Speaker 1: Welcome to the cultop cryptis Strange ofcounters of frogs and lizards,
Speaker 1: dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all
Speaker 1: their victims. Murray, pictures captured by shot witness, ufloes breaking
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Speaker 2: Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a
Speaker 2: bizarre world that.
Speaker 3: We live in. So sit back, relax, laugh.
Speaker 1: And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.
Speaker 4: This is Tom Thompson, Costenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
Speaker 4: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 4: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 4: wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The
Speaker 4: curtains are open, we're checking tickets.
Speaker 3: Out the door.
Speaker 4: It's about to get strange, everybody.
Speaker 3: All right, Welcome everybody to the podcast. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, y'all, we're getting we're getting back into it.
Speaker 3: I am one of your hosts, Tom Kat aka Tom Thompson,
Speaker 3: otherwise known as.
Speaker 2: Cringe ass Bitch. Yes you are a cringy ass bitch.
Speaker 5: And I am another one of your hosts, Reverend Kaiju
Speaker 5: aka Anton aka.
Speaker 2: The person who helps Tom spell yes, no, Google does
Speaker 2: that for me. It's not doing a good job. Did I?
Speaker 5: Still, I'll happily relinquish that title over to Google.
Speaker 2: And take them. Let them take the blame. I spell
Speaker 2: probed right, Yes you did, did I? But but you
Speaker 2: spelled butt wrong. It's b you t T I know.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to make your spell it motherfucker for
Speaker 2: all the people that's listening.
Speaker 3: I do have I have one of those cinema signs,
Speaker 3: and I put aliens prode my butt for this episode.
Speaker 2: And for all of our listeners.
Speaker 5: Tom also has a probe in his butt, which you
Speaker 5: can't see right now, but it's it's there, and it's blinking.
Speaker 2: It's about the size, Bro, you gotta upgrade your butt plug.
Speaker 2: That's too small. Don't be. I thought you're gonna pull
Speaker 2: out like a fucking black huge deal. You get yourself
Speaker 2: one of these, buddy. No, I don't, I don't shame.
Speaker 2: I don't none of that. But I'm not. That ain't
Speaker 2: my flavor.
Speaker 5: But I did bring some special friend of ours that
Speaker 5: our listeners will remember and our viewers will remember.
Speaker 2: For this episode in particular. Okay, let me go get
Speaker 2: them really quick. Okay, my god, this stupid. Can you
Speaker 2: guess what I'm drinking on? Is it a Gin and Tonic? Yes,
Speaker 2: you are correct, sir, You are correct sir. For all
Speaker 2: of our listeners.
Speaker 5: Tom's actually just a gigantic fan of Missus McMurray from
Speaker 5: Letter Kenny.
Speaker 2: I've never even seen that show, page show. He's always
Speaker 2: trying to get some cocksuck and G and T's m
Speaker 2: that is delicious. That is I know, not astray for
Speaker 2: this episode, bro, I'm fucking ready.
Speaker 5: Let's get into some crazy, weird teenage jungle abduction.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about world leaders either, folks.
Speaker 3: I still have some Express, so I'm gonna get on that.
Speaker 3: And like I said on the one episode, we have
Speaker 3: X certain episodes that weren't up to the low standards
Speaker 3: that we do have, So we will be recovering some
Speaker 3: very big cases and episodes that got a lot of
Speaker 3: big downloads even though they weren't up to my standards,
Speaker 3: which are very low. But be prepared because we got
Speaker 3: one coming soon with Billy that's gonna be pretty exciting
Speaker 3: and I think you guys will dig it. I got
Speaker 3: some Potapple Express in my pen and guess what I
Speaker 3: just watched on Monday again.
Speaker 2: Back door, solet's nine. Uh no, that was last week.
Speaker 2: Mars Attacks. Nice.
Speaker 5: Nice, I'm not putting my tattoo up to the screen.
Speaker 5: All I have to say is fuck Pete Davidson. I
Speaker 5: had a Mars Attack tattoo way before he did. I
Speaker 5: like Pete Davidson. My only beef with him is that,
Speaker 5: you know, he has some Mars Attacks tattoo, and anyone
Speaker 5: that got one after I got one is obviously inferior.
Speaker 3: It's fucking Kim Kardashian's gargantuan ass. It's ridiculously he fuck
Speaker 3: a hob at all he wants. I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: so weird, like Chelsea, Like the new season of the
Speaker 3: Kardashians came on, like fucking Disney Plus, which is so weird,
Speaker 3: and yeah, right, it's through, it's through.
Speaker 2: I don't know all of the stupid things they go now.
Speaker 3: And uh, it's just like, shoot, I was editing and
Speaker 3: she was watching it, and I'm like, it just looks unnatural,
Speaker 3: so unnatural.
Speaker 2: It's fucking weird. Her ass. Yes, isn't it cosmetic? Oh
Speaker 2: of course it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is fucking it's massive, and when it's photoshopped
Speaker 3: looks nice. But if you see her listen like everyday
Speaker 3: bikinis she's got it looks all sorts of gross.
Speaker 5: It's whatever. I got some cherry kool aid. Oh, that's awesome,
Speaker 5: pipe and smoke. For our listeners, this is being recorded
Speaker 5: on four twenty one, so you'll have to excuse me.
Speaker 5: But yesterday was, as the kids said, thirty years ago
Speaker 5: off the Hiszye.
Speaker 2: Yes we were.
Speaker 3: It was four twenty when the day before we recorded this,
Speaker 3: we actually talked about doing a fun four twenty rant
Speaker 3: style episode, even for the Patriot or just for a
Speaker 3: bonus episode.
Speaker 2: But I got so stone I forgot about it.
Speaker 5: I'd say, like true stoners, we just procrastinated until it
Speaker 5: was too late.
Speaker 2: So exactly.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I watched Mars Attacks recently, which will be
Speaker 3: coming eventually on to our Unreal reviews on Patreon, so
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Speaker 5: Should I I want the listeners to know that they
Speaker 5: still got two out of four hosts working for him,
Speaker 5: and that ain't bad, all right.
Speaker 3: So let's get into an alien abduction in a jungle,
Speaker 3: the jungle calling it the Jungle Boy.
Speaker 2: Any Alien Abduction Team Loist Carlos Sera, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: And it took it took me so.
Speaker 5: Long to like remember what this dude's name was, to
Speaker 5: look him up. And every time you said jungle boy,
Speaker 5: in my mind went to jungle book. So I was like, well,
Speaker 5: this dude's name isn't Mowgli, so I can't look that up.
Speaker 2: And dude, you'd be amazed at how little.
Speaker 5: Comes up when you pop ufo Jungle Abduction into the
Speaker 5: search engine, like it's music, it's mostly music.
Speaker 3: Sounds like, I don't know if I should call it that,
Speaker 3: if I should just call I think I should. Should
Speaker 3: I call it jungle boy alien abduction.
Speaker 2: No, you should call it jungle boogie. Jungle Nah, that
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense, jungle boogie. Let's just start. Let's just
Speaker 2: start naming our episodes.
Speaker 5: After fucking weird songs that were in Tarantino flicks.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me know, I don't know what
Speaker 3: to name this yet. Alien abduction in the Jungle, Jungle,
Speaker 3: Anium abduction, jungle boy gets abducted by aliens.
Speaker 2: Bung hole in the jungle.
Speaker 3: You never give good suggestions when I ask you for them.
Speaker 2: You're talking about it's a great suggestion. I just don't
Speaker 2: like my suggestions.
Speaker 3: In March nineteen seventy eight, a fisherman was out by
Speaker 3: a river in the state of man O Manahurrah, Brazil.
Speaker 2: Hit that cringe.
Speaker 3: Button already, So cringey Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking sweek's good, cringey ass bitch?
Speaker 3: Uh Marina, Marina, did you find out how to pronounce this?
Speaker 2: Bitch? Oh? I'm sorry. I thought Google was the person
Speaker 2: shall be helping you.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking I do not. I go to Google
Speaker 3: Speak when I have to speak. But I guess I
Speaker 3: am speaking.
Speaker 2: Right now, Mara Narrah? How mad? And how I didn't
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 3: How I'm I'm an English kid that didn't even care
Speaker 3: to fucking learn French because I hated it.
Speaker 2: So you can't even really learn English to be honest, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know that's because, Uh do I have that yet? No?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: Well, you speak Canadian, I speak American. None of us
Speaker 5: speak English. We speak a variation thereof.
Speaker 3: And uh, fucking when's that? Look at me on my
Speaker 3: knees Japanese.
Speaker 2: Chinese Japanese dry knees. Look at these? Yes? What the
Speaker 2: fuck did I say? All Right?
Speaker 3: Well it is four twenty two, so uh, let's let's
Speaker 3: get into this. So in Brazil, when there is like
Speaker 3: concentration was broken, this this man, this fishery, this fisherman
Speaker 3: in in nineteen seventy eight, he's out, he's out fishing,
Speaker 3: uh in Brazil, and you know it's concentration. Don't know
Speaker 3: how much concentration you need with fishing. You just have
Speaker 3: to stare at the water and hopefully something pulls on
Speaker 3: your rod.
Speaker 2: No, motherfucker, he's fishing in Brazil. He doesn't have a
Speaker 2: bass master fucking rod.
Speaker 5: He uses his hands, likely either using his hands a
Speaker 5: net or a spear.
Speaker 3: Yes, I guess a spear would make sense. And this
Speaker 3: is nineteen seventy eight, So Brazil wasn't.
Speaker 2: Doing that well. Brazil is not doing that well right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no wonder. But you know what, as far as
Speaker 3: I know, they're not bought out by the world. They
Speaker 3: can now perform, so we will see they're brought out
Speaker 3: by the cartels. So when his concentration was broken by
Speaker 3: screams from a nearby jungle, gonna give me a Brazilian scream.
Speaker 3: I one thing I gotta say about Brazil is goddamn
Speaker 3: man doude. They have nice looking ladies. They have extremely
Speaker 3: sexy ladies in my opinion. You know a lot of
Speaker 3: them have penises, right, some of them. But it's not
Speaker 3: as bad as Japan. But if you scanned Thailand, same shit.
Speaker 2: But if you are Japanese listeners, yeah, well, Sue Dan,
Speaker 2: I what up?
Speaker 3: Man? I got I got you on my back still,
Speaker 3: so you know. And they you know, the sexy brazil parades, man,
Speaker 3: I don't know if some of them are man. They
Speaker 3: look damn good. Yeah, carnivall, man, their big booties are out.
Speaker 3: I don't know how kids can go to that thing.
Speaker 3: I don't think they should be allowed.
Speaker 2: But hey, because.
Speaker 5: Most of Europe is not is not founded by a
Speaker 5: bunch of prudes, like fucking Canada and America.
Speaker 3: That's true, our spoiled rich kids alarm. The fisherman stopped
Speaker 3: what he was doing, and I didn't give me a
Speaker 3: Brazilian scream yet I did, did you?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm too steady, but I'll give you another one.
Speaker 2: Hang on han Hi, Oh yeah, I do remember you
Speaker 2: doing that. Man.
Speaker 3: That's what we does to your brain. You forget things
Speaker 3: in fucking three point five seconds.
Speaker 2: Marijuana affects the memory alarm.
Speaker 3: The fisherman stopped what he was doing and ventured into
Speaker 3: the thick, murky underbrush towards the desperate cries, until he
Speaker 3: came to a teenage boy laying there on the ground.
Speaker 2: He said, can I get the little SUCKI sucky for five? Bucky?
Speaker 2: Any tenu? Why how do we go from Brazil to Vietnam?
Speaker 2: What happened here? How do you?
Speaker 3: Is Brazil's in Spanish? Spanaish hocks on tensim got.
Speaker 5: I think Brazil speaks Portuguese and Spanish. I think those
Speaker 5: are the two languages in Brazil. I could be very wrong.
Speaker 5: Portugal is near Spain, so I'm probably very wrong. Because
Speaker 5: Brazil is near America.
Speaker 2: I thought they speak German. Oh that's an Argentina. No,
Speaker 2: that's Argentina.
Speaker 3: The boy seemed to be in a rough shape, unable
Speaker 3: to move, and even when asked who he was, he
Speaker 3: could only respond with gargling cries of pain. Wow, I
Speaker 3: don't think you sound like a fucking lawn more starting
Speaker 3: He's an eighteen.
Speaker 2: Year old boy, not an eighty year old man. I
Speaker 2: don't know. He got all fucked up by aliens too,
Speaker 2: sound I'm doing my best here.
Speaker 3: Whoever this boy was, he seemed to be in a
Speaker 3: sort of like spaced out daze, and considering there was
Speaker 3: blood coming from his mouth, the fisherman assumed he had
Speaker 3: been attacked by someone.
Speaker 2: When authority is.
Speaker 3: Out dazed, spaced out, you fucking pun spaced out, dazed,
Speaker 3: spaced out, dazed and confused, spaced out.
Speaker 2: Because he got picked up by aliens.
Speaker 3: Oh that's punny, as ship billy would love that. One
Speaker 3: billy would love it. Because when authorities arrived, they they
Speaker 3: the boy was taken to a hospital, they realized he
Speaker 3: had four missing teeth.
Speaker 5: He got out, his molars were ripped out and like
Speaker 5: a lot of his front teeth were fucked up and
Speaker 5: jagged too. Apparently, Yes, the dude also had a ton
Speaker 5: of radiation burns all over and which, of course, you know,
Speaker 5: anyone familiar with UFO cases was well aware that that
Speaker 5: radiation burns are very common, uh, you know, trait, physiological
Speaker 5: trait of being abducted.
Speaker 3: So with other teeth jagged and broken, as Anton said,
Speaker 3: patches of his hair that appeared to have been literally
Speaker 3: burnt off, red marks almost like sunburns around his ears,
Speaker 3: and by the time doctors looked at him. He was
Speaker 3: some he was somewhat of like unresponsive and a kind
Speaker 3: of a catatonic state. So he hit that good good Indica,
Speaker 3: hit that good good Indica.
Speaker 2: He got jungle locked instead of couch locked. Is there
Speaker 2: a wee stream with the name jungle and I should
Speaker 2: have smoke there. There has to be, right, there has
Speaker 2: to be. I was gonna say a really bad joke.
Speaker 2: Never mind, so a cancelable joke.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he was moved to more of a modern
Speaker 3: medical facility. What do you mean modern They out in
Speaker 3: a fuck in the woods and a makeshift for it.
Speaker 5: Well, you know how you have like urgent cares and
Speaker 5: then you have hospitals and stuff like that. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: you probably had what was known as aid stations for
Speaker 5: like military people, which are just set up like Red
Speaker 5: Cross tent style things.
Speaker 2: This is having an actual hospital in the city. So
Speaker 2: you would have like a.
Speaker 5: A village doctor and what have you, which probably just
Speaker 5: had your normal like in home everyday physicians set up.
Speaker 2: But if you needed more advanced stuff like X.
Speaker 5: Rays or facilities to perform surgery, you'd probably have to.
Speaker 2: Go to the doctor's like a city.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, wait, Okay, I see you got very hurt,
Speaker 3: very badly. Can I pee inside your mouth and we'll
Speaker 3: see if that heals it. I pee on everything. I
Speaker 3: peel on pe on snake bites, I pee on broken elbows,
Speaker 3: and somehow it fixes it.
Speaker 2: I am the mere productor Maurine. It is magico.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they're like, here's some beeswax. Let
Speaker 3: me just rub it on the fucking wound.
Speaker 2: All right, listeners, I apologize.
Speaker 5: I will have a cough drop because I'm getting over
Speaker 5: being sick and my voice is ultra nasally.
Speaker 2: Anton got COVID three times in a row, right, totally.
Speaker 5: I got like eighty one fucking vaccines and twelve booster shots.
Speaker 5: I don't know how how it's supposed to never get
Speaker 5: sick again.
Speaker 3: So only after a few days did he begin to
Speaker 3: come out of his weird days. Days man days was
Speaker 3: this kid was out what he did? He had a
Speaker 3: quite strange story to tell.
Speaker 2: That's fucking strange.
Speaker 3: And so it would begeting one of the weirdest alien
Speaker 3: inbduction accounts Brazil has ever seen. It started as a
Speaker 3: normal day for the always sixteen years old my bad
Speaker 3: sixteen year.
Speaker 5: Old Sierra Carlos Lois Sarah, who in.
Speaker 3: March nineteen seventy eight was near his home in the
Speaker 3: village of Panevla Panevlae and collected Guavo fruit for his family.
Speaker 5: Guavas a great Wien album. And who listens to ween
Speaker 5: fucking dorks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I said, you would have got a very
Speaker 3: along with the strange kid Spencer that came on one
Speaker 3: episode for the If you guys remember this for the
Speaker 3: Mermaid episode, Spencer is a weird child and he tried
Speaker 3: to show me some weird music and I said, I
Speaker 3: don't know about this.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Tom listens to just the most obscure doom rap
Speaker 2: you've ever heard in your life.
Speaker 3: Now, I listened to the constant screeching of a hawk,
Speaker 3: and that's what people think. I'm like bopping the rap beats,
Speaker 3: but no, it's just the hawk gets me through my
Speaker 3: day motivated.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the hawk sounds, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just like a very sharp Uh.
Speaker 3: So he had he had a weird story, and you
Speaker 3: know it started for him. You know, he's sixteen years old,
Speaker 3: you know who's He's out near his home in this
Speaker 3: village and he's collecting through the area was covered in
Speaker 3: thick jungle, but he had been out there so many
Speaker 3: times before, and Louis, you know, I thought it was
Speaker 3: just another boring day until that.
Speaker 2: Day began to take a strange turn.
Speaker 3: Start with a loud noise like a siren that boomed
Speaker 3: and reverberated amongst the trees.
Speaker 5: Oh was it that kind of siren? Was it a
Speaker 5: temptress of the deep siren?
Speaker 2: Or they can't swim that far? They verge siren?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Forever Purge was in most of the Purge movie suck.
Speaker 5: I don't get the fucking fascination with him, other than
Speaker 5: people loving them because they're like, how cool would it
Speaker 5: be if I got to run around killing people?
Speaker 3: No, I just it's just it's just a weird new
Speaker 3: genre of like horror movies. It's just like a part
Speaker 3: it's not even that new technically, but no, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's a post apocalyptic horror movie. It's been done better
Speaker 5: called Escape from New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. First two not bad. You know, I've
Speaker 3: watched all of them. But you know, I'm a I'm
Speaker 3: a weird horror fan and get ready for that too.
Speaker 3: For horror movies, most of the planet is horror movies,
Speaker 3: but it might venture off ato other things that me
Speaker 3: and Anton have plans, and hopefully one day a billy
Speaker 3: can join in on this fun stuff on the Patreon,
Speaker 3: which he's gonna develop more time.
Speaker 2: I don't know where.
Speaker 3: Out of his hands, out of his magical hands is
Speaker 3: alien fucking et fingers. He's gonna develop more more time,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna do some commentary on horror movies. So
Speaker 3: the idea we've said it before is you press play
Speaker 3: as soon as we start the movie and you get
Speaker 3: to hear us make fun of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our commentary tracks, we'll basically be doing riff tracking,
Speaker 5: but I only I can call it riff tracking.
Speaker 2: Tom beat that out. I beat it, I beat it hard,
Speaker 2: beat it, not beat it. I beat it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's true. Ah.
Speaker 3: So, starting with loud noises obviously boom, He's like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is happening? This was not normal sound for
Speaker 3: a jungle one though. Shit obviously not natural, and at
Speaker 3: first Luis thought it might have been an aircraft overhead,
Speaker 3: but when he looked up it would prove to be
Speaker 3: no normal aircraft.
Speaker 5: It was, in fact, a big ass fucking spice ship.
Speaker 3: When Luise peered up through the canopy of the trees
Speaker 3: stretching as far above, stretching far above, he felt nearly
Speaker 3: blind by the intensely bright light. As he stood there,
Speaker 3: fright and wondering what possibly could produce such light, he
Speaker 3: suddenly found that he couldn't move his body. Classic, classic,
Speaker 3: total classic fleet paralysis.
Speaker 2: Yes, lots lots of time.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what time it is right now,
Speaker 3: Luise would claim that something had paralyzed him. He fell
Speaker 3: to the ground, unable to move or even cry out.
Speaker 3: As he layered there helpless, the light began to soar
Speaker 3: of kngeal around him, almost like Cosby's favorite jello pudding.
Speaker 5: That's not the only thing that's congealing when you got
Speaker 5: the Cosby in you, that's true.
Speaker 3: Do you think he gets still jizz on him? They
Speaker 3: were fucking asleep and then you still had ordered to
Speaker 3: come out like a paddot.
Speaker 2: What do you mean while they're still asleep?
Speaker 5: You know that would How would them sleeping have anything
Speaker 5: to do with the consistency of Bill Cosby's jizz?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I just thought, like, how can
Speaker 3: you even get hard still? Why isn't he to put
Speaker 3: them asleep. Why isn't he just like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: This shit was happening when Cosby was in his thirties
Speaker 2: and forties.
Speaker 3: That's true because Joe Rogan says, you remember stuff in
Speaker 3: the fucking like like the eighties, hearing stories about him.
Speaker 5: Well, Joe Rogan wasn't a comedian in the eighties. Joe
Speaker 5: Rogan was still a lad in the eighties.
Speaker 2: I believe eighties or nineties. May yeah, babe, I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: Early when he was on news radio and shit, yeah
Speaker 3: he said not. I swear he said eighties at the
Speaker 3: late eighties maybe.
Speaker 2: But probably. I mean, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's spoken to comedians that were around in
Speaker 5: the eighties that like talking.
Speaker 2: He is like, fucking seventy five man looks great though,
Speaker 2: push he's almost sixty other right now, I know, I'm
Speaker 2: just joking.
Speaker 3: So off of Cosby's come until he was enveloped by
Speaker 3: the jello pudding.
Speaker 2: Give me a jello pudding, bro Oh, I got the
Speaker 2: jello pudding and zipples ebbow with my bullding pop. But
Speaker 2: in your ear, Oh, you're gonna love it, Louise. You see.
Speaker 6: I like the way that the sweat glistens off your back,
Speaker 6: and uh, I just want you to know that I've
Speaker 6: made you a beverage because you look like you're sweating
Speaker 6: a lot on this beautiful day.
Speaker 2: That's right, yep, swallow it all down. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pull out the pudding. I'm gonna put it in
Speaker 2: your fucking bore. That's right.
Speaker 3: Why he loved pudding Pops so much because he's on
Speaker 3: the commercial all the time.
Speaker 5: Because no, it's just hysterea, because he was howking pudding
Speaker 5: Pops all the time.
Speaker 3: What a strange fellow? Wow, when he's a strange man.
Speaker 3: When and when he died, so definitely got the famous dead.
Speaker 3: And it's not gonna be a pretty one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not gonna be a famous dead.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be how much do we hate Bill Cosby?
Speaker 3: You know, the most hated women in America right now
Speaker 3: is Jada fucking Smith.
Speaker 2: Yeah she should be. She's a fucking whore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a see you next Tuesday, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go. So obviously it was enveloped by this goo, this,
Speaker 3: this this substance, and he felt that, you know, lift
Speaker 3: his body off the forest floor into the air as something.
Speaker 3: We're pulling him towards upward, upward, upward, we go. Now terrified,
Speaker 3: the boy continued, is ascend. He's going up into the
Speaker 3: into the sky, right through the branches of the canopy
Speaker 3: and above the sea of the jungle green. That's when
Speaker 3: he finally saw the source of the light. And according
Speaker 3: to Louise hovering above him, is it Lewis?
Speaker 2: Is it not? It's Louise Louis.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's no way for me to do a
Speaker 5: Brazilian without making it super racist.
Speaker 2: So Louis, Louis, come back to Chamada. It's Louis. Have
Speaker 2: I been saying Louise or am I just high? I
Speaker 2: think it's Louise. No, it's Lewis. What okay?
Speaker 3: Fuck this kid's name right, His name is Lewis now
Speaker 3: like the kid from fucking Even Stevens. So, according to Lewis,
Speaker 3: hovering over the jungle was a large round object with
Speaker 3: a dome top lined with windows along the sides, and
Speaker 3: after he was floating to get closer to the craft
Speaker 3: and closer to the craft, he claimed that he was
Speaker 3: pulled towards this mysterious sphere and right through.
Speaker 2: The fucking window he went through the window.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's just some sort of weird like force
Speaker 5: field thing instead of like an actual glass window, as
Speaker 5: you or I would call it. It's just you know,
Speaker 5: uh like uh membrane of sorts.
Speaker 2: Took me a second to think of the word, but yeah,
Speaker 2: a membrane. Trying to think it. What's that movie?
Speaker 3: But the guy like it's fucking He's like, I think
Speaker 3: it's shot back.
Speaker 2: Oh it's stupid that movie.
Speaker 3: Dumbass guy from fucking tool Time, Tim Tim Allen.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna sit there and talk shit about Galaxy Quest,
Speaker 5: I'm leaving this podcast right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, I actually watched that recently and it's still pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's a weird one. It's a weird movie. It's it's
Speaker 2: very weird.
Speaker 5: But the best part about the DVD is there's a
Speaker 5: segment where Sigourney Weaver wraps.
Speaker 2: What, yeah, can we do that?
Speaker 3: We have to do that for an unreal review Galaxy Quest. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: it'll be fun. It is just we are here to
Speaker 3: get you the way they fucking guy.
Speaker 2: Talks, Yeah, trying to mimic the human voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are here farm the planet, fuck you, all right,
Speaker 3: So and so this, This spaceship does remind me of
Speaker 3: Bartie Barty, Barty, Barney and Betty Hill and how it
Speaker 3: has like the windows all along it, like the you know,
Speaker 3: the typical.
Speaker 7: Were you trying to pretend that it froze there, It's
Speaker 7: like the typical flying saucer, right, And how Barney, Barnie
Speaker 7: and Betty Hill saw like inside the windows so.
Speaker 5: Windows on the top are windows around like the middle
Speaker 5: of the rim because it's usually like you have.
Speaker 2: That stereotypical like for example, yes.
Speaker 3: This no, but when Barny and Betty Hill saw, if
Speaker 3: you go back to the episode, right, it's like a
Speaker 3: windows around it. It's got like a dome on top,
Speaker 3: it's got the windows around like appears each individual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like going through on the sides. Okay, so that
Speaker 2: type of craft. Yeah, and it was it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: So we like materialized or de materializing as you say,
Speaker 3: through this craft and materialized inside of it and pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: And then when he was inside, he was then gently
Speaker 3: lowered to the floor, from which Lewis looked up and
Speaker 3: could see three humanoid beings and metallic suits visors standing
Speaker 3: around him speaking in some unknown language.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy for as gently as they you.
Speaker 5: Know, the care they took in bringing him onto the ship.
Speaker 5: Clearly somewhere in between now and when he's discovered, things
Speaker 5: take a very violent turn because the dude is fucked
Speaker 5: up when.
Speaker 2: He always fucked up, and they don't really can.
Speaker 3: I think they'd be like, let's let's I think they
Speaker 3: want to keep you as calm as possible. If this
Speaker 3: whole phenomenon is real, I definitely believe the aliens are real.
Speaker 3: We will get smoked out of a bong from an
Speaker 3: alien one day.
Speaker 5: Oh we are, it's right behind you, and it'll soon
Speaker 5: be behind me whatever tea spring you know, sends me
Speaker 5: mus shit.
Speaker 3: And then we'll have all sorts of fun. So the
Speaker 3: thing is, I think it's finally wearing visors, Like there's
Speaker 3: some fucking poker player trying to hide their fucking their
Speaker 3: gaze onto the cars.
Speaker 2: They're just looking down like they guy. They'd be funny.
Speaker 3: They're full on like metallic suits and they're wearing like
Speaker 3: the visors like fucking uh.
Speaker 2: Tom Uh fucking Thompson used to wear. Oh the Rowel
Speaker 2: dou Green Vegas viser. Yeah, pretty great. There's one of
Speaker 2: them just got aviator glasses on.
Speaker 3: There's bats flying around over here, smoking a cigarette, fucking
Speaker 3: with with the holder.
Speaker 2: The one aliens just was stumbling around. You know, he's
Speaker 2: fucked up on some sort of space drugs.
Speaker 3: Man, if we got some crazy drugs, I couldn't imagine
Speaker 3: what they have.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Well, I mean, what do you
Speaker 2: think of that bong behind you?
Speaker 5: That ain't fucking regular terrestrial weed? You got no time
Speaker 5: for earth weed. That's that's like human souls getting smoked
Speaker 5: through that bong.
Speaker 2: Dude, domb and full of com man. They love it.
Speaker 2: It's adrenochrome. They're smoking a dream chrome. So they're speaking
Speaker 2: some unknown language to him.
Speaker 3: As he tried to comprehend what was going on, the
Speaker 3: craft began to move and things would get even stranger still,
Speaker 3: although his memory of even although his memory of the
Speaker 3: event would remain somewhat murky, he says the craft went
Speaker 3: to a place that was dark and devoid of mountains, dark.
Speaker 5: And void of mountains. Well, the valley would be in
Speaker 5: between mountains, but like a pit. So the void then, yeah, Well.
Speaker 3: It was just a vast, expansive, weird like area, almost
Speaker 3: like when you go into the matrix and you're in
Speaker 3: that where it's like nothingness, which is like completely white.
Speaker 3: But the weird thing is there was some sort of tall, tall,
Speaker 3: strange tall grass. Okay, nothing but blackness above Also it
Speaker 3: was like all black with all this grass around him,
Speaker 3: which is even weirder. And he levitated back out of
Speaker 3: the craft and he was set down above a flat
Speaker 3: rock in the clearing, and he would say, what happens next? Fuck?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, I'm fucking then, all right,
Speaker 3: I'm doing a Mexican. I was taken to a strange
Speaker 3: land with no trees and only with tall grass.
Speaker 5: I do not know how Randy Savage, a strange land
Speaker 5: with no slim gems and lots of trees.
Speaker 3: Ult Coogan, you're done, I said, even here, I'm coming
Speaker 3: for Old Comania. I do not I know how long
Speaker 3: it took me to get up there. I went out
Speaker 3: to the window and just came in. There was nothing
Speaker 3: supporting my back. I was still paralyzed. It was very
Speaker 3: It was a very strange place.
Speaker 2: I did not know.
Speaker 3: It seemed to be like a field but with no
Speaker 3: birds or it's a you know what, I'm gonna redo
Speaker 3: this for everybody.
Speaker 2: He's a fucking sixteen year old kid, I was taken.
Speaker 2: I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I was taken to a strange land with no trees
Speaker 3: and only tall grass. I do not know how long
Speaker 3: it took me to get there. I went out of
Speaker 3: the window as just as I came in, with nothing
Speaker 3: supporting my back. I was still paralyzed. It was strange
Speaker 3: place I did not know. It seemed like a field,
Speaker 3: but no birds. But the grass was very high, only
Speaker 3: about one meter. I did not see any house or building.
Speaker 3: I could not see the sky. There was no trees
Speaker 3: or stars. It was very dark. I was still paralyzed.
Speaker 3: So those people approached me and put me in it.
Speaker 3: I put a tube up my nose, eh, and uh,
Speaker 3: it did not hurt.
Speaker 2: Then they put a transparent ball in my mouth. Oh
Speaker 2: that sounds getting a little sexy, and a.
Speaker 3: Liquid ran down my fucking throat too fast. I fell
Speaker 3: asleep and did not know what happened after that, and
Speaker 3: I woke up in the bush.
Speaker 5: That dude definitely was taking loads after load after load
Speaker 5: down the throat.
Speaker 3: For me, it very much seems like they probably jerked
Speaker 3: into a ball and then they fucking shoved the down
Speaker 3: his throat.
Speaker 5: No, dude, it's one of those fetish toys that like
Speaker 5: keeps your mouth pride open so people can just come
Speaker 5: up and just use it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like uh bukaki.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's like for s and m Orgies and stuff.
Speaker 5: They make the same thing for assholes.
Speaker 2: I've seen it in.
Speaker 3: THEKKI videos though they stretched the Asian's mouth and I
Speaker 3: had coincided. Actually, can't fucking spit it out. Never seen
Speaker 3: those videos, Am I the only one?
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with those documentaries. Tom No boot cocky man.
Speaker 2: Look it up. Just look it up right now.
Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm telling all the fans, if you're a
Speaker 3: fucking sister year old boy, especially, look it up.
Speaker 2: See how it makes you feel.
Speaker 5: Okay, do not, first of all, you're if you're that young,
Speaker 5: turn this show off immediately.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 3: Hey, I got bitched out at Fast Mephobia the other day.
Speaker 3: I was playing Fast and Phobia late at night too
Speaker 3: when he was British. So I guess they're like, but
Speaker 3: there's there are a couple of hours ahead.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm British, so they're not people. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh so, uh let me tell you the
Speaker 3: story really quick. I gotta keep it because I think
Speaker 3: it's funny. It's playing fast my phobia. I was doing
Speaker 3: late night streaming and stuff like that and uh, which
Speaker 3: I normally don't do. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: Anton's not aroun gona jump up some fast my phobia.
Speaker 3: And there was this chick in the match and this
Speaker 3: other guy, and then someone else was in there, but
Speaker 3: we didn't hear them at first, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna be cool. Uh like these people
Speaker 3: seem cool, I'm gonna because I kept getting kicked out
Speaker 3: of matches or out of fucking games.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm annoying and.
Speaker 3: Uh so I can and I was I was drinking,
Speaker 3: so I probably in very stone, so I probably was annoying.
Speaker 3: And then so I came in this match. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this hilarius was making jokes. The chick was laughing at
Speaker 3: my joke said with the guy, and then the kid's like, okay,
Speaker 3: can you hear me sat and he's like here and
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we can hear you. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is awesome, my little British boy.
Speaker 3: And I was like, can you say yata wizard Harry?
Speaker 3: And I kept saying that, and he and this guy's like, actually,
Speaker 3: the one guy's like, I actually want to hear you
Speaker 3: say that too. So I got him to say it
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeata wizard, Harry and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: that just warmed my heart, dude. And he's like, I
Speaker 3: love you, mate, and I was like, you're a cool kid.
Speaker 3: And then I was He's like, I found a Wiji
Speaker 3: board and I was like all right. I was like,
Speaker 3: let's I was like, you know what, I have three
Speaker 3: Wigi boards. You know what all you gotta do is
Speaker 3: you gotta get a Weedi board. You gotta call some ship.
Speaker 3: It's fun times, man. And then the girl's like, don't
Speaker 3: be telling him that. And I'm like all you can.
Speaker 2: Do is he is a piece of paper and you.
Speaker 3: Spell the alphabet and and numbers, and you can put
Speaker 3: it with a show and you can make a weig board.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't think so, and she was like,
Speaker 3: don't tell him how to make a fucking Weedi board.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was playing it when I was twelve.
Speaker 2: It's okay. He's just he's only eight, but he can learn.
Speaker 3: And then she's like a good thing is she said
Speaker 3: second about like him because they were walking in another directors,
Speaker 3: I couldn't really hear that well. And she's like, she's like,
Speaker 3: you know, there's weird people on the internet.
Speaker 2: He's like, I know that. I try to be careful.
Speaker 2: And I was like, weird.
Speaker 3: She's like, you know what, the Internet's not the problem,
Speaker 3: it's the people. And I'm like, he's playing a fucking
Speaker 3: ghost game on the internet at eight years old.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't let my own kid do it. And she
Speaker 2: didn't like that. Wow, I got she.
Speaker 3: I was gonna put it on the patreoton the fact that,
Speaker 3: like she cussed me out and shit, and I was
Speaker 3: like and I was like, fuck these people. I logged off.
Speaker 3: I was like, Jesus christ Man, why is that a
Speaker 3: big deal? Do you think that's a big deal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just encouraging some kid to fucking go and
Speaker 2: pull a Wiji board out.
Speaker 3: Why is his parents, like the kids are on five thirteenth,
Speaker 3: Why are you playing a game that has ghosts and ghouls?
Speaker 2: And where are you intentionally antagonizing that trial? I thought
Speaker 2: it was hilarious, man, tell me some pretty school. Apparently
Speaker 2: we're the only one that thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Tell me some fucking Harry Potter quotes, Man, I love it,
Speaker 3: Come on, do it, just do it, just do it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was I was like Jesus Christ. People get so offended.
Speaker 3: I was just telling him to use the wigi board, how.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 5: First of all, you never are supposed to use a
Speaker 5: Wigi board by yourself.
Speaker 3: I did it?
Speaker 2: Are we are we using you as the exam of
Speaker 2: the role model.
Speaker 3: Now all right back to alien. I just had to
Speaker 3: tell you that. I just decided to tell Maybe I'll
Speaker 3: cut that from the audio, but stand in.
Speaker 2: The Oh no, that's staying in the audio, don't you
Speaker 2: dare cut that?
Speaker 3: It would be it would not be until three days
Speaker 3: later that he would be found there by the fishermen,
Speaker 3: three days later after the abduction. And we're eventually gonna
Speaker 3: get into Travis Walton very soon. Me and Anton Anton
Speaker 3: have talked about getting into Travis Walton. I actually saw him,
Speaker 3: so that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's he's an alien convection.
Speaker 3: Convection, he's an alien convention near the cities I lived,
Speaker 3: and we went and I didn't buy any I just
Speaker 3: want to check it out. Was the first time we went,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to go around and I'll talk about
Speaker 3: on the episode. But then we saw him. Chelsea Gilder's
Speaker 3: that guy, and I was like, what very cool.
Speaker 2: Travis Walton, come tick on my bum hole.
Speaker 3: I'm just joking. You give me tickle my bum with
Speaker 3: his mustache. Would you find Travis Walton not making it
Speaker 3: any better? No, just fucking kidding. So obviously they it
Speaker 3: was three days later when he was found by the fishermen.
Speaker 3: It would turn out that he had been uh, he'd
Speaker 3: been in a search effort to locate the boy. This
Speaker 3: whole village was in a search effort.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were concerned he disappeared and they didn't know
Speaker 3: where he was at they uh. The incident would capture
Speaker 3: the attention of UFO researcher and journalist Bob Pratt, who
Speaker 3: would go to the region to interview Lewis and other
Speaker 3: locals about what happened, also finding out that there there
Speaker 3: had been several other sightings of UFOs in the area
Speaker 3: at the time, anything sixties, fifties, sixties, seventies, even onto
Speaker 3: the eighties, a huge concentrate of UFOs UFO abductions, and
Speaker 3: it goes pretty deep. The fact that this was so prevalent,
Speaker 3: especially during the sixties and seventies. Three.
Speaker 2: Well, it was when it was.
Speaker 5: Really starting to gain steam, was in the sixties and seventies,
Speaker 5: because it was first reported in the forties, and then
Speaker 5: you know, through the fifties we had the atomic sci
Speaker 5: fi age, so it was reported, but it wasn't taken
Speaker 5: as seriously.
Speaker 2: And then now we're kind.
Speaker 5: Of living in the golden age of disclosure, even though
Speaker 5: it's half disclosure or it's a soft disclosure.
Speaker 3: Now, if they disclose aliens, the military complex fucking just disappears.
Speaker 2: It would what the fuck are you talking about it?
Speaker 5: If they disclose aliens, the military and complex gets more money.
Speaker 2: If those aliens are.
Speaker 3: Hostile, yeah, but the thing is it would crumble though.
Speaker 3: If they were advanced, as they say, they would be advanced.
Speaker 3: They'd be traveling, if they could reach here from some
Speaker 3: other plan at or something like that. They would be advance,
Speaker 3: which means technology technologically, they'd be advanced, would wipe out
Speaker 3: our military. We would they would just say do it
Speaker 3: Mars attacks and journey in a fucking dust or they
Speaker 3: would just like you're just weapons would dissipate in your hands.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even be saying they'd be destroyed, not that
Speaker 2: they would just dissolve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would just you know, they would just yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe they could just fucking woh woah wah wah wah
Speaker 3: with their mind.
Speaker 2: The fucking gun's gone. You're saying that the military would
Speaker 2: be physically defeated.
Speaker 5: What I what I thought you were saying was that
Speaker 5: the military would just be like, we're out of here,
Speaker 5: bye bye, We're done.
Speaker 3: I just think the if the if aliens would show up,
Speaker 3: that it would just it would be dissolved slowly, like
Speaker 3: not that slow, but like fucking it would just they
Speaker 3: wouldn't be able to do ship. What are they gonna do?
Speaker 3: All these there were good aliens. All your guns are gone,
Speaker 3: they're gonna take them through bad aliens. You're fucking dead anyway.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that good people take away guns when
Speaker 2: people that want.
Speaker 3: Peace keep No, if every citizen should have a gun,
Speaker 3: no government official or police should have guns, because who
Speaker 3: cares if they die?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Us joking, support your boys in blue if they're not assholes.
Speaker 3: We're going off on a fucking bad thing here.
Speaker 2: What I don't know what this wee shit is, but
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of letting you take the reins and
Speaker 2: watching this train wreck at this point.
Speaker 3: So obviously Bob Pratt, a researcher, would go to interview
Speaker 3: Lewis and I find out what happened. So Pratt would
Speaker 3: also interview a medical personnel who had examined the boy,
Speaker 3: including including a neurologist and two psychiatrists, and even spoke
Speaker 3: with the town's mayor. What do you think the town's
Speaker 3: mayor looks like he's wearing like fucking like those leaves
Speaker 3: around his waist, like he's like Mowgli from the Jungle Book.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that if.
Speaker 5: For all of our listener and a half that exists
Speaker 5: in Brazil, that they are now gone.
Speaker 2: We love you, don't worry. We're just fucking joking. I
Speaker 2: know you have cities and your brain, your brain goes
Speaker 2: one way and my brain.
Speaker 5: Goes the other way, where I just picture him as
Speaker 5: the typical fat American mayor wearing the sash, which is
Speaker 5: the only reason you know that he's the mayor, because he.
Speaker 2: Has a sash that just says mayor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a sash, but its mayor leaves and
Speaker 3: they spell like mayor with fucking twigs on his chest.
Speaker 2: The e is backwards because they are backwards people. Bro,
Speaker 2: what do you think they're wearing? He didn't catch that.
Speaker 2: There's no Ian mayor. Oh yeah, spell like John Mayer
Speaker 2: for some reason.
Speaker 3: Just that's the only CDs they get down there. It
Speaker 3: was just John Mayer CDs.
Speaker 2: And they're like, every village needs a mayor, but it's
Speaker 2: John Mayer. He has a fucking guitar. Uh, but it's
Speaker 2: actually Ukulelean. It's made out of fucking bamboo. That's how
Speaker 2: he captured timtoo. Through the jungle. You get, but fucked
Speaker 2: by alliens. That was pretty good.
Speaker 3: I could probably better if I had raised my voice
Speaker 3: a little higher to knowing the neighbors. So none of
Speaker 3: them had rational explanations of why he was found in
Speaker 3: the condition that he was, rather curiously, according to research
Speaker 3: Albert Sales in August nineteen seventy eight, there was a
Speaker 3: signing of three glowing humanoids and silver coveralls and around
Speaker 3: true translucent helmets, like you're like typical alien.
Speaker 2: That's weird. To be honest, if there was reports of that,
Speaker 2: that is actually pretty strange. I see this whole thing
Speaker 2: to me has a very uh.
Speaker 5: Somebody was testing some nasty shit out in the jungle
Speaker 5: and someone got caught in the crossfire.
Speaker 2: Could be true, could be true, like maybe it was
Speaker 2: a sound weapon or an energy weapon or something along
Speaker 2: those lines.
Speaker 5: And they went in and like they found him and
Speaker 5: were like, oh fuck, he's still alive and he's not
Speaker 5: bad enough that we should maybe just liquidate him cuz
Speaker 5: you know, you'll probably come looking for this kid.
Speaker 3: Why would they care about a kid in a village though, Man,
Speaker 3: it's a village. There's like fucking fifteen people there.
Speaker 5: That's the other thing too, is I don't know any
Speaker 5: number of reasons. Maybe that research team had a conscience.
Speaker 3: Well he's too old to seliman the sex trafficking ring
Speaker 3: in Brazil, so let's just leave him be. Yes, the
Speaker 3: world is a dark and nasty place. If you don't
Speaker 3: know already, you'll find it. Uh so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So which is weird?
Speaker 3: They found these weird humanoids that are still in silver coveralls,
Speaker 3: you know, and they're just strange people. And they don't
Speaker 3: know if it's connected to Lewis's remains, it's unknown, but
Speaker 3: I think it's fine.
Speaker 2: They when little little helmets.
Speaker 3: It just to me, it's like the almost like it
Speaker 3: is like Mars attacks where they just have the dome
Speaker 3: around the fucking head.
Speaker 2: I just love that you said remains when this dude survives. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the case remains unknown.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, never mind, I thought you said when
Speaker 5: they found his remains, they found him.
Speaker 2: They didn't find as remains. Technically, he still remains, right. No,
Speaker 2: remains are what remains after the person has died. Who
Speaker 2: gave that definition? That's the definition. It's hard to know
Speaker 2: what may. It's hard to know what to make of
Speaker 2: this utterly bizarre case.
Speaker 3: Investigators who have looked into this deemed Lewis to be
Speaker 3: perfectly rational and calm, a calm witness, you know who.
Speaker 3: Never Actually, he never got away from his real story,
Speaker 3: the story that he told. He stuck with which to me,
Speaker 3: I'm a believer. I believe in aliens. I always will.
Speaker 3: No one will stop me from doing it. Even if
Speaker 3: you strap me up to one of those James Bond
Speaker 3: traps where you get hit in the testicles constantly, I'll
Speaker 3: still admit aliens exist. Okay, so it's obviously deemed that
Speaker 3: he's rational, and he never really he never deviated from
Speaker 3: his core story of what he told.
Speaker 5: Never never deviated from his story. He never gained anything
Speaker 5: from his story. That's one of the things, you know,
Speaker 5: that's really big within the UFO world is that most
Speaker 5: people who report UFO sightings and actually tell stories of abductions,
Speaker 5: they don't, you know, they don't go on the tours
Speaker 5: circuit and make a bunch of money. They end up
Speaker 5: having what careers or paths that they have in life
Speaker 5: destroyed by these stories. So that alone should either lend
Speaker 5: a little bit of credibility to it, or you know,
Speaker 5: could could be the the argument that that's just their
Speaker 5: mental illness coming out and it was a hallucination.
Speaker 2: Who knows in today's world.
Speaker 3: But you know, Nikes did send him some shoes so
Speaker 3: he could stop wearing fucking tree bances tied with bark.
Speaker 2: On his feet. Yeah, there were Nike decades.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he mysteriously was found dead in a
Speaker 3: fucking hotel room. Where were they a complex? Where are
Speaker 3: they just renting?
Speaker 2: A fucking call back to our Heaven's Gate episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we just did.
Speaker 8: It.
Speaker 2: Was like it was like a mansion, wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were renting like a giant mansion, And we
Speaker 5: did the conversion rate on the episode two.
Speaker 2: I don't have the notes in front of me right now.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 2: Throw back. So so go out there and listen to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a great episode, one of our
Speaker 3: better ones. But they're all great. They're all amazingly strange
Speaker 3: if you like us strange fellows. So there's nothing about
Speaker 3: him that suggests he would simply fabricate section otherworldly tail,
Speaker 3: and no reason to suspect he wo I've regained anything
Speaker 3: from it. There is also, uh, the collaborating reports of
Speaker 3: the other strangeness in the area.
Speaker 2: So what do we think all this?
Speaker 3: Is it just a mix with local superstition, maybe a
Speaker 3: dose of minor hysteria, or is there something more to it?
Speaker 3: For now, the strange case of Lewis Kudos Sierra remains
Speaker 3: an intriguing mystery that sees no It sees no concrete
Speaker 3: conclusion in sight, and has left in the realm of
Speaker 3: speculation to believe or not to believe. The hose Hedge
Speaker 3: can go on the hose Head's page on Facebook or
Speaker 3: Instagram and tell us what the fuck you think about
Speaker 3: this strange alien abduction.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna toss my hat into the uh,
Speaker 5: the plausible realm on this one. I'm gonna say this
Speaker 5: one between the lack of information just a little bit
Speaker 5: that we had the fact that this dude's life got
Speaker 5: super fucked up, he was super super.
Speaker 2: Damaged by this ship. Yeah, something happened to this dude.
Speaker 5: And I would say UFO abduction certainly a possibility, and
Speaker 5: I think maybe a little fallout from a military operation.
Speaker 2: Might be another one. But I think you do have
Speaker 2: a point.
Speaker 5: With the military operation, they probably would have just liquidated
Speaker 5: disass well.
Speaker 2: There is that point.
Speaker 3: But also you know they they picked certain people because
Speaker 3: there's people Most times, to me, it's people that won't
Speaker 3: be believe. That's always joke about the farmer Jed, you know,
Speaker 3: that goes out and needs his farmer's crops, and it
Speaker 3: says Tim and his fucking sister cousin, and you know,
Speaker 3: they're just hanging out. And it's usually people that won't
Speaker 3: be believed in the end of it anyway, so they
Speaker 3: don't really care because they'll just sound crazy.
Speaker 2: But this could be a case of where they were
Speaker 2: maybe in.
Speaker 3: The seventies testing out UFO technology that maybe they got
Speaker 3: during the nineteen forties, and this was an easy spot
Speaker 3: you go to fucking jungle and you just pick up
Speaker 3: some jungle boy and you know what I mean, he
Speaker 3: comes back and he doesn't know what the hell's happening,
Speaker 3: and you know, it's all history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, strange, that's as they say, some strange history. Yes
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: And we wanted to start, we want to get into
Speaker 3: a UFO case. I thought this one was interesting. It
Speaker 3: wasn't too dense, and it was something that I found, like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's one of the weirdest and strangest brazil
Speaker 3: accounts of Ufo abductions and the fact that it happened
Speaker 3: in a jungle is quite bizarre. And I feel like
Speaker 3: more stuff happens than we would probably think in you know,
Speaker 3: small villages and places like that, because if you think
Speaker 3: about some of the folklore that comes from indigenous people
Speaker 3: and cave drawings and all that stuff, who knows what
Speaker 3: even people back in the day were seeing because they
Speaker 3: you know, there was no judgment stuff, They just they
Speaker 3: And then these stories that were maybe real became this
Speaker 3: whole folklore tale of a you tell around a fire,
Speaker 3: you know, in a camp campground.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's how mythology works. So could be true, could
Speaker 2: not be true? You know what, I hope think on
Speaker 2: this one? You are you? Are you a believer on
Speaker 2: this one? I believe in anything, man.
Speaker 3: I think reptilians are controlling the world and the queen
Speaker 3: each children.
Speaker 2: So this is probably my own Do you think do
Speaker 2: you think this was a reptilian? Do you think this
Speaker 2: was a gray? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What aliens? Would you would you call this one? I
Speaker 2: think what's the what's the reptilian's take? I think it
Speaker 2: really went down here. Tease the clues together, Tom and
Speaker 2: give us your side.
Speaker 3: Considering the idea that the rampant alien inductions during the
Speaker 3: nineteen sixties to leading into the seventies of grays, because
Speaker 3: grays were used right by the reptilians almost as an
Speaker 3: interface to help abduct people.
Speaker 2: So they have to do with themselves. What's a biomechanical
Speaker 2: drone of sorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, so, And I do believe that there's there's
Speaker 3: grays that like exist, that are actual biological beings that
Speaker 3: maybe were creating a vat and then they were like,
Speaker 3: you know what, these motherfuckers are not listening to us anymore.
Speaker 2: They're over there in Zata rearticular. They're doing their own thing.
Speaker 3: So we've got a thing of we gotta build and
Speaker 3: think of something we can make that's more robotic and
Speaker 3: mechanic that will just listen to us as soon as
Speaker 3: we say something like, you know, man cheering candidate type
Speaker 3: style gray And they could have came in right there
Speaker 3: and they're just doing even tests and just saying because
Speaker 3: obviously they sprayed some weird ship into his mouth, all right,
Speaker 3: with this weird ball like it's from fucking Fantasium phantasm
Speaker 3: phantasm Fantasium.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, that's fucking straight. Where's where's the I
Speaker 2: and the you in phantasm? To cringey ass bitch.
Speaker 3: I've got a little stone for this episode. But yes,
Speaker 3: uh uh fantastmphobia.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I actually know why those people will
Speaker 5: get so fucking annoyed with you when you.
Speaker 2: Play those games, because I'm annoying the same reason we
Speaker 2: get annoyed with you when you play Dead by Daylight
Speaker 2: with us.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to listen, and games involve you not talking
Speaker 5: at every three fucking seconds.
Speaker 3: Well, get ready for when I play that game in
Speaker 3: silence where you literally have to be quiet the whole time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die every fucking five minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not gonna gonna be a point to playing
Speaker 5: the fucking game. You're just gonna sit there and continue
Speaker 5: to die.
Speaker 2: I'll test myself. I'll do it. I want, I will
Speaker 2: watch that.
Speaker 3: I'll be'll put duct tape over my mouth. Yeah, so,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it could be the possibility
Speaker 3: that it could be Gray's you know, just testing out technology,
Speaker 3: or because obviously second was done to him. He had
Speaker 3: burn marks, and to be honest, they could have give
Speaker 3: him the old jerky jerky and they could have taken
Speaker 3: a sperm sample. Maybe he's a strapping, young, handsome boy
Speaker 3: and they want to make uh, you know, sexy fucking
Speaker 3: Brazilian gray alien man so we can fuck the chicks
Speaker 3: at the parade.
Speaker 2: That's actually Tom's type.
Speaker 5: For those of you that don't know, a sexy gray
Speaker 5: Brazilian alien man is what Tom has wet dreams about.
Speaker 3: Yes, other than Shania Twain that is up there. You've
Speaker 3: heard my Shania Twain story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, you've You've done your Shanaia Twayne rants
Speaker 2: several times. I still don't like my buddy. I just, uh,
Speaker 2: she don't even look like a woman, So I bet
Speaker 2: you it don't feel like a woman. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: I was fifteen, and I think I think an alien
Speaker 3: projected her image in my mind and made me come
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 2: Bro, you're fifteen. You can get a boner about anything.
Speaker 2: It's true's trip. You can trip and smack your head
Speaker 2: on something and be like, why is my dick hard?
Speaker 2: Right now? The fact that me and Billy both joped
Speaker 2: off to Sears catalog is enough. Yeah, you and like
Speaker 2: forty million other Americans in the seventies, it's.
Speaker 3: True Sears man all the way. Now Seiars doesn't even exist.
Speaker 3: But you know, I can't do a fucking Tim Allen.
Speaker 3: You're always talking about Sears all the fucking time. Go
Speaker 3: down to series, get your fucking tool.
Speaker 2: Can you do it, Tim Allen? No, you can't do it. No.
Speaker 5: I have never been at Tim the Tim the confidential informant,
Speaker 5: cocaine snitch to man Taylor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't he get involved with some fucking shit.
Speaker 5: No, dude, he was like he sold coke and then
Speaker 5: fucking rolled on people to get out of get out
Speaker 5: of fucking doing prison time.
Speaker 3: I feel like I heard that somewhere, but any hear
Speaker 3: the full story. That's actual pretty fucking interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's uh, that's that's a fucking story to cover,
Speaker 5: except that motherfucker's still alive and we'll get soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. Wait till he's dead and we'll cover him.
Speaker 3: We'll cover him all sorts of cocaine. I don't know
Speaker 3: what's going on with me today. I just I'm just tired.
Speaker 5: It's a little it gonna be a little late by
Speaker 5: the time this episode comes out. But uh, are you
Speaker 5: gonna blame that, you know what, for the death of
Speaker 5: Gilbert Godfrey?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he died naturally. I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know, because it seems like or is
Speaker 3: it part of the Satanic cabal and their whole thing
Speaker 3: of killing celebrities every so often to register with the
Speaker 3: consciousness of humankind to make them feel bad and get
Speaker 3: into a low state. Because millions love Gilbert Godfrey and
Speaker 3: some women even jerked off to his voice.
Speaker 5: How many people was Gilbert Godfrey relevant to until he died,
Speaker 5: besides comedians and fans of comedy. I feel like there
Speaker 5: are not a ton of people that are talking about
Speaker 5: Gilbert Godfrey until Gilbert Godfrey died.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, I love him. He's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: But it's not as though I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't get the whole Like, no, celebrities are automatically
Speaker 5: not human and should be kept on such a pedestal
Speaker 5: that the idea that they're simply murdered for the sake
Speaker 5: of some ritual or they never get sick and die,
Speaker 5: that's it's not something that happens to celebrities.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, they they're people. They get sick and
Speaker 2: die too. Yes, I understand that, and you know I do.
Speaker 2: I do believe that.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of celebrities that did die
Speaker 3: naturally or something happened to them. You know, they are
Speaker 3: human as far as we know onlike bad Brad Pitt
Speaker 3: and Jennifer Anstan people like that. But I do think
Speaker 3: there's a possibility, especially with you not the big names.
Speaker 3: People just kind of came in the industry and did
Speaker 3: a little bit and was here and there. You know,
Speaker 3: they could die of natch causes. When it comes to
Speaker 3: big time celebrities, they're getting murdered by the illuminati, and
Speaker 3: they're fucking it's registering with the fucking consciousness of Earth,
Speaker 3: and they're making them all sad. And I think Rob
Speaker 3: Williams was fucking murdered and that's my one hundred percent belief.
Speaker 3: I'll never back away from that one. And Heath Ledger
Speaker 3: I believe was fucking murdered, and same with Chris Cornell
Speaker 3: and Chester Bennington.
Speaker 2: It's my is my opinion. I love that you failed
Speaker 2: to mention Anthony Bourdain in that same case.
Speaker 3: Nathy Bourdin, I one hundred percent he was murdered. I
Speaker 3: missed that man very much. Me and he used to
Speaker 3: hang out and fucking cook up some fish and fucking Guatemala.
Speaker 2: It was fun. You guys cooked up some heroin together too. Yeah, jeez.
Speaker 3: Anthrew Werdaine was one of my favorite chefs when I
Speaker 3: was cooking in And yeah, he was definitely murdered for
Speaker 3: trying to expose I believe the child sex trafficking rings.
Speaker 2: Same with Chris Cornell and Chester Bendington.
Speaker 3: But that will come on another episode when we do
Speaker 3: talk about maybe celebrities being cloning in.
Speaker 2: A bunch of weird shit. Who knows what's gonna happen? Man,
Speaker 2: who knows? I could? I could buy those theories. I
Speaker 2: could buy all the im getting whacked because they were
Speaker 2: trying to expose the cabal.
Speaker 3: It's very strange, it's very And now there's the guy
Speaker 3: that was exposing some of the stuff that's going on
Speaker 3: in Ukrain right now, and he's been missing for three
Speaker 3: days and guess what he did the same thing that
Speaker 3: I'm McCafe did. And he literally said in fucking tweets,
Speaker 3: if I'm missing for more than twenty four hours, I
Speaker 3: was murdered.
Speaker 2: Those tweets are ignored by now. But also the reason
Speaker 2: those tweets.
Speaker 5: Are ignored is because I mean Devil's Advocate, which you
Speaker 5: know I love playing on this show that if you're
Speaker 5: gonna kill yourself and you want a little bit of
Speaker 5: man when I die, people are gonna be talking.
Speaker 2: About this for quite some time. You send out a
Speaker 2: I'm not suicidal tweet and then you blow your brains up.
Speaker 3: Yes, but who knows the true story behind all these
Speaker 3: conspiracies And we will very soon be diving back into
Speaker 3: more strange conspiracies veryou That's.
Speaker 2: Why you gotta stay tuned, folks, because we're getting into
Speaker 2: the deep shit.
Speaker 3: Yes, we will be getting in some very deep topics
Speaker 3: coming up. We're gonna take little breaks and do fun
Speaker 3: little episodes like this one where you know, there's not
Speaker 3: much info, but I do fund it fascinating, so we'll
Speaker 3: talk about it. And I want to dive back into
Speaker 3: aliens before we started getting into some big, very massive
Speaker 3: alien cases that are more well known, but also we
Speaker 3: like covering stuff that is not well known. Want to,
Speaker 3: you know, give your ears something new to tickle on.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means, but uh, let's you know,
Speaker 3: let's see everyone, and you know, stay strange, stay awake,
Speaker 3: not work.
Speaker 2: Stel No, no, you're still.
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