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Speaker 1: Apparently he came from a warm, caring, loving family and

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his parents have been married for about forty years now,

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which begs the question, how are you here? So we're

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waiting for this. There's still plenty of show left to go,

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but I'm sure there's something beneath the surface. M h

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and then another meanwhile here that's like a it's a

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Meg Ryan and Harrison Ford.

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Speaker 2: Uh, let's just.

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Speaker 1: Move on, no, Michelle Pfeiffer.

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Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeiffer with lies beneath.

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Speaker 1: I saw that in the movie There Ghost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pretty good. I gotta watch that. Hi, Loan,

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Welcome to bad TV. You know, we usually say another

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below Deck podcast, and it is still that. It's just

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on a new feed, and uh, you haven't moved, so

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that's great. We've just rebranded the channel. It's bad TV.

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Below Deck is bad TV, and that's what we're here

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to talk about. I'm Dylan, that's Pat and.

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Speaker 1: You're still Barnacles permissioned a couple of boards. Oh yeah,

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oh absolutely, and you can still hang out in the

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another below Deck Facebook page. Why not mix it up

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there and touch that. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, but I

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want to I'm happy to report, Dylan, it appears that

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thousands and thousands of Barnacles have have followed the directions

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in are now safely in bad TV.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing. Hey, yeah, and that makes me feel

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really really happy. I know it was a tough migration, Like,

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So enough with the pageantry. I mean, let's get into below.

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Speaker 1: We're going to but now this is what you're going

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to enjoy. You don't need to go any other places.

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You're gonna have below Deck here every week. In a

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couple of weeks, you're gonna have a second polow Deck

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episode where I think we're gonna recap season two of

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Captain Lee's We're Like to.

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Speaker 2: Be Now that's what I think's here.

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Speaker 1: Everything's here, including the super Bowl. Yeah, and you're gonna

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have this season season eight of Love Is Blind in

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this feed, along with Beverly Hills Housewives.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you want, Traders got a patreonation of

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the podcast network because that is our favorite show. Mm hmm,

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it's our best show.

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Speaker 1: It really is. I never get bored watching it, and

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I never get bored talking about it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we're really passionate about that property. Allen

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coming is. I mean, he's just a godsend.

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But we've got to get out of those pods.

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not gonna say anybody needs to be killed or put

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in jail, but something.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about it. We need to talk to a

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producer at some point. What do you guys, do you

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think I give a fucking shit about these pod rats

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talking about abortion? Are you fucking kidding me? What do

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you think this is an underground communist meeting. No, it's

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a bunch of fucking dumb ass reality TV people talking

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about the nuances of abortion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I understand those conversations need to be

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had when two people are gonna get engaged. I totally

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understand it. What I don't understand is why do why

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Speaker 2: I don't need to watch it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this because I am My.

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Speaker 2: Mind didn't change. There was nothing opened or relevatory.

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Speaker 1: We got talking about below deck. But here's here's what

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they can leave on the cutting room for next season.

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Love is blind. Conversations that go like this. You know,

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the two people are talking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna be the girl.

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it's crazy. I know it's crazy. Can you imagine that

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we're doing this though? Isn't it nuts?

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of would you rather? Cards? That I put next to you?

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people talk. I need to see where it goes. But

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I'm ready to talk about blowdeck. Oh, another piece of housekeeping.

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of the game. Family members or friends thereof of a

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certain cast member of a sea rat. Stay out of

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my goddamn DMS and our message board. I don't care.

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I don't care. Your dumb family member or friend, whoever

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he is, sign up for this show. Therefore he's he's

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Speaker 2: It's tough tittles, and that's what we do. It doesn't

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have a negative energy signature. Yeah, are we good people? Yeah?

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on TV. That's all we can do. Let's get into

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blow deck. I give this episode all so many pots.

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Speaker 1: I do not like blood. I'm a whimp that way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just out alone knocked it down ninety eight pots

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big deduction.

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Speaker 2: It's a massive deduction.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm loving this.

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Speaker 2: Harry. I love Harry.

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Speaker 1: You know he was he was having the best day

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of his life before that happened. I know, remember, I

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don't know, Curb, you're really humble you Oh definitely. And

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as what's his face said to uh Will Smith when

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he punched Chris Rock in front of the entire planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: Devil comes you your highest moment.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: That was Denzel Washington that said that to him. Yeah,

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he said that to him, and Bradley Cooper was right

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there with him. Oh wow, that's.

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Speaker 1: A great story. Well, anyway, Harry, he was having the

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best day of his life. He just kissed the most

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beautiful girl he's ever kissed at his life. He got

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a new roomy who he can probably work into giving

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him that lead deckcand.

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Speaker 1: The world was his oyster, right and but uh, I

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don't know how it happened, but somehow the water and

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the weight of that skiff crushed his goddamn fucking thumb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, poor bastards.

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Speaker 1: Two pots. Okay, I really like Harry this season. Harry.

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I like you a lot. You're a star. Ah, he's

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getting the drama going.

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Speaker 2: He's a star like Barbara Streisence.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Oh wow, he's back channeling stuff. He's going

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for it. Making out with girls, making moves. He's like, quietly,

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like the center of the through line of my emotional

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caring for the show right now. Yeah, I want to

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see him hook up with her. Yeah, yeah, anyway.

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Speaker 2: I also it's pretty much like Barbara streisand a.

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Speaker 1: Star is Bored, Serena and Anthony. He kill mess something girl?

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ten seconds? Are you happy this model?

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Speaker 1: That knucklehead would have sung that if you said, hey, Bradley,

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we have a bonfire in the woods in Riverside. Can

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you come before that? He should eat more. I hate

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that song, I really do.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited about that movie, and that movie was.

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Speaker 1: Just awful, awful, awful. It's been made three times.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that I saw you singing the what

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she sing at that bar? Love rolls, So you sang

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in love lyad Rose. I think you store. You will

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set outside this grocery store for a little bit, fall

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in love. I will pit smile sale on your biggest nut.

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It's like, Wow, that's pretty much the whole movie and scene. Wow,

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I really fell into something. He did you lose me

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he did. How many pots?

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Speaker 2: Was even Southern? Ors? Was he from? Like Pittsburgh? Who

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Speaker 1: I love the drama in the kitchen. That tension is wonderful.

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I'm going to miss it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yah, yeah, I think. Let me quickly give your

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Anthony is a dick bag and seeing no, no, no,

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there's more. Anthony is a dick bag. Okay, but he's

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a young man and he is he's used to being.

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He's destined for kitchens, right. Kitchens are high intensity, high

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stress environments where there really isn't that much conflict resolution

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because you just have to keep going and you settle

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all the stress and you calm it all down by

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boozing and doing drugs and banging strangers. Now, no, you're

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co workers, right, you're co workers and strangers? Then you wait,

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definitely co workers.

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Speaker 1: Though I worked at a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: You wake up at god knows you know, ten eleven, twelve.

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Speaker 1: I don't open as until four or five.

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Speaker 2: If you rinse and repeat until thirty years down the road,

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you have a psychotic break. You're going to therapy and

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then you, I don't know, try to become a novelist.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're right, yeah, I was gonna say you right about.

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Speaker 2: So he is in the very early stages of that. Okay,

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he is not cut out for this show, and he

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is a dick peg, but I do think that he'll

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he'll grow and mature.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I excuse me, let me clean my throat.

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I always feel bad for idiots that find their way

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on these reality shows in their twenties.

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Speaker 2: You're not ready, but you're not ready. Don't show us this.

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Don't show us this.

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Speaker 1: You'll live forever on the internet.

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, man, we pick with our timid

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night out. Serena picks up the check, which is a

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very good move. Best to get it out of the

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way early. And we've talked about this before for those uninitiated,

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the way that the Knights Out work is that individual

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sea routes will pick up the whole tab. Okay, now,

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you don't want to do this when the walls are

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closing in about charter five to six, because then the

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only thing that can solve that is copious amounts of

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tequila right.

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Speaker 1: That's the most expensive item on a menu. Yeah, I'll

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say now, dyl Meanwhile, I will say it, No, I

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said it. Oh meanwhile a zarena. Before she actually paid

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that bill, she was smoking alone because she's so troubled

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that her and Anthony's working relationship isn't what she hopes

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it would be. She had noticed that they're both British,

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you know, and she thought they'd be eating crumpets and

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drinking at a pub with all those other people with

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crooked teeth, and instead he's talking shit about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what Brits are supposed to do.

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They're supposed to eat mushy, fucking shit that doesn't taste good,

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and they're supposed to fucking be friendly with each other

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unless they're Irish, in which case, yeah you heard about

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that whole.

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Speaker 1: Thing, Ira, Yeah, you hear about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very crazy. So the boys and girls split

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and discussed the other sex. Big Red is the hot

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commodity and funny enough. She wants Harry, Yeah she does.

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She wants the puppy dog. Now listen, when I say

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big Red, I'm not trying to evoke like a you know,

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like a big fat trailer park Bay. She's like a

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stick of chewing the model forgot what I mean? Should

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Speaker 1: Red when she's tall? She's model asque Okay, it's a

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great name.

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uh yeah, I think it's a perfect name. So we

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head back. We no, we don't head back.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, we head back in the vance, and then

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we get some c rat history from we end.

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Speaker 2: Well, first we don't we kiss.

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Speaker 1: I don't have that, but I believe that's how it

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: That's right. What am I sorry? I'm an idiot. We

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head to a club.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot, forgive me. In the cars, Weihen and Harry,

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well really just Wien professes his love for Big Red,

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and Harry, being this subordinate, says, fuck it, fuck the patriarchy.

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know what I mean? And he goes and he kisses

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Big Red. Now, this is a very dangerous move for

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a young ling because bozons of your have not handled

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this as well as we and.

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Speaker 1: Deh there's a pirate power dynamic there. Yeah, yeah, you

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can't kiss any girl unless I tell you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, god knows what Gary would do. Gary

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would try to sabotage it instantaneously and then treat him

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Speaker 1: Well we saw what Gary would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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so a couple of things we glossed over. Dylan. We

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did get a brief sea rat history from we Anne.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he came from a warm, caring, loving family and

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his parents have been married for about forty years now,

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which begs the question, how are you here? So we're

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waiting for this. There's still plenty of show left to go,

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but I'm sure there's something beneath the surface.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: And then another meanwhile here.

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Speaker 2: That's like a it's a Meg Ryan and Harrison Ford. Uh,

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let's just move on.

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Speaker 1: No, Michelle Pfeiffer, Michelle Pfeiffer, what lies beneath? I saw

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that in the movie thea Ghost. Yeah it is. Fuck yeah,

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it's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I gotta watch that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Another one is Kevin Bacon Stir of

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Echo's kind of the same plot.

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Speaker 2: Stir of Echos Huh very good.

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Speaker 1: Uh, okay, don watch this weekend?

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Speaker 2: What Shutter Island?

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Speaker 1: I hate that movie.

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Speaker 2: That's such a great movie.

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Speaker 1: You know what I watched this weekend?

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Speaker 2: A no? Oh did you really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to knock out some of those pictures falls

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apart in the end, isn't it? It goes nowhere? It

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goes nowhere, it goes most Does anyone know how to

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write a goddamn script anymore? In town?

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Speaker 2: Crazy to me? Keep it up? All the fucking and

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tits are cool in the beginning and stuff, and like

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you believe, like, oh they have an interesting love right,

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and then it just goes nowhere. I love those Armenian

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fellas though, so funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh they were great. They were Russian.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we head back.

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Speaker 1: Well, hold on, Meanwhile, we got Captain Jason. We cut

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to him, like we have to always go to the captains.

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What are they doing while the sea rats are out party?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well he's walking around in a ridiculous robe that he

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was wearing there. Yeah, the seventies called they want their

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creepy robe back, and it begs the question do you

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also have mirrors on your ceiling? Also another crab.

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Speaker 2: Who wants to look at that?

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Speaker 1: A lot of people from the seventies, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, So we had bet I bet you know who

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I bet had mirrors the ceilings. Well, Bill and Hilldog.

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Speaker 1: Our former president, you think so.

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Speaker 2: Former president, former secretary of state. I bet they banged

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away underneath it panel of mirrors, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Wow? And then they die in there post orgasms, they

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be like, who should we kill next?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh no disagree? Come on Bill, Yeah,

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come on Bill, much love to the Clinton's way to go, Chelsea.

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I mean, my gosh, she's doing such big things.

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Speaker 1: Uh so, yeah, this is at the club before we

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head back. Yes, this is where Harry. I think he

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kind of pushed that kiss on her. Don't get me wrong.

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She didn't push away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't push away, but I think she really.

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Speaker 1: Likes Good job Harry.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we yes, good job Harry.

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Speaker 1: Before Harry lays in that kiss though, This is what

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I was talking about when I was talking about my

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thoughts and odds. Harry does a little back channel with Lara.

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Oh yeah, you know he's a busy little beaver that

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he said.

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Speaker 2: Listen, this is his second season. He may not be Boston,

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but he is in his second season. Yes, he's learned

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a lot from the he's the most experienced, you know,

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Sea rat When it comes to reality TV outside of Serena.

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But Serena's trapped in the kitchen, you know, so we

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had back throw some titty cups on the ceiling and

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get ready for a new day. This show is so

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much fun right now, right the boys are shitting up

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the bunk. I mean, it's just there's a lot of

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it feels like below Deck. It's you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I understand why, and Glenn, much respect to you, but

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I understand why they probably contemplated shelving your season. Your

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season is something that hurts the brand. It is. You

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watch it and people go, I don't like Below Deck anymore,

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and so they don't watch the other good season. It's like,

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I'm gonna give some advice to production because you guys,

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listen to me, you DM me. That was a big mistake.

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That was a horrible season. Don't do that anymore. Okay,

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it was really bad.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Jesuays. So we get some awkward recaps

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of the night previous with Harry and big Rid and

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I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Did you I mentioned that Marina is a little smitten

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with the Wei Man.

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Speaker 2: The wee Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I lost that wee Ann is the wee Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we On attempts to drive a wedge a

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little in between Big Red and Harry, but it's not working.

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And credit to Weihan the we Man. You know, he says,

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I'm gonna go elsewhere.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's what you should do.

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Speaker 2: That's what you should Dony of girls on the boat.

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That's what William Wallace would do. That's right, that's what

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William wall is.

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Speaker 1: That the guy got all his appendages ripped off?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so sorry, what getting all your appendages ripped off?

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Speaker 1: That's brutal?

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Speaker 2: How much I mean I can't even man, how much

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would you need to be paid to be drawn? And quartered?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: There's no mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I gonna do.

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Speaker 1: With the rest of my life?

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Speaker 2: You'll be dead for sure. You can't really survive that

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William Wallace did though in our hearts. Yes, yeah, I

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guess that's the that's the price, Like, well, what do

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you pay for a legacy? You know what I mean? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My arm?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Actually stopping fucking hurts so badly, like I had

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no idea take it off? Fine, we give up? Yeah

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all right, So Jason's getting into the tea a bit

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Serena tells the j Man about Big Red and about

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uh Anthony being a dick back.

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Speaker 1: I like his advice. Here, you are the boss. I

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got your back, and he kind of you know, they

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have a rapport, so he knows that he can trust her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well Harry moves in with Wighan and he's

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got a pap in his step. But you know what

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you talked about, I mean the hins and loves of

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being a sea rat being a human being.

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Speaker 1: Now, Dylan, you're the curb your enthusiasm expert. I've only

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seen like maybe five episodes total, but one that I

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saw I really love, which is an episode where Larry's

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filming a movie with Martin Scorsese doing a great job.

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He comes back to California.

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Speaker 2: He tells Marty he needs more money. That's I need

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more And he finds out a prop money not yeah,

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he's giving him notes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And he finds out that his mother died, and

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when he asks his stepdad, why didn't you call me,

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he says, well, she said don't bother Larry. And then

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Larry doesn't feel too bad about his mother dying. And

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what he finds out is that because his mother's dead.

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It gives him a free pass to avoid all the

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stuff that he hates, which is living life.

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Speaker 2: That is such a bizarre episode for you to have

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just stumbled upon.

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Speaker 1: Oh I loved it because, like the clouds part, it's

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kind of like I'm using this as analogy for Harry

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before his thumb got ripped. The fuck off is if

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you remember, there's little things like there's suddenly a parking

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spot that opens up for Larry. People that wanted him

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to show up to some business thing. They say, Larry,

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don't worry about it. Your mother died. You don't need

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to come. And he realizes how beautiful this actually ended up.

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It was a great day. And then I think it

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goes south in the end.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it always does a B and C storylines.

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I'll converge into one kind of anarchistic moment for Larry.

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But if you examined the genius of that for one moment,

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this man wrote an episode of television where and he

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was gleeful and made all the use he possibly could

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out of his mother's death. That's right, yep, amazing stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: All right, Gill, this is the best part of the episode.

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This is a Marina and breathe. They discuss Harry and

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00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:02,599
then we get some confusion and see rat history from Brie. Yeah,

471
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,240
she was swept off her feet and treated like a

472
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:06,440
queen at some point.

473
00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: My god, you see that guy and she wants dime

474
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,279
that guy.

475
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 1: And she was engaged and then for some reason she

476
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,119
decided she'd rather clean toilets on a boat.

477
00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: It's very confusing.

478
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,519
Speaker 1: I guess she wanted more adventure.

479
00:23:20,319 --> 00:23:22,039
Speaker 2: Well, she wanted more out of life.

480
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: Excuse me, do you mind cleaning the ron off the floor?

481
00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 2: Thanks?

482
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: Adventure?

483
00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:32,559
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, she she had everything right. And it's a

484
00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:36,680
little bit like the story of Sidhartha. You know, you're

485
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,880
in this gilded place, right, and you really don't know

486
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,920
how beautiful life is until you unpack a stranger's anal beads.

487
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:49,880
That's when the kaleidoscope really starts to fracture and you

488
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,440
can see how beautiful things are.

489
00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: It's an adventure.

490
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she didn't want to be confined to Jersey

491
00:23:56,759 --> 00:23:59,359
farmhouse housewife, and we get to she.

492
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: Grabs a lot on what that life would have bet.

493
00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:04,680
I mean, I didn't know what sounds beautiful to me? Well,

494
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,680
you know, not everybody wants that. They want more travel

495
00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:09,960
and excitement. But who knows. You could have gotten married,

496
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,359
you crazy, two kids, and traveled the world and then

497
00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:15,640
finally come around to wanting to have that white picket

498
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,759
fence lifestyle.

499
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 2: Gosh, get me on a farm in New Jersey yesterday,

500
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,559
you know what I mean? Get me out of here.

501
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,000
You know I was driving today and a homeless man

502
00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:27,200
stepped into the middle of the lane with his shopping car.

503
00:24:27,319 --> 00:24:30,240
He just wouldn't move. I mean, these they've evolved, did

504
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,559
not see cars.

505
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,839
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy where they do see the cars coming.

506
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they've seen so many cars come at them,

507
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,839
real and fake that they're really not sure which one

508
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,759
is real or fake. And we got to get to

509
00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:48,599
the preference sheep. Yeah, yeah, let's yell it. The let's

510
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,400
not yell at the performance brand and enhancement coach will

511
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:53,599
be on board.

512
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,079
Speaker 1: These are.

513
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,039
Speaker 2: The kind of guys that tell men that women are

514
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,720
the reason they're po and then charge them like a

515
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,920
thousand dollars to cry in a ramotic conference room. You

516
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,720
know there's they're essentially scam artists. Yeah, Instagram has allowed

517
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:12,039
so many people with six packs to scam people. Yeah.

518
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: He At some point, this particular life coach Eric Rock,

519
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:20,799
he says that life coaching is for free on the beach.

520
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,680
He says he loves living a rare life and that's

521
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:31,039
what he seeks out. Rare life. Okay, I think that's

522
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,079
him bragging that he gets paid for fancy vacations.

523
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is, and he'll wind up and I

524
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,119
think a federal prison soon.

525
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

526
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, so things are going well with all the departments.

527
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,160
We're gonna have diving, little switch and interior, and then

528
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,240
we get to provisions. Now Serena takes a bit of

529
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:49,480
a load off and dick bag. He is not happy

530
00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:54,000
about it. Now. I know that the family members get

531
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:56,279
a little bit pissed off. You know, he's got a love,

532
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,279
a lot of love in his life, but you know,

533
00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:04,079
he's this is the this is the issue at hand

534
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,920
right now. He's demanding more work from Serena. So he

535
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:09,119
wasn't he wasn't.

536
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: Say she fell sideline cleaning dishes exactly.

537
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 2: So then he complains that he doesn't have enough work

538
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,759
to do, and then it complains about having too much

539
00:26:20,839 --> 00:26:25,039
work to do, and he's confused why the work that

540
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,400
he was formerly doing hasn't been magically supplemented by Serena herself.

541
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:38,359
The man is kind of he's he's entitled in the

542
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,599
sense that he kind of wills this dynamic where he's

543
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,880
the head chef and she's the sioux chef, and he's

544
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
just like getting pissed off that it's not happening.

545
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's mad that he has to breathe

546
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,119
as well. And that's God's that's God's fault. What a

547
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,119
fucking complainer. If he didn't quit on this job to

548
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,480
go do another job, they'd have to fire his ass.

549
00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:03,200
This doesn't make sense. Yeah, a lunatic.

550
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,599
Speaker 2: I think having a woman be his boss might be

551
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,160
a little bit, a little bit of a factor as well.

552
00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:14,920
So the guests arrive permission to come aboard, they watch

553
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,720
or they listen to the show, obviously, because we're really

554
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:20,519
the only people that say that that's right.

555
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: I thought that as well.

556
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: So Serena and Big dick Bag fight over compressed watermelon,

557
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:29,680
and then we head out, but not before the balcony

558
00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:30,559
gets closed.

559
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: What a nice little feature on that boat?

560
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 2: Beautiful?

561
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: Is this the first time we've seen that.

562
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,559
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like that on this show.

563
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: I love it.

564
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,039
Speaker 2: Just a little deck that opens up and you can

565
00:27:40,079 --> 00:27:42,359
dangle your little feet off of and look out on

566
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,759
the what's this boat? Is incredible?

567
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: Dyll one thing that we glossed over before we move on.

568
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,240
At some point, Anthony, after he gives Zarena the riot act,

569
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,079
he calls his buddy and he complains that he's working

570
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,359
in a dirty galley with dirty food. And then that's

571
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,160
when he texts who where the hiring person is for

572
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:01,880
another job?

573
00:28:02,039 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: You know what, you got to respect that move, like

574
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,960
rather than wallowing in it. He's like, I genuinely this

575
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,000
is not good enough for me, and I'm getting out.

576
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,000
And you know a lot of people don't grab life

577
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:16,920
by the reins like that. He's very type A and

578
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,640
he's a dick back.

579
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gonna be miserable somewhere else.

580
00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:23,799
Speaker 2: So tons of meanwhiles, we get some temperature chirons Serena's

581
00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:26,200
cooking crew dinner because Anthony is a child who needs

582
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,079
to be I mean, we're going a little too hard

583
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:30,559
on him. And then we head to the beach for

584
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:35,559
a little beach picnic. Anthony says, canopy so many times

585
00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:38,279
I lost count. I was trying to count, and then

586
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:43,000
serves saffron risotta balls, beef tartar, and compressed watermelon, and

587
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,279
he says that all of the ingredients and dishes have

588
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:49,119
come together to demonstrate his worldly thoughtfulness and cuisine as

589
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,599
opposed to to Rena's basic food with the flower.

590
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the direct quote is modern with worldly flavors,

591
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:58,240
cooked with thought and passion. Congratulations, you can too, come

592
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:01,480
in third place. On chopped because that's the stupid things

593
00:29:01,519 --> 00:29:03,119
that they say in the prepac.

594
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,839
Speaker 2: And also this is chopped food. I mean it's rice balls,

595
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:14,960
it's chopped dep steak, and it's fruit. Okay, so we're

596
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,440
you know, we're not reinventing the wheel here, but it

597
00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:20,039
did look delicious. Now the.

598
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,279
Speaker 1: Charter gas Eric he's talking. I want to say, this

599
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,759
is the problem with mister life coach people. And I've

600
00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:30,440
been around a couple of these idiots. They never turn

601
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,160
it off. It's always on. They always feel like they're

602
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:36,880
spewing out like life advice that I'm going to take

603
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,599
in and it's gonna help me. It's like I thought,

604
00:29:38,599 --> 00:29:39,799
it's like we're at a barbecue.

605
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: I thought that people paid you for this. I haven't

606
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:47,000
paid you for this. That's my consent. I agree, in

607
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,839
some fucking stupor of darkness to pay you for these words.

608
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: Live one day, you know, every day like it's your last,

609
00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:54,720
you know.

610
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 2: And awaken the leader inside of you. Wow, the world

611
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,920
doesn't have enough lead.

612
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,759
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about that. Thanks. So we get to

613
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:10,000
Harry's injury, so gross him screaming. It's one of those

614
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:11,400
things like you couldn't act that.

615
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:17,039
Speaker 2: No, No, that was very real pain and very real horror.

616
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,599
I know soldiers seem much worse. I've heard tale of

617
00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:26,559
men trying to resuscitate people and perform CPR but they

618
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,880
don't have a chest, you know, like that. It's really tough.

619
00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:34,559
It's like they're doing CPR on the invisible man, you know, yeah, well,

620
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,319
the or they're doing CPR on an empty you know,

621
00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:40,759
cavern of gore and dirt, you know what I mean.

622
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,400
You can't resuscitate that. God isn't that awful?

623
00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:49,119
Speaker 1: War is awful, you know what else?

624
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: It is a racket. So the Brazilian is amazing in

625
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,839
this moment. She's so, this is the kind of energy

626
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,480
you need during a crisis. She's like, don't look at it,

627
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:06,960
calm down, it's fine. Did better than me. I would

628
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,640
have screamed. I was screamed and cried. So good job

629
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:11,880
for her.

630
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a prediction. I think Marina is on

631
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:16,519
another season's She's great.

632
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,319
Speaker 2: So we get to treating Harry's injury. His fingernail is

633
00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:21,319
ripped off, he can't get it wet at all, and

634
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:25,720
he might have fractured his fingle. Get a ross and

635
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,279
we've talked about it before. The thumb is really the

636
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,680
thing that makes us human. I've said it and I'll

637
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,640
say it again. I'm not really scared of anything without

638
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,839
a thumb. So we get to dinner.

639
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:42,559
Speaker 1: Gratitude is the attitude, thanks for making me good looking, God? Amen?

640
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,400
Well first that was that was the prayer.

641
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: It's it's so it. It exemplified so much humility when

642
00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:59,279
you thank God for your good looks.

643
00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: Amen.

644
00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: Man. It really it really does demonstrate a wholeness, you know.

645
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:13,039
But before we get to that, we have to talk

646
00:32:13,079 --> 00:32:16,160
about an amazing company. Oh yeah, No, we're gonna get

647
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,599
to them in a second. Because it would seem as

648
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,559
though dick Bag might have been a little little loopy

649
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,960
when he was making that octopus.

650
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: Oh would you say he was probably taking a little

651
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,519
a little CBD or something.

652
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:36,119
Speaker 2: Maybe a little CBD, maybe a little thc Oh, I mean,

653
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:38,319
is this loomy?

654
00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:39,359
Speaker 1: This is loomy.

655
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:40,559
Speaker 2: This is looby.

656
00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: I love Louby. I'm gonna take a Loomy right now.

657
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: Look at pat He's gonna take a Loomy right now.

658
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:52,000
That's how much he he loves this part. This guy

659
00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:56,720
never takes edibles. Okay, and Patty This is the first,

660
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,240
the first ones I've ever seen him in. Jess. You know,

661
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,519
it's pretty crazy stuff. He usually goes, I don't like

662
00:33:01,599 --> 00:33:04,920
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663
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664
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,519
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667
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668
00:33:20,839 --> 00:33:24,359
Speaker 1: This strain smells like my Grammy sugar cookies. Wow.

669
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. What flavor is that? I can't

670
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,559
read it because I don't have eyesight, but okay, wow,

671
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,599
I really wish that you could read it because the

672
00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:39,200
flavors are it could be plumberry runts.

673
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.

674
00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:45,880
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Loomygummies dot com code bad TV. Okay, so he is

681
00:34:10,039 --> 00:34:13,480
high on something and the suv bag splits open, water

682
00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:18,079
pours in over boils the octopus, and Serena is so

683
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,400
cool cool about it. Okay, because the curry that she

684
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,639
makes with the plantains was intended to be the vessel

685
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,320
for Puss. But Anthony, star boy, Anthony fucked the entire Now,

686
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,719
if the roles were reversed and Serena did that, he

687
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,000
would have thrown a fucking pot across.

688
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: The room if he was the chef. Did he do

689
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,039
it intentionally?

690
00:34:41,599 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: No? No, He's just an idiot.

691
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:43,639
Speaker 1: Okay.

692
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,159
Speaker 2: So I gotta say, starting out at dinner with chicken

693
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,199
broth chicken soup is a little thing.

694
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 1: Serena's got tough skin. She listens to this show. I

695
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,199
think she can take it. I think I'm losing my

696
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:00,280
ability to talk.

697
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,199
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll say this. If I was out

698
00:35:03,199 --> 00:35:05,199
of young so he put chicken noodle soup in front

699
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,960
of me, I'd flip the tumble over. I don't care

700
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,719
if it was bolted down, I would flip.

701
00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: It over Teresai Juday style.

702
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:16,639
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, But they really really love it and listen,

703
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,920
a well done chicken soup is one of the most wholesome,

704
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,239
delicious things you can possibly eat. Jason asks if her

705
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,840
and Anthony got any rest, and we have another dust

706
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,199
up here. She says no, and that she told Anthony

707
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,400
that they could balance things better, to which he hasn't.

708
00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:38,239
He has these Travis Bickle kind of like calm freakouts,

709
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,360
you know what I mean, and tells her that he's

710
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:49,199
not complaining and that everything falls on him. And we

711
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:56,280
know that you're not complaining. You're not complaining, you're burning out.

712
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,840
The reason why we build in breaks for you. You

713
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,360
can't go out and binge, drink and throw up and

714
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,800
wake up at noon the next day. Okay. This is

715
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,000
in the restaurant industry. You're on a boat cooking all

716
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,320
day for people. Okay, So if you don't get any rest,

717
00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:14,079
you're going to make mistakes like you did today, which

718
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:16,840
is like day three of the charter. Okay. So she

719
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,719
is experienced in this world.

720
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: You are not.

721
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:21,679
Speaker 2: That's why she's saying that they can balance the rest

722
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,679
a little bit better, because she knows that you're gonna

723
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,119
fuck up.

724
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,519
Speaker 1: God, this kid, Can I do a couple other meanwhiles.

725
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

726
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,639
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Weanne tells Marina that she's going diving in the

727
00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:34,079
morning with the charter guests, and she pretty much has

728
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,920
an orgasm and he does not check with her boss,

729
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:41,960
and it's crazy like that seems like that's overstepping boundaries.

730
00:36:42,039 --> 00:36:45,360
And Lara isn't pleased with this move and she shouldn't be.

731
00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:46,480
I side with her.

732
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 2: I think that you should have stepped up a little

733
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,480
bit more, and really you ripped his guts open. But

734
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,119
the last dish is traditional Island curry with plantains instead

735
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:57,119
of octopus. We've got a lot of brothy things going on.

736
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,000
You know, I love Serena, but we've got a lot

737
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:01,000
of bowls and a lot of liquid. So I'm gonna

738
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,079
give this zero pots.

739
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: Wow. That's not high score.

740
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it zero pot wow.

741
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's gonna hurt.

742
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh okay. So at the end of the dinner,

743
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,000
Big Guy says that he stops eating when he gets sick.

744
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think.

745
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: When he gets sick, and I think that that's pretty

746
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,320
much scientifically incorrect. But I don't know, Maybe one of

747
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,320
these barefoot gurus could prove me wrong.

748
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: The next morning, this idiot says he thinks he's going

749
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,159
to fast for the rest of the day.

750
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: Can you imagine going on vacation on a yacht and saying,

751
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,760
I'm going to fast for the day.

752
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: Power move. It's like showing up to an orgy and going.

753
00:37:40,639 --> 00:37:48,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting comparison. You got to turn it off at

754
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,480
some point. That's how you know it's a real character

755
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,400
and a persona, right when people just get completely fucking

756
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,519
lost in it, like, okay again, no one's paying you

757
00:37:56,639 --> 00:38:00,159
for your wisdom here, enjoy yourself. Yeah, that's kind the

758
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:01,119
end of the episode, It.

759
00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:04,679
Speaker 1: Kind of is, except Harry heads of the hospital and

760
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,480
poor Harry.

761
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really hope he's Could you imagine losing Harry, No,

762
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,599
that would be awful.

763
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,559
Speaker 1: Dying because of a broken thumb, I know, imagine splaining

764
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:19,239
that to your mother or the obituary. I did het

765
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,639
fucking die, because we all want to know how someone dies,

766
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:23,440
you know, at that age they never tell you in

767
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,840
the obituary. Sometimes they do.

768
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,119
Speaker 2: Well, if they don't, it was likely suicide and they're

769
00:38:28,159 --> 00:38:31,239
trying to be respectful to the family.

770
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,679
Speaker 1: Or drug overdose. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

771
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: Well.

772
00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: The next morning, the charter guests. Uh, they're they're sitting

773
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,760
at the breakfast table and there's crickets in the galley.

774
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,159
And that's when Anthony shares with Serena that he's leaving,

775
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,079
and he truly enjoys telling her that.

776
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,559
Speaker 2: But I'll give her a couple more charters.

777
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,119
Speaker 1: But I'll give you a couple more. And he loves

778
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:53,760
that because that's a that's a power move, that's i'll give.

779
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: You my time. Yeah.

780
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she seems more upset than I think she

781
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:01,920
should be or would be, but she goes straight.

782
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,679
Speaker 2: Up to Captain Jason hot Ass comes downstairs, and he

783
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,400
really sets the galley on fire.

784
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: I think he says, you get the fuck out here.

785
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get the fuck out of here. Now.

786
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,199
I gotta say, this kid's gonna be successful. He's you know,

787
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:13,599
he's what.

788
00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: Did you think of his passion for food and his

789
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,280
worldly flavors, Dylan when you saw him?

790
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,119
Speaker 2: I mean, the kid can cook, but he's so inexperienced

791
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,639
that he needs to be. He can't take it all on.

792
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,280
He can compress watermelon if he's got a little picnic

793
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,559
to do, but he's not ready to cook for wisdom

794
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,239
gurus and their friends for twenty four hours straight. It's

795
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,360
not gonna happen. Know your place, good luck with the

796
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,119
rest of your life. So again, in the comments, let

797
00:39:44,199 --> 00:39:45,559
us know what you thought about the episode. We love

798
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:47,880
you guys very much. Welcome to bad TV, a new era.

799
00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:50,440
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye later.

800
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Speaker 1: Dues it.

801
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,119
Speaker 2: Expect at

802
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Speaker 1: Distant distant

