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<v Speaker 1>What's up, everybody, it's us. Cecily and Stephanie were back

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<v Speaker 1>with Part two. I have been noticing and this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is a little scolding for the people who just

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<v Speaker 1>popped on and they're like, oh, I didn't even I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know you guys had a part one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we do, and it was right in the title,

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<v Speaker 1>this is part two. A lot happened, a lot was

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<v Speaker 1>set up. We talked about were wolves. I told a

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<v Speaker 1>very personal story about a guy that I dated, that

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<v Speaker 1>we both dated, that we both dated Cecily for longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Never forget that like hurt my feelings. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a Parisa Brian kind of situation.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think, if you don't care about me, then fine,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go back and listen to part one. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that's up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I agree. Yeah, no, I'm with I have to

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<v Speaker 2>support Stephanie on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>On this one, now, a lot of you guys are like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we just wanted to get to where Captain Kim is

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<v Speaker 1>like coming hard for Faith's shoulders, literally coming coming on

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<v Speaker 1>her shoulders. Oh my god. That just reminded me.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen the finale of and just like that

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<v Speaker 2>I get it a little bit early and I have

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<v Speaker 2>seen it already.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not here to talk about that yet. We're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about that later in the week. But coming hard might

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<v Speaker 2>factor in in a way that we thought it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, if you are, if you're up on the lens,

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<v Speaker 1>straight up, come shot, straight up, come, And I think

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<v Speaker 1>they should do that for this too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to get dirty. I know this is like

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<v Speaker 2>a faith based shot, so I don't mean to like

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<v Speaker 2>turn it into anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if what if Captain Kim was just like

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<v Speaker 1>it just just all over the camera. What if just

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<v Speaker 1>finish fine out? Oh my god, I've got it. What

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<v Speaker 1>if Kim and this is only captured on night vision,

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<v Speaker 1>but people keep waking up with like something like a

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<v Speaker 1>substance on them, and they're just like, what is on

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<v Speaker 1>like my stomach or my arm? And then they the

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<v Speaker 1>producers all find out that the night cam is capturing

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Kim going around and like jizzing on the women.

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<v Speaker 2>Masturbating on people, jizzing on them, and then they have

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<v Speaker 2>to have that meeting like they had to have after

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<v Speaker 2>the hot tub incident. Like it's a very special episode

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<v Speaker 2>of and like a lot of times we make jokes

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<v Speaker 2>and then for some reason they make Hannah to get this.

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<v Speaker 2>She's very uncomfortable, not very not very well spoken. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what do I say? And Wells is like,

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<v Speaker 2>say the thing, earn your key. I can't carry this

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<v Speaker 2>all for myself. And she's like, okay, well, anybody here

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<v Speaker 2>got jiz do buck Captain cam you fill out this form.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a legal force. They have to go watch

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<v Speaker 1>like some sensitive civity training and they're like, why why

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<v Speaker 1>do we all get hurt? Captain Kim is the one

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<v Speaker 1>that was masturbating on people against their will. They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we just have to make sure everybody understands that's not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, well, I think we have nothing and that

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't endorse that, and that ABC Disney did not

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<v Speaker 1>in any way, just so, and you're signing that, you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying that you understand that. And Hannah's the one trying

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<v Speaker 1>to explain the legal terms to everybody. She keeps looking

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<v Speaker 1>at well, indemnifies, indemnifyer it, it's just indemnify, we indemnify.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, okay, okay, okay, go hi, but Wales, can

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<v Speaker 1>you help and he's like, nope, I'm taking a break.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking a much needed fucking break. Hannah, what have

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<v Speaker 1>you even been doing here this whole time? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? And captain him? For some reason, they let

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<v Speaker 1>him stay because then he sues them for like age discrimination. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like all the other everybody else. Jizz is on everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You think Brian's not jizzing in the OCE all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I had to do that for my heart?

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<v Speaker 1>Did the EMTs told me that I need to release

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<v Speaker 1>stress on my heart and that's how I do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if that's like gross to you old people.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming on people's faces is like somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>We're saying all this, somehow that's not okay, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>okay When Jeremy Jess is on everybody, including production and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, we don't love Jeremy either, but he definitely

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<v Speaker 2>does not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, okay, all right. I he starts like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to pull out like military stuff. Oh my god, my

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<v Speaker 1>stomach is great, I'm crying. Well, the reason we're saying

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<v Speaker 1>all this is because Captain Kim. This is the part

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<v Speaker 1>where he's giving faith the most obnoxious massage, and we

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<v Speaker 1>did talk about this part one, so you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go back, and because we gave this a lot time,

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that's really kind of grossing everybody out that

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<v Speaker 2>Captain Kim is giving this very long massage to Faith,

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<v Speaker 2>who's groaning sexually. She's like, oh yeah, and it goes

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<v Speaker 2>on for so long, and everybody's notice everybody's getting older. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lot because he won't stop, but he's like

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<v Speaker 2>rubbing the same spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But the one thing that kind of does bug

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<v Speaker 1>me a little bit is Kathy. Kathy's too much sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>because she it's it's I get it, we don't none

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<v Speaker 1>of us want to see that. And you're like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having sex with anybody, all right, none of

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<v Speaker 1>these fuckers. But you don't have to be like so

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<v Speaker 1>gross something. Thank God, he's not touching me all right. Already.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not nice, remember, isn't she zip it? Yes, she's mean,

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<v Speaker 1>She's really mean and I wouldn't want to rine. She

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<v Speaker 1>is really nice as a person, Like I'm glad she exists.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not saying like get but I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>her to hurt herself. I'm just saying I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out with her. No, I wouldn't either make

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<v Speaker 1>sure she was She was genuinely mean to Teresa, and

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't really like she's like she's only sorry that

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<v Speaker 1>it came off that way to all the viewers. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think she's changed. She's like super super into her

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<v Speaker 1>plastic surgery and her you know, I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she's a great lady.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I agree with you one hundred percent. Then we

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<v Speaker 2>start like retreading everything again, like Bailey vocal fries about

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<v Speaker 2>the rendezv.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're hitting that spot that I was complaining about

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<v Speaker 2>before we even started, of like so much filler speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just so much though, It's like now, but now we're

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<v Speaker 2>getting to an interesting part where Brian is gonna finally

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<v Speaker 2>pull us, but also.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is Bailey going around? She goes down to the

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<v Speaker 1>pool with Jessus Spencer and she's like, yeah, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>hard because like Brian is super in love with me,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's trying to have a secret rendezvous with me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why are you telling people that I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>She's telling her Like ah, got so Brian pulls. So

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<v Speaker 1>then Parisa now knows, and she tells Alex, who already knows. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And Alex is very strangely defensive of Jared, like she

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<v Speaker 1>loves Jeremy for some reason. Yeah, so she's like no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like that. No, no, no, And I think

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Alex is a pleaser. Maybe she's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a pleaser. So she's sort of like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, you'd gone on a date with and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like she well Andrew, and so blaming is

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<v Speaker 1>like insane to me. She's like yeah, but the whole reason, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you this is a misunderstanding. Jeremy was

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<v Speaker 1>just really mad because she went on a date with somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>you know on Bachelor in Paradise, where the whole name

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<v Speaker 1>of the game is going on dates with other people.

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<v Speaker 1>But Brian was I mean not Brian. Jeremy was so

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<v Speaker 1>angry about it that like instead of you know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like backhanding her. He just thought it might be great

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<v Speaker 1>to get back at her by like calling Susie and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get Susie to come back. That's all it was,

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<v Speaker 1>h right, I mean, can you believe that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>she does? But now, on what planet is that a

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<v Speaker 1>good excuse? Yeah? He was just really, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand that I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just getting back at her because she just was like,

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<v Speaker 2>did the thing you're supposed to do on the show?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. Also, so it makes it okay for him

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck with Susie, like if that's the only reason

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing it. According to Alex, this makes me really

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<v Speaker 1>question Alex. Alex thinks it's okay because he wasn't really

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<v Speaker 1>into Susie, so he just called her when she was

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport and asked her to come back, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Just it.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes no sense, right, Brian is the only person that's

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<v Speaker 2>making So Brian tell finally tells Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, just tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>He finally tells her, and then so then Bailey runs

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<v Speaker 2>back to Jeremy for obvious obviously vocal fries about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like ducl says is in He's like, yah, yeah, what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Also though, which was super annoying. Well, first of all, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Alex is just like, oh my god, Jeremy is my

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<v Speaker 1>really really really really good friend. Oh my god, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just met. But also Alex is now questioning herself, like,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, was I not a good friend to tell

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<v Speaker 1>to not tell Bailey that I knew about that? Yeah, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't a good friend. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>But she wants them to be happy. I could understand

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<v Speaker 2>only maybe this is just me defending Alex because I

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<v Speaker 2>love her so much. I can understand just going Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that was a real weird blip and the editors made

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<v Speaker 2>it a bigger deal and now they're happy together. So

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<v Speaker 2>why But I mean, the why of it is a

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<v Speaker 2>it's your friend, but also you're going to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to see it and wonder at the reunion like,

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<v Speaker 2>why the fuck did anyone tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? You all know this? And by the way, this

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<v Speaker 1>remember doing that episode and going like, but he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of he's like, just kidding. I mean kind of serious though,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and well he lies later it is like I

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<v Speaker 2>totally c Yeah, and I also made this note. She's

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<v Speaker 1>She's crying. She's crying in a way that's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>literally just met this guy. I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a lot of steaks and you're tired and

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeremy's really like not either. He's just blank as

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, Sarah, no, I don't I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And she's like, I just I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>go home, right, And he goes he doesn't, I just

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just met. You just met right. How how come

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<v Speaker 1>going on? What's wrong? He doesn't have it. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>What in the morning it's going on? And he just

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<v Speaker 1>snoring again. Good night. She goes, do you regret your decision?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you regret choosing me? Do you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>with Susie? And then he's like, nah, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I lock y, I'm glad that I'm with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to go back to them, still tired and good night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She's like, then they're playing this and then she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't want to lose more people. Okay, did

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<v Speaker 1>somebody murder her whole family? What are you talking about? Wound?

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're going into some sort of trauma bond wound

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<v Speaker 2>that we didn't even know, you know, like, I just can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna trust me, You're gonna have a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>How do how doesn't have anybody else, But even for

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, I'm gonna go home, and he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good night, Yeah, goodnar what so then yeah, then they're

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<v Speaker 1>playing this White Lotus music again, which is absolutely unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot just lift another composer's music. It's so obvious

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<v Speaker 2>that's what they're trying to do. They're showing him walking

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that Mike White is in a fight with

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<v Speaker 1>that composer. So is it awesome? And he loves reality?

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<v Speaker 1>To me, he loves it. But no, is it possible

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<v Speaker 1>that the composer was like, fuck you, Mike White, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm going to compose something that's almost exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>use it. Yeah, I can't do it, but it's like

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<v Speaker 1>like animals and stuff, Yeah put it up. Yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>make it public domain?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean that's interesting, or Mike did it not?

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<v Speaker 2>The composer's like, I'm gonna make my own version, but

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows knows? So now suddenly Brian for no reason,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody's like, oh my god, poor Bailey. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>any of these fucking people that knew about this tell Bailey?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we protecting Jeremy? And they're all making it

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<v Speaker 1>seem like, oh, we're just trying to protect Bailey from

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<v Speaker 1>getting her feelings hurt. Really, this guy's an asshole who

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<v Speaker 1>fully fully called Susie and wanted her to come back

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<v Speaker 1>in the old and said, oh I regret I regret

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<v Speaker 1>picking Bailey. Everybody knows this, and they're on his side.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy making, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also crazy making because then they're lying to Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey is lying to Jeremy about who told her. She

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't say it's Brian right away.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want him. That would be well because Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>is just now starting to feel like, oh shit, everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she finally comes to your senses because then Jeremy,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess is he talking to Brian when he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I thought I like telling her about So that's Dale.

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<v Speaker 1>Dale is such a villain in this episode, it's so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Dale comes over.

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<v Speaker 2>Dale knows he knows everything, right, like he knows the truth,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's just fucking around, right, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just asshole. He comes over like he's in the mafia.

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<v Speaker 1>He puts his arm around Brian and he's like, what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? What's going on? Bro? He knew what was

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<v Speaker 1>going on. And then you know, Brian's trying to be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what's going on, and

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<v Speaker 1>Dale's like, yeah, you know what seems like somebody talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Bailey. Somebody told Bailey stuff, some talk some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it you? And then Brian's like, reach out that

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about USI yeah? And Brian's like he's totally free.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like what he's like when you called her? He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's a phone? What do you mean called? What's a phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's Susie? What's what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? Who's Jared me? I mean he's really

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<v Speaker 1>freaking in a way like Botok's in my brain and

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<v Speaker 1>I it's yes, so I don't I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember it, so what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually very funny to watch, like Brian really got

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<v Speaker 2>himself in a pickle.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dan then Dale tells us and this was

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<v Speaker 1>so annoying and it's gonna happen with Kat later too.

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<v Speaker 1>Dale's like, yeah, he says this to the camera. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, it wouldn't make sense to me that

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<v Speaker 1>Brian would tell Bailey that because his integrity's too high. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he says it to Jeremy. He's like, yeah, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad to hear that you didn't do it, because that

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<v Speaker 1>would really surprise me, because you your integrity is like

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<v Speaker 1>too high. What You're too good. You're too good a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't do something that fucked up. You wouldn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>a girl the truth about a guy who's fucking her

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<v Speaker 1>over right, And then Dale tells the camera, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I do believe in him.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something weird, there's something My god, he doesn't he's

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<v Speaker 2>just been programmed to say all that. It's so stupid

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<v Speaker 2>and it makes no sense. Why be mad at Brian

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<v Speaker 2>and not Jeremy. It makes no sense, as we've said,

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<v Speaker 2>and then as we keep seeing over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>So then Alex is like, I'm like, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>check on Bailey, like I don't think she's doing well

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So then Alex goes to the room and

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<v Speaker 1>then we have to see the like surveillance cameras in

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<v Speaker 1>the room, and Bailey's still like at a ten, She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going home. I'm gonna go home. He's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at me. You look at me. Don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep. Don't go to sleep. Put this on. You

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<v Speaker 1>never go to sleep with the concussion. Sleep on this.

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<v Speaker 1>She's it's like the most dramatic thing. Alex is like,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian hit you in your head. Don't go to sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, no, Brian, no that's not true. Brian

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<v Speaker 1>just told me about about Jeremy. And she's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Brian has beaten you. I must go back

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<v Speaker 1>and tell the others. We've got to get Brian off

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<v Speaker 1>this show. And she's like this because he called Susie

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<v Speaker 1>like a while back.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's all stupid. I mean, it's it's not

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<v Speaker 2>great that he did that. But can I give you

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<v Speaker 2>a little side story really quick, please? Okay, when I

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<v Speaker 2>to a slumber party and I remember it was my

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<v Speaker 2>friend Tanya's house, okay, and we're all in our pajamas

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<v Speaker 2>and we did all our presents. And remember it was

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<v Speaker 2>when you had like puff we had glitter, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of glitter puffy pens, like puffy paint pens, so you

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<v Speaker 2>could write with like glitter pens. And so somebody like

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<v Speaker 2>drew like doodled on like somebody like her like a

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<v Speaker 2>shoe box. It didn't matter. It was like someone had

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<v Speaker 2>given her shoes for her birthday. And on the shoe

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<v Speaker 2>box someone like wrote a heart in a glitter pump

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<v Speaker 2>and Tanya got really mad and everyone got all up

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<v Speaker 2>in arms and they were like, none of us go

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<v Speaker 2>to bed until we figure out who wrote on the box.

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<v Speaker 2>And my friend Julie and I were just talking about

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<v Speaker 2>because we remember every single we were laughing so hard

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<v Speaker 2>at the time. In third grade and they made us swear.

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<v Speaker 2>Each one of us had to swear on a bible.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Waco, Texas, so we all just had to swear.

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<v Speaker 2>We all just did it. We were like, I swear

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<v Speaker 2>on this bible. I did not right, And Julie and

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<v Speaker 2>I were both like did one of us do it?

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<v Speaker 2>And we're like probably, I don't remember fucking knows.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like the biggest hysterical histrionic, Like we

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<v Speaker 1>just went nuts. We turned on each other like like

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<v Speaker 1>say them, you know what I mean, We're like just

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<v Speaker 1>like it's just that's what this reminded me of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole like somebody died that Yes, it wasn't the person

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<v Speaker 1>who did it. We killed the wrong person.

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<v Speaker 2>We killed the wrong person that we had to bury.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's hard Waco. Everybody knows everything. If you go

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<v Speaker 2>down to Long John Silver's and you're trying to bury

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<v Speaker 2>a body behind it, they notice, right somebody that I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you can like you kind of wink and say, like

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're a headache, and then they won't tell.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's you know anyway, That's what this reminded me of.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for no reason. Everybody's just insane. Yes, they're losing

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<v Speaker 1>their minds. Okay, especially Bailey who's just out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>So Alex is trying to soothe her. Totally off topic,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, are you watching Hunter Wives? I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I got like a little preview of it and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like the previews. Should I watch it? Well, it just

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me of what you're saying about. It's very tixes

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<v Speaker 1>very tixes a lot, I know, sure, reminding me of

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<v Speaker 1>some of your stories about how people are. It is fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are y'all doing there's a lot of that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of and there's a lot of on

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<v Speaker 2>their face. Yeah, bless your heart, don't talk to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, so so so let's let's see. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>then she did, Alex does the thing that she did

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<v Speaker 1>before where she's like, oh my god, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremy is like in love with you, he likes you

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<v Speaker 1>so much, He's and he's such a great guy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just he's just super jealous and controlling. Like that's how

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<v Speaker 1>men show interest by punishing you for being open to

414
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<v Speaker 1>going on another date. That's all it is. And then

415
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<v Speaker 1>Bailey goes, Billy goes, but I heard he was like

416
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<v Speaker 1>gonna propose to her, and Alex goes, absolutely not. And

417
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<v Speaker 1>then Alex tells the camera, I don't want her to

418
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<v Speaker 1>have any doubt, Like, I mean, she trusts him and

419
00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:10.279
<v Speaker 1>she's giving her heart to him, and I don't want

420
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<v Speaker 1>her to have any doubt. Meanwhile, Alex doesn't fucking know

421
00:21:13.599 --> 00:21:16.640
<v Speaker 1>because and this is gonna come up later, but we

422
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<v Speaker 1>all saw on camera Jeremy told Brian in the room

423
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<v Speaker 1>that the whole conversation, Brian is telling the truth here,

424
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<v Speaker 1>every bit of it. Don't you remember that Jeremy was

425
00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:32.480
<v Speaker 1>saying like, yeah, I proposed her on the spot all

426
00:21:32.519 --> 00:21:34.680
<v Speaker 1>that stuff, and none of the other ones were there.

427
00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:38.039
<v Speaker 1>They just heard it from Brian or Jeremy told a

428
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<v Speaker 1>couple of other people what happened. So it really makes

429
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<v Speaker 1>me mad that Alex is completely sticking up for Jeremy here.

430
00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:53.359
<v Speaker 1>So then Jeremy totally bullshits the camera by saying He's like, yeah,

431
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:57.559
<v Speaker 1>like Bailey's upset, but that was like stuh eight days ago,

432
00:21:58.079 --> 00:22:01.519
<v Speaker 1>and like I need to talk to her to die.

433
00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:04.480
<v Speaker 1>You think you should have maybe woken up when she

434
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<v Speaker 1>was scream crying at you and talked to her then

435
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:09.000
<v Speaker 1>or not. He's like, because like the like really into Bailey,

436
00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:13.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, like and if she goes home, like I guess, like, oh,

437
00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:15.920
<v Speaker 1>if I go home, like I guess maybe Bailey will

438
00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:18.039
<v Speaker 1>like come with me or not, I don't really care,

439
00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:20.640
<v Speaker 1>of course, not like yeah, I don't care. I don't

440
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<v Speaker 1>really There's no reason for me to be here without

441
00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Bailey because like I'm so into her and like yeah,

442
00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:30.400
<v Speaker 1>and he goes something about as soon as the money

443
00:22:31.119 --> 00:22:35.200
<v Speaker 1>came into the game. He's like, remember that they chironed

444
00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:37.759
<v Speaker 1>on him. He was never into her. They showed the

445
00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:42.079
<v Speaker 1>thing which like five hundred thousand reasons for him to

446
00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:45.240
<v Speaker 1>stick with Bailey. Now remember they chiron that on him.

447
00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows he doesn't give a fuck about Bailey. Now

448
00:22:48.119 --> 00:22:50.200
<v Speaker 1>we're all supposed to be like, oh my god, he's

449
00:22:50.200 --> 00:22:53.400
<v Speaker 1>so into Bailey. No.

450
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I felt like this went on for so long

451
00:22:55.160 --> 00:22:56.920
<v Speaker 2>and show, Oh my god, this is just so long,

452
00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:59.799
<v Speaker 2>like we get we get it, like we get it.

453
00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:01.920
<v Speaker 2>So then Bailey comes in. He's going to talk to her.

454
00:23:01.960 --> 00:23:05.599
<v Speaker 1>To that. Bailey comes in, She's like, I'm packed, but

455
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<v Speaker 1>I haven't.

456
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:09.440
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you're a gone hom Like no, I haven't

457
00:23:09.480 --> 00:23:10.359
<v Speaker 2>decided yet, but.

458
00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:13.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm packed girl, go or don't. I can't take this.

459
00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:17.599
<v Speaker 1>But before that, before that, what I think is funny,

460
00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:21.319
<v Speaker 1>just to show you how nonchalant Jeremy is, he just

461
00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:24.240
<v Speaker 1>walks over. He walks into like the breakfast bar area,

462
00:23:24.359 --> 00:23:26.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, where they're all sitting around having breakfast, and

463
00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:29.599
<v Speaker 1>he's like, he just walks up to Captain Kim. He's like,

464
00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:35.559
<v Speaker 1>how's your heart right? How's your heart Yeah, nothing going on, No,

465
00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.839
<v Speaker 1>don't need to talk to Bailey. Just like cool, cool,

466
00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:40.799
<v Speaker 1>like what's going up your heart rate? And Captain Kim's like,

467
00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:42.599
<v Speaker 1>it's good, it's good.

468
00:23:43.240 --> 00:23:45.599
<v Speaker 2>If he's started giving him a massage, let me show

469
00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:48.119
<v Speaker 2>you how good it is. Sit here, Jeremy, and he

470
00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:52.319
<v Speaker 2>starts giving him a real deep and he's like, Captain

471
00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:53.839
<v Speaker 2>Kim just has the magic touch.

472
00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:56.400
<v Speaker 1>But then this is good. This I'm sure made you

473
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<v Speaker 1>mad too, like it made me mad. So this is

474
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<v Speaker 1>right before he talks to Bailey. Spencer walks up to

475
00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:04.359
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy and he's like, how you doing, man, how you doing?

476
00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, well, I got woken up three tabs

477
00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:12.039
<v Speaker 1>last night. Ros like what, oh that's your biggest problem.

478
00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:14.400
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, I didn't sleep that well because like

479
00:24:14.519 --> 00:24:21.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking Bailey was like having feelings or whatever. Don't care. Yeah,

480
00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:25.599
<v Speaker 1>oh okay. So then they finally talk and Bailey has

481
00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the lake she's she's packing. Oh. By the way, by

482
00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:32.960
<v Speaker 1>the way, the producers did a chiron of Jeremy and

483
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.920
<v Speaker 1>they just wrote for him. Woke up, woke up and

484
00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:40.400
<v Speaker 1>is in damage control, woke up in damage control.

485
00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Totally wrote it kind of wasn't. That's the weird thing

486
00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:45.119
<v Speaker 2>is he barely was in damage control. He didn't really

487
00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:48.640
<v Speaker 2>care at all. I mean, like you said, like you

488
00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:50.599
<v Speaker 2>just that's the thing. He doesn't really care. So she's

489
00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.400
<v Speaker 2>going on and on. He's like, no, I like y'all,

490
00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I do like y'all. I think it's just the ha.

491
00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She's like, I'm so that's just so. Then Dale

492
00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Dale was talking to Jeremy and just gassing him up.

493
00:25:02.359 --> 00:25:05.880
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, man, you guys are great. You know,

494
00:25:06.400 --> 00:25:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you didn't do anything wrong. Like you and Bailey have

495
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:10.880
<v Speaker 1>been strong like since day one. I mean except for

496
00:25:10.920 --> 00:25:13.319
<v Speaker 1>the part where you like called Susie and told everybody

497
00:25:13.319 --> 00:25:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you just regretted picking her, and then you called Susie

498
00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:17.839
<v Speaker 1>and begged her to come back and said you want

499
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.000
<v Speaker 1>to propose to her. But other than that, like you

500
00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:22.839
<v Speaker 1>and Bailey are tight. Fuck anybody that tries to come

501
00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:27.359
<v Speaker 1>between you guys. Yeah. Is this before she sees Bailey?

502
00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:31.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, so then uh she's she

503
00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:34.039
<v Speaker 2>won't stop. I just was like, again, this conversation so

504
00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>long because we already had it. She's like, she says, like,

505
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:39.200
<v Speaker 2>is that of Susie came back? And proposes like I'm

506
00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:39.759
<v Speaker 2>never saw that.

507
00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. That's crazy.

508
00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:44.279
<v Speaker 2>So I was feeling for Bailey at this point because

509
00:25:44.319 --> 00:25:47.240
<v Speaker 2>for whatever reason. I mean, she's you know, she's really

510
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>beside herself. Still, I don't like that kind of crime

511
00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:51.440
<v Speaker 2>when you're crying that hard and it's just all in

512
00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:51.920
<v Speaker 2>your nose.

513
00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like you can hear the snot in their voice.

514
00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe take a beat, but I guess she had taken

515
00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:00.759
<v Speaker 2>a beat, like she packed. We didn't see all that happening.

516
00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:03.000
<v Speaker 1>But then she tells me she gives away all her

517
00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:06.359
<v Speaker 1>power because she's like, nah, I'm packed, but like I'm

518
00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:08.799
<v Speaker 1>not gonna leave, like I don't want to leave, like

519
00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I want to believe you. And he's like cool, cool,

520
00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:14.319
<v Speaker 1>live and believe me, and she's like I'm okay. Then

521
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:17.160
<v Speaker 1>she tells the camera she's like like normally, like in

522
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:19.839
<v Speaker 1>real life, I would like be like fuck that, but

523
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like this is paradise and we don't have a lot

524
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>of time, so I'm gonna be like forgiving. I'm gonna

525
00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:25.160
<v Speaker 1>be honest.

526
00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:26.960
<v Speaker 2>On the scene, it went on so long and it

527
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:29.240
<v Speaker 2>was her vocal fry with his voice. I tried to

528
00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:32.079
<v Speaker 2>fast forward it and for no reason, my remote wouldn't work,

529
00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:34.000
<v Speaker 2>it would not let me fast forward it. So I

530
00:26:34.039 --> 00:26:36.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, well then watch this, and I muted

531
00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:38.799
<v Speaker 2>it for one full minute until we moved on to

532
00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Kathy and Keeth. Oh I had to I couldn't take it.

533
00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:45.119
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I couldn't hear her voice and I couldn't It

534
00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.079
<v Speaker 1>was the same conversation about it was like being in

535
00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:50.319
<v Speaker 1>an actual relationship where someone won't let something go and

536
00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:52.799
<v Speaker 1>you're like, either you're gonna either gonna move on or not,

537
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:55.319
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Like I couldn't hear her

538
00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:57.599
<v Speaker 1>voice anything. I guess just for me. I take my

539
00:26:57.720 --> 00:27:00.319
<v Speaker 1>job like, you know, just just for me. I take

540
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:02.920
<v Speaker 1>my job like kind of seriously, like I get that.

541
00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, look, I get it. There. We have an audience,

542
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.359
<v Speaker 1>we have listeners, and they're like, I would like you guys,

543
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:08.920
<v Speaker 1>we also want to fast forward.

544
00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.160
<v Speaker 2>They are very much are like, oh my god, thank

545
00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:13.200
<v Speaker 2>god you Okay, muted it so we don't have to

546
00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:16.480
<v Speaker 2>hear Bailey like again though about Susan and he's like,

547
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:21.480
<v Speaker 2>nah nah that's your nah. Yeah, I like you Okay,

548
00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:23.599
<v Speaker 2>so then we do move I didn't mute it until

549
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.759
<v Speaker 2>Kathy popped up, which was probably not the best time

550
00:27:25.799 --> 00:27:26.839
<v Speaker 2>to dip back in.

551
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and because she's not really into Keith right is

552
00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:34.119
<v Speaker 1>not Ay I just wrote here like Kathy can fuck off.

553
00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:38.160
<v Speaker 1>She's she's like, yeah, you know, they're just shit talking,

554
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Captain Kim. Yes, and then we kind of cut to

555
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Kim like he's like putting on his poor heart monitor. Yeah.

556
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:47.200
<v Speaker 1>She's like there's just reason, like we can make fun

557
00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:48.880
<v Speaker 1>of him, but you can. Kim is like going from

558
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 1>girl to girl. She's like, first she was first, he

559
00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>was into April and had his hands all over her.

560
00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Then he was into Leslie and now Faith. But you know,

561
00:27:57.240 --> 00:27:59.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, like I guess he just needs to find

562
00:27:59.279 --> 00:28:02.799
<v Speaker 1>someone who can like sit and watch soap operas. Listen,

563
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:07.359
<v Speaker 1>that's mean, because that's so key. It's like more stuff

564
00:28:07.400 --> 00:28:08.799
<v Speaker 1>than you are. Kathy.

565
00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:11.079
<v Speaker 2>He also served in the middle like thank you for

566
00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:15.200
<v Speaker 2>your service, not you, Kathy. Yeah, seriously, Yeah, she's just

567
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>shit talking. And then I just read something about oh yeah,

568
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:19.839
<v Speaker 2>faking orgasms. She's like, We've all done it.

569
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Am I wrong?

570
00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Kathy, I don't need to think about you

571
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:25.839
<v Speaker 2>faking orgasms. No, it's not because you're not because you're older,

572
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:28.039
<v Speaker 2>but because I just like, in any way, I don't

573
00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:28.759
<v Speaker 2>want to think about it.

574
00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:32.680
<v Speaker 1>What is the she okay, so Faith said something not Faith,

575
00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>but Kathy goes, I mean, you know what if Faith,

576
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>if that's her guy? Then and then she says does

577
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:41.759
<v Speaker 1>a Jewish like a Yiddish saying but I but I

578
00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:44.599
<v Speaker 1>was talking to my phone and it came out as

579
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:48.039
<v Speaker 1>m O A shared. It starts with an M. I

580
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:51.559
<v Speaker 1>want to say, I spell it again. Sorry I spelled it,

581
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:55.640
<v Speaker 1>but my AI spelled it m O A L E

582
00:28:55.839 --> 00:29:01.279
<v Speaker 1>J like. She said something like then good for them,

583
00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>like but in a Jewish like then then like Max,

584
00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:09.359
<v Speaker 1>maybe it was Max? Do you think it was Mac?

585
00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Let's look it up. I dare anybody to try to

586
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:16.079
<v Speaker 1>google that Mac. Yeah, we love that. It's such a

587
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>beautiful song. Now Jeremy is just really wanting to know

588
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>if Brian is the one that told her. He's now

589
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:27.960
<v Speaker 1>he's mad, right of course, so uh he's like, I,

590
00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, So Jeremy, she's lying about it. She's like,

591
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:33.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to send Bryant home, right right, right,

592
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.799
<v Speaker 1>right right, And Jeremy is like, I mean, yeah, like

593
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I told a few other people, but like that's fucked it,

594
00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:43.200
<v Speaker 1>because you know, I want to be I should be

595
00:29:43.240 --> 00:29:46.079
<v Speaker 1>in control of people knowing that I betrayed her, Like

596
00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:50.359
<v Speaker 1>that's my business. How this twisted logic is so crazy

597
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.240
<v Speaker 1>to me? And they're all agreeing with him. Yeah I know,

598
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:58.039
<v Speaker 1>so Kat, I know. Kat talks to Bailey and she's like,

599
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:01.000
<v Speaker 1>who told you? Who told you about the Jeremy and

600
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Susie thing? And Bailey goes, what a say? And then

601
00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Kat goes Kat's like, well they think it's the girls,

602
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:15.400
<v Speaker 1>and like the girls are like mad and confused, like

603
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:19.319
<v Speaker 1>as if now Bailey's throwing the girls under the bus, Like, well,

604
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>now they think it's the girls. So now we're going

605
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:22.119
<v Speaker 1>to be in trouble who cares?

606
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:24.799
<v Speaker 2>But who fucking cares? In trouble with who? Like who

607
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 2>gives a shit? In trouble with Jeremy? Like why are

608
00:30:27.079 --> 00:30:29.519
<v Speaker 2>they so on the wrong side of history here? And

609
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:32.079
<v Speaker 2>why I have written down that. Sean says something like

610
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:34.599
<v Speaker 2>I love America, which I came out of nowhere. I

611
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:38.319
<v Speaker 2>didn't even understand what he was talking about. Oh, he's like,

612
00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:40.519
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I'm a big fan of America and voting.

613
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.720
<v Speaker 2>All that's I'd forgotten Sean was there completely had you, Like,

614
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even I had to think about who he.

615
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Even was for a second. I was like, wait, who's

616
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>this he sucks? Who's this weird little be atwater? Yeah,

617
00:30:55.319 --> 00:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>that's a Republican Okay, so Kat So basically, Bailey tells

618
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>the camera like, you know what, I'm really appreciative that

619
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Brian brought this to my attention and I don't think

620
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>it needs to be a public knowledge. Like but she

621
00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:12.480
<v Speaker 1>which she says rightly. So she's like, but you know what,

622
00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I really would have preferred it to come from one

623
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:19.559
<v Speaker 1>of my girlfriends or from Jeremy. Yes, that would have

624
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.319
<v Speaker 1>been the best thing. Yeah, maybe Jeremy could have told me.

625
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>And they there spent a lot of time with Jeremy

626
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:26.400
<v Speaker 1>going like I was going to tell her, Like that

627
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:27.960
<v Speaker 1>would have been good for me to be able to

628
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:30.920
<v Speaker 1>tell her. Well, at the same time, you're saying that

629
00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 1>was like eight days ago, okay, so you've had a

630
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:36.480
<v Speaker 1>long time to tell her and you didn't. So you

631
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>weren't going to so and Dale was the biggest person

632
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>who's like, yeah, you were going to tell her. You

633
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.079
<v Speaker 1>could have told you were going to tell her, Like,

634
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:45.599
<v Speaker 1>it's not like you were going to keep this from

635
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:49.039
<v Speaker 1>her because he was going to keep it from her.

636
00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:51.640
<v Speaker 1>So basically they're setting up this thing where Kat's like,

637
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>can we even trust Brian? Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah,

638
00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Brian's a liar, we don't trust him. So now we

639
00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:00.960
<v Speaker 1>just have to sit in a watch people talk about

640
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:01.960
<v Speaker 1>who they're going to kick.

641
00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Out, and there's a lot of it, and it's all

642
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.119
<v Speaker 2>the same thing they're all having, Like there's a lot

643
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:09.000
<v Speaker 2>of recaps. Some people think they should kick out an

644
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:12.319
<v Speaker 2>older person, you know, one of the goldens. Some people think, Brian,

645
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:14.279
<v Speaker 2>we don't know. They're just the editors are trying to

646
00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:16.839
<v Speaker 2>like we don't know, yeah, and we don't know. You

647
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:19.799
<v Speaker 2>don't know what's happening. Brian is freaking out though, Yeah.

648
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:23.039
<v Speaker 2>And then Dale is just an asshole. You know how

649
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:26.279
<v Speaker 2>much I don't like Dale. Dale is just so creepy.

650
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:29.160
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, yeah, Brian, you know what, Like i'd

651
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I hate to tell you this, but like, yeah, you're

652
00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 2>not going to get a.

653
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.839
<v Speaker 1>Rose, Like yes, he says that, which is like everybody

654
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.559
<v Speaker 1>hates you now, Brian. Then Brian kind of I just

655
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.960
<v Speaker 1>wrote he kind of throws Parsa under the bus here,

656
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>like like, doesn't he I don't know if he says

657
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Parsa or just the girl. I don't know why I

658
00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.720
<v Speaker 1>wrote that, but something like I don't know, I don't know.

659
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she did it. Oh I have Brian throws Parsa

660
00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:54.720
<v Speaker 1>under the book. Okay, I'm not sure. Maybe maybe that's

661
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>why they're all mad. But then Parsa is now suddenly

662
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:03.160
<v Speaker 1>feeling more in power and she's like, listen, you should

663
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>you need to go talk to Jeremy and you need

664
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:07.880
<v Speaker 1>to fix the vibe. The vibes are off that right

665
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.440
<v Speaker 1>because everybody wants to kick you out, which I'm going

666
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:12.519
<v Speaker 1>to be leaving and that's not cool, So go fix

667
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:16.079
<v Speaker 1>the vibe. Mm hmm. So Brian goes and talks to

668
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:19.599
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy and he tries to bullshit a little bit at first,

669
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:22.559
<v Speaker 1>but then he's like, yeah, you know, I wanted to

670
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:26.000
<v Speaker 1>talk to Bailey because like she was really worried and

671
00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:28.920
<v Speaker 1>like you know, she was going to like see things

672
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:31.279
<v Speaker 1>back and see that something was going on with Susie.

673
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>So I kind of like decided that, like I would

674
00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:38.079
<v Speaker 1>tell her some stuff. Uh So Jeremy is crying so hard.

675
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>He makes it he makes it seem that Bailey asks like, hey,

676
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:44.839
<v Speaker 1>like that Bailey approached like Brian completely lies, and then

677
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy's stunned. He's like, aw what He's like, there's no

678
00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 1>hero here, which is hilarious. I don't think it hard.

679
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was your face to let interfere

680
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:01.839
<v Speaker 1>and Marini relationship. Why do you think it's your place?

681
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, you should have brought it to

682
00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:12.400
<v Speaker 1>me first, like I'm not here every day thinking about Susie. Yeah.

683
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Then Jeremy tells the camera like, I'm not a fan

684
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.119
<v Speaker 1>of Brian. We got to send him home. So then

685
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>the next five minutes of the show I just wrote,

686
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.920
<v Speaker 1>now everybody is telling Jeremy, yeah, we're gonna pick him.

687
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>He's not trustworthy. Don't worry, Jeremy, We're gonna get Brian

688
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.800
<v Speaker 1>off the show. B cood bro yeah, brood, broke head,

689
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:34.199
<v Speaker 1>broke cood. That's when Wells pops up and he's like,

690
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:35.480
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? Yeah?

691
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, He's like, what is actually happening here? I loved

692
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Wells and have remembered why he was here. How Wells

693
00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Goes goes, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills right now, Like,

694
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:49.119
<v Speaker 2>how is Brian the bad guy. So you mean to

695
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:51.920
<v Speaker 2>tell me Jeremy was trying to hook up with Susie.

696
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Brian's the only one that told her about it. No

697
00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:57.119
<v Speaker 2>one else thought she needed to know. And now Brian

698
00:34:57.239 --> 00:34:59.840
<v Speaker 2>is the bad guy and not Jeremy. And then he goes,

699
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:04.199
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't sound like bro code. That sounds like douche code. Yeah,

700
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.880
<v Speaker 2>did you say douchecode or douchebag code whatever, because either way,

701
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:10.400
<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, it should be the name of this episode.

702
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:13.039
<v Speaker 2>But for sure, like yeah, I mean he said, and

703
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I just we were like, oh god, finally we have

704
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:16.320
<v Speaker 2>That's what Wells is there for.

705
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:19.360
<v Speaker 1>That's what he's supposed to be, is the voice of reason. Yeah, Ana,

706
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.800
<v Speaker 1>we told it right down. So Jeremy right bag code

707
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:25.840
<v Speaker 1>for later when we're like, what are we calling this episode?

708
00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:29.599
<v Speaker 1>Now we know now it's written down. It's written down, man.

709
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:32.320
<v Speaker 2>So Jeremy wants Brian gone, and I was just like,

710
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:34.719
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I just get Oh.

711
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Then Faith and Kim I just said just make it,

712
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:41.159
<v Speaker 1>and then Kat goes to camera. She's like, yeah, like, personally,

713
00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I would like to see Brian go because he's not

714
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:47.480
<v Speaker 1>someone who has loyalty or integrity. What the so you

715
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 1>and Dale have been all of you guys are talking

716
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.559
<v Speaker 1>about is how Brian doesn't have integrity? What are you

717
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:56.119
<v Speaker 1>talking about? Because it makes no sense? And Kat I

718
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>just wrote, Oh girl, Kat, come on, like you're now

719
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:03.840
<v Speaker 1>siding with Dale. Who's the biggest douchebag here. He's the worst.

720
00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:07.360
<v Speaker 1>He's the absolute worst at every turn with Ali, Joe,

721
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:09.880
<v Speaker 1>with anybody. He doesn't give a shit about Kat. He's

722
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:12.800
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, like any any other girls here, Yeah,

723
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to just like fuck some girls? Yeah right, yes,

724
00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:19.880
<v Speaker 1>So we don't know at this point. We're about to

725
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:23.119
<v Speaker 1>go into the Rose ceremony and I don't know. I

726
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:25.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't know who it was going to be at this point.

727
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:27.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, also, I also just like didn't care at

728
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.159
<v Speaker 1>this point. Why has it been going on for a

729
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Rose ceremony? Were two hours? But I mean and Captain

730
00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Kim cheases that there might be a surprise, and I

731
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:38.360
<v Speaker 1>just wrote, I don't think there will be.

732
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, the surprise is the cumshot that's going to come

733
00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:42.840
<v Speaker 2>onto the camera now.

734
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:43.119
<v Speaker 1>Listen.

735
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 2>I know I keep saying that, and I say it

736
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.280
<v Speaker 2>in our and just like that recaps as well, and

737
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I will stop saying that after these shows because that's enough.

738
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:51.119
<v Speaker 1>But I can't seem to you right now, and why

739
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.119
<v Speaker 1>should you? Why should you try to control? I mean,

740
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>so Jonathan, the guys have the roses.

741
00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:59.679
<v Speaker 2>He gives it to Leah and he says you're welcome,

742
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:03.639
<v Speaker 2>which is funny and everybody laughs. He finally kind of

743
00:37:03.639 --> 00:37:07.159
<v Speaker 2>gets it. Obviously. Spencer gives it to Jess. Nobody cares.

744
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Andrew to alex Dale to Cat, we know all this

745
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Sean to Andrew says to Alex, I love your moral code.

746
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:18.639
<v Speaker 2>I guess I guess her morals because she kept the

747
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:22.639
<v Speaker 2>secret from her best friend there, so she's got a

748
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:26.360
<v Speaker 2>good moral code because she refused to like tell on Jeremy.

749
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Andrew, right, so then who cares about Sean.

750
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Jeremy obviously gives it to Bailey, although it's not necessarily

751
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:36.920
<v Speaker 2>obvious because he could have been like, yeah, I'm not

752
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:39.280
<v Speaker 2>really Angrea I called so again, what if He's like

753
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:42.079
<v Speaker 2>not a lot of people say a lot of things

754
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:43.280
<v Speaker 2>that got me thinking about Sizzy.

755
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:47.840
<v Speaker 1>And Bailey's like, oh, this's not just not coming out

756
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:50.159
<v Speaker 1>of her. Billy's like I'm going to go home, and

757
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy's like, yeah, you are, because you are Rosaly go home,

758
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:57.760
<v Speaker 1>hack Sisey can back. Well they are, I mean they're

759
00:37:57.760 --> 00:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>teasing this thing of where they're going to bring back

760
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>somebody that like, which is going to be another thing

761
00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:06.599
<v Speaker 1>where nobody I don't know whatever.

762
00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:10.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Right, So there's two So Jeremy gives it to

763
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Bailey and there's two roses left. So we have as

764
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Keith and Kathy, Brian and Parisa and and Faith and Kim.

765
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.559
<v Speaker 1>So there's that's like, you get right, isn't that right?

766
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Gets it first? One couple gets Keith. Yeah. First Keith

767
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:26.679
<v Speaker 1>gets a rose and gives it to Kathy. Now we're

768
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>down to or Brian. One of them is going to

769
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:36.480
<v Speaker 1>get the rosempump and they give it to Brian. Yes,

770
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.199
<v Speaker 1>and I just like what yeah?

771
00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>And then he and then they show Captain Kim and

772
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Faith just banging on a ship that we didn't even

773
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:47.239
<v Speaker 2>know was there, his ship, which.

774
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:50.199
<v Speaker 1>Is so weird because that seems to go against some

775
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:52.679
<v Speaker 1>kind of navel code. I don't know.

776
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a navel it's literally enable. But they got

777
00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:57.880
<v Speaker 2>it approved by Trump. He's like, yeah, you can use

778
00:38:57.880 --> 00:38:59.199
<v Speaker 2>the military ship for this.

779
00:38:59.519 --> 00:38:59.920
<v Speaker 1>What's it for?

780
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Which it's Bachelor in paradise, Yes, you have my permission,

781
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:07.360
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I I mister President, Yes it's an honor,

782
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:09.400
<v Speaker 2>and then they yeah, they bring it in and they're

783
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.119
<v Speaker 2>just like, but it's let me just I want to

784
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:13.039
<v Speaker 2>make sure, like we're not just using it on the show,

785
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:13.960
<v Speaker 2>but we will bang on it.

786
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:15.960
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, oh, he's like, oh yeah, please do

787
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:18.559
<v Speaker 1>He's like I can I bang on it too, and

788
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Captain Kim's like of course, yes, okay. So then so

789
00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:29.199
<v Speaker 1>then what are we have looking for? What's what's the previews?

790
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:35.599
<v Speaker 1>What's next? No, it's just people getting getting upset, which

791
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:38.440
<v Speaker 1>thank god I do. The problem with.

792
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:41.519
<v Speaker 2>This show, if I may, is that I loved I

793
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:43.280
<v Speaker 2>have loved it this season, as you know, I've been

794
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.320
<v Speaker 2>like I've been a big cheerleader of this season. But

795
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:48.079
<v Speaker 2>the problem with any of these shows, first of all,

796
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:49.760
<v Speaker 2>went off the rails now that it became a game,

797
00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:53.000
<v Speaker 2>so it's just a different show, and I guess that's fine,

798
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:55.519
<v Speaker 2>but then also it just always fall. It's like with movies,

799
00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>like the third act is really hard to keep it

800
00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:00.360
<v Speaker 2>together because now we're like, who gives a fuck, it's

801
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.679
<v Speaker 2>not fun anymore. Where they don't bring somebody we don't

802
00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:04.920
<v Speaker 2>care about any of these couples because now they're all

803
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:09.440
<v Speaker 2>just being strategic. Yeah, I mean Spencer and who deserves

804
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.199
<v Speaker 2>to win? I guess Spencer and Jesse, they've been together since.

805
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Day deserve win because they're remain attracted to each other.

806
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:21.039
<v Speaker 1>It's they is kind of going along with what you're saying,

807
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:22.840
<v Speaker 1>is where they're all like, well, we're the ones who

808
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:25.679
<v Speaker 1>are in love, so we deserve to stay. So I

809
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:29.079
<v Speaker 1>guess Jonathan doesn't deserve to stay because he's not attracted

810
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:29.519
<v Speaker 1>to Leah.

811
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:32.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's the thing. But like what is

812
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:36.039
<v Speaker 2>the money for? I guess that's the question, Like what's

813
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:38.159
<v Speaker 2>the game? So you get five hundred thousand if you

814
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>can stay, so then it becomes like survivor, like not

815
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:44.840
<v Speaker 2>getting voted off. So it's yeah, strategy, So then what

816
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:47.000
<v Speaker 2>was the whole point of the shape? So is it

817
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:49.800
<v Speaker 2>that you're in lover? Is it that you is love

818
00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.440
<v Speaker 2>enough for the strategy? Is that what they're trying to say,

819
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:54.760
<v Speaker 2>like maybe the person should win where they're not playing

820
00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:58.079
<v Speaker 2>a strategy, they just belong together. And I don't even

821
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:00.880
<v Speaker 2>understand where they're headed, Like are they they're not even

822
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:01.960
<v Speaker 2>talking about engagements?

823
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<v Speaker 1>Anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>They used to be like, who will get engaged? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>do They're not even trying to push that anymore, are they?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's insane, Because it really is insane. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that is a stupid thing. It's a good thing to

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of. But now, but then, what's so the

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<v Speaker 2>stakes are just money? But why do you get the money?

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<v Speaker 2>The money should go to someone who got their hurt. Hurt,

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<v Speaker 2>give Leslie the money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Said this before, it's an old joke that all of

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<v Speaker 2>us have. But it's like, as someone who's never been married,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, give me the toaster. You're combining your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>financial resources.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to buy you something. I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are we giving money to the people they

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<v Speaker 2>already or they're getting love. I mean, it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be Jeremy that wins. It's not gonna be Brian that wins.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe the twist is going to be like that show

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<v Speaker 2>where at the end they can choose not to give

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<v Speaker 2>it to their partner. Yeah, Like maybe there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>some physical game or some weird thing and then whoever,

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<v Speaker 2>just one of them wins and you can just like

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<v Speaker 2>split it or not, but they'll all split it because

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<v Speaker 2>no one they're not gonna I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it, okay, I love it. Bye everybody, Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for being here this week. Shouts. By the way, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to episode one because we did do shouts. So also

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow is the finale, probably series finale, Let's Hope of

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<v Speaker 1>the Valley, which is also excruciating, and the finale later

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<v Speaker 1>in the week of end, just like that, which I

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<v Speaker 1>have seen and I'm spoiling nothing. Thank you, all right, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you tomorrow for the Valley. Bye bye, thank you.
