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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Taco, Orlando's rock station One on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R. Hey, coming up at nine,

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<v Speaker 1>it is you say we play brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>Farewe's Credit Union by Popular Demands. Yes, we are bringing

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<v Speaker 1>you three song options this morning from Slayer. You tell

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<v Speaker 1>us which of the three we should play at nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and the one with the most votes will do just that.

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<v Speaker 1>Live undead Seasons in the abyss or spill the blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody who votes is randomly picked to win those Volebat

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<v Speaker 3>and Hailstorm tickets. It's a great prize, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You got till nine o'clock to get that done again jr.

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>You could hear that even with the mic off, Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, excuse me. All right, here we go with yet

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<v Speaker 1>another contender for headline of the week title. I'll throw

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<v Speaker 1>this one into the mix, then we can throw the

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<v Speaker 1>others out there and let the listeners have the ultimate

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<v Speaker 1>say here, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on, I gotta pull up in the recorder

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<v Speaker 3>and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can now get paid five thousand yen for your poop

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<v Speaker 1>in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just immature.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a serious news story, all right. There is an

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<v Speaker 1>outfit in Japan that, you know, the f equal therapy thing,

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff that's good for your gut is extracted from

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<v Speaker 1>human and it's one of these outfits that specializes in that.

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<v Speaker 1>But they just don't want any uh it's a lot, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want a slub rolling in off the street

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that they're gonna get with five thousand yen by the ways,

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<v Speaker 1>roughly thirty five bucks American for a log. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can crank these out if you are deemed good enough

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<v Speaker 1>on a regular basis, makes them a good walking around money.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the daily count?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you know me, oh dude, I'd make no less

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<v Speaker 3>than four times thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Through a You have to be screened first before where

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<v Speaker 1>you are ultimately, Uh yeah, no, you taco. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get into the weeds on this somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you pass the screening process.

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<v Speaker 3>And they probably wouldn't want American egal anyway. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>they find all the American eyes stuff in there compared

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<v Speaker 3>to they want. You said it was in Japan. They

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<v Speaker 3>want zomino, some soak and it's normal all right, So

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<v Speaker 3>you're ready for me to play the headlines of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that was the last one, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ask you all to ultimately decide here while we go

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<v Speaker 1>through the rest of this idiotology. Yeah, let's go through

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<v Speaker 1>the previous contenders. They're all vying for this week's title.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a record amount this week people, six of them.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's get cranking.

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<v Speaker 1>Bars bars hours extended despite pressed jiggling.

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<v Speaker 2>Incidents, breast jiggling.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, number one, you've got good enough poop uh, breast jiggling,

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<v Speaker 1>And now under what.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the red we're rolling for number two.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, confusion as Giants Sausage discovered a Coventry nightclub.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Giant Sausage number three out of those two, I

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<v Speaker 3>know which one's winning.

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<v Speaker 4>The headline tells you everything you need to know right here,

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<v Speaker 4>and that sum recording.

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<v Speaker 2>Now go loose.

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<v Speaker 4>Chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken at beat ups, Okay, that's gonna be hard to beat, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Armenian Prime Minister Pashion offers to show his penis to

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<v Speaker 4>head of.

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<v Speaker 2>Church penis shower.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a circumcision controversy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I remember this. He's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>Two bears escape wildlife parking closure, devour a seven day

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<v Speaker 4>supply of honey, then fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you said you didn't want that one in there,

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<v Speaker 3>but if.

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<v Speaker 1>It had been three bears, I would have considered that

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<v Speaker 1>a you're okay, I see what you know here.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, so the last one that counted was the

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<v Speaker 3>penis shower of a circumcision. And then today you can

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<v Speaker 3>now get paid five thousand yen for your poop in Japan,

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<v Speaker 3>but only if your poop is good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I know my winner.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to hear your winners at two two five

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<v Speaker 3>two six.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, just.

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<v Speaker 1>A word or two to tell us which one you

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<v Speaker 1>think should be headlined of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Your choice is breast jiggling, giant sausage, chicken and be dubs,

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<v Speaker 3>penis shower or selling poop.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, two two five two six, cake walk. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>we'll accept those here for the next few minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>then announce it here. Momentarily delete these. They're taking them

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<v Speaker 1>to a space. Okay, this lady's definitely doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna be the manager of a jewelry shop,

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<v Speaker 1>this in England somewhat. Okay, thank Coventry. Okay, yeah uh

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<v Speaker 1>she I guess has systematically been pinching jewelry pieces from

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<v Speaker 1>the shop that she manages, making off with them, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, ultimately the investigation has revealed that she had

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<v Speaker 1>many in her possession and has apparently sold others, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to make cash off. What got her busted?

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<v Speaker 3>Taco? What got her bust? That could have been a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of things. The cameras inventory being taken. She wore

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<v Speaker 3>a piece to work, She.

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<v Speaker 1>Wore a piece on vacation, and proceeded to post pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of her and her family on the cruise with her

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<v Speaker 1>showing off the stolen jewelry.

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<v Speaker 3>Dummies led a dummy and she's on a cruise. It's

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<v Speaker 3>probably an ankle bracelet.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on, hold on, I want to hear this theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I love cruises. You know that there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about cruises. I'm bore back and see you go straight

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<v Speaker 1>to ankle bracelet, ankle brow thought you might have thrown

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<v Speaker 1>belly chain in there while you're at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, lower back tattoo, All the same game tr for

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<v Speaker 3>tow ring easy.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have we had that theory in place.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and we've been so it's so stereotyping, it's so true.

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<v Speaker 2>Stereotypes are rooted in truth.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many times I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>that why people get so bent out of shape over stereotypes,

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<v Speaker 1>because most of them are true.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got a belly chain or lower back tattoo, easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Dobing?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Come on, man, if we had our female

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<v Speaker 1>listener count up to eleven, now you have just now

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<v Speaker 1>gone and potentially alienated many of them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you did because I said it off handedly and

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<v Speaker 3>knew it was moving on and you had to elaborate.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on if you have any of those duck dude

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<v Speaker 2>for a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and uh. Before we get to crown headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, One other story runway, Another japan story. Runway

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<v Speaker 1>in Japan at Japan's Yamagata Airport had to be closed

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<v Speaker 1>for a few hours this week because of a standoff

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<v Speaker 1>with a bear on the runway. There's no way you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fly with that bear there, because you have a

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<v Speaker 1>four foot tall bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Even just a bird takes down a plane sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>when it you know in the engine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey wandering out about seven in the morning. You think yes, yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think a bear is gonna do to

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<v Speaker 1>a plane?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? Is he looking for honey? It was just.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's the third one.

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd they go? Where'd they go?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try to get on his airplanes to meet

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<v Speaker 3>him wherever they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Runway was closed until eight o'clock at night. It was

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<v Speaker 1>closed all day. It was just hang it must have

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<v Speaker 1>been nice weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't they just show them off?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they tried to, and they he would just like

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<v Speaker 1>wander off a little ways and then come back. They said,

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<v Speaker 1>they said they're bringing in hunters too. I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>bear population there it's similar to what's been going on

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<v Speaker 1>here in Florida. The bear population is just really bounced

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<v Speaker 1>back because they're gonna kill it. Yeah, they're gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>it and probably Actually I did read more into this.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a sanctioned yearly bear hunt to keep their

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<v Speaker 1>bear population in check. Which, yeah, I don't mean to

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<v Speaker 1>bring that up here locally. I'm just ho but an issue. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you. You just throw something that bears

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<v Speaker 1>like right over at the side of the woods.

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<v Speaker 2>You lure them away. Everybody who watched.

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<v Speaker 1>Movies, you imagine the planes approaching that airport. Hello, form

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<v Speaker 1>the like de ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have to divert to whatever next city is.

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<v Speaker 1>We get a bear on the runway after the shooting.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, on today's menu, we have the chicken or

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<v Speaker 3>the bear bear steak.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you ready to get the headline of the week winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say the listeners, where are they going here?

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<v Speaker 2>At two two five, two six? You just keep the track.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna just read them booby jiggler chicken at BW

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<v Speaker 3>Buffalo Wild Wings, dubs chicken, Chicken dubs, boob jiggling dubs,

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<v Speaker 3>chickens rescued. Yeah, that's rescued cock. That's chickens, b dubs chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's the loose chicken that was rescued from

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<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa.

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<v Speaker 3>There everything people agreed with me. There was one that

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<v Speaker 3>went with the penis show who you know? And then

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<v Speaker 3>the poop didn't even get a vote, I don't think,

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<v Speaker 3>but jiggly boobs did come second.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people jealous that they don't have good poop.

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<v Speaker 3>And I tell you that's what that is. There's one

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<v Speaker 3>one vote for that too. That's it. Hey, quit it

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<v Speaker 3>with the meth raccoon. We know that's probably headline of

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<v Speaker 3>the year, but it can't be voted on this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, this is a weekly feature, folks, so it's official,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, the loose chicken at Buffalo Wild Wigs in Iowa. Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>you are this week's headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>S J R.

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