate
Speaker 2: because it's usually like yank, I just can't imagine World
Speaker 2: war Z, but like to the code, and they're trying
Speaker 2: to get it, just running at the walls.
Speaker 1: Try climbing over people, suffocating other people.
Speaker 2: Many just it's crazy. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy to me that there's just like a group
Speaker 1: of people that imagining so horny that you learn blender,
Speaker 1: you know, or like that you learn three how they they.
Speaker 2: Learned it too.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like it's a convenient, like
Speaker 3: oh horny and I have by chance no blender.
Speaker 2: And by chance have a game engine.
Speaker 1: Crazy cometrat gaming tm has On Piker is a Champagne socialist,
Speaker 1: a market plaier fan, is selling brozi in on eBay
Speaker 1: if you all want to try it. By the way,
Speaker 1: got some. Chris was right, Yeah, that's it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: you remember the Brazilan. No, it is about the artificial
Speaker 1: sugar that market player gave to me right right at
Speaker 1: Christmas party.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's it really is.
Speaker 1: It's it's something I don't need it, though, I'm good
Speaker 1: using the remote from click to pause time, coke Kingston
Speaker 1: from head to toe incum resume time, and then watch
Speaker 1: what he does from Afar Classic Lily leaving Kingston for
Speaker 1: a jinx. Kingston comes to terms with his gayness when
Speaker 1: he finally hooks up with Swen's dad. I don't ve
Speaker 1: understand what's happening anymore.
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, no no. Getting niggy with it.
Speaker 2: Huhnig with It's no no no, that's classic.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I Will Smith said that by mistake.
Speaker 3: During the song, at least twice him say the word
Speaker 3: nigga is crazy.
Speaker 2: Heard his new song. I heard him freestyle and the
Speaker 2: freestyle is not bad, but his flow, like if someone
Speaker 2: else wrapped it pretty girls, I didn't. I like pretty good, dude,
Speaker 2: you know what he did. I was actually I didn't
Speaker 2: get around to it because there's a new thing that
Speaker 2: if you type a certain word in comment section, it'll
Speaker 2: automatically send you something by that person. So I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's available for everybody, but so he's like,
Speaker 2: if you if you comment remix, it'll send the instrumental.
Speaker 2: He wanted people to remix a song, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Jack Vot. I was like, I had remix and some
Speaker 2: people immediately clocked why I did that. We know him,
Speaker 2: we know him. I didn't get around to it, but
Speaker 2: I was like I was gonna. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I wonder he'll probably see it too. If I if
Speaker 2: I would have been on it, but I kind of
Speaker 2: I kind of missed the window.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it came out last week or two weeks ago,
Speaker 2: and it was yeah, anyway, he's rapping again. I'm like, look, dude,
Speaker 2: maybe you're just old. I don't want it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want him to first gray. I want him to gray.
Speaker 2: I want him to accept it. I want all of
Speaker 2: them the gray. A lot of them are just older now,
Speaker 2: and that's fine. I'd still funk with them if they
Speaker 2: were still good, like Marshall. C. Marshall fucking with black
Speaker 2: is like, dude, you're old stock and I can't him.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I can't stand men dying fucking hair in
Speaker 2: their fifties. I yet, it's insane. It's just like, I
Speaker 2: think gray ish, like a little salt and pepper, looks
Speaker 2: kind of cool. I think for some.
Speaker 1: People it might gray weird like like this, it might
Speaker 1: shriak in weird ways.
Speaker 2: And maybe that's why my hair grays strange. I think
Speaker 2: it's uh how it is. I'm not bothered by it though,
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't really care.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: The thing to me is like if if I were
Speaker 1: to dye my hair at all, because it would be gray,
Speaker 1: it would be I would probably.
Speaker 2: Just die gray, you know what I mean, or just
Speaker 2: or just like great or you can stylize it though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they're I want I want the j Jon and Jamison,
Speaker 2: That's what I want. That's sick as fuck, dude. But
Speaker 2: they're like, gray it all out though. That's the thing
Speaker 2: that I have a problem with. Yeah, you know, if
Speaker 2: they were stylizing it like, oh it's all patchy, they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe just the like I said, a streak
Speaker 2: or a jajo, like a jj would be awesome, but
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I don't want anybody to know that
Speaker 2: I'm fucking obviously been around for decades. Like we know, dude,
Speaker 2: how old is that? How old is eminem? And he's
Speaker 2: got to be he's definitely in his fifties.
Speaker 1: When do you gray?
Speaker 2: When you gray? Most people start in their forties. I
Speaker 2: mean I started in my teens, but I say most people,
Speaker 2: most people, most people start graying in their thirties. No,
Speaker 2: most people start in their forties, and I'm starting their thirties.
Speaker 2: I like, I have my friends are in their late
Speaker 2: thirties and maybe they're only barely starting to gray.
Speaker 3: I know people because I know people that are in it,
Speaker 3: maybe like thirty four to thirty five, that start graying
Speaker 3: on their beards, some of them, especially.
Speaker 2: The ones that the people that you can when if
Speaker 2: you remember as a kid, there were people that were
Speaker 2: young that already started growing hair, like very young, like
Speaker 2: maybe you're in sixth grade and some motherfucker already had
Speaker 2: a mustache. Those people gray the fastest because they've had
Speaker 2: the hair longest. So it's all about like me, I
Speaker 2: was absolutely that's absolutely that works. Why I'm thirty seven
Speaker 2: and I have like two strands of gray hair because
Speaker 2: it took me forever to get any fucking facial hair
Speaker 2: at all. It's it's it's an age thing. No, you're older,
Speaker 2: but like if your fucking hair focals don't kick in
Speaker 2: until later, they're not as old as other people's. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. That doesn't sound wrong,
Speaker 2: but I feel like it's just by observation. Just look
Speaker 2: at people that look at your peers, the ones that
Speaker 2: didn't have anything, just like you, it's gonna take you
Speaker 2: a long time to get gray hairs because you didn't.
Speaker 2: You didn't you didn't have like a fucking beard in
Speaker 2: high school, I guess.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I found like one or two in my
Speaker 1: in my entire life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like it's the hairriiest people that, Like I said, like,
Speaker 2: I know a guy that he had a fucking beard
Speaker 2: when he was fifteen, and he's fucking grayish ship now.
Speaker 1: Because it's just like it's just a well of hair
Speaker 1: on the soul of my foot is gray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's really weird. I have I'm not
Speaker 2: harry shoulders. It's crazy but the hair here is brown.
Speaker 2: Some of the hair here, like over here, is brown.
Speaker 2: That's weird, and I just don't know why. I don't
Speaker 2: know what there is. You can't take out of it too.
Speaker 2: Even with what I'm talking about. Ethan Klein is a
Speaker 2: great example of that. He I don't think he was.
Speaker 2: He's not a hairy person, but he clearly got the
Speaker 2: short end of the stick in genetics where he grade.
Speaker 2: I think he started graying in his twenties. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think he was great. I've seen him. Yeah, So he's
Speaker 2: just genetically Taylor Hicks. That ship's crazy. He keeps all
Speaker 2: his hair. I believe Taylor Hicks. Man, it just doesn't
Speaker 2: seem real. Who's again, Uh? That guy from American Idol? Right,
Speaker 2: we're talking about that guy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, asking about Taylor Hicks. He's like an American
Speaker 1: Idol guy. He's the gray guy.
Speaker 2: He's a gray. He's actually a gray.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's a He's actually a Roswell alien.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely dreadful. You gray even have a voice box?
Speaker 2: Is that Simon Cowell you're talking about? Yeah, I can't
Speaker 2: do it. I haven't heard his voice in forever. I
Speaker 2: don't remember what he sounds like, would you be more
Speaker 2: accepting of seeing like a an extremely horrifying looking like
Speaker 2: demonic creature or a gray run through your living room
Speaker 2: like you're getting water come out your you're coming out
Speaker 2: of your bedroom, right, you're coming out of your bedroom. Right,
Speaker 2: You're gonna go to the bathroom, and you see a
Speaker 2: gray sprint right past like the hallway. I'll take that
Speaker 2: over a demonic thing that looks terrifying. I think I
Speaker 2: take the demonic thing. You're stupid, demonic, stupid person. The
Speaker 2: demonic thing feels less real, and I need that to
Speaker 2: lock in. I feel like a gray feels more real
Speaker 2: to me, and I'm just I'm not right. I would
Speaker 2: just take my chances with a gray because I'm assuming
Speaker 2: they're not like super powerful and dense like a demon
Speaker 2: would be. Usually. Usually demons are all jacked and huge
Speaker 2: and shipped like a body blow a demon until it
Speaker 2: does problem.
Speaker 1: Multiple multiple multiple gay beatles, several horny farmers and really
Speaker 1: strong one and silicious Selecious Crumb running a train on
Speaker 1: Kingston for spoiling expedition in thirty three.
Speaker 2: Probably Drip m H.
Speaker 1: The Lord of All Drip Beetle Hooker in his beetlefish nets,
Speaker 1: sucking beetle dick for beetle math so sad Oobie, won't
Speaker 1: you blow me?
Speaker 2: So gaped?
Speaker 1: They call him slip in Jimmy Kremlin the Grammlin five hundred,
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand page manifesto about molesting Sween the The
Speaker 1: amazing digital Circus is peak right now, Harry Rectum Kingston
Speaker 1: humor be like imagine if instead of SpongeBob square pints, it's.
Speaker 2: Sponging nig Bob.
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Speaker 10: five eighty three, wedge Slave five eighty three.
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Speaker 2: two years.
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Speaker 1: John Strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine. My favorite Doctor Hartman
Speaker 1: bit was when he's prescribing viagra as antidepressants. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. What are you showing him now? Kingston is
Speaker 1: showing a video?
Speaker 2: Why is he shooting to Derek? What he's dying? Fuck? Well?
Speaker 2: That that guy does so much pain? It's insane. What
Speaker 2: does it matter? Why? What does it matter? I don't know, Chris,
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Did you see that seventeen year
Speaker 2: old bodybuilder chick that?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean he's fine pre or ez H Blake a nine.
Speaker 2: Say, seventeen year old bodybuild that killed herself. That's unfortunately,
Speaker 2: well she didn't kill herself. Was actually the coach technically
Speaker 2: because like she's she was too she was going for
Speaker 2: max like too. She was super strong, seventeen probably like
Speaker 2: lived in Turkey or something like that, and uh, I
Speaker 2: think she was going for a max of like seven
Speaker 2: hundreds or something like that for seventeen. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's really strong. Thing is, she can't really reach the
Speaker 2: bar that well, So they put stacked rubber matt You've
Speaker 2: got to be fucking kidding me. Rubber matts, dude, So
Speaker 2: of course she slipped dead. They don't have the things,
Speaker 2: don't have the garters. Who it doesn't fall all the way. No,
Speaker 2: that guy killed her. Crazy. That is fucking insane months ago,
Speaker 2: like that sad man. It's just like it was so
Speaker 2: stupid that it's like, no one's gonna stop her stacked,
Speaker 2: Like the that much weight balancing on rubber mats is
Speaker 2: crazy on you. You're going to slip, You're just gonna
Speaker 2: shift you out of the way because you're not that Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was pretty cool. That's a kid. That's what makes
Speaker 2: even really sad. That's a little that's a young person.
Speaker 2: They got so much more life, Like.
Speaker 1: Nah, man, I got Lockjaw doing gravyard chiefs have dick
Speaker 1: sucking packt and all I got was Lockjaw's previously mentioned
Speaker 1: and yeah, who sounds like the guy from the Arby's Heads.
Speaker 2: I took her to my attic and I from robbys Arby,
Speaker 2: we have the digree Palestine is the equivalent of saying
Speaker 2: Heil Hitler in the modern world.
Speaker 3: I wish someone would have threw something at him, like
Speaker 3: a big ass watermelon, just like did he say that?
Speaker 2: Yes, out his own mouth.
Speaker 3: He said that he settled, He said he said a
Speaker 3: lot of stuff his own face. He said that that
Speaker 3: came out of his mouth. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All timeline Gears of War two where Dom finds
Speaker 1: his crepit wife and he proceeds to blow her back.
Speaker 2: Out right there. She's still alive too. She's like she's
Speaker 2: still alive and dick and everything, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, Sweeney spoils my parents death then kills them.
Speaker 2: Your parents died.
Speaker 1: Creator of the transparent pastor cleaning meta on YouTube. Creator
Speaker 1: of the transparent cleaning meta on YouTube. Have you seen
Speaker 1: that the trans transparent cleaning?
Speaker 2: It? Do me a favorite?
Speaker 1: Since you guys got your phones, look it up transparent
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Speaker 2: What is it? Just do it? Am I gonna hate this?
Speaker 1: I would be surprised. It's just kind of weird that
Speaker 1: it exists, but like it's not. It's definitely not hateable.
Speaker 2: It's like bitches wearing like transparent clothes. You got it, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: you got it. What is this?
Speaker 1: It's just it's porn basically what I could see.
Speaker 2: There's a locking in. Flip flip the camera, hip, flip it.
Speaker 2: Wat's on me? No not no, not when it's on you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: flip it my camera. Yes, I'm looking at a disclaimer.
Speaker 2: It's gonna get there. That so the algorithm doesn't get
Speaker 2: us in trouble. Motherfucker can't. Just oh no, this one
Speaker 2: just doesn't.
Speaker 1: Just watching it, not even you didn't click the right thing.
Speaker 1: You clicked on the one thing that isn't the thing.
Speaker 2: God, Well it's over, it's it's over. Just keep going, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you screw that like a.
Speaker 1: Hit man for material.
Speaker 2: That's more material, dude, I'm literally letting it, dass goofy.
Speaker 1: Jerking it with so much lotion my balls stopped being wrinkling.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Damn you pulled it off.
Speaker 1: Fucking de wrinkled your fucking balls. You steamed your balls.
Speaker 1: My AirPod died at work today and my phone played
Speaker 1: the RFK worm barrel bit out loud. Now my pharmacist
Speaker 1: is the RFK voice. That's awesome. I forgot the worm
Speaker 1: barrel bit. I don't even remember what that was.
Speaker 2: It is insane how little I remember. Man, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: there was like a barrel he had, like a barrel
Speaker 2: of worms or something.
Speaker 1: Harry Naber and the throat of GAG's caban. That's Ziggy
Speaker 1: Harry Harry Young Colin hanging himself on a ceiling fan
Speaker 1: Can fat, can fat? Even Kleine be called as a
Speaker 1: witness against the ozimpic cocaine Ethan Kline.
Speaker 2: He look, I don't want to, I don't mean to.
Speaker 1: Conspire or spread rumors, but like he's clearly on cocaine right,
Speaker 1: Like he's clearly doing coke. It it's every clip I
Speaker 1: see of him, he's sniffs like mega hard, every other
Speaker 1: like sentence.
Speaker 2: He has so no it's not no no no, no
Speaker 2: no no. He has torrettes. That is one thing. But
Speaker 2: it does look like he's strung out. It just does
Speaker 2: look like you know.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is like he's doing things that
Speaker 1: I've never seen him. I've been watching him a long time.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him seen it not have sniff and
Speaker 1: it's and it's not even like he's like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: under the weather like it's it's happening consistently.
Speaker 2: So he he lives, sorry, he lives in a place
Speaker 2: and rubbed shoulders with people that do party, you know party. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it wouldn't surprise me if it was cocaine. I
Speaker 2: also know there's certain uppers that can kind of destroy
Speaker 2: your nasal canal too, that you can snort stuff like
Speaker 2: that too. Yeah, So it could be anything like it
Speaker 2: could be just he could be one of those people
Speaker 2: that thinks he's doing better than I'm not doing cocaine,
Speaker 2: but he's like snorting zoloft or something.
Speaker 1: So it's like that, but something, it's something rights The
Speaker 1: sniffing is very obvious.
Speaker 2: The thing that annoys me is that, like his cruise,
Speaker 2: just watching him do that, that's the that's the that's
Speaker 2: the saddest aspect, you know. You know what at the
Speaker 2: very end of the debate with the hym and Sosan,
Speaker 2: like Hasan just said, hey, damn, please stop babing Ethan
Speaker 2: and then I'm not babing him, and it's like like,
Speaker 2: you know, he just got mad, I'm not babing him.
Speaker 2: It's like, bro, come on, yes, anyway, you know you want.
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