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There was winners, there was losers. So let's do a
little weekend winners and losers.
Speaker 4: That's how win it has done.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: We can't have anyone to freak out out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's got a k buck apologer, got too far.
Speaker 2: I'm by winning. I went here and I win there.
Speaker 3: Now what are you doing what it takes to win
a championship? Wow?
Speaker 4: Winning well? Then I guess there's only one thing left
to do. What's that.
Speaker 2: Win the whole thing?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: My first weekend winner goes to Yukon basketball Dan Hurley
and his team with an absolutely electric fi as the
number two seed, Yukon beats number one seed Duke in
a last second, incredible turnover three point from I don't
know six seven feet behind the line, buckets, three point
win the game, Incredible scenes as they advanced to the
final four, and I'm looking at this, I saw the
stats pop up. Dan Hurley, who's an absolute just animal
of a coach. You see him head butt the ref yesterday.
I don't know why's headbutton the ref middle of the game,
staring him down like he just walked him.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: Since twenty twenty three, Van Hurley and his team have
two titles, three final fours, a seventeen to one and
one record. This is all in March. Madness is all
in the playoff, seventeen to one record and seventeen and
one against the spread. There's been a lot of stats
pop up that are impressive. Seventeen to one versus the
spread is unbelievable for any for any team, and the
one time they lost was against national champion, but Florida
by two. So uh, pretty decent by Dan Hurley and
a guy that looks to not ever be going anywhere.
Was it the Lakers that offered me? Turned it down?
Just the La Lakers. Not a big deal. I've heard
of him. He's like, no, I'm just gonna stay in Connecticut.
I'm cool, got a nice little house, got nice second
head butt refs whenever I want to like, what the
hell was that?
Speaker 4: Oh? Do you not get thrown out of the game,
and it's.
Speaker 5: Weird, Like, yeah, I feel like we're not talking about
that enough National Universe.
Speaker 2: It's certain. Yeah, it wasn't like, hey, love tap for
the forehead, give me four bro head, but this man, no,
you head butted him. It was like, so then you
stared him down?
Speaker 3: Like why is that allowed?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it is because he's Dan Hurley
and he's seventeen to one against the spread. You know,
rest they would be liking the bet. They do be
liking it, So yeah, wee can winter Dan Hurley Yukon
incredible and that's that's what's what march madis is all about.
But like to do it gets Duke a couple of
blue boods going at each other. Yeah, to go to
the final four. Absolute scene. So weekend winter Yukon Husky's,
I have.
Speaker 3: A couple of weekend losers.
Speaker 4: Love that.
Speaker 3: So I don't know why I didn't think about this
last week, but somebody asked last week, like, what is
one sports team that you hate? Like? And I was like,
I don't think I really even hate any sports teams,
But now that I'm thinking about it, I cannot stand
Tennessee baseball. Okay, I hate Tennessee baseball. I actually like
I I huh.
Speaker 4: It wasn't even just the coach, No.
Speaker 3: It's the team, Like it is fully infected the entire
culture there at Tennessee Baseball. You don't even have to
get rid of Tony Vitello for them to be d bags.
Speaker 1: They just are.
Speaker 3: But they get swept by Vanderbilt this weekend, which is incredible.
They also won yesterday by a walk off grand Slam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, walk off grand wee can.
Speaker 3: Winner Tommy Gooden for getting the walk off Grand Slam
for the Commodores. So they sweep the series, and so
weekend losers Tennessee because y'all swear y'all are the pinnacle
of college baseball. Y'all swear y'all made college base baseball relevant.
You did not, But your coach from last year, Tony Voytello,
got hired by the San Francisco Giants. That's a great idea, right, Like,
let's get this college baseball coach and let's hire him
to the MLB, and let's see what happens. The Giants
gets swept opening weekend by the Yankees start the season
oh to three. So the Giants and the Tennessee swept.
Not one win between the two teams. So that makes
my Tennessee hate and heart very happy.
Speaker 2: Wow, And that brings up like a Winter choosers for
like all the kids out there that like replay the
moments in their head as they're like hitting whiffleballs in
the dark guard bases loaded the ninth down by three, right, Winter.
Speaker 4: Saw those little kids.
Speaker 3: And I think they went to extra innings yesterday too,
so I think he won the walk off in extra
innings if I am remembering correctly, one of them did
go to extra innings. So let me see love it. Yeah,
great stuff weekend losers Tennessee and the Tennessee pipeline No Saturday,
they were They went sixteen innings. Oh, they even went
extra innings. On Friday, they went ten innings.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's Dan Hurley head button that ref right the
jacket off of one shoulder too. He looks deranged, he
does it looks like their ratings or something. Confirmed beast
animal Dan Hurley screen Tennessee Baseball.
Speaker 3: All right, I guess I'm done.
Speaker 2: We can loser fur.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hilarious, we can lose it for me not signing
players due to their physicals in the NFL. The Cleveland
Browns just did this over the weekend. They will not
be signing aj Epanessa, who agreed to not re sign
with the Bills in order to go to the Cleveland Browns. Well,
now they said, we are uncomfortable finalizing the deal after
the defensive end had his physical very similar to the
Baltimore Ravens. And now Cleveland obviously didn't have to give
up any assets like the Ravens. But remember the Ravens
were scheduled to give up two first round picks to
the Raiders to get Max Crosby. They used the same
excuse of oh, hey, we knew this guy was hurt.
We just didn't know the exact details of it. They're
backing out. Cleveland has since backed out as well, and
it just seems like it's becoming to trend and it's like,
you knew this guy was hurt, like he missed a
ton of games that you knew this guy was hurt
when you brought him in. It just seems like a
lot these teams are getting cold feet and they're like, hey,
if he comes in, let's agree to sign him so
that we have him locked up and then if something
happens we don't like, we'll just use the physical as
an excuse, like maybe you're doing that, maybe you're not.
It certainly seems like that's the case. So we can losers.
All the teams that have decided to just do this
this offseason, love it.
Speaker 2: I got two two more. I got a loser and
a winner right here, Taylor. I just sent you a video.
Speaker 4: Pull it up.
Speaker 2: Talk about the Southern I've already brought it up. But
a lot of things happened in the state of Florida
this weekend. Uh, so we can loser, Tiger Woods. I'm sorry, dude,
I love you. I'll you are the epitome of like
my fandom and like a cool time of life when
I was growing up. But you're a terrible driver, Like,
stay off the road, pal, you keep flipping cars. I
think what four DUIs now? Since when'd you say nineteen
ninety seven or something like that? Probably should have been more.
They make uber drivers. You can afford it, Just stop
flipping cars.
Speaker 3: If I had all the money in the world, I
literally would never drive anywhere ever.
Speaker 2: Again, I guess it's easy for me to say that too,
because like it makes a lot of saving.
Speaker 4: But I love driving. I would. I would. It'd be
tough for me to.
Speaker 3: I just get road rage.
Speaker 4: I kind of just get.
Speaker 2: Carsick all the time if I hadn't driver all the time.
Speaker 3: Now I do. I feel like you we might have
like a little bit of control issues when other people
are driving, because I'm like, why are you getting so
close to the semi truck right next to us? Sure,
why are you going this slow? Like I guess if
I'm with somebody else, I prefer to drive. But if
there's like a professional driver.
Speaker 4: Yep, they're pros.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: Some funny video and it was like Tiger Woods's driver
saying he has to take off for the fourth five
in the last twenty years and he's like, hey, Tiger, look,
I got to take off today. The last three times
did not go well. Could you promise me you won't drive?
And Tiger's on the other end he's like, yeah, dude,
I promise that. The driver wakes up from us nap,
but he sees the TV and he's like, no.
Speaker 4: Tiger, not again. You can see like in the background
of the picture too, so his car is like on
its side. I don't even know. I like, I get it.
Cars flipped. I understand that, but like I didn't get
it there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a solo It was a solo
wreck too. Yeah, like nobody made him do that.
Speaker 2: He just did it to it seemed like a flat
Like I get it, Like you can flip the car
like it's.
Speaker 3: A it's a hill, yeah, or like it was just
a regular road.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just a standard road, just a normal road.
Speaker 5: Clipped that truck, the delivery truck that was pulled in
and he was going way too fast, tried to avoid it,
clipped it while swerving, isn't it.
Speaker 4: And he he did the breathalyzer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what points zero, which is I don't think drugs
show up on Yeah.
Speaker 5: That he didn't do the your intest when the cop
would say it, Uh, first off, did you'll watch that
guy's press conference?
Speaker 3: The cop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shut out to that guy. He gave like way
more info than he needed to, Like he was awesome.
Speaker 5: Watched it Friday, like actually had the TV on Friday,
Like I don't would spread like four o'clock like right
after it, right after it happened, and uh, the I
guess it was the sheriff out there in that county.
He was awesome, Like so they got im Like this
dude's legit, Like he gave so much information, but he
was saying like we kind of knew beforehand, like it
wasn't alcohol, it was something else. He's like, so, but yeah,
it was not a great day for Tiger.
Speaker 4: He must not be driving with the splashers on. I
must be it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the flashers for sure.
Speaker 2: But I do have a weekend winter from Florida this
past weekend. It's all you Megladon lovers out there, Believers
in Megaladon for sure. A they're still out Florida teen
and the I think the Keys found a Megaladon shark tooth, right,
And that's unmistakable, Like, that's what that is? Yeah, that's
that is huge. I think it's six inches a little
bit above six inches right there, meg teeth. So do
they still roam the ocean?
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 3: I was told they don't anymore.
Speaker 2: I believe, so we watched a lot of animal documentaries.
I believe only like twenty percent of the ocean has
ever been explored.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's like that. So who knows what's
down there?
Speaker 5: So there's a ninety percent chance that you just haven't
come in contact with it, Matt, not necessarily that it
doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Yep, So where's that meglodon gonna pop up? Now? Of
course Meglaladon's used to roam the earth or swim the earth.
Excuse me, way back.
Speaker 3: When, I guess you could still say it rome they.
Speaker 4: Roam the ocean? Yeah, So where are they at? Where
are they hiding? I don't know? I believe though, I
believe too. Why the ocean's one scary mother?
Speaker 2: I actually have like a universe.
Speaker 3: The universe is like literally infinite. Yep, you're gonna tell
me there's no aliens out there?
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: The water we haven't seen ninety percent of it, and
you're gonna tell me. You know for a fact, there's
no meglodons.
Speaker 2: As a as a human human race. We decided that
we're going to spend all this money, we are going
to develop a this big branch that's going to spend
all this technology and brain power on just getting away
from this planet and exploring space, rather than to just
exploring the ocean.
Speaker 4: That's right, because it's just too scary. It's just too
much happening, way less scary.
Speaker 3: I agree, I actually agree with that. You don't know
what grows down deep in there, the Marianas Trench or yeah,
it's as deep as the as Mount Everest is high. No,
that's mind blowing. I can't even fathom that in my head. Nope,
that's how deep it is that you could flip Mount
Everest over and it'd go that deep. Right. I don't
like heights, but I do not like being that far
into the area like depths.
Speaker 4: Just feed on the ground, feed on the ground.
Speaker 2: Always.
Speaker 3: Let me just be at a normal level at all time.
Speaker 4: Yep, standard level.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I have one more week in winter, just because I
got to give him a little love, Zach Cowen, just
because you know he struggled coming into the season, and
it's really good to see him back in the form
that he was last season. Pitched three and two thirds
and had seven strikeouts on Saturday. So the combination of
him and William Schmidt, as we said earlier, really helped
in terms of Sunday where you needed Johnny whole staff.
So William Schmidt, yes, also a week and winter because
but we've seen that from him, and now that's like
three great outings that we've seen from Zach Cowen now,
so I'm willing to say that he is fully back.
Speaker 4: JP and the chat here.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's been proven that space shuttles are way safer
than vessels that go down. Yeah, m you imagine imploding,
instantly imploding. Taylor, you didn't even know I was going
to bring up this megloton situation, but you said you
you mentioned you have a whole megloton theory of where
they live and may you know.
Speaker 5: How much time it is? I think it's the Indian Ocean.
It's kind of a more of an unexplored ocean, and
like a lot of people mention, oh well, if it's
in deep, warm waters, it's clearly the Mariana trench and
that's way too cold. Like just because it's a deep
water doesn't mean it's the deepest. Like there's a lot
of trenches in the Indian Ocean. The sun To Trench
is one of them. Now that trench is cold, but
right above the sun To Trench, temperatures can on average
like what thirty degrees celsius.
Speaker 4: I mean, what is that?
Speaker 5: Like sixty two degrees fahrenheit, Like that's plenty warm enough.
And I mean that's it's kind of one of my theories.
But the tooth was in the Keys, Yeah for sure.
I mean they travel over there. Yeah, maybe in their migration.
I think they're all over Like everybody just always says, oh, well,
they're not at the Marianna Trench, so they don't exist.
Speaker 2: And my point is, like it's just one area, like
the entire Oh let's just say, there's been a better
chance there's a Meglanon out there than a Bigfoot. And
there's more people that believe in Bigfoot than Meglodon. Well
we got the teeth to prove it.
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah, probly fossilized, I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we've discovered all of Earth based or like
land basically and there's not that much more proof that
there's a bigfoot than there is meglodons and.
Speaker 2: There's not right, there's a blurry picture, right, but there's
a tooth right right there, right. There ain't no great
white tooth in the keys. It's a ninety five percent
of the ocean that remains.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, but think about how much of the
ocean we have explored. Only five percent.
Speaker 5: About space, Like we got pictures of all the planets,
think of the scary theme we discovered it.
Speaker 2: Sure, that's only five percent of it.
Speaker 3: Kidding, Like those ugly ass creatures in the deep sea
that look all freaky.
Speaker 2: They washed up that washed up in Cabo recently got there.
Speaker 5: So what's the old thing that people brought up about,
Like how NASA the and then NASA stands for a nautical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was originally from ocean.
Speaker 5: And people said, NASA filmed something down there so scary
that they're like, actually, we're gonna find a way out right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Let's just get off this planet. It's so terrifying.
Speaker 3: They looked so nasty down in the deep sea, the
deep sea creatures, they're gross of the ocean is undiscovered
and unpre you're gonna tell me mermaids aren't real either.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's even talk about like fresh water too,
Like some of these rivers are so deep. So I
believe that the river that runs through Louisville, Kentucky. I
think the story goes like Muhammad Ali and protests is
something through his Olympic gold medal off their bridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think into the river.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can correct me if I'm wrong in this,
but this is the story I was told there is
in protests through his Olympic gold medal. Okay, into into
the river, and divers have tried to go down and
get it. They stop going down because it's so deep.
It's really deep river. And one of the divers said,
I saw a catfish down there that was as big
as a taxi cab death, and I'm not going back
down there.
Speaker 4: Wild.
Speaker 3: You know, they have like two astronauts to prepare to
go out into space. They go in deep sea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I ain't doing it.
Speaker 2: I ain't doing it feet on the ground, you know what.
So we're talking about meglining the dinosaur with fossil areas.
You know, it's like kind of blows my mind. Every
couple of years they're putting more feathers on vociraptors and
t rexes. Yeah, I'm not buying it.
Speaker 4: I'm not buying it. That is one thing I refuse
to believe. I like it may be factual.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're putting more feathers on it, though,
But every year I see the pictures and there's more
feathers on a t rex. I don't want my t
rex having a feather.
Speaker 3: Don't t rex or don't feather my tea.
Speaker 2: And my velociraptors. You're making them smaller than I have
them in my head. Yeah, and you're putting way more
feathers on them. So I'm putting feathers on the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: What would be the agenda behind putting feathers.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Just the soft generation, soft generation, that's what it is.
Back to the Megalodon, and everyone wants to say people
trench in this trench, they weren't deep sea like they
really like they were deep obviously, but like super deep,
like they attacked whales and and this and that, Like
they weren't at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 2: Nothing's down there.
Speaker 5: They can't live down there. Yes, somebody in the chat said,
you need to tell with Jason Statham was made up. Yes, unfortunately,
yes it was. They would not come from it, They
wouldn't come from the trench.
Speaker 2: Yes, tell you.
Speaker 5: I've watched a lot of megs stuff. I'm not a
big like they're hiding something from us. But the Meg's
out there. The megs out there.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: When your best explanation is we haven't seen one as
to why it's not around, I'm not buying them.
Speaker 4: We have seen a lot of How much ocean do
you cover? Not much?
Speaker 2: Imagine how big sea creatures the monsters got back in
the day when the Mayflower was doing its thing, the
Santa back when it wasn't like fishing happening. How big
those things were, Oh my god, terrifying. And stopped putting
feathers on my dinosaurs. I don't want them on there.
I want it just like I remember from the original
Jurassic Park, so I want to remember it. Stop putting
feathers on it. You're ruining it, all right, that's it.
We can winners and losers.
Speaker 4: We crush it.
Speaker 2: Begle Don Taylor, my god, did no. I had no
clue you had all the meg pakes, all right, stick
with us. Right here we got we're gonna wrap it.
We got about forty minutes left in the show, so
stick with us.
Speaker 3: We're gonna wrap up.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna wrap up. We're gonna wrap about three.
We're gonna play music the rest of the hour.
Speaker 3: Guys, we're gonna wrap up.
Speaker 2: It said, we're done. Look, it took me into the
third hour before I said something kind of pretty pretty.
Speaker 4: You're going to speak, We're not.
Speaker 2: We're not doing this anymore. All right, stick with us,
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Speaker 4: Elanda?
Speaker 3: I just can't stop laughing at this because this is
really funny.
Speaker 2: Probably don't even clearly you had one more week in winter. No,
I'm sorry, we can lose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a weekend loser, weekend loser Israel autis
Anya got knocked out this weekend, knocked out, knocked out?
Speaker 2: Got him?
Speaker 4: Who got him?
Speaker 3: Here? I forgot his name because he's kind of like
not super Joe Fifer Piper. Okay, I'm not familiar with
his game, but he's sixteen and three, so.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the virtual noe. A'm coming out though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but is he like that's his second knockout. He
got knocked out the last time he fought, too, so
might be on his downfall?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Yeah, we can lose. It's
hard to keep up with it.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Do you just follow like certain?
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like I follow some more than
than others, for sure, Like I don't know which, probably
the lightweight more than anything.
Speaker 4: So no heavyweights, heavyweights.
Speaker 3: The heavyweights just aren't as they're just not as entertaining
as they used to be. Like John Jones isn't there?
DC is not there. I guess the one that's the
most entertaining is Why can I think of his name
right now? I'm looking at his face in my head,
the one that's currently the holding the title. Somebody's going
to say it in the chat and help me out.
I don't know. Why I'm blinking on his name.
Speaker 5: It's okay, no one else I don't know, speaking of
entertaining fighters, whatever happened to Colby coving.
Speaker 3: So that's actually really funny. Yeah, so this is actually
really funny because yeah, I want to get his name
because I don't know how I'm blinking on it. Tom aspinall,
That's what I was thinking about. But so the Colby
Covington thing is actually really funny because you know the yeah, well,
so you know how like the White House is doing
a UFC event at the White House. Yes, they're going
to do a UFC event there, and this so Colby
Covington has been very outspoken about his support for the
President of the United States, you know, very outspoken, and
like takes a lot of heat for it too, obviously. Why, well,
you know how people are so yeah, Tom asmen already
found it. Why why, I mean, he's a little controversial,
but so he like takes a lot of heat for
it and just really really supports this man did not
get invited to the White House card and he is
very upset about it. He is, he is very upset. Yeah,
he's very upset about not getting invited to the White
House card, which they uh, they showed the cards a
little underwhelming to.
Speaker 5: Me independent probably somebody said he does a wrestling now, Okay.
Speaker 3: Derek Lewis is entertaining. Yeah, I agree, Blake, Derek Lewis
is entertained just because he's funny.
Speaker 4: Oh is that the guy kind of like doesn't like
dry hopes and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like takes his pants off.
Speaker 2: Does he backflip too? Yeah, it's a big boy doing
it back. I could never think of it.
Speaker 3: If I wouldn't be attending the UFC at the White House, though,
it feels like a great time to attack, you know.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, I don't know how I feel about it.
Sporting events at the White House feels weird.
Speaker 3: But on the lawn, yeah, I guess they're doing it
outside and there's very very select amount of tickets obviously, Yeah,
I would think so. My favorite right now is Alex
Perrero though, okay, and he moved up.
Speaker 2: So when we were at the White House after the
two thousand and three season, of course, there was the
controversy with the USC having been the AP national champion,
LSU being the real national champion the BCS. They both
teams visited the White House at the same time, and
George W was the President and he made the comment
during his remarks to the media when both teams, so
we were on one side, on one side, like if
you're looking at the White House, we were on one
staircase and stage right at the President, and then USC
was stage left on the other staircase. And he made
the comment and he was like, well, we'd love to
see who is actually the best team. He's like, I
got a pretty big backyard here, why don't we settle
it right here? And we all laughed because we knew
no sporting event. What happened in the in his backyard. Well,
I guess it's gonna happen now. People are just gonna fight.
Pretty exciting.
Speaker 3: I love the UFC, but I think that they do
a really bad job of like like storylines and stuff
like that. You know, I don't think they do a
great job with that.
Speaker 2: And that's why I kind of said, you got to
be locked into the UFC to kind of know what's happening. Yeah,
And I guess if you're locked into those media streams
and outlets, they probably.
Speaker 4: Do promote it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I never hear about the fights unless it's
like a huge one and it's popular on social media.
Speaker 3: I knew about the Izzy one, but Mike husn't that
follows UFC as much as I do, maybe even like
a little more. He didn't know about the Izzy fight
this weekend.
Speaker 4: They just fight so much.
Speaker 3: They do fight a lot, and then there's like Fight Night,
and then there's like the pay per view ones, which
I guess aren't pay per view anymore.
Speaker 4: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: It used to be really fun like them. There was
way less fighters. They weren't as good, yea, so the
fights were better, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just like straight street fights.
Speaker 4: It's just straight street fast.
Speaker 2: I don't know a skill like the guys with the
actual skill would win, but it usually when in exciting
fashion because of fighting people that.
Speaker 4: Weren't as good.
Speaker 3: They grapple a little too much for me.
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, everybody's just so good.
Speaker 3: I want to see people get knocked out really.
Speaker 4: So like dangerously. Yeah it's kind of hard to all right,
so you have But.
Speaker 3: I love Ilia Taporia, I love Alex Pereira, I love Volkanovsky,
Armnserukian's good to Diego Lopez is fun to watch, but
maybe not as good as people thought. He was going
to be. I mean, he's still good, but he's like.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard of hardly any of those names. Yeah,
dang it, that's sad.
Speaker 3: You probably heard like Makachev though, like Islam Markachev. No,
Alex Pereira, I've heard of that.
Speaker 4: I heard of that name.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's got a break when we come back.
Let's talk a little LSU softball action, Oklahoma. I want
to get y'all's thoughts on how that series went, so
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Speaker 2: So all right, welcome back here off the bench, Ah
Thuresday morning nine forty Flynn launch holding it up, wrapping up.
We were wrapping it up for a while here. I
hope you're having a great day. What a fantastic time
to be alive. Weather's great LSU just dominating coaching hires
and having awesome coaches all over the place. Being the
villain everywhere fantastic. So I hope you're having a great day.
I hope you're having a We'll have a great week.
Laundred Tata. We gotta be thankful every day we get
to put our feet on the ground. Absolutely, it's not guaranteed, but.
Speaker 5: Getting deep on us, getting deep close out the show
for the second day, that is me.
Speaker 4: I get deep all the time, deep in the fields.
Speaker 2: One of the sports that we haven't really brought up
too much today or think generally. Yeah, I mean friend
of the Show. Yes, LS softball lose the series this
weekend against Oklahoma, correct, but they did take one. I
don't think they've beaten Oklahoma in eleven years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's what the stat was.
Speaker 4: They got him, got them, They got them on Saturday.
Speaker 2: They did there all weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, because Friday was a close game and
one that you maybe should have won, like they went
to extras, they went to eight innings, lost that game
two to three, and then win or Wednesday. Saturday, you
come back and you win three to one. Jayden Heavener
threw not surprising a complete game. Actually, you face your
old pitcher Sidney Burzon on Saturday, but Heavener through seven
innings and walked to four strikeouts and only gave up
two hits, so she had a good day on Saturday.
But then on Sunday you lose four to eight, so
you dropped the series. And Cec Solera started that game,
and she's really the one that gave up most of
your well, I guess Heavener gave up five to two,
but she didn't start you off too well. C seeded
with she in a third a third of an inning,
gave up three hits and three runs, and then Heavener
comes in and she gives up for five and two thirds,
gives up seven hits, five runs, all of them earned,
and one walk, three strikeouts, so she kind of settled
them down for a little bit. And then in the
fifth inning they came back and scored three and LSU
had back to back home runs Kylie Edwards and I
can't remember it was Kylie Edwards and Macy bergeron that
had back to back home runs. So they were down four.
In the second inning, they went two to four and
they just couldn't couldn't get anything really done after that.
Speaker 2: So but they got him.
Speaker 4: They beat them once.
Speaker 2: Oklahoma's first SEC one.
Speaker 4: Oklahoma pretty decent. Yeah, pretty decent a couple and you.
Speaker 5: Bring on a gas game three for sure, but you
were right there, like like Alondra Mitchell, Like the three
to two game went into extras, you're there, you win
three to one Game two, you probably should have won
game one. You're right there, like if that, if the
game happens in a regional format, a chance for an
upset was right there in your grasp. Sure you you
ran out of gas against a really talented team, but
that's really nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 4: Like you you played him really really well this weekend.
Speaker 2: And it's tough. This softball situation is tough to tough
to get like a strong opinion about, because I think,
what did you just say? They've won one series.
Speaker 3: SEC series, So they got swept by Tennessee and then
they lost the series to Texas A and M, who,
like I mentioned to you earlier, they beat Texas yesterday,
but Texas won the series. But that was their first
SEC loss that they got. So Texas A and M
not a bad team. There are ranked sixteenths whenever you
face them. So, uh, you lose that series and then
you come back and you win the series versus South
Carolina and you drop this one, which, again, like Taylor said,
I guess like really not too much to be ashamed
about because you hung in there most of the time
and then you did get the win on Saturday. But yeah,
I agree with you. It is kind of hard to
like form a solid opinion. They've looked bad at times
their Yeah.
Speaker 2: But they're still ranked twenty, which is kind of tough
to grasp because a lot of times we're not bringing
them up unless, like you, they get swept, right, look
bad in a handful of games in a row. Yeah,
So it's just hard to kind of formulate that opinion.
So it's but Oklahoma does two things in women's sports
that are really like top of the line, which is
softball and gymnastics.
Speaker 4: They go out and maybe I.
Speaker 3: Mean they are you want to talk about like the
pinnacle of a sport. Oklahoma softball all incredible, So like
a stranglehold softball.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they can get hot take take some positive away
from it.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing with LSU baseball, Like there's plenty
of baseball and softball left. You have plenty left. Now
it is the turning point. Like I think the series
for LSU versus Kentucky, this weekend was pivotal. Like, if
you lost that series, it was gonna look really bad.
Like we said earlier, four and six is way different
than three and or whatever. The uh numbers are not
good at math, but you know what I mean. But
I felt like the Kentucky series for LSU this weekend
was pivotal, pivotal, especially given the grind that you have coming.
Speaker 5: Up, right, because if you go, let's say you win
the series this coming weekend, which is gonna be tough, but.
Speaker 3: You're six and like we said, they're limping into the series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right there.
Speaker 5: Like to her point, if you were three and six
coming into this weekend, you would have said you have
to sweep to to see So like being four and five, like,
it's all where you want to be, but you're on
the right track and you trind it in the right direction.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not one to enjoy or ever take a
moral victory. I don't believe in them. No, but it
wasn't actual victory we had. Yeah, so I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 4: I'll take that.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not into almost winning, but yeah, I
guess we did almost win yesterday. Hey, we take we did.
We take what we can get one Saturday. So that's
an actual victory we're gonna build on. So, like you said,
a lot of softball left, a lot of baseball left.
So here's that they get it rolling, keep it rolling,
get the bats hot, and go win some games. Go
win some serious all right, but we're actually going to
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Speaker 1: Off the Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn, presented
by by you Automotive.
Speaker 2: All right, welcome back, final segment here Off the Bench
Monday morning.
Speaker 4: Oh what a show, what an action.
Speaker 3: I feel like it went by so fast.
Speaker 2: Fast time flies when you're just having a great old time.
What a baseball takes today? Just Ditch had over here.
Speaker 3: I really wish I were watching or well, I don't
know if Taylor was, but I know you and Jake weren't.
When Zach Yorke had an infield single. Yeah, I was crying, laughing.
It was great that man turned the Jets on.
Speaker 4: Did they look fast?
Speaker 2: She was down big?
Speaker 5: You Knowles media the ball a little bit, you know,
Uls she fans on social media like to overreact about everything,
and Uls.
Speaker 2: She was down.
Speaker 4: And somebody's like, why does it?
Speaker 5: J Johnson pincher on Zach York He hasn't done it
all year than The comments were like, O, did you
beat out an infield single?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, not a big deal and in
sec sec game's right, dude, so funny I got.
Speaker 3: I did see like maybe one of the worst takes
that I've ever seen in my life. This weekend, somebody
said that Jay Johnson is not good at developing talent
and that he's a good recruiter. I'm like, what, look
at He's literally known for developing talent, Like, what are
we doing here? These are all new people? You think
that they're just in one season just gonna be like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah what what?
Speaker 2: Guy under?
Speaker 5: J Johnson got worse when he was here. Literally none
ofhing puzzled already might be retiring to j J.
Speaker 2: Damn it, dude.
Speaker 3: Tyler dagohad At first.
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Speaker 2: He's got so much life ahead of him, so much life.
I gotta ask the bench here has to ask the bench.
If we do come across an alien race, does that
mean they get an expansion team. I think it depends
on what sport. Really, they're not gonna be great at
all sports. Oh good, Dell's giving him a team. He's
an itching too. I got a feeling like they could
probably like aliens, Like in my head, they could probably
pick up tennis quickly.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're really good at basketball. Look at Wimby.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Maybe good at basketball, pretty self explanatory.
Now football is probably a little too much x's and
o's to get good fast. Baseball probably not gonna get
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they're gonna.
Speaker 4: Be pretty athletic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Before the auction started, the high estimate was eight thousand.
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