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Speaker 1: Olcome back to another episode the stand comedy Cato got

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a great choke. Chester the Cat is here. But first

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we had a joke.

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Speaker 2: Sitting from one of our listeners. Take it away, Alexander.

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All Right, a name as Alexander, and I'm five years

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old and I've.

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Speaker 1: Got a joke for you.

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Speaker 2: Why are chicken so funny?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why are chickens so funny? God, great joke, Alexander.

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Let's keep it gun for your community tonight. Let's give

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it up for Chester the Cat.

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Speaker 2: I am the Chester. It's a cut and I'm gonna

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be showering with some of jokes with you today fast.

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What is a cut's favorite color perple? What did the

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cat rent for his birthday party? A pounds house? What

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do you call a pirate with a cat on his

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shoulder a parrot? A What do you call a pile

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of cats a mountain? Why? I don't cats like laptops

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because they don't have a mouse. What is a cat's

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favorite cereal? Mice? Crispies. What do you call a cat

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that lives in an igloo an eskimo? What is a

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cat's favorite day of the week cat or day cats are?

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What is a cat's favorite sport hair ball. Why did

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the teenage cat get sent to his room because he

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had a bad catitude? Why can't you watch a movie

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with a cat's because they can't stop pressing the pause button?

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What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?

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An alie? Cats? Which state has the most cats? Pennsylvania?

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What did the cat say when it got scratched?

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Speaker 1: Meouch?

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Speaker 2: What did the aliens say to the cat? Take me

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to your littery? Okay? Everybody had it's spin Chester the cat,

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I'll see you guys later by cats. Keep it going

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for Chester Gregg, Well, don't forget to give her a

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podcast of five still our review over an Apple podcasts

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it be sure to shoot this episode with all of

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your friends and we'll be.

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Speaker 1: Back next week with a brand new comedian and a

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brand new episode.

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Speaker 2: Out Standing up Gledy Freaky