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Speaker 2: Mac mac ma, oh yeah, it was totally blackout drunk.
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Speaker 4: Hey Nerds, Welcome back to another episode of three Beers Deep,
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Speaker 2: I'm here with Stu, I'm here and Max. So you
Speaker 2: guys know I'm like the calmest guy around, right of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah naturally, I mean.
Speaker 2: I'll bite.
Speaker 4: Yeah sure.
Speaker 2: So sometimes at work drives me absolutely insane. When I'm
Speaker 2: like walking towards the driver that shows up, like yeah,
Speaker 2: what's going on and the guy says that the exact
Speaker 2: same thing back that's going on, It's like, fuck, kill yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't want to leave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that all the time. And because I
Speaker 4: always give people how you doing? How you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 4: they'd be like you're supposed to say like or something.
Speaker 2: If I say something like that and they say the
Speaker 2: same thing back, I just stare.
Speaker 4: People treat it as like a greeting, just like I'm
Speaker 4: saying hi, Hi, Hi, No, how you doing It's I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. I'm here for this all right? Cool?
Speaker 2: Not how are you doing? You doing?
Speaker 4: Die? You definitely say it to like to like break
Speaker 4: up the monotony, right, because like sometimes you might get
Speaker 4: somebody who's just like, ah, had a fucking rough night,
Speaker 4: but I was drinking a lot last night.
Speaker 2: I did have a guy like that recently. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: life sucks. I'm like, oh I didn't. I don't care.
Speaker 4: That's why I say it because I actually like that.
Speaker 4: She's like, I don't want to talk too much about it,
Speaker 4: but I like hearing it. I'm like, he's got some
Speaker 4: tea this morning.
Speaker 2: That's he went a little too deep and said, you.
Speaker 4: Know this trauma dumping.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, I crashed this truck yesterday. It was like,
Speaker 2: it's like, so I went and bought a new truck.
Speaker 2: I run this company with my girlfriend, So I bought
Speaker 2: this new truck. But I didn't put her name on.
Speaker 2: And she's mad at me.
Speaker 3: I was like, sweet and cool.
Speaker 4: Now you're in a conversation where not enough. Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: We'll get you out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's that sucks.
Speaker 2: Ah, well that's crazy, man, that's uh, that sucks. Bro
Speaker 2: all right, your teeth are gross?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's where that's where I am. All right,
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 4: What are we drinking? Where are we at with that?
Speaker 2: I'm drinking this? Yeh, can't see the label. This is
Speaker 2: your Collision Band Brewing Company, Cleveland based. There we goes
Speaker 2: Ballard a robust border nice, pretty good.
Speaker 4: Is it Ballard or Bollard?
Speaker 2: It's b oh aar d, so I said Bollard. I
Speaker 2: don't know what that means me either. It's got a
Speaker 2: picture of a tug boat on it, though, so I'm
Speaker 2: assuming tugging some ship, dude, tugging one off.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm continuing with my chocolate lava cake stout.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Nice you've had that a few times?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 3: Then we got treated Jews.
Speaker 4: You trade money, cold hard cash. Got these sun cruisers.
Speaker 4: I'm on this strawberry lemonade one, very good. I love
Speaker 4: the sun cruisers.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, sounds good, and we'll get right into the rules here.
Speaker 4: So rule number one is everything here's a joke. Don't
Speaker 4: take us too seriously.
Speaker 2: Some might say rule one is on necessari.
Speaker 4: Well, we got to clarify. Rule number two is we're
Speaker 4: always right. It's our show. If you think we're wrong,
Speaker 4: fuck you. Rule number three is if you're listening and watching,
Speaker 4: you gotta drink along with us. Pop the top, Sip, sip,
Speaker 4: let's go. We're gonna pop the top on Max. Max
Speaker 4: says something here for us, Sure do, and we're about
Speaker 4: to find out what do you got for us here?
Speaker 1: Max?
Speaker 2: Today, today we're covering, well, starting a series on Halo Lord.
Speaker 4: Halo Lord.
Speaker 2: I know you could say Halo's kind of dipped in
Speaker 2: popularity in the last few years, but it's a game
Speaker 2: that brought us all together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: It's got some nostalgia for us, and I get it.
Speaker 2: That's some elite helmet. Shut the fuck up about it.
Speaker 2: We don't have.
Speaker 4: It's the closest thing we got, Okay, but yeah, cool,
Speaker 4: we got Loader lore, we got Star Wars Lord. Now
Speaker 4: we got some Halo lore. Yeah, yeah, hey Loo. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Alright, So the Forerunners were a super advanced Tier one
Speaker 2: world building species, whose empire, called the Ecumene, was spread
Speaker 2: across three million fertile worlds in the Milky Way about
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand years ago.
Speaker 4: Empire was called the Ecumene. Yes, well that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: What what does tier one means? Space faring?
Speaker 2: Like, like, they they're basically No, they're actually not the highest.
Speaker 2: There's Tier zero. Oh yeah, so they're they're basically just
Speaker 2: like they could like build planets basically.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well they did do that. Yeah, they did
Speaker 4: built those like core worlds or whatever.
Speaker 2: The fuck. We'll get to them. Okay. They also built
Speaker 2: a bunch of mass all we're getting to them right now.
Speaker 2: They also built a bunch of massive celestial installations, such
Speaker 2: as the Halo Array, two arcs and some shield worlds.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, their largest structure is the shield world zero
Speaker 2: zero six sarcophagus and Unfathomed. You know, I wrote this
Speaker 2: when I was sober. Unfathomed mobly, it's a really big thing,
Speaker 2: a really big dice in sphere. It's well big, it's
Speaker 2: a big thing.
Speaker 4: They don't die good, remember, he's all right.
Speaker 2: So it's a really big dice in sphere with the
Speaker 2: diameter of roughly the Earth's orbit around the Sun. No
Speaker 2: reaction from this guy.
Speaker 4: I'm busy. I'm getting my drinks ready here.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think I talked about it later, but
Speaker 2: it was at the time when it was found. It
Speaker 2: was actually shrunk down into like kind of like a
Speaker 2: slip space pocket. So it was like the side like
Speaker 2: a quarter, but you go in it's this fucking diameter.
Speaker 4: Of how do you even go into a quarter?
Speaker 2: It's slip space technology there, slipping it slide right in space.
Speaker 4: How do you get into a tight hole? You slip
Speaker 4: it out?
Speaker 2: Moving on. There's also a bunch of random ship on
Speaker 2: the surfaces of planets, but that's not nearly as impressive
Speaker 2: as the dice in sphere thing. That's crazy. They thought
Speaker 2: of themselves as custodians of the milky the galaxy, and
Speaker 2: they held the mantle of responsibility, the core belief of
Speaker 2: their entire society, and the mantle this had been passed
Speaker 2: down to them by the precursors. That's the tier zero civilization.
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: They're basically like these guys build planets. I think the
Speaker 2: precursors basically could build like galaxies and ship Uh, we'll
Speaker 2: get to them later. For now, short version, they're even
Speaker 2: more older, even more older. God, I'm great, and they're
Speaker 2: more old. They're older and more powerful than the fore Runners,
Speaker 2: which is crazy because the fore Runners are fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah are they?
Speaker 4: Are we going to get into like their philosophy and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, getting into everything? I think maybe I say why,
Speaker 2: I like jump ahead or usually yell at you for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to get yelled at.
Speaker 2: They actually called themselves the Forerunners because they figured one
Speaker 2: day they would also be replaced eventually. Sounds like the
Speaker 2: als ooh, but the men, yeah, the Knold or fan
Speaker 2: or yeah. Eventually they thought that humans would replace them,
Speaker 2: giving humanity the title of reclaimers. The Covenant thought of
Speaker 2: the fore Runners as gods, copying most of their technology
Speaker 2: from ruins found throughout the galaxy. The Covenant also got
Speaker 2: real pissed if you messed with four Runner relics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like their holy ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we're gonna get into their physiology a little bit.
Speaker 2: I like this, like how the average is ridiculous. So
Speaker 2: they have an average hype of six foot six to
Speaker 2: thirteen foot seven. Holy fuck it makes sense to me.
Speaker 4: I mean it does sound a lot like humans. You're like,
Speaker 4: I mean a human could be like four or five
Speaker 4: all the way. I mean, I guess they could even
Speaker 4: be shorter than that. Yeah, like up to like eight
Speaker 4: feet average. Yeah, it's like four to eight.
Speaker 2: Their average weight is two forty to eight thirty. Holy fuck,
Speaker 2: there's skin colors grayish, pink. What are you gonna say?
Speaker 3: I would like to think that the shortest one is
Speaker 3: the eight hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: One six foot six eight.
Speaker 3: There's some humans that are six hundred pound life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, disgusting. Listen, weight, What are you doing if you
Speaker 2: have a fucking on thousand pound person in your life,
Speaker 2: don't give them food?
Speaker 3: Just let them survive.
Speaker 4: The motherfucker's starving around the world.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker a kid.
Speaker 4: Stop eating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't move, but for some reason, some dipshit
Speaker 2: is in their life. Still just handing them twet eat
Speaker 2: this cake.
Speaker 1: Cake.
Speaker 2: No you don't, now, I don't sit there, you have
Speaker 2: fat piece sh I'm done wiping your ass all right?
Speaker 4: Oh cleaning your rolls. The smell, you know, it's yeasty.
Speaker 2: Those roles are filled with sour dough.
Speaker 4: It just smells like like feet, you know, nasty feet.
Speaker 2: It was a gross There was a gross side. Was
Speaker 2: not happy about that side anyway. Usually the Forerunners are
Speaker 2: pretty tall and slender with flat noses. They're pretty human like,
Speaker 2: just with those kind of slight differences where they're a
Speaker 2: little bit weirder looking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have the no nose. Yeah, in Baltimore's style.
Speaker 2: They can also live for thousands of years, but I
Speaker 2: think that's more with like the assistance of their armors
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, imagine a thousand years.
Speaker 2: More than that we'll get to like some of the
Speaker 2: older ones in a bit.
Speaker 4: That's incredible. That would be crazy. That's ten times our
Speaker 4: lifetime basically.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it would be pretty nuts. So there's such
Speaker 2: a drastic difference between their sizes because of their mutations
Speaker 2: into different rates, which are actually which takes us right
Speaker 2: into their culture. Funner four Runner rates is really just
Speaker 2: like the caste system of their society. Yeah, there are
Speaker 2: six known rates life workers, warrior, servants, builders, miners, engineers,
Speaker 2: and juridicals. Manipulars are juvenile Forerunners who have not been
Speaker 2: mutated into a rate yet. Do they get to choose?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: What I mean, you're forced into it doesn't seem like it.
Speaker 4: He said, manipulated, you're going to be.
Speaker 2: They're called manipulars. I don't remember because I think this
Speaker 2: mostly comes to like three books. I can't remember the
Speaker 2: titles of them. But don't worry.
Speaker 4: About it, don't think about it.
Speaker 2: So there used to be theoreticals, but that rate got
Speaker 2: dropped after the human Forerunner war. And I know what
Speaker 2: you're thinking, Like you said, for runners are around one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand years ago. How did they get into war
Speaker 2: with humans? We weren't around it, weren't we?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, we were.
Speaker 2: Fucking spoiled.
Speaker 4: You straight up?
Speaker 2: Their all right? So in their society, builders were the
Speaker 2: top dogs, then miners, then life workers, then warrior servants,
Speaker 2: and after them is the engineers, and finally the juridical.
Speaker 2: They like the big They like to build big, old
Speaker 2: triangular buildings, and they like to write in glyphs.
Speaker 4: Now, it's like beams coming out of them. What are
Speaker 4: the juridicals? Were you gonna get into that?
Speaker 2: I think so? I think they're they're basically just like
Speaker 2: walking journals. Like I don't it's like history books.
Speaker 4: Basically, OK, but like a dude, like a mentat Yeah,
Speaker 4: kind of dune.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So now let's talk about their technology a little bit. Obviously,
Speaker 2: they were super advanced on the ground level. They had
Speaker 2: smart architecture. Basically, if you want to sit down, a
Speaker 2: bench would appear under your ass, hell yeah, and other
Speaker 2: things such as that.
Speaker 4: That's pretty sweet. You just start sitting down. You're just
Speaker 4: like with the confidence, like there's no chair in sight,
Speaker 4: You're just like one just appears.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I gotta take a ship. Just the wall
Speaker 2: comes up around you in a toilet.
Speaker 3: But then you can make it the comfiest toilet you want.
Speaker 3: It's like you just imagine answers like okay, there we go.
Speaker 4: Usually in the middle of like a hotel lobby.
Speaker 2: People like fun. They probably like, dude, shouldn't hurt it.
Speaker 4: I got a shit too, Actually, now you mention it
Speaker 4: just it just causes like yawning.
Speaker 2: But for shitting, everybody just a bunch of weird cylinders
Speaker 2: pop up a.
Speaker 4: Everybody's shitting in the lobby.
Speaker 2: It's cool, it's gone. You don't worry about it, all right.
Speaker 2: So also, everything they build is extremely durable and lasts
Speaker 2: for an incredibly long time, because you know, like what
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand years after they're dead. Humans find pristine
Speaker 2: well humans Covenant find pristine fucking architecture.
Speaker 4: Pretty cool underground too, like he's been buried because it's
Speaker 4: been so long.
Speaker 3: And they're not natural structures, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: It's not an intrastructure. No ship for it's fucking metal,
Speaker 4: don't bit.
Speaker 2: Through the power of science, they somehow made lights hard
Speaker 2: enough to drive across, or you could use it as
Speaker 2: a shield or as bullets. They even made a whole
Speaker 2: new species called hurrogox aka engineers. On a darker note,
Speaker 2: if they didn't like they're a full blown, like synthetic species.
Speaker 4: So the engineers were engineered.
Speaker 2: Gonna love that weird period of science.
Speaker 4: Watch what do YouTube?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: On a darker note, if they didn't like your species,
Speaker 2: they could evolve you back to the Stone Age. I
Speaker 2: wonder if we're going to get an example of that
Speaker 2: later in the episode. Probably not right, we're gonna The.
Speaker 4: Brutes did it to themselves.
Speaker 2: Forehead, so they also had super advanced personal armors preloaded
Speaker 2: with its very own AI. The armor made it so
Speaker 2: that they didn't have to sleep. It could also keep
Speaker 2: them alive for years without food or drink. Got a
Speaker 2: bad memory, gone need some info, it'll connect to the
Speaker 2: domain and get it for you don't feel like walking,
Speaker 2: it'll float your ass down the hall. Wow.
Speaker 4: So they just had like like data centers where they
Speaker 4: could just plug shit in delete things.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna talk about it later, but I
Speaker 2: just bring it up. The domain is basically a galaxy
Speaker 2: wide Wi Fi network.
Speaker 4: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. So I should add that these
Speaker 2: armor suits are just like you're every day walking around
Speaker 2: clothes basically.
Speaker 4: But it just does everything for kimonos. No, that was
Speaker 4: so fucking It's just the elites and kamonos for a
Speaker 4: little legends.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: So these armors ranged from class one to sixteen. Guilty
Speaker 2: Spark actually says that Chiefs armor or Chief's mulnair armor
Speaker 2: is only about a class two.
Speaker 4: It's like sixteen the highest.
Speaker 2: Then okay, yeah, it's basically dog shit geez, may as
Speaker 2: well just have a smeared dog shit down it. Wow.
Speaker 4: So that means the fucking what's his name, the dact
Speaker 4: the Dickda Dickda, his armor was.
Speaker 2: Way it's probably class sixteen because I mean he's the
Speaker 2: military commander. We'll talk about him and we'll.
Speaker 4: Just super outclassed chief was Yeah, craziness, all right.
Speaker 2: So they also created sentinels for building maintenance and even combat.
Speaker 2: You know, we can't forget about the monitors, just a
Speaker 2: little little fucking floaty guys that control a lot of
Speaker 2: their shit. You know. It's actually I don't think I
Speaker 2: bring it up in this episode, but that one is
Speaker 2: actually based off of a human mind. Guilty Sparkus is
Speaker 2: from a human mind. I think his name was Chokus,
Speaker 2: which you kind of follow him through those three books
Speaker 2: that was talking about.
Speaker 4: Oh that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually kind of tragic, you know what. I'd
Speaker 2: imagine they also have composers, but we'll get to those later.
Speaker 2: I'm all right, now I brought up the domain whatever
Speaker 2: skip that part. Well, I guess I can add that
Speaker 2: it feeds the information right into your central nervous system,
Speaker 2: so it's like Internet in your brain. Damn.
Speaker 3: And you see, like that sounds super cool. But then
Speaker 3: like today's modern day where.
Speaker 2: Everything's fucking's boobs all the time.
Speaker 3: Well, and then it's like some companies just feed you
Speaker 3: dumb ads. It's not it's just like fuck, I want
Speaker 3: to think this is sweep, And then I'm like that'd
Speaker 3: be so fucking.
Speaker 4: Stupid today's day. Oh god, it would be porn, hate
Speaker 4: mail and ads like fucking spam. God damn it.
Speaker 2: Look at these tits. Go buy some arms.
Speaker 4: I hate you. Fuck you. Your pence sucks. Phit of
Speaker 4: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Dog shit down what they're fucking talking about. Look at
Speaker 2: these tits. I want McDonald.
Speaker 4: You're just sitting there.
Speaker 5: Just shut it parted, all right, So with all that
Speaker 5: useless information in your heads, let's dive into their history.
Speaker 2: About fifteen million years ago these bitches. I must have
Speaker 2: started having a couple of drinks.
Speaker 4: At this point, these bitches.
Speaker 2: All right, So about fifteen million years ago, these bitches
Speaker 2: were seated by the precur There's not a planet called Gibalb.
Speaker 2: I think it's a weird spelling, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: roll with it. It's a paradise of a home world,
Speaker 2: but they fucked it up with their early experiments with
Speaker 2: interstellar trap green paradise. Yeah, demand they caused a series
Speaker 2: of novas scouring their planet with radiation, which lead us
Speaker 2: into the fore Runner Precursor War. After sucking their home
Speaker 2: planet up, I'm assuming advancing a bit farther with their
Speaker 2: technology and advancing a bit farther with their technology. The
Speaker 2: fore Runners decided to bite the hand that created them,
Speaker 2: and around ten billion years ago, they wiped out the precursors.
Speaker 2: They did this because the precursors refused to hand over
Speaker 2: the mantle. So to speak. It's more of like a
Speaker 2: metaphorical thing. They were led by the Master builder favor
Speaker 2: of will it might. Even though the precursors were a
Speaker 2: tear Zeros species. It's hinted that they let themselves be
Speaker 2: defeated because they were naive and didn't think that their
Speaker 2: creations would turn on them. I mean, you're fucking wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Once that was done, fore Runners became the dominant species
Speaker 2: of the galaxy. Like I said earlier, with an empire
Speaker 2: spanning three million worlds. They reached their peak around one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand years ago. This brings us to
Speaker 2: the human Forerunner War. Just about forty three thousand years ago.
Speaker 2: After they peaked, they got a little visit from us,
Speaker 2: a fucking human yo. Humans came in hot and wiped
Speaker 2: out one of their worlds for good reason. They did
Speaker 2: it to stop the spread of the flood. Fore Owners
Speaker 2: didn't know that, though, and started fighting back. At this time,
Speaker 2: human technology was on par with the Forerunners, so being
Speaker 2: led by a real asshole called the died Act.
Speaker 4: Wait, were the humans seated as well by the by
Speaker 4: the precursors?
Speaker 2: I think they might have been.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean that might be a different lore episode,
Speaker 4: so we could probably get into the I could do
Speaker 4: human lore different Yeah, okay, we'll get into that another episode.
Speaker 4: St tuned.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to make a call on that right now,
Speaker 2: but I'm assuming because I think the precursors are like, hey,
Speaker 2: humans are pretty sweet, should let them take over?
Speaker 4: Yeah? They favored them.
Speaker 2: Yeah so uh. Like I said, the fore Runners were
Speaker 2: being led by a real asshole called the Didact, and
Speaker 2: after about a thousand years of battling the flood on
Speaker 2: one side and the fore Runners on the other, humans
Speaker 2: were defeated. I should also add humans had some allies
Speaker 2: in the Sanshi aka the prophets. What got what? And
Speaker 2: apparently they were super sexy back in those days?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 4: There were some humans fucking dude.
Speaker 2: Probably well yeah, those long necks, all right, it's.
Speaker 4: The throat goat right.
Speaker 2: Humans got theirs though, and we killed all the fucker's children.
Speaker 2: The Didacts. Every one of us, kill us, knocked them out.
Speaker 2: Probably not worth it because we were devolved back to
Speaker 2: the Stone real quick.
Speaker 4: That the Didact always reminded me of Zod. Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is my sole purpose for which I was made.
Speaker 2: Were actually could get more into the Didact later in
Speaker 2: the episode, but like I was saying, it probably wasn't
Speaker 2: worth it because the humans were devolved back to the
Speaker 2: Stone Age and splintered into many subspecies. I think this
Speaker 2: is actually going to be a good point to take
Speaker 2: that camera break, because now we're getting into basically the
Speaker 2: four Runner flood War, which is going to take us
Speaker 2: to the end of the fore Runners.
Speaker 4: So camera break, respite, and we're back from our recipe
Speaker 4: that's foaming up. Oh god, whatever, zip it quick stip
Speaker 4: takes six.
Speaker 2: Fine.
Speaker 4: So Max is coming at us with some more Forerunner
Speaker 4: lore to continue on.
Speaker 2: The ship. My phone's that open. Hold on, keep talking.
Speaker 4: I think you said we're gonna get into the human
Speaker 4: Forerunner War, which happened a long fucking time ago, like
Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Speaker 2: I think it was forty three thousand. This is what
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 4: There you go, some three.
Speaker 3: Thousand years ago in a galaxy not so far away,
Speaker 3: because it's our own galaxy, which.
Speaker 4: Is actually impressive that the humans can come back that
Speaker 4: quickly from the Stone Age, like forty thousand years. I
Speaker 4: mean that's nothing in like the length of the galaxy,
Speaker 4: h exactly, just a burpid response. Yeah, we're very civilized here.
Speaker 2: If the timing works out, that's how that's the response
Speaker 2: to get some stony shit. Bad my name, bog. I
Speaker 2: don't fucking bash it with the club. It's not a threat.
Speaker 2: It's not a threat.
Speaker 4: It's close.
Speaker 2: It's a joke number one, all right. So now with
Speaker 2: humans out of the way, the foreigners had a new
Speaker 2: threat to contend with, the flood. Early on, the flood
Speaker 2: used captured non military vessels to penetrate local forerunners. Then
Speaker 2: full fucking pan dude, they did that. They penetrated the
Speaker 2: local foreigner naval blockhades. Goddamn that threw me off, so
Speaker 2: fucking bad.
Speaker 4: On, I am max coming ba.
Speaker 2: The flood would then land on four hunder planets and
Speaker 2: turn everything to shit. Eventually, the foreigners just started bombing
Speaker 2: the fuck out of their own planets to stop the spread.
Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, it didn't work. After a few hundred years
Speaker 2: of the war, the foreigners finally figured out, hey, we
Speaker 2: might be in trouble here.
Speaker 4: Oh shit.
Speaker 2: They stepped up their methods to stop the flood, and
Speaker 2: now they're destroying entire planetary systems by detonating their stars.
Speaker 2: They stepped up there.
Speaker 4: Just super nova. Dude, We're fucked.
Speaker 2: All right. So they stepped up their armor and placed
Speaker 2: some people into protective stasis. They also captured some of
Speaker 2: the flood and took them into M type installations to
Speaker 2: be studied. Don't ask, I don't know what the fucking
Speaker 2: M type stitch it was installation.
Speaker 4: I mean that's like when they have them on the
Speaker 4: Halo Ring and share on the Arc. They're just like
Speaker 4: in prison there to like study.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing worked, so they finally started to think, maybe
Speaker 2: we find the Halos. The er did act, though, wasn't
Speaker 2: having it, saying it would be it would betray the mantle,
Speaker 2: so er dictor actually, you know, I think I get
Speaker 2: into the well will died accent second here, I'll explain
Speaker 2: it later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that gets a little confusing there a little bit.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the war kept going to ship and the flood
Speaker 2: was starting to make grave minds all over the place
Speaker 2: their version of a supercomputer. I guess you could kind
Speaker 2: of call it that. They're almost kind.
Speaker 6: Of like prescient too a little bit, yeah, because I
Speaker 6: mean they have if they're absorbing all the minds of
Speaker 6: the fore Owners, they kind of kind of probably pieced
Speaker 6: together what's gonna happen seeing the past and the future.
Speaker 4: Best present in future Lisa, it's the grossest Lisa, and
Speaker 4: it is nasty. It's like slug boy. What's grosser slug
Speaker 4: boy or grave mind?
Speaker 2: Grave mind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's creepier.
Speaker 2: So the fore ownners made themselves some super spart and
Speaker 2: Scilla's their version of an AI. They made the Contender
Speaker 2: class and Sola mendicant bias. What though, it went rampant
Speaker 2: and wiped out a bunch of four runners on their
Speaker 2: capital world. If you want to call it that may
Speaker 2: Thrillian Mithra.
Speaker 4: Kind of sounds like Quortanta what Quartaa did. Yeah, she
Speaker 4: went rampant and fucked a bunch of shit.
Speaker 2: The crazy bitch. It jacked seven of the original twelve
Speaker 2: Halos and fired them fired at least one of them off.
Speaker 2: One was destroyed by bombardment, while the other six were
Speaker 2: destroyed trying to escape through some portals, and I don't
Speaker 2: think I had described the capital of the fore Runners earlier,
Speaker 2: but it's basically like if you took a planet and
Speaker 2: like sliced it and then like turned it on like
Speaker 2: central axis. It's fucking weird as shit.
Speaker 4: Like I think I understand what you're saying, Like you, yeah,
Speaker 4: you put on this central axis and then you like
Speaker 4: kind of like if you slice an apple and then
Speaker 4: just shift all the pieces. Yeah, it's like around to
Speaker 4: make like a spiral.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a crazy looking.
Speaker 4: Like a DNA strand kind of yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like a planet, a fucking planet sized?
Speaker 4: Why why did they do that? Just because it's cool?
Speaker 2: More space than it looks cool?
Speaker 4: They don't have any like magma magma in the core.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know if it was an actual planet,
Speaker 2: if they just built.
Speaker 3: The whole thing hollow installation planets or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they could have just built the whole thing like that,
Speaker 2: just like, look this fucking crazy thing, dude, what's it
Speaker 2: called the eighth brillion? All right, So after shit got shittier, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was definitely drinking this, the fore Runners made a new,
Speaker 2: smaller but more powerful halo. Al Right, The first twelve
Speaker 2: were thirty thousand kilometers across and had a much more
Speaker 2: directed beam. And now the new seven were ten thousand
Speaker 2: kilometers and had an omni directional attack. It just shoots
Speaker 2: out shit everywhere science.
Speaker 4: Omni war, Omni directional. Dude, that's everywhere, that's everything.
Speaker 2: You canta fucking watch up. Omni directional. Where's it coming from?
Speaker 2: Omni everywhere? Omni man, he's every man.
Speaker 4: But everywhere, man, motherfucker's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Man. So the librarian started scooping up as many species
Speaker 2: as she could, saving them on the arc. Also, at
Speaker 2: this point, the rd active active, the her didact is
Speaker 2: going a little nutty. He met up with the Primordial,
Speaker 2: which is like the last living remnant of the Precursor race, and.
Speaker 4: It kept one of them alive.
Speaker 2: Somebody did, They kept it in stasis somewhere. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And like the description of it is so weird, it's
Speaker 2: I probably should have wrote it in here. But it's
Speaker 2: got like a sting right head and like a bunch
Speaker 2: of fucking arms still look it up.
Speaker 4: So he looks like a It's a great mind.
Speaker 2: A more refined grave mind, I would say, which makes
Speaker 2: sense because of the Primordial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which I'm sure we'll get into it in another
Speaker 4: Halo Lower episode, but like, I yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 4: The cursors are the flood.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think it's like they were kind of
Speaker 2: like absorbing species, but then when they got betrayed and killed,
Speaker 2: they're like, you know what, fucking make the flood rampant
Speaker 2: as ship kill everything.
Speaker 3: Like this looks there's not a very good like clear
Speaker 3: head on picture. There's lots of like behind pictures, but.
Speaker 4: It's taking ash shots for Instagram.
Speaker 2: Like that's like from the behind, from behind, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: on the bottom right there, I guess, yeah, and there
Speaker 2: you go. Okay, it looks like a collector. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: kind of like a bunch of the species mushed together
Speaker 2: to look fucking crazy, kind of cool looking. So like
Speaker 2: I was, the Urdidact met up with the pre primordial
Speaker 2: and it blew his fucking mind. It made him a
Speaker 2: bit crazy, so he started composing people with the composers obviously,
Speaker 2: where it pretty much just melts their bodies and turns
Speaker 2: their minds into data so he could put them into
Speaker 2: mechanical bodies. So, because the flood absorbs biomass and turns
Speaker 2: it into more flood, felt.
Speaker 4: I love that thought. Like I've always thought of us
Speaker 4: like and this could be a pondering episode I guess
Speaker 4: in the future. But like I always thought of us
Speaker 4: as like data, Like our mind just logs all the data,
Speaker 4: Like we just have no USB to plug into to
Speaker 4: like upload it anywhere, Like it just stays right here.
Speaker 4: There's no like our cloud is with us.
Speaker 2: So I don't know's we do podcasts. We can just
Speaker 2: into data, the worst and dumbest data that can never
Speaker 2: be on the Internet, and it lasts for whatever future.
Speaker 2: Assholes listening to this, fuck.
Speaker 4: You dude, ten thousand years from now. Fuck you do.
Speaker 2: So fucking crazy? I alien. She's like, the fuck?
Speaker 4: What is this radio transmission? What are they talking about?
Speaker 2: A screaming at me?
Speaker 4: Why are they arguing over superheroes?
Speaker 2: Non existent superheroes?
Speaker 4: They're just young? What is this cong verse? Godzilla? Did
Speaker 4: this actually happen on their planet?
Speaker 2: A giant lizard like a giant moucking No, it's all
Speaker 2: I managin and they're rooting for them.
Speaker 3: It's pretty interesting though, Like thinking about the I don't know,
Speaker 3: I never really thought of it until you just brought
Speaker 3: it up. Like how like the flood is you know,
Speaker 3: absorbing all these the biomass and making like this huge
Speaker 3: date of it, and then the foreigners who are like, dude,
Speaker 3: that's fucking horrible, and then they just do the same thing,
Speaker 3: but they just turned them into data just cloud mass,
Speaker 3: and so they're doing the same thing. Both both parties
Speaker 3: are doing the same fucking thing.
Speaker 4: And then just put him into like warrior rate. Fuck
Speaker 4: damn dude, that is yeah, that's a good points too.
Speaker 2: I never thought about it like that.
Speaker 4: You some of a bitch, fucking hippocrpsy.
Speaker 2: So while all that's going on, the librarian is working
Speaker 2: against the er did Act because she's buying time for
Speaker 2: the Iso Didect to go to the arc and fire
Speaker 2: off the halos. Who's the Isodidact, ye ask, yeah, I am.
Speaker 2: Just before the er it's so stupid. Just before er
Speaker 2: Didct was locked up, him and ISO were hanging out
Speaker 2: a lot, so ISO decided to mutate into a di Dect.
Speaker 2: ISO's real name is born Stellar makes eternal last thing.
Speaker 2: ER's name is Shadow of sunderds Star.
Speaker 4: So like the die Act is a rate right, like
Speaker 4: we talked about earlier, did Act is a dude, And
Speaker 4: then like this other Forerunner was hanging out with him
Speaker 4: so much as like, dude, you're like fucking you're fucking sweet, dude,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take some of your DNA and basically become
Speaker 4: a copy of you that DNA. So it is the director?
Speaker 4: How did you get?
Speaker 2: Like you like, basically, how do you get that?
Speaker 4: You know how he got it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean the fore Runner suits. He probably just had
Speaker 2: the suits just fucking do it.
Speaker 4: No, No he didn't. That sucks, No he didn't. So like,
Speaker 4: is the dict a title?
Speaker 2: A ship? All right? You're asked questions, don't have the answer, or.
Speaker 4: Is it like it's just like I'm a guy, I'm
Speaker 4: the dieect best.
Speaker 2: Actually, now, the thing, I think it is a title
Speaker 2: because he was like the fucking top dog of all
Speaker 2: their military. So I'm assuming like he probably has his
Speaker 2: own mutations to make him into the best warrior possible
Speaker 2: and like the top of the line armor. So what
Speaker 2: the fun was the guy's name? Bourne? Stellar? Like he
Speaker 2: hooked up with the diet I just meant I just
Speaker 2: met he met up with him and he's like, hey, bro,
Speaker 2: you're pretty fucking cool. Give me that d give me
Speaker 2: them mutation.
Speaker 4: Gloo glood gloock.
Speaker 2: Man, I was so mature.
Speaker 4: Luckluck three thousand dude. Anyway, thank you for that thread.
Speaker 4: That's a clip, dude for sure.
Speaker 2: All Right, so how is the librarian buying time? You ask?
Speaker 2: She blasts that bitch with a binary rifle and traps
Speaker 2: him in the core of Requiem, where he can essentially
Speaker 2: scroll tiktoks until using the domain until he's.
Speaker 4: He got disintegrated, like like now, because when you use
Speaker 4: that in the game, it fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah turns into the data you're thinking about. Fucking Spartan
Speaker 2: level two armor. He's got that sixteen he was I
Speaker 2: think he was just injured, and she just like locks
Speaker 2: him up in that sphere at the center of Requiem
Speaker 2: so he could just hang out, like like I said,
Speaker 2: scroll tiktoks on the domain for until he's done with
Speaker 2: a little freak out there.
Speaker 3: You know, the super advanced things like how do I
Speaker 3: get him in there?
Speaker 2: Blast the fuck sh Alright. So with the er Didect
Speaker 2: locked away, the Librarian came up with a tricksy plan
Speaker 2: to keep the flood off of ISO's ass. She lured
Speaker 2: the flood to Earth with a fake out message. So
Speaker 2: Iso fires off the halos and as the flood is
Speaker 2: crumbling around her. It gives her little insight into the domain.
Speaker 2: Turns out it's not a forerunner invention. It was a
Speaker 2: precursor tool based on neural physics, and it wouldn't What
Speaker 2: the fuck does that even say? All right, never mind,
Speaker 2: I got it, and what you know it? Firing the
Speaker 2: halos is going to fuck up the domain. Oh so
Speaker 2: looks like the rd did act doesn't get his tiktoks.
Speaker 2: Fuck dude, he gets endless silence to stew it about
Speaker 2: how angry he is at everything. So he's just like
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 4: Thousand years darkness nothing, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have hooked up with that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Cheata and I his wife with her.
Speaker 4: Hey, what a great way to punish your axe.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It's weird because like the librarian treats them both like
Speaker 2: her fucking husband at this point. It's a little bit creepy.
Speaker 2: So dude, I think he is getting cooked by it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a damn no wonder. He is so fucking
Speaker 2: mad when he comes out of that sphere.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's a million year affair alright, So dude, who
Speaker 4: copied you?
Speaker 2: Sucks them off one time?
Speaker 4: Takes your haircut, I'm you all right.
Speaker 2: So, now that all the sentient life in the galaxy
Speaker 2: is dead, there's just a few four owners left on
Speaker 2: the lesser arc, including the Isodidact. After reseating life in
Speaker 2: the galaxy using the key ships, they decide to dip
Speaker 2: out on the galaxy altogether. They find a planet and
Speaker 2: settle down, giving up on their super advanced technology. ISO
Speaker 2: Mary's another one of the survivors, and they have a son.
Speaker 2: Are there still four owners out there? Possibly? Yeah, probably,
Speaker 2: but we're not quite done with there's few. I mean,
Speaker 2: you need like well I think.
Speaker 4: They we need like five hundred motherfuckers to restart.
Speaker 2: I think there were like a couple of thousand left. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I guess I kind of downplayed how many were left.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's enough to repopulate. But they're not like
Speaker 4: advanced anymore. Yeah, just like probably just confined to whatever
Speaker 4: planet they're on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But also you never know, like some of the
Speaker 2: guys could have been like, hey, we're gonna use technology again. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, So story isn't quite done yet because er
Speaker 2: did Act was locked up, but as we know, master
Speaker 2: Chief releases him and then kills him. Quote unquote and.
Speaker 4: That's the direct Okay, Yeah, I saw Iso dict Iso
Speaker 4: is the g the og no.
Speaker 2: Didact is the original.
Speaker 4: Oh he's the original. Okay, Okay, Iso is sorry confusing.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm trying to keep it as straight as
Speaker 2: you know. Things got a little weird there for a second.
Speaker 4: Try to keep it straight. But you know, dudes are hooking.
Speaker 2: Up all right. So, like I said, or did Act
Speaker 2: was unleashed by Chief and then he kills them at
Speaker 2: the end of Halo four. Go listen to Halo four
Speaker 2: if you want that whole story.
Speaker 4: Yep uh oh.
Speaker 2: Though didn't actually die in a comic book, he's essentially
Speaker 2: transported to Installation the zero three, where he starts working
Speaker 2: on finding more composers. He kills some Spartans, and luckily
Speaker 2: Blue Team is sent to investigate the dead Spartans. They
Speaker 2: show up and start for I think it's a black team.
Speaker 2: Black team. Yeah, so they show up and start fighting,
Speaker 2: but kind of get their asses handed to them. The
Speaker 2: Diadact wants the Monitor of Insulation zero three to transport
Speaker 2: it to Earth, where he could wipe out a fuck
Speaker 2: load of humans I think all of them really because
Speaker 2: why he's because his mind's still fucked up from having
Speaker 2: it blown by the It was pretty no, not that
Speaker 2: precursor like fucking blew his fucking mind to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: four runners ain't ship. Okay, he's not getting blown to
Speaker 2: get the DNA. This is this is a full.
Speaker 3: Mind blows different times.
Speaker 2: This is a mind blowing, not a DNA blowing all right,
Speaker 2: Where the funk was I God damn it. Eventually Chief
Speaker 2: sneaks up behind him and stabs that bitch in the
Speaker 2: eye Dict. He still doesn't die, though, and has Chief
Speaker 2: by the helmet about to kill him until the Monitor
Speaker 2: grows some balls and attacks the Didect. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: Eventually Chief drops a section of the ring that has
Speaker 2: the Didact and himself on it to the planet below.
Speaker 2: Chief is teleported away and the Didact dies. But oh wait,
Speaker 2: he is not fucking dead yet, not letely dead yet.
Speaker 2: His body's gone, but there was like five composers around
Speaker 2: him that exploded, which kind of got through his armor
Speaker 2: and destroyed his body. Whatever.
Speaker 4: Now he's just data yeah nexon.
Speaker 2: So his physical form was destroyed like Saaron, but his
Speaker 2: mind was sent to the outskirts of the domain. He
Speaker 2: meets up with some other Forerunners that were locked out
Speaker 2: of the car, and also his victims from the New
Speaker 2: Phoenix in Halo four, so like there's humans in there.
Speaker 2: He sees Kortana corrupt the Warden Eternal, and he actually
Speaker 2: helps Blue Team escape from Krtana at the end of
Speaker 2: Halo five. Even though he hates Chief, it's basically the
Speaker 2: lesser of two evils for him. I guess he's like,
Speaker 2: I hate Chief, Cortana is a bitch, and I hate
Speaker 2: He realizes Kurtan, like I just said, I realize that
Speaker 2: she's a much bigger threat. Krtana is pissed and traps
Speaker 2: him in all his worst memories. The librarian helps him.
Speaker 4: Like center, Yeah, yeah, he's in the shame rooms.
Speaker 2: The librarian helps him escape, but then disappears again.
Speaker 4: All right, does that mean he's still out there?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not done. I mean we're closing in
Speaker 2: on the end here. He also finds out that the
Speaker 2: composers that blew him up burned away the corruption of
Speaker 2: the flood left on him all those years ago, So
Speaker 2: like when the Precursor blew his mind to those basically
Speaker 2: flood corruption h just of the brain of his entire body,
Speaker 2: that's what drove drove him fucking nuts and on him
Speaker 2: to kill humans and all that.
Speaker 4: That's kind of cool because it like has the the
Speaker 4: contrast of like when Keys is in that fucking grave
Speaker 4: mind everything, but his brain is corrupted. Yeah, like his
Speaker 4: mind is still working.
Speaker 2: I mean, his brain was definitely fighting for us as
Speaker 2: much as it could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we see, it's just the opposite, you know,
Speaker 4: Like he got his mind, da got his mind blown.
Speaker 4: First thing corrupted was his mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Keys had his mind blown.
Speaker 4: Last thing was his mind and then getting corrupted.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool, all right, So the erdid Act
Speaker 2: has his sanity back. He continues to fuck around, eventually
Speaker 2: killing the word in Eternal, unlocking the core for himself
Speaker 2: and everyone else that was stuck outside the core of
Speaker 2: the Domain. He visits Kartana on installation zero seven, basically
Speaker 2: teung her she's a dumb bitch and maybe she was
Speaker 2: also corrupted by the flood, don't bitch. After that, Krtana
Speaker 2: sacrifices herself and leaves a message for him, but that
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. So finally at peace, he pulls out
Speaker 2: of the real world completely and enjoys the domain for
Speaker 2: all of eternity. He also finds his beloved wife and
Speaker 2: for some reason gets a happily ever after.
Speaker 3: Wait, the wife that cheated on him with dealer dude.
Speaker 4: Was cucking him.
Speaker 2: No, So as first as.
Speaker 4: Of four Runners man, he.
Speaker 2: Also lacked the domain, so like, no more of the
Speaker 2: human ais could break and be like we're falking omnip
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's the end of four Runners.
Speaker 3: So just you know, I always kind of wondered like
Speaker 3: if they were ever going to do anything in the
Speaker 3: games with that, since like the last time you see
Speaker 3: him in game, you kill him, but then you hear
Speaker 3: him talking and then you never see him again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they done that like two games in a row
Speaker 2: and Halo. It's almost like you should pick a fucking villain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really should, but at least think about what
Speaker 3: their story is going to be. Fucking just throw something
Speaker 3: on the wall.
Speaker 4: But I think they are on the right track with
Speaker 4: the Brutes though.
Speaker 2: I like making the Brutes.
Speaker 4: The main antagonist. They absolutely just do. They should have
Speaker 4: done that from the fucking beginning. Just make the Brutes
Speaker 4: now are the main conquerors like of.
Speaker 2: The Galaxy though actually kind of along these lines, do
Speaker 2: you guys know the new quartana AI's name the weapon,
Speaker 2: like the weapon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't. They never They didn't mention in
Speaker 4: the games, you know what.
Speaker 2: They did mention in a fucking book that a lot
Speaker 2: of people probably aren't gonna read.
Speaker 4: Of course they did. I mean there's so much Halo
Speaker 4: lower that goes on in books and all that versus
Speaker 4: like when you just play the games, you're kind of lost.
Speaker 2: Her name is joy Us. It's from like a poem
Speaker 2: that they say Kurtana talked about all the time, which
Speaker 2: she never mentioned once in books or the games, and
Speaker 2: they call her joy for short.
Speaker 3: Yes, fine, that's fine if it could have come up
Speaker 3: with something that actually tied back to the other games
Speaker 3: at or anything like nothing instead of.
Speaker 4: Call her like Court or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, they call her joy Us or joy
Speaker 2: And it's fucking insane that they did that in a
Speaker 2: book instead of the.
Speaker 3: Games, because even tease it in the games, like I
Speaker 3: think I know my name, and then they never like
Speaker 3: show you you think that would be like part of
Speaker 3: the next game, like what what is it?
Speaker 4: And like and like we mentioned that it's called Halo Infinite.
Speaker 4: There was limited limited, I mean limited you.
Speaker 2: Could go into the game and just infinitely wander around
Speaker 2: as long as you want, but not.
Speaker 3: Fight any enemies because they don't respond to shit and
Speaker 3: just wander nothingness. I mean, like I I like the lore,
Speaker 3: I just don't think they should have put that in games.
Speaker 2: I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think that you should have fought these things.
Speaker 3: And like, I don't know, I'd much rather would just
Speaker 3: like to stay grounded and fight Covenant and bruce things
Speaker 3: like that. But yeah, but Lord.
Speaker 4: School, Yeah, yeah, I've always kind of teetered on that.
Speaker 4: Like part of me likes all the extensive lore that
Speaker 4: Halo has, but part of me just likes being a
Speaker 4: soldier in this human covenant war. Yeah, and like there
Speaker 4: is like the overarching story was always like meant to
Speaker 4: be a mystery, but then like all these books kind
Speaker 4: of give it away. And I do like the Forerunner
Speaker 4: history is fucking cool. I've always thought it was fucking sweet.
Speaker 4: I mean, just data like they're like, yeah, like they're
Speaker 4: like cloud creatures, like data clouds.
Speaker 2: They were physical beings back in the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, like they they manipulated all the data,
Speaker 4: like they would take people like when they were saving
Speaker 4: all of them, they would just extract their data and
Speaker 4: put it in a bank and then like reanimate them later.
Speaker 2: It's cool. Shit, well like three four three, Like I
Speaker 2: was saying earlier, he was a dying human and they're like,
Speaker 2: hey man, you want to like keep an eye on
Speaker 2: this ring. He's like, I goes soap.
Speaker 4: So they put him into that monitor and he basically
Speaker 4: becomes Artem Sola and he got a little nutty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's cool. I like all the extensive lore, but at
Speaker 4: the same time throws you off after playing the games
Speaker 4: because they play the games and you're just like, you're
Speaker 4: just a soldier. It was like Master Chief being just
Speaker 4: a soldier. He doesn't need to know all this ship.
Speaker 4: Just kill.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shoot your way out of shit.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: I think that wraps up the episode.
Speaker 3: Sounds good. Well, we got at least one more coming
Speaker 3: up for this.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean I'm gonna keep working on these
Speaker 2: because I enjoy them. There's a lot of Halo lore,
Speaker 2: Shockingly yeah, because there's, uh, there's at least like thirty books,
Speaker 2: I think, and I'm pretty sure I've listened to all
Speaker 2: of them. There's some comics out there. That's where I
Speaker 2: got like the Chief stabbing died act in the eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you hear that.
Speaker 3: The author of like the first few Halo books just
Speaker 3: died recently. Oh really made like the flood and the
Speaker 3: First Contact or whatever it's that's a shame.
Speaker 2: Damn We're actually come with the First Contact in the
Speaker 2: next episode.
Speaker 4: I like that lore. The flood lore is fucking cool
Speaker 4: that it was like the Precursors going.
Speaker 2: It was basically the Precursor's revenge, like, hey, you killed us,
Speaker 2: fuck you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I always enjoyed that. The flood lore is really cool.
Speaker 4: Gets a little too carried away.
Speaker 2: I don't think they even mentioned, like during the flood
Speaker 2: war with the or Forerunners formers like, dude, the flood's
Speaker 2: not infecting humans, why are they not doing that? It's
Speaker 2: because the floods, like we're doing that by choice. And
Speaker 2: then they started infecting humans sneaky beast, So like the
Speaker 2: fore Runners were trying to like look into humans, like
Speaker 2: why are they immune when they they just weren't. It's
Speaker 2: just the flood being tricky, was being selective.
Speaker 3: Man. Wow, I mean they probably getting well I was
Speaker 3: gonna say they're probably getting more information from the fore
Speaker 3: Runners than humans, but you said at that point the
Speaker 3: humans were almost as well.
Speaker 4: When well they did they want to revenge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, like you know, yeah, because the humans were
Speaker 2: fighting the flood before they ran into the fore Runners.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they're just getting all kinds of information.
Speaker 3: All right, nice, Well yeah see you guys got anything else,
Speaker 3: We'll wrap this one up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just talked for a fucking hour. Very cool.
Speaker 4: I liked that episode. That was very.
Speaker 2: Enlightening, miss age.
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