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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a Wednesday. It's been such a great hump day.

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<v Speaker 1>If you miss the show, go download a podcast of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy yourself. This hour, we're gonna it'll be about immigration,

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<v Speaker 1>but not as much about that. It's gonna be more

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<v Speaker 1>about how the communists work. There's another great example that

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to that here in just a couple minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do some emails inflation. It's bad talking about reversing

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<v Speaker 1>the birth rate of a country. All that and probably

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<v Speaker 1>more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. Now again, they create, they pay for, they

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<v Speaker 1>organize so much of what you see, and they make

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<v Speaker 1>it feel real. It doesn't just have to do with

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<v Speaker 1>street activism. This is something I talk about often. You

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<v Speaker 1>turn on the news and you see, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're rioting for George Floyd to Minneapolis and New York,

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<v Speaker 1>in la in Atlanta. All these people must be really

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<v Speaker 1>mad about racism in America. In fact, there must be

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of racism whall, I can't believe it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what they want you to think. In reality, a vast

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<v Speaker 1>spider web, a network of communist groups funded mostly by

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<v Speaker 1>communist billionaires, pay for and organize that activity. But it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't just apply to the street animals when they're out

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<v Speaker 1>there rating foot locker. It applies to more. As you

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<v Speaker 1>are well aware, the system is desperately trying to bring

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<v Speaker 1>in as many barbarians from foreign lands as they can

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<v Speaker 1>to take away your country from you. They've dedicated themselves

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<v Speaker 1>to that for four years. You're not alone. The poor

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<v Speaker 1>people in Britain, same thing's happening there, poor people in Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>We have many people listening right now from Canada saying

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<v Speaker 1>things happening there. All across Western civilization. The plan was

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<v Speaker 1>open up the borders, bring the barbarians in, because they

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<v Speaker 1>will eventually outnumber these annoying patriotic citizens and we will

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<v Speaker 1>get to do whatever we want to this country. That

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<v Speaker 1>has been the plan. They've been fairly open and honest

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<v Speaker 1>about it. That's why you have San Diego County coming

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<v Speaker 1>out and saying we're going to be a super sanctuary place.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be noted. Their sheriff, this lady came out and said, ah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not. Actually let me push back on that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're really not. But that's why there is a plan.

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<v Speaker 1>We brought in all these barbarians, millions and millions of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's working. We're pricing people out of housing, pricing people

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<v Speaker 1>out of healthcare, We're filling the country up with rapists

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<v Speaker 1>and murderers. It's all going, well, what's this? They want

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<v Speaker 1>to reverse it? No, we have to keep the barbarians here.

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<v Speaker 1>And so Democrats brought out an expert. He's an immigration

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer and economics expert, you see, and he gave some

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<v Speaker 1>testimony yesterday, and he gave this testimony, and the Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>blasted this all across their social media. This guy sounds

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sharp and like he knows what he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path.

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<v Speaker 1>We can also sounds like you need some shock, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's another story.

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<v Speaker 3>S Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,

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<v Speaker 3>we can instead crack down.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you sorry? I didn't mean to interrupt the

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<v Speaker 1>fat finger the wrong button.

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<v Speaker 3>Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,

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<v Speaker 3>we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,

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<v Speaker 3>and build American prosperity by providing on documented immigrants a

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<v Speaker 3>way to fix their papers.

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<v Speaker 1>The choice is clear. I'll go ahead and stop it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just leave it at there. But maybe you saw

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<v Speaker 1>that turbo nerd and you thought, well, I disagree with him,

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<v Speaker 1>but obviously he's highly educated, knows what he's talking about. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to give credit where it's due, my buddy Will, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what's he called now, Randoland? He has a

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<v Speaker 1>website that's wonderful. Pause on this. You need to go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and give this a really solid shout out. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to impress your friends with all the things

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<v Speaker 1>you know that they don't Randoland? I think it's dot us,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Chris randolandt Us Randoland, dot Us, My buddy Will,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his website. He's always finding these horrible things they're

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<v Speaker 1>spending your money on, and it's all right there on

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<v Speaker 1>his website. Go read it, highly recommend it. And so

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<v Speaker 1>he dug this little tidbit up. You heard that fruitcake

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<v Speaker 1>on there. Here's what he found out. The dude is

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<v Speaker 1>barely a lawyer. He majored in East Asian studies. He

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<v Speaker 1>works for a left wing five oh one C three.

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<v Speaker 1>This comes back to the funded part. He works for

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<v Speaker 1>a five oh one SE three remember A five oh

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<v Speaker 1>one C three is a nonprofit not supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>political at all, but of course the commune ones are

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<v Speaker 1>very very political. It reported sixteen point six million in

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<v Speaker 1>revenue in twenty twenty two. This humble nonprofit brought in

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen point six million dollars in revenue in twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who this guy works for. Oh and that sixteen million,

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<v Speaker 1>two million of it comes from the Open Society Foundation.

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<v Speaker 1>If that sounds familiar, that's George Soros's foundation. So again,

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<v Speaker 1>to break this down more simply, as we have many

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<v Speaker 1>times before, you have a communist like Soros. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>the only Kami billionaire. It's just he's the one that

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<v Speaker 1>most people know, so we'll use him for our purposes.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a dirty communist like George Soros and now

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<v Speaker 1>his fruitcake son, all this money there. They have a goal.

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<v Speaker 1>Their goal is to burn down the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Soils has been very honest about that. He hates the West,

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to burn How do you go about that, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a variety of things you can do. But one

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<v Speaker 1>of the main things you can do is, you see,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the man, he's got the money. He starts

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<v Speaker 1>in organization, the Open Society Foundation. Billions and billions of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars poured into the Open Society Foundation. But the Open

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<v Speaker 1>Society Foundation can and does give out large quantities of

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<v Speaker 1>money itself to this organization or that organization or that organization,

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<v Speaker 1>and it found this wonderful five oh one c three

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<v Speaker 1>that's all about open borders, and it takes two million

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<v Speaker 1>of those billions and ensures that this nonprofit doing the

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<v Speaker 1>good work that a charity does is well well funded.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this charity, this nonprofit, they have an expert. You see,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in house, but they have an expert. Democrats need

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<v Speaker 1>an immigration expert to go on TV and talk about

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<v Speaker 1>why you shouldn't have borders. Well you simply go grab

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<v Speaker 1>the COMI expert who's funded by George Soros, plant him

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<v Speaker 1>in a chair in Congress, put a microphone in front

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<v Speaker 1>of his face, and he gets to sit there and

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<v Speaker 1>sound like Pete Buddha Jeedge after we sucked on a

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<v Speaker 1>helium balloon and tell you why everyone deserves accura.

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<v Speaker 3>Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,

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<v Speaker 3>we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of

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<v Speaker 3>families and build American prosperity by providing the documented immigrants

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<v Speaker 3>a way to fix their papers. The choice is.

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<v Speaker 1>Clear headline from the New York Times, recent immigration surge

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<v Speaker 1>has been the largest in US history, surpassing the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Immigration Boom of the late eighteen hundreds and early nineteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden and the communists who surround him remade the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America in four years. And that is

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<v Speaker 1>why I just you know that anyone who's listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the show for long enough knows I'm perfectly willing and

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<v Speaker 1>happy to blast away at Trump when he does something

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<v Speaker 1>stupid or awful. I am so impressed right now. His

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<v Speaker 1>transition looks to be professional and on point. His cabinet positions,

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<v Speaker 1>these people he's putting up for these important positions, have

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part, not universal, for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>been dynamite, and his public rhetoric has not backed off

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<v Speaker 1>one iota from his campaign promises, not one little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>not one little bit of a well, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we don't. Mass deportation doesn't have to be that big.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how they all do it, and frankly, how

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<v Speaker 1>he did it the very first time. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna try to do it. There's been none of that.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything, he's tripled down on a no, you have

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<v Speaker 1>mass deportation, or you don't have a country anymore. We

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<v Speaker 1>are doing this. We are going to do whatever we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump Trump quadrupled down and came out and said birthright

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<v Speaker 1>citizenship is ridiculous. Then I'll be stopping that too, which

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<v Speaker 1>of course he's correct on. They look like they know,

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<v Speaker 1>either you seal that border and get these freaking people

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<v Speaker 1>out of our country, or we don't have one anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What Joe Biden did in his four years is the

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<v Speaker 1>most evil thing that's ever been done in the history

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<v Speaker 1>of the presidency. That include well, yeah, that pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>is everything. I have to be honest with you, when

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<v Speaker 1>you think about intentionally flooding your country with twenty million foreigners,

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<v Speaker 1>doing that on purpose is evil. And Joe Biden should

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<v Speaker 1>go to prison right next to Christopher Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we won't, but what he's done, he certainly

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<v Speaker 1>deserves it. All Right, we'll do some emails and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about birthrate problems and inflation problems, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're eating people in Haiti again and all that and more.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>reminding you that tomorrow's an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and

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<v Speaker 1>you can get your questions emailed in now to Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You want to know how

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<v Speaker 1>well your blender works for margarita's, Chris, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>confession to make you ready for this. I have never

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<v Speaker 1>made a margarita in my lifetime. I've never not even

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<v Speaker 1>on the rocks, and in fact, I'm not even totally

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<v Speaker 1>sure what's in it. I understand, I understand I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>catch the meat. I get that. I have had margarita's

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<v Speaker 1>in the past. I know what they taste like. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>famous for my amazing order of getting not on the rocks,

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<v Speaker 1>not frozen, half frozen. Of course, that's how the pros

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Don't make that face, Chris, that is how

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<v Speaker 1>the pros do it. I don't even know what's in one.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never made one myself, and you know, it drives

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<v Speaker 1>my Mexican buddy Luis insane. It drives him insane because,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can imagine, being a Mexican, he takes his

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<v Speaker 1>friggin margaritas seriously it's not we're not talking mixed from

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<v Speaker 1>the grocery store. He's pulling out fresh fruits and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that and throwing everything in there. And several times

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<v Speaker 1>he's been no, no, you got to come over here

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<v Speaker 1>and pay attention to my Why that's what I have

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<v Speaker 1>you for. You're the Mexican, you figure it out. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the one that has to figure it out. If

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<v Speaker 1>you need a good hot dog, you come to me

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm white trash. If I need a margarita, you're

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<v Speaker 1>the Mexican, you make the margarita. And I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good relationship. What Chris, what do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>goes in him? Is he accepting students? Well not, Look, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to honor. You have to honola them. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna do for you. Speaking of people who have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of babies. We are not the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America. And this is it's funny. I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my oldest son, James's he thinks about this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking about Japan, the various things Japan is doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was dummy, Hey, Dad, did you hear Japan is

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to a shorter work week. Trying to encourage

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<v Speaker 1>young people to have more babies. And I saw this

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<v Speaker 1>is from the Moscow Times. To hope it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy publication. The eleven Russian regions to pay female students

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<v Speaker 1>for early motherhood. They're going to pay women to have babies.

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<v Speaker 1>And I am fascinated by this subject of birth rates

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<v Speaker 1>in nations. I don't know how to fix the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>to reverse this problem. And we have the same problem

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<v Speaker 1>here in America. Now. Our problem is not as severe

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<v Speaker 1>enough babies out there. It's a huge issue. But our problem,

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<v Speaker 1>it's approaching it for sure. And I don't pretend to

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<v Speaker 1>which is tomorrow. I don't pretend to have all the answers,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy to see what happens and look at There

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<v Speaker 1>dying off. Holy crap, is that true? Chris, Jewish producer

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<v Speaker 1>Chris just looked it up. Japan's point seven per year.

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<v Speaker 1>Point seven. That's what their birth rate is. Now you need,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, a birth rate slightly above two to

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<v Speaker 1>continue as a country. There's this point seven sucks. It

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<v Speaker 1>is that Jesse Kelly's show on a Wednesday. Remember if

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<v Speaker 1>us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four

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<v Speaker 2>Three Jesse, could you give us a sentence or two

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<v Speaker 2>and you get a chance on how the federal government

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<v Speaker 2>confiscated millions of acres of state lands and then calling

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<v Speaker 2>it like a park or something, and they're mismanaging the

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<v Speaker 2>forest anyway. They can't handle it properly. The Parks Department

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<v Speaker 2>of said past devastating forest fires are natural. They wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>let the people clear out the beetle killed the dead trees,

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<v Speaker 2>so wipes out our forest. Be great for Trump to

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<v Speaker 2>try to give back federal land to the states to

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<v Speaker 1>Want to see A jaw dropping map. A jaw dropping map.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not driving, pull up your phone, your iPad, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't act like you don't have your phone in your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you do, pull up your phone and look

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<v Speaker 1>up map United States, map of Federal lands. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>the western United States of America. It's it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. They just they kind of have the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's all kinds of stuff back east too, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but out west it's just theirs. They just took it all.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are a lot of things I could say

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<v Speaker 1>about this right now. Again, if you told the founding

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<v Speaker 1>fathers that the federal government would be the largest landholder

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<v Speaker 1>in the country, they would have just stopped the revolution

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<v Speaker 1>and left the country in Britain's hands. They'd be mortified

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<v Speaker 1>by the fact that we allowed that. But this is again,

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<v Speaker 1>this is remember well, it's Christmas party season, so we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to make it in the past. It's Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>party season. So here's what you're probably already experiencing. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go to work or you will experience it. A

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<v Speaker 1>brutal company Christmas part There will be one. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen. They're gonna rent out chuck e cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna be a Friday night when you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do something else. Everyone's gonna show up. I know, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I love Chuck E Cheese too, but that's not the point.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna rent out of Chuck E Cheese and everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to show up, and then it'll be everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Santa Hat theme. Everyone wears Santa Hat. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know why you're having a company Christmas party when

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<v Speaker 1>every person walking through the door wants to be somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know why that happens. Because people people

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<v Speaker 1>want to do something to justify their existence. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>very common it's a very human thing to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>so when the company is having a meeting towards the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the year, there will inevitably be some busybody,

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<v Speaker 1>almost always a woman. We need a Christmas party this

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<v Speaker 1>year with the theme. Everyone can dress up as the Grinch.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be so fun. And because the CEO is not

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<v Speaker 1>used to saying to anybody, he'll be like, okay, Susie,

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<v Speaker 1>you can plan the Grinch Christmas party. And so people

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<v Speaker 1>have this desire to do something and it screws people

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<v Speaker 1>over all the time. This is how so much of

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<v Speaker 1>You have these bureaucrats in these politicians, and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want them to do anything. Just leave us alone, Just

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<v Speaker 1>leave us be. Please stop spending our money, stop passing laws,

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<v Speaker 1>stop taking lands, stop passing regulations. Just leave us alone

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<v Speaker 1>and let us be free.

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<v Speaker 3>Freedom is not free.

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<v Speaker 1>But they can't when they see anything. While those are

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<v Speaker 1>pretty mountains, you know what, we should make those federal lands.

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<v Speaker 1>Then no one can ever touch them. Oh that's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty river next door. That could be part of the

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<v Speaker 1>federal land too. You know what, the whole state of Nevada,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'll just take it. It's what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a more nefarious part of this. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>New Mexico in particular has struggled with this. You'll see

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<v Speaker 1>some do good or congresswoman, some senator somewhere. They'll say,

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<v Speaker 1>even make some greeny argument for it. It's this is what

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<v Speaker 1>the ground squirrels would want. Something like that, when in reality,

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<v Speaker 1>when you do that, you can severely restrict what border

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<v Speaker 1>on the national lands, because there are national lands inside

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<v Speaker 1>the borders of this country where the drugs are grown

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<v Speaker 1>by the drug cartels. Did you know that they're not

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<v Speaker 1>all shipped here. Sometimes it's grown here. There's all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of ugliness when it comes to that. Yeah, I look,

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<v Speaker 1>I could go off on that for a while, as

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<v Speaker 1>you could tell. But anyway, Canada, justin Trudeau, seems to

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<v Speaker 4>Now, it shouldn't be that way. It wasn't supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>be that way. We were supposed to be on a steady,

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<v Speaker 4>if difficult, sometimes march towards progress. And yet just a

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<v Speaker 4>few weeks ago, the United States voted for a second

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<v Speaker 4>time to not elect its first women president. Everywhere, women's

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<v Speaker 4>rights and women's progress is under attack, overtly and subtlely.

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<v Speaker 4>But I want you to know that I am and

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<v Speaker 1>When's the last time you got your testosterone levels checked? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be you. No, it shouldn't be that way.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't supposed to be that way. We were supposed

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to sound like that, that's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you're all, ah, Jesse, I don't need that Male

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<v Speaker 1>And yep, just a few weeks ago. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen how that little fruitcake sits with his legs crossed

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<v Speaker 1>over like chicks doew just I don't even understand how

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<v Speaker 1>that with just the thigh resting on the other thigh.

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<v Speaker 1>But he does it. He pulls it off. You know

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<v Speaker 4>The United States voted for a second time to not

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<v Speaker 4>Everywhere women's rights and women's progress is under attack, overtly

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<v Speaker 1>Get those tea levels up, dear, oh wise. One yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>my sister and I got into a big discussion about

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<v Speaker 1>deportation and what happens to the kids that are already here.

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<v Speaker 1>So of course I channeled my inner Jesse Kelly with

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<v Speaker 1>my points. But then she came back this morning with

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<v Speaker 1>the fourteenth Amendment, and I realized, I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between that and DACA. Can you please help me

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<v Speaker 1>out some more. My mom, to my surprise, commented, actually, Aerin,

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear Jesse Kelly make the argument? He laid

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<v Speaker 1>it out pretty well. Now, how do I get my

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<v Speaker 1>sister to listen to you as well? His name is

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<v Speaker 1>Erin or her name, I don't know which one it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So DOCA DACA was from Obama because we have all

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<v Speaker 1>these children who are born here, But then there are

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<v Speaker 1>children who are brought here when they're children. So the

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<v Speaker 1>incorrect interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. Now I need to

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<v Speaker 1>distress it's incorrect. Is that if you are born here,

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<v Speaker 1>even if your mom's an illegal who just slipped across

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<v Speaker 1>DACA was not about children who were born here, because

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<v Speaker 1>under the current ridiculous law, those children are already American citizens.

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<v Speaker 1>DACA was about the people who came here, who were

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<v Speaker 1>brought here as children. So dad, mom, uncle, cartel guy

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<v Speaker 1>grabs a six year old, drags him across the border

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<v Speaker 1>from Nicaragua. And now because of Obama, because of DACA

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<v Speaker 1>and the courts and a bunch of stuff. Now that

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<v Speaker 1>non citizen DACA people are not citizens. They are, however,

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<v Speaker 1>but kind of look it gets complicated. They are, however,

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<v Speaker 1>protected from deportation. That is the difference. Under our insane

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<v Speaker 1>interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. If you are born here,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a citizen. The DACA people are not people who

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<v Speaker 1>were born here. They're people. That's why they call them dreamers.

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<v Speaker 1>These dreamers. They always have to have the fluffiest terms

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<v Speaker 1>for these people. It's about the people who were brought

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<v Speaker 1>here as kids. They're not citizens, but they want to

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<v Speaker 1>protect them from deportation. That's what DAKA is all about.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, some emails and then we're gonna check out

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<v Speaker 1>it here until tomorrow. Hang on the Jesse Kelly's Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you that

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Thursdays. I won't be here Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Email your questions. All three hours dedicated to you, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't bought the wife anything for Christmas yet either.

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<v Speaker 1>And not only that, here's what she dropped on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you this. She said, Hey, do me

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<v Speaker 1>a favor, and don't look at the credit card bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to sound like you, Chris, but I always look

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<v Speaker 1>at the credit card bill to make sure there aren't

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<v Speaker 1>fraudulent charges. And you know money doesn't grow on trees.

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<v Speaker 1>That she said, hey, do me a favor and don't

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<v Speaker 1>look at the credit card bill. There's only one reason

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<v Speaker 1>she would have said that she bought me something nice

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<v Speaker 1>this year. I don't know what that means, right, there

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<v Speaker 1>are various degrees of nice. Did she did she buy

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<v Speaker 1>me a new scope for a rifle? Did she buy

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<v Speaker 1>me a sweet knife or something, or a cool little

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But now so all right, hear me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Why shouldn't I take a peek at the credit card bill?

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<v Speaker 1>Not because I want to ruin any gift, but it'll

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<v Speaker 1>give me some idea of what I should be spending

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<v Speaker 1>in return, because what if look, what if it's a

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<v Speaker 1>what if it's a hundred dollars knife? That's a nice knife.

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<v Speaker 1>I realize it's not custom, ay, but that's a nice knife.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I go out and I get her a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five dollars order of flowers. Well, now I look

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<v Speaker 1>like a jerk. But what if it's one hundred dollars knife?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I go spend two or three hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>on a diamond earrings or something like that. Now I've

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<v Speaker 1>tommy topped her and she'll be mad about that too.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris, what? What? That's a good point? Chris said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't look because I can't act. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paralyzed right now. Then she'll give me no indications

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<v Speaker 1>at all of what I'm dealing with here. I might

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<v Speaker 1>be walking into a buzzsaw. I don't I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any idea it's basically a minefield. You've seen movie like

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<v Speaker 1>Rambo when he's crawling through the minefield and he has

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<v Speaker 1>to dig up the mines before he blows himself up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me right now in the house Rambo, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out how to do this. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>this is going, but I'm scared now. I'm at the

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<v Speaker 1>point where I'm scared, and I don't want to overspend.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to sound like Chris. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to overspend. Money doesn't grow on trees. Look, inflation accelerated

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<v Speaker 1>in November. It's a headline right here, two point seven

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<v Speaker 1>percent for the year. So we're all poor anyway. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I do. I'll get her something not too expensive,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll cite the inflation numbers. She'll be understanding about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, Hey, I would have got you something nicer,

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<v Speaker 1>but inflation's really bad. Also, remember, these communists are psychos

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<v Speaker 1>who want to murder people.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll say it over and over.

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<v Speaker 4>Violence is never the answer to This guy gets a

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<v Speaker 4>trial who's allegedly killed the CEO of United Health.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can only push people so far and then

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<v Speaker 1>they start to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, this guy's gonna get a trial. But you

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<v Speaker 1>can only push people so far. Kind of had it coming. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>world famous author. Just a short story on the impact

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<v Speaker 1>of your book. I was able to buy your book

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<v Speaker 1>and meet you at the book signing in Tampa. What

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<v Speaker 1>an honor for her. One of my history classes is

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<v Speaker 1>doing a class project on communism and the impacts, and

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<v Speaker 1>I suggested your book as a reference. One of my

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<v Speaker 1>students was so interested in your book that I bought

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<v Speaker 1>him a copy, and every time I see him in

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<v Speaker 1>his free time, he is reading it. Another of my

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<v Speaker 1>students was also interested in the book, so he's reading

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<v Speaker 1>my copy. I love the interest or showing, and I

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<v Speaker 1>love that I'm training anti communists. Thanks for all you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Sarah, how about that? Look? That wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>book is available at Jesse kellybook dot com. It's award winning.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris actually didn't win any awards. It is a national bestseller,

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<v Speaker 1>though he believed they started printing it with national bestseller

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Gosh, I'm such an author master trapper. After

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<v Speaker 1>I heard your story of ob and the mouse in

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage can, that reminded me of my wife. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a mouse issue and I caught a few, and

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<v Speaker 1>my wife said, quote, they are in the air vents,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hear them hissing all the time. She heard

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<v Speaker 1>water flowing into the toilet to refill her bad and

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet, and I thought it was all and thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was mice hissing at her from the central air vents.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently she heard it for months, and even after I

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<v Speaker 1>assured her it was the water pressure, she insisted they

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<v Speaker 1>were hissing mice living in her mind. Love your brother,

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<v Speaker 1>keep trapping. His name is John. By Now, the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that there are mice or a mouse or a rat

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<v Speaker 1>in the house, it's not something she can get out

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<v Speaker 1>of her mind now. And if things get any worse

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<v Speaker 1>around the house, if I don't bring her an actual

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<v Speaker 1>dead mouse soon, I'm telling you right now, gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to the pet store and I'm gonna get a dead mouse.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you can buy those to feed snakes and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. And I've got what Chris, but yes,

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<v Speaker 1>already dead Chris. I'm not gonna look as much of

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<v Speaker 1>a barbarian as I am. I'm not gonna go buy

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<v Speaker 1>a mouse from the pet store and throw it down

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<v Speaker 1>onto a mouse trap that's a little dark don't. What

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? Yes, you can buy already dead

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<v Speaker 1>mice apparently. Look you'll know this when your kid buys

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<v Speaker 1>a freaking snake one day, even though even though the snake,

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<v Speaker 1>even though the snake doesn't eat dead mice, so of

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<v Speaker 1>course it has to be a live rat or whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, I already have to go buy rats

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<v Speaker 1>for the stupid snake. I bet you I'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>two for one deal. I'll get a couple rats. Now

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<v Speaker 1>a rat, I'll drop a rat, get a trap. Rats

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<v Speaker 1>are just the most wretched little things in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wait till she's gone and snap drop that bad

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<v Speaker 1>boy in there. Hey, good news, ub problem solve. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a great plan. I love this plan.

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<v Speaker 3>And now here's a headline. Why you know, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing headlines. We didn't get to US China officials

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<v Speaker 1>to hold economic talks before the Trump return. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to do everything they can do to ensure China.

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<v Speaker 1>The gravy train is gonna keep on a rolling. One

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty four killed in Haiti, the UN says,

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<v Speaker 1>as the gang leader allegedly orders the massacre of the

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<v Speaker 1>elderly on a voodoo priest's advice. Remember that talk we

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<v Speaker 1>had yesterday about being very careful wanting that revolution. You

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<v Speaker 1>think you're gonna end up better off, you very rarely are.

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<v Speaker 1>Haiti's a prime example. Biden orders Scientific Agency to expand

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<v Speaker 1>its use of Indigenous knowledge in the final days. Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go the rain dances at the Science Institute.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse, Thursday, We're gonna have a blast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you then
