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Speaker 1: single day. Trisa's gonna share with us the first thing
Speaker 1: that made her laugh today. Maybe it'll make you laugh too.
Speaker 2: Maybe the doctor Pepper is addicted to me? Did y'all
Speaker 2: even consider that? Maybe it's not just me being addicted
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: One of the great things about our fitness journey over
Speaker 1: the last four or five months has been when you
Speaker 1: get to enjoy a doctor Pepper because you've had one
Speaker 1: for a month, Like I have maybe one a month,
Speaker 1: and I truly enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, And I don't feel bad about it at
Speaker 2: all when I drink him. Before, when I was drinking
Speaker 2: I'm kind of on the regular. Every time I got one,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I shouldn't drink this, and now I'm
Speaker 2: drinking it all.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how long your grape soda lasted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I saved it because that was my thing.
Speaker 2: Is I just at night, when we're finishing dinner and
Speaker 2: I'm shutting it down, I just need to have a
Speaker 2: little sweet taste of something, and I would go and
Speaker 2: I would just take one or two swigs of my
Speaker 2: grape soda.
Speaker 3: That was it, and that was it.
Speaker 2: That's all I needed last forever. I think there might
Speaker 2: even still be some in there, but it's probably off
Speaker 2: flat by now.
Speaker 1: To take you back to your childhood on the ranch.
Speaker 2: Yet, riding horses with my grandfather from our ranch to
Speaker 2: the Creedmore store, the little country store that was about
Speaker 2: a mile and a half away, and we literally would
Speaker 2: tire horses up out front and go in and get
Speaker 2: a grape sodah and joiner.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's any kids that still get to
Speaker 1: do stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's not in that area. Where
Speaker 2: my grandparents' ranch was was kind of the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: It's all grown up now. I feel like it's a
Speaker 2: lot more dangerous to do that. But the creed Moore
Speaker 2: store is still there. Did you know that we have
Speaker 2: a fifteen year old daughter. Did you know her little friend,
Speaker 2: Janeye is a rodeo girl ERL racer, so Theeril racer,
Speaker 2: And she showed me pictures. Wow, yeah, that's cool, she
Speaker 2: does it. I told her, I said, the first thing
Speaker 2: I need to know is what is the name of
Speaker 2: that work. He's beautiful, he is gorgeous. We gotta go
Speaker 2: watch her.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I we'd love to.
Speaker 1: It'd be a lot of fun. Hey, coming up on
Speaker 1: the show today, of course, Tricia has the story we love. Also,
Speaker 1: Tricia's a little treat for you. Your favorite person, Nate Bergatzi.
Speaker 1: We've got a clip from him for you, which is always.
Speaker 3: Funny, always makes me happy.
Speaker 1: So stay with us. We've got more coming up. We've
Speaker 1: got a chance for you to win a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's coming up at nine o'clock on Austin's eighties station
Speaker 1: one o three point one. Hey, it's sandy. You know.
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Speaker 1: You're Buffy the Vampire Slayer update, which I know you
Speaker 1: started your day just dying to know what in the
Speaker 1: world that.
Speaker 2: Was right or yeah, people were like had no idea'd
Speaker 2: get a Buffy update today.
Speaker 1: That's coming up in just a sec. Tricia, do you
Speaker 1: know who Christiano Ronaldo is?
Speaker 3: I do, soccer player, very good.
Speaker 1: One of the highest paid soccer players ever. Celebrates his
Speaker 1: fortieth birthday today.
Speaker 3: Really, he's really cute, Sandy.
Speaker 1: One hundred and thirty two million dollars.
Speaker 3: He's really rich.
Speaker 1: Yeah he I mean, I'm really solid with my masculine
Speaker 1: the unity. But that's a handsome man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It is a good looking business stories we love.
Speaker 2: So a Buffy the Vampire Slayer sequel series is close
Speaker 2: to happening, and Sarah Michelle Geller will be attached to it.
Speaker 1: She's working again. She's in Dexter Original Sin.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, all right, Oh that's writer, remember telling me
Speaker 2: that I like her.
Speaker 3: I didn't ever watch Buffy back in the day.
Speaker 2: It was on from ninety seven to two thousand and three,
Speaker 2: but the people who did loved it, And then it
Speaker 2: also got its own spinoff series, Angel, which I heard
Speaker 2: that was really good too. But apparently Hulu is about
Speaker 2: to place a pilot order for it. According to sources,
Speaker 2: it's going to focus on a new Slayer, but Sarah
Speaker 2: Michelle Geller will have a recurring role, and there's no
Speaker 2: word on what the news show will be called, or
Speaker 2: if there's any of the other actors original actors that
Speaker 2: will return to it. Josh Whedon, Josh Sweden will not
Speaker 2: be a directing it. But here's something I didn't know, Sandy.
Speaker 2: Here's a little fun fact. Did you know that Dolly
Speaker 2: Parton is involved with Buffy the Vampire Slayer? She always
Speaker 2: has been.
Speaker 1: Doesn't surprise me. She seems to be involved with everything true.
Speaker 2: She She's a producer through her production company sand Dollar
Speaker 2: and Dolly recently commented on the revival possibly happening.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, Dolly's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Who would have ever thought Dolly Parton will have anything
Speaker 2: to do with Buffy the Vampires?
Speaker 1: Right? I mean, just being Dolly should be enough, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like Mark, You're just Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2: But you know, our fifteen year old daughter and I
Speaker 2: constantly are looking for series to watch together, and we
Speaker 2: recently finished The Rocky. We're all caught up to the
Speaker 2: Rookie and I've been for some reason, just going through
Speaker 2: all the options that we have, Buffy stood out to
Speaker 2: me a couple of times.
Speaker 3: I might suggest that this is when we start.
Speaker 1: Do you think she'll like that?
Speaker 3: I think so. She likes kind of detectivey.
Speaker 2: Maybe she freaking loves Twilight, so she's fine with vampiress.
Speaker 1: All right, with the vampire all right. Well, it's always
Speaker 1: important to know what you guys said along. It's a
Speaker 1: big deal in our house. When these two are ready
Speaker 1: at night to watch TV, it's a whole Are you
Speaker 1: ready to start? Are you ready? I need five minutes?
Speaker 1: I needed blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: We got a planet.
Speaker 2: And if you notice that we were watching The Ricky
Speaker 2: right now, have you noticed our cop language?
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: We go to bed at night, we'll tell each other
Speaker 2: code for because that means everything's all good.
Speaker 3: We're fine.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all of our law enforcements out there
Speaker 1: doing the lord's work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they appreciate you.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the new Netflix special of Nate Bergazi,
Speaker 1: you need to do yourself a favorite. Watch it.
Speaker 3: Nate Bergazi funny, hilarious.
Speaker 1: Very funny. It's Tricia's favorite comedian, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get in good favor with Tricia. Yeah, so I've got
Speaker 1: a clip from him, Tricia laughing.
Speaker 2: Good for Sandy, Happy, wife, happy life, boy, It's.
Speaker 1: True, it's true. Right, no one can sour a room
Speaker 1: faster than an unhappy wife.
Speaker 3: That you're going to say, faster than me?
Speaker 1: Oh you, well, that's you in my life, boy, you
Speaker 1: can sour our room when you're not happy.
Speaker 2: Oh and it's not that I do anything, It's just
Speaker 2: that it's just the vibe that I give off.
Speaker 1: The only person that could top you and souring a
Speaker 1: room is my was my aunt Gail. Oh really, oh man,
Speaker 1: if she if you made her mad, she'd swell up
Speaker 1: like a toad, and just everybody was on edge really
Speaker 1: with her rip to the gale the Oma. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: here you go. Here's Nate Bergazi on where he lives
Speaker 1: and forgetting a very important day and daily life.
Speaker 4: So in our neighborhood, we live in a cool desac,
Speaker 4: which is very exciting because I grew up on a
Speaker 4: straight street and I always dreamed of living in a
Speaker 4: cool decac. You see them and you're like, can you
Speaker 4: imagine being up in one of those? We do all
Speaker 4: the cool desac stuff, you know, like if anybody comes
Speaker 4: down there, we're like, what do you do? Just any
Speaker 4: car like you better get out of our cal sack.
Speaker 4: We take a trash out one of the days. I
Speaker 4: don't know the day, but it's a day we're doing it.
Speaker 4: There is one day I know we forgot to take
Speaker 4: it out. A couple of weeks ago. That stress could
Speaker 4: break up a family. All week was like everybody, eat
Speaker 4: out of your hands. We had friends over, like put
Speaker 4: your trash in your pocket, sticking your home.
Speaker 1: Only Napor gods, he can make taking the trash out funny.
Speaker 2: He's hilarious. But you know, you and I lived on
Speaker 2: a cul de sac for a long time. We were
Speaker 2: just like that. We knew everybody in the street and
Speaker 2: there would be a little you see that car that
Speaker 2: just rode by like texting or look at stopping and
Speaker 2: looking to see what's going on.
Speaker 1: Going out. You'd see him drive by and I'd run out.
Speaker 3: In the driveway staying at the end.
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? You go back to your
Speaker 1: own neighborhood. Yeah, but get the trash out there. That
Speaker 1: is bad when you forget.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's smelly.
Speaker 1: It's quite a production around our house too, the trash,
Speaker 1: just getting it out there. I put something I have
Speaker 1: freezer trash, you know, stuff that if you put it
Speaker 1: in the trash. It would stink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's too long before the next trash today
Speaker 2: and you go ahead and put it in the trash,
Speaker 2: can't It's going to get gross.
Speaker 1: So I tempted it a little bit because I put
Speaker 1: it in this morning. Yeah, and it goes out tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: solid frozen should be okay.
Speaker 2: I think you're fine. I think you're pushing it if
Speaker 2: you put it in too much for that.
Speaker 1: But I did want to forget that was the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to forget it was there. It's
Speaker 1: trash talk on the Sandy Show. It's very thanks for
Speaker 1: being with us today. If you've got a comment about
Speaker 1: trash talk, you can text us at seven three seven
Speaker 1: three zero one ninety six hundred. Don't go anywhere. We
Speaker 1: got more coming up, Carrot, don't care. In just a moment,
Speaker 1: you know, I was thinking about this Trisha we've made
Speaker 1: Sonya the og air Goonger.
Speaker 3: Yeahh is the number one spot I know, but I.
Speaker 1: Feel like we got to put Chip in there. Who
Speaker 1: created the jingle?
Speaker 2: Right, what would it He created the jingle which has
Speaker 2: brought all of this on.
Speaker 1: He's the grand puba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a number. He gets a title title.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Chip's one of our co workers who's a brilliant man,
Speaker 1: always helpful. In fact, he helped me. I lost my
Speaker 1: access card, so I told him I've got digital Now
Speaker 1: it's a digital wallet. You're like a digital key. Yeah,
Speaker 1: use your phone instead of scanning your card. You just
Speaker 1: can use your phone.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Oh that's never.
Speaker 1: So shout out the chip. Here we go, get your
Speaker 1: air gone. Ready, Good job.
Speaker 3: Friends, A good one.
Speaker 1: We're in unison.
Speaker 3: Yeah, louder and louder each time like that. Here we go, Sandy,
Speaker 3: do you care? Don't care?
Speaker 2: To find out what percentage of people said they would
Speaker 2: tell a.
Speaker 3: Close friend that they got b oh, oh, I got
Speaker 3: the stink.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sixty seven percent said that they would tell a friend, look,
Speaker 2: you're stinky.
Speaker 1: You got the funk?
Speaker 3: It got the funk. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 3: Who's going to tell you?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I debate, Well, it's not like I have to
Speaker 1: do it very often, but they probably already know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they do.
Speaker 2: I think it's a little bit of the monkey house effect,
Speaker 2: because if you know, why do you not do anything
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 1: I worked with someone many, many, many years ago that
Speaker 1: we had to file a deal with HR because the
Speaker 1: studio stunk so bad. Ah, I'm like kid, And it
Speaker 1: wasn't just a one off thing. It was a consistent. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she just smelled. Ugh.
Speaker 3: Just put some deodorant on.
Speaker 1: Fide, friends, it feels good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does feel good.
Speaker 2: Fifty six percent of those people said they'd tell somebody
Speaker 2: they had bad breath.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's bad one. Yeah. I don't want that either.
Speaker 3: Don't want either one of those, all right, Sandy.
Speaker 1: I normally smell pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The other day though, I came in in your
Speaker 2: and I go, you just shower, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I had the funk.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was bad.
Speaker 2: I was sitting there just it's bad when you your own.
Speaker 3: Self smell it. Yeah, it's very pig past.
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uncomfortable. Do you care or don't care? Oh,
Speaker 3: my lord?
Speaker 2: To find out how much that box, which was actually
Speaker 2: a castle that Jaden Smith wore on his head to
Speaker 2: the Grammys Wearable Art, how much it cost?
Speaker 1: Hard? Don't care?
Speaker 3: Really, you don't want to be outraged with me?
Speaker 1: And how stupid, so stupid and dumb. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to give them any more.
Speaker 3: Attention than they And you don't want to know that
Speaker 3: you could buy.
Speaker 1: One for your so many times? Do I have to
Speaker 1: say hard? Don't care?
Speaker 3: All right? I feel like our listeners are feeling a
Speaker 3: little cheated right now.
Speaker 1: They got the Google machine. Tricia have a Google machine.
Speaker 2: I'm Sandy. Do you care or don't care? This is
Speaker 2: a story about my friend Jelly Roll, who I love.
Speaker 2: He and his wife Bunny, they got a new donkey.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know why they had to get
Speaker 2: a new donkey? There was some donkey drama going on
Speaker 2: at their farm in Tennessee.
Speaker 3: No, he did not eat one. Do you care? Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, So they have a donkey named Donkey. You know,
Speaker 3: they have this ranch.
Speaker 2: They're filling it up with pigs, mini cows, all kinds
Speaker 2: of animals. Donkey, the donkey sad withdrew out in the
Speaker 2: pasture by itself, didn't really connect with anybody. So they
Speaker 2: got a brand new donkey named Nova for their current
Speaker 2: donkey Donkey, and he instantly fell in love with her.
Speaker 2: And now they're friends and they walk around the property
Speaker 2: and he's as happy as he can do.
Speaker 1: So they're a couple now.
Speaker 2: No, they're friends. They're not a couple, but donkeys they bond.
Speaker 2: They're like they bond in pears. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 2: just so lonely. He was sad and instantly Nova the
Speaker 2: new donkey made him happy.
Speaker 1: That was wise of them to get to him a friend.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I just think that's sweet.
Speaker 1: But if he's anything like humans, he'll be putting the
Speaker 1: moves on him before.
Speaker 3: The boys can't be friends my.
Speaker 1: World, No, it's very difficult.
Speaker 3: Not a world. Wait a minute, huh. And you're saying
Speaker 3: not your world.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying in my world, in my past, it's
Speaker 1: been very difficult to just be friends with a girl,
Speaker 1: very hard. You're judging me.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm not judging you. I understand, I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like in the past, though, is what you're saying. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: friends that are girls still. I'm just asking that's okay,
Speaker 2: Yes I did, that's care, don't care? Coming up phrases
Speaker 2: that annoy everybody. Everybody, Stay with us, it's coming up. Ever,
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Speaker 2: It starts at seven o'clock. We'd love to hear from you, guys.
Speaker 2: Send us a text at seven three seven three zero
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Speaker 1: The Jamie and Sandy Hour now every day, Monday through
Speaker 1: Friday from seven until eight o'clock. If you missed it yesterday,
Speaker 1: here's something you missed about. Three years ago. Tricia gave
Speaker 1: me a gift that just keeps on giving. It started out,
Speaker 1: I think as a joke gift, but it's something I've
Speaker 1: taken very seriously. It's become an important part of my life.
Speaker 1: It's called the Diary of Perpetual Disappointments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it totally was a joke.
Speaker 2: It is the complete opposite of an inspirational journal, like
Speaker 2: where you write things down to remember you know, things.
Speaker 3: That are good and make you happy.
Speaker 2: This is a journal where Sandy can record all of
Speaker 2: his disappointments, all of his dislikes, things he should not
Speaker 2: have done, things he's bad at.
Speaker 3: People he hates.
Speaker 2: He records them so he can remember to be angry
Speaker 2: about these things.
Speaker 3: And it was a joke that he took it and
Speaker 3: ran with it.
Speaker 1: It's so healthy, isn't it. Would you like to know
Speaker 1: some of my previous entries. I'll just give you a
Speaker 1: few here. Some of my past entries are people I
Speaker 1: know I will never speak to again, things I know
Speaker 1: will be a failure, grudges I will always keep, things
Speaker 1: I will never organize. People I used to like but
Speaker 1: now I dislike them. Best guess when I'll die.
Speaker 3: Games you're bad at games, I must.
Speaker 1: Yep, games I'm bad at, and annoying conversations I have overheard.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be a nice little keepsake for your daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, Yeah, absolutely, she'll love having that.
Speaker 1: This is me how I remember my dad his diary
Speaker 1: of perpetual disappointments. But my latest entry is parts of
Speaker 1: my body that will never regain their form. Yeah. Like
Speaker 1: I was, I got out of the shower yesterday and
Speaker 1: I was in front of the mirror with my shirt off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, that chest is never going
Speaker 1: to look like it used to move. Yeah, I'm never
Speaker 1: going to be that guy that you see on Instagram
Speaker 1: that's got this great, you know, jacked up physique. And
Speaker 1: it's just the parts that are never going to be
Speaker 1: great again, you know what I mean. Like the glory
Speaker 1: days are are way behind me, so why even try
Speaker 1: just give up?
Speaker 3: You just get a red ball caps make my body
Speaker 3: great again, or maybe lift some weights every once in
Speaker 3: a while.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how you think it's gonna happen if
Speaker 2: you just are thinking about it being great again, I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think if I lifted all the weights Tricia,
Speaker 1: that it's gonna think.
Speaker 3: I think it's worth a try to try.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, you get to a certain age and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is it. That's what I got, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm working with, this is what I'm going to have.
Speaker 1: Might as well at least try to take care of
Speaker 1: it a little bit. This is early rast. JB. What
Speaker 1: part of his body hurts? Now we're talking about mine,
Speaker 1: which was never going to be the same. Sad, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's my entry in my diary of perpetual disappointments. I
Speaker 1: highly recommend each of you start one yourself. It's fun
Speaker 1: to look back on not interested.
Speaker 3: I mean, what positivity? Who needs that?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 4: My first entry would be not having the discipline to
Speaker 4: do a diary.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. We'll see on the radio every morning
Speaker 1: from six until ten on Austin's eighties station one O
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