WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.120 Hey, it's Sandy. And before we get to today's show, 2 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:03.919 just going to let you know that the JB and 3 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:07.400 Sandy Hour is now from seven until eight o'clock Monday 4 00:00:07.559 --> 00:00:10.759 through Friday. That's seven until eight o'clock Monday through Friday. 5 00:00:10.919 --> 00:00:13.640 And don't forget you can use your smart speaker to listen. 6 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:15.720 We've made it easier. All you have to do is 7 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:18.839 say play one oh three to one Austin. My name 8 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:21.280 is Sandy. This is my wife. Her name's Tricia. My friends, 9 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:23.160 shout out to all of you first part of the 10 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:25.719 show listeners, we love you guys. You're our favorites. Don't 11 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:28.679 tell the later listeners there reals incident. 12 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:33.479 And don't discuss this with the later listeners, right like, 13 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.280 don't you know, don't even try and bring it up. 14 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:38.479 Like if you have a coworker and you're an early 15 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:40.560 listener and you know they're a late listener, don't go 16 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:42.880 up to a pit Trician. Sandy said, we're there their favorite. 17 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:44.759 You don't say that, I mean, don't even bring it up. 18 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:48.119 Just that's just because we don't tell the later listeners 19 00:00:48.119 --> 00:00:49.000 that they're a favorite. 20 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.240 No, now, no, so just don't talk about it. 21 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.520 We reserve that for you people that are here right 22 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:56.039 at the very beginning of the show, and we'd love 23 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:57.920 to hear from you, So shoot us a text. Seven 24 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.840 three seven threes are a one ninety six hundred. That's 25 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:03.719 seven three seven threes or a one ninety six hundred. 26 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.200 You can find us on Instagram at the Sandy Show 27 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:09.959 Official Facebook is at The Sandy Show Radio and the 28 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:14.040 Last Housekeeping Issue. Grab the Sandy Show podcast where you 29 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:17.359 get your podcast just search the Sandy Shows available every 30 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:20.079 single day. Trisa's gonna share with us the first thing 31 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.040 that made her laugh today. Maybe it'll make you laugh too. 32 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:25.159 Maybe the doctor Pepper is addicted to me? Did y'all 33 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:28.879 even consider that? Maybe it's not just me being addicted 34 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:29.120 to it. 35 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.680 One of the great things about our fitness journey over 36 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.040 the last four or five months has been when you 37 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.680 get to enjoy a doctor Pepper because you've had one 38 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:38.760 for a month, Like I have maybe one a month, 39 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:40.480 and I truly enjoy it. 40 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:44.239 Yeah, Yes, And I don't feel bad about it at 41 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:46.760 all when I drink him. Before, when I was drinking 42 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.040 I'm kind of on the regular. Every time I got one, 43 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:51.120 I'd be like, I shouldn't drink this, and now I'm 44 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:52.319 drinking it all. 45 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:55.920 I couldn't believe how long your grape soda lasted. 46 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:59.439 Yeah, I know I saved it because that was my thing. 47 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:03.000 Is I just at night, when we're finishing dinner and 48 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:04.879 I'm shutting it down, I just need to have a 49 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:07.920 little sweet taste of something, and I would go and 50 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:10.360 I would just take one or two swigs of my 51 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:11.360 grape soda. 52 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:12.520 That was it, and that was it. 53 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.879 That's all I needed last forever. I think there might 54 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:16.439 even still be some in there, but it's probably off 55 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:17.080 flat by now. 56 00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:19.439 To take you back to your childhood on the ranch. 57 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:24.000 Yet, riding horses with my grandfather from our ranch to 58 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.479 the Creedmore store, the little country store that was about 59 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.800 a mile and a half away, and we literally would 60 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.000 tire horses up out front and go in and get 61 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.680 a grape sodah and joiner. 62 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:36.240 I wonder if there's any kids that still get to 63 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:37.159 do stuff like that. 64 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.599 I know, I know it's not in that area. Where 65 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:42.000 my grandparents' ranch was was kind of the middle of nowhere. 66 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:44.759 It's all grown up now. I feel like it's a 67 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:46.639 lot more dangerous to do that. But the creed Moore 68 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.240 store is still there. Did you know that we have 69 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:51.439 a fifteen year old daughter. Did you know her little friend, 70 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.479 Janeye is a rodeo girl ERL racer, so Theeril racer, 71 00:02:55.599 --> 00:02:58.479 And she showed me pictures. Wow, yeah, that's cool, she 72 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.520 does it. I told her, I said, the first thing 73 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.000 I need to know is what is the name of 74 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:05.439 that work. He's beautiful, he is gorgeous. We gotta go 75 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:05.879 watch her. 76 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:07.240 Oh yeah, I we'd love to. 77 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.120 It'd be a lot of fun. Hey, coming up on 78 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:13.280 the show today, of course, Tricia has the story we love. Also, 79 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.080 Tricia's a little treat for you. Your favorite person, Nate Bergatzi. 80 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:18.919 We've got a clip from him for you, which is always. 81 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:19.960 Funny, always makes me happy. 82 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.599 So stay with us. We've got more coming up. We've 83 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:24.520 got a chance for you to win a thousand dollars. 84 00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:27.319 It's coming up at nine o'clock on Austin's eighties station 85 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:29.560 one o three point one. Hey, it's sandy. You know. 86 00:03:29.599 --> 00:03:32.080 February means a lot of things for a lot of people. 87 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.479 February means Valentine's Day, which is a time to think 88 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:38.439 about your favorite people and why you might not think 89 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:40.879 of romance. When you think about your roof. 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And you know these days there are a 100 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:14.680 lot of roofing companies, but there's only one kangar Roof. 101 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.319 If you can't tell I really appreciate them, I bet 102 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:20.560 you'll really like them too. So give them a call 103 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:24.120 and you two might start thinking differently about your roof. 104 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:31.000 Find them online at call kangaroof dot com. Tristan's got 105 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.879 the story we love in just a moment you have 106 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:35.879 You're Buffy the Vampire Slayer update, which I know you 107 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.439 started your day just dying to know what in the 108 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:38.959 world that. 109 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:42.079 Was right or yeah, people were like had no idea'd 110 00:04:42.079 --> 00:04:43.600 get a Buffy update today. 111 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.639 That's coming up in just a sec. Tricia, do you 112 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:47.720 know who Christiano Ronaldo is? 113 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:50.519 I do, soccer player, very good. 114 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.000 One of the highest paid soccer players ever. Celebrates his 115 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:55.399 fortieth birthday today. 116 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:57.519 Really, he's really cute, Sandy. 117 00:04:57.600 --> 00:04:59.600 One hundred and thirty two million dollars. 118 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:00.959 He's really rich. 119 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:04.240 Yeah he I mean, I'm really solid with my masculine 120 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:06.399 the unity. But that's a handsome man. 121 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:06.720 Yeah. 122 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:09.319 It is a good looking business stories we love. 123 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:13.720 So a Buffy the Vampire Slayer sequel series is close 124 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:17.560 to happening, and Sarah Michelle Geller will be attached to it. 125 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:20.120 She's working again. She's in Dexter Original Sin. 126 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:24.279 Really yeah, all right, Oh that's writer, remember telling me 127 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:25.079 that I like her. 128 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:27.360 I didn't ever watch Buffy back in the day. 129 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:29.800 It was on from ninety seven to two thousand and three, 130 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:32.800 but the people who did loved it, And then it 131 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.839 also got its own spinoff series, Angel, which I heard 132 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:39.759 that was really good too. But apparently Hulu is about 133 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:42.680 to place a pilot order for it. According to sources, 134 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:47.680 it's going to focus on a new Slayer, but Sarah 135 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:50.480 Michelle Geller will have a recurring role, and there's no 136 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:52.879 word on what the news show will be called, or 137 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:55.319 if there's any of the other actors original actors that 138 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:58.839 will return to it. Josh Whedon, Josh Sweden will not 139 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:02.920 be a directing it. But here's something I didn't know, Sandy. 140 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:05.399 Here's a little fun fact. Did you know that Dolly 141 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.680 Parton is involved with Buffy the Vampire Slayer? She always 142 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:09.000 has been. 143 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:12.079 Doesn't surprise me. She seems to be involved with everything true. 144 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:15.920 She She's a producer through her production company sand Dollar 145 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.920 and Dolly recently commented on the revival possibly happening. 146 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:22.519 Really, Yeah, Dolly's everywhere. 147 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:24.720 Who would have ever thought Dolly Parton will have anything 148 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:25.879 to do with Buffy the Vampires? 149 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:29.360 Right? I mean, just being Dolly should be enough, right, 150 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:31.600 you know what I mean? Like Mark, You're just Dolly Parton. 151 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:34.319 But you know, our fifteen year old daughter and I 152 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:38.199 constantly are looking for series to watch together, and we 153 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:40.360 recently finished The Rocky. We're all caught up to the 154 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:43.480 Rookie and I've been for some reason, just going through 155 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:45.959 all the options that we have, Buffy stood out to 156 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:46.720 me a couple of times. 157 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.399 I might suggest that this is when we start. 158 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:50.240 Do you think she'll like that? 159 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:53.079 I think so. She likes kind of detectivey. 160 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:59.680 Maybe she freaking loves Twilight, so she's fine with vampiress. 161 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:01.360 All right, with the vampire all right. Well, it's always 162 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:03.000 important to know what you guys said along. It's a 163 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:04.879 big deal in our house. When these two are ready 164 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:06.720 at night to watch TV, it's a whole Are you 165 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:08.800 ready to start? Are you ready? I need five minutes? 166 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:09.920 I needed blah blah blah blah. 167 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:10.600 We got a planet. 168 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:13.199 And if you notice that we were watching The Ricky 169 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:15.079 right now, have you noticed our cop language? 170 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:16.160 Yes, I have. 171 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:17.600 We go to bed at night, we'll tell each other 172 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.879 code for because that means everything's all good. 173 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:20.680 We're fine. 174 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:23.199 Shout out to all of our law enforcements out there 175 00:07:23.399 --> 00:07:25.360 doing the lord's work. 176 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:26.839 Yeah, they appreciate you. 177 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:32.600 If you haven't seen the new Netflix special of Nate Bergazi, 178 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.000 you need to do yourself a favorite. Watch it. 179 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:38.319 Nate Bergazi funny, hilarious. 180 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:40.120 Very funny. It's Tricia's favorite comedian, and I'm trying to 181 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:42.839 get in good favor with Tricia. Yeah, so I've got 182 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:44.920 a clip from him, Tricia laughing. 183 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:49.360 Good for Sandy, Happy, wife, happy life, boy, It's. 184 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:52.480 True, it's true. Right, no one can sour a room 185 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:54.600 faster than an unhappy wife. 186 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:56.279 That you're going to say, faster than me? 187 00:07:56.480 --> 00:07:58.720 Oh you, well, that's you in my life, boy, you 188 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:00.560 can sour our room when you're not happy. 189 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:02.959 Oh and it's not that I do anything, It's just 190 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:05.240 that it's just the vibe that I give off. 191 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:07.959 The only person that could top you and souring a 192 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:11.720 room is my was my aunt Gail. Oh really, oh man, 193 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:14.879 if she if you made her mad, she'd swell up 194 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:20.000 like a toad, and just everybody was on edge really 195 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:24.759 with her rip to the gale the Oma. Yeah, right, 196 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:27.519 here you go. Here's Nate Bergazi on where he lives 197 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:30.560 and forgetting a very important day and daily life. 198 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.639 So in our neighborhood, we live in a cool desac, 199 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:37.200 which is very exciting because I grew up on a 200 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:42.039 straight street and I always dreamed of living in a 201 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:45.279 cool decac. You see them and you're like, can you 202 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:50.200 imagine being up in one of those? We do all 203 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:53.120 the cool desac stuff, you know, like if anybody comes 204 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:59.039 down there, we're like, what do you do? Just any 205 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:02.440 car like you better get out of our cal sack. 206 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:08.480 We take a trash out one of the days. I 207 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:10.919 don't know the day, but it's a day we're doing it. 208 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:13.720 There is one day I know we forgot to take 209 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:16.320 it out. A couple of weeks ago. That stress could 210 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:21.879 break up a family. All week was like everybody, eat 211 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:27.279 out of your hands. We had friends over, like put 212 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.039 your trash in your pocket, sticking your home. 213 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:34.639 Only Napor gods, he can make taking the trash out funny. 214 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.320 He's hilarious. But you know, you and I lived on 215 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:39.279 a cul de sac for a long time. We were 216 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:41.759 just like that. We knew everybody in the street and 217 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:43.519 there would be a little you see that car that 218 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:46.480 just rode by like texting or look at stopping and 219 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:47.919 looking to see what's going on. 220 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:50.200 Going out. You'd see him drive by and I'd run out. 221 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:51.480 In the driveway staying at the end. 222 00:09:51.559 --> 00:09:53.240 What are you doing here? You go back to your 223 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:57.000 own neighborhood. Yeah, but get the trash out there. That 224 00:09:57.120 --> 00:09:58.120 is bad when you forget. 225 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:00.679 Yeah, it's smelly. 226 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:03.399 It's quite a production around our house too, the trash, 227 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.440 just getting it out there. I put something I have 228 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:07.919 freezer trash, you know, stuff that if you put it 229 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:08.879 in the trash. It would stink. 230 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.720 Yeah, if it's too long before the next trash today 231 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:13.320 and you go ahead and put it in the trash, 232 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:14.440 can't It's going to get gross. 233 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:16.399 So I tempted it a little bit because I put 234 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:21.519 it in this morning. Yeah, and it goes out tonight. Yeah, 235 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:23.679 solid frozen should be okay. 236 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:25.840 I think you're fine. I think you're pushing it if 237 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:27.399 you put it in too much for that. 238 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:29.919 But I did want to forget that was the thing. Yeah, 239 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:31.799 I just don't want to forget it was there. It's 240 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:34.320 trash talk on the Sandy Show. It's very thanks for 241 00:10:34.360 --> 00:10:36.759 being with us today. If you've got a comment about 242 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:39.639 trash talk, you can text us at seven three seven 243 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:43.159 three zero one ninety six hundred. Don't go anywhere. We 244 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.519 got more coming up, Carrot, don't care. In just a moment, 245 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.799 you know, I was thinking about this Trisha we've made 246 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:50.799 Sonya the og air Goonger. 247 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:53.279 Yeahh is the number one spot I know, but I. 248 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:55.200 Feel like we got to put Chip in there. Who 249 00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:56.759 created the jingle? 250 00:10:57.320 --> 00:11:00.879 Right, what would it He created the jingle which has 251 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:02.279 brought all of this on. 252 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:03.879 He's the grand puba. 253 00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:06.799 Yeah, it's not a number. He gets a title title. 254 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.519 Yeah. Chip's one of our co workers who's a brilliant man, 255 00:11:10.039 --> 00:11:12.759 always helpful. In fact, he helped me. I lost my 256 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:16.360 access card, so I told him I've got digital Now 257 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:22.039 it's a digital wallet. You're like a digital key. Yeah, 258 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:24.639 use your phone instead of scanning your card. You just 259 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:25.320 can use your phone. 260 00:11:25.320 --> 00:11:25.440 Now. 261 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:27.320 Oh that's never. 262 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:29.120 So shout out the chip. Here we go, get your 263 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:48.639 air gone. Ready, Good job. 264 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:49.639 Friends, A good one. 265 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:51.480 We're in unison. 266 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:56.399 Yeah, louder and louder each time like that. Here we go, Sandy, 267 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:57.720 do you care? Don't care? 268 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:00.279 To find out what percentage of people said they would 269 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:01.120 tell a. 270 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:04.720 Close friend that they got b oh, oh, I got 271 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:05.320 the stink. 272 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.279 I'll tell you. 273 00:12:06.919 --> 00:12:07.159 Yeah. 274 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:10.759 Sixty seven percent said that they would tell a friend, look, 275 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:11.679 you're stinky. 276 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:12.679 You got the funk? 277 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:15.120 It got the funk. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you. 278 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:15.960 Who's going to tell you? 279 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:17.720 Sometimes I debate, Well, it's not like I have to 280 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:19.360 do it very often, but they probably already know. 281 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:21.320 I don't know if they do. 282 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:23.919 I think it's a little bit of the monkey house effect, 283 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:26.559 because if you know, why do you not do anything 284 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:27.039 about it? 285 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:29.600 I worked with someone many, many, many years ago that 286 00:12:29.679 --> 00:12:32.720 we had to file a deal with HR because the 287 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:35.720 studio stunk so bad. Ah, I'm like kid, And it 288 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:38.840 wasn't just a one off thing. It was a consistent. Yeah. 289 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.840 And she just smelled. Ugh. 290 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:42.759 Just put some deodorant on. 291 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.399 Fide, friends, it feels good. 292 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:45.440 Yeah, it does feel good. 293 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:47.639 Fifty six percent of those people said they'd tell somebody 294 00:12:47.639 --> 00:12:48.440 they had bad breath. 295 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:51.320 Oh, that's bad one. Yeah. I don't want that either. 296 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:53.919 Don't want either one of those, all right, Sandy. 297 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:55.200 I normally smell pretty good. 298 00:12:55.639 --> 00:12:58.600 Yeah. The other day though, I came in in your 299 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:00.320 and I go, you just shower, and you're like, yeah, 300 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:01.480 I had the funk. 301 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:02.519 Oh yeah, I was bad. 302 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:07.240 I was sitting there just it's bad when you your own. 303 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:08.799 Self smell it. Yeah, it's very pig past. 304 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:09.799 It's uncomfortable. 305 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:13.200 Yeah, it's uncomfortable. Do you care or don't care? Oh, 306 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:13.720 my lord? 307 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:17.200 To find out how much that box, which was actually 308 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:19.879 a castle that Jaden Smith wore on his head to 309 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:22.720 the Grammys Wearable Art, how much it cost? 310 00:13:23.399 --> 00:13:24.720 Hard? Don't care? 311 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:26.399 Really, you don't want to be outraged with me? 312 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:30.320 And how stupid, so stupid and dumb. No, I don't 313 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:31.480 want to give them any more. 314 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:33.360 Attention than they And you don't want to know that 315 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:34.039 you could buy. 316 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:35.720 One for your so many times? Do I have to 317 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:38.240 say hard? Don't care? 318 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:41.840 All right? I feel like our listeners are feeling a 319 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:42.759 little cheated right now. 320 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:46.320 They got the Google machine. Tricia have a Google machine. 321 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:49.000 I'm Sandy. Do you care or don't care? This is 322 00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:51.399 a story about my friend Jelly Roll, who I love. 323 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:54.720 He and his wife Bunny, they got a new donkey. 324 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:57.480 Do you want to know why they had to get 325 00:13:57.480 --> 00:14:00.240 a new donkey? There was some donkey drama going on 326 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:02.559 at their farm in Tennessee. 327 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:06.120 No, he did not eat one. Do you care? Yeah, 328 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:09.799 all right, So they have a donkey named Donkey. You know, 329 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:10.559 they have this ranch. 330 00:14:10.600 --> 00:14:13.759 They're filling it up with pigs, mini cows, all kinds 331 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:18.200 of animals. Donkey, the donkey sad withdrew out in the 332 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.759 pasture by itself, didn't really connect with anybody. So they 333 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:23.720 got a brand new donkey named Nova for their current 334 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:27.000 donkey Donkey, and he instantly fell in love with her. 335 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:29.360 And now they're friends and they walk around the property 336 00:14:29.399 --> 00:14:30.559 and he's as happy as he can do. 337 00:14:30.879 --> 00:14:31.840 So they're a couple now. 338 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:36.639 No, they're friends. They're not a couple, but donkeys they bond. 339 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:40.200 They're like they bond in pears. Yeah, and he was 340 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:43.000 just so lonely. He was sad and instantly Nova the 341 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:44.039 new donkey made him happy. 342 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:45.840 That was wise of them to get to him a friend. 343 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:46.559 I know. 344 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:47.759 I just think that's sweet. 345 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:50.039 But if he's anything like humans, he'll be putting the 346 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:51.039 moves on him before. 347 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.679 The boys can't be friends my. 348 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:55.679 World, No, it's very difficult. 349 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:59.840 Not a world. Wait a minute, huh. And you're saying 350 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:00.840 not your world. 351 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:03.279 I'm just saying in my world, in my past, it's 352 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.440 been very difficult to just be friends with a girl, 353 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:08.519 very hard. You're judging me. 354 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:11.159 I know, I'm not judging you. I understand, I get it. 355 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:14.559 I'm just like in the past, though, is what you're saying. Yeah, okay, 356 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:17.799 friends that are girls still. I'm just asking that's okay, 357 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:21.480 Yes I did, that's care, don't care? Coming up phrases 358 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:24.799 that annoy everybody. Everybody, Stay with us, it's coming up. Ever, 359 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:26.519 getting ready to start with the Jam and Sandy Hour. 360 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:28.840 It starts at seven o'clock. We'd love to hear from you, guys. 361 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:31.080 Send us a text at seven three seven three zero 362 00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:34.440 one ninety six hundred. Hi, today is going to be 363 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:35.399 seventy nine. 364 00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:38.440 The Jamie and Sandy Hour now every day, Monday through 365 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:42.360 Friday from seven until eight o'clock. If you missed it yesterday, 366 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:45.639 here's something you missed about. Three years ago. Tricia gave 367 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:48.200 me a gift that just keeps on giving. It started out, 368 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.600 I think as a joke gift, but it's something I've 369 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:53.279 taken very seriously. It's become an important part of my life. 370 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:57.720 It's called the Diary of Perpetual Disappointments. 371 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:59.759 Yeah, it totally was a joke. 372 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:03.399 It is the complete opposite of an inspirational journal, like 373 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:06.639 where you write things down to remember you know, things. 374 00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:08.000 That are good and make you happy. 375 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.000 This is a journal where Sandy can record all of 376 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:14.240 his disappointments, all of his dislikes, things he should not 377 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:16.679 have done, things he's bad at. 378 00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:17.759 People he hates. 379 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:21.159 He records them so he can remember to be angry 380 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:22.120 about these things. 381 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:25.039 And it was a joke that he took it and 382 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:26.519 ran with it. 383 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:28.399 It's so healthy, isn't it. Would you like to know 384 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:30.799 some of my previous entries. I'll just give you a 385 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:34.200 few here. Some of my past entries are people I 386 00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:38.000 know I will never speak to again, things I know 387 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:44.039 will be a failure, grudges I will always keep, things 388 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:48.360 I will never organize. People I used to like but 389 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:55.080 now I dislike them. Best guess when I'll die. 390 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:58.559 Games you're bad at games, I must. 391 00:16:58.440 --> 00:17:02.679 Yep, games I'm bad at, and annoying conversations I have overheard. 392 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:06.960 So it's gonna be a nice little keepsake for your daughter. 393 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:11.519 Oh yeah, for sure, Yeah, absolutely, she'll love having that. 394 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.279 This is me how I remember my dad his diary 395 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:20.160 of perpetual disappointments. But my latest entry is parts of 396 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:26.039 my body that will never regain their form. Yeah. Like 397 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:28.440 I was, I got out of the shower yesterday and 398 00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:30.599 I was in front of the mirror with my shirt off, 399 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:35.960 and I was like, yeah, that chest is never going 400 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:43.079 to look like it used to move. Yeah, I'm never 401 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:45.160