Speaker 1: Finally we're here. Well, what do you say looks pretty fancy? Huh?
I know I said it before, but thanks again for
coming along on this trip on such short notice. It
would have ruined my entire vacation if I had to
come here on my own. I'm still not quite over
how Hannah canceled on me last minute, Like Andy doesn't
need you. He has a cold, Like he's lying down,
he's not in the ICU. Why are guys such babies
when they get a freaking cold? Oh, I'm ranting. Sorry, Sorry, sorry, Okay,
I'll stop. Don't worry. I Am not going to ruin
our entire vacation with my belly aching, deep breath, grumby
me off holiday MEI on ah, that feels good. I
like being Holidamie. Just you wait. The two of us
are gonna have such an awesome leak ahead of us.
I know that we're gonna have so much fun together.
Hannah and I had so many activities planned, like tomorrow
we're gonna have a spa day with massages and skin
treatments and aroma therapy. It's gonna be amazing. And then
the day after we're gonna go shopping. What do you mean, Oh,
don't you dare bail on me too? Yes, of course
you have to come along. I need a new bikini
for summer. And since I don't have Hannah to advise me,
you're gonna have to tell me what looks good on me. Yeah,
I'm serious. Hey are you all right? You look a
bit queasy? Was it the long car ride? They can
sometimes get me queasy too. It's totally normal, nothing to
be ashamed of. Okay, it's probably for the best that
we get to our rooms soon. We'll just have to
pick up our key card and oh, hi, yes we
have a reservation. Yep, that's us, Thank you very much.
Oh that was refreshingly uncomplicated. Hey what are you waiting for?
Are you coming? No, you don't. I already picked up
our key card. I mean you just saw me pick
up our key card. You are standing right next to me.
So what do you mean your card? Oh, like a
second card for our room. Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
I mean, we're gonna be together more or less twenty
four to seven, but I think it might make sense
just in case. What do you mean, of course we're
going to share a room. I always share a room
with Hannah when we're on one of our BFF getaways. Now,
come on, Oh wow, you look super flustered right now.
The long car ride must have gotten to you worse
than we thought. Huh, but don't you work. You know what,
as soon as we're all settled in and unpacked, we'll
go to the sauna together. You will feel like a
completely new person after that. Believe me. There it is
one oh three. That's us. Wait, what's this? Uugh bummer?
It's one of those rooms with two separate beds. All right, okay,
help me help me. If we get this night stand
out of the way, I think we can just push
these two together and turn two small beds into one
big one. What are you waiting for? You expect me
to move these bed frames around by myself. Give me
a hand. Yeah, of course we'll push them together. I mean,
look at them. One of them is never gonna be
big enough for the two of us. So then you
take the head of the bed frame and I'll take
the Yes, we have to. Okay, genius, how am I
supposed to snuggle you tonight? When you're all the way
over there? Now, get your butt over here and help
me with this bed already. Yeah, of course we're gonna snuggle.
Why do you think I brought you? Okay, okay, I
also brought you to tell me what bikini I look
best in and to have someone to talk to in
the more bath. Yeah, we're taking a more bath together.
We have one scheduled for tomorrow at twelve pm. Of
course we're gonna be naked. Are you planning on taking
a more bath with your clothes on? Do you usually
take baths in your swimming trunks? You're weird? Now help
me with this bed finally, okay on three one two three?
H Okay, that's way better. So do you want to
take the right side or the left one? Actually it
doesn't really matter all that much because I'm gonna be
nestled up to you either way. I can't believe we're
finally here together. This is gonna be so awesome. Oh
my gosh, I really needed this. So then, how about it?
Do you want to go to the sauna with me? Hmm? Okay,
maybe you're right. Maybe we should have dinner first. It's
getting late and I don't know when the kitchen closes.
All right, come on, buddy, let's go grab a bite. Oh,
and stop looking so anxious. We're on vakishan here. You're
finally done showering. Dude, you've been in there for longer
than I was. I didn't think that was physically possible.
You're probably in opposition to some law of nature something.
Oh all right, I'm not gonna lie. I might have
overdone it with dinner. It's probably for the best that
we didn't go to the sauna afterwards. I might have
fallen asleep in there and then you would have had
to carry me all the way here. Did you like
those grilled vegetables though, because, my god, they were awesome.
I'm definitely gonna get them again. Hey, what are you
waiting for? Get in here? I had way too long
of a car ride and a few too many grilled veggies.
I need tummy rubs right now. What do you mean? Yes,
of course I want to. Why wouldn't I wait? Wait, wait,
have you been in the bathroom this whole time trying
to weasel out of snuggling with me? Wow? For that alone,
I'm gonna steal all your bacon strips off your plate
tomorrow at breakfast. Okay, yeah, I mean I would have
done that anyway, but now I will not apologize for it.
Get in here finally? Now is that so bad? Man?
What even is your problem? I snuggle with Hannah all
the time on our BFF getaways and it's never been weird,
well except for me that one time. I well, that's
a story for another time. Never mind, for now, it's
cuttle time. Any preferred cuddle positions like big spoon, little spoon,
head on your chest? I mean, we have six nights
out of us so we can try out all kinds
of stuff, or maybe you already have a favorite and
you just want to Will you stop it already? Your
uncooperative behavior is starting to irk me. Fine, if you
don't want to pick, I will here h a good
old fashioned bear hug. Hopefully this will keep you from
China sneak off on me? Hey? Which is saraha? Is
there a spider on the ceiling? Because if so, I
hope you're aware that I will insist that you get
up and I will not get back into the bed
until you catch it. No, then what is it? Are
you trying not to look at me? Come on, eyes
on me? There we go? Hi? How do you like
my pajamas? Are they cute little bird pajamas. My mom
used to buy these for me when I was a kid,
and I guess she expected me to stop wearing them
at some point, but I was like, why, I'm not
that tall, and they actually still make them in my size.
Plus they're super comfy and fluffy. Here, feel super fluffy? Right? Oh,
come on, stop squirming so much. It's pretty late already
and we have a long day ahead of us. We
should go to sleep now. But jes So, you know
I move around a lot in my sleep, so if
you wake up with me on top of you, don't worry.
It's normal. Oh and one more thing. Apparently I'm a
sleep nibbler. I just thought I should tell you. It's
nothing bad. I promise I've never like bit anything off
or whatever. Okay, okay, So last year Anna complained that
she couldn't sleep all night because apparently I was chewing
on one of her ears the entire time. So if
you have any body parts that you don't want nibbled,
maybe just keep them away from my face. Otherwise I
can't guarantee anything. Henny, stay here, stop trying to shake
me off. Are you that afraid of some nibbles? Come on,
he needs you to keep me warm. Put your arms
around me already. Don't make me do all the work.
Hug me back. I want rubs. This is serious. I
need you to cuddle me. If you don't cuddle me enough,
I might get nightmares. And when I sleep, a nibbler
gets nightmares, they might get chompy. You don't want me
to chomp you in the middle of the night, do you? Mmm? See? So?
Then back rubs, and maybe you could wrap your legs
around me as well. I like getting squeezed a little.
Why are you making such a fuss? I thought we
were friends. Don't you like me? Then you wouldn't want
to spend the first night of our vacation alone and unsnuggled? Right? No,
come on, I'm really tired. We could talk tomorrow. For now,
just cuddle me a little, okay, good night? Hmm huh?
Are you awake? What time is it? Oh? Did I
nibble in your ear? Among other things? What you mean? Oh? No,
I didn't buy you or anything, did I? Oh? I'm
so sorry. Do you want me to kiss it better? No? No, no, no,
don't worry. I'm awake now. I told you I'm asleep. Nibbler,
but I don't bite people unless I'm explicitly asked too.
I promise it's all right. Are you sure? Okay, then
let's just go back to sleep. Okay, Hey, you entangled
yourself from me. Can you wrap your legs around me again?
I promise I won't bite you again. I only do
that when I get nightmares, and I only get nightmares
when I don't get snuggled sufficiently. So, if anything, this
is your own fault for not rubbing my back enough.
You should try to do better this time. Hey, what
is it? I mean, no offense, but I cannot help
but get the impression that you're somehow uncomfortable cuddling me.
And I don't get it. Don't you like me? I mean,
we're best friends. We've known each other for years, and
I did think that you were rather excited when I
invited you to go on this vacation with me. You
didn't have to come if you didn't really want to. Oh,
I just thought it would be fun if it was
the two of us, and oh, you do. That's great.
But if you like me and you're happy to come
on this trip, then why are you so uptight about
cuddling with me. How is it awkward we're best friends.
If you can't snuggle with me, who can you snuggle with?
Of course friends can snuggle. I snuggle with Hannah every
time we have a sleepover. Oh you think so, I've
never looded it that way before, So that means we
shouldn't even if we're best friends. Oh hmm, that's really bad.
I mean I brought you along because I needed someone
to snuggle so I won't get nightmares. But as it
turns out, I can't snuggle with you since we're best friends,
because snuggling with your best friend is awkward apparently. Okay,
So is there anything I can do to make it
less awkward for you? Hm? Tricky? Oh? I know. You
could simply fall in love with me. Then snuggling me
would be a lot less awkward. Plus my crush on
you would no longer be this annoyingly one sided. A
perfect solution. Yeah, I have a crush on you. Don't
look so surprised. Wait have I never mentioned it before? Oh?
Oh that would explain a lot. Well. A crush means
that you really like a person and enjoy being together
with them, and you want to be with them more
and Oh, you know what a crush is, then why
did you ask? Yeah, I have a crush on you. Yes,
a crush, crush whatever that means. Is there another kind
of crush like I don't mean to squeeze you to
the point of breaking you kind of crush, even though
I do want to squeeze you, just not that much.
Like I want to keep you in one piece. I
need you to carry my shopping bags when we go
to the mall together after all. Sorry, Oh, I don't know,
maybe a year or so. I mean, it's not something
that you mark on your calendar like July first, Grandma's birthday,
July second, dentist at five pm July third. Fall in
love with your best friend. It just happens, like one
day you realize, Hey, I feel really warm and happy
around them, and I think about them a lot when
we're not together, and I want to do a couple stuff,
you know, But I would say it's somewhere in the
one year ballpark. Wait, you have a crush on me too,
But then why were you so awkward about cuddling with me?
You are weird. Hey, wait, if you have a crush
on me and I have a crush on you can
we be like together now, you know, like as a couple.
M really amazing. That means we can kiss and stuff right.
Oh my gosh, you're making a face again. Don't you
want to? You do? Okay? Good? Come here? Hm? Why
didn't we do this ages? You know, all of a sudden,
I'm not that miffed that Hannah ditched me for her
running nosed boyfriend. I mean, I still get my cuddles
and back grubs, and in addition, I get you. I
call that quite an upgrade. As much as I'd love
to keep kissing you, it's already late. We should probably
try and catch some sleep now, but we can definitely
kiss again tomorrow. Hey, Honeybun, Is it okay if I
call you honeybun? So? Now that we're you know, together,
can I nibble you again? A? Can? I love you?
Good night? Honeybun? Whoy oh ho