Speaker 1: One on one with Taco, Orlando's rock station One on
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Speaker 2: You could hear that even with the mic off, Dude.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, excuse me. All right, here we go with yet
Speaker 1: another contender for headline of the week title. I'll throw
Speaker 1: this one into the mix, then we can throw the
Speaker 1: others out there and let the listeners have the ultimate
Speaker 1: say here, Taco.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, I gotta pull up in the recorder
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: Can now get paid five thousand yen for your poop
Speaker 1: in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough.
Speaker 2: That's just immature.
Speaker 1: It's a serious news story, all right. There is an
Speaker 1: outfit in Japan that, you know, the f equal therapy thing,
Speaker 1: the stuff that's good for your gut is extracted from
Speaker 1: human and it's one of these outfits that specializes in that.
Speaker 1: But they just don't want any uh it's a lot, right.
Speaker 1: They don't want a slub rolling in off the street
Speaker 1: thinking that they're gonna get with five thousand yen by the ways,
Speaker 1: roughly thirty five bucks American for a log. And you
Speaker 1: can crank these out if you are deemed good enough
Speaker 1: on a regular basis, makes them a good walking around money.
Speaker 2: What's the daily count?
Speaker 3: Because you know me, oh dude, I'd make no less
Speaker 3: than four times thirty five.
Speaker 1: Through a You have to be screened first before where
Speaker 1: you are ultimately, Uh yeah, no, you taco. I just
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into the weeds on this somehow.
Speaker 1: I don't think you pass the screening process.
Speaker 3: And they probably wouldn't want American egal anyway. You know,
Speaker 3: they find all the American eyes stuff in there compared
Speaker 3: to they want. You said it was in Japan. They
Speaker 3: want zomino, some soak and it's normal all right, So
Speaker 3: you're ready for me to play the headlines of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was the last one, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: ask you all to ultimately decide here while we go
Speaker 1: through the rest of this idiotology. Yeah, let's go through
Speaker 1: the previous contenders. They're all vying for this week's title.
Speaker 3: This is a record amount this week people, six of them.
Speaker 3: So let's get cranking.
Speaker 1: Bars bars hours extended despite pressed jiggling.
Speaker 2: Incidents, breast jiggling.
Speaker 1: Okay, number one, you've got good enough poop uh, breast jiggling,
Speaker 1: And now under what.
Speaker 2: I have the red we're rolling for number two.
Speaker 4: Right, confusion as Giants Sausage discovered a Coventry nightclub.
Speaker 3: Okay, Giant Sausage number three out of those two, I
Speaker 3: know which one's winning.
Speaker 4: The headline tells you everything you need to know right here,
Speaker 4: and that sum recording.
Speaker 2: Now go loose.
Speaker 4: Chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.
Speaker 3: Chicken at beat ups, Okay, that's gonna be hard to beat, dude.
Speaker 4: Armenian Prime Minister Pashion offers to show his penis to
Speaker 4: head of.
Speaker 2: Church penis shower.
Speaker 1: That was a circumcision controversy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember this. He's a good one.
Speaker 4: Two bears escape wildlife parking closure, devour a seven day
Speaker 4: supply of honey, then fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Now you said you didn't want that one in there,
Speaker 3: but if.
Speaker 1: It had been three bears, I would have considered that
Speaker 1: a you're okay, I see what you know here.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so the last one that counted was the
Speaker 3: penis shower of a circumcision. And then today you can
Speaker 3: now get paid five thousand yen for your poop in Japan,
Speaker 3: but only if your poop is good enough.
Speaker 2: All right, I know my winner.
Speaker 3: We need to hear your winners at two two five
Speaker 3: two six.
Speaker 2: Here we go, just.
Speaker 1: A word or two to tell us which one you
Speaker 1: think should be headlined of the week.
Speaker 3: Your choice is breast jiggling, giant sausage, chicken and be dubs,
Speaker 3: penis shower or selling poop.
Speaker 1: All right, two two five two six, cake walk. We'll
Speaker 1: we'll accept those here for the next few minutes and
Speaker 1: then announce it here. Momentarily delete these. They're taking them
Speaker 1: to a space. Okay, this lady's definitely doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna be the manager of a jewelry shop,
Speaker 1: this in England somewhat. Okay, thank Coventry. Okay, yeah uh
Speaker 1: she I guess has systematically been pinching jewelry pieces from
Speaker 1: the shop that she manages, making off with them, and
Speaker 1: you know, ultimately the investigation has revealed that she had
Speaker 1: many in her possession and has apparently sold others, you know,
Speaker 1: to make cash off. What got her busted?
Speaker 3: Taco? What got her bust? That could have been a
Speaker 3: bunch of things. The cameras inventory being taken. She wore
Speaker 3: a piece to work, She.
Speaker 1: Wore a piece on vacation, and proceeded to post pictures
Speaker 1: of her and her family on the cruise with her
Speaker 1: showing off the stolen jewelry.
Speaker 3: Dummies led a dummy and she's on a cruise. It's
Speaker 3: probably an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on, I want to hear this theory.
Speaker 1: Come on, I love cruises. You know that there's nothing
Speaker 1: about cruises. I'm bore back and see you go straight
Speaker 1: to ankle bracelet, ankle brow thought you might have thrown
Speaker 1: belly chain in there while you're at it.
Speaker 3: Ye, lower back tattoo, All the same game tr for
Speaker 3: tow ring easy.
Speaker 1: How long have we had that theory in place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we've been so it's so stereotyping, it's so true.
Speaker 2: Stereotypes are rooted in truth.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I have to say
Speaker 1: that why people get so bent out of shape over stereotypes,
Speaker 1: because most of them are true.
Speaker 3: She's got a belly chain or lower back tattoo, easy.
Speaker 2: Dobing?
Speaker 1: All right? Come on, man, if we had our female
Speaker 1: listener count up to eleven, now you have just now
Speaker 1: gone and potentially alienated many of them.
Speaker 3: No, you did because I said it off handedly and
Speaker 3: knew it was moving on and you had to elaborate.
Speaker 2: Move on if you have any of those duck dude
Speaker 2: for a joke.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh. Before we get to crown headline of
Speaker 1: the week, One other story runway, Another japan story. Runway
Speaker 1: in Japan at Japan's Yamagata Airport had to be closed
Speaker 1: for a few hours this week because of a standoff
Speaker 1: with a bear on the runway. There's no way you're
Speaker 1: gonna fly with that bear there, because you have a
Speaker 1: four foot tall bear.
Speaker 3: Dude, Even just a bird takes down a plane sometimes
Speaker 3: when it you know in the engine.
Speaker 1: Hey wandering out about seven in the morning. You think yes, yesterday.
Speaker 1: What do you think a bear is gonna do to
Speaker 1: a plane?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Huh? Is he looking for honey? It was just.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's the third one.
Speaker 2: Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to get on his airplanes to meet
Speaker 3: him wherever they are.
Speaker 1: Runway was closed until eight o'clock at night. It was
Speaker 1: closed all day. It was just hang it must have
Speaker 1: been nice weather.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they just show them off?
Speaker 1: Well, they tried to, and they he would just like
Speaker 1: wander off a little ways and then come back. They said,
Speaker 1: they said they're bringing in hunters too. I guess the
Speaker 1: bear population there it's similar to what's been going on
Speaker 1: here in Florida. The bear population is just really bounced
Speaker 1: back because they're gonna kill it. Yeah, they're gonna kill
Speaker 1: it and probably Actually I did read more into this.
Speaker 1: They have a sanctioned yearly bear hunt to keep their
Speaker 1: bear population in check. Which, yeah, I don't mean to
Speaker 1: bring that up here locally. I'm just ho but an issue. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. You just throw something that bears
Speaker 1: like right over at the side of the woods.
Speaker 2: You lure them away. Everybody who watched.
Speaker 1: Movies, you imagine the planes approaching that airport. Hello, form
Speaker 1: the like de ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to divert to whatever next city is.
Speaker 1: We get a bear on the runway after the shooting.
Speaker 3: All right, on today's menu, we have the chicken or
Speaker 3: the bear bear steak.
Speaker 2: Okay, you ready to get the headline of the week winner.
Speaker 1: Let's say the listeners, where are they going here?
Speaker 2: At two two five, two six? You just keep the track.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just read them booby jiggler chicken at BW
Speaker 3: Buffalo Wild Wings, dubs chicken, Chicken dubs, boob jiggling dubs,
Speaker 3: chickens rescued. Yeah, that's rescued cock. That's chickens, b dubs chicken.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's the loose chicken that was rescued from
Speaker 1: Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.
Speaker 3: There everything people agreed with me. There was one that
Speaker 3: went with the penis show who you know? And then
Speaker 3: the poop didn't even get a vote, I don't think,
Speaker 3: but jiggly boobs did come second.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A lot of people jealous that they don't have good poop.
Speaker 3: And I tell you that's what that is. There's one
Speaker 3: one vote for that too. That's it. Hey, quit it
Speaker 3: with the meth raccoon. We know that's probably headline of
Speaker 3: the year, but it can't be voted on this week.
Speaker 1: Oh right, this is a weekly feature, folks, so it's official,
Speaker 1: all right, the loose chicken at Buffalo Wild Wigs in Iowa. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: you are this week's headline of the week.
Speaker 2: S J R.
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