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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, it's the world famous Ben and Skin show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for rolling with us today. We are getting closer

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<v Speaker 1>and closer to the NFL Draft and coming up uh

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<v Speaker 1>in about ten minutes or so, ten or fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some cowboys kerosene for you. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>it's stip for this juicy moves, Hot gods ever come.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay on top in the wood shovel.

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<v Speaker 3>So Kanye did a song where he talked about having

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<v Speaker 3>sex with one of his male cousins when he was

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<v Speaker 3>a kids. But I didn't think that was gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>good for the Hollywood Shuffle. So we're gonna move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, he said, commented on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah he did.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we can move on. Uh okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't a song that he revealed that. Yeah, his

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<v Speaker 1>new song called Cousins. Oh yeah, yeah. The music video

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<v Speaker 1>has some swastikas in it. You know, just Kanye just

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<v Speaker 1>do Kanye stuff right now. So I thought we could

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<v Speaker 1>not do that. I will say on this show other day,

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<v Speaker 1>will be very heavy on NBA on TNT because they

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<v Speaker 1>were definitely to me Criterion Collection episode last night. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a bunch of things that we will take with

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<v Speaker 1>us to our grave. So we will start in the

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood shuffle, because I think Shack's a Hollywood figure at

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<v Speaker 1>that count.

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<v Speaker 3>Right he was. He was in Shazam, he was in

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<v Speaker 3>the general commercials. So Shack is up there with Kenny

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<v Speaker 3>and Ernie and Chuck. And this happened. And the reason

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing this, though, is because this has happened to

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<v Speaker 3>a member of this show. Mmm, Christina's not here, it's her.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's Shack to the paluty. I cranked up here? Now

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<v Speaker 3>areana see here?

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<v Speaker 4>It might be my computer.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked the song is mine?

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<v Speaker 3>The thing playing?

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<v Speaker 4>And the other thing about Kawhi is you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>big fell I know, I'll catch it a crap.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead, keep talking joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we on TV.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that olive all you've been drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, take some.

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<v Speaker 4>Matches with you, Hey, listen. He couldn't hold it after

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<v Speaker 4>forty hold it?

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<v Speaker 3>What's it?

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<v Speaker 5>First?

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<v Speaker 3>He killed?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen?

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<v Speaker 3>I did not like his gate is he?

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<v Speaker 4>That was not a terrible wark right there? He read

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<v Speaker 4>somewhere if you drink a shot of olive ball. I

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<v Speaker 4>saw them doing that the other day in the lakerpoot.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>They've been doing it, They're gonna do it. You have

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<v Speaker 4>to do it for.

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<v Speaker 5>Two weeks to miss a lot of airtime.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Hey, listen, listen. I just hope we got enough

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<v Speaker 4>matches around. He turned his mic off.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all.

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<v Speaker 4>That's another issue. Hey, somebody go get some lighters. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, there is like, hey number one.

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<v Speaker 5>Drinking that water. Okay, hey listen, man drinking water, talking

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<v Speaker 5>so much. Finish your points that we can.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to break wait on phone.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sitting there like, I'm sorry about that, America number one.

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<v Speaker 5>Than he.

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<v Speaker 3>Deals with this beef with Chuck and then he goes

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<v Speaker 3>it was a number one ernie. So he got up

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<v Speaker 3>an I edited about about a minute of that instead

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<v Speaker 3>of waiting on him for two minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they doing when they're waiting on him?

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<v Speaker 3>They talk about He kept going talking about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't go back to basketball. In the Kawhi point

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<v Speaker 3>that they were trying to make.

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<v Speaker 1>So olive oil I'm looking it up here can be

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<v Speaker 1>used as a mild laxative. It works by lubricating the

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<v Speaker 1>digestive track and helping stools retain water, making them softer

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<v Speaker 1>and easier to pass. Wow. Giant saterds. Those things are

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<v Speaker 1>the size of chili dogs, fully formed chili dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know when he was back within two minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, Okay, clearly he didn't do that because two minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>What right? No way. But it's funny here he walks off.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to the first part again because you can hear

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<v Speaker 3>him in pain as he's holding it in.

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<v Speaker 4>And that has to make the other thing about Kawhi

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<v Speaker 4>is you know what your big fall? I catch it

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<v Speaker 4>a crap?

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<v Speaker 3>What you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 4>Keep talking, Joff, Yeah, on TV. That's the olive oil

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<v Speaker 4>you've been drinking. I know he'll do.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you say crap? You catch a cramp? I thought

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<v Speaker 2>he said crap? Are you catching a crap?

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<v Speaker 4>Is you know what I big fall? I catch it

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<v Speaker 4>a crap cramp? Go ahead, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 4>on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so he's got the wired mic on him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay, he goes, he goes, I know what

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing, y'all. Go ahead. It's never it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Never been this serious for me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have gone to a bathroom at Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 2>Southwest before and I'm standing there at the urinal and

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<v Speaker 2>then I realized I'm miked up, and I'm like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>those poor people in the audio room are listening to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a whiz right now, go.

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<v Speaker 4>Ahead, keep talking Joy on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't even said, y'all, go ahead. Couldn't even get

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<v Speaker 2>it out. We're gonna Me and Ben have big plans.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna that drop of Charles Barkley saying we're on

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<v Speaker 2>TV on TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, So has this happened to anyone on this

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<v Speaker 3>show live during segment? I mean, I've gotten up during

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<v Speaker 3>a break and just taken off, and because I had

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<v Speaker 3>the neurovirus. It turns out, did.

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<v Speaker 2>We ever determine if Ben had the neurovirus or not?

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<v Speaker 3>He forgotten it, but he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't throw up throwing up. Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>was able to stave it off, and I took some

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<v Speaker 1>medicine to not throw up.

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<v Speaker 3>That is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible, because that thing was destroying everybody there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it was. It was bad, man.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was asleep for like a full day and I

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<v Speaker 1>was on the toilet a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>It threw my vertebrae out of whack.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys, have you ever had an explosive back

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<v Speaker 1>door situation at whether it was on the air or not,

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<v Speaker 1>where you're just like an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, I've never I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that I've ever had one where I was in a

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<v Speaker 2>compromised position like drive entery. I can't think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>ever happened. But it's happened to me at the house

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<v Speaker 2>before the not during a talk show. Not during a

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<v Speaker 2>talk show with Charles Barkley. All right, let's go back

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<v Speaker 2>in time. This is a very dangerous situation. Don't make

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<v Speaker 2>me laugh. I'm telling you I'm full clench right now.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I'm just gonna go to the restroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Steve locked that door.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he locked the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben has butter all over his thumbs and can't unlock

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<v Speaker 2>the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve is standing in front of the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, you need to go kick Steve's That's just like

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<v Speaker 2>get him out of the way, like placing a diet

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<v Speaker 2>coke can in my path. Dude, So seriously, are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go poop? I probably could go poop Steve follow

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<v Speaker 2>him in there with this. We want to get this

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<v Speaker 2>social media. It's turning into a Mount Saint Helen's situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where you are all in danger.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels a little warm Mountainsvius. If you ask me, Christina,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just so glad I'm in here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, different room from you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>He's out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, there's no you know, it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>when you call the fire department. There's been no gas leak.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you have nothing to worry about in that regard.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you make me laugh too much, it could

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<v Speaker 1>be bad. Are you saying that so we can't sue you?

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<v Speaker 1>Tune in for the final two hours of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll bend spray the windows. Oh he just got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's Look at how he's walking. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>him lean forward so hard. I think that's because his

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<v Speaker 1>ass is clinched. What was going on there? Was that

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was definitely during the freak years.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've been doing midday at that point. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>tough time for the stomach. I would imagine your body's

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<v Speaker 3>out of whack. You guys are always struggling with any

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<v Speaker 3>type of food routine.

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<v Speaker 2>At our age. There is no good time for the stomach.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's going on with shack, Dude. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>over forty you get hold right, so damn all got

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<v Speaker 3>three more years of holding it fortys creeping up on me?

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<v Speaker 1>But did I compare Steve being able to stop me too?

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<v Speaker 1>Placing a coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Can con and it's funnier to make it. A diet

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<v Speaker 2>coke can, not a coat can, a diet coke can,

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<v Speaker 2>and even lesser coke can.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like stopping a pass rusher by putting a diet

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<v Speaker 1>coke can between the quarterback.

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<v Speaker 5>And then.

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<v Speaker 4>God, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, we on TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Cavon, go Chip, Miles Garrett over there and lives

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, coming up next, Let's get to that Dallas Cowboys news.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some Cowboys kerosene coming your way next on

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<v Speaker 1>the All