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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the cultop cryptis Strange ofcounters of frogs and lizards,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all

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<v Speaker 1>their victims. Murray, pictures captured by shot witness, ufloes breaking

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<v Speaker 1>laws of physics, Pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre world that.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in. So sit back, relax, laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Tom Thompson, Costenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about

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<v Speaker 4>some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this

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<v Speaker 4>wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The

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<v Speaker 4>curtains are open, we're checking tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Out the door.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about to get strange, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Welcome everybody to the podcast. Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, y'all, we're getting we're getting back into it.

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<v Speaker 3>I am one of your hosts, Tom Kat aka Tom Thompson,

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<v Speaker 3>otherwise known as.

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<v Speaker 2>Cringe ass Bitch. Yes you are a cringy ass bitch.

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<v Speaker 5>And I am another one of your hosts, Reverend Kaiju

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<v Speaker 5>aka Anton aka.

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<v Speaker 2>The person who helps Tom spell yes, no, Google does

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<v Speaker 2>that for me. It's not doing a good job. Did I?

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<v Speaker 5>Still, I'll happily relinquish that title over to Google.

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<v Speaker 2>And take them. Let them take the blame. I spell

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<v Speaker 2>probed right, Yes you did, did I? But but you

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<v Speaker 2>spelled butt wrong. It's b you t T I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to make your spell it motherfucker for

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<v Speaker 2>all the people that's listening.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have I have one of those cinema signs,

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<v Speaker 3>and I put aliens prode my butt for this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>And for all of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 5>Tom also has a probe in his butt, which you

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<v Speaker 5>can't see right now, but it's it's there, and it's blinking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about the size, Bro, you gotta upgrade your butt plug.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too small. Don't be. I thought you're gonna pull

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<v Speaker 2>out like a fucking black huge deal. You get yourself

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<v Speaker 2>one of these, buddy. No, I don't, I don't shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't none of that. But I'm not. That ain't

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<v Speaker 2>my flavor.

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<v Speaker 5>But I did bring some special friend of ours that

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<v Speaker 5>our listeners will remember and our viewers will remember.

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<v Speaker 2>For this episode in particular. Okay, let me go get

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<v Speaker 2>them really quick. Okay, my god, this stupid. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>guess what I'm drinking on? Is it a Gin and Tonic? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you are correct, sir, You are correct sir. For all

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<v Speaker 2>of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 5>Tom's actually just a gigantic fan of Missus McMurray from

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<v Speaker 5>Letter Kenny.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never even seen that show, page show. He's always

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get some cocksuck and G and T's m

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<v Speaker 2>that is delicious. That is I know, not astray for

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<v Speaker 2>this episode, bro, I'm fucking ready.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's get into some crazy, weird teenage jungle abduction.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about world leaders either, folks.

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<v Speaker 3>I still have some Express, so I'm gonna get on that.

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<v Speaker 3>And like I said on the one episode, we have

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<v Speaker 3>X certain episodes that weren't up to the low standards

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<v Speaker 3>that we do have, So we will be recovering some

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<v Speaker 3>very big cases and episodes that got a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>big downloads even though they weren't up to my standards,

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<v Speaker 3>which are very low. But be prepared because we got

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<v Speaker 3>one coming soon with Billy that's gonna be pretty exciting

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<v Speaker 3>and I think you guys will dig it. I got

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<v Speaker 3>some Potapple Express in my pen and guess what I

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<v Speaker 3>just watched on Monday again.

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<v Speaker 2>Back door, solet's nine. Uh no, that was last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Mars Attacks. Nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice, I'm not putting my tattoo up to the screen.

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<v Speaker 5>All I have to say is fuck Pete Davidson. I

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<v Speaker 5>had a Mars Attack tattoo way before he did. I

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<v Speaker 5>like Pete Davidson. My only beef with him is that,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, he has some Mars Attacks tattoo, and anyone

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<v Speaker 5>that got one after I got one is obviously inferior.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fucking Kim Kardashian's gargantuan ass. It's ridiculously he fuck

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<v Speaker 3>a hob at all he wants. I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so weird, like Chelsea, Like the new season of the

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<v Speaker 3>Kardashians came on, like fucking Disney Plus, which is so weird,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, right, it's through, it's through.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know all of the stupid things they go now.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, it's just like, shoot, I was editing and

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<v Speaker 3>she was watching it, and I'm like, it just looks unnatural,

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<v Speaker 3>so unnatural.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking weird. Her ass. Yes, isn't it cosmetic? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>of course it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it is fucking it's massive, and when it's photoshopped

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<v Speaker 3>looks nice. But if you see her listen like everyday

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<v Speaker 3>bikinis she's got it looks all sorts of gross.

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<v Speaker 5>It's whatever. I got some cherry kool aid. Oh, that's awesome,

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<v Speaker 5>pipe and smoke. For our listeners, this is being recorded

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<v Speaker 5>on four twenty one, so you'll have to excuse me.

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<v Speaker 5>But yesterday was, as the kids said, thirty years ago

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<v Speaker 5>off the Hiszye.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we were.

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<v Speaker 3>It was four twenty when the day before we recorded this,

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<v Speaker 3>we actually talked about doing a fun four twenty rant

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<v Speaker 3>style episode, even for the Patriot or just for a

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<v Speaker 3>bonus episode.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got so stone I forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd say, like true stoners, we just procrastinated until it

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<v Speaker 5>was too late.

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<v Speaker 2>So exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I watched Mars Attacks recently, which will be

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<v Speaker 3>coming eventually on to our Unreal reviews on Patreon, so

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<v Speaker 5>Should I I want the listeners to know that they

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<v Speaker 5>still got two out of four hosts working for him,

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<v Speaker 5>and that ain't bad, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's get into an alien abduction in a jungle,

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<v Speaker 3>the jungle calling it the Jungle Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Any Alien Abduction Team Loist Carlos Sera, Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And it took it took me so.

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<v Speaker 5>Long to like remember what this dude's name was, to

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<v Speaker 5>look him up. And every time you said jungle boy,

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<v Speaker 5>in my mind went to jungle book. So I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 5>this dude's name isn't Mowgli, so I can't look that up.

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<v Speaker 2>And dude, you'd be amazed at how little.

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<v Speaker 5>Comes up when you pop ufo Jungle Abduction into the

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<v Speaker 5>search engine, like it's music, it's mostly music.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like, I don't know if I should call it that,

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<v Speaker 3>if I should just call I think I should. Should

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<v Speaker 3>I call it jungle boy alien abduction.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you should call it jungle boogie. Jungle Nah, that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't make sense, jungle boogie. Let's just start. Let's just

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<v Speaker 2>start naming our episodes.

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<v Speaker 5>After fucking weird songs that were in Tarantino flicks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let me know, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>to name this yet. Alien abduction in the Jungle, Jungle,

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<v Speaker 3>Anium abduction, jungle boy gets abducted by aliens.

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<v Speaker 2>Bung hole in the jungle.

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<v Speaker 3>You never give good suggestions when I ask you for them.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about it's a great suggestion. I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>like my suggestions.

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<v Speaker 3>In March nineteen seventy eight, a fisherman was out by

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<v Speaker 3>a river in the state of man O Manahurrah, Brazil.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit that cringe.

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<v Speaker 3>Button already, So cringey Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fucking sweek's good, cringey ass bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Marina, Marina, did you find out how to pronounce this?

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch? Oh? I'm sorry. I thought Google was the person

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<v Speaker 2>shall be helping you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't fucking I do not. I go to Google

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<v Speaker 3>Speak when I have to speak. But I guess I

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<v Speaker 3>am speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, Mara Narrah? How mad? And how I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say that?

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<v Speaker 3>How I'm I'm an English kid that didn't even care

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<v Speaker 3>to fucking learn French because I hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can't even really learn English to be honest, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's because, Uh do I have that yet? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you speak Canadian, I speak American. None of us

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<v Speaker 5>speak English. We speak a variation thereof.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, fucking when's that? Look at me on my

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<v Speaker 3>knees Japanese.

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese Japanese dry knees. Look at these? Yes? What the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck did I say? All Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well it is four twenty two, so uh, let's let's

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<v Speaker 3>get into this. So in Brazil, when there is like

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<v Speaker 3>concentration was broken, this this man, this fishery, this fisherman

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<v Speaker 3>in in nineteen seventy eight, he's out, he's out fishing,

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<v Speaker 3>uh in Brazil, and you know it's concentration. Don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how much concentration you need with fishing. You just have

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<v Speaker 3>to stare at the water and hopefully something pulls on

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<v Speaker 3>your rod.

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<v Speaker 2>No, motherfucker, he's fishing in Brazil. He doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>bass master fucking rod.

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<v Speaker 5>He uses his hands, likely either using his hands a

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<v Speaker 5>net or a spear.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I guess a spear would make sense. And this

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<v Speaker 3>is nineteen seventy eight, So Brazil wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing that well. Brazil is not doing that well right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no wonder. But you know what, as far as

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<v Speaker 3>I know, they're not bought out by the world. They

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<v Speaker 3>can now perform, so we will see they're brought out

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<v Speaker 3>by the cartels. So when his concentration was broken by

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<v Speaker 3>screams from a nearby jungle, gonna give me a Brazilian scream.

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<v Speaker 3>I one thing I gotta say about Brazil is goddamn

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<v Speaker 3>man doude. They have nice looking ladies. They have extremely

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<v Speaker 3>sexy ladies in my opinion. You know a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>them have penises, right, some of them. But it's not

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<v Speaker 3>as bad as Japan. But if you scanned Thailand, same shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you are Japanese listeners, yeah, well, Sue Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>I what up?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? I got I got you on my back still,

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<v Speaker 3>so you know. And they you know, the sexy brazil parades, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if some of them are man. They

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<v Speaker 3>look damn good. Yeah, carnivall, man, their big booties are out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how kids can go to that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they should be allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey, because.

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<v Speaker 5>Most of Europe is not is not founded by a

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<v Speaker 5>bunch of prudes, like fucking Canada and America.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, our spoiled rich kids alarm. The fisherman stopped

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<v Speaker 3>what he was doing, and I didn't give me a

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<v Speaker 3>Brazilian scream yet I did, did you?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm too steady, but I'll give you another one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on han Hi, Oh yeah, I do remember you

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what we does to your brain. You forget things

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<v Speaker 3>in fucking three point five seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Marijuana affects the memory alarm.

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<v Speaker 3>The fisherman stopped what he was doing and ventured into

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<v Speaker 3>the thick, murky underbrush towards the desperate cries, until he

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<v Speaker 3>came to a teenage boy laying there on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, can I get the little SUCKI sucky for five? Bucky?

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<v Speaker 2>Any tenu? Why how do we go from Brazil to Vietnam?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened here? How do you?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Brazil's in Spanish? Spanaish hocks on tensim got.

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<v Speaker 5>I think Brazil speaks Portuguese and Spanish. I think those

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<v Speaker 5>Portugal is near Spain, so I'm probably very wrong. Because

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<v Speaker 3>The boy seemed to be in a rough shape, unable

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<v Speaker 3>don't think you sound like a fucking lawn more starting

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<v Speaker 3>He's an eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Year old boy, not an eighty year old man. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. He got all fucked up by aliens too,

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<v Speaker 3>Whoever this boy was, he seemed to be in a

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<v Speaker 2>When authority is.

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<v Speaker 3>Out dazed, spaced out, you fucking pun spaced out, dazed,

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<v Speaker 3>spaced out, dazed and confused, spaced out.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he got picked up by aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's punny, as ship billy would love that. One

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<v Speaker 3>billy would love it. Because when authorities arrived, they they

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<v Speaker 3>the boy was taken to a hospital, they realized he

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<v Speaker 5>He got out, his molars were ripped out and like

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<v Speaker 5>of radiation burns all over and which, of course, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>anyone familiar with UFO cases was well aware that that

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<v Speaker 5>radiation burns are very common, uh, you know, trait, physiological

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<v Speaker 3>So with other teeth jagged and broken, as Anton said,

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<v Speaker 3>patches of his hair that appeared to have been literally

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<v Speaker 3>and by the time doctors looked at him. He was

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<v Speaker 3>some he was somewhat of like unresponsive and a kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a catatonic state. So he hit that good good Indica,

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<v Speaker 3>hit that good good Indica.

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<v Speaker 2>He got jungle locked instead of couch locked. Is there

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<v Speaker 2>a wee stream with the name jungle and I should

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<v Speaker 2>have smoke there. There has to be, right, there has

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<v Speaker 2>to be. I was gonna say a really bad joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Never mind, so a cancelable joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, he was moved to more of a modern

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<v Speaker 3>medical facility. What do you mean modern They out in

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you know how you have like urgent cares and

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<v Speaker 2>This is having an actual hospital in the city. So

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<v Speaker 5>A village doctor and what have you, which probably just

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<v Speaker 2>But if you needed more advanced stuff like X.

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<v Speaker 5>Rays or facilities to perform surgery, you'd probably have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the doctor's like a city.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, wait, Okay, I see you got very hurt,

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<v Speaker 3>very badly. Can I pee inside your mouth and we'll

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<v Speaker 3>see if that heals it. I pee on everything. I

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<v Speaker 3>peel on pe on snake bites, I pee on broken elbows,

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<v Speaker 3>and somehow it fixes it.

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<v Speaker 2>I am the mere productor Maurine. It is magico.

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like they're like, here's some beeswax. Let

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<v Speaker 2>All right, listeners, I apologize.

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<v Speaker 5>I will have a cough drop because I'm getting over

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<v Speaker 2>Anton got COVID three times in a row, right, totally.

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<v Speaker 5>I got like eighty one fucking vaccines and twelve booster shots.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know how how it's supposed to never get

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<v Speaker 3>So only after a few days did he begin to

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<v Speaker 3>come out of his weird days. Days man days was

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<v Speaker 3>quite strange story to tell.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking strange.

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<v Speaker 3>And so it would begeting one of the weirdest alien

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<v Speaker 3>inbduction accounts Brazil has ever seen. It started as a

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<v Speaker 3>normal day for the always sixteen years old my bad

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<v Speaker 3>sixteen year.

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<v Speaker 5>Old Sierra Carlos Lois Sarah, who in.

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<v Speaker 3>March nineteen seventy eight was near his home in the

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<v Speaker 3>village of Panevla Panevlae and collected Guavo fruit for his family.

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<v Speaker 5>Guavas a great Wien album. And who listens to ween

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like I said, you would have got a very

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<v Speaker 3>along with the strange kid Spencer that came on one

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<v Speaker 3>episode for the If you guys remember this for the

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<v Speaker 3>Mermaid episode, Spencer is a weird child and he tried

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<v Speaker 3>to show me some weird music and I said, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Tom listens to just the most obscure doom rap

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever heard in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I listened to the constant screeching of a hawk,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's what people think. I'm like bopping the rap beats,

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<v Speaker 3>but no, it's just the hawk gets me through my

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<v Speaker 3>day motivated.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how the hawk sounds, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, just like a very sharp Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>So he had he had a weird story, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know it started for him. You know, he's sixteen years old,

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<v Speaker 3>you know who's He's out near his home in this

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<v Speaker 3>village and he's collecting through the area was covered in

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<v Speaker 3>thick jungle, but he had been out there so many

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<v Speaker 3>times before, and Louis, you know, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 3>just another boring day until that.

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<v Speaker 2>Day began to take a strange turn.

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<v Speaker 3>Start with a loud noise like a siren that boomed

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<v Speaker 3>and reverberated amongst the trees.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh was it that kind of siren? Was it a

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<v Speaker 5>temptress of the deep siren?

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<v Speaker 2>Or they can't swim that far? They verge siren?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Forever Purge was in most of the Purge movie suck.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get the fucking fascination with him, other than

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<v Speaker 5>people loving them because they're like, how cool would it

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<v Speaker 5>be if I got to run around killing people?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just it's just it's just a weird new

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<v Speaker 3>genre of like horror movies. It's just like a part

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<v Speaker 3>it's not even that new technically, but no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a post apocalyptic horror movie. It's been done better

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<v Speaker 5>called Escape from New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true. First two not bad. You know, I've

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<v Speaker 3>watched all of them. But you know, I'm a I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a weird horror fan and get ready for that too.

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<v Speaker 3>For horror movies, most of the planet is horror movies,

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<v Speaker 3>but it might venture off ato other things that me

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<v Speaker 3>and Anton have plans, and hopefully one day a billy

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<v Speaker 3>can join in on this fun stuff on the Patreon,

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<v Speaker 3>which he's gonna develop more time.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of his hands, out of his magical hands is

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<v Speaker 3>alien fucking et fingers. He's gonna develop more more time,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're gonna do some commentary on horror movies. So

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<v Speaker 3>the idea we've said it before is you press play

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<v Speaker 3>as soon as we start the movie and you get

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<v Speaker 3>to hear us make fun of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, our commentary tracks, we'll basically be doing riff tracking,

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<v Speaker 5>but I only I can call it riff tracking.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom beat that out. I beat it, I beat it hard,

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<v Speaker 2>beat it, not beat it. I beat it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's true. Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>So, starting with loud noises obviously boom, He's like, what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck is happening? This was not normal sound for

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<v Speaker 3>a jungle one though. Shit obviously not natural, and at

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<v Speaker 3>first Luis thought it might have been an aircraft overhead,

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<v Speaker 3>but when he looked up it would prove to be

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<v Speaker 3>no normal aircraft.

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<v Speaker 5>It was, in fact, a big ass fucking spice ship.

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<v Speaker 3>When Luise peered up through the canopy of the trees

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<v Speaker 3>stretching as far above, stretching far above, he felt nearly

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<v Speaker 3>blind by the intensely bright light. As he stood there,

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<v Speaker 3>fright and wondering what possibly could produce such light, he

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<v Speaker 3>suddenly found that he couldn't move his body. Classic, classic,

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<v Speaker 3>total classic fleet paralysis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, lots lots of time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what time it is right now,

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<v Speaker 3>Luise would claim that something had paralyzed him. He fell

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<v Speaker 3>to the ground, unable to move or even cry out.

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<v Speaker 3>As he layered there helpless, the light began to soar

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<v Speaker 3>of kngeal around him, almost like Cosby's favorite jello pudding.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not the only thing that's congealing when you got

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<v Speaker 5>the Cosby in you, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think he gets still jizz on him? They

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<v Speaker 3>were fucking asleep and then you still had ordered to

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<v Speaker 3>come out like a paddot.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean while they're still asleep?

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<v Speaker 5>You know that would How would them sleeping have anything

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<v Speaker 5>to do with the consistency of Bill Cosby's jizz?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, man, I just thought, like, how can

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<v Speaker 3>you even get hard still? Why isn't he to put

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<v Speaker 3>them asleep. Why isn't he just like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This shit was happening when Cosby was in his thirties

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<v Speaker 2>and forties.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true because Joe Rogan says, you remember stuff in

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking like like the eighties, hearing stories about him.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Joe Rogan wasn't a comedian in the eighties. Joe

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<v Speaker 5>Rogan was still a lad in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe eighties or nineties. May yeah, babe, I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Early when he was on news radio and shit, yeah

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<v Speaker 3>he said not. I swear he said eighties at the

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<v Speaker 3>late eighties maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>But probably. I mean, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure he's spoken to comedians that were around in

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<v Speaker 5>the eighties that like talking.

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<v Speaker 2>He is like, fucking seventy five man looks great though,

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<v Speaker 2>push he's almost sixty other right now, I know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just joking.

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<v Speaker 3>So off of Cosby's come until he was enveloped by

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<v Speaker 3>the jello pudding.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a jello pudding, bro Oh, I got the

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<v Speaker 2>jello pudding and zipples ebbow with my bullding pop. But

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<v Speaker 2>in your ear, Oh, you're gonna love it, Louise. You see.

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<v Speaker 6>I like the way that the sweat glistens off your back,

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<v Speaker 6>and uh, I just want you to know that I've

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<v Speaker 6>made you a beverage because you look like you're sweating

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<v Speaker 6>a lot on this beautiful day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, yep, swallow it all down. I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna pull out the pudding. I'm gonna put it in

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<v Speaker 2>your fucking bore. That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Why he loved pudding Pops so much because he's on

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<v Speaker 3>the commercial all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Because no, it's just hysterea, because he was howking pudding

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<v Speaker 5>Pops all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>What a strange fellow? Wow, when he's a strange man.

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<v Speaker 3>When and when he died, so definitely got the famous dead.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not gonna be a pretty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's not gonna be a famous dead.

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<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be how much do we hate Bill Cosby?

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00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:10.480
<v Speaker 3>You know, the most hated women in America right now

426
00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:14.240
<v Speaker 3>is Jada fucking Smith.

427
00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she should be. She's a fucking whore.

428
00:21:16.599 --> 00:21:21.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's a see you next Tuesday, all right, So yeah,

429
00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:26.359
<v Speaker 3>there you go. So obviously it was enveloped by this goo, this,

430
00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.880
<v Speaker 3>this this substance, and he felt that, you know, lift

431
00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:32.799
<v Speaker 3>his body off the forest floor into the air as something.

432
00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:38.079
<v Speaker 3>We're pulling him towards upward, upward, upward, we go. Now terrified,

433
00:21:38.119 --> 00:21:42.319
<v Speaker 3>the boy continued, is ascend. He's going up into the

434
00:21:42.680 --> 00:21:47.759
<v Speaker 3>into the sky, right through the branches of the canopy

435
00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:51.279
<v Speaker 3>and above the sea of the jungle green. That's when

436
00:21:51.319 --> 00:21:53.880
<v Speaker 3>he finally saw the source of the light. And according

437
00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:57.640
<v Speaker 3>to Louise hovering above him, is it Lewis?

438
00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.799
<v Speaker 2>Is it not? It's Louise Louis.

439
00:22:02.119 --> 00:22:03.759
<v Speaker 5>I mean, there's no way for me to do a

440
00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:05.440
<v Speaker 5>Brazilian without making it super racist.

441
00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:09.480
<v Speaker 2>So Louis, Louis, come back to Chamada. It's Louis. Have

442
00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.759
<v Speaker 2>I been saying Louise or am I just high? I

443
00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:16.160
<v Speaker 2>think it's Louise. No, it's Lewis. What okay?

444
00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:18.319
<v Speaker 3>Fuck this kid's name right, His name is Lewis now

445
00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:21.759
<v Speaker 3>like the kid from fucking Even Stevens. So, according to Lewis,

446
00:22:21.759 --> 00:22:25.880
<v Speaker 3>hovering over the jungle was a large round object with

447
00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.200
<v Speaker 3>a dome top lined with windows along the sides, and

448
00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:31.680
<v Speaker 3>after he was floating to get closer to the craft

449
00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:34.759
<v Speaker 3>and closer to the craft, he claimed that he was

450
00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:38.079
<v Speaker 3>pulled towards this mysterious sphere and right through.

451
00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:40.400
<v Speaker 2>The fucking window he went through the window.

452
00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:43.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because it's just some sort of weird like force

453
00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:46.279
<v Speaker 5>field thing instead of like an actual glass window, as

454
00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:48.000
<v Speaker 5>you or I would call it. It's just you know,

455
00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:52.559
<v Speaker 5>uh like uh membrane of sorts.

456
00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Took me a second to think of the word, but yeah,

457
00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:57.240
<v Speaker 2>a membrane. Trying to think it. What's that movie?

458
00:22:57.240 --> 00:22:59.440
<v Speaker 3>But the guy like it's fucking He's like, I think

459
00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:00.400
<v Speaker 3>it's shot back.

460
00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:02.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's stupid that movie.

461
00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:07.119
<v Speaker 3>Dumbass guy from fucking tool Time, Tim Tim Allen.

462
00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.799
<v Speaker 5>If you're gonna sit there and talk shit about Galaxy Quest,

463
00:23:10.839 --> 00:23:12.240
<v Speaker 5>I'm leaving this podcast right now.

464
00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:15.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I actually watched that recently and it's still pretty good.

465
00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.359
<v Speaker 2>It's a weird one. It's a weird movie. It's it's

466
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:18.880
<v Speaker 2>very weird.

467
00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.480
<v Speaker 5>But the best part about the DVD is there's a

468
00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:26.119
<v Speaker 5>segment where Sigourney Weaver wraps.

469
00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:27.880
<v Speaker 2>What, yeah, can we do that?

470
00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:32.400
<v Speaker 3>We have to do that for an unreal review Galaxy Quest. Yeah, okay,

471
00:23:32.599 --> 00:23:36.440
<v Speaker 3>it'll be fun. It is just we are here to

472
00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:39.039
<v Speaker 3>get you the way they fucking guy.

473
00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Talks, Yeah, trying to mimic the human voice.

474
00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:48.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we are here farm the planet, fuck you, all right,

475
00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:53.000
<v Speaker 3>So and so this, This spaceship does remind me of

476
00:23:53.240 --> 00:23:57.160
<v Speaker 3>Bartie Barty, Barty, Barney and Betty Hill and how it

477
00:23:57.240 --> 00:24:01.599
<v Speaker 3>has like the windows all along it, like the you know,

478
00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:03.079
<v Speaker 3>the typical.

479
00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:10.759
<v Speaker 7>Were you trying to pretend that it froze there, It's

480
00:24:10.759 --> 00:24:14.160
<v Speaker 7>like the typical flying saucer, right, And how Barney, Barnie

481
00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:17.200
<v Speaker 7>and Betty Hill saw like inside the windows so.

482
00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:19.759
<v Speaker 5>Windows on the top are windows around like the middle

483
00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:21.920
<v Speaker 5>of the rim because it's usually like you have.

484
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:24.720
<v Speaker 2>That stereotypical like for example, yes.

485
00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:28.799
<v Speaker 3>This no, but when Barny and Betty Hill saw, if

486
00:24:28.839 --> 00:24:30.680
<v Speaker 3>you go back to the episode, right, it's like a

487
00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:34.039
<v Speaker 3>windows around it. It's got like a dome on top,

488
00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:36.640
<v Speaker 3>it's got the windows around like appears each individual.

489
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like going through on the sides. Okay, so that

490
00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:42.079
<v Speaker 2>type of craft. Yeah, and it was it's pretty crazy.

491
00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:45.160
<v Speaker 3>So we like materialized or de materializing as you say,

492
00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:51.079
<v Speaker 3>through this craft and materialized inside of it and pretty crazy.

493
00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:54.000
<v Speaker 3>And then when he was inside, he was then gently

494
00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.119
<v Speaker 3>lowered to the floor, from which Lewis looked up and

495
00:24:57.200 --> 00:25:02.400
<v Speaker 3>could see three humanoid beings and metallic suits visors standing

496
00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:05.279
<v Speaker 3>around him speaking in some unknown language.

497
00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:08.759
<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy for as gently as they you.

498
00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:11.039
<v Speaker 5>Know, the care they took in bringing him onto the ship.

499
00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:16.240
<v Speaker 5>Clearly somewhere in between now and when he's discovered, things

500
00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:19.240
<v Speaker 5>take a very violent turn because the dude is fucked

501
00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:19.799
<v Speaker 5>up when.

502
00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:21.599
<v Speaker 2>He always fucked up, and they don't really can.

503
00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:23.480
<v Speaker 3>I think they'd be like, let's let's I think they

504
00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 3>want to keep you as calm as possible. If this

505
00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:29.720
<v Speaker 3>whole phenomenon is real, I definitely believe the aliens are real.

506
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:32.680
<v Speaker 3>We will get smoked out of a bong from an

507
00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:33.599
<v Speaker 3>alien one day.

508
00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:36.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh we are, it's right behind you, and it'll soon

509
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:39.359
<v Speaker 5>be behind me whatever tea spring you know, sends me

510
00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:40.039
<v Speaker 5>mus shit.

511
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:43.599
<v Speaker 3>And then we'll have all sorts of fun. So the

512
00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:45.799
<v Speaker 3>thing is, I think it's finally wearing visors, Like there's

513
00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:49.000
<v Speaker 3>some fucking poker player trying to hide their fucking their

514
00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:50.079
<v Speaker 3>gaze onto the cars.

515
00:25:50.200 --> 00:25:53.359
<v Speaker 2>They're just looking down like they guy. They'd be funny.

516
00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:55.279
<v Speaker 3>They're full on like metallic suits and they're wearing like

517
00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:57.480
<v Speaker 3>the visors like fucking uh.

518
00:25:58.640 --> 00:26:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Tom Uh fucking Thompson used to wear. Oh the Rowel

519
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.119
<v Speaker 2>dou Green Vegas viser. Yeah, pretty great. There's one of

520
00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:06.559
<v Speaker 2>them just got aviator glasses on.

521
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 3>There's bats flying around over here, smoking a cigarette, fucking

522
00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:10.799
<v Speaker 3>with with the holder.

523
00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:14.200
<v Speaker 2>The one aliens just was stumbling around. You know, he's

524
00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:16.039
<v Speaker 2>fucked up on some sort of space drugs.

525
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Man, if we got some crazy drugs, I couldn't imagine

526
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:20.119
<v Speaker 3>what they have.

527
00:26:20.839 --> 00:26:21.799
<v Speaker 2>What do you think? Well, I mean, what do you

528
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:22.920
<v Speaker 2>think of that bong behind you?

529
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.480
<v Speaker 5>That ain't fucking regular terrestrial weed? You got no time

530
00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:29.720
<v Speaker 5>for earth weed. That's that's like human souls getting smoked

531
00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:30.279
<v Speaker 5>through that bong.

532
00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Dude, domb and full of com man. They love it.

533
00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:38.400
<v Speaker 2>It's adrenochrome. They're smoking a dream chrome. So they're speaking

534
00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:39.839
<v Speaker 2>some unknown language to him.

535
00:26:39.880 --> 00:26:42.000
<v Speaker 3>As he tried to comprehend what was going on, the

536
00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:45.200
<v Speaker 3>craft began to move and things would get even stranger still,

537
00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:50.160
<v Speaker 3>although his memory of even although his memory of the

538
00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:54.519
<v Speaker 3>event would remain somewhat murky, he says the craft went

539
00:26:54.599 --> 00:27:00.839
<v Speaker 3>to a place that was dark and devoid of mountains, dark.

540
00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:03.440
<v Speaker 5>And void of mountains. Well, the valley would be in

541
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:08.839
<v Speaker 5>between mountains, but like a pit. So the void then, yeah, Well.

542
00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:13.680
<v Speaker 3>It was just a vast, expansive, weird like area, almost

543
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:15.920
<v Speaker 3>like when you go into the matrix and you're in

544
00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.880
<v Speaker 3>that where it's like nothingness, which is like completely white.

545
00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:21.839
<v Speaker 3>But the weird thing is there was some sort of tall, tall,

546
00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:28.000
<v Speaker 3>strange tall grass. Okay, nothing but blackness above Also it

547
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:30.200
<v Speaker 3>was like all black with all this grass around him,

548
00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:34.880
<v Speaker 3>which is even weirder. And he levitated back out of

549
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:39.319
<v Speaker 3>the craft and he was set down above a flat

550
00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:45.039
<v Speaker 3>rock in the clearing, and he would say, what happens next? Fuck?

551
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:48.319
<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go, I'm fucking then, all right,

552
00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:51.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing a Mexican. I was taken to a strange

553
00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:54.559
<v Speaker 3>land with no trees and only with tall grass.

554
00:27:54.599 --> 00:28:00.440
<v Speaker 5>I do not know how Randy Savage, a strange land

555
00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:03.079
<v Speaker 5>with no slim gems and lots of trees.

556
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:09.920
<v Speaker 3>Ult Coogan, you're done, I said, even here, I'm coming

557
00:28:09.960 --> 00:28:13.759
<v Speaker 3>for Old Comania. I do not I know how long

558
00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:16.079
<v Speaker 3>it took me to get up there. I went out

559
00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:19.400
<v Speaker 3>to the window and just came in. There was nothing

560
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:23.599
<v Speaker 3>supporting my back. I was still paralyzed. It was very

561
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.240
<v Speaker 3>It was a very strange place.

562
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I did not know.

563
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:28.640
<v Speaker 3>It seemed to be like a field but with no

564
00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:31.319
<v Speaker 3>birds or it's a you know what, I'm gonna redo

565
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:32.160
<v Speaker 3>this for everybody.

566
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:35.319
<v Speaker 2>He's a fucking sixteen year old kid, I was taken.

567
00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking.

568
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:40.599
<v Speaker 3>I was taken to a strange land with no trees

569
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:42.680
<v Speaker 3>and only tall grass. I do not know how long

570
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:44.960
<v Speaker 3>it took me to get there. I went out of

571
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.200
<v Speaker 3>the window as just as I came in, with nothing

572
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:51.920
<v Speaker 3>supporting my back. I was still paralyzed. It was strange

573
00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:54.200
<v Speaker 3>place I did not know. It seemed like a field,

574
00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:58.440
<v Speaker 3>but no birds. But the grass was very high, only

575
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.640
<v Speaker 3>about one meter. I did not see any house or building.

576
00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:04.279
<v Speaker 3>I could not see the sky. There was no trees

577
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:08.039
<v Speaker 3>or stars. It was very dark. I was still paralyzed.

578
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 3>So those people approached me and put me in it.

579
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:14.400
<v Speaker 3>I put a tube up my nose, eh, and uh,

580
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:15.480
<v Speaker 3>it did not hurt.

581
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Then they put a transparent ball in my mouth. Oh

582
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:21.160
<v Speaker 2>that sounds getting a little sexy, and a.

583
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Liquid ran down my fucking throat too fast. I fell

584
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:28.400
<v Speaker 3>asleep and did not know what happened after that, and

585
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:30.200
<v Speaker 3>I woke up in the bush.

586
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:33.640
<v Speaker 5>That dude definitely was taking loads after load after load

587
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:34.400
<v Speaker 5>down the throat.

588
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.079
<v Speaker 3>For me, it very much seems like they probably jerked

589
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:39.519
<v Speaker 3>into a ball and then they fucking shoved the down

590
00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:40.039
<v Speaker 3>his throat.

591
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:42.839
<v Speaker 5>No, dude, it's one of those fetish toys that like

592
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:45.319
<v Speaker 5>keeps your mouth pride open so people can just come

593
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:46.240
<v Speaker 5>up and just use it.

594
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like uh bukaki.

595
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:51.839
<v Speaker 5>No, No, it's like for s and m Orgies and stuff.

596
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:53.279
<v Speaker 5>They make the same thing for assholes.

597
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it in.

598
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:58.799
<v Speaker 3>THEKKI videos though they stretched the Asian's mouth and I

599
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:03.480
<v Speaker 3>had coincided. Actually, can't fucking spit it out. Never seen

600
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:04.839
<v Speaker 3>those videos, Am I the only one?

601
00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:10.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm not familiar with those documentaries. Tom No boot cocky man.

602
00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Look it up. Just look it up right now.

603
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:14.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm well, I'm telling all the fans, if you're a

604
00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:16.599
<v Speaker 3>fucking sister year old boy, especially, look it up.

605
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:17.880
<v Speaker 2>See how it makes you feel.

606
00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:24.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, do not, first of all, you're if you're that young,

607
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.319
<v Speaker 5>turn this show off immediately.

608
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Please.

609
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Hey, I got bitched out at Fast Mephobia the other day.

610
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:32.720
<v Speaker 3>I was playing Fast and Phobia late at night too

611
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:34.519
<v Speaker 3>when he was British. So I guess they're like, but

612
00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:36.119
<v Speaker 3>there's there are a couple of hours ahead.

613
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.599
<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm British, so they're not people. It doesn't matter.

614
00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and uh so, uh let me tell you the

615
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 3>story really quick. I gotta keep it because I think

616
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:44.599
<v Speaker 3>it's funny. It's playing fast my phobia. I was doing

617
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:47.240
<v Speaker 3>late night streaming and stuff like that and uh, which

618
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:49.039
<v Speaker 3>I normally don't do. So I was like, you know what,

619
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Anton's not aroun gona jump up some fast my phobia.

620
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.519
<v Speaker 3>And there was this chick in the match and this

621
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:55.440
<v Speaker 3>other guy, and then someone else was in there, but

622
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:56.759
<v Speaker 3>we didn't hear them at first, and I was like,

623
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.200
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm gonna be cool. Uh like these people

624
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:01.319
<v Speaker 3>seem cool, I'm gonna because I kept getting kicked out

625
00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:03.279
<v Speaker 3>of matches or out of fucking games.

626
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:05.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm annoying and.

627
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Uh so I can and I was I was drinking,

628
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:10.799
<v Speaker 3>so I probably in very stone, so I probably was annoying.

629
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:12.960
<v Speaker 3>And then so I came in this match. I was like, oh,

630
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.000
<v Speaker 3>this hilarius was making jokes. The chick was laughing at

631
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:17.319
<v Speaker 3>my joke said with the guy, and then the kid's like, okay,

632
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.240
<v Speaker 3>can you hear me sat and he's like here and

633
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:22.640
<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, we can hear you. And I

634
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:24.920
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, this is awesome, my little British boy.

635
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:27.680
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, can you say yata wizard Harry?

636
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.400
<v Speaker 3>And I kept saying that, and he and this guy's like, actually,

637
00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:32.920
<v Speaker 3>the one guy's like, I actually want to hear you

638
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:34.880
<v Speaker 3>say that too. So I got him to say it

639
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.000
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, yeata wizard, Harry and I was like, man,

640
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:39.039
<v Speaker 3>that just warmed my heart, dude. And he's like, I

641
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:41.279
<v Speaker 3>love you, mate, and I was like, you're a cool kid.

642
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:43.519
<v Speaker 3>And then I was He's like, I found a Wiji

643
00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:45.000
<v Speaker 3>board and I was like all right. I was like,

644
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:46.440
<v Speaker 3>let's I was like, you know what, I have three

645
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.319
<v Speaker 3>Wigi boards. You know what all you gotta do is

646
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 3>you gotta get a Weedi board. You gotta call some ship.

647
00:31:50.039 --> 00:31:52.400
<v Speaker 3>It's fun times, man. And then the girl's like, don't

648
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.440
<v Speaker 3>be telling him that. And I'm like all you can.

649
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.079
<v Speaker 2>Do is he is a piece of paper and you.

650
00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:59.559
<v Speaker 3>Spell the alphabet and and numbers, and you can put

651
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:01.640
<v Speaker 3>it with a show and you can make a weig board.

652
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:04.039
<v Speaker 3>He's like, I don't think so, and she was like,

653
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:06.319
<v Speaker 3>don't tell him how to make a fucking Weedi board.

654
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:08.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I was playing it when I was twelve.

655
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:10.599
<v Speaker 2>It's okay. He's just he's only eight, but he can learn.

656
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:13.200
<v Speaker 3>And then she's like a good thing is she said

657
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.480
<v Speaker 3>second about like him because they were walking in another directors,

658
00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:18.880
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't really hear that well. And she's like, she's like,

659
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:20.720
<v Speaker 3>you know, there's weird people on the internet.

660
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.880
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I know that. I try to be careful.

661
00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:24.160
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, weird.

662
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:26.559
<v Speaker 3>She's like, you know what, the Internet's not the problem,

663
00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:29.279
<v Speaker 3>it's the people. And I'm like, he's playing a fucking

664
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 3>ghost game on the internet at eight years old.

665
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't let my own kid do it. And she

666
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:38.079
<v Speaker 2>didn't like that. Wow, I got she.

667
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:39.960
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna put it on the patreoton the fact that,

668
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.599
<v Speaker 3>like she cussed me out and shit, and I was

669
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:43.960
<v Speaker 3>like and I was like, fuck these people. I logged off.

670
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.319
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Jesus christ Man, why is that a

671
00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:48.119
<v Speaker 3>big deal? Do you think that's a big deal?

672
00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're just encouraging some kid to fucking go and

673
00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:52.000
<v Speaker 2>pull a Wiji board out.

674
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:54.400
<v Speaker 3>Why is his parents, like the kids are on five thirteenth,

675
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:56.519
<v Speaker 3>Why are you playing a game that has ghosts and ghouls?

676
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>And where are you intentionally antagonizing that trial? I thought

677
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:03.400
<v Speaker 2>it was hilarious, man, tell me some pretty school. Apparently

678
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:05.240
<v Speaker 2>we're the only one that thought it was hilarious.

679
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:07.440
<v Speaker 3>Tell me some fucking Harry Potter quotes, Man, I love it,

680
00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Come on, do it, just do it, just do it. Yeah,

681
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.599
<v Speaker 3>that was I was like Jesus Christ. People get so offended.

682
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.519
<v Speaker 3>I was just telling him to use the wigi board, how.

683
00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:16.839
<v Speaker 2>To do it.

684
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:19.680
<v Speaker 5>First of all, you never are supposed to use a

685
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:21.359
<v Speaker 5>Wigi board by yourself.

686
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:22.839
<v Speaker 3>I did it?

687
00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:26.839
<v Speaker 2>Are we are we using you as the exam of

688
00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:27.599
<v Speaker 2>the role model.

689
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:29.880
<v Speaker 3>Now all right back to alien. I just had to

690
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.799
<v Speaker 3>tell you that. I just decided to tell Maybe I'll

691
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:34.119
<v Speaker 3>cut that from the audio, but stand in.

692
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:36.319
<v Speaker 2>The Oh no, that's staying in the audio, don't you

693
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:37.119
<v Speaker 2>dare cut that?

694
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:40.759
<v Speaker 3>It would be it would not be until three days

695
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.400
<v Speaker 3>later that he would be found there by the fishermen,

696
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:47.839
<v Speaker 3>three days later after the abduction. And we're eventually gonna

697
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 3>get into Travis Walton very soon. Me and Anton Anton

698
00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 3>have talked about getting into Travis Walton. I actually saw him,

699
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:55.880
<v Speaker 3>so that's pretty cool.

700
00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:57.200
<v Speaker 2>That's he's an alien convection.

701
00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Convection, he's an alien convention near the cities I lived,

702
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:02.759
<v Speaker 3>and we went and I didn't buy any I just

703
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:04.279
<v Speaker 3>want to check it out. Was the first time we went,

704
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:06.519
<v Speaker 3>and I wanted to go around and I'll talk about

705
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:08.480
<v Speaker 3>on the episode. But then we saw him. Chelsea Gilder's

706
00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:10.920
<v Speaker 3>that guy, and I was like, what very cool.

707
00:34:11.119 --> 00:34:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Travis Walton, come tick on my bum hole.

708
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm just joking. You give me tickle my bum with

709
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:20.599
<v Speaker 3>his mustache. Would you find Travis Walton not making it

710
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:25.920
<v Speaker 3>any better? No, just fucking kidding. So obviously they it

711
00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:28.559
<v Speaker 3>was three days later when he was found by the fishermen.

712
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 3>It would turn out that he had been uh, he'd

713
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:33.800
<v Speaker 3>been in a search effort to locate the boy. This

714
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:36.079
<v Speaker 3>whole village was in a search effort.

715
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:36.519
<v Speaker 2>They did.

716
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were concerned he disappeared and they didn't know

717
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:43.760
<v Speaker 3>where he was at they uh. The incident would capture

718
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:47.760
<v Speaker 3>the attention of UFO researcher and journalist Bob Pratt, who

719
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.960
<v Speaker 3>would go to the region to interview Lewis and other

720
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:55.039
<v Speaker 3>locals about what happened, also finding out that there there

721
00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:58.320
<v Speaker 3>had been several other sightings of UFOs in the area

722
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:03.480
<v Speaker 3>at the time, anything sixties, fifties, sixties, seventies, even onto

723
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:09.000
<v Speaker 3>the eighties, a huge concentrate of UFOs UFO abductions, and

724
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:12.519
<v Speaker 3>it goes pretty deep. The fact that this was so prevalent,

725
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:14.360
<v Speaker 3>especially during the sixties and seventies. Three.

726
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:16.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, it was when it was.

727
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:19.679
<v Speaker 5>Really starting to gain steam, was in the sixties and seventies,

728
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.039
<v Speaker 5>because it was first reported in the forties, and then

729
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.320
<v Speaker 5>you know, through the fifties we had the atomic sci

730
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:26.039
<v Speaker 5>fi age, so it was reported, but it wasn't taken

731
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:26.800
<v Speaker 5>as seriously.

732
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:28.800
<v Speaker 2>And then now we're kind.

733
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:30.840
<v Speaker 5>Of living in the golden age of disclosure, even though

734
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:34.480
<v Speaker 5>it's half disclosure or it's a soft disclosure.

735
00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Now, if they disclose aliens, the military complex fucking just disappears.

736
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.360
<v Speaker 2>It would what the fuck are you talking about it?

737
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:48.039
<v Speaker 5>If they disclose aliens, the military and complex gets more money.

738
00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:49.159
<v Speaker 2>If those aliens are.

739
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Hostile, yeah, but the thing is it would crumble though.

740
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:55.719
<v Speaker 3>If they were advanced, as they say, they would be advanced.

741
00:35:55.719 --> 00:35:57.880
<v Speaker 3>They'd be traveling, if they could reach here from some

742
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.480
<v Speaker 3>other plan at or something like that. They would be advance,

743
00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:04.159
<v Speaker 3>which means technology technologically, they'd be advanced, would wipe out

744
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.320
<v Speaker 3>our military. We would they would just say do it

745
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:08.679
<v Speaker 3>Mars attacks and journey in a fucking dust or they

746
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:11.320
<v Speaker 3>would just like you're just weapons would dissipate in your hands.

747
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:13.400
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't even be saying they'd be destroyed, not that

748
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:14.360
<v Speaker 2>they would just dissolve.

749
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they would just you know, they would just yeah,

750
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:18.960
<v Speaker 3>maybe they could just fucking woh woah wah wah wah

751
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:19.559
<v Speaker 3>with their mind.

752
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.599
<v Speaker 2>The fucking gun's gone. You're saying that the military would

753
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:23.480
<v Speaker 2>be physically defeated.

754
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 5>What I what I thought you were saying was that

755
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:27.840
<v Speaker 5>the military would just be like, we're out of here,

756
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:28.800
<v Speaker 5>bye bye, We're done.

757
00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:32.239
<v Speaker 3>I just think the if the if aliens would show up,

758
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:34.679
<v Speaker 3>that it would just it would be dissolved slowly, like

759
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:37.280
<v Speaker 3>not that slow, but like fucking it would just they

760
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:38.920
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't be able to do ship. What are they gonna do?

761
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:41.639
<v Speaker 3>All these there were good aliens. All your guns are gone,

762
00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:44.000
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna take them through bad aliens. You're fucking dead anyway.

763
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Are you saying that good people take away guns when

764
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:51.440
<v Speaker 2>people that want.

765
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Peace keep No, if every citizen should have a gun,

766
00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:58.519
<v Speaker 3>no government official or police should have guns, because who

767
00:36:58.559 --> 00:36:59.199
<v Speaker 3>cares if they die?

768
00:36:59.239 --> 00:36:59.599
<v Speaker 2>Anyway?

769
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Us joking, support your boys in blue if they're not assholes.

770
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:07.719
<v Speaker 3>We're going off on a fucking bad thing here.

771
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:09.880
<v Speaker 2>What I don't know what this wee shit is, but

772
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm just kind of letting you take the reins and

773
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:15.000
<v Speaker 2>watching this train wreck at this point.

774
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.760
<v Speaker 3>So obviously Bob Pratt, a researcher, would go to interview

775
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.639
<v Speaker 3>Lewis and I find out what happened. So Pratt would

776
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:25.440
<v Speaker 3>also interview a medical personnel who had examined the boy,

777
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:29.920
<v Speaker 3>including including a neurologist and two psychiatrists, and even spoke

778
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:32.360
<v Speaker 3>with the town's mayor. What do you think the town's

779
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.639
<v Speaker 3>mayor looks like he's wearing like fucking like those leaves

780
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:39.880
<v Speaker 3>around his waist, like he's like Mowgli from the Jungle Book.

781
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:42.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad that if.

782
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:45.239
<v Speaker 5>For all of our listener and a half that exists

783
00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:47.719
<v Speaker 5>in Brazil, that they are now gone.

784
00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.119
<v Speaker 2>We love you, don't worry. We're just fucking joking. I

785
00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.639
<v Speaker 2>know you have cities and your brain, your brain goes

786
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:54.760
<v Speaker 2>one way and my brain.

787
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Goes the other way, where I just picture him as

788
00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:58.920
<v Speaker 5>the typical fat American mayor wearing the sash, which is

789
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.599
<v Speaker 5>the only reason you know that he's the mayor, because he.

790
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Has a sash that just says mayor.

791
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:04.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's a sash, but its mayor leaves and

792
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:07.639
<v Speaker 3>they spell like mayor with fucking twigs on his chest.

793
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:12.519
<v Speaker 2>The e is backwards because they are backwards people. Bro,

794
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.480
<v Speaker 2>what do you think they're wearing? He didn't catch that.

795
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:19.960
<v Speaker 2>There's no Ian mayor. Oh yeah, spell like John Mayer

796
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:20.599
<v Speaker 2>for some reason.

797
00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.400
<v Speaker 3>Just that's the only CDs they get down there. It

798
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:24.800
<v Speaker 3>was just John Mayer CDs.

799
00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:27.199
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, every village needs a mayor, but it's

800
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.960
<v Speaker 2>John Mayer. He has a fucking guitar. Uh, but it's

801
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:34.800
<v Speaker 2>actually Ukulelean. It's made out of fucking bamboo. That's how

802
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:41.519
<v Speaker 2>he captured timtoo. Through the jungle. You get, but fucked

803
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:43.760
<v Speaker 2>by alliens. That was pretty good.

804
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:47.119
<v Speaker 3>I could probably better if I had raised my voice

805
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:50.880
<v Speaker 3>a little higher to knowing the neighbors. So none of

806
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:55.440
<v Speaker 3>them had rational explanations of why he was found in

807
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:58.719
<v Speaker 3>the condition that he was, rather curiously, according to research

808
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:03.039
<v Speaker 3>Albert Sales in August nineteen seventy eight, there was a

809
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:07.880
<v Speaker 3>signing of three glowing humanoids and silver coveralls and around

810
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:11.360
<v Speaker 3>true translucent helmets, like you're like typical alien.

811
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:15.119
<v Speaker 2>That's weird. To be honest, if there was reports of that,

812
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:18.360
<v Speaker 2>that is actually pretty strange. I see this whole thing

813
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to me has a very uh.

814
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.039
<v Speaker 5>Somebody was testing some nasty shit out in the jungle

815
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:25.880
<v Speaker 5>and someone got caught in the crossfire.

816
00:39:26.559 --> 00:39:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Could be true, could be true, like maybe it was

817
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:31.519
<v Speaker 2>a sound weapon or an energy weapon or something along

818
00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:32.079
<v Speaker 2>those lines.

819
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 5>And they went in and like they found him and

820
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:36.719
<v Speaker 5>were like, oh fuck, he's still alive and he's not

821
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:40.039
<v Speaker 5>bad enough that we should maybe just liquidate him cuz

822
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:42.519
<v Speaker 5>you know, you'll probably come looking for this kid.

823
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Why would they care about a kid in a village though, Man,

824
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:47.519
<v Speaker 3>it's a village. There's like fucking fifteen people there.

825
00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:49.960
<v Speaker 5>That's the other thing too, is I don't know any

826
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:53.280
<v Speaker 5>number of reasons. Maybe that research team had a conscience.

827
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:56.599
<v Speaker 3>Well he's too old to seliman the sex trafficking ring

828
00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:03.199
<v Speaker 3>in Brazil, so let's just leave him be. Yes, the

829
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:05.639
<v Speaker 3>world is a dark and nasty place. If you don't

830
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:08.280
<v Speaker 3>know already, you'll find it. Uh so.

831
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So which is weird?

832
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.280
<v Speaker 3>They found these weird humanoids that are still in silver coveralls,

833
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:17.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, and they're just strange people. And they don't

834
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:21.079
<v Speaker 3>know if it's connected to Lewis's remains, it's unknown, but

835
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:21.679
<v Speaker 3>I think it's fine.

836
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:23.079
<v Speaker 2>They when little little helmets.

837
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 3>It just to me, it's like the almost like it

838
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:27.599
<v Speaker 3>is like Mars attacks where they just have the dome

839
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:28.599
<v Speaker 3>around the fucking head.

840
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:33.840
<v Speaker 2>I just love that you said remains when this dude survives. Yeah,

841
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:35.599
<v Speaker 2>the case remains unknown.

842
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:40.840
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, never mind, I thought you said when

843
00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:44.079
<v Speaker 5>they found his remains, they found him.

844
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:48.960
<v Speaker 2>They didn't find as remains. Technically, he still remains, right. No,

845
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.840
<v Speaker 2>remains are what remains after the person has died. Who

846
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:57.599
<v Speaker 2>gave that definition? That's the definition. It's hard to know

847
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:01.360
<v Speaker 2>what may. It's hard to know what to make of

848
00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:02.719
<v Speaker 2>this utterly bizarre case.

849
00:41:03.159 --> 00:41:05.960
<v Speaker 3>Investigators who have looked into this deemed Lewis to be

850
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:09.480
<v Speaker 3>perfectly rational and calm, a calm witness, you know who.

851
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Never Actually, he never got away from his real story,

852
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:17.519
<v Speaker 3>the story that he told. He stuck with which to me,

853
00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:21.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm a believer. I believe in aliens. I always will.

854
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.039
<v Speaker 3>No one will stop me from doing it. Even if

855
00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:26.679
<v Speaker 3>you strap me up to one of those James Bond

856
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:29.679
<v Speaker 3>traps where you get hit in the testicles constantly, I'll

857
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:35.320
<v Speaker 3>still admit aliens exist. Okay, so it's obviously deemed that

858
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:38.920
<v Speaker 3>he's rational, and he never really he never deviated from

859
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:40.400
<v Speaker 3>his core story of what he told.

860
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:43.159
<v Speaker 5>Never never deviated from his story. He never gained anything

861
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:45.199
<v Speaker 5>from his story. That's one of the things, you know,

862
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:48.480
<v Speaker 5>that's really big within the UFO world is that most

863
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:51.840
<v Speaker 5>people who report UFO sightings and actually tell stories of abductions,

864
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:54.760
<v Speaker 5>they don't, you know, they don't go on the tours

865
00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:56.800
<v Speaker 5>circuit and make a bunch of money. They end up

866
00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:59.960
<v Speaker 5>having what careers or paths that they have in life

867
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:05.559
<v Speaker 5>destroyed by these stories. So that alone should either lend

868
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:07.360
<v Speaker 5>a little bit of credibility to it, or you know,

869
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:10.760
<v Speaker 5>could could be the the argument that that's just their

870
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.960
<v Speaker 5>mental illness coming out and it was a hallucination.

871
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Who knows in today's world.

872
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:17.920
<v Speaker 3>But you know, Nikes did send him some shoes so

873
00:42:18.039 --> 00:42:21.239
<v Speaker 3>he could stop wearing fucking tree bances tied with bark.

874
00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.679
<v Speaker 2>On his feet. Yeah, there were Nike decades.

875
00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then he mysteriously was found dead in a

876
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:33.079
<v Speaker 3>fucking hotel room. Where were they a complex? Where are

877
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:33.800
<v Speaker 3>they just renting?

878
00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:36.840
<v Speaker 2>A fucking call back to our Heaven's Gate episode. Yeah,

879
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:37.159
<v Speaker 2>we just did.

880
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:37.239
<v Speaker 8>It.

881
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Was like it was like a mansion, wasn't it.

882
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:40.559
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they were renting like a giant mansion, And we

883
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:42.239
<v Speaker 5>did the conversion rate on the episode two.

884
00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't have the notes in front of me right now.

885
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:44.039
<v Speaker 3>But.

886
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Throw back. So so go out there and listen to that.

887
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a it's a great episode, one of our

888
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:53.519
<v Speaker 3>better ones. But they're all great. They're all amazingly strange

889
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:56.960
<v Speaker 3>if you like us strange fellows. So there's nothing about

890
00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:01.280
<v Speaker 3>him that suggests he would simply fabricate section otherworldly tail,

891
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:03.679
<v Speaker 3>and no reason to suspect he wo I've regained anything

892
00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:07.199
<v Speaker 3>from it. There is also, uh, the collaborating reports of

893
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.119
<v Speaker 3>the other strangeness in the area.

894
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:11.239
<v Speaker 2>So what do we think all this?

895
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:15.159
<v Speaker 3>Is it just a mix with local superstition, maybe a

896
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:18.559
<v Speaker 3>dose of minor hysteria, or is there something more to it?

897
00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:23.280
<v Speaker 3>For now, the strange case of Lewis Kudos Sierra remains

898
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:28.000
<v Speaker 3>an intriguing mystery that sees no It sees no concrete

899
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.920
<v Speaker 3>conclusion in sight, and has left in the realm of

900
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:35.360
<v Speaker 3>speculation to believe or not to believe. The hose Hedge

901
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:38.480
<v Speaker 3>can go on the hose Head's page on Facebook or

902
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:42.039
<v Speaker 3>Instagram and tell us what the fuck you think about

903
00:43:42.119 --> 00:43:43.960
<v Speaker 3>this strange alien abduction.

904
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:47.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna I'm gonna toss my hat into the uh,

905
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:50.280
<v Speaker 5>the plausible realm on this one. I'm gonna say this

906
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:53.760
<v Speaker 5>one between the lack of information just a little bit

907
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:55.639
<v Speaker 5>that we had the fact that this dude's life got

908
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.400
<v Speaker 5>super fucked up, he was super super.

909
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Damaged by this ship. Yeah, something happened to this dude.

910
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:07.159
<v Speaker 5>And I would say UFO abduction certainly a possibility, and

911
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:12.679
<v Speaker 5>I think maybe a little fallout from a military operation.

912
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Might be another one. But I think you do have

913
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:14.800
<v Speaker 2>a point.

914
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:17.039
<v Speaker 5>With the military operation, they probably would have just liquidated

915
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:18.320
<v Speaker 5>disass well.

916
00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>There is that point.

917
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:23.639
<v Speaker 3>But also you know they they picked certain people because

918
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:25.800
<v Speaker 3>there's people Most times, to me, it's people that won't

919
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:28.239
<v Speaker 3>be believe. That's always joke about the farmer Jed, you know,

920
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.239
<v Speaker 3>that goes out and needs his farmer's crops, and it

921
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:34.159
<v Speaker 3>says Tim and his fucking sister cousin, and you know,

922
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:36.440
<v Speaker 3>they're just hanging out. And it's usually people that won't

923
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:38.960
<v Speaker 3>be believed in the end of it anyway, so they

924
00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:40.840
<v Speaker 3>don't really care because they'll just sound crazy.

925
00:44:41.079 --> 00:44:42.800
<v Speaker 2>But this could be a case of where they were

926
00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:43.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe in.

927
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:47.519
<v Speaker 3>The seventies testing out UFO technology that maybe they got

928
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:51.400
<v Speaker 3>during the nineteen forties, and this was an easy spot

929
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:53.440
<v Speaker 3>you go to fucking jungle and you just pick up

930
00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:55.599
<v Speaker 3>some jungle boy and you know what I mean, he

931
00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:58.320
<v Speaker 3>comes back and he doesn't know what the hell's happening,

932
00:44:58.440 --> 00:45:00.800
<v Speaker 3>and you know, it's all history.

933
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:07.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, strange, that's as they say, some strange history. Yes

934
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>it is.

935
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:09.320
<v Speaker 3>And we wanted to start, we want to get into

936
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:11.719
<v Speaker 3>a UFO case. I thought this one was interesting. It

937
00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:15.599
<v Speaker 3>wasn't too dense, and it was something that I found, like,

938
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:19.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, it's one of the weirdest and strangest brazil

939
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:22.880
<v Speaker 3>accounts of Ufo abductions and the fact that it happened

940
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:25.719
<v Speaker 3>in a jungle is quite bizarre. And I feel like

941
00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:28.639
<v Speaker 3>more stuff happens than we would probably think in you know,

942
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:31.079
<v Speaker 3>small villages and places like that, because if you think

943
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:33.920
<v Speaker 3>about some of the folklore that comes from indigenous people

944
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:36.920
<v Speaker 3>and cave drawings and all that stuff, who knows what

945
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:40.760
<v Speaker 3>even people back in the day were seeing because they

946
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:43.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, there was no judgment stuff, They just they

947
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:46.320
<v Speaker 3>And then these stories that were maybe real became this

948
00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:48.440
<v Speaker 3>whole folklore tale of a you tell around a fire,

949
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:50.199
<v Speaker 3>you know, in a camp campground.

950
00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:56.039
<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's how mythology works. So could be true, could

951
00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:59.159
<v Speaker 2>not be true? You know what, I hope think on

952
00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:01.880
<v Speaker 2>this one? You are you? Are you a believer on

953
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:03.840
<v Speaker 2>this one? I believe in anything, man.

954
00:46:03.960 --> 00:46:07.039
<v Speaker 3>I think reptilians are controlling the world and the queen

955
00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:08.000
<v Speaker 3>each children.

956
00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:09.920
<v Speaker 2>So this is probably my own Do you think do

957
00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:11.599
<v Speaker 2>you think this was a reptilian? Do you think this

958
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:12.320
<v Speaker 2>was a gray? What?

959
00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:12.599
<v Speaker 3>What?

960
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:15.559
<v Speaker 2>What aliens? Would you would you call this one? I

961
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:19.719
<v Speaker 2>think what's the what's the reptilian's take? I think it

962
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.840
<v Speaker 2>really went down here. Tease the clues together, Tom and

963
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:24.000
<v Speaker 2>give us your side.

964
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:30.199
<v Speaker 3>Considering the idea that the rampant alien inductions during the

965
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:36.000
<v Speaker 3>nineteen sixties to leading into the seventies of grays, because

966
00:46:36.079 --> 00:46:39.000
<v Speaker 3>grays were used right by the reptilians almost as an

967
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:40.840
<v Speaker 3>interface to help abduct people.

968
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:43.239
<v Speaker 2>So they have to do with themselves. What's a biomechanical

969
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:44.039
<v Speaker 2>drone of sorts.

970
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, so, And I do believe that there's there's

971
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 3>grays that like exist, that are actual biological beings that

972
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:54.119
<v Speaker 3>maybe were creating a vat and then they were like,

973
00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:56.760
<v Speaker 3>you know what, these motherfuckers are not listening to us anymore.

974
00:46:56.800 --> 00:46:59.079
<v Speaker 2>They're over there in Zata rearticular. They're doing their own thing.

975
00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:00.960
<v Speaker 3>So we've got a thing of we gotta build and

976
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:03.840
<v Speaker 3>think of something we can make that's more robotic and

977
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:07.039
<v Speaker 3>mechanic that will just listen to us as soon as

978
00:47:07.079 --> 00:47:09.599
<v Speaker 3>we say something like, you know, man cheering candidate type

979
00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:13.280
<v Speaker 3>style gray And they could have came in right there

980
00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:16.159
<v Speaker 3>and they're just doing even tests and just saying because

981
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:19.760
<v Speaker 3>obviously they sprayed some weird ship into his mouth, all right,

982
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:24.719
<v Speaker 3>with this weird ball like it's from fucking Fantasium phantasm

983
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:26.239
<v Speaker 3>phantasm Fantasium.

984
00:47:28.199 --> 00:47:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, that's fucking straight. Where's where's the I

985
00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:37.760
<v Speaker 2>and the you in phantasm? To cringey ass bitch.

986
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:40.840
<v Speaker 3>I've got a little stone for this episode. But yes,

987
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:42.960
<v Speaker 3>uh uh fantastmphobia.

988
00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:48.159
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I actually know why those people will

989
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:49.760
<v Speaker 5>get so fucking annoyed with you when you.

990
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:53.039
<v Speaker 2>Play those games, because I'm annoying the same reason we

991
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:54.960
<v Speaker 2>get annoyed with you when you play Dead by Daylight

992
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:55.280
<v Speaker 2>with us.

993
00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:59.719
<v Speaker 5>You're supposed to listen, and games involve you not talking

994
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:01.239
<v Speaker 5>at every three fucking seconds.

995
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:03.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, get ready for when I play that game in

996
00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:06.559
<v Speaker 3>silence where you literally have to be quiet the whole time.

997
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die every fucking five minutes.

998
00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:10.800
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not gonna gonna be a point to playing

999
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:12.719
<v Speaker 5>the fucking game. You're just gonna sit there and continue

1000
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:13.039
<v Speaker 5>to die.

1001
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll test myself. I'll do it. I want, I will

1002
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:16.840
<v Speaker 2>watch that.

1003
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:20.800
<v Speaker 3>I'll be'll put duct tape over my mouth. Yeah, so,

1004
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think it could be the possibility

1005
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:26.679
<v Speaker 3>that it could be Gray's you know, just testing out technology,

1006
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:29.519
<v Speaker 3>or because obviously second was done to him. He had

1007
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:31.480
<v Speaker 3>burn marks, and to be honest, they could have give

1008
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:33.599
<v Speaker 3>him the old jerky jerky and they could have taken

1009
00:48:33.679 --> 00:48:36.639
<v Speaker 3>a sperm sample. Maybe he's a strapping, young, handsome boy

1010
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:40.199
<v Speaker 3>and they want to make uh, you know, sexy fucking

1011
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Brazilian gray alien man so we can fuck the chicks

1012
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:44.760
<v Speaker 3>at the parade.

1013
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:46.480
<v Speaker 2>That's actually Tom's type.

1014
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.599
<v Speaker 5>For those of you that don't know, a sexy gray

1015
00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:53.039
<v Speaker 5>Brazilian alien man is what Tom has wet dreams about.

1016
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:56.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, other than Shania Twain that is up there. You've

1017
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:58.079
<v Speaker 3>heard my Shania Twain story.

1018
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah, you've You've done your Shanaia Twayne rants

1019
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:03.840
<v Speaker 2>several times. I still don't like my buddy. I just, uh,

1020
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:07.440
<v Speaker 2>she don't even look like a woman, So I bet

1021
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.440
<v Speaker 2>you it don't feel like a woman. That's all I'm saying.

1022
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened.

1023
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:12.760
<v Speaker 3>I was fifteen, and I think I think an alien

1024
00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:16.159
<v Speaker 3>projected her image in my mind and made me come

1025
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:16.559
<v Speaker 3>to bed.

1026
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Bro, you're fifteen. You can get a boner about anything.

1027
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:23.679
<v Speaker 2>It's true's trip. You can trip and smack your head

1028
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:25.639
<v Speaker 2>on something and be like, why is my dick hard?

1029
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Right now? The fact that me and Billy both joped

1030
00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:31.039
<v Speaker 2>off to Sears catalog is enough. Yeah, you and like

1031
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:34.199
<v Speaker 2>forty million other Americans in the seventies, it's.

1032
00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.000
<v Speaker 3>True Sears man all the way. Now Seiars doesn't even exist.

1033
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.320
<v Speaker 3>But you know, I can't do a fucking Tim Allen.

1034
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:42.559
<v Speaker 3>You're always talking about Sears all the fucking time. Go

1035
00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:44.239
<v Speaker 3>down to series, get your fucking tool.

1036
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:48.199
<v Speaker 2>Can you do it, Tim Allen? No, you can't do it. No.

1037
00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:51.920
<v Speaker 5>I have never been at Tim the Tim the confidential informant,

1038
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:54.079
<v Speaker 5>cocaine snitch to man Taylor.

1039
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, didn't he get involved with some fucking shit.

1040
00:49:56.440 --> 00:49:59.320
<v Speaker 5>No, dude, he was like he sold coke and then

1041
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.559
<v Speaker 5>fucking rolled on people to get out of get out

1042
00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:03.639
<v Speaker 5>of fucking doing prison time.

1043
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:06.159
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I heard that somewhere, but any hear

1044
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:07.840
<v Speaker 3>the full story. That's actual pretty fucking interesting.

1045
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:10.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, dude, it's uh, that's that's a fucking story to cover,

1046
00:50:11.280 --> 00:50:13.400
<v Speaker 5>except that motherfucker's still alive and we'll get soon.

1047
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:15.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's true. Wait till he's dead and we'll cover him.

1048
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.119
<v Speaker 3>We'll cover him all sorts of cocaine. I don't know

1049
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:21.280
<v Speaker 3>what's going on with me today. I just I'm just tired.

1050
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:23.480
<v Speaker 5>It's a little it gonna be a little late by

1051
00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:26.079
<v Speaker 5>the time this episode comes out. But uh, are you

1052
00:50:26.119 --> 00:50:28.440
<v Speaker 5>gonna blame that, you know what, for the death of

1053
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:29.280
<v Speaker 5>Gilbert Godfrey?

1054
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, he died naturally. I don't know. I can't.

1055
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't fucking know, because it seems like or is

1056
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:41.239
<v Speaker 3>it part of the Satanic cabal and their whole thing

1057
00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:44.079
<v Speaker 3>of killing celebrities every so often to register with the

1058
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:48.840
<v Speaker 3>consciousness of humankind to make them feel bad and get

1059
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.800
<v Speaker 3>into a low state. Because millions love Gilbert Godfrey and

1060
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:54.159
<v Speaker 3>some women even jerked off to his voice.

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<v Speaker 5>How many people was Gilbert Godfrey relevant to until he died,

1062
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:01.880
<v Speaker 5>besides comedians and fans of comedy. I feel like there

1063
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.840
<v Speaker 5>are not a ton of people that are talking about

1064
00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:05.639
<v Speaker 5>Gilbert Godfrey until Gilbert Godfrey died.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get me wrong, I love him. He's fucking hilarious.

1066
00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:12.239
<v Speaker 2>But it's not as though I don't know. I just

1067
00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:17.400
<v Speaker 5>I don't get the whole Like, no, celebrities are automatically

1069
00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:21.000
<v Speaker 5>not human and should be kept on such a pedestal

1070
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:25.800
<v Speaker 5>that the idea that they're simply murdered for the sake

1071
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:29.039
<v Speaker 5>of some ritual or they never get sick and die,

1072
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:31.119
<v Speaker 5>that's it's not something that happens to celebrities.

1073
00:51:31.159 --> 00:51:32.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, they they're people. They get sick and

1074
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:35.840
<v Speaker 2>die too. Yes, I understand that, and you know I do.

1075
00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I do believe that.

1076
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:39.159
<v Speaker 3>You know, there's a lot of celebrities that did die

1077
00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:41.480
<v Speaker 3>naturally or something happened to them. You know, they are

1078
00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 3>human as far as we know onlike bad Brad Pitt

1079
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:48.039
<v Speaker 3>and Jennifer Anstan people like that. But I do think

1080
00:51:48.039 --> 00:51:50.400
<v Speaker 3>there's a possibility, especially with you not the big names.

1081
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.559
<v Speaker 3>People just kind of came in the industry and did

1082
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:54.239
<v Speaker 3>a little bit and was here and there. You know,

1083
00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:56.039
<v Speaker 3>they could die of natch causes. When it comes to

1084
00:51:56.119 --> 00:52:00.199
<v Speaker 3>big time celebrities, they're getting murdered by the illuminati, and

1085
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:03.519
<v Speaker 3>they're fucking it's registering with the fucking consciousness of Earth,

1086
00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:05.559
<v Speaker 3>and they're making them all sad. And I think Rob

1087
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.320
<v Speaker 3>Williams was fucking murdered and that's my one hundred percent belief.

1088
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:10.559
<v Speaker 3>I'll never back away from that one. And Heath Ledger

1089
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:13.519
<v Speaker 3>I believe was fucking murdered, and same with Chris Cornell

1090
00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:15.559
<v Speaker 3>and Chester Bennington.

1091
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:18.639
<v Speaker 2>It's my is my opinion. I love that you failed

1092
00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:20.559
<v Speaker 2>to mention Anthony Bourdain in that same case.

1093
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Nathy Bourdin, I one hundred percent he was murdered. I

1094
00:52:23.079 --> 00:52:24.760
<v Speaker 3>missed that man very much. Me and he used to

1095
00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:27.360
<v Speaker 3>hang out and fucking cook up some fish and fucking Guatemala.

1096
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:31.320
<v Speaker 2>It was fun. You guys cooked up some heroin together too. Yeah, jeez.

1097
00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:33.400
<v Speaker 3>Anthrew Werdaine was one of my favorite chefs when I

1098
00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:36.159
<v Speaker 3>was cooking in And yeah, he was definitely murdered for

1099
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:38.880
<v Speaker 3>trying to expose I believe the child sex trafficking rings.

1100
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Same with Chris Cornell and Chester Bendington.

1101
00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:43.119
<v Speaker 3>But that will come on another episode when we do

1102
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:44.960
<v Speaker 3>talk about maybe celebrities being cloning in.

1103
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:46.920
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of weird shit. Who knows what's gonna happen? Man,

1104
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:49.159
<v Speaker 2>who knows? I could? I could buy those theories. I

1105
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:50.840
<v Speaker 2>could buy all the im getting whacked because they were

1106
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:51.960
<v Speaker 2>trying to expose the cabal.

1107
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:54.800
<v Speaker 3>It's very strange, it's very And now there's the guy

1108
00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:56.480
<v Speaker 3>that was exposing some of the stuff that's going on

1109
00:52:56.519 --> 00:52:58.480
<v Speaker 3>in Ukrain right now, and he's been missing for three

1110
00:52:58.559 --> 00:52:59.840
<v Speaker 3>days and guess what he did the same thing that

1111
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:02.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm McCafe did. And he literally said in fucking tweets,

1112
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:05.119
<v Speaker 3>if I'm missing for more than twenty four hours, I

1113
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:06.000
<v Speaker 3>was murdered.

1114
00:53:06.840 --> 00:53:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Those tweets are ignored by now. But also the reason

1115
00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:11.159
<v Speaker 2>those tweets.

1116
00:53:10.880 --> 00:53:13.360
<v Speaker 5>Are ignored is because I mean Devil's Advocate, which you

1117
00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:16.360
<v Speaker 5>know I love playing on this show that if you're

1118
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:18.719
<v Speaker 5>gonna kill yourself and you want a little bit of

1119
00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:22.000
<v Speaker 5>man when I die, people are gonna be talking.

1120
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:24.039
<v Speaker 2>About this for quite some time. You send out a

1121
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm not suicidal tweet and then you blow your brains up.

1122
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but who knows the true story behind all these

1123
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.679
<v Speaker 3>conspiracies And we will very soon be diving back into

1124
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:36.079
<v Speaker 3>more strange conspiracies veryou That's.

1125
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Why you gotta stay tuned, folks, because we're getting into

1126
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:39.199
<v Speaker 2>the deep shit.

1127
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we will be getting in some very deep topics

1128
00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.840
<v Speaker 3>coming up. We're gonna take little breaks and do fun

1129
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:46.440
<v Speaker 3>little episodes like this one where you know, there's not

1130
00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:48.760
<v Speaker 3>much info, but I do fund it fascinating, so we'll

1131
00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:50.280
<v Speaker 3>talk about it. And I want to dive back into

1132
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:54.400
<v Speaker 3>aliens before we started getting into some big, very massive

1133
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:57.480
<v Speaker 3>alien cases that are more well known, but also we

1134
00:53:57.760 --> 00:54:00.280
<v Speaker 3>like covering stuff that is not well known. Want to,

1135
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, give your ears something new to tickle on.

1136
00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:06.159
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that means, but uh, let's you know,

1137
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:10.840
<v Speaker 3>let's see everyone, and you know, stay strange, stay awake,

1138
00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:11.519
<v Speaker 3>not work.

1139
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:21.199
<v Speaker 2>Stel No, no, you're still.

1140
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:26.920
<v Speaker 8>Take your on the mother ship hatle destroy the cover man,

1141
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:29.440
<v Speaker 8>lace to cope without the ship bakes the boy, the brothers.

1142
00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:32.280
<v Speaker 8>This makes the boy the gut of cans. Take your boy, said,

1143
00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:34.679
<v Speaker 8>hush his pitch, glordiate the boys.

1144
00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Nothing that's come rough this. This make your choice.

1145
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:40.039
<v Speaker 8>Do something, fuck the ship enough of this or you

1146
00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:42.639
<v Speaker 8>can use to something. The dumb bitch shut the left

1147
00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.960
<v Speaker 8>if your last year and lose nothing. You can't touch this, but.

1148
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:48.519
<v Speaker 2>Trust ten people need to see a row. Looks like

1149
00:54:48.599 --> 00:54:49.320
<v Speaker 2>you need a hero.

1150
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:53.960
<v Speaker 8>Shouldn't believe everything here with the ears, though it might

1151
00:54:54.079 --> 00:54:54.679
<v Speaker 8>be false.

1152
00:54:54.760 --> 00:54:56.360
<v Speaker 2>It's player. You got to play the chess.

1153
00:54:56.679 --> 00:54:59.599
<v Speaker 8>Find a pulse and I can't find my mind at all.

1154
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:03.320
<v Speaker 8>Mass decided climb and fall and never push me against

1155
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:05.920
<v Speaker 8>you all you push seas aren't even.

1156
00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Met at all.

1157
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:09.960
<v Speaker 8>While this hods in it all gets God this can

1158
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:13.239
<v Speaker 8>quiz not this fall list whether rough this God's can

1159
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:16.599
<v Speaker 8>hostages where the product is apocalypse mustis.

1160
00:55:16.760 --> 00:55:20.360
<v Speaker 2>When the English gets released, the n regime increases.

1161
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:23.320
<v Speaker 8>That's Tony's, It's supreme seed of Congress.

1162
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:26.039
<v Speaker 2>Now let's talk about godless nature.

1163
00:55:26.079 --> 00:55:29.199
<v Speaker 8>Rough the beast nations at the knees and defeated the

1164
00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:32.679
<v Speaker 8>creations of her belief. If he studying meat were paint

1165
00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:36.800
<v Speaker 8>after me, Saint miss free, You need faith faith in

1166
00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:40.440
<v Speaker 8>the south, escape fa out the house, powerch mouse.

1167
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Inside the South manitain that chief that maybe when you

1168
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:49.239
<v Speaker 2>get a reincarnate you won't be back. Starships way from me.

1169
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:53.159
<v Speaker 2>Believe the attacker carfony, faith, you won't make it. And

1170
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:56.719
<v Speaker 2>until the colon case stop holding on you sure your hate.

1171
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Sing to your own songs. It's a lonely place. Bring

1172
00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:04.199
<v Speaker 2>the war, run no escape from the spiritual battle.

1173
00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:08.519
<v Speaker 8>The wise up the recal owl and now type befo

1174
00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:09.960
<v Speaker 8>here ras a cowward.

1175
00:56:10.079 --> 00:56:13.280
<v Speaker 2>What you say, you think it matters, it doesn't. It

1176
00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:17.840
<v Speaker 2>wasn't I, the master of nothing, made of something. It

1177
00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:25.159
<v Speaker 2>made everything something something.

1178
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:30.599
<v Speaker 3>The past.

1179
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Kill it if you have to. That's the only way

1180
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:39.119
<v Speaker 2>to become what you were meant to be be