Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
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Speaker 2: Flaming bird carcasses UH to blame for at least three
Speaker 2: wildfires in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Most often, when a bird is electrocuted, it doesn't catch
Speaker 3: fire it and then we don't care about it. Sometimes
Speaker 3: they burst into flames, Sometimes they just fall dead. Sometimes
Speaker 3: what can happen is insects can get inside that cap
Speaker 3: well that attracts birds. Birds like to eat insects, in
Speaker 3: particular woodpeckers and crows something like that could have sat
Speaker 3: on that jumper wire and packed into that arrestor cap
Speaker 3: trained to get it, the insects making contact with the
Speaker 3: energest components and then causing it to catch fire.
Speaker 2: That's apparently some random dude from a power company who
Speaker 2: really loves to explain how with a crappy microphone and
Speaker 2: explain how birds burst into flames sometimes and other times
Speaker 2: they don't when sitting on electrical wires.
Speaker 1: And he could, from the sounds of it, give a
Speaker 1: rats ask about a bird's life.
Speaker 2: Jare that those we don't care about bird just blew up? Dude?
Speaker 1: No, that's not the first we've heard about bird flaming
Speaker 1: bird carcasses.
Speaker 2: Which if we didn't say it before we'll say now,
Speaker 2: great name for a hardcore band. Mm hmm, yeah you
Speaker 2: did say that. Oka now on stage Flaming bird carcasses.
Speaker 2: I guess what I was able to take away from
Speaker 2: that is normally, when these birds sit on these wires,
Speaker 2: which we see all the time, nothing's going to happen.
Speaker 2: It's when they peck at the arrestor caps I think
Speaker 2: they said, which aren't completely protected because there's insects in them.
Speaker 2: They trying to get to the insects. They may inadvertently,
Speaker 2: you know, self emolate. It's a way to go man.
Speaker 2: Spontaneous bird combustion.
Speaker 1: I know that we have a lot of men and
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Speaker 2: The birds are the ones who crash into our building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a completely glass building.
Speaker 2: It's a suicide bird building. It is full on.
Speaker 1: You don't about once a week you'll walk out one
Speaker 1: of the doors and there's a poor little bird who
Speaker 1: met his demise just by you know, flying or alongwang
Speaker 1: broken birdneck?
Speaker 2: Is that gonna be a new sound effect? Fan broken
Speaker 2: bird neck? That's pretty much a tandem there. That was
Speaker 2: human beat bocks. I was smacking the mic while he
Speaker 2: was flanging. All right, you all can add that to
Speaker 2: the menu of available human beatbox sound effects. I have
Speaker 2: a headline of the week contender. Being Monday means there
Speaker 2: will probably be others to try to contest this headline
Speaker 2: of the week. But this is pretty solid. I'm ready
Speaker 2: to write it. Last week's one that we finished with
Speaker 2: was no That was the week before?
Speaker 1: Was the baby living on Pianna sausages and code red
Speaker 1: Mountain dew?
Speaker 2: Those two weeks ago? What was Friday's hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 2: I like to keep track of these things. That was
Speaker 2: last week? Man? Now those two weeks ago, last week?
Speaker 2: Last week was.
Speaker 1: A didn't.
Speaker 2: Was somewhere in there? All right, I'm ready. Man has
Speaker 2: bad breath for three days after inhaling cockroach in his sleep.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what nightmares are made of.
Speaker 2: China. Man had this uncomfortable sensation of something crawling around
Speaker 2: inside his nose and ultimately ended up with bad breath
Speaker 2: because this one night, the fifty eight year old man
Speaker 2: woke up feeling the sensation in his nostril, which turned
Speaker 2: out to be a cockroach that had crawled into his
Speaker 2: nasal passage while he was asleep. Eventually it crawled down
Speaker 2: his throat and the man couldn't cough it out God,
Speaker 2: but was able to finally go back to sleep. The
Speaker 2: next day, he was able to recall the whole incident
Speaker 2: and also noticed that his breath was exceptionally bad. It
Speaker 2: was when he started coughing up yellow gun. Ok. Then
Speaker 2: he finally decided that medical attention was in order, and
Speaker 2: an e NT specialist was finally able to locate the
Speaker 2: now dead cockroach and remove it from his trade. Yet
Speaker 2: the man has since made a full recovery and oh,
Speaker 2: his breath smells minty fresh.
Speaker 1: Now I was going to ask more about the cockroach,
Speaker 1: but he just made everybody sick. Half the audience already
Speaker 1: tuned away. What's that on your breath? Cockroach? What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, ru, Yes, that it's okay. So what is actual
Speaker 1: headline so I can write it down?
Speaker 2: This time? Man has bad breath for three days after
Speaker 2: inhaling cockroach in his sleep for three days. Just cockroach.
Speaker 2: But no, I don't want to think how meadow buds stop? Stop?
Speaker 2: We already you went too far with that.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask before you went
Speaker 1: into this completely descriptive thing. If it was just one
Speaker 1: of those little one of the baby ones, you know,
Speaker 1: the rot, the German cockroaches, the little little ones that
Speaker 1: if you get those, you're up a creek.
Speaker 2: This Chinese cockroach, I'm not sure what those are.
Speaker 1: They were grown at the lab where the bats were
Speaker 1: in the bat soup.
Speaker 2: China. Well, we're on the subject of crap up your noses.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe this dude or not,
Speaker 2: but he well, I'll just let him explain.
Speaker 4: I was in the shower and my doctor has told
Speaker 4: me that with the dry hot summer months, it's it's
Speaker 4: really helpful to blow your nose while you're in the shower.
Speaker 4: So I've been regularly doing this for the last like
Speaker 4: six months or so.
Speaker 2: Take your point out that he lives in Arizona. That's
Speaker 2: the dry hot summer months.
Speaker 4: Today I was blowing my nose in the shower and
Speaker 4: lo and behold, I blew out a lego dot that
Speaker 4: has been in my nose for at least twenty six years.
Speaker 1: Sounds like it's still in there, right, NAIs only as
Speaker 1: I blow my nose in the shower every day.
Speaker 2: Do you if I do it subconsciously?
Speaker 1: I guess I totally do I wake up, especially in
Speaker 1: the last you know, if you do everybody function in
Speaker 1: the shower, you've now this is we can add this
Speaker 1: to the list.
Speaker 2: That you've already. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I blow my nose every every day in the shower,
Speaker 1: and as of late, with the sun ins affection, it
Speaker 1: has been like, God, we're just getting grosser.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you. Let me tell you. I
Speaker 2: first threw the BS flag on this guy because I
Speaker 2: couldn't imagine the whole lego stuck up there for twenty
Speaker 2: six years and not known. But then he said lego dots,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the hell's the lego dots? Then
Speaker 2: I looked them up. No, they're actually little pieces that
Speaker 2: kids used to put together, like bracelets and stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: like you could see. So it's a very very tiny piece.
Speaker 2: Take a friendship bracelet, Yeah, yeah, I get it, which
Speaker 2: is perfect for youngsters to curious youngsters to put in
Speaker 2: their hands and up their noses. You make me a
Speaker 2: friendship bracelet. Pat things. Somebody said, Oh, everybody's upset with you.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, ye I'm pretty sure you ruined my
Speaker 1: kids breakfast, Pat, Thanks Pat trying to eat breakfast?
Speaker 2: Was it the Yellow Gunk Park. Go god, I bet
Speaker 2: it was the Yellow Gunk Jr R.