Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so a couple of things we glossed over. Dylan.
We did get a brief sea rat history from we Anne.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Apparently he came from a warm, caring, loving family and
his parents have been married for about forty years now,
which begs the question, how are you here? So we're
waiting for this. There's still plenty of show left to go,
but I'm sure there's something beneath the surface. M h
and then another meanwhile here that's like a it's a
Meg Ryan and Harrison Ford.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's just.
Speaker 1: Move on, no, Michelle Pfeiffer.
Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeiffer with lies beneath.
Speaker 1: I saw that in the movie There Ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pretty good. I gotta watch that. Hi, Loan,
Welcome to bad TV. You know, we usually say another
below Deck podcast, and it is still that. It's just
on a new feed, and uh, you haven't moved, so
that's great. We've just rebranded the channel. It's bad TV.
Below Deck is bad TV, and that's what we're here
to talk about. I'm Dylan, that's Pat and.
Speaker 1: You're still Barnacles permissioned a couple of boards. Oh yeah,
oh absolutely, and you can still hang out in the
another below Deck Facebook page. Why not mix it up
there and touch that. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, but I
want to I'm happy to report, Dylan, it appears that
thousands and thousands of Barnacles have have followed the directions
in are now safely in bad TV.
Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing. Hey, yeah, and that makes me feel
really really happy. I know it was a tough migration, Like,
you did it. You did it, you really really did it.
So enough with the pageantry. I mean, let's get into below.
Speaker 1: We're going to but now this is what you're going
to enjoy. You don't need to go any other places.
You're gonna have below Deck here every week. In a
couple of weeks, you're gonna have a second polow Deck
episode where I think we're gonna recap season two of
Captain Lee's We're Like to.
Speaker 2: Be Now that's what I think's here.
Speaker 1: Everything's here, including the super Bowl. Yeah, and you're gonna
have this season season eight of Love Is Blind in
this feed, along with Beverly Hills Housewives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you want, Traders got a patreonation of
the podcast network because that is our favorite show. Mm hmm,
it's our best show.
Speaker 1: It really is. I never get bored watching it, and
I never get bored talking about it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we're really passionate about that property. Allen
coming is. I mean, he's just a godsend.
Speaker 1: Love is blind. On the other hand, I'm emostly invested.
But we've got to get out of those pods.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it on this feed in a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone needs to be held accountable for that. I'm
not gonna say anybody needs to be killed or put
in jail, but something.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it. We need to talk to a
producer at some point. What do you guys, do you
think I give a fucking shit about these pod rats
talking about abortion? Are you fucking kidding me? What do
you think this is an underground communist meeting. No, it's
a bunch of fucking dumb ass reality TV people talking
about the nuances of abortion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I understand those conversations need to be
had when two people are gonna get engaged. I totally
understand it. What I don't understand is why do why
I need to watch it?
Speaker 2: I don't need to watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this because I am My.
Speaker 2: Mind didn't change. There was nothing opened or relevatory.
Speaker 1: We got talking about below deck. But here's here's what
they can leave on the cutting room for next season.
Love is blind. Conversations that go like this. You know,
the two people are talking.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna be the girl.
Speaker 1: Okay. Wow, I can't believe we're doing this. I know
it's crazy. I know it's crazy. Can you imagine that
we're doing this though? Isn't it nuts?
Speaker 2: It is nuts? I feel say I do too.
Speaker 1: But we like we could like get married, like in
like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Hey, did you get that stack
of would you rather? Cards? That I put next to you?
It's like, oh my god, why is it that's talking about?
Speaker 1: That? Said, I am emotionally invested. I feel like I've
been at one of those camps where they try and
brainwash me. Somehow they've gotten me.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about scientology camp?
Speaker 1: Maybe one of those cults. I've watched enough of these
people talk. I need to see where it goes. But
I'm ready to talk about blowdeck. Oh, another piece of housekeeping.
Perhaps this is a moot point at this uh stage
of the game. Family members or friends thereof of a
certain cast member of a sea rat. Stay out of
my goddamn DMS and our message board. I don't care.
I don't care. Your dumb family member or friend, whoever
he is, sign up for this show. Therefore he's he's
opened himself to mockery.
Speaker 2: It's tough tittles, and that's what we do. It doesn't
have a negative energy signature. Yeah, are we good people? Yeah?
But I mean, if you're going to be a dickbag
on TV, we're gonna talk about how you're a dickbag
on TV. That's all we can do. Let's get into
blow deck. I give this episode all so many pots.
One thing though, I can't do nasty thumbnails stuff.
Speaker 1: I got queasy.
Speaker 2: I had so gross.
Speaker 1: I do not like blood. I'm a whimp that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every second that they cut to that, I was like,
they should have put one of those things like that.
This episode disgusting. It was gross. What if I was
eating I would have been pissed. Two pots for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just out alone knocked it down ninety eight pots
for me.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big deduction.
Speaker 2: It's a massive deduction.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm loving this.
Speaker 2: Harry. I love Harry.
Speaker 1: You know he was he was having the best day
of his life before that happened. I know, remember, I
don't know, Curb, you're really humble you Oh definitely. And
as what's his face said to uh Will Smith when
he punched Chris Rock in front of the entire planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Devil comes you your highest moment.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: That was Denzel Washington that said that to him. Yeah,
he said that to him, and Bradley Cooper was right
there with him. Oh wow, that's.
Speaker 1: A great story. Well, anyway, Harry, he was having the
best day of his life. He just kissed the most
beautiful girl he's ever kissed at his life. He got
a new roomy who he can probably work into giving
him that lead deckcand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The world was his oyster, right and but uh, I
don't know how it happened, but somehow the water and
the weight of that skiff crushed his goddamn fucking thumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, poor bastards.
Speaker 1: Two pots. Okay, I really like Harry this season. Harry.
I like you a lot. You're a star. Ah, he's
getting the drama going.
Speaker 2: He's a star like Barbara Streisence.
Speaker 1: That's right. Oh wow, he's back channeling stuff. He's going
for it. Making out with girls, making moves. He's like, quietly,
like the center of the through line of my emotional
caring for the show right now. Yeah, I want to
see him hook up with her. Yeah, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2: I also it's pretty much like Barbara streisand a.
Speaker 1: Star is Bored, Serena and Anthony. He kill mess something girl?
Can you believe he thought he was a singer for
ten seconds? Are you happy this model?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: That knucklehead would have sung that if you said, hey, Bradley,
we have a bonfire in the woods in Riverside. Can
you come before that? He should eat more. I hate
that song, I really do.
Speaker 2: I was so excited about that movie, and that movie was.
Speaker 1: Just awful, awful, awful. It's been made three times.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that I saw you singing the what
she sing at that bar? Love rolls, So you sang
in love lyad Rose. I think you store. You will
set outside this grocery store for a little bit, fall
in love. I will pit smile sale on your biggest nut.
Then I won't hang my self in my garage. Okay,
It's like, Wow, that's pretty much the whole movie and scene. Wow,
I really fell into something. He did you lose me
for a second?
Speaker 1: I think so. You did a better Southern accent than
he did. How many pots?
Speaker 2: Was even Southern? Ors? Was he from? Like Pittsburgh? Who
knows the works?
Speaker 1: I love the drama in the kitchen. That tension is wonderful.
I'm going to miss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yah, yeah, I think. Let me quickly give your
pots forty two. Let me quickly say this about Anthony.
Anthony is a dick bag and seeing no, no, no,
there's more. Anthony is a dick bag. Okay, but he's
a young man and he is he's used to being.
He's destined for kitchens, right. Kitchens are high intensity, high
stress environments where there really isn't that much conflict resolution
because you just have to keep going and you settle
all the stress and you calm it all down by
boozing and doing drugs and banging strangers. Now, no, you're
co workers, right, you're co workers and strangers? Then you wait,
definitely co workers.
Speaker 1: Though I worked at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: You wake up at god knows you know, ten eleven, twelve.
Speaker 1: I don't open as until four or five.
Speaker 2: If you rinse and repeat until thirty years down the road,
you have a psychotic break. You're going to therapy and
then you, I don't know, try to become a novelist.
Speaker 1: Well, you're right, yeah, I was gonna say you right about.
Speaker 2: So he is in the very early stages of that. Okay,
he is not cut out for this show, and he
is a dick peg, but I do think that he'll
he'll grow and mature.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I excuse me, let me clean my throat.
I always feel bad for idiots that find their way
on these reality shows in their twenties.
Speaker 2: You're not ready, but you're not ready. Don't show us this.
Don't show us this.
Speaker 1: You'll live forever on the internet.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, man, we pick with our timid
night out. Serena picks up the check, which is a
very good move. Best to get it out of the
way early. And we've talked about this before for those uninitiated,
the way that the Knights Out work is that individual
sea routes will pick up the whole tab. Okay, now,
you don't want to do this when the walls are
closing in about charter five to six, because then the
only thing that can solve that is copious amounts of
tequila right.
Speaker 1: That's the most expensive item on a menu. Yeah, I'll
say now, dyl Meanwhile, I will say it, No, I
said it. Oh meanwhile a zarena. Before she actually paid
that bill, she was smoking alone because she's so troubled
that her and Anthony's working relationship isn't what she hopes
it would be. She had noticed that they're both British,
you know, and she thought they'd be eating crumpets and
drinking at a pub with all those other people with
crooked teeth, and instead he's talking shit about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what Brits are supposed to do.
They're supposed to eat mushy, fucking shit that doesn't taste good,
and they're supposed to fucking be friendly with each other
unless they're Irish, in which case, yeah you heard about
that whole.
Speaker 1: Thing, Ira, Yeah, you hear about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very crazy. So the boys and girls split
and discussed the other sex. Big Red is the hot
commodity and funny enough. She wants Harry, Yeah she does.
She wants the puppy dog. Now listen, when I say
big Red, I'm not trying to evoke like a you know,
like a big fat trailer park Bay. She's like a
stick of chewing the model forgot what I mean? Should
I not call her Big.
Speaker 1: Red when she's tall? She's model asque Okay, it's a
great name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kind of reminds you know, Big Red. It's like,
uh yeah, I think it's a perfect name. So we
head back. We no, we don't head back.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, we head back in the vance, and then
we get some c rat history from we end.
Speaker 2: Well, first we don't we kiss.
Speaker 1: I don't have that, but I believe that's how it
ended the last episode.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, absolutely.
Speaker 1: That's right. What am I sorry? I'm an idiot. We
head to a club.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot, forgive me. In the cars, Weihen and Harry,
well really just Wien professes his love for Big Red,
and Harry, being this subordinate, says, fuck it, fuck the patriarchy.
You know. I think that's saying fuck the patriarchy, you
know what I mean? And he goes and he kisses
Big Red. Now, this is a very dangerous move for
a young ling because bozons of your have not handled
this as well as we and.
Speaker 1: Deh there's a pirate power dynamic there. Yeah, yeah, you
can't kiss any girl unless I tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, god knows what Gary would do. Gary
would try to sabotage it instantaneously and then treat him
like shit.
Speaker 1: Well we saw what Gary would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so a couple of things we glossed over. Dylan. We
did get a brief sea rat history from we Anne.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Apparently he came from a warm, caring, loving family and
his parents have been married for about forty years now,
which begs the question, how are you here? So we're
waiting for this. There's still plenty of show left to go,
but I'm sure there's something beneath the surface.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And then another meanwhile here.
Speaker 2: That's like a it's a Meg Ryan and Harrison Ford. Uh,
let's just move on.
Speaker 1: No, Michelle Pfeiffer, Michelle Pfeiffer, what lies beneath? I saw
that in the movie thea Ghost. Yeah it is. Fuck yeah,
it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Another one is Kevin Bacon Stir of
Echo's kind of the same plot.
Speaker 2: Stir of Echos Huh very good.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, don watch this weekend?
Speaker 2: What Shutter Island?
Speaker 1: I hate that movie.
Speaker 2: That's such a great movie.
Speaker 1: You know what I watched this weekend?
Speaker 2: A no? Oh did you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm starting to knock out some of those pictures falls
apart in the end, isn't it? It goes nowhere? It
goes nowhere, it goes most Does anyone know how to
write a goddamn script anymore? In town?
Speaker 2: Crazy to me? Keep it up? All the fucking and
tits are cool in the beginning and stuff, and like
you believe, like, oh they have an interesting love right,
and then it just goes nowhere. I love those Armenian
fellas though, so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh they were great. They were Russian.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we head back.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, Meanwhile, we got Captain Jason. We cut
to him, like we have to always go to the captains.
What are they doing while the sea rats are out party?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well he's walking around in a ridiculous robe that he
was wearing there. Yeah, the seventies called they want their
creepy robe back, and it begs the question do you
also have mirrors on your ceiling? Also another crab.
Speaker 2: Who wants to look at that?
Speaker 1: A lot of people from the seventies, all.
Speaker 2: Right, So we had bet I bet you know who
I bet had mirrors the ceilings. Well, Bill and Hilldog.
Speaker 1: Our former president, you think so.
Speaker 2: Former president, former secretary of state. I bet they banged
away underneath it panel of mirrors, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Wow? And then they die in there post orgasms, they
be like, who should we kill next?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh no disagree? Come on Bill, Yeah,
come on Bill, much love to the Clinton's way to go, Chelsea.
I mean, my gosh, she's doing such big things.
Speaker 1: Uh so, yeah, this is at the club before we
head back. Yes, this is where Harry. I think he
kind of pushed that kiss on her. Don't get me wrong.
She didn't push away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't push away, but I think she really.
Speaker 1: Likes Good job Harry.
Speaker 2: All right, so we yes, good job Harry.
Speaker 1: Before Harry lays in that kiss though, This is what
I was talking about when I was talking about my
thoughts and odds. Harry does a little back channel with Lara.
Oh yeah, you know he's a busy little beaver that
he said.
Speaker 2: Listen, this is his second season. He may not be Boston,
but he is in his second season. Yes, he's learned
a lot from the he's the most experienced, you know,
Sea rat When it comes to reality TV outside of Serena.
But Serena's trapped in the kitchen, you know, so we
had back throw some titty cups on the ceiling and
get ready for a new day. This show is so
much fun right now, right the boys are shitting up
the bunk. I mean, it's just there's a lot of
it feels like below Deck. It's you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I understand why, and Glenn, much respect to you, but
I understand why they probably contemplated shelving your season. Your
season is something that hurts the brand. It is. You
watch it and people go, I don't like Below Deck anymore,
and so they don't watch the other good season. It's like,
I'm gonna give some advice to production because you guys,
listen to me, you DM me. That was a big mistake.
That was a horrible season. Don't do that anymore. Okay,
it was really bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Jesuays. So we get some awkward recaps
of the night previous with Harry and big Rid and
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did you I mentioned that Marina is a little smitten
with the Wei Man.
Speaker 2: The wee Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lost that wee Ann is the wee Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we On attempts to drive a wedge a
little in between Big Red and Harry, but it's not working.
And credit to Weihan the we Man. You know, he says,
I'm gonna go elsewhere.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what you should do.
Speaker 2: That's what you should Dony of girls on the boat.
That's what William Wallace would do. That's right, that's what
William wall is.
Speaker 1: That the guy got all his appendages ripped off?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so sorry, what getting all your appendages ripped off?
Speaker 1: That's brutal?
Speaker 2: How much I mean I can't even man, how much
would you need to be paid to be drawn? And quartered?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: There's no mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I gonna do.
Speaker 1: With the rest of my life?
Speaker 2: You'll be dead for sure. You can't really survive that
William Wallace did though in our hearts. Yes, yeah, I
guess that's the that's the price, Like, well, what do
you pay for a legacy? You know what I mean? Oh?
Speaker 1: My arm?
Speaker 2: Oh? Actually stopping fucking hurts so badly, like I had
no idea take it off? Fine, we give up? Yeah
all right, So Jason's getting into the tea a bit
Serena tells the j Man about Big Red and about
uh Anthony being a dick back.
Speaker 1: I like his advice. Here, you are the boss. I
got your back, and he kind of you know, they
have a rapport, so he knows that he can trust her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well Harry moves in with Wighan and he's
got a pap in his step. But you know what
you talked about, I mean the hins and loves of
being a sea rat being a human being.
Speaker 1: Now, Dylan, you're the curb your enthusiasm expert. I've only
seen like maybe five episodes total, but one that I
saw I really love, which is an episode where Larry's
filming a movie with Martin Scorsese doing a great job.
He comes back to California.
Speaker 2: He tells Marty he needs more money. That's I need
more And he finds out a prop money not yeah,
he's giving him notes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he finds out that his mother died, and
when he asks his stepdad, why didn't you call me,
he says, well, she said don't bother Larry. And then
Larry doesn't feel too bad about his mother dying. And
what he finds out is that because his mother's dead.
It gives him a free pass to avoid all the
stuff that he hates, which is living life.
Speaker 2: That is such a bizarre episode for you to have
just stumbled upon.
Speaker 1: Oh I loved it because, like the clouds part, it's
kind of like I'm using this as analogy for Harry
before his thumb got ripped. The fuck off is if
you remember, there's little things like there's suddenly a parking
spot that opens up for Larry. People that wanted him
to show up to some business thing. They say, Larry,
don't worry about it. Your mother died. You don't need
to come. And he realizes how beautiful this actually ended up.
It was a great day. And then I think it
goes south in the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it always does a B and C storylines.
I'll converge into one kind of anarchistic moment for Larry.
But if you examined the genius of that for one moment,
this man wrote an episode of television where and he
was gleeful and made all the use he possibly could
out of his mother's death. That's right, yep, amazing stuff.
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Speaker 1: All right, maybe we should talk about below deck a
little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: All right, Gill, this is the best part of the episode.
This is a Marina and breathe. They discuss Harry and
then we get some confusion and see rat history from Brie. Yeah,
she was swept off her feet and treated like a
queen at some point.
Speaker 2: My god, you see that guy and she wants dime
that guy.
Speaker 1: And she was engaged and then for some reason she
decided she'd rather clean toilets on a boat.
Speaker 2: It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: I guess she wanted more adventure.
Speaker 2: Well, she wanted more out of life.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, do you mind cleaning the ron off the floor?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Adventure?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, she she had everything right. And it's a
little bit like the story of Sidhartha. You know, you're
in this gilded place, right, and you really don't know
how beautiful life is until you unpack a stranger's anal beads.
That's when the kaleidoscope really starts to fracture and you
can see how beautiful things are.
Speaker 1: It's an adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she didn't want to be confined to Jersey
farmhouse housewife, and we get to she.
Speaker 1: Grabs a lot on what that life would have bet.
I mean, I didn't know what sounds beautiful to me? Well,
you know, not everybody wants that. They want more travel
and excitement. But who knows. You could have gotten married,
you crazy, two kids, and traveled the world and then
finally come around to wanting to have that white picket
fence lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Gosh, get me on a farm in New Jersey yesterday,
you know what I mean? Get me out of here.
You know I was driving today and a homeless man
stepped into the middle of the lane with his shopping car.
He just wouldn't move. I mean, these they've evolved, did
not see cars.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy where they do see the cars coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they've seen so many cars come at them,
real and fake that they're really not sure which one
is real or fake. And we got to get to
the preference sheep. Yeah, yeah, let's yell it. The let's
not yell at the performance brand and enhancement coach will
be on board.
Speaker 1: These are.
Speaker 2: The kind of guys that tell men that women are
the reason they're po and then charge them like a
thousand dollars to cry in a ramotic conference room. You
know there's they're essentially scam artists. Yeah, Instagram has allowed
so many people with six packs to scam people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He At some point, this particular life coach Eric Rock,
he says that life coaching is for free on the beach.
He says he loves living a rare life and that's
what he seeks out. Rare life. Okay, I think that's
him bragging that he gets paid for fancy vacations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is, and he'll wind up and I
think a federal prison soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so things are going well with all the departments.
We're gonna have diving, little switch and interior, and then
we get to provisions. Now Serena takes a bit of
a load off and dick bag. He is not happy
about it. Now. I know that the family members get
a little bit pissed off. You know, he's got a love,
a lot of love in his life, but you know,
he's this is the this is the issue at hand
right now. He's demanding more work from Serena. So he
wasn't he wasn't.
Speaker 1: Say she fell sideline cleaning dishes exactly.
Speaker 2: So then he complains that he doesn't have enough work
to do, and then it complains about having too much
work to do, and he's confused why the work that
he was formerly doing hasn't been magically supplemented by Serena herself.
The man is kind of he's he's entitled in the
sense that he kind of wills this dynamic where he's
the head chef and she's the sioux chef, and he's
just like getting pissed off that it's not happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's mad that he has to breathe
as well. And that's God's that's God's fault. What a
fucking complainer. If he didn't quit on this job to
go do another job, they'd have to fire his ass.
This doesn't make sense. Yeah, a lunatic.
Speaker 2: I think having a woman be his boss might be
a little bit, a little bit of a factor as well.
So the guests arrive permission to come aboard, they watch
or they listen to the show, obviously, because we're really
the only people that say that that's right.
Speaker 1: I thought that as well.
Speaker 2: So Serena and Big dick Bag fight over compressed watermelon,
and then we head out, but not before the balcony
gets closed.
Speaker 1: What a nice little feature on that boat?
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 1: Is this the first time we've seen that.
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like that on this show.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Just a little deck that opens up and you can
dangle your little feet off of and look out on
the what's this boat? Is incredible?
Speaker 1: Dyll one thing that we glossed over before we move on.
At some point, Anthony, after he gives Zarena the riot act,
he calls his buddy and he complains that he's working
in a dirty galley with dirty food. And then that's
when he texts who where the hiring person is for
another job?
Speaker 2: You know what, you got to respect that move, like
rather than wallowing in it. He's like, I genuinely this
is not good enough for me, and I'm getting out.
And you know a lot of people don't grab life
by the reins like that. He's very type A and
he's a dick back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gonna be miserable somewhere else.
Speaker 2: So tons of meanwhiles, we get some temperature chirons Serena's
cooking crew dinner because Anthony is a child who needs
to be I mean, we're going a little too hard
on him. And then we head to the beach for
a little beach picnic. Anthony says, canopy so many times
I lost count. I was trying to count, and then
serves saffron risotta balls, beef tartar, and compressed watermelon, and
he says that all of the ingredients and dishes have
come together to demonstrate his worldly thoughtfulness and cuisine as
opposed to to Rena's basic food with the flower.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the direct quote is modern with worldly flavors,
cooked with thought and passion. Congratulations, you can too, come
in third place. On chopped because that's the stupid things
that they say in the prepac.
Speaker 2: And also this is chopped food. I mean it's rice balls,
it's chopped dep steak, and it's fruit. Okay, so we're
you know, we're not reinventing the wheel here, but it
did look delicious. Now the.
Speaker 1: Charter gas Eric he's talking. I want to say, this
is the problem with mister life coach people. And I've
been around a couple of these idiots. They never turn
it off. It's always on. They always feel like they're
spewing out like life advice that I'm going to take
in and it's gonna help me. It's like I thought,
it's like we're at a barbecue.
Speaker 2: I thought that people paid you for this. I haven't
paid you for this. That's my consent. I agree, in
some fucking stupor of darkness to pay you for these words.
Speaker 1: Live one day, you know, every day like it's your last,
you know.
Speaker 2: And awaken the leader inside of you. Wow, the world
doesn't have enough lead.
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about that. Thanks. So we get to
Harry's injury, so gross him screaming. It's one of those
things like you couldn't act that.
Speaker 2: No, No, that was very real pain and very real horror.
I know soldiers seem much worse. I've heard tale of
men trying to resuscitate people and perform CPR but they
don't have a chest, you know, like that. It's really tough.
It's like they're doing CPR on the invisible man, you know, yeah, well,
the or they're doing CPR on an empty you know,
cavern of gore and dirt, you know what I mean.
You can't resuscitate that. God isn't that awful?
Speaker 1: War is awful, you know what else?
Speaker 2: It is a racket. So the Brazilian is amazing in
this moment. She's so, this is the kind of energy
you need during a crisis. She's like, don't look at it,
calm down, it's fine. Did better than me. I would
have screamed. I was screamed and cried. So good job
for her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a prediction. I think Marina is on
another season's She's great.
Speaker 2: So we get to treating Harry's injury. His fingernail is
ripped off, he can't get it wet at all, and
he might have fractured his fingle. Get a ross and
we've talked about it before. The thumb is really the
thing that makes us human. I've said it and I'll
say it again. I'm not really scared of anything without
a thumb. So we get to dinner.
Speaker 1: Gratitude is the attitude, thanks for making me good looking, God? Amen?
Well first that was that was the prayer.
Speaker 2: It's it's so it. It exemplified so much humility when
you thank God for your good looks.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 2: Man. It really it really does demonstrate a wholeness, you know.
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when he was making that octopus.
Speaker 1: Oh would you say he was probably taking a little
a little CBD or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little CBD, maybe a little thc Oh, I mean,
is this loomy?
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Speaker 2: Look at pat He's gonna take a Loomy right now.
That's how much he he loves this part. This guy
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high on something and the suv bag splits open, water
pours in over boils the octopus, and Serena is so
cool cool about it. Okay, because the curry that she
makes with the plantains was intended to be the vessel
for Puss. But Anthony, star boy, Anthony fucked the entire Now,
if the roles were reversed and Serena did that, he
would have thrown a fucking pot across.
Speaker 1: The room if he was the chef. Did he do
it intentionally?
Speaker 2: No? No, He's just an idiot.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I gotta say, starting out at dinner with chicken
broth chicken soup is a little thing.
Speaker 1: Serena's got tough skin. She listens to this show. I
think she can take it. I think I'm losing my
ability to talk.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll say this. If I was out
of young so he put chicken noodle soup in front
of me, I'd flip the tumble over. I don't care
if it was bolted down, I would flip.
Speaker 1: It over Teresai Juday style.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, But they really really love it and listen,
a well done chicken soup is one of the most wholesome,
delicious things you can possibly eat. Jason asks if her
and Anthony got any rest, and we have another dust
up here. She says no, and that she told Anthony
that they could balance things better, to which he hasn't.
He has these Travis Bickle kind of like calm freakouts,
you know what I mean, and tells her that he's
not complaining and that everything falls on him. And we
know that you're not complaining. You're not complaining, you're burning out.
The reason why we build in breaks for you. You
can't go out and binge, drink and throw up and
wake up at noon the next day. Okay. This is
in the restaurant industry. You're on a boat cooking all
day for people. Okay, So if you don't get any rest,
you're going to make mistakes like you did today, which
is like day three of the charter. Okay. So she
is experienced in this world.
Speaker 1: You are not.
Speaker 2: That's why she's saying that they can balance the rest
a little bit better, because she knows that you're gonna
fuck up.
Speaker 1: God, this kid, Can I do a couple other meanwhiles.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Weanne tells Marina that she's going diving in the
morning with the charter guests, and she pretty much has
an orgasm and he does not check with her boss,
and it's crazy like that seems like that's overstepping boundaries.
And Lara isn't pleased with this move and she shouldn't be.
I side with her.
Speaker 2: I think that you should have stepped up a little
bit more, and really you ripped his guts open. But
the last dish is traditional Island curry with plantains instead
of octopus. We've got a lot of brothy things going on.
You know, I love Serena, but we've got a lot
of bowls and a lot of liquid. So I'm gonna
give this zero pots.
Speaker 1: Wow. That's not high score.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it zero pot wow.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh okay. So at the end of the dinner,
Big Guy says that he stops eating when he gets sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think.
Speaker 2: When he gets sick, and I think that that's pretty
much scientifically incorrect. But I don't know, Maybe one of
these barefoot gurus could prove me wrong.
Speaker 1: The next morning, this idiot says he thinks he's going
to fast for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine going on vacation on a yacht and saying,
I'm going to fast for the day.
Speaker 1: Power move. It's like showing up to an orgy and going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting comparison. You got to turn it off at
some point. That's how you know it's a real character
and a persona, right when people just get completely fucking
lost in it, like, okay again, no one's paying you
for your wisdom here, enjoy yourself. Yeah, that's kind the
end of the episode, It.
Speaker 1: Kind of is, except Harry heads of the hospital and
poor Harry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really hope he's Could you imagine losing Harry, No,
that would be awful.
Speaker 1: Dying because of a broken thumb, I know, imagine splaining
that to your mother or the obituary. I did het
fucking die, because we all want to know how someone dies,
you know, at that age they never tell you in
the obituary. Sometimes they do.
Speaker 2: Well, if they don't, it was likely suicide and they're
trying to be respectful to the family.
Speaker 1: Or drug overdose. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: The next morning, the charter guests. Uh, they're they're sitting
at the breakfast table and there's crickets in the galley.
And that's when Anthony shares with Serena that he's leaving,
and he truly enjoys telling her that.
Speaker 2: But I'll give her a couple more charters.
Speaker 1: But I'll give you a couple more. And he loves
that because that's a that's a power move, that's i'll give.
Speaker 2: You my time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she seems more upset than I think she
should be or would be, but she goes straight.
Speaker 2: Up to Captain Jason hot Ass comes downstairs, and he
really sets the galley on fire.
Speaker 1: I think he says, you get the fuck out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get the fuck out of here. Now.
I gotta say, this kid's gonna be successful. He's you know,
he's what.
Speaker 1: Did you think of his passion for food and his
worldly flavors, Dylan when you saw him?
Speaker 2: I mean, the kid can cook, but he's so inexperienced
that he needs to be. He can't take it all on.
He can compress watermelon if he's got a little picnic
to do, but he's not ready to cook for wisdom
gurus and their friends for twenty four hours straight. It's
not gonna happen. Know your place, good luck with the
rest of your life. So again, in the comments, let
us know what you thought about the episode. We love
you guys very much. Welcome to bad TV, a new era.
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye later.
Speaker 1: Dues it.
Speaker 2: Expect at
Speaker 1: Distant distant