Speaker 1: Hey, look dead me.
Speaker 2: Hello, any boy with the Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome back.
Speaker 1: Uh, why are you already derailing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I forgot about this. Did you just read the fucking notes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought, come on.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the sock Tank Podcast. Uh we missed an episode.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Derek got the chinavirus. I was out
Speaker 2: doing a show. I was out doing the San Diego show.
Speaker 2: We're a little bit delayed, but the good news is
Speaker 2: we got a lot to catch up on. This is
Speaker 2: not one of those episodes where it's like, oh, nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Finally something a lot happened.
Speaker 3: In fact, always, like always, we missed a buffet, someone
Speaker 3: to talk about.
Speaker 1: But you're guys are gonna get a.
Speaker 4: I was upset. I was upset that I got sick.
Speaker 4: And you know what I did. I I did like
Speaker 4: phantom episodes of like I had to do something.
Speaker 1: I was like losing my mind that like too much
Speaker 1: shit was coming out.
Speaker 4: So I recorded uh like a like a diet tribe
Speaker 4: of the you know, the whole Russia ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, I was like I had to get
Speaker 1: out of my system. Was like we were gonna we
Speaker 1: were gonna we were we were thinking.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about, like do we just do an
Speaker 2: episode while Derek's out? But then I thought like that's
Speaker 2: too like that specific situation, this stuff with like Lauren
Speaker 2: Chen and Tenant Media. It was just I couldn't in
Speaker 2: good conscious leave Derek out of that coverage that.
Speaker 3: Is that is literally the I As soon as I
Speaker 3: saw it, I was like, I was talking to her
Speaker 3: smoking and she was like, I cannot wait to hear
Speaker 3: what Derek says about this, and I was like, it's
Speaker 3: gonna be fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, I I I just feel so vindicated every
Speaker 1: time I see which is that surprise Like obviously obviously
Speaker 1: obviously they're doing that. Yeah, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have you didn't know exactly which angle because
Speaker 4: it is so obvious that they're bought and paid for.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have get like.
Speaker 3: That's some ship that Like you say, you're like, is
Speaker 3: this guy's you're such a fucking of course you're doing that,
Speaker 3: your dumb ass, and you're like, I don't really believe
Speaker 3: they're doing Then it's like, oh, actually, for real, you're
Speaker 3: a trader.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't believe it was like comic levels of
Speaker 4: like treachery.
Speaker 3: You it's like when you see someone.
Speaker 1: It's like that before we like we should lay you
Speaker 1: go ahead, want to take it away? Yeah? This thing
Speaker 1: one opened? So yeah, you got stronger hands with me hands.
Speaker 1: He's got tough brother, You get it.
Speaker 4: Dang, I don't know what happened, dude, careful, I don't
Speaker 4: want the glass, you do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I I did open it? Did
Speaker 1: I just get in? Did COVID give me powers? Oh?
Speaker 3: You got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't know you did it. Oh no, I got
Speaker 3: it with my hands because I put my hand on
Speaker 3: the internet, my muscles over it and squeezed like a sphinter.
Speaker 1: All right, well, don't squeeze at that. I slightly, I slightly.
Speaker 1: It is. It's fine now, it is fine. We're good.
Speaker 1: We're good. We can't be fucking around. We got too
Speaker 1: much to govern, too much, all right.
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's like being a kid in the candy
Speaker 4: store with this fucking story.
Speaker 1: Man, So the d O J.
Speaker 4: If you have, I'm sure anyone that's interested and that
Speaker 4: knows who these people are, they may have heard. If
Speaker 4: you're a fan of them, you probably heard a completely
Speaker 4: different version of what actually is happening, which is that's
Speaker 4: the funniest thing because I've seen some people already running
Speaker 4: defense and I was like, we'll get into that in
Speaker 4: a minute. But the DJ came out and they exposed
Speaker 4: these two Russian agents that were normally working for RT
Speaker 4: which used to be Russia today, and these guys used
Speaker 4: aliases so you didn't know they were Russian. And they
Speaker 4: hired people who we know, one person, Lauren Shin. She
Speaker 4: used to have a channel called Roaming Millennial back in
Speaker 4: the day, very pretty cute. It was obvious that she
Speaker 4: was gonna be somebody because that's exactly what like say,
Speaker 4: that's what they want, you know, like, oh, a figure
Speaker 4: that speaks well, who's very attractive and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So I was like, Okay, she's gonna be somebody. She
Speaker 4: started working with the Blaze with fucking Glenn Beck, that
Speaker 4: dumb piece of ship and uh. And then so it
Speaker 4: was her Lauren Shane and her husband, which her husband,
Speaker 4: her husband is a fucking robot, Like, I don't think
Speaker 4: he's a real person. So I met him one time
Speaker 4: at at a myth con. My I was invited to
Speaker 4: do some dumb fucking debate, which I didn't take seriously
Speaker 4: at all. I was leaned back in my chair with
Speaker 4: my hand on my face the entire time. I felt
Speaker 4: kind of bad and in retrospect that I you know,
Speaker 4: like didn't I didn't couldn't care even a little bit.
Speaker 1: Then I was in serio.
Speaker 3: It wasn't It didn't get to the point where it
Speaker 3: was like, oh this is insane.
Speaker 2: That that was kind of the transition point. It kind
Speaker 2: of like there was at no point you.
Speaker 3: Guys didn't know what was happening. You're like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is still silly.
Speaker 2: Then you were like, oh, well to me, it is
Speaker 2: still silly, Like it's been silly the entire time.
Speaker 1: It's like a different way, you know.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, No, What I mean is like there was
Speaker 2: no air of seriousness really yeah, when I was doing
Speaker 2: any of this stuff, right, and so like I remember
Speaker 2: they invited me to do something like that too, and
Speaker 2: I remember being like, I'm not going to prepare for
Speaker 2: this at all because I don't care, like at all.
Speaker 2: I think I almost went and then like something happened
Speaker 2: with my flag. Oh yeah, that was that was when
Speaker 2: I got kicked out, kicked off the plane.
Speaker 3: Oh right, I remember that yeah, you got you're on
Speaker 3: a fight risk. Now you're like like a flight list.
Speaker 2: I got kicked off the plane for making fun of
Speaker 2: the pilot.
Speaker 1: You can't, you can't anymore. It's crazy you can you can't.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy that that you literally cannot fly
Speaker 1: on anything anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I have to drive to San Diego.
Speaker 3: Gao Bay for a fucking solid six years.
Speaker 1: It's great, six.
Speaker 2: Years, six years in Guantanamo Bay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. I don't think you make it six
Speaker 1: years after. You make it like two afternoons. Dude.
Speaker 4: Actually a lot of those, a lot of the terrorists
Speaker 4: that got caught nine eleven, by the way, we're recording
Speaker 4: on nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy nine to eleven. It's why I had to
Speaker 1: bring this baby back.
Speaker 2: You know what, wait, do you know what that means
Speaker 2: versus capcom?
Speaker 1: Dude? I was sweating, I was like, So, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well, the reason why I was sweating is because my
Speaker 4: I think my motherboards fucked up. So I took it
Speaker 4: in to see if they can either slid it or swapped.
Speaker 4: We'll see what happens with the warranty. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: my goodness. It was like, oh, my goodness, like I
Speaker 4: couldn't it's out and I was like I can't, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: I can download on my laptop, but what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What is that? Yeah? It seemed okay, so.
Speaker 4: I was getting but it's I was gonna do that,
Speaker 4: but then still optimally playing a fucking fighting game with no, no, you.
Speaker 3: Don't have the the there's the I finally got it.
Speaker 1: What's it called the adapter to the TV? Oh the DOC? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I finally got one.
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't have the dock is cool, it's the
Speaker 3: quality doesn't look great on something that big because I
Speaker 3: feel like it's not I feel like it's more mirrored deer.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why this is exactly what I'm talking about
Speaker 2: right where it's like, if you have a good internet connection,
Speaker 2: if you stream it's.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm not doing, That's what That's what I've
Speaker 3: been doing.
Speaker 2: I've been, uh playing it on the dock and streaming
Speaker 2: it from my PC like anything that I have that's
Speaker 2: like supposed to look great. If I stream it from
Speaker 2: the computer onto the TV in the living room, looks
Speaker 2: fucking great. But yeah, like if you like running it
Speaker 2: natively on the steam deck to plug into a TV.
Speaker 2: The resolution is a bit fucky, like it's really only
Speaker 2: good for like something like like bashing or binding of
Speaker 2: Isaac or something something like that, where it's like you're
Speaker 2: not really losing a lot of detail anyway.
Speaker 3: Right, So excited, guys, We finally we made it. We
Speaker 3: made it to one good checkpoint of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: nine to eleven exactly, it's been it has it been
Speaker 3: almost twenty five years? No, one, two years? It'll be right?
Speaker 1: No, well it's twenty three right now, right? Is it?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and one?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You two thousand? Will it be with you?
Speaker 2: You unmathed me somehow, like you made me, you made
Speaker 2: me forget.
Speaker 1: How to math? But I said the right thing. Though
Speaker 1: it's twenty three years ago, I think. Yeah, so two years,
Speaker 1: two years early twenty five crazy happening, bro' we're getting
Speaker 1: there anyway. But yeah, let me look at I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little bit too ope, a little bit too op.
Speaker 4: But I left off at Lauren Shann and her husband.
Speaker 4: The husband was a complete fucking cyborg. Did not know
Speaker 4: less than because cyborgs have emotions, right, usually it's hard
Speaker 4: to tell.
Speaker 2: That they're cyborgs. Yeah, because that's that's a person. Wasn't
Speaker 2: a cyborg like a person?
Speaker 3: Person looks like it was like and they have like
Speaker 3: just a human that looks like that looks a human.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's he's he's well, he's basically like the
Speaker 1: Terminator models like that where he doesn't have because the
Speaker 1: entire time, everybody was having a fucking great time there
Speaker 1: just shooting the ship. And that guy I didn't seem
Speaker 1: smile once. Yeah, he didn't even he was just standballs.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, this guy sucks. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I say, whoa, you suck.
Speaker 4: It was crazy because I was like, how here's this
Speaker 4: Lauren who actually you know the time before she completely
Speaker 4: sold us out, you know, she was very energetic, vibrant.
Speaker 4: Uh one time she was playing like the guitar. She
Speaker 4: plays the guitar, so I think she's classically trained. I
Speaker 4: was like, the fuck what is I don't under I
Speaker 4: don't understand the connection, but hey, to eitch their own.
Speaker 4: So they got money from these agents from Martee and
Speaker 4: then to start that company Tenant out of Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: The DOJ classified it as US Company one. But it's
Speaker 4: pretty obvious when you start reading more and more of
Speaker 4: it that you're like, you know, you understand what is what?
Speaker 4: Because when they started breaking down the influencers by the
Speaker 4: subscriber counch, you can see who they're talking about, and
Speaker 4: then oh, these people are under Tenant Media, and so
Speaker 4: they got like ten million plus dollars whatever for ten
Speaker 4: Tenant Media to funnel it to the influencer's Tim Poole,
Speaker 4: Dave Rubin, Benny.
Speaker 1: Johnson, who will lot of people don't know. I know
Speaker 1: him a little bit. I've seen I've seen some of
Speaker 1: his stuff.
Speaker 4: He's he's such a fucking moron that it makes it
Speaker 4: makes so much sense that he's just oh he's paid, He's.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, think about it, is like either you're paid
Speaker 2: to say this stuff or you're just stupid. Really because
Speaker 2: I remember, because because I remember Temple like so, so,
Speaker 2: to be fair, the official story and a lot of
Speaker 2: the evidence seems to suggest that I think, uh, the company,
Speaker 2: like Lauren knew that they were getting the money from Russia,
Speaker 2: and supposedly everybody underneath them was like, uh, misled or something,
Speaker 2: which you know, apparently allegedly like that's what the facts
Speaker 2: that we know now suggest.
Speaker 4: Let me let me let me fill in that little
Speaker 4: gap right there, just for people understand. So there were
Speaker 4: the people that were getting the money were asking questions
Speaker 4: where the money is coming from, and they were told
Speaker 4: it was coming from a fucking philanthropists or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a nationalist of Belgia, a Belgian England national name Eduard Gregorian.
Speaker 1: And they were like, who the fuck's that guy? No,
Speaker 1: there's no information on this guy.
Speaker 4: So then those agents whipped up a fake portfolio and
Speaker 4: it was like here.
Speaker 2: He is, that's right. Yeah, yeah, they made like a
Speaker 2: fake CV.
Speaker 4: And it's the fakest fucking thing you could ever read. Like,
Speaker 4: if you do, you guys, remember wis where you just
Speaker 4: make like a quick website. It was basically wis. It
Speaker 4: was just a step above geo cities, you know, Like
Speaker 4: it was like I was like, okay, So they made it.
Speaker 1: And then they were still a little skeptical.
Speaker 4: Dave Rubin allegedly they think that it was Dave Rumin
Speaker 4: that said this that he was the most skeptical about
Speaker 4: reading the portfolio, that he said that he was a
Speaker 4: champion of social justice, and Dave.
Speaker 1: Room was like, wait a minute, don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to take woke money about this, but
Speaker 1: he still took it anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they were satisfied with this fake ass thing
Speaker 4: with this guy and having any fucking paper trail or
Speaker 4: hands in anything that you can trace. And they were
Speaker 4: so we know Tim Poole was getting so he would
Speaker 4: do four his cultural War podcasts. All it did was
Speaker 4: he claims that they had no influence on me. All
Speaker 4: they did was give me money to post on tenant,
Speaker 4: which was just they would do four episodes a month,
Speaker 4: which is just like a week, you know, a weekly podcast.
Speaker 4: Each episode one hundred thousand dollars per episode, one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars per episode.
Speaker 1: Allegedly too, which is market rate. We'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a second. We'll get to that in a fucking second.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, Dave Rubin I think was getting twenty five
Speaker 4: thousand per or like say Benny Johnson was like the
Speaker 4: four under thousand per month. So they were they were
Speaker 4: getting relatively the same type of money, but just broken
Speaker 4: up in different ways. And so these guys were getting
Speaker 4: paid millions of dollars to you know, and it is
Speaker 4: proven actually at some with some of the discord messages
Speaker 4: that some of them were influenced, but it was probably
Speaker 4: the lower level people.
Speaker 1: Like there's this.
Speaker 4: Guy Matt Christensen that I only remember because has used
Speaker 4: to do a podcast with this YouTuber named Blonde in
Speaker 4: the Belly of the Beast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, does that sound familiar?
Speaker 4: She just old this is like she disappeared just as
Speaker 4: fast as she was around. So she was around in
Speaker 4: like twenty sixteen or something. She did a podcast with
Speaker 4: this guy, Matt Christensen. That's the only reason I remember
Speaker 4: this guy. And she got exposed for being, you know,
Speaker 4: on racist, fucking shipping on. I think there was like
Speaker 4: this white guy dating like a Muslim woman and she
Speaker 4: had something to say about him, like of course, of
Speaker 4: course everything always leads to this.
Speaker 3: And imagine, imagine for real, imagine like imagine like having
Speaker 3: having this this bag of money right in your fucking hands.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go be
Speaker 1: racist and sucking up. Like the idea of that is
Speaker 1: so crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, they were being paid for it.
Speaker 3: Well you get me paid, you got you can't you
Speaker 3: can't go full race, you.
Speaker 1: Have to around. I think that's gotta yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 3: So they all, probably the vast majority of them are
Speaker 3: fucking straight up bigot it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm phenomenally.
Speaker 1: I really don't like gay people.
Speaker 3: I really don't, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Well, well, what I was getting up before was like
Speaker 2: what I was getting up before was like you have
Speaker 2: to so in order to say a lot of the
Speaker 2: stuff that they were saying.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta believe somebody you would, well, no, you would.
Speaker 2: You have to either be paid by Russia to say
Speaker 2: it or just a genuine imbecile. Like so Tempole was
Speaker 2: talking about like how I didn't know which like as
Speaker 2: far as like we know, like we don't, we can't
Speaker 2: be certain. My hunch is that he knew because I
Speaker 2: just don't understand how you don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that money and you have people to do
Speaker 3: a little bit of research.
Speaker 2: You can't have that much money funneling into you and
Speaker 2: be like oh there must be no strings attack.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like they're just giving me free money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just free money. They just like what I do.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't know. Like there's this video
Speaker 2: of him going around where he's talking about like you,
Speaker 2: he pounds the desk and he's like Ukraine is the enemy,
Speaker 2: the number one enemy of the United States. And like, listen,
Speaker 2: with all the respect, even if you did believe that
Speaker 2: Russia was justified in going into Ukraine, even if you
Speaker 2: did believe that sincerely, to then believe that Ukraine is
Speaker 2: the number one enemy of the United States is passonize it.
Speaker 2: That is, it is so impossible to believe that Tempoole
Speaker 2: is either again an imbecile or he's being paid to
Speaker 2: say that by right, Like, there's no there's no there's
Speaker 2: no middle ground. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: My question is how could you how could crazy in
Speaker 1: the United States? Ukraine the possibility?
Speaker 3: How could you sit down? How could you sit down?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Cannas is a bigger enemy than Ukraine.
Speaker 3: You have more influence on us than Yeah, how do
Speaker 3: you sit down? How do you how do you claim
Speaker 3: to know about anything politically and foreign affairs? And then
Speaker 3: let something like that leave your mouth? That is where
Speaker 3: my brain is, like see, like my brain is like trying.
Speaker 3: It's trying to figure out a Rubik's cube, but all
Speaker 3: the shapes are squares. You got to make a circle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me, let me, let me stop you.
Speaker 4: So, I I have wrestled, I've wrestled with this a lot,
Speaker 4: and I wrestled with it more when this ship came out,
Speaker 4: because you know, as much as I you know, as
Speaker 4: much as I would criticize the United States, I'm the
Speaker 4: criticism comes from a level of patriotism where like I
Speaker 4: want my country to be well and so shoot.
Speaker 1: Me a text.
Speaker 2: You immediately that I forget because this video is circling
Speaker 2: around like I did TikTok a long time ago where
Speaker 2: I kind of where I talked about this literally and
Speaker 2: it was like I talked about like how people a
Speaker 2: long time ago sent me an email and like, hey,
Speaker 2: you could make a lot of money doing X, Y
Speaker 2: and Z, and I said no. And this video has
Speaker 2: been like kind of like I've seen it circling around
Speaker 2: recent I've seen it circulating around. And by the way,
Speaker 2: I do let that video is literally because there's like
Speaker 2: a camera mistake in it bothered the hell out of me.
Speaker 2: Like so if I saw people asking like are you
Speaker 2: okay with this video? Yeah, I stand by everything I
Speaker 2: said in that video. I just hate the fact that
Speaker 2: the camera slips at the end. It really really fucking
Speaker 2: bothers me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like this is this is obvious now.
Speaker 2: A lot of people were asking was it Russia that
Speaker 2: sent me that like, and to be fairly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't get far enough into that conversation
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: Just like, but there's a lot of money circling in
Speaker 1: influencer spaces anyway, So like it might have been Russia,
Speaker 1: it might not have been.
Speaker 2: I really have no fucking idea. The point is there's
Speaker 2: a lot of money in this sphere in general. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of money going into influencing people. Once it
Speaker 2: was once people started watching YouTube for their information more
Speaker 2: than you know, television, people took note of that and
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, this is a lot we can,
Speaker 2: you know, have a lot of control here. And so
Speaker 2: I can't say for sure, like where that money was
Speaker 2: gonna come from?
Speaker 1: Take it? How could you know?
Speaker 4: It's just like, the only reason we know is because
Speaker 4: the DJ doing investigations about where this money specifically was
Speaker 4: coming from. We knew there and paid for just like
Speaker 4: you're saying, Ukraine is the enemy. Fucking Timpole went on
Speaker 4: a diatribe of and I might have mentioned this on
Speaker 4: the podcast before. He was like, shout out to uh
Speaker 4: elon Musk's Tesla workers that aren't that don't have a union.
Speaker 4: The only auto industry in the you know, in the
Speaker 4: only company that builds cars in the United States to
Speaker 4: not have a fucking union, and Tim Poles like shout
Speaker 4: out as if they want that the workers, Yeah, shout
Speaker 4: out to the workers, as if the workers fucking want that,
Speaker 4: as if they don't want a fucking union, you know, like,
Speaker 4: you know, the anti union union busting, which is not
Speaker 4: for the people where I'm like, the stuff that he
Speaker 4: says is so clearly he's bought and paid for. It
Speaker 4: wasn't the same thing. I don't know if I'm as
Speaker 4: stupid as Joe Rogan is. A while ago, he noticed
Speaker 4: when Jordan Peterson came on his podcast one time and
Speaker 4: just out of nowhere started talking about how dope fracking is,
Speaker 4: and Joe Rogan was like, the fuck well and.
Speaker 2: Started pushing back, I'm going to do something unusual, got
Speaker 2: and I'm going to give credit to Joe Rogan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I do think for all of Joe Rogan's faults,
Speaker 2: I think he's authentically stupid. Yes, I don't think he's
Speaker 2: like I don't think he's like malicious and like Machiavelian.
Speaker 2: I think he's genuinely just easily suggestible and very open
Speaker 2: to that kind of like manipulation.
Speaker 1: I think I think he's gotten old.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I think young Joe Rogan will look at modern
Speaker 3: Jo Rogan to probably be like, my nigga, you were audio.
Speaker 1: Well, he wouldn't recognize who the fuck that is a gorilla?
Speaker 1: What happened? Like hair? What this is? I don't know
Speaker 1: what this is? This is crazy.
Speaker 4: This is like terminator ship, like they just like made
Speaker 4: me and it's growing weird, or maybe it's like a
Speaker 4: metal gear fucking copy like anything made me.
Speaker 1: He's growing weird crazy.
Speaker 3: Feel like because I feel like that's like I don't know, because.
Speaker 4: It's the antithesis of like a lot of things that
Speaker 4: he stood for. He's even talked about, like say when
Speaker 4: when he found out that the moon landing wasn't in
Speaker 4: fact faked because he used to believe it for a
Speaker 4: long time, and then when he started doing like real research,
Speaker 4: like say, oh, if I go hard in the pain
Speaker 4: on one direction, I need to like find out about
Speaker 4: the other ship to what other people are saying. And
Speaker 4: once he did that and figured out, he's like, I'm
Speaker 4: a fucking moron. Same thing when he thought like Kim
Speaker 4: Trails might have been a thing, and then he had
Speaker 4: a friend that was a pilot that he's like, no,
Speaker 4: these are contrails.
Speaker 1: Let me explain.
Speaker 4: So he used to be like this, and then at
Speaker 4: some point he just stopped. But there was a point
Speaker 4: even when the George Jordan Peterson came on the podcast
Speaker 4: and was like, oh fracking, so amazing, and you can
Speaker 4: see the oil barons just funneling money in his pocket
Speaker 4: on the podcast, there's the there's like you can see it.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's like, I don't know, something seems off here.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: For you to be perception of flat out negative?
Speaker 2: What what's the figure? What's the lowest perception in D
Speaker 2: n D? What's the class of the lowest perception theoretically?
Speaker 2: Or is it like more like custom allocation? Like how
Speaker 2: to explain it? Like it's barbarian perception.
Speaker 3: Because barbarians have good like instincts, right, they might be
Speaker 3: good perceptively, but the idea of like Russian agent moments
Speaker 3: see if that's an agent, the barbarian rolls at twenty
Speaker 3: and it's like that guy's a agent. His idea of that,
Speaker 3: but even but like it's he's just he's as old.
Speaker 3: I think he got old and conservative as he got old,
Speaker 3: and I will say a lot of people.
Speaker 4: I will say he started making a lot more money.
Speaker 4: The more money you make, a lot of people become
Speaker 4: more conservative to protect their own money because they want
Speaker 4: to protect Yeah, and and so I will say one
Speaker 4: thing though, he definitely I do believe he is genuinely stupid.
Speaker 4: But then there's a part of me that, you know,
Speaker 4: I found out that he actually recently sold his like
Speaker 4: on it company or the Alpha Brain shit whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he sold that to a big farmer company. And I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, well, he's not He's not that stupid.
Speaker 4: He also understands because you know, he's been railing against
Speaker 4: Big Pharma a lot, and he's like, oh, I love
Speaker 4: fucking RFK Junior. But then he sells out the big
Speaker 4: pharmacil he is as stupid as I think, because that
Speaker 4: is a calculated, fucking chill move. So it's like, but
Speaker 4: I still more on the side that he's really stupid, right,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Like it's not just it's just not like the debate.
Speaker 4: It's not completely black and white as I thought it
Speaker 4: was before. I was like, oh, the shades of gray,
Speaker 4: because he's he's he's shilling. But anyway, I want to I
Speaker 4: want to get back to let's get back to the
Speaker 4: rest of the things. Listen, because we're getting a little
Speaker 4: bit to talk about stupid we got, we got, we got,
Speaker 4: because there's there's still there's still so much, there's still
Speaker 4: more to unpack about this because yeah, Lauren shann and
Speaker 4: their husband, they got raided and stuff, so they're probably
Speaker 4: gonna get in trouble too. Eventually there might be some
Speaker 4: dimension or charges coming they are We'll see what happens,
Speaker 4: because then you know, Plea deals a lot of things
Speaker 4: they might sell the people on the road, because there
Speaker 4: is the thing that is so crazy about this one thing.
Speaker 4: This is just a drop in the bucket. Like we
Speaker 4: already said that, there's you know, all this everywhere, rushes
Speaker 4: a lot of it. Obviously, there's a lot of American
Speaker 4: like billionaire influences through like I mentioned Jordan Peterson, the fracking.
Speaker 4: This is like whenever you see somebody just we've seen
Speaker 4: a lot of commentators go from let's say Dave Rubin,
Speaker 4: Jimmy Dore. These were people that were associated with the
Speaker 4: fucking Young Turks and then going from that to being
Speaker 4: fucking hard right now like Jimmy Door is completely Oh
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have on fucking Matt Walsh and we're gonna
Speaker 4: suck each other's dicks about transgender and how much lovey
Speaker 4: and yummy there, I mean, how bad they are, you know,
Speaker 4: because that's what's really going on. But like the the
Speaker 4: idea of like you see these people, who's Russell Brand's
Speaker 4: another one? Uh yeah, it's very it's you can it's
Speaker 4: well documented by a lot of great, good YouTubers. There's
Speaker 4: actually a guy named timbo on Toast who actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: he made a fucking great just recently about Russell Brand
Speaker 4: deep diving into like how he does his quote unquote research,
Speaker 4: brilliant fucking video, but like it's all well document to
Speaker 4: see his dissent where he just realized, like everything else,
Speaker 4: I'm becoming a has been, I'm not getting as much money,
Speaker 4: and they're only in these industries to make money. They
Speaker 4: don't actually believe in anything. So then he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: all the money's on the right, like because clearly in
Speaker 4: progressive politics, these billionaires and these fucking companies and Russia
Speaker 4: is not gonna give them any money because they want
Speaker 4: to dismantle them. We don't want Russia interfere in our elections.
Speaker 4: We don't want big farmer, big companies controlling our fucking
Speaker 4: shit and price gouging, oil beards, price gouging. So they
Speaker 4: don't give us money because they're not we're not gonna
Speaker 4: advocate for them. So then obviously they funneled Temple, Dave Rubin,
Speaker 4: Jimmy Dre, fucking whomever, fucking Hodge Twins, all these people.
Speaker 4: They're fucking Daily Wire, backed by big fucking money out
Speaker 4: of nowhere, trying to make a network, trying to rival
Speaker 4: fucking Netflix, like, and they try to act like Tim
Speaker 4: Poole had on Emma Vigland from the Majority Report when
Speaker 4: they opened up the podcast, they were trying to act like,
Speaker 4: or Temple is trying to act like, no, we don't
Speaker 4: have big money over here, we're just better at managing
Speaker 4: our money, trying to say maybe Sam Ceter needs a
Speaker 4: like a CEO or a CEO because like he was basically,
Speaker 4: Emma was saying, y'all have so much money and influence
Speaker 4: and we're just trying to like punch back a little bit,
Speaker 4: you know, trying to put a dent in your guys
Speaker 4: fucking machine. And so Temple makes the statement says that
Speaker 4: we are independent, we're not backed by anybody, just completely lies.
Speaker 3: Fucking we know that.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to lie about it. He shouldn't lie.
Speaker 3: And then the thing is nothing, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 3: those things. Well, if you just have money and you're
Speaker 3: forgetting money, if you're not getting it from the city,
Speaker 3: it's place.
Speaker 1: That's one thing.
Speaker 3: You just have money to back up your production company
Speaker 3: to say whatever you're gonna do, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 3: that inherently where they're getting that money.
Speaker 4: It also will I will say it matters subject wise.
Speaker 4: It matters because if you're like say, say, for example,
Speaker 4: if you're a fucking Fortnite gamer and you're getting funneled
Speaker 4: money to become a star, Yeah, who gives a ship?
Speaker 1: That's I don't care about that.
Speaker 4: But like, if you are influencing fucking people's minds like
Speaker 4: and when you and then you're funnel and then you're
Speaker 4: fucking pretending like your independent media, that is the problem.
Speaker 3: It's fucking as I do have a Fortnite player getting
Speaker 3: funneled money to play fucking Fortnite by Russia.
Speaker 1: That is the Russian Fortnite influencers.
Speaker 3: You checked Tefle's account and you see seventy five million
Speaker 3: dollars chances by fucking Russia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're just like it says Russia from Russia correctly.
Speaker 2: Man, I've been having a field day with this. I'm
Speaker 2: just I've been smiling for days. It's been because the
Speaker 2: second I saw it, I was like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw it, I replied
Speaker 1: to Dave Rubin, I did, I did see. What did
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 2: I said, which I think means as far as I
Speaker 2: remember from it's it's hello, comrade in Russian, which I
Speaker 2: learned from like destroyal humans.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know if it's like a real Russian,
Speaker 1: but immediately frame one.
Speaker 2: That's great because I haven't responded him in years ever
Speaker 2: since he he tattled on me to Colin about like
Speaker 2: telling him to do you remember that? That's I told
Speaker 2: that story on.
Speaker 1: Uh a Twitter trash right right? Holy ship? Thinking about
Speaker 1: I was like, we gotta do bring one back. We
Speaker 1: should do one. There's so much Yeah, we would.
Speaker 3: It would be insane because of how like how far
Speaker 3: we've all come from that point of the last one,
Speaker 3: that if we do like one big Twitter trash.
Speaker 1: I feel like we'd end up killing ourselves body end.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be the same thing?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it would be a different kind of thing.
Speaker 2: This is because that's kind of what the show is
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 1: Not really, we're more like, yeah, yeah, it is the same.
Speaker 1: It should be. It'd be a different way of shooting.
Speaker 1: It's like two percent more organized. That's all.
Speaker 3: Speaking of two percent two steps ahead is what a
Speaker 3: certain person as always, I'm not done talking about this.
Speaker 1: You don't get more.
Speaker 4: I know what he was trying to go into. I
Speaker 4: know you trying to go to that that that actually
Speaker 4: would have been pretty nice.
Speaker 1: But hold on a good transition. But that would have
Speaker 1: been a good transition. But no, there's I.
Speaker 3: Give me money, bro, I get fucking I would eventually
Speaker 3: snitch do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we get it, we've we get it. Ah,
Speaker 1: if we could grift, we do. Yeah, you know we
Speaker 1: could about that so much. We talked about it.
Speaker 2: So it's people like, what are they going to talk
Speaker 2: about how good they would be grifting again, It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's the same thing as people always say,
Speaker 4: don't talk about it, be about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well here's the here's here's going to be. Here's
Speaker 2: the truth. Here's here's a real truth that I want
Speaker 2: people to understand. It is genuinely not hard to become rich.
Speaker 2: It's not difficult.
Speaker 1: What it is.
Speaker 2: It's difficult to become rich and be ethical. Yeah, that's hard,
Speaker 2: but it's very easy to just sell out and be
Speaker 2: like easy.
Speaker 1: But it's not. It's incredibly You just have to have
Speaker 1: no moral five and then you can be rich as five.
Speaker 2: And you can't argue this.
Speaker 1: Because you could just start selling people. I guess you
Speaker 1: can sell drugs. So you can sell drugs, dude, to
Speaker 1: elevate up the people, drugs, everything. If you hood will
Speaker 1: make bands and bands a day, if you're willing.
Speaker 2: To kill people, if you're willing to step on people,
Speaker 2: if you're willing to sell people out of it's so,
Speaker 2: it is remarkably easy.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: It's not difficult to become rich. It's difficult to become
Speaker 2: rich in an evigal way. Which is why every time
Speaker 2: I see this ship and I'm like, oh you got
Speaker 2: oh Timpoole just suddenly had suddenly just has money to
Speaker 2: build a compound.
Speaker 1: Okay, fucking he bought a skate park.
Speaker 4: He bought a skate park for almost nine hundred thousand
Speaker 4: dollars just because like some you know, these skate parts wanted.
Speaker 4: There's nothing to do with Tim Poole, and then he
Speaker 4: bought it from under them. He just has almost a
Speaker 4: million dollars to spare just to buy a skate park.
Speaker 2: And to be clear, I want people and I want
Speaker 2: people to understand I'm when I talk about these people,
Speaker 2: I talk about it from a from a perspective of
Speaker 2: having literally spoken with these people one on one in
Speaker 2: person off camera. I've hung out with Tempoole off camera.
Speaker 2: I've hung out with Lauren Chen off camera. These were
Speaker 2: at one point at least relatively normal human beings.
Speaker 4: And then, yeah, the problem is it's the same thing
Speaker 4: with There's a lot of people in the House in Congress,
Speaker 4: uh that start off the same way. They actually have
Speaker 4: certain goals and aspirations, and then lobbyists get their greasy
Speaker 4: hands on them. And it's hard to say I feel
Speaker 4: little a less sympathy for a lot of these people
Speaker 4: in Congress because they still make good money. They still
Speaker 4: make like six figures a year, and shit, if they
Speaker 4: weren't getting fucking lobbied.
Speaker 1: The work ten days a year Yeah, they don't work
Speaker 1: very so I don't have much sympathy.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, it's just like, oh, NRA,
Speaker 4: Like if you look at, say, how much Romney is
Speaker 4: made from the NRA for example, just like one small
Speaker 4: example when you from them rah, So when you see
Speaker 4: that shit, you're just like, Oh, I understand why they
Speaker 4: they become so easily corruptible because they've never seen that
Speaker 4: much money before in their fucking say no, and like,
Speaker 4: won't you disappear?
Speaker 1: You won't.
Speaker 2: It's not you, It's gonna be somebody else. And so
Speaker 2: you're gonna be like, why shouldn't I live like a king?
Speaker 1: Literally? Why am I gonna not? Why am I gonna
Speaker 1: Why am I gonna not live like a king? Right?
Speaker 1: And struggle the entire time because I like the idea
Speaker 1: like if you just say no, and you like no,
Speaker 1: feel that you said the people who would say no
Speaker 1: are not in are not? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, because what if because I feel like there
Speaker 3: has to be at least don't you would assume no,
Speaker 3: there are people one person in that group that has
Speaker 3: like upstanding morals.
Speaker 1: There's probably likes I don't this is fucked up? Well,
Speaker 1: there's there's probably a handful.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if there's like maybe like a
Speaker 2: couple of people there like with like some moral backbone,
Speaker 2: but they're not gonna be the people that you hear
Speaker 2: about because they're not gonna have they're not gonna get
Speaker 2: the attention. I feel like maybe, I honestly like maybe
Speaker 2: Bernie was probably like the most morally like consistent person, right,
Speaker 2: and he just just based on sheer coincidence, I think
Speaker 2: got like swept them into the zeitgeist.
Speaker 3: And I think he did because of how how loud
Speaker 3: well at the time, the period of time, because the hips.
Speaker 2: He technically kind of you know, I mean he's he
Speaker 2: capitulated a little bit, especially other people a little bit whatever.
Speaker 2: You try to play the game a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like to become president, you know.
Speaker 4: And yeah, at a certain point, a lot of these
Speaker 4: people they always do that. They're like, fuck, I can't
Speaker 4: completely support.
Speaker 2: All my supporters are sexiste.
Speaker 4: All the all these Russian assets, all these traders, they're
Speaker 4: they're nothing, they're nothing. If you notice a pattern, they
Speaker 4: didn't pick anyone that's actually talented.
Speaker 1: They didn't they didn't pick anyone.
Speaker 4: They picked dumb pieces of ship that are gonna comply,
Speaker 4: and so even if they didn't know they're they're just
Speaker 4: like that said that there are people, There are some people.
Speaker 4: There are people like say Ben Japarrol. I think Ben Japarol,
Speaker 4: I think is smart enough, but he he says a
Speaker 4: lot of dumb shit on purpose, and he also.
Speaker 1: Likes he said, but like these.
Speaker 4: People are actually like Temple, Dave Ruben, They're dumb by
Speaker 4: default and they say dumb shit because they're dumb. Jim
Speaker 4: Benjapiro to me more like say, even he wouldn't even
Speaker 4: go too far when it came to like vaccine shit,
Speaker 4: Like even if you listen to him, he wouldn't go
Speaker 4: too far. He was actually like, no, my grandparents are vaccinated.
Speaker 4: This this that we He was even, he has limits,
Speaker 4: And that's what I can tell somebody. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I can understand somebody who's real, and someone who someone
Speaker 4: who's a real but they're also just a Charlatan, and
Speaker 4: someone who's just a dumb motherfucker who also happens to
Speaker 4: be Charlotte Temple.
Speaker 1: Some people that are real and some people that are really.
Speaker 2: Timple was the most disappointing one for me because I actually,
Speaker 2: I actually do think Temple is a talented dude. Like
Speaker 2: because I've I've did I've played guitar with him, I've
Speaker 2: like he's like a good He's not. He's he could
Speaker 2: have done well, like without taking total he was before advice.
Speaker 2: That's always disappointing about him. Dave Ruben No has no talent,
Speaker 2: talentless hack there's no talent in his family probably, like
Speaker 2: there's like that is that that is a lineage of
Speaker 2: just hackering.
Speaker 1: He sucks, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when he even though he tries to prove things,
Speaker 3: he proves things wrong.
Speaker 1: Everything. He's like, he does nothing right.
Speaker 3: He can't even be fact check right, he does nothing right.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, what the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 3: Dude, he says dumb ship, he says embarrassing. Someone says
Speaker 3: something back, he says it's wrong, and then in the
Speaker 3: middle of fact check again he's wrong.
Speaker 2: He's the worst one, Like he's the worst one to
Speaker 2: me because he's talentless and has no charisma.
Speaker 1: And you know, yeah, that's the lack of charisma that
Speaker 1: such an I mean, I mean, bro, he decided to
Speaker 1: form me the crowd that would hate him for his nature,
Speaker 1: you know, I love that video of.
Speaker 2: Him talking, like when when Ben Shapiro's like, I would
Speaker 2: never go to your anniversary, was like, I respect you
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 4: I think that was actually the first, the first time
Speaker 4: I I was invited on this podcast before I joined.
Speaker 4: I think I came on as a guest and we
Speaker 4: talked about that. Really that was the first thing.
Speaker 1: It was that long ago. This was like twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, something like that out of Pocket Bro twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't remember, Yeah, something like that. Hearing hearing
Speaker 1: say that, I like anything.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's like on some level, on some level,
Speaker 1: I respect asking you're gay, you're not, you shouldn't have children?
Speaker 1: Your gay? Your husband's gay.
Speaker 2: You're gay and your husband gay?
Speaker 1: Will you make a lot of good points? This is
Speaker 1: the Battlegrold, the ideas about dude he was watching it
Speaker 1: might cry and I see a lot of people and
Speaker 1: look demation.
Speaker 2: I see a lot of people like making this mistake
Speaker 2: right where it's like I see just like, man, why
Speaker 2: do you hate the ruins?
Speaker 1: Like I don't, I don't, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just see him this is a dumb person just objective,
Speaker 2: like there's no this has nothing to do with any
Speaker 2: like I've met this guy, there's nothing. There's nothing there
Speaker 2: I think I can like, there is just no redeeming quality.
Speaker 2: And so when he gets out of for something like this,
Speaker 2: of course I'm of course I'm gonna laugh and like
Speaker 2: have a good time with this.
Speaker 1: You're better you met him, so you might have like
Speaker 1: an ability to respect him someone I don't because because
Speaker 1: you you might have an ability to be more apathetic
Speaker 1: because you've seen blood, like you're human, like, oh that's
Speaker 1: a real human for you, like you've seen it. But
Speaker 1: for me, I'm like, fuck this guy.
Speaker 3: Like suffer, suffer, cry, see of fear.
Speaker 1: I want everything to happen. Like I love all this.
Speaker 2: It feels good, cathartic. I feel very vindicated the fact
Speaker 2: that like I didn't take that money because I got
Speaker 2: to sit here and laughs.
Speaker 1: Like I remember, I've remembers suck. There was a there
Speaker 1: was a.
Speaker 4: There was a Conservative college or a Christian college, whatever
Speaker 4: concern that wanted me to that wanted me. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: a Christian college, which is yeah, that is the Conservative college.
Speaker 4: And they offered forgot what it was called.
Speaker 1: Failed Jesus, I got Jesus class mad what great?
Speaker 2: Did you have an ap Jesus.
Speaker 1: Jesus man found out he was Jewish. I just couldn't
Speaker 1: going to hell Bro got an A plus and Judas
Speaker 1: though you're going to hell.
Speaker 3: Bro the idea of you can bet up on that
Speaker 3: stage and someone being like, I didn't know he was black,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh.
Speaker 1: Do you get like a do you Is it like
Speaker 1: a real diploma or is it just like some chucky
Speaker 1: cheese ship? Christians, it's like a reprinted Bible do nothing
Speaker 1: with race? Great? Like there's a lot of great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they tell your educational history through proverbs. There's all
Speaker 2: these all this vague ship. You're like, did I pass it?
Speaker 1: You're like, how do I? How do I study this?
Speaker 2: Did I pass?
Speaker 1: I don't take this literally? Is one plus one actually
Speaker 1: to like, I don't know? Is it the way? That's
Speaker 1: the way to do it? Though?
Speaker 4: Man, I remember I remember listening to Dusty Dusty Smith
Speaker 4: one time, and I think he said it in his
Speaker 4: thirties or something something so late that it was insane
Speaker 4: that he said that he didn't even know that they
Speaker 4: were non religious people until well into his adulthood. That's
Speaker 4: why how sheltered he was. Mississippi in a fucking kept
Speaker 4: him so And I imagine there's probably so many people
Speaker 4: like that. They just they don't even know this outside
Speaker 4: perspective even exists.
Speaker 3: But he's like, that's what I really met, Shepherd immediate.
Speaker 1: That is crazy that Shepherd. Humans are fucking sick humans.
Speaker 1: Are you met this? Motherfucker? Just great? Can I say
Speaker 1: this real quick? Yeah, I've been playing through the mass
Speaker 1: Efet trilogy. That's act is so good.
Speaker 2: I know we keep saying this, yeah, but like it's
Speaker 2: been years since I replayed mass Effect. I tried at
Speaker 2: the beginning of the Pandemic and then I got to
Speaker 2: that first mission early on where they're like there's a
Speaker 2: quarantine zone and there's a plague, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Can't do why. It's a good mission, but like at
Speaker 1: the time, I was like I was at the time,
Speaker 1: it was everything in life. You couldn't do it. You're like,
Speaker 1: I can't, I'm stuck in my house, get anywhere. I
Speaker 1: was literally trying to escape reality.
Speaker 2: And then I go into I go into the sci
Speaker 2: fi world and they're like there's a plague like the underground, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we have to make a vaccine and I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I love plague.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like I never played any of the deal cs I played.
Speaker 2: I played mass Efect too. I played mass Efect two
Speaker 2: when it was new. Oh so you never got so
Speaker 2: I never like I'm I spent like the first couple
Speaker 2: of hours and I'm like, oh my goodness, lady Kasumi's there.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: You never got the quick queen bro.
Speaker 4: Never assume me is Kasumi is technically better than a sniper, because.
Speaker 1: Going that's good. That ship.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh baby, her and Garris are such an
Speaker 3: unfair combination.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just like Garris like snip snip, and then
Speaker 4: she's just going dark and I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Even fighting people sometimes. I'm just sometimes I'm just like
Speaker 1: exploring because they everybody up, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like I didn't I didn't do any of
Speaker 2: that stuff. I didn't the Shadow Broker. I just I
Speaker 2: just started the Shadow Broker thing. Now I don't know
Speaker 2: anything about it.
Speaker 1: I did the art Museum thing.
Speaker 2: We were sick with the consuming, the dragon age, fucking Ogre,
Speaker 2: just the.
Speaker 1: Demon, the idea of that.
Speaker 3: That bothered me so much because that's so much more
Speaker 3: implication than that universe needed right there. That was like,
Speaker 3: shut up, it's that's that's too deep. You're going to
Speaker 3: d that, right, that's crazy. You're just an easter egg.
Speaker 3: But it's there. But it's I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I didn't you write video essays on this ship. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but it's there, Like I didn't
Speaker 3: make it.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind it there. I know right there, what's
Speaker 1: going on? What stupid? I'm not like in purgatory. Fuck
Speaker 1: you dude, you can't. You cannot tell me.
Speaker 3: You're just walking through this world of wild ship and
Speaker 3: then you see something even more wild.
Speaker 1: No you did? You didn't play Dragon age that No? No, no, listen, Kingston,
Speaker 1: you are you? You are Marvel poisoned? No, Ma, You're like,
Speaker 1: what does this mean? This is this? This imply the
Speaker 1: fucking super service? That's crazy.
Speaker 3: It doesn't that's what makes it that That makes it's
Speaker 3: so much more fun and crazy. I think that's so cool.
Speaker 1: You're gay whatever, so what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's really good there, Like but I spent
Speaker 2: like the first like like seven hours of this game,
Speaker 2: being like I don't remember any of this. So I
Speaker 2: even played Passifictory, like what do I? I thought it
Speaker 2: was going to get safe because I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't remember any of these people because who the fuck
Speaker 2: is this? And the Zaie the second you run it,
Speaker 2: you run into him, like immediately the second you go
Speaker 2: into Omega. Right, yeah, yeah, Like I don't remember this
Speaker 2: guy at all.
Speaker 1: It's like a whole new experience, it is.
Speaker 2: It was completely I only like now just started picking
Speaker 2: up like what I remember from mass Efact too, Like
Speaker 2: fifteen hours in, I'm like, this is what PlayStation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have the I have the what is
Speaker 1: it the collection there? Oh yeah that's so. I've been
Speaker 1: like playing on the PSI. I've been on the Steam
Speaker 1: deck streaming it. Did you on the Steam did you
Speaker 1: do a Zai's Loyalty mission? Yeah? You did that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was pretty fun. It's pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked I like disappointing him. I don't know
Speaker 4: what you know, I don't have at the end. You know,
Speaker 4: you don't let the guy, got no, right, you don't
Speaker 4: kill the guy. Well, I'm a paragon.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm a paragon too, but a lot. It's hard,
Speaker 3: but around a little bit, you know.
Speaker 4: Like you know, no, fucking around a little bit is
Speaker 4: like pushing that one dude out of the window if
Speaker 4: you remember, like there's that one where you can you
Speaker 4: have the choice to either push him out of the
Speaker 4: window or not. I can't remember what what uh mission
Speaker 4: it is, but there's a guy right next to the window,
Speaker 4: and then you get, Yeah, that's fucking around, not like
Speaker 4: a thing that will give you twenty plus Paragon points
Speaker 4: or twenty renegade.
Speaker 1: That's it's a little too much.
Speaker 3: You can you can still be full paragon by the into.
Speaker 1: That if you can, if you do everything, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I hate I love being paragon because my instinct, my
Speaker 3: instinct in games is to be good because I feel
Speaker 3: like when you're good, less function happened to you. That's
Speaker 3: like not real life, not real life at all, but
Speaker 3: in games. That's why Like in Balder's Gate three, speaking
Speaker 3: of balls Gate through the mods came out crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah right now, Yeah I have. I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to do it. Four hours.
Speaker 3: Over a million miles were downloaded, which is fucking absurd.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen people make some weird shit. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I got four dicks.
Speaker 3: But but what happened is you during the game right now,
Speaker 3: during the dark urge stuff, I'm going to finally go
Speaker 3: to the darker stuff you could just you can't not
Speaker 3: give people sometimes, and it bothers me so much as
Speaker 3: I'm like, I didn't want to kill this person and
Speaker 3: the fucking the really nice bomb Ti fling that you meet,
Speaker 3: that the barred one, the girl I forgot her name,
Speaker 3: the one I think she's mad hot, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: this bitch is fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Just be on my team.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck her. And then I wake up and
Speaker 3: her introils are on my hands and I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to do that. And then you got
Speaker 3: to like I lied to my teams. I didn't want
Speaker 3: them to be disappointed me. I didn't want Will to
Speaker 3: be mad at me, bro, that's my nigga. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to be like, oh, you're.
Speaker 1: A murderer, not be on your team. I hate that
Speaker 1: his name is Will.
Speaker 3: Will is such a real name, you know, such a
Speaker 3: It's such a real name in that world of like
Speaker 3: insane names.
Speaker 1: I mean, just like he can easily just not be
Speaker 1: on your team and you have to worry about disappointing.
Speaker 3: He's my charisma though, he's the rithma person.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 4: Man, Sometimes when you want to like it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: don't bring this person on the mission because you don't
Speaker 4: want them to find out about what you're gonna do. Right,
Speaker 4: So it's like certain things like I don't want this
Speaker 4: guy even in my camp because he's probably gonna confront me.
Speaker 1: So I'll make sure the consequences right now that I
Speaker 1: will literally not a good ship. Yeah, but yeah, that's yeah, man,
Speaker 1: Mass Effect to uh great, oh Russian spisers, and I
Speaker 1: will say I know what you're talking about now with
Speaker 1: the RPG stuff, because after going through mass Efect one
Speaker 1: and starting Mass of Fact two, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I kind of miss it, and then it fades immediately
Speaker 1: the seconds. Oh this is great.
Speaker 3: The story is so fucking cool and the side characters
Speaker 3: are so well done that like it's it's still a
Speaker 3: better experience, but the RPG Masfect one is really cool.
Speaker 1: It's better.
Speaker 2: But like I at a certain point, I was like
Speaker 2: I missed it for the first couple of hours, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm okay with this. I still don't
Speaker 2: like the whole point allocation thing into it's kind of
Speaker 2: annoying where you.
Speaker 1: Need three to Oh they made it really stupid. It's
Speaker 1: a little weird way, but they made it. It's better
Speaker 1: than fixed, a lot better.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Oh, there's like a mission that
Speaker 2: I didn't I never played before, that rogue AI thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is sick as they where they kidnapped
Speaker 2: that autistic guy and they make it I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Project Overloord or something, and that you
Speaker 1: gotta get him in the lab, right, you gotta go
Speaker 1: find him in the lab. Yeah that guy sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but dude like that, and he was like crazy.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is the point where
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't remember any of this in
Speaker 2: the original. What the fuck is going I really thought
Speaker 2: I was going crazy. There was a point in my
Speaker 2: in my in my brain where I was like, did
Speaker 2: I play Mass Effect two or did I just assume
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Did I imagine this? Did I have had the moments
Speaker 1: and then get right what I imagined to talk to
Speaker 1: people about it.
Speaker 2: Because my concept that L conversate about it, because my
Speaker 2: concept of DLC back then was maps. No it well
Speaker 2: maps and also for multiplayer stuff, but also like after
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like, oh a DALC, so
Speaker 2: it happens after we're done, Like you didn't have the option.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about the fact that, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: DLCs just kind of inject new ship into the center
Speaker 2: of the game.
Speaker 1: Kind of. I forgot that that was even a thing, that, yeah.
Speaker 3: How do I That is what DLC became definitely in
Speaker 3: the early like because it was expansions, right yeah, because
Speaker 3: I remember like in Dragon Age in Positionoid the deal,
Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure into into it just into the game.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: That's most RPGs because like usually the end state is
Speaker 2: like an end state, so in order to add more
Speaker 2: stuff to it would have to be in the middle.
Speaker 2: It would have to be like play it Cyberpunk the
Speaker 2: same way. But like you know, I just didn't even
Speaker 2: think of that, and I was just like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't recognize any of this by going crazy,
Speaker 2: but yeah, that that trilogy is really good. Everybody should play.
Speaker 1: I can't always serious.
Speaker 2: We've talked about it for years, but like I was
Speaker 2: going off of like memory and it's like oh, and
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe it doesn't hold up as well,
Speaker 2: and I'm playing, It's like now it holds up fucking fantastic.
Speaker 1: I played.
Speaker 3: Reason why the Western RPG standard is BioWare's two main franchises.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why is it still the standard. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's still Maybe because of Balder's Gate
Speaker 1: and like, uh, Divinity and well, Balder's Gate and even Witcher.
Speaker 1: I think probably, you know what I mean, maybe.
Speaker 3: Consider which are the same kind of game as that.
Speaker 3: But I agree, and I agree, I agree which is
Speaker 3: an action rpg. It's more than than like.
Speaker 1: Interesting that action rpg. I would say it is, but
Speaker 1: that's interesting.
Speaker 3: It just didn't like sure, Witcher is more like Mass
Speaker 3: Effect than it is what you then mask is like
Speaker 3: dragon Age, I would say, one hundred per.
Speaker 4: I would say Dragon Age Origins is still the fucking
Speaker 4: standard that people won't shut the fuck up about.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a reason why. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: people to like, Look, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I will say, everything, the the lore, the stories of
Speaker 4: dragon Age Origins fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I particularly don't care about the combat. It's I like it.
Speaker 4: However, I'm some body that can adapt heavy and there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people that cannot play that ship.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's that cult tour here we talked about,
Speaker 3: like because we're able to sit down and be like,
Speaker 3: you know what when you get past when looking like
Speaker 3: blocks and like you're taking thirteen minutes to do anything,
Speaker 3: the running and uh, you can pass all those game
Speaker 3: is actually kind of a fucking stellar creation in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four.
Speaker 1: Like, no, it's not. It kind of sucks, but like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that's a good game. Like
Speaker 1: the average person.
Speaker 4: Probably doesn't want to do that ship, you know, they
Speaker 4: don't want to fucking do that type of combat to
Speaker 4: like fuck I Like they're like, I don't really want
Speaker 4: to play a game where I can kind of I
Speaker 4: can technically just set my shit up and then go
Speaker 4: make a sandwich, you know, like maybe be interactive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, it's like if it's not
Speaker 1: a game, it's a movies. Yeah.
Speaker 4: To me, I'm like, I'm I mean, I have fun
Speaker 4: playing that ship. But also I I I enjoy myself
Speaker 4: a lot more when I'm way more engaging, So I.
Speaker 1: Don't really I understand comics and play card games.
Speaker 3: So I'm a guy like I'll sit down and if
Speaker 3: I enjoy something I'll make myself enjoy it if I
Speaker 3: want to enjoy it, right, opposed to like other people,
Speaker 3: Like I understand, being engaged is a very important thing
Speaker 3: in like the gaming ward. You gotta be engaged with us.
Speaker 3: You're like, you know, it's like playing basketball, but you
Speaker 3: just like you move pieces along the board. It's why
Speaker 3: I think a lot of turn based rpg is don't
Speaker 3: do anything for me. It's because I just feel I
Speaker 3: don't like sitting there and just waiting for the game
Speaker 3: to play itself.
Speaker 1: And that's why I liked Did you play See If Stars? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love that game.
Speaker 2: That's great because it's like it's turn based, but like
Speaker 2: then there's like this real time kind of element where
Speaker 2: you got to like, like you get more damage if
Speaker 2: you like time certain presses. It's like, this is great.
Speaker 3: This is Mario uh RPG in that aspect where it's
Speaker 3: like you got a time interaction you can block.
Speaker 4: So I was doing with the I I really had
Speaker 4: fun with the Legend of Dragoon because of that. That's what, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Legend Dragon.
Speaker 1: Was because of that. That was never like real time
Speaker 1: yeah for the game, and that was what I like.
Speaker 1: They compromise too though, you can like spind a.
Speaker 4: Shipload of gold to get a ring that would just
Speaker 4: have it auto for people that hated that ship or
Speaker 4: they're bad at timing, maybe even like accessibility issues. So
Speaker 4: I thought that was a perfect like balance because I
Speaker 4: love the interactions with some of the communs would be
Speaker 4: like nine and sometimes it would go fast as fun.
Speaker 1: It was like super engaging. I loved it. There's video
Speaker 1: games are picking up right now. Dude, it's gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna get it. Sooner or later. We're gonna get it. Dude.
Speaker 1: There they brought back. They're bringing back Kroc Crop. Dude, Crocs.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad game, but like very good. Stop
Speaker 1: like that was to me.
Speaker 2: It was like the last thing for the PS one
Speaker 2: that I was like, it would be cool to have
Speaker 2: that just just just just for preservations sake, because I
Speaker 2: really like that era of like video like the p
Speaker 2: S one, p S two. There was something like Crash Spiral,
Speaker 2: like these these three D platformers are so good. Kroc
Speaker 2: was like the most stilted of them, but Kroc was cute.
Speaker 3: It was scary unique time of video games where it
Speaker 3: was just like they were people really just trying anything.
Speaker 3: They were throwing it at the wall and if it's stuck,
Speaker 3: it stopped. But like, bring back the good ones, like
Speaker 3: remake Chrono Trigger. I'm fucking done asking for that. Remake
Speaker 3: Legend of Dragoon, like stop stop.
Speaker 1: Those are hardest make play with. Yeah, but like like those,
Speaker 1: remake them. But every but.
Speaker 2: Everything that I grew up with the PS from the
Speaker 2: PS one has been brought back now, like everything, Like
Speaker 2: it's officially it's great. Everybody understand. Like Medieval, well they
Speaker 2: didn't do Medieval to which is unfortunate because it's the
Speaker 2: best one. But Medieval Crash tam racing the Crash trilogy,
Speaker 2: the spiral like canes around the corner. I'm stoked about that.
Speaker 1: That would see.
Speaker 4: At least that makes sense to me, Like at least
Speaker 4: that I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember when that ship
Speaker 4: came out.
Speaker 5: Everyone was talking, you're not gonna play Crock Legend of
Speaker 5: the Gabas.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be all over. What's the name of the game.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the game that you fight dinosaurs
Speaker 3: with the wild Man in the future with guns and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Soon, I think so. I I think I heard something
Speaker 2: like rumors and I think I heard something about a game. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't remember the Crisis, guy, Dina Crisis was good.
Speaker 3: That's the other game that could have been talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised Capcom hasn't done that. That was because they had,
Speaker 1: didn't they do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, Well they had this game called Exo Primal
Speaker 2: or something which was like, which is like everybody to Dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: When when that game was revealed, everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Dino Crisis, and then it was it wasn't and.
Speaker 1: We're like, why why not?
Speaker 2: Just you're clearly you clearly want to make Dinochrisis. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: nobody cared about it.
Speaker 1: Then that game suck as Yeah, it's not very good
Speaker 1: because nobody remembers seeing it sucks because it's not Dino Crisis.
Speaker 3: To be honest, if it just said Dino Crisis, it
Speaker 3: would be like, all this game is actually.
Speaker 2: No dude, I miss I don't know, man, there was
Speaker 2: a dude at.
Speaker 1: BRO I know, I know I was. So this game
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere, kind of right in the dark,
Speaker 1: like I've heard the hype. But here's the thing, I
Speaker 1: have not seen a second of game boy. I know
Speaker 1: it's just a bot. It is just a three D
Speaker 1: It is like very It's like Mario sixty four kind
Speaker 1: of little big planet. But this new version of it
Speaker 1: literally almost it's like a three D platform.
Speaker 2: It's a collected on like kind of like Banjo Kazui
Speaker 2: or like you know, Mario sixty four of these kinds
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: Spiro is what they wanted to be. But next, next,
Speaker 1: next suck. But dude, it is so like I came
Speaker 1: out the P five right, that was like the launch
Speaker 1: the mark was what was it? Yeah, NAC was four,
Speaker 1: but this was so astrobot. I thought there was like
Speaker 1: a little mini game, so Astrobot.
Speaker 2: I think it was introduced for PS four with like
Speaker 2: a PSVR thing and it was like a tech demo.
Speaker 2: I think I could be mistaken, but it's like something
Speaker 2: like this where there was like a PSVR tech demo
Speaker 2: and they invented this like character to just kind of
Speaker 2: like get people say.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is what PSBR is.
Speaker 2: And then for the PS five there was like a
Speaker 2: tech demo game like it was built into kind of
Speaker 2: showcase like the controller and all that stuff, and that
Speaker 2: was pretty good.
Speaker 1: That was like a decent platform. This one's so like
Speaker 1: I plan I fit.
Speaker 2: In like two days because I was just like I
Speaker 2: cannot believe how much this feels like a like a
Speaker 2: p S one p S two game, And like the
Speaker 2: best way, it doesn't feel like a like a retread.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like it's just a video game. It's
Speaker 2: just a damn good like different like they are parts
Speaker 2: of it that are like genuinely hard and like challenging.
Speaker 1: It's like this is good.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of like what I like why I
Speaker 2: liked video games when I was a kid. It was
Speaker 2: just like this is fun to just move through and
Speaker 2: like jump through and like do all this ship in.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's like it just feels it makes you smile just playing.
Speaker 3: Through it like it's It's why Mario will always be
Speaker 3: at least pretty good. Yeah, because those are just games.
Speaker 3: There's nothing more than that. It doesn't need to be
Speaker 3: a story, doesn't need this really intrepid, fucking wild designs.
Speaker 1: You just sit down and play it. You gotta try
Speaker 1: hard to because like the foundation.
Speaker 3: Is so.
Speaker 1: Nearly fucking diamond.
Speaker 2: It's it is, it is, It is damn good, And
Speaker 2: what's good about it is like I feel like the
Speaker 2: thing about Nintendo, right, is that Like it's been Mario
Speaker 2: for a really long time, and so it's just like,
Speaker 2: all right, this is a new Mario. It's like okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's there's still fun, but there is like an
Speaker 2: element of like, all right, well this is like safe
Speaker 2: and kind of tried and true and like whatever, like okay,
Speaker 2: And it's also on hardware that sucks.
Speaker 1: So it's like you're looking, You're squinting at it. You're like,
Speaker 1: is that Mario.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always like to say that, but I don't
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it is even Zelda
Speaker 2: for as like good as that as Breath of the
Speaker 2: Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. Mario, You're playing it
Speaker 2: and you're like you can't help but feel like, man,
Speaker 2: this would be great on a PC, like this would
Speaker 2: be great on like hardware that that warrants how good?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And so what's good.
Speaker 2: But what's really special about Astrobot is like it Astrobot
Speaker 2: feels like getting that kind of experience at the premium
Speaker 2: like fidelity that you would expect, the like that we
Speaker 2: used to get him like in the on the p
Speaker 2: S one when that when that was like the highest
Speaker 2: bar for quality and you would get like spiral and crash.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: This is crazy? Not only is this fun, but it
Speaker 2: looks great obviously at the time, you know, and that's
Speaker 2: kind of what it is.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh wow, this is like the same joy
Speaker 2: that I get from like a Nintendo game, but at
Speaker 2: the same time, it's with a character that doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like run into the ground, and it's on hardware where
Speaker 2: it feels like it's actually you know, given the budget
Speaker 2: that it or the hardware that it deserves to really
Speaker 2: shine and it's just really I highly recommend that get
Speaker 2: anybody who's like, if you're a three D platform fan
Speaker 2: at all, it's like, this is like the game of
Speaker 2: the year to me, honestly, I love it.
Speaker 3: Do you think if you sat someone down I was
Speaker 3: playing Mario sixty four, Like let's say it's ninety ninety
Speaker 3: five four, and then you bring him in a room
Speaker 3: and you tell them.
Speaker 1: You have to finish last of us? Do you think
Speaker 1: they'll be okay after? What do you mean like if
Speaker 1: you like like straight like like it's still ninety five,
Speaker 1: they're like fucking still, Like, so.
Speaker 2: You bring the last time I was back to nineteen
Speaker 2: twenty five, and.
Speaker 3: You're like, they're still like, oh man, I can't wait
Speaker 3: to buy a house after working for two years. Two years,
Speaker 3: let's be fay, let's be fair. I'm I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I love the World Trade centers, great buildings. I can't
Speaker 3: wait to say the F word and no one really get.
Speaker 1: Mad at me. And then did I say on a
Speaker 1: previous podcast, I thought the Twin Towers was really ugly.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say ugly. I thought they were just big buildings,
Speaker 1: low key compared to like this skyline looks a lot better.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't locate. I wouldn't say that, I.
Speaker 2: Think so, especially now that we got those fucking on
Speaker 2: nine one, we got those lasers shooting up into the sky.
Speaker 2: Looks dope as it looks like a mass effect place.
Speaker 1: I would I think that's so crazy. But they were
Speaker 1: just big wreck to you know what, But it's fit
Speaker 1: the motif of the sky. No, no, no, but you're
Speaker 1: gay the.
Speaker 2: What do you think of the architecture of New York City,
Speaker 2: Like some of the some of the nice art you
Speaker 2: think about, like St. Patrick's Cathedral, or even even just
Speaker 2: like some of the newer buildings like the fucking Parsons
Speaker 2: fun and dorms where it's like it looks like, you know,
Speaker 2: kind of like uh, you know, futuristic or whatever.
Speaker 1: And you see the twin towers. It's just these giant
Speaker 1: rectangles that look like.
Speaker 3: They've been gone for so long, I know, like they're
Speaker 3: not like the Empire State Building looks sick. That's a
Speaker 3: sick looking build.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the gargoyles, you know, like, and it's
Speaker 1: a design like I think it looks wait, wait, which
Speaker 1: is it not? That's that's why you like it looks.
Speaker 2: It looks phallic, but like it's got the veins on
Speaker 2: the sign like I like how it drips from the top.
Speaker 1: At the time, looks like it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: come coming up and it freezes.
Speaker 2: I hate when people say that, by the way, that
Speaker 2: like buildings are phallic. What other shape could a building be?
Speaker 1: And what do they wanted to be?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What is it like like a ball, like a lemanating ball?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine lemonating round building? Like a fucking sphere
Speaker 1: in the air.
Speaker 4: A building can only be if you were if you
Speaker 4: were an architect, like I think if you brought the blueprints.
Speaker 3: They would have thrown you off a building. They would
Speaker 3: have or someone would have given me a lot of
Speaker 3: money to try it. Some guy would have shown it.
Speaker 3: When I'm black Russian, I.
Speaker 1: Need you to build the giant ball building. We will
Speaker 1: give you three trillion dollars. Build building.
Speaker 2: Like it hovers. It's like a hovering it's it's got
Speaker 2: like jets on the bottom of keeping eyes. But it's
Speaker 2: like rotating.
Speaker 1: It's like constantly spinning.
Speaker 3: Real fat, like a washing machine. But do you fucking
Speaker 3: hit the building like in an office? Like you like,
Speaker 3: holy on, you have a cyros office.
Speaker 2: So you're just like yeah, like people like dollars due
Speaker 2: and then putin goes impressive.
Speaker 1: It falls and like and it destroys the entire city.
Speaker 1: It rolls and it.
Speaker 3: Hits explicitly every other building.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like pink like this, Yeah, good creation.
Speaker 1: I think you do. Good job.
Speaker 3: Want to make another building in these states? You're like, okay,
Speaker 3: give me give me four trung enough so insane, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, Okay, we are going to other things.
Speaker 1: Is an hour? Look, there's gonna be a long one.
Speaker 2: There's no getting around the.
Speaker 1: Limbs don't want you to know that the spear building
Speaker 1: is the most optical structure. It is the most optimal
Speaker 1: building that could possibly exist. Round buildings are the best thing.
Speaker 1: For a minute, why do they keep making phallic buildings.
Speaker 2: Stationary buildings and the number one enemy of the United States.
Speaker 1: He takes his beanie off and he points.
Speaker 2: He takes on his building, he takes off his beaning,
Speaker 2: and it's it's literally the Russian embassy.
Speaker 1: There's a mysterious tiny people. Hello, I am meet your bulletin.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, there's there's a lot more to get, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Russian stuff, it's funny. Yeah, let's move on. So
Speaker 2: what do we want to there's so much to what
Speaker 2: are we feeling?
Speaker 1: Let's go out of these subjects. That Lincoln Park that
Speaker 1: would be a quick yeah, yeah, that's a quick one.
Speaker 1: So Lincoln Park. Uh, I'm linking bark. The new song
Speaker 1: is I'm Lincoln Park, Lincoln Park.
Speaker 2: Mike goes, yeah, Lincoln.
Speaker 1: Park, linking part the part that linked I'd need a
Speaker 1: job get on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3: I like man, people try to make fun of I
Speaker 3: still like like I not like him.
Speaker 2: I like so much of my life is like almost
Speaker 2: like a Todd Howard kind of figure where like I
Speaker 2: don't know if there's really like I don't know if
Speaker 2: I can really authentically dislike him for any reason.
Speaker 1: I should notice since I was a child, so like
Speaker 1: I just really like him.
Speaker 3: Him is just like like this like him is like, dude,
Speaker 3: you've been like one of my favorite musicians that's not
Speaker 3: in hip hop for so long. Dude, you're just cool.
Speaker 3: In my mind, it's like Chester. I think Chester is
Speaker 3: so fucking cool. Seeing him in Brooklyn is like wrapping
Speaker 3: in subways. It is like one of my favorite moments
Speaker 3: of like actual life. I was going to call you
Speaker 3: on one time. He was just in fucking in the
Speaker 3: subway by the five train. It's like spinning with people,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: So he's telling a story about his experiences. Yeah what
Speaker 1: I basically I got it. Whoa whoa too? What? Well
Speaker 1: what I said? I know where you were at I
Speaker 1: know you know, you know you know what this is like.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love Lincoln Park a lot, I really, but so
Speaker 3: so they're back.
Speaker 1: They have a new singing shiny They have a new shiny, shiny,
Speaker 1: new singer singer. It's a lady. Unfortunately it's a it's
Speaker 1: a woman's a woman. Nor through you started. You hear Dutch.
Speaker 1: They got a new singer and Lincoln Park again, Dutch
Speaker 1: again again. Never happened. It's a big deal, But I
Speaker 1: feel like Mica wouldn't be a big fan of it.
Speaker 1: Mike killed the first one Mike has killed. He would
Speaker 1: do it, that piece of ship.
Speaker 2: He would, he would, He would be the kind of
Speaker 2: person to do it. But so they came out with
Speaker 2: a new single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Emptiness Machine. I heard it. It's okay, It's
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, I like that. You know, somebody
Speaker 1: made a comment and that I really agreed with.
Speaker 4: They're like, you know, well, well, first of all, I
Speaker 4: just want to say there's a lot of controversy why
Speaker 4: we're gonna talk about this at all, really, but I
Speaker 4: heard the live performances of the old songs. I didn't
Speaker 4: particularly love it because he's not singing in the original keys.
Speaker 1: So they're kind of them. They would have actually half
Speaker 1: a they would have a step up, and it's weird.
Speaker 1: I would have liked them.
Speaker 4: They usually go down to, you know, to not strain
Speaker 4: a singer's voice when they're doing tours and ship which
Speaker 4: I don't love, but I understand. Uh, they went up
Speaker 4: for her voice, which is very fucking bizarre for me
Speaker 4: because I was just thinking, you guys could have gotten
Speaker 4: the singer that will handle the voices, handled the in
Speaker 4: the original key, like well yeah, But Mike Schnode also
Speaker 4: said something. He was like, it's not about the talent,
Speaker 4: it's about the person. So he was more interested in
Speaker 4: working with Emily than just somebody who just can do
Speaker 4: Chester really well. And I'm like, that's kind of gay,
Speaker 4: but hey, that's your that's your that's your back. Because
Speaker 4: just for me from a fans perspective, yeah, if I want,
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna hear the original songs, I want to
Speaker 4: hear them like oh that sounds fucking dope, not have
Speaker 4: them sound off.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, like hearing the original songs again
Speaker 2: without Chester, like you're not gonna get the same thing anyway,
Speaker 2: Well I.
Speaker 1: Can get, you know what I mean? I can get
Speaker 1: something like say, when there was that like Filipino singer
Speaker 1: that I think was Filipino that uh came the.
Speaker 4: Lead singer of Journey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that I
Speaker 4: was killing it. You know what I mean and and
Speaker 4: that in that I'm actually was completely okay with that.
Speaker 4: And it's not like the Fun Well it was named
Speaker 4: Joe Perry whatever the fuck his name is, the lead
Speaker 4: singer whatever. I like Journey, but I don't know them,
Speaker 4: but like they I was. He wasn't dead or anything.
Speaker 4: They were just having problems or something. But anyway, long
Speaker 4: story short, what I'm saying is I've I've heard so
Speaker 4: many covers over the years of some people doing phenomenal jobs,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, they could have went in that direction.
Speaker 4: That's not what you know they want to do. Fair enough.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying as a fan, I'm like, ah, now
Speaker 4: the new song. I you know, obviously they made music
Speaker 4: to fit her voice. So I don't have criticisms of
Speaker 4: that any that it sounded well. However, somebody said something
Speaker 4: like what if they did what like said, Okay, there's
Speaker 4: audio slave. It was audio slave in the sound Garden.
Speaker 4: It's not rage against the machine, it's its own entity.
Speaker 4: And it actually, arguably.
Speaker 1: I would say audio slaves, not historically, but I would
Speaker 1: say hard audio slave. Actually, well, I won't let me.
Speaker 4: Let me just speak for myself. I think audio slave
Speaker 4: is better than either of those bands. I think fucking
Speaker 4: Rage is obviously dope. I'm also a big fan of Soundgarden,
Speaker 4: but I think Audio Slave was just something magical.
Speaker 1: I think even when you think that's when you look
Speaker 1: at the numbers, when you look at numbers and popularity, and.
Speaker 3: Has a degree of faction like objectivity to it almost.
Speaker 2: But I would agress people for saying that.
Speaker 3: It would be like saying, like them above, rage against
Speaker 3: the Machine, Disma's not like how genuinely iconic.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, That's why I said historic, guinely,
Speaker 1: That's why I said, historically, I think it's arguable, Like
Speaker 1: I don't think like it's not one of those things
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, fucking you know, imagine Dragon is
Speaker 1: one of the best bands.
Speaker 2: It's not like, you know, it's that's not a it's
Speaker 2: not it's like, oh, massiffect One is the best. It's
Speaker 2: like that's fine, Like that's like a perfectly like reasonable right,
Speaker 2: because were talking about the same substance.
Speaker 4: We're talking about Chris Cornell and Tom Morella, for example,
Speaker 4: we're talking about Rages against the Machine into entities from Raisings,
Speaker 4: Machine Entities from sound Guard, and they come together and
Speaker 4: in my opinion, I think those fucking brilliant minds traded. No,
Speaker 4: I'm just no, I'm just saying, like Chris Cornell from
Speaker 4: Sound Garden, right, I think there was. Actually the other
Speaker 4: members are from Rage as well, a few of them, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't think everyone is well, I think it was
Speaker 4: just I think I think the I think it was
Speaker 4: just the basis in the drummer. I could be wrong,
Speaker 4: so like, I don't I'm none of don't remember that.
Speaker 4: I don't remember remember.
Speaker 1: But anyway, anyway, I think anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: But I'm just saying that I think that they created
Speaker 4: something amazing phenomenal that I feel like, what if they
Speaker 4: did that?
Speaker 1: What if Lincoln Park?
Speaker 4: Actually just here's the members from Lincoln Park minus Chester
Speaker 4: and the the drummer Rob and we'll bring in this
Speaker 4: girl and then we're gonna do something that is gonna
Speaker 4: be very reminiscent because obviously Tom Morell's riffs they're unmistakable
Speaker 4: and audio slave, you know what I mean, Like, you
Speaker 4: know it's Tom Morello, and so basically it would be like, oh,
Speaker 4: these are fucking rifts sound kind of like Lincoln Park
Speaker 4: and shit, but it's just a new thing, and then
Speaker 4: what if it took off in the way the audio slave, Well,
Speaker 4: how did I feel about that? I feel like that
Speaker 4: would have been a better thing. But you know, obviously
Speaker 4: this is just I didn't really like, Oh, well, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I didn't like hearing I didn't think she sounded very
Speaker 4: good for some of the songs. And their new song
Speaker 4: is fine for the Lincoln Party. I think their new
Speaker 4: song is fine. I you know, I'm used to Chester
Speaker 4: singing the songs. Yeah, but like, I just wonder how
Speaker 4: people would have felt if they would have heard them.
Speaker 4: And like say, say, like a lot of those songs
Speaker 4: are in like C sharp. I just wonder how people
Speaker 4: would have felt if they heard them in that, because
Speaker 4: there's a lot of people that feel are not musically
Speaker 4: inclined that couldn't quite pinpoint why things sounded off to them.
Speaker 3: It did sound different, But I was like, the thing
Speaker 3: is like the songs I.
Speaker 1: With Chester or not gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's the thing for me, Like they're
Speaker 3: not gone, They're not going anywhere. I can still listen
Speaker 3: to them. If I don't really like the new source
Speaker 3: of artists, the version of it I love is still there.
Speaker 1: I will say, like, I think I think she does
Speaker 1: a good job on the original.
Speaker 2: On the new one, I think it's good. I think
Speaker 2: it's you know, it's not bad at all. I think
Speaker 2: she's She sounds a lot like Hailstorm to me a
Speaker 2: little bit, which is like, I like Hailstorm, fine, but like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's a little bit. I don't want
Speaker 2: to say redundant necessarily because it's not the word I'm
Speaker 2: looking for really, but no, not unnecessarily, just like it
Speaker 2: sounds more like Hailstorm than does Lincoln Park, at least
Speaker 2: like to me. Yeah, or at least her voice. Maybe
Speaker 2: the composition on the on the full thing that they
Speaker 2: do is probably gonna be different. But it's cool to
Speaker 2: get new Lincoln Park after like, how long has it been?
Speaker 1: Seven years? Seven years ago? The last album was eight though, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: they've got the same one more Light. One More Light
Speaker 1: came on twenty seventeen, and then he dies. I speculate,
Speaker 1: I honestly believe that part of the backlash from the
Speaker 1: album pushed him over the edge. I I I I
Speaker 1: have I don't have direct evidence of that, you know,
Speaker 1: if I knew his family, because Chester loves heavy music
Speaker 1: and there were times that Mike Shinoda is actually as
Speaker 1: much as I like him, he's also a his music tastes.
Speaker 4: He's kind of a snob in a way that he
Speaker 4: likes to go against the grain too much and he
Speaker 4: loves to like switch things up. He loved like the
Speaker 4: actual response from One More Light where a bunch of
Speaker 4: the historic fans were like, fuck.
Speaker 1: This album because it's a pop album.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's a complete It's not like say, you
Speaker 4: guys remember like Thousand Suns or whatever. There was an
Speaker 4: album that came out like twenty ten or something that
Speaker 4: people were kind of like, where's the electric guitars?
Speaker 1: They were kind of gone, Yeah, were like people were
Speaker 1: pretty Yeah. He was just like yeah, whatever. He's like
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: Like in his mind he's like, I'm doing something right
Speaker 4: because he's being an artist. And I understand that, but
Speaker 4: I also, from me from a perspective of somebody who's
Speaker 4: an artist and also a fan, I'm like, if I
Speaker 4: want to fuck around and do art, I'm gonna fuck
Speaker 4: around in a different project.
Speaker 1: And I thought that's what he was doing before he
Speaker 1: did fort Minor.
Speaker 4: He has his solo stuff. Mike Shanoda that's what he
Speaker 4: was doing. But then at a certain point, I feel
Speaker 4: like some mars his ego just stop caring and I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna do me. And here's the thing, what I'm
Speaker 4: getting at One more Light. I don't think it's something
Speaker 4: the direction that Chester necessarily want to go in, but
Speaker 4: he just he's like, let's let's do it. Let's just
Speaker 4: let's fucking do something different. And Chester actually branched out
Speaker 4: and he made a song with U. I think his
Speaker 4: name is Mark Meir. I can't remember this guy's name, whatever,
Speaker 4: Mark Mark Morton, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Mark Morton.
Speaker 4: He's the guitarist from from Lamb of God. Because you
Speaker 4: want to do some heavier shit, so he did some
Speaker 4: heavier shit. And so Chester has this fucking song with
Speaker 4: this guy. And but around that time, there's a lot
Speaker 4: of other stuff happening.
Speaker 1: That, you know, obviously whatever. I saw some interviews about
Speaker 1: you know, with his uh, his wife and shit like that.
Speaker 1: But I think that he just got so bummed out
Speaker 1: about the reception because it's a fucking shitty pop album.
Speaker 3: It's unfortunately, he's not a good Album's always been like
Speaker 3: very vocal about his problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had a lot of he's had sexual trauma
Speaker 1: and sexual abuse as a kid. He's had all these issues,
Speaker 1: always dealing with that stuff, and I just.
Speaker 3: I feel it just makes me feel really really sad because,
Speaker 3: like you you know, there are not many people that
Speaker 3: you can like genuinely feel like are good people genuine
Speaker 3: have like good hearts that just love music in its
Speaker 3: most true form. Genuine is like Chesters was fucking around
Speaker 3: whatever they could fucking think of at the time. It
Speaker 3: would any kind of popular music. Chester would be around it,
Speaker 3: you know, be like in some sort of form of fashion,
Speaker 3: like at a concert of it on stage.
Speaker 1: I give it props to people, and it just sucks
Speaker 1: that we lost them.
Speaker 3: For me, yeah, this makes me feel really really sad
Speaker 3: because like there's a bunch of artists like I wouldn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 1: If they died, you know, so there was to be fair,
Speaker 1: uh there.
Speaker 2: I do feel like a lot of that does come
Speaker 2: down to the fact that not that these aren't good
Speaker 2: people necessarily, but like they kind of got out before
Speaker 2: we before they necessarily had a chance to disappoint. It's
Speaker 2: like Dave Roll recently, right, Like did you see that
Speaker 2: thing with Dave Roll?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, yeah, hold that thought write that down so
Speaker 4: we don't forget, because I do want to.
Speaker 1: I do remember it. Okay, okay, I remember. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what happened with Well, there's like I don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to because that that's another path that
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 1: To discuss too. I think this is kind of connected.
Speaker 4: It is, no, it is connected, but let's I I
Speaker 4: wanted to about because I need to say something important
Speaker 4: that's somebody would have pointed out versus and foremost, I
Speaker 4: forgot to mention very important. Chris Cornell fucking killing himself
Speaker 4: was a major cattlest I forgot to mention that. I've
Speaker 4: had to mention that, like his best friend, essentially one
Speaker 4: of his best friends in the industry, uh took his
Speaker 4: own life first and then and then Chester was like okay,
Speaker 4: I'm out, like you know, like every there, so there
Speaker 4: was I just want to mention that because I'm saying
Speaker 4: when the catalyst was the album, but that's a much
Speaker 4: bigger one, Chris. It's also like a million he was
Speaker 4: me not mentioning that is crazy to talk about this.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I was like, let me interject with that,
Speaker 4: and for a.
Speaker 3: Moment, I looked at your shirt. Yeah, and I thought
Speaker 3: the guy whispering but his ear was a chicken. For
Speaker 3: a second, I thought it was a chicken for a moment.
Speaker 3: But he's like pecking at his fucking I thought his
Speaker 3: his head was missing where his ear was, And I
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck am I looking at that?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a human?
Speaker 3: Ted you just looked at his shirt for the first time. No,
Speaker 3: I saw it more than once. But I was like,
Speaker 3: when did it turn into a chicken? I got it
Speaker 3: breathing havings. I got scared, and I was going through you.
Speaker 1: Know those optical illusion shirts, you know, like where they
Speaker 1: turned the humans turn into chickens, those classic shirts. Yo, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, I love New York shirts. It's like it's
Speaker 1: the same thing. I love our heart and why and
Speaker 1: then the head turns into chicken? A chicken? Yeah? Hold on?
Speaker 4: Hold on the biggest part of the Armstrong thing. Are
Speaker 4: you guys aware of the biggest controversy of all that?
Speaker 1: Then she's like a Zionist or something. No, No, it's
Speaker 1: not that. That would be crazy. That would have been hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't yeah opinions person, she's not.
Speaker 4: She's so it's it's because of her deep ties to
Speaker 4: the Church of scientology and it's but it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not like see like the so is
Speaker 1: she a scientologist? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, So her family was born into it and stuff
Speaker 4: like that, And so, unfortunately, with a lot of disillusioned
Speaker 4: content creators that have actually became really popular talking about
Speaker 4: the church and how problematic it is documentaries and stuff
Speaker 4: and people finding out how fucked up it is and how.
Speaker 1: Cold it is.
Speaker 3: What is she actually wanted practicing?
Speaker 1: She her family was born into she was born into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could be born into something and not
Speaker 3: exactly prob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be right saying that.
Speaker 4: I would say I would because like it's like me,
Speaker 4: like say, oh, I was brought up to be Christian,
Speaker 4: and then I became disillusioned once I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is all cartoons and fairy tales and zombies and ship.
Speaker 1: It's talking dogs and fake ship. I was like, once,
Speaker 1: unfortunate fucking Haitians.
Speaker 3: What did I say?
Speaker 1: What did I say it? When I came into I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't know what we just said.
Speaker 3: I was like these sea bound niggas eating dogs, they're
Speaker 3: trapped in the water they.
Speaker 1: Have, well, yeah, left job, he says, left John, That'd
Speaker 1: have been amazing. Hold on. So they so Emily.
Speaker 4: So it's not just the ties though, it's specifically that
Speaker 4: she so she tried to escape go how close she
Speaker 4: was with Danny Masterson.
Speaker 1: That's worse.
Speaker 4: So she tried to so she tried to be like pretend,
Speaker 4: like she even said in a statement on Twitter not Twitter,
Speaker 4: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: In her story she put on like, ohr, I'm Emily.
Speaker 4: Oh you guys recently found out, Like it was so
Speaker 4: fucking tone deaf, and she was like someone told me
Speaker 4: to go to his court hearing. And I was like,
Speaker 4: you already fucked yourself by passing the buck on saying
Speaker 4: someone told you to go. She's actually very close friends
Speaker 4: with Danny Masterson. And so not only that, the singer
Speaker 4: of the Mars Volta and some other fucking at the
Speaker 4: drive through and driver and I don't know that fucking band,
Speaker 4: but I know the least sing her that his wife
Speaker 4: is actually a victim of Danny Masterson, and he knows
Speaker 4: deep details of this stuff and how fucked up and
Speaker 4: crazy they were treating her and harassing her with all
Speaker 4: this crazy stuff. And Emily is very aware of a
Speaker 4: lot of this stuff, and she's trying to act like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's just a one time thing. I try to see
Speaker 4: the good people. So she already tried to downplay that,
Speaker 4: which was was already a bad look where I'm like,
Speaker 4: you could have just owned it and be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I fucked up, you know, I'm whatever. She tried to
Speaker 4: be like someone told me.
Speaker 1: To go and not only responsibility to be great because
Speaker 1: then because everybody has you know, has earned is old
Speaker 1: redemption if you if they're in a chance to change. Uh.
Speaker 4: Chester's son Jamie came out and he's like, I do
Speaker 4: not support any of this is what's going on right now.
Speaker 4: He's like, uh, Mike's Mike snota is a fucking problem.
Speaker 4: Him and his family are actually having issues like the
Speaker 4: Shanoda family and the fucking the Bennington's. He came out
Speaker 4: with the whole diatribe of shit on Instagram. It's been
Speaker 4: articles all over the fucking internet about it, and it's
Speaker 4: really interesting where I'm like, holy shit, what begs the
Speaker 4: question is? With all so much stuff going against them,
Speaker 4: I was like, whoa, what, what's the what's the line
Speaker 4: of thinking to Again? People were speculating the reason why
Speaker 4: Rob didn't return is because of all this controversy too,
Speaker 4: and he Rob hasn't said anything, but the way that
Speaker 4: he wasn't even showing up for a lot of interviews
Speaker 4: when they were re releasing some stuff and doing a
Speaker 4: lot of anniversary shit.
Speaker 1: Robuh yeah, the drummer they.
Speaker 4: Were, I think there might be smoke there because he
Speaker 4: wasn't showing up for fucking anything, like he didn't want
Speaker 4: anything to do. And I was like, oh, that seems
Speaker 4: a little bit more serious than just like, oh, I
Speaker 4: don't want to fucking rejoin Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's when you when you when you're seeing these people
Speaker 4: come out, famous musicians and Chester's son coming out and
Speaker 4: talking shit. Yeah, like it kind of it seems like
Speaker 4: because before it was just like, we can't speculate. Rob
Speaker 4: has to said anything, but there's clearly there's within the
Speaker 4: camp itself, there are some fucking problems that, like.
Speaker 1: Say, the fact that if Chester's old ass.
Speaker 4: Son, you know, like his older son, like is kind
Speaker 4: of like what the fuck, man, this shit ain't cool
Speaker 4: at all, And they were jamming with Emily way before
Speaker 4: it would have even been respectful to do like it
Speaker 4: it's it's kind of a lot of bombshell stuff. So
Speaker 4: you could be on the side of being like I
Speaker 4: don't care about that. Maybe Jamie Bennington is a hater,
Speaker 4: but I would just say, given what's happening, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of stuff. I feel like people that are invested
Speaker 4: in Lincoln Park would care about this. If you're not
Speaker 4: invested in Lincoln Park, then morality doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: To you, like, you know, in this situation. Well, because
Speaker 1: that's how people are. Like if I don't care about
Speaker 1: the situation, I don't care about the morals and inner
Speaker 1: workings of it.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I person like even as your driver was like,
Speaker 2: oh the rob the drummer for Park, I'm like, who Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's fine.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think anybody who was like, you know,
Speaker 2: who's really into girl, Like no disert Like obviously that's
Speaker 2: disres but like I mean, like there's there are people there,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like there's Dave Grohl.
Speaker 2: From Food Fighters, who's like an instrumental kind of person,
Speaker 2: the best, the best. It's like all the drummer of
Speaker 2: like you know, my thirty seconds tomorrow. It's like I'm
Speaker 2: It's important, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Jared Lettle isn't everybody everybody and he's one of those
Speaker 1: street performers. Take me damn if he did all that,
Speaker 1: he's actually the best. Oh yeah, I would, I would
Speaker 1: join his. I would join his. So dave.
Speaker 2: Things like he had a or something like he had
Speaker 2: a baby with like some other.
Speaker 4: Person, some other person, and like so this I hate this.
Speaker 4: I fucking hate social media. Clearly he was being punished
Speaker 4: to log onto his fucking Instagram and then put this
Speaker 4: short little message like oh yeah, new little baby born
Speaker 4: uh by not my wife. Essentially, I'm gonna love the
Speaker 4: kid and my I love my family.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck was that? I
Speaker 1: didn't even know this at all. I don't care. Is
Speaker 1: clearly told me.
Speaker 2: You told me, and I still don't really care, Like
Speaker 2: I don't. I just noticed that it happens like whatever
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: I will tell you. Why can I say if this
Speaker 1: is the worst thing to come out of that day,
Speaker 1: roll great? That awesome.
Speaker 3: I still pretty stand up.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 4: I've heard I've seen online these fake fucking people that
Speaker 4: are trying to act like he's like a piece of
Speaker 4: shit now, like he's like the worst person, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's so fake, and I'm like, first of all, you
Speaker 4: have no idea what happened, and then he fucks some
Speaker 4: other person you don't know the relationship between him and
Speaker 4: his wife or whatever. You don't know, say like, okay,
Speaker 4: what is the motivation? We can like speculate about this,
Speaker 4: because that's actually kind of fun, right.
Speaker 3: Obviously it could have happened. I agree with Like are
Speaker 3: you saying no matter what? Obviously, if things are going bad,
Speaker 3: you usually try to jump out a situation. You know,
Speaker 3: even if it's why would It's not easy, it's not
Speaker 3: a good situation.
Speaker 4: It's not motherfucker was he was clearly instructed to post that.
Speaker 3: That's all that's yeah, But like, no matter what happened,
Speaker 3: if you were, if you're having a child out of wedlock,
Speaker 3: you know clearly the situation that's going on.
Speaker 1: Is going wrong.
Speaker 4: It's not a good look and look. But but you're
Speaker 4: not the devil for that, you're the devil to the
Speaker 4: person you wronged. Yes, Outside of that, So, like I have,
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 1: Friends that have cheated.
Speaker 4: One of my closest friends that I grew up with,
Speaker 4: I was really good friends with before I was really
Speaker 4: good friends with this one girl before they started dating,
Speaker 4: and he cheated on her like multiple times, and I
Speaker 4: was like, you know, like I was really disappointed in
Speaker 4: my friend, but we still remain friends because at the
Speaker 4: end of the day, what'd you do? What was the
Speaker 4: worst thing to you? Fucked another girl? Like what did
Speaker 4: you actually do? Do you go to jail for that?
Speaker 4: Do you I religiously cheat on my husband with Lily.
Speaker 4: But it happens, you know, like it happens, you know,
Speaker 4: like I live.
Speaker 1: I have a life, I have appearance.
Speaker 2: It's it's a shitty thing to do. But I saw
Speaker 2: him trainding. I was like, oh no, what is this,
Speaker 2: you know, like I saw like I saw him training imagine.
Speaker 2: I'm like no, even to like, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like we gotta do more bombs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the thing to me is like that is such
Speaker 2: a that like that like a whole zion is like
Speaker 2: that is such a pop Unfortunately it's a popular kind
Speaker 2: of opinion. So to me, it's just like that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: But it's like that's like a social structure that exists.
Speaker 2: Like I can't be like fucking phenomenally enraged by it.
Speaker 2: It's it's not even their fault.
Speaker 1: Like, well, they're being doctrinating into that way of thinking, right,
Speaker 1: because no one would truly imagine, imagine, fucking truly believing
Speaker 1: that stuff, like like to the point where, like say,
Speaker 1: if it started happening to them in their neighborhood, they
Speaker 1: would be like, well that's fine. They whoever is killing
Speaker 1: us has the right to defend themselves, you know, like
Speaker 1: they were actually believe that. But so like, but I
Speaker 1: saw I saw his name trendy. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: oh god, what is this going to be? What is
Speaker 1: this going to be? Is it gonna be like a
Speaker 1: minor thing? Like what's going on?
Speaker 2: And then I saw it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, so yeah, I'm gonna blast
Speaker 1: ever long now. Yeah, infidelity or whatever, infidelity, there goes
Speaker 1: my hero. You know. I saw some good memes about it.
Speaker 1: Got con That's exactly what I was. I muffle.
Speaker 2: I guess, god, he's but it's funny. I heard that
Speaker 2: song like through those memes again, I was like.
Speaker 1: A good musician, that's.
Speaker 4: The thing, Like he is really when people talk about
Speaker 4: like how great he is, I was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I wasn't really have him under the microscript that way,
Speaker 4: I would see him do charity work every once in
Speaker 4: a while, and I was cool, he has time to
Speaker 4: do that's fucking great. So that lets me know by
Speaker 4: default because you know, he doesn't have to do that,
Speaker 4: he doesn't need pr for that, so he's doing it because.
Speaker 1: He wants to do it. So he's a pretty decent guy.
Speaker 4: And then look at decent people can't slip up and
Speaker 4: fuck other people because the thing when it comes to
Speaker 4: that specifically specifically, it is, you know, in our nature,
Speaker 4: especially in men, with our testosterone and our fucking we
Speaker 4: want to come all the time. And when they're fucking
Speaker 4: some women that are probably you know, oh Dave Grohl,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try my best to get at him. Sometimes
Speaker 4: these people have weak moments. Now I'm wondering, well, just
Speaker 4: a fresh kid sounds like it was just recently born.
Speaker 2: Imagine like you're like twelve or something and you find
Speaker 2: out the day bro is your dad. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what yeah, a guitar and you just understand.
Speaker 3: You're like or maybe this is why Tom I can
Speaker 3: do literally everything, watch.
Speaker 1: Picking up and going at it. Whoa are you? Is?
Speaker 1: Dave grow your dad? And the fucking fake Dad's they're
Speaker 1: just all sad. He kills himself the barrel, like in
Speaker 1: his throat, he could the barrel. Hey kid, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm vana al Right, we gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: get going. So uh, Lincoln Park. That whole thing is.
Speaker 2: Weirdo Avocado, it's Ado Avocado had a thing. He had
Speaker 2: a thing recently, so he's finn.
Speaker 1: I guess, okay, good for him, man, Yeah, great, nigga,
Speaker 1: Why well, I don't say good, Like look when when
Speaker 1: when it when? He's has a plan.
Speaker 4: So though, here's the whole things right If anybody doesn't
Speaker 4: know what happened. Niko Kado for the last couple of
Speaker 4: years backloged a bunch of videos trying to make it
Speaker 4: seem like he was active the entire time, but he's
Speaker 4: secretly been losing weight, probably gastic bypass surgery and ozimpic
Speaker 4: because ozimpic wasn't popular two years ago, so it was
Speaker 4: probably gastic bypassed at first, and then probably finished it
Speaker 4: off with a little bit of ozimpic. Lost a bunch
Speaker 4: of weight. But the way that he's going about it
Speaker 4: makes me I was like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 4: congratulate him anymore because.
Speaker 1: He's trying to act like this joke's on you thing.
Speaker 1: He's trying to act like.
Speaker 6: Look at all you consumers, I all wanted to watch
Speaker 6: this fat, gross, retarded idiot, joke's on you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 3: Even bother me, everyone's watching his content?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like what I mean?
Speaker 2: I was like, it's a fat idiot.
Speaker 4: People that did they behave in a way that they
Speaker 4: weren't supposed to. They saw a fat, fucking loser, idiot
Speaker 4: moron crying all the time and they laughed, And how
Speaker 4: are they how are they supposed to treat that?
Speaker 1: What was his thesis exactly? That like, oh you paid
Speaker 1: attention to me?
Speaker 4: So I won like yeah, you guys, just keep coming
Speaker 4: back and your your feet. He's basically trying to make
Speaker 4: He's trying this is what he's trying to do, and
Speaker 4: unfortunately some people are falling for it.
Speaker 1: Because I saw some people call him a fucking genius.
Speaker 2: That's It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I was like, how does anybody anyway.
Speaker 2: He'm fucking doctor Manhattan?
Speaker 1: Then what is this? Anyone could justin? Wang said like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like make videos of me shiitting my pants
Speaker 1: and then you know, reveal one day that, oh, actually
Speaker 1: my pants are clean. Yeah, Like it's like, at what point,
Speaker 1: just like I treated, what is it? Like? What is
Speaker 1: the genius?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Oh, I pretended?
Speaker 3: I think the idea is that he was trying to say, like, oh,
Speaker 3: you guys kept coming back to tear on this person
Speaker 3: to make yourself feel better. Yeah, because whole time I
Speaker 3: was thinning and you guys were just being cunts for
Speaker 3: no reason.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's not no reason.
Speaker 3: You're still posted at that state doing those if he
Speaker 3: was just.
Speaker 1: Like a sad fatshole he was, also, there's no what
Speaker 1: it is so obvious that.
Speaker 4: At one point he was just like I'm tired of
Speaker 4: being a fat piece of ship. First of all, there's
Speaker 4: one thing I want to say. It's also obvious that
Speaker 4: he was playing a character, like so I think I
Speaker 4: thought everyone understood that that was the whole thing, Like
Speaker 4: we were laughing at him hamming it up like he
Speaker 4: I remember there's this clip of him.
Speaker 1: Screaming about a cat and crying in his car or.
Speaker 2: Something like something the cat Like, It's like, that's not
Speaker 2: He's not like a person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not. It's not like real mental illness. That
Speaker 1: is just somebody.
Speaker 4: He slams trade and the thing goes everywhere and he's
Speaker 4: crying and ship.
Speaker 2: He's too well organized in the way that he puts
Speaker 2: things out for him to be genuinely mentally he's not Christian,
Speaker 2: he's real because he's not making that.
Speaker 1: It is actually sad to me, right, he doesn't have
Speaker 1: a manager. He's not like.
Speaker 2: There's no there's no.
Speaker 1: There's no organization. That's a Disney villain, but there's no
Speaker 1: organization in that there, Like that's genuine Like the guy
Speaker 1: was like, here's a new video everything.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, obviously, like this guy is like playing
Speaker 2: some kind of role. He's crazy for doing. He's insane
Speaker 2: for thinking this is a great thing to do, I guess.
Speaker 2: But then the whole like, oh, I'm actually thin haha, jokes,
Speaker 2: I spread my asshole on camera and now like jokes,
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 1: It's like no, not really, yeah, it's not there is
Speaker 1: anybody could do this. Anyone could it is. There is
Speaker 1: nothing arbitrary to me. I was like, I really just
Speaker 1: don't give the people that I like.
Speaker 2: Doctor disrespect, trying to trying the same thing where he's like,
Speaker 2: jokes on you, guys, I said, I had I said
Speaker 2: the word inappropriate messages with a minor, And look how
Speaker 2: you guys dove into the word inappropriate. You look at
Speaker 2: how you did it, and he's like you, why would
Speaker 2: you on you? I convinced you guys that I sexed
Speaker 2: with a minor.
Speaker 1: Because I did, because.
Speaker 2: I got you where it's like show everybody's like where
Speaker 2: he's on camera and he's like, everybody's like, show the messages,
Speaker 2: show the messages. What do second grade?
Speaker 1: Second grade? Weird response? Like based on the context that, okay,
Speaker 1: that what second grader is? Do they demand? People just said,
Speaker 1: you know better than we would. You would, wouldn't he? Dude?
Speaker 1: This is so fucking wild.
Speaker 4: I would just imagine when I first saw that that
Speaker 4: clip of him doing that, I immediately pictured his lawyer
Speaker 4: like fucking sitting down like eating dinner, and then his
Speaker 4: phone just blowing up with people like like in his
Speaker 4: office his law firm, Like dude, fucking dude, dude, dude.
Speaker 3: I imagine a lawyer looking at the full and squeeze,
Speaker 3: like paper bag, just squeeze.
Speaker 1: They just got to a point where people didn't care anymore.
Speaker 1: They didn't care anymore, and then you made yourself look worse.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: And people were saying, Okay, doctor Disrespect, let's let's go
Speaker 4: with your angle. He was dumb, fucking what's hard you
Speaker 4: fucking I'm just like, because it's so beyond stupid, but
Speaker 4: let's go with this angle. Like so one of the
Speaker 4: biggest streamers on twitch Twitch was just like, yeah, let's
Speaker 4: just kick him off. He didn't do anything wrong, let's
Speaker 4: kick it. Let's just get rid of it for no reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so much money. They lost money doing that,
Speaker 3: are you? They were flying it like that.
Speaker 4: And remember, I'm okay, remember how many things that they've
Speaker 4: brushed over with like that were against their terms of
Speaker 4: services and stuff time fire so many that was like
Speaker 4: so many things that have been done, and they kept
Speaker 4: their cash cows on because obviously they're going to so
Speaker 4: to be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Doctor Disrespect
Speaker 4: huge huge, not fuck him like I was just like,
Speaker 4: they kicked him off that game. All that should happen,
Speaker 4: and it's like, you know, it's unfortunate, Doctor Disrespect. I
Speaker 4: feel like he thinks that most of his fan bases
Speaker 4: are still kids, but a lot of them start off
Speaker 4: as kids, and a lot of them are older now,
Speaker 4: a lot of them have graduated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he thinks that like, oh, I can just
Speaker 1: say the dumbest fucking thing and they'll believe anything. Like
Speaker 1: but even have nick marks, that fucking dumb retarded idiot
Speaker 1: that like he's oh, trans people bad even He's like, nah,
Speaker 1: fuck you dude. I like I was.
Speaker 4: I actually I was like an ounce of respect for
Speaker 4: nick marks, because I never thought i'd respect him and anything.
Speaker 1: There's at least an ounce of principle there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's whatever.
Speaker 1: This is. Well, he's just like a like he's like
Speaker 1: he's like a pit bull if a person was a
Speaker 1: pit bull. He's like no neck. He's like he's just
Speaker 1: like that thing's weird to me, What is that trans?
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 3: Think about like they're taking my kids or something. They
Speaker 3: want to make my son a boy and my boy
Speaker 3: a boy, my boy my son into a car.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put another penis on my boy, making a
Speaker 1: double boy boy double boy. Not the I don't know, man, the.
Speaker 2: I just let's be clear, doctor, just he will be fine,
Speaker 2: Like there are enough stupid people that he'll there's plenty.
Speaker 4: We saw the streams. There was a lot of people
Speaker 4: shipping in them. But there's plenty of his fans that
Speaker 4: they're on Twitter. Oh, you guys are stupid.
Speaker 1: He showed you guys like I saw a bunch of them,
Speaker 1: like the same thing with the Russia thing. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh they came after Tim Poole because Tim Pole is
Speaker 4: suing Kamala Harris h Q.
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did say what he said.
Speaker 1: No, this is fucking this is amazing.
Speaker 4: Kamla Harris HQ, right, which is like, okay, cool, just
Speaker 4: shares a just a thing of Temple's podcast, a clip
Speaker 4: of it where Laura Lumer, that fucking plastic y bitch,
Speaker 4: was like, oh, she was advocating for corporal punishment, saying
Speaker 4: people who do treason should be executed, and then they
Speaker 4: cut off the podcast. But then they come on like
Speaker 4: immediately after.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, didn't she say like kill people or something. Well,
Speaker 1: she was just like they should be immediately, you know,
Speaker 1: like they should be people like that should be executed.
Speaker 1: It should just happen. And like so they they first
Speaker 1: they killed the broadcast, but then they brought it right back,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, actually, we just need to
Speaker 1: do that, blah blah blah. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I actually completely agree with you. So Temple completely agrees.
Speaker 1: He's completely in agreement.
Speaker 4: Then so Kamala Harris Q shares this fucking clip and
Speaker 4: then Temple's like, I'm suing them, goes on his podcast
Speaker 4: and says, I'm suing them for defamation. I've never advocated
Speaker 4: for that. I don't trust the government to do corporal
Speaker 4: punishment or or for the death penalty. And I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 4: we saw you on your podcast saying you agree with
Speaker 4: lower Lumer.
Speaker 1: I can't believe people get their information from this man. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. I think it's.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know you know that much.
Speaker 4: I don't know I'm making up words. I just know
Speaker 4: the melody. I just know the melody. If I got
Speaker 4: any I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna clip that and
Speaker 4: ask Jojo, did I get anything?
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean you're talking about the Twitter trash? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, just out of nowhere, just I
Speaker 1: can't recreate that. That doesn't even look at you exactly.
Speaker 1: When he's like, like, doesnch do that. He does something
Speaker 1: like does he do that? I don't know how his
Speaker 1: face is like in like, how do you double folded?
Speaker 1: Like how do you do that? I don't know. I've tried.
Speaker 1: I can to my face pretty well. I know my
Speaker 1: mass cheeks, but that's it.
Speaker 3: I can make my asshole turn into a cowboy literally
Speaker 3: like it looks like a cowboys like.
Speaker 1: That, turn picture into the shape of a fucking stereotypical
Speaker 1: like like it it looks like it's like it's a
Speaker 1: it's a cut out for cookies. COOKI oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm never eating cookies at your house.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: So yeah, im somebody's asshole looking like a like any
Speaker 2: other shape I would is crazy.
Speaker 3: You rarely see people's assholes?
Speaker 1: Can we modify that?
Speaker 3: But if I saw someone's assole like that, I would screw.
Speaker 3: I would scream like, actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you brought good point? Why don't we
Speaker 1: see people's a good point? I can't even say I
Speaker 1: can't even go down that alley. I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 2: This is this is the battle of idea, he is
Speaker 2: this is the marketplace of ideas.
Speaker 1: This is the marketplace of ideas. Why don't see people's assholes.
Speaker 1: The Libs don't want you to see their assholes. Oh
Speaker 1: to catch a bolt of lightning.
Speaker 2: He tried to, like, all right, so all right, all right,
Speaker 2: so so RECTI of bees James Earl Jones, Yes, can
Speaker 2: I be seriously? I don't know why I knew that
Speaker 2: he was alive still, but in my brain I thought
Speaker 2: he was surely dead. I don't know how to reconcile
Speaker 2: that because I believed both of those things at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: He don't he feels dead. You were, and he's fucking
Speaker 1: he was old. He was old as shit.
Speaker 2: I think he was in that age territory where I'm like,
Speaker 2: he has to be if he dies soon, I'm okay
Speaker 2: with it because it's.
Speaker 1: He's so old. I mean he lived ninety three years man,
Speaker 1: seven thirty eight years. Man, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think like once you're like once you're like sixty.
Speaker 2: Five seventy, I think like that's the point where it's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: like people are gonna pass away from me.
Speaker 1: Past eighty. Past eighty is like seventy eight is when
Speaker 1: I start wearing seventy eight. Yeah's eighty's I mean, your
Speaker 1: time's on its way. But what I mean is like,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not like Amy Winehouse, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, where it's like she was younger than we were.
Speaker 3: It's insane that then we were, Oh she was a
Speaker 3: seven twenty seven club, she was younger.
Speaker 1: She's younger than this moment. She's younger than we are now,
Speaker 1: wild insane. Yeah, who killed her again with the party?
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Harris? Yeah, they actually that was her real body.
Speaker 1: They Yeah, it was like that insan It's like that
Speaker 1: Smiling Friends episode with the fucking uh white Face demon
Speaker 1: where they eat him at the party. You know, it's
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm actually those celebrities have enough money
Speaker 4: to actually make that happen, if you think about it,
Speaker 4: If there was one that was like nefarious enough, they
Speaker 4: could literally pay somebody. Hey, great digger guy, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: will give you one million dollars to dig up Amy Winehouse.
Speaker 4: And yes, of course I'm gonna do it for a
Speaker 4: million dollars. I only make fucking fifteen dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: So twenty five dollars a year, of course I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Of course, that idea of eating a person is so
Speaker 3: looney loody spaghetti crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's like he's he's forgetting.
Speaker 3: It's almost crazy.
Speaker 2: He's eating pets.
Speaker 1: Transition. You have this to hate it would rate it
Speaker 1: you're gay or you gay? You are you're straight and gay?
Speaker 1: You are gay, you're gay. That's how Anthony guys one
Speaker 1: episode did you love it? Hate it? That? Did you
Speaker 1: love it? You hate it? You're gay, you're gay, you're gay,
Speaker 1: you're gay, tran gay. And then I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't think I was dreaming.
Speaker 3: I'm like wait, wait, really fast though, And it ended
Speaker 3: immediately only that one time too.
Speaker 1: No, ever, something.
Speaker 3: Pops up, there's no other like pops over another like
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 1: This a light gay, I get this gas a solid
Speaker 1: gay edging on gay.
Speaker 2: That's stupid.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we were coming off the presidential debate,
Speaker 1: the most recent one. Yeah, whatever, that's basically how I
Speaker 1: feel about it. Yeah, it was better than the last one. Well,
Speaker 1: it was a lot. I mean, I hated the last one.
Speaker 1: I was just kind of sad. The last one made
Speaker 1: me want to Actually, I really didn't think about jumping
Speaker 1: out of my last one second floor, just like right
Speaker 1: by my window, and I was like, I got the
Speaker 1: last one. I entertaining my tongue was in the barrel
Speaker 1: of a fucking smith and wesson. You were licking all
Speaker 1: the way. You licked all the gunpowder, so you couldn't
Speaker 1: shot yourself. You were let.
Speaker 2: So I mean, yeah, it was it was wild. I
Speaker 2: think I think any honest person would be able to
Speaker 2: look at the last two debates and they would say,
Speaker 2: like the last one, the first one, clearly Biden lost,
Speaker 2: you know, not on substance or whatever, but he just
Speaker 2: came off worse because he's just like a fucking decrepit piece.
Speaker 1: Of ship man, you know, beat you and golf, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'll bet he can't lift a
Speaker 1: golf Come on, let's be let can lift a golf club.
Speaker 1: He cannot. I saw him fall off a bike. Yeah
Speaker 1: but look you remember him. He's just riding and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I think at the club. But there's no way he
Speaker 1: could coordinately aiming at anything. He could like he can't
Speaker 1: swing this, act like he can't do this, He'll swing
Speaker 1: it and he'll get take away. They like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he could grasp.
Speaker 2: He could grasp a golf club and maybe guess that
Speaker 2: it was a golf club.
Speaker 1: Maybe, But like he's not swinging that thing. Hey, look
Speaker 1: at these repped our leggs. These are amazing. Well these
Speaker 1: what kind of a ball is this? This is such
Speaker 1: a long thing, like like what I feel like?
Speaker 3: Joe Biden is a kind he's so gone he can
Speaker 3: go up to a tree and make it grow more
Speaker 3: like that's how like not what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: He's so not here theorily anymore. He can walk up
Speaker 3: the tree and be like, wow, this tree could be beautiful.
Speaker 1: They don't turn in.
Speaker 2: He's so Joe Biden is so tapped out that if
Speaker 2: he walked up to a tree and touched it, the
Speaker 2: tree would siphon what's left of him and he would fall.
Speaker 1: He'd become the tree like.
Speaker 4: One new leaf would sprout, you know those trees that
Speaker 4: like retract when you touch on those plants. They slap
Speaker 4: him because they just they they can't even respect him
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 1: You hear against you hear an audible like ew oh
Speaker 1: ship damn was that supposed to happen? And the fucking
Speaker 1: like guy was like, no, so Joe, they've never done
Speaker 1: that before. Made a red wood recoil? How does that work?
Speaker 1: It got up and walked away, with the tree giants.
Speaker 1: Goddamn Jack, that's pretty fucking jack.
Speaker 4: Let me get some fire, racist trees or something. I
Speaker 4: don't know what's going on now. Yeah, that was boring
Speaker 4: a ship. Even Trump was lowered, and he was seeing
Speaker 4: bored too. In the first one, You're just like, Wow,
Speaker 4: you're fucking you suck man.
Speaker 2: Wasn't even but he did better in that one.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: He did better.
Speaker 2: He did have that one line where like he was
Speaker 2: like where Joe Biden inexplicably said like, we finally got
Speaker 2: we finally.
Speaker 4: I think he said, like he defeated we finally Medicare,
Speaker 4: Medicare and and and Trump was like, yeah, you did
Speaker 4: beat it.
Speaker 2: You beat it into the ground, you raped it and
Speaker 2: molested it.
Speaker 1: You fucking fingered it until it died over. You shoved
Speaker 1: it up your ass and you threw it up. You
Speaker 1: fingered Medicare until you scird it and died.
Speaker 5: You. I watched it, and he rigorously fingered Medicare to Dad,
Speaker 5: ripped Medicare's pussy.
Speaker 1: You're right out, fight out.
Speaker 3: You fuck Medicare harder than Stormy Daniels.
Speaker 1: Fucked me. He sucked me hard. Walking at us that day.
Speaker 1: It was crazy you.
Speaker 5: Fucked Medicare into the dirt, all the way through the ground,
Speaker 5: all the way to China.
Speaker 7: He came out, he came out China where they fucked Medicare.
Speaker 7: What about Magma, that's that can't happen.
Speaker 1: The chiggers are coming. The chiggers are the chicks?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 1: What are we? What are saying? What are we saying?
Speaker 1: We can't we can't even what's going on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like a little kiddie. This is cute. I'm a kitten,
Speaker 1: a little cute. What type of biological organism?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: We finally we beat Medicare. I'm a yeah. It just
Speaker 1: starts for the rest of the Yeah. Yeah. President Biden
Speaker 1: jumps like, I don't know what's going on. Help. I
Speaker 1: hope you eat good.
Speaker 2: So that's so with respect, that story is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: But that's not an immigrant that's you know that story right.
Speaker 1: Well, So there's a story that's older too.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's a little bit older, but it's
Speaker 2: it's not even in the place they said it's in,
Speaker 2: like Canton, and it was an American citizen. So it's
Speaker 2: just clearly like you would imagine, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know this for sure, but like you'd imagine
Speaker 2: like what like a psycho or like fed like like
Speaker 2: a drug, some crazy shit, some some person eating a cat.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't a migrant and it wasn't in the
Speaker 2: place that they said it was. It's a complete lie.
Speaker 2: And of course, like but it is a wild story.
Speaker 4: It's or fucking all those people they all started sharing
Speaker 4: all those stories saying Haitian migrants are coming in in droves,
Speaker 4: you needing all their fucking pets.
Speaker 1: They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 4: I think there was an isolated incident of like some
Speaker 4: ducks being snatched up or something, but like but like
Speaker 4: but then you know a lot of them were like, yeah,
Speaker 4: but those same fucking people hunt ducks all the time,
Speaker 4: So what the fuck do you even care about?
Speaker 1: Thing?
Speaker 2: I find are really egregious because has any have you
Speaker 2: had have you had duck?
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: I've said this on the show before, like years ago.
Speaker 2: You can go back and see it.
Speaker 1: I would eat it. I would bite a duck's neck
Speaker 1: out the pond and bring it home and just come
Speaker 1: out like a gator. Dude, Ducks are I haven't absolutely
Speaker 1: no problem with people killing ducks. But yeah, that that
Speaker 1: that incident of that, like crazy American citizen eating that
Speaker 1: cat is wild, Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's also there's so many.
Speaker 4: Isolated incident you can find more things like that too.
Speaker 4: That's how they they found that one thing.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck on what a delicious cat.
Speaker 5: Like they ate Garfield Garfield movies because immigrants are eating
Speaker 5: all our Garfield's.
Speaker 1: Let's be clear, because there's there.
Speaker 4: I actually ran in a few dummies on Twitter that
Speaker 4: are like, no, it's true, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like no, even you know, I know these people.
Speaker 4: They love cops. They're the ones that are defending this ship.
Speaker 1: They love cops. They love cops.
Speaker 4: The cops came out and said there is no evidence
Speaker 4: of anyone reporting their pets being eaten. So do you
Speaker 4: believe the cops or do you believe the fucking Facebook
Speaker 4: group that you joined.
Speaker 1: It's important to just acknowledge reality.
Speaker 2: It's it's a real story. Somebody ate a cat. It
Speaker 2: wasn't a migrant. It wasn't in the place where people
Speaker 2: are talking about migrants coming in. Is there a problem
Speaker 2: with a lot of people unplanned funneling into a place. Yes,
Speaker 2: of course, Obviously these are realities, right, but these are
Speaker 2: not connected things, and it's important to just I don't
Speaker 2: understand why people can't just remain grounded in reality where
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, should we have people pouring in over
Speaker 2: the over the border like NonStop, with like no real checks,
Speaker 2: which is why there was no But this is what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, This is why there was a bill that
Speaker 2: was proposed that was then shot down by the opposing
Speaker 2: party that would have prevented a lot of this stuff
Speaker 2: from happening.
Speaker 3: Regulation, more regulation.
Speaker 1: No one is like, oh no, people come in with
Speaker 1: I don't even want that thing? Is that? Like these
Speaker 1: people a lot of that Show me every time, show
Speaker 1: me fucking evidence of where are these people? Show me
Speaker 1: show them what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well, what I'm talking about when people talk about this
Speaker 4: massive problem, like show me the fucking problem they don't.
Speaker 4: Immigrating is such a fucking it is it is the
Speaker 4: it is the it is America. And look at even
Speaker 4: undocumented it is America that I'm hearing you saying these things,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, these are talking points that they would agree.
Speaker 2: This is normal stuff. You can't have just a bunch
Speaker 2: of people like pouring in and distate like it's a destabilizing.
Speaker 1: It is like, give me an example. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: give you an it's just self evidence. Give me no no, See,
Speaker 1: that's what they would say, give me an example. It's
Speaker 1: not that this is not politically this is there's nothing
Speaker 1: size about here, all right, Like this is what scares
Speaker 1: people because no one's giving out any information on what
Speaker 1: one scares people because nobody understands the reasons.
Speaker 4: If you give you give me some tangible evidence of
Speaker 4: something happening in response to a bunch of people pouring in,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, okay. But the problem is when people
Speaker 4: talk about this, they give nothing, and which is just
Speaker 4: fear mongering. They're scaring people. And I'm saying, in your
Speaker 4: neighborhoods where neighborhood? What neighborhood is your neighborhood?
Speaker 1: Where is it? Is it yours? Is her? Is your parents?
Speaker 1: Is your distant relatives? Who's well? I'm just so the
Speaker 1: idea is that.
Speaker 3: My my foundation for the the problem is that America
Speaker 3: as a whole, as a country where fucking we're on fire.
Speaker 3: We are wildly on fire. So the idea of a
Speaker 3: lot of people coming here in which way what do
Speaker 3: you menute? Just like fiscally, we just don't have the
Speaker 3: mind if we would even pay for themselves. I'm not no,
Speaker 3: I'm not against immigration at all. I'm not gonna first
Speaker 3: foremost I'm in anybody by blood.
Speaker 1: My blood is immigrated. There's uh, there's like literally not
Speaker 1: anyone who's reasonable is not.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that are voting for Donald
Speaker 4: Trump that are adamantly against it. They're getting cycled, They're
Speaker 4: getting bad information, and so like I try to curve
Speaker 4: the bad information by not doing these sweeping generalities. We
Speaker 4: can always say, like, hey, give me an example of
Speaker 4: like them coming out in droves and just fucking ruining things.
Speaker 3: I mean, because that's not that's not the vast majority
Speaker 3: of the cases. There may be some that do that,
Speaker 3: but that happens all over the place wherever there's every
Speaker 3: border to be able to people come over, Like people
Speaker 3: come over and me in cities. Look at how much
Speaker 3: that we've done everywhere else, fucking counterpoint to anything that
Speaker 3: they've talked everywhere I have done to us. Yeah, But
Speaker 3: the idea is that a lot of people are just
Speaker 3: the It is a lot of fear mongering, and that's true,
Speaker 3: but I just I think our countries.
Speaker 1: Just on like this. We're fucked. Yeah, But the thing
Speaker 1: is why. It's not immigration.
Speaker 2: It's a poor resource allocation, and we just don't like,
Speaker 2: we don't care about it.
Speaker 3: We don't acknowledge it. We don't acknowledge the poor resource allocation.
Speaker 3: We don't care about the vast way for people here.
Speaker 3: People are meant here to just work.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: You're you're given entrance to work for this country, and
Speaker 3: then after that we don't want to pay you anything else.
Speaker 3: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: You just gotta be a part of our machine.
Speaker 4: Well, I like, look, I like where you're going over there.
Speaker 4: We're saying, like the the entry level, let's talk about
Speaker 4: the citizens first. Just like people are working to death.
Speaker 4: That's one of the biggest prolems, so they don't have
Speaker 4: problems to look into anything.
Speaker 1: It sucks. I hate that.
Speaker 4: Number two goes back to the first thing. We were
Speaker 4: just talking about big money influencing people, So that is
Speaker 4: I would say, that is the biggest problem. We all
Speaker 4: understand what needs to be done, we all get this,
Speaker 4: but people are being paid way too much money to
Speaker 4: lie and to just point the problems at things that
Speaker 4: aren't the problems when the problem and we know the
Speaker 4: problem is not just Russians, it's all a Garks in general.
Speaker 1: We also we have to kill Ellen DeGeneres. That's a
Speaker 1: part of it. How do you feel about this? That's
Speaker 1: a part of it. She's a big She's a big
Speaker 1: piece of nobody understand right now you convinced, like if
Speaker 1: you're not familiar with what Ellen DeGeneres is doing as
Speaker 1: a part of this whole problem, you should look into it,
Speaker 1: should research itture. It would be so good if we
Speaker 1: just if someone.
Speaker 2: Gave me up, man, I think you could confidently say
Speaker 2: he has money, Like someone will google something.
Speaker 1: People are gonna look up on the and they're gonna
Speaker 1: find something.
Speaker 2: You're gonna find something.
Speaker 1: They will find I hope they do. I hope they do.
Speaker 1: I hope they do. Actually I hope they don't find something. Man?
Speaker 1: What what? Okay? Someone?
Speaker 4: Please, there's gotta be one. There's gotta be one fucking
Speaker 4: like just a person that has so much money in
Speaker 4: their bank account that's listening to this podcast right now,
Speaker 4: could you please just fund us stupid amounts of money
Speaker 4: and and.
Speaker 2: And look at look at yeah, Notch come back like
Speaker 2: growing Notch was on my Patreon. He was that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot about that, but that was real. Look I
Speaker 2: could have been bankrolled by a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I mean, message him. You still around now.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like he doesn't like where I went, which
Speaker 2: is like the same place that I was.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Oh he means he means you didn't know know, so
Speaker 4: what that actually means he didn't like that you went
Speaker 4: along with everybody?
Speaker 1: You did, you got you did not go with everybody else.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to me.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, we didn't hop on on that
Speaker 4: money train, and people got upset at us, and then
Speaker 4: me doing almost nothing with my channel being accused of
Speaker 4: being a grifter, and I'm like, what is am.
Speaker 1: I making millions of dollars a year?
Speaker 2: What they I don't know if you noticed, but we're
Speaker 2: in a massive compound. Behind Sweeney, behind that green screen
Speaker 2: is actually a skate park, an arcade, the bones of
Speaker 2: John F.
Speaker 1: Kennedy. A rich person.
Speaker 3: Give me, give me a lot of money, and I'll
Speaker 3: become the Lucifers of the story of this world. I
Speaker 3: will I will burn, I'll destroy everything, I'll use every
Speaker 3: decent trait of mine to destroy this.
Speaker 1: I'll get a dog on camera like whatever, I will
Speaker 1: pretend it's a dog. I will, I will, we will
Speaker 1: skin like raw dog and a rock cat on camera
Speaker 1: in one bite a dog.
Speaker 3: But I would watch a dog and I would talk
Speaker 3: our commentation.
Speaker 1: Will. I couldn't do it myself though. That's their dogs. Like,
Speaker 1: I'll get an animal that's clearly not dog. You've seen
Speaker 1: the images of the people.
Speaker 3: It was like ET, but they had like an eat
Speaker 3: as barbecue and people were like it wasn't really talking,
Speaker 3: but it was like a bunch of meat for like
Speaker 3: a barbecue, but it looked like eating.
Speaker 1: And they put it and they were like cooking it
Speaker 1: and eating it. And it's really funny because like.
Speaker 2: First of all, that's an awesome idea.
Speaker 1: It's like, so they built.
Speaker 2: So they built like almost like they sculpted like a
Speaker 2: meat loaf kind of that that looked like ET.
Speaker 1: And then they put on a grill. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like screaming and it's got a screaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they put it. They put a little speaker and
Speaker 1: it motherfucker's shaking the grill.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, You fucking flipped.
Speaker 3: It's the whales.
Speaker 1: The whales will make money.
Speaker 4: That is pretty wild though, but I would that's fine.
Speaker 4: So what we'll do will make a dog meat loaf.
Speaker 4: So make a dog loaf and then a catlowds.
Speaker 1: Make it and you be like, wait, it wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to have dog in it, and yeah, fucking immediately fucking
Speaker 1: rfk ju just shows up. Hey, you guys, you know
Speaker 1: it really is wild? How many times you kid here?
Speaker 2: Just people would just like when they see a story
Speaker 2: on tw it, I wish they would just like look
Speaker 2: into it, even slight, even just for like two minutes,
Speaker 2: even if it's because you'd find a lot of stuff,
Speaker 2: even Jesus, look into it for two minutes if they tried.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Because don't you want to not be duped?
Speaker 1: Do you want to know?
Speaker 2: Does nobody have like the self preservation of like I
Speaker 2: don't want to be fooled till we look into it?
Speaker 1: Like it's wild? People don't have.
Speaker 3: People don't have the time, They really sit not looking
Speaker 3: at things. Well they do they don't?
Speaker 1: Do? They not what the cell phones does? They do?
Speaker 3: Don't the interest that's like whatever the interest, But it's
Speaker 3: just like uh, because for me, I don't look into
Speaker 3: the things. I think they're really stupid. I think it's
Speaker 3: really dumb, like I don't even I don't even got
Speaker 3: I don't got time.
Speaker 4: Well, I actually all that's actually more when I really
Speaker 4: look into things, when I'm like this is so incredibly
Speaker 4: Oh my, I there's no way this could be real.
Speaker 1: When it gets brought up again, I'll be like I
Speaker 1: saw confirm things that seems so fucking outlandish.
Speaker 2: It was like there's certain things that are just so obviously.
Speaker 2: Like I remember even just something with trivial stuff. I
Speaker 2: remember doing a stream and somebody was like, uh, I
Speaker 2: can't remember what game it was, but it was like
Speaker 2: there was Blackmith Wukan. There was like a review or
Speaker 2: something where I can't remember what the exact same one was.
Speaker 2: It was like an s j A w ish kind
Speaker 2: of point about like I don't know from screen rant
Speaker 2: or something where like oh, there wasn't diversity in in Wukan,
Speaker 2: and like people were acting like this was like the prevailing,
Speaker 2: like dominant, like opinion. It was just like one website
Speaker 2: saying this yeah, and then and I remember saying it's
Speaker 2: like yeah, I mean it's just one writer, like nobody
Speaker 2: this is the only only time I've ever heard any
Speaker 2: of this mentioned. It's a game from China about like
Speaker 2: monkey people. Obviously there's no diversity, but so like I
Speaker 2: remember somebody, but but somebody argued, it's like no, it's
Speaker 2: actually like a really common pains, Like what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? It's like, here's another review and I clicked
Speaker 2: on it and it was like a screen shot where
Speaker 2: like it said, oh, a heterosexual relationship made in the
Speaker 2: game might upset some people. And I'm like, this seems
Speaker 2: like it's not real. Where what's your source? And then
Speaker 2: I looked at the source. It wasn't there, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well maybe benefit of the doubt. Maybe
Speaker 2: they got rid of it because they got criticism. Let
Speaker 2: me go on the way back machine to the day
Speaker 2: was posted and you lo and behold, it's not there's
Speaker 2: a completely fake fucking screenshot. And this guy was like,
Speaker 2: well it could have happened. And it's just like you're
Speaker 2: you're you're gone, You're gone.
Speaker 1: That's that's me with like want it so bad. They
Speaker 1: wanted to be true.
Speaker 3: Where it was like the the idea of the Acolyte.
Speaker 3: People didn't like the show. I thought it was very
Speaker 3: man at best. But people were like, oh, there was
Speaker 3: the clip of the girl that played rue inside of
Speaker 3: in Hunger Games. She was the main character Acolade, right,
Speaker 3: And there's a clipper here saying, well, it was made
Speaker 3: to make white people cry. Right, people going like af
Speaker 3: fucking tirade about how she fucking hates to start wars
Speaker 3: for me, the white coman, And it's like, she's not
Speaker 3: talking about that, talking about a movie called The Hate
Speaker 3: You Give that is literally a piece about bradiel On
Speaker 3: prejudice and a little young black.
Speaker 1: They extrapolated that, and I'm like, that's not even First
Speaker 1: of all, she's a younger person in that.
Speaker 3: You guys can't she's visibly young, so.
Speaker 4: Hard, but it's just the idea of that, Like, look,
Speaker 4: let me tell you something to fine, all right, get
Speaker 4: a little stuffed up to find a juin review of
Speaker 4: the Acholider or whatever, it's nearly impossible.
Speaker 1: I found one guy I forgot his name.
Speaker 4: I started watching the videos, like almost like a two
Speaker 4: hour video completely a political like shredding of that show itself.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I like this guy.
Speaker 4: He's not brain broken like now, And here's the funny
Speaker 4: thing compared to his views were just under two hundred thousand,
Speaker 4: all of the neurotic or these people.
Speaker 1: Millions of views. People want it, we and that guy
Speaker 1: was difficult.
Speaker 3: We have ruined our franchise. The Star Wars fans which
Speaker 3: coul shout him out, I forget ruined the franchise. It
Speaker 3: makes me really sad because, like it was once upon
Speaker 3: the time, it just a fun universe that people could
Speaker 3: just enjoyed, like want, inhabit and aspired towards. But it's
Speaker 3: become something so gross by Disney's hand and by the
Speaker 3: fan base that it's like I it's.
Speaker 1: They never got past that Ryan Johnson ship. They they
Speaker 1: they have stayed well.
Speaker 4: I feel like that was the catalyst for Yeah, because
Speaker 4: even when the twenty fifteen The Force Awakens came out,
Speaker 4: people weren't even talking like this.
Speaker 1: You're right, because it was it was a new thing, right.
Speaker 3: People didn't know Kathleen Kennedy was gonna fucking fucking squirt
Speaker 3: the bed with fucking accidents. So they were just like, okay,
Speaker 3: because I thought the first movie was boring and it
Speaker 3: was fun.
Speaker 1: It was serviceable. It was a service it was another
Speaker 1: it was another of the same movie. It was a
Speaker 1: serviceable jumping off point. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like whenever a game comes out and
Speaker 2: it's like a good foundation, it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: pretty solid.
Speaker 1: It's like destiny.
Speaker 2: It's like dismissing the boat, but like there's something here
Speaker 2: for sure, and then it and then uh, Walton glass
Speaker 2: comes down and you're like, okay, okay, we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's kind of how I felt about The Force Awake.
Speaker 1: It's like, eh, this is kind of whatever for me.
Speaker 1: It was like it's not for me.
Speaker 3: It made me really because I was like she was
Speaker 3: doing ship that, like she did the fucking Jedi mind trick,
Speaker 3: and I was like this, this, this woman shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be able to do that. You are you already? I
Speaker 1: was already. I was born. Besides this, bro. When I
Speaker 1: came up my mom's when I slapped a hand on
Speaker 1: it was like, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People never got off that that ship was but it
Speaker 1: But what it's.
Speaker 3: More what it's morphed into in the last like maybe
Speaker 3: I would say six years is just Causticus, like.
Speaker 1: So not fucking profitable. Still, well, it's it's so stale.
Speaker 1: People grew people grew up. It's no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean Star Wars. Excuse me, I mean the the
Speaker 1: woe criticism, like it's so fucking stale.
Speaker 3: You know why, you know why it's fucking profitable because
Speaker 3: after after a certain person became president, right person president,
Speaker 3: what happened is the boy people that are very ignorant
Speaker 3: became much louder. Right, he gave these people a champion.
Speaker 1: Well also people, It's true, but people, but people like
Speaker 1: to like, people like to hate that, people like to
Speaker 1: be angry. Yeah, people people like negativity. And what happened
Speaker 1: is that media fan I don't connect like that though.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that like kind of fucking weird, like
Speaker 1: making fun of stuff. But I feel like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I understand, I am a human being too. Why can
Speaker 1: I not connect with that wave of wanting to be upset?
Speaker 1: I hate being?
Speaker 2: Well we do kind of like we we were talking
Speaker 2: here about all sorts of shit that make us like
Speaker 2: this is so stupid.
Speaker 4: It makes us upset in a way, I'm upset of
Speaker 4: people being so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Now, I like say, like I have never gotten so
Speaker 1: I've never felt like I wanted to make fucking fifteen
Speaker 1: videos about like mass Effect and Drameda and that disappointed
Speaker 1: me deeply, you know what I mean. It's just like
Speaker 1: I I made like one video and then just little
Speaker 1: comments here and there whenever it comes up.
Speaker 2: Even when I was like covering Halo, I think I
Speaker 2: made like four over like three seven hour videos.
Speaker 3: You know the thing, the things I love, the things
Speaker 3: I love, I love discussing, right, Because the things I love,
Speaker 3: I love discussing. And often the times Dick let me
Speaker 3: finish so and like often times I want to just
Speaker 3: try to prevail my idea to let people know that hey,
Speaker 3: you're stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm right right, But.
Speaker 3: It's just it's I don't know, it turns things turned
Speaker 3: into really fucking weird spaces where like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: the nerd the nerd world you'd assume would be way
Speaker 3: more kind and friendly than it actually is. And it's
Speaker 3: unfortunate that it is the way it is sometimes.
Speaker 1: Because like it is unfortunate.
Speaker 3: It's like I run into that with Spider Man fans
Speaker 3: all the time. When mos Malas came out, bro I've
Speaker 3: never would have thought that was the same fan base
Speaker 3: of Spider Man Peter Parker, Like motherfuckers were saying, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just all doing wild shit, like you know,
Speaker 1: like that big face on the screen man like.
Speaker 3: I remember him saying before he heard his name was
Speaker 3: Miles Rowles. He was like, wow, Myles, what a dumb
Speaker 3: and he said it twice. He said it twice, he
Speaker 3: said double N word three times.
Speaker 1: He flew away. It was crazy. That's the first thing
Speaker 1: I said my first Miles brows was the first thing
Speaker 1: I said, this is actually great. You know, I saw people.
Speaker 1: I saw people like.
Speaker 2: This isn't real obviously, but I saw people like fan
Speaker 2: casting Miles Morales and it was just some guy.
Speaker 1: No, I have definitely seen. I saw that. I was
Speaker 1: sure you did. My Instagram was gone, I have to
Speaker 1: delete that. Wellsten to me, the dumbest bullsh me.
Speaker 2: Actually forgot what I was gonna say. Well, no, it
Speaker 2: was it was like I saw people like and people
Speaker 2: were like, how about it was just some guy. It
Speaker 2: was just I think it was just like an just
Speaker 2: some guy. And then they were like, how about an
Speaker 2: actual Afro Caribbean.
Speaker 1: That'd be nice, But like that Peter Parker's been British
Speaker 1: for the last two like you're not going no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no Africa.
Speaker 3: Also, I also agree, I agree yes, I agree, that's.
Speaker 1: I agree, like cool, that would be cool, but like
Speaker 1: that's not gonna fucking happen to exists, no stop. If
Speaker 1: they can't they can't find they can't find an American
Speaker 1: New York And to play Peter Parker. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: find an Africabban to play.
Speaker 3: Ain't get an American pay Peter Parker because he'll be
Speaker 3: too real and they'll be like this, this is real
Speaker 3: and the character.
Speaker 2: Not a single al, not a not a single dead ass.
Speaker 3: Someone will and he'll beat the funk out of them
Speaker 3: using his real Spider power.
Speaker 1: He webs him to the train tracks, and then it'll
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: Yo, Spider Man's character is crazy. He has a good heart,
Speaker 3: but he's he's kind of wild and.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, speaking of a did you see that
Speaker 1: one clip of that guy and I think it was
Speaker 1: one of the PlayStation Spider Man's where like he takes
Speaker 1: him up to like the highest building, probably the Empire
Speaker 1: State or some ship like that does that like thing
Speaker 1: where you know you like stomps you like you basically
Speaker 1: you take him up and you like stomp on him.
Speaker 1: So he goes to the highest building and gabs a
Speaker 1: Hinchman and all the way down and then stops on
Speaker 1: him and then he says, you're looking at it pulled
Speaker 1: my punches. No, no, no, this was like, uh, this
Speaker 1: wasn't one of the mean Spiders New Spider Man games. No,
Speaker 1: this was like PlayStation one. I don't know which version
Speaker 1: of the game. This was probably Spider Man two, probably
Speaker 1: Spider Man something. It probably was Spider Man two and
Speaker 1: that line, and that line was probably edited in yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't thin, yeah, I don't think he says
Speaker 1: like maybe he says I pull up saying that three
Speaker 1: in spider the game. Maybe yeah, And there was a
Speaker 1: crater on the the guys, I'll see if I can
Speaker 1: find it. He's a puddles, He's just legs and a puddle,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're looking at pulled.
Speaker 3: I was watching something recently where it was showing like
Speaker 3: Arkham Batman versus Spider Man PS, because there's the whole
Speaker 3: just scorse abut people. Yeah, Spider Man in PS. And
Speaker 3: then we talked about the second game being like nerved,
Speaker 3: like Peter Parker is fucking so weak in that game,
Speaker 3: and I'm like they're like, yeah, when.
Speaker 1: The fridge fell on him, he was so weak.
Speaker 3: I was like, you guys, understand the experience he had
Speaker 3: the day before that fridge falling on him.
Speaker 1: What fridge?
Speaker 3: What you remember when Harry like transforms and he like
Speaker 3: knocks Peter into the fridge and Peter hits the fridge
Speaker 3: and it falls on him. What the Spider Man the
Speaker 3: newest one?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, yeah, I don't remember that. And then he's like, Spider.
Speaker 3: Man is so much weaker in that game, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't think Spider Man's weaker at all
Speaker 3: that game. I think he's going through a lot of
Speaker 3: ship in that game. Obviously, Miles is more powerful, dug.
Speaker 3: I mean a nigga can turn into electricity.
Speaker 1: He's an anime character. Literally, he's a.
Speaker 3: Fucking He's a modern comic book character compared to the
Speaker 3: guy I was created in the sixties. Of course, he's
Speaker 3: gonna be way more insane. If he's like if you
Speaker 3: put if you put like.
Speaker 1: Popeye in Legend of Kora, It's like, he'll just eat
Speaker 1: spinach and then he'll be He'll win.
Speaker 3: He's literally what happens when you take a concept of
Speaker 3: a character that your air man, you're a woman, but
Speaker 3: it's idea is like if you give a little kid like, hey,
Speaker 3: what would Spider Man be cool with?
Speaker 1: He have this power and do this, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can I see something? What's that?
Speaker 2: Did you grow up with pop by the Sailor Man?
Speaker 1: My grandma is old no, But what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: like you did, right, yeah, so did I Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: It is to me? Yeah? Yeah, Like I like, did
Speaker 1: you grow up by Sailor Man? Well, I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit older, so there was. I was the tail end
Speaker 1: of people say there was. There was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was basically reruns of it on like I
Speaker 4: don't know if it was Cartoon Network, probably because yeah, there.
Speaker 1: Was like like that.
Speaker 2: So I remember watching it a lot. I remember like
Speaker 2: that theme song brings back happy memories. Man, I'm like,
Speaker 2: why what's that?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 3: Like in the thirty game, there's a show that is
Speaker 3: a Little Girl and Her Dog. I forgot what it's called.
Speaker 3: It's it's similar ar style on pop out of Sailor Man.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those Yeah, that's it. Get on
Speaker 1: the questions in the field and about and oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 1: I no, no, nothing, nothing, because I just realized we
Speaker 1: literally it doesn't matter. We actually didn't even talk about
Speaker 1: the president of debate. Not really. We spent all we
Speaker 1: don't have to.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying we spent all of our time like
Speaker 4: kind of like it was like a pre thing, like, oh,
Speaker 4: the first one and then we got into the dogs
Speaker 4: and that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was hilarious. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: So I think what I was saying before, to pick
Speaker 2: up on something that we dropped an hour ago, was that,
Speaker 2: like I think any self respecting, honest person would be
Speaker 2: able to see like, okay, well Trump won the first
Speaker 2: one because Biden was just barely alive, and this time
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty clear that Kamala won. You know,
Speaker 2: I think I think it's just like on an objective level,
Speaker 2: not in the culture war. Yeah, if you're not in
Speaker 2: the culture war, like if you're just like connected with
Speaker 2: like normal everyday people and you watch that debate, it's
Speaker 2: it's very clear that Kamala came off a lot better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect her to go on the offense in
Speaker 2: the that she did, like because she was like, you
Speaker 2: should go to his rallies.
Speaker 1: They're boring, like I was. He was not so mad,
Speaker 1: they got.
Speaker 3: Under she started attacking his ego and he fell apart.
Speaker 2: That was that he took the Baani a lot in
Speaker 2: a way that actually surprised me. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: he kept.
Speaker 4: I wasn't surprised because I was like, it is so
Speaker 4: clear that every time he gets so fucking upset, it's
Speaker 4: always tied to his ego about things, because he always
Speaker 4: says everything is the best, and so when you when
Speaker 4: you say they're not, he gets so upse Just like
Speaker 4: he at a few of his rallies, he won't drop
Speaker 4: the weird thing. He's so mad that they keep getting
Speaker 4: called weird. It is such a non thing that you
Speaker 4: should pay attention to, but it bothers him. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: I'm like like, literally, if people were calling me weird
Speaker 4: all the time, like okay, if I'm a politician, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh that's all you got, that's Fu're a dumb bitch, like.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like I don't care. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so he he got really upset.
Speaker 4: And then I just think the monologues at the last,
Speaker 4: the last closing statements where she was like, oh I
Speaker 4: want to do this, I want to do that, I
Speaker 4: want to move forward.
Speaker 1: Word blah blah blah, and then his entire thing was
Speaker 1: she sucks, America's destroyed, you're all gay, And I was like, damn.
Speaker 1: I was like this.
Speaker 4: I was like the I saw a guy who's historically
Speaker 4: a Trump supporter, this Stude's dad, and then he texted
Speaker 4: his son.
Speaker 1: He was like, damn, Yeah. Trump didn't look good at all. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I will say that I saw on part of his
Speaker 3: closing statements are actually pretty decent where he said one
Speaker 3: thing is like why haven't they changed these things? And
Speaker 3: when he went to the tariff stuff, I think that's
Speaker 3: the only moment where he was kind of like had
Speaker 3: a decent point about the debates.
Speaker 1: They kept the tariffs, and he put up, well they
Speaker 1: kept some of they kept some of but they're still
Speaker 1: because his his his granted they across the board to
Speaker 1: that's insane, Like it makes sense to do that for
Speaker 1: some things, but like it's like the across the board,
Speaker 1: it was insane.
Speaker 2: I think the only point the only Yeah. I do
Speaker 2: think from a layman perspective, like the whole like she
Speaker 2: said she's gonna do this, why haven't why hasn't she done?
Speaker 2: I only fairly I think I'm be honest, I think
Speaker 2: that lands. It probably land ends.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't.
Speaker 4: I don't think it should land at all, because it's
Speaker 4: like you were president for four years. Why isn't so
Speaker 4: I think, like I.
Speaker 2: Will say the thing, I'm sorry to cut you off.
Speaker 2: The one thing that did bother me was like there
Speaker 2: was a lot of points where like Kamala could have
Speaker 2: just come she could have come back with obvious rebuttals
Speaker 2: to things yea, and she just let it lie because
Speaker 2: she was like, my I made the greatest economy ever.
Speaker 2: It's like you inherited a really good one and you
Speaker 2: just kind of kept it going like it's I mean good,
Speaker 2: you know, congrat you know, props, I guess, but like
Speaker 2: it was already trending that way, and he kept saying,
Speaker 2: he said it.
Speaker 4: Multiple times that they have the worst inflation in history
Speaker 4: ever and that is so laughably untrue.
Speaker 1: Well, I like Kamala's please address this. It's A it's
Speaker 1: not true, and B this is a global issue, like it's.
Speaker 3: Not like it's not about crime in our country is
Speaker 3: going up and it's like actively said it has not
Speaker 3: gone up.
Speaker 1: And then he tried to come back and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're leaving ship out. I'm like, they're not doing it.
Speaker 1: Did it get brighter?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You're what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I don't I only just notice happened. I can't tell
Speaker 2: if I just if that just happened or no, no,
Speaker 2: I looked over whatever.
Speaker 3: What time would you do that? I had a thought
Speaker 3: and you took it from you stole.
Speaker 1: It is fucking wild and you are so much more
Speaker 1: bright than you were at the beginning of this, and
Speaker 1: everything's bright or now what's happening? It's not even Oh
Speaker 1: it's my son, come out.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You stole my choice.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry my choice?
Speaker 1: All right? Stop stop relaxed Alex Jones, Uh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It was it was a wild uh. She
Speaker 1: I thought she did well.
Speaker 2: There were some points where I was frustrated with her.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why she let certain things slide.
Speaker 1: The moment about because it was like you, but I
Speaker 1: was annoyed to when she was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like this is to be fair, this isn't just a
Speaker 1: common this is just a problem with a lot of politicians.
Speaker 2: And I understand on some level why this happens. I
Speaker 2: get it, but it doesn't make it any less frustrating.
Speaker 2: When when a politician will be like, they'll be like,
Speaker 2: will you the moderator will be like, will you support this?
Speaker 1: Yes, and then they'll be like, I was a middle
Speaker 1: class kid, and I'm like, shut up, just like I
Speaker 1: wish some the first person to be like no, like
Speaker 1: y or yes, I'm gonna like fifty.
Speaker 2: I was joking when I said this, It was like
Speaker 2: fifty fifty state landslide for the next person to just
Speaker 2: answer a fucking question directly. I know why they don't
Speaker 2: do that because they use it for like, you know,
Speaker 2: advert like they use it in their ads to be
Speaker 2: like you know that, I get it, but it's it
Speaker 2: doesn't make it any less frustrating.
Speaker 3: The witness a question pretty well relatively relative, relatively, relatively relative,
Speaker 3: relatively unfortunately, should have could have to the median what
Speaker 3: we what we wanted was these niggas is wilent stop?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, relatively to the situation that obviously's unfortunately.
Speaker 1: To your average person, yeah, probably what to the average
Speaker 1: person that.
Speaker 4: That already has her locked in yeap to the people
Speaker 4: who who are now who have been disillusioned because when
Speaker 4: she started just repeating the same Biden talking points. It's
Speaker 4: actually made a lot of people nervous that they're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: they were so excited before because like, Okay, I don't
Speaker 4: have to good conscience vote for Biden because it's clear
Speaker 4: on where he stands.
Speaker 1: And what a lot of people are at least hoping,
Speaker 1: was that she would fucking delay her Basically, they're gonna
Speaker 1: do the same approach essentially, and which kind of took
Speaker 1: the winds out of the sales of a lot of people,
Speaker 1: a lot of Muslim and a lot of young fucking
Speaker 1: voters that just but conscious can't vote for her. She condemned,
Speaker 1: like she condemned. That means nothing to them. I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree with what you're saying. I am on your side.
Speaker 4: Well that's who I'm talking about, like the people, the
Speaker 4: votes that actually matter that she could miss out on.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, like the way, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how you would like.
Speaker 4: There's there's there, they're Muslims, and there are young people
Speaker 4: that just can't like they can't play, they can't play
Speaker 4: this political game.
Speaker 1: I did it. I feel like they I'm paying attention,
Speaker 1: so I know, I don't think you're wrong when your
Speaker 1: other choices like the person who moved the you know,
Speaker 1: I agree with it.
Speaker 4: I agree it is it is, but I know what
Speaker 4: they're retarded. These kids don't understand the like like these
Speaker 4: people's family how much worse? Yes, so like the conscious
Speaker 4: or like I can't get behind this because my family's
Speaker 4: being slaughtered. But then there's way more young people more
Speaker 4: than the Muslims that can't support. There's way more young
Speaker 4: people that are taking a hard stand, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: that isn't good. However, at least a lot of them
Speaker 4: that were taking hard stand are going to ignore a
Speaker 4: lot of their feelings. Because Taylor Swift was like yo
Speaker 4: back in Kamala and those people.
Speaker 1: Are female vote the most powerful cognitive.
Speaker 4: Kicks in because a lot of her audience were like, no,
Speaker 4: we're not doing this political ship. You need to fucking
Speaker 4: cease fire now. But then she's like, I'm on board.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like yes, queen. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little bit better. Were good.
Speaker 2: It is really stupid.
Speaker 1: It is so stupid.
Speaker 2: If you look with all the respect, if you if
Speaker 2: you if you make your political decision based on celebrity doors,
Speaker 2: I think you're insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be beaten down, but you know what
Speaker 1: you can get. We have to move to pressure. That's
Speaker 1: my thing moment, Like, I don't know what she could
Speaker 1: have better. So here's the thing, the.
Speaker 4: Other the people that are not in the know, and
Speaker 4: then this is this, and then we'll we'll move forward
Speaker 4: the people aren't in the know, and then shoot him,
Speaker 4: still shoot him, shoot this man, shoot the last thing.
Speaker 4: Sick a dog on him and then let him eat
Speaker 4: it and shoot him.
Speaker 1: And look at the people.
Speaker 4: The people that are the Normanies that are already gonna
Speaker 4: support her, they're not going to be mad about like
Speaker 4: if she just said cease fire now, they're doing too much.
Speaker 4: This is fucked up, and just focus on that side.
Speaker 4: That's the only people she needs to worry about. The
Speaker 4: other people are she has the other votes locked in.
Speaker 4: She has to worry about the Muslim and the younger people.
Speaker 4: I feel like if she just caters to them, because
Speaker 4: they're the only ones that are stupid enough to be like,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna vote and even though it's really important
Speaker 4: that the need to vote.
Speaker 1: There, they're stubborn. They're being stupid. They're not they're being me.
Speaker 4: When I was young, I was like, I'm not voting
Speaker 4: for the lesser of two days. I'm not doing this
Speaker 4: fucking game. And then I got older and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I have to play the game.
Speaker 1: That's just how it is. You don't play the game,
Speaker 1: you lose immediately. Yeah, if you don't play the game,
Speaker 1: you're gay, which is what happens. I'm not outwardly gay,
Speaker 1: yet I'm playing this game hard. Let's move on the questions.
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff to cover, uh, a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff to cover today. What do we got? So this
Speaker 1: is the questions that you just posted today.
Speaker 2: This is some backlog, but like I mean, I made
Speaker 2: the post three hours ago, so there's probably there's probably like.
Speaker 1: Ten thousand fucking questions already, six thousand questions.
Speaker 3: You better an all them off company house because of
Speaker 3: our houses. You don't answer is probably so upset.
Speaker 2: Here's a picture of you sleeping, one dude kissing on you,
Speaker 2: one of those mask on How would you feel?
Speaker 1: Actually if if if?
Speaker 2: Because there's so here's the thing, there's gonna be a
Speaker 2: point where like a I is gonna be realistic enough
Speaker 2: where like people could fake that's that stuff that is true.
Speaker 1: So, like, ho do you that's gonna fuck with people
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: I would imagine the idea. How would it seeing me
Speaker 3: do something I didn't do? Was gonna really bother already
Speaker 3: I already don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is gonna be crazy for the
Speaker 1: schizophrenic community. Oh yeah, they're fucked. I mean they're already
Speaker 1: They're like, is there, well, is there a community? They're already. Fuck.
Speaker 1: It's one person, a schizophrenic community. Technically, I think, technically, yes,
Speaker 1: this is really fucked up.
Speaker 3: He's really ends. It's a valid question for him. It
Speaker 3: could be a person could have like eighty seven friends
Speaker 3: that aren't real.
Speaker 1: Everyone's to get you. Do you hear something not meanither
Speaker 1: poor guys? Poor me smether them anyway? Dog do you
Speaker 1: want to give the trends?
Speaker 5: They want to give the dog schizophrenia and they want
Speaker 5: to eat the schizophrenic dogs they want because it's viral.
Speaker 1: The dog turning transgender.
Speaker 5: I watched a black woman turn a transgender migrant in
Speaker 5: prison into.
Speaker 1: A dog and eat it. I saw it. I watched
Speaker 1: it and watch it was crystal Ball. I watched it
Speaker 1: like crystal Ball.
Speaker 2: See that video of excuse pointing like a witch at
Speaker 2: like you see see there's a video of like this
Speaker 2: is not a story about anything, it's not even worth
Speaker 2: breaking up. But like there's like a video of x
Speaker 2: QC saying like something about his ex girl and he's
Speaker 2: calling your fat and ship, which is like you know based,
Speaker 2: but like he's like pointing at the camera like this,
Speaker 2: Like it's like like it's like a gnarled like witch finger.
Speaker 1: Why it's a curved and of course you could do
Speaker 1: is that how they do that? It was there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's tellings telling a huge Native Americans of stealing things.
Speaker 1: He did it, he did it.
Speaker 3: This is the night he was gonna put you in
Speaker 3: the camp in the nineties is the ninety.
Speaker 1: The black people, that's.
Speaker 4: Now, Like if you want to say, now the black
Speaker 4: people are reading our dogs, they're eating our.
Speaker 1: What's his name from Garfield? The little dog Nig was terrible.
Speaker 1: I saw him do.
Speaker 3: It was a black person dark.
Speaker 5: Turning odies into honey bunches of odies and they're mixing
Speaker 5: them in with little dry roots on arbuckles.
Speaker 1: Then they make him tranced. Took in a Haitian immigrant
Speaker 1: Eddie ate Garfield and Odi. I would love the idea
Speaker 1: of a Haitian person drawn in that art stuff. That
Speaker 1: Walkfield is like he's being literally consumed.
Speaker 2: He's like his legs are basically from his sor he's like,
Speaker 2: I hate money.
Speaker 3: He cuts foot open, takes out a whole lasagna, eat the.
Speaker 1: And then eats. They keep eating our pants.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, it's crazy, but there, it's crazy what this
Speaker 5: woman is doing out country?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Guys? I speak French, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's such a wild I was kid because you're like,
Speaker 1: if you play anything the face off her cat in
Speaker 1: the garfield, tell me why and you Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's like that kill. It's like that kilimation of war.
Speaker 1: We takes the wolf and.
Speaker 3: I hate that he does that. The audacity of cradles
Speaker 3: put it down gently.
Speaker 1: They're eating they're eating our Haitian dogs. But uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: questions we're gonna keep. First question ship, did yeah? We
Speaker 1: did even get a one? Yeah? All right, first one,
Speaker 1: mister Haitian?
Speaker 2: Or did I even say patron tech? You know we'll
Speaker 2: get back on track next time. But just before Poodless,
Speaker 2: uh Demon's rage wrote and he says, when are you
Speaker 2: cowards going to call Sween out for his fake laugh?
Speaker 1: Can I say this? Which one? Yeah? Which one?
Speaker 2: So I'm listen in fairness, like we spent a lot
Speaker 2: of the early episodes doing this, like this is the
Speaker 2: thing we've talked about where sweet his laugh sounds inauthentic.
Speaker 2: You have an inauthentic sounded lack. You wouldn't I have
Speaker 2: because you're you on.
Speaker 1: My phone and I saved multiples of my last Well no,
Speaker 1: so this one is when I was still dating that
Speaker 1: Norwegian girl we were in which one? Where it is? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I can you have? Haven't you one? If it was multiple?
Speaker 1: If that's at least one to me? Very if they're
Speaker 1: from there, like there're all no region debates, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I mean they're all the same. They're all like, you know,
Speaker 1: seven ft tall, and you know we are different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are not the same, the same country. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like I have a laugh of you giggling like a dog.
Speaker 2: Norwegian migrants.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this dog is good. It makes good blush. That
Speaker 1: is not pet. That is my food. Yeah. She takes
Speaker 1: the dog, turns a ween in front of she bends
Speaker 1: the dog like be the hot dog. Immediately she phonds
Speaker 1: out like a pizza. That's good. Yeah up anyway, won't
Speaker 1: be upset, ye, my dog. That was my friend. That's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, I'm good, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I hate your German shepherd that you paid four thousand
Speaker 3: dollars warp your bread, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: What are gonna show on your phone?
Speaker 1: Your short ass here? What are you gonna play?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play one of Sweeney's laughs that he doesn't
Speaker 4: do anymore, but this one was the worst one.
Speaker 1: They focused poorly, like a like a ferbie. She looked
Speaker 1: scared when I laugh. She looked like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: These things are terrifying.
Speaker 2: Because you do like I've known him for long enough
Speaker 2: to know that I've known him long enough to know
Speaker 2: that his real laugh is inauthentic sounding, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is his laugh. This is this is just something
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You laugh like an
Speaker 1: actor trying to laugh, you know, well, yeah, not laugh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty crazy to control of your voice, because you'll
Speaker 4: do this thing like like this thing like I can't
Speaker 4: not all the time when you when you when you
Speaker 4: spit the water that last time you did that, it's
Speaker 4: it's it's really choppy, and I'm like, damn, that is
Speaker 4: control in your voice, like not control.
Speaker 1: It's my voice skipping because it's can't get.
Speaker 2: Those sound It's like when you would it's like when
Speaker 2: you would listen to a CD on the bus and
Speaker 2: it would like you skips like you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to break. It gets so high it turns off.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. Crazy how much that dates us, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, insanely when you're on the listening to a seed.
Speaker 2: I remember going, like I remember, I remember this was
Speaker 2: to be fair like a little bit late to like
Speaker 2: by the time I was doing this, people had MB
Speaker 2: three players, but like I had a CD player on
Speaker 2: the bus in like seventh eighth grade, you know, which
Speaker 2: is like two and five and six.
Speaker 3: When I got my phone was iPod.
Speaker 1: Or the first one, damn the first one was three ship.
Speaker 1: It was pretty early.
Speaker 4: The first one was very early because I remember having
Speaker 4: one and it was not the original ones in like
Speaker 4: two thousand and four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't even the original one iPod, So fucking bad, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought a thirty gig was crazy. I bought a
Speaker 1: thirty a thirty I bought a thirty gig for three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Got really so much music because like dude, it's the
Speaker 3: it's insane how much space we use for music and
Speaker 3: how like I have so many songs saved on my phone.
Speaker 2: And like it's not that No, that eighty two hour
Speaker 2: playlist that I have on Spotify, the one of all
Speaker 2: the ultra mix, Yeah, all saved download it on my phone.
Speaker 2: Of course I have not run out of space or.
Speaker 1: Even come close to.
Speaker 4: Phenomenal like once once MP three's once that open world
Speaker 4: to like because for the longest time, if you wanted
Speaker 4: to burn, you maybe could put two albums at best
Speaker 4: on a disc. If you're burning, and their long albums,
Speaker 4: that means it's just one album because you don't have
Speaker 4: room for another album usually, so usually on averag that
Speaker 4: would be able to fit two albums or just a
Speaker 4: twenty song mix around. And then when m P three's
Speaker 4: became a thing, oh, I could put three fucking hundred
Speaker 4: songs on average, Like it was crazy to me. It
Speaker 4: was like it was so fucking unheard.
Speaker 3: Do you think the iPod is the most insane invention
Speaker 3: of our lifetime? Like the most like the like that's
Speaker 3: the invention of our life, Like you know how people
Speaker 3: had computers stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Then if you are a the iPhone if you're a
Speaker 1: huge fan of music, the smartphone. The smartphone was Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the biggest.
Speaker 2: I honestly think it's probably gonna be the I don't
Speaker 2: know if we'll live to see something as transformative.
Speaker 1: I think that's to be honest with you, what else.
Speaker 4: Could we Everything else seems like not funny and if
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like like if nano tech
Speaker 4: becomes a thing.
Speaker 1: Ever, if nano tech becomes a thing, like little is
Speaker 1: that point where like I'm one of those but I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't have the AI fear, Like I don't understand
Speaker 1: people having the insane fear of AI where it's like
Speaker 1: sky netesque. I understand the fear of it like taking
Speaker 1: people's jobs, Like that's a real, huge, well that's already happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a threat. It's the real threat of it. But
Speaker 1: like it's not going to kill it's not going to
Speaker 1: kill anybody.
Speaker 2: I think it's just going to displace a lot of people,
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna and then we're gonna end up
Speaker 2: with a situation where a I can do most jobs
Speaker 2: and then there's no necessity for people to.
Speaker 1: Work those jobs.
Speaker 2: But there's still a necessity to make money, and how
Speaker 2: are you going that's gonna be like a massive that
Speaker 2: is war completely a politically like this that will be
Speaker 2: like a massive problem like where, oh, we need to
Speaker 2: make money, but no one's earning money and no one
Speaker 2: needs to work at the same level, Like how are
Speaker 2: we gonna.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, oh when when Andrew Yang
Speaker 1: was talking about that specifically and and and a universal
Speaker 1: basic income, I was like, thank you for bringing this up,
Speaker 1: because this is something that we're gonna have to face
Speaker 1: in the near future. It's going to be a real problem.
Speaker 4: In look, I also admire your guys' optimism because you know,
Speaker 4: a when I think about like fully AI completely self
Speaker 4: aware and can learn on its own and it understands
Speaker 4: what it is. I do get a little bit scared
Speaker 4: when I see those Boston Dynamic videos when people are
Speaker 4: kicking the ship out of those things. I get a
Speaker 4: little bit scared because because because think about it in
Speaker 4: a way of you being a human and seeing a
Speaker 4: human being treated that way, and a robot understanding what
Speaker 4: it is and seeing things being treated that way. I
Speaker 4: feel like a little bit that stuff like that concerns
Speaker 4: me a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I think the robot will be able to see,
Speaker 3: like anything with the dynamic learning ability will be able
Speaker 3: to see the good and bad in both robots. You know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you're your allies, if you're an.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hate this in fifteen years, if you're if.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking android, I'm glad you're getting I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking disenfranchised or whatever. Smash cut to him strung up
Speaker 1: with them projecting video. Remember what you said? And then
Speaker 1: just fucking just drills coming into your eyes and sweety
Speaker 1: for something. And it wasn't it him. Wasn't that. It
Speaker 1: was like, didn't fly, like, oh, that was me doing this.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Isn't he hallucinating
Speaker 1: at that moment? And it's like he thinks you're hallucinating
Speaker 1: and we're not even recording the podcast right now.
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of my bed, sitting down in
Speaker 3: New York, naked, shipping myself.
Speaker 1: As one does. My bed is just it looks like
Speaker 1: a watch.
Speaker 2: I watched Kis wake up in a cold, sweat ship's
Speaker 2: bed and eating a dog.
Speaker 1: I watched it. I watched it. You gat so many dogs.
Speaker 1: It's safe. He had a.
Speaker 2: Pull out like a stack of dogs, like it's gum.
Speaker 1: Friend grabbing. I really, I really like fouch is like
Speaker 1: damn really respect that. That is funny. By the like,
Speaker 1: I'm so fixated on that dog because it's just so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Imagine the power of the internet, the power of the internet.
Speaker 4: This fake fucking story made it to the highest level.
Speaker 4: Like well, I thought, look at I thought it was
Speaker 4: impressive in m m A when this fucking idiot named
Speaker 4: the mm A guru convinced Sean Strickland the Fighter to
Speaker 4: use some bad, some shitty information and it made it
Speaker 4: to this fighter. I was like, oh my god, these
Speaker 4: idiots are infecting the fighters. Now you're seeing these fucking
Speaker 4: people infect the former president where they're even.
Speaker 1: The dodge, they the dogs, they in the dodge, my niggas,
Speaker 1: they eat the dogs. But it's still just like you
Speaker 1: would think that shouldn't be able to have said when
Speaker 1: had abortions at nine months and give birth to the baby.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not what that's killed, Like it's
Speaker 1: called it's called murder, you motherfuckers. He's running for This
Speaker 1: audio is fuck well, to be fair, he was like
Speaker 1: ten ft from the fucking mind. I guess sometimes you're
Speaker 1: a nightmare to the level for you.
Speaker 4: We've talked about this already. Why isn't there any questions
Speaker 4: of people being tell that nigga to fucking stage, like.
Speaker 3: Just just like.
Speaker 2: What I love about that story though, but because it's
Speaker 2: like it is a fake story, but it's also like
Speaker 2: it's one It's like it's like one percent, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, because it is or like somebody did
Speaker 2: eat a tongue.
Speaker 1: It's almost like you know those I don't you know
Speaker 1: when they like even say that though, well, I mean
Speaker 1: it literally did, but like somebody ate it that, but
Speaker 1: they know what they retroactively found a fucking story.
Speaker 2: Just of course, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, have you ever seen a building
Speaker 1: where you're like that used to be a pizza hut,
Speaker 1: you know where it's like it's it's like that kind
Speaker 1: of thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is clearly a pizza hut, but like
Speaker 2: it's they're pretending to be like a fucking bank. It's
Speaker 2: like one of those where it's like they dress something
Speaker 2: up to the point where it's like this is no longer,
Speaker 2: but there is the like clearly this was a pizza hut.
Speaker 3: Going to a bait that was a pizza hut must
Speaker 3: be wild. The pizza hut, pizza things got to take out.
Speaker 1: They leave the fucking of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like the like here in U
Speaker 2: in Burbank, there's a local place called Han Korean Barbecue,
Speaker 2: and I love I've never been there, but like what
Speaker 2: I love about it is it's in the mall, in
Speaker 2: the Burbank Mall, and you can see it used to
Speaker 2: be a PF Changs and they just took the C
Speaker 2: and the G out of Changs and just named it Han.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That is so lazy. It is amazing.
Speaker 2: And it's like, which is like it is resource, you
Speaker 2: know what, props.
Speaker 1: But it's about that sushi place or something oh or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's it's the place. It's a base. No,
Speaker 1: there's a in the in the in the mall by
Speaker 1: the movie theater. It's the mall. It's like because it's
Speaker 1: there's a there's a barbecue place. I know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. This exact the impact font or it's games
Speaker 1: sushi stop. Yeah, it's game stop. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is fucking game stop. I was not there anymore though, yeah,
Speaker 1: clearly is No it be the pizza place.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that was the old Steak and Shake,
Speaker 2: which was then something else and now.
Speaker 1: It's remember sticking hake. That place was horrible. I like
Speaker 1: the fries kind of like they have those like skinny fries,
Speaker 1: the skinny I like, I like skinny crispy fries.
Speaker 2: But me, I'm like that new pizza place is actually
Speaker 2: isn't bad.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there. Actually, Okay, there's a pizza place
Speaker 1: right there. H there's pizza place there now, right by
Speaker 1: the lights house. I think it's called right by a
Speaker 1: wood ranch. Is that what it's called wood?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no about yard house, yard house.
Speaker 2: It's it's where it's next to Sushi stop.
Speaker 1: Yardhouse has bomb as caso. I think it's like, ok
Speaker 1: so did the yardhouse. It's amazing. I was.
Speaker 3: I had there was a like a bogie Philly chees
Speaker 3: steak sandwich.
Speaker 1: Actually sounds really good. That sounds really good. He is
Speaker 1: unreasonably good though, it's a really yeah, really good. Okay,
Speaker 1: actually didn't read this one, but like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read it on like Live. Hopefully it's good. Yeah, hopefully
Speaker 1: it's good.
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of pressure on you. Jennifer cool
Speaker 2: At announcing bin Laden's death.
Speaker 1: Uh, he wrote in we got him, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we got him. Uh, he says, Hey, anecdote semantics and
Speaker 1: Sweeney who is who is?
Speaker 2: Never Sweeney? Who was never on topic? Listener since episode zero?
Speaker 2: First time patron, Welcome.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome. Why that's why I decided to read this
Speaker 1: your first time patron. So I don't know what's coming next,
Speaker 1: but if you let us down, we'll kill you. You're dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll kill you, You're dead. I wanted to ask
Speaker 2: if there's been a comment on on Patreon. Who's just
Speaker 2: lingered in your mind for too long? I still think
Speaker 2: back to the to the listener who called Chris a
Speaker 2: zoo keeper and then call and calls me and Derek monkeys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, I remember that, and then asked
Speaker 2: how you dealt with Swen talking over you because he
Speaker 2: had the burning urge to punch his wife. Keep the
Speaker 2: seven hour podcasts up. So we read a lot of these,
Speaker 2: and to be fair, listen, I especially record so many
Speaker 2: shows a week. I don't fucking remember anything, like the
Speaker 2: second we're done, like we've had this conversation too, or
Speaker 2: like a second we're done, we're like, what happened this episode?
Speaker 1: We're literally we're trying to we're trying to name the episode.
Speaker 1: We're like, what did we talk about? We're talking and
Speaker 1: we're like, yo, what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do not I do not remember the first hour
Speaker 2: of the show right now, Yeah, like do you how
Speaker 2: did we start? How do we start the show?
Speaker 1: Exactly? How we started? How do we start the show?
Speaker 1: We talked about the Russians?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because it's written. That was the first big topic.
Speaker 4: But I feel I remember you were like, oh, hit
Speaker 4: record because we were talking about something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember what it was. This
Speaker 1: is not no, no, no, that's not good. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Your brain doesn't want to retain useless information.
Speaker 2: It's useless information. It's recorded.
Speaker 1: The brain forget that you should that's crazy. Imagine that damage.
Speaker 1: Your brain like forgets to like tell you to breathe.
Speaker 3: It's not even it doesn't even tell you to breathe.
Speaker 3: That's what's crazy. It just does it sometimes.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know it's telling your organs. Just
Speaker 4: tell your diaphragm to make your lungs.
Speaker 3: Go molitary ship turns off and you're like, sorry, I
Speaker 3: haven't blinked.
Speaker 1: It's fatter ate the turn that What the fuck was
Speaker 1: that guy that you said? Fu dude? The expanding did
Speaker 1: he have? Was he putting the mentos and diet cocaine? Is?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 4: The expanding fellow Like, humans are incredible the ship that
Speaker 4: they can do. Because I'm like, how what.
Speaker 1: Did you send me? Who said? Who got an? No?
Speaker 2: There was a video that I think you shared or
Speaker 2: something of like the cop. I saw this video, like
Speaker 2: so he shared this video of a cop and it
Speaker 2: was like one of those like it was one of
Speaker 2: those like set up kind of like romantic things where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, like they get pulled over by a
Speaker 2: cop and it's like a setup and he goes like,
Speaker 2: you got a baby on board and you're driving fast
Speaker 2: and he's the guy's like, we don't have a baby
Speaker 2: on board, and he was like, are you sure? And
Speaker 2: he turns to the wife and he sees a pregnancy
Speaker 2: test and then it cuts to some.
Speaker 1: Footage of a cop shooting into shooting the music still going.
Speaker 1: That killed me because I was like, this is this
Speaker 1: is great ship. Yeah, I was like, I was like
Speaker 1: sold watched to the end. I did not see the
Speaker 1: expanding fella. Yeah. I laughed a good over and.
Speaker 3: Laughing at that, and Lily was like, that is absolutely
Speaker 3: the least funny thing ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: And I was like, are you sure sure? It's it's
Speaker 1: pretty great.
Speaker 4: So Keshi's asshole rode in the expanding fella and look,
Speaker 4: I think he takes a mentos and check this out.
Speaker 4: Look he's expanding more.
Speaker 1: No one can but we got it. By episode god
Speaker 1: Arabic text over, I know it is he's gonna die.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't care. I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: explode before that happens, like his stuff's gonna rip and
Speaker 1: then he's gonna bleed internally to Cashi's.
Speaker 2: Asshole road, he says hello los gunos harmanos. I feel
Speaker 2: like that doesn't mean anything. Probably longtime fan, first time patron,
Speaker 2: been listening since day one. Have been a subscriber to
Speaker 2: Christons twenty sixteen or so. To prove this, I'd like
Speaker 2: to bring up one of Chris's old live streams that
Speaker 2: always stuck with me, no nice where he claims to
Speaker 2: have put his baby teeth in someone's food for no reason.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if chrisp Rever was this at all,
Speaker 2: or and if it's a blatant lie in any case,
Speaker 2: have you ever pathologically lied or did something very wrong
Speaker 2: to someone who didn't deserve it at all, just to see, just.
Speaker 3: To see what would happen. Of course, I'm a fucking
Speaker 3: I mean, by a demon piece of shit.
Speaker 1: I fell from the sky. I wasn't born, it was
Speaker 1: I was thought of so.
Speaker 2: First of all that that story was completely like, it's
Speaker 2: not it was a joke, Like I wasn't I wasn't serious.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, the story was like somebody was being
Speaker 2: a dick to me in school for no reason. And
Speaker 2: when he went up to and so, uh, I found
Speaker 2: the zip block that my parents. You know, if some
Speaker 2: parents keep baby teeth. I don't know if my parents
Speaker 2: actually kept it or not, but like, I know people
Speaker 2: do that, and so I was like, yeah, and when
Speaker 2: he went up to go to the bathroom, whatever, I
Speaker 2: put my baby teeth in a sandwich and he ate it.
Speaker 1: Because it's an insane story.
Speaker 3: I just thought it up in the moment, and I
Speaker 3: just thought it was funny, like busted in people's socks
Speaker 3: and make sure they wore it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's got you, got you, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I've definitely never done, but I wish I had that,
Speaker 3: But I've never.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I've tetologisally lied to people just
Speaker 2: to make their day, just to make them their day.
Speaker 2: I do when I am We've talked about this, when
Speaker 2: I am in a lift or an uber, I will
Speaker 2: improvise an entire fake life if they ask me, like like,
Speaker 2: if they ask me like what I do, because quite frankly,
Speaker 2: I just genuinely if they don't know what I do,
Speaker 2: I don't want them like looking me up and then
Speaker 2: like knowing where I live or where I'm going, or
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Like that idea.
Speaker 2: So generally it behooves me to just not say anything.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to be like so impolite, to
Speaker 2: be just like I'd rather not. I don't know, so
Speaker 2: I just make shit up. I'll be like I'm a doctor,
Speaker 2: and then they'd be like, oh, what do you study,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm a proctologist. I'm a proctologist. I'm
Speaker 2: a proctologist and they're like, oh, so you like you
Speaker 2: do shits like yeah, I shove things up people's asses
Speaker 2: for money, and then I just make up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's fun to kind of improvise
Speaker 1: the people who you know you're never gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I want to be like, shut the fuck up to them.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I didn't, I will say I did have a
Speaker 2: moment recently that was a little infuriating because like I
Speaker 2: want so I'm walking up to the uber and then
Speaker 2: I have headphones on, and then I put my headphones
Speaker 2: on when I when I get into the car, which
Speaker 2: I think is a clear signal right where it's just
Speaker 2: like listen, I don't really want to talk right now.
Speaker 1: I want to listen to music. Conversation continues anyway, Hey,
Speaker 1: where are you going? Where are you from? I'm like,
Speaker 1: now I'm locked in. Nope, you gotta be like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what I can't hear you? I can't. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: too late. It was too late. And then he's like
Speaker 1: he's like, he fucking reaches back. It takes your ship off.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Hey, I'm talking to you. So I
Speaker 1: would fucking I would. I would kill us. I would
Speaker 1: I would go run off the road like dude, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I would make sure his part of the car hits
Speaker 1: the fucking sixteen wheeler. Yeah, it's part of the car.
Speaker 1: Just precision.
Speaker 2: That is a crazy degree of.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 3: Whatever, half the end it is gone. I guess this
Speaker 3: is gonna slow down eventually. I couldn't believe that you
Speaker 3: just called another luber while the.
Speaker 1: Other half of my luber I gotta get home. Odin's
Speaker 1: En writes in he says, do you wipe or let
Speaker 1: it crust? What a fucking what a fucking what was
Speaker 1: that one question about barbarious barbarism?
Speaker 3: I saw a video of a girl saying, yeah, I
Speaker 3: stopped wiping during COVID.
Speaker 2: I was like, I did see that video. I don't
Speaker 2: know how true any of that ship is though.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's true. But if she has can't
Speaker 3: be if she has stopped, I hope, I hope, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Be careful, it's not gonna be it's not gonna be
Speaker 3: big it is, It's gonna be real city and stuff.
Speaker 1: You should lean further away from the microphone. Anythink Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think a penis from Mike. I can't be I
Speaker 1: can't think too well, you're fucking crazy. I think everybody
Speaker 1: here lets it crust.
Speaker 3: I would hope. I hope when she I hope when
Speaker 3: she gets pregnant the baby comes out of her mouth.
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking all right, Well that's pretty good. Well she's vaccinated,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll happen. That baby's covered in acid. Dude, baby's
Speaker 1: like a little zeno more got teeth marks in it
Speaker 1: as it's coming out. Oh man, it is good. The
Speaker 1: worst berth, the worst berth, Xeno more fast baby. Have
Speaker 1: you seen an alien movie? No? No, we forgot Where
Speaker 1: did you see it? I saw it my second time
Speaker 1: last weekend? What do you mean twice? How do you
Speaker 1: like it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I think it's the best alien movie. I think really
Speaker 1: the new one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I mean one is classic, obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 3: one's great. Two is a good movie also, but it's
Speaker 3: full of idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of people like Look, I understand
Speaker 2: why a lot of people don't like it, But I
Speaker 2: actually like it. Well, I mean it's just it's there
Speaker 2: is a force awakens kind of thing to it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? It is very much like it's
Speaker 2: I will say this it's a really good introductory alien movie.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's a really good you're if it's
Speaker 2: your first time seeing anything alien. I actually think it's
Speaker 2: a really good alien movie. The only thing that's distracting.
Speaker 2: And I think it's been long enough to say this
Speaker 2: because like, if you wanted to see if you wanted
Speaker 2: to see the new Alien movie, you would have seen
Speaker 2: it already.
Speaker 3: Do you still want to see it? I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: spil anything crazy for you, but it's like one.
Speaker 1: Part, are you trying about the new one? Yeah? Do
Speaker 1: you care?
Speaker 2: Like real, It's not like it's not like a major
Speaker 2: plot point. It's just like a character that's in there
Speaker 2: where you're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, personally, I don't care. It's uh, Jojo wants to
Speaker 1: see it, so whatever, Okay, that's it. Spoiler alert. Just
Speaker 1: skip like a minute or something or like thirty seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the android from the first movie is in it, but
Speaker 1: like they see g oh, he's gone. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: the same model, but they see g his face onto
Speaker 1: a new and it's like, to me, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you could have just had a new android. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: that to me was just like you.
Speaker 2: Didn't really need to do this but everything else I
Speaker 2: thought was really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was amazingly. I think it was
Speaker 1: a really cool horror I think it was. I thought
Speaker 1: it it was. There is a point where it kind
Speaker 1: of gets like, oh my god, what.
Speaker 3: There was Like, it's not it was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: But that's every alien movie.
Speaker 2: That's true, Like how many times is it gonna get
Speaker 2: worse for these people? It begins to feel like a
Speaker 2: comedy at a certain points.
Speaker 3: That's the point of movies, I guess, dude, like Allen
Speaker 3: Ripley's life is horrible.
Speaker 1: That poor women.
Speaker 2: But I will say it looks great. Uh, the practical
Speaker 2: effects are really fucking awesome. Only one black person, only
Speaker 2: one black person, so you know, it's got a quote.
Speaker 1: Main character is hispanic.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but you know, yeah, I kind of hate that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be hispanic in space. We wouldn't. We wouldn't
Speaker 1: go there. It's not called his space, it's called his space.
Speaker 1: It's too much black in space.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go sleep. You get upset, all right,
Speaker 3: I gotta go visit The Dark again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty good, solid movie, really good
Speaker 1: first alien movie. I think, very very fun. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: Papa the per rap is it part rape of the Raper?
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. That's one of those things I can't
Speaker 1: believe I've never heard before.
Speaker 2: He says, if you had to fuck, he says, if
Speaker 2: you had to fuck one version of Uncle Ben, which
Speaker 2: would you fuck? You have to shoot him after too, he's.
Speaker 1: Got to be dying.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm so used to the I'm so used to
Speaker 4: like actor. I'm so used to him being shot like
Speaker 4: it's I'm completely sensitized to that. So it's gotta be him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Clip Robertson. Yeah, I think his name is such
Speaker 1: an old man's name. Who's the you know? Is it
Speaker 1: is a very classical?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: One of the Daddy Sheens and the one in Martin Jane.
Speaker 2: The Elusive Man? Yeah, he's he's in, Yeah, the Alusive Man.
Speaker 2: The Allusive Man is Uncle Ben and amazing Spider Man.
Speaker 2: That's right, I guess whatever, Yeah, him, I guess.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be him. Right after Marco shoots him.
Speaker 1: It's got to be whoever, whoever, whoever Marissa Tomain's Uncle
Speaker 1: Ben was, you know, Yeah, I just got a joint,
Speaker 1: so he's gotta leave. Yeah, yeah, that would be nice.
Speaker 1: At least should be like, you know, playing with their
Speaker 1: tits or something. She was so attractive she was younger.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, sure, like.
Speaker 8: Cousins crazy. I'm like, damn, bro, she's overpowered in that movie.
Speaker 8: I'm not a milkman, but I'm not a milkman. But man, yeah,
Speaker 8: I can't lie.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. I definitely have been milk. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Titan sub Titan sub to electronic Boogleo wrote,
Speaker 2: and he says, hello, Tu Scott the Wise, black and gay,
Speaker 2: Corey Taylor and Cleveland Brown Junior t Scott the Wise
Speaker 2: is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: This is so fucking mean. It's an aesthetic, man, this
Speaker 3: is unfortunate. Being white and wearing glasses on Internet just
Speaker 3: makes it like everybody else. Man, it's an unfortunate aesthetic.
Speaker 3: Just dye your hair fucking bright green and then sucking
Speaker 3: put your glass were a monocle.
Speaker 2: Here in a monocle is insane, like Scott the Fancy Joker,
Speaker 2: slave trader joker, like a Calvin Candy joker.
Speaker 3: Basically, that is a comp that is a powerful Could
Speaker 3: you imagine a fuse? Oh lord, that'd be a unique character.
Speaker 3: Would it would be he'd be able to be Carnigiman
Speaker 3: have fun killing.
Speaker 1: Them unless you know racism of.
Speaker 2: The anyway, Yeah, he says, have you realized that the
Speaker 2: Muffin Man from the two thousand and four hit film
Speaker 2: hit film Shrek two was actually the most powerful character
Speaker 2: in the Shrek universe. He has the power to create
Speaker 2: sentient life using only common baking ingredients. This essentially makes
Speaker 2: him a god. If you had these powers, what would
Speaker 2: you do with them?
Speaker 1: Love you all so much?
Speaker 2: I would make my own chips a hoy, No, my
Speaker 2: own individual chip a hoy, and I would make go
Speaker 2: on a fucking rampage town.
Speaker 3: Obviously, I'm obviously making as like that's the appropriate to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Literally, I feel like that's.
Speaker 4: So I have a problem with this dude's saying that
Speaker 4: most powerful because to me, I feel like this is
Speaker 4: a this if if if this was in the X
Speaker 4: Men universe, this would not be a classified mutant, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? I feel like this it's like
Speaker 1: being like, oh, this this things can Like it's.
Speaker 4: Like, oh this thing is could, but essentially kind of
Speaker 4: it almost feels like I'm like, ah, I think you
Speaker 4: said like cyclops.
Speaker 1: Would you would just swiss cheese, like all all of
Speaker 1: those cookies they're gone, you know. So as far as
Speaker 1: that being the most powerful, I think I would still
Speaker 1: give to that hot Dragon, you know hot the Lady Dragon,
Speaker 1: that fucked up Dragon, the dragon slug that fucked donkey,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. They should have showed that, you know, dude,
Speaker 1: the crazy I saw you going there. I was He's
Speaker 1: not gonna say that out loud, is he? He?
Speaker 4: Just what I'm gonna have to do because I've never
Speaker 4: done him before, is look it up, because you know,
Speaker 4: motherfucker's created that scene.
Speaker 3: And you gotta you gotta get you gotta, you gotta
Speaker 3: get least one jerk out of that. You know, motherfuckers
Speaker 3: created that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like that fucking Tarzan and then
Speaker 1: that dude just deep throating tars and that's just crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw that video and I was like, I have
Speaker 3: to save it from later. I know this is gonna
Speaker 3: come up, And then it did, and I felt so
Speaker 3: happy I brought that to the forefront of the universe.
Speaker 3: People have been dming me regularly for that, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't send you guys a picture of this. This
Speaker 3: gonna look really bad in the context.
Speaker 4: I still forgot to edit the thing, to edit it together,
Speaker 4: put those two scenes together.
Speaker 3: But yeah, my question is this right, if a dragon
Speaker 3: turned into a human, is it okay to fuck it?
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't think so if. I think it's
Speaker 4: totally fine if he didn't know it was a dragon
Speaker 4: at all. But what if it's like a very sentient
Speaker 4: like like a like a smoke, you're completely awake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it turns into literally a lady I mean,
Speaker 1: or a dude, I don't know, man, whatever, whatever, Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: you want too much.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid to take those steps because once you take
Speaker 3: those steps, you fall off the bridge and you're just
Speaker 3: like you're doing anything well.
Speaker 1: I mean, like it's are you gonna be bonded to them? Dragon?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to deal with that ship.
Speaker 3: Like I just don't got the energy that because I
Speaker 3: don't know where I want and I can't go too far.
Speaker 4: I guess that is almost the best of both worlds.
Speaker 4: Here in the Dark Fantasy, you could have a dragon
Speaker 4: and fuck like technically a dragon, but like as a human,
Speaker 4: like like.
Speaker 3: What if it's not like the dragon girl from the
Speaker 3: Elder in DL she's a fucking bad bitch once you's
Speaker 3: a human, And I'm like, man.
Speaker 1: What's what I'm saying if you because like she would
Speaker 1: probably happen, you would meet her as a human, right,
Speaker 1: and then you would be smashing by the way, I'm
Speaker 1: a dragon.
Speaker 3: Then turns to a dragon, and you're like, I think
Speaker 3: it's fine if you don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine if you didn't know. It's one
Speaker 2: of those things where it's like, you know, yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't know everything.
Speaker 1: I guess now she makes you fuck her as a dragon.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta stand up. Business happen out. You
Speaker 1: have to. You have to get in my drag Goosie.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, another adventure.
Speaker 2: Slish splash, I was gaping his ass, wrote in nice,
Speaker 2: this'll be the last one and we'll get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here. Let's go, He says, we all have
Speaker 2: to shoot on the right wing idiots like timpoole, but
Speaker 2: let's get some optimism.
Speaker 1: Who are the good political commentators out there? You wish
Speaker 1: got more attention secular talk? For sure, he's really the
Speaker 1: only person that I think. He's pretty up there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who else? I really? Yeah, he's not bad yeah, I like, like,
Speaker 1: of the people who is who's doing this stuff, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like he's like the most uncompromised and like he
Speaker 2: feels the most fair. But like, you know, that's really it.
Speaker 2: Like I don't really listen to a lot of people,
Speaker 2: like I just kind of like I go through Twitter
Speaker 2: and I see things. I'm like, okay, and I look
Speaker 2: things up.
Speaker 1: Quite a few people, but I just unfortunately I don't
Speaker 1: remember names. Because there's like a British guy that I
Speaker 1: really enjoy that I found recently. He has like a beard,
Speaker 1: he's a little bit chubby. I think, I know, pretentious,
Speaker 1: but I like him. Is he like a TikTok format guy?
Speaker 1: No big body foreign man?
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, that's more social stuff he talks about.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's he's he brings up, he's like especially
Speaker 4: he streams too, so he talks about a lot of
Speaker 4: the same stuff. So foreign man in foreign Land is good.
Speaker 4: I think, incredibly entertaining. I think he's probably in the space.
Speaker 4: That's also to his detriment that he is so entertaining
Speaker 4: that he's not as there's a lot of people in
Speaker 4: the space that just want boring ship just talk And
Speaker 4: I'm like No, this guy is like really he's so
Speaker 4: quippy with his words.
Speaker 1: He's so on the fly, like and.
Speaker 3: Why he has the fucking he has the he's handsome,
Speaker 3: he has a funny accent, and he can make jokes
Speaker 3: very well. It's well, the thing is that the way
Speaker 3: he sounds, people have like a very a sort of
Speaker 3: comedic as talking way.
Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean people? It kind of
Speaker 1: sounds like I speak it. It sounds kind of silly
Speaker 1: compared to English, of course, you know, but.
Speaker 3: It's like that helps him like be able to tell
Speaker 3: jokes the way they we were like wave together sentences. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it just sounds more funny, you know, it just does.
Speaker 3: But like I think he's a great commentator.
Speaker 1: I think he is.
Speaker 3: He often has very good points, and I don't think
Speaker 3: I've ever had a point where I'm like I disagree.
Speaker 1: Genuinely what he says.
Speaker 3: I think often he's like always right on the money,
Speaker 3: and it's never hateful like some people shit terms hateful
Speaker 3: like sparks, But it's always like genuinely coming from a
Speaker 3: good place.
Speaker 1: Shout out to him. Yeah, he's good. I like him
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, with that said, to get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here. Thanks for listening to the show. Will
Speaker 2: be uh whatever, I don't know, fucking go to Patreon
Speaker 2: that conces as a snart tank.
Speaker 1: Don't piss me off. Stop it already. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons, now, caunt me down, Derek,
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Speaker 4: Dude front dude, We're next. I think next twa next month,
Speaker 4: I think is the anniversary. And we all discovered she
Speaker 4: was missing. Uh dude, she's been fucking geez.
Speaker 2: A story man, Look there, there's she's.
Speaker 1: Not you know what happens if you guys, if you
Speaker 1: guys coming back, if you guys.
Speaker 4: Look into her like Alloy Patuin or whatever her name was,
Speaker 4: if you look her up, if you try to find
Speaker 4: information on Google, the first thing that pops up is
Speaker 4: my tweet inquiring about like why the fuck this was
Speaker 4: a while ago, where I was like, why is nobody.
Speaker 1: Saying that this might have been January? I was like,
Speaker 1: why is the way?
Speaker 4: So every once in a while I'll get somebody replying
Speaker 4: to that tweet because it's the first thing that pops
Speaker 4: up on Google.
Speaker 1: So there are people still just as confused. They're like,
Speaker 1: how is there not? Where? Where's your parents? Just like,
Speaker 1: at least wouldn't you send out like an s O
Speaker 1: S like hey, my fucking daughter has been missy please
Speaker 1: and I think we do not care that family member
Speaker 1: that is not how that looks did not care. They
Speaker 1: all sound like that'd be crazy bearable. They sound like
Speaker 1: the French are one of the greatest. Right, let's fucking
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the duds and excuse this name bibell uh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read our names now.
Speaker 2: Tim Walls assassinated Jeffrey Epstein while Bernie Andrews watched, approvingly
Speaker 2: stabbing a fork in my arm and twirling my blood
Speaker 2: vessels like spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's crazy spaghetti. No, I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: it fucking now. I shout out if you can actually
Speaker 1: do that, Yeah, shout out to shout out to this person.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Chris on his deathbed. All right, let's get the uh.
Speaker 2: Let's get the fuck out of here. Kingston curbs a
Speaker 2: baby with links iron boot. Race Wars episode the Race
Speaker 2: Wars episode The Black Menace, Oh, episode one, The Black
Speaker 2: Menace I get it. Eminem, Doctor Dre and Mario Judah.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Uh, drink me some bleach boys and free
Speaker 2: my soul. I want to get tossed in a fucking hole.
Speaker 2: The key we who spent the last six months binging
Speaker 2: the snark tang and I was a golf full sized
Speaker 2: hole in his frontal lobe making Rex rail the racism
Speaker 2: from Ashley for forty eight hours. My actually, I, by
Speaker 2: the way, I because I played through mass back one.
Speaker 2: Also for the first time, I left Ashley, so I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm taking Kayden.
Speaker 1: You guys just like race. She's an alien racist. Gives
Speaker 1: a man. I'm trying, she's a racist. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get a pussy nigga. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I want to I want my squad full of pussy.
Speaker 4: You're gonna bring this bitch ass nigga on.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't take. I didn't take nothing. Well,
Speaker 1: you can do what you mean. You can't just leave both.
Speaker 2: If is there something in the first game, you can
Speaker 2: leave Ashley to die, but then you can just disappoint
Speaker 2: Kayden in the same game and you have to deal
Speaker 2: with any of them.
Speaker 1: Well that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I did fucking Okay, that's what.
Speaker 1: At least have Ashley on to be racist and you
Speaker 1: smash her welles does actually does actually Takekayden's place as
Speaker 1: the commander on that planet. So she they basically do
Speaker 1: the same thing, right like she she's on the Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't want her in a position of power. I
Speaker 1: don't want women women in positions. Well, but she also
Speaker 1: gets frozen and she gets nothing happens to her. You know,
Speaker 1: I just don't want women in position power. I feel that.
Speaker 1: I just I just yeah, I feel it. I feel yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we all feel that. Yeah. I think women are bad. Light.
Speaker 2: You're dark again, By the way, what was that ever?
Speaker 1: Bright?
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Speaker 2: my butt again, same old dick and my end, the
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Speaker 1: Ten and his spickers.
Speaker 2: Uh, the penis grippin deep kneed for dinosaur chicken nuggets.
Speaker 3: Good, hey, loish in a time I shuck my own
Speaker 3: dick off my asshole.
Speaker 1: That is so stupid. Oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: And at the time I went on the snack tang
Speaker 2: pract cash Dutchess Pucket, there's another fake laugh Dutch Dutchess, Dutchess,
Speaker 2: puckered pink Man, pussy Vaughan of the Dead. That's wild
Speaker 2: back my biscuit, round eyed Asian possibly the only gen
Speaker 2: Z listener who religiously watched Ernest's Earnest DVD's borrowed from
Speaker 2: family video as a child.
Speaker 1: Chris is actually black. He's just really ashy. That's insane.
Speaker 1: Why was this ashy?
Speaker 3: Damn that's impressive cond of ashy.
Speaker 1: We'd have to study you, man. I would be cut
Speaker 1: up by the government if that was the game. Would
Speaker 1: be like, we can turn the white. This is amazing, amazing,
Speaker 1: that is crazy. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: Hold on as A as A the last name a
Speaker 2: gen Z listener who like, if you're gen Z and
Speaker 2: you watched Ernest, that's that's genuinely a wild degree of
Speaker 2: cultural skip.
Speaker 3: You gotta I feel like looking at I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Please tell all your gen Z friends Ernest that I
Speaker 3: guess and goes to al Qaeda.
Speaker 1: Ernest goes to fucking.
Speaker 2: Bangladesh, Bangladesh. Ernest goes to Canton, Ohio and er the
Speaker 2: rn C Ernest. That probably would have happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally Like America, I don't like he would
Speaker 1: have what what does he even sound like? Make America.
Speaker 3: Sounds like pop from the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. It's me stupid earnest. That's so simple
Speaker 1: but funny. Uh, I'm fucking dumb and that I fucking
Speaker 1: eat bricks. I eat bricks to bricks into powder.
Speaker 3: That's what my video of a constipated dogs last night,
Speaker 3: and the dog was weeping as it was trying to
Speaker 3: ship and it was the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 2: Why are you watching that?
Speaker 1: Stuff?
Speaker 3: That was mysran feet is broken?
Speaker 1: It's broke, okay, man, Derek would Derek would enjoy the
Speaker 1: heroic legend of Arslan Arsenlan. I don't know, man, the
Speaker 1: land of heroic, land of Arsenal heroic, the heroic legend
Speaker 1: of Arslan A R. S and I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: Leaked Asmen Gold is leaked Asmen Gold is confirmed. The
Speaker 1: worshiper of the chaos god Nergle Blair White canonically banging
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Speaker 1: Netflix is making a remake with better animation and no filter.
Speaker 1: The Second Coming of Miguel Harris, transmansd Pussing Xenomorph, the
Speaker 1: xenomorph in the audience, revealing itself by using the dick
Speaker 1: on its human suit like a zipper. That's crazy, dick
Speaker 1: spit Glass getting her own podcast rip boys. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah did you see that? What happened the
Speaker 1: Hawkta girl? She has she has new show and it's
Speaker 1: called Talk to a Oh she has she has a podcast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was like the joke that everybody made. It
Speaker 2: was just like, Oh, it's you's gonna have a show
Speaker 2: and it's gotting called talk to Her.
Speaker 1: It was stupid that. I was like, alright, strike, It
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, hurry up and do a podcast, dumb
Speaker 1: bitch where you like trying to go to speaking engagements
Speaker 1: and trying to be guest of gay cl That was dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I'm gonna make the you should mean money.
Speaker 1: Oh the bitch, get on our podcast. Now. I have
Speaker 1: some words for you. I have some words for you.
Speaker 2: Death Shadow. That's a name I read it was It wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the word I had. That was pretty good
Speaker 2: for you. That was completely accidental. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: That was about to come home. But he wants to
Speaker 1: kill me. He wants to kill me. Somebody called somebody
Speaker 1: called it. She seems nice though she's looking nice girl. Whatever,
Speaker 1: it's not. Whatever seems a little chutty. Nice people don't
Speaker 1: deserve anything. I saw a little couple of things she
Speaker 1: was saying. I'm like, I would trip that bitch down
Speaker 1: the stairs. And she was from tennesseeas yeah, imagine she'd
Speaker 1: be a little behind.
Speaker 2: But I don't believe in anything.
Speaker 1: She's a little Ethan Ralphish. You know, she got some,
Speaker 1: she got some in her.
Speaker 2: But like whatever, whatever, whatever, shadow of the Epstein tree
Speaker 2: in this classroom, the gunshots in this in this classroom,
Speaker 2: the gunshots don't dismiss you.
Speaker 1: I spit on black bable. Sorry, that's crazy. I thought
Speaker 1: she might be nice, man, you know she's probably It's
Speaker 1: just like, why, you know, there's no whatever. I saw
Speaker 1: a riffing with that was that. Uh, I forgot an
Speaker 1: idiot's name.
Speaker 2: Getting lightheaded just thinking about this. It actually is like
Speaker 2: her Bill Barr, Bill.
Speaker 1: Barr, and I was like she, I was like, she
Speaker 1: understood her roles, all right. It was weird at the
Speaker 1: end of that episode that Bill Marer ate her at
Speaker 1: the end of it.
Speaker 3: Alright, and he curbed the whole place in his mouth.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. He turned into a gun ship around and
Speaker 1: he's like, that's my trick.
Speaker 2: Jack the world's mastest Maori swing. How does it feel
Speaker 2: to be the best black driver of all time? Lewis
Speaker 2: Hamilton is British. I don't know what any of this means.
Speaker 2: It's just fucking non sequitars.
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 2: Would you rather eat a delicious chicken sandwich or a
Speaker 2: pile of steamy butthole feces?
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm gonna go with the sandwich question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the butthole big beat the stinks. Uh.
Speaker 2: They should replace the balls in the NFL with newborn
Speaker 2: babies for easier kicks. Andy the man whose handies are
Speaker 2: now eightier and not as Danny. They call me the drink.
Speaker 1: Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Getting lightheaded reading these gate me up? Gate me up
Speaker 2: insides can't gape up so stupid.
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 2: Where there costco guys? Of course we ignore the purple
Speaker 2: lesion on our nutsack that hasn't gotten better since December.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I like that one a lot,
Speaker 1: were guys, the notorious n I g uh, it's a
Speaker 1: Caribbean thing. Fawned man and afforded line.
Speaker 2: Yeah hoc two girl has a is a Caribbean thing,
Speaker 2: Raggy wrote rue, Raggy don't wrote touch me there, literally
Speaker 2: becoming the second Alaska Wifield trash to fund my femboy
Speaker 2: transition goals. Kevin Durant's feet Timpole takes money from Big
Speaker 2: Beanie Iron Maiden Trooper. You fuck my ass, but I
Speaker 2: fuck you, but I'll fu yours too, I'll suck you
Speaker 2: off to my faces, Blue mister pants. If a new rule,
Speaker 2: if a new rule were, if a politician lied, they
Speaker 2: would be killed. Would politicians get better or worse? They
Speaker 2: would just lie around it.
Speaker 1: I think they would lie around it.
Speaker 3: But then the first one would get killed for lying
Speaker 3: about some ship, and then it might start changing.
Speaker 1: Stuff maybe, but somebody would have to be caught first.
Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, I wanted to get caught and he'd be like,
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing that, and somebody would hit him a
Speaker 3: head with the fucking.
Speaker 1: Mates CJ the Dorito Pope.
Speaker 2: That's the world that I want, though, Yeah, ball Over
Speaker 2: the first Sin enjoyed the L s M Show in
Speaker 2: San Diego. Jaffy was fun to see in real life.
Speaker 2: Cardboard probably. Yeah, that was that was a wild show.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think about that often, but it
Speaker 1: is kind of strange that that's real.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I haven't tugged at that connection.
Speaker 2: But you guys know who David Jeffy is. Yes, so
Speaker 2: he was just at the he was on stage with us, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he just works with he's on I saw him.
Speaker 1: An interview call and interview him. Yeah, but he's he was,
Speaker 1: he was on stage city, he's sitting next to me
Speaker 1: on stage the live show. Let me let me okay,
Speaker 1: hold on a second.
Speaker 2: So David Daffe for the people who don't know, he's
Speaker 2: the guy who created to his the metal, he created
Speaker 2: God of War originally.
Speaker 1: Yes, obviously it's moved on since. Yeah, like from like
Speaker 1: the God of War one especially, and then fucking that
Speaker 1: Swedish guy took over. I forget his name right now,
Speaker 1: Corey Barlow, Corey Barlow. Yeah, but I gotta, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta points on my real fast. That's the number one,
Speaker 1: David Jeffey, that's my guy. So it would have been
Speaker 1: nice to uh, this is what I'm alluding to. What
Speaker 1: happened logistically to where the Snark Tank has no more
Speaker 1: connections to do any live shows ever. Was like something like,
Speaker 1: was it was it a disaster? No?
Speaker 2: I think was it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I think it's just different every time, because there was
Speaker 2: the one the New York show. We did a different
Speaker 2: podcast that just happens to be associated. It's not gonna
Speaker 2: be everybody every single time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: My assumption is that we worked with them that time.
Speaker 3: Obviously we have to fund about the rapport. You know,
Speaker 3: obviously next time there's a live show, we can just
Speaker 3: contact column.
Speaker 1: You know what. I think what I think because he
Speaker 1: mentioned it in the podcast, I think he thinks there's
Speaker 1: something going on.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, I don't think there's nothing going on.
Speaker 4: I think he thinks he's like because when he mentioned
Speaker 4: it on the podcast, like we're kind of flabbergasted that
Speaker 4: he's never been inviting on our body.
Speaker 1: He's joking. I think he's joking. I think there's a
Speaker 1: part of him back in his head that's like that
Speaker 1: is a little weird problem. The problem is that one
Speaker 1: like why I was gonna have him on the tree. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that we were doing remotely for years. I understand. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: That's but that's before we're also very closer with Colin
Speaker 3: in the well podcasting. Well, here's the thing that I
Speaker 3: want to say about that. I would love if he came,
Speaker 3: If he came in person, we had a conversation, it
Speaker 3: would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing that I want to say about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do a Colin a podcast. We
Speaker 2: call him remotely, because that's what I do that all
Speaker 2: the time. If I'm going to have Colin on, I
Speaker 2: wanted to be here in person, whether or not, Like
Speaker 2: however we figure out how to do that, That's what
Speaker 2: I want to douse. I would love that, That's the
Speaker 2: whole point.
Speaker 3: It'd be fucking it'd be hilarious having him in person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it would be a lot better.
Speaker 1: I just think, especially now that we've moved past that,
Speaker 1: going back to it feels fucking we're going back to
Speaker 1: it does like, because I've thought about that too, about
Speaker 1: getting guests, like, oh, how would we do that? Only
Speaker 1: when people are in town? That means getting a guess
Speaker 1: almost never, so like, what's the I mean we get
Speaker 1: a ton of guess in like one span of time
Speaker 1: during VidCon every day it was constantly we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have we were gonna have actment on but there
Speaker 2: was like very little time. It was kind of a
Speaker 2: last minute thing, was like l a literally the day.
Speaker 2: I don't think we were we were all necessarily planning
Speaker 2: around it. We don't plan ship. That's the problem right now.
Speaker 1: But we'll get I don't know we'll get We'll get guests.
Speaker 3: That is that is going to be a focus. I promise,
Speaker 3: I promised before December we'll have a guest.
Speaker 2: No, that will happen, But I will say, dude, being on, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know why it escapes me that Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is this guy that David Jeffy is this this
Speaker 2: person you know?
Speaker 1: And he's kind of local. Oh it's interesting. It'd be
Speaker 1: interesting to get him on.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, I don't know if that's possible. I
Speaker 2: don't know if he'll be into it because he's like,
Speaker 2: he's kind of a wild.
Speaker 4: Card, you having connections. I mean, dude, I would I've
Speaker 4: listened to some of his streams. He's wild and I
Speaker 4: want to I would love I would love that energy
Speaker 4: on here because yeah, he says some things where I'm like,
Speaker 4: you probably shouldn't say that.
Speaker 2: Well, he just on stage is crazy.
Speaker 4: He's so unbothered of like in the way that like
Speaker 4: people will be like, let's I don't want to upset.
Speaker 1: Certain people in the industry. He doesn't seem to have
Speaker 1: that filter. He doesn't care. He's pass it.
Speaker 2: He's got you know, he did he did so much
Speaker 2: already that he's just like he's just earned the ability
Speaker 2: to just be uncompromisingly him. Yeah, and he doesn't seem
Speaker 2: to care about like who he's off putting dude on stage,
Speaker 2: he was like he looked at he was looking around
Speaker 2: the audience and he was like, I notice a lot
Speaker 2: of you are fat.
Speaker 1: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: He was like, and everybody was like everybody was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 1: She's like what it's not that I'm fat, You're fat.
Speaker 1: You're fat. He's like pointing all these fat people. It
Speaker 1: was just crazy.
Speaker 2: I love David Javid Jeff's amazing, but I forget that,
Speaker 2: like he is that per like I just know him,
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that's David Jaffe. That's like, you know,
Speaker 2: one of Collin's friends that like I know kind of
Speaker 2: and we do podcasts together sometimes, but like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the fucking creator.
Speaker 1: Got a war.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I don't think of that. It
Speaker 2: would be like if like Cliff Blazinski, who also, by
Speaker 2: the way, seems kind of like that, Like he's like
Speaker 2: one of those people. I don't know if you've seen Clipleandscount,
Speaker 2: but like he's wild, Like he just says like fucking whatever, Okay,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I like it a lot.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Awesome you get clipland Discount. I feel like you would
Speaker 2: be great on this show. Specifically. I don't have as
Speaker 2: strict connections now. I know Colin has interviewed him once,
Speaker 2: but like he's why, he's this type of wild.
Speaker 1: Start the process. Just get these people on.
Speaker 2: I want to have Ted Bundy's ghost on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you went to the live show. There's somebody
Speaker 2: there who wanted me to sign a Brill. There were
Speaker 2: a couple of people there with Brill Stark tank shirts.
Speaker 2: One of the somebody with an original one of the
Speaker 2: original shirts that we had with where it was like
Speaker 2: the the yellow with like the three pillars with our
Speaker 2: faces drawn.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. I was like, oh, you're o G. It's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Nice. Uh So there's there's crossover for sure.
Speaker 1: Brimal what do we have to hire a fucking manager?
Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like, how do we do? How do
Speaker 1: we do this?
Speaker 3: I don't know how to hire I've been looking into
Speaker 3: that for a I don't know how to hire a man.
Speaker 1: Where do you find a manager? Did you guys have
Speaker 1: friends who've been who've offered to do it for us? Uh?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like it's just is that what
Speaker 1: they do? Though? I mean I think I think in fairness,
Speaker 1: I think they would be good at it. But like
Speaker 1: I also, we.
Speaker 3: Need someone to hire, someone that has the connections to
Speaker 3: be able to properly manage us.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been trying to do. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to I'm like, who do I who knows how to
Speaker 1: do it? I want to get like it is like
Speaker 1: the I see, I see, uh the live show industries
Speaker 1: is it's it's good. It's a good industry. And I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I know we do this. I just
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta.
Speaker 2: I know, I know we can ground, we can figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: I gotta you know what I think is do I
Speaker 3: don't like asking our friends who are creator stuff like
Speaker 3: that because I feel like that's not why we're friends
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 1: We're friends. We're friends, you know. Well yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can still I know.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, we're talking to my friend.
Speaker 1: It's like so, uh yeah, you're doing pretty good. Cool? Cool, cool?
Speaker 1: Look how do I make more money? Though? Like you,
Speaker 1: I just get to that point. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: you're asking, no, I want to know somebody. If you
Speaker 1: just met someone and then you immediately started it, you
Speaker 1: gotta do that. Oh my god, yeah I meet you.
Speaker 1: Hey man, you got any connections. I haven't met people
Speaker 1: like that really. Yeah. I don't remember who specifically because
Speaker 1: I think I think at a certain point, my brain
Speaker 1: just like filters them out.
Speaker 3: Because it's just haven't gotten to like us, I guess
Speaker 3: and our No, I.
Speaker 2: Would never know. I'm like the first line of defense
Speaker 2: with that stuff. And I was like, no, shot, you're
Speaker 2: getting through it, Like are you getting I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: come over to Christmas?
Speaker 1: Christmas? Yeah? Wow, anyway something, Hey, what's going on? It's
Speaker 1: going on? It's going on. That'd be interesting. I'm going
Speaker 1: to bring a character. I'm gonna I'll head up Jaffie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't see see if he wants to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't see why he wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen him do. I've seen him talk to
Speaker 4: lesser like, yeah, it's easy, you know. Like so, I
Speaker 4: think I think he's like happy to funk around.
Speaker 1: I think he was wild on stage. Actually, if he
Speaker 1: catches like clips of our ship, he'd be like yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think these boys like oh man, he say,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh man, the riddling's wearing off. Man. I
Speaker 1: just want to try to see if we can get
Speaker 1: him to say the inWORD. That's the that's the.
Speaker 2: Big fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I think I think he's self aware enough to never
Speaker 1: do that. Unfortunately, I'm so bad. That is so bad.
Speaker 1: It's successful.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: So you want to say the N word real quick?
Speaker 4: I think that should be like a right of passages
Speaker 4: in our podcast, every guest we try to get him
Speaker 4: say the inward.
Speaker 1: That's that's literally the old point. No one will come on.
Speaker 3: The wrong people will come on and I'll be funny,
Speaker 3: we'll get more views. Well, hey j Aubrey, come on.
Speaker 1: Swing by. He's like, guys, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: the inWORD. You got to say it. You like hip
Speaker 1: hop ja.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen his most recent stuff, but like I've
Speaker 2: seen I always have like a like a watch later
Speaker 2: kind of thing. I always like, I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 2: to watch it, and I never do because I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's good.
Speaker 1: Jay is.
Speaker 3: He's a funny I like some of the stuff that
Speaker 3: I've seen from him, and I like I like a lot.
Speaker 3: Does anybody know what historian looks like in a history?
Speaker 3: People know he looks like or No, I met him.
Speaker 2: I met him, but it's funny. I don't remember I
Speaker 2: saw him again. I would have no.
Speaker 1: Any any kind of lay low because of all that
Speaker 1: that ship from that what nerd City? No what well
Speaker 1: no rd City is in the song. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on with him? No in an historian? Remember
Speaker 1: that fucking who's that British guy that releases these bomb
Speaker 1: h bomber guy each bomber guy made that plagiarism video
Speaker 1: and he included internet uh in a history in it
Speaker 1: because yeah, he got caught. That's one of those things
Speaker 1: where it's like, that's shitty. I mean, also that video
Speaker 1: is really good.
Speaker 2: You don't have to so it's kind of like, I
Speaker 2: don't know how I feel about it, really I feel
Speaker 2: because that really was all in the presentation, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like it is plagiarism.
Speaker 1: It's plagiarism. It's it totally is you know it is,
Speaker 1: But like, at what point is it no longer plagiarism?
Speaker 1: At what point I can't have this guy?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we don't need to go too deep into it.
Speaker 4: It's just one of those things where I'm like, damn uh.
Speaker 4: It really just kind of comes down to since it's
Speaker 4: not a violent crime and the end of the day,
Speaker 4: you can kind of forgive people for doing something like that.
Speaker 4: Some people would disagree and be like if they're artists,
Speaker 4: they're like, it's unforgivable, but it really just depends.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: To me, it's just kind of like, uh, I was
Speaker 2: disappointed by that, But at the same time, it's like
Speaker 2: there's no way I would have paid attention to that
Speaker 2: story if not for like the present, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like the presentation of that video makes it
Speaker 2: so like I think it's it's obviously plagism. That's a
Speaker 2: shitty thing to do, yeah, But also like I think
Speaker 2: what makes that video entertaining is the way it's put together,
Speaker 2: not necessarily with the story.
Speaker 1: I mean, the story has obviously like fifty percent of it,
Speaker 1: I guess, but yeah, it's yeah, it's I mean, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't exist without it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, however it's kind of vice versa. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like it's you do see some artists that will take
Speaker 4: a song that is mediocre and make it. It's like
Speaker 4: when we think, oh that so and so was the original.
Speaker 4: We thought I thought Whitney Houston was the original.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: like like obviously just with no permission, Yeah, exactly. Anyway,
Speaker 1: spumbu futters, uh, what do we do with a gay
Speaker 1: man's penis? What do we do with the game man's penis?
Speaker 1: What do we do with the game man? Phoenis pilated
Speaker 1: till he's moaning? Moaning? Damn the moment. Hey gay, we're
Speaker 1: suckingting penis. Hey gay, we're sucking phenis. Hey gay, we're
Speaker 1: sucking penis like till he's moaning.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I like that. We don't get gay sea Shanty's that's
Speaker 1: an original.
Speaker 3: I feel like a mad get Jonathan Young to do
Speaker 3: a g absolutely do that you think so said?
Speaker 1: It was? Like, is it music? I'm a part of it?
Speaker 1: Just give me a second. He comes back with the
Speaker 1: out of the phone. He's killing, he's killing, He's insane, dude,
Speaker 1: job working message. See what he says, I'm down, I'm
Speaker 1: a gay tense just put that Gay's just no context.
Speaker 2: When when when jolly old dipshit lost Profits Memorial Daycare Center,
Speaker 2: Oh no, Memorial dude, that was you know, it's crazy
Speaker 2: that that was that name. I recognize you. You you
Speaker 2: wrote into sacred symbols and you made Culin read that,
Speaker 2: and I remember being like, oh no, they found us.
Speaker 1: You think you think for a second they wouldn't find.
Speaker 2: No, of course, but like that one in particular is
Speaker 2: so like that's one of the that is one like
Speaker 2: if freak Bob or cipher graph or has anyone texted BUNTI.
Speaker 1: Yet these are the next three names.
Speaker 2: Like if these people wrote into the you know, sacred,
Speaker 2: it'd be like, oh okay, that's that's clearly our listener.
Speaker 1: But it's not lost Profits and Memorial daycas.
Speaker 2: That is probably like the most actually offensive thing that
Speaker 2: we've had written that isn't just a slur, you know. Anyway, Anyway,
Speaker 2: I read you guys, those three names. I already read
Speaker 2: him accounts timpoole evading, timpole evading the FBI on a skateboard.
Speaker 2: Just make a tony hot game and it's just Timpoole
Speaker 2: running away from the authorities. Hell yeah, uh, Hunter Dubois
Speaker 2: just learned about Yakoob.
Speaker 1: What the fuck Ti Timpoole's pro espionage is?
Speaker 2: Kendrick collect balls. Look at the dude, dick I've been through.
Speaker 2: If I spread my hoodie, would you use the lube?
Speaker 2: Costco Wiener have her rise against? Is the used for
Speaker 2: straight men? O?
Speaker 1: That's like, why not? Why not? That's good? Whatever? The
Speaker 1: use is very gay. I will that that is very gay.
Speaker 2: I only know one I don't.
Speaker 1: I only know the burden, the worm by them. I
Speaker 1: know the taste of ink. Yeah, because you guys aren't gay.
Speaker 1: So here name it's in my or some ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll say smitchy, smitchy. The kids Lincoln Barker song
Speaker 1: actually had like smigons of like rising it like like
Speaker 1: production like not production wise, but like composition wise. I
Speaker 1: was like, this kind of sounds like a ransome. It was.
Speaker 1: It was the octaves Man the octaves Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: One of our friends saw them both randomly one time
Speaker 3: out of the fucking clear blue Sky in the concert bend.
Speaker 3: He went to a concert, like he stumbled in a
Speaker 3: concert of little concert was going to be there, and
Speaker 3: then Lincoln Park was there too, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he got he did a couple. I remember he got,
Speaker 3: he did a few.
Speaker 1: I remember Chester and Tim singing on each other's songs
Speaker 1: at one point, and that was a bunch of ships
Speaker 1: signed by him. And it's like, damn, I hate you,
Speaker 1: but okay, oh wow, weird lucky nigga. He loves Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1: That that was like his band loved. I still love it.
Speaker 1: They don't have to go away. He doesn't like the
Speaker 1: you know, I don't like sign. I don't either, but
Speaker 1: you know either. But I mean, Zero's kind of fire though,
Speaker 1: let's be let's be real.
Speaker 3: Xeno on paper is cool in theory not but like
Speaker 3: on paper, he sounds kind.
Speaker 1: Of z is a dope class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Zeno hardcore hardcore specon to xenu uh bill Today.
Speaker 2: Can a white boss tell their black and employee that
Speaker 2: he can't say a soft a in their professional work environm?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Again, Yeah, I think yes, he's the fucking boss the
Speaker 1: Boston can't do.
Speaker 3: Any vory phrase still technically even though it's Boston, tell
Speaker 3: you to get naked, you lose your job.
Speaker 1: Just me doing his impression of mulch in a blender.
Speaker 1: I guess I thought I was beabs.
Speaker 3: When I really have to laugh, that happens. And when
Speaker 3: I'm really holding in one of my laughs, I make
Speaker 3: that sound for real.
Speaker 1: You sound like I'm eating a dog. That's fucking gay, baby,
Speaker 1: don what are you doing?
Speaker 3: This is a I did not like that show growing
Speaker 3: up at all. I did not think it was funny.
Speaker 3: I thought they were just really dough.
Speaker 1: I like some of the characters like you're black moments,
Speaker 1: moments that are really good, but that's because you're black.
Speaker 2: They were I don't know there was something like I
Speaker 2: actually when I was a kid, I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: And I grew up a little bit and I watched
Speaker 2: it as as an adult, and I actually thought like,
Speaker 2: because when I was a kid, I just thought it
Speaker 2: was just dumb for just dumb sake, And it is
Speaker 2: kind of but it is. It is funny, like it
Speaker 2: is authentically this part of it is like, this is
Speaker 2: pretty good because it's it's very King of the Hill
Speaker 2: in that way where it's just like it's like this
Speaker 2: mundane kind of.
Speaker 1: I think it was one of the best animations. Don't
Speaker 1: know you that's my purse? Oh my, I don't know
Speaker 1: ye fucking not. You don't bitch. Oh.
Speaker 3: I really like that show. I like Peggy, Like how
Speaker 3: Peggy sucks.
Speaker 1: Like she's a nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really sucks, like as a person. Hey, I call
Speaker 3: Bobby Fuck's Lady Bird pretty good twice.
Speaker 1: Uh, hey, Beavis, there are Haitians crossing the borders.
Speaker 3: They're coming here and they're endangering our fucking dogs.
Speaker 1: Who are your parents, boys, They're eating our dogs. That's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. That's pretty pretty all right, that's pretty I
Speaker 1: love the alright they are they are definitely they are
Speaker 1: definitely those Yeah, they probably they don't understand what they're doing,
Speaker 1: but like they would be like they would, they would
Speaker 1: find themselves.
Speaker 2: Like I can see an episode of them, like with
Speaker 2: the tiki torches.
Speaker 1: Just by access there. Yeah, for sure, like the Fire
Speaker 1: for sure. Cordolio and he's like, I'm gonna there. They're
Speaker 1: just like God making a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: They're trying to trans our youth.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I would love that. Just holding a right
Speaker 1: this uh, this library is done. I'm going to do
Speaker 1: something I should have done a long time ago. Beatis,
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill Dave. Rublet's move on.
Speaker 2: It's gonna we're gonna be stuck here forever.
Speaker 1: What do you do here? Yeah, but that's what he
Speaker 1: said a Rubert. Come on, I'm a fucking dumb gay lord.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm believing. Okay, guys, he's not bad because
Speaker 1: he's gay. He's just bad. And yeah, it's to be gay.
Speaker 1: And I gotta make fun of that part. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I gotta make fun of it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he's gay. Don't touch him, You'll catch it.
Speaker 1: Don't touch don't touch him?
Speaker 2: Man can poopy passum baronecks, baron necks part of a
Speaker 2: complete breakfast?
Speaker 1: No way, I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners.
Speaker 1: Can we get? Can we get? A lesbian parody song? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know why we haven't considered that.
Speaker 3: Well, you know exact why we get conserted. No, we'll
Speaker 3: find it funny. I don't find it funny, especially the
Speaker 3: group that we're doing it about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lesbians are fine, they'll find it less funny.
Speaker 3: I haven't met I've never really met a lesbian that
Speaker 3: I've liked and I'm being genuine that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm very crazy' know. If I've met
Speaker 1: I met a lot lesbians. I've only met one lesbian
Speaker 1: that I know is a lesbian. Mm hmm Scarcella, Oh right,
Speaker 1: and well yeah, yeah, I've met three I did. I
Speaker 1: did a video with her and did not release it.
Speaker 1: S well, you deserve it though.
Speaker 2: British people, the British people, British people, British people be
Speaker 2: like British people come and and then be like, what's
Speaker 2: all this? Then I fall asleep to and were compilations.
Speaker 2: Devin is Pregnant, I show speed joined the ira A
Speaker 2: listening to Anne Hathaway.
Speaker 1: Saying Tupac's and knew, how do you want lesbians?
Speaker 2: Transferm Gremlin you vile? Kyle vile. Kyle defiled an aisle
Speaker 2: with style and a mile pile of bio, while Giles
Speaker 2: gile and mild Lyle smiled and dialed and a riled child.
Speaker 1: It's like doctor got to be creative, bro creative. I
Speaker 1: think that is part of it, to be honest, he
Speaker 1: definitely said plenty of times, of course did but like
Speaker 1: he wasn't just caught a few times on camera, so
Speaker 1: what he didn't mean it.
Speaker 2: It does bother me how obvious, like because it is
Speaker 2: such a cheat code with like comedy, especially where it
Speaker 2: does make things funnier.
Speaker 1: I don't think it does make things funny. I think
Speaker 1: the hard are.
Speaker 2: Now the soft ay objectively, the soft day objectively. Like
Speaker 2: I've seen this, like there are two tweets identical. One
Speaker 2: is a soft A, when one doesn't, the one with
Speaker 2: a soft ay will get retweeted a million times more,
Speaker 2: even if it's like a similar kind of account with
Speaker 2: like a similar algorithm similar like like it just there
Speaker 2: is something about it.
Speaker 1: I agree where I think, I don't think the soft
Speaker 1: ay is funny anymore. I think the hard you think
Speaker 1: you don't because you take it for granted anything I do.
Speaker 1: But the hard RS impact is so funny is always
Speaker 1: the punchline. Usually That's why the end the soft a
Speaker 1: is not the punchline. It's it's it's just it's the building,
Speaker 1: it's it's the body of the jet. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: makes it like more appealing a sentient answer. It is.
Speaker 2: Richard fisting, it's your boy, shawn E. D. Sweeney be like,
Speaker 2: I am extremely homophobic.
Speaker 1: It's a Caribbean thing. I have single handedly killed over
Speaker 1: forty million women, forty one million women. Sorry, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's uh, I mean whatever, keep going three x so
Speaker 1: gay Cranberrys be like it's in so the I really
Speaker 1: wanna fuck some dudes stupid. I even use that the
Speaker 1: all do I hard to use my finger. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that song. I hate how much I love. It's
Speaker 1: a great song. I haven't heard a bad version of
Speaker 1: that song either, Like every cover is good that jaff.
Speaker 2: I think this is not nor my usual style of music,
Speaker 2: but Lake Street Drive has a pretty good cover of
Speaker 2: it too that I actually like quite a bit.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more more poppy, but it works. Pap,
Speaker 1: I'll be swimming in.
Speaker 2: God damn slurp and smoking joking, uh joking, emoticons going
Speaker 2: like this, uh cm in m I'm begging to feel
Speaker 2: I'm beginning to feel like a throat God, throat God,
Speaker 2: all my homost trying to blow blow out my back,
Speaker 2: hard back, hard drip m h insulting Kingston in Jamaican haktwah.
Speaker 2: Go to YouTube and search come on Eileen Live and
Speaker 2: watch the first video.
Speaker 1: That pops up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so Colin sent me this video called
Speaker 2: is Frankie Valley? Okay, do you know Frankie Valleys?
Speaker 1: Yes, he's not. Okay, everybody who's listening to this, put
Speaker 1: that in your watch later list.
Speaker 2: Look up this video. It is crazy, say what because
Speaker 2: there's video of him on stage singing these like old
Speaker 2: quartet songs. He's got like a high pitched voice. But
Speaker 2: he's on stage and he's moving his mouth like he's
Speaker 2: sticking regularly, but the sound is normal, and he looks
Speaker 2: he just looks like a Mannigan.
Speaker 1: It is. So it's really sad, honestly old. He's like
Speaker 1: ninety fucking thousand. He's like fucking he's ninety.
Speaker 2: One and forty nine months.
Speaker 1: What is happening right now? Ope? You want to blow me?
Speaker 1: Ben Benjamina? Who the French fresh Prince of Tel Aviv,
Speaker 1: isn't he?
Speaker 2: It's crazy? Watch this woods guy who Frankie Valley? No,
Speaker 2: there was a there's a quartet called like Frankie Valli
Speaker 2: in the something or.
Speaker 1: Four seasons, the four Seasons. Yeah really, yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I should know that. I feel dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I didn't know that until he again,
Speaker 2: because I don't know. I listen to music almost like
Speaker 2: with a fucking blind eyes. I just hear it, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, it's crazy. She's not on the show though,
Speaker 2: so why are you telling us.
Speaker 1: That's true about that? Yeah, you're right, right, right, right, No,
Speaker 1: what happened? They cut off what happened? It was showing it.
Speaker 1: There's there's multiple cuts in Oh okay.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a bunch of different So he's singing,
Speaker 4: Greece is the word, right, because that's probably one of
Speaker 4: the most things he's famous known for.
Speaker 1: Greece was such a big fucking movie, and it just
Speaker 1: showed him like he looks like Biden, like he was
Speaker 1: like worse.
Speaker 2: It was like a.
Speaker 1: Greece is the word. It's gone cruise, It's gone exactly,
Speaker 1: and he's like it's crazy. People were like waving in
Speaker 1: front of his face.
Speaker 2: I beat I beat him off, suck his penis, just
Speaker 2: to show that I'm gay. Oh we want you blow me?
Speaker 2: I think I read that already. Kremlin, the gremlin, that
Speaker 2: rotten old Jimmy Dick, Evil Sween says, I love the gays.
Speaker 2: You'll have to cast divine intervention to remove my head
Speaker 2: from between shadowhearts legs.
Speaker 1: That's true, par like guy, I'm a both guy. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was fucking them both, but still this guy's done.
Speaker 2: My cat is transphobic.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That video is wild.
Speaker 2: The sound makes it crazier because like it's this high pit,
Speaker 2: this is energetic singing, and it's he's clearly that singing,
Speaker 2: Like there's no way anybody believes that's happening.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Everybody should watch it. It's sad, but it is funny,
Speaker 2: like it's you know, it's one of those middlers. I
Speaker 2: would be like, oh, that's right, the middle ger Slid
Speaker 2: three remakes coming out to dude.
Speaker 1: Video games are popping up because apparently that's that Warhammer
Speaker 1: Space Marine games.
Speaker 2: Fucking dope.
Speaker 1: It's very fun. It looks funny. Play the first one.
Speaker 1: I always need to try it, and then every time
Speaker 1: I was like I just couldn't pull the trigger v
Speaker 1: VP and hate myself because it looks Warhammer.
Speaker 4: It looks fun Honestly, I was like, I got some
Speaker 4: Gears vibe I was. I was like, this is what
Speaker 4: I've kind of been missing.
Speaker 2: Super Super Gears vibes. Apparently there's like, is there co
Speaker 2: op thing in it? The co op campaign or is
Speaker 2: it like one of those massive three.
Speaker 1: Kind of hord mode type things. It's like more either
Speaker 1: or I'm fine, it's fun. Yeah it's I haven't played
Speaker 1: VP yet, but I played a bit of it. Yeah
Speaker 1: on PC it's fun. No consoles, Console? What's it? What's it?
Speaker 2: What's it run at? Because I heard it's kind of
Speaker 2: rough on PS five.
Speaker 3: It seemed fine for me, but I probably just didn't
Speaker 3: notice it.
Speaker 1: I try and PC because everybody was like, oh it.
Speaker 3: Fucking old ring runs bad on console, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know where I'd had a fucking smooth I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: If you have an I for it, to be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I think that's.
Speaker 2: Because a lot of people like I wish I didn't
Speaker 2: to be honest with you like it would be. It
Speaker 2: would make a lot of understand drops and frames.
Speaker 1: I can see that. But usually if it's fine, it's static.
Speaker 1: It's so blind as ship. Yeah, well what is it?
Speaker 1: He just sees shapes? This is crazy.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that thing was the white Man.
Speaker 3: I thought he was genuinely a dog. I thought he
Speaker 3: was literally I thought he was just leaves. I thought
Speaker 3: Cradles was a fucking Snorlax from Pokemon. Turns out it's
Speaker 3: a fucking.
Speaker 1: Dude that's not even blind and that's just hallucination. You're
Speaker 1: just literally, that's both. You're schizophrenic.
Speaker 2: Uh medle gay solid meddle gay solid be like solid snake.
Speaker 1: Hey out of con I'm gay? Hey just gay gay gay? Wait.
Speaker 2: Five eighty three, The Pie Brothers Presents Vegeta's Galacti Food
Speaker 2: revee channel Don Donkerson.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, anyway, but a good con. Hey, come bounce
Speaker 1: on mccawk in the back of the book and.
Speaker 3: You see what happened to the actor for for Firecracker.
Speaker 1: Some guys have some wild ship to her during the
Speaker 1: fucking count she was at and somewhere in Europe.
Speaker 3: No he said, like he's I think he asked her
Speaker 3: something about squirting milk in his mouth. Something fucked up
Speaker 3: to her.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, hey, I understand, I play
Speaker 1: a character, but like, don't.
Speaker 3: Talk I understand character, Like absolutely, yeah, don't talk to
Speaker 3: her like that. I hate how stupid people are. People
Speaker 3: are retarding like guy, she hold hold young, it's not her.
Speaker 3: The kid that was played Jeoffrey. That poor kid was
Speaker 3: such a good, fucking accurate and people were like, I
Speaker 3: hate you so much, just.
Speaker 1: Like do you. I'm sure everywhere he went people kept
Speaker 1: tripping him and pushing him. Is he even alive? Did
Speaker 1: somebody killed He was just acting? He fucking he did
Speaker 1: for he went, somebody tripped him down to escalator. You
Speaker 1: little fucking bitch. Don't know how you got here to
Speaker 1: the future. How are you still alive? You killed ned
Speaker 1: start over him and it's scary there. Yeah, they pay
Speaker 1: the trolls told again the boys Hall the boy soul
Speaker 1: a Gate six. You gotta pay the trolls to you wrote?
Speaker 1: Did he change it? The two of them?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, pp I'm always miss I always
Speaker 2: miss streams because they don't have Twitter. Would consider announcing
Speaker 2: on Patreon, I don't wanna.
Speaker 1: Are you talking? I assume it's me because I'm the
Speaker 1: only one who streams.
Speaker 2: I don't want to use our Patreon to promote my streams,
Speaker 2: not because I think that's like ethically wrong, but because
Speaker 2: I streamed too often to not like. I think if
Speaker 2: you're gonna get an email from the Patreon notifications, it
Speaker 2: should be relevant to the show, you know, Like that.
Speaker 1: Seems kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just follow me on Twitter and put notifications on
Speaker 2: although I wouldn't recommend that either. Just how about just
Speaker 2: follow me on Twitch?
Speaker 1: That actually would how about just how about do that?
Speaker 1: That would literally solve the issue. That would solve the problem.
Speaker 1: That sounded me.
Speaker 2: That sounded like condesciding, but like, I don't, I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I don't, I don't want to mix things up.
Speaker 2: Also follow my new Twitter account, by the way, my
Speaker 2: old Twitter shadow Band it's gun Ray Chris, because it
Speaker 2: fucking apparently you could just do that. I was under
Speaker 2: the assumption that if you made a new account under
Speaker 2: the same account, it would still be shadow Band, but
Speaker 2: apparently that's not true. Crazy shadow.
Speaker 3: Either you speak fucking they can account is not shadows.
Speaker 1: My seas fucking spell I was.
Speaker 3: I was trying to cast death.
Speaker 1: On you, but it didn't work. Your eyes rolled the
Speaker 1: back of your head. You're like, no, we're talking like pang.
Speaker 2: Pp I always miss everyone sor that I'm all for
Speaker 2: podcasts not having too many guests, But it's been five
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty eight days since the last guest episode.
Speaker 1: That can't be wrong. Who was the last guest? Because
Speaker 1: these people are you know, you know, we can yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll figurereciate the geod it would be cool. Well, well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We're definitely before December.
Speaker 2: We're definitely get jalen On, who's like, that's a very
Speaker 2: specific guest I get. But like I guess, content wise,
Speaker 2: it has to be people in the area, which, to
Speaker 2: be fair, isn't as limiting as you would imagine.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people around. I just haven't been back. Uh.
Speaker 1: He already said he was down because I talked to
Speaker 1: I talked to him because he was like litz jam
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, let's also let's like to
Speaker 1: come to the podcast. We want we want you know,
Speaker 1: we want your back having Zach on as well. Well,
Speaker 1: Zach's so busy is the thing? Well, you fucking you
Speaker 1: still ask I asked, Oh, he did, I think so?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw Zach maybe three weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: he was like at a moment where he could breathe.
Speaker 3: But that might have been only three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I don't seen him in agent.
Speaker 4: It's the bare minimum is just asking, Yeah, if they're busy,
Speaker 4: then that's fine, Like.
Speaker 2: Well, definitely, Jane's probably gonna be the first one because
Speaker 2: we want I do want to set up figure out
Speaker 2: how we're gonna do the fourth mic.
Speaker 1: Well, we just which wouldn't be too difficult. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's so this is what I was thinking.
Speaker 4: I don't mind holding a mic, you know, like say
Speaker 4: we get like because instead of trying to like drill
Speaker 4: another arm or some bullshit like that, we can just
Speaker 4: have the guests can be on one of the arms,
Speaker 4: and I don't mind having.
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Speaker 1: will do that.
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Speaker 3: and now she's on Dance at the Stars.
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Speaker 1: Some sort of fraud means where she.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, fraud, I did hear you say?
Speaker 1: Frog?
Speaker 3: Oh fraud frog? Was she the one that was with
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Speaker 4: Was it the one that I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: the same person, but there was those two that couple,
Speaker 4: Like one of them looked like had like a fro
Speaker 4: like they basically were taking it looked like.
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Speaker 1: The King of had As.
Speaker 2: Before the show, before the before the live show, we
Speaker 2: were in the green room in San Diego.
Speaker 1: We were singing creed to get Ready. Which song arms
Speaker 1: right Open? Nice Little heard he brought up. I can't
Speaker 1: remember it was Maddie or Brad or so.
Speaker 2: Someone brought up this video of the of Apparently there's
Speaker 2: a video of Scott's staff doing like a custom song
Speaker 2: for like the Marlins, the baseball team.
Speaker 1: What he makes it. He wrote a song like if
Speaker 1: you look at if you look at Creed Marlins, Like
Speaker 1: there's a song that he made like just for them.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, Marlons and he's just describing baseball.
Speaker 1: He's like won Strack, double play and it's crazy. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I've never heard it before, like I saw
Speaker 1: it before. It's really him.
Speaker 2: And it's a song for the Marlins.
Speaker 1: Oh you're sore.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like you will suck, Yes, yes sore,
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Speaker 1: Martin Lincoln, Lincoln. Can you imagine like if Lincoln Park
Speaker 1: did like a song for the Yankees, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: like if you like Yank he's gone way fucking troue Troe.
Speaker 1: You picked the worst word. He could have just said, Gable,
Speaker 1: we're gonna say a game the Yankees, We're gonna win
Speaker 1: the game for the day for New York. Say anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get the fuck out of here. Three hours and
Speaker 1: forty seven minutes. My pen is fucking grude. Next episode.
Speaker 2: Next episode is gonna be five minutes long. It's gonna
Speaker 2: see you guys next time by Pat Concess.
Speaker 1: Just tanks. Get the fuck out of here. It's almost four.
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Speaker 1: you know, and they're just ohester didn't die for this
Speaker 1: cause they're so fucking it was. It was great. That's
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