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of a show. Well, let me set the scene for

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you here. Hello, I'm Johnny back with your daily Company news.

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I'm in the basement. There's no power. I'm sitting in

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the spot where I usually record the show, illuminated by

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the lights of my flashlight. Now, the power lines have

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been on the ground for like six days, and about

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twenty minutes ago a power crew from Alabama came to

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reattach the power lines to my house. And I'm in

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New Jersey, so I appreciate these guys coming all the

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way up. So that's the sitch here. But of course

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the power guys are on the lawn, which is making

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the dog's bark, and I'm sitting in the dark. So

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that's the scene today. But luckily I had prepped almost

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all of the show before jomping in here. Let's get

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to at Adam Sandler said yes right away when he

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was asked would he officiate the wedding of Taylor Swift

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and Travis Kelcey. A source tells People Magazine Sandler was

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incredibly on it to be part of such a special day.

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The source ads that Sandler was the perfect person to

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serve as efficient, noting that Sailor has been happily married

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for so many years to his wife Jackie. They just

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celebrated their twenty third anniversary. I mean, yeah, I've been

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happily married for over twenty five years, and I qualified.

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Who knows. Sailor wasn't just trying to find the perfect

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words or make it this big production. He just wanted

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to speak from the heart, pass along a little wisdom

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that he's gained from his own happy marriage. People tells

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us Sandlor kept it low key before the big wedding.

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He was seen stepping out in the New York City

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heat wave hours before the wedding to shoot some hoops.

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As one does. Sandlor headed out in his signature basketball

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shorts and yellow T shirt. You know, Sandlor and I

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could be friends. No, I'm not kidding. I went for

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a run this morning in a yellow T shirt and shorts. Weird,

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told Sandlor. Right after the basketball went out to pick

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up coffee for his family. Back in twenty twenty five,

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Sandlor told Entertainment Tonight, Travis Kelsey's like the guys I

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grew up with when I was with. Travis reminded me

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of my buddies, an eye, just being able to laugh

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and say the things you want to say. Taylor is incredible.

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Taylor so damn nice to my family and has always been.

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the years, and she's ridiculously nice to them and warm.

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Now see, here's our first I could edit this out,

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but here's our first victim of the power outage. Here

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in the two slot, I had some comments from comedian

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the last three years. But I didn't actually paste to

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the script, and now I don't have power to grab

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the article. See if I can get it on my phone,

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I'm sitting in the dark. This is not a bit. Nope,

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now we know what we'll be in tomorrow's show. Moving on,

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John Focus USA today asked a bunch of comedians about

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that guy Louis c K. You know Louis c K.

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He used to be canceled, but now he's got a

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big Netflix special. That's not that good, Margaret Chow posted

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on threads I'm gonna have to clean this up a

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little bit. Louis c K should have just had an

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onlyfan so people could pay to watch him do the

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kind of thing Louie likes to do in front of people,

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instead of subjecting female comment to it. Missed financial opportunity.

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W Camal Bell on his sub stack took a break

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from taking shots at Mega Comedian Apraghatzy Bell wrote, so

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many people at Netflix had a sign off on ck

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getting invited to the festival and getting a new special.

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work the show that he headlines, whether they want it

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or not. So many comedians will be at events and

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parties with Louis c K whether they want to be

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in the room with a known sex pest or not.

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him will have to pretend like they're okay being in

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the same room as him. This is how showbiz works.

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get into showbiz. Comedian Steve Hofstatter said the brief hiatus

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never amounted to real accountability. Steve said comics take time

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off all the time to work on a screenplay, to

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go on vacation. The idea of having to take six

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months off the road was somehow sentence for his behavior

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is ridiculous. There's nothing America loves more than a redemption story.

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other people instead of a woe is me attitude, would

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have been a very different response. I'm gonna point out

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Cable Guy. Steve factually put out an album one time

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called Cure for the Cable Guy. The cover of that

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album is an effigy of someone being hung that is

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dressed similar to the way Larry the Cable Guy does

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it during his act. I know that Larry was quite

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hurt by this and confused by his because he didn't

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know or interact with Steve. And you've heard me say

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a million times on the show Dan Whitney, Larry the

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Cable Guy is an awesome, awesome guy. Not sure why

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Steve chose to call his album that, but that was

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an awkward time, and if you make me pick, I'm

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on team Cable guy in that fight, Rob Shooter has

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a grain of salt. As they say, but Shooter wrote,

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sources tell naughty but nice. Stephen Colbert has largely he

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retreated from public view as the reality of his cancelation

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sinks in. I don't know, but you know, the show's

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only been over for a month. It's summertime. What is

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the guy supposed to do? Like? Can't take a break,

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but Shooter rates friend saint. Colbert is heartbroken, frustrated, and

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struggling to imagine life after spending years at the center

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of late night television. One insider says, this wasn't one

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insider see what I'm saying. This wasn't just a job.

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It was his identity. Stephen poured everything into that show.

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Losing it has hit him hard. Shooters column adds the

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emotional toll was hard to miss when Colbert attended Taylor

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Swift's wedding over the weekend, where guest spot at the

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usually upbea comedian looking unusually subdued. And miserable. How do

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we know this? I thought nobody was talking about this wedding?

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by how little they've heard from him. Another source, again

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no name, says he's always been the one holding everyone

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else together. Now he's the one who needs time. He

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stepped away to figure out what comes next. Yeah. An

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insider reveals writing is what's saving him now. It's giving

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him somewhere to channel everything he's feeling. You may recall

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film for some reason. One source says this isn't retirement,

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it's recovery. Once he's ready, he'll be back. Yeah, no kidding.

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All right, this next segment, I'm gonna call bad ideas

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Bad Idea Number one. Leslie Jones is giving property owners

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That's right, it's Roast My Rentals, starring Leslie Jones. This

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will be out Friday, July twenty fourth, Because you know,

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don't you want to sit home on Friday night and

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watch Leslie Jones Roast Rentals. There's a trailer. Let's listen.

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Speaker 2: Please take me to my vacation villa. Whoa disgusting Millions

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of people check into vacation rentals each year and when

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that great, they can make a trip unforgettable. This is

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blow What in a fresh black plague? Is this?

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we need to call the authority? Snason would love this

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because this is definitely a serial Killers. Then I'm Leslie Jones,

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and as a comedian, I travel a lot and I've

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seen it all the good, the bad, and the what

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were they thinking? Sometimes a property just loses his way,

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the clip I was able to pull. But luckily for us.

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told after Leslie Jones scopes out each property and gives

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owners an honest roast, She then calls on renovation expert

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and help I wreck my house star Jasmine Roth to

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twenty fourth, at ten pm. If you have no life

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now you have something to watch. Bad idea Number two,

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Chelsea Handler is expanding her podcast network. It's the launch

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of the Dear Chelsea Network because Chelsea Handlers at the

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peak of her popularity right now after the Kevin Hart roast.

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her unique ability to create community among her listeners. I

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will be honest with you, I'm finding out as I

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read that sentence that Chelsea even has a podcast. And

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so I can't tell you. The first podcast launching on

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the Deer Chelsea Network will be You're the Problem with Yaminika,

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description that means the show's completely on foot focused and

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never works. Chelsea Handler says, when I started Dear Chelsea,

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conversation and a lot of laughter. And my dog is parking,

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of the funniest people I know. I can't wait for

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people to make her part of their lives the way

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Podlandia ao Rewatch, produced by Will Ferrell's company. That's out

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cult classic TV series, which documented the hipster fat of

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birds as the core unique bicycles and a tense mustache

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care that define the capital of Oregon for an entire generation. Now,

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the reason I don't love this idea is port LANDI

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like the Office. I just think the audience is too

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the portlandier Rewatch podcast is to continue the conversations we

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began when the show first aired, conversations around community, how

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a place shapes and defines us, how much of life

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is mere performance, and how absurdity is often the best

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way to make sense of the world. Revisiting these episodes

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praises the cast crew, in the city itself and have

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new means of connecting with our audience. I barely made

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it through that description, and there's a whole other paragraph.

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I'm in. Carrie made me laugh a lot. Blah blah blah.

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of returning to the American Century Golf Championship every year

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is to catch up with Colin Jost, especially if they

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end up paired together on the golf course. Prior to

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wracking thing we do all year. You can ask any

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I'm a chef, I cook for a living. I'm playing

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against world class athletes all over the place. So it's

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not easy. Hey, good news, we are back. The lights

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are on here in the office. Now it's too bright

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in here. Stop complaining, John, We got to talk about

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Count Binface. The Telegraph asks, could Britain by hurtling towards

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its first prime Binister. There's a comedian, John Harvey. He

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goes by Count Binface. So this is a guy with

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like a garbage can on his head. It looks like

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a Monty Python sketch. Longtime prankster and elect role underdog.

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Count Binface, formerly known as Lord Buckethead, stands for the

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exasperated voter, says the Telegraph. Variety profiled this guy, They

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tell us. The wannabe politician who last month stood in

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a by election against Andy Burnham, widely considered the UK's

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Prime Minister in waiting, is set to run against right

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wing MP Nigel Farage in yet another upcoming by election.

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Despite Farag's resignation coming only a few days ago, the

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ballot has already descended into a circus as the politician

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vowed to stand for re election, resulting in all the

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other major political parties pulling their candidates over what they're

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calling a political stunt. Enter Count Binface, the comedian dressed

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as a trash can variety broke this down, Subpetter who

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is Count Binface. Count Binface is a fifty nine hundred

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year old intergalactic space warrior from the planet Sigmund nine,

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whose motto is make Earth grade again, Love It. He

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has stood in five elections since twenty nineteen, including the

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London mayoral election, the twenty twenty four general election, and

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the previously mentioned one against Andy Burnham. Some of his

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policies include changing London Bridge's name to Phoebe Wallerbridge, building

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at least one affordable house, and selecting himself as the

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UK Eurovision candidate for twenty twenty seven. Now I mentioned

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he used to be Lord Bucketed, but you see, Lord

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Buckethead had first appeared in a nineteen eighty four Star

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Wars parody called Hyperspace, so people started arguing about the ip.

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The conversations were initially friendly imagine arguing over Lord Buckethheed,

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but the conversations broke down. He was forced to hand

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over the password to the Lord Buckethead Twitter account, so

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he evolved into Count Binface. Oh my so silly, and

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I'm gonna go see what the power guys are up to.

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That's your comedy news for today. I will see you tomorrow.