Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
Speaker 1: And I know we're not covering ninety day. Nope, CLC Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We're covering virgin.
Speaker 2: Vergons, not d virgins, not in the virgins, just virgins.
Speaker 1: Not like a virgin, just virgins, just virgins. Just like
Speaker 1: Hunt for Love. They took out the the and it's
Speaker 1: just Hunt for Love? Like why why are we just
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Feel like we need a the in there, like the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Platomac agreed to this.
Speaker 1: God. Yeah, but you know, whatever have you been watching
Speaker 1: over there on Bravo? Have you been watching Love Hotel
Speaker 1: with your girl Giselle?
Speaker 2: I had it on all day yesterday and I was
Speaker 2: like in and out in a now in and out.
Speaker 2: I kind of know what's going on. Okay, it's over
Speaker 2: now Okay, So did they leave? What people are?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah? Everybody you know chose somebody to leave with.
Speaker 1: But then they had at the end, like the update
Speaker 1: of what had happened, and the only person really still
Speaker 1: with their person is lu Anne with that weirdo James.
Speaker 1: And then she was on Watch What Happens Live and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I mean, he lives in Hawaii most
Speaker 1: of the time. Until we're just going back and forth
Speaker 1: and you know, we're we're dating and whatever. But then
Speaker 1: she was like, but I love him. I was like him, Eh, okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I know someone was spotted Gizeld out pretty recently
Speaker 2: with the guy, and then someone spotted Ashley with the
Speaker 2: young guy that she was dating last season.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that that guy is still around. I
Speaker 1: don't know where. And they shot this, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, because some of the things you're saying,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, okay, this was before the real House
Speaker 1: of Potomach reunion obviously, so they must have shot it
Speaker 1: in the office. I don't know. It's it's old, it's
Speaker 1: old news, whatever it is. But it does say that
Speaker 1: Giselle is uh not talking to the guy she left with,
Speaker 1: but she is talking to Phil, who was the elder
Speaker 1: gentleman from bell Air. You'll see the one with the
Speaker 1: house manager.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, this is not the guy that someone spotted
Speaker 2: her out with.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think she's gonna She's not gonna move
Speaker 1: to bell Air. I mean yeah, yeah, I mean, although
Speaker 1: she liked that, she liked the idea of his Rolls
Speaker 1: Royce and his house manager.
Speaker 2: I mean, who wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, she was like, I could see Gazelle laying
Speaker 1: on all that white furniture. Was somebody waiting on me?
Speaker 1: I could see Jazelle doing that.
Speaker 2: Now I saw something very odd. Okay, So you know
Speaker 2: I've always had this theory about Shintel was dating her
Speaker 2: friend Ashley. O. Yes, right, this was before hunt fulof started.
Speaker 2: As she said that, they kids were like, oh see,
Speaker 2: I was right, because you'll all go down a rabbit
Speaker 2: hole and start putting pieces together.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I find it very odd that yesterday.
Speaker 2: Was Father's Day and Chatel did not say anything make
Speaker 2: a post about her dad, not in her stories, not
Speaker 2: on her page or anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she did not post about her dad Thomas
Speaker 1: at all. Okay, did you did you look and see
Speaker 1: if like a River or anybody posted about him Winter did?
Speaker 2: River did not. But you know River and Chantelle are
Speaker 2: super close and a lot of the times he's with
Speaker 2: Chantelle in Ashley.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, what's what's Karen's name on?
Speaker 2: Miss Karen? If you're nasty Karen, If you're nasty, it's
Speaker 2: miss Like it's ms Karen. If you're nasty.
Speaker 1: Here's somebody, miss Jackson. If you're nasty, and that's a
Speaker 1: like a real white girl, that's not it. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look. I'm just gonna really quick because I
Speaker 1: need to feel like I need to solve this mystery.
Speaker 1: Miss Karen, Miss Karen nasty or not? Okay, close enough,
Speaker 1: close enough, followed by Kasha Okay, let's see what picture. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well she posted. Oh. I was like, oh, she posted
Speaker 1: a picture of her and Chantel. But that's winter. Mm
Speaker 1: hmmm winter these two pictures. Thank God for my daddy. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it's winter and Karen have posted it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't see anything Cantell on here at all.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you think they have booted Chantel
Speaker 1: from the family and possibly River because she's with a woman.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the mom, but I'm kind of
Speaker 2: like worried about the dad because I find that very weird.
Speaker 2: Here's what one post about her dad.
Speaker 1: Well, here's a post from May and Chantel liked it.
Speaker 1: And here's a post from June seventh, and Chantel liked it.
Speaker 1: It's about uh, it's a go fun to me. Chantel
Speaker 1: did not like the one the Father's Day one. M m.
Speaker 1: She did like the one that Karen posted about her
Speaker 1: own dad. Mm hmm, okay, uh huh yep. See we
Speaker 1: think Thomas is the problem.
Speaker 2: Something's up, something's up.
Speaker 1: I think I did try to look up Chantell's like
Speaker 1: family's religious background. I didn't get very far with it.
Speaker 1: I think I did.
Speaker 2: The only person that was like super religious was Winter
Speaker 2: when she was dating that one guy jaw.
Speaker 1: Well, because they were like Rostapirians.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but now I don't she. I don't think
Speaker 2: she's associated with that religion anymore.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Rostaperian is not correct.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It is something like that. It was a Caribbean type
Speaker 1: of religion, but it was very like oppressive to women,
Speaker 1: extremely Yeah. I can't remember exactly what he was. Somebody
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Speaker 1: you guys missed a whole five minutes. We just had
Speaker 1: to cut out because my dogs went fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: But they were just practicing safety protocols over there, that's
Speaker 2: what they were doing.
Speaker 1: Had a food delivery and they were like, first of all,
Speaker 1: if Violet thinks there's a food delivery on the other
Speaker 1: side of that door, she thinks this for her. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: every time any food comes, which is a lot, we
Speaker 1: get a lot of uber eats and stuff in this house.
Speaker 1: This is hellofrus It's coming. But anytime anything comes, every time,
Speaker 1: it could be twice a day, it could be once
Speaker 1: a month. Every time she thinks it's for her, and
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Speaker 1: She tried to bite me this worl. She tried to
Speaker 1: bite me this morning. We went outside to go botty
Speaker 1: and came back in and I had to wipe her
Speaker 1: feet because it's like super wet out there, and she
Speaker 1: was wagging her tail looking at me as I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wipe her feet. I'm telling her, have the towel touch
Speaker 1: her policy And I was like, excuse me, missy, ma'am. No,
Speaker 1: Hokey is like he's still in that puppy stage.
Speaker 2: Like literally, if you're walking, well, if you're walking and
Speaker 2: your hand is swinging, he's just gonna jump up and
Speaker 2: do a little nib. I called him trying to bite
Speaker 2: jump up and bite Molla's butt cheek the other day,
Speaker 2: like and it's not to be me. It's just like,
Speaker 2: oh this want a little taste.
Speaker 1: No, they think it's like something to play with you,
Speaker 1: fun with it.
Speaker 2: It is all day constant.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for him to be out of the puppy stage.
Speaker 1: Ginger does that too, though. If you're walking her, just
Speaker 1: at some point she'll decide the leash is actually a toy.
Speaker 1: She just start jumping in the air and the Ginger
Speaker 1: has a say. When we get to the beat, she
Speaker 1: starts jumping in there and biting at my hand because
Speaker 1: she knows somewhere up at the ball. I'm like, biting
Speaker 1: my hand is not going to make me throw a
Speaker 1: ball to you. Girl. Have you ever heard bite the
Speaker 1: hand that feeds you? All right, let's get on to
Speaker 1: these people. Okay, so this is Virgin's Season one, episode two,
Speaker 1: first Base. Now I'm wondering if all of the titles
Speaker 1: are going to be baseball related, like the basis of
Speaker 1: hooking up.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, I like a theme.
Speaker 1: But yeah I do too. I last week was strikeout.
Speaker 2: So maybe that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. I like to try to
Speaker 1: figure that out immediately, so I know I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: every week, all right, So we're gonna start with Sonali.
Speaker 1: So doctor Heather jeff Coat. Doctor Heather ask her how
Speaker 1: she's feeling after the exam, and she says, oh, just
Speaker 1: like uncomfortable. You've a nervous and the doctor said, first,
Speaker 1: she says, she has vaginsis vaginosis. So I would if
Speaker 1: you look up vaginicis vaginosis, it gives you like bacterial vaginosis,
Speaker 1: like you have a yeast affection. Right, Yeah, So then
Speaker 1: I had to look a little further, which you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do, but I did it for
Speaker 1: the podcast because lash tech journalism. It's really actually called
Speaker 1: vaginal stenosis, okay, And that is when the inside of
Speaker 1: your vagina and the walls and everything your birth canal,
Speaker 1: all those things all just tighten up so much. And
Speaker 1: it could be, like I told you, I know somebody
Speaker 1: in my life that had it to radiation, It had
Speaker 1: scar tissue had built up. But some people can have
Speaker 1: just like uh, some sort of fear and stress around
Speaker 1: it so that psychologically it happens. I think that sounds
Speaker 1: like the case with her. I think it is psychological
Speaker 1: with her, which doesn't mean it's not a real thing.
Speaker 3: It's still a real thing, right, but she I'm like,
Speaker 3: can't you give her a Xanax or something.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking too, is like she needed
Speaker 2: half of a Xanax before she went and got Like
Speaker 2: when I go get an ultra son of my thabroids,
Speaker 2: I have to take half a Xanax because I don't
Speaker 2: like anything touching this area. And they go all down
Speaker 2: here and.
Speaker 1: I freak the fuck out, so I have to take
Speaker 1: a Sanax.
Speaker 2: All my like want to jump off the table, so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I don't like anything to touch here. I just started
Speaker 2: working withear a necklace right here?
Speaker 1: Really? Oh god, my dad's the same way.
Speaker 2: Like I went in one time without taking a Xanax.
Speaker 1: It was like I need a break.
Speaker 2: It's like I am about to lose my fucking mind
Speaker 2: right here, right now. I had to stop myself from
Speaker 2: pulling the thing that they're Yes, so she needed half
Speaker 2: a xanax.
Speaker 1: Is it like a choking sensation that you feel like
Speaker 1: they're touching.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't feel like. It just feels so unthinking,
Speaker 2: like the most uncomfortable thing to you. Yeah, that is
Speaker 2: what it feels like. It's not a choking sensation. It's
Speaker 2: just like I don't know what it is, but I
Speaker 2: get it. I freak out. I don't like it. I
Speaker 2: will almost be in tears like anxieties through the roof.
Speaker 1: Whenever I get a massage, I have to tell them
Speaker 1: don't press with your thumbs on the bones on the
Speaker 1: bottom of my feet, like where the the fat pad
Speaker 1: is or what would be on your thumb. It would
Speaker 1: be here under the big toe that knuckle. I'm like,
Speaker 1: do not because then sometimes they'll just go in there
Speaker 1: with their thumbs and I have no fat pad there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Okay, I've been to a podiatress
Speaker 1: because I can't your shoes whatever, and they're like, you
Speaker 1: just have no fat pad there. So it's sensitive. So
Speaker 1: it's just like bone. And when they go and they
Speaker 1: press on it, I've told them I go, I will
Speaker 1: get up and leave. Not only will I hit the ceiling.
Speaker 1: And it's not even so much if it's pain, it's
Speaker 1: just like a panicked feeling that they're gonna touch it. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I know what's coming and they're gonna touch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not have to tell them don't touch the bottom on
Speaker 1: my feet in that spot.
Speaker 2: So she's having the same thing but with her vagina,
Speaker 2: which could give her so much pleasure if she would
Speaker 2: just But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's fascinating too that she's decided to go
Speaker 1: on this show and do all this. It's all it's
Speaker 1: very interesting that anybody is.
Speaker 2: To see all of this, and with them being as
Speaker 2: stern as they have been, now they're all.
Speaker 1: Up in your business. Yeah literally, and hers is so
Speaker 1: much more medical. And I don't know, like everybody else,
Speaker 1: nobody else is having this like I'm now going to
Speaker 1: put my penis in your vagina, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? This is very like getting in there it's
Speaker 1: causing an issue.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so she says, have you ever heard of a
Speaker 1: medical dilator? So she's like, oh no. So it's like
Speaker 1: I think we decided it's like this right. The first
Speaker 1: one is first one tiny, Now I don't usually well
Speaker 1: the last one really have a little bit more earth, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it had girth to it. Yeah it did.
Speaker 3: So I was like, why is she don't look at
Speaker 3: all of them?
Speaker 1: Don't know?
Speaker 2: I agree at one hundred percent because she saw that
Speaker 2: last one. It's just like, there's no freaking way this
Speaker 2: is ever going to be inside of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So you don't know what sized penis.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get until it's like, until it's right there,
Speaker 2: until it's percent Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: So, so doctor Heather says, look, if you can progress
Speaker 1: through the dilater kit, you know, I think it'll eat
Speaker 1: some of your anxiety. So she says, Okay, now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna show you, and she gets out of anatomical model
Speaker 1: of the what's happening down there? Because because Sonali goes,
Speaker 1: how do I know what hole to put it in?
Speaker 1: Like she didn't even know what this is the hole?
Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm going to show you, so let
Speaker 1: me show you. So she shows her where it's going
Speaker 1: to go. And I think she must have shown her more.
Speaker 1: I think she probably either they didn't show it, they
Speaker 1: cut it out or whatever. I think she probably showed
Speaker 1: her with the medical dilator in her vagina to show
Speaker 1: her what it was, because just to show the picture
Speaker 1: doesn't correlate to.
Speaker 2: She knows nothing about that area down there zero so.
Speaker 1: So so she shows it. So she goes, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: here's the hole it's going to go in. And she
Speaker 1: goes well, how long will this take? And she goes, well,
Speaker 1: to work through the whole kit. It could be six
Speaker 1: to eight months, it could be a long time. And
Speaker 1: the talking heads and all is like eight months, that's
Speaker 1: so long, seven years, Like who cares what it's eight
Speaker 1: more months? I mean for what we've seen.
Speaker 2: It's not like she's got a line of guys trying
Speaker 2: to give her a good dick in either. She keeps
Speaker 2: running them off, like immediately with that first kiss, and
Speaker 2: that you know, every kiss begins with K and I
Speaker 2: fall in love with every first fall.
Speaker 1: In love with every kiss. So so she's like, what
Speaker 1: if it doesn't work? Okay, Now she's at home and
Speaker 1: she says the dilators are scary, but today she's going
Speaker 1: to try them. She got some coconut oil and she
Speaker 1: gets them all out, lines them all up, like take
Speaker 1: them out of the package and lines them all up.
Speaker 2: Why keep them in the package just you don't want
Speaker 2: dust or dirts, Like keep them packaged until you're ready,
Speaker 2: because I don't know if we're gonna get through phase one.
Speaker 1: I mean, so she like lining ab up on her
Speaker 1: shelf to be like, here's my goal. Like it's like
Speaker 1: those kids toys like those nesting things and they get bigger.
Speaker 2: It is, You're exactly right.
Speaker 1: So she says she's going to try them out with
Speaker 1: the coconut oil and you know, okay, so she says,
Speaker 1: you know, I have a physical and emotional hurdle to
Speaker 1: get over here, but also a cultural hurdle. She says,
Speaker 1: you know, my Indian conservative side finds this very shocking,
Speaker 1: and literally one point, at one point, she goes, I
Speaker 1: hope my parents never see this. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: thank god they live in India.
Speaker 2: Someone that she knows is going to see this show
Speaker 2: and report back to her parents.
Speaker 1: It's like we Ginny Inciment were first on ninety day
Speaker 1: fiance and he had a whole wife somewhere else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, do did we think that his
Speaker 1: wife's family was never going to find out he was
Speaker 1: filming a show about a ninety day fiance with a
Speaker 1: woman he was married to somebody, I mean crazy.
Speaker 2: And a pretty damn popular show with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So she down some wine, which I was like, good,
Speaker 1: call good, and she gets on her bed and we
Speaker 1: see her like take off her underwear.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, those were pantyhose.
Speaker 1: No, it was just it was just a panty part.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the leg part.
Speaker 2: I saw her pulling down a whole pair of penhops.
Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes you and obviously the same thing
Speaker 2: and see two totally different things.
Speaker 1: Well, I read it. I was watching it on my computer,
Speaker 1: not the TV, so I was watching it on my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh and I was watching it on my Apple Watch.
Speaker 1: I mean, how much small we get?
Speaker 2: I was pretty close. Likes in a way she's exposing.
Speaker 2: She's doing a lot.
Speaker 1: A lot who's so conservative. Yeah, she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing this on camerap. My parents
Speaker 1: never see it. So she's like, the camera person is
Speaker 1: right there, Like she's like, okay, here, I go to
Speaker 1: stick it in and she goes. The producer goes, She's like,
Speaker 1: that's how she does everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's six touched for the very first time.
Speaker 1: And the producer goes, how does it feel? And she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a piercing sensation. It hurts, it's not comfortable, it's
Speaker 1: not paradise.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes that's what happens the first time something is
Speaker 2: inserted in there.
Speaker 1: She's ever even done a tampon at age, you know,
Speaker 1: thirteen or whatever. Yeah, So in the talking head she
Speaker 1: says the pain level is like a seven, and she says,
Speaker 1: I think sex may be out of reach for me,
Speaker 1: But I also probably think she's doing it herself and
Speaker 1: she doesn't know how far to jabb it or whatever,
Speaker 1: and she's probably whole body tensed up from having to
Speaker 1: do it much less her badge was tensed to start.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. She really needs someone who's not who's never
Speaker 2: even masturbated.
Speaker 1: I think she needs to go into that office twice
Speaker 1: a week and just lay there and let them do
Speaker 1: it for her, stick it in, leave the room for
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, let her play on her phone, and then
Speaker 1: come back and take it out.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: I don't think she needs to be in charge. Not
Speaker 1: gonna work. Nope.
Speaker 2: If if she put it in the right hole, we
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: You're right, What if she stuck it like in her
Speaker 1: VP hole, that would really hurt.
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about our butthole.
Speaker 1: Our butthole too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know. She she's so inexperienced with her
Speaker 2: own body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know a person who did that, stuck
Speaker 1: it in the wrong hole with the.
Speaker 2: Tampa tampon I'm not gonna say that. Persons, they no,
Speaker 2: please don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would absolutely kill me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the first time trying to you don't really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like getting stick it in there and
Speaker 1: like whatever hole wor It's like.
Speaker 2: Is this the right one? I don't know. I kind
Speaker 2: of feel like I got a poop. I don't know
Speaker 2: is this the right one? Cause somebody check for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 1: So who knows? With her? God, I wish to have
Speaker 1: like a nurse on staff to help her there. And
Speaker 1: then my next question is can she surgically do something
Speaker 1: about this? Can she be put under, have the problem
Speaker 1: fixed for her, stretch it out or something logical than anything.
Speaker 1: But I really do if she had like a little
Speaker 1: surgery that would stretch the situation out, then would she
Speaker 1: wake up feeling like, Okay, my problem is solved. Now
Speaker 1: I'll be able to do it. It won't hurt anymore, you know?
Speaker 2: Well, now if she's still suffering mentally mentally because she's
Speaker 2: gonna squeeze it back tight.
Speaker 1: You guys, and we are not doctors, oh god, never really?
Speaker 1: What would say seriously?
Speaker 2: Only take what we take seriously when we're talking about
Speaker 2: you know, like Ravo TV and stuff like that, and
Speaker 2: even then stuff and sometimes we even get that wrong.
Speaker 2: We will add and take away shit as we please.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh god, Okay, let's move on to Dianne.
Speaker 1: So I don't like her at all. I don't think
Speaker 1: I like her either, Keisha, I gotta agree, I gotta agree.
Speaker 1: So Diane, she says, you know, I want to find
Speaker 1: somebody that I want to have sex with, like I
Speaker 1: really want that, and I'm gonna meet with this professional matchmaker.
Speaker 1: Her name is Tammy. So she meets with Tammy. She
Speaker 1: tells Tammy, I've never had a boyfriend, I've never had sex,
Speaker 1: and Tammy goes, Tammy looks at her, looks at the camera,
Speaker 1: like you nobody told me this, I think Tammy. I
Speaker 1: think Tammy was like, yeah, I'd love to do. They
Speaker 1: didn't tell her the name, like I said before, they did,
Speaker 1: but like unnamed TLC production, yep, And they didn't tell Tammy.
Speaker 1: They just said, we need your help with this matchmaker
Speaker 1: for the show. And we have this woman and she
Speaker 1: lives in the area. Will you, you know, provide the
Speaker 1: services for free or whatever? And Tammy goes, sure, I'd
Speaker 1: love to promote my business sit down, and she looks
Speaker 1: at her and at the camera like I didn't okay,
Speaker 1: right right, thirty five okay, okay. So Deane says, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I go for somebody with a pretty face
Speaker 1: like Liam Hemsworth, Like that's my ideal, like Liam Hemsworth.
Speaker 1: And we see a picture on the screen of Liam
Speaker 1: Himsworth ooo, and Dean goes, yeah, right, So in here,
Speaker 1: I don't generally ask about like celebrity crushes and stuff
Speaker 1: because that is really unobtainable, even though they live in
Speaker 1: La you know. She just we're trying to think about,
Speaker 1: like who would be the best match for you? What
Speaker 1: would be you know, obtainable. So and you're talking to head,
Speaker 1: Diane goes, I don't think it's a bad goal. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's unobtainable. I don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: it's unreasonable to ask for perfect I need to have
Speaker 1: sexual attraction and lust, and I've waited this long, so
Speaker 1: I don't want to like just give up and not
Speaker 1: have that. So she's gonna keep on ways for Liam
Speaker 1: Hemsworth or somebody that looks just like him. That'll be
Speaker 1: the biggest dick you've ever met in your life. And
Speaker 1: I don't mean their actual dick. Yeah, I mean he's
Speaker 1: a jerk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, she's kind of jerkish with her expectations of
Speaker 2: a partner of a man. Imagine if a man has
Speaker 2: said the things that she has said, I'm looking for profession,
Speaker 2: she's got to be a total smoke show. She's got
Speaker 2: to be this like people would be all over him
Speaker 2: and she's doing the same exact thing.
Speaker 1: You're right, that's a great point, so Sammy said. Tammy says,
Speaker 1: I want you to be open to someone who is not,
Speaker 1: you know, normally, like a model or something like. I
Speaker 1: want you to be open to somebody who is normal, average,
Speaker 1: a regular guy. And she's like, ell, average.
Speaker 2: Age, Yeah, I like, haven't you all I see is average?
Speaker 2: Right here?
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, Tammy says, you know, being so
Speaker 1: into attraction is taking precedents in your mind, so you
Speaker 1: need to sort of learn to like expand your horizons.
Speaker 1: And Dean goes, I know it sounds shallow, I know
Speaker 1: it does, but I have to be attracted to somebody,
Speaker 1: you know, to Deane, by the way, everybody in the
Speaker 1: world has to be attracted to somebody to want to
Speaker 1: make out with them, have sex with them. I mean
Speaker 1: sometimes you do it if you're not, but yeah, but
Speaker 1: everybody wants that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to be attracted to and sometimes you're
Speaker 2: not straight away attracted to that person. No, you have
Speaker 2: to like learn, you know, yeah, because sometimes your attraction
Speaker 2: become comes from just their personality. They're making you laugh, yes,
Speaker 2: they you know, they're taking good care of you, and
Speaker 2: then that okay, now I want to drop my panties,
Speaker 2: not like some supermodel. At first, I wouldn't even want
Speaker 2: to date a guy who's super pretty.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, and I don't know why she would either,
Speaker 1: because that's generally not the guy that's going to be
Speaker 1: so nice.
Speaker 2: So in the talking head us pretty Sham And in.
Speaker 1: The talking Head, Tammy says, the pretty boys that she's
Speaker 1: looking for will not want that lack of sexual experience.
Speaker 1: It's the regular nice guys who will appreciate it and
Speaker 1: not make her feel weird about it. She's absolutely right,
Speaker 1: knows what she's doing. Tammy goes, I have a guy
Speaker 1: I want you to be open. He is good looking.
Speaker 1: I want she just wants you to be open. He's
Speaker 1: not you know whatever, Chris Hims or Fleam hims. One
Speaker 1: of the hymns ares also not Australian. So next day
Speaker 1: or that night or whatever, she's getting ready for her
Speaker 1: date with her friend Mercedes. He's helping her curl her hair.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm anxious. You know, anybody would be anxious.
Speaker 1: It's a blind date. And she goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. She goes like, I feel like when
Speaker 1: I go on this date, they secretly already know that
Speaker 1: I have like no sexual experience, and I just want
Speaker 1: to worry that my mind will go blank. I want
Speaker 1: to know what to say. I want to know how
Speaker 1: to keep a conversation going. And Mercedi goes, you need
Speaker 1: to chill out because you need to go in with
Speaker 1: a positive attitude. This will be great practice for you.
Speaker 1: And Dean goes, I don't know, maybe after this date
Speaker 1: I will come a hoe and I'll just start dating
Speaker 1: around so much. She's like, God knows, we can only
Speaker 1: hope for that for you. Maybe you'll be not I.
Speaker 2: Think that's what she but her personality sucks unfortunately, but
Speaker 2: maybe it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just it sucks around this topic and she's
Speaker 1: so so defensive about it. You know, yes, so she
Speaker 1: looks cute for her date. She's in like a green
Speaker 1: crop top in pants with the leaders jacket and the date.
Speaker 1: His name is Ricardo, and he's cute.
Speaker 2: He's cute, Yeah, cute.
Speaker 1: He has a really good nose. Did you notice maybe
Speaker 1: your screen wasn't big enough, shut up, your scream wasn't
Speaker 1: big enough. But he had a good name. I thought,
Speaker 1: I look at noses now because of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was cute. I'm like, okay, this
Speaker 2: was okay, he's cute.
Speaker 1: So as she walks up, he goes, hi, oh wow,
Speaker 1: you look beautiful, and she's like thanks. They sit down
Speaker 1: in the talking head. She goes, My first impression is
Speaker 1: like he's fit, and he seems nice and cute. But
Speaker 1: I can tell right away this is not my man.
Speaker 1: No spark, no chemistry. And I'm the kind of person
Speaker 1: who knows right away, you.
Speaker 2: D why, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: How do you know instantly? How are you the type
Speaker 1: of person that knows instantly, Well, this is your first
Speaker 1: date in your life ever and they have only said
Speaker 1: hello to one another, and that you look nice. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed with this all, like, no, I'm the
Speaker 1: kind of person that knows.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't know, shit, No, you're very inexperienced, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I mean no date at all.
Speaker 1: She makes me so marus and she goes, I mean,
Speaker 1: there are a million guys in this city. Why is
Speaker 1: it so hard for Tammy to find me a hot guy? Like,
Speaker 1: where is my guy? Well, they're not approaching you, number one,
Speaker 1: or they are and you're rejecting them.
Speaker 2: Because the two guys from the first episode I thought
Speaker 2: were pretty cute, especially the one in the cowboy had
Speaker 2: and she like shoot them away like flies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the talking head Ricardo says, it's hard to
Speaker 1: tell them in the first interaction, like what you think,
Speaker 1: But yeah, she seems great, she's cute. Yeah, it seems
Speaker 1: really nice for Ricardo. So the waiter comes up and
Speaker 1: she says in the talking head she's like, wow, the
Speaker 1: waiter's really attractive. And this is when I said Ricardo
Speaker 1: has a nice nose. They're ordering, so they're ordering like
Speaker 1: small bites, and the waiters explaining it's like Japanese.
Speaker 3: Tapas basically yeah. So and she's sort of like, no.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this kind of food. I
Speaker 1: guess it's like sushi, Like I don't know. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't like sushi, but I could find something to eat.
Speaker 2: You can find something to eat at like I usually
Speaker 2: don't order sushi is just too much rice for me.
Speaker 1: But there's tons of other things. Yeah, because you get
Speaker 1: an egg roll something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Ricardo goes to the bathroom and she is like
Speaker 1: staring at the waiter, like she's turning her whole body
Speaker 1: around to look at him.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And the production asked the waiter, who's not that cute?
Speaker 1: I mean he was okay looking, I mean he was.
Speaker 1: He wasn't any cuter than Ricardo. I agree, he wasn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe taller, I don't know. And so the production asked
Speaker 1: the waiter, what do you think about the girl on
Speaker 1: the date? Again? He doesn't know what show's just unnamed
Speaker 1: TLC show and he's just there for filler. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure because he lives in LA and he's a waiter,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's an actor.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm just gonna say, like he is
Speaker 2: trying to be an actor or a model.
Speaker 1: God, if we could just find that guy, will should
Speaker 1: take a screenshot and then Google lends him and find
Speaker 1: him and see if he put TLC's versions on his IMDb.
Speaker 1: No he did, No, he did. I would mean I
Speaker 1: would actually yes, well, he had full lines. He was talking, yeah,
Speaker 1: said the production says, what do you think about the
Speaker 1: girl on the date. He goes, oh, uh, yeah, she
Speaker 1: seems sweet. Yeah, she's attractive. Yeah, she's attractive. And they said,
Speaker 1: are you open to dating her? And he goes, oh no,
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm not single right now, unfortunately. No, that's
Speaker 1: not an option. No, of course. He's like, but well,
Speaker 1: I get to stay on this show, babe, I'll break
Speaker 1: up with my girlfriend or boyfriend unclear if.
Speaker 2: You can offer me a little bit more airtime perhaps, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do, I work for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So he goes, oh, no, I'm not No, No,
Speaker 1: that's not an option.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: And I think he's saying it's not an option because
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend. That's what I think he's saying.
Speaker 1: It's not an option, like I don't go for women.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I thought on that. I didn't pick
Speaker 1: up on that at all. Yep. So then a random
Speaker 1: woman who also wants to be on TV, right that
Speaker 1: would be me. How about you, Durie, What are you filming?
Speaker 1: What are you filming? What did you order? This is
Speaker 1: my first time here? Would you guys order like?
Speaker 2: I would be the worst background person because I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is my opportunity.
Speaker 1: I'm want to miss out get discovered.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A random lady from across the restaurant goes, oh, you
Speaker 1: guys made you a cute couple, and they're like cheers.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, talking head. She goes, you know, in
Speaker 1: this moment, it's clicking in my head. I need to
Speaker 1: be super attracted to somebody. And I'm realizing now it's
Speaker 1: not scary to go on a date, and it's more
Speaker 1: scary to think I'm never going to find the person
Speaker 1: to hook up with and have sex with. I'm sure
Speaker 1: Ricardo would have been willing to do that for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that night, she's insufferable. She kinda is. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not impressed by her at all. I just maybe
Speaker 1: we're going to see a different side of her at
Speaker 1: some point where she's going to be like I am
Speaker 1: this way because and then we're going to feel bad
Speaker 1: for saying she's insufferable. I always try to like think
Speaker 1: ahead of what TLC is trying to trick us with.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any trickery with her. All right,
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: We would have heard about it by now because we've
Speaker 2: heard everyone else's sob story.
Speaker 1: You're right. I was just saying, like, we've heard Rash's background,
Speaker 1: Alex's background, we've heard Sonali's background. You're right, this is
Speaker 1: so glad to keep her. The girls agree with me.
Speaker 1: I know that apparently another package is being delivered or
Speaker 1: a ninja has come to the door to murder me.
Speaker 2: Want either way, they are letting you know they're trying
Speaker 2: to keep you safe.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm just going to talk over them. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's start with Alex, so not start with continue with Alex.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Alex, aged thirty four, reading Pennsylvania. So
Speaker 1: he's going with his sister Courtney to a speed dating
Speaker 1: event in Philly, and he's worried because there's a twist
Speaker 1: to but he doesn't know what the twist is.
Speaker 2: Well, without knowing what the twist is, I think this
Speaker 2: is great for Alex. I say he needs the practice.
Speaker 2: I think this will, you know, get him out of
Speaker 2: that shell, get him used to talking to people asking
Speaker 2: questions and yeah, great, good job, sister, Courtney.
Speaker 1: I agree, I totally agree. And so in the car,
Speaker 1: Courtney goes, bro, you can't have to work on the
Speaker 1: eyebrows like they're about to take flight, like something's gonna
Speaker 1: happen here. And he goes, but she goes, look, I'm
Speaker 1: single too. We have to step out of our comfort zones.
Speaker 1: We're going to do this thing. So I don't know
Speaker 1: how far reading from Philly is, but it must be
Speaker 1: very close, okay, okay, And normally I would give you
Speaker 1: the exact mileage, but I forgot. Okay. So they go
Speaker 1: to the Center City Breath Studio and he goes, what
Speaker 1: is this? What is this? Yoga zen breathing meditation? A bullshit?
Speaker 1: What is it? She goes, just have an open mind.
Speaker 1: It's going to be fine. So the event planners are
Speaker 1: Guy and Maya, and they walk in and they say,
Speaker 1: here to Courtney, they say, here's a bag of beads
Speaker 1: you're gonna wear around your neck. And then to the
Speaker 1: he says to the guy, he says, to Alex, wear
Speaker 1: this bag around your neck. And then he goes, what's this?
Speaker 1: And then she says it's TNTRA speed dating, and he goes,
Speaker 1: what now. When we hear TNTRA, we think of tontric sex,
Speaker 1: which is like sex you can have for like zillions
Speaker 1: of hours or whatever, because it's keeping yourself right on
Speaker 1: the brink. I don't know. So it's mindfulness, it's connection.
Speaker 1: It's all this less talking, more physical. He goes, what
Speaker 1: what Yeah, and she goes, it's going to be less talking,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lot of physical touching.
Speaker 2: He's like, he needs to get over that as well.
Speaker 2: So this is Yeah, as different as this seems, this
Speaker 2: is the perfect setting for him. I agree. He doesn't
Speaker 2: know anything about physical touch.
Speaker 1: He needed he needs this. I agree. I agree. So
Speaker 1: they sit down and Guy and Maya say, okay, so
Speaker 1: the men have empty pouches around their neck and the
Speaker 1: women have pouches filled with beads. So the women, if
Speaker 1: they're interested, put a bead in the man's pouch. But
Speaker 1: Guy says, you don't know if you're getting a real
Speaker 1: bead or an imaginary bead. Wouldn't you be able to
Speaker 1: touch with yeah and feel if there's a You could
Speaker 1: touch the pouch and see if there's any beads in
Speaker 1: there or I would do every single time, like is
Speaker 1: there beating? There is there beat in there? But I
Speaker 1: wonder if like every girl had a color, right, So
Speaker 1: like Courtney's color is blue, So when the guy gives
Speaker 1: a thing, they'll say, okay blue, such and such a girl. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I wonder, but I wonder if the beads are clear,
Speaker 1: that means it's a fake, like they didn't get a bead.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so smart, So I wonder if I wonder.
Speaker 1: So after the event, they're going to put you in
Speaker 1: touch with each other, if you know, they'll look at
Speaker 1: through the guys and see what beats they got, and
Speaker 1: then they can decide, each of them can decide if
Speaker 1: they want to take a next step. Right, So the
Speaker 1: talking head he's like, I'm so nervous. What if I
Speaker 1: get no beats, Like my self confidence will just go
Speaker 1: even lower. It's you know, and he's just like dripping
Speaker 1: in sweat, just dripping in sweat. It's like cold dripping.
Speaker 1: So the first station they go to is just to
Speaker 1: embrace the other person. And we see Courtney. We see
Speaker 1: Courtney and she's just hugging this person with you. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, she has fallen in love with the
Speaker 1: first hut and then we see these other people. This
Speaker 1: one girl has her face like smashed up against this
Speaker 1: guy's like, oh yeah, no, I'm sorry, sir, I got
Speaker 1: makeup on your cheek.
Speaker 2: Let me wipe that off for you.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, next station, he has to give the girl
Speaker 1: a massage. He's like, what, okay, okay, and he says,
Speaker 1: what if I get aroused? Like massage? Is like, I
Speaker 1: mean this, this is where he is in his life
Speaker 1: that if he touches a girl's shoulders, he's gonna pop upon.
Speaker 2: Her and possibly do more than that.
Speaker 1: I know, just have a moment. Yeah, it's yes. So
Speaker 1: then they do other things like mirroring where they have
Speaker 1: to like do each other or whatever. And then they
Speaker 1: do this thing that the women are like touching the
Speaker 1: men's hearts. It's all very whatever. So the talking head
Speaker 1: Courtney goes, I think this is great. I think this
Speaker 1: is really going to open him up, like, you know,
Speaker 1: and party. He's like, maybe I'll get a date out
Speaker 1: of it too, you know, yeah, and make a double date,
Speaker 1: make it even easier for him. So now a cute
Speaker 1: girl with curly black hair named Andrea comes by and
Speaker 1: she's so cute.
Speaker 2: And we already know they're going to have a date
Speaker 2: just because they would have been shown at our information.
Speaker 1: That's true. She's adorable. And he's like, or it could
Speaker 1: go the other way where she like didn't give him
Speaker 1: a bead, you know what I mean, where he's like,
Speaker 1: I thought I did everything right. That's you know. Either way,
Speaker 1: we knew she was going to get interviewed at some point. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: So she comes by and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I'm so hot. It is so hot in here.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, let me have button your shirt,
Speaker 1: like you know. So she does that and he says
Speaker 1: and he's like, I thought the massage means to be
Speaker 1: over the edge, but now she's here. We go and
Speaker 1: he says, she has a great smile, like I really
Speaker 1: like talking to her, and they do just like seesaw.
Speaker 1: They would have to like trust each other back and forth.
Speaker 1: And they're sitting man, and the way I would have
Speaker 1: fucked that all up? Well are they are they sitting
Speaker 1: like crisscrossed apple sauce? Are they sitting like on their mind?
Speaker 1: I could have done that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would have needed help up, help down. Yes, I
Speaker 2: would have let someone fall. I would have failed. It
Speaker 2: just would have been a total ship show. But we
Speaker 2: would have left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: So in the talking head she says, I can tell
Speaker 3: that he he's like desiring to do more connecting, like
Speaker 3: he seems like such a great guy.
Speaker 1: And she says, I feel like I could trust him.
Speaker 1: I feel like I could lean into him, like he seems
Speaker 1: like a great guy. And then talking Eddy goes, I
Speaker 1: felt like a real connection, not just physical, but like emotional.
Speaker 1: You know, her personality is what I'm looking for. And
Speaker 1: then it looks like she gives him a bee, but
Speaker 1: you don't know if it's like a ghost speed or whatever.
Speaker 1: Now we get the next day or a few days
Speaker 1: later or whatever, a home video live from his virgin bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's like dark. It's just like he just woke up.
Speaker 1: It was like I gotta record it. He says he
Speaker 1: had a call with the host of the speed dating
Speaker 1: and he got five matches out of the twelve girls.
Speaker 1: Is great, yeah, and one was Andrea Hm. And so
Speaker 1: now he's been texting her and he asked her on
Speaker 1: a date and she said, yes.
Speaker 2: Good for you, Alex.
Speaker 1: I mean five out of twelve that's five good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now, yeah, I'm I'm happy with that. He's got
Speaker 1: five girls numbers. So if Inrey doesn't work out, he
Speaker 1: could roll onto the back up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he says it's been ten plus years since he
Speaker 1: went on a date, and he worries he'll say the
Speaker 1: wrong thing. But she seems very like easy, breezy and
Speaker 1: not judge you. Yeah. I agree, Yeah, yeah that's what
Speaker 1: he needs. Yes, very happy. Okay, so let's move on
Speaker 1: to Rasha. Okay, thees horn dog of them all. Rashia
Speaker 1: used to go to like a sex camp for the
Speaker 1: weekend and just get this out of our system.
Speaker 2: I think she would gladly do that because she's where
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: So Rassia, her opening music is feisty, feisty. Yeah, we're feisty.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is music? Kind of a cheer
Speaker 1: chant or something like that. She says, Yeah. My divorce
Speaker 1: was five years ago and I was in such a
Speaker 1: bad headspace and then I gained a lot of weight.
Speaker 1: I was at a very low point. I moved back
Speaker 1: in with my parents so that I could heel and
Speaker 1: be around family and get my hot track.
Speaker 2: I knew she lived at home just from her bedroom
Speaker 2: that we saw last week. I'm like, she's got too
Speaker 2: much shit in her bedroom.
Speaker 1: She does not. She lives with her parents as well
Speaker 1: as Alex. It seems like everything happens in that bedroom, right.
Speaker 1: We didn't see her den area or anything. It's like
Speaker 1: nothing happens right here. Yeah all there, yeah right. And
Speaker 1: so she got weight loss surgery to work on getting
Speaker 1: her health back, and she's lost eighty one pounds and
Speaker 1: I mean, she says, I have a long way to go,
Speaker 1: but I feel good. I feel like I look good.
Speaker 1: I feel proud of myself. And I'm like, okay, good
Speaker 1: for you, girl. And eighty pounds is a lot.
Speaker 4: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Yeah. So we meet her mom, Iris,
Speaker 1: and her sister is Jessica. Jessica has some interesting facial piercings,
Speaker 1: but they're both very cute, and they're like, we're waiting
Speaker 1: for Jessica to get here because she's going to tell
Speaker 1: them something. So she tells her mom, Mom, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know I'm back on the dating apps.
Speaker 1: And mom says, oh lord, yeah, Rasha, and she goes,
Speaker 1: please don't get married and not tell me again. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's asked me too much. So the talking
Speaker 1: head Rasha goes, yeah, I'm on these dating apps, but
Speaker 1: I've never been on a date ever, never been on
Speaker 1: a date. So now we see Jessica in the talking head.
Speaker 1: She says, I hope Rasha will make the right decisions
Speaker 1: this time, and she will learn how to date because
Speaker 1: this last relationship she had broke her self esteem completely.
Speaker 1: So Rasha is going to show them, like she's mirroring
Speaker 1: her phone to the TV, is going to show them
Speaker 1: a few of the guys she's talking to. I noticed
Speaker 1: when they were flipping back and forth. Iris and Jessica
Speaker 1: are like cuddled up together with a bowl of popcorn.
Speaker 1: They are, yeah, show a bowl of popcorn. YEP, I'm here, sure,
Speaker 1: she says, my therapist told me, you know, when I'm
Speaker 1: talking to these guys, I should be upfront and honest.
Speaker 1: But I haven't told any of them I'm a virgin.
Speaker 1: And Mom goes, why Russia, why haven't you told them?
Speaker 1: And Jessica goes, what do you mean? Why you just
Speaker 1: don't start off a conversation like that.
Speaker 2: Mom, God, thank you, sister Jessica, because I just don't
Speaker 2: think that needs to be in at least get a date.
Speaker 1: I mean so funny dates sitting there or something, and
Speaker 1: then you know, I love Jessica's like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean why? So in talking to her, mom goes, I'm
Speaker 1: so proud of her. I'm so proud of Russia. I
Speaker 1: think it's okay, she's still a virgin. There aren't many
Speaker 1: out there good for her, and the right man is
Speaker 1: out there for her. Now we see a lot of
Speaker 1: like crosses and Bibles and things around the house, so
Speaker 1: maybe mom has moms like listen, she could be the
Speaker 1: next Virgin Mary. I don't know what's happening good for Russia.
Speaker 1: Little did she not get tied up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't think the Virgin Mary was thinking about
Speaker 2: any of the has been thinking about because she got
Speaker 2: a nerdy mine over there.
Speaker 1: Sure does. So we see the first picture of a
Speaker 1: guy and they go, oh, he's cute. He's cute, and
Speaker 1: she goes, but the conversation isn't good and they're like, damn, girl, damn.
Speaker 1: Then another guy, he's cute, he's six feet tall. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's cute. He's cute. And then this other one she goes,
Speaker 1: this is my favorite. It's this white guy with the beard.
Speaker 1: His name is Zach and he's thirty four, and she goes, Mom,
Speaker 1: could I you know if I you know? She said,
Speaker 1: this guy has a job, he has his own car,
Speaker 1: he has his own place, whatever. And she says, Mom,
Speaker 1: if I liked him, could I bring him home? And
Speaker 1: Mom goes, no, don't bring no man up in here.
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing that in this house. No, never, no, no.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, Rasha's like what they're like, No, Rasha, No,
Speaker 1: they are funny. The mom and this is they are funny.
Speaker 1: And some of the stuff that we know that Rasha
Speaker 1: wants to do, I don't think she needs to be
Speaker 1: doing that at home. Agyo. She's like, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: to find a sturdy beam in the ceiling for my sex. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the next song is more poppy sounding, and it
Speaker 1: is we don't need no sleep because the party don't stop.
Speaker 1: Put your hands on me, put your hands on me
Speaker 1: and turn me on on on.
Speaker 2: These are like movies from like an eighties movie soundtrack
Speaker 2: in high school.
Speaker 1: So bad, so bad. Yeah, they really are royalty free music.
Speaker 1: So now Rassa is going to meet Zach and I
Speaker 1: guess they're at this like candle making place. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so in the talking head, she says, in my mind,
Speaker 1: Zach is putting me in handcuffs and tickling my toes
Speaker 1: and tying me up and spanking me. Geeze, just make
Speaker 1: a candle and get a first kiss, girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go out to dinner or something like that, Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, start with missionary and then like graduate, like,
Speaker 1: like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: I cause I feel like to do all the stuff
Speaker 2: that she's planning on doing. You kind of need to
Speaker 2: know each other a little bit, gotta trust each other
Speaker 2: a little bit, because I don't want somebody to tie
Speaker 2: me up who I don't know. Are you gonna leave
Speaker 2: me here when we're done? Are you gonna untime me?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What's going on? She needs to establish a sexual relationship
Speaker 1: before she can get into you know, kinks and stuff.
Speaker 1: I think yes, but she's like, this is what she's
Speaker 1: got in her mind. She read fifty Shades of Gray
Speaker 1: and said this is for me. So she wants to
Speaker 1: order her drink before he arrives. I think the production
Speaker 1: tells her no. She's like, can I get a drink?
Speaker 1: And a drink never comes, and she says, I'm worried
Speaker 1: that I'm not attractive to men, and I'm worried because
Speaker 1: I'm not in my goal weight. I feel really big.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if I get gassy when I
Speaker 1: get nervous. You know, Dad was funny. It's funny. Zach
Speaker 1: walks in. She tells him like, I'm really nervous because well,
Speaker 1: I'm less nervous now that you know I'm here. He's
Speaker 1: very cute. I'm talking head. He says, No, I think
Speaker 1: she's more than pretty. I think she's beautiful. You know,
Speaker 1: I like her style. I want to I want her
Speaker 1: to know that, like I'm into her, Like yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and plus they've been talking for a long time too,
Speaker 1: it's not just like a total stranger. Yes. So he
Speaker 1: says to her like, I'm not a catfish, am I?
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, thank god, thank god. He goes,
Speaker 1: you're not one either, like you look great, and then
Speaker 1: talking head, she goes, I think he's lying because I'm
Speaker 1: not used to somebody being nice and I'm not used
Speaker 1: to that kind of attention. I'm not sad. Yeah, she's like,
Speaker 1: but I'm getting the energy from him that he likes me,
Speaker 1: but like she doesn't trust it because she had that
Speaker 1: terrible guy. That one guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he fucked her up.
Speaker 1: I hope he got deported so me too. I know
Speaker 1: that's not a nice thing to say, but he was
Speaker 1: terrible to her. He tricked her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a total asshole to her, like he
Speaker 2: broke her all the way down.
Speaker 1: Yes. So they talk about the colors of the candles
Speaker 1: and she turns and she asked about her colors because
Speaker 1: she's wearing this like colorful caft in. He goes, I
Speaker 1: like your colors, girl, I know, Zach, he did that. No, Zach,
Speaker 1: it's not necessary, Zach. You don't need to go into
Speaker 1: the full double snap girl, No, you don't the duct
Speaker 1: two points. She didn't mind it, she laughed.
Speaker 2: But it's like he doesn't need to make that a
Speaker 2: regular thing.
Speaker 1: He does, Zach, one and done. I hope he felt
Speaker 1: real weird right after he did it.
Speaker 2: He should have.
Speaker 1: So he asked her how many guys have you matched with?
Speaker 1: And she goes a lot. She goes, but sometimes I
Speaker 1: end the chat because of things they in the chat,
Speaker 1: because the things I say, and I don't blame them,
Speaker 1: and that's fine, and he goes, wait what, he goes,
Speaker 1: did you just say some really like off the wall stuff,
Speaker 1: or you just like really direct, because sometimes guys don't
Speaker 1: really like if you're like super direct. She goes, no,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not so much that I'm direct. I
Speaker 1: was just a situation. It's like I'm still a virgin,
Speaker 1: Like that's the situation. And then he just looks at
Speaker 1: her and she goes, are you okay with that? And
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I don't know, but I think that's
Speaker 1: a fake out, don't you.
Speaker 2: I think it's a fake out too, because and then
Speaker 2: I wonder if she told all these other guys she
Speaker 2: was a virgin, why didn't she tell him before the date.
Speaker 1: It could be because her sister was like, if you
Speaker 1: really like him, don't fuck it up and tell him. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Alex gets waxed and gets a haircut, and he dated
Speaker 1: it and listen, I think he should have done nair.
Speaker 1: I think that waxing was too much, just too painful
Speaker 1: to get the whole body do nair.
Speaker 2: He had a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He says he he needs this date to go well,
Speaker 1: and we see him walk out to meet Andrea and
Speaker 1: she's like, whoa, because I guess he looks we gotta
Speaker 1: make it over yeah. So Nali gets a biology lesson
Speaker 1: with the stuffed animal looking anatomic doll. I was gross out, hey, John,
Speaker 1: everything okay? Oh okay?
Speaker 3: How was the vacation boble scul Was Vacation Bobble School terrible?
Speaker 1: Or was it fun? Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you look all in your backpack? In your suitcase? Okay? Where?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you have an extra pay you can use?
Speaker 3: They are?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, if you give me five minutes to finish
Speaker 1: this episode, I'll help you. Okay, Okay, can you give
Speaker 1: me five minutes? You scare Ginger because now she's in
Speaker 1: here with me, climbing up on me.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, it's okay, Ginger, you're.
Speaker 1: Just dump the whole thing out.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got you, Chinger.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me just finish this episode. I got you, booboo.
Speaker 1: Do you want to sit with me or not? What
Speaker 1: do you want?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, John, let me finish this episode. Please don't scream. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've literally got five minutes sit.
Speaker 1: Chinge Okay, lot it editing going on here? Okay in
Speaker 1: case you, let's finish this up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay. So next week, okay, So not only gets a
Speaker 1: biology lesson with a stuffed animal looking animatonic doll of
Speaker 1: the vaginal area and cringing. Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 1: stuffed animal. And then they're like, the therapist says, you
Speaker 1: need to make friends with your own vagina. She does,
Speaker 1: but she does, but like she really does, it's not
Speaker 1: all He's like, oh, no, Russia goes to some sort
Speaker 1: of ropes course thing or is it like a BDSM thing?
Speaker 1: I can tell, Yeah, it was. It looked like the
Speaker 1: ropes that the guy had on Love after lock Up
Speaker 1: called something something ropes.
Speaker 2: Yes, Courtney and Will. Yes, it looked up the same thing.
Speaker 1: It looked like Courtney it Will. It looked like the
Speaker 1: same kind of thing. It was like those whatever they're called. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like light BDSM. She's in a room with a bunch
Speaker 1: of strangers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like too much work for me.
Speaker 1: No, I was like, I don't want to aim to
Speaker 1: suspend me from this. Okay. So Dianne is at like
Speaker 1: a boxing class with her friends. Her two friends are
Speaker 1: real bitchy and says, but so and says everybody just says,
Speaker 1: give him a chance, give him a chance. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not physically attracted to people. And if I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not, and I am tired of not having a sex,
Speaker 1: like but this is ridiculous, and then she says, I
Speaker 1: get frustrated when I get pushed to do something I
Speaker 1: don't want to do, and then her friends are kind
Speaker 1: of like, he talked to that guy, talked to that guy,
Speaker 1: and she gets pissed and walks off.
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 1: It's funny, though this episode has been very choppy because
Speaker 1: of the comings and goings of people in my house.
Speaker 1: But I got a little gingy in my lap.
Speaker 2: So hey Ginger, Oh my guys.
Speaker 1: Keisha, what's going on over on the Liber Lounge of Keisha?
Speaker 2: A new episode comes out Tuesday, that's just the regular
Speaker 2: liber Lounge And yeah, we're gonna talk Megan Markle, oh lord,
Speaker 2: her fake bump?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 2: I can't you know? I got my opinions on that.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna have questions.
Speaker 1: Wa.
Speaker 2: Kisha is gonna come out this Friday. So if you
Speaker 2: have questions you would like to ask me or producer
Speaker 2: James uh email us at lib Lounge Radio at gmail
Speaker 2: dot com. And you also can catch me on.
Speaker 1: Fixing things people and famous people with Christa Rosa.
Speaker 2: I don't know when the episode comes out, so just
Speaker 2: look out for it all.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Keisha's going on fixing famous people with Chris
Speaker 1: and Dominic and they're going to fix an Italian Grace,
Speaker 1: which should be very entertaining, should be very mean entertaining.
Speaker 1: I saw that long list. As soon as I saw it.
Speaker 1: Tali Grass gotta be an Italian Grace. They sent me
Speaker 1: a list and I was like, I didn't even know
Speaker 1: some of these people need fixing, but I guess they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, she needs fixing.
Speaker 1: Bless Bless is Natalia Grace. No, that's Gypsy Rose. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say, who's the one that Amy Archers obsessed with.
Speaker 1: That's Gypsy Rose. She's obsessed with Gypsy Roses. Fathers who
Speaker 1: she's obsessed with?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Not people look like they're half possome. Not not
Speaker 1: Michael the crazy No, that's see, I got to confuse,
Speaker 1: that's the entire Grace. No, Gypsy Rose is dad that
Speaker 1: like lives in Louisa.
Speaker 2: I don't watch anyone. Look, the whole family looks like
Speaker 2: they got possum.
Speaker 1: In their blood. That's all I'm gonna say. Amy, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if you heard that, it hurt your feelings.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you don't look like a possum. Amy just
Speaker 2: Pipsy and her dad knew.
Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, make sure you're following me over on the Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's at pink Shade Pod. And make sure you're also
Speaker 1: following Keisha the liber Lounge a Kisha and you can
Speaker 1: listen to her podcast wherever you find your podcast. And
Speaker 1: that's it, and I'll talk to you on Wednesday. We'll
Speaker 1: be chatting about the vallet over on Pink Shade Crime.
Speaker 1: Yes we will, Okay, Hi five