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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. Should be noted. We tried a

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<v Speaker 2>little reverse psychology there by playing no rain. Yeah, definitely,

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<v Speaker 2>we need it to stop. There's plenty of areas that

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<v Speaker 2>the last thing needed is any more rain. My goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>We know it's sonny out right now, but that's also

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<v Speaker 3>kind of cooking the atmosphere for later.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, before we get into idiotology, just to remind you, you

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<v Speaker 2>get about fifteen minutes or so. If you haven't voted

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<v Speaker 2>yet for you say It, we play it, You can

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<v Speaker 2>do so j o Facebook page. Everybody who votes will

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<v Speaker 2>be in the running to win jelly roll tickets, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing that every morning this week. The three songs

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<v Speaker 2>from five Finger that you're voting on Five Finger Death

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<v Speaker 2>Punch featured you say It, Bamness, never enough, lift me Up,

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<v Speaker 2>or wash it all away. One with the most votes

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<v Speaker 2>has played back at nine and yes, indeedy little sweetie,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who votes is gonna win those Jeller roll teas.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey didn't. Recently, we have a story about some guy

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<v Speaker 2>locally who was either damaging or trying to steal and

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<v Speaker 2>or remove traffic or speeding cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was breaking the traffic, the the cameras at

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<v Speaker 3>the red lights.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, a similar situation this in Baltimore though

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<v Speaker 2>with their speeding cameras. They have one hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 2>of these in the Baltimore area. Those just aren't fair.

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<v Speaker 4>They suck.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just not fair. You gotta come on. That takes

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<v Speaker 3>the game, It takes away from the game. Get hit

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<v Speaker 3>Pitt Road speed man, get them back it down a little.

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<v Speaker 3>So this sixty seven year old man was busted for

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<v Speaker 3>stealing traffic speed cameras. Unclear what his motive was, although

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<v Speaker 3>it should be noted that the sixty seven year old

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<v Speaker 3>Thomas Kearns did receive a citation from one of these

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<v Speaker 3>back in August. The series of thefts began in July.

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<v Speaker 2>Though. He's been caught now and blamed for stealing at

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<v Speaker 2>least four of these, but they believe he's the one

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<v Speaker 2>responsible for us stealing many more. In fact, he got caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the irony bwice different camera he pulled up in

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<v Speaker 2>his nondescript van wearing a hard hat and getting out

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<v Speaker 2>using a grinder to cut the locks and remove the

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<v Speaker 2>cameras from the the box on the side. He's smart.

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<v Speaker 2>At least he's dressing like, you know, one of the guys.

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<v Speaker 2>He's watching movies. Man, that's that's you know, then the

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<v Speaker 2>bank robbery movies when they're casing the joint out or

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<v Speaker 2>they got to get, you know, access to the place.

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<v Speaker 2>You do you dressed like one of the construction workers

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<v Speaker 2>with the hard hat and the reflective vest. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no one, no one, no one knows the no one's

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<v Speaker 2>the wiser eleven. They did it Animal Kingdom, the TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>They owned hard helmets, hundreds of movies. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>caught doing that. I know. We don't have plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>red light cameras down here, but the speeding camera that's

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<v Speaker 2>the northeast. They've got those things all over.

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<v Speaker 3>The place, and people like us forget about them that

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<v Speaker 3>they have them, and then all of a sudden we're

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<v Speaker 3>speeding through an area.

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<v Speaker 4>And again not fair.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, those of you who wear fitness trackers, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the one you use?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fit bit oldest oldest model around.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, at least you're consistent with your technology having

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<v Speaker 2>the out of date everything. Yes, yes, it's a consistent

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<v Speaker 2>thing with you. I'm out of date, Bob. They actually

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<v Speaker 2>started looking into how accurate these things are in the

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<v Speaker 2>various things that they do. I don't own one, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't wear one. I've never experienced using one. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>speak to it. I can just share what they found

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<v Speaker 2>and you all who use these can take the information

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<v Speaker 2>as you may. Study found fitness tracking apps aren't as

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<v Speaker 2>accurate as you think, and that includes counting the number

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<v Speaker 2>of steps should take in a day. The research looked

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<v Speaker 2>at fitbits, Apple watches, and a bunch of other brands,

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<v Speaker 2>five things the devices track and how accurate they were.

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<v Speaker 2>For each heart rate, they were all pretty good. Your

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<v Speaker 2>real number might be about three percent higher or lower

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<v Speaker 2>than what actually the readout is the heart rate or

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<v Speaker 2>the steps. They said, heart rate, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 2>through the different things. They looked at heart rate. They're

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good, but again about three percent off high or

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<v Speaker 2>lower on average than what you're actually got. Heart rate

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<v Speaker 2>variability that's slight variations in the time between heartbate beach,

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<v Speaker 2>which can predict potential health issues. They found they're pretty

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<v Speaker 2>accurate with that when you're sitting down, but not when

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<v Speaker 2>you're moving around. Sleep tracking, they found that fitness trackers

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<v Speaker 2>tend to overestimate how long you were. That's you throwing

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<v Speaker 2>off the curve. No, I do not. That's you throwing

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<v Speaker 2>off the curve with the inordinate amount of sleep you

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<v Speaker 2>get in a twenty four hour period.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not wear the fitbit when I sleep. I

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<v Speaker 3>find it not I find it uncomfortable. All it comes

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<v Speaker 3>down to is they're closed enough. That's how I look

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<v Speaker 3>at it. You know, it tells me I had fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>thousand steps yesterday. Well, so maybe I had fourteen, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I had sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually you'll like the I was gonna say the

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<v Speaker 2>counting steps for last But how about calories burned? They

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<v Speaker 2>can do that estimate that They're saying that most of

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<v Speaker 2>these devices underestimated calories burned by about twenty one percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there were a couple others that were overestimating in

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<v Speaker 2>the range of fourteen percent. So you might think you

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<v Speaker 2>burned one hundred calories, but in round numbers, you're really

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere between ninety to one hundred and twenty five?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it for any of that? I just just look

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<v Speaker 3>at the steps. That's it steps.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like, uh, it means it tends to underestimate

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<v Speaker 2>how many you've done. All right, so that's that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>good news there, right, But.

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<v Speaker 3>It gives me credit when I'm scooping ice cream or wiping.

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<v Speaker 2>Wiping counts as steps.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really, because you're moving your handback and forth, depending

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<v Speaker 3>if you're where it's on my right hand.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought steps were smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>Technically you could get you could get steps first step

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<v Speaker 2>with your feet now, but when.

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<v Speaker 3>You look pat with your feet, yes, well what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>My arms moved.

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<v Speaker 4>With the feet. That's how it gets.

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<v Speaker 2>Because your arms aren't moving or your feet aren't moving

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<v Speaker 2>when you're scooping ice cream. That would be a hot

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<v Speaker 2>raising the degree of difficulty.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm I'm jogging in place when I scoop it,

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<v Speaker 3>so I don't feel like I'm gonna get fat from it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like that no reins on you just played by

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<v Speaker 3>blind melon psychology.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, So anyway, I just thought i'd

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<v Speaker 2>share that with you. Yeah, because public service is at

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<v Speaker 2>the heart of what we do here at this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definitely, and the kids, but pat with the yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>with the arms moving it's it doesn't know if your

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<v Speaker 3>feet are moving, you'd have to have it attached to

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<v Speaker 3>your ankle, and then people would think that you're, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a criminal.

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<v Speaker 2>So really the takeaway here is start smoking to increase

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<v Speaker 2>your steps artificially. No, I don't think that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear the show the other morning? The guys

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<v Speaker 4>were promoting eating ice cream and smoking cigarettes while they wipe,

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<v Speaker 4>and the little guy puts it on his on his ankle.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like an ankle monitor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the quality control mechanisms in places always with this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and then there was this unusual site. We go

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<v Speaker 2>to Warren, Michigan, where police received multiple calls about an

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<v Speaker 2>open casket in a local park. Oh my god, is

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<v Speaker 2>our person in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>A dead one? At that? Did they figure? Did they

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<v Speaker 2>go to the wrong place?

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<v Speaker 4>They went to a park?

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<v Speaker 2>And no, there's actually I guess kind of a logical

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<v Speaker 2>explanation here. This woman had died and I guess where

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<v Speaker 2>her funeral was being held was in a few towns over.

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<v Speaker 2>She was ninety seven years old, had tons of elderly

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<v Speaker 2>friends that are still alive that wanted to pay last respects,

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<v Speaker 2>but weren't up for you know, getting several towns away,

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<v Speaker 2>so they made a pit stop. The trick to arrange

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<v Speaker 2>for a pit stop in the hometown there at the

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<v Speaker 2>park for well wishers to come by at the open casket.

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<v Speaker 2>There in the park was off to the final resting place.

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<v Speaker 3>You were having your kid's birthday party in that park

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<v Speaker 3>that weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, kids, come and get pizza. Quit playing with

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<v Speaker 2>that old ay, it's kind of unusual. I mean, quit

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<v Speaker 2>putting the sticks in her nose. Robbie. Yeah, Hey, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they had cleared it with the park, just

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't put the word out. You know, Hey, there's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a viewing here today is only place to

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<v Speaker 2>rock one on one one w E j R. R.