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Speaker 3: We got it.
Speaker 1: That's goddamn right. So where we left off as they
Speaker 1: were rejoining at their wonderful biker Fortress. So Ryan, why
Speaker 1: don't you describe the biker fortress because you seemed amused
Speaker 1: by it.
Speaker 3: This is when this movie was going to next level.
Speaker 3: They arrive at what looks at first like apocalypse fortress shack,
Speaker 3: and there's just a bunch of bikers just hanging out,
Speaker 3: laughing at each other. There's just bizarrely these women showers
Speaker 3: in the middle of the front yard, just women naked showering,
Speaker 3: And just the most insane thing I think I've ever
Speaker 3: seen is in the middle of this montage, they just
Speaker 3: show a kid pushing a stroller, just walking right across
Speaker 3: the screen, and I was like, and he's not like
Speaker 3: dressed as like one of the bikers, nor does the
Speaker 3: stroll like it's part of the biker So I was like,
Speaker 3: this kid just ended up in the wrong neighborhood and
Speaker 3: was just like cutting through. It was the most random.
Speaker 3: I was like, what I legit rewound it. I was like,
Speaker 3: what is this kid doing here? Like it made no sense.
Speaker 1: And the the Walking Dead like when society has failed.
Speaker 1: They at some point they come across a prison that
Speaker 1: like survivors have taken over because it's a good spot
Speaker 1: to defend from the zombie apocalypse. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: But it's just like they legitimately have it surrounded in
Speaker 1: barbed wire with guard towers, and there are bikers standing
Speaker 1: sniper guard with guns. Where are the cops? You can
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't do this. You can't do it,
Speaker 1: And like all of these men are psychopaths. They're drunk.
Speaker 1: They're shooting and fighting each other and stabbing each other.
Speaker 1: But they're disgusting. They're fat, hairy bikers, ugly beards, and
Speaker 1: there's just a group shower in the middle of the
Speaker 1: yard of all playboy play mates. Like these women are
Speaker 1: gorgeous and they're not like biker chicks. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: like I said last episode, Miss April nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 1: what are you doing there? Where is your dad? Like
Speaker 1: what was your upbringing?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? I'm just gonna share. He's
Speaker 1: in the Brotherhood. I'm just gonna shower here in front
Speaker 1: of everyone.
Speaker 2: I think it's a loyal environment. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: a family environment. People feel safe there. Chains has built
Speaker 2: a culture of family and our color still run.
Speaker 3: Are you Are you hiring for the Brotherhood? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I can't remember what branch
Speaker 1: of the military, but there was a branch of the
Speaker 1: service that adopted the slogan from this movie God Forgives.
Speaker 1: The Brotherhood doesn't. But then but then they internally they
Speaker 1: were like, this is based on a neo Nazi biker gang.
Speaker 1: Let's let's not do this. But they are. They're Nazis.
Speaker 1: There's Nazi flags with Swatsika's everywhere, so it's more like
Speaker 1: the Arian Brotherhood. And in this hangout, Ice again says
Speaker 1: I don't trust to one. I think he's a cop,
Speaker 1: and I wrote ice equals correct. Uh, And we see
Speaker 1: Max's dad from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just the sketchiest person on earth, so it's it's just
Speaker 1: natural to cast him as a biker. But he's one
Speaker 1: of the members of the gang and they're watching a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, go ahead, Ryan.
Speaker 3: He's also one year, I think one year later in
Speaker 3: the Red Triangle Gang in Batman Returns a Baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely forgot about that. Uh sorry. Stone shows
Speaker 1: up to the compound, has a gift for Chains and Andrew,
Speaker 1: what is the gift? Same thing I got you as
Speaker 1: your best man.
Speaker 2: Gift, by the way, bulletproof vest.
Speaker 1: God damn right. And then what is how does Chains
Speaker 1: receive it? What does he do?
Speaker 2: Chains? You know, Chains is a jovial guy. He's laughing,
Speaker 2: just having fun. He says, put on the vest. Put
Speaker 2: on the vest. Stone, Stone puts it on, and Chain
Speaker 2: shoots him and the boss goes flying back over table.
Speaker 2: And then this is this is probably my favorite part,
Speaker 2: is when the boss takes takes Chains and says, don't
Speaker 2: play games with me, Chains, because Stone is clearly playing
Speaker 2: games with him. So it's a little bit calling the
Speaker 2: tea kettle whatever.
Speaker 1: I understand the peacocking of trying to join a gang,
Speaker 1: and be a bad ass. But you like you can.
Speaker 1: You know, Slim Charles is a badass in the wire.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna go up and like punch Evan on
Speaker 1: the face to show how coffee is. That's just a
Speaker 1: bad idea. So I don't think Joe really knows what
Speaker 1: he's doing here. But you did text me don't ever
Speaker 1: mess with me. Changed, So I wanted you to describe
Speaker 1: that scene. But I did appreciate the realism of him
Speaker 1: being shot with the bulletproof vest because a lot of
Speaker 1: movies it's like you're getting shot with a paintball gun
Speaker 1: if you wear a bulletproof vest but this movie is like, no,
Speaker 1: you get rocked if you get shot with a bulletproof
Speaker 1: vest on, which is realistic.
Speaker 3: Plus, this entire has set up that anytime a person
Speaker 3: falls or is punched, you're getting rocketed back sixty plus
Speaker 3: feet easily. Yes, doesn't matter what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And change is basically like, so this guy Whip is
Speaker 1: the he's run Is he running for governor?
Speaker 3: Or?
Speaker 1: Is he? Is he the governor?
Speaker 3: I believe he is the governor, right, That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Whip wants to this biker that got forty
Speaker 1: five years in prison for murdering a priest baptizing a baby.
Speaker 1: He I can't believe I said that sentence. He they're like,
Speaker 1: we gotta kill. They're basically indicating like, oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: kill Whip. So Chang is like, you know what, man
Speaker 1: to Stone, I really like you. I want you to
Speaker 1: be in the gang. We're gonna kill. This is the
Speaker 1: governor of this of Mississippi. And then Joe says, Joe
Speaker 1: is Johnstone, Joel Huff, Brian Bosworth. Joe says, what's in
Speaker 1: it for me? Which is a very fair question, And
Speaker 1: do you remember the answer?
Speaker 3: Colors?
Speaker 2: Yeah, colors, colors.
Speaker 1: Man, colors man. The jacket of the gang.
Speaker 2: Is why the loyalty of the gang.
Speaker 1: The jacket of the gang has an SS logo on it.
Speaker 1: Another yikes, and Chain says, if these colors hit the ground,
Speaker 1: even in a fight, I will peel your skin off
Speaker 1: with a knife. Knife dipped and shit, great line.
Speaker 3: That maybe you laught so hard. It was just so yeah.
Speaker 1: And I thought I really would love a scene of
Speaker 1: like Stone is leaving somewhere and he just falls off
Speaker 1: his motorcycle, looks like a big idiot, just stand out
Speaker 1: so badly.
Speaker 2: Uh, dunking it off afraid of Shade seeing it.
Speaker 1: He can't he can't even ride one. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I just I just asked for Ryan's permission. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I want Ryan to tell the story of when Ryan
Speaker 1: which I was totally against this because Paul talked about
Speaker 1: this too for a while, of like getting a motorcycle,
Speaker 1: and as total I just think motorcycles are I worked
Speaker 1: in insurance. Motorcycles are stupidly dangerous and I've gotten in
Speaker 1: arguments to people about it, and it's there's nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the motorcycle rider. Because I handled a claim
Speaker 1: where the motorcycle rider was one hundred percent in the right.
Speaker 1: They were not speeding, they were wearing a helmet, they
Speaker 1: have the right of way, they're being super safe. Motorcycle
Speaker 1: guy was zero percent in the wrong and a car
Speaker 1: darted out in front of him. If he was in
Speaker 1: a car at the motorcycle rider, he would have been fine,
Speaker 1: but he ended up because this dumb ass cut in
Speaker 1: front of him. He lost his leg and he was
Speaker 1: like twenty five years old. So it has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with how good of a motorcycle rider you are.
Speaker 1: People are stupid and you're just putting your life at
Speaker 1: unnecessary risk. But Ryan decided this is a real story
Speaker 1: by the way, that he was gonna get his motorcycle license.
Speaker 1: So Ryan, I will let you take it from here.
Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah. So there was a training class based in Framingham.
Speaker 3: When you finished the class and you can get your license,
Speaker 3: they actually will test you that day. It's like Bounty
Speaker 3: Hunter School and King of the Hill. So I did
Speaker 3: the training class and test and completely butchered it. I
Speaker 3: could not, for the life of me think about it
Speaker 3: now and still can't wrap my head around it. The
Speaker 3: controls of the bike in terms of handling, throttle, everything
Speaker 3: could knock get my head around it. And everybody else
Speaker 3: in this class clearly had been riding for sometime. So
Speaker 3: I think I fell over on the bike maybe four times,
Speaker 3: and it's very heavy, just the heads up. So uh,
Speaker 3: they were like okay, And the guy was an absolute saint,
Speaker 3: and he was just like he's like hey man, He's
Speaker 3: like hey, you know, it's like I just don't think
Speaker 3: this is going to work. And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right. He's like, yeah, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 3: you should ever do this.
Speaker 1: And I was like, don't don't ever ride a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: We don't want to give you a license.
Speaker 3: And you know, I was like, I was like, that's
Speaker 3: I said. I'm learning that lesson the hard way. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? No worries. They very nicely
Speaker 3: do the credit. Didn't have to do this, but gave
Speaker 3: me my money.
Speaker 1: Back, which was they could.
Speaker 3: Have been like, you wasted your own time, it's your
Speaker 3: own fault. They very kindly called me after, okay, we'll
Speaker 3: give your money back. They probably were more like, just
Speaker 3: don't get on the bike. We'll give your money back.
Speaker 3: Just on a bike.
Speaker 2: But uh, lesson learned and spurred you to do it.
Speaker 1: Like what did you just know?
Speaker 3: It was twenty It was summer of twenty eighteen or seventeen.
Speaker 3: I had heard about it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: something I always wanted to do. My dad rode one
Speaker 3: when he was younger and then got one in like
Speaker 3: his mid forties and then rode for like ten years.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, why not? And then I
Speaker 3: don't know what. I just saw the class. The class
Speaker 3: was I think it was only like three hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: It wasn't bad, so I was like, Okay, getting the
Speaker 3: permit is literally just like a written test, like you
Speaker 3: would like a like a regular license test. Once you
Speaker 3: were a permit, by the way, you can ride on
Speaker 3: your own.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's like I was like, oh, this must not
Speaker 3: be meeting, like, this must not be that hard, right,
Speaker 3: there's gonna let you do it. So yeah, which was
Speaker 3: probably the obviously the wrong lesson to learn there, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think about that. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh, it should be cool to do
Speaker 3: and the class and only a weekend, so it was
Speaker 3: like a huge commitment. And that was of course completely
Speaker 3: not thinking about, yes, you should be riding and practicing
Speaker 3: on your own, like oh, they'll teach me to ride
Speaker 3: and I'll be fine. They'll give you a license in
Speaker 3: five hours. Yeah. Yeah, so that's an idiocy and haven't Yeah.
Speaker 2: My dad did it too, like he was practicing in
Speaker 2: the backyard, like and I remember like he was trying
Speaker 2: to get a permit or so he was practicing and
Speaker 2: the bike kept he kept like falling over, and I
Speaker 2: remember like I would go out and like help lift
Speaker 2: the bike, and I was like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: I don't remember it was like I want to I
Speaker 2: want to learn how to do it. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: likes heavy. Yeah he learned. Yeah, I think he got
Speaker 2: the I think he got the permit, not the license.
Speaker 2: And Rent said like, I think you can ride with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so but it was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like all the time riding after that, just
Speaker 2: like recreational.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's it. I just yeah, sorry, I think
Speaker 1: it's idiotic. Also, if you think Sons of Anarchy, maybe not,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's a bad show because
Speaker 1: I love the cast of Sons of Anarchy. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of really good actors in it. If you think
Speaker 1: Sons of Anarchy is cool, like the Gang is cool,
Speaker 1: Jacks is cool. You ever had like a Sons of
Speaker 1: Belichick shirt? You are a loser. Loser I talk about
Speaker 1: WAF people like WAF people would love Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 1: You are a complete I remember I was like, I
Speaker 1: heard this show is really great. There's lots of great
Speaker 1: actors in it. I watched the first episode and there's
Speaker 1: a scene where some random dude just gets on Jackson's
Speaker 1: bike in the parking lot. It's like, oh, look, I'm
Speaker 1: on this boy to his girlfriend and then Jackson's like,
Speaker 1: don't ever sit in another man's bike, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna watch this again. That's the stupidest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Anyways, that was.
Speaker 3: You doing that. You were the guy in the bike.
Speaker 3: That is you? That is you.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: So after Joe.
Speaker 3: Like, what is anybody from this movie in Sons of Anarchy?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Then they made a huge mistake like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't think so. It's kind of it's
Speaker 1: kind of too big of a gap really. I mean,
Speaker 1: like Ron Pearlman is old, but everybody in Sons of
Speaker 1: Anarchy is kind of one of the dudes that I
Speaker 1: think is in Sons of Anarchy that was in Brave Heart,
Speaker 1: is in the new season of House of the Dragon,
Speaker 1: that like Scottish guy that has a scar in his face.
Speaker 1: You'd recognize him Ryan.
Speaker 3: Yes he was. Yes, he's ind a lot of stuff. Actually, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Think I was gonna say, do you think this is
Speaker 2: like one of the worst gangs you could join? Spiker
Speaker 2: gang like in like, I don't know that Ax cult.
Speaker 2: That's more of a cult from Cobra. I don't want
Speaker 2: to join that either. But this is like a gang
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: You know, if you want to get really intense, there's
Speaker 1: you know, liberation armies in like the Congo where they
Speaker 1: make you, they give you a gun, they make you
Speaker 1: like kill a kid. I mean, sure, I'd rather do
Speaker 1: this biker gang. But but no, this biker gang is terrible.
Speaker 3: They lost their spirit. They originally were about one thing
Speaker 3: and now they're about another. The Axe Cult just seemed
Speaker 3: to like to cheer around fire, so they probably would
Speaker 3: be a little bit easier to get into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about Yeah what I'd rather be in
Speaker 1: the biker gang and the Axe Cult. They were in
Speaker 1: Cobra where they were too serious. They didn't party. They're
Speaker 1: more about like Satan than anything.
Speaker 3: Do anything like the one him they ever showed them.
Speaker 3: They were just all running in a circle, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chanting around fire is the way you described that.
Speaker 1: This fucking genius so Stone, after he falls off his motorcycle,
Speaker 1: he gets up and he starts acting all tough, and
Speaker 1: I realized he just pissed his pants, but he just
Speaker 1: plays it off like it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: That's the story of me riding.
Speaker 1: We'll see you the embarrassed embarrassment.
Speaker 2: Do you think the motorcycle it looks like Stone's riding
Speaker 2: a tricycle. To me, he's way too big. He's just
Speaker 2: so big for the Blake, It's like he's little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's jacked.
Speaker 3: That might have been I think. So.
Speaker 1: I actually this movie happened in real life and I
Speaker 1: googled it and it happened in real life after the
Speaker 1: movie came out. So there's a famous story. It's a
Speaker 1: book called Under and Alone, and it's about an actual
Speaker 1: ATF agent named William Queen who infiltrated the Mongols Motorcycle Club.
Speaker 1: But this was in like nineteen ninety eight, so this
Speaker 1: actually happened but after and it had a better end result.
Speaker 1: But the next party they did in real life. So
Speaker 1: in real life they suspected this guy, William Queen, was
Speaker 1: a cop, so they asked him to kill a guy
Speaker 1: and they the ATF, the government staged it so it
Speaker 1: actually looked like he did kill the guy, which is
Speaker 1: like sod was the government? Like where agents? Like, what
Speaker 1: do we do? Somebody's like I know just what to
Speaker 1: do and they just pop in a VHS of Stone Gold.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but we should do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they just ship off the guy and they
Speaker 2: don't supervise him for like a period of time. It's
Speaker 2: just like we're gonna sending a plane and yeah, just
Speaker 2: please don't come back.
Speaker 1: Well, so so change to explain to the listeners, Chains
Speaker 1: tells Joe or Stone as a test, we need you
Speaker 1: to kill a guy and you'll recognize him because he
Speaker 1: has a spider web tattoo on his ear. I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed the way Stone goes about confronting him in a club.
Speaker 1: And this this dude, he's a biker kind of he's
Speaker 1: like a drug dealer. He might be, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but he's gross. He looks like a rat and he
Speaker 1: has long, greasy hair, and he's like coked up in
Speaker 1: a club and he's with his girlfriend, who is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course he's just a tent. She's like
Speaker 1: Denise and Roadhouse, who's the most beautiful woman of all time.
Speaker 1: But do you remember like how this goes down in
Speaker 1: the club when he confronts the spiderweb bear tattoo guy.
Speaker 3: He's like, people are like celebrating because the guy did
Speaker 3: a good job dancing in the club, and then he
Speaker 3: gets over insists of the bar next or he stands
Speaker 3: at the bar next to Stone and so I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: that was really like incredible, like you did an amazing job,
Speaker 3: Like you're so good at this. And then the guy
Speaker 3: realized that Stone is messing with him, so he's like,
Speaker 3: what's this all about? Man, He's like, should take about
Speaker 3: and he's like okay, and then Stone just crushes his
Speaker 3: head to the bar like three times. This guy is
Speaker 3: also the guy he's doing this too, is not large.
Speaker 3: So he just murdered.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: He just murdered this guy. There's no way he survived this.
Speaker 3: And the guy is just like, oh, come on man,
Speaker 3: and then they just he just carries them out unconscious
Speaker 3: and he's like, hey, everyone, nothing to see here, and
Speaker 3: he just like walks right out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stone looks really good in the club. You know, he
Speaker 2: had his he had his hair done, he had his
Speaker 2: club look. You know that was yeah, Stone Stone giving
Speaker 2: it to the the people.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's call a spade a spade. He's he's
Speaker 1: an attractive Man's.
Speaker 3: Stone hot, not Stone cold?
Speaker 1: Oh Ryan? And yeah. Yeah. So basically they're like the
Speaker 1: the FBI just takes this man and ships him away
Speaker 1: and then they cut an ear off of a corpse
Speaker 1: and they bring it to a tattoo plar parlor and
Speaker 1: somebody tattoos is spider web on it and then Stone
Speaker 1: just comes back and throws the ear at them as
Speaker 1: like here you go, and Chane says, basically, I told
Speaker 1: you to Ice, like Stone's legit, I still doesn't believe him. Next,
Speaker 1: there is a member of the gang named Tool. They'll
Speaker 1: notice a theme with these just really short, simple noun names.
Speaker 1: And the Italian Mafia is a rival of this biker
Speaker 1: gang and they essentially blow up Tool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there any way to describe it other than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, The biker gang is collecting on the mafia's block
Speaker 3: and the Mafia is like, please stop doing this, So
Speaker 3: they throw a grenade, the Mafia grenade in broad daylight
Speaker 3: at Tool and blow them up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Afterwards, Tool obviously almost dies. He should be dead,
Speaker 1: but he's like horribly disfigured his face. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: got like limbs blown off. He's in the hospital and
Speaker 1: gotta say, the brotherhood they show up for Tool in
Speaker 1: this moment. They all go to the hospital and Tools like,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to die, please kill me, and
Speaker 1: Chains points out your Penis was not injured, like legitimately,
Speaker 1: it's like that's you know, not all is lost. And
Speaker 1: then they give him Jack Daniels, a pizza and a
Speaker 1: woman like forcefully as property. So that's not good, but
Speaker 1: uh they still you know, it's a nice gesture for
Speaker 1: your injured friend, Cuffs.
Speaker 2: If you're ever going through something, Cuff like, I can
Speaker 2: show up and give you that same speech.
Speaker 1: If you show up in my hospital then with Jamison,
Speaker 1: pizza and a hot prostitute. I'm like, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: thank you, Andy, I mean what else? What else is
Speaker 1: there to say?
Speaker 3: And Andy's saying what Shane says to that woman and
Speaker 3: would be unbelievable to hear.
Speaker 1: Oh, then this is this if I was in the
Speaker 1: FBI here so as revenge. This the guy who blew
Speaker 1: up tools named Dmiti. So the other Italian mobsters are
Speaker 1: at dinner and Chains and Stone show up with a
Speaker 1: gift and it's Dmiti's severed head. So it's like, hey, Stone,
Speaker 1: so report back on your mission. Yeah it went good today.
Speaker 1: So we were like, we showed up, we talked to
Speaker 1: the Italian mob We had Dumiti's severed head in a box,
Speaker 1: and we gave it to him. Wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: you were physically carrying a severed head today? It's like, yeah, undercover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no clue. Yeah, I just didn't know.
Speaker 3: So you're in this case and you're not paying attention.
Speaker 3: That's good. Uh.
Speaker 1: And the and the Italian mob is so intimidated by
Speaker 1: this that they're just like, okay, we'll be cool now.
Speaker 1: I didn't really get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think that it was the idea
Speaker 3: of like we were we're already insane. We will go
Speaker 3: far than you will go. Like you think you're upping
Speaker 3: the ante. You can't. Again, we're we're thinking about this
Speaker 3: more than the writers are. But I think it's kind
Speaker 3: of how the visual was going.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this was when they introduced the PTO
Speaker 3: P deal.
Speaker 1: So what the fuck is P twop? Why are they
Speaker 1: calling it that.
Speaker 3: It's a newer it's a better version of PSP? I
Speaker 3: don't know. Is it one of those yes system?
Speaker 1: Is that just like one of those drugs that people,
Speaker 1: Oh it is P two P math is a highly
Speaker 1: potent synthetic form of math pedal to propa, known meth amphetamine. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's math, Okay, good.
Speaker 2: To know yeah, you gotta know these things cuff.
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, I mean I'm not as tight with ice
Speaker 1: as you are. And uh, the the the governor whip
Speaker 1: is like the brotherhood this biker getting is out of control.
Speaker 1: They're you know, they're having you know, explosions with the
Speaker 1: Italian mafia in the street. So I'm gonna call in
Speaker 1: the National Guard. So Change's response is to kidnap and
Speaker 1: murder two National guardsmen in cold blood. And I wrote
Speaker 1: there'd be a lot of heat on Chains for this.
Speaker 1: Have you kidnapped a member two members of the military
Speaker 1: while they are serving in uniform and murder them.
Speaker 3: It's it's just like this is where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: this whole thing is not gonna go well, it's just
Speaker 3: like this is not gonna This is where they's not losing.
Speaker 2: Like Chains knows what he's doing, guys.
Speaker 3: I mean, based on the ending, it's kind of like
Speaker 3: he kind of did it kind of did And also
Speaker 3: I think maybe he thought he would be ruler of
Speaker 3: the Earth. By the way of ending, it just seemed
Speaker 3: kind of weird. But this is when this is when
Speaker 3: Gut is like, hey, man, like that's not what this
Speaker 3: is about. Like those guys had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 3: And then also, we haven't talked about her since because like,
Speaker 3: like and he said, a lot of the characters just
Speaker 3: vanished for a while and don't really come back until
Speaker 3: they're needed. But uh uh, his girlfriend, Nancy, who he
Speaker 3: called cockroach earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this girlfriend, she's like, this is too.
Speaker 3: Far for us, Like, we don't do this, like just
Speaker 3: killing innocent guys and.
Speaker 1: Says, yeah. Gut's like, I'm all down for this gang,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to kidnap and murder in cold
Speaker 1: blood two members of the military just doing their duty exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So he's like, I'm gonna leave. So he's like,
Speaker 3: get on your bike and leave and start your bike.
Speaker 3: And then Chains puts guts hand through the bike wheel
Speaker 3: spokes and lose his fingers, and I was like, oh no.
Speaker 1: He says, God forgives, but the Brotherhood doesn't. That's what
Speaker 1: what Joe says in response to Gut getting his fingers
Speaker 1: chopped off by his motorcycle, which you can never ride
Speaker 1: a motorcycle again if you don't have fingers, right, that's
Speaker 1: it up. That's that's messed up.
Speaker 3: But we also actually even before that happens, the soldiers.
Speaker 3: Ice before that is like, hey, chains mine, which maybe
Speaker 3: makes sense because he kills the soldiers after it, but
Speaker 3: he's like, you are not listening to me. This guy
Speaker 3: is a cop. There's just no other everything here is
Speaker 3: a cop. He is a cop. And Chang's like, you're crazy, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like h sorry, Ice like yeah, please please,
Speaker 1: I've been telling you this entire movie. He is obviously
Speaker 1: a cop, obviously, and uh, there's a point where what
Speaker 1: is he doing He's getting lunched with Nancy, right or
Speaker 1: does he like like Stone kisses Nancy and is like
Speaker 1: why don't you run away with me? Or something?
Speaker 3: Right? Yes, because I think after they killed the military,
Speaker 3: she's kind of standing on a round because she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is escalated too much for me. He comes back
Speaker 3: from one of his disappearances and he's like what are
Speaker 3: you doing and she's like, I don't know. That's when
Speaker 3: they kiss random, Like.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get I don't get his attraction
Speaker 1: to her or her one eighty at all because the
Speaker 1: first half of the movie, and she explains her backstory,
Speaker 1: she was like a run a teen runaway who was
Speaker 1: taken in by a meth adult biker gang passed around
Speaker 1: like a doobie. I mean, she must have had sex
Speaker 1: with every member of this game, and now she's like
Speaker 1: a totally rational, well adjusted person who's like, you know what, Ever,
Speaker 1: since we killed those National guardsmen, like I realize this
Speaker 1: is not good, I think. And then Stone is also like,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess he's just doing it for the
Speaker 1: for the mission quote unquote, like, uh Andy had a
Speaker 1: fucking killer line he texted me. Listening to the pod
Speaker 1: you going to knockouts by accident? Is Richard Gear asking
Speaker 1: her prostitute just for directions and pretty woman? So Stone
Speaker 1: kissing Nancy just for the mission is kind of the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does Chane says? He says that Stone, He's like,
Speaker 2: he'll either be the biggest pork chop I've ever eaten
Speaker 2: or my bulldozer. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: If he betrays me, I will horribly kill him, or
Speaker 3: if he is what he has been showing me he is,
Speaker 3: he'll be like my number two forever, my earner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh I forgot to I forgot to mention this earlier.
Speaker 1: Chains calls a connection he as of the police which
Speaker 1: he would have one like that's very normal for a
Speaker 1: gang to have a corrupt cop. And you're just like, hey,
Speaker 1: is this guy Johnstone a cop? Here's a picture of him.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, we'll get back to you in
Speaker 1: a day or two. And then in a day or
Speaker 1: two we haven't gotten here yet. They call back and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, he's a cop. So it wasn't really
Speaker 1: that hard.
Speaker 2: But they're like proceeding with this like meth deal with
Speaker 2: the Italians, Like, maybe you should get that information back
Speaker 2: before you do anything further.
Speaker 1: So he's getting like he's had a diner or something
Speaker 1: with Nancy Stone. He's like, hey, I gotta go for
Speaker 1: a while, but I can't tell you what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: but I'll be back later. And he goes and meets
Speaker 1: up with Lance, and who sees him talking to Lance Ice?
Speaker 1: Ice Ice, Ice Baby. So Ice knows I was correct
Speaker 1: this entire time.
Speaker 2: And he loves it. He loves it, He loves.
Speaker 1: It, And and the ensuing chaos, Ice immediately kills several cops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: blows up a car with the machine gun, which was amazing.
Speaker 1: There's like a long motorcycle chase between Stone and Ice
Speaker 1: and I wanted to talk about the end result, but
Speaker 1: any thoughts on the chase itself or any color to
Speaker 1: add there?
Speaker 2: Best in peace?
Speaker 3: Ice?
Speaker 1: Well, I honestly love everything about Ice. He was right
Speaker 1: this entire time. Ice is the last words he gets
Speaker 1: in a horrible accident and he's dying, He's covered in
Speaker 1: burns and blood, and Stone walks up to him, and
Speaker 1: Ice is the strength for one last quick sentence and
Speaker 1: his what he says is fuck you cop. Yeah. Ice
Speaker 1: was right.
Speaker 3: Ice was right.
Speaker 1: Uh So Nancy is back in Chains's bedroom, gets a
Speaker 1: call from the cop and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Johnstone is a cop. His name is Joe Hop. He
Speaker 1: lives in Alabama. This is what he looks like. This
Speaker 1: is his address. It was very easy to find out.
Speaker 2: Yeah's undercover kick.
Speaker 1: Paste up. Yeah, hey, I found a badge in your
Speaker 1: pocket that says Joe Hoff on it.
Speaker 3: Oh I took it from a cop. I beat him
Speaker 3: up and took it.
Speaker 1: You see why does he have your picture on it?
Speaker 1: Do you see that? Nancy is hesitating, like what do
Speaker 1: I do here? My next note is I fucking love
Speaker 1: ICE's funeral, Love Ice Viking funeral for Ice. Ryan. I'm sorry, Andy,
Speaker 1: please describe ICE's funeral.
Speaker 2: So they get ICE's body somehow, I like did a
Speaker 2: double tick. I was like what. So they get his
Speaker 2: body and they position it on a motorcycle and then
Speaker 2: everyone just kind of drinks and then what do they
Speaker 2: set it on fire? They explode the body.
Speaker 1: Yes, like a fighting funeral.
Speaker 3: They spray it with like gas whatever, and then they throw.
Speaker 2: But they're just partying to like a taxidermy version of
Speaker 2: their friend.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think taxidermyt is even optimistic. I think
Speaker 1: that they just got his corpse. They propped it up
Speaker 1: on a motorcycle in the middle of their fortress yard
Speaker 1: and they're all just doing meth and drinking and shooting guns.
Speaker 1: And then they light his corpse on fire. Awesome, fiking funeral.
Speaker 1: I have a note, Ryan, what have you visited Andy
Speaker 1: alone in San Diego and he said like, Hey, my
Speaker 1: friend is having a party. If you want to go,
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, great, And you show up and
Speaker 1: it's ICE's funeral.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 2: What your Yeah.
Speaker 3: You can't leave. That's number one. If you leave, then
Speaker 3: you know something's up. Hey, this guy signed up for this.
Speaker 1: That's my theory, and it's it's revealed shortly after this
Speaker 1: that Gut is still in the gang. The guy whose
Speaker 1: fingers they chopped off is still in the gang.
Speaker 3: Poor Gut nowhere to go.
Speaker 1: And uh, Nancy knows he's a cop, and they and
Speaker 1: Joe Cold Johnston Cold. Yikes, John Stone, I'm mixing this out,
Speaker 1: John Stone, Joe Stone Cold. He's like, hey, I can't
Speaker 1: explain to you the backstory, but I have a mack
Speaker 1: truck of myth. Would you like would you like to
Speaker 1: buy a mack truck of meth? And Chains is like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I would like to buy a mack
Speaker 1: truck of myth. It's ready right now. So they do
Speaker 1: this deal and they go to a dock and there's
Speaker 1: an undercover FBI agent who starts haggling with with Stone
Speaker 1: about the price, and then Stone kills him. They staged
Speaker 1: the death, which again I'm really starting to think that
Speaker 1: the ATF was just like, no, we're good. We watched
Speaker 1: we watch Stone Cold in real life, same beats. So
Speaker 1: this this this FBI agent died quote unquote, but he
Speaker 1: was pretending to be a drug dealer, and the cops
Speaker 1: are supposed to follow the truck, but like, I didn't
Speaker 1: understand why this went so poorly? Chains basically takes a
Speaker 1: right turn instead of a left turn, and the cops
Speaker 1: are like, whoa, where did they go? What is going on?
Speaker 1: Like they are bewildered by this, and Joe's like.
Speaker 3: Somewhere else, That's why the deal was supposed to happen,
Speaker 3: somewhere else. And then Chain's derailed the deal.
Speaker 1: Yes, and Owns thought, this is my deal. Change and
Speaker 1: he's changed, and He's like, well, I have to change
Speaker 1: things up. And then Joe says, to some lady was
Speaker 1: sitting on his motorcycle during this conversation, he was get
Speaker 1: off my horse. I thought that was pretty bad ass
Speaker 1: calling it a horse. Yep, And he meets up with
Speaker 1: Lance and Lance is like, so wait a minute, so
Speaker 1: there's now a truckload of meth on the street, like
Speaker 1: we did. He gave also, why did they use real
Speaker 1: meth for this deal?
Speaker 3: That's when Lance realized that Stone is a bad cop,
Speaker 3: like he's bad at that job, like he's this is
Speaker 3: why he was suspended.
Speaker 1: And uh, Joe said, not only that, they just said
Speaker 1: they're implementing crack the whip, which means they're going to
Speaker 1: kill the governor whip. So he was like shit, and
Speaker 1: Joe says, I have to go back alone, and the
Speaker 1: FBI is like, okay, that makes sense. What Lance.
Speaker 3: Lance also makes the brilliant point again Stone when the
Speaker 3: deal goes sour and he's like to change, like what happened?
Speaker 3: And Chang's like, I gotta do what I gotta do.
Speaker 3: He just leaves. So if I'm changed, I'm like, yes,
Speaker 3: you are a cop, Like why did you just leave now?
Speaker 3: Like I know when you're mad at me, but like
Speaker 3: you're part of this gang, right, Like why do you
Speaker 3: just leave? So then when Lance goes back, Lance is like, well,
Speaker 3: now he thinks you're a cop. Like there's no way
Speaker 3: he doesn't you You just walked out of there and
Speaker 3: left after the deal went bad, like they definitely think
Speaker 3: you're a cop now. And so I's like, no, we're.
Speaker 1: Good, No, we're good. Don't worry about it. Man, He's so.
Speaker 1: Joe then follows Stone Johnstone, Joe Huff follows the truck
Speaker 1: of meth, shoots with like a handgun while on a motorcycle,
Speaker 1: shoots the trailer hitch and detaches it from the truck
Speaker 1: driving it, which is impossible. Then the truck of meth
Speaker 1: goes off into a gas station and explo.
Speaker 3: Loads huge explosion, huge.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's recap. We made a real truckload of
Speaker 1: meth before the FBI. We lost it and it's not
Speaker 1: on the street. It exploded. We also completely decimated like
Speaker 1: a city block and a gas station, and we arrested.
Speaker 1: We arrested zero people.
Speaker 3: Also, one of the culprits who the police were involved
Speaker 3: in the chase killed, their body vanished.
Speaker 1: And Joe was seen by the drivers shooting the truck
Speaker 1: of meth. And then he shows up at the biker
Speaker 1: Fortress the next day in the daytime and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is he doing? Yeah, yeah, so he said. He said,
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, Joe, what's going on? Chains really wants
Speaker 1: to see you. Sorry, hey, John hay Stone, Change really
Speaker 1: wants to see you. And he's like okay. And then
Speaker 1: she Dane says betrayal as a bitch, And you think
Speaker 1: Nancy ratted him out, but Nancy actually never said he
Speaker 1: was a cop. And it's who is it that comes
Speaker 1: back from the dead somehow. I don't know where he
Speaker 1: came from. I thought he was in prison. It's the
Speaker 1: spider spider ear tattoo guy yep.
Speaker 3: Guy.
Speaker 1: So he's, like I told, he starts mocking Stone. I
Speaker 1: was like, this guy's obviously dead. So Chains instead of
Speaker 1: you know, cause like I thought, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I thought the girl routed him out.
Speaker 2: That's how closely I watched this movie. I thought, I
Speaker 2: wrote the notes that the girl basically told him that
Speaker 2: he was a cop. But no, it was it was
Speaker 2: a spider. Yeah, you're right. I remember him showing up
Speaker 2: and saying, whatever he thought, you got rid of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, perhaps it was their romantic connection. But you know
Speaker 1: in the Sopranos they talk about how whenever you don't
Speaker 1: get murdered like a James Bond, you nobody tells you
Speaker 1: their plan. It's like your friends come up to you
Speaker 1: smiling and then everything goes black and you're shot in
Speaker 1: the back of the head. So they should just immediately
Speaker 1: kill Stone in every way. But instead Chains turns and
Speaker 1: shoots Nancy to death. And I thought, for sure, oh,
Speaker 1: she's like wearing the bulletproof vest. There's gonna be a
Speaker 1: callback to that. Nope, she's dead. Nancy's just dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So so then they decide, you know what's Stone, because
Speaker 1: you know you're a rat and you're a cup. We're
Speaker 1: gonna keep you alive for this whole mission, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna bring you along as like a hostage, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna assign guys to watch you to make sure you
Speaker 1: don't escape, and you're gonna be there the whole time.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why not kill him? Why kill Stone?
Speaker 2: I had to look up after the fact, like why
Speaker 2: is Stone alive on the helicopter?
Speaker 1: Like what's he doing?
Speaker 2: What happened? Like how is he not dead? Like I
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 1: I have just no idea.
Speaker 3: They were going to use him as like the bomb.
Speaker 3: They were going to drop him with the bomb attached
Speaker 3: onto the capitol.
Speaker 1: Why why this?
Speaker 3: I could not believe the movie went to this scale
Speaker 3: after like I'm not kidding you, Like I was like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, this is gigantic. I was like, and that's
Speaker 3: what I said. I think the ending plan is that
Speaker 3: Chains thought you'd become ruler of the known earth, Like
Speaker 3: that was like his plan, because like this, this plan
Speaker 3: is so insane. You would have so much military and
Speaker 3: like government and police on you. You could never follow
Speaker 3: through on this.
Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah I did. Well. I will say to give
Speaker 1: the movie a little bit of credit to be that
Speaker 1: the guy and Duck and Donut's arguing that The Patriot
Speaker 1: is a good film. So they changed does play Russian
Speaker 1: Roulette with Stone, and Stone survives the Russian Roulette. So
Speaker 1: James is like, all right, that's the universe telling me
Speaker 1: to keep you alive. And I do respect that they
Speaker 1: portray Stone is very afraid in this moment because he
Speaker 1: does think he's going to die, because why would he not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you know, Lance Hendrickson doesn't look like the Lence
Speaker 1: Hendrickson I know in this movie. He's he's like long,
Speaker 1: greasy hair, he is a beard, he looks like a biker.
Speaker 1: And then they cut to him looking like Lence Hendrickson,
Speaker 1: clean cut, clean shaven dress as a Catholic priest, and
Speaker 1: I thought, cannot wait to see where this is going.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I was like, this must have infuriated him to cut
Speaker 3: his hair. The change not change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he betray He's dedicated to crack the whip. So
Speaker 1: they they are going to their so basically, also, I
Speaker 1: kind of appreciated the the logic of this isn't just
Speaker 1: stupidity where they're like, let's have another trial where we
Speaker 1: re sentenced this guy, the guy who killed the priest
Speaker 1: who was sentenced to forty five years in jail whip.
Speaker 1: The governors trying to get him sentenced to death, so
Speaker 1: instead of just having another trial, because it like that
Speaker 1: would make no sense in real life, but you know,
Speaker 1: why would the movie care. They actually show that. It's
Speaker 1: like being appealed to the Supreme Court and it's guarded
Speaker 1: by bodyguards, metal detectors, and Chance just walks in there
Speaker 1: with like a fucking machine gun in his pocket. But
Speaker 1: they go, oh, father, you set the metal detector off.
Speaker 1: And he's like rosary beads and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Okay, So they Max's dad from It's
Speaker 1: Always Sunny. I don't know his character name. Do you
Speaker 1: know his character name?
Speaker 3: I don't know his character name. Yeah, he was like
Speaker 3: a former military god.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But he's like, you know, there's a guy that's
Speaker 1: actively in the army who's friends with Max dad because
Speaker 1: Max dad used to be in the army and I
Speaker 1: was in this motorcycle gang. So he goes to his
Speaker 1: buddy in the army and he's like, I know, you know,
Speaker 1: we're doing illegal shit. We're a gang, and you get that.
Speaker 1: But I'll kick you some money if you give us
Speaker 1: like a military hall helicopter and nine hundred guns. And
Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, sure you. How how do you
Speaker 1: get to steal a military helicopter?
Speaker 2: Goose?
Speaker 1: That's good to know, ironic based on his death. So
Speaker 1: they so Goose steals a military helicopter, and they decide,
Speaker 1: just like James Bond, we are going to tie you
Speaker 1: up Stone in this helicopter. We have brought another person
Speaker 1: on the helicopter solely to watch you the entire time.
Speaker 1: And we're just doing this just to fuck with you
Speaker 1: and make you see all of this. And they're flying
Speaker 1: above the capital. What is it? Is it Jackson? Is
Speaker 1: it Jackson, Mississippi?
Speaker 2: That's the capital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think they're in Jackson. They're flying over
Speaker 1: the courthouse and I'm like, just throw stone, just throw
Speaker 1: Stone out of the helicopter.
Speaker 2: They're in Alabama, right, No, think Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Alabama, but this is in Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, got it.
Speaker 1: And I'm the one drinking Andy, Just throw Stone out
Speaker 1: of the helicopter. What what are we doing? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? But he's still and the way he's tied up,
Speaker 1: he's doing a bolt double bicep. They tied them up
Speaker 1: in a double bicep pose, and I'm like, yeah, they're gay.
Speaker 1: They they are attracted to him. There's no other reason
Speaker 1: to do this. And he's so fucking muscular he bought.
Speaker 1: He flexes his biceps and snaps the row to the helicopter,
Speaker 1: freeing himself. And if you if you are in a
Speaker 1: helicopter and you decide to fight everyone on board, you
Speaker 1: are all dead. The helicopter is crashing. There's no scenario
Speaker 1: where this helicopter is not crashed. But they have so
Speaker 1: what I don't understand the plan of the bomb. What
Speaker 1: was the plan of the bomb? Because Chance is hoping
Speaker 1: to get out of there, right, I.
Speaker 3: Think it was meant to be a distraction to bomb,
Speaker 3: take the attention away and go from there. So I
Speaker 3: think that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of like in Die Here with a Vengeance,
Speaker 1: they want to distract with the terrorist threat so they
Speaker 1: can steal they can rob the four the Federal Reserve exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, smart.
Speaker 1: Stone manages to Jesus Christ, Chucky Stone manages to get
Speaker 1: the bomb out of the helicopter, throws it out a helicopter.
Speaker 3: It explodes with the guy that's the guy who was
Speaker 3: on the helicopter with him. He explodes with the bomb.
Speaker 3: He puts it in the guy's shirt and kicks him
Speaker 3: off the helicopter and that guy is liquefied in mid air. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to say that from here on out, you
Speaker 1: may have thought that this movie's kind of ridiculous, but whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like kind of typical stupid action movie.
Speaker 1: And I was almost a little disappointed, like, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought this would be more ridiculous from here on out.
Speaker 1: This is dialed up to about a twelve out of ten.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I almost was like, did someone else take
Speaker 3: over this movie? After he realized, wait a minute, this
Speaker 3: is not big enough, because I'm like, what is this
Speaker 3: from It's just so it just completely changes. It's so insane.
Speaker 1: I just don't think this would ever happen now, No.
Speaker 3: You would that even though shot just a helicopter, like
Speaker 3: being like ten feet off the street and going through
Speaker 3: a crowd of people, you would never see now you
Speaker 3: would never say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, because there's so much like the shootout in
Speaker 1: the courthouse, which we'll get to. There's just so much
Speaker 1: nowadays where i'd like terrorism, mass shootings. I mean this
Speaker 1: is ten years before nine to eleven. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: also like this does not have what I miss about
Speaker 1: movies like this. I could just enjoy them without it
Speaker 1: being tied to politics, where nowadays it's like if this
Speaker 1: came out, would would this be? Like I feel like
Speaker 1: everything now is like this is a mega movie and
Speaker 1: mega people love it, and I just don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with that. Can we just enjoy stupid action movies
Speaker 1: about dudes killing bad people without it being like politicized
Speaker 1: in any way?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said, right, you said Citizen Vigilante was
Speaker 1: really good?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? The U Bowl movie starring Army Hammer.
Speaker 3: I I have not seen that.
Speaker 1: No, No, that looks like the biggest piece of shit
Speaker 1: of all time. Uh you never talked a E Bowl? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy. Do you know think he boxed a critic?
Speaker 1: Do you know about that?
Speaker 3: Remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Army Hammer?
Speaker 1: No. No, So there's this directory named I think it
Speaker 1: might be Yui Bowl? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 3: I called it? Is that how it said? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Yu Bowl Yue Bowl. But
Speaker 1: he's a director and he's known as like the worst
Speaker 1: director of all time. He's made I don't know how
Speaker 1: he keeps getting work, but he's made some of the
Speaker 1: worst movies of all time. And he challenged a film
Speaker 1: critic to a like a charity boxing match, and they
Speaker 1: actually did it. This was like twenty years ago. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is maybe my favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 1: Chane's just sitting there as a priest in the trial
Speaker 1: and the Supreme Court decides, we are overturning the verdict.
Speaker 1: We are going to sentence this man to death, or
Speaker 1: we're overturning the sentence, not the verdict, and Chaans notices
Speaker 1: that the guy who was an FBI agent during the
Speaker 1: drug deal, who was killed on the dock, who was
Speaker 1: actually faking it and had like blood squibs under his chest.
Speaker 1: He sees that guy. So he realizes, oh shit, that
Speaker 1: guy didn't actually die, he was an FBI agent, and
Speaker 1: he's not pleased. I would say.
Speaker 3: It's the best acting in the entire movie. Like when
Speaker 3: that guy sits down and they just cut to Lancenrick's
Speaker 3: in his face. I just started laughing. He just looked
Speaker 3: so irate, he just looked so so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So the first thing he does he pulled
Speaker 1: when he pulls out his gun is he says to
Speaker 1: that guy, this time is for real, asshole, and then
Speaker 1: just annihilates. That's all.
Speaker 2: The guns are huge in this last sequence, like no
Speaker 2: one has a normal sized weapons.
Speaker 3: Like space guns. They're insane with a.
Speaker 2: Flat it's like three feet each gun three feet long.
Speaker 1: And then Chains proceeds to kill everyone in the courtroom
Speaker 1: and all of the Supreme Court members kills them all.
Speaker 3: Like I said, planning to rule the earth after this.
Speaker 3: That has to be the plan.
Speaker 1: Oh, Like, like I can't even imagine. This is you
Speaker 1: know five stars in Grand Theft Auto when there's tanks
Speaker 1: and jets constantly coming after you no matter.
Speaker 3: What you do.
Speaker 1: And they show they show a truck like a like
Speaker 1: a Mac truck backs through a window in the courthouse
Speaker 1: and when they open the back of the doors, just
Speaker 1: motorcycles fly out. Dudes like a dozen dudes on a
Speaker 1: motorcycles fly out of the truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, motorcycle courthouse takeover.
Speaker 1: The motorcycle takeover. And I couldn't believe this. So the
Speaker 1: Governor Whip, this whole movie was based on. They want
Speaker 1: to kill the Governor Whip, Chane said, goes up to
Speaker 1: him and says, this makes me think of my father's
Speaker 1: last words, don't son that gun is loaded, which is
Speaker 1: a pretty good line, and then he actually kills Whip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Whip dies. Everybody in court dies, the Supreme Court dies,
Speaker 1: and you're.
Speaker 2: Surprised by Whip dying.
Speaker 1: Why, Like, what what action movie have you ever seen
Speaker 1: where the whole plot of the movie is this evil
Speaker 1: gang is trying to kill this like famous person and
Speaker 1: then they succeed. The hero does not stop them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I did to think about that. I
Speaker 2: was just thinking everyone's dying like.
Speaker 1: That never happens. Nobody ever decides. Yeah, you know, everybody's dying.
Speaker 1: And in a Bosworth later recalled in a twenty fourteen
Speaker 1: screening after watching the film, his son said to him, quote, Dad,
Speaker 1: you didn't really save anyone. Everyone died, every single person,
Speaker 1: every single person. So then it cuts to these motorcycle
Speaker 1: gang members are riding motorcycles through like this ornate marble
Speaker 1: courthouse and it looks like an alien landing in my backyard.
Speaker 1: It just seems so out of place.
Speaker 3: So just also, no, the biker guys, a few of
Speaker 3: them decided to go in disguises. The other ones do
Speaker 3: not no, no security in this building at all, just
Speaker 3: none today.
Speaker 1: I mean they're probably were instantly killed. It would be
Speaker 1: like January sixth. I mean what if those what if
Speaker 1: everybody on January six had a motorcycle and a machine gun,
Speaker 1: those security guards would have been defeated or those cops
Speaker 1: would have been defeated in five seconds.
Speaker 3: This honestly, I maybe again we're giving the writers and
Speaker 3: creators everych uestion. And this reminded me a lot of that.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, just because the visuals, how these
Speaker 3: guys like this looks a lot like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, that would be that would be quite
Speaker 1: a twist if in the sequel Chains was elected president.
Speaker 3: There, I don't think. I think that's a full blown.
Speaker 2: Takeover, so that we sorry, go ahead, Andy, Do you
Speaker 2: think Judstone did anything positive in this movie? Just basically
Speaker 2: what you're saying, No, did he do anything good?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: They have like the protagonist did nothing.
Speaker 1: Nancy died, got gut died, Ryan was really torn up.
Speaker 1: That mudfish died. All the Supreme Court justices died.
Speaker 2: He didn't kill Chains. The other his partner killed Chains.
Speaker 2: Whip Whip died, So he didn't do anything positive.
Speaker 3: Lance didn't need him. Lance would have solved the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a terrible idea, Terri.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And also keep in mind, earlier in the film we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about this. Lance was like, we have enough
Speaker 1: to arrest these guys for racketeering, and Stone is like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have to stand undercover because we can get them
Speaker 1: for so much more. We can get them for like terrorism, murder.
Speaker 1: They'll all go away forever. So Lance is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if Lance had just arrested Chains for racketeering, none of
Speaker 1: this would have happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't save anyone, He doesn't do anything positive.
Speaker 2: But he walks out of there like head hell tie.
Speaker 1: He looks like a fucking badass is what he does.
Speaker 1: It looks great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he tails me. I was reading individual articles about
Speaker 3: the making this movie sound insane, early filming, early casting.
Speaker 3: I don't know the details, is why. I'm just kind
Speaker 3: of like, holy.
Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't really like I only my research only
Speaker 1: went so far for this film, Nordon.
Speaker 3: I'm literally just gonna was like, Wow, there's like relocation
Speaker 3: to Arkansas. Final weeks on Gulf Coast, a full strike
Speaker 3: went out with the workforce on the crew.
Speaker 2: Wow, just stitch this thing together.
Speaker 1: Well, all this masterpiece. So Max's dad, who's Goose, is
Speaker 1: flying the helicopter and Stone has a gun to his
Speaker 1: head and is directing him what to do, like pull up,
Speaker 1: pull down, go left, go right, and he's just listening
Speaker 1: to him. And I'm like, if you're a Goose, I
Speaker 1: mean you're fucked. You stole a military helicopter to kill
Speaker 1: the governor. You might as well just crash the helicopter
Speaker 1: into the courthouse. Why are you listening to Joe? Why
Speaker 1: are you valuing your own life?
Speaker 3: At this point, the only ball of the helicopter he
Speaker 3: has to bring it.
Speaker 1: Back and and there, so like all the cops in military,
Speaker 1: there are shooting at shooting at this helicopter, and obviously,
Speaker 1: and then Lance sees Joe and the cockpit holding the
Speaker 1: gun to Goose and he goes, oh stop, it's Joe.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, shoot that motherfucker down with the bazooka.
Speaker 2: Joe's got nine lives.
Speaker 1: Joe's cat, uh, he sure does so. So then when
Speaker 1: Chaine's sees that Joe is controlled the helicopter. I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard at this part because this is like a
Speaker 1: well orchestrated terrorist attack. They've been planning for months, and
Speaker 1: there's one hundred guys with different roles. They're all on
Speaker 1: walkie talkies. When Chain sees the Joe's control of the helicopter,
Speaker 1: he says into the walkie talkie to everyone, uh, quote quote,
Speaker 1: everybody bail, You're on your own instantly, You're so deep,
Speaker 1: You're so deep in What do you mean, everybody bail?
Speaker 1: You're on your own? Oh so I wrote this is
Speaker 1: fucking completely genuinely insane. Joe's shirt is now the shirts
Speaker 1: off for the rest of the movie, basically his shirts
Speaker 1: wide open. He's looking great, just ripped. He shoots up
Speaker 1: a motorcycle in a hallway and the motorcycle instantly explodes.
Speaker 3: Every time a vehicle is struck with one bullet, it's
Speaker 3: a nuclear level blast in this entire moment.
Speaker 1: One of the one of the best, one of the
Speaker 1: best lines in Last Action Last Action Hero is when
Speaker 1: Arnold goes into the real world. He shoots a cab
Speaker 1: and it doesn't blow up, and he goes the Tuxi's
Speaker 1: a bulletproof but he mudfish kills poor gut, so poor
Speaker 1: gut of his finger chopped off. He just dies.
Speaker 2: He sacrifices himself for stone right the stone like around
Speaker 2: the corner, and then got jumps.
Speaker 1: Kind of he kind of hesitates for like a second.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like save his life or anything, so guts life.
Speaker 1: The hero pointless.
Speaker 2: And Joe Joe Joe's life appaently, No, you're right, Actually
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 1: No wonder he was suspended. Yeah, Joe shoots mudfish out
Speaker 1: the window. Joe shoots mudfish out the window and he
Speaker 1: launches like five thousand feet. Yeah, but this is one
Speaker 1: of well sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3: Ryan lands on the car. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments in the movie as well.
Speaker 1: So Joe is holding a gun. On the other side
Speaker 1: of the of the hallway, like fifty yards away is
Speaker 1: a guy on a motorcycle with no weapons, and he
Speaker 1: sizes up Joe and he's like, I'm going for it.
Speaker 1: He thinks gun versus motorcycle, I got this motorcycle wins.
Speaker 1: We all know that game. So he revs up his
Speaker 1: motorcycle starts charging a Joe. Joe immediately kills him, just
Speaker 1: shoots him and.
Speaker 3: Kills him, Like so what just the balloon just like done?
Speaker 1: And then do you guys remember about how Joe.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, we didn't talk about how Joe jumps from
Speaker 2: the helicopter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how does he jump from the helicopter? I
Speaker 1: don't remember.
Speaker 2: He Joe off the helicopter, threw a glass, and then
Speaker 2: he just at the at least my YouTube video hit.
Speaker 2: The next state is him running into a wall like
Speaker 2: he has vertical running into a wall after he just
Speaker 2: jumped from the helicopter, through glass, through a building, and
Speaker 2: then he just beats up a guy. He turns around
Speaker 2: and beats up a guy after he's.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That's a great point because there's
Speaker 1: this like giant ornate marble hallway I mean sorry lobby
Speaker 1: that's like three stories tall with a glass ceiling, and
Speaker 1: he just falls through the glass ceiling three stories lands
Speaker 1: on the marble ground like on his feet, and he's fine.
Speaker 2: They showed him like running into a wall. It was
Speaker 2: like he just walked into a wall casually. That was
Speaker 2: the vaccine through the glass.
Speaker 1: That's a great point, Andrew, thank you say. And what
Speaker 1: during the game of Chicken that Joe easily wins with
Speaker 1: the motorcycle guys, the guy gets shot off his motorcycle.
Speaker 1: Then do you remember what happens to the motorcycle.
Speaker 2: The helicopter flies out.
Speaker 1: It gets launched out of a window like a ballistic
Speaker 1: missile and explodes the helicopter that Goose is still inside of. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He then has chained essentially dead to rights, and he
Speaker 1: decides to let him live. I don't know why everyone
Speaker 1: else died. Everyone.
Speaker 3: He's the life you should save.
Speaker 1: It's it's honestly like Batman letting the Joker live. How
Speaker 1: many what does he say? How many people? I am
Speaker 1: murdered by letting you live? So he let's he lets
Speaker 1: change like I'm gonna let the system because I believe
Speaker 1: in in law and order. I'm gonna let the system
Speaker 1: decide your fate. Uh. And what what happens from here? Ryan?
Speaker 3: He the FBI take in Chains, but Chains is behind them.
Speaker 3: Bizarre to let him out of the sight, and he
Speaker 3: sees it. One of the ages is a gun.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on going on, a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of hijinks. So the classic movie slow motion thing.
Speaker 4: He pulls the gun out and it's gonna shoot Joe.
Speaker 3: Boom. We just see Chains flip backwards dead and we
Speaker 3: cut to the smoking gun of Lance, the FBI agent
Speaker 3: doing his best Reginald vel Johnson from Diehard Exactly.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just yeah, they just alright stole that, not
Speaker 3: even a question about it. But yeah, Andy.
Speaker 1: I want you to describe this is maybe the best
Speaker 1: end credits I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: Agreed, Yep, So Chains dies and then I don't even
Speaker 2: know if there's any words, but Joe just walks out
Speaker 2: of the courthouse covered in blood. There's like heavy metal
Speaker 2: music playing, and he's just slowly walking out in the
Speaker 2: credits role, he's no shirt on, no shirt, He's Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's incredible.
Speaker 1: It looks like everybody staring at him, like what is
Speaker 1: what is this guy doing? He just walks out. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a complete and utter failure as a cop. I guess.
Speaker 1: So he actually the one time he caught someone Chains,
Speaker 1: that man slipped out of custody and then was gonna
Speaker 1: kill again and Lance had to step in and do
Speaker 1: something about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his undercover job didn't go well.
Speaker 1: No, and sorry, Ryan, were you just gonna say something?
Speaker 3: No? No, no.
Speaker 1: There was rumors that there was going to be a
Speaker 1: sequel for this, but they never got the money together. However,
Speaker 1: somebody wrote in a review, because like, this is a
Speaker 1: type of movie that was so hated when it came out.
Speaker 1: Obviously everybody thought it was stupid starring a failed NFL player,
Speaker 1: and in the years that passed a lot, it grew
Speaker 1: a lot of cult fandom. And somebody critic wrote, I
Speaker 1: didn't write down the name of the critics, this is
Speaker 1: a perfect B movie. And I thought that's a total
Speaker 1: slam dunk way to capture this. It's a perfect B movie.
Speaker 1: It's not good, but it's not trying to be good.
Speaker 1: It's very entertaining and fun. It knows what it is.
Speaker 1: It's self aware, and it's just like, yeah, you couldn't
Speaker 1: really expect more from what this is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's good in their roles, right, Like Stone is likable,
Speaker 2: the bad guys are like at least kind of like quirky,
Speaker 2: and the plot is just like, let's just rush to
Speaker 2: the action.
Speaker 3: And it's definitely a thing of like a lot of
Speaker 3: like probably mid to late eighties, and then obviously with
Speaker 3: this like early nineties thing of like these movies, the
Speaker 3: only way they were going to stand out was to
Speaker 3: just peals the metal on this kind of stuff. If
Speaker 3: you guys ever remember you guys know Rutger Hower. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: there was a movie on USA all the time where
Speaker 3: Gene Simmons from Kiss played a terrorist who like killed
Speaker 3: Rutger Howard's partner in the beginning of the movie and
Speaker 3: he killed them in some terrible way and he has
Speaker 3: to like capture him and bring him in, and like
Speaker 3: the end of the movie is like he captures and
Speaker 3: brings him in and he had this worker house character
Speaker 3: like left the FBI because of what happened to his partner.
Speaker 3: He's like a bounty hunter or something like that, and
Speaker 3: he has Geene Simmons hostage with a grenade in his mouth,
Speaker 3: and he's just like, okay, I got him. Here he is,
Speaker 3: and then the FBI is like, okay, well, you know
Speaker 3: it's you know, here's your fee if he's if he's alive,
Speaker 3: it's you know, five hundred thousand dollars. And he's like okay,
Speaker 3: and then they're like, well dead, it's only like ten thousand,
Speaker 3: and he just pulls the pin out of Jean simmons
Speaker 3: head and he's like, well, fuck him, and then they
Speaker 3: like Jean Simon just blows up and the movie just
Speaker 3: ends and it's just like that's the whole point in
Speaker 3: istry to remember that one stupidly insane moment and like
Speaker 3: this is what this is, Like this is the same thing.
Speaker 3: It works, and like you guys said, like you don't
Speaker 3: see also stuf like this anymore. You really kind of
Speaker 3: just don't see them this real. As corny as this is,
Speaker 3: you just don't see this. It reminded me a lot
Speaker 3: of we did Sudden Death, like the helicopter goes to
Speaker 3: the stadium they did. It's just so cool to see that.
Speaker 3: I was surprised because I don't know if you guys did.
Speaker 3: I was once googling the movie. They said that there
Speaker 3: was a sequel called Back in Business, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, I gotta see this. But it's it is
Speaker 3: a sequel, but it's not where it's. His name is
Speaker 3: Joe Elkhart and he's like a former cop returns from
Speaker 3: to active duty from an undercover mission for the FBI
Speaker 3: with this partner. It's a different movie.
Speaker 1: Is it is it Bosworth?
Speaker 3: It is Bosworth, He's in it.
Speaker 1: It's the is Lance in it?
Speaker 3: No Lance, It's Joe Tory, Brian James. But like that's
Speaker 3: the description movie, but it's not a sequel to this,
Speaker 3: but it was yeah.
Speaker 1: And I don't I don't understand this, but like Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal is still making movies and I don't understand how
Speaker 1: who was paying for them and who was watching them.
Speaker 1: But Bosworth has been in like a million, you know,
Speaker 1: straight to DVD action movies that I've never heard of.
Speaker 3: It's a big industry for a lot of guys. Yeah,
Speaker 3: someone watched them. I think that they didn't do it.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't make them right.
Speaker 1: And this is the type of movie that I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that Tom McGee was in this because when I
Speaker 1: started this movie, especially the era it was in, I
Speaker 1: was like, if a professional I would bet my life
Speaker 1: a professional wrestler is going to show up in this
Speaker 1: movie to some capacity based on like the era, what
Speaker 1: what these movies were. I mean, it's still happening all
Speaker 1: the time. Like in the new Mortal Kombat movie, the
Speaker 1: villain was played by Nathan Jones, I was like, how
Speaker 1: old is he? He's fifty five. He's gonna be done
Speaker 1: so many steroids to look like that at fifty five.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm a big I'm honestly a big boss guy.
Speaker 1: I I wasn't like before watching the documentary and seeing
Speaker 1: this movie, I'm just like, yeah, man, I mean, he
Speaker 1: could have been so much worse. In my opinion, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was fine with this.
Speaker 2: He was likable. I wanted him to do well, not
Speaker 2: that he did, but.
Speaker 1: In another universe he was like the greatest professional wrestler
Speaker 1: of all time. But he never he never did any
Speaker 1: professional wrestling. A lot of guys did, like Mango McMichael,
Speaker 1: he was a he's a Hall of Famer for the Bears,
Speaker 1: NFL Hall of Fame and was like, had a big
Speaker 1: run in WCW. But no, Bosworth never never did anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't do wrestling. It seems very logical, especially his
Speaker 2: career ended early, and.
Speaker 1: I know he went into I think that he thought
Speaker 1: it was that was never I think he thought he
Speaker 1: was above it. Because I feel like now, I feel
Speaker 1: like at this point in pop culture, the nerds of
Speaker 1: one like mainstream everyone loves Pokemon and comic books and
Speaker 1: pro wrestling, like athletes and celebrities come out of the
Speaker 1: woodwork talking about how they love pro wrestling. But I
Speaker 1: feel like back then, you know, he's like, I'm an
Speaker 1: NFL player, I was one of the top picks in
Speaker 1: the draft. I'm I want to be an actor. I
Speaker 1: think he would think he's the butt. Pro wrestling would
Speaker 1: be below him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would think of the same thing I was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think especially other contemporaries of his who tried to
Speaker 3: be successful actors who did it, did like like even
Speaker 3: like like look at like obviously Stallone who was an actor,
Speaker 3: but like Arnold was a bodybuilder, call Weathers as well.
Speaker 3: Like so many people were in the sports industry before
Speaker 3: moving to action and could succeed really well. So I
Speaker 3: wouldn't be shocked if they were like, let's follow suit
Speaker 3: with us and think like wrestling was a bit below them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought you when wrestlers at the time tried to
Speaker 3: be in movies, they weren't considered as successful. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I think if you did it, you didn't really go anywhere.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know Hulk is in Rocky, but like, still.
Speaker 1: I want to see a draft pick. He was, but
Speaker 1: he was in the supplemental draft, which I don't fully understand.
Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed to be in the regular draft. One
Speaker 1: of the reasons he got kicked off Oklahoma because when
Speaker 1: he got suspended for steroids and then he wore the
Speaker 1: shirt making fun of the NCAA. Barry Switzer, who later
Speaker 1: coached the Cowboys to a Super Bowl, was like, I'm sick,
Speaker 1: youre shit and kicked him off Oklahoma. But he played
Speaker 1: there for three years.
Speaker 2: So definitely has a personality. You know, he was like
Speaker 2: a personality and everything he did. So that's that's something
Speaker 2: I feel like he made a name for himself.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta read you this story. Before the
Speaker 1: season opener at Denver, Bosworth trash talk to Denver quarterback
Speaker 1: John Elway. At the game, ten thousand Denver fans wore
Speaker 1: T shirts reading what is a Bosworth Nothing? However, the
Speaker 1: fans did not know that Bosworth's company manufactured the shirts.
Speaker 1: Good for him. Yeah, so all right, well it's been
Speaker 1: an hour this this podcast. But we've had so many
Speaker 1: podcasts at this point over the fifteen years we've been
Speaker 1: doing this that were longer than the movie. This is
Speaker 1: way longer. This is two hours and fifteen minutes, and
Speaker 1: this movie's like eighty five minutes. But it's that fucking good.
Speaker 1: What is your stone cold advice? Mine would be Mine
Speaker 1: would be see this, Mine would be just just have
Speaker 1: fun with a movie like this. It doesn't need to
Speaker 1: be You don't need to be a snob. And that's
Speaker 1: the thing, is like I'm gonna pat myself on the back,
Speaker 1: which I do every day. I love going to like
Speaker 1: a Michelin Star restaurant and having a seven course meal.
Speaker 1: I think that's so cool and fun. I also love McDonald's,
Speaker 1: and I think that that and Ryan's the same way,
Speaker 1: and I think that that's how I view movies too,
Speaker 1: Like you can find enjoyment and fun in every kind
Speaker 1: of genre and quality of film if they know what
Speaker 1: they are and they're doing it the right way. Yeah, Andy,
Speaker 1: what's your stone cold advice? Is?
Speaker 2: Confidence is everything? I guess because I just feel like
Speaker 2: he's a very confident guy and it got him a
Speaker 2: lot of places. Right. He might not be a good cop,
Speaker 2: he might not be good at this, but he was
Speaker 2: confident all the time. He's in the grocery store, like
Speaker 2: these guys have no shot. He knows it. He's getting
Speaker 2: guns put in his face, He's going into biker gangs
Speaker 2: with bulletproof vests. He stays confident. I would say confidence
Speaker 2: is everything. Go boss, Go boss, boss.
Speaker 3: Man, Go boss. There's the line in this movie that
Speaker 3: Stone says to Lance and says, look, Lance, there's a
Speaker 3: time to turn it on, and there is a time
Speaker 3: to turn it on. So if you guys aren't watching
Speaker 3: powers Lap, I don't know what the hell you're not doing.
Speaker 3: So check it out, turn it off. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Ryan, that is, he's all about the ad revenue. Always
Speaker 1: be closing. Also, A I D A. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what it stands for, Like remember that was the other one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's totally right. Also I have too. I just thought
Speaker 1: of two more pieces of stone Cold advice. Number one,
Speaker 1: listen listen to Ice. Always listen to Ice. He's your
Speaker 1: considiary for a reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Number two stone cold advice. If you're approaching Stone Cold,
Speaker 1: do not kick him in the stomach because he will
Speaker 1: catch that kick. He will spin you around and you
Speaker 1: just fell right into a stone Cold stunner.
Speaker 3: So boom boom wards to live by.
Speaker 1: That's one of one of the one of the hardest
Speaker 1: Ryan and I ever laughed at. Like a pro wrestling
Speaker 1: moment is poor Mick Foley is there's a scene where
Speaker 1: like mankind is befriending Stone Cold, and for no reason,
Speaker 1: stone Cold stunts him and then gets right in his face,
Speaker 1: flips him off and says, DTA. It means don't trust anyone,
Speaker 1: you stupid piece of trash.
Speaker 3: It's if you can find it on YouTube. It is
Speaker 3: so funny because it's not like he had a mic
Speaker 3: in his hand, so it's like a camera might caught it.
Speaker 3: So he's screaming this in this guy's face two inches
Speaker 3: from his face. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Oh but if you wanted to catch us on Twitter,
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Speaker 3: No one had.
Speaker 1: Scumbag. Scumbag that exion for trying that man should be
Speaker 1: shot into the sun. Who has used your name? But
Speaker 1: also I love how Andy's user name is the most
Speaker 1: boring possible thing Ashley's husband one two three.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's all It's all I got going.
Speaker 1: Uh, but yeah, send us your send us your tiktoks
Speaker 1: and your truth socials. You know that's we're all all
Speaker 1: over that social media ship. So thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Andy for coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it anytime he's at work right now,
Speaker 2: which is hilarious, So like, what are you doing here? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just cleaning people dedicated to the pod.
Speaker 1: The less thens as as you call them.
Speaker 3: WO.
Speaker 1: All right, on that note, thank you for listening. Catch
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