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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But your

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots all right, This hour has brought you by

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<v Speaker 2>pitmasters and poorrors with yours truly and Taco Bob and

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<v Speaker 2>our friends from Real Radio one O four one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be a big party this coming weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Melt Dora, come on out, just twelve dollars in advance.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're getting people that are asking about signing up

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<v Speaker 1>for the contest, the steak cooking contest, Oh, the tailgate

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<v Speaker 1>it wj rr dot com slash contests. But to get

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know. Sorry, going to sign up for the event,

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<v Speaker 1>just email our boss Everett at iHeartMedia dot com. Move along,

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<v Speaker 1>they red now, But come join us. Is the point

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<v Speaker 1>This Saturday three to eight downtown Mount Door. Its gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a big old.

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<v Speaker 2>Party right there on the lake. It's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>good time, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It's barbecue, bacon, bourbon and beer. It's a whole lot

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<v Speaker 1>of bees and Dan got a damn good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Flaming bird carcasses UH to blame for at least three

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<v Speaker 2>wildfires in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 3>Most often, when a bird is electrocuted, it doesn't catch

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<v Speaker 3>fire it and then we don't care about it. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>they burst into flames, Sometimes they just fall dead. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>what can happen is insects can get inside that cap

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<v Speaker 3>well that attracts birds. Birds like to eat insects, in

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<v Speaker 3>particular woodpeckers and crows something like that could have sat

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<v Speaker 3>on that jumper wire and packed into that arrestor cap

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<v Speaker 3>trained to get it, the insects making contact with the

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<v Speaker 3>energest components and then causing it to catch fire.

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<v Speaker 2>That's apparently some random dude from a power company who

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<v Speaker 2>really loves to explain how with a crappy microphone and

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<v Speaker 2>explain how birds burst into flames sometimes and other times

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<v Speaker 2>they don't when sitting on electrical wires.

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<v Speaker 1>And he could, from the sounds of it, give a

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<v Speaker 1>rats ask about a bird's life.

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<v Speaker 2>Jare that those we don't care about bird just blew up? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not the first we've heard about bird flaming

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<v Speaker 1>bird carcasses.

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<v Speaker 2>Which if we didn't say it before we'll say now,

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<v Speaker 2>great name for a hardcore band. Mm hmm, yeah you

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<v Speaker 2>did say that. Oka now on stage Flaming bird carcasses.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what I was able to take away from

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<v Speaker 2>that is normally, when these birds sit on these wires,

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<v Speaker 2>which we see all the time, nothing's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's when they peck at the arrestor caps I think

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<v Speaker 2>they said, which aren't completely protected because there's insects in them.

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<v Speaker 2>They trying to get to the insects. They may inadvertently,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, self emolate. It's a way to go man.

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<v Speaker 2>Spontaneous bird combustion.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that we have a lot of men and

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<v Speaker 1>women that are linemen the uh remember the way they

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<v Speaker 1>go around here.

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<v Speaker 2>The birds are the ones who crash into our building.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have a completely glass building.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a suicide bird building. It is full on.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't about once a week you'll walk out one

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<v Speaker 1>of the doors and there's a poor little bird who

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<v Speaker 1>met his demise just by you know, flying or alongwang

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<v Speaker 1>broken birdneck?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that gonna be a new sound effect? Fan broken

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<v Speaker 2>bird neck? That's pretty much a tandem there. That was

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<v Speaker 2>human beat bocks. I was smacking the mic while he

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<v Speaker 2>was flanging. All right, you all can add that to

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<v Speaker 2>the menu of available human beatbox sound effects. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a headline of the week contender. Being Monday means there

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<v Speaker 2>will probably be others to try to contest this headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week. But this is pretty solid. I'm ready

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<v Speaker 2>to write it. Last week's one that we finished with

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<v Speaker 2>was no That was the week before?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the baby living on Pianna sausages and code red

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<v Speaker 1>Mountain dew?

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<v Speaker 2>Those two weeks ago? What was Friday's hold on? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>I like to keep track of these things. That was

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<v Speaker 2>last week? Man? Now those two weeks ago, last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Last week was.

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<v Speaker 1>A didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Was somewhere in there? All right, I'm ready. Man has

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<v Speaker 2>bad breath for three days after inhaling cockroach in his sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's what nightmares are made of.

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<v Speaker 2>China. Man had this uncomfortable sensation of something crawling around

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<v Speaker 2>inside his nose and ultimately ended up with bad breath

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<v Speaker 2>because this one night, the fifty eight year old man

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<v Speaker 2>woke up feeling the sensation in his nostril, which turned

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<v Speaker 2>out to be a cockroach that had crawled into his

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<v Speaker 2>nasal passage while he was asleep. Eventually it crawled down

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<v Speaker 2>his throat and the man couldn't cough it out God,

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<v Speaker 2>but was able to finally go back to sleep. The

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<v Speaker 2>next day, he was able to recall the whole incident

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<v Speaker 2>and also noticed that his breath was exceptionally bad. It

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<v Speaker 2>was when he started coughing up yellow gun. Ok. Then

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<v Speaker 2>he finally decided that medical attention was in order, and

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<v Speaker 2>an e NT specialist was finally able to locate the

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<v Speaker 2>now dead cockroach and remove it from his trade. Yet

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<v Speaker 2>the man has since made a full recovery and oh,

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<v Speaker 2>his breath smells minty fresh.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I was going to ask more about the cockroach,

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<v Speaker 1>but he just made everybody sick. Half the audience already

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<v Speaker 1>tuned away. What's that on your breath? Cockroach? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, ru, Yes, that it's okay. So what is actual

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<v Speaker 1>headline so I can write it down?

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<v Speaker 2>This time? Man has bad breath for three days after

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<v Speaker 2>inhaling cockroach in his sleep for three days. Just cockroach.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I don't want to think how meadow buds stop? Stop?

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<v Speaker 2>We already you went too far with that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was going to ask before you went

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<v Speaker 1>into this completely descriptive thing. If it was just one

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<v Speaker 1>of those little one of the baby ones, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the rot, the German cockroaches, the little little ones that

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<v Speaker 1>if you get those, you're up a creek.

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<v Speaker 2>This Chinese cockroach, I'm not sure what those are.

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<v Speaker 1>They were grown at the lab where the bats were

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<v Speaker 1>in the bat soup.

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<v Speaker 2>China. Well, we're on the subject of crap up your noses.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I believe this dude or not,

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<v Speaker 2>but he well, I'll just let him explain.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in the shower and my doctor has told

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<v Speaker 4>me that with the dry hot summer months, it's it's

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<v Speaker 4>really helpful to blow your nose while you're in the shower.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've been regularly doing this for the last like

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<v Speaker 4>six months or so.

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<v Speaker 2>Take your point out that he lives in Arizona. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the dry hot summer months.

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<v Speaker 4>Today I was blowing my nose in the shower and

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<v Speaker 4>lo and behold, I blew out a lego dot that

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<v Speaker 4>has been in my nose for at least twenty six years.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like it's still in there, right, NAIs only as

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<v Speaker 1>I blow my nose in the shower every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you if I do it subconsciously?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I totally do I wake up, especially in

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<v Speaker 1>the last you know, if you do everybody function in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower, you've now this is we can add this

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<v Speaker 1>to the list.

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<v Speaker 2>That you've already. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I blow my nose every every day in the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>and as of late, with the sun ins affection, it

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<v Speaker 1>has been like, God, we're just getting grosser.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me tell you. Let me tell you. I

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<v Speaker 2>first threw the BS flag on this guy because I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't imagine the whole lego stuck up there for twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six years and not known. But then he said lego dots,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, what the hell's the lego dots? Then

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<v Speaker 2>I looked them up. No, they're actually little pieces that

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<v Speaker 2>kids used to put together, like bracelets and stuff, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like you could see. So it's a very very tiny piece.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a friendship bracelet, Yeah, yeah, I get it, which

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<v Speaker 2>is perfect for youngsters to curious youngsters to put in

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<v Speaker 2>their hands and up their noses. You make me a

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<v Speaker 2>friendship bracelet. Pat things. Somebody said, Oh, everybody's upset with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh come on, ye I'm pretty sure you ruined my

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<v Speaker 1>kids breakfast, Pat, Thanks Pat trying to eat breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it the Yellow Gunk Park. Go god, I bet

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<v Speaker 2>it was the Yellow Gunk Jr R.