Speaker 1: What's up, everybody, it's us. Cecily and Stephanie were back
Speaker 1: with Part two. I have been noticing and this is
Speaker 1: this is a little scolding for the people who just
Speaker 1: popped on and they're like, oh, I didn't even I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you guys had a part one.
Speaker 1: Well we do, and it was right in the title,
Speaker 1: this is part two. A lot happened, a lot was
Speaker 1: set up. We talked about were wolves. I told a
Speaker 1: very personal story about a guy that I dated, that
Speaker 1: we both dated, that we both dated Cecily for longer.
Speaker 1: Never forget that like hurt my feelings. And it was
Speaker 1: a little bit of a Parisa Brian kind of situation.
Speaker 1: And I think, if you don't care about me, then fine,
Speaker 1: don't go back and listen to part one. You know
Speaker 1: that's up.
Speaker 2: That's I agree. Yeah, no, I'm with I have to
Speaker 2: support Stephanie on this one.
Speaker 1: On this one, now, a lot of you guys are like, well,
Speaker 1: we just wanted to get to where Captain Kim is
Speaker 1: like coming hard for Faith's shoulders, literally coming coming on
Speaker 1: her shoulders. Oh my god. That just reminded me.
Speaker 2: I have seen the finale of and just like that
Speaker 2: I get it a little bit early and I have
Speaker 2: seen it already.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: We're not here to talk about that yet. We're talking
Speaker 2: about that later in the week. But coming hard might
Speaker 2: factor in in a way that we thought it would.
Speaker 1: Oh no, if you are, if you're up on the lens,
Speaker 1: straight up, come shot, straight up, come, And I think
Speaker 1: they should do that for this too.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to get dirty. I know this is like
Speaker 2: a faith based shot, so I don't mean to like
Speaker 2: turn it into anything else.
Speaker 1: But what if what if Captain Kim was just like
Speaker 1: it just just all over the camera. What if just
Speaker 1: finish fine out? Oh my god, I've got it. What
Speaker 1: if Kim and this is only captured on night vision,
Speaker 1: but people keep waking up with like something like a
Speaker 1: substance on them, and they're just like, what is on
Speaker 1: like my stomach or my arm? And then they the
Speaker 1: producers all find out that the night cam is capturing
Speaker 1: Captain Kim going around and like jizzing on the women.
Speaker 2: Masturbating on people, jizzing on them, and then they have
Speaker 2: to have that meeting like they had to have after
Speaker 2: the hot tub incident. Like it's a very special episode
Speaker 2: of and like a lot of times we make jokes
Speaker 2: and then for some reason they make Hannah to get this.
Speaker 2: She's very uncomfortable, not very not very well spoken. She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what do I say? And Wells is like,
Speaker 2: say the thing, earn your key. I can't carry this
Speaker 2: all for myself. And she's like, okay, well, anybody here
Speaker 2: got jiz do buck Captain cam you fill out this form.
Speaker 1: There's like a legal force. They have to go watch
Speaker 1: like some sensitive civity training and they're like, why why
Speaker 1: do we all get hurt? Captain Kim is the one
Speaker 1: that was masturbating on people against their will. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: we just have to make sure everybody understands that's not okay.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, I think we have nothing and that
Speaker 1: we didn't endorse that, and that ABC Disney did not
Speaker 1: in any way, just so, and you're signing that, you're
Speaker 1: saying that you understand that. And Hannah's the one trying
Speaker 1: to explain the legal terms to everybody. She keeps looking
Speaker 1: at well, indemnifies, indemnifyer it, it's just indemnify, we indemnify.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, okay, okay, okay, go hi, but Wales, can
Speaker 1: you help and he's like, nope, I'm taking a break.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a much needed fucking break. Hannah, what have
Speaker 1: you even been doing here this whole time? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? And captain him? For some reason, they let
Speaker 1: him stay because then he sues them for like age discrimination. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like all the other everybody else. Jizz is on everybody.
Speaker 1: You think Brian's not jizzing in the OCE all the time.
Speaker 1: He's like, I had to do that for my heart?
Speaker 1: Did the EMTs told me that I need to release
Speaker 1: stress on my heart and that's how I do it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if that's like gross to you old people.
Speaker 1: Coming on people's faces is like somehow.
Speaker 2: We're saying all this, somehow that's not okay, But it's
Speaker 2: okay When Jeremy Jess is on everybody, including production and
Speaker 2: they're like, we don't love Jeremy either, but he definitely
Speaker 2: does not do that.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, all right. I he starts like trying
Speaker 1: to pull out like military stuff. Oh my god, my
Speaker 1: stomach is great, I'm crying. Well, the reason we're saying
Speaker 1: all this is because Captain Kim. This is the part
Speaker 1: where he's giving faith the most obnoxious massage, and we
Speaker 1: did talk about this part one, so you want to
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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Huh. That was amazing, Thank you, that
Speaker 1: was amazing.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's really kind of grossing everybody out that
Speaker 2: Captain Kim is giving this very long massage to Faith,
Speaker 2: who's groaning sexually. She's like, oh yeah, and it goes
Speaker 2: on for so long, and everybody's notice everybody's getting older. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a lot because he won't stop, but he's like
Speaker 2: rubbing the same spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But the one thing that kind of does bug
Speaker 1: me a little bit is Kathy. Kathy's too much sometimes
Speaker 1: because she it's it's I get it, we don't none
Speaker 1: of us want to see that. And you're like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not having sex with anybody, all right, none of
Speaker 1: these fuckers. But you don't have to be like so
Speaker 1: gross something. Thank God, he's not touching me all right. Already.
Speaker 1: She's not nice, remember, isn't she zip it? Yes, she's mean,
Speaker 1: She's really mean and I wouldn't want to rine. She
Speaker 1: is really nice as a person, Like I'm glad she exists.
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying like get but I don't want
Speaker 1: her to hurt herself. I'm just saying I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to hang out with her. No, I wouldn't either make
Speaker 1: sure she was She was genuinely mean to Teresa, and
Speaker 1: she hasn't really like she's like she's only sorry that
Speaker 1: it came off that way to all the viewers. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's changed. She's like super super into her
Speaker 1: plastic surgery and her you know, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's a great lady.
Speaker 2: No, I agree with you one hundred percent. Then we
Speaker 2: start like retreading everything again, like Bailey vocal fries about
Speaker 2: the rendezv.
Speaker 1: It's just the same.
Speaker 2: Now we're hitting that spot that I was complaining about
Speaker 2: before we even started, of like so much filler speaking
Speaker 2: of cafe.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, there's.
Speaker 2: Just so much though, It's like now, but now we're
Speaker 2: getting to an interesting part where Brian is gonna finally
Speaker 2: pull us, but also.
Speaker 1: Why is Bailey going around? She goes down to the
Speaker 1: pool with Jessus Spencer and she's like, yeah, it's really
Speaker 1: hard because like Brian is super in love with me,
Speaker 1: like he's trying to have a secret rendezvous with me,
Speaker 1: Like why are you telling people that I don't know?
Speaker 1: She's telling her Like ah, got so Brian pulls. So
Speaker 1: then Parisa now knows, and she tells Alex, who already knows. Yes,
Speaker 1: And Alex is very strangely defensive of Jared, like she
Speaker 1: loves Jeremy for some reason. Yeah, so she's like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not like that. No, no, no, And I think
Speaker 1: maybe Alex is a pleaser. Maybe she's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a pleaser. So she's sort of like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you'd gone on a date with and
Speaker 1: you know, like she well Andrew, and so blaming is
Speaker 1: like insane to me. She's like yeah, but the whole reason, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you this is a misunderstanding. Jeremy was
Speaker 1: just really mad because she went on a date with somebody,
Speaker 1: you know on Bachelor in Paradise, where the whole name
Speaker 1: of the game is going on dates with other people.
Speaker 1: But Brian was I mean not Brian. Jeremy was so
Speaker 1: angry about it that like instead of you know, maybe
Speaker 1: like backhanding her. He just thought it might be great
Speaker 1: to get back at her by like calling Susie and
Speaker 1: trying to get Susie to come back. That's all it was,
Speaker 1: h right, I mean, can you believe that that's what
Speaker 1: she does? But now, on what planet is that a
Speaker 1: good excuse? Yeah? He was just really, I know you
Speaker 1: don't understand that I'm.
Speaker 2: Just getting back at her because she just was like,
Speaker 2: did the thing you're supposed to do on the show?
Speaker 1: I mean. Also, so it makes it okay for him
Speaker 1: to fuck with Susie, like if that's the only reason
Speaker 1: he's doing it. According to Alex, this makes me really
Speaker 1: question Alex. Alex thinks it's okay because he wasn't really
Speaker 1: into Susie, so he just called her when she was
Speaker 1: at the airport and asked her to come back, right,
Speaker 1: Just it.
Speaker 2: Makes no sense, right, Brian is the only person that's
Speaker 2: making So Brian tell finally tells Bailey.
Speaker 1: It's like, just tell her.
Speaker 2: He finally tells her, and then so then Bailey runs
Speaker 2: back to Jeremy for obvious obviously vocal fries about it.
Speaker 2: Like ducl says is in He's like, yah, yeah, what the.
Speaker 1: Also though, which was super annoying. Well, first of all, yeah,
Speaker 1: Alex is just like, oh my god, Jeremy is my
Speaker 1: really really really really good friend. Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: then I just met. But also Alex is now questioning herself, like,
Speaker 1: my god, was I not a good friend to tell
Speaker 1: to not tell Bailey that I knew about that? Yeah, Alex,
Speaker 1: you weren't a good friend. How are you?
Speaker 2: But she wants them to be happy. I could understand
Speaker 2: only maybe this is just me defending Alex because I
Speaker 2: love her so much. I can understand just going Okay,
Speaker 2: that was a real weird blip and the editors made
Speaker 2: it a bigger deal and now they're happy together. So
Speaker 2: why But I mean, the why of it is a
Speaker 2: it's your friend, but also you're going to see it.
Speaker 2: She's going to see it and wonder at the reunion like,
Speaker 2: why the fuck did anyone tell me?
Speaker 1: Right? You all know this? And by the way, this
Speaker 1: whole thing where she's like he said he'd propose on
Speaker 1: the spot, he did say that he was. After word,
Speaker 1: he goes on, I'm just kidding, just kidding, But I
Speaker 1: remember doing that episode and going like, but he's kind
Speaker 1: of he's like, just kidding. I mean kind of serious though,
Speaker 1: like really into her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and well he lies later it is like I
Speaker 2: never said no, no, I didn't ask it out. That's
Speaker 2: totally c Yeah, and I also made this note. She's
Speaker 2: very upset, understandably, Bailey.
Speaker 1: She's crying. She's crying in a way that's like, you
Speaker 1: literally just met this guy. I know that.
Speaker 2: It's like a lot of steaks and you're tired and
Speaker 2: you're drawn, you know whatever it is that makes you
Speaker 2: act like this, but this is insane. There has been
Speaker 2: a few, but she's like, I mean, she's like she says,
Speaker 2: she's screamed, crying right out of mind, right and h
Speaker 2: and Jeremy's really like not either. He's just blank as
Speaker 2: a person, Like he's just not into her. He's just
Speaker 2: not that into her. And she just doesn't, you know.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, Sarah, no, I don't I don't like
Speaker 2: spells low.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's like, I just I just want to
Speaker 1: go home, right, And he goes he doesn't, I just
Speaker 1: y'all just met. You just met right. How how come
Speaker 1: he doesn't even try to go like, oh no, what's
Speaker 1: going on? What's wrong? He doesn't have it. He's not
Speaker 1: that guy. He's like, I should have called off. He's
Speaker 1: doing he's very like he's doing the like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you interrupted my sleep. He's like, what time is it is?
Speaker 1: What in the morning it's going on? And he just
Speaker 1: basically goes back to bed. She runs out and he's like, like,
Speaker 1: snoring again. Good night. She goes, do you regret your decision?
Speaker 1: Do you regret choosing me? Do you want to be
Speaker 1: with Susie? And then he's like, nah, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I lock y, I'm glad that I'm with you. I'm
Speaker 2: going to go back to them, still tired and good night.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, then they're playing this and then she's like,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to lose more people. Okay, did
Speaker 1: somebody murder her whole family? What are you talking about? Wound?
Speaker 2: Now we're going into some sort of trauma bond wound
Speaker 2: that we didn't even know, you know, like, I just can't.
Speaker 1: You're only twenty five years old.
Speaker 2: You're gonna trust me, You're gonna have a lot more
Speaker 2: guys that leave you. Yes, I'm not trying to be
Speaker 2: I mean most likely most like it's probably in this state,
Speaker 2: like it's not relaxed.
Speaker 1: How do how doesn't have anybody else, But even for
Speaker 1: the game, how does he just let her leap Like
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm gonna go home, and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: good night, Yeah, goodnar what so then yeah, then they're
Speaker 1: playing this White Lotus music again, which is absolutely unacceptable.
Speaker 2: You cannot just lift another composer's music. It's so obvious
Speaker 2: that's what they're trying to do. They're showing him walking
Speaker 2: around the eyelands.
Speaker 1: I remember that Mike White is in a fight with
Speaker 1: that composer. So is it awesome? And he loves reality?
Speaker 1: To me, he loves it. But no, is it possible
Speaker 1: that the composer was like, fuck you, Mike White, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm going to compose something that's almost exactly the
Speaker 1: same and then just put it up on the free
Speaker 1: market so that like make it free, like anybody can
Speaker 1: use it. Yeah, I can't do it, but it's like
Speaker 1: like animals and stuff, Yeah put it up. Yeah you
Speaker 1: make it public domain?
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean that's interesting, or Mike did it not?
Speaker 2: The composer's like, I'm gonna make my own version, but
Speaker 2: it has to be just different enough that they can
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Who knows knows? So now suddenly Brian for no reason,
Speaker 1: is like, I'm not sure if I should have told Bailey,
Speaker 1: and everybody's like, oh my god, poor Bailey. Why didn't
Speaker 1: any of these fucking people that knew about this tell Bailey?
Speaker 1: Why are we protecting Jeremy? And they're all making it
Speaker 1: seem like, oh, we're just trying to protect Bailey from
Speaker 1: getting her feelings hurt. Really, this guy's an asshole who
Speaker 1: fully fully called Susie and wanted her to come back
Speaker 1: in the old and said, oh I regret I regret
Speaker 1: picking Bailey. Everybody knows this, and they're on his side.
Speaker 1: It's crazy making, but.
Speaker 2: It's also crazy making because then they're lying to Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Bailey is lying to Jeremy about who told her. She
Speaker 2: doesn't say it's Brian right away.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want him. That would be well because Bailey
Speaker 1: is just now starting to feel like, oh shit, everybody's
Speaker 1: mad at Brian and he was actually doing me a favor.
Speaker 2: Oh, she finally comes to your senses because then Jeremy,
Speaker 2: I guess is he talking to Brian when he's like.
Speaker 1: Did I thought I like telling her about So that's Dale.
Speaker 1: Dale is such a villain in this episode, it's so gross.
Speaker 1: Dale comes over.
Speaker 2: Dale knows he knows everything, right, like he knows the truth,
Speaker 2: but he's just fucking around, right, It's.
Speaker 1: Just just asshole. He comes over like he's in the mafia.
Speaker 1: He puts his arm around Brian and he's like, what's
Speaker 1: going on? What's going on? Bro? He knew what was
Speaker 1: going on. And then you know, Brian's trying to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's going on, and
Speaker 1: Dale's like, yeah, you know what seems like somebody talked
Speaker 1: to Bailey. Somebody told Bailey stuff, some talk some shit.
Speaker 1: Was it you? And then Brian's like, reach out that
Speaker 1: you're talking about USI yeah? And Brian's like he's totally free.
Speaker 2: He's like what he's like when you called her? He's like,
Speaker 2: what's a phone? What do you mean called? What's a phone?
Speaker 2: Who's Susie? What's what is this?
Speaker 1: Who are you? Who's Jared me? I mean he's really
Speaker 1: freaking in a way like Botok's in my brain and
Speaker 1: I it's yes, so I don't I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't remember it, so what to do.
Speaker 2: It's actually very funny to watch, like Brian really got
Speaker 2: himself in a pickle.
Speaker 1: And then Dan then Dale tells us and this was
Speaker 1: so annoying and it's gonna happen with Kat later too.
Speaker 1: Dale's like, yeah, he says this to the camera. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, it wouldn't make sense to me that
Speaker 1: Brian would tell Bailey that because his integrity's too high. No,
Speaker 1: he says it to Jeremy. He's like, yeah, man, I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear that you didn't do it, because that
Speaker 1: would really surprise me, because you your integrity is like
Speaker 1: too high. What You're too good. You're too good a guy.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do something that fucked up. You wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: a girl the truth about a guy who's fucking her
Speaker 1: over right, And then Dale tells the camera, you know what,
Speaker 1: I do believe in him.
Speaker 2: There's something weird, there's something My god, he doesn't he's
Speaker 2: just been programmed to say all that. It's so stupid
Speaker 2: and it makes no sense. Why be mad at Brian
Speaker 2: and not Jeremy. It makes no sense, as we've said,
Speaker 2: and then as we keep seeing over and over again.
Speaker 1: So then Alex is like, I'm like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: check on Bailey, like I don't think she's doing well
Speaker 1: right now. So then Alex goes to the room and
Speaker 1: then we have to see the like surveillance cameras in
Speaker 1: the room, and Bailey's still like at a ten, She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going home. I'm gonna go home. He's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you look at me. You look at me. Don't go
Speaker 1: to sleep. Don't go to sleep. Put this on. You
Speaker 1: never go to sleep with the concussion. Sleep on this.
Speaker 1: She's it's like the most dramatic thing. Alex is like,
Speaker 1: Brian hit you in your head. Don't go to sleep,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, Brian, no that's not true. Brian
Speaker 1: just told me about about Jeremy. And she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Brian has beaten you. I must go back
Speaker 1: and tell the others. We've got to get Brian off
Speaker 1: this show. And she's like this because he called Susie
Speaker 1: like a while back.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all stupid. I mean, it's it's not
Speaker 2: great that he did that. But can I give you
Speaker 2: a little side story really quick, please? Okay, when I
Speaker 2: was in third or third or fourth grade, I went
Speaker 2: to a slumber party and I remember it was my
Speaker 2: friend Tanya's house, okay, and we're all in our pajamas
Speaker 2: and we did all our presents. And remember it was
Speaker 2: when you had like puff we had glitter, a lot
Speaker 2: of glitter puffy pens, like puffy paint pens, so you
Speaker 2: could write with like glitter pens. And so somebody like
Speaker 2: drew like doodled on like somebody like her like a
Speaker 2: shoe box. It didn't matter. It was like someone had
Speaker 2: given her shoes for her birthday. And on the shoe
Speaker 2: box someone like wrote a heart in a glitter pump
Speaker 2: and Tanya got really mad and everyone got all up
Speaker 2: in arms and they were like, none of us go
Speaker 2: to bed until we figure out who wrote on the box.
Speaker 2: And my friend Julie and I were just talking about
Speaker 2: because we remember every single we were laughing so hard
Speaker 2: at the time. In third grade and they made us swear.
Speaker 2: Each one of us had to swear on a bible.
Speaker 2: It was Waco, Texas, so we all just had to swear.
Speaker 2: We all just did it. We were like, I swear
Speaker 2: on this bible. I did not right, And Julie and
Speaker 2: I were both like did one of us do it?
Speaker 2: And we're like probably, I don't remember fucking knows.
Speaker 1: But it was like the biggest hysterical histrionic, Like we
Speaker 1: just went nuts. We turned on each other like like
Speaker 1: say them, you know what I mean, We're like just
Speaker 1: like it's just that's what this reminded me of the
Speaker 1: whole like somebody died that Yes, it wasn't the person
Speaker 1: who did it. We killed the wrong person.
Speaker 2: We killed the wrong person that we had to bury.
Speaker 2: And it's hard Waco. Everybody knows everything. If you go
Speaker 2: down to Long John Silver's and you're trying to bury
Speaker 2: a body behind it, they notice, right somebody that I mean,
Speaker 2: you can like you kind of wink and say, like
Speaker 2: I know you're a headache, and then they won't tell.
Speaker 1: But it's you know anyway, That's what this reminded me of.
Speaker 1: Just for no reason. Everybody's just insane. Yes, they're losing
Speaker 1: their minds. Okay, especially Bailey who's just out of control.
Speaker 1: So Alex is trying to soothe her. Totally off topic,
Speaker 1: but uh, are you watching Hunter Wives? I am not.
Speaker 1: I got like a little preview of it and didn't
Speaker 1: like the previews. Should I watch it? Well, it just
Speaker 1: reminded me of what you're saying about. It's very tixes
Speaker 1: very tixes a lot, I know, sure, reminding me of
Speaker 1: some of your stories about how people are. It is fair.
Speaker 1: Oh are y'all doing there's a lot of that.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of and there's a lot of on
Speaker 2: their face. Yeah, bless your heart, don't talk to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so so so let's let's see. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then she did, Alex does the thing that she did
Speaker 1: before where she's like, oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Jeremy is like in love with you, he likes you
Speaker 1: so much, He's and he's such a great guy. He's
Speaker 1: just he's just super jealous and controlling. Like that's how
Speaker 1: men show interest by punishing you for being open to
Speaker 1: going on another date. That's all it is. And then
Speaker 1: Bailey goes, Billy goes, but I heard he was like
Speaker 1: gonna propose to her, and Alex goes, absolutely not. And
Speaker 1: then Alex tells the camera, I don't want her to
Speaker 1: have any doubt, Like, I mean, she trusts him and
Speaker 1: she's giving her heart to him, and I don't want
Speaker 1: her to have any doubt. Meanwhile, Alex doesn't fucking know
Speaker 1: because and this is gonna come up later, but we
Speaker 1: all saw on camera Jeremy told Brian in the room
Speaker 1: that the whole conversation, Brian is telling the truth here,
Speaker 1: every bit of it. Don't you remember that Jeremy was
Speaker 1: saying like, yeah, I proposed her on the spot all
Speaker 1: that stuff, and none of the other ones were there.
Speaker 1: They just heard it from Brian or Jeremy told a
Speaker 1: couple of other people what happened. So it really makes
Speaker 1: me mad that Alex is completely sticking up for Jeremy here.
Speaker 1: So then Jeremy totally bullshits the camera by saying He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like Bailey's upset, but that was like stuh eight days ago,
Speaker 1: and like I need to talk to her to die.
Speaker 1: You think you should have maybe woken up when she
Speaker 1: was scream crying at you and talked to her then
Speaker 1: or not. He's like, because like the like really into Bailey,
Speaker 1: you know, like and if she goes home, like I guess, like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I go home, like I guess maybe Bailey will
Speaker 1: like come with me or not, I don't really care,
Speaker 1: of course, not like yeah, I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: really There's no reason for me to be here without
Speaker 1: Bailey because like I'm so into her and like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes something about as soon as the money
Speaker 1: came into the game. He's like, remember that they chironed
Speaker 1: on him. He was never into her. They showed the
Speaker 1: thing which like five hundred thousand reasons for him to
Speaker 1: stick with Bailey. Now remember they chiron that on him.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows he doesn't give a fuck about Bailey. Now
Speaker 1: we're all supposed to be like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: so into Bailey. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like this went on for so long
Speaker 2: and show, Oh my god, this is just so long,
Speaker 2: like we get we get it, like we get it.
Speaker 2: So then Bailey comes in. He's going to talk to her.
Speaker 1: To that. Bailey comes in, She's like, I'm packed, but
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're a gone hom Like no, I haven't
Speaker 2: decided yet, but.
Speaker 1: I'm packed girl, go or don't. I can't take this.
Speaker 1: But before that, before that, what I think is funny,
Speaker 1: just to show you how nonchalant Jeremy is, he just
Speaker 1: walks over. He walks into like the breakfast bar area,
Speaker 1: you know, where they're all sitting around having breakfast, and
Speaker 1: he's like, he just walks up to Captain Kim. He's like,
Speaker 1: how's your heart right? How's your heart Yeah, nothing going on, No,
Speaker 1: don't need to talk to Bailey. Just like cool, cool,
Speaker 1: like what's going up your heart rate? And Captain Kim's like,
Speaker 1: it's good, it's good.
Speaker 2: If he's started giving him a massage, let me show
Speaker 2: you how good it is. Sit here, Jeremy, and he
Speaker 2: starts giving him a real deep and he's like, Captain
Speaker 2: Kim just has the magic touch.
Speaker 1: But then this is good. This I'm sure made you
Speaker 1: mad too, like it made me mad. So this is
Speaker 1: right before he talks to Bailey. Spencer walks up to
Speaker 1: Jeremy and he's like, how you doing, man, how you doing?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I got woken up three tabs
Speaker 1: last night. Ros like what, oh that's your biggest problem.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I didn't sleep that well because like
Speaker 1: fucking Bailey was like having feelings or whatever. Don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh okay. So then they finally talk and Bailey has
Speaker 1: the lake she's she's packing. Oh. By the way, by
Speaker 1: the way, the producers did a chiron of Jeremy and
Speaker 1: they just wrote for him. Woke up, woke up and
Speaker 1: is in damage control, woke up in damage control.
Speaker 2: Totally wrote it kind of wasn't. That's the weird thing
Speaker 2: is he barely was in damage control. He didn't really
Speaker 2: care at all. I mean, like you said, like you
Speaker 2: just that's the thing. He doesn't really care. So she's
Speaker 2: going on and on. He's like, no, I like y'all,
Speaker 2: I do like y'all. I think it's just the ha.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, I'm so that's just so. Then Dale
Speaker 1: Dale was talking to Jeremy and just gassing him up.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, man, you guys are great. You know,
Speaker 1: you didn't do anything wrong. Like you and Bailey have
Speaker 1: been strong like since day one. I mean except for
Speaker 1: the part where you like called Susie and told everybody
Speaker 1: you just regretted picking her, and then you called Susie
Speaker 1: and begged her to come back and said you want
Speaker 1: to propose to her. But other than that, like you
Speaker 1: and Bailey are tight. Fuck anybody that tries to come
Speaker 1: between you guys. Yeah. Is this before she sees Bailey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, so then uh she's she
Speaker 2: won't stop. I just was like, again, this conversation so
Speaker 2: long because we already had it. She's like, she says, like,
Speaker 2: is that of Susie came back? And proposes like I'm
Speaker 2: never saw that.
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: So I was feeling for Bailey at this point because
Speaker 2: for whatever reason. I mean, she's you know, she's really
Speaker 2: beside herself. Still, I don't like that kind of crime
Speaker 2: when you're crying that hard and it's just all in
Speaker 2: your nose.
Speaker 1: It's like you can hear the snot in their voice.
Speaker 2: Maybe take a beat, but I guess she had taken
Speaker 2: a beat, like she packed. We didn't see all that happening.
Speaker 1: But then she tells me she gives away all her
Speaker 1: power because she's like, nah, I'm packed, but like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna leave, like I don't want to leave, like
Speaker 1: I want to believe you. And he's like cool, cool,
Speaker 1: live and believe me, and she's like I'm okay. Then
Speaker 1: she tells the camera she's like like normally, like in
Speaker 1: real life, I would like be like fuck that, but
Speaker 1: like this is paradise and we don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of time, so I'm gonna be like forgiving. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 2: On the scene, it went on so long and it
Speaker 2: was her vocal fry with his voice. I tried to
Speaker 2: fast forward it and for no reason, my remote wouldn't work,
Speaker 2: it would not let me fast forward it. So I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, well then watch this, and I muted
Speaker 2: it for one full minute until we moved on to
Speaker 2: Kathy and Keeth. Oh I had to I couldn't take it.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I couldn't hear her voice and I couldn't It
Speaker 1: was the same conversation about it was like being in
Speaker 1: an actual relationship where someone won't let something go and
Speaker 1: you're like, either you're gonna either gonna move on or not,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like I couldn't hear her
Speaker 1: voice anything. I guess just for me. I take my
Speaker 1: job like, you know, just just for me. I take
Speaker 1: my job like kind of seriously, like I get that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, I get it. There. We have an audience,
Speaker 1: we have listeners, and they're like, I would like you guys,
Speaker 1: we also want to fast forward.
Speaker 2: They are very much are like, oh my god, thank
Speaker 2: god you Okay, muted it so we don't have to
Speaker 2: hear Bailey like again though about Susan and he's like,
Speaker 2: nah nah that's your nah. Yeah, I like you Okay,
Speaker 2: so then we do move I didn't mute it until
Speaker 2: Kathy popped up, which was probably not the best time
Speaker 2: to dip back in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and because she's not really into Keith right is
Speaker 1: not Ay I just wrote here like Kathy can fuck off.
Speaker 1: She's she's like, yeah, you know, they're just shit talking,
Speaker 1: Captain Kim. Yes, and then we kind of cut to
Speaker 1: Kim like he's like putting on his poor heart monitor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like there's just reason, like we can make fun
Speaker 1: of him, but you can. Kim is like going from
Speaker 1: girl to girl. She's like, first she was first, he
Speaker 1: was into April and had his hands all over her.
Speaker 1: Then he was into Leslie and now Faith. But you know,
Speaker 1: you know, like I guess he just needs to find
Speaker 1: someone who can like sit and watch soap operas. Listen,
Speaker 1: that's mean, because that's so key. It's like more stuff
Speaker 1: than you are. Kathy.
Speaker 2: He also served in the middle like thank you for
Speaker 2: your service, not you, Kathy. Yeah, seriously, Yeah, she's just
Speaker 2: shit talking. And then I just read something about oh yeah,
Speaker 2: faking orgasms. She's like, We've all done it.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: I'm like, Kathy, I don't need to think about you
Speaker 2: faking orgasms. No, it's not because you're not because you're older,
Speaker 2: but because I just like, in any way, I don't
Speaker 2: want to think about it.
Speaker 1: What is the she okay, so Faith said something not Faith,
Speaker 1: but Kathy goes, I mean, you know what if Faith,
Speaker 1: if that's her guy? Then and then she says does
Speaker 1: a Jewish like a Yiddish saying but I but I
Speaker 1: was talking to my phone and it came out as
Speaker 1: m O A shared. It starts with an M. I
Speaker 1: want to say, I spell it again. Sorry I spelled it,
Speaker 1: but my AI spelled it m O A L E
Speaker 1: J like. She said something like then good for them,
Speaker 1: like but in a Jewish like then then like Max,
Speaker 1: maybe it was Max? Do you think it was Mac?
Speaker 1: Let's look it up. I dare anybody to try to
Speaker 1: google that Mac. Yeah, we love that. It's such a
Speaker 1: beautiful song. Now Jeremy is just really wanting to know
Speaker 1: if Brian is the one that told her. He's now
Speaker 1: he's mad, right of course, so uh he's like, I,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, So Jeremy, she's lying about it. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to send Bryant home, right right, right,
Speaker 1: right right, And Jeremy is like, I mean, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I told a few other people, but like that's fucked it,
Speaker 1: because you know, I want to be I should be
Speaker 1: in control of people knowing that I betrayed her, Like
Speaker 1: that's my business. How this twisted logic is so crazy
Speaker 1: to me? And they're all agreeing with him. Yeah I know,
Speaker 1: so Kat, I know. Kat talks to Bailey and she's like,
Speaker 1: who told you? Who told you about the Jeremy and
Speaker 1: Susie thing? And Bailey goes, what a say? And then
Speaker 1: Kat goes Kat's like, well they think it's the girls,
Speaker 1: and like the girls are like mad and confused, like
Speaker 1: as if now Bailey's throwing the girls under the bus, Like, well,
Speaker 1: now they think it's the girls. So now we're going
Speaker 1: to be in trouble who cares?
Speaker 2: But who fucking cares? In trouble with who? Like who
Speaker 2: gives a shit? In trouble with Jeremy? Like why are
Speaker 2: they so on the wrong side of history here? And
Speaker 2: why I have written down that. Sean says something like
Speaker 2: I love America, which I came out of nowhere. I
Speaker 2: didn't even understand what he was talking about. Oh, he's like,
Speaker 2: I love it. I'm a big fan of America and voting.
Speaker 2: All that's I'd forgotten Sean was there completely had you, Like,
Speaker 2: I didn't even I had to think about who he.
Speaker 1: Even was for a second. I was like, wait, who's
Speaker 1: this he sucks? Who's this weird little be atwater? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a Republican Okay, so Kat So basically, Bailey tells
Speaker 1: the camera like, you know what, I'm really appreciative that
Speaker 1: Brian brought this to my attention and I don't think
Speaker 1: it needs to be a public knowledge. Like but she
Speaker 1: which she says rightly. So she's like, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I really would have preferred it to come from one
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends or from Jeremy. Yes, that would have
Speaker 1: been the best thing. Yeah, maybe Jeremy could have told me.
Speaker 1: And they there spent a lot of time with Jeremy
Speaker 1: going like I was going to tell her, Like that
Speaker 1: would have been good for me to be able to
Speaker 1: tell her. Well, at the same time, you're saying that
Speaker 1: was like eight days ago, okay, so you've had a
Speaker 1: long time to tell her and you didn't. So you
Speaker 1: weren't going to so and Dale was the biggest person
Speaker 1: who's like, yeah, you were going to tell her. You
Speaker 1: could have told you were going to tell her, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not like you were going to keep this from
Speaker 1: her because he was going to keep it from her.
Speaker 1: So basically they're setting up this thing where Kat's like,
Speaker 1: can we even trust Brian? Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Brian's a liar, we don't trust him. So now we
Speaker 1: just have to sit in a watch people talk about
Speaker 1: who they're going to kick.
Speaker 2: Out, and there's a lot of it, and it's all
Speaker 2: the same thing they're all having, Like there's a lot
Speaker 2: of recaps. Some people think they should kick out an
Speaker 2: older person, you know, one of the goldens. Some people think, Brian,
Speaker 2: we don't know. They're just the editors are trying to
Speaker 2: like we don't know, yeah, and we don't know. You
Speaker 2: don't know what's happening. Brian is freaking out though, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Dale is just an asshole. You know how
Speaker 2: much I don't like Dale. Dale is just so creepy.
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, Brian, you know what, Like i'd
Speaker 2: I hate to tell you this, but like, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not going to get a.
Speaker 1: Rose, Like yes, he says that, which is like everybody
Speaker 1: hates you now, Brian. Then Brian kind of I just
Speaker 1: wrote he kind of throws Parsa under the bus here,
Speaker 1: like like, doesn't he I don't know if he says
Speaker 1: Parsa or just the girl. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: wrote that, but something like I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe she did it. Oh I have Brian throws Parsa
Speaker 1: under the book. Okay, I'm not sure. Maybe maybe that's
Speaker 1: why they're all mad. But then Parsa is now suddenly
Speaker 1: feeling more in power and she's like, listen, you should
Speaker 1: you need to go talk to Jeremy and you need
Speaker 1: to fix the vibe. The vibes are off that right
Speaker 1: because everybody wants to kick you out, which I'm going
Speaker 1: to be leaving and that's not cool, So go fix
Speaker 1: the vibe. Mm hmm. So Brian goes and talks to
Speaker 1: Jeremy and he tries to bullshit a little bit at first,
Speaker 1: but then he's like, yeah, you know, I wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to Bailey because like she was really worried and
Speaker 1: like you know, she was going to like see things
Speaker 1: back and see that something was going on with Susie.
Speaker 1: So I kind of like decided that, like I would
Speaker 1: tell her some stuff. Uh So Jeremy is crying so hard.
Speaker 1: He makes it he makes it seem that Bailey asks like, hey,
Speaker 1: like that Bailey approached like Brian completely lies, and then
Speaker 1: Jeremy's stunned. He's like, aw what He's like, there's no
Speaker 1: hero here, which is hilarious. I don't think it hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was your face to let interfere
Speaker 1: and Marini relationship. Why do you think it's your place?
Speaker 1: And then he goes, you should have brought it to
Speaker 1: me first, like I'm not here every day thinking about Susie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Jeremy tells the camera like, I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: of Brian. We got to send him home. So then
Speaker 1: the next five minutes of the show I just wrote,
Speaker 1: now everybody is telling Jeremy, yeah, we're gonna pick him.
Speaker 1: He's not trustworthy. Don't worry, Jeremy, We're gonna get Brian
Speaker 1: off the show. B cood bro yeah, brood, broke head,
Speaker 1: broke cood. That's when Wells pops up and he's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, what is actually happening here? I loved
Speaker 2: Wells and have remembered why he was here. How Wells
Speaker 2: Goes goes, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills right now, Like,
Speaker 2: how is Brian the bad guy. So you mean to
Speaker 2: tell me Jeremy was trying to hook up with Susie.
Speaker 2: Brian's the only one that told her about it. No
Speaker 2: one else thought she needed to know. And now Brian
Speaker 2: is the bad guy and not Jeremy. And then he goes,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound like bro code. That sounds like douche code. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you say douchecode or douchebag code whatever, because either way,
Speaker 2: whatever it is, it should be the name of this episode.
Speaker 2: But for sure, like yeah, I mean he said, and
Speaker 2: I just we were like, oh god, finally we have
Speaker 2: That's what Wells is there for.
Speaker 1: That's what he's supposed to be, is the voice of reason. Yeah, Ana,
Speaker 1: we told it right down. So Jeremy right bag code
Speaker 1: for later when we're like, what are we calling this episode?
Speaker 1: Now we know now it's written down. It's written down, man.
Speaker 2: So Jeremy wants Brian gone, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I just get Oh.
Speaker 1: Then Faith and Kim I just said just make it,
Speaker 1: and then Kat goes to camera. She's like, yeah, like, personally,
Speaker 1: I would like to see Brian go because he's not
Speaker 1: someone who has loyalty or integrity. What the so you
Speaker 1: and Dale have been all of you guys are talking
Speaker 1: about is how Brian doesn't have integrity? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Because it makes no sense? And Kat I
Speaker 1: just wrote, Oh girl, Kat, come on, like you're now
Speaker 1: siding with Dale. Who's the biggest douchebag here. He's the worst.
Speaker 1: He's the absolute worst at every turn with Ali, Joe,
Speaker 1: with anybody. He doesn't give a shit about Kat. He's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, like any any other girls here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to just like fuck some girls? Yeah right, yes,
Speaker 1: So we don't know at this point. We're about to
Speaker 1: go into the Rose ceremony and I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know who it was going to be at this point.
Speaker 1: I'm like, also, I also just like didn't care at
Speaker 1: this point. Why has it been going on for a
Speaker 1: Rose ceremony? Were two hours? But I mean and Captain
Speaker 1: Kim cheases that there might be a surprise, and I
Speaker 1: just wrote, I don't think there will be.
Speaker 2: Well, the surprise is the cumshot that's going to come
Speaker 2: onto the camera now.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: I know I keep saying that, and I say it
Speaker 2: in our and just like that recaps as well, and
Speaker 2: I will stop saying that after these shows because that's enough.
Speaker 1: But I can't seem to you right now, and why
Speaker 1: should you? Why should you try to control? I mean,
Speaker 1: so Jonathan, the guys have the roses.
Speaker 2: He gives it to Leah and he says you're welcome,
Speaker 2: which is funny and everybody laughs. He finally kind of
Speaker 2: gets it. Obviously. Spencer gives it to Jess. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Andrew to alex Dale to Cat, we know all this
Speaker 2: Sean to Andrew says to Alex, I love your moral code.
Speaker 2: I guess I guess her morals because she kept the
Speaker 2: secret from her best friend there, so she's got a
Speaker 2: good moral code because she refused to like tell on Jeremy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, right, so then who cares about Sean.
Speaker 2: Jeremy obviously gives it to Bailey, although it's not necessarily
Speaker 2: obvious because he could have been like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: really Angrea I called so again, what if He's like
Speaker 2: not a lot of people say a lot of things
Speaker 2: that got me thinking about Sizzy.
Speaker 1: And Bailey's like, oh, this's not just not coming out
Speaker 1: of her. Billy's like I'm going to go home, and
Speaker 1: Jeremy's like, yeah, you are, because you are Rosaly go home,
Speaker 1: hack Sisey can back. Well they are, I mean they're
Speaker 1: teasing this thing of where they're going to bring back
Speaker 1: somebody that like, which is going to be another thing
Speaker 1: where nobody I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, Right, So there's two So Jeremy gives it to
Speaker 2: Bailey and there's two roses left. So we have as
Speaker 2: Keith and Kathy, Brian and Parisa and and Faith and Kim.
Speaker 1: So there's that's like, you get right, isn't that right?
Speaker 1: Gets it first? One couple gets Keith. Yeah. First Keith
Speaker 1: gets a rose and gives it to Kathy. Now we're
Speaker 1: down to or Brian. One of them is going to
Speaker 1: get the rosempump and they give it to Brian. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I just like what yeah?
Speaker 2: And then he and then they show Captain Kim and
Speaker 2: Faith just banging on a ship that we didn't even
Speaker 2: know was there, his ship, which.
Speaker 1: Is so weird because that seems to go against some
Speaker 1: kind of navel code. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a navel it's literally enable. But they got
Speaker 2: it approved by Trump. He's like, yeah, you can use
Speaker 2: the military ship for this.
Speaker 1: What's it for?
Speaker 2: Which it's Bachelor in paradise, Yes, you have my permission,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I I mister President, Yes it's an honor,
Speaker 2: and then they yeah, they bring it in and they're
Speaker 2: just like, but it's let me just I want to
Speaker 2: make sure, like we're not just using it on the show,
Speaker 2: but we will bang on it.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, he's like, oh yeah, please do
Speaker 1: He's like I can I bang on it too, and
Speaker 1: Captain Kim's like of course, yes, okay. So then so
Speaker 1: then what are we have looking for? What's what's the previews?
Speaker 1: What's next? No, it's just people getting getting upset, which
Speaker 1: thank god I do. The problem with.
Speaker 2: This show, if I may, is that I loved I
Speaker 2: have loved it this season, as you know, I've been
Speaker 2: like I've been a big cheerleader of this season. But
Speaker 2: the problem with any of these shows, first of all,
Speaker 2: went off the rails now that it became a game,
Speaker 2: so it's just a different show, and I guess that's fine,
Speaker 2: but then also it just always fall. It's like with movies,
Speaker 2: like the third act is really hard to keep it
Speaker 2: together because now we're like, who gives a fuck, it's
Speaker 2: not fun anymore. Where they don't bring somebody we don't
Speaker 2: care about any of these couples because now they're all
Speaker 2: just being strategic. Yeah, I mean Spencer and who deserves
Speaker 2: to win? I guess Spencer and Jesse, they've been together since.
Speaker 1: Day deserve win because they're remain attracted to each other.
Speaker 1: It's they is kind of going along with what you're saying,
Speaker 1: is where they're all like, well, we're the ones who
Speaker 1: are in love, so we deserve to stay. So I
Speaker 1: guess Jonathan doesn't deserve to stay because he's not attracted
Speaker 1: to Leah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the thing. But like what is
Speaker 2: the money for? I guess that's the question, Like what's
Speaker 2: the game? So you get five hundred thousand if you
Speaker 2: can stay, so then it becomes like survivor, like not
Speaker 2: getting voted off. So it's yeah, strategy, So then what
Speaker 2: was the whole point of the shape? So is it
Speaker 2: that you're in lover? Is it that you is love
Speaker 2: enough for the strategy? Is that what they're trying to say,
Speaker 2: like maybe the person should win where they're not playing
Speaker 2: a strategy, they just belong together. And I don't even
Speaker 2: understand where they're headed, Like are they they're not even
Speaker 2: talking about engagements?
Speaker 1: Anymore.
Speaker 2: They used to be like, who will get engaged? I mean,
Speaker 2: do They're not even trying to push that anymore, are they?
Speaker 2: Because that's insane, Because it really is insane. I mean,
Speaker 2: that is a stupid thing. It's a good thing to
Speaker 2: get rid of. But now, but then, what's so the
Speaker 2: stakes are just money? But why do you get the money?
Speaker 2: The money should go to someone who got their hurt. Hurt,
Speaker 2: give Leslie the money.
Speaker 1: It's like, I've.
Speaker 2: Said this before, it's an old joke that all of
Speaker 2: us have. But it's like, as someone who's never been married,
Speaker 2: I'm like, give me the toaster. You're combining your fucking
Speaker 2: financial resources.
Speaker 1: I don't have to buy you something. I agree.
Speaker 2: So why are we giving money to the people they
Speaker 2: already or they're getting love. I mean, it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be Jeremy that wins. It's not gonna be Brian that wins.
Speaker 1: Ooh.
Speaker 2: Maybe the twist is going to be like that show
Speaker 2: where at the end they can choose not to give
Speaker 2: it to their partner. Yeah, Like maybe there's gonna be
Speaker 2: some physical game or some weird thing and then whoever,
Speaker 2: just one of them wins and you can just like
Speaker 2: split it or not, but they'll all split it because
Speaker 2: no one they're not gonna I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hate it, okay, I love it. Bye everybody, Thanks
Speaker 1: for being here this week. Shouts. By the way, listen
Speaker 1: to episode one because we did do shouts. So also
Speaker 1: tomorrow is the finale, probably series finale, Let's Hope of
Speaker 1: the Valley, which is also excruciating, and the finale later
Speaker 1: in the week of end, just like that, which I
Speaker 1: have seen and I'm spoiling nothing. Thank you, all right, everybody,
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow for the Valley. Bye bye, thank you.