Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Wednesday. It's been such a great hump day.
Speaker 1: If you miss the show, go download a podcast of it.
Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. This hour, we're gonna it'll be about immigration,
Speaker 1: but not as much about that. It's gonna be more
Speaker 1: about how the communists work. There's another great example that
Speaker 1: we'll get to that here in just a couple minutes.
Speaker 1: We'll do some emails inflation. It's bad talking about reversing
Speaker 1: the birth rate of a country. All that and probably
Speaker 1: more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Now again, they create, they pay for, they
Speaker 1: organize so much of what you see, and they make
Speaker 1: it feel real. It doesn't just have to do with
Speaker 1: street activism. This is something I talk about often. You
Speaker 1: turn on the news and you see, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: they're rioting for George Floyd to Minneapolis and New York,
Speaker 1: in la in Atlanta. All these people must be really
Speaker 1: mad about racism in America. In fact, there must be
Speaker 1: a lot of racism whall, I can't believe it. That's
Speaker 1: what they want you to think. In reality, a vast
Speaker 1: spider web, a network of communist groups funded mostly by
Speaker 1: communist billionaires, pay for and organize that activity. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't just apply to the street animals when they're out
Speaker 1: there rating foot locker. It applies to more. As you
Speaker 1: are well aware, the system is desperately trying to bring
Speaker 1: in as many barbarians from foreign lands as they can
Speaker 1: to take away your country from you. They've dedicated themselves
Speaker 1: to that for four years. You're not alone. The poor
Speaker 1: people in Britain, same thing's happening there, poor people in Canada.
Speaker 1: We have many people listening right now from Canada saying
Speaker 1: things happening there. All across Western civilization. The plan was
Speaker 1: open up the borders, bring the barbarians in, because they
Speaker 1: will eventually outnumber these annoying patriotic citizens and we will
Speaker 1: get to do whatever we want to this country. That
Speaker 1: has been the plan. They've been fairly open and honest
Speaker 1: about it. That's why you have San Diego County coming
Speaker 1: out and saying we're going to be a super sanctuary place.
Speaker 1: Should be noted. Their sheriff, this lady came out and said, ah, no,
Speaker 1: we're not. Actually let me push back on that. No,
Speaker 1: we're really not. But that's why there is a plan.
Speaker 1: We brought in all these barbarians, millions and millions of them.
Speaker 1: It's working. We're pricing people out of housing, pricing people
Speaker 1: out of healthcare, We're filling the country up with rapists
Speaker 1: and murderers. It's all going, well, what's this? They want
Speaker 1: to reverse it? No, we have to keep the barbarians here.
Speaker 1: And so Democrats brought out an expert. He's an immigration
Speaker 1: lawyer and economics expert, you see, and he gave some
Speaker 1: testimony yesterday, and he gave this testimony, and the Democrats
Speaker 1: blasted this all across their social media. This guy sounds
Speaker 1: pretty sharp and like he knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path.
Speaker 1: We can also sounds like you need some shock, but
Speaker 1: that's another story.
Speaker 3: S Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,
Speaker 3: we can instead crack down.
Speaker 1: Why are you sorry? I didn't mean to interrupt the
Speaker 1: fat finger the wrong button.
Speaker 3: Congress has a choice instead of going down that path,
Speaker 3: we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of families,
Speaker 3: and build American prosperity by providing on documented immigrants a
Speaker 3: way to fix their papers.
Speaker 1: The choice is clear. I'll go ahead and stop it there.
Speaker 1: Let's just leave it at there. But maybe you saw
Speaker 1: that turbo nerd and you thought, well, I disagree with him,
Speaker 1: but obviously he's highly educated, knows what he's talking about. Well,
Speaker 1: I need to give credit where it's due, my buddy Will, Well,
Speaker 1: let's see what's he called now, Randoland? He has a
Speaker 1: website that's wonderful. Pause on this. You need to go
Speaker 1: ahead and give this a really solid shout out. Do
Speaker 1: you want to impress your friends with all the things
Speaker 1: you know that they don't Randoland? I think it's dot us,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Chris randolandt Us Randoland, dot Us, My buddy Will,
Speaker 1: it's his website. He's always finding these horrible things they're
Speaker 1: spending your money on, and it's all right there on
Speaker 1: his website. Go read it, highly recommend it. And so
Speaker 1: he dug this little tidbit up. You heard that fruitcake
Speaker 1: on there. Here's what he found out. The dude is
Speaker 1: barely a lawyer. He majored in East Asian studies. He
Speaker 1: works for a left wing five oh one C three.
Speaker 1: This comes back to the funded part. He works for
Speaker 1: a five oh one SE three remember A five oh
Speaker 1: one C three is a nonprofit not supposed to be
Speaker 1: political at all, but of course the commune ones are
Speaker 1: very very political. It reported sixteen point six million in
Speaker 1: revenue in twenty twenty two. This humble nonprofit brought in
Speaker 1: sixteen point six million dollars in revenue in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: That's who this guy works for. Oh and that sixteen million,
Speaker 1: two million of it comes from the Open Society Foundation.
Speaker 1: If that sounds familiar, that's George Soros's foundation. So again,
Speaker 1: to break this down more simply, as we have many
Speaker 1: times before, you have a communist like Soros. He's not
Speaker 1: the only Kami billionaire. It's just he's the one that
Speaker 1: most people know, so we'll use him for our purposes.
Speaker 1: You have a dirty communist like George Soros and now
Speaker 1: his fruitcake son, all this money there. They have a goal.
Speaker 1: Their goal is to burn down the United States of America.
Speaker 1: Soils has been very honest about that. He hates the West,
Speaker 1: he wants to burn How do you go about that, Well,
Speaker 1: there's a variety of things you can do. But one
Speaker 1: of the main things you can do is, you see,
Speaker 1: you have the man, he's got the money. He starts
Speaker 1: in organization, the Open Society Foundation. Billions and billions of
Speaker 1: dollars poured into the Open Society Foundation. But the Open
Speaker 1: Society Foundation can and does give out large quantities of
Speaker 1: money itself to this organization or that organization or that organization,
Speaker 1: and it found this wonderful five oh one c three
Speaker 1: that's all about open borders, and it takes two million
Speaker 1: of those billions and ensures that this nonprofit doing the
Speaker 1: good work that a charity does is well well funded.
Speaker 1: Now this charity, this nonprofit, they have an expert. You see,
Speaker 1: he's in house, but they have an expert. Democrats need
Speaker 1: an immigration expert to go on TV and talk about
Speaker 1: why you shouldn't have borders. Well you simply go grab
Speaker 1: the COMI expert who's funded by George Soros, plant him
Speaker 1: in a chair in Congress, put a microphone in front
Speaker 1: of his face, and he gets to sit there and
Speaker 1: sound like Pete Buddha Jeedge after we sucked on a
Speaker 1: helium balloon and tell you why everyone deserves accura.
Speaker 3: Congress has a choice. Instead of going down that path,
Speaker 3: we can instead crack down on exploitation, strengthen millions of
Speaker 3: families and build American prosperity by providing the documented immigrants
Speaker 3: a way to fix their papers. The choice is.
Speaker 1: Clear headline from the New York Times, recent immigration surge
Speaker 1: has been the largest in US history, surpassing the Great
Speaker 1: Immigration Boom of the late eighteen hundreds and early nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden and the communists who surround him remade the
Speaker 1: United States of America in four years. And that is
Speaker 1: why I just you know that anyone who's listened to
Speaker 1: the show for long enough knows I'm perfectly willing and
Speaker 1: happy to blast away at Trump when he does something
Speaker 1: stupid or awful. I am so impressed right now. His
Speaker 1: transition looks to be professional and on point. His cabinet positions,
Speaker 1: these people he's putting up for these important positions, have
Speaker 1: for the most part, not universal, for the most part,
Speaker 1: been dynamite, and his public rhetoric has not backed off
Speaker 1: one iota from his campaign promises, not one little bit,
Speaker 1: not one little bit of a well, I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess we don't. Mass deportation doesn't have to be that big.
Speaker 1: You know how they all do it, and frankly, how
Speaker 1: he did it the very first time. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to do it. There's been none of that.
Speaker 1: If anything, he's tripled down on a no, you have
Speaker 1: mass deportation, or you don't have a country anymore. We
Speaker 1: are doing this. We are going to do whatever we can.
Speaker 1: Trump Trump quadrupled down and came out and said birthright
Speaker 1: citizenship is ridiculous. Then I'll be stopping that too, which
Speaker 1: of course he's correct on. They look like they know,
Speaker 1: either you seal that border and get these freaking people
Speaker 1: out of our country, or we don't have one anymore.
Speaker 1: What Joe Biden did in his four years is the
Speaker 1: most evil thing that's ever been done in the history
Speaker 1: of the presidency. That include well, yeah, that pretty much
Speaker 1: is everything. I have to be honest with you, when
Speaker 1: you think about intentionally flooding your country with twenty million foreigners,
Speaker 1: doing that on purpose is evil. And Joe Biden should
Speaker 1: go to prison right next to Christopher Ray.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I know we won't, but what he's done, he certainly
Speaker 1: deserves it. All Right, we'll do some emails and we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about birthrate problems and inflation problems, and
Speaker 1: they're eating people in Haiti again and all that and more.
Speaker 1: Coming up. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday,
Speaker 1: reminding you that tomorrow's an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and
Speaker 1: you can get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You want to know how
Speaker 1: well your blender works for margarita's, Chris, I have a
Speaker 1: confession to make you ready for this. I have never
Speaker 1: made a margarita in my lifetime. I've never not even
Speaker 1: on the rocks, and in fact, I'm not even totally
Speaker 1: sure what's in it. I understand, I understand I'm gonna
Speaker 1: catch the meat. I get that. I have had margarita's
Speaker 1: in the past. I know what they taste like. I'm
Speaker 1: famous for my amazing order of getting not on the rocks,
Speaker 1: not frozen, half frozen. Of course, that's how the pros
Speaker 1: do it. Don't make that face, Chris, that is how
Speaker 1: the pros do it. I don't even know what's in one.
Speaker 1: I've never made one myself, and you know, it drives
Speaker 1: my Mexican buddy Luis insane. It drives him insane because,
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, being a Mexican, he takes his
Speaker 1: friggin margaritas seriously it's not we're not talking mixed from
Speaker 1: the grocery store. He's pulling out fresh fruits and things
Speaker 1: like that and throwing everything in there. And several times
Speaker 1: he's been no, no, you got to come over here
Speaker 1: and pay attention to my Why that's what I have
Speaker 1: you for. You're the Mexican, you figure it out. I'm
Speaker 1: not the one that has to figure it out. If
Speaker 1: you need a good hot dog, you come to me
Speaker 1: because I'm white trash. If I need a margarita, you're
Speaker 1: the Mexican, you make the margarita. And I think it's
Speaker 1: a good relationship. What Chris, what do you know what
Speaker 1: goes in him? Is he accepting students? Well not, Look, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have to honor. You have to honola them. Definitely
Speaker 1: not gonna do for you. Speaking of people who have
Speaker 1: a lot of babies. We are not the United States
Speaker 1: of America. And this is it's funny. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my oldest son, James's he thinks about this stuff.
Speaker 1: He was talking about Japan, the various things Japan is doing.
Speaker 1: He was dummy, Hey, Dad, did you hear Japan is
Speaker 1: they're going to a shorter work week. Trying to encourage
Speaker 1: young people to have more babies. And I saw this
Speaker 1: is from the Moscow Times. To hope it's not a
Speaker 1: comedy publication. The eleven Russian regions to pay female students
Speaker 1: for early motherhood. They're going to pay women to have babies.
Speaker 1: And I am fascinated by this subject of birth rates
Speaker 1: in nations. I don't know how to fix the problem,
Speaker 1: but I know it's a huge problem for a lot
Speaker 1: of countries, and I don't know how to fix it.
Speaker 1: And this is not a new problem. One of the
Speaker 1: great signs that your nation is thriving is when you
Speaker 1: have a good birth rate for the country. I've told
Speaker 1: you this before. Pre World War One. One of the
Speaker 1: things that freaked England and France and these other countries
Speaker 1: out about Germany. Who Germany was fair the young is
Speaker 1: a unified country. Back then, one of the things that
Speaker 1: freaked them out about Germany and the Germans was their
Speaker 1: birth rate was sky high. Young people were getting married
Speaker 1: and they were cranking out little German babies, which didn't
Speaker 1: end up working out that great for the rest of
Speaker 1: the world. But you understand what I'm saying. It was
Speaker 1: one of the things that other nations were back then.
Speaker 1: This is not some new phenomenon. They're looking thinking dak gone.
Speaker 1: Those Germans are breeding like rabbits and vice versa. Nations
Speaker 1: have understood for the longest time. If people are not reproducing,
Speaker 1: if they're not making enough babies, then it means terrible
Speaker 1: things for your country. First, it throws your country out
Speaker 1: of balance. You know, societies, they're supposed to have old people,
Speaker 1: middle aged people, young people, children, toddlers, babies, all people
Speaker 1: of all ages serve critical roles in a society. They
Speaker 1: just do. It's healthy for a society. You need babies there,
Speaker 1: you need old people there, you need people in between.
Speaker 1: It starts to turn your society too old. You start
Speaker 1: to lose young people, and too many people get old.
Speaker 1: It screws you up. That's the beginning, and then it
Speaker 1: gets worse from there. Society starts to die off. It's
Speaker 1: really really bad. The only reason I brought this up
Speaker 1: is and all the times I've read about it, I
Speaker 1: have never found a country that seemed to figure out
Speaker 1: a solid, long lasting solution for it. And I'm all
Speaker 1: gameed for solutions. I've heard tax incentives. I know Poland's
Speaker 1: had some success there. Russia's gonna start paying women to
Speaker 1: crank them out. Japan's that they're having less of a
Speaker 1: work week a at least maybe the young people will
Speaker 1: stay home and get married and make babies. But nations
Speaker 1: have never seemed to be able to figure out how
Speaker 1: to reverse this problem. And we have the same problem
Speaker 1: here in America. Now. Our problem is not as severe
Speaker 1: as someone like Japan. Japan the really a lot of
Speaker 1: the Asian countries they are they're dying. They can't get
Speaker 1: enough babies out there. It's a huge issue. But our problem,
Speaker 1: it's approaching it for sure. And I don't pretend to
Speaker 1: have all the answers unless it's asked doctor Jesse Thursday,
Speaker 1: which is tomorrow. I don't pretend to have all the answers,
Speaker 1: but I know society needs an answer for it. And
Speaker 1: it's crazy to see what happens and look at There
Speaker 1: are a lot of factors that go into it, but
Speaker 1: it's a sad place when you watch a society hours Japan's,
Speaker 1: even Russia. It's hard to feel bad for the Russians,
Speaker 1: but even Russia, it's hard to see an old society
Speaker 1: dying off. Holy crap, is that true? Chris, Jewish producer
Speaker 1: Chris just looked it up. Japan's point seven per year.
Speaker 1: Point seven. That's what their birth rate is. Now you need,
Speaker 1: as you know, a birth rate slightly above two to
Speaker 1: continue as a country. There's this point seven sucks. It
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Speaker 2: Three Jesse, could you give us a sentence or two
Speaker 2: and you get a chance on how the federal government
Speaker 2: confiscated millions of acres of state lands and then calling
Speaker 2: it like a park or something, and they're mismanaging the
Speaker 2: forest anyway. They can't handle it properly. The Parks Department
Speaker 2: of said past devastating forest fires are natural. They wouldn't
Speaker 2: let the people clear out the beetle killed the dead trees,
Speaker 2: so wipes out our forest. Be great for Trump to
Speaker 2: try to give back federal land to the states to
Speaker 2: whom it You.
Speaker 1: Want to see A jaw dropping map. A jaw dropping map.
Speaker 1: If you're not driving, pull up your phone, your iPad, whatever.
Speaker 1: Don't act like you don't have your phone in your hand.
Speaker 1: I know, you do, pull up your phone and look
Speaker 1: up map United States, map of Federal lands. Look at
Speaker 1: the western United States of America. It's it's like the
Speaker 1: whole thing. They just they kind of have the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And there's all kinds of stuff back east too, you know,
Speaker 1: but out west it's just theirs. They just took it all.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of things I could say
Speaker 1: about this right now. Again, if you told the founding
Speaker 1: fathers that the federal government would be the largest landholder
Speaker 1: in the country, they would have just stopped the revolution
Speaker 1: and left the country in Britain's hands. They'd be mortified
Speaker 1: by the fact that we allowed that. But this is again,
Speaker 1: this is remember well, it's Christmas party season, so we
Speaker 1: don't have to make it in the past. It's Christmas
Speaker 1: party season. So here's what you're probably already experiencing. If
Speaker 1: you go to work or you will experience it. A
Speaker 1: brutal company Christmas part There will be one. You know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. They're gonna rent out chuck e cheese
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a Friday night when you want
Speaker 1: to do something else. Everyone's gonna show up. I know, Chris,
Speaker 1: I love Chuck E Cheese too, but that's not the point.
Speaker 1: They're gonna rent out of Chuck E Cheese and everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna have to show up, and then it'll be everyone.
Speaker 1: It's a Santa Hat theme. Everyone wears Santa Hat. And
Speaker 1: you know why you're having a company Christmas party when
Speaker 1: every person walking through the door wants to be somewhere else.
Speaker 1: You want to know why that happens. Because people people
Speaker 1: want to do something to justify their existence. It's a
Speaker 1: very common it's a very human thing to do. And
Speaker 1: so when the company is having a meeting towards the
Speaker 1: end of the year, there will inevitably be some busybody,
Speaker 1: almost always a woman. We need a Christmas party this
Speaker 1: year with the theme. Everyone can dress up as the Grinch.
Speaker 1: It'll be so fun. And because the CEO is not
Speaker 1: used to saying to anybody, he'll be like, okay, Susie,
Speaker 1: you can plan the Grinch Christmas party. And so people
Speaker 1: have this desire to do something and it screws people
Speaker 1: over all the time. This is how so much of
Speaker 1: the government operates. When it comes to parts of this country.
Speaker 1: You have these bureaucrats in these politicians, and we don't
Speaker 1: want them to do anything. Just leave us alone, Just
Speaker 1: leave us be. Please stop spending our money, stop passing laws,
Speaker 1: stop taking lands, stop passing regulations. Just leave us alone
Speaker 1: and let us be free.
Speaker 3: Freedom is not free.
Speaker 1: But they can't when they see anything. While those are
Speaker 1: pretty mountains, you know what, we should make those federal lands.
Speaker 1: Then no one can ever touch them. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: pretty river next door. That could be part of the
Speaker 1: federal land too. You know what, the whole state of Nevada,
Speaker 1: I think we'll just take it. It's what they do.
Speaker 1: And there's a more nefarious part of this. There's a
Speaker 1: drug cartel border aspect to this as well. I know
Speaker 1: New Mexico in particular has struggled with this. You'll see
Speaker 1: some do good or congresswoman, some senator somewhere. They'll say,
Speaker 1: you know, I think this needs this land needs to
Speaker 1: be protected. This should be a national monument. And they'll
Speaker 1: even make some greeny argument for it. It's this is what
Speaker 1: the ground squirrels would want. Something like that, when in reality,
Speaker 1: when you do that, you can severely restrict what border
Speaker 1: patrol and other law enforcement agencies are allowed to do
Speaker 1: on the national lands, because there are national lands inside
Speaker 1: the borders of this country where the drugs are grown
Speaker 1: by the drug cartels. Did you know that they're not
Speaker 1: all shipped here. Sometimes it's grown here. There's all kinds
Speaker 1: of ugliness when it comes to that. Yeah, I look,
Speaker 1: I could go off on that for a while, as
Speaker 1: you could tell. But anyway, Canada, justin Trudeau, seems to
Speaker 1: be upset that we didn't elect Dome.
Speaker 4: Now, it shouldn't be that way. It wasn't supposed to
Speaker 4: be that way. We were supposed to be on a steady,
Speaker 4: if difficult, sometimes march towards progress. And yet just a
Speaker 4: few weeks ago, the United States voted for a second
Speaker 4: time to not elect its first women president. Everywhere, women's
Speaker 4: rights and women's progress is under attack, overtly and subtlely.
Speaker 4: But I want you to know that I am and
Speaker 4: always will be a proud feminist. You will always have
Speaker 4: an ally in me and in my government.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you got your testosterone levels checked? Listen,
Speaker 1: this could be you. No, it shouldn't be that way.
Speaker 1: It wasn't supposed to be that way. We were supposed
Speaker 1: Do you want to sound like that, that's what you're
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Speaker 4: This will be unifice to be on a steady if difficult,
Speaker 4: sometimes march towards progress.
Speaker 1: And yep, just a few weeks ago. Have you ever
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Speaker 1: over like chicks doew just I don't even understand how
Speaker 1: with the man's anatomy you can cross your legs like
Speaker 1: that with just the thigh resting on the other thigh.
Speaker 1: But he does it. He pulls it off. You know
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Speaker 4: Everywhere women's rights and women's progress is under attack, overtly
Speaker 4: and subtlely. But I want you to know that I
Speaker 4: am and always will be a proud feminist. You will
Speaker 4: always have an ally in me and in my government.
Speaker 1: Get those tea levels up, dear, oh wise. One yesterday,
Speaker 1: my sister and I got into a big discussion about
Speaker 1: deportation and what happens to the kids that are already here.
Speaker 1: So of course I channeled my inner Jesse Kelly with
Speaker 1: my points. But then she came back this morning with
Speaker 1: the fourteenth Amendment, and I realized, I don't know the
Speaker 1: difference between that and DACA. Can you please help me
Speaker 1: out some more. My mom, to my surprise, commented, actually, Aerin,
Speaker 1: did you hear Jesse Kelly make the argument? He laid
Speaker 1: it out pretty well. Now, how do I get my
Speaker 1: sister to listen to you as well? His name is
Speaker 1: Erin or her name, I don't know which one it is. Okay,
Speaker 1: So DOCA DACA was from Obama because we have all
Speaker 1: these children who are born here, But then there are
Speaker 1: children who are brought here when they're children. So the
Speaker 1: incorrect interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. Now I need to
Speaker 1: distress it's incorrect. Is that if you are born here,
Speaker 1: even if your mom's an illegal who just slipped across
Speaker 1: the border, you are an American citizen. That's the fourteenth Amendment.
Speaker 1: DACA was not about children who were born here, because
Speaker 1: under the current ridiculous law, those children are already American citizens.
Speaker 1: DACA was about the people who came here, who were
Speaker 1: brought here as children. So dad, mom, uncle, cartel guy
Speaker 1: grabs a six year old, drags him across the border
Speaker 1: from Nicaragua. And now because of Obama, because of DACA
Speaker 1: and the courts and a bunch of stuff. Now that
Speaker 1: non citizen DACA people are not citizens. They are, however,
Speaker 1: but kind of look it gets complicated. They are, however,
Speaker 1: protected from deportation. That is the difference. Under our insane
Speaker 1: interpretation of the fourteenth Amendment. If you are born here,
Speaker 1: you're a citizen. The DACA people are not people who
Speaker 1: were born here. They're people. That's why they call them dreamers.
Speaker 1: These dreamers. They always have to have the fluffiest terms
Speaker 1: for these people. It's about the people who were brought
Speaker 1: here as kids. They're not citizens, but they want to
Speaker 1: protect them from deportation. That's what DAKA is all about.
Speaker 1: All Right, some emails and then we're gonna check out
Speaker 1: it here until tomorrow. Hang on the Jesse Kelly's Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you that
Speaker 1: tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Thursdays. I won't be here Friday.
Speaker 1: You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Email your questions. All three hours dedicated to you, Chris.
Speaker 1: I haven't bought the wife anything for Christmas yet either.
Speaker 1: And not only that, here's what she dropped on me.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this. She said, Hey, do me
Speaker 1: a favor, and don't look at the credit card bill.
Speaker 1: Not to sound like you, Chris, but I always look
Speaker 1: at the credit card bill to make sure there aren't
Speaker 1: fraudulent charges. And you know money doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 1: That she said, hey, do me a favor and don't
Speaker 1: look at the credit card bill. There's only one reason
Speaker 1: she would have said that she bought me something nice
Speaker 1: this year. I don't know what that means, right, there
Speaker 1: are various degrees of nice. Did she did she buy
Speaker 1: me a new scope for a rifle? Did she buy
Speaker 1: me a sweet knife or something, or a cool little
Speaker 1: I don't know. But now so all right, hear me out.
Speaker 1: Why shouldn't I take a peek at the credit card bill?
Speaker 1: Not because I want to ruin any gift, but it'll
Speaker 1: give me some idea of what I should be spending
Speaker 1: in return, because what if look, what if it's a
Speaker 1: what if it's a hundred dollars knife? That's a nice knife.
Speaker 1: I realize it's not custom, ay, but that's a nice knife.
Speaker 1: And then I go out and I get her a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars order of flowers. Well, now I look
Speaker 1: like a jerk. But what if it's one hundred dollars knife?
Speaker 1: And then I go spend two or three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: on a diamond earrings or something like that. Now I've
Speaker 1: tommy topped her and she'll be mad about that too.
Speaker 1: What Chris, what? What? That's a good point? Chris said,
Speaker 1: I can't look because I can't act. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I'm paralyzed right now. Then she'll give me no indications
Speaker 1: at all of what I'm dealing with here. I might
Speaker 1: be walking into a buzzsaw. I don't I don't have
Speaker 1: any idea it's basically a minefield. You've seen movie like
Speaker 1: Rambo when he's crawling through the minefield and he has
Speaker 1: to dig up the mines before he blows himself up.
Speaker 1: That's me right now in the house Rambo, trying to
Speaker 1: figure out how to do this. I don't know where
Speaker 1: this is going, but I'm scared now. I'm at the
Speaker 1: point where I'm scared, and I don't want to overspend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like Chris. I don't want
Speaker 1: to overspend. Money doesn't grow on trees. Look, inflation accelerated
Speaker 1: in November. It's a headline right here, two point seven
Speaker 1: percent for the year. So we're all poor anyway. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what I do. I'll get her something not too expensive,
Speaker 1: and I'll cite the inflation numbers. She'll be understanding about that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, Hey, I would have got you something nicer,
Speaker 1: but inflation's really bad. Also, remember, these communists are psychos
Speaker 1: who want to murder people.
Speaker 3: We'll say it over and over.
Speaker 4: Violence is never the answer to This guy gets a
Speaker 4: trial who's allegedly killed the CEO of United Health.
Speaker 1: But you can only push people so far and then
Speaker 1: they start to.
Speaker 2: Hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, this guy's gonna get a trial. But you
Speaker 1: can only push people so far. Kind of had it coming. Hello,
Speaker 1: world famous author. Just a short story on the impact
Speaker 1: of your book. I was able to buy your book
Speaker 1: and meet you at the book signing in Tampa. What
Speaker 1: an honor for her. One of my history classes is
Speaker 1: doing a class project on communism and the impacts, and
Speaker 1: I suggested your book as a reference. One of my
Speaker 1: students was so interested in your book that I bought
Speaker 1: him a copy, and every time I see him in
Speaker 1: his free time, he is reading it. Another of my
Speaker 1: students was also interested in the book, so he's reading
Speaker 1: my copy. I love the interest or showing, and I
Speaker 1: love that I'm training anti communists. Thanks for all you do.
Speaker 1: Her name is Sarah, how about that? Look? That wonderful
Speaker 1: book is available at Jesse kellybook dot com. It's award winning.
Speaker 1: Chris actually didn't win any awards. It is a national bestseller,
Speaker 1: though he believed they started printing it with national bestseller
Speaker 1: on it. Gosh, I'm such an author master trapper. After
Speaker 1: I heard your story of ob and the mouse in
Speaker 1: the garbage can, that reminded me of my wife. We
Speaker 1: had a mouse issue and I caught a few, and
Speaker 1: my wife said, quote, they are in the air vents,
Speaker 1: and I hear them hissing all the time. She heard
Speaker 1: water flowing into the toilet to refill her bad and
Speaker 1: the toilet, and I thought it was all and thought
Speaker 1: it was mice hissing at her from the central air vents.
Speaker 1: Apparently she heard it for months, and even after I
Speaker 1: assured her it was the water pressure, she insisted they
Speaker 1: were hissing mice living in her mind. Love your brother,
Speaker 1: keep trapping. His name is John. By Now, the fact
Speaker 1: that there are mice or a mouse or a rat
Speaker 1: in the house, it's not something she can get out
Speaker 1: of her mind now. And if things get any worse
Speaker 1: around the house, if I don't bring her an actual
Speaker 1: dead mouse soon, I'm telling you right now, gonna go
Speaker 1: to the pet store and I'm gonna get a dead mouse.
Speaker 1: You know you can buy those to feed snakes and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. And I've got what Chris, but yes,
Speaker 1: already dead Chris. I'm not gonna look as much of
Speaker 1: a barbarian as I am. I'm not gonna go buy
Speaker 1: a mouse from the pet store and throw it down
Speaker 1: onto a mouse trap that's a little dark don't. What
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Yes, you can buy already dead
Speaker 1: mice apparently. Look you'll know this when your kid buys
Speaker 1: a freaking snake one day, even though even though the snake,
Speaker 1: even though the snake doesn't eat dead mice, so of
Speaker 1: course it has to be a live rat or whatnot.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I already have to go buy rats
Speaker 1: for the stupid snake. I bet you I'll get a
Speaker 1: two for one deal. I'll get a couple rats. Now
Speaker 1: a rat, I'll drop a rat, get a trap. Rats
Speaker 1: are just the most wretched little things in the world.
Speaker 1: I'll wait till she's gone and snap drop that bad
Speaker 1: boy in there. Hey, good news, ub problem solve. This
Speaker 1: is a great plan. I love this plan.
Speaker 3: And now here's a headline. Why you know, you know.
Speaker 1: The thing headlines. We didn't get to US China officials
Speaker 1: to hold economic talks before the Trump return. Of course,
Speaker 1: they're trying to do everything they can do to ensure China.
Speaker 1: The gravy train is gonna keep on a rolling. One
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty four killed in Haiti, the UN says,
Speaker 1: as the gang leader allegedly orders the massacre of the
Speaker 1: elderly on a voodoo priest's advice. Remember that talk we
Speaker 1: had yesterday about being very careful wanting that revolution. You
Speaker 1: think you're gonna end up better off, you very rarely are.
Speaker 1: Haiti's a prime example. Biden orders Scientific Agency to expand
Speaker 1: its use of Indigenous knowledge in the final days. Gosh,
Speaker 1: here we go the rain dances at the Science Institute.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse, Thursday, We're gonna have a blast.
Speaker 1: I'll see you then