Speaker 1: Olcome back to another episode the stand comedy Cato got
a great choke. Chester the Cat is here. But first
we had a joke.
Speaker 2: Sitting from one of our listeners. Take it away, Alexander.
All Right, a name as Alexander, and I'm five years
old and I've.
Speaker 1: Got a joke for you.
Speaker 2: Why are chicken so funny?
Speaker 1: I don't know why are chickens so funny? God, great joke, Alexander.
Let's keep it gun for your community tonight. Let's give
it up for Chester the Cat.
Speaker 2: I am the Chester. It's a cut and I'm gonna
be showering with some of jokes with you today fast.
What is a cut's favorite color perple? What did the
cat rent for his birthday party? A pounds house? What
do you call a pirate with a cat on his
shoulder a parrot? A What do you call a pile
of cats a mountain? Why? I don't cats like laptops
because they don't have a mouse. What is a cat's
favorite cereal? Mice? Crispies. What do you call a cat
that lives in an igloo an eskimo? What is a
cat's favorite day of the week cat or day cats are?
What is a cat's favorite sport hair ball. Why did
the teenage cat get sent to his room because he
had a bad catitude? Why can't you watch a movie
with a cat's because they can't stop pressing the pause button?
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
An alie? Cats? Which state has the most cats? Pennsylvania?
What did the cat say when it got scratched?
Speaker 1: Meouch?
Speaker 2: What did the aliens say to the cat? Take me
to your littery? Okay? Everybody had it's spin Chester the cat,
I'll see you guys later by cats. Keep it going
for Chester Gregg, Well, don't forget to give her a
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Speaker 1: Back next week with a brand new comedian and a
brand new episode.
Speaker 2: Out Standing up Gledy Freaky