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That's why I think it's so using. 38 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:02.560 It's like, I hate this, I don't I wish this 39 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:09.919 didn't exist. Uh, but welcome back to the powers. Like 40 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.159 if if Power Slap was a podcast, power Slap is 41 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:18.479 to sports as Cuff's Basement is to podcasting. Welcome really, 42 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:29.400 Welcome back to the Stone Cult podcast with hosted by 43 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:43.080 Andrew Kelly woh guest starring Ryan and his friend Tim. 44 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:45.560 Up and right in the basement heat. 45 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:46.560 We got it. 46 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:52.080 That's goddamn right. So where we left off as they 47 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:56.639 were rejoining at their wonderful biker Fortress. So Ryan, why 48 00:03:56.639 --> 00:03:59.800 don't you describe the biker fortress because you seemed amused 49 00:03:59.800 --> 00:03:59.960 by it. 50 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:05.759 This is when this movie was going to next level. 51 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:16.120 They arrive at what looks at first like apocalypse fortress shack, 52 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:20.399 and there's just a bunch of bikers just hanging out, 53 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:25.680 laughing at each other. There's just bizarrely these women showers 54 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:31.040 in the middle of the front yard, just women naked showering, 55 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:35.199 And just the most insane thing I think I've ever 56 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:38.560 seen is in the middle of this montage, they just 57 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:42.480 show a kid pushing a stroller, just walking right across 58 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:44.639 the screen, and I was like, and he's not like 59 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:46.600 dressed as like one of the bikers, nor does the 60 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:48.240 stroll like it's part of the biker So I was like, 61 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:50.439 this kid just ended up in the wrong neighborhood and 62 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:52.720 was just like cutting through. It was the most random. 63 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:55.279 I was like, what I legit rewound it. I was like, 64 00:04:55.319 --> 00:04:58.240 what is this kid doing here? Like it made no sense. 65 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:02.439 And the the Walking Dead like when society has failed. 66 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:06.439 They at some point they come across a prison that 67 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:09.800 like survivors have taken over because it's a good spot 68 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.879 to defend from the zombie apocalypse. That's what this is. 69 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:17.120 But it's just like they legitimately have it surrounded in 70 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:21.480 barbed wire with guard towers, and there are bikers standing 71 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:25.399 sniper guard with guns. Where are the cops? You can 72 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:30.439 you can't, you can't do this. You can't do it, 73 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:34.519 And like all of these men are psychopaths. They're drunk. 74 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:36.959 They're shooting and fighting each other and stabbing each other. 75 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:43.680 But they're disgusting. They're fat, hairy bikers, ugly beards, and 76 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:46.120 there's just a group shower in the middle of the 77 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:50.240 yard of all playboy play mates. Like these women are 78 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:55.920 gorgeous and they're not like biker chicks. They're like, you know, 79 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:59.399 like I said last episode, Miss April nineteen eighty nine, 80 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:04.120 what are you doing there? Where is your dad? Like 81 00:06:04.199 --> 00:06:05.199 what was your upbringing? 82 00:06:05.319 --> 00:06:05.439 Like? 83 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:09.600 What is wrong with you? I'm just gonna share. He's 84 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:12.279 in the Brotherhood. I'm just gonna shower here in front 85 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:13.240 of everyone. 86 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:19.959 I think it's a loyal environment. It's like, you know, 87 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:24.720 a family environment. People feel safe there. Chains has built 88 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:28.439 a culture of family and our color still run. 89 00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:31.800 Are you Are you hiring for the Brotherhood? Yes? 90 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:35.560 I don't. I don't think. I can't remember what branch 91 00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:37.439 of the military, but there was a branch of the 92 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:42.680 service that adopted the slogan from this movie God Forgives. 93 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:46.639 The Brotherhood doesn't. But then but then they internally they 94 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:49.720 were like, this is based on a neo Nazi biker gang. 95 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:54.160 Let's let's not do this. But they are. They're Nazis. 96 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:58.160 There's Nazi flags with Swatsika's everywhere, so it's more like 97 00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:05.079 the Arian Brotherhood. And in this hangout, Ice again says 98 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:06.920 I don't trust to one. I think he's a cop, 99 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:11.920 and I wrote ice equals correct. Uh, And we see 100 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:17.079 Max's dad from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah, he's 101 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:20.800 just the sketchiest person on earth, so it's it's just 102 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:22.920 natural to cast him as a biker. But he's one 103 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:27.160 of the members of the gang and they're watching a bit. 104 00:07:27.319 --> 00:07:28.399 Oh sorry, go ahead, Ryan. 105 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:32.040 He's also one year, I think one year later in 106 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:37.600 the Red Triangle Gang in Batman Returns a Baby. 107 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:48.920 Yeah, I completely forgot about that. Uh sorry. Stone shows 108 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:53.199 up to the compound, has a gift for Chains and Andrew, 109 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:56.000 what is the gift? Same thing I got you as 110 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:56.519 your best man. 111 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:58.920 Gift, by the way, bulletproof vest. 112 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:03.360 God damn right. And then what is how does Chains 113 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:04.560 receive it? What does he do? 114 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:09.600 Chains? You know, Chains is a jovial guy. He's laughing, 115 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:11.759 just having fun. He says, put on the vest. Put 116 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:14.680 on the vest. Stone, Stone puts it on, and Chain 117 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:21.240 shoots him and the boss goes flying back over table. 118 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:24.399 And then this is this is probably my favorite part, 119 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:28.680 is when the boss takes takes Chains and says, don't 120 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:32.399 play games with me, Chains, because Stone is clearly playing 121 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:36.960 games with him. So it's a little bit calling the 122 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:38.240 tea kettle whatever. 123 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:42.720 I understand the peacocking of trying to join a gang, 124 00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:44.960 and be a bad ass. But you like you can. 125 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:48.320 You know, Slim Charles is a badass in the wire. 126 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:50.360 He's not gonna go up and like punch Evan on 127 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:53.039 the face to show how coffee is. That's just a 128 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:55.480 bad idea. So I don't think Joe really knows what 129 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:59.519 he's doing here. But you did text me don't ever 130 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:01.879 mess with me. Changed, So I wanted you to describe 131 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.120 that scene. But I did appreciate the realism of him 132 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:06.840 being shot with the bulletproof vest because a lot of 133 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:09.679 movies it's like you're getting shot with a paintball gun 134 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:13.320 if you wear a bulletproof vest but this movie is like, no, 135 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:16.360 you get rocked if you get shot with a bulletproof 136 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:18.519 vest on, which is realistic. 137 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:22.879 Plus, this entire has set up that anytime a person 138 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:27.480 falls or is punched, you're getting rocketed back sixty plus 139 00:09:27.559 --> 00:09:30.720 feet easily. Yes, doesn't matter what it is. Yeah. 140 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:31.960 Yeah. 141 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:37.200 And change is basically like, so this guy Whip is 142 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:39.360 the he's run Is he running for governor? 143 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:39.559 Or? 144 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:40.759 Is he? Is he the governor? 145 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:44.120 I believe he is the governor, right, That's what I thought. 146 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:47.559 Okay, So Whip wants to this biker that got forty 147 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:51.159 five years in prison for murdering a priest baptizing a baby. 148 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:55.480 He I can't believe I said that sentence. He they're like, 149 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:57.840 we gotta kill. They're basically indicating like, oh, we gotta 150 00:09:57.879 --> 00:10:01.360 kill Whip. So Chang is like, you know what, man 151 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:06.240 to Stone, I really like you. I want you to 152 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:08.159 be in the gang. We're gonna kill. This is the 153 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:12.879 governor of this of Mississippi. And then Joe says, Joe 154 00:10:12.960 --> 00:10:17.200 is Johnstone, Joel Huff, Brian Bosworth. Joe says, what's in 155 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.159 it for me? Which is a very fair question, And 156 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:21.360 do you remember the answer? 157 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:25.440 Colors? 158 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.080 Yeah, colors, colors. 159 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:31.559 Man, colors man. The jacket of the gang. 160 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:34.360 Is why the loyalty of the gang. 161 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.600 The jacket of the gang has an SS logo on it. 162 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:44.919 Another yikes, and Chain says, if these colors hit the ground, 163 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:47.120 even in a fight, I will peel your skin off 164 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:51.440 with a knife. Knife dipped and shit, great line. 165 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:56.679 That maybe you laught so hard. It was just so yeah. 166 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:59.639 And I thought I really would love a scene of 167 00:11:00.200 --> 00:11:02.960 like Stone is leaving somewhere and he just falls off 168 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:06.799 his motorcycle, looks like a big idiot, just stand out 169 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:07.679 so badly. 170 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:15.440 Uh, dunking it off afraid of Shade seeing it. 171 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:20.320 He can't he can't even ride one. All right, Well, 172 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:22.960 I just I just asked for Ryan's permission. I'm gonna 173 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:25.960 I want Ryan to tell the story of when Ryan 174 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:28.960 which I was totally against this because Paul talked about 175 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:31.080 this too for a while, of like getting a motorcycle, 176 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:34.080 and as total I just think motorcycles are I worked 177 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:38.000 in insurance. Motorcycles are stupidly dangerous and I've gotten in 178 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:41.120 arguments to people about it, and it's there's nothing to 179 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:43.879 do with the motorcycle rider. Because I handled a claim 180 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:46.639 where the motorcycle rider was one hundred percent in the right. 181 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:49.320 They were not speeding, they were wearing a helmet, they 182 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.480 have the right of way, they're being super safe. Motorcycle 183 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:55.720 guy was zero percent in the wrong and a car 184 00:11:56.279 --> 00:11:58.080 darted out in front of him. If he was in 185 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:01.120 a car at the motorcycle rider, he would have been fine, 186 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:04.120 but he ended up because this dumb ass cut in 187 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:06.480 front of him. He lost his leg and he was 188 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.399 like twenty five years old. So it has nothing to 189 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:11.320 do with how good of a motorcycle rider you are. 190 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:14.200 People are stupid and you're just putting your life at 191 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:19.279 unnecessary risk. But Ryan decided this is a real story 192 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:22.200 by the way, that he was gonna get his motorcycle license. 193 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:23.720 So Ryan, I will let you take it from here. 194 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:29.799 Sure. Yeah. So there was a training class based in Framingham. 195 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:32.960 When you finished the class and you can get your license, 196 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:35.919 they actually will test you that day. It's like Bounty 197 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:42.159 Hunter School and King of the Hill. So I did 198 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:46.360 the training class and test and completely butchered it. I 199 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.799 could not, for the life of me think about it 200 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:50.879 now and still can't wrap my head around it. The 201 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:55.799 controls of the bike in terms of handling, throttle, everything 202 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:58.519 could knock get my head around it. And everybody else 203 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:02.039 in this class clearly had been riding for sometime. So 204 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:04.840 I think I fell over on the bike maybe four times, 205 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:08.639 and it's very heavy, just the heads up. So uh, 206 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:12.399 they were like okay, And the guy was an absolute saint, 207 00:13:12.639 --> 00:13:15.480 and he was just like he's like hey man, He's 208 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:18.679 like hey, you know, it's like I just don't think 209 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:20.279 this is going to work. And I was like, oh, yeah, 210 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:23.399 you're right. He's like, yeah, I don't. I don't think 211 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:24.519 you should ever do this. 212 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:27.440 And I was like, don't don't ever ride a motorcycle. 213 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:29.039 We don't want to give you a license. 214 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:31.159 And you know, I was like, I was like, that's 215 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.919 I said. I'm learning that lesson the hard way. He's like, yeah, 216 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.559 what are you gonna do? No worries. They very nicely 217 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.080 do the credit. Didn't have to do this, but gave 218 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:38.840 me my money. 219 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:41.960 Back, which was they could. 220 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:43.200 Have been like, you wasted your own time, it's your 221 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:45.799 own fault. They very kindly called me after, okay, we'll 222 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:48.639 give your money back. They probably were more like, just 223 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:50.519 don't get on the bike. We'll give your money back. 224 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:51.639 Just on a bike. 225 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:56.159 But uh, lesson learned and spurred you to do it. 226 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:57.600 Like what did you just know? 227 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.759 It was twenty It was summer of twenty eighteen or seventeen. 228 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:07.440 I had heard about it and I was like, oh, 229 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.639 something I always wanted to do. My dad rode one 230 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:14.360 when he was younger and then got one in like 231 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:17.080 his mid forties and then rode for like ten years. 232 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:22.600 So I was like, okay, why not? And then I 233 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:24.360 don't know what. I just saw the class. The class 234 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:26.879 was I think it was only like three hundred bucks. 235 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:30.039 It wasn't bad, so I was like, Okay, getting the 236 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:33.799 permit is literally just like a written test, like you 237 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.519 would like a like a regular license test. Once you 238 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.000 were a permit, by the way, you can ride on 239 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:39.440 your own. 240 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:40.440 Yeah. 241 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.120 So it's like I was like, oh, this must not 242 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:45.519 be meeting, like, this must not be that hard, right, 243 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:49.320 there's gonna let you do it. So yeah, which was 244 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:52.399 probably the obviously the wrong lesson to learn there, but yeah, 245 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:55.279 I don't know, I think about that. I don't know why. 246 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:56.519 It was like, oh, it should be cool to do 247 00:14:56.879 --> 00:14:58.399 and the class and only a weekend, so it was 248 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.679 like a huge commitment. And that was of course completely 249 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:04.200 not thinking about, yes, you should be riding and practicing 250 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:05.759 on your own, like oh, they'll teach me to ride 251 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:07.159 and I'll be fine. They'll give you a license in 252 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:16.840 five hours. Yeah. Yeah, so that's an idiocy and haven't Yeah. 253 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:18.879 My dad did it too, like he was practicing in 254 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:21.600 the backyard, like and I remember like he was trying 255 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.919 to get a permit or so he was practicing and 256 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.039 the bike kept he kept like falling over, and I 257 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:27.919 remember like I would go out and like help lift 258 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:29.559 the bike, and I was like, why are you doing this? 259 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:34.679 I don't remember it was like I want to I 260 00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:36.759 want to learn how to do it. And I was like, okay, 261 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:41.799 likes heavy. Yeah he learned. Yeah, I think he got 262 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:43.519 the I think he got the permit, not the license. 263 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:45.480 And Rent said like, I think you can ride with it. 264 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:47.720 Yeah, so but it was. 265 00:15:49.159 --> 00:15:52.080 It wasn't like all the time riding after that, just 266 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:52.919 like recreational. 267 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:56.480 Yeah, yeah, that's it. I just yeah, sorry, I think 268 00:15:56.480 --> 00:16:02.720 it's idiotic. Also, if you think Sons of Anarchy, maybe not, 269 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:04.720 I don't want to say it's a bad show because 270 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:07.919 I love the cast of Sons of Anarchy. There's a 271 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:10.600 lot of really good actors in it. If you think 272 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:13.759 Sons of Anarchy is cool, like the Gang is cool, 273 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:19.120 Jacks is cool. You ever had like a Sons of 274 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:26.279 Belichick shirt? You are a loser. Loser I talk about 275 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:30.960 WAF people like WAF people would love Sons of Anarchy. 276 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.559 You are a complete I remember I was like, I 277 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.320 heard this show is really great. There's lots of great 278 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:39.320 actors in it. I watched the first episode and there's 279 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:43.279 a scene where some random dude just gets on Jackson's 280 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:45.759 bike in the parking lot. It's like, oh, look, I'm 281 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:48.639 on this boy to his girlfriend and then Jackson's like, 282 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:51.279 don't ever sit in another man's bike, and I thought, 283 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:54.600 I'm never gonna watch this again. That's the stupidest thing 284 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:58.279 I've ever seen. Anyways, that was. 285 00:16:58.240 --> 00:16:59.799 You doing that. You were the guy in the bike. 286 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.480 That is you? That is you. 287 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:04.119 Ah. 288 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:07.279 So after Joe. 289 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:14.440 Like, what is anybody from this movie in Sons of Anarchy? 290 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:16.000 I don't think so. 291 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:19.200 Then they made a huge mistake like what are we doing? 292 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:24.680 Like, yeah, I don't think so. It's kind of it's 293 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:26.640 kind of too big of a gap really. I mean, 294 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:29.480 like Ron Pearlman is old, but everybody in Sons of 295 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:32.400 Anarchy is kind of one of the dudes that I 296 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:34.839 think is in Sons of Anarchy that was in Brave Heart, 297 00:17:35.440 --> 00:17:37.240 is in the new season of House of the Dragon, 298 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:42.119 that like Scottish guy that has a scar in his face. 299 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:43.759 You'd recognize him Ryan. 300 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:49.960 Yes he was. Yes, he's ind a lot of stuff. Actually, yeah, yeah, you. 301 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:53.160 Think I was gonna say, do you think this is 302 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:56.640 like one of the worst gangs you could join? Spiker 303 00:17:56.720 --> 00:18:02.720 gang like in like, I don't know that Ax cult. 304 00:18:02.799 --> 00:18:04.720 That's more of a cult from Cobra. I don't want 305 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:06.519 to join that either. But this is like a gang 306 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:08.079 I don't like. 307 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:10.240 You know, if you want to get really intense, there's 308 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:13.720 you know, liberation armies in like the Congo where they 309 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:15.200 make you, they give you a gun, they make you 310 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:18.680 like kill a kid. I mean, sure, I'd rather do 311 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:24.759 this biker gang. But but no, this biker gang is terrible. 312 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.279 They lost their spirit. They originally were about one thing 313 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:30.759 and now they're about another. The Axe Cult just seemed 314 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:33.039 to like to cheer around fire, so they probably would 315 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:34.279 be a little bit easier to get into. 316 00:18:34.920 --> 00:18:39.039 Yeah, I forgot about Yeah what I'd rather be in 317 00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:41.480 the biker gang and the Axe Cult. They were in 318 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:47.680 Cobra where they were too serious. They didn't party. They're 319 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.559 more about like Satan than anything. 320 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:52.799 Do anything like the one him they ever showed them. 321 00:18:52.839 --> 00:18:54.680 They were just all running in a circle, like. 322 00:18:54.720 --> 00:19:00.160 Yeah, chanting around fire is the way you described that. 323 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:07.079 This fucking genius so Stone, after he falls off his motorcycle, 324 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:08.960 he gets up and he starts acting all tough, and 325 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:11.559 I realized he just pissed his pants, but he just 326 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:13.039 plays it off like it didn't happen. 327 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:16.279 That's the story of me riding. 328 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:21.839 We'll see you the embarrassed embarrassment. 329 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:24.400 Do you think the motorcycle it looks like Stone's riding 330 00:19:24.440 --> 00:19:27.039 a tricycle. To me, he's way too big. He's just 331 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:28.880 so big for the Blake, It's like he's little. 332 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.720 Yeah, he's jacked. 333 00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:34.960 That might have been I think. So. 334 00:19:35.400 --> 00:19:39.279 I actually this movie happened in real life and I 335 00:19:39.359 --> 00:19:42.440 googled it and it happened in real life after the 336 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:45.160 movie came out. So there's a famous story. It's a 337 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:48.440 book called Under and Alone, and it's about an actual 338 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:54.400 ATF agent named William Queen who infiltrated the Mongols Motorcycle Club. 339 00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:57.680 But this was in like nineteen ninety eight, so this 340 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:01.799 actually happened but after and it had a better end result. 341 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:05.720 But the next party they did in real life. So 342 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:10.119 in real life they suspected this guy, William Queen, was 343 00:20:10.160 --> 00:20:11.960 a cop, so they asked him to kill a guy 344 00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:17.279 and they the ATF, the government staged it so it 345 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:20.319 actually looked like he did kill the guy, which is 346 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:23.720 like sod was the government? Like where agents? Like, what 347 00:20:23.759 --> 00:20:26.400 do we do? Somebody's like I know just what to 348 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:28.880 do and they just pop in a VHS of Stone Gold. 349 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:33.400 I don't know, but we should do this. 350 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:38.000 Yeah, well, they just ship off the guy and they 351 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:40.480 don't supervise him for like a period of time. It's 352 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.599 just like we're gonna sending a plane and yeah, just 353 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.519 please don't come back. 354 00:20:43.799 --> 00:20:46.359 Well, so so change to explain to the listeners, Chains 355 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:50.240 tells Joe or Stone as a test, we need you 356 00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:52.720 to kill a guy and you'll recognize him because he 357 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:55.759 has a spider web tattoo on his ear. I really 358 00:20:55.839 --> 00:20:59.960 enjoyed the way Stone goes about confronting him in a club. 359 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:04.160 And this this dude, he's a biker kind of he's 360 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:07.279 like a drug dealer. He might be, I don't know, 361 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:11.039 but he's gross. He looks like a rat and he 362 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:13.960 has long, greasy hair, and he's like coked up in 363 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:18.000 a club and he's with his girlfriend, who is beautiful. 364 00:21:18.359 --> 00:21:22.039 Of course, of course he's just a tent. She's like 365 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:26.200 Denise and Roadhouse, who's the most beautiful woman of all time. 366 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:29.400 But do you remember like how this goes down in 367 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:32.599 the club when he confronts the spiderweb bear tattoo guy. 368 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:37.599 He's like, people are like celebrating because the guy did 369 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:40.079 a good job dancing in the club, and then he 370 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:42.319 gets over insists of the bar next or he stands 371 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:45.880 at the bar next to Stone and so I'm like, man, 372 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:49.000 that was really like incredible, like you did an amazing job, 373 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:52.079 Like you're so good at this. And then the guy 374 00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:54.599 realized that Stone is messing with him, so he's like, 375 00:21:55.119 --> 00:21:58.000 what's this all about? Man, He's like, should take about 376 00:21:58.240 --> 00:22:02.240 and he's like okay, and then Stone just crushes his 377 00:22:02.359 --> 00:22:06.039 head to the bar like three times. This guy is 378 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:08.240 also the guy he's doing this too, is not large. 379 00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:09.680 So he just murdered. 380 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:09.960 Man. 381 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:12.519 He just murdered this guy. There's no way he survived this. 382 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:15.720 And the guy is just like, oh, come on man, 383 00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:19.039 and then they just he just carries them out unconscious 384 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:20.880 and he's like, hey, everyone, nothing to see here, and 385 00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:22.759 he just like walks right out. Yeah. 386 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:25.880 Stone looks really good in the club. You know, he 387 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:28.240 had his he had his hair done, he had his 388 00:22:28.279 --> 00:22:34.720 club look. You know that was yeah, Stone Stone giving 389 00:22:34.759 --> 00:22:36.160 it to the the people. 390 00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:38.200 I mean, let's call a spade a spade. He's he's 391 00:22:38.200 --> 00:22:43.039 an attractive Man's. 392 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:42.559 Stone hot, not Stone cold? 393 00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:50.559 Oh Ryan? And yeah. Yeah. So basically they're like the 394 00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:54.359 the FBI just takes this man and ships him away 395 00:22:54.519 --> 00:22:57.119 and then they cut an ear off of a corpse 396 00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:59.160 and they bring it to a tattoo plar parlor and 397 00:22:59.200 --> 00:23:01.799 somebody tattoos is spider web on it and then Stone 398 00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:03.920 just comes back and throws the ear at them as 399 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:08.480 like here you go, and Chane says, basically, I told 400 00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:15.759 you to Ice, like Stone's legit, I still doesn't believe him. 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