Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts eck.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach. Your name's glazed by the Great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Belt and Tom Sway.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Hey, everybody, welcome
Speaker 1: to the Star Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him Sween,
Speaker 1: it's him Derek. We're back. Randy Orton, Randy Orton, Randy
Speaker 1: is that like Orson Wells Orton Orton Orton Wells. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know who Randy Orton is. I
Speaker 1: really have no context of pro wrestling. Yeah, like and what.
Speaker 4: Every single I'm gonna do my thing. No, the is
Speaker 4: not or so I was like respectable. Randy Orton is
Speaker 4: the devil, like quite literally, he's the worst person outside
Speaker 4: of inside of inside of the ring. He's a piece
Speaker 4: of shouts ring. He's not really that shitty. He's like
Speaker 4: not as bad as like Triple H Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, triple Triple A and Triple is triple there's triple
Speaker 1: wrestling in Triple A. It's really good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of our friends I'm gonna even know from New
Speaker 4: York sister, Like he dated a girl whose cousin David
Speaker 4: Randy Orton, and we met him once and that's fucking wild.
Speaker 4: He was just at a place that shouldn't have been
Speaker 4: that and I was like, oh, that's Randy Orton. Not
Speaker 4: I thought about it, but I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna I'm not gonna force that out him right now.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do him like that. He's he's he's
Speaker 4: just literally, you know, like a social interaction. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna take my dick out towhere nowhere nowhere.
Speaker 2: You guys are he has this finishing move where he
Speaker 2: it's just it's just it's it's his name Randall Keith
Speaker 2: Orton or Orton Randall Keith Orton. He does the r KO.
Speaker 2: That's a finishing move. But what it is is he
Speaker 2: come usually comes out of nowhere. He sneaks up on
Speaker 2: you and then he does like what a lot of
Speaker 2: people know is the well you know, there's a guy
Speaker 2: named DDP that did the diamond Cutter.
Speaker 1: So but it's a really fun move.
Speaker 2: If he saw it, you would be like that shouldn't
Speaker 2: be like, it wouldn't hurt that much, right, I said,
Speaker 2: there's there's.
Speaker 4: A version that I would do that I would do
Speaker 4: to my friends, but like, don't make sure they'd be
Speaker 4: a pillow, because it would just be pretty much running
Speaker 4: up with somebody grabbing their head and putting all your
Speaker 4: weight on their head as they slam.
Speaker 1: Hit the floor. Yeah, if you're doing it like on
Speaker 1: like solid ground, you'll break someone's face. Well, look, before
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Speaker 1: and beyond. I just got headphones splitters today so we
Speaker 1: can start doing these uh these movie commentary to We're
Speaker 1: not sure what with the nature of them is gonna
Speaker 1: be exactly quite yet, but we've got all the equipment
Speaker 1: we need to start them, which is exciting.
Speaker 4: We should watch We should go through twelve ten videos
Speaker 4: of each person's Instagram feed and see what happens.
Speaker 1: What do you mean somebody's one of us?
Speaker 4: Like, all right, who goes for it? Sure is go
Speaker 4: through twelve for me. It's gonna behing some gases and
Speaker 4: like fucking ed words.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I didn't what I mean, I guess.
Speaker 4: It's nothing that I'm like, it's nothing that I'm afraid
Speaker 4: to show.
Speaker 5: No, I mean neither, but it's just like being prepared.
Speaker 1: Confusing to me though, is that, like, so the algorithm, right,
Speaker 1: will feed me all this crazy shit and it's usually
Speaker 1: like conspiracy shit or like, I don't know, people getting
Speaker 1: hurt is a common one.
Speaker 4: We've we've over inductually gonna because I met you and
Speaker 4: Jalen's one, right, we're getting so much of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our thing is really fucking my thing up. But
Speaker 1: then I'll and that's all I'll look for. But then
Speaker 1: I'll go to the Explore page and it's just goon Central.
Speaker 1: But like I'll never scroll through things and gooner material
Speaker 1: will show up. So I don't understand. I don't understand
Speaker 1: how that was your man and.
Speaker 2: Is trying to hook you. I think the algorithm is
Speaker 2: just trying to do I guess like mine was actually correct.
Speaker 2: For a while, it was mostly mma, it was mostly
Speaker 2: fitness people in the Explorer part where you go to
Speaker 2: the brows or whatever, but it flipped to not even
Speaker 2: like super provocative. It's like you know when you talk
Speaker 2: about somebody and then you start getting some advertisement that
Speaker 2: matches what you were talking about, so like it does.
Speaker 2: It's right now, it's going through an arc war, say
Speaker 2: Jojo and I we're talking about and well, I so
Speaker 2: I doubly talked about it because I mentioned Millie Bobby Brown,
Speaker 2: and then I said, like, oh, I was getting like
Speaker 2: she's clearly not trying to separate herself from eleven, and
Speaker 2: she's been advertising a lot of stuff and every time
Speaker 2: she advertised, she's like not wearing a like you.
Speaker 1: Know, purposefully.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm like, hey, here's my tits or whatever,
Speaker 2: but you know, and then all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 2: just like I don't click on any of them, but
Speaker 2: it's there.
Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of she's holding up something and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is it all this? Yeah, like I did,
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I've never searched for her.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm used it. I've always been like
Speaker 4: just like click on something and go.
Speaker 1: For exactly yeah right now. The thing that I see
Speaker 1: often Yeah, it's hilarious too, because I totally liked if
Speaker 1: I was seventeen, it'd be fucked be like ruined. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, But it's usually like it's usually like, are
Speaker 1: do you have a hard time getting to sleep? And
Speaker 1: it's a girl like trying to adjust herself in bed
Speaker 1: and then she flips and then her ass jiggles, you know,
Speaker 1: and you're like, that's that's very funny. But that's like
Speaker 1: I feel like that it's so insidious. Oh yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Damn dude. All right, So I got young
Speaker 1: guys out there, man, like, if you're the Ortega is
Speaker 1: that her name something? Or Jenna Jenna, she's a Wednesday Adams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jenna Ortego.
Speaker 2: So I have a general ortago on where she's looking
Speaker 2: lust full like and aiwn no, I think it's a
Speaker 2: real one.
Speaker 1: For me, it's just like a fucking.
Speaker 2: A fucking practical effects like a mask, but it's a vagina.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Wait? Look at this? Look at this
Speaker 1: showed up? That is well, that's kind of sick, like
Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy, Like that's nuts, Like, that's wild.
Speaker 1: Do you imagine wearing this? They just walking just walking shopping?
Speaker 2: You you would fuck someone's day up so bad that
Speaker 2: Doug Jones, Uh, it's kind of weak right now. My
Speaker 2: browsing thing that was cool, Don't get me wrong. Some
Speaker 2: stupid AI shitty thirst trap. It's just oh see here's
Speaker 2: one of the I just scrolled down just a little
Speaker 2: bit and she's advertising underwear. Yeah yeah, it's just like
Speaker 2: it's and I'm like, bro, I don't care, this is
Speaker 2: not for you. And then look at a poor her dude,
Speaker 2: she's fucking.
Speaker 4: That has to be edited. It's probably edited to a degree,
Speaker 4: but that's like the contrast.
Speaker 1: The contrast is high. But I saw that direct interview.
Speaker 1: She was the very thing. Yeah, the contract to highlight
Speaker 1: the dark.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the thing I took away from the Chadwick
Speaker 1: Boseman thing was like, I don't know what people got going.
Speaker 2: Right, you know, I have no I'm not gonna throw shade.
Speaker 2: She's going everywhere like just you can't like it's all
Speaker 2: that came out.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I didn't sit hold on wait
Speaker 1: what let me say? Well, what did say? I didn't
Speaker 1: read it? Diagnosed with autism Bella Ramsey.
Speaker 4: I mean no, I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that her name. Okay, the last of a Star. Okay,
Speaker 2: Bella Ramsey reveals Bella Ramsey.
Speaker 1: Huh what did you say? Like that? Like you couldn't
Speaker 1: believe that that was her name? Well, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's a weird name for a person. It sounds she
Speaker 1: sounds she sounds like, I don't know, that's it's let
Speaker 1: me finish it. It sounds like a porn name. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a poppy point. Yeah. It sounds very fictitious
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, like not a real person. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have those names, dude, Yeah, yes they do. I
Speaker 4: mean apparently looks my name Steele. His name was like
Speaker 4: Bradley Steel or something, And I was like what yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, but it was spelt like actual, dude,
Speaker 4: about like porn star steel with at the end it
Speaker 4: was like his name.
Speaker 1: Under under, Like I understand this is I understand how
Speaker 1: this sounds because it sounds like one of my classic
Speaker 1: little lies. Yeah. But like I knew a kid whose
Speaker 1: middle name was Mick Danger and they his parents fucked
Speaker 1: him up with that, of course, Like that is so
Speaker 1: crazy to do to a kid. That is crazy Danger Dude,
Speaker 1: you can't he can't even get away with it. He's
Speaker 1: that's like the he's the only person with that name too,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So like if he ever
Speaker 1: does anything, he's like he used for me to find
Speaker 1: this guy too. Yeah, I almost have more respect for
Speaker 1: people who like, you know, oh, this is my son
Speaker 1: Mike Smith, you know what I mean, Like that's boring.
Speaker 1: But it's like there's like a layer of kind of
Speaker 1: like that's I'm thinking about bringing back jack Man, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was thinking the jackery though that's not well, that's
Speaker 1: not what that is at all. Jack. So I would
Speaker 1: say called him Jack but.
Speaker 2: By Jack, but Jackson is really what it would be
Speaker 2: like j A x O N though because j X
Speaker 2: because of Jack's from Mortal Kombat, like an X Man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because the X Men. Yeah yeah, not not Jack's for
Speaker 2: Mortal Combat X Men. Actually that's what I meant, the
Speaker 2: same Jack from the X Men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack from the X Men. Such a like taking
Speaker 1: characters in the X Men would be such a lame comparatively, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I love the idea of like King joining the
Speaker 1: X Man or the X Man, not the X Man,
Speaker 1: the X Man, But like, all right, what.
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know, man, I roar I really
Speaker 1: accurately a Suplex youre really good. Yeah, that's it. He's
Speaker 1: better than the average person at Suplex, probably the best
Speaker 1: tuo plexer in the world. But still by no means
Speaker 1: supernatural and anyway, he's like not even can't even class
Speaker 1: him in like mutant category. They're like the the mutant
Speaker 1: thing about it is the most mutant thing about him
Speaker 1: is that like maybe like he has tigers tiger's vocal cords.
Speaker 2: I guess basically you know where he could like he
Speaker 2: could roar like a tiger. It's really impressive. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's like like even like Exavier's like this is insane,
Speaker 4: likesurd like like.
Speaker 1: If he was on America's Got Talent, he would make
Speaker 1: it to the final two probably, but the last person
Speaker 1: is probably gonna beat him.
Speaker 2: Anyone with any like anything with anyone any like applicable talent,
Speaker 2: anyone with like.
Speaker 1: A physical like easily demonstraight. Yeah, if someone's like doing
Speaker 1: like fifty five flips in a second, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, well, they clearly win, but.
Speaker 4: Like he's still more impressive than them by like what
Speaker 4: he can do with his ability. But it's like this
Speaker 4: is just like you can.
Speaker 1: Roar, Like I really that really fucked up for lunch.
Speaker 1: I really thought King was half tiger, like for the longest,
Speaker 1: like honestly till like I was twenty something because I
Speaker 1: didn't play like the you know, I only played up
Speaker 1: to three.
Speaker 2: Something was wrong thought like, oh he had like because
Speaker 2: say Caine had one of those voice things because he
Speaker 2: couldn't speak or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah a voice thy one of those Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like the smokers in those commercials, exactly, I don't smoke
Speaker 1: your durn gay, don't finger my neck stop. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that old gross bitch? Yeah, and would smoke Yeah,
Speaker 1: my throat at hole do it? Fuck it. It's actually
Speaker 1: way better than regular. Know what's crazy? They they must
Speaker 1: do that, you know, absolutely someone someone has absolutely people
Speaker 1: every orfice you can people stones the hell are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Like have you seen that? Yes, it was
Speaker 1: a scene. He's talking about his own experience exactly. I
Speaker 1: was like, no one, you're the only one who's seen that.
Speaker 1: Look him walking around at night in his neighborhood PMS
Speaker 1: and he's like, can you believe this to yourself?
Speaker 4: These people are fucking gross dick. Put my dick in
Speaker 4: a mountain.
Speaker 1: You're doing Jalen monologues to nobody about yourself.
Speaker 2: You know, my buddy used to have an apartment with
Speaker 2: He's kind of a He was one of those friends.
Speaker 2: We had those kind of a piece of ship, you know.
Speaker 2: And uh he wait, hold on, way, what do you mean. Well,
Speaker 2: he was just kind of he was our friend, but
Speaker 2: he was also kind of a not a great person,
Speaker 2: Like he was extremely selfish. He uh, he cheated on
Speaker 2: like he started dating my friend Aaron, cheated on her,
Speaker 2: fucking you know, took her car while she was working.
Speaker 1: Dad. But like, he's just he was just like not.
Speaker 2: He was very broke up with this one girl because
Speaker 2: she was making too much money and he felt a masculine.
Speaker 1: He's one of those dogs. He's stupid.
Speaker 2: He was he was in and he somehow became little
Speaker 2: brown Mexican dude, somehow became like Nazi adjacent when he
Speaker 2: moved to France, I think bordering Italy, so he probably
Speaker 2: started hanging out with some fashies or something, because like
Speaker 2: I started seeing stories and it was like kind of
Speaker 2: like it was Kanye esque, like pro like.
Speaker 1: Oh, Hitler, wouldn't that be? And I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: hell what happened to this guy?
Speaker 2: He fucking without a country and then even started Anyway,
Speaker 2: That's not the point point, is I guess it reinforces
Speaker 2: what I'm saying sure, but the point of the story
Speaker 2: is we had an apartment in seven Like he hadn't
Speaker 2: snapped yet, right, Like, so he was just kind of
Speaker 2: a dick, but he would like leave dishes or something
Speaker 2: like he had a couple of noodles and like molded
Speaker 2: like some one of our friends came over and he fucking,
Speaker 2: like you know, made a bee line to that cup
Speaker 2: of noodles and he was like.
Speaker 1: Derk, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Like I can't believe this is out here, And he
Speaker 2: went to go throw it out himself, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I told my buddy that came up with was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he fucking did that, like you know, but I could
Speaker 2: tell he's he's like yelling, but it's like he's yelling
Speaker 2: at himself because he did it, but he just wanted
Speaker 2: to like pass it off as if he didn't do it.
Speaker 2: So like you taking like the stones and fucking them
Speaker 2: and you'd be like, oh, that's fucking.
Speaker 1: Like, I can't believe this person.
Speaker 2: It's like you're projecting when you're the one who clearly
Speaker 2: did it, and my buddy would do that. My other
Speaker 2: homie came over. I guess I just found out a
Speaker 2: few days ago. My buddy Nando came over and I
Speaker 2: mentioned that and he was like, oh, yeah, he did
Speaker 2: that one time when he was like, damn fucking Derek,
Speaker 2: just not doing the fucking dishes, just leave them, and
Speaker 2: he started cleaning them and ship and then like, you know,
Speaker 2: Nando didn't think anything of it, and he was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: The motherfucker like blamed it on you, essentially, but knowing
Speaker 2: that he's the one who did.
Speaker 4: It, the guy that's the guy that came on a
Speaker 4: seagull and kicked it.
Speaker 1: Like he's somehow mad at the seagulls. He's self aware
Speaker 1: at all, So he was he was self aware. He
Speaker 1: was just like he was a bad person.
Speaker 2: He was a bad person trying to pass it off
Speaker 2: to the you know, the guest whoever's over, as if
Speaker 2: he didn't do it. But he still would clean it
Speaker 2: up anyway because he knew, he knew himself that he
Speaker 2: obviously did it. So weird, you know, but I'm just like,
Speaker 2: why did you? It was weird when he did it
Speaker 2: in front of me, because as soon as he left
Speaker 2: to go throw out that couple of noodles, I was
Speaker 2: all fucking like full of mold.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he did that. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was like, it's weird that he even did that
Speaker 2: and left the room to give me a chance to
Speaker 2: expose him. So I thought that was strange and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why why are you you did it? You don't even
Speaker 2: have to say anything. Was he can't be wrong kind
Speaker 2: of fellas. I don't know about that can't be wrong thing,
Speaker 2: but it was just more of a I guess it
Speaker 2: was just you know, huge ego that he had to
Speaker 2: he had. He you had to see him in a
Speaker 2: certain light that I guess you got to see him.
Speaker 2: He couldn't be messy. He always had to be cool,
Speaker 2: you know, shit like that. He would embarrass himself in
Speaker 2: a joking way like you would uh like cop a
Speaker 2: pass by and you would get down on the floor
Speaker 2: and immediately, you know, do like a and I'm like,
Speaker 2: cud stop stop, Like one of these days I could
Speaker 2: actually pull over and like be like, oh he's here's
Speaker 2: a w Yeah.
Speaker 4: If one of our friends and that, I'd be so
Speaker 4: mad at them. I just wouldn't talk to him for
Speaker 4: a while. I'd be like a while of me not
Speaker 4: talking to him and like inviting people over and excluding
Speaker 4: them and having them know about it. But that's not funny.
Speaker 4: You scared me to my maximum level of fear for
Speaker 4: a game, you know, for a solo joke, not even
Speaker 4: a group joke. We be like, yeah, like, oh we
Speaker 4: almost died.
Speaker 1: Changed if it's a solo joke versus a group joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a group joke, everybody kind of laughs at it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the the the amount of laughter
Speaker 1: is greater. Yeah, you're involved.
Speaker 4: It's like if everyone's involved in having a little jaunt,
Speaker 4: that sign that's pretty dangerous.
Speaker 1: I'm like, god, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: But if you're just like, oh, this is for you
Speaker 4: only your selfish on the dick, sure, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I might have mentioned this guy once before,
Speaker 2: maybe probably Yeah, specifically because there was a time where
Speaker 2: we were all driving. We had Little Caesar's pizza in
Speaker 2: the car and this fucking piece of trash.
Speaker 1: Oh is this the guy who threw the pizza? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Asian guy.
Speaker 2: But like, but it was like it was crazy because
Speaker 2: the Asian guy reacted like as if he was an
Speaker 2: NPC that's not supposed to react to stuff. Because the
Speaker 2: pizza hit his windshield and he just was just going
Speaker 2: and I was like that nigga had a hard day
Speaker 2: and he just.
Speaker 1: Didn't like, you know, I imagine it was just one
Speaker 1: of those things where he just saw it. He was
Speaker 1: just like he went home and he let his family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like something went home and he let his killed his
Speaker 1: entire family. He grabs his kid, throws him straight up
Speaker 1: three floors up into the apartment building he lives in.
Speaker 2: The little kid's back is broken, and you may be
Speaker 2: asking yourselves, especially listeners at home, like why did you
Speaker 2: hang around this guy?
Speaker 1: Have money? I no, I can't give you an answer.
Speaker 1: He was like he was one of the homies from Yes,
Speaker 1: he was very funny.
Speaker 2: We were in bands together. He was pretty decent guitar
Speaker 2: like he was you know, like his he had a
Speaker 2: fraternal twin brother.
Speaker 1: That was cool.
Speaker 2: He wasn't he was the psychopath like that. Like he
Speaker 2: was just always around and he was like he was
Speaker 2: your friend, but also like outside of it, he was
Speaker 2: just terrible to like everybody else, and not in a
Speaker 2: malicious way, in a like, uh, I don't care, this
Speaker 2: is funding me type of way. I'm gonna do what
Speaker 2: I want. It's weird and that's why it doesn't surprise
Speaker 2: me that, you know, he moved out of the country
Speaker 2: because he was. I respected his decision at the time
Speaker 2: because he was like, yeah, America sucks, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: Like he he walked the walk right like he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm out of here. So he left and I almost
Speaker 2: did it too, but then I got caught him some ship,
Speaker 2: but uh yeah, he but then somehow he was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: Hitler is not so bad.
Speaker 4: I'm like, how the fuck did this happen. We're all
Speaker 4: we're all like four decisions away from thinking Hitler is
Speaker 4: not that bad of a guy.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that what's happening? I think so, because clearly so
Speaker 1: many people are doing it. Clearly it's like not that
Speaker 1: hard to get there. It's like, I think the further
Speaker 1: away things get in history, the more like whatever they are.
Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like like when we were kids,
Speaker 1: or like when I was at least when I was born,
Speaker 1: Hitler had died in that fucking century, you know. Now,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like that was like one hundred fucking
Speaker 1: years ago. You know, I don't care it wasn't. It
Speaker 1: feels like, I guess nobody cares.
Speaker 2: You're right to the point where like, what look what
Speaker 2: Kanye is doing and most of his fans don't mind,
Speaker 2: Like like most of his fans are still kind of there.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, even ones that, like I said, I watched
Speaker 2: deleted where he's like a big Kanye deleted. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was Kanye fan, and like he'll slam Kanye, but he
Speaker 2: won't sever the tie.
Speaker 1: And to me, it's kind of like a little nuts roe.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, he's gone.
Speaker 4: And it's had a talking to barbershop when I got
Speaker 4: my haircut about that ship and I was like, y'all
Speaker 4: niggas are fucking I was. I couldn't they saying I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't Like the Jews though, Like I was just
Speaker 4: just like, you gotta let him be man. He's mentally
Speaker 4: on well, and I'm like, he's mentally on well, but
Speaker 4: he's being insid Like I was like, look, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: everyone in this room is black man, and you just
Speaker 4: saw another black man put a clan outfit on and
Speaker 4: your God's like running apologies for him. I was like,
Speaker 4: I was like, none of y'all know Kanye's music more
Speaker 4: than like really loved him more than I did.
Speaker 1: And y'all are. I was like, I also don't know him. Yeah, him,
Speaker 1: you know, like we don't owe him.
Speaker 4: We don't owe him like we we can respect what
Speaker 4: he's made. We don't owe him like any sort of
Speaker 4: grace for doing insane ship it's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, be like the blitz Craek was a good
Speaker 2: idea for Germany. It is like, uh, it's a weird thing.
Speaker 1: People running deep defense for people they don't even know
Speaker 1: is so bizarre to me, Like I don't get I
Speaker 1: really don't get it at all.
Speaker 2: Also, that's why parasocial is a nice word that that
Speaker 2: made it into like the you know, the lexicon that
Speaker 2: we like we all use now because it really it's
Speaker 2: so private.
Speaker 1: Google Docs doesn't even recognize that as a real word.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure because I remember writing that in a
Speaker 1: couple of scripts and being frustrated that there was like
Speaker 1: that red line anything.
Speaker 2: No, you're right because even when I do even now,
Speaker 2: when I say there, I say parasocial. I had to
Speaker 2: train it to pick it up when I would use
Speaker 2: a textas speech to text or voice the text, and
Speaker 2: and another one like which is I feel like is
Speaker 2: a we're using it way more now sycophan because because
Speaker 2: of when the politicians are so different now in a
Speaker 2: way that the sick of the way that people were
Speaker 2: sycophants before is so fucking different. There wasn't like fans,
Speaker 2: you know, like they're like, I'll do anything to rub
Speaker 2: against you and have some of your clout where moro
Speaker 2: was just like where where with quid pro quo? Like
Speaker 2: our parents growing up and then us growing up in
Speaker 2: politics was just quid pro quo?
Speaker 1: What can you do for me? What have you done
Speaker 1: for me lately?
Speaker 2: And now you have like, oh, I love Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why she's so cool? Like why why are
Speaker 2: you fucking shut up so cool?
Speaker 1: Stared? I love Morgory Taylor Creed. He would I want
Speaker 1: to go hunt you with her one day.
Speaker 6: I want to go hunting with Dick Jny right now,
Speaker 6: why would anybody? Oh yeah, he shot somebody, he would
Speaker 6: be dude. He shot somebody in the face with bird shot, right, yes,
Speaker 6: And the guy a person was a quail. Do you
Speaker 6: know how small a quail is?
Speaker 4: I had quail like I had the size of a human.
Speaker 1: Dude. I had a quail for like dinner ones, which
Speaker 1: by the way. I just saw it on the menu
Speaker 1: and I was like, when the fuck am I gonna
Speaker 1: ever see quail on the menu again? Oh yeah, So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so curious. They are so small,
Speaker 1: it's unreal. I'm not a fan. It really upsets me.
Speaker 1: It's very like seeing like whatever.
Speaker 2: Quail, like this little tiny bird, and I'm like, come on, dude,
Speaker 2: it's not enough meat for what it is. It's not
Speaker 2: because it's like it's you can get a chicken breast
Speaker 2: and that that's a that's the quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, yeah, the chicken breast is the size of
Speaker 1: an entire fucking the legs and the thigh and the
Speaker 1: brea and the whole thing is a whole fucking body essentially.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don know, this just feels this
Speaker 1: is like what you eat when you don't have anything
Speaker 1: else to eat. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I had I
Speaker 1: just had no context for what a quail good. It's
Speaker 1: not bad, but it's not better than chicken or like dogs, certainly,
Speaker 1: you know, like those I get, but like quail is
Speaker 1: just like you're just kind of being mean, Like it
Speaker 1: just kind of felt like a jerk that like it
Speaker 1: feels like a mean spirited meal. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's why I feel like if someone was eating squirrels
Speaker 2: and I'm like, right, dog, there's like here, we we
Speaker 2: were good.
Speaker 1: We don't person.
Speaker 4: See those niggas do that all the time.
Speaker 2: They eat coon squirrels, but that's in their neighborhood in
Speaker 2: the neck of the woods. Come on, I have to say, raccoon, raccoon, raccoons.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4: Raccoon eating a raccoon is pretty You feel like it's
Speaker 4: really evil because raccoon's something about them seems more human.
Speaker 4: Saying raccoons raccoon, that's raccoon.
Speaker 1: You sound like you're saying raccoon. Yeah. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1: That's what I keep hearing it. Raccoon, Would you eat him?
Speaker 1: That's a big nigga, That is a big Yeah. Raccoon
Speaker 1: is such a weird way to say. I say raccoon.
Speaker 1: I say raccoon. I said raccoon. I don't say. You
Speaker 1: actually say raccoons. You're not doing it for comedic effect. No,
Speaker 1: I say raccoon. Rah, I say rat raccoon. I say raccoon.
Speaker 4: Raccoon sounds fine as well too, but I say raccoon.
Speaker 1: Weird. I wonder why I don't know.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're trying to like make maybe a
Speaker 4: linger like a lingeringly British dumb things.
Speaker 1: I'm jamaking, Oh you jarring? Since what is this? What
Speaker 1: is this not so raccoon? I talk it all weird
Speaker 1: on purpose on the off tread stud.
Speaker 7: If it ever came up, everyone around it would point
Speaker 7: to laugh and say, ha ha, you're gay for saying.
Speaker 1: It that way.
Speaker 4: I'm really so sick of this Kings's dad joke.
Speaker 1: Sorry, and I love it.
Speaker 4: They adore it, and I'm like, oh my god, isn't
Speaker 4: funny it is? It's funny that my dad is like
Speaker 4: the devil, It's funny that he's like the worst.
Speaker 1: Well it works because you don't like your dad, so
Speaker 1: like no one's like no one feels like you're like
Speaker 1: you hate it, not for the reasons that someone in
Speaker 1: the audience might be offended for somebody making jokes about
Speaker 1: their dad and my dad alone, Leave my Papy alone,
Speaker 1: you bitch, were Kingston.
Speaker 2: Let me show you the circle of life as he
Speaker 2: takes a shot gun to a baby elephant. I don't
Speaker 2: know why we decided he's like he's like a like
Speaker 2: a big game hunter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, what is this a palette swap of
Speaker 4: the of the Damangic cartoon got the hunter, but he's
Speaker 4: a black man.
Speaker 7: Come on, he said, you want to join me in
Speaker 7: the hunt and and fucking pluck the heads off of
Speaker 7: these baby quail.
Speaker 1: Like the head look I've cut towards my bare hand
Speaker 1: scutters up a tree, grabs when dead fast. Look at it,
Speaker 1: look at it, morn, look at it more in its
Speaker 1: own life. Look at it.
Speaker 8: It's so easy, it's so easy. Look try it out, son,
Speaker 8: he looking off the head the calf of a can. Yeah,
Speaker 8: grab grab that one that looks like it's crying.
Speaker 1: Son. We're gonna sell these heads to r. F K Jr.
Speaker 1: To eat them and make him. He's gonna put them
Speaker 1: in his net hole. I love by ice tricks quail hands.
Speaker 1: I love iced quail heads. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk we're doing. Yeah, I did want to mention before
Speaker 1: before we got too off the rails, too late obviously,
Speaker 1: but uh, we are very close to two thousand paid listeners,
Speaker 1: very close. So if you want to help us recent milestone. Remember,
Speaker 1: if we get there, we're going to skin Kingston alive
Speaker 1: and he's going to do it. He's going to do
Speaker 1: an entire show. He's going to do it. He's going
Speaker 1: to do an entire show as meet stin Whoa.
Speaker 4: I hate how much my name works for any sort
Speaker 4: of adjective or fucking now.
Speaker 1: Well, it works with anybody with like a longer merch
Speaker 1: has dropped.
Speaker 4: I hate it's always I can see it.
Speaker 1: I could see it. It's very vivid right like.
Speaker 4: It's always like it's always meets thin, Angryston, dumbstin Gaston.
Speaker 1: Almost specifically recently it was it was Kingston Princeton, uh
Speaker 1: and was its Preston Peasants. It works with anybody. It
Speaker 1: works if if your name is like Tom, it doesn't
Speaker 1: work right. But like because it's your too, so it's
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. It's the same thing where it's like,
Speaker 1: oh it's gay staffer. Like I used to get like
Speaker 1: stuffer all the time. I was like, oh great, awesome.
Speaker 4: That feels like a little more of a stretch we
Speaker 4: was trying to it is because then it's just like
Speaker 4: it feels like there must.
Speaker 1: Be something about the stuff that like makes people want
Speaker 1: to do it just makes you want to slide right into.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, it starts it because it's what is the
Speaker 4: most insultable name? Probably that's a good question. No, I
Speaker 4: think for me it's Tanner. Anyone named Tanna, I want
Speaker 4: them to hurt. But I think it's I think the name.
Speaker 1: Was insultable name, probably like a probably like Simon or something.
Speaker 1: Simon over here in America is very nervous. Exactly Simon,
Speaker 1: but like Simon Simon adjacent like in that realm of
Speaker 1: like where Simon is in a category like those are
Speaker 1: the names that I would imagine. The answer to the
Speaker 1: question is there's like a.
Speaker 2: Weird America thing where so like I knew a couple
Speaker 2: of Simons, and they both didn't go by that name.
Speaker 2: They went by they used their middle names. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: because Simon, it's.
Speaker 1: It's really I didn't get that way by cy C.
Speaker 1: I think Bob. It's interesting. I think Bob. What about Bob?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't I have like four friends named
Speaker 4: Bob that don't go by their name Bob name. The
Speaker 4: names are Robert, but they don't even go by Robert.
Speaker 4: They they go by the like one of myne friends
Speaker 4: goes by like Bradley, one of them goes by Paul,
Speaker 4: one of them goes by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, one of other that is strange.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that. Out of them, I know,
Speaker 1: just don't go by Robert. I guess it is Robert
Speaker 1: so generic and boring because like Rob is very isn't
Speaker 1: that common.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know any Robs I know, well,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know ro but I don't know
Speaker 2: any personally, I guess. But a lot of the I
Speaker 2: know Bobby Kardashian, I know my neighbor Bobby.
Speaker 1: Bobby Bob. Bob is not a name.
Speaker 4: Bobert was a name that should have been a name
Speaker 4: of I think Bobert sounds funny.
Speaker 1: The hell up. That's like, uh, my ex had a.
Speaker 2: Her her brother was named William or like, so, so
Speaker 2: you called, I would call him Billiam because he had
Speaker 2: set a bill.
Speaker 1: It's like fred Ward, I remember fred fred Ward was.
Speaker 2: A real names, such a terrible name, fred Ward.
Speaker 1: Of course, we're still trying to meet more Adulfos. I haven't.
Speaker 2: I've only met one so far, because I like, I
Speaker 2: was like, I want to I want to try that
Speaker 2: joke again when I called him hilario and I got
Speaker 2: I thought it was like really stupid, and so I
Speaker 2: want to try to get to somebody else and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's really good. You know you want to get you
Speaker 2: want to get one side and one like, come on,
Speaker 2: isn't that badass? Like never heard was good on Hilario
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, it's like Mexican.
Speaker 1: Hitler had the end of my name. I've never seen
Speaker 1: anything like that. I'm scared that I told them.
Speaker 4: Sorry, but he's already with my nephew finding how to
Speaker 4: write a LIVEL three and what my nephew finding out
Speaker 4: how to write three?
Speaker 1: Out to write? Yeah, because you explained that it was
Speaker 1: a butt. Yeah, he said it was a butt sideways
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's the level of comedy was added to
Speaker 4: his brain. It was like a level up, Like it
Speaker 4: was just like he got the XP point and he
Speaker 4: was like, kids are so easy, it's so easy to make.
Speaker 1: They're so there. There are genuinely so innocent.
Speaker 4: It's unbelievable because it's well, obviously there's no experience there,
Speaker 4: but it's like, dang that really He like literally had
Speaker 4: to stop working because he was laughing so hard, like
Speaker 4: he needed to take a break.
Speaker 1: It must be like a great experience in some sense.
Speaker 4: It's probably horrifying at first though, well, what do you
Speaker 4: mean because you're forgetting things and.
Speaker 1: You know you're forgetting. Yeah, but you forget you're afraid.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so at first it's like really terrifying. Then
Speaker 4: it's like, ah, because like imagine.
Speaker 1: Like being it, like because I think about it. It's
Speaker 1: like because kids are easy to make laugh, Like if
Speaker 1: I enjoyed everything, because they don't know anything because everything's
Speaker 1: new to them right since the first time, they're experiencing
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff. So it's like, ah, this
Speaker 1: is fun and enjoyable. Imagine that gets to happen. Imagine
Speaker 1: you win the Jackpont, you get Alzheimer's. You know you
Speaker 1: wouldn't get to have that again. I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: you win the Jagpie. It's kind of good.
Speaker 2: It'd be like fifty first dates or something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it'd be like I love that. I'd love that to
Speaker 2: just like forget, like so you could just do whatever
Speaker 2: you want. Does she does she forget every night?
Speaker 1: Or is like what? Like what does this? Is it? Like?
Speaker 4: Like what's the where's the line?
Speaker 1: I think it's like slapper every day. It's cool, but
Speaker 1: you have no idea. It's awesome. I don't I've never
Speaker 1: seen that movie.
Speaker 4: Just scare the funk out of her really bad, like,
Speaker 4: and then she put her back and was like what
Speaker 4: next day? That does some sort of trauma to you?
Speaker 4: That do something?
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, you never saw First Dates.
Speaker 2: Of course it's Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, jew Jube
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, probably probably probably jew Barrymore, Drew Barrymore and
Speaker 2: and Tom jew.
Speaker 1: He's green? He is Jewish? Is he actually? Uh? I
Speaker 1: have no idea.
Speaker 4: I got his name now, Seth Green is right? Yeah,
Speaker 4: probably very likely. I think most of them are. I
Speaker 4: think most of the white actors in Hollywood are Jewish.
Speaker 4: I think, buddy, there's not I'm generalizing.
Speaker 1: Let let them set let them us had a heart
Speaker 1: attack at a show, like for real, Now, that's pretty
Speaker 1: that will be true potentially. Piece. I was about to
Speaker 1: be like, damn, I gotta get my money. But don't
Speaker 1: you guys going like week at the end of May? Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you going to No, it's too late.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 4: It was really cheap too whatever. I don't know the
Speaker 4: cup okay, speaking of down the cup, make it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's literally only one thing that we found
Speaker 1: of any consequence, this I wrote it down is deported. Fellow, Uh,
Speaker 1: this is somebody, so I honestly didn't. I don't know
Speaker 1: the details of this. You.
Speaker 4: What happened is that recently, a little bit of time ago,
Speaker 4: someone's lawfully attained and deported someone, many, many people, but
Speaker 4: one person in particular named kill mar Garcia, if I'm
Speaker 4: not taking his last name, is he was deported and
Speaker 4: sent back to Ol Salvador. Anyone doesn't know. Anyone's not
Speaker 4: involved in Latin Americans here. Ol Salvador had an unbelievable
Speaker 4: crime rate. For a while, it was like the Latin
Speaker 4: American country we were told not to go to. It
Speaker 4: was really really really really really fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then what.
Speaker 2: Happens, Like your idea of Brazil, it's still accurate, but
Speaker 2: it's but it's like way crazier in El Salvador. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So what happens is the current the current president of
Speaker 4: Ol Salvador was like, I'm just locking anybody up that
Speaker 4: has any sort of gang affiliation. So they went on
Speaker 4: an insane tire rade lock people up. So now it
Speaker 4: has the lowest crime rate in Latin America, but there's
Speaker 4: also so many fucking equal incarcerated. It's insane a large,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's a it's a wild amount.
Speaker 1: It's like higher than it should be, of course.
Speaker 4: So what happened is that this man Kilmar was unlawfully
Speaker 4: deported and sent wherever he was sent, we don't know,
Speaker 4: to a camp, you sent to a camp to uh
Speaker 4: for someone else, Salvador. And then what happened was the
Speaker 4: Congress all voted that he was unlawfully detained and should
Speaker 4: be returned, and Executive court, the Supreme.
Speaker 1: Court sorry and unanimous, too, right, and remember everyone, and
Speaker 1: it was which is pretty it's kind of rare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to yeah, sure it was.
Speaker 2: It was like, uh a local and then it went
Speaker 2: to the you know, the actual Supreme Court, and then
Speaker 2: I know and said, hey, you gotta you gotta do
Speaker 2: whatever you can to get him back. And then the
Speaker 2: executive brant was like no, they said no, So yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just straight up breaking the law, like even on it.
Speaker 1: Well it was been doing it, doing it, okay, So
Speaker 1: obviously was he here illegally? Actually no path, So that
Speaker 1: was kind of that's that's the most. They were all
Speaker 1: done illegally, every every asking if it was done. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is like there are people who were
Speaker 1: like I mean, Trump was even talking about deporting people
Speaker 1: who aren't even foreign like he was talking about deporting
Speaker 1: people who are naturalized citizens. Yeah, which is crazy to me. No, no, no, literally,
Speaker 1: you're born here, You've been here forever. If you do
Speaker 1: anything like, we want to send you somewhere else. You know,
Speaker 1: he was talking about that.
Speaker 2: Funny about that though, when they when they do it,
Speaker 2: when they asked him to clarify, He's like, do you
Speaker 2: mean you mean citizens, like and he's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, duh yeah, Like he literally said that, He said yeah, duh.
Speaker 2: And it was like I wasn't expecting that hit me
Speaker 2: because I wasn't expecting him to just be like, yeah, no, ship.
Speaker 1: Homie, Like we're gonna round up people that were born
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you think? Which is which is
Speaker 1: the level of Look, that's a dun nigga, that's a
Speaker 1: level of insanity. You were like, uh, you dumb cut
Speaker 1: slut bitch. He keep keep it up. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: say anything else necessarily in this vein because I want
Speaker 1: to keep it reasonable. But if anybody out there wants
Speaker 1: to do something, if anybody wants to. If anybody out
Speaker 1: there wants to do anything they want to do, he
Speaker 1: should probably do.
Speaker 4: Did you hear about the guy that tried to do it?
Speaker 4: Some seventeen year old kid that was a part of
Speaker 4: this like weird.
Speaker 1: Call that was I'm not talking about anything else. Did
Speaker 1: you hear about that? Was that real?
Speaker 4: I think it might have been fake.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything about.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're kid that got detained, that
Speaker 4: got shot dead because he was planning on doing it
Speaker 4: and he I think it might have been let me
Speaker 4: look into that.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything about it. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, it's funny about that guy that
Speaker 2: got detained, Like the whole reason you got you know,
Speaker 2: you brought him in the first place, because you were
Speaker 2: saying that, Oh the reason why they won't bring him
Speaker 2: back is because he's likely dead.
Speaker 1: Oh he's probably dead. Yeah, he's dead. Funny thing is
Speaker 1: because I never considered that.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was simply just uh Trump and
Speaker 2: fucking General Zod working together because the president of looks
Speaker 2: like general of course.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I don't know if you saw that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I I was like it's very funny. It's
Speaker 1: actually don't Actually my understanding of Superman is so bare
Speaker 1: that I don't even know which one is. Well so
Speaker 1: the you know what I mean, like both of those
Speaker 1: could be either the one for you. But this is
Speaker 1: Zod you know, and then you know modern day but
Speaker 1: like that's barely different.
Speaker 2: Groomed himself in a way that I'm like, you clearly
Speaker 2: were going out for this look, you know, like this
Speaker 2: is he's old enough to be like, oh I fucking
Speaker 2: love Superman. Yeah, it's oodcore, like he's Zodmaxing. Dude, Maxing
Speaker 2: is insane because like why why do you you know
Speaker 2: he knows he looks like this, that's no accident. Well
Speaker 2: he might not have never seen the movie. I highly
Speaker 2: doubt that he looks like he's. He is in the
Speaker 2: exact age bracket towards like he grew up and he
Speaker 2: was like Superman is so amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that general? What the bitch?
Speaker 2: And then and then he got older and he's actually general,
Speaker 2: he's pretty good. I think I think he actually had
Speaker 2: a point. Okay, so what are you looking at?
Speaker 1: Day? Once?
Speaker 4: All right, seventeen year old of what cons Wisconsin, allegedly
Speaker 4: killed his parents in part of attempt to assassinate Gerald Trump.
Speaker 4: FBA FBI says, this is on the CNN, This is
Speaker 4: from CNA. He said he killed his parents. Allegedly killed
Speaker 4: his parents as part of a plot to with assassinate Trump.
Speaker 2: Oh, the alleged part is the is he killed it
Speaker 2: for that reason? Yeah, he did kill his parents. He
Speaker 2: kill his parents and stupid.
Speaker 1: We'll see. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 4: It's how it's it's no, no, but why would you?
Speaker 1: What would killing your parents do? That's the whole thing
Speaker 1: him the ability to be able to do it more so,
Speaker 1: I guess that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Where it seems like, uh, I don't know. The weird
Speaker 2: thing is this went under the radar show like it's
Speaker 2: just to me.
Speaker 4: It's even like a cap seventeen year old call for
Speaker 4: the sashion of the president to overthrow the US government
Speaker 4: in written documents and techments just found by investigators. According
Speaker 4: to the Federal Federal obtained CNFICIA W. S I N,
Speaker 4: they allegedly killed his parents and appeared to be an
Speaker 4: effort to attain financial means and autonomy to carry out
Speaker 4: the plans eventually, and said and instead of just leaving himself.
Speaker 4: The teenager faces federal charges, including two counts of first
Speaker 4: of the murder, of two counts of.
Speaker 1: Fighting, none of the rest of it. It's always like
Speaker 1: the it's like those people apparently.
Speaker 4: Part of some sort of like weird Nazi satanic cult
Speaker 4: that wanted to restore white people to full power, and
Speaker 4: he needed to kill Donald Trump to be able to
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 1: But Trump's working on that.
Speaker 2: That's people are allegend that was one of the reasons
Speaker 2: that they want to use Greenland not only for strategic positions,
Speaker 2: but to like start flourishing well.
Speaker 1: I do think real Nazis are kind of aware of
Speaker 1: the fact that like Trump just doesn't really know what
Speaker 1: he's doing.
Speaker 2: He's not like they know that he doesn't care, but
Speaker 2: he's doing the bidding of others. Like Trump's not doing
Speaker 2: any Every single thing that he's doing is not from
Speaker 2: his own brain. It's just like, say, so, it's been
Speaker 2: a lot of people didn't know this, but it's starting
Speaker 2: to make the rounds, and I think it's the funniest
Speaker 2: thing ever Trump Trump's advisor on who uh Where, Because
Speaker 2: everyone's like, what the fuck is why is he so weird?
Speaker 2: Doubt about these tariffs? Why is he so hell bent
Speaker 2: on them? And then people are like who gave him
Speaker 2: the idea?
Speaker 1: And it was like no, so it was there was
Speaker 1: I can't remember Trump's son in law.
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name right now, but he was
Speaker 2: one of the dudes that like Trump's like, hey, go
Speaker 2: find me some nigga that's gonna help us do some
Speaker 2: stuff with the economy. And then this dude found this
Speaker 2: book on Amazon and was like, oh, I had to
Speaker 2: had to do with China. I can't remember the name
Speaker 2: of it either, but he's like, oh, this sounds cool.
Speaker 2: It sounded cool. So we got the guy Peter Navarro
Speaker 2: that wrote it, and so then Peter Navarr was like,
Speaker 2: what's up? You know what's good? And then he was
Speaker 2: teaching Trump about all this tariff stuff and Trump's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it sounds great.
Speaker 1: I guess whatever. And then people are like hey, Peter,
Speaker 1: like where'd you get all this intel? Fro him? Like
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I have an advisor and like who's
Speaker 1: this guy? He's like, his name is ron Vera. And
Speaker 1: then people are like ron Vera. They looked at this guy.
Speaker 1: There's no one named ron Vera.
Speaker 2: And then they found it's just an anagram for his
Speaker 2: last name. To borrow that ron Vera is an anagram
Speaker 2: for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you got me? Was he fucking
Speaker 1: tom riddle? That's such a psychotic thing for an adult
Speaker 1: to do. You got me? You got clues?
Speaker 2: And then the world is being fucked hard because of
Speaker 2: this guy just playing fucking around.
Speaker 1: People are so stupid.
Speaker 2: Man, I can't believe it when I heard that, and
Speaker 2: then I started looking into it, and then I started
Speaker 2: Chatt gibtated.
Speaker 1: Fake about it for sound face. Isn't it crazy? How
Speaker 1: like not even that long? A like within our lifetimes,
Speaker 1: like there used to be an entire genre of film,
Speaker 1: or not a genre necessarily, but like it was it
Speaker 1: common or like a you know, a relatively tried upon
Speaker 1: trope where it's just like, oh my god, someone's kidnapped
Speaker 1: the president. You know, we're like, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: President's in danger. Oh my god. Is it amazing that
Speaker 1: anybody ever cared about that, like within the context of
Speaker 1: like our lens now, like I could. I can't even
Speaker 1: tell you how I would only ever be either completely
Speaker 1: even and uncaring or downright rejoiceful at the death of
Speaker 1: a president, right now, you know, like I couldn't, I
Speaker 1: could not give a fuck. I'd be that'd be going
Speaker 1: all the way hurt myself. Like the office, like the office,
Speaker 1: the office of the presidency means so little to me.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's it's it's hard to even imagine a
Speaker 1: world where like anyone would have thought that that was
Speaker 1: like a compelling thing to like, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: president's been kidnapped. I hope they saved it.
Speaker 4: I don't humanize them anymore, that's the thing I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't. Yeah, I don't view politicians as
Speaker 4: humans anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, the well, I feel like that was so I
Speaker 2: feel like we so millennials were always like that, except
Speaker 2: for the you know, super dumb older people.
Speaker 1: They were fans of their president.
Speaker 2: They had their people that they loved so dearly, and
Speaker 2: then they had their miniature American flags they waved around.
Speaker 2: Then we got very jaded and we're like, these people
Speaker 2: are just uh, they're supposed to serve us, they're supposed
Speaker 2: to be servants. We're supposed to see him the same
Speaker 2: vein as like, oh, like you're your manager at McDonald's
Speaker 2: or something like you know, you're you're you're doing your
Speaker 2: job to to serve the customers essentially, you know, because
Speaker 2: without the customers, obviously there'd be no job. So the
Speaker 2: government is supposed to serve the people where there are taxes,
Speaker 2: pay their pockets, and then they're supposed to do what
Speaker 2: we want. And then, uh, somewhere along the way, somewhere
Speaker 2: on the right, it got intertwined with like religion, and
Speaker 2: it became all like like.
Speaker 4: It's always it's always religion, it's religion.
Speaker 1: Well I'm saying like.
Speaker 2: More like say, when people like there there's always the
Speaker 2: cult of person. Now that's why like Bush was popular.
Speaker 2: But but like say and of course Obama, but like
Speaker 2: what on like say, I don't want to just purely
Speaker 2: blame it on religion with like because it uh, say
Speaker 2: like romneyed and I mean I think pay didn't work,
Speaker 2: but they're all like super fundamentalism.
Speaker 4: Like oh, I think, I think I think the big
Speaker 4: problem became it became, uh the interaction where we made
Speaker 4: businesses like people. I think that was the huge problem,
Speaker 4: where like businesses started being able to like involve themselves
Speaker 4: in a way where like there there's always been like
Speaker 4: what is it called lobbies and bullshit like that. But
Speaker 4: when corporations got way to involved with politicians, well way
Speaker 4: way waits when volcasts.
Speaker 1: I know, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: When people were able to do extremely large donations instead
Speaker 2: of just like small like individual donations like oh you
Speaker 2: can only donate like twenty seven dollars or whatever. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: like yeah, of course that the money and politics, but
Speaker 2: beyond that, right, beyond that, just like how people even
Speaker 2: get duped into worshiping people.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's fascinating you love my president.
Speaker 2: Right, It's it's like they get so like you gets
Speaker 2: so mad when you like say something negative, Like I
Speaker 2: just saw a post of a guy he got so
Speaker 2: upset about people are criticizing that the dms are gonna
Speaker 2: change and it's like gonna be called x chat or
Speaker 2: something so like on Twitter. So it was like dexterrato
Speaker 2: or whatever was like he keeps doing stuff and people
Speaker 2: are like what does this mean?
Speaker 1: Like what is this meaning? Who cares? And I saw
Speaker 1: this guy like I fucking I he was I have
Speaker 1: it pulled, like I have it right here.
Speaker 2: Because it's like why do you feel this way towards
Speaker 2: anyone you didn't and like fucking this guy reponded to
Speaker 2: someone that was like, what does this mean for the dms?
Speaker 2: Like is it gonna like Arey're gonna get rid of
Speaker 2: my old messages? Like that's what's the criticism the most
Speaker 2: of Like what's gonna happen? You think you have more
Speaker 2: brains than him? You think a person running a big
Speaker 2: company and other big companies of the world and the
Speaker 2: engineers working on it have not thought about this and
Speaker 2: you exclusively have no your DMS won't be deleted, you retard.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, what is wrong with you? Dude? Like
Speaker 1: why are you That's such a ridiculous thing to say too,
Speaker 1: because like there's plenty of examples of big companies doing
Speaker 1: shit like that, of course, and by accident or not.
Speaker 1: Like it's just what do you mean? And I remember
Speaker 1: when the PSN was down for like a month and
Speaker 1: people lost a bunch of shit. Well remember all the
Speaker 1: how many dude?
Speaker 2: I Finally I had to close my DMS because I
Speaker 2: like to keep it open because every once in a
Speaker 2: while there would be like a listener somebody like this
Speaker 2: guy was asking me advice about at a wedding ring.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you mentioned what you got and stuff,
Speaker 2: So I gave him some advice, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: feel bad because I'm like, well, I can't.
Speaker 1: Send them a photo of like a ring pop on
Speaker 1: Amazon crackerjacks a cock ring. A cock ring pop is
Speaker 1: crazy work, so like put it on, so it's keeping them,
Speaker 1: so it keeps the because the cock ring keeps the
Speaker 1: blood flowing, so I keeps the bood flowing. And then
Speaker 1: there's a candy thing at the top that like battened
Speaker 1: against the clip again. Oh ship, and about to eat
Speaker 1: after you, yeah, after you, after you're done. Then you
Speaker 1: I think I just had a I just had a
Speaker 1: billion dollar idea.
Speaker 4: You did put a ring pop on your pean. It's
Speaker 4: a really tight ring pop, though, you gotta put it
Speaker 4: when you're not hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it needs to be the thinkings of a pencil,
Speaker 1: so it's thinner than an actual normal ring pop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's for your penis. But it's for your penis
Speaker 1: on a Putting on a thin ring is crazy. Can
Speaker 1: we somehow get that into snarktank Dot dot Chop? Of course,
Speaker 1: of course we can. I'm a merch bandage. Oh, I
Speaker 1: want to put something out there. So there's a there's
Speaker 1: actually a.
Speaker 2: Handful of people that were inquiring about certain things, especially
Speaker 2: uh managerial stuff, and like there's uh, I think I
Speaker 2: don't know what we talked. We haven't talked about this
Speaker 2: in a long time, but I think there's like a
Speaker 2: misunderstanding of what we need from as far as like
Speaker 2: a manager goes. Not just like a random person that's
Speaker 2: just oh, I'll manage your stuff. No, it's like, no,
Speaker 2: someone who has insider cannections to like the pot, like
Speaker 2: you know, like if he had an agent, right, the
Speaker 2: agent has connections to get you to get into certain
Speaker 2: roles and industries and the uh hooked up to certain networks.
Speaker 2: So like if we had a manager, it would be
Speaker 2: somebody like that, and I would see like some emails
Speaker 2: and like oh, like you know, like let me give
Speaker 2: it a shot.
Speaker 4: Also, would happily pay someone that does that. We would
Speaker 4: have like it'd be so much. God, that's it's a job.
Speaker 4: Well you know, like we would be happy to have
Speaker 4: someone do that, of course, because like it's like not like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't even it just didn't even
Speaker 1: seem worth just saying yeah, of course, of course we
Speaker 1: would pay like no, actually come help us and for
Speaker 1: like for nothing, in fact, actually come help us. In fact,
Speaker 1: in fact, it's not doing well. Isn't they having like
Speaker 1: a bankruptcy? Things? Not doing well? I know that I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't followed up if there's bank I love the
Speaker 1: idea of ben By the way, how the fuck do you?
Speaker 1: How do you fuck that up? Oh? Easy? See?
Speaker 2: Like, first of all, they poured way too much money
Speaker 2: into it. Oh yeah, and then uh, make white movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking stupid dude, stupid kid cartoons.
Speaker 2: Let's make multiple movies spinning millions upon millions of dollars,
Speaker 2: paying people way too much. Remember Stephen Crowder turned down
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars a fifty million dollar contract, meaning that
Speaker 2: he understood that like, oh, somebody like Jordan Peterston is
Speaker 2: probably making way more, and so he's like, uh no,
Speaker 2: I'm worth more than fifty MILLI I'm like, dude, fifty million.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking in? Are you in?
Speaker 2: Like people want to say. I have seen some people say, oh,
Speaker 2: they're all grifters on the left, and I'm like, where's
Speaker 2: the money. The only ones that money are fucking fan
Speaker 2: funded like casan Oh, one of the biggest streamers, gets
Speaker 2: donations subs like oh, it's subs. And then the fucking
Speaker 2: on the right Daily Wire has a fucking oil tycoon
Speaker 2: that pours hundreds of millions of dollars because he has
Speaker 2: billions yea, yeah.
Speaker 1: But they think George Soros is that somehow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, George Soros, dude, if you look at because you
Speaker 2: can see who he donates to, and like it's small
Speaker 2: time comparatively, like say, for example, that Wisconsin the Wisconsin
Speaker 2: race of the that judge the Supreme Court thing sure
Speaker 2: where fucking Elon must spent twenty six million. I think
Speaker 2: George Sol's was put in like three million or something like.
Speaker 2: It's like but they never, you know how like their
Speaker 2: news is disingenuous. They never do side by sack comparison.
Speaker 2: And then you watch fucking like a sinner left or
Speaker 2: left adjacent news and they're like, well, let me show
Speaker 2: you both, and you make up your fucking mind. And
Speaker 2: then so the funny, you know, it's funny, Like that's
Speaker 2: why podcasts like Might's Touch or Blowing Up and Ship
Speaker 2: right now that are like anti Trump podcasts, and you're
Speaker 2: now seeing people that would normally make fun of like
Speaker 2: dumb slock, slack jawed rednecks in places like Wisconsin or
Speaker 2: places like OHI or whatever, go into their town centers
Speaker 2: with their stupid hillbilly accents and they're like mad and
Speaker 2: saying Trump's a fucking tyrone.
Speaker 1: He's act and lock this. And I'm like, yeah, nigga,
Speaker 1: where have you been?
Speaker 2: But good for you that you're finally saying it now,
Speaker 2: meaning that they're actually like they're like they turned off
Speaker 2: Fox and they like started listening to other stuff because
Speaker 2: Fox is still saying the same thing. Oh, masterful gambit
Speaker 2: with the tariffs.
Speaker 1: Look brilliant job Fox contributed. I think he's done an
Speaker 1: amazing job. It's the art of the deal. Son. They
Speaker 1: don't understand he's he's got it. He's playing ball. He
Speaker 1: wants China to crumble. And then I don't be cheap
Speaker 1: and dad what I mean to me? I gave you
Speaker 1: everything I had, which was nothing, and I left. But
Speaker 1: like whatever.
Speaker 9: That, I really don't like you. I really like nothing
Speaker 9: about you. Like that doesn't make me feel so good.
Speaker 9: I probably want to go to Papa John's clear up
Speaker 9: your mood.
Speaker 10: Aw, you're paying right, how your fag is perfect? But
Speaker 10: he doesn't tell you until you go there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: you got this right, He like, he begs me to go.
Speaker 10: He begged you know what.
Speaker 1: He goes He's like, oh, crazy, I brought my wallet,
Speaker 1: but I only have my license. Crazy crazy. I don't
Speaker 1: know how'd you spot this son? Just this one, just
Speaker 1: this once. I'll get you back next time, dude. It's
Speaker 1: diabolical because.
Speaker 7: By the way, I got to wake up really early tomorrow,
Speaker 7: so like might not be around to the boarding, but like,
Speaker 7: I'll put you back later.
Speaker 3: I'll put you back later.
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear to God.
Speaker 7: My Fox contributor check is gonna come in any day now,
Speaker 7: even though I agreed to do it for free because
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 1: Them, because I love them so much.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this would be that's better than my dad.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: This man, this monstrous murderer, fucking big game hunter, is better.
Speaker 1: Than my father. There's something about the aw with that voice.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't know what it is. We should
Speaker 1: should want to questions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go to questions, because yeah, really, what happened to
Speaker 4: Bernie and rally? When the people are like free palace
Speaker 4: line at the Bernie rally and they got kicked out
Speaker 4: and Bernie was just trying to give a speech people
Speaker 4: were like, I can't believe Bernie couldn't even say free Palaestine.
Speaker 1: It's like, wait, he said it.
Speaker 4: No, Bernie didn't say it. People people were saying, kid,
Speaker 4: we couldn't say free Palaceline.
Speaker 1: Oh. People were trying to get him to say, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 4: You haven't heard him all the times I'm speaking about
Speaker 4: how that thing should be over immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't remember that part. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't remember.
Speaker 2: Look, Bernie is definitely better than the vast majority of
Speaker 2: you know people in Congress right that are on that issue. However,
Speaker 2: it's it's not it's not exactly what you know we
Speaker 2: would want. It's just like, oh, stop the madness. Because
Speaker 2: when people talk about state two state solutions, just Benjamin
Speaker 2: bb Net and yah, who has to explode before anything
Speaker 2: like that could ever happen.
Speaker 1: That's a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people said that back in the day about like
Speaker 2: South Africa, where they're like, there can be we can't coexist.
Speaker 2: The reason why they kept their part time going on
Speaker 2: because the scoops, the spooky blacks are going to call
Speaker 2: the white people here once we free them, right and
Speaker 2: then like you know, now they're all living. It's you
Speaker 2: know there's problems, but it happened, so first you need
Speaker 2: all the problem just to explode somehow, you know, like
Speaker 2: they're they're birthcake cake. It got lit on fire and
Speaker 2: there was dynamite right there on accident and they explode,
Speaker 2: you know something. It happens on their own volution or something,
Speaker 2: and then we can talk about real solutions.
Speaker 1: But right now, Yeah, niggas.
Speaker 11: Don't know about the struggle. Oh you feel me? Yeah,
Speaker 11: get your guns. Mood of Vermont kill bitches, that's.
Speaker 1: What he said. Stay away from bears. Stay.
Speaker 2: He went to downtown LA and he had an hour
Speaker 2: speech just talking about bears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was so traumatized by that one altercation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's actually torn to shreds at the fucking at the speech.
Speaker 1: You can see his heart, his heart a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's like he's been so thoroughly eviscerated and hasn't received
Speaker 1: any real like like the left half of his body
Speaker 1: is standing and the right half is like kind of
Speaker 1: peeling off, like like string cheese to the to the right.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what Dante looked like? Uh it is
Speaker 2: you know that thing exploded in his head? Yeah, like
Speaker 2: a third episode or whatever. Yeah, like he's just he's
Speaker 2: just fucking God, but he's not.
Speaker 1: He's like get away from the devil.
Speaker 4: Uh. Yeah, I just felt felt like a cock teas
Speaker 4: to me. I I think that the whole season was great.
Speaker 4: I just think I don't like how it ended. I
Speaker 4: liked the episode.
Speaker 1: I don't think the ending was like massive cock teas.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, like what?
Speaker 4: It was really good though, that's a whyt The Mother
Speaker 4: was just so much. I thought it was actually great.
Speaker 4: I think it was like almost as good as season one.
Speaker 4: But I think it was just I think it was
Speaker 4: almost good season one.
Speaker 1: I mean, happy for you. I just didn't like.
Speaker 2: I felt like I felt like there was nine episodes
Speaker 2: and it felt like this is the mid season, Like
Speaker 2: so I was like, cool, I guess next year.
Speaker 4: I didn't like the fact that I don't know, I
Speaker 4: didn't The same problem happens to me every single Marvel Ip.
Speaker 4: But there's just one character. There's no way only one
Speaker 4: character to be active at a moment like that, there's
Speaker 4: a blackout in all of Manhattan and you don't see
Speaker 4: the other heroes doing anything.
Speaker 1: Sure you do you? It drives me up.
Speaker 4: I feel like, look, I wanted to blow up. I
Speaker 4: was like, there's no Spider Man. They even mentioned him.
Speaker 1: He's there.
Speaker 4: They mentioned him throughout the series, right, he.
Speaker 1: Didn't get mentioned at least one I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember him be mentioned mentioned.
Speaker 4: Like there's a boarders, a kid out here in a
Speaker 4: spiders saving people, there's a mass there's a devil though,
Speaker 4: a guy with devil horns.
Speaker 1: They talk about the obviously they talk about Daredevil and
Speaker 1: but yeah they said it in that way with wearing
Speaker 1: it like a spider or something.
Speaker 2: Just as a spider, And I'm like, they exist. This
Speaker 2: is insane that no one's just those moments just like
Speaker 2: where well why would so look at we understand it's
Speaker 2: just like Deadpool Deadpool, you know since the fourth Walls
Speaker 2: that he he always like in almost every fucking movie
Speaker 2: he's been in, he always has to point out that, oh,
Speaker 2: everybody's not here because of the budget. You know. He
Speaker 2: always makes a joke about that and because we know
Speaker 2: what it is. So to me, it's like, I understand
Speaker 2: I understand that put my web in, put somebody get
Speaker 2: in web somewhere or something.
Speaker 1: Is that better than just just like the web cameo
Speaker 1: is better than nothing. See, I just something to know
Speaker 1: just what makes the him is something.
Speaker 4: But but in the moment where things are active, not
Speaker 4: seeing anyone else be there.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's doing something else.
Speaker 4: I know. That's that's what makes that's what makes Marvel
Speaker 4: Comics great to me in particular, is that they all
Speaker 4: exist in this world together.
Speaker 2: Right, But you're watching a live action thing with like
Speaker 2: money and ship like I know, I know, see that's it.
Speaker 1: Look I can, I can. You know me, I'm the
Speaker 1: guy that fucking bitches about contrivance a lot, but I know,
Speaker 1: I there's no way.
Speaker 2: It's like watching a horror film. I know I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go into it. There's gonna be riddled with bullshit. It
Speaker 2: would be silly of me to go in and and
Speaker 2: be really upset, uh at something like that. That is
Speaker 2: just it's too much and obsessive because it was, it
Speaker 2: was and it's still. The reality is you gotta understand
Speaker 2: Tom Holland being in that. That's that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It's not that's.
Speaker 2: Knowing that you're like, I we I we all understand
Speaker 2: how silly it is that there's the crossovers and there
Speaker 2: when there's so many superheroes in New York but.
Speaker 4: In limitation where everything was happening and you see Captain
Speaker 4: America and Iron Man with the President, and you see
Speaker 4: Spider Man being like, yo, something's really wrong.
Speaker 1: Right, you know that is what Marvel is. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: now imagine, Yeah, that's a drawing. Yeah, but I'm not
Speaker 1: that's not paying Tom Hollins fifty million dollars to show
Speaker 1: for three seconds.
Speaker 2: The options you have, Kingston, you pay, they go, they
Speaker 2: waste all their money on cameos, or they get random
Speaker 2: actors and pretendants.
Speaker 4: Now what would you like, what would you pretend? Would
Speaker 4: you just put a random dude in the suit and
Speaker 4: it is Tom's voice, like not even speaking him, not
Speaker 4: even speaking him is webbing people up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see look at them them mentioning it.
Speaker 2: I think is cool because clearly, yeah, like I said,
Speaker 2: there's so many superheroes in New York, there would be
Speaker 2: people around everyone just like they.
Speaker 4: Should for getting aired out about the cops and man,
Speaker 4: it's not helping. Its insane. I think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's sane. I mean, I think it's just funny that, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, how would he know realistically, like he has.
Speaker 4: He has a police scanner, Like these are all things
Speaker 4: that we've already seen him, but he.
Speaker 1: Can't know before it happens. Something has to go down.
Speaker 4: Literally, it would be like, oh, there's a huge blackout
Speaker 4: of all of Manhattan.
Speaker 1: I'm a most likely there was a huge black gown
Speaker 1: in Manhattan in two thousand and three. There was no
Speaker 1: real reason to think like it was a fucking crazy
Speaker 1: it was. It must have been a power.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But in that and that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: in the context of the world, wad.
Speaker 1: No one was like, where's Jesus to save us a whole?
Speaker 4: But this is not the same concept, the same cons
Speaker 4: Like if there's a huge blackout in the Marvel universe,
Speaker 4: I think the heroes are like, hey, let me go patrol.
Speaker 4: I opposed that there's a huge blackout in the.
Speaker 1: Bronx New York. Like in the real world, the cops
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, it's not my problem. Elect people die.
Speaker 2: Look, you're you're It's like, it's it's a thing. I
Speaker 2: feel like I think gay, but I think everything is.
Speaker 1: The com book fans problem.
Speaker 2: That's I think every single person that goes in and
Speaker 2: watching the live action stuff understands that though right see
Speaker 2: from my different my perspective I go into something and
Speaker 2: I get caught off guard because maybe I'm thinking that's
Speaker 2: that's what happens to me. Like when when when I
Speaker 2: go into knowing that that's how it is, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to ignore that. Why is there no other people coming?
Speaker 2: Even like later on, like oh uh, it's just it's
Speaker 2: just the recurring characters like oh uh oh.
Speaker 3: He called me to save you, you know, the lawyer
Speaker 3: lady called me save you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, you know, there's nobody
Speaker 1: else that's frank even do that that much in this season?
Speaker 1: What you're you're whole thing about, Like, I'm just genuinely
Speaker 1: being insane popping's perks and ship was tripping kills me.
Speaker 1: He was Why did he clean himself up? Huh? Is there?
Speaker 2: So? Are they gonna do another Daredevil season that's gonna enter, sorry,
Speaker 2: punish the season that's gonna intertwine with.
Speaker 1: That, because I am curious to White clean himself.
Speaker 4: I'll be surprised.
Speaker 1: They're like what for me? He's like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, nigga, why did you do?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 1: I want to know?
Speaker 4: I think I think he likes Karen. Let mean, that's
Speaker 4: the thing himself. He blew a cops brains out and
Speaker 4: they showed it.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I love head jumped off his body.
Speaker 1: You don't kill the police. Baby yesterday spinning like Spanian devil.
Speaker 4: He starts pulling things in, things start moving.
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen, because wasn't he He walks in
Speaker 1: the other room and it's just a it's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of boxes with question marks, and he's like, finally,
Speaker 1: these pins are out of brakes on whoa did he did?
Speaker 1: He didn't get away from those people, right?
Speaker 4: He gets out that he gets out, Oh he did?
Speaker 4: I don't even wrap that cops hand and snaps it
Speaker 4: like a toy.
Speaker 1: The fact that they wait, letting we're getting in the
Speaker 1: spoilers territory show. People who care? I couldn't. I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: I thought it was really good. I really really enjoyed
Speaker 4: the season. Though I think that like, I think it's
Speaker 4: half measured. I think it's easily like the I think
Speaker 4: it's bad. I think it's easily the worst season of
Speaker 4: the show. I don't think three easily was that. I
Speaker 4: don't like season three really at all, but like, did.
Speaker 1: You finish it? Yeah? I watched three again. He was
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: I watched three again recently and I I really but
Speaker 2: I will say, well, yeah, it was okay, but I
Speaker 2: liked it.
Speaker 1: It's on part to me, it is like Season three
Speaker 1: level where I'm just like, all right, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 4: I loved I loved everything with Hector.
Speaker 1: I yell. I thought that's story. It was cool.
Speaker 4: I think his I think Matt losing his mind was
Speaker 4: done better in the season and the other season by far. Sure,
Speaker 4: that's that's what I think of. I think the idea.
Speaker 4: I think he should have killed somebody at the I
Speaker 4: think that's gonna happen season so, I think that's the
Speaker 4: point of season two, He's gonna kill people.
Speaker 1: Season two issue for me is that, like now it
Speaker 1: feels like very the first series kind of felt like
Speaker 1: it felt less so as it went on, I guess,
Speaker 1: but like the first series felt to me like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is like separate, like this is distinct. I like this.
Speaker 1: But then as soon as they're like, oh man, we
Speaker 1: got we have to get oh wait, wait, the Avengers
Speaker 1: are here also like they're out there, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I I hate the connectivity of it. Actually, like I think,
Speaker 1: I think it's the worst part of these shows.
Speaker 4: I love it when it's done well, but it's just
Speaker 4: never done well. Unfortunately, I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's ever really been done particularly well
Speaker 1: outside of the movies. I feel like when you have
Speaker 1: shows like that, it's just like, no, keep it. I
Speaker 1: don't need I don't need their Devil to exist in
Speaker 1: a world where fucking Tom Holland and Spider Man would
Speaker 1: It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2: If it was a different Earth, it would be better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it just it would be better just to like not
Speaker 2: have to deal with even deal with that ship.
Speaker 1: I think, like dude, Darrell and she Hulk was fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 5: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: He was in that show and because he's and because
Speaker 1: he's like in that universe now, like they wrote him
Speaker 1: so fucking horribly, Like I just I it was so bad.
Speaker 1: It was so bad, damn near No, no, no, he
Speaker 1: was still himself.
Speaker 4: He was he was besides someone else.
Speaker 1: You have been inundated with Chris to long to see
Speaker 1: what's in front of you, Chris, I disagree.
Speaker 4: I think I think he was still very much so himself.
Speaker 4: It was just that he was beside another character who
Speaker 4: was a different vibe well, and I think that's what
Speaker 4: shows a different vibee.
Speaker 1: And because that shows a different vibe, they can't do
Speaker 1: the like they don't cross what like. You can't have
Speaker 1: punish your.
Speaker 4: You can have punish your hanging out with freaking I
Speaker 4: don't know that you know.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Did that happen? No?
Speaker 4: No, But I think that's what makes Marvel Comics so awesome,
Speaker 4: is that that all exists together. I think that's what
Speaker 4: makes I think.
Speaker 1: It introduces a litany of problems that wouldn't be there
Speaker 1: if that.
Speaker 4: Wasn't the I think the mc U falls because of
Speaker 4: the fact that they haven't been staunching about there being
Speaker 4: different vibes. So when someone steps into a place where
Speaker 4: someone else is, like, if Spider Man steps into an
Speaker 4: interaction with Daredevil, it's gonna be more grim. I just
Speaker 4: know it's gonna be more noir esque. But like, the
Speaker 4: idea is that if Spider if Daredevil goes on the
Speaker 4: Spider Man's side, the tone depending on whoever is the
Speaker 4: leader of the show of that situation thing. They have
Speaker 4: to work for that, and I think Daredevil does work
Speaker 4: for that in the movie he was in with Spider Man,
Speaker 4: I think he fit. You know, he was a lawyer
Speaker 4: in that moment, he wasn't having to be Daredevil going
Speaker 4: like solving cases. So I think it works at that moment.
Speaker 4: But when you have moments where it's like if you
Speaker 4: have fucking let's say Kamalahn with Punisher and Punishers like
Speaker 4: just not get people out, being like nicer than he
Speaker 4: normally would be, not cursing and killing people, then that's
Speaker 4: when the dust positioning breaks itself because this character inherent
Speaker 4: is not being.
Speaker 1: What he is. I just think from my perspective, it
Speaker 1: looks like, why in a world with all of these
Speaker 1: things that happen, why the fuck would Daredevil be doing anything.
Speaker 4: Because he still can't. But he's still clearly he.
Speaker 1: Can't really meaning the only reason he can meaningfully contribute
Speaker 1: to that world is because they don't have the budget
Speaker 1: to pay for the actors who realistically would be dealing
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 4: I disagree, but it is. Matt Murdoch is a fucking
Speaker 4: insane level ninja, a killer, and he can he's a lawyer.
Speaker 1: Also, there are aliens, I mean.
Speaker 4: Yes, and he's and he still has a point too prove.
Speaker 1: In that part world. That's what do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: You know, I get it, and it's it's it's why
Speaker 2: like say, for example, Hawkeye and and Black Widow when
Speaker 2: they're dealing with cosmic ship, I'm like, get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 4: And I think I think they can deal with they
Speaker 4: can certain right, the like they shouldn't be like them
Speaker 4: fighting the Tatari is like, look, they could kill them
Speaker 4: because Sittari are predatively regular, but like, I'm not having
Speaker 4: Black Widow and Hawkeye fight fenos. Obviously that's not the
Speaker 4: place they're supposed to be at. They can still help,
Speaker 4: they can help with the ground like that, but they
Speaker 4: were still dealing with people like when Black Widow beat
Speaker 4: Proximate Midnight in the fucking movie, right, I'm like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck is going?
Speaker 1: Not why what is happening? I was so I I
Speaker 1: I bought the The Avengers game that it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was like two bucks with the square in New
Speaker 1: Squarenx that I think, ye c yeah, yeah, well the
Speaker 1: Gardens that was pretty good. They both did was funn as.
Speaker 1: I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: I played maybe one or two missions of this because
Speaker 2: in the first mission. It was fun when I was
Speaker 2: doing some whole stuff and and and then the Iron
Speaker 2: Man was pretty cool. But the boss is task Master
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm Black Widow and I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, man, I was like I test Masters, like
Speaker 2: he's op Like you can't, like, I can't like the
Speaker 2: fact that I'm I'm fucking Black Widow, which I know
Speaker 2: she's really good.
Speaker 4: I think fight him. I don'tink would beat him in
Speaker 4: the fight. Widow would not beat him.
Speaker 1: She could kill him. Well, I think she could kill him.
Speaker 1: Ipers seem.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that, and I think stuff like that is
Speaker 2: like fighting this dude. As I was like, I was
Speaker 2: just like Earth's mightiest heroes. And then I and then
Speaker 2: I do Black Widow and then I'm fighting task.
Speaker 1: Master and I was like, god damn it. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's tax it he he like.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I wonder if the developers understand
Speaker 2: who this guy is, you know what I mean, and
Speaker 2: how dangerous he can be.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just weird. So it's just like I
Speaker 1: just think the interconnectivity that caused the problem, because like
Speaker 1: every time if I know things are connected, I'm always wondering,
Speaker 1: like where's this person? Where's that person? Sure, what does
Speaker 1: that person doing? Like why is this person dealing with
Speaker 1: this threat when this threat feels more like something that
Speaker 1: this person Like why would if the Green Goblin was
Speaker 1: attacking New York, why wouldn't Iron Man be there? Like
Speaker 1: why would they leave it to Spider Man at all?
Speaker 1: Like it makes no sense at all?
Speaker 4: And also the time, things like that don't get to
Speaker 4: the grand scale that other people get involved, right because
Speaker 4: of the fact that there's why because look, look, look,
Speaker 4: there's so many things going on often right, like a
Speaker 4: lot of the times where like a bigger things going
Speaker 4: like most villains aren't most villains aren't completely retarded. That's like,
Speaker 4: let's go try to bomb a building right now when
Speaker 4: all of the Avengers are in earshot.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't the Avengers deal with Kingpin? Why wouldn't Spider
Speaker 1: Man deal with Kingpin? Why is it up to a
Speaker 1: blind man who flips a little bit? Like it doesn't
Speaker 1: and why would and why would Daredevil feel like he
Speaker 1: could do anything in a world where that it doesn't
Speaker 1: make Maybe.
Speaker 4: Why Batman exists in the world he's listened too, right,
Speaker 4: because there's a juxtaposition, Right, I.
Speaker 1: Also think that's crazy. Like I just always I like
Speaker 1: these characters specifically as isolated character. They work best that way.
Speaker 1: But the thing about D makes the most sense to me.
Speaker 2: The thing about DC, though they're way more spread out,
Speaker 2: that actually makes a little bit more exciting in.
Speaker 1: Marvel, everybody's in New York. That's the problem in Mexico
Speaker 1: or something like.
Speaker 4: The thing the thing is this, right, Like a lot
Speaker 4: of heroes, they deal with small scales problems. Spider Man,
Speaker 4: there's a small scale thing to be a big problem.
Speaker 4: They made Spider Man. May Spider Man have to do
Speaker 4: a big scale things and that's a fucking huge problems.
Speaker 2: They got the Sinister six, and I'm like that that's
Speaker 2: like Avengers level stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, the Senator six they were at tackling directly attacking Spider.
Speaker 1: Man six is like, but I got point the Guardians
Speaker 1: of the Gallaxy, I give it to me. I give
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 4: But like the idea of like when Venom right, when
Speaker 4: I when Carna first came into being right, he was
Speaker 4: the problem throughout New York and the Fantastic Four and
Speaker 4: Captain America got involved, they were like, yo, someone's ripping
Speaker 4: and running murdering people throughout New York, so that'll get
Speaker 4: them involved. A lot of times when like bigger things going,
Speaker 4: like when there was the whole like fucking alien god
Speaker 4: from fucking space.
Speaker 1: That was the Venom thing, right.
Speaker 4: Venom was like, yo, where are the Avengers and Miles
Speaker 4: like they're fighting the celestial someone on the other side
Speaker 4: of the planet.
Speaker 1: They can't be here right now.
Speaker 2: So they were like, fuck, it's us two, so it's
Speaker 2: Venom and then this small black boy and they're like.
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: Like when they gave they get Marvel. Obviously she's on
Speaker 2: the other side of the universe. Some people get pulled
Speaker 2: to and that's what happens.
Speaker 1: I get it. Put two sandwiches in New York, dude,
Speaker 1: I get it. But like it's been seasons a single time,
Speaker 1: in four seasons, especial for four seasons straight, he's home
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: Especially now, especially with this moment, which is like this
Speaker 4: is a city problem. This is like this is like
Speaker 4: actually the whole city.
Speaker 1: It's a New York City problem.
Speaker 4: This this one is like the whole city. Everyone's time
Speaker 4: is like, all right, this is dumb, But that.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be I wouldn't be thinking about that if they
Speaker 1: weren't connected. If this was just Daredevil, I'd be so
Speaker 1: much and because then you could throw people in, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's like, okay Punisher, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: he's really Oh what does that mean for the you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, instead of just being tethered
Speaker 1: to other people's creative decisions and other people's thematic like,
Speaker 1: oh what does this mean for that character? Like he's
Speaker 1: been on this journey, but we want him to serve
Speaker 1: this purpose, so we're gonna devolve him a little bit
Speaker 1: so that he works for I mean, you don't have
Speaker 1: it's you don't have to do that, but that's what happened.
Speaker 1: That's what I have to do that. But you don't
Speaker 1: you know that happens. I think it's a a natural
Speaker 1: kind of consequence.
Speaker 2: Have to, like it's to enjoy these live action shows,
Speaker 2: you have to shut your brain off to that going
Speaker 2: in because you already know you already know that is
Speaker 2: a stupid thing you want. I when I was watching
Speaker 2: those c W shows and the League of Assassin shows up,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck's Batman? He's got He's
Speaker 2: got like the biggest beef with them, And then he's
Speaker 2: not there, and.
Speaker 4: I think it's possible to make movies.
Speaker 1: I still think about Gorilla Grod coming, like going back
Speaker 1: in time to kill Obama. That's crazy. I still haven't.
Speaker 1: I keep hearing about it, and I'm like, I need
Speaker 1: to go back. I need to go watch it. It's
Speaker 1: probably on Netflix, or wait, it's probably on a probably
Speaker 1: not a Netflix. But nothing's on Netflix anymore here, right
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go Max, because I know this has
Speaker 2: been brought up multiple times, and I keep getting shocked again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I haven't seen it. I
Speaker 1: have to go watch it. Oh my god, Marilla is
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. This Gorilla has it in for me.
Speaker 1: This is pretty wild. I wish let me be clear.
Speaker 1: I don't like I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even say what I was about to say.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things we shouldn't be saying. That's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grab my tan suit and run out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 4: I love man, I love it. Always be somebody that
Speaker 4: loves the activity of things. I think I love My
Speaker 4: dog was here people already. He's not even a born
Speaker 4: dog yet. He's a concept shoulder.
Speaker 1: It was one one, yeah, yeah, two, it would be
Speaker 1: like three probably probably probably would be both. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to these questions. Dogs just lingering over him. Real
Speaker 1: Chris Chris Barnes E screech compilations? That what that? What
Speaker 1: that guy just said screech compilation? What is that?
Speaker 2: So? Chris Barnes. I used to sing for Accountable Corpse.
Speaker 2: He's in a band called six feet Under.
Speaker 1: Chris Barnes, the Spider Man actor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, well you know, but still it is
Speaker 2: the same name versus last That's crazy and I didn't
Speaker 2: consider that. But no, this guy, uh so, for some
Speaker 2: reason in his older age, he started incorporating these screams
Speaker 2: that are it's the letter E. It's I can't even
Speaker 2: do it, but like it's man, there's compilations of its.
Speaker 2: Tell I love Maude, it's crazy. Like the music's all great,
Speaker 2: it's all good, like death metal's all good.
Speaker 1: And then he's just like, you're like, this is hurting
Speaker 1: me and it sounds like something that sounds sick.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm I'm being hyperbolic and I'm not.
Speaker 2: That's the thing that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Can you play it? I don't. I really have no idea.
Speaker 1: What will I can't even imagine what that sounds like.
Speaker 2: I will play the songs that went viral called the
Speaker 2: Noose by six feet under crack an Egg. Okay, already
Speaker 2: already pulled. Yeah that was you had that ship ready,
Speaker 2: you were listening to it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Hold on. It goes into his history. It's the last
Speaker 1: thing he doesn't have to scroll to reach it.
Speaker 13: Oh sorry, where's the e Oh yeah, here comes from?
Speaker 1: That is That is a brutal transition. There is genuinely
Speaker 1: no finesse in that at all. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: fucking YouTube poop.
Speaker 4: It's it is.
Speaker 1: There is a viral. By the way, I sent that
Speaker 1: guy the the original video that he was looking for,
Speaker 1: I said, I dmmed him on Twitter. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He doesn't follow me, so I don't know. But like
Speaker 1: it's there, so I don't know if he's if he's
Speaker 1: you reach out to him. It's sitting in Jimmy, Jimmy
Speaker 1: the at least I know him by Peterman guy. But
Speaker 1: that's crazy, that's nuts. Yeah, it's everybody.
Speaker 2: It sucks because he's such a nice guy. Like, but
Speaker 2: we feel I feel bad for making fun of him.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, how could I not?
Speaker 1: That's such a crit now that's that's that warrants it.
Speaker 1: It's just too crazy. Chris Anyway, Chris Barnes East Screech
Speaker 1: compilation road this real talk. Are you guys starting to
Speaker 1: wonder if it's safe to express your political opinions? Call
Speaker 1: me a pussy, but I'm kind of getting to the
Speaker 1: point where i don't want to talk about it anymore
Speaker 1: because I'm legitimately afraid of being sold into slavery in
Speaker 1: El Salvador. Stay safe, so it's less safe than it
Speaker 1: used to be, for sure. I will be a little
Speaker 1: bit honest.
Speaker 2: There's a there's probably five percent of me because uh
Speaker 2: I I recently released a song called Kill the Oligarchs, right,
Speaker 2: uh it is a part of.
Speaker 1: My like death metal trademark thing. Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this dumb side project and there's.
Speaker 2: A little slight part of me on like you know,
Speaker 2: if one of Elon Musk, because oh, I also use
Speaker 2: this art that shows Elon Musk's head getting blown off
Speaker 2: while he's.
Speaker 4: Doing You're playing basketball.
Speaker 2: I also I used a clip of him who's saying
Speaker 2: I am become meme and then there's a gun cocking
Speaker 2: right after it, because like the fuck that?
Speaker 1: But anyway, I was just thinking.
Speaker 2: Ninety five percent, I'm sure, I'm fine. But one of
Speaker 2: his one of his sickophants, right, one of his simps,
Speaker 2: what did they send it to him? And then he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: So got I've got to rape rape I've got to
Speaker 4: rape Derek where he stands, because.
Speaker 2: He is petty enough, he is to where like he
Speaker 2: might try to fuck with somebody. So the one thing
Speaker 2: is I'm like, okay, you know what, let's not push
Speaker 2: it any further. Yeah, because I was I was going
Speaker 2: to promote the song a lot more. I was gonna
Speaker 2: make a YouTube video and some shorts and stuff. And
Speaker 2: then I'm like, you know, I don't want to. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna test this sure, And I would never if
Speaker 2: didn't say, yeah, yeah, we're gonna domestically send people to
Speaker 2: salvead or now I'm like, oh wait, I should kind
Speaker 2: of chill.
Speaker 1: Now I am.
Speaker 2: Actually, there is a legitimate fear because most people, just
Speaker 2: even a month ago, would be like, you're tripping, You're
Speaker 2: being silly, you know what. I mean, they're like, you're
Speaker 2: you're fucking overreacting. Now I'm like, nope, no, Now I
Speaker 2: should chill.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm of the mine where it's just
Speaker 1: like the way that I feel genuine is just like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Puerto Rican and Native American. Of all the
Speaker 1: people who would support me, I have the most right
Speaker 1: to be here, so they can fuck off, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'll get into a shootout over this, over
Speaker 1: the ship you try to take me, go ahead, whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't care the plane. Do you kill me and
Speaker 1: like make me not pay taxes anymore? Oh no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: If if you don't mind going out in a blaze
Speaker 2: of glory like that, then you have nothing to worrib
Speaker 2: I really could get yeah to me, it's just like
Speaker 2: I don't It's it's really what really upsets me is
Speaker 2: the plane closed, dudes with their faces covered, because I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I want I want people to see ice with badges.
Speaker 1: And uniforms taking them, because like, these people are fucking cowards.
Speaker 1: They're taking people.
Speaker 2: There's people being like, are you guys kidnapping these guys
Speaker 2: Like no, we're police, Like how fuck, am I supposed
Speaker 2: to know this. You have no badge or any identification
Speaker 2: that you have fucking these unmarked cars and ship. And
Speaker 2: to me, I'm like, no, don't be a coward, stand
Speaker 2: on business being your fucking pussy ass outfits and then
Speaker 2: have people molotavy you, you know, And because that's what happened,
Speaker 2: Because that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Because I'm seeing.
Speaker 2: Real rural Christians that are like, I understand Jesus teachings,
Speaker 2: and they're deporting the people that we're supposed to be
Speaker 2: looking out for, you know, like like the the meek
Speaker 2: and the fucking like the poor and ship and like that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm seeing these rednecks are like, damn, what
Speaker 2: are you doing? That's it's on Jesus black. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: those guys are gonna throw molotabs after a while.
Speaker 1: And I mean he was here for it. We'll see,
Speaker 1: we shall see. Uh, that's pretty good. Kill them all,
Speaker 1: Maxy mean Max, kill him.
Speaker 4: I think the thirty University has happened.
Speaker 1: They released it. Well, Kingston's dad kind of sounds like
Speaker 1: Pete holy Ship. I think about a little bit.
Speaker 3: There's a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit it's more like this. It's a
Speaker 1: little more like more gravel and more grumb, but like
Speaker 1: there's more like high paint. Goofy, you want to you
Speaker 1: want to? You want to fuck my wife? Goofy? Have
Speaker 1: you seen that video? What've never seen that thing?
Speaker 4: I don't know how you exactly. I saw from like
Speaker 4: Zach and Lyle in them and they told me to
Speaker 4: think about freaking milkman coming in. That's a classic classic
Speaker 4: grab my ears and my butt, you know it's it's
Speaker 4: the thing where it's like the offering Goofy to like
Speaker 4: his girlfriend and he will watch.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeah, goof for swingers, goof we have
Speaker 1: you know, and Goofy's like, what well coat my lungs is?
Speaker 1: Play my ractum?
Speaker 4: I don't really want to do don't do it, dad,
Speaker 4: Maxie to throw max grow woman. Now, Maxie, he has leads,
Speaker 4: she has she has needs.
Speaker 1: The almost like stunted silent d at the beginning of needs.
Speaker 1: She's got needs seeds. I can't do that. That's hard
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Yuck, are you taking care of rock? Saying Maxie? If
Speaker 2: you don't, I can show a real man.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine having that conversation with your dad. Holy ship, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I don't have a dad.
Speaker 2: I'm about to I'm about I'm about to ye Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm about to yuck. I know someone has said that for.
Speaker 1: Sure, absolutely everythingofie voice actor does it still here cameos
Speaker 1: with that. Dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If he won't do it, I'll go to a brock
Speaker 2: Baker because you know he does that. He that's like
Speaker 2: what is he there? I think he like masters in that.
Speaker 2: I think that's just number one voice he does, right, Goofy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I mean, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: hit him up. Hey, man, does Goofy have another name?
Speaker 1: It's like Goofy. I think his name is like Stevens.
Speaker 1: Like actually, I think I think it's like a I
Speaker 1: think I remember there being like I think where he's
Speaker 1: like a really boring normal ass.
Speaker 4: Name's real name is Samuel.
Speaker 1: But I could be wrong. I could be making that.
Speaker 1: Could they could They literally just be like a YouTube
Speaker 1: boop that I saw Alur Diver.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, goof is my name is Steve Steep.
Speaker 2: It's like your anniversary. That's why they released it. They
Speaker 2: used a documentary on it, like behind the scenes ship
Speaker 2: and Disney plus, Yeah, I'm gonna I have it like
Speaker 2: queued up? Is this my?
Speaker 1: This is my?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 1: This was my favorite goof, my favorite Disney movie before
Speaker 1: I was watching Uh, I think it might be Emperor's
Speaker 1: new groove, I think, but I want I was watching him.
Speaker 1: Is GG goof? You say, yeah, George g the goof George?
Speaker 1: That's what it was. It was like, his name is
Speaker 1: George gef goof? What is geef? Like spell? You mean
Speaker 1: jeff no gef g e e f. It's like an
Speaker 1: old name. I guess, Okay, whatef George goof? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew it was like I knew I wasn't making that up,
Speaker 1: like it was like Steven or something. So everyone just
Speaker 1: calls him his last name.
Speaker 4: His name is George g Oh wait, what keep going?
Speaker 1: How about you know what you're gonna tell us before
Speaker 1: you read?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? He's transfixed by.
Speaker 4: So his name is GG goof, So is George gef goof.
Speaker 4: But she's also been named to spin said as g
Speaker 4: G G goof.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess it might be as as I know, it's
Speaker 4: a bunch of goofy?
Speaker 1: Is this ai? It might be a great triple G
Speaker 1: and the Maximilian who he's quadruple g s whatever. This
Speaker 1: means nothing to me. I am I immediately care less America.
Speaker 1: This is President Kingston's dad wrote in he said, Uh,
Speaker 1: hello Sweeney, what are you doing looking up? Looking at
Speaker 1: the Goofy?
Speaker 2: Look up as I have a picture of him where
Speaker 2: he's he's ripped and he has the largest penis.
Speaker 1: I believe that all the things I've ever heard, I
Speaker 1: believe that the most. I don't know how to find it, man,
Speaker 1: But you have it, but you don't know how to
Speaker 1: find it in your phone. Yeah, it's deep somewhere because
Speaker 1: I I wonder if AI has gotten good enough that
Speaker 1: you could use a search function. And that's It's like
Speaker 1: there's a photo I have of Goofy. Find it in
Speaker 1: my phone, in my phone, Goofy or dog and see
Speaker 1: what happens. I don't know about dogs, Yeah, Goofy being
Speaker 1: a dog and of its offs like a stretch beyond believe.
Speaker 4: And what's him and him interacting each other? Is a
Speaker 4: crazy because a dog too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like so what is up with that?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: I mean it is an ancient conversation, is like it
Speaker 1: but like I do think I just think he's I
Speaker 1: think he wears clothes. I think he simply must be retarded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he must be just a discabi.
Speaker 4: I think is a house dog and Goofy is a
Speaker 4: uh a dog person.
Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of like the difference between.
Speaker 4: Like because Mickey and Mini and me have a cat
Speaker 4: named Figuero.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like they're both canines. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: Pluto begging for com everybody's seen Pluto begging for common
Speaker 1: the He's just fucking he just wants to come so bad.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous that that's a routine that we understand that
Speaker 1: we have to do now, Like whenever Derek shows that,
Speaker 1: they say we got to face the camera doesn't focus
Speaker 1: on us anyway.
Speaker 4: That bothered me so much. I hate the idea of
Speaker 4: a comeball. But give me a quarter, give me a quarter.
Speaker 4: I need a comball, give me.
Speaker 1: A court like not even holding out his dog head.
Speaker 4: He's just wanting. He's just he's just in a state
Speaker 4: of wanting.
Speaker 1: Oh man, see if I can find that Goofy cock.
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, America, this is President Kings's dad round,
Speaker 1: He says, Hello, Sweeney my son and Christopher my daughter
Speaker 1: in law. Who are your man? Who are your manes
Speaker 1: in Rivals? And are there any characters who are hoping
Speaker 1: they release soon? I'm pretty sure I'm personally excited for
Speaker 1: Uncle Ben. That's right, he's coming. Whereas Ultimate is just
Speaker 1: getting shot at fucking yeah. He causes like a radius.
Speaker 1: It's like a d buff where like his Ultimate is
Speaker 1: like he gets shot and everybody around him gets too
Speaker 1: sad to fight at their full capacity.
Speaker 4: Itsied man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I haven't I gotta be. I
Speaker 1: haven't played Rivals in a hot minute.
Speaker 4: I you know, my PC has been shot in the bed,
Speaker 4: so I've had to play on console. But I play
Speaker 4: a spider Man, play a spider Man.
Speaker 1: Spider Man. Now, I thought you hated Spider Man in
Speaker 1: that game.
Speaker 4: I played him as I played on PC, so he's
Speaker 4: a different experience. I think he actually works on conso I.
Speaker 1: Think he's fucking great. I thought he was great the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 4: I think he's extremely mobile, undeniably, and it's crazy how
Speaker 4: mobile everybody else.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I care about. I care about
Speaker 1: my ability, but it's all about those PvP games are
Speaker 1: all but are like so much more about positioning than
Speaker 1: people I think understand and so like to have absolute
Speaker 1: control over that is fucking.
Speaker 4: Games particularly like that though, like Hero Shooters well well
Speaker 4: PvP and general shooting games in general. Like there's there's
Speaker 4: like classic shooting games that it's like it's aim. Like obviously,
Speaker 4: like in counter Strike, counter striking works, Visiting always shutters,
Speaker 4: but it's about aim. At the end of the day,
Speaker 4: if you could shoot better than other people, you go
Speaker 4: do better. Counter Strike is more aim yeah, yeah, or
Speaker 4: games like cod you know those are game games. Most
Speaker 4: Like games like Hero Shooters, positioning works a lot. You
Speaker 4: don't have to be a good at aiming. You just
Speaker 4: have to be able to position yourself really well. Be
Speaker 4: good at Spider Man. You don't need to be a
Speaker 4: good shot with his webs.
Speaker 1: Yeah it helps, yeah, but I haven't played.
Speaker 4: It Like Bucky. I love playing as Bucky. My motherfucker
Speaker 4: is a gunner and he does everything. And there's like
Speaker 4: silocks like that too, but it's like Captain America thor
Speaker 4: Spider Man, and like I don't know an invisible woman,
Speaker 4: m tell.
Speaker 1: Me, why tell me why somebody would get somebody would
Speaker 1: get this tattooed. I can't show the camera all right,
Speaker 1: it's same, okay, okay, so for okay, for the audience,
Speaker 1: pull that away. So so how'd you get there? So
Speaker 1: hold on, let me go for the audience. There, just
Speaker 1: turn his phone around and somebody got a tattoo. If
Speaker 1: I believe Drake spread eagle ass hole in the foreground
Speaker 1: stroking his erect penis, and if I recall correctly, because
Speaker 1: I did forget already, in some sense, I think he's smirking.
Speaker 1: Well it.
Speaker 2: He kind of looks a little like he looks like
Speaker 2: vaguely sad I was zooming. So you can't see like anything,
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't like, you can't.
Speaker 1: Really see anything. He just looks like meek. He just
Speaker 1: he just looks like he's not all there. That is
Speaker 1: such a crazy fucking tattoo. If that's a real tattoo, God.
Speaker 2: Like, all there looks completely real, like this is not
Speaker 2: looked uh fake at all?
Speaker 1: Which is And this guy has pink slides on pink
Speaker 1: feelss slides. The dude that.
Speaker 2: He can see it, you're crying because it's so funny.
Speaker 2: So I see this, So I searched dog in my
Speaker 2: phone in the in the in the camera roll, and
Speaker 2: I was like, why did this pull the dog? You
Speaker 2: get searching a camera roll?
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally over.
Speaker 2: So the cool thing is you can search for it knows,
Speaker 2: like so if you put in cake, it'll look up
Speaker 2: desserts in your pictures.
Speaker 5: It's really cool.
Speaker 2: So I put in dog. But so it says Andrew
Speaker 2: just got a new tattoo. Someone sent this to a
Speaker 2: ad you tate, So Andrew, I just got a new tattoo.
Speaker 2: What you think dog? That's why I have this. I
Speaker 2: fucking love that. But I can't find that goofy picture.
Speaker 2: I probably have a better chance than with chat GEP.
Speaker 2: Well no, he wouldn't, so I guess Google. I hate
Speaker 2: that chat GPT doesn't let me want me to find
Speaker 2: like vulgar stuff, sure, or like once I tried to,
Speaker 2: you know, I wanted to. I wanted to see what
Speaker 2: a I could whip up for the pisser of Oz.
Speaker 2: So I was just curious to see what it would do.
Speaker 2: But it was like, oh, I can't do that, and
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, I just wanted to see something,
Speaker 2: you know. But so then I just said, can you
Speaker 2: at least give me a fat guy and a wife
Speaker 2: beater in boxers, and I said, no, I can't do
Speaker 2: that either, and I'm like really what?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought that was strange. So I was just like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm gonna just go TLC fat person. And
Speaker 2: then I found like some guy that was like the
Speaker 2: guy that was nine hundred pounds, he like ate himself
Speaker 2: to death.
Speaker 1: Or whatever, and so I put him on.
Speaker 2: That's so but you know, but you know what's so
Speaker 2: funny though, that the background that they use, it's all yellow.
Speaker 1: I didn't even do that. I was pissed. I was
Speaker 1: already it's like it's done.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: I was like, why did they choose piss they choose
Speaker 1: pissed beige?
Speaker 4: You're going to scalp and being like it's it's already
Speaker 4: halfway off the fucking ground. I gotta take I just
Speaker 4: gotta take the sword and go do dumb stuff with it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I gotta save the sword in someone's body.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I just didn't google. I just typed the goofy
Speaker 1: dick and it came up immediately. What what is the image?
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's like he's posing in the mirror because
Speaker 1: he has a phone. Yeah, I thought, that is the
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Is that is that
Speaker 1: goofy with an erect penis in a black suit.
Speaker 4: His body.
Speaker 1: He's posting with this, He's taking a selfie. He's like
Speaker 1: in the bear.
Speaker 2: I don't think it'll be able to see it. Walkun
Speaker 2: this haven't that much passing out?
Speaker 4: Stop yo, send me. That's like you said it to
Speaker 4: Lily randomly. Like you said that Lily randomly. Dude, dude,
Speaker 4: haven't that much penis is so unhealthy?
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like this scenario happened, like maybe
Speaker 2: years ago. I sent this and you said, send this
Speaker 2: to me so I can send it to Lily. I
Speaker 2: feel like this happened. That's my style of thing to do.
Speaker 2: Pussy's in horrible about Disney. Here you go, Lily.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna remembers when you want to go to that
Speaker 4: park thirteen times this year. I'm going in two weeks again.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, wow, but you wanted to I
Speaker 4: do want to go, and I'm happy, but Star Wars
Speaker 4: it's I don't need to go that often. I really,
Speaker 4: I really don't. But this is gonna be a course.
Speaker 4: It's a Star Wars night thing.
Speaker 1: This might be cool. I feel like it's going to
Speaker 1: be especially bad because it's going to be the day
Speaker 1: that everybody's there. But yeah, I would part.
Speaker 4: Well, the tickets were very limited only like only like maybe.
Speaker 1: Like I can like win some from radio stations.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, they're very.
Speaker 1: Well how many what do you mean? How how limited?
Speaker 4: Could they possibly capped off the sales of the day
Speaker 4: for this like two million? I mean probably when everybody
Speaker 4: came over after the Star Wars and Collifen Adventure bro
Speaker 4: it was insanely backed.
Speaker 1: Remember, no, you were there, weren't you? What your present?
Speaker 1: I mean I was there. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: was present, Clearly you weren't. So many were there? Now
Speaker 1: this is question entirely anyway, that's the real way do
Speaker 1: we answer the question? Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably just a
Speaker 1: girl it was it was Spider Man, but I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really I'm not a post but I just
Speaker 1: haven't felt the need it would be. I would be
Speaker 1: a Frost. They did.
Speaker 4: They did some work with that character Frost. They did
Speaker 4: some work with that character as Wild.
Speaker 1: I was like, holy, I guess they did. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of just sensitized to it because it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's a hot person, all right, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's the same as every other one. To
Speaker 1: it's definitely not how I feel about like like it
Speaker 1: like it's like like, oh, boobs, I seen them all?
Speaker 1: Like no, I still like boobs. No, But I mean
Speaker 1: like it's to say they went wild with it. It's
Speaker 1: just like, well did they? I mean particular particular.
Speaker 2: I don't think most really, I don't think most well
Speaker 2: maybe in Rivals, but outside of that, like they most
Speaker 2: female characters don't look that like thick.
Speaker 1: They're usually I feel like smaller. Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like in Rivals particular, like it's not the game.
Speaker 1: It's ill saying. Maybe it's not like, uh so I
Speaker 1: haven't seen all of them. They're all bad.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen all I haven't seen all of them
Speaker 2: in the but so in this universe, in the Rivals universes,
Speaker 2: like maybe.
Speaker 1: They're all ridiculous. Yeah, they're all stacked. That's why like
Speaker 1: Silock's second is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what got me to I got CHOHn Lee
Speaker 2: in the Fortnite because I was like, excuse me, part decision, man.
Speaker 1: They got Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite Now they do insane
Speaker 1: didn't play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can play and Jake too. I was playing
Speaker 4: yesterday because they wanted me to play Finn and Jake
Speaker 4: from Adventure Time. That's cool, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Sure, I killed somebody with Jake and point we're getting
Speaker 1: to that point.
Speaker 4: That's almost that termina.
Speaker 1: It is almost we're at that level where it's just like, man,
Speaker 1: what else is? Like? I was thinking, like, man, it
Speaker 1: would be cool to see like Wallace and Gromets or something,
Speaker 1: and they're like, play.
Speaker 4: That would be You're gonna do a one piece collapse
Speaker 4: sooner later it's going to happen. I mean, haven't I wouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is weird.
Speaker 1: So when Travis Scott was a part of it, he
Speaker 1: was he could you play him too? Or was I
Speaker 1: think the concert thing? No? I think he was like
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't know there's a Travis Scott was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So like I guess Sabrina Carboner,
Speaker 1: isn't that.
Speaker 4: It's like whatever they had, they had Bruno Mars, they
Speaker 4: had Anderson.
Speaker 1: There's uh O'Neill. Yeah, but he but he's as tall
Speaker 1: as everybody else. Yeah, weird, So he wasn't I shrunk.
Speaker 4: That would just look like optimist prime. I feel like
Speaker 4: Optimus and Bumble we were bigger than people.
Speaker 1: No, they weren't. They were just normals.
Speaker 4: They were probably bigger. They are probably bigger in visual
Speaker 4: but probably same hip box as everybody.
Speaker 1: That would be insane to do because.
Speaker 4: I feel like they're not like massive.
Speaker 2: They're bigger slightly, I swear to God to me, it's
Speaker 2: like they would have to be bigger, but they're like
Speaker 2: so easier target. They just have way more constitution or defense.
Speaker 2: They have way more defense, right, like.
Speaker 1: They would be. It's not that kind of game. It's
Speaker 1: like everybody's equal. Oh, it's exactly the same. So like
Speaker 1: that's because that was the Peter Griffin thing, right, he
Speaker 1: was too fat, so they made him the muscular Peter
Speaker 1: from the meme so that he would like fit in
Speaker 1: with like the real I didn't know it was all
Speaker 1: the same. I thought like people would have it's a
Speaker 1: hip box thing. But I think it's like this is
Speaker 1: the player character and this is the hip box and
Speaker 1: they have to make sense. Is they're like perks and
Speaker 1: ship like to off. No, they don't have to.
Speaker 4: I mean no, you get like shields and ship like
Speaker 4: that and shields not really like per it's.
Speaker 1: A battle royale, but like you have to scavenge everything, right,
Speaker 1: but like the weapons or this, so it's it's everyone's
Speaker 1: everyone's running around with fucking AK forty seven. So like
Speaker 1: Spider Man is running around with an AK forty seven.
Speaker 1: Fucking the optimis Primes running around with an AK forty seven.
Speaker 1: But but Spider Man has webs. If you wanted to
Speaker 1: though or what there are webs? I think there it's
Speaker 1: a weapon that you can get, right, So it's like
Speaker 1: a sandbox item. So you go and you find a
Speaker 1: web shooter and you're like sick, and you could use
Speaker 1: it as with the Spider Mans can be you can
Speaker 1: also use it as a Sabrina carbon. Yeah, the game
Speaker 1: Sabrina it is kind of cool. I like what they've
Speaker 1: done with it, but it's also like a fucking fever Dream.
Speaker 4: Fortnite is so fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's making me feel old because like, I okay
Speaker 2: they put in Sabrina Carbon aroun'd like I still only
Speaker 2: know that Expresso song. I don't know anything else, So
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm like I gotta catch up girls.
Speaker 2: Crazy popular is in saying yeah she is, I see
Speaker 2: her everywhere. I just I'm like, she was on Disney.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that she was a Disney. I
Speaker 2: didn't know she was well well, well after I know
Speaker 2: a little bit more about Chapel Rowan, just because like
Speaker 2: she's always given interviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's always some there's always a problem something famous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish always saying something.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut just go be gay calculated to like,
Speaker 2: oh people people aren't talking about me.
Speaker 1: I gotta like pretend to not care or something. And
Speaker 1: it's such as got a nice ass. I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I never looked. So there's a
Speaker 1: there's this a I think that there's like a trend
Speaker 1: like of uh, she's gay, so respectfully and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna look.
Speaker 2: But there's like this thing that there's just trend because
Speaker 2: she's in the h what do you call those fish
Speaker 2: nets and she has a skirt on, but the skirts
Speaker 2: like too short sort of asses out. She's like dancing,
Speaker 2: she like something touch your toes and she turns around
Speaker 2: and then it's just a I after that, it's like
Speaker 2: there was like a like, wow, nobody noticed this like
Speaker 2: army of little men.
Speaker 1: Like it's like and it it just keeps.
Speaker 2: Cutting the stupid ship and so like, but I've seen
Speaker 2: enough to where I was like, oh, like she has
Speaker 2: a nice ass, because that wasn't the point of the video.
Speaker 2: But then like I was like looking at her, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she's a plump white girl. It good
Speaker 2: for her, except for she kind of sucks. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know, at least she like I don't.
Speaker 1: Like, it's just funny to me my perception, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's just funny to me just because it's so
Speaker 1: it's such a lesbian thing to be a gay pop
Speaker 1: star and still somehow people like a lot of people
Speaker 1: just don't like it, you know. Like it's like I
Speaker 1: feel like people prefer either straight women or bisexuals to
Speaker 1: like straight up lesbian like an ellen degenerous kind of thing, right,
Speaker 1: especially like a straight, straight straight male, right that you
Speaker 1: kind of there is something I think to a.
Speaker 4: Straight man, hate of bothers them the idea of that.
Speaker 1: Clearly, I don't think straight men have a fucking opinion
Speaker 1: at all about Chapelone. So I don't know if that
Speaker 1: necessarily I.
Speaker 4: Think they might more than you think, because I don't
Speaker 4: existence as a lesbian probably offends them more.
Speaker 1: Why would it, Well, I would say the in cell ones, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: how many of those are there? Many? Percentage wise?
Speaker 2: There's the Internet is compiled of the large percentages of
Speaker 2: people who don't make up the most of the world though.
Speaker 1: Sure, but I guess I'm talking about like in the world.
Speaker 1: I mean she she's a TikTok person. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 1: the I would on TikTok. I'm just saying I would
Speaker 1: wager that most straight men in the world either don't
Speaker 1: know who chaperone is or do not care.
Speaker 2: I would say, I think, yeah, like if you're talking
Speaker 2: about like the normy absolutely even me, I like, it
Speaker 2: took me a while to even I know, I know
Speaker 2: more about her political takes than her music because you
Speaker 2: the other day you were singing the song.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's that? And then you're like chapelon. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, oh hot to Go. I only
Speaker 1: know how to go in that pink pony one.
Speaker 2: I know that I know the hot to Go now
Speaker 2: because for some reason, now that you you made me
Speaker 2: aware of it. It plays way more than I just
Speaker 2: ever noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Frank Castle was singing in the in the
Speaker 1: in the in the finale, Daredevil.
Speaker 14: Red.
Speaker 1: No it's not the time, Punisher, No, it's not the time.
Speaker 1: Now was not the time Punisher punishers blind. I'm really blind.
Speaker 1: I'm actually blind again. He hits his head once a
Speaker 1: little bit too. I would always see, that's the thing
Speaker 1: about that superpower to me, right, So I would always
Speaker 1: be worried that I was only like one slight injury
Speaker 1: away from like losing that ability. So I would be
Speaker 1: so low key about that, like the ability to tell
Speaker 1: when people are lying and like ail no, no, but
Speaker 1: like that particularly because like it just feels like one
Speaker 1: of those you know cartoons people like they get hit
Speaker 1: and then they like forget, and then they get hit
Speaker 1: and then they remember. You know, like like Daredevil's power
Speaker 1: specifically feel more like that than any other superhero that
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, because everybody else involves like gamma radiation
Speaker 1: or like, uh, you know, there's like some crazy fucking
Speaker 1: thing he just fell in, like a chemic, dumb chemical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing that annoys me though, And they
Speaker 2: did in that, and maybe they did it before in
Speaker 2: the comics. I don't fucking know when his nose was clogged.
Speaker 1: He just couldn't.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say. If he gets sick,
Speaker 4: his powers get.
Speaker 1: So I was like, this is kind of stupid, So
Speaker 1: can you cheatingh He did feel himself, but but like
Speaker 1: you know, healed him.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm done because I forgot since I
Speaker 2: was speed running everything to watch Born Again, I didn't
Speaker 2: watch The Defenders, and so when I got to season three,
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, what what happened? Because he was
Speaker 2: all like building the building fell on me and I'm gay,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wait, what happened? So then I
Speaker 2: watched the recap of that where like everyone died the
Speaker 2: stick and everyone just got blasted, throats cut and then
Speaker 2: building dropped, and I was like, Okay.
Speaker 1: What a terrible show. The Defenders was so bad. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's the reason why season three sucks. Yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just they man, they did a bad job with
Speaker 1: the Again.
Speaker 2: It suffered from they got lazy. There was no passion
Speaker 2: in it. It was just like I just throw it her.
Speaker 4: They made the main character the worst character, Danny Ran.
Speaker 4: Danny sucks so fucking bad. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, feel bad for that guy because that's one
Speaker 2: of those things that hurts your career.
Speaker 4: But they makes it crazy is that Danny Red is
Speaker 4: the coolest character there. That's what makes even say he's
Speaker 4: out of that group of characters, even though Dared Devil's
Speaker 4: goaded as well too, and Luke kg is awesome. Also,
Speaker 4: Danny Wrand is a fucking white boy, and I can
Speaker 4: make his fist blow things up.
Speaker 1: That is, so they're all pretty low t so cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it's unfortunately what they did do.
Speaker 4: I think the New York heroes are actually by far
Speaker 4: the coolest heroes and Marvel comics like that's like, that's
Speaker 4: the New York street.
Speaker 1: Level heroes like from like from like, I really think
Speaker 1: it's only spider Man and Daredevil Man like Devil and
Speaker 1: Daredevil only because of the show.
Speaker 4: Really, I think Daredevil, Luke, spider Man, Night, Iron Fist,
Speaker 4: what night sucks?
Speaker 1: I love Moon Night. Yeah, I love Monight. I never cared.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think genuinely he has like one of the best
Speaker 4: comic book runs ever, Like his run I tried reading
Speaker 4: fourteen is amazing.
Speaker 1: I didn't get into it. So cool but it's also
Speaker 1: it's just saturation for me. That's true.
Speaker 4: He's about it about it. I think it's so cool
Speaker 4: about He's like, I gotta picture trade.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna read? And it ain't gonna be Moonnight.
Speaker 1: That's kind of my problem.
Speaker 4: You know you should man read it twenty fourteen, trust
Speaker 4: me so good.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm reading Extreme X Men because I just like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm so the twenty thirteen run twenty twelve to twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Rue because like the CPS like loses the Phoenix wors
Speaker 1: hold on. So I'm specifically doing it.
Speaker 2: I think I brought actually, I think I brought it
Speaker 2: up already because I was just more interested in in
Speaker 2: that version of Wolverine where he's just gay as ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're reading the gay Wolverine. It's badass, dude, it's badass.
Speaker 2: He's having sex with hercules. I think that's fucking funny.
Speaker 1: So I just kind of I started reading that because
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I found it on I'm reading comics again.
Speaker 2: I found it on accident by typing a gay Wolverine,
Speaker 2: and I want to see what popped up, you.
Speaker 1: Know, they want to see it, as one does I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 4: I'm glad, I'm back into my passion. I haven't read
Speaker 4: comics in the hot Wow.
Speaker 1: What do you got so fart? Hugger wrote in nice,
Speaker 1: I just want to do that. He says, uh, hello monkeys,
Speaker 1: regarding Sween's PC convo at the end of three sixteen.
Speaker 1: So we needs to roll the video drivers back to
Speaker 1: December update. Uh, and he gives a specific code like
Speaker 1: five six six point thirty six. The new fifty series
Speaker 1: drivers are famously fucking up older cars performance. Take it
Speaker 1: from a guy who was a forty seventy t I
Speaker 1: super that's something. Well that, but I guess you already saw.
Speaker 4: What I did was what I had to update the
Speaker 4: bias of it. So I had to take mine.
Speaker 1: Are you do the bios thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what because I had to do I had
Speaker 2: to do that before temographics card out, updated the bios
Speaker 2: put everything back. Well, I took I took my graphs
Speaker 2: out to see what was going on in the first place.
Speaker 1: Sure, and then I was like, where do you do this?
Speaker 4: Because on my fucking cabinet they're taking out the fucking
Speaker 4: graphics card. Has to be done inside beside the graphics card.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I just makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I have to do that too, stupid.
Speaker 4: Instead of it having the external one like most of
Speaker 4: them have, they have the external shrews. You un screw
Speaker 4: and you slide the thing out so you can just
Speaker 4: take that, you still have to go. I started going
Speaker 4: on hook it.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's just way more convenient that way instead
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: There's just there's always like I was funking with the
Speaker 2: laptop battery and the way that the laptop battery was
Speaker 2: stored was yes, and I was like, I can't fucking
Speaker 2: believe this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't even change it if I want
Speaker 1: to because I don't have a soldering gun, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, what do I do with this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So because the battery was completely dead anyway, nothing's in
Speaker 2: a way to make sense.
Speaker 1: That sounded like that sounded like I don't care it
Speaker 1: just like it made me so mad because anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't relive anymore. But yeah, you got it done.
Speaker 2: I wish I think an update on I was wondering
Speaker 2: if an update because it was after they were like,
Speaker 2: oh update for black myth Wukong.
Speaker 1: You know it shows in the video the app.
Speaker 2: They were like or the g Force Experience app, because
Speaker 2: now I want you to do the Nvidia app, which
Speaker 2: is like in beta, and I'm like, no, it'll leave
Speaker 2: me alone. But I updated it for black Myth and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden I was having issues. I
Speaker 2: reverted back to it didn't work. I was like to
Speaker 2: the older version. I was like, this sucks, and I
Speaker 2: tried everything. Yeah, at that way or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is the main reason I hate PC.
Speaker 4: I'm never I'm never getting an Intel again. In fact,
Speaker 4: shut themselves. I'm rising all the way, dude, never never
Speaker 4: getting Intel again.
Speaker 1: I'm i am rising all the Intel the one.
Speaker 4: It costs so much money, so much money to just
Speaker 4: not work.
Speaker 2: Eventually, it's fucking out of the fourteen genera thirteen and
Speaker 2: four generation art. I was looking at some of the
Speaker 2: statistics of people that were sending their ship back. It
Speaker 2: was outrageous number out of this world. It was almost
Speaker 2: fifty percent.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, I read that. I was like,
Speaker 1: that can't be right.
Speaker 4: I want Amazon. I checked. I saw at Amazon the
Speaker 4: return rate was insane, and then I went to best
Speaker 4: Buyertory it's insane. Then I went to the website and
Speaker 4: it was like the reviews were like, yeah, just don't
Speaker 4: get this.
Speaker 1: That's what made me so mad about CyberPower, where they
Speaker 1: were trying to gaslight me. They're like, oh, it's probably
Speaker 1: a third party issue with you. I'm like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not you guys.
Speaker 2: Try they swapped out the motherboard, they went swap out
Speaker 2: the CPU, the wolt, swap any them.
Speaker 1: Will you please try one more thing the third party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no party happening. There's no fucking party at this
Speaker 1: is you, this is your party. Help me. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: like did you have the assurance?
Speaker 4: Like, I haven't a three year for mine?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I fucked up because it worked right out. So I
Speaker 2: had just a warranty of a thirty days. Since I
Speaker 2: bought it through Amazon.
Speaker 1: It was on Prime y. It was an amazing Prime
Speaker 1: Day deal and that was the only reason I got it.
Speaker 2: I didn't need a new rig, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll get give my old one to Jojo, and then
Speaker 2: I'll get this one because this deals too good to
Speaker 2: pass up. And then it fucked up right outside of
Speaker 2: the return window. Told me there was gonna be an exception.
Speaker 2: They they told me it was gonna be an exception, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna wave the restocking fee.
Speaker 1: Bitch fucking must have lied.
Speaker 2: She probably pretended just to get me to shut up,
Speaker 2: because when when they charged me, I called them and
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, you guys charge me, who's the lady?
Speaker 2: Where's the notes of There's no notes and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you gotta be fucking there was no fucking paper trail.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They always tell you that they even the right
Speaker 1: person subway, well yeah, yeah, yells me. They always tell
Speaker 1: you it's like this call is being recorded, and then
Speaker 1: they can never find it when you need it. Weird
Speaker 1: they just couldn't find it.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe I got fucked. And then it was
Speaker 2: my mistake. I know I've talked about it before, but
Speaker 2: it was my mistake that I didn't call out cyber
Speaker 2: Power before this happened. When I gave up, I called
Speaker 2: them out and then they're like, oh, like, you know,
Speaker 2: can we how can we resolve this? And I'm like, funck,
Speaker 2: I should have did this. I forgot that I have
Speaker 2: a large following on Instagram and it could have It's
Speaker 2: I could have spooked them into probably remedying the situation.
Speaker 1: But I just I just I don't think of myself
Speaker 1: in that way.
Speaker 4: You know, I got that three year warranty. Dude, I
Speaker 4: got the three year warnings. In three years, I might
Speaker 4: want to replace it anyway. I'm always take ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: If I'm gonna buy a pre built PC next time.
Speaker 2: If I ever do that again, I absolutely will get
Speaker 2: a warrant. I just usually because I bought a pre
Speaker 2: built PC before and it.
Speaker 1: Was okay, it was fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I had one issue with the RAM and
Speaker 2: I solved it. I was good, you know, eventually if
Speaker 2: something happened, it is had a it was fine.
Speaker 1: It was fine. In fact, I think when I told
Speaker 1: my PC back to my and my cousin's bank in Israel,
Speaker 1: only saying it wasn't the best thing. Man.
Speaker 4: Actually, a friend I played digitmon with that's in Israel.
Speaker 4: It's hilarious friend that I played on this. He's in Israel?
Speaker 1: Is he doing? Is he good? He's he's muscling so
Speaker 1: so in Israel? Yes? So how how's it? How's it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I mean over there, I feel like it's difficult to
Speaker 1: tell people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it is in a way that it's like
Speaker 4: obvious or no, well he looks about Eastern that's it okay,
Speaker 4: Well he's like he's.
Speaker 1: From that part of the that's it. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: half and half of that forty seven over there, Like
Speaker 1: blending is it? He isn't like, well, that's a nice,
Speaker 1: very tiny hair. It burns. Does anybody ever be like, well, fuck,
Speaker 1: is there a goddamn tattoo in the back of your head?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: Like mote a right. I love him man for that,
Speaker 1: Like it's so there's something so funny about that you
Speaker 1: always think of it so clearly deranged.
Speaker 4: I like, I like him being so unbelievably autistic that
Speaker 4: he's good at everything. I do love that, Like it's
Speaker 4: magical almost.
Speaker 1: Like there is like an elements. I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: this way about most video games, but like there's there's
Speaker 1: like an element of like what you do when you're
Speaker 1: reading a book right where you're like imagining and fills
Speaker 1: in the details kind of thing where it's like I
Speaker 1: like to imagine, like when I'm there's no animations for
Speaker 1: it necessarily, but like I like to imagine, like when
Speaker 1: he's blending in he's actually absurdly like charismatic. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: actually like absurdly like he's doing a really great job.
Speaker 1: It has to be for the purpose of the game
Speaker 1: if they did that in the movies. Yeah, even though
Speaker 1: the movies were you know, you know, they're terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like like.
Speaker 4: Going to places and being really good. But then Sonics
Speaker 4: on he almost slips thet but he's like, is that
Speaker 4: Miles Parle.
Speaker 1: Ew that's disgusting. Don't ever look at me sideways like
Speaker 1: that again? Is that Sonic?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: His name is something stop. I'm sorry. He's too autistic
Speaker 1: to not know.
Speaker 4: You can played the game without losing a single coin.
Speaker 4: I've got every coin I've ever collected.
Speaker 1: It's Sonic.
Speaker 2: Probably the only game that I've ever been interested in
Speaker 2: speed running Sonic Yeah, because it's kind of like the
Speaker 2: Actually I'm too old.
Speaker 1: I'm too old. I fell off before.
Speaker 2: Really, the Three D ones the games they're bad, man.
Speaker 2: I heard their fun from it. I heard I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm good. It was one of those things where you
Speaker 2: know some so all you have to do is hear
Speaker 2: word of mouth and people be like and they're like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll just.
Speaker 1: Not I genuinely think that playing those Three D Sonic
Speaker 1: games is the worst feeling video game experience I think
Speaker 1: you could ever possibly have Wow, Like, I really like
Speaker 1: the way that there's just no weight to him at all,
Speaker 1: the way that he just like like, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: It feels like playing with special effects on top of
Speaker 1: a layer of something that's completely disconnected. It's like you're
Speaker 1: playing a like almost like a PNG right where like
Speaker 1: let's say Mario is the PNG in the foreground, but
Speaker 1: the background has nothing to fucking do with like what's happening. Look,
Speaker 1: I guess what it feels like to me, It's just
Speaker 1: like why is he gliding around so fucking quick and
Speaker 1: and also like so slow? Why why is it so
Speaker 1: precise and finicky and jagged? And I have.
Speaker 4: I have so much love of the games. I know
Speaker 4: their dog shit, I'm very dog shit, but I have
Speaker 4: so much love for those games. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 4: was like one of my first like real in depth
Speaker 4: three D video game experiences. The first one Adventure one
Speaker 4: was like one of the first ones that Adventures to
Speaker 4: When Shadow came out was like a moment in my life.
Speaker 1: I remember being like, this is crazy like that.
Speaker 4: Obviously, sixty four win Waker and Boudokai one are like
Speaker 4: moments in my life that are like video games when
Speaker 4: they became.
Speaker 1: Like a real thing to me when they weren't.
Speaker 4: Like when they weren't just like all this thing out.
Speaker 1: Of my hand, it was like, oh, I have this
Speaker 1: on my TV.
Speaker 4: I'm experiencing something right now.
Speaker 1: Crash Manic to Bodokai. For me, it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and my grandma wasn't really doing this for a long time,
Speaker 1: like I could tell, Like back then, I was like, I.
Speaker 4: Love these playing that game around my grandma. My grandmother
Speaker 4: just fucking fucking blacketed port freaking woman, being like what
Speaker 4: the fuck is like, what's going That's a hedgehog?
Speaker 1: I remember saying. That is what I remember that happened.
Speaker 4: I was like, Grandma, he's a hedgehog.
Speaker 1: And she was like, okay, this blue freak things like, that's.
Speaker 4: Not what hedgehogs look like, kingson, I've had them as pets.
Speaker 4: That's not what hedgehogs looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's like, but you growing up with
Speaker 1: Looney Tunes, right, Grandma, you understand.
Speaker 4: That, Like, yeah, bugs Bunny is very real in Saint Thomas.
Speaker 4: It's a demon there. We're afraid of him. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 4: ha ha, we had to kill them.
Speaker 2: Bug Bunny is like he would be a demon because
Speaker 2: he's he's just like a sexual harasser, like his purpose
Speaker 2: of like you'd just be kissing the fucking like ummer
Speaker 2: fudd Yeah, and he'd win.
Speaker 4: You. Always trying to trying to stop bugs Bunny from
Speaker 4: fucking you is crazy. Trying to stop trying to stop
Speaker 4: bugs Bunny from getting fucked by you as a feet Yeah,
Speaker 4: that would be you're gonna fuck him. You don't know
Speaker 4: how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Honestly, the bugs Bunny versus the punisher.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's gonna be really sad.
Speaker 1: But really I feel like it's gonna be a really
Speaker 1: bad day for the punisher.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like it's good and then
Speaker 4: it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh no, wait wait, wait wait wait, he's got
Speaker 1: like a big mallet.
Speaker 4: I think he'd resurrected his kids and kill his kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, demon like that.
Speaker 4: You missed you some.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I must go with this one, the real, the
Speaker 1: real Deli roade in he says some gay Lloyd gay
Speaker 1: gay Lord Foker and company parentheses debate. I don't know
Speaker 1: that got about gay Lord Meet the Fockers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: forgot about the meet the parents the Parents. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was gay Lord gay Lord Falker like gay or or
Speaker 1: like gay Lord.
Speaker 2: Lord actual, I think it was. Was there a DNA
Speaker 2: or No, it was gay Lord's just straight up gay lords.
Speaker 2: So gay Lord Foker, Yeah, name Ben Stiller's name, and
Speaker 2: that movie, which is funny the first.
Speaker 1: Time you hear it, you know. Yeah, yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: enjoying the movie. I've been I only saw it one
Speaker 1: son time. I like those movies. From what I remember,
Speaker 1: I remember like like I got I think about like
Speaker 1: I got nipples, Greg, can you milke me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I remember that that he's like his dad. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because Benzilla, I can't remember. It's like a really it's
Speaker 1: like a really awkward dinner conversation. You're talking about you
Speaker 1: can milk anything with nipples, and I got nipples, Greg,
Speaker 1: can you milke me? And then he actually starts doing
Speaker 1: the rest of the film, In fact, the rest of
Speaker 1: the film.
Speaker 4: I like the neuro Locus. He can play funny is
Speaker 4: really well. As long as he can play like a
Speaker 4: serious actor, he can play. I think he can play funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can. He's funny. He's like, uh, He's like,
Speaker 1: can I say it? Movie? That's like, can I say it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what is the movie that's from?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, he's he is funny.
Speaker 2: He's like, can I say it? I won't if it's
Speaker 2: not it was a problem, but I I'll say he's
Speaker 2: saying nigga.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. That's like Fred Willard from a Boondocks Dude,
Speaker 1: he goes off.
Speaker 4: That was the That's one of the funniest things the
Speaker 4: recording of it, seeing him trying not to laugh while
Speaker 4: he's saying there is there like a proper like this
Speaker 4: cod that him trying not to laugh, and he's just like.
Speaker 1: You know, this is ridiculous, fucking so iconic. I love
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 4: That Boondox is a great show that people did not want.
Speaker 1: Is you gonna give it back? It's so good? Is
Speaker 1: he gonna give it back?
Speaker 4: What makes it funny is like it wasn't even the
Speaker 4: fact that he said the N word that bothered me.
Speaker 4: It was the fact like when he would say he
Speaker 4: wouldn't register it anymore, and that happens.
Speaker 1: Does what happen to Lily? Now?
Speaker 4: I say it so much it doesn't register to being
Speaker 4: a word that defenses And it's really funny. I've tried
Speaker 4: not to say it around her as much anymore. You'd
Speaker 4: say I've been saying it too much.
Speaker 1: Alive by the way I've tried it. What does that
Speaker 1: even mean?
Speaker 4: I haven't said den word from her like two days.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that at all. Wow, that's so that's
Speaker 1: so much up do the same ship. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just okay with it.
Speaker 4: I don't want her to say it because I think
Speaker 4: it really well, like she doesn't have to. What happens
Speaker 4: is you slip. What happened as you slip? If you
Speaker 4: hear something too often, you slip and you fucking think
Speaker 4: it by mistake.
Speaker 1: Is not absolutely I.
Speaker 4: Really try to get her say, you won't say, well,
Speaker 4: JoJo's a white person, so it's definitely more defense.
Speaker 2: I mean literally yeah, I mean sure, that's sure. But
Speaker 2: she's also she's just self aware. It's Lily has it's been.
Speaker 2: She's been propagandized to whards. She's like, it's okay.
Speaker 4: I mean I've been telling her it's okay for years,
Speaker 4: but that's what I'm saying. But I also like the
Speaker 4: fact she doesn't say that. I think she started saying
Speaker 4: that it'll make me love her.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a bit less, quite a bit less,
Speaker 1: it's quite a bit less. I think it's just I
Speaker 1: think she should just say it every day, like you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, exactly like that you wake up good
Speaker 2: morning baby, you know, like just straight up.
Speaker 4: That'd rather me a lot because I like about her.
Speaker 4: What I liked about her is that she isn't racist
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 1: I don't care. But did you read ah he goes
Speaker 1: supgatebod fuckering Company? Is it just me? Or do you?
Speaker 1: Guys also think marathon looks kind of mad? Chris? How does?
Speaker 1: How does it feel? No bungees days on numbered? I
Speaker 1: think they'll be fine, But I think their presentation was
Speaker 1: really stupid. I don't care why they did it.
Speaker 4: That was the presentation.
Speaker 1: I think it's a big cock. They're showing it is
Speaker 1: a really detailed Yeah, it was just a really detailed
Speaker 1: engine six cock. Yeah, they debuted a marathon. Yeah it
Speaker 1: didn't five just come out? Didn't The five just come
Speaker 1: out was a couple of years ago. Why are you
Speaker 1: questioning me? Yeah? Why are you questioning me? I saw it.
Speaker 2: I saw their presentation was a big impressive and I
Speaker 2: didn't So, yeah, you're you're ray tracing and you saw
Speaker 2: the pulsivity too, because you see you see.
Speaker 1: The cub coming. It was an hour It was an
Speaker 1: hour long kind of open forum where they just kind
Speaker 1: of went in detail to how they built this this
Speaker 1: cock and unreal Engine six. I remember, it's like goofies.
Speaker 1: It's so much crazier than that. After hours explaining it
Speaker 1: just says marathon it sut off. No, yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I I watched the presentation live. I streamed
Speaker 1: it on Twitch and on my YouTube channel. You can
Speaker 1: go watch the vod it's it's it's over there. And
Speaker 1: the whole time I was like, this is the worst
Speaker 1: way to do this, because it was it literally like
Speaker 1: so they had a countdown, right, and they had a
Speaker 1: whole ergy building uphe for it, and then it starts
Speaker 1: and it's immediately like a live kind It's like a
Speaker 1: live show. It almost felt like you remember E three,
Speaker 1: how like you'd have the you'd have the you'd have
Speaker 1: the press conferences, and then in the days following you'd
Speaker 1: have like IGN or like Spike, and they would have
Speaker 1: people on the show floor and then like developers would
Speaker 1: come in and they would interview them a little bit. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't really like that substantive. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like that for like an hour, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you don't need to do this live. So I would
Speaker 1: have much preferred they do a direct or something, but
Speaker 1: it's it's an extraction shooter. I think it's one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like they presented it really weirdly.
Speaker 1: But when I looked at like the other people who
Speaker 1: were like invited to play, who made their own dedicated
Speaker 1: videos about like Okay, here's the details about what this
Speaker 1: is and like how things work, I got way more
Speaker 1: into it and way more excited about it. So it's
Speaker 1: like it's again one of these things where it's like
Speaker 1: people don't know how to sell their own games, and
Speaker 1: it's so weird because like you could have just did
Speaker 1: what these people did and more way more people would
Speaker 1: have been interested than what they did show.
Speaker 2: It is weird that I think there's like some content
Speaker 2: creators that could just be hired they kind of yeah
Speaker 2: and be like, hey, I'll sell your game, you know,
Speaker 2: like let me whip the together the best shit that
Speaker 2: I know people will get excited about, and just put
Speaker 2: some nice, smooth, buttery commentary over it or something I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, their presentation was terrible.
Speaker 4: I haven't played an distraction shooter since.
Speaker 1: Like, I think Siege right, Siege is not really Siege
Speaker 1: is more of like a vision at all. The Division
Speaker 1: was kind of like it had elements of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't look, I've played a little bit of like Tarkov.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I didn't mind what the setup was.
Speaker 1: I just kind of didn't like how that game felt
Speaker 1: to play. I think it'll be good. I actually I'm
Speaker 1: not really worried about how Marithon will do. I think
Speaker 1: it'll do fine. I just wanted to be cool.
Speaker 4: As long as it's cool in some sort of like
Speaker 4: cybernetic shit or magic shit, some sort of fucking genre
Speaker 4: blending that destiny that that bungeie does well. As long
Speaker 4: as it's cool, I'll give it a try. Am I
Speaker 4: gonna play it hard?
Speaker 1: Probably? No.
Speaker 4: I think I'm not gonna ever play a bunch of
Speaker 4: game really hard.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 4: Again, I gave them so much time and destiny and
Speaker 4: it's like, you know what, like I appreciate it. I
Speaker 4: get so respective if it's good or not. But I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna I'm not gonna really devoulte time into whatever
Speaker 4: it's I'll played.
Speaker 1: I would like to have a new PvP thing to
Speaker 1: focus on because it's been years since I really cared
Speaker 1: about anything, and Destiny just dropped it. They just didn't.
Speaker 1: They clearly didn't care about PvP for like the last
Speaker 1: several years because they were working on this. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like we'll see. Uh. There's supposed to be an alpha
Speaker 1: uh in the next like week or two, So hopefully
Speaker 1: I get invited. I'll throw you. I think every invite
Speaker 1: comes with like code, so I can. I'll throw you
Speaker 1: if I get it.
Speaker 4: But uh, hardcore, try it on my computer. I don't
Speaker 4: try to shoot a game on computer. I played DestinE
Speaker 4: and I played Trials on computer. It was a fucking
Speaker 4: fucking nightmare. Trials is always a nightmare, fucking nightmare. Someone
Speaker 4: was definitely cheating. I got sniped the ship.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is terrible. What are you?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Okay, so let's do this
Speaker 1: because it's vaguely that's a crazy head man draw. It's
Speaker 1: looking like fucking high Charity. It's so dumb bell pretty
Speaker 1: much that Penis looks insane? Is that not what your
Speaker 1: guys just looks like? Like a hammerhead shark. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: that not? Is that weird? I got veins on my ball? Weird?
Speaker 1: You know what? The craziest writhing veins on my ball.
Speaker 1: You know what the craziest thing about this is is
Speaker 1: that the opening of the throat is not at all
Speaker 1: lined up with the shaft. That's what's crazy about that. Today,
Speaker 1: I'm confused why I thought is it is? You're not joking, right,
Speaker 1: this is I thought this is like the average penis. No, man,
Speaker 1: mine is actually shaped uh.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Actually the reason the reason it's been hard for me
Speaker 1: to go full go phone too only fans because my
Speaker 1: dick is shaped exactly like a swastika. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: how would you even even jack off? Well, so it's crazy.
Speaker 1: So when it's when it's uh so, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like four pronged kind of right, Yeah, one of them
Speaker 1: is a real penis. That's the saddest penis I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: And that's the it's really big, but it's like it's
Speaker 4: just shaped like this.
Speaker 1: It's so defeated. It's just like.
Speaker 4: Fuck man, when I pee, I often peel on the
Speaker 4: shoulder bott mistake because of how fun up it is.
Speaker 4: Because it stands up.
Speaker 1: It's like anyway, So it's that true, man, I feel
Speaker 1: like another question, just to leave that off. I think
Speaker 1: it'll be I think Madizon will probably be good. I'll
Speaker 1: wait to see how it is when I play it.
Speaker 1: That should be in the next week or two. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't I actually don't know if I'll be able
Speaker 1: to talk about it, but we'll see. Anyway. I asked
Speaker 1: the Rock for his autograph. I told him my name
Speaker 1: is Derek, and then it cuts off. He wrotes in,
Speaker 1: Oh do you gotta write? You gotta do you gotta
Speaker 1: know about how long you have with these? Before they
Speaker 1: cut off? He writes in and he says, sub boys,
Speaker 1: I had a double dip. I had to double dip
Speaker 1: and ask Sween a question due to the Wilson Fiske jokes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sween. There's been talks of making a Blood
Speaker 1: Meridian show, and many fans want the actor that plays
Speaker 1: Wilson Fist to be cast as Judge Holden. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what this. I don't know what any of
Speaker 1: the shit is. Since Judge is one of your favorite
Speaker 1: fictional characters next to Superman, do you feel Vincent Donofrio
Speaker 1: Fisk could do the role. Is that true? Judge Holden
Speaker 1: is like the devil? No, he's not.
Speaker 4: He's a great character. Oh, it's a sourus of some sort.
Speaker 1: It's asaurus. Vincinarfrio could play probably anything.
Speaker 4: Honestly, he'd be I think he'd be a really good
Speaker 4: choice of the judge.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's crazy because he's the.
Speaker 4: Closest human I could think that actually looks like the
Speaker 4: judge or the judge is like a monster. Like he's
Speaker 4: like a fucking giant seven foot white baby.
Speaker 1: Man, white baby man. Oh, this is a great write.
Speaker 1: In Iodine Poisoning rode In, he says, what's good? Not
Speaker 1: a question? Just to clarify some things regarding the alligator encounter,
Speaker 1: I don't remember that the alligator, the fourteen foot alligator
Speaker 1: that we didn't believe was he says. He says no,
Speaker 1: He says no. I did not wrestle the cater it
Speaker 1: for five minutes. I just whacked it with my fishing
Speaker 1: rod and a random metal pole. I did have a
Speaker 1: gun on me, but killing a gator out of season
Speaker 1: with that a license would have gotten me in a
Speaker 1: world of trouble. That's crazy. Really, Even in self defense,
Speaker 1: you have to like let it eat you. What that's
Speaker 1: such a crazy rule. You can't for no re I
Speaker 1: understand if you just wander into a gator's like I
Speaker 1: don't know, fucking damn or whatever it is they fucking build.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel like this dude was was somewhere
Speaker 1: where you should. Yeah, well, if there's an alligator involved,
Speaker 1: that's always probably true, right, Like imagine you're just imagine
Speaker 1: you're just in like a taco bell and fucking cater
Speaker 1: wanders it.
Speaker 4: And just bites your knees off, and then you fucking
Speaker 4: shoot it and then the rest. Yeah, ye, you shoot
Speaker 4: it and then it calls the police on you.
Speaker 1: It's it gator phone, that's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I've been shot by a person.
Speaker 2: Get that extends the antenna, you know, dials with its
Speaker 2: gator fucking buttons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's gator theme for some The buttons are shaped
Speaker 1: like little alligators. Yeah. The phone is shaped like a
Speaker 1: little gatorhead and oh no, the phone is like it's
Speaker 1: a flip home, but it's an alligator's head and it's
Speaker 1: like the jaw right it opens, Yeah, and he goes
Speaker 1: like he goes, hey, what's up? It's me a gator?
Speaker 1: This is the Gator Police. This is the right number. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I just hate him, man, I just hate him.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: He shot me. It hurts. Could you could you come?
Speaker 1: Could you go about me and arrest him? Of course,
Speaker 1: mister gator will be there, The Gator Police will be there.
Speaker 1: Basically pulls out his gatorade, takes a sipae. You know,
Speaker 1: gatorade is because of the Florida Gators. Yeah, is that true?
Speaker 1: Was invented there?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I ever asked the question why it's called
Speaker 1: like it is it? Like I remember being a kid
Speaker 1: and being like, why is it called gatorade if none
Speaker 1: of the branding it all has to do with Gators
Speaker 1: even slightly, And then I immediately became incurious. Yeah, there was,
Speaker 1: because I must have seen somebody playing Super Mario Sunshine
Speaker 1: or something and immediately like it was like water physics.
Speaker 1: Yeah there was. There was a brilliant gator on the
Speaker 1: on the the campus where the Florida Gators play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was, Like was he like the All Star player
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: He was like he was like not the All Star player,
Speaker 2: but he admired the All Star player and noticed that
Speaker 2: he was always like dehydrated son the Gator was like,
Speaker 2: I could make something for this man. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: like he concocted his drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he started a business. Yeah. He so
Speaker 1: the CEO of gatorad is what you're explaining to me
Speaker 1: is it is a literal alligator. Alligator.
Speaker 2: He slithered up to the star quarterback and was like,
Speaker 2: I see your parched and see you and then the
Speaker 2: guy he took he took it. He was like that
Speaker 2: was quite reflect freshing. And then he screamed because he
Speaker 2: just saw a talking alligator give him a drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then he came to his senses and realized
Speaker 1: that the opportunity in front of him was crazy. So
Speaker 1: he became the co founder of GATORA.
Speaker 2: He's the co founder of it, and the the the
Speaker 2: quarterback is now the still the CEO. If you can
Speaker 2: check it, that's crazy. Yeah, I mean I won't because
Speaker 2: I believe you, but like there's nothing about this that
Speaker 2: sounds fake.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so yeah, so he writes in Dinner Killing
Speaker 1: a get out of season, whend have got me in
Speaker 1: a world of trouble and the gun was too weak
Speaker 1: to deal with any damage, any real damage. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: knew the gator was at least fourteen feet because I
Speaker 1: dealt with large specimens before when hunting them with my father.
Speaker 1: Louisiana has the largest and healthiest alligator population on Earth,
Speaker 1: so colossal individuals aren't too rare. Also, the largest alligator,
Speaker 1: the largest American alligator on record, was killed in eighteen
Speaker 1: ninety Louisiana, measuring nineteen feet and two inches. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: There's apparently bigger ones in Africa.
Speaker 1: A nearly twenty foot alligator is fucking disrupting to me.
Speaker 1: That is not a good experience. That's crazy. That almost
Speaker 1: seems impossible. Yeah, Like I don't know, Like.
Speaker 4: That's impossible to you, knowing a wold shit that exists
Speaker 4: in fucking the world.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just seems like a lot.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a giant squid? Have you ever
Speaker 4: seen what they look like?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But the ocean, like I, you know, I just
Speaker 1: in water.
Speaker 4: I think anything lives in water. Is the ability to
Speaker 4: surprise if I got to be stopped now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that lives in water. Huh? Yes? What about Uh?
Speaker 1: What about your cousin Lorenzo who drowned in water. He
Speaker 1: doesn't live in water. He died in water, he lived
Speaker 1: in there, briefly existed the whole time he was dying.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think he doesn't like talking about it?
Speaker 1: He's sensitive about his cousin that guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you think like, since we like wherever you
Speaker 2: die and that's how you live in the afterlife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so like he drown So if he he drowns,
Speaker 1: I make a really joke. So if he drowns, wait,
Speaker 1: so are you telling like he's reincarnated as as something
Speaker 1: relating to it, either that or the afterlife. He's just
Speaker 1: that's where that Oh damn, he's always drowning forever like
Speaker 1: someone that gets hung as always being hung. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so you're always you're always like that. Actually, must be
Speaker 1: a miserable What do you think the worst kind of
Speaker 1: thing would like that would be burning? Right? It was immediately.
Speaker 1: So that's what hell. That's what hell is. That's the
Speaker 1: real concept of hell, our word to being retarded.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, rap.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you, Well feel all right, you know, thank
Speaker 1: you for the thank you for the clarification. If you
Speaker 1: know that this is what if you're in there forever,
Speaker 1: like at a certain point you kind of just like, well,
Speaker 1: doesn't it then a loophole then in some sense, yeah,
Speaker 1: so then it's not that.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden the person gets really
Speaker 2: upset that's doing it because they're like, oh, you're enjoying this.
Speaker 1: I hate this. Oh that's interesting because like they bring
Speaker 1: it to the HR people in Hell, this is no
Speaker 1: this no longer is torture. That's kind of inherently the
Speaker 1: problem with Hell, like from like a fundamental like logic perspective.
Speaker 4: To you is that like it's magic, I know, but
Speaker 4: it's magic. I never mind this magic just Jewish space magic.
Speaker 1: Of course it's no. Actually one of them people you're
Speaker 1: you're not one of them women who are who are
Speaker 1: like uh, they're like, oh, I got something interesting to say.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I like I think I like
Speaker 1: steak more than chicken. That's crazy. And you're supposed to
Speaker 1: say something. You're supposed to say like, wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Really fucking I've never heard anything like this. So, my love,
Speaker 1: you changed my life for explaining to me like why
Speaker 1: I don't care like you like it? Whatever? That's I
Speaker 1: think that's crazy. Actually I wuld probably would probably haund
Speaker 1: on it. I'm talking to women. It's crazy sometimes it is.
Speaker 1: It truly is like what am I doing? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: kill myself? Yeah, easily the worst experience I've ever had.
Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot, and that's easily the worst.
Speaker 4: You you you?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Sower guild Master wrote in It's a crazy word, Sewer.
Speaker 1: I don't know it was Hello, Hello Puerto Lichen, Dr
Speaker 1: Kingston and mister Sweeney, Doctor Kingston and mister Sweeney and Derek.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's happening. I know, I know that
Speaker 1: Sweeney has talked about his love for dungeons and dragons,
Speaker 1: but what about the other tabletop roleplaying games. I think
Speaker 1: Chris might like Old of Darkness since you can be
Speaker 1: a monster in different time periods such as the Dark Ages,
Speaker 1: Victorian England or the modern day. Derek might actually like
Speaker 1: Fatal because he's gay. What's Fatal? I never heard of
Speaker 1: any of it? Is that a gay game? I mean
Speaker 1: gay for gay people like you? Gay? I can't tell
Speaker 1: if that's like an insult to Derek or a compliment
Speaker 1: of the game.
Speaker 4: In some sense, World of Darkness is really cool. It's
Speaker 4: it's where they got the idea of Underworld. You know
Speaker 4: the Underworld movies. Yeah, yeah, they stole heavily from the
Speaker 4: World of Darkness.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, heavily.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, it's like vampires werewolves. Fucking almost said something
Speaker 4: wild mad magicians. Okay, magicians with like people like sorcerer
Speaker 4: and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really cool. Let me just squash this right off
Speaker 1: the bat. Yeah, it's not the subject matter of tabletop
Speaker 1: role playing games that is the issue. It is literally
Speaker 1: the medium. For me. I don't, like, I don't care
Speaker 1: to sit in front of a table with like a
Speaker 1: bunch of like little pieces and like a little fucking
Speaker 1: board and everybody's got like a little pen and paper
Speaker 1: and they're like keeping stats and they're like, I wonder
Speaker 1: how fucking fearful my fucking horcrux is. Like I just
Speaker 1: it's it seems like such a thoroughly unenjoyable experience to
Speaker 1: me that like it's just there's nothing that really could
Speaker 1: be done to get me into it. I think like
Speaker 1: I would have to have the most I would literally
Speaker 1: have to have the best game of D and D
Speaker 1: ever even remotely possible for me to even think about
Speaker 1: doing it, For even for me to even have a
Speaker 1: passing notion that I would do it again. Did you
Speaker 1: do the table full of hot naked sluts? I would
Speaker 1: think specifically not oh man, hot naked? Oh well, you
Speaker 1: know fair, but maybe the worst possible people. Would they not?
Speaker 2: It wouldn't enhance your experiences. They're just like, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: playing a door for whatever.
Speaker 1: I rolled a six. Yeah, and her titch are like
Speaker 1: slapping the table and ship.
Speaker 4: That does just sound good for me, and I love
Speaker 4: or milk shooting. I love D and D and definitely
Speaker 4: that'd be a terrible time for me to play that too.
Speaker 4: It'd be like, why are you all naked? What's happening here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you guys? What I am? I'm too
Speaker 1: easily distracted, like I just I genuinely think like I
Speaker 1: need to if if I'm open to distractions, like I
Speaker 1: think that's why video games work for me. It's because,
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm staring at a screen and everything that
Speaker 1: I need to pay that do is there. There's never
Speaker 1: anything that's like coming. Do you play with John Barenthal
Speaker 1: and Charlie Cox? That awesome? I mean yeah, for the story,
Speaker 1: I guess it would be dumb not to roll red.
Speaker 1: He calls everybody read my name? Is Charlie. Name is Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie what you mean? Oh yeah right, no, no, no money,
Speaker 1: My name is Charlie. He's still he's still talking, like,
Speaker 1: my name is Charlie. You know I miss Foggy. I
Speaker 1: miss Foggy so much I'm blind. Do you know that
Speaker 1: we need a critical I forgot I was also there. Silly,
Speaker 1: silly of us to forget that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a snake eyes damn. I rolled it
Speaker 1: to again. I can't seem to succeed on anything today.
Speaker 1: Takes a chair up and smashes a dog in death
Speaker 1: with it. Forgive me.
Speaker 4: He grabs a cop and folds him into an or
Speaker 4: goby plane and then throws row brow.
Speaker 1: Dude, that scene that seems crazy nuts. What's it? That
Speaker 1: was the most brutal thing Marvel is done by far?
Speaker 1: What the end of the episode, Like the commissioner was
Speaker 1: like he got broke his head dog.
Speaker 2: Those dudes that do like masters that like tearing phone books.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, he's been practicing.
Speaker 4: I mean, Capin has always been strong, but like god
Speaker 4: damn brother.
Speaker 1: Like it was the detail like I paused it, like
Speaker 1: the details like that's good.
Speaker 4: That's and all those pussy ass cops just watched all
Speaker 4: those pussy ass crazy thing about That's like, you know
Speaker 4: you're next. You know if you fuck up slightly through
Speaker 4: any means you're doing that.
Speaker 1: Guy was important.
Speaker 2: You're nothing, you know, like like why would you stay?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I'm gonna pretend like I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: the bidding and I'm gonna go move to like anywhere
Speaker 2: outside of New York.
Speaker 1: Those little cups we idolize you, man, we think you're
Speaker 1: so cool. It's like, oh, y'all are so dumb. Really,
Speaker 1: this is what you want, this is what you're into.
Speaker 12: Just like.
Speaker 2: I still love you, but god damn, you're so cool
Speaker 2: making it's so hard, it's so Harry's he's shitting his
Speaker 2: pants right now, his own back.
Speaker 1: A ship's coming out of his eyes. So he's dead.
Speaker 4: He's a dead personferent Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's built different. I mean in season two he was dude,
Speaker 2: Jake Saw had him and his homies had him dead.
Speaker 2: They beat the piss out of him, and then he
Speaker 2: had a second win and killed them all, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: he's just bil different that.
Speaker 4: Let's just at that point I was like he's got
Speaker 4: pure white male rage and it's so powerable.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's so stupid. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I believe anything. At this point, there's no way he's
Speaker 1: gonna he can't die.
Speaker 4: Like, keeping him alive is the most insane thing I've
Speaker 4: ever seen ever in anything ever. You shoot him in
Speaker 4: the heart and back in.
Speaker 2: The I think if his head explosive, still fight, like
Speaker 2: he's been snipe fighting. He blew his head off point
Speaker 2: blank and he's still fighting. It's somehow yelling at him.
Speaker 1: More.
Speaker 2: He that's like echoing because it's like a bunch of likes,
Speaker 2: but it's like working together to create one good voice.
Speaker 1: Stupid, dumbest thing I've heard. He said, have yms on
Speaker 1: and talk about the hereditary take road and he says,
Speaker 1: what happened to this podcast? I'm rewatching from rewatching the
Speaker 1: pot from episode zero. Insane thing to do. Wow, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't understand how people do that.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I've only done that with Cometown. That
Speaker 2: was the only thing where I was like, I gotta
Speaker 2: backlog this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how many episodes of Cometown were there? A
Speaker 1: couple hundred I think maybe a little more less, little less.
Speaker 1: I think fair enough, he says, watching from the pot
Speaker 1: from episode zero, And there's a couple of them where
Speaker 1: if you guys are talking about a clip, you actually
Speaker 1: played the clip. Hey, things things got streamline, man, accept it.
Speaker 1: I used to obsessively do this sometimes, like if I
Speaker 1: thought it was like relevant, but like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem like people care. Like the issue
Speaker 1: was like I would spend so much time editing these
Speaker 1: things and no one gave a shit, to the point
Speaker 1: where like when I stopped doing it or I stopped
Speaker 1: doing heavy editing on it, people didn't care. So I
Speaker 1: was like, why what am I busting my ass for
Speaker 1: people cares? That's not what people come for a podcast for.
Speaker 1: People were like, that's what I would come the podcasts,
Speaker 1: Well you wouldn't. That's not a podcast though it's never
Speaker 1: been that.
Speaker 2: It's like you want like a line form video that
Speaker 2: is beautifully edited and stuff like that, but usually people pay.
Speaker 1: Well I'm yeah, I'm saying I don't listen to podcasts,
Speaker 1: So that's why, And that's why exactly.
Speaker 2: So I mean so other thing, it's like either coming
Speaker 2: for a podcast or you're not. You know, it's even
Speaker 2: like say, you know, celebrities started getting into podcasting over
Speaker 2: the pandemic, and the vast majority of them were just
Speaker 2: using like their air pods and fucking like they weren't
Speaker 2: using a they their mics were fucking got awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were still getting so many views.
Speaker 2: Was at the point where like people largely don't even
Speaker 2: care about the quality.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 2: It It upset me because I'm like, bro, like I
Speaker 2: feel like, guys, you guys have money, you guys can
Speaker 2: have the best quality. You guys can have better quality
Speaker 2: than us. You can have a fucking machine that has
Speaker 2: like the best noise canceling ship, like both the best
Speaker 2: noise reduction to where you don't even have to do
Speaker 2: it in post. And it's like, no, why would I
Speaker 2: do that. I'm just gonna use zoom and that's a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gonna have a camera switcher that like the
Speaker 1: text who's talking switches it based on that.
Speaker 2: And hey, I will do everything for you. No, no,
Speaker 2: just zoom and air pods. And I'm like, oh cool, great,
Speaker 2: thanks guys. Speaking to a podcasts Katy Perry and her
Speaker 2: podcast they went to Space yesterday.
Speaker 4: And her podcast podcast has a podcast on a podcast
Speaker 4: for a while or like, I mean, it might have
Speaker 4: been a talk show, but I thought it was a podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just didn't know. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about this at all. I know Carr Katy Perry went
Speaker 1: to the edge of space, of course I did see that.
Speaker 4: I think that's really not good for a human being.
Speaker 4: But whatever, I think it's like, it's I just think
Speaker 4: it's like, it's dope. I don't think it's good for
Speaker 4: I don't think it's care that. I don't care that
Speaker 4: she did it.
Speaker 2: I just think it's not impressive for because it's only
Speaker 2: rich people can do it exactly. So that's why I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, I want to do it, but it's a
Speaker 2: rich people's games up there. I feel like going up
Speaker 2: there absolutely want to activate something that shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would do. I would go fucking wild up there
Speaker 1: because I feel like I would start like stomping trying
Speaker 1: to break everybody, like you know how like you've ever
Speaker 1: been in an el later your attempted to just kind
Speaker 1: of trying to freak people out, just jump it. The
Speaker 1: fact that you think you could like move a shuttle, well, no,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, it's like I think I think
Speaker 1: the people on board would freak with no stop just
Speaker 1: as little about space as anybody else who would who
Speaker 1: would theoretically be doing a little point where like if
Speaker 1: I jumped around, like, there's no way they want the window,
Speaker 1: there's no way.
Speaker 4: Up there with no one going on. There's no way
Speaker 4: they go to. People that don't know to go on,
Speaker 4: like they have to go up there.
Speaker 1: People that are talking about like.
Speaker 4: They can't go up there, people that are just ignorant
Speaker 4: to space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Katy Perry's fucking.
Speaker 4: Went up there with people that like some at least
Speaker 4: someone up there know.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: saying you might know enough. But like if so, if
Speaker 1: you're on a space shuttle in the middle of fucking
Speaker 1: nowhere and then someone's like pushing the windows and ship,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a feeling about that, regardless of whether
Speaker 1: or not you know, especially the window thing. Yeah, I would,
Speaker 1: I'd be kicking the window. I would like push off,
Speaker 1: push off the other side.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 1: I would clog.
Speaker 2: I mean it would be him, He's the first one there.
Speaker 2: Then your skinned fucking just flies out by your body.
Speaker 2: Your body is too small to go through the things.
Speaker 4: You would get your skin just getting lightning cancer real fast,
Speaker 4: and then you would die from being cold.
Speaker 1: That'd be pretty cool anyway you get flash cancer.
Speaker 2: But yeah, people a shooting older Katy Perry because she's
Speaker 2: been making a lot of shady decisions.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I have no I didn't know that. I
Speaker 4: don't know boom. I just know I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: she has big tits, that's nice. I don't know anything
Speaker 4: have been so stupid.
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I just think she's not doing
Speaker 1: a bad takes.
Speaker 2: She also is some tasteless stuff. She was working with
Speaker 2: an abuser in the industry.
Speaker 1: Stuff, yeah, luke something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was making some bad decisions that are
Speaker 2: very anti uh person.
Speaker 1: And I think her her new album was like not
Speaker 1: that interesting.
Speaker 2: Flopped hard, and she did make it really tone deaf,
Speaker 2: like like a Rosy the Riveter thing. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it was like this like pro woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a super tone deaf. Yeah I'm
Speaker 1: a woman. That was the song. Literally it wasn't even
Speaker 1: like a this isn't like a grifter kind of like
Speaker 1: you know the you know what I mean? It's it's
Speaker 1: not like a fucking bench appearance, like feminist anthem. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? Yeah, it was just like genuinely boring. And
Speaker 1: it was like that scene in uh, what is it
Speaker 1: Infinity War when they all come together and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're like I didn't this is this looks especially lame
Speaker 1: right now, like you'd be better, And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, why don't. I'm I'm a fan
Speaker 2: of the women's and stuff like that, but not like that.
Speaker 4: Don't shoot her just to show them being badass throughout
Speaker 4: the scene of exactly, it's just like it broke my like, yes,
Speaker 4: the girlshorned. It was like gross, all the girls and
Speaker 4: when they failed, they're not going to accountability.
Speaker 1: Also damn yeah gross. I was like, don't do that
Speaker 1: please anyway, that's one. That's why then we'll get a marvel.
Speaker 1: They were playing I'm just the Girl. I mean, I
Speaker 1: like that song. I just like that song in general,
Speaker 1: not the fucking point. I like, no doubt, why would
Speaker 1: you say that I like that song.
Speaker 2: I'm not well, I'm giving my point. I'm giving my statement.
Speaker 2: I just like that song, oh my god, because you
Speaker 2: played it during when she was fighting with you.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of songs that I love, and
Speaker 1: it was just it was just I don't like any music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like that was clear that's clearly not the point. Man.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was I only listened to
Speaker 1: fire alarms, like oh.
Speaker 2: Woo girl, I'm just it was I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: don't do that, especially since they had the quartering types.
Speaker 2: They're already gonna diary of this movie. It's like giving
Speaker 2: them just cannon fodder.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is just there's only listening to
Speaker 1: heartbeat monitors in hospitals.
Speaker 4: Aid there is no way to make a captain.
Speaker 1: Cycle. Imagine he's like one of those videos those tech
Speaker 1: talks like hey man, what are you listening to? A
Speaker 1: fading heartbeat? And then it like they walk away and
Speaker 1: they start playing that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm listening to jay Z's labored moans.
Speaker 2: You just walk off, yeah, and then a flat light
Speaker 2: eventually yeah, then the the that's when.
Speaker 1: You're like that ship and he was like, fuck, the
Speaker 1: drop on that is so good. You're like shuffling and ship.
Speaker 1: He's doing a They're all there, like he's got like
Speaker 1: a load. He's gotta get an album full of them
Speaker 1: on his fucking iPhone and they're all like they all
Speaker 1: have names, all the all the all the tracks of dames.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, man, Peter, Peter had a fucking hell
Speaker 1: of a heartbeat. Stop. That's crazy. So as they come
Speaker 1: back a little bit and you're like.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh oh, he's still like, ah, that's so psychotic.
Speaker 4: The record for the most flat line.
Speaker 1: I guess that must be like I would imagine three
Speaker 1: macs maybe right, hmmm, I wonder if that that's uh,
Speaker 1: look up if somebody's recorded that. Dude.
Speaker 2: I just I just learned about this Austrian serial killer.
Speaker 2: Oh he did yeah, so he was famous in Austria. Dude,
Speaker 2: this is a stupid This is the thing that makes
Speaker 2: me like I was like, oh, we're fucked as people
Speaker 2: because this guy, like.
Speaker 1: His mo was strangling prostitutes with their own like bras.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, and he like kept doing it, so we
Speaker 1: like he did it and then he finally got caught.
Speaker 1: He was like, because he's an idiot. And then he
Speaker 1: went to prison.
Speaker 2: He wrote a book that was like clearly about his life.
Speaker 2: It's like people call it purgatory. It's called purgatory. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he told a fake story and then he got so
Speaker 2: much sympathy that everyone's like, this guy's clearly rehabilitated. So
Speaker 2: he spent only fifteen years in prison, got out, immediately
Speaker 2: started murdering again, but like, since he had so much clout, immediately, dude,
Speaker 2: Like literally three months later after being in prison, good
Speaker 2: amount of time, Dude, he was good for three months.
Speaker 1: He was good for three months and then so give him,
Speaker 1: give him a break, is what I'm saying. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: He started going to to the like the brothels and
Speaker 2: the red light districts in Prague, right in the Czech Republic,
Speaker 2: and then he started he was like an author and
Speaker 2: they started making films.
Speaker 1: So he was around where these prostitutes were getting murdered again.
Speaker 2: But his alibi for being there was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: studying them for making films and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: So that's why it didn't seem too suspicious at first.
Speaker 1: But these people were retarded.
Speaker 2: They He started working with the police and interviewing the
Speaker 2: other prostitutes, being like what's going on, Like do somebody
Speaker 2: needs to do something about this, grilling the complete the police,
Speaker 2: like you guys aren't doing enough, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: It's him plain sight it's him and he was doing
Speaker 1: it hard in the paint.
Speaker 2: Dude, it was so obvious that it was him, but
Speaker 2: people just didn't want to be even I guess. So
Speaker 2: he went to LA because he was a film guy.
Speaker 2: He's like, this Austrian guy is famous.
Speaker 1: He wants to start.
Speaker 2: So we started going on beats with cops being like,
Speaker 2: I want to learn more because I want to do
Speaker 2: more film stuff. And he started murdering homeless people's skid row,
Speaker 2: like homeless prostitutes and stuff, and in the same way,
Speaker 2: they finally caught him, like after they were.
Speaker 1: Like, uh, well yeah, we can't. Uh his DNA's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's It was.
Speaker 2: It was the most maddening thing where I was like,
Speaker 2: we're fucked, like where this happening was. So it was
Speaker 2: just so reminiscent of like we asked ourselves how did
Speaker 2: we get here?
Speaker 1: And I'm like it was.
Speaker 2: It was one of those things and I'm like, it
Speaker 2: was the dumbest shit ever, fascinating story of how like
Speaker 2: dumb people can be. Like a guy's murdering the exact
Speaker 2: same way.
Speaker 1: I can't beat him. He wrote that cool book It
Speaker 1: Can't be This Guy. Even though it was he did.
Speaker 1: It was the same thing, can't It has to be
Speaker 1: a copycat or something, and it could have been. It
Speaker 1: could have been. But the fact that that guy was
Speaker 1: in the area, yeah it was. That's a bit. It
Speaker 1: took forever. And then they're all places to be also.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then like one of his pomies tips them off.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, the cops are coming after you. So
Speaker 2: he's like, uh, he's like forty something at this point
Speaker 2: or whatever, fifty And then he marries like an eighteen
Speaker 2: year old, moves to like fucking I don't know, some
Speaker 2: other country, like isolated, and then they find him.
Speaker 1: Of course good they get married as a murderer. He's
Speaker 1: just well, dude, they just they just doesn't that stress
Speaker 1: you out? I don't understand how people could do that
Speaker 1: level of crime, Yeah, because like I would be stressed
Speaker 1: out forever.
Speaker 2: Sure, but I think you just realized how insanely stupid
Speaker 2: people were. Where he's like, I can't believe this worked,
Speaker 2: you know, like.
Speaker 1: He wrote a book. Yeah, it was a point where
Speaker 1: he started like working with the cops and being like,
Speaker 1: you guys gotta do better. Where there's like probably blood
Speaker 1: all over them. It's probably blood the chicks. I think
Speaker 1: you should leave with the hot dogs suit. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: that exact scene. Who could have done this the hot dog? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all for the guy who did this. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the guy and hot dogs. I'm Kingston's father
Speaker 1: and I'm here too. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: all this blood came. This is a dead woman. My
Speaker 1: son Kingston would love this.
Speaker 2: May I have her pelt her, pales.
Speaker 4: The neck and just listed off himself one tear.
Speaker 1: It's not even, it's not even like, it's like and
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. I'm gonna make these omittens love this. Here
Speaker 1: you go, son, Son. A woman's pout for progue for prague. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's mean Kingston. Yeay birthday, Son? What eighteenth birthday? I
Speaker 1: can't wait the girl to be just like you. That
Speaker 1: a complete mom umpster they did that. He's aware, but
Speaker 1: he's still excited.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, I know you're a demon, but like, oh,
Speaker 6: I love you, Dad, I can't wait to be just
Speaker 6: like the terrible person you are.
Speaker 1: I love how when you're around there's no harmonies.
Speaker 4: There's never any harmonies when you're nearby.
Speaker 1: People can't sing when you're near them. That's crazy people,
Speaker 1: there's no harmony at all. That's crazy. That is insane.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the fun out. I see in
Speaker 1: a few years, So dad, see what, I'm a grown man.
Speaker 1: We're so happy when you get out what happened. Let's
Speaker 1: get on out of here. Let's try and look man,
Speaker 1: let's try. Let's let's try and blow past two thousand.
Speaker 1: Let's please please try, try and get up there. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Let's blow in general. I want to blow
Speaker 1: in general. I'm before before we ended. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to run something by you. And this is technically behind
Speaker 1: the scenes conversation, but I might as well, like see
Speaker 1: what the audience says. I'll be reading the comments on
Speaker 1: this specifically because I want to know the questions are
Speaker 1: getting crazy. Not what they are, it's just the amount
Speaker 1: of them, and we're just not getting a lot of them,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just it's getting impossible
Speaker 1: to get to all of them. And I'm curious about
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we like shuffle
Speaker 1: tears around, if we like move it to a high like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do about that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: I would say because so in my in my opinion,
Speaker 2: at first, I was thinking our questionnaire premium episodes was
Speaker 2: like quote uquoe lazy, but I think it's kind of necessary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is necessary, but doesn't I guess what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is like does it have to like because I
Speaker 1: looked at Sacred Right and what we do for Sacred
Speaker 1: and the questions, like the I don't know exactly what
Speaker 1: the barometer is for being able to ask a question
Speaker 1: or whatever, but like it's way lower, like by orders
Speaker 1: of magnitude, Like it's like maybe like sometimes it'll like
Speaker 1: get to one hundred. We have like like two hundred
Speaker 1: something three hundred questions, and it's just kind of not feasible.
Speaker 1: So I'm wondering, like how the audience would feel about
Speaker 1: like shuffling that maybe like moving that up, or like
Speaker 1: maybe creating like a slightly different, more like slightly more
Speaker 1: expensive tear for it, just to you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: just to thin it out a little bit, because I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people just aren't getting their
Speaker 1: shit red, and unless we dedicate the entire show to questions,
Speaker 1: it's going to continue to be a problem. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, I want to point that out. I wanted
Speaker 1: to bring that to you guys as well, people who
Speaker 1: are listening, how you feel about it, because it's it's
Speaker 1: genuinely not like, oh, we're trying to get as much
Speaker 1: money out of you as possible. It's literally just like
Speaker 1: I want to get through as many people as possible,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad that people just aren't getting their
Speaker 1: shit read because I'm sure there's like a lot of it,
Speaker 1: but like there's not.
Speaker 2: Well, the way that I feel about it is like, well,
Speaker 2: kind of what I just said that we could with
Speaker 2: our premium show, because you know it's it's in the
Speaker 2: five dollars tier as well, Sure we could just you know,
Speaker 2: I know we're sometimes we're just like, oh, let's we
Speaker 2: rotate the kind of shows we do, like when it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a review or this or this or that.
Speaker 2: But if they like, say, see by feedback, if they
Speaker 2: were like, we could just dedicate more shows that you know,
Speaker 2: instead of we know exactly what we're gonna do when
Speaker 2: we show up. When we do our premium shows, we're
Speaker 2: gonna fucking get to as many questions as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's something that's also another option because the show is
Speaker 2: growing significantly in the five dollars tier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so that's that's that's the thing too.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I don't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: think we there is a potential reality where we could
Speaker 1: just like if the audience okay with it, where we
Speaker 1: just start off with questions and you know, it is
Speaker 1: what it is at that point. We we tend to
Speaker 1: have like fun ship anyway, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: They also, I mean I would say they also you know,
Speaker 2: I imagine most of the our they understand that, uh,
Speaker 2: everybody can't get the question read regardless, just because the
Speaker 2: show is so it's so much larger now, so that
Speaker 2: that is also one thing too. It's like we can
Speaker 2: try as much as we can obviously, but I wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to me if I you know, I've supported many
Speaker 2: people and I've never I have thought like, oh they
Speaker 2: didn't like I can't believe they didn't read my thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair you feel me. It's yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just opening up to the audience as well, right, I
Speaker 1: do want their input on it as well. If I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make a change, if it could be then nothing changes,
Speaker 1: it could be that we just like I wish our
Speaker 1: questions immediately. Here's an interesting perspective though about the tier thing. Well,
Speaker 1: it could be so it's like five dollars tier. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a chance there could be because I've
Speaker 1: been saying like we need something for the ten dollar
Speaker 1: tier that makes sense. That could be. It could be
Speaker 1: a ten or fifteen dollars whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: It would be sure insurance, you know, insurance that I
Speaker 2: say it shirts, but also you know, if you waste
Speaker 2: your ten or fifteen dollars whatever it is on just
Speaker 2: it not being a question a statement that's something stupid.
Speaker 2: Well that's all you get, right film. But it could
Speaker 2: so it's like a guarantee, a guarantee that like, hey,
Speaker 2: we'll read your thing. But also that would be a
Speaker 2: beta because you would have been still like two hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, it would have to be. It
Speaker 1: could be a beta. It's an idea. Yeah. The other
Speaker 1: idea that I had again is just like kicking it
Speaker 1: off with questions immediately and if if something, if we
Speaker 1: remember something that we want to talk about, we can
Speaker 1: slip it in and but just like starting it early.
Speaker 1: It would probably help too, because we do do two
Speaker 1: shows a week, so like I think we could do it.
Speaker 1: It's just like the first hour is generally like not questions,
Speaker 1: and that's how it's been, but like it could be
Speaker 1: that that's just not really how it should be anymore.
Speaker 1: But I want to hear from you guys, so like,
Speaker 1: please write in the comments in the Patreon especially and
Speaker 1: the comments for this for this episode. Just wanted to
Speaker 1: open that up to you guys. And then you know,
Speaker 1: with that said, thank you for your sport trying to
Speaker 1: conces snark Tank all that jazz. You know where to
Speaker 1: find us. We're gonna read our twenty five dollars and
Speaker 1: up patrons now, Jesus christy, even this, even this is
Speaker 1: can it's four pages. Now, let's go. Good problem to have.
Speaker 1: But you know how to draw boobies?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Do I know how to draw breasts? Yes? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Just exactly what I have? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, do you have do you have to draw
Speaker 1: like the hips and stuff?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like do you have to like do
Speaker 2: you have to draw like a part of the torso
Speaker 2: to to make it look like breast completely? Or can
Speaker 2: you draw breast isolated?
Speaker 4: I don't think you can definitely seen isolated breast before.
Speaker 1: See that's my mind. Can't picture like how to draw
Speaker 1: boobies with with Yeah, I don't know how to You
Speaker 1: need to convey it with the Torso I think I
Speaker 1: like the I like, I like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: like the Those are good breasts, the natural role.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I need the nipples though, Man, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 2: cap it off, dude. All right, oh my god, please read.
Speaker 1: These fucking names. It was so it was going, it
Speaker 1: was going so well, this is such a fucking friend. Tickets,
Speaker 1: What have you been drawing? Just just drawn, man, just drawn.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read the twenty five dollars patrons now, uh,
Speaker 1: this tier is going up to five hundred dollars next week.
Speaker 1: That's just joking, all right, Read you need to go
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to set up a show in Australia.
Speaker 1: So what what No, I've been saying this for like
Speaker 1: half joke, and I was like, man, we gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta set up a show in Australia. Somebody was saying
Speaker 1: that they wanted us to go to New Orleans, Orleans Orleans.
Speaker 1: Who's who's there? I don't know. This is somebody said.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody say like they wanted to do a meetup.
Speaker 1: I hope this is a snark tank meet up in
Speaker 1: New Orleans, And I was like, why would that happen?
Speaker 1: I mean, but like I'm me, I mean fat Tuesday?
Speaker 1: What is that day? Like the Marty gross ship? What
Speaker 1: did you say that day? Once? Birthday? I mean probably yeah, no,
Speaker 1: like the Marty gross ship. You know, oh yeah, does
Speaker 1: that happen Tuesday?
Speaker 2: I think it is, like it's been so long, I
Speaker 2: don't know if those things are two separate things or
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 1: I know next to fucking nothing about New Orleans. I
Speaker 1: know that they have really good food there. I've been
Speaker 1: there once, Honestly, Like, I haven't been to a city
Speaker 1: where I haven't had like really good food. Like I
Speaker 1: just feel like you're kind of I mean, depending on
Speaker 1: what you're getting obviously, but like I had fucking amazing
Speaker 1: food in Vegas, that amazing food in LA and Portland
Speaker 1: and Seattle and New York, and like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what like people mean when they say like, oh man,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great food and fucking in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I bet, I mean it's a city, You're gonna have
Speaker 2: like some amazing restaurants, especially Chinese food.
Speaker 1: I want to try some Chinese food up San Fran. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that. Yeah, Chinese food. Man, I haven't
Speaker 1: had Chinese food, and fucking forever I have.
Speaker 2: It a lot because I and for whatever reason, in
Speaker 2: my hometown there's amazing Chinese food, and then here it's
Speaker 2: it's it's no fucking it's ship it.
Speaker 1: It's there's one place that I liked and it was like,
Speaker 1: but it's too far for me to even attempt.
Speaker 2: The way Pasadena called a China Express that I fucking yeah,
Speaker 2: trying to express amazing It's twenty something minutes away, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm not gonna dry, I'm not gonna uber,
Speaker 1: and I'm certainly not gonna fucking deliver that by the
Speaker 1: time it gets me, it's gonna be fucking ice ice dude.
Speaker 1: Fuck you get those, dude, Like man, those those whenever
Speaker 1: I was whenever I'm home, I always like it's pizza mostly,
Speaker 1: but then there's like the occasional it's like I need
Speaker 1: my spare, like my spare ribs or whatever, and like
Speaker 1: rice is one.
Speaker 2: There's a Korean there is a Korean place next to
Speaker 2: the Chuck E Cheese on San Fernando.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, so it's uh.
Speaker 2: My favorite tea s I can't remember something like that.
Speaker 2: The Korean place is a Korean place, so it's like
Speaker 2: a very very you wouldn't know is Korean right away.
Speaker 2: But so the reason I'm bringing up because they have
Speaker 2: the Korean popcorn chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh. Like the fucking flavor is.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal, Like you don't even eat because it comes with
Speaker 2: like spice levels. Yeah, I get it without the spice
Speaker 2: because it's the flavor is phenomenal. And their chilmin is
Speaker 2: pretty decent. Surprisingly they have like they have all the
Speaker 2: childmain a little bit too much garlic, but it's better
Speaker 2: than some of the Chinese food places I've tried. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So there's a place right there that the pop do
Speaker 2: the pop mar chains. There's a place that I really
Speaker 2: there was a place that I used to like a
Speaker 2: lot in Glenda. Do you remember where we uh when
Speaker 2: we lived in Glendale?
Speaker 1: The uh you get there, it doesn't look like it.
Speaker 1: He's peeling that thin layer of film off of his eyes.
Speaker 1: They forgot to take off this morning. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: literally trying to the Chinese food place in the same
Speaker 1: plaza as that Zanku that was down the.
Speaker 4: Streets way to much fucking food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that place is pretty good. It was just
Speaker 1: called Chinese food. It's not there anymore. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: because I know that. I also just haven't been there.
Speaker 2: That's like, I know exactly where that's at.
Speaker 1: It's like where the Ralphs is rals but that's the sprouts, right,
Speaker 1: Uh No, it's it's so it's it's in Glendale. It's
Speaker 1: off of if I remember Colorado, it's off of Colorado
Speaker 1: and for some somewhere around there, but it's more towards
Speaker 1: it's more to itels.
Speaker 4: Like a year away of a place. I feel like
Speaker 4: that area. I haven't been there for so long it's insane.
Speaker 1: I have no reason to go over there.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I used to work over there. When I stopped looking,
Speaker 4: that was like, I don't have to be here ever.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about that place is that I haven't.
Speaker 1: I've been there so infrequently that I'm like actually nostalgic
Speaker 1: about it in ways that I should be nostalgic about
Speaker 1: things that i've that were way longer ago. But I
Speaker 1: have more experience with you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: I think I've I've been I was in Yonkers sooner
Speaker 1: than I've been in that area in Glendale, you know.
Speaker 1: And i've been in New York more recently. I've been
Speaker 1: in that area. Yeah, So anyway, so I can get
Speaker 1: to these names out of the way, cut me down three,
Speaker 1: Oh my little boy, what you sore? Or guild Master
Speaker 1: Colschadra ed drass Chris blowing his brains out with a
Speaker 1: needler because of the Halo Show. If you only knew
Speaker 1: racist hokage, I'm Tom Clancy and I hate the games.
Speaker 1: I hate the games. That's oh, that's like layered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. That's a cool one. The basis of
Speaker 1: Weezer b like, what's with these police shooting my girl?
Speaker 4: That is why?
Speaker 1: Had Why did I not think of that?
Speaker 2: We did talk about it last time, we did talk
Speaker 2: about it, but like this, what's he's police shooting my girl?
Speaker 1: That's fucking I like that a lot. Actually, Yeah, good job, dude,
Speaker 1: not bad. I'm going to kill of the more swapping
Speaker 1: out the handy Dandy notebook for the death note mid episode. Damn,
Speaker 1: I don't think that would do anything because he just
Speaker 1: had he's writes Pepper, doesn't he just draws in it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get Wait, No, the death note, it's like a list.
Speaker 1: Is his name name? But he has to does he
Speaker 1: write how it happens? Sometimes he draws in it, though,
Speaker 1: like I know he draws in it. He does also
Speaker 1: list things. But like we're talking, Ok, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the death note. The death note its name, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the handy fucking dandy notebook. Yes so, And it's
Speaker 1: just a name. It's not specific.
Speaker 4: I thought it was supposed to be specifically a person's
Speaker 4: first last name.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to think about them.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Damn it's been.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it so long, I thought, yeah, but
Speaker 2: like it wouldn't I thought he controlled how they died.
Speaker 1: No, no, oh fuck I.
Speaker 2: If he wrote Kingston Jamison, I would die, but it
Speaker 2: would just find a way to kill it. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it so long.
Speaker 1: I forgot how you would have heart attacking ship and
Speaker 1: rhythms become gay, the usual. Yeah, it's it's usually. But
Speaker 1: the thing with the Handy dae No book is like
Speaker 1: he uses that like swapping out the handy dne No
Speaker 1: book for the death note like wouldn't really do anything
Speaker 1: because because he doesn't right names in it, he only
Speaker 1: draws things in like lists of objects, unless like like
Speaker 1: like he's like, all right today, Hey, everybody, welcome to
Speaker 1: Blues Clues. We are in blues Clues. Ha ha, that's
Speaker 1: the song, I guess, and he writes down like where
Speaker 1: am I going to make a shopping list? Spoons? And
Speaker 1: then all spoons go away or something.
Speaker 2: Like every spoon, every spoon, there's the people, because you
Speaker 2: know there's some dumbass parents out there, so there's people
Speaker 2: named spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, spoons dead. And then he draws a house,
Speaker 1: is like, I mean, we're gonna draw a house now,
Speaker 1: and everyone's homeless. The concept of houses, the concept of
Speaker 1: houses are eradicated from my humanity. Its kind of weird
Speaker 1: right now, doctor, fuck.
Speaker 4: Heart, I'm having a heartache.
Speaker 1: The only thing that could explain this is a notebook
Speaker 1: that kills people.
Speaker 4: Foreman, it has to be a by the shiny Gami.
Speaker 1: Well fuck.
Speaker 2: That, damn dogs me form enough. I hate that, nigga,
Speaker 2: and that that was basically a show.
Speaker 1: I swept notebook out for a death note. You didn't
Speaker 1: even know. Ben Shapiro Berserker barrage. Yeah. In fact, uh,
Speaker 1: it's Emma two rats in a trench coat, erecting a
Speaker 1: bridge over Sweeney's gap so I can live under it
Speaker 1: like a troll, then forcing people to answer my riddles
Speaker 1: three to cross it. Nice riddles.
Speaker 13: I like that.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the fact that you didn't say three riddles
Speaker 1: and instead you did say riddle. You're a cultured individual,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you. I appreciate your your viewership. Dude,
Speaker 1: I said, I said riddles three to somebody who was
Speaker 1: like got heard me, like like a cousin of mine,
Speaker 1: and they like didn't get it, like they didn't understand,
Speaker 1: Like they were like, why are you saying it that way?
Speaker 1: It's like that's so sad, Like I understand, but like
Speaker 1: it's also like a mallet, Yeah, just like cast iron front.
Speaker 1: That's what. That's what. That's one of my three riddles, going,
Speaker 1: here's my here's my first riddle, dodge my mallet. That's
Speaker 1: not a riddle. You're just setting challenges for me. It's
Speaker 1: calling them riddles. It's like, all right, the second riddle,
Speaker 1: run as fast as you can. You gotta start running,
Speaker 1: run fashion thirty miles an hour, like it's not a riddle,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 4: Like? I love the idea of like, I like, you'll
Speaker 4: figure it out.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of like a Batman episode where
Speaker 1: the riddle gets brain damaged and forgets what riddles are,
Speaker 1: but still is like committed into the concept. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: would be a good episode. All right, here's my riddle
Speaker 1: of Batman becomes the Quizzler. Here, here's my riddle of
Speaker 1: that man. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: the riddler. Here's my riddle. Go ahead, who's this? And
Speaker 1: it's a picture of Carlton Banks.
Speaker 4: A.
Speaker 1: Wealthy black man that's just straight and he knows.
Speaker 3: From the fresh parch.
Speaker 4: But you win this time, Batman, Batman, I've lost the
Speaker 4: final time.
Speaker 1: I can't do this.
Speaker 4: And he just jumps into fucking a fucking jet, A
Speaker 4: plane's jet.
Speaker 2: I want John barrettal as Batman. They're gonna, they're gonna,
Speaker 2: they're gonna reboot Batman again.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be I like our patch Batman. The Batman
Speaker 1: is gonna be Thine Batman.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 1: What's thine? Just the old school old English thine eyes,
Speaker 1: you know, like old times. I missed somehow my brain
Speaker 1: and Thine, Batman, I gonna sick, honestly.
Speaker 3: Whoa look at my cape? Look at look at my cape?
Speaker 1: Red? Look at my cape? That way got mast Why.
Speaker 12: Very good?
Speaker 1: John? Yeah, dude, got excellent job his Batman, you so much.
Speaker 1: He's genuinely losing his fo. He's just broken. He's just
Speaker 1: broken beating the pists out of fucking thugs and grabs.
Speaker 1: He walked into his he broke into like like a
Speaker 1: foreclosed sears and he's like beating up the Mannigans.
Speaker 3: Where are the drugs?
Speaker 1: American men are here?
Speaker 3: Where's fisk?
Speaker 1: They're controlled by the Mellican man the Vatican. He's a villain,
Speaker 1: Master Wayne, you've you gotta go home, Bud, you gotta
Speaker 1: go o, Master Whine, stupid as fuck. Netflix. Netflix is
Speaker 1: a Devile May Cry? Is my Halo four? I'd envy you, man.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish my Halo four was that bad,
Speaker 1: or that that fine devil mate, or that like forgettable
Speaker 1: that Netflix DMC is his Halo four. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this is somebody who's probably like a real diehard
Speaker 2: fan of Devile May Cry and they're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm sure it's like I think,
Speaker 1: but for me, genuinely, the medium itself, the fact that
Speaker 1: it's animated does a lot of heavy because because because
Speaker 1: there's an entire compilation of like Halo shorts that were animated, right,
Speaker 1: and they're like varying degrees of like fine to okay
Speaker 1: to some of them, some of their good. There's one
Speaker 1: that's a straight up dragon ball thing where it's just
Speaker 1: like a spartan falls out everything and he's fighting dinosaurs
Speaker 1: and they're doing like there's beam struggles and ship and
Speaker 1: it's cool because it's like it's animated. It's like this
Speaker 1: is not Halo at all, but like this is fun
Speaker 1: and you know whatever. So to me, like I look
Speaker 1: at Dela Cries like kind of that where it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, it's it's just one of these. Uh. But dude, man,
Speaker 1: if Devil May Cry was live action, I can't even
Speaker 1: explain to you how badly you would feel if it
Speaker 1: was the same thing. But live action would be fifty
Speaker 1: times worse. It would be so much worse. I can't
Speaker 1: explain to you by a country mind. Yeah. Uh, Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: live action can never live up to animation when it
Speaker 1: comes to like action stuff. Yeah, Like it's just just
Speaker 1: style just like it's it's just.
Speaker 2: Like when you're yeah, because like dude, people don't realize
Speaker 2: how much speed goes into like even when you're playing
Speaker 2: a fighting game, yea, like look at a regular fight
Speaker 2: versus It's just it's just so much faster, and so
Speaker 2: when people are sped up, it looks kind of weird,
Speaker 2: Like real people, it's always looks a little weird. And
Speaker 2: then and it looks so weird that they'll they'll they'll
Speaker 2: zoom in to make it look a little less weird,
Speaker 2: so you can't see how awkward every It's just like animation.
Speaker 2: You can just you you're animated exactly what you want
Speaker 2: to see, and you can.
Speaker 1: Have more fun with it, Like I mean, just this
Speaker 1: just there's little moments and don't one Crowner. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm having fun, you know, even if I don't like
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on or like care
Speaker 1: that much about it. It's like there's moments that are
Speaker 1: there that are fun. And like there's no moment in
Speaker 1: the Halo show that's like, hey, what are we shooting at?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, There's nothing like that. It's
Speaker 1: so sad. The name did he did? He say Halo four.
Speaker 1: Did I miss He said Halo four, but I think
Speaker 1: we were like our conversation was more about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Halo four is like I guess that's fair. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If the netflix's animes, don't, I feel like d m
Speaker 1: C the game would be your Halo four. But fair enough.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, that's good. That's a good comparison. Bec
Speaker 1: That's another game I liked by that day, But like
Speaker 1: I also was like, yeah, I didn't, that's not I
Speaker 1: hate that game, but it was fucking it was definitely
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not this is not fan fiction,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, yeah, whatever, Yeah, that's not a
Speaker 1: ninja theory.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 1: That was like, hey, what if I was Dante? Right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man. I still like there's like, are
Speaker 1: you fucking There's like a demon that's like cursing all
Speaker 1: into She's like this big blob of like naked tits
Speaker 1: and ship and she's like, uh, she's cursing at Dante,
Speaker 1: And I think I think that seems so fucking funny
Speaker 1: in the game, where I'm just like it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to really hate this when it plays well, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's it's definitely not double way cry like
Speaker 1: don't may cry five ships all over it in every
Speaker 1: conceivable way for sure. Anyway, Nelson Mandela's mutant ability to
Speaker 1: put false information into people's psyche. That's crazy, stupid, so stupid,
Speaker 1: that's funny. Like the hell did he get fucking Mandela? Is?
Speaker 2: Was the Mandela effect because of him specifically? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: something involving him.
Speaker 1: Well, people just people thought he was dead. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: and people were and people were convinced that he was dead. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: long before he actually does he's dead now, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say he is absolutely dead.
Speaker 1: But you don't know.
Speaker 2: Apparently, so this was Twitter news. Apparently there there's some
Speaker 2: evidences it just that Hitler did it actually escape to Argentina.
Speaker 2: I did not look into it at all because I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't I just don't have the energy
Speaker 2: to even.
Speaker 1: Who cares pain? Like does it even matter, because like
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of Nazis that it really did. So
Speaker 1: it really is the matter of like if they found
Speaker 1: out that Lincoln was four midgets in a trench coat,
Speaker 1: you know, like that would make no difference to me.
Speaker 1: At this point, because it's like who cares? First of all,
Speaker 1: they're all dead. Second of all, it doesn't change what
Speaker 1: happened really at all, And be like who cares?
Speaker 2: I I can't get on board with what you're saying,
Speaker 2: because I would care about four midges in a drench coat.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying you wouldn't get I'm saying you'd
Speaker 1: find it interesting. You'd be like, wow, that's crazy. But
Speaker 1: does it change anything about thing? Less radical than that?
Speaker 1: Does it change anything about history at all? That like
Speaker 1: he's four midges in a trench coat, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? How the idea that four midges in a
Speaker 1: dridge coat? Yeah, but he's still but they still gave
Speaker 1: the Gettysburger test, you know, like it doesn't matter, Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It makes read thing feels so goofy, like like that's
Speaker 2: the thing, look at, look at You're right that it
Speaker 2: wouldn't change history.
Speaker 1: But then it's like in our zeit in the.
Speaker 2: Hitler not killing himself and being alive in Argentina is
Speaker 2: not a stretch, right, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think it's that much of a stretch either. Like Lincoln was,
Speaker 1: Lincoln was unreasonably tall, yeah, he could have only been
Speaker 1: a few short people stacked on top of each other
Speaker 1: to reach that. That is true. He could be four
Speaker 1: midges in the code. That is true.
Speaker 15: I think it was only like six six or something. No,
Speaker 15: he was well six six was was tall for the time.
Speaker 15: I think it was like six four six five six four.
Speaker 15: So how tall with the midges have to be to
Speaker 15: add to them? What's six five divided by four?
Speaker 1: Can't say, you know math six five four? Is it's
Speaker 1: like one to play one five? We'll play one five
Speaker 1: to seven and play one seven. Maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll play one seven five. I think is it is
Speaker 1: actually because it wouldn't be two because I would would. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think you're right. So it'd be like a
Speaker 1: foot and a half tall for four fellers basically midget. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's mega midgets. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean it's it's dude, that's not a mega midget at all.
Speaker 4: It's a mini midget.
Speaker 1: Probably. Well, I think within the context of being a midget,
Speaker 1: mega means small, like like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: In the context of mini, mega means mini, you're yes, exactly, No,
Speaker 1: that's not I think that's true. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: anything like if you're like, if you're mega sick, you're sicker,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But Midge, but midget, you're
Speaker 1: a mega midge. You're mega small. Yeah, Okay, I get it.
Speaker 4: He's like a mega mega mega mega Midge for sure.
Speaker 4: Mega means I see he's cooking a little bit.
Speaker 1: Mega You got it. You got Mega.
Speaker 16: Man's kind of a mega Mega Man a kid, you know, it,
Speaker 16: says Man, So like duh, duh, there, you've played these games.
Speaker 16: You know Rock is a kid.
Speaker 1: Mega Man is not, says it says rock Man. Dude, kid.
Speaker 4: Though, yes, I look at I I know what I see.
Speaker 4: Spider Man was a says Spider Man. He was a
Speaker 4: kid when he started.
Speaker 2: So I've always disputed that. How so because I started
Speaker 2: off watching the animated.
Speaker 1: Series when he was still a kid. Clearly located that
Speaker 1: grown ass man looks like he's still a kid.
Speaker 2: Though I think he was a pedophile cosplaying as a
Speaker 2: kid in the high school, clearly, and they all of
Speaker 2: them were to be fair because they all look intead
Speaker 2: of just admitting he might have been a kid as
Speaker 2: like a man, you'd rather go the pedophile.
Speaker 4: Because who else in a high school. Other than dudes
Speaker 4: trying to high school, there were some gigantic niggas in
Speaker 4: my high school. There were some super seniors too, though
Speaker 4: were dude, one of my friends, though he wasn't he was.
Speaker 4: He was actually like he was like a mega mag
Speaker 4: He was like really short, right, but he looks like
Speaker 4: he's fucking at least forty dud People that from back
Speaker 4: home where we live that are aged, I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 4: they aged.
Speaker 1: Some of them aged really.
Speaker 4: Bad, and I'm like, whoa, it's wild. I mean, I
Speaker 4: got fat, but you look like you're dead, Like you're dying, dude,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? People?
Speaker 4: The lack of drug abuse, I think, honestly, the fact
Speaker 4: that we stay away from drugs.
Speaker 1: I think you said.
Speaker 2: I thought you said the lack of drug abuse. Oh
Speaker 2: oh wait, no, that's right. You confused me?
Speaker 1: Is that you say that you said the right thing,
Speaker 1: and my brain interpreted you just want to make fun
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 7: Your brain interned it wrong, but it was correct.
Speaker 2: It was totally correct. I'm like, that sounds funny. The
Speaker 2: lack of drug was the way wit, That's that's literally
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: For some time in you you did so much drugs
Speaker 1: that you you somehow came out looking much better. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's probably like.
Speaker 4: A much meth that you're like a turn around, a
Speaker 4: healthy body weight, everything.
Speaker 1: To alright, so we read that already. Hey, look, tripophobia,
Speaker 1: scalp you gunt liquors? What what's that? Are all right?
Speaker 1: Are we having sex yet? By god damn it? Read that?
Speaker 1: Are we having sex? By by negor back? Stupidgor He
Speaker 1: read that so wrong? It's crazy, negar back.
Speaker 2: I guess actually, negar okay, it's but it's not or
Speaker 2: is it actually okay?
Speaker 1: Negar bag Okay, I said, negor that sounds funny or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you didn't read it correctly. So it is berserker
Speaker 1: bro big bouncy backside the sloker to hy so dirty.
Speaker 1: I taught, I taught a putty ad bitch. I did,
Speaker 1: I did tea a putty putty ed bitch. How old
Speaker 1: are you to be referencing this? I know, right, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I don't know how relevant looney
Speaker 1: Tunes are. It's not well, I don't know Peanuts is
Speaker 1: weirdly relevant. That's because you're right with like younger people.
Speaker 1: It was the knots first one lost berry farm knots.
Speaker 1: I don't think that can't fake right, right, right, you're right?
Speaker 1: Psychotic fag uts gay for the show bad to the Bone.
Speaker 1: First time in the Gay Star Wars, characters slurp Fagg
Speaker 1: and his husband doctor butto Uncle Tom Clancy's lyncher cell,
Speaker 1: penis envy not a joke. I'm too big, Norman Osbourne.
Speaker 1: When someone quits halfway through a hand job, be like
Speaker 1: finish it, Domination, Van of the Dead, p B and Jay,
Speaker 1: Peanut Butter and Jizz, Derek not chobbing is innocent? Hashtag freehim,
Speaker 1: gooner from the N word, lagoon round eyed Asian missing
Speaker 1: his foreskin because they figured it was expected. Here there's
Speaker 1: a video of a bunch of skateboarders doing tricks on
Speaker 1: top of a cyber truck, and the comments are filled
Speaker 1: with trigger truck, that's awesome. Wait, hold on, could you
Speaker 1: look for that skateboarding on a cyber truck that is awesome?
Speaker 1: I have to see that, like grinding on it and
Speaker 1: ship it is. It is begging to be It is
Speaker 1: begging to be skating. It looks like ps one geometry, Like.
Speaker 2: If they want to start helping people out and putting
Speaker 2: some wax on its corners, crazy to get it prime
Speaker 2: for grinding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta buy a wax truck to spray. Drive
Speaker 1: by cyber trucks and spraying with wax. That's amazing. I
Speaker 1: would love to see that. That's sick. If a just
Speaker 1: can say the R word, then Arabs can say the
Speaker 1: N word.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean I think so actually yeah, because that's literally
Speaker 1: a slur for them, So like, yeah, whatever is that it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are the comments? Like?
Speaker 4: Maybe're just talking about like how sick the tricks are?
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the video? What's it called? That's the ship
Speaker 1: out of it? Oh? Yeah, I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: love to see that video if that's it. Star Tank
Speaker 1: RPG demo was out at snark Tank RPG for link
Speaker 1: what oh yeah, oh yeah I did see that. I
Speaker 1: think I didn't understand what that means. Yes, made an
Speaker 1: RPG about us and it's out. Uh we should do
Speaker 1: a run. Queen of Fat Hazard aka Kingston's mother, Ron
Speaker 1: Jeremy canonically banging Chris Chris Reagan, Jesus Christ. I'm about
Speaker 1: to Stephen flow smelling ants for Big Ounce's scientific curiosity.
Speaker 1: My ass is full of piss help Thugzilla and Mecha
Speaker 1: Wigger losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt
Speaker 1: Cobaine POV. Derek's krilling impression is perfect death Jack w
Speaker 1: f N. It is. It is actually like uncanny. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm not even trying.
Speaker 4: I know, like.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, it's a perfect trilling. It really is w
Speaker 1: A at least from like the crone that I watched
Speaker 1: w m f M message from Brill. He just finished
Speaker 1: guitar building his guitar build building course and is now
Speaker 1: working at ivan as in Japan where she was.
Speaker 4: That's a scene from uh.
Speaker 1: I forgot what it was, but she was. She had
Speaker 1: like a topless scene and is that ELP now yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta do some research.
Speaker 4: I like looking at her. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 4: even think she's like the most pretty girl. I just
Speaker 4: really like looking at her face. I think she's pretty,
Speaker 4: Like she's not pretty. She's one of She's one of
Speaker 4: those people that, like, you know, she's distinctly I like her.
Speaker 4: A lot of people would not be able to rock.
Speaker 2: You see a lot of people with bugged eyes and
Speaker 2: they look funny, but she's like, oh no, they work.
Speaker 1: It works for some people, yeah, for sure, Like for me,
Speaker 1: Deva Wilson doesn't work. No, it does not at all.
Speaker 1: It almost worked for you. It worked for you, it
Speaker 1: worked for me, it almost did. It almost did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty crazy that he said there you did so
Speaker 1: that bugged.
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about Deborah Wilson in general.
Speaker 1: I thought you mean. I thought you were tiring. I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I'm not mean like that. I'm not
Speaker 1: that kind of mean.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, it's crazy that you would say that.
Speaker 1: I was like, why was it? Did I am I
Speaker 1: missing the Lord?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: I didn't? Maybe my eyes were bugged and I don't
Speaker 1: realize Shrek is not an all star run of misunderstanding
Speaker 1: right now. I did not get enough sleep at all.
Speaker 17: I was like, oh, it almost worked on you. And
Speaker 17: you were like, that was fucking crazy crazy. I was like,
Speaker 17: not genuine, that was I am. I am unreasonably tired.
Speaker 17: I'm trying to hold it together. That was like out
Speaker 17: of character. You felt like I was being like out
Speaker 17: of characterly mean, and you were like, I know what
Speaker 17: I thought.
Speaker 2: I was like discovering something new by myself. I was like,
Speaker 2: my eyes really that bull was like holy ship, like
Speaker 2: is this something? Like it's not like I remember one
Speaker 2: time somebody said something about my forehead like this was
Speaker 2: like a long time ago, because you know, you don't
Speaker 2: think about yourself.
Speaker 1: You're just you're just you. And somebody said like it
Speaker 1: like protrudes like a bit, and I was like and
Speaker 1: I was like what. I was like what.
Speaker 2: It was one of those things where I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not that I'm not paying attention to myself
Speaker 2: that much. So like, oh, you fucking bug eyed bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, you're Kingston. When you called me earlier,
Speaker 2: you called me a bug eyed hard r.
Speaker 1: I was like, ship, dude, would you be friends with
Speaker 1: somebody if they when they open when they opened their mouth,
Speaker 1: it was just a black void in it, like like
Speaker 1: there's like fanta not there's okay, so there's teeth, but
Speaker 1: like behind the teeth there's no there's no tongue, like
Speaker 1: it's just a void vant to black void? How does
Speaker 1: it speak? Normal? This is a it's a normal ass person.
Speaker 1: But like there's there's no light in them.
Speaker 4: If I put something near their mouth, does it get
Speaker 4: drawn in or like.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not it's nothing crazy.
Speaker 4: It's want to put my head in their mouth.
Speaker 1: It's just for some reason, like them, what happens here's space.
Speaker 1: You'll have to figure that. You'll have to ask him.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what you'll do, right, That's what you
Speaker 1: would do.
Speaker 2: I would have to if I only saw do this
Speaker 2: like bro, okay, you can you show me your tongue? No,
Speaker 2: fuck you, I'm not your friend. An They get defensive
Speaker 2: like no, how about I obsorbed whole plan? How about
Speaker 2: I wrote everybody the earth bending, I'm over this in fact,
Speaker 2: no no no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: They leave and then unfriendly and then on their story
Speaker 1: they they they on their Instagram, they tweet a cutting
Speaker 1: out all the toxic people, like, damn, had that happened
Speaker 1: to you know? What do you mean? I've just seen
Speaker 1: I've seen those stories. Definitely happened happened. You were the
Speaker 1: toxic person. I was like, you know why? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I was just a place. What the hell
Speaker 1: did you do?
Speaker 4: Vaguely explained, I can't you have something happen one of
Speaker 4: my friends and I happened to be in a general
Speaker 4: area of something, and then me and my girlfriend got
Speaker 4: blamed morally, and I was like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is. This is not this
Speaker 1: isn't real. This is not real. This must be Uh
Speaker 1: what a joke?
Speaker 5: Right, Uh, we got go to go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to items page right now. Oh the
Speaker 1: content cont got hold on. It can't be. It can't
Speaker 1: be because this, Oh my god, it's real. It's h
Speaker 1: three Oh.
Speaker 2: People speculated and I was like, no way in fucking
Speaker 2: I was so confident that I'm like, you guys are
Speaker 2: being silly.
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of exciting. I can't fucking believe it's real.
Speaker 4: Well, they were homies for a while.
Speaker 2: Ethan reacts to items content cock, so right now he's uh,
Speaker 2: and then of course Hasan's and the thumbnail tube.
Speaker 1: Dude, Ethan is fucking insane. Man, that's crazy. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see that. Actually I can't. That's way more interesting
Speaker 1: than I thought.
Speaker 4: I was going to feel bad because I feel like
Speaker 4: he's genuinely like not all right right now?
Speaker 1: No, he's no, I nearly not ironically he is.
Speaker 2: I'm really upset with his co people because are like
Speaker 2: enabling this guy's fucking like, he's so not in a
Speaker 2: good spot.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: I heard him say, unironically, Ethan Klein, that Hassan has
Speaker 2: been harassing me. He's been trying to destroy my life
Speaker 2: for an entire year. And I'm like that, I don't
Speaker 2: know what to say to that, because it's genuinely the opposite.
Speaker 1: It is the it is literally the opposite. And he
Speaker 1: said I was like, oh, that is as someone who
Speaker 1: is not a particular fan of Hazahan, I I don't
Speaker 1: see that being true. It's not.
Speaker 2: It's like, say, he's objective based on what I've seen,
Speaker 2: based off of just objectivity and me actually starting to
Speaker 2: look into it now because I'm interested, you can that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I fucking believe I am, actually I am.
Speaker 1: I'm just curious what that's gonna look like.
Speaker 2: It's weird because like so I'm assuming this is what
Speaker 2: I'm assuming about Ian right now. He's probably very sympathetic
Speaker 2: to the Palestinian plight, and so he probably, like a
Speaker 2: lot of us, probably he's probably made way more termally
Speaker 2: online than I am. But even from what I've seen
Speaker 2: the amount of Ethan won't admit the propaganda that he is,
Speaker 2: the pro Zionist propaganda that he's been spewing, like he
Speaker 2: won't admit to it. A lot of people have debumped
Speaker 2: over and over like why, they've explained, why's propaganda? Why
Speaker 2: what you're saying is lies and it's provoval lies. And
Speaker 2: he will not accept any of it, none of it.
Speaker 2: And it's not like he's like, oh yeah, I made
Speaker 2: a mistake here, I made a mistake here.
Speaker 4: Here's what I mean by culturally Jewish, the like he's
Speaker 4: Jewish by blood and everything like that, but like he's
Speaker 4: not like socially, he's more socialis than probably like acting
Speaker 4: an active like Jewish person that speaks Hebrew, that goes
Speaker 4: and wears his little fucking tail the cap.
Speaker 1: I think he's pushing that direction more. Well, he of
Speaker 1: course he was. I think he used to be a
Speaker 1: little bit more like. No, he wasn't in this thing.
Speaker 2: There are there's foot of him absolutely diarying all over
Speaker 2: fucking Hasidic Jews.
Speaker 1: How much he has hated living it is so now
Speaker 1: he's just like one eight Now he completely want it.
Speaker 1: It's nice. It's not like he used to be this.
Speaker 2: He completely went insane because he feels like he has
Speaker 2: to for for whatever reason he has in his brain.
Speaker 4: Well, it makes sense, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it makes sense to him to
Speaker 2: go to that more radical place because of the fact that,
Speaker 2: like that makes sense, Well, all the stuff that's happened
Speaker 2: involving h if he was not at.
Speaker 1: All, and then to have somebody won eighty I don't
Speaker 1: know how that.
Speaker 4: Well, then well then I think it makes completely.
Speaker 1: I don't think, like.
Speaker 4: Explain my piece, right, So what happened is that what
Speaker 4: do you call it? He's married just first of all
Speaker 4: someone that lived there and served there for years, So
Speaker 4: that is him being close to it in general before
Speaker 4: when everything happened with October six is the day exact happened.
Speaker 4: Very likely Elis fam, members of his and Elos are
Speaker 4: probably involved in it that might have gotten hurt, therefore
Speaker 4: pushing him down a radical pipeline of it. More it
Speaker 4: just it's it's don't.
Speaker 1: Know what happened though, That's what I'm saying, like, like
Speaker 1: I feel like you are you sure?
Speaker 4: Can you say that confidently?
Speaker 1: I absolutely can.
Speaker 4: How can you do that without knowing why or people
Speaker 4: they know it's probably been hurt by it.
Speaker 1: I can tell you.
Speaker 2: I can tell you why this Ethan is terminally online
Speaker 2: and he says all of his business in his episodes.
Speaker 2: There's a timeline for where you're saying October seven, I'm
Speaker 2: talking two years removed from the ship happening. It wasn't
Speaker 2: until fairly recent to where he started to switch on.
Speaker 2: Throughout the conflict happening, he was all like, damn, this sucks.
Speaker 2: What's happening to the Palestinians. He was very just your
Speaker 2: average liberal that understands this, and he was never doing
Speaker 2: any propaganda is fui. It was it was him being
Speaker 2: embarrassed by Hassan. They had a so this is the
Speaker 2: thing you have to pay like, make an assumption versus
Speaker 2: paying attention, very big difference. So people are actually starting
Speaker 2: to be like, what happened to Ethan? And so they
Speaker 2: they pinpointed to when he started acting completely irrational is
Speaker 2: when they jumped on a stream together outside of their
Speaker 2: show and Ethan got so embarrassed, and people in the
Speaker 2: chats and everybody started calling them, well, this guy's a
Speaker 2: fucking zionis shill, this guy's this. When that happened, he
Speaker 2: started blaming all of this on Hassan and he lost
Speaker 2: his fucking mind. There there is actually like a pinpoint
Speaker 2: people were like when did this happen? And then termally
Speaker 2: online people started to search and watch him because these
Speaker 2: people are freaks.
Speaker 1: So I would never do this, you know. But then
Speaker 1: people started like showing like, oh, here it is, and
Speaker 1: now he's he convinced himself that this is a san's
Speaker 1: fault and everything.
Speaker 4: October seventh.
Speaker 1: I mean, I listen, there's no evidence to not suggest that.
Speaker 1: Don't even don't even cook that up. That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I can't say.
Speaker 2: I can't say that I know for sure that he
Speaker 2: had biker, he drove the boat did And I can't
Speaker 2: say confidently, Okay, absolutely, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean when I say, like what I
Speaker 1: mean when I say it makes sense, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's not about like all that, Oh that's a completely
Speaker 1: logical thing. It's just like people you're not I could see, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I could see like being in that situation, being
Speaker 1: that close to people who are I see he's around,
Speaker 1: he's surrounded by people who are deeper in that that's
Speaker 1: than he usually is. He's being attacked by everything. It's
Speaker 1: the same reason why people get like pushed into one
Speaker 1: direction and then the white well, well fuck everybody who's
Speaker 1: criticizing me, I've got all this love over here, Why
Speaker 1: the fuck would I, like, why wouldn't I just gravitate
Speaker 1: to where I'm accepted and and and uh, you know.
Speaker 2: Know, you guys are right about that, Like that makes
Speaker 2: sense him being pushed into radicalism especially. Uh. I feel
Speaker 2: like the one thing that we always kind of missed
Speaker 2: that the keyword embarrassed the people. It's always that the
Speaker 2: Nazis get embarrassed or this somebody gets embarrassed and they
Speaker 2: go running to that other side. It's always an or
Speaker 2: it's an allegation that they're trying to run away from, right,
Speaker 2: it's one of the other. But Ethan hasn't done anything,
Speaker 2: But it's get to the point where I'm seeing the
Speaker 2: type of shit that's happening his producer, Dan, Ethan's producer
Speaker 2: Dan since they had a problem with Noah Samson that
Speaker 2: made that video about like, oh the the YouTuber's that
Speaker 2: back to Jenni, so are well he's he's suing he's
Speaker 2: trying to sue for defamation. But it's it's awful, dude.
Speaker 2: I went through the actual letter that was sent out.
Speaker 2: It's awful. It's I'm embarrassed for like what's happening because
Speaker 2: he's working with somebody who's just it's like I wish,
Speaker 2: I almost wish, even though I completely disagree with Ethan,
Speaker 2: I wish you had a better fucking lawyer because what
Speaker 2: the letter was sent out was so fucking embarrassing with
Speaker 2: typos and just it's it's it's it's fucked anyway, the
Speaker 2: no A Samson thing happened and Dan was like, oh,
Speaker 2: so somebody contacted me and apparently there's some kind of allegations.
Speaker 1: And then like that we've discussed. And then Ethan was
Speaker 1: so excited. He was like, oh it is it rape?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like he was so giddy, and then.
Speaker 2: It turns out it was just, oh, Noah Samson, he's
Speaker 2: kind of a He treated me poorly in a relationship.
Speaker 2: There was a miscommunication, I think about infidelity. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's all, yeah, nothing else happened. He's like, I can't say,
Speaker 2: I can say I was. I don't care about infidelity.
Speaker 1: It's not it is.
Speaker 2: It is a moral thing and it has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with what would you call it, like, oh, did
Speaker 2: he break the law? Did they like actually harm someone
Speaker 2: something that you would want to do. I have had
Speaker 2: friends that have been unfaithful to something. But that's something
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that sucks that you hurt this person,
Speaker 2: but that is a problem that you need to work
Speaker 2: out between them two.
Speaker 1: That's nothing to do with me, unless maybe it was
Speaker 1: my family member.
Speaker 4: Something in the video sound is like it in it,
Speaker 4: they're in.
Speaker 1: It, collaborating in it. In it, Oh, they're collabing. Why
Speaker 1: did you do that for? You did it with a
Speaker 1: video even you're doing with TV shows. I didn't even
Speaker 1: think it was possible to spoil off like a YouTube video.
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, are you that mad at that figure?
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I just wanted to see it.
Speaker 1: That's so lame. I guess I'll just catch the highlights.
Speaker 1: I guess it's the point of even it's probably the
Speaker 1: big thing in it, right, that would have I would
Speaker 1: imagine that that's the big kind of That was a
Speaker 1: pretty big reveal.
Speaker 2: The only thing I'll say is the only thing I say,
Speaker 2: it would it would have It would have been a
Speaker 2: see it if it's the same time. But I know
Speaker 2: it's give it a however many minutes you need, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be all over the fucking internet.
Speaker 1: That's why I just saw it. I didn't watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but mother, but like you know, you you just acknowledge
Speaker 1: that you have this problem in general. I want you
Speaker 1: to acknowledge it. Yes, because you've that's because you've been
Speaker 1: hammered about it. I don't feel bad. I'm sorry, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't feel bad. This is not on the internet.
Speaker 1: There's so little joy in this world. You'll just steal it.
Speaker 4: You'll figure it out, man, you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We can don't feel bad. This is bad. It's bad.
Speaker 1: How unbad? I don't feel it's fine whatever, it's all good.
Speaker 1: You've never felt bad about anything. I'm sort of not.
Speaker 1: I wish it was a little bit shorter because I
Speaker 1: would like to react to it. But it's too long.
Speaker 1: I saw the timestad and I was like, a damn.
Speaker 4: I don't want to it's exactly ant.
Speaker 1: Like an hour. I don't I don't need an hour.
Speaker 1: It's too long because we're in the old contact caps,
Speaker 1: like maybe like twenty minutes. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 1: It's like there weren't an hour, maybe thirty maybe, because.
Speaker 2: That's to me, that's a perfect length for me to
Speaker 2: be like, okay, because I'm I've been stacking up content
Speaker 2: that I'm just gonna start dropping on the my YouTube
Speaker 2: channel to see if I can get some algorithm stuff.
Speaker 2: And just this was perfect, Like, oh, everybody's gonna react
Speaker 2: to we can ride the algorithm wave.
Speaker 1: But I'm like an hour. I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that, come on, but it would
Speaker 5: be hilarious.
Speaker 1: I love that anyway. Here is that what I wouldn't wish.
Speaker 1: Testicular torsion on my worst enemy. That ship sounds crazy
Speaker 1: testicular You know what that is? Due? No, man, it's
Speaker 1: when you're fucking I hate thinking about it. It's like really,
Speaker 1: it's like when when.
Speaker 4: When your ball's not Yeah, I think I've had that ship,
Speaker 4: Like I feel like you deserve that if you get it.
Speaker 2: You know that ship a few times, man, like it
Speaker 2: just how to undo it? Uh, you got to just
Speaker 2: figure out which way.
Speaker 1: They're not that but I just got And sometimes it gets.
Speaker 4: A little twisted no no, no nodding. It's like it's
Speaker 4: like it goes no.
Speaker 1: But I've had it.
Speaker 2: I've had it twisted to work because like some people
Speaker 2: have had it so bad to where they because I
Speaker 2: think they've rot right, and then you lose oxygen and
Speaker 2: it actually kills.
Speaker 1: Your nut d's. Unfortunately, that's the thing because I remember,
Speaker 1: actually I got a.
Speaker 4: Sick, festering nut in my sack. You got to take
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 1: Not that long ago, I hadn't.
Speaker 2: I had an ultrasound because I had a uh, I
Speaker 2: had an issue because I have a fucking what.
Speaker 1: Do you call the non benignis?
Speaker 2: I have a sitsce in theary. It gets in the way, dude.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it gets it and actually gets in the way,
Speaker 2: like it's crazy. And then my insurance are like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not cancer, so we don't need to remove it,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, but.
Speaker 1: Help, it hurts. Sometimes I was like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? My insurance is like oh, And I.
Speaker 2: Was like, Luigi helped, Melig helped some of them.
Speaker 1: Dude. I've had a thing for the longest time where
Speaker 1: like I think it's like like like a lymph node
Speaker 1: here will like almost like get stuck and like almost
Speaker 1: like feel like a cramp in the lymph node and
Speaker 1: it'll it'll like pop out. I'll feel it. I'll be
Speaker 1: like what the fuck is that? And I go to
Speaker 1: I've been to doctors for years and they're like this
Speaker 1: is nothing. I was like, it's definitely not nothing, because
Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody describe this happening to them. And
Speaker 1: I've also like, what do you mean, get out of
Speaker 1: here up, pay me right now, right now, right now.
Speaker 1: I already paid the nurse. No, no, no tip, oh
Speaker 1: a tip.
Speaker 2: Imagine tipping your doctor that we're we're heading there, dude,
Speaker 2: I yeah, I probably, I swear we're heading there.
Speaker 1: That'll be the twist, like we'll finally get rid of
Speaker 1: the insurance companies. But that'll be the twist, is that
Speaker 1: you have to tip your doctor. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: still and it's still like twenty percent. It's the Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it is, no, absolutely not, but I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm never tipping a doctor. Under no circumstance.
Speaker 1: You could buy tinted windows for your fucking maserati, So
Speaker 1: why don't you just rape me? Sign this form? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: though you've never asked, Chris, how did you get over
Speaker 1: your anxiety?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. Uh Kingston molested me in a
Speaker 1: Disneyland restroom. Big meat. These thanks your friendly neighborhood tanky
Speaker 1: Hassan bikers on Parker I mean, uh Andy, the man,
Speaker 1: who's Andy's And now back to this here and for Dandy.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this, dude, d we said, have a
Speaker 1: shram or don't we that today? Well, well no, because
Speaker 1: we do kind of we we we do because we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because uh it's it's since it's for Thursday, so
Speaker 2: it needs to come out Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how to do it, all right,
Speaker 1: two questions. I guess there's there's so many. Yeah, fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes show. Yeah, that's crazy. Jimmy Rings versus no swill siff,
Speaker 1: goddamn Wilson fisked backwards, Kingston singing my hump as a
Speaker 1: duet with his dad, My homes, my lovely Hm.
Speaker 14: A few times have been around that, so he start's
Speaker 14: gonna happen like that? No, holler back girl, Kison. Oh,
Speaker 14: he doesn't want to say shy, shy. He's always been
Speaker 14: so shy. He's probably wearing his spider bed. But boys,
Speaker 14: he he doesn't want.
Speaker 1: To show off a little booty flip in the back,
Speaker 1: the little booty flap so that he can ship in peace. Ah,
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Speaker 1: dad hunting the Firewolf to extinction. I think you meant
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Speaker 1: can't go to tie anymore because the firewalls are gonna
Speaker 1: rapy you. It's crazy. It's a crazy worlder're living in
Speaker 1: because of the well laugh the FireWolves. So I can't
Speaker 1: fuck it. It's gonna be a ten hour show. Keep
Speaker 1: your hand on my gun. Don't you thrust a girl's
Speaker 1: bumb there's one. There's just one kind of man you
Speaker 1: can thrust. That's a gay man or homie or a
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Speaker 2: Why don't even matter? How you try to keep that
Speaker 2: to mind with? That's actually kind of awesome, decided honestly,
Speaker 2: I think you should, I know times a magical team.
Speaker 1: That actually I think you should do that. That's not
Speaker 1: about so hard. It would be. It would be you know,
Speaker 1: it would be like a kind of like the Sublime
Speaker 1: kind of chord progression. It wouldn't be it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the same chords. I think. I don't know exactly how
Speaker 1: it would sound like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really, I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like I just feel like Sublime is
Speaker 1: more major key, you know, like so I trust so
Speaker 1: hard or something like that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it would be like it would be more uh bright.
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. Someone do that. Someone do it?
Speaker 1: A rasta one thing? May no, no, why not why?
Speaker 1: You may not know why, even you may not know why?
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Speaker 1: Damn god, the sound of that must be fucking horrendous.
Speaker 12: Wait, no, no, Derek, just a rate to fucking petrify.
Speaker 12: I'm like dead in ten seconds.
Speaker 1: He's just You're paralyzed. You're paralyzed in ten seconds, dead
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Speaker 1: You can't even move your lungs.
Speaker 4: He looks like a fucking sun creating, greasy, fucking statue.
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Speaker 4: Even?
Speaker 1: For?
Speaker 4: What? I got a bunk?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Why? What is scarecrows in
Speaker 1: the dungeon? Remember the same thing? No, it wasn't It
Speaker 1: wasn't that, Okay, it was can't kill talking about like Bob,
Speaker 1: they haven't you taken care of this?
Speaker 2: Oh right?
Speaker 1: Scarecrows and dungeon. Yeah, I forget our bits. I think
Speaker 1: about a scarecrowing and dungeon. I swear to God, I
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Speaker 4: Use dick right now, right now, so dumb I can
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Speaker 1: I didn't do the best job.
Speaker 4: Oh really, I couldn't tell hold hold that up to
Speaker 4: the camera.
Speaker 1: Please come on, it's not that bad. I need to
Speaker 1: point to Pluto because I don't think they'll know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which one is?
Speaker 4: Do you think is?
Speaker 1: Out of all the stupid bullshit on here? The three nipples?
Speaker 1: Where's it? Where your tits at? I can't even see
Speaker 1: them anymore? Oh? There they are. Oh yeah, I added
Speaker 1: a nipple.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, it's like total recall except for
Speaker 2: three titts and says it's.
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Speaker 18: So hot, I'm so gay, That's what the say is
Speaker 18: that Barney gumbles like Bob Bobcat Goldswaite, who was a
Speaker 18: real person.
Speaker 1: Uh, Bobcat Goldwight. He had that. Uh he had that.
Speaker 1: That was his voice.
Speaker 4: He was like.
Speaker 3: Everybody that was that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know that is okay. I just met
Speaker 1: Kingston's dad. Oh, Bob Cat mister, I love you. I
Speaker 1: love you too, man, You're my favorite person in the world.
Speaker 1: I do remember that guy. Yeah, terrible boys. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I only know it because I just happen to remember
Speaker 1: it just now, like I would not on a normal
Speaker 1: day be able to pull that out like I've done
Speaker 1: just now. I'm also surprised closet Beetle wearing a silly
Speaker 1: little clan hood saying gay little Beatle slurs. I I
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Speaker 1: It's funny to me. Sonic fans found a way to
Speaker 1: recompile ex proctually sixty games. Baki Manga threatening to raybi
Speaker 1: On Trump, Kingston Kinchen my son, I bequeath you. I
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Speaker 1: and eats this offt inside.
Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: I've never met Irish persent in my life, so I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 1: to fuck a gay butt. I don't know what any
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Speaker 1: I'm sure that's a song that I should know. Uh,
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Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Carl Sagan? Are you tweeting? Probably quoting Carl Sagan's pale
Speaker 1: blue Dot speech? No twist at all, just like straight
Speaker 1: up Craig the Canadian loss. What is this? Brother used hieroglyphics. Nice?
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't even know how you do that, Sook
Speaker 2: at the end of the like, I don't know how
Speaker 2: you do that. I guess you would have to just
Speaker 2: copy paste it.
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Speaker 1: He wore blackface for the character. That sounds fucking insane.
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Speaker 4: I was trying to go through my camera to find
Speaker 4: the most deranged memes I've got, but I look it
Speaker 4: up squashedwards.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 1: That's about some shit I need to see. Yeah, that's
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Speaker 1: This is a bit? Bro? What the fuck is like?
Speaker 5: That's a bit?
Speaker 1: Right, Like it has to be a bit that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a character. I mean, if it is a bit, like,
Speaker 1: I don't get it at all, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get it either. But like I don't know
Speaker 1: squashed and word a term. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: heard that name in my fucking life. Yeah, anyway, creml,
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Speaker 1: but like the fact that I recognized that, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sad down Hussein on the ground being fucking strangled
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Speaker 1: Let me see that slung Dixco, that slung song song.
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Speaker 1: Minecraft song in my head, which one from the movie.
Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen it, but like I've seen like
Speaker 1: clips of it.
Speaker 4: Had a heart attack during the movie.
Speaker 1: Good. I didn't build a fucking life out of that,
Speaker 1: build yourself some medicine out of some blocks. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's that fucking like he has like he plays so
Speaker 1: he plays Steve in the movie, and he like just
Speaker 1: black yeah, yeah, And he's like explaining to them because
Speaker 1: in in Minecraft, you can pour lava on chicken and
Speaker 1: cook them, so it's like you ever had chicken. So
Speaker 1: he does a jack Black thing where you just like
Speaker 1: add lives a fucking song and it's unfortunately like an
Speaker 1: earworm kind of and it's in my fucking head. It's
Speaker 1: really annoying. Yeah, I haven't seen that in Steve Chen
Speaker 1: that means chicken jockey. Yeah, so there's an enemy. I
Speaker 1: think it like a little zombie that rides a chicken
Speaker 1: in my Craft. So he's like pointing out it's like
Speaker 1: chicken jockey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody goes fucking.
Speaker 1: The last time I played Minecraft, that wasn't a thing.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody shoulder and holding up yeah live chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, it's crazy. That was definitely
Speaker 1: in trouble, definitely in California. Yeah, Doc Donkerson, Peppini, Brothers,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein in the Minecraft MOVI would be like, I
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Speaker 1: if he keeps ignoring my emails Chris, how do we
Speaker 1: get swing? Or Derek on Summons sign or Stelly. People
Speaker 1: in the comments are always wanting it, are they? I
Speaker 1: mean I are they? I don't know, I haven't I
Speaker 1: haven't seen that, but like I mean, sure maybe what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What what? I ain't gonna do nothing about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What am I?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean it would work for them, This is what
Speaker 1: I say. It would have to take effort to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to do that? Like I know, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you understand. Well. First of all, the idea, the idea
Speaker 1: of people wanting to do more shows, it's crazy to me,
Speaker 1: you know, like I already do so much so much.
Speaker 1: So to me, I'm I'm thinking like for them, I'm
Speaker 1: just like why would I thought they thought?
Speaker 2: I thought I just meant like as a guest or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you just pop on the screen. What do you
Speaker 2: mean you guys do remote?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But it's also like I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to do if you want to do you guys
Speaker 1: have never expressed interest in doing that to me, so
Speaker 1: like I've never been like, hey, would it be cool?
Speaker 2: Well, I thought the idea would be like, oh, it
Speaker 2: would like say uh like like uh, the Collins, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you guys never invited me on the show, and so
Speaker 2: it's kind of like a t It was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like we could do hang out do each other shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 2: Guess it seems like a normal thing to do, like
Speaker 2: in a you know, like say back in the day
Speaker 2: when we were like YouTuber people, we would just oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: on your thing, it's fun, we're friends.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, needs to be in person. That's the
Speaker 1: thing for me.
Speaker 4: I feel like Colin, it would be we can do
Speaker 4: it online one that'd be fine over I would fly
Speaker 4: him out, but I would love to do an on
Speaker 4: person one would call him because I feel like in
Speaker 4: person would be fucking hilarious with him.
Speaker 1: It would be good. I feel like it's generally the
Speaker 1: rule for for just our stuff is like I would
Speaker 1: like it to if we can do it, to do
Speaker 1: it that way, and I would hate to blow the
Speaker 1: load on like the first show him as like a
Speaker 1: remote like I just I don't know, this is not
Speaker 1: really interesting, but that's a that's a one. I'll talk
Speaker 1: to him call today. Actually, well Colin today, maybe Fishy
Speaker 1: Limp biscuits and gravy. You guys know a lot of people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's far away, like fucking at least call other people
Speaker 1: in our orbit. Sandman dot Gov, John Strickland, Merce eighteen nine.
Speaker 1: Riped Monica. I was I didn't mean to. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to mention talk to y M. S Riped Monica
Speaker 1: with the emoticons going like who else? Eric? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Eric comments that I get that's right. The first Church
Speaker 1: of Keith David. I want to get Jack on the first,
Speaker 1: the first Church of Keith David, Jack's films first, the
Speaker 1: first church he doesn't the first Church of Keith David,
Speaker 1: the first Church of the the first Time of the Apocalypse.
Speaker 1: A day passes where Sweeney doesn't utter the N word.
Speaker 1: Arthur Morgan wearing a rasta hat, speaking in Patois with
Speaker 1: dreads and eating curry goat.
Speaker 4: That'd be insane. I don't even like carry go like
Speaker 4: that would just crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't say that kills knowlong all kill Paerson. I
Speaker 1: don't know that is that sounded crazy? That sounded fucking
Speaker 1: That sounded like the the four what you know, the
Speaker 1: spit compilers. Yeah, her, you know from Luan. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course you guys aren't brushed up on your marathon, lor
Speaker 1: I see I know everything about I do everything about
Speaker 1: Duran Dahal. I've watched everything about fucking the marathon. I
Speaker 1: like how to run the one thing I finished. One
Speaker 1: thing I will appreciate is that there's only like three
Speaker 1: old ass like Doom level games and no like crazy
Speaker 1: expanded universe stuff. So it's like super easy to get
Speaker 1: into it. Like, thank fucking God, because that's he was
Speaker 1: impossible now, you know what I mean. Like I had
Speaker 1: a friend of mine be like, should I get into
Speaker 1: Destiny too? Now I'm like now, and it's not like
Speaker 1: he's like seventeen and he just like missed out in
Speaker 1: it because like you know, like you're just too young
Speaker 1: to see most of it. Yeah, he's like twenty six. No,
Speaker 1: Like it's you missed it, Bro, It's really cool. Go home, Bro,
Speaker 1: it was cool. You missed it, brother baby, Bro, fucking
Speaker 1: dumb baby, you missed the fucking storyline. Baby. I love
Speaker 1: that video. You missed the whole fucking storyline. Bub imagine
Speaker 1: being born in twenteen twenty five and fucking dumb baby,
Speaker 1: you missed everything. Bro. I love I love that accent
Speaker 1: for statements like that. You fucking dumb baby. Uh ask
Speaker 1: Creed to enter in his blake Prez Uncle Chip turning
Speaker 1: into Chunky selfs and his sleeping bag that's goopy, hiring
Speaker 1: Key David to play Kingston's dad. We would never be
Speaker 1: smirch his filmography with that, I forgot about my jerifocal
Speaker 1: time machine name and wrote into a U wrote a
Speaker 1: question to a book club and they read my question,
Speaker 1: but not my name. My guy, if you specifically are
Speaker 1: listening to this, you gotta change this. Oh, you gotta
Speaker 1: change your name, not because it's boring or anything, but
Speaker 1: because it's been cut off at the end four months
Speaker 1: and like you gotta either have something new or like,
Speaker 1: can you squeeze all the relevant stuff in? Because I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're I don't know what the rest
Speaker 1: of this is. Spanish people, what the heck? Just put
Speaker 1: eight equals equals equals capital D and then that squiggin
Speaker 1: like a peanut. Yeah, I don't know what the squiggly
Speaker 1: line is called. Yeah till day is it?
Speaker 4: Is it? Fucking Spanish people?
Speaker 1: Right? All right? David?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Young Young Sweeney selling p Diddy all that baby oil,
Speaker 1: Nikky Ziggy Smokey's Pyroman pyramaniac sibling. Hey, Derek, you should
Speaker 1: listen to h that's not even he's showing a fucking
Speaker 1: meme again. Crazy, what the he's even raised the volumes
Speaker 1: of people could hear hest He's just like, hey, he's
Speaker 1: looks like that racist chick with the dunks. Learn that
Speaker 1: little girl. Oh yeah, that's right, dumb dumb black work.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Hey Derek, you should listen to Comby Comby
Speaker 1: Christ or Coma Christ Coma com c O n B
Speaker 1: I Christ. I don't know. I'd love to hear your
Speaker 1: cover of Modern Demon her heads off? Did he funk up?
Speaker 1: And did you mean let me? Let me? I have
Speaker 1: no way of knowing comedy it says that's true. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, sorry, miss Jackson? And what n bomber gay?
Speaker 1: That can't be we look, I don't know, man, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I have tried so many times. Sorry, miss Jackson. Badly
Speaker 1: brave dog the baby Hunter didn't need to tell lor
Speaker 1: robing a Halo three penism melpous one and wrapping out
Speaker 1: writing out our list as always, the King was to
Speaker 1: save you. Where they said petis like I was like
Speaker 1: I was not I was saying it because like I
Speaker 1: was looking like you know, like you anyway, was it
Speaker 1: four hours so? By Sion Norah
Speaker 4: Sion