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Speaker 2: the Lynching Taco Show. All right, I fear we may
Speaker 2: get into the weeds a little bit on this one.
Speaker 2: It involves a Polish funeral home.
Speaker 1: It's a good start.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure why you would call your funeral
Speaker 2: home Hades Funeral Services, because well, the word hades has
Speaker 2: different meanings to different folks, and is it spelled h
Speaker 2: I h A I T h A d E S.
Speaker 2: Hades as in the place where you go after you
Speaker 2: die to await whether or not you're going to get
Speaker 2: into heaven or hell. Not to be confused with purgatory,
Speaker 2: which is more of a cleansing situation, a little pit
Speaker 2: stop on your way to heaven, rather than the uncertainty
Speaker 2: of Hades.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you just call it like stiffs if you had
Speaker 1: a funeral stiffies, Yeah, stiff hades.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna stratch that one's just got too many
Speaker 2: any and too much debate in the Polish funeral home.
Speaker 2: So it's called Hades Funeral Services. Hades needs to get
Speaker 2: their s together and figure things out to keep stiffies
Speaker 2: in the hearse while being transported to their final resting places.
Speaker 2: It one fell flew out in traffic en route to
Speaker 2: its destination, upsetting drivers and the family who were following along.
Speaker 2: They did go public though, with a statement on Facebook.
Speaker 2: It is with deep regret that we inform you that,
Speaker 2: as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the
Speaker 2: electric tailgate latch in the hearse. An unfortunate incident occurred
Speaker 2: during the transportation of the body of a deceased person,
Speaker 2: which does not reflect the high standards of our company.
Speaker 2: We admit our mistake and take full responsibility for what happened.
Speaker 2: Our thoughts are with the family of the deceased, whom
Speaker 2: we informed immediately after the in I don't think you
Speaker 2: needed to inform. And they all saw it with their
Speaker 2: own two eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were right behind you with the lights on
Speaker 1: and the hazard.
Speaker 2: Little purple flags on the uh huh car.
Speaker 1: Oh and there should be something else written in there,
Speaker 1: which is And just for the record, we're no longer
Speaker 1: calling himself this. We're going by Stiffy's learned it from
Speaker 1: some dudes in Orlando.
Speaker 2: I mean, when whenever you story like this, I flashed
Speaker 2: back to that bit they did in Jackass, which one
Speaker 2: was Yeah, they parked the hearse on an incline. Oh God, yeah,
Speaker 2: and the door flings open and out rolls Steve O
Speaker 2: and Johnny Knoxville are trying to muscle the thing back
Speaker 2: into the the casketing into the heart. I knew I
Speaker 2: had seen it.
Speaker 1: Actually in a couple different movies. Where the the coffin
Speaker 1: falls out. But I forgot one album was on Jackass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we Got's Gone Wild in ironically Deer Park, New York.
Speaker 2: Twelve cows were on the lamb. We'll see what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa stop. We got cows deer and lamb.
Speaker 2: I added lamb and is my own embellishment. Here to
Speaker 2: the story of the swaughterhouse truck that tipped over on
Speaker 2: I eighty four. Multiple cows were involved in this. Twelve
Speaker 2: of them made a break for it down I eighty four.
Speaker 1: They knew, they knew exactly what was coming, right, They're going, look,
Speaker 1: this is this is going to be the chance of
Speaker 1: the chances. We're doing a cow break.
Speaker 2: So this truck, which was transporting dozens of cows, is
Speaker 2: in the accident. Twelve of them get loose, take off
Speaker 2: on I eighty four. The rest of them. None of
Speaker 2: them were hurt or injured. They were they were recovered
Speaker 2: and Trent put into a different slaughterhouse truck that was
Speaker 2: called to the scene. Oh God, doesn't count know when
Speaker 2: it's on the way to the slaughterhouse. This is what
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, cows, so I doubt they would,
Speaker 1: but maybe, Well, now they're all gonna know because these
Speaker 1: twelve are gonna go back and and let people know.
Speaker 1: When you get in the truck, it's not gonna be good.
Speaker 1: And guess what, it's curtains for those twelve cows. Now
Speaker 1: you stay drone to track the twelve cows?
Speaker 2: Who would uh?
Speaker 1: Let them go?
Speaker 2: No? No, there's no reprieve for them. They're they're on
Speaker 2: someone's plate by now.
Speaker 1: They made the ultimate Well I don't think you call
Speaker 1: it the ultimate sacrifice, but.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: The eaglely slet five of them go. But yet so far, Hey,
Speaker 3: they escaped. Why don't we cut these guys? We've seen
Speaker 3: it with the turkeys?
Speaker 1: Remember where the what was that one with the turkey
Speaker 1: where they befriended it instead of beheading it. I watched
Speaker 1: too many movies.
Speaker 2: Are you comfortable over there by the way? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they can't see it on the air though. Well, I'll
Speaker 2: go ahead and paint the picture. Taco is leaning back
Speaker 2: in his chair as far as he can with his
Speaker 2: legs which are up on the console, the broadcast console.
Speaker 2: Shoes are off, just sporting socks. Yeah, as if I
Speaker 2: know you like, we're home on a Sunday afternoon, watching
Speaker 2: football in the Barca lounger.
Speaker 1: I'm just after the travel debauchery, which we told you
Speaker 1: the first part.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, part two is still to come later this hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the trying to get home more drama
Speaker 1: after we missed the flight. No, not drama, fun times.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we I texted I am not part of we.
Speaker 2: We as Taco and his two other buddies who were
Speaker 2: stranded in the key. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I texted the phrase lemons lemonade to at least five
Speaker 1: different people who said, you missed your flight because of
Speaker 1: Fantasyas what I said, handed lemons, start making that lemonade,
Speaker 1: open up a stand and sell that, and that might
Speaker 1: be how you get home if you're mate.
Speaker 2: Don't know about you all, but I can't wait to
Speaker 2: hear how of this was resolved.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that one and about twenty minutes or so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, finally we've got a car rat to tell you about.
Speaker 2: Car rats appeared, So the feed are up.
Speaker 1: By the way pack Because it was a long travel situation,
Speaker 1: really should just.
Speaker 2: Be as relaxed as possible.
Speaker 1: Seriously, now that you're back at work, it was stressful
Speaker 1: of like twenty five hours.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, I understand, all right, So what's the
Speaker 2: genie me to get you anything or I'm sure I'm
Speaker 2: totally a cold drink or anything. No, I have that
Speaker 2: right here, thank you, right over to get you a
Speaker 2: fast food breakfast sandwich if you want.
Speaker 1: Now that i'd take you up on you like. I
Speaker 1: feel like he's kind of poking and prodden, but I
Speaker 1: can't get upset because he covered for me yesterday.
Speaker 2: Well I was in scramble mode. Oh I was gonna
Speaker 2: be here anyway. I couple is minding their own merry business,
Speaker 2: driving along when all of a sudden, car rat appears,
Speaker 2: not in the car. It crawls out from underneath the
Speaker 2: hood onto the windshield like it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that wouldn't be as bad I thought you
Speaker 1: meant in the car.
Speaker 2: So car rat is clinging on, you know, hitchhiking along
Speaker 2: on the car. As they drive, They're like, pull over,
Speaker 2: we gotta get this thing off here rather than just
Speaker 2: hit the windshield wipers and.
Speaker 1: I just slammed the brakes off.
Speaker 2: Well I don't anyway, So the car rat had other
Speaker 2: things in mind. That a rat, No, that's a rat boom.
Speaker 2: They pulled over, and the dude got out to try
Speaker 2: to show the rat off, and the rat jumped on him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she finds it amusing the video of this on
Speaker 2: our Facebook age.
Speaker 1: You're right, maybe he quit laughing the guy help him.
Speaker 2: Out in his course of rabies shots.
Speaker 1: You see me like shiver when you said that, because
Speaker 1: it's just like roaches.
Speaker 2: Roaches and rats. Oh god, that's gonna be My hades
Speaker 2: and mice are right up there, right up there there.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're, you know, very innocent compared to a rat. Woo.
Speaker 2: I ain't no whimp.
Speaker 1: I've shot plenty of them and caught plenty in a trap,
Speaker 1: but you know, one jumps on you.
Speaker 2: What all right? You made me go through this exercise
Speaker 2: earlier this morning? Would you rather? Would you rather.
Speaker 1: Rat or roach dropped into a show?
Speaker 2: Dropped into one of those uh those big oil drums
Speaker 2: full of either a drum full of roaches, big big
Speaker 2: metal bug type roaches or a bin with just two
Speaker 2: rats in it?
Speaker 1: Oh, just two of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just two rats in the drum, or the entire
Speaker 2: drum full of cockroaches. You're dropped into this thing.
Speaker 1: If it's just two rats, I have to go rats,
Speaker 1: because you know you could just jump up and stump.
Speaker 1: But if it's a whole bunch of roaches, roaches tend
Speaker 1: to go in orifices and ears go.
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