Speaker 1: Oh, people are booing us when it had sucked.
Speaker 2: Like the first thing that happens is just people yelling
Speaker 2: boo at you whenever you go in public.
Speaker 1: Imagine that's okay. So it's one of one point three
Speaker 1: KTEWB with fallin and cult. What if every day? What
Speaker 1: if we had a live audience one on one point
Speaker 1: three KTWB. We're falling and cults?
Speaker 3: What we do?
Speaker 1: Boot you? I'm gonna come out there and show you
Speaker 1: who to boots. See that's why I couldn't handle it off.
Speaker 1: I go outside to take my trash to the curb.
Speaker 1: As if I do that, I go out there and
Speaker 1: look around. Just booing begins.
Speaker 2: Just a group full of people just booing you. Hey,
Speaker 2: why did that happen to Taylor Swift? Is it because
Speaker 2: I have a theory?
Speaker 1: Your theory is wrong. It's simple because she's with the
Speaker 1: she's saying a Chiefs guy, and the audience was mostly
Speaker 1: Eagles fans. And also the fans are known to be
Speaker 1: like kind of the worst. And that's not me saying that.
Speaker 1: I mean they did two hundred thousand dollars a damage
Speaker 1: to their own city after winning the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's because she's with Blake Lively too often.
Speaker 2: I think that she was too in the Baldoni story,
Speaker 2: the ball done stirt, she got to it?
Speaker 1: How you say his name? I think you there's some
Speaker 1: you hit some slable too much, bald correct It stops
Speaker 1: my tracks every time Baldoni MACARONI.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just feel like, is she fading?
Speaker 5: Is her?
Speaker 4: Is Taylor swift as a swiftie?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: Let's just play Devil's Avocados? Is she falling off?
Speaker 1: She just finished the biggest story in history and you
Speaker 1: don't know she's falling off? Get a minute.
Speaker 4: Her man couldn't win the big game last night?
Speaker 1: What's happened with anything he's won the two years before?
Speaker 1: I listen, we have made big game predictions. So you
Speaker 1: and I can address the big game stuff later in
Speaker 1: the show, because if you go over we got anything right,
Speaker 1: I haven't referenced it. I don't know if we did there.
Speaker 1: Obviously we know who won the game. But also I
Speaker 1: found arguably the craziest story I have seen In a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read you just the headline and it's
Speaker 1: going to come up in our Unbelievable Story of the
Speaker 1: Day right before right before we were that you. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to tease you, want to tempt
Speaker 1: you to keep listening to our show, because without you,
Speaker 1: we get fired. Blessings sounds good. We have justin Timberlake
Speaker 1: tickets around three forty. We have Kevin Hart tickets right
Speaker 1: after four o'clock. Okay, but when we come back, how
Speaker 1: one blind bisexual bird became an icon is coming up
Speaker 1: in your Unbelievable Story of the Day.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that and one dollars.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, right, it's the Unbelievable Story of the Day
Speaker 1: on one oh one point three kt w B. This
Speaker 1: is how one blind bisexual bird became an icon. WHOA,
Speaker 1: let me set the scene. One oh wait, Okay, we're
Speaker 1: in a pond. Yeah, that is a lagoon. Obviously, obviously Henrietta,
Speaker 1: a black swan flies into the lagoon. Now Henrietta, she
Speaker 1: has a damaged wing. Oh no, so she's not able
Speaker 1: to fly with other swans, other swans. I don't want you.
Speaker 1: I'm not like interested. And then one day a white
Speaker 1: goose flies into the lagoon by the name of Thomas.
Speaker 4: Okay, Thomas is swooping in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Thomas is like, girl, I got you. Next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, Henrietta and Thomas inseparable. Thomas in fact becomes
Speaker 1: possessive over Henrietta. People, children, other animals come near her.
Speaker 1: He attacked, you know how.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, she's got that messed up wing. He's got
Speaker 4: to be he does.
Speaker 1: And also geese, crazy terrifying will attack.
Speaker 4: You had to hiss it. They tongue out, hiss crazy. Dude.
Speaker 1: You do it because you see him on your bike
Speaker 1: trail time.
Speaker 4: It's like, dude, you're in the bike path. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to get by.
Speaker 1: There, to get there for eighteen years, Wow, eighteen years.
Speaker 4: Same the same Henrietta.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, then guess what. Okay, a new Swan enters
Speaker 1: the villa. Nah wait male female female Okay, starts hanging
Speaker 1: out with Henrietta. No big deal, just a couple of
Speaker 1: goals chatting until one day Henrietta has babies. Henrietta was
Speaker 1: never a female. Henrietta was a male the whole time.
Speaker 1: That means Thomas was in a gay relationship with Henry
Speaker 1: the whole time. Okay, wait, so Thomas was smashing Thomas
Speaker 1: was smashing Henrietta.
Speaker 4: But Henrietta is more of a Henry.
Speaker 1: Well, and they did change Henry at his name to Henry,
Speaker 1: and they named the new swan Henrietta because she actually
Speaker 1: was female because she had babies.
Speaker 4: So now Thomas and Henry Henrietta to their open relationship.
Speaker 1: No, Thomas is like, dude, what the hell, what the hell?
Speaker 1: But then Thomas like, all right, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: into a thrupple situation. Thomas starts kind of acting as
Speaker 1: like a cool uncle taking care of the baby. He's
Speaker 1: teaching the babies.
Speaker 4: How to fly, stepdad things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stepdad things, but like he's not rolling. It's done
Speaker 1: because Henry is still in the equation and Henrietta is
Speaker 1: vibing with Henry. Okay, so next thing you know, Henrietta rips.
Speaker 1: She dies. The female sorry, Henry dies. Henry dies. Wait,
Speaker 1: so the male Henrietta. But now Henry dies, so the younger,
Speaker 1: actual female she leaves with another guy. Thomas is alone.
Speaker 1: Thomas settle for Thomas. Thomas is alone. Thomas starts losing
Speaker 1: his eyesight. That's where the blindness comes in. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: does meet another woman. They do have babies, but at
Speaker 1: another goose immediately takes the babies. Henry doesn't up or sorry,
Speaker 1: Thomas does end up dying at forty years old, which
Speaker 1: is like eighty in human years.
Speaker 4: So he's dead and alone.
Speaker 1: He's dead now.
Speaker 4: He died sad and alone. Yes, So okay, the main
Speaker 4: takeaway from me and the story is it's.
Speaker 1: A lot of details. Did you keep up at all?
Speaker 2: There's no way, there is no way Thomas didn't know
Speaker 2: Henrietta was a man.
Speaker 4: Well, Thomas wand.
Speaker 1: No, that's what he's bisexual. And that's fine.
Speaker 2: We out you were trying to hide it though, like
Speaker 2: it wasn't cool. It's like, Thomas, we get it.
Speaker 4: It's fine. It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: They say that it's actually been real, real truth. They
Speaker 1: say it's very, very very hard to identify the sex
Speaker 1: of a swan or goose.
Speaker 4: Thomas feels like he knew his way around Henriette.
Speaker 1: I think Thomas knew. Thomas knew he was with Henry.
Speaker 2: This was forty years ago, so maybe it was like dog,
Speaker 2: I give you low key, not forty years ago, Henrietta.
Speaker 4: Let's just pretend.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: I think that the problem was we were, as a humans,
Speaker 1: we were placing labels on them. They knew who they
Speaker 1: were and they were happy with it the whole time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just you know what, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think you there's MOREL of the.
Speaker 4: Story, morel the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it'd be like that, Yeah, exactly, the troubling
Speaker 1: full story of the day. Now's your keyword about a thousand?
Speaker 4: It's the pop Culture Minute with selling and Cult on
Speaker 4: one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 1: It's it's the day after the big game, so we
Speaker 1: have to break down some things there. I thought the
Speaker 1: commercials were kind of like, eh, nothing was amazing. The
Speaker 1: one that made me moderately laugh was the cores Light
Speaker 1: one with the slots. Hey, the Seal the high speed chase. No,
Speaker 1: the Seal one. To me, that is Seal's rock bottom.
Speaker 4: I was like, give him.
Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing. It actually made me so embarrassed for
Speaker 1: Seal that he's hit that low of a moment his life,
Speaker 1: needing money that bad.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe when you're older, though, it's like, this
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, who cares I get paid.
Speaker 1: I think you still gotta have some dignity.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's just me. Uh, halftime performing and I knew I
Speaker 1: knew going into this because people don't know Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 1: If you're a certain age for the most part, you
Speaker 1: don't know Kendrick Lamar and so I was like, people
Speaker 1: aren't gonna like him because they don't know the songs, right,
Speaker 1: I knew most, but there were probably two songs I
Speaker 1: didn't know because I'm not like a die hard. But
Speaker 1: I thought it was a really good performance. I was like, Eh,
Speaker 1: people are probably gonna wish it was a little bit
Speaker 1: more upbeat, but I thought he did a really great job.
Speaker 1: I love the fact that he wore flares. I love
Speaker 1: a flare Jean Oh.
Speaker 4: I do flair jeans so cool, so cool.
Speaker 1: I just says it was great. It was so just
Speaker 1: had so many jabs at Drake could bring out sizz
Speaker 1: that and Serena Williams both exes.
Speaker 2: I gonna believe it. I looked over to Jan, my wife,
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, what is this is crazy?
Speaker 2: Right now that he's just singing and when.
Speaker 1: He started not like us, well, he started at the beginning,
Speaker 1: then he pulled back and then he.
Speaker 2: Ended with it, and uh, I knew he was going
Speaker 2: to do it, but it was just still like I
Speaker 2: was befuddled. I was like, dude, Drake, I hear like
Speaker 2: him young.
Speaker 1: I'm like when he says Drake and looks the Cameron smiles, dude,
Speaker 1: how do you want?
Speaker 4: How do you come back for that?
Speaker 2: Secondly, they're on the same label, so it's like, what
Speaker 2: who did Drake make mad that they allowed any.
Speaker 4: Of this happened?
Speaker 1: Don't know. They like money and Kendrick is making them
Speaker 1: money right now?
Speaker 6: Dude. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Aside from that, I was disappointed they didn't show more
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, but like the one time they show her
Speaker 1: on the jump rope tront I guess they booed her,
Speaker 1: which is interesting. Yeah, and how crazy is this? We're
Speaker 1: gonna play Tate McCray here in a second? She guessed
Speaker 1: the score?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw it?
Speaker 1: Is that crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 4: I was like trying to figure out how they made
Speaker 4: that fake. I was like that, there has to be
Speaker 4: there's no way, right.
Speaker 1: She the way she was setting it up, you could
Speaker 1: tell she seemingly does not know a lot about football. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is fine. She did say she was rooting for
Speaker 1: the Eagles so they won, and then she just threw
Speaker 1: out a random score and it ended up being the score,
Speaker 1: which was just kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Solid.
Speaker 1: We knew that more of this was going to happen.
Speaker 1: By the way, Allison, who is the widow of Twitch,
Speaker 1: she was revealing that book and in the book she
Speaker 1: set you know, talked about a cornucopia of drugs she found. Well,
Speaker 1: his Twitsch's mom not happy about this. She's sitting down
Speaker 1: with Gail King and she is voicing her doubts about
Speaker 1: Allison's claims that Twitch was big into drugs. She just
Speaker 1: I think she's just really upset about her revealing that anyway,
Speaker 1: because in the book Allison claims she there was a
Speaker 1: shoe box full of drugs, okay, and she says she
Speaker 1: wrote a book about Twitch to raise awareness about mental
Speaker 1: health issues in the wake of what happened. But his
Speaker 1: mom says she should have handled things better. She worries
Speaker 1: that the mom of Twitch worries the impact the drugs
Speaker 1: drug claims will have on his children, obviously his legacy
Speaker 1: and I and I see both sides. I honestly do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it was me, I would try. I
Speaker 4: would keep it quiet just for the kids.
Speaker 1: For the kids, I would think, Yeah, but kids are
Speaker 1: smarter than you give them credit for, and it's very
Speaker 1: possible the kids have already heard her talking about and
Speaker 1: everything through off the how but do they did they
Speaker 1: need their everyone in the world to know about their debt?
Speaker 1: Maybe not? Maybe not?
Speaker 4: Pry not.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else is going? Do you have anything
Speaker 1: else you want to chat about?
Speaker 7: Did you?
Speaker 1: Are you upset that they're not going to be showing
Speaker 1: the new season of The Bachelorette?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Do it so mad? I'm like, dude, that's a dynasty
Speaker 4: that you're just killing off.
Speaker 1: It's not canceled, but they're not going to be airing
Speaker 1: a summer version of it on ABC, which is bizarre.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're happy because they still have Bachelor
Speaker 1: and Paradise coming after last year's hiatus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all joke side, that's the only show you need.
Speaker 1: All you need is Love Is Blind, which comes out
Speaker 1: on Friday. That's your pot culture man. It brought to
Speaker 1: you by Ovo Lesa can lenz One on one point
Speaker 1: three k d w B with Fallon and could anyone listening? Who?
Speaker 1: I wonder if anyone actually did win money on the
Speaker 1: Big Game yesterday? And I'm not talking about like twenty dollars?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did anyone want a lot of money on
Speaker 1: the Big Game yesterday? I don't bet really so yeah
Speaker 1: I did once, and by really at all, I don't
Speaker 1: do anybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got yelled at for betting one time, so
Speaker 4: I just don't. I don't even try anymore. I don't
Speaker 4: even do it smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone listening who is proposing this week, we can
Speaker 1: keep you anonymous, but I am like it is Valentine's Week.
Speaker 1: I feel like Christmas is a little more popular every
Speaker 1: time than Valentine's Day, but Valentine's Day is still popular.
Speaker 1: Or anyone listening who watches a kid's show as an adult,
Speaker 1: like you enjoyed that we're not talking about, like your
Speaker 1: kid puts it on and you don't mind it, like Bluie.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, either you don't have kids, or maybe when
Speaker 1: your kids are with their dad, you actively watch this
Speaker 1: kid show because you're like my niece told me her
Speaker 1: and her college friends they do watch blue They like
Speaker 1: love it. It's like your show.
Speaker 2: Like I have a friend who will send me videos
Speaker 2: on Instagram him watching SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: He's like in my thirties. Yeah, that makes sense, I guess, but.
Speaker 4: Like if he was just posted up watching Blueie by himself,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Weird. It's a great guy thing because some people just
Speaker 1: love certain kids shows. Yeah, if you fit in any
Speaker 1: of these categories, it's all sixty five one and nine
Speaker 1: eight nine, KATIEWB. Anyone listening who won a lot of
Speaker 1: money in the Big Game? There were tons of things
Speaker 1: you could bet on. I didn't have to just be
Speaker 1: who won the Big Game? Anyone who's proposing this week?
Speaker 1: I do have questions, but I feel like you probably
Speaker 1: want to be a secret or watches a kids show
Speaker 1: as an adult six one, nine eight nine KDWB one
Speaker 1: on one point three KTWB with thallon and cult. We
Speaker 1: do have Justin Timberlake tickets coming up around three forty
Speaker 1: and Kevin Hart tickets just after four o'clock, But right
Speaker 1: now we're doing anyone listening who won a lot of
Speaker 1: money in the Big Game yesterday? Is proposing this week?
Speaker 1: Or like you, you watch kid shows but you're an
Speaker 1: adult right several? But my daughter really.
Speaker 4: Likes teen Titans and Monster High.
Speaker 1: And I totally just watch it on my own.
Speaker 7: I don't have many kids.
Speaker 4: Okay, Monster High is actually pretty good, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: God, yes, yes.
Speaker 5: And my daughter loves the dolls like she has.
Speaker 1: All the dolls I've seen those.
Speaker 2: They have a little vending machine that actually works, and
Speaker 2: I'm just obsessed. Well, sometimes in like adult like older shows,
Speaker 2: it's like I have so much anxiety in my own life,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have anxiety about this character either.
Speaker 2: Like if I'm watching Dexter, it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: al much turmoil right now, when you could just watch
Speaker 2: Monsters High and just be like, oh, yeah, this is chill,
Speaker 2: everything's good, kosher.
Speaker 7: Love it, you know what.
Speaker 1: There's no shame. I don't know. I have heard of
Speaker 1: Monster High. I have not seen it, so I don't
Speaker 1: I don't want to be judgmental here. I think whatever
Speaker 1: you need to do to relax and enjoy your life,
Speaker 1: you should do it as long as it's legal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, true, Yeah, there are a lot.
Speaker 1: Worse things you're gonna be doing for sure. Now, does
Speaker 1: your daughter know that you're watching these shows behind her
Speaker 1: back and you're supposed to be watching them with her?
Speaker 2: No, she's poor and all these weird.
Speaker 7: Shows, and I'm like, you go, yeah, okay, absolutely, and
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 6: Hey because I like it too.
Speaker 2: So she's just like really interesting.
Speaker 7: Stop. So I'm like, all right, that's awesome. I can't
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Well thank you for calling it and sharing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no problem, thank you.
Speaker 3: I have business.
Speaker 2: I was a change.
Speaker 1: One to one point three katiewb with Thallon and Cult.
Speaker 1: I would say my house is decently clean at times,
Speaker 1: I like anyone. I have a five year old. Things
Speaker 1: pile up, clutter gets gets going, and some weeks are
Speaker 1: better than others. But my neighbors stop by to drop
Speaker 1: off a check for something, and no not it wasn't
Speaker 1: for a check for us. They're going to be out
Speaker 1: of town. They were dropping off a check for us
Speaker 1: to hand off to someone else. Be said we would
Speaker 1: do it, and they we start chatting in like the
Speaker 1: you know, the doorway, and then they're like, oh, we've
Speaker 1: never been in your house. I realized, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they've invited us to their house, like twenty times. We've
Speaker 1: never invited them to our house.
Speaker 2: Can first stop? That's that's on them. They invited themselves
Speaker 2: into your home. That was That was a weird comment.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that right off the bat.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't like it was cold. We were like
Speaker 1: they were like, step inside there, Oh we've never seen
Speaker 1: your house, which, by the way, my house right now
Speaker 1: just from the start, as soon as you want, we
Speaker 1: have this. The biggest eyes soever. The moment we walk
Speaker 1: in our house, the focal point is a very nineties
Speaker 1: outdated stair railing I hate, and we're currently we just
Speaker 1: put we put I hate it. We put a bunch
Speaker 1: of some of the some of the barrissed ballister's barrister.
Speaker 1: I don't know what theyre called some of them. Nope,
Speaker 1: that's not it. It's a balluster, I think for like
Speaker 1: the little pegs. Sure, we put stain on them to
Speaker 1: test out staying, so half of them are discolored. And
Speaker 1: then we realized it was too expensive to do a
Speaker 1: new We can't afford new stairs, so it just looks hideous.
Speaker 1: So we're like I was like, oh, well, let me
Speaker 1: give you the tour. Why did I say that? Why
Speaker 1: did I say that? It became like a haunted house, cold,
Speaker 1: where each room we went into was worse than the
Speaker 1: one before. I felt disgusting. I'm like, Oh, here's Jake's office,
Speaker 1: boxes and stuff, random a putt putt green all of
Speaker 1: his in a tent she built with you. If you
Speaker 1: have kids, a nugget in the living room. Dogs have
Speaker 1: torn stuffing out of animals. It's everywhere. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: we did a big renovation in our bathroom. When we
Speaker 1: show you that, Why did I do that? What we
Speaker 1: don't I didn't make our bed. We go through the bedroom,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, my dirty andies they're laying on
Speaker 1: the floor, towels everywhere. I'm like, oh, and I quickly
Speaker 1: grab them in a big watt. I go to throw
Speaker 1: them in the closet. And then I realized they can
Speaker 1: see in my closet. You can't see the floor in
Speaker 1: my closet. There's so many clothes, clothes are piled up,
Speaker 1: and they're they're being so kind. They're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: love the Is this a custom made of vanity? I'm
Speaker 1: like it kept getting worse, and I was like, they
Speaker 1: don't have little kids, and I kept being like A
Speaker 1: and I finally I go give it up.
Speaker 4: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: I've given up.
Speaker 4: Clearly, you turn into Sudja crazy lad they left.
Speaker 1: I do, and I look at Jake and I go,
Speaker 1: do you think they're in their car right now? Just
Speaker 1: absolutely ripping that. We're like hoarders. We're discussing people. He's like, absolutely, did.
Speaker 4: They have any kids.
Speaker 1: He has grown kids, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: And people forget, like once your kid is over ten,
Speaker 2: you forget.
Speaker 4: How hard and difficult little children are. But it's just normal.
Speaker 1: But you also you everyone has a revisionist history, right,
Speaker 1: so you look back on you. I never let our
Speaker 1: house get like that. And we had two kids. She
Speaker 1: has one. She's disgusting. Soay, I'm a piece of trash guaranteed,
Speaker 1: and I am just I don't know. And so then
Speaker 1: then yesterday what did I do? Over compensated start yelling
Speaker 1: at j I started yelling at Jake because they had
Speaker 1: a toothbrush on the counter.
Speaker 4: Sorry for you. I did not look how we looked
Speaker 4: as a unit clean this up.
Speaker 1: We had to clean things up. We looked so disgusting.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this toothbrush. She's been sitting here
Speaker 1: for what two weeks? And Jake starts dying laughing. He's like,
Speaker 1: looking at my pile of crap everywhere, but I put
Speaker 1: it out, this one toothbrush.
Speaker 4: He's so chilly, he is.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, here we go. She's on her
Speaker 1: issue again. Yeah. So anyway, uh, needless to say, I
Speaker 1: am now not only the person with the trashy yard
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, but the actual trashy house as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they did vampire diaries, like, hey, invite me in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could have been vampire. I just
Speaker 1: love them to to my house. Now they're allowed to
Speaker 1: come in, and he said, they went, oh, why did
Speaker 1: you put that in my head? Two one to one
Speaker 1: point three kd WB with Fallon and Colt justin Timberlake
Speaker 1: tickets coming up at three forty and I want you,
Speaker 1: I want to give your heads up on what we're
Speaker 1: doing for the Kevin Heart tickets after four o'clock?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we doing? Should I be prepared?
Speaker 1: Tell us a joke for Kevin Heart ticket's best jokes
Speaker 1: so you can start working on a joke. You have
Speaker 1: plenty of time now to prepare to win Kevin Heart tickets.
Speaker 1: But we come back. We have a secret of the week.
Speaker 1: People reveal way too much when they email us no identity,
Speaker 1: we can't ask follow up questions.
Speaker 4: Okay, this one, dude, this one is gonna make your
Speaker 4: butt boil. It is not You're gonna judge so hard
Speaker 4: I judge anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I will say this.
Speaker 4: Is next level, this is messed up, and even for
Speaker 4: me to say that.
Speaker 1: That's how I know it's messed up. It's coming up
Speaker 1: in five minutes.
Speaker 3: You're not going to believe this. It's the Secret Story
Speaker 3: of the Week with.
Speaker 2: Mellan on one on one point three kd W b
Speaker 2: Okay last bal tine stay. I worked as a receptionist.
Speaker 2: You follow him the story. Totally forgot to g got
Speaker 2: my girlfriend to give after flowers or anything nice in
Speaker 2: general for Valentine's Day. Okay, didn't forget. I was lazy
Speaker 2: and procrastinated. Anyways, last year, around four PM, a giant
Speaker 2: bouquet of flowers ended up on my desk. It was
Speaker 2: supposed to be delivered to one of my co workers
Speaker 2: in the sales department. Instead, no, oh no, instead of
Speaker 2: phoning her to the front desk area, I stashed them
Speaker 2: under my desk.
Speaker 4: No. I waited until five. No, grabbed them on my
Speaker 4: way out.
Speaker 1: Oh dear.
Speaker 2: Ripped off the messaging through the note in the trash
Speaker 2: outside of the building, and then I hand delivered it
Speaker 2: to my girlfriend when I got home, and I passed
Speaker 2: them off as my own.
Speaker 4: Bro Okay, listen to the justification.
Speaker 2: I felt bad, but at the same time, the guy
Speaker 2: that got the flowers for his girl can prove to
Speaker 2: I heard that he did buy them, but they must
Speaker 2: have gotten delivered to the wrong office.
Speaker 4: So it's like it's going to be all that's going.
Speaker 1: To lose is the flower shop thing, because he's going
Speaker 1: to call and complain to the flower shop. Don't they
Speaker 1: usually take a photo like Amazon though, showing it drops.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he says, it's not like he's
Speaker 2: going to be in hot water with his wife. I
Speaker 2: also wasn't in hot water. My girlfriend was really appreciative.
Speaker 2: So really it's a win win situation.
Speaker 1: That's WHYLD I bet you a thousand dollars people have done.
Speaker 1: Have you heard people like going to cemeteries and stealing flowers?
Speaker 4: That's next level.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't don't pull yourself back.
Speaker 4: I mean, you would really have to believe that.
Speaker 2: Karma isn't real, Well, karma isn't real, or there's no
Speaker 2: other afterlife or whatever, just to be like, dude, it's
Speaker 2: not gonna matter anyways. Let me take this. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's that is correct. It's very crazy if you steal
Speaker 2: flowers from like a what do you call it?
Speaker 1: A cemetery.
Speaker 2: Yes, you should publicly. I'm not saying publicly be stoned,
Speaker 2: but I'm saying that's too far. It's a shame you
Speaker 2: should have to wear a mask or like a giant sign.
Speaker 1: You would think too if like you didn't know who
Speaker 1: they were for, et cetera. Like one time a girl
Speaker 1: messaged us and donuts were delivered and she was a
Speaker 1: receptionist and she was like, everyone free donuts and it
Speaker 1: was her boss had ordered them for her like daughter's birthday,
Speaker 1: and she freaked out to know what to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she was able to get more at the bakery,
Speaker 1: which is great. That's one thing.
Speaker 4: Yea, this.
Speaker 1: Intentional. That's a dirty secret of the week. If you
Speaker 1: ever have one, please share it with us, because we
Speaker 1: live for this kind of drama.
Speaker 4: Hey, you do what you do to survive, right, Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I bet your secret of the week. We're gonna come
Speaker 1: back with trending. Your keyword to win a thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: you know, forget justin Timberly takes at three forty Fallon
Speaker 1: and Cold.
Speaker 3: Today's Trending with Fellon and Colt On one.
Speaker 1: W who cares about the actual big game? We'll talk
Speaker 1: about the Puppy Bowl and the fact that the most
Speaker 1: valuable puppy in the twenty twenty five Puppy Bowl went
Speaker 1: to a Minnesota doc name fox Trot.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: All the collie is from Pet Haven of Minnesota, a
Speaker 1: nonprofit rescue in Minneapolis, and they celebrated Foxtrot's performance in
Speaker 1: a Facebook post saying they are beyond sighted.
Speaker 4: We love an underdog.
Speaker 2: Story, we love an underdog story, and this is just
Speaker 2: further proof that we just do it different here.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying exactly Now, Fox Trot wasn't
Speaker 1: the only pup representing Minnesota on Sunday. Potato also competed
Speaker 1: on Team Fluff alongside Foxtrot. Potato is also from pet Haven,
Speaker 1: So nice, great name.
Speaker 4: There's nothing but athletes over there.
Speaker 1: Cretly truly, but I was like, oh, I have to
Speaker 1: talk about that because that just made me giggle a
Speaker 1: little bit. Now, this is interesting. They say that because
Speaker 1: you know, younger generations they okay make a bold statement,
Speaker 1: not the best of spelling or reading. And I think
Speaker 1: it's because, to be fair in their defense, they don't
Speaker 1: have to be great spellers anymore because of auto correct, right, yes,
Speaker 1: so we kind of like we didn't really need to
Speaker 1: learn cursive handwriting because we'd type everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I second guess every time I'm writing something
Speaker 2: on the piece of paper, I'm like, I don't my
Speaker 2: phone would just tell me if this is correct or not.
Speaker 1: But I just I don't know how you spell surprise
Speaker 1: to ours what. I knew you'd freak out over that.
Speaker 1: But they say that because they don't use a lot
Speaker 1: of punctuation either. That when people do use punctuation, like
Speaker 1: simply putting a period at the end of a text,
Speaker 1: gen zers think that you're being angry or aggressive. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I actually feel that way if I don't. I'm a woman,
Speaker 1: So if I don't put a smiley face or an
Speaker 1: exclamation point, I'm like, oh, they're gonna think that being mean.
Speaker 2: I do that NonStop nostop and I'm When it doesn't
Speaker 2: is it's not reciprocate, I'm like, oh, God.
Speaker 4: To hate me?
Speaker 1: Wait, what makes you? What makes you nervous?
Speaker 2: Well, when they don't, When they don't do that, when
Speaker 2: I get a text or an email, it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this person definitely hates me.
Speaker 4: There's something going on.
Speaker 7: Wait.
Speaker 1: When they do use a period or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they use one and they don't like excamation
Speaker 2: or a smiley, it's like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start only using with you now, just to
Speaker 1: get me.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't use anything, and I'm like, oh, she's
Speaker 4: mad at me.
Speaker 1: So you just any anything I said with or without
Speaker 1: a period, you assume I'm mad.
Speaker 2: There isn't an emoji with like herd eyes or like
Speaker 2: a smiley, or like a one hundred or like sunglasses.
Speaker 4: Something's up.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's weird. I'm not going to start sending you
Speaker 1: smiley heart eye emoji. I don't think your wife would
Speaker 1: be a big fan of that.
Speaker 2: I know it's not gonna start well randomly, it'd be weird.
Speaker 2: But if I sound like a cool story or something
Speaker 2: for the show, like oh I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm just usually onto the next thing already. Sure, So
Speaker 1: that's my apology. You know what, I didn't know you
Speaker 1: were someone who needed so much reinforce, like positive reinforcement.
Speaker 4: That's gas lady. That sounded the way it came out.
Speaker 4: That's mine now that I know.
Speaker 1: Now that I know that you need so much coddling,
Speaker 1: I'll make sure to do it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow Wow. Also I feel really great about this.
Speaker 4: What No, it was good. We learned a lot.
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Speaker 1: to the Twin Cities on the twenty fourth, and we
Speaker 1: want to send you there with an easy little after
Speaker 1: school pop quiz. Win. So, first of all, you have
Speaker 1: the pride of no, you are the smartest person in
Speaker 1: all the Twin Cities flex. Secondly, you get a pair
Speaker 1: of tickets to see Justin timber Like. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you'd be like this is your Valentine's Day gift, baby boo,
Speaker 1: but you could. I would do that better than stealing
Speaker 1: someone else's flowers like our Secret of the Week person did.
Speaker 1: If you heard that earlier in the show, call six
Speaker 1: five one nine eight nine KDWB to play right now
Speaker 1: and we'll ask you some trivia. You beat the other
Speaker 1: person on the phone, boom, You're in. You're going, You're
Speaker 1: going to see Justin Timberlake. Here we go, Hi, KATWBT, WHOA?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Courtney?
Speaker 1: Courtney? How was your weekend? Courtney?
Speaker 7: It was good?
Speaker 1: It was What does that mean? What'd you do?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Went?
Speaker 6: Say?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know what? Saturday was like? The most perfect, fluffy,
Speaker 1: beautiful snow, great sledding day. Courtney. Let's get your competitor
Speaker 1: on the phone. Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 3: Chelsea?
Speaker 1: Chelsea? All right, Chelsea? How was your weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh? I just got back from Cancoon so it was great?
Speaker 1: Oh what a?
Speaker 5: What a like?
Speaker 1: Just a complete change up of weather for you? Courtney? Chelsea,
Speaker 1: You're gonna competing against each other for the justin Timberlake tickets.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you trivia. If you know the answer,
Speaker 1: you chime in with your name. Whoever gets the most
Speaker 1: correct out of three wins? Are you ready? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 1: This first one's a movie question. When Shrek tries to
Speaker 1: explain himself to Donkey, what does he compare himself to?
Speaker 1: I will give you a hint that it is a
Speaker 1: food item, Yes, Courtney, not Woffle. Great guess. I love
Speaker 1: that guest, Chelsea, do you have a guess? I know
Speaker 1: this movie and I am shocked okay. The the answer
Speaker 1: is an onion because he has many layers. Question number two,
Speaker 1: what type of drink does the company Lacroix make?
Speaker 6: Chelsea?
Speaker 1: Yes, Chelsea, that's right, yeah, Chelsea. Question number three, what
Speaker 1: scale is an earthquake measured on?
Speaker 7: I don't know?
Speaker 1: The answer is the Richter scale. This one's this one's difficult,
Speaker 1: So I wish you luck on this one, I know.
Speaker 1: And our final question, which letter in the Walt Disney
Speaker 1: logo is lowercase only one letter? Is yes? Courtney?
Speaker 7: Why that's right?
Speaker 1: Which means we have a tie. Both Courtney and Chelsea
Speaker 1: have a point. Now we always we always settle this
Speaker 1: with a little math equation. So hope you're good at math.
Speaker 1: So you already laughed, which I know that is like
Speaker 1: how I am too? All right, we'll try to make
Speaker 1: it easy. Twenty seven divided by three is what? Yes, Courtney,
Speaker 1: that's right, Courtney, Just like that, Courtney, You're gonna go
Speaker 1: see Justin Timberlake. Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: I love Justin Timberlake. Yeah, life to you. Thk you,
Speaker 1: thank you and thank you for playing Chelsea. We'll do
Speaker 1: more tomorrow, you know. One on one point three Katie W. B.
Speaker 1: Nothing like Lincoln parkin jay Z just completely stopping it.
Speaker 4: It takes your broathaway.
Speaker 1: First second, just silence Stalin and Colt on one oh
Speaker 1: one point three kd WB calm down, jazz band, My guys,
Speaker 1: A little lowed there. We we made some predictions on Friday,
Speaker 1: and it's time to go over some of the things. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you pull up the predictions cult do you have them?
Speaker 4: I got you?
Speaker 1: You actually yep? Okay, and I'm going to google some
Speaker 1: of these. So first of all the predict okay, you
Speaker 1: want me to run down them? Okay. So the first
Speaker 1: thing is we predicted who would win? You said, doo,
Speaker 1: me is textas to you. I hang you my phone
Speaker 1: like you're still looking for it. I said the Chiefs, okay,
Speaker 1: and I said the Eagles. So I got that one,
Speaker 1: which is great. We both predicted what song will Kendrick
Speaker 1: start with? I said humble? You said not like us?
Speaker 1: Both wrong. I did say I thought he would end
Speaker 1: with not like us.
Speaker 2: You did say that, which made a lot more sense
Speaker 2: than starting out. Why would you do the best thing first?
Speaker 2: Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: We also guessed how long the national anthem would be.
Speaker 1: You guessed two minutes and ten seconds. I guess two
Speaker 1: minutes and three seconds. It was two minutes. Flat rocks
Speaker 1: both ross though who scored first. We both guessed the
Speaker 1: Chiefs were both wrong. I have no idea who won
Speaker 1: the coin toss.
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, we're just not good at any
Speaker 2: of this. Really, I'm like looking over that. I don't
Speaker 2: think we got anything at all. Never do predictions again, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't even do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think predictions are our specialty. No, Tate mcray
Speaker 1: guests the final score. So I mean, I think from
Speaker 1: here on out we just base everything we believe in
Speaker 1: on what Tate McCray says.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've always thought that, and I think you could.
Speaker 2: You could bring that back into the Bible too, that's
Speaker 2: what they were saying. I think it was like John
Speaker 2: three sixteen or something like Tate mccraye. One day it
Speaker 2: was like a prophcy. I don't know, you have to
Speaker 2: search it, yea, I do your own research, but like
Speaker 2: I read it.
Speaker 1: I my mom sent that to me on Facebook, and
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was real. So that was a prophecy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I learned about so long ago. It was like
Speaker 2: Bible study school. When I was a child, Little.
Speaker 1: CCD gotcha exactly if you're Catholic, all right, Well, horrible predictions,
Speaker 1: even worse at talking on the radio.
Speaker 4: I think I'm hated in the community.
Speaker 2: It's one on one point three KTWB with founding cults,
Speaker 2: like with KTWB listeners. No, No, my neighbor, my neighbor
Speaker 2: a few houses down in specific, let me just tell you,
Speaker 2: does he have something out for me? Got a lot
Speaker 2: of snow over the weekend and then I'm outside like
Speaker 2: shoveling with one of my neighbors.
Speaker 1: Been so sick. What do you well, I guess you
Speaker 1: have to shovel it.
Speaker 4: You're sick. Listen, I'm built different, so.
Speaker 1: Is a believe in sickness. Maybe you should start doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried.
Speaker 2: So I'm shoveling. I'm like, what's up with this guy?
Speaker 2: Because he'll come around with like his uh what is
Speaker 2: it called a snowplow, not snow blower. He'll come around
Speaker 2: with a snowblower and he'll start doing like everybody's like pathways,
Speaker 2: and then he'll go in the back of the alley
Speaker 2: and he'll start like snow blowing everybody's like parking space
Speaker 2: and area driveway some would say some would call it that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's never gotten mine. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: what's this. What's this dude's deal? Is he do you
Speaker 4: have to pay for him to come do this or
Speaker 4: is he just do it on his own? Acord?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Good question?
Speaker 4: And then my guy Rye he was like, no, dude,
Speaker 4: he hits mine occasionally time to time.
Speaker 1: Who's my guy?
Speaker 4: Right, he's my neighbor.
Speaker 1: Well, am I supposed to know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the guy I'm chatting with shoveling out front.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he'll come and get He'll go in
Speaker 2: my back and he'll he'll do.
Speaker 1: He'll his back cloud. He plows out his back from
Speaker 1: time to time, and you're you're upset because you're like,
Speaker 1: why won't he replow my back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I'm out there, you want to be plowed. So
Speaker 2: I timed it out. I'm trying to get plowed. I'm
Speaker 2: trying trying to get out. I tell him my car
Speaker 2: is in the back alley. Right, you're following me, So
Speaker 2: I go, I wait until he's at the neighbors across
Speaker 2: the streets plowing out their back. Yeah, the guy's plowing
Speaker 2: out my other neighbors back across the street. So I
Speaker 2: go out and I move my car to the front,
Speaker 2: and I just say, oh, hey, so nice should do
Speaker 2: this for like the neighbors appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You're so pathetic. I pull out. You're so pathetic, and.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for him to then move to mind. He
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, whatever, I'm just you know, hanging out.
Speaker 2: So I'm waiting for him. Never hits it. He never
Speaker 2: hits my back. The guy isn't plowing me, and I'm
Speaker 2: trying to figure out why what is it about me
Speaker 2: where this dude doesn't want to plow me?
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a few suggestions. Okay, have you thought
Speaker 1: about wearing a little less layering, dude?
Speaker 4: I was in shorts and boots when I move.
Speaker 1: That's why he's not blowing. If I was on a
Speaker 1: dating app and a man had a profile picture wearing
Speaker 1: shorts and boots, I'd never plow his back either.
Speaker 2: I had gotten all sweaty from shoveling the front.
Speaker 1: Oh you you didn't mention how sweaty the pictures coming in.
Speaker 1: You've been the most jaundicey I've ever seen someone. Look,
Speaker 1: you've been so pale and yellow from your sickness. Yea, true,
Speaker 1: you're sweaty. Yep, you're in shorts and boots.
Speaker 4: I was shorts, T shirts and boots, A T shirt
Speaker 4: and boots and to move my car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would never plow your back either. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 1: You've got to.
Speaker 4: I gotta put in a little more effort.
Speaker 1: Also, you're pathetic responsibility to plow you.
Speaker 4: But he's doing everybody else. He's plowing everybody else but me.
Speaker 4: Was wrong with me.
Speaker 1: We just listed a few things and that's just the
Speaker 1: icing on the cake. Baby. Yeah, true, all right, whatever, Okay,
Speaker 1: trying one on one point three k d W B
Speaker 1: with Salon and Colt So. Kevin Hart's come into town.
Speaker 1: Very very funny guy the Armory. We have tickets for
Speaker 1: night too. You gotta tell us a joke.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got one.
Speaker 1: You can't win these tickets.
Speaker 4: I could be a example.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well example would be lovely knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4: Owls?
Speaker 1: Owls?
Speaker 4: Who owls? Do who?
Speaker 1: I laugh at that? But that is my level of comedy.
Speaker 4: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: We're gonna line people up on the phone with their
Speaker 1: best joke.
Speaker 4: Can you top it?
Speaker 1: It's our says of humor. So whatever one we think
Speaker 1: is the funniest is gonna win the ticket. Six five, one,
Speaker 1: nine eight nine kd WB one on one point three
Speaker 1: kd WB with Fallon and Colt. Guess what. Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: is coming to the Armory couple of nights, and we
Speaker 1: have tickets all week for night two. So I feel
Speaker 1: like night too, he's gonna be more in the zone,
Speaker 1: right because not one, he's been traveling, he's tired, he's
Speaker 1: still in the Minneapolis crowd out. Night two he's gonna
Speaker 1: be fire. He'll he'll be fire both nights. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: But we have tickets for night too. It's on the
Speaker 1: twenty second of February. And if you are like what
Speaker 1: I do know he's coming to town, you can grab
Speaker 1: tickets now. Complete details are on the concert page at
Speaker 1: KDIWB dot com. But like I said, we have tickets
Speaker 1: every single afternoon. So we're doing today since you know,
Speaker 1: real creative, Kevin Heart's a comedian, We're going to get
Speaker 1: the best joke to win a pair of Kevin Hart tickets.
Speaker 1: Our phones are lined up. Culte ready, Coltsman, he's like
Speaker 1: sweating over there. He's got on his brow. He's getting
Speaker 1: people lined up on the phone. Hello, I do.
Speaker 3: It's kind of a dad joke though, that's perfect all right.
Speaker 7: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Because he was outstanding in his field?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name? What was it? J a y a Jaya?
Speaker 1: Give us your best joke? Why don't sign his trust anything?
Speaker 5: Adam says, why because they make everything up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Smart, it was smart. It was funny.
Speaker 4: On.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Hi, what's your name? Jenny? Yes, Jenny, tell
Speaker 1: us your best joke?
Speaker 7: What did one hat say to the other?
Speaker 1: What you stay there? I'll go on ahead, hold on Jenny,
Speaker 1: all right, Hi, what's your name? Lise? What is your joke? What?
Speaker 5: Who tells you on to day night?
Speaker 7: What they go to the move?
Speaker 1: Just told my five year old joke? That last?
Speaker 4: That's hold on?
Speaker 1: Hello? What is your name? My name is Mariah? Mariah?
Speaker 1: Tell us a good joke.
Speaker 7: Okay? How do you make a tissue dance?
Speaker 5: How a little boogie in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, okay, Mariah, I see what you got there?
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 1: Dan Jordan, tell us your best joke.
Speaker 5: What's the difference that tie or Garbanzo be.
Speaker 1: I know this one because I've tricked cold.
Speaker 4: I've heard it.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, go ahead, okay, I on my face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I still love that one.
Speaker 1: I posted just so you know, Jordan, I love that
Speaker 1: joke so much. I posted it as a video on
Speaker 1: the Fallon and Colt page, and Colt did not like
Speaker 1: it the first time. By the way, it was a
Speaker 1: little hurtful. I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 4: Hold up one second, what do you think Who's the funniest?
Speaker 4: Who is funny?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, to be honest, I initially the Garbondo bean
Speaker 1: would have won for me because I thought that Joe
Speaker 1: was hilarious. But since we did a video on it,
Speaker 1: already know it. The tissue one loved Mariah, But that
Speaker 1: one I've heard so many times.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 4: I really like Jens Jenny.
Speaker 1: I like Jenny.
Speaker 4: The hat you go on ahead?
Speaker 1: I like that one and I like the atom are
Speaker 1: probably my two favorite, because I've also heard the cows one.
Speaker 4: I like the hat one a little more than the
Speaker 4: Adam one.
Speaker 1: You do, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's up to you to you, big dog.
Speaker 1: You can leave it to me, big boughs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, big dog, you got this.
Speaker 1: You know all right. I think I think I'm in
Speaker 1: agreeance with you.
Speaker 4: Jenny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, Jenny. Congratulations, you have the funniest joke.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna go see Kevin Hard on the twenty second.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, tell us another funny joke really quick?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenny, do you have more jokes? I did have
Speaker 1: one because I hear you guys all the time. I
Speaker 1: know cold is like me like a little dirty funny jokes,
Speaker 1: but I'm not a say on the air. Well, I's
Speaker 1: hear it is.
Speaker 5: Why is there no pregnant Barbie Doll?
Speaker 1: Why because? Ken?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It's the Pop Culture Minute with Sellin and Cult on
Speaker 3: one on.
Speaker 4: One point three.
Speaker 1: Kd W b Oh, I'm so stressed out worried about
Speaker 1: Justin Baldoni. He is, uh, of course, on a podcast
Speaker 1: this week talking about how tired, anxious, and stressed out
Speaker 1: he is. He says he needs to heal from an
Speaker 1: intense here, admitting he's exhausted and anxious from a bunch
Speaker 1: of stress would be why are you on the podcast?
Speaker 4: I guess he's got to keep up, dude. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest when you go.
Speaker 2: When you go to his Instagram, right, it looks so wholesome,
Speaker 2: he's got the perfect family.
Speaker 4: Like everybody.
Speaker 1: You know that the people who look the most perfect
Speaker 1: on social media are the ones with the most skeleton.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And then you go to the comments and everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I love you, like it's a team team Macaroni Baldoni.
Speaker 2: And then you go to Blake's and it's the opposite.
Speaker 2: But it's like, you're right, it's something. It's almost like
Speaker 2: two perfect. It's like when you meet someone with so
Speaker 2: much charisma and they're they're nice and happy with everyone.
Speaker 2: So what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you hide?
Speaker 1: And what do you Maybe he is that great? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that there is always a middle
Speaker 1: between stories.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2: I would never leave a woman a seven minute voicemail
Speaker 2: or voicemail just at two am or not like that.
Speaker 1: Do it to me all the time.
Speaker 4: Well you're not.
Speaker 1: You never You've left some weird stuff, but not like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: clarify what are you talking about? Weird stuff You've sent
Speaker 1: like weird not like pervy stuff. But you say weird
Speaker 1: messages like and you think you do stuff when you don't,
Speaker 1: like remember the time that you were asleep and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I put a lot of stuff on the show she
Speaker 1: show sheets where we plan everything, and then when I
Speaker 1: went to look at it, nothing was on the show
Speaker 1: sheet from you, And I was like, Cole, you didn't
Speaker 1: add anything, Like, oh, I think I dreamt I did.
Speaker 1: So you do have some hazy sleepiness that.
Speaker 2: I'm gaving you like seven minute things where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I wish I could, you know, hopefully we can get
Speaker 2: face to face that crazy, Like we have enough.
Speaker 1: Face to face. You have four hours every day. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, that would be crazy. I do think it
Speaker 1: is bizarre if we talk about the big game takeaways.
Speaker 1: I think we you and I you did you did it?
Speaker 1: Didn't like halftime show.
Speaker 4: I can tell you this the last thing people, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll talk about a halftime show.
Speaker 1: Just for a second. We're over it. It's fourth it's
Speaker 1: for twenty the next day, it's almost been in twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. Everyone is beat it to death.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: I actually am scared for Kenneth Lamar, Like some I
Speaker 2: feel like what he did that in the universe, what
Speaker 2: he did is like there's probably gonna be some repercussions.
Speaker 2: I mean, you were stripping a man of his entire
Speaker 2: livelihood and and no he's not.
Speaker 1: No one knew. Is like, Oh, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I think these bad things about Drake. This song has
Speaker 1: been out long enough. And also, I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: the majority of people that didn't know that song before
Speaker 1: claim they have no idea what he's saying the entire
Speaker 1: time anyway, unless they had their closed captions on, and
Speaker 1: they probably don't know who Drake is. They probably still
Speaker 1: think Drake it is from Drake and Josh also the rapper.
Speaker 4: Dude, this is awesome, by the way, I do know
Speaker 4: that so good? Yeah, she is so good?
Speaker 1: Did I mention that?
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Speaker 1: Love it? Steven Twitch His mom is calling out his
Speaker 1: widow Allison. She is not okay with the things she
Speaker 1: said in her book. She went on with Gail King
Speaker 1: in a CBS interview where she talks about like in
Speaker 1: the book it reveals details about a quote cornucopia of
Speaker 1: drugs she found at their home and like a shoe box,
Speaker 1: cornicopia is a plenty, a plenty, and so she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't believe that that's true.
Speaker 1: And she Allison says she wrote the book about twitch
Speaker 1: to raise awareness about mental health issues, and his mom
Speaker 1: was like, you could have handled things better, and she
Speaker 1: worries about the effect it'll have on his kids also
Speaker 1: and his reputation.
Speaker 2: You probably definitely wrote the book for the money, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think you care about it, She says.
Speaker 1: All the money's proceeds are going to like a charity,
Speaker 1: but their charity that gets a little money. I agree
Speaker 1: that people find a way to make things pretty muddy.
Speaker 1: And also we don't know if she got is all
Speaker 1: the money from the sales go to the charity, but
Speaker 1: Alison received money from the publishing company to write the book,
Speaker 1: the book tour Getting Your Money. You know, there are
Speaker 1: lots of questions. The Bachelorette is taking a break. ABC
Speaker 1: will not schedule the reality show with typically, which particularly
Speaker 1: prepares in July. Yeah, but they didn't say why I
Speaker 1: need bi upset. They did say Bachelor and Paradise returns
Speaker 1: this summer. It had a hiatus last year because of
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette spin offs. They said The
Speaker 1: Bachelorette is not canceled. It will return within a year. Wow,
Speaker 1: and don't forget we're right in the middle of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor season, which I forgot that was even the thing.
Speaker 1: The third episode of Grant Ellis's season is tonight. I
Speaker 1: don't care about any of this. All I care about
Speaker 1: is Love is Blind on Friday. By the way, breaking news.
Speaker 3: Thanks for the drum roll.
Speaker 1: Gave it to myself. We have exciting guests coming up
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Speaker 1: They're going to be on the show on Thursday. Friday,
Speaker 1: we have one of the cast members from the new
Speaker 1: season of Love Is Blind, Ben joining the show. Oh
Speaker 1: so we're going to talk about that because the whole
Speaker 1: Twin City season launches on Netflix on Friday. So Ben
Speaker 1: from the new season, he is going to join us.
Speaker 1: We're very excited to have these guests coming up and
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Speaker 3: On one point three katiewb.
Speaker 1: One on one point three katiewb Allan and Colts Animal Encounters.
Speaker 1: Animals be crazy, especially if they have rabies. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're crazy because they're possessive.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 1: Earlier today, we shared a story in our Unbelievable Story
Speaker 1: of the Day about a blind, bisexual goose who found
Speaker 1: himself in a love triangle he did not ask for.
Speaker 4: And it suck because he took care of the kids
Speaker 4: and then they abandoned him and he was just on
Speaker 4: the outs and it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: It was rough.
Speaker 2: It was rough out there. Some people just get played
Speaker 2: a bad hands, you know, or bad wing. I came
Speaker 2: across a photo of me hugging a bear.
Speaker 1: Everything about that seems accurate.
Speaker 2: No, when I was a child, I was like, because
Speaker 2: I block out a lot of stuff, I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: We had a pet parakeet for fourteen years. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember a bird at all.
Speaker 1: A lot of people block out trauma.
Speaker 2: So I'm hugging this bear and I was like, is
Speaker 2: that me? Like, yeah, dude, we took you up, you know,
Speaker 2: up north of Michigan to the bear farm.
Speaker 1: What the sad part is those things exists lots of places,
Speaker 1: most of them are normal now where you no longer
Speaker 1: get to hug and get like selbies with the animals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like quote unquote sanctuaries.
Speaker 4: Seems normal seven year old should be hugging a bear.
Speaker 1: Well, typically people go to like Mexico and they have
Speaker 1: photos of them with a tiger, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: do realize they're heavily sedating that tiger and it's actually
Speaker 1: an awful life. So you can get a photo with
Speaker 1: a tiger or the monkey is chained that you're getting.
Speaker 4: A photo with probably what happened.
Speaker 1: So maybe let's think about that before we go mounted
Speaker 1: dolphin and ride its back, which was not what a
Speaker 1: dolphin was made for for you to get a photo
Speaker 1: Sandra on its back.
Speaker 4: Okay, but also let me just say this.
Speaker 1: Yeah I have, by the way, I have a photo
Speaker 1: with a monkey in Mexico and then I you live
Speaker 1: and you learn, right, I learned like, oh this is
Speaker 1: not good, So like I gotta stop doing the photoops
Speaker 1: with monkeys.
Speaker 4: There is a term bear hug, So maybe we are
Speaker 4: supposed to hug bears. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, don't think so why is it a
Speaker 4: bear hug?
Speaker 1: Why so cute? If not to hug? Right, But we
Speaker 1: do animal encounters, not to shame you. Actually, we've had
Speaker 1: people call in who have gone to see like the
Speaker 1: bears up north here. One guy was mounted by a bear,
Speaker 1: and that's part of what happens. Sometimes it's more of
Speaker 1: just like funny, well it is. Well, remember the woman
Speaker 1: last week and she said, like a dog humped her head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was unfortunate.
Speaker 1: My dog Frank's been up so much lately. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: want to get your animal encounters six five one nine
Speaker 1: eight nine kd WB. I think we have someone on
Speaker 1: the phone, now, what's yours?
Speaker 7: Hi? So one day I woke up to my cat
Speaker 7: who knocked a glass.
Speaker 5: Base off my counter, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 5: he turned into spidy cat and he was jumping on
Speaker 5: the fridge, counters, covers up on my wire like great,
Speaker 5: in front of my cabinet, and I look up and
Speaker 5: all of a sudden, a bad just like boots my head.
Speaker 5: I booked it out the door and left them damn.
Speaker 1: Kids in the house.
Speaker 7: I did not come back until my e bag came
Speaker 7: from an hour and a half away to get the
Speaker 7: bat out of all.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's great. Wait, actual kids, Your actual
Speaker 1: children were in there. Yes, Oh gosh, that's crazy. Are
Speaker 1: you doing a deathly fear of bats or something?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was the scariest thing that's ever
Speaker 5: happened to me.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, well, thank you for calling me share.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Probably scary for your children to be a leftime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would know. There's screams you hit them through
Speaker 1: the door. Okay, it can be like that or something
Speaker 1: totally different. If you had an animal encounter, give us
Speaker 1: a call. Sixty five one nine eight nine Katie w B.
Speaker 1: One oh one point three Katie w B. But fallon
Speaker 1: and cold animal encounters. Got this text after my two
Speaker 1: young grandsons leave. My little dog always goes upstairs and
Speaker 1: just humps away. I think he has to get stress
Speaker 1: out or something.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, I'm gonna happens.
Speaker 1: I guess he's shocking for very shocking. We want to
Speaker 1: hear your animal encounters. You can call six five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine, Katie w B. What's yours?
Speaker 7: My honeymoon? My husband and I we were waiting in
Speaker 7: the ocean. So we were like knee deep in the ocean, okay,
Speaker 7: and they were stingrays swimming around everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, one decides to swim straight towards me. No speed, Nope,
Speaker 1: I hand it out for you.
Speaker 7: Like three inches away. It turned. I of course read
Speaker 7: down screams, so that's probably scared it away.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was scary. Oh so it's just coming
Speaker 1: and trying to intimidate you, and you screamed and it
Speaker 1: actually were okay okay, so no steak.
Speaker 7: For me, No it happening, Okay.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you got to let them know whose boss, who's
Speaker 4: the alpha?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was on one of those catamarans one time, snorkeling
Speaker 2: off the coast flex ilm a brag.
Speaker 4: Mike, and they're like yelling at me. They're like do
Speaker 4: watch out, watch out?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, they're like jellyfish and I turn
Speaker 2: it's right there, but you gotta like square up, like dude,
Speaker 2: I'll smack you.
Speaker 4: I was like, listen, I'll take you out. I don't
Speaker 4: want to. I'll drown. Can they drown? I'll do something.
Speaker 4: I'll hold you above the water. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to be a part of that. Thank you
Speaker 1: for calling and sharing. Hi, Katie w. B.
Speaker 7: When I was little, I went camping in the Boundary
Speaker 7: waters with my dad and my brother. Yea twice this
Speaker 7: happened to me. A flog in the middle of the night,
Speaker 7: dark as night jumped in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait wait, okay, you do know that
Speaker 2: was your brother, right, No, your brother definitely did that.
Speaker 1: Wait let me whine. First of all, we have we've
Speaker 1: determined you're an open mouthed sleeper. Shut the hell up.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, the snoring. Just shut
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 7: Well, my dad thought it was a mouse, but we
Speaker 7: found the evidence once but the second time very well
Speaker 7: could have been brother's left hand. Like, I don't know,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think your brother is putting frog in your mouth
Speaker 4: when you sleep.
Speaker 1: That was Wait, what was the evidence that you determined
Speaker 1: the frog instead of the mouse?
Speaker 7: Well it was there was a frog obviously. Ever since then, yeah,
Speaker 7: ever since then, I am terrified. My kids make fun
Speaker 7: of me because I am terrified of frogs. And it's
Speaker 7: not so much the frog, it's like the leaping like, yeah, leg, yeah.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Get me, Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: You have the PTSD from that and you understand that. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 4: thank you sir, thank you frog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rivid he what's your animal encounter story?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So when I was a baby, we used to have
Speaker 1: a parakeet named up at Ease, and it used.
Speaker 7: To dive me in our crib, in my crib.
Speaker 1: Wait, they let the bird just hang out in your
Speaker 1: baby bedroom. Yeah, right, like, just let's go see what
Speaker 1: this kid's up too. And so one day I was
Speaker 1: like getting my diaper change or something, and I was
Speaker 1: on the bed and that bird got too close to
Speaker 1: me and I got my hands on it.
Speaker 7: And I'm one years old, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I take the bird and imagine I'm like
Speaker 1: flapping it side to side across my body.
Speaker 2: Hitting it against the bed, and apparently.
Speaker 1: The bird lived. Oh thank god, never dive on me
Speaker 1: in the crib again. Okay, Well you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: happy that I thought this story was going to go
Speaker 1: dark for a second. I didn't like it. No, No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hear that.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, sometimes you gotta teach a bird what's up.
Speaker 2: You gotta tell them listen. I'm new kid on the block,
Speaker 2: but I run this. It ain't about you anymore.
Speaker 1: You are sounds got to be an alpha. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Get your wings out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, Well, thank you for calling and sharing one
Speaker 1: one three, KATIEWB. Yes, we have more animal counters. I
Speaker 1: don't stop, baby. You can call with your six five
Speaker 1: one nine eight nine Katie w B. Now, I know
Speaker 1: yours is about your dog. Tell me a little bit
Speaker 1: about your dog.
Speaker 7: Are the dog like overpowers everybody in the whole family?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? He was, and he thinks he's like the
Speaker 1: size of Toila.
Speaker 7: Then he gets through his horny stage and he wants
Speaker 7: to help my brother. Oh god, but every time my
Speaker 7: brother walks in the house.
Speaker 1: And he's sitting on the couch, he's like always trying
Speaker 1: to help his wife.
Speaker 2: Now send me a picture of your brothers. No, it's
Speaker 2: so weird because I want to see if it's valid.
Speaker 7: Brother was just gross and it was.
Speaker 1: Just so funny.
Speaker 7: I like literally watching one day and my brother's like, Tony, guys,
Speaker 7: dog is like save me crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I couldn't handle that.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, Katie w B. With your animal encounter story.
Speaker 7: So this was last summer. I was in La Joya Beach, California.
Speaker 1: Nice some friends and we were working to her and
Speaker 1: we were biking our way back up.
Speaker 5: We stopped to look over at one of the beaches
Speaker 5: where a lot of the seals were hanging out, and.
Speaker 7: Of course there was a bunch of people, just people
Speaker 7: in on the beach, and.
Speaker 5: This huge male sea lion came out of the water,
Speaker 5: probably three times the size of any of the others.
Speaker 5: And I started recording a video, and this seal came
Speaker 5: up and like approached the people and then charged a
Speaker 5: whole group into the water, and I ended up going
Speaker 5: viral on kicktok Oh my god.
Speaker 7: It was on like random news.
Speaker 5: Stories all over the world because I gave rice for
Speaker 5: a company.
Speaker 7: To like sell it to me. It was it was crazy.
Speaker 1: You need a dm us. You need a dm US
Speaker 1: at the video, Okay, so we can share it on
Speaker 1: our stories too. It's fallin and calls on Instagram.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I'll send it to you in like just
Speaker 7: two minutes.
Speaker 5: I'm pulling up to the hockey rink, good old Minnesota hockey.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got it, awesome, Okay, Well, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1: One on one point three k d wbs Fallin and
Speaker 1: Cult time for the one K wordplay.
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 7: Emily?
Speaker 4: Emily? How are you? Things are good?
Speaker 2: Just trying to figure out whether or not you're trying
Speaker 2: to win one thousand pennies?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Emily. The big question is who do you
Speaker 1: want to team up with? Me or Cult today?
Speaker 2: Bomb you?
Speaker 1: Okay, fling Emily got this dude, that's.
Speaker 4: A dope lion bracelet. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, Emily, here's the thing. I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: the first word. You just tell me whatever word comes
Speaker 2: to your mind, or whatever word you think Fallil will choose. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: first word sour, good, Pacific.
Speaker 7: Ocean, chess I'm sorry, can repeat.
Speaker 4: That, yeah, chess game. And the last word is sub
Speaker 4: Samlis Yeah all right, Valin Bally Ali Oxen free La
Speaker 4: la la la la la.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm back.
Speaker 4: Sour. What first word sour?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna this is not my guest because
Speaker 1: it's it's multiple words. I was gonna sour patch kids,
Speaker 1: I was gonna go with sour. Great, No, it's not
Speaker 1: it sour it's not my guest. Sour apple sang it.
Speaker 7: Skittle.
Speaker 6: Oh Pacific Ocean chess game is what I said? I
Speaker 6: said game, subboy, No.
Speaker 1: Way, that's in the words. That's what I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: sub like marine, no sandwich. Emily, you deserved a lot
Speaker 1: better than when I brought to the table today. I
Speaker 1: am so sorry. That's okay.
Speaker 2: Is there anything you want to say to Ballin No,
Speaker 2: she spared you, she did. Okay, let's talk to you
Speaker 2: about Tom Cruise. What it's one on one point three
Speaker 2: kt W was found Coles thousand dollars right after this.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, that's why why Tom Cruise?
Speaker 4: Did you see him last night before the big game?
Speaker 2: Like it opened up with him talking about like teams
Speaker 2: and legend and legacy.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear him because my party was too loud.
Speaker 1: However I did see him.
Speaker 4: Did we know he was that short?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are we sure?
Speaker 1: I've always known most stars, not most, but a lot
Speaker 1: of stars are pretty short. You don't realize that Prince
Speaker 1: incredibly short. Bruno Mars the shortest I know. I know
Speaker 1: that Tom Cruise so short.
Speaker 4: But one of ours, see Tom, It's like I just
Speaker 4: thought he was like you know.
Speaker 1: It's because he's a force. He's so charismatic. They used
Speaker 1: to say he would like demand Nicole Kidman wear heels,
Speaker 1: and that's true. Like she confirmed it when they got divorced.
Speaker 4: He just never see his feet.
Speaker 1: No, she made it a joke when they got divorced.
Speaker 1: She went on a late night show and so you
Speaker 1: got divorced, and she's like caught a caught off guard
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, but I can wear high heels now.
Speaker 4: All right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And there were rumors that he would wear like
Speaker 1: little lifts and his shoes or like in love scenes
Speaker 1: with like an actress, you wouldn't see the feet because
Speaker 1: he'd be standing on a box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so fun. I would not be able to
Speaker 2: take myself seriously if I was doing that.
Speaker 1: If I was walking there. You're just fortunate that you're
Speaker 1: a tall man. That's disrespectful to short man. Was short
Speaker 1: man he it. Yeah, but you don't what.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just love who you are. You don't have
Speaker 4: to put lifts in just accept that.
Speaker 1: That's I'm going to defend men if they want to
Speaker 1: put lifts in their shoes, as long as the woman
Speaker 1: there with nose because that'd be false advertising. It's just
Speaker 1: like if I wanted to get a fake set of boobs.
Speaker 1: That stopped it the weird time that got Quiet's saying
Speaker 1: he men should be able to put lips in their
Speaker 1: shoes of women, can you know want to get breast
Speaker 1: and plants?
Speaker 4: Say?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 4: I have a theory. It wasn't really Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is going to lead somewhere. See
Speaker 1: his face, No, yeah.
Speaker 2: It didn't look like he just I've been all tired.
Speaker 2: I'm not accepting that he's getting old or he's getting tired.
Speaker 1: He's like ninety seven years old and he still looks fifty.
Speaker 2: Let him make years ago he just had a six
Speaker 2: pack on the beach and top gun and now he's
Speaker 2: walking around all short.
Speaker 4: With a puffy face. Oh my god, that's not Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Everyone, Okay, that is a thing in Hollywood when you
Speaker 1: when you get older, you stop lot. You start losing
Speaker 1: the collagen and stuff in your face. That's why your
Speaker 1: face gets more sunken in. So these older celebrities put
Speaker 1: filler in their face and they go overboard and then
Speaker 1: they look too puffy. Why do I know all of this?
Speaker 1: I need a hobby and a job and a life.
Speaker 1: The fact that I knew that Nicole Kidman reference and this,
Speaker 1: Oh I got a look in the mirror. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is I can't remember how to get home sometimes geographically,
Speaker 1: but I know this stuff was probably three heat.
Speaker 3: Today's trending with Felon and cold on one on one WB.
Speaker 1: Everybody's talking about halftime show, this Super Bowl of Apps.
Speaker 1: Don't care? How about the Puppy Bowl. The fact that
Speaker 1: the most valuable puppy was a Minnesota puppy. That's where
Speaker 1: a little colleie named Foxtrot. Yeah, we do it best
Speaker 1: from pet Haven of Minnesota. And let us not forget
Speaker 1: another puppy on the same team named Potato, also from
Speaker 1: pet Haven. Was uh was on that. That's cute. It's
Speaker 1: so cute.
Speaker 4: It's Tato's such.
Speaker 2: A great name. I love when dogs are like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's your dog's name, sandwich. Awesome, love it.
Speaker 1: I had a dog. We fostered dogs last year and
Speaker 1: they were Potato and gravy. Yeah it was, but Tato
Speaker 1: was short Tato and gravy very very cute. Uh. They
Speaker 1: say that the young people they don't use punctuations, so
Speaker 1: when you use like a period at the end of
Speaker 1: the center. Gen xers think that you're angry or aggressive
Speaker 1: and they don't like it, so like pull back on it.
Speaker 1: I always think like if someone writes like one word
Speaker 1: with a period, I'm like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, are we fighting?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do we meet out back?
Speaker 4: That's like a smack to the face. You do one
Speaker 4: more period.
Speaker 1: It did feel like that it was a little disrespectful. Honestly,
Speaker 1: there are certain people that do it frequently, so I
Speaker 1: need to contact them. And that is your trending. I
Speaker 1: will say one more quick thing we do have been
Speaker 1: from Love is Blind the Minneapolis season joining us Friday
Speaker 1: on the show as that season kicks off. And then
Speaker 1: there are a couple of police officers from Bloomy Tin
Speaker 1: who went viral with the video. They're joining us on Thursday,
Speaker 1: and that is your trending.
Speaker 2: One k't with b with buon of Colts. I dude,
Speaker 2: one of my friends did this. I was so I
Speaker 2: was so mad at first, but I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what, this makes sense. What there's somebody in our
Speaker 2: friend group who never brings anything. They're a moocher. Every
Speaker 2: friend group has that they show up empty handed.
Speaker 1: They know which friend it is. You've told me this before.
Speaker 2: They enjoy all the beverages, all the food. Em right, Yes,
Speaker 2: so what do we do this time?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Would you do?
Speaker 4: I wasn't able to go to the party because I
Speaker 4: had an illness.
Speaker 1: But what I heard is, hold on, you were at
Speaker 1: a party and you didn't tell me about it.
Speaker 2: There was a big game party, but I was out
Speaker 2: with noravirus or some of them my onia or like, so,
Speaker 2: I don't know some sort of sipping. I don't something weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know something's going on with my body.
Speaker 4: So anyways, the friend group what they did to my friend.
Speaker 2: They told this person there's a ten dollars cover and
Speaker 2: then the host is going to go around and buy
Speaker 2: all the food for everybody. Yeah, so everybody pitches in
Speaker 2: ten dollars. Smart, except she was the only one that
Speaker 2: had to pitch in ten dollars. You didn't bring anything,
Speaker 2: I mean they didn't bring anything. They didn't bring anything.
Speaker 1: How as an adult, do you not realize that you
Speaker 1: are a mooch? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Or you do acknowledge it and you're like, this is
Speaker 4: just who I am.
Speaker 1: I'm getting away with this, this is I'm living my
Speaker 1: best life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mooch mooch one last time though, and then
Speaker 4: now there's a cover fee for this friend.
Speaker 1: I love that. It's like when you tell your friend
Speaker 1: we're all meeting at six because they're always late, and
Speaker 1: really you had to meet at seven. That's so smart.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I got to start doing that. By the way, colet
Speaker 1: this show. Now we're going to be pitch