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<v Speaker 1>Ono, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>On this pickure ticket Thursday on a jr R Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>at one O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are a bunch of different JARR shows you

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<v Speaker 2>can go to Sleep Token, Mammoth, Dirty Heads, good buzz

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<v Speaker 2>about that show, playing with the original Whalers, and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Summer over wound. I just had a major catastrophe in

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen or the pantry.

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<v Speaker 1>Has are all boss shoes to call it? Get by

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<v Speaker 1>the the instagram at some point today if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get in on that.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the what's the tragedy again? That's at one

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<v Speaker 2>O one one w jr R. Not not really trying

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<v Speaker 2>to see this. You've spilled some sort of beverage or

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<v Speaker 2>liquid on yourself. These shoes just got dry after being

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<v Speaker 2>soaked from jelly roll and uh post malone, and look

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<v Speaker 2>soaking wet again. I'm filling up the water at the

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<v Speaker 2>water machine right and somebody had it kind of jacked up.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole machine fell fell forward. There's ice water everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>in the break room. I was just I just cleaned

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean the water machine was jacked up?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't I don't know if somebody put something underneath it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it fell forward. Thank god. I wouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot water. I'd be oning this son of a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't I drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot water at work?

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<v Speaker 1>Boiling hot?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, it's all clean now, So when you go

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<v Speaker 2>in there to heat something up, you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the update. I'm glad you're okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to clean it with all those you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the weak brown paper towel things. You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, Yes, the third board, no purpose whatsoever those things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>anybody that knows napkins, you know, if you're ten percent

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<v Speaker 2>napkin or paper towel, you know what I'm talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>those brown repurposed turds.

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<v Speaker 1>Helicopter parents Alert, helicopter parents alert. All right, the hoverers?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? A court in Vermont has dismissed a Vermont

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<v Speaker 1>man's lawsuits against a Burlington newspaper called the Vermont Varsity Insider.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy, he's the father of a high school basketball player,

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<v Speaker 1>brought a lawsuit against the Vermont Vermont Varsity Insider, which

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<v Speaker 1>reports on high school sports around Vermont. Oh, what do

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<v Speaker 1>they say about his It's not what they said. It's

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<v Speaker 1>what they didn't say. No coverage of his son's basketball

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<v Speaker 1>accomplishments for his high school team in their in their

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<v Speaker 1>newspaper now now first off, according to the lawsuit, and

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<v Speaker 1>this character I went to hell's his name something? Lafayette

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Lafayette says that uh, the lack of coverage hurt

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<v Speaker 1>his son's college prospects, caused him stress and anxiety, gastro

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<v Speaker 1>intestinal distress, and panic attacks that he had to treat

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<v Speaker 1>with medication. He sued for co compensatory and punitive damages

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<v Speaker 1>for violation of the Consumer Protection Act, breach of contract,

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<v Speaker 1>negligent infliction of emotional distress, and unjust enrichment. The judge

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<v Speaker 1>threw the case out, said, sir, there's like freedom of

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<v Speaker 1>speech and freedom of the press in this country, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not making editorial decisions for the newspaper. You may

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<v Speaker 1>not like what they write or don't write, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to read it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so beautiful that a judge in Vermont, of

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<v Speaker 2>all places, stepped up and said, stow it, just go back,

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<v Speaker 2>go back home and whine and coddle your kids some more. Hey, hey, Robert,

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<v Speaker 2>did you ever stop to think maybe your son's team sucks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe your son's not that great and that's why

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't get approached by college, which gave him a

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy Acre.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat. Yeah, if I was some college coach, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to want to puss you like this on my team. No,

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<v Speaker 1>especially with that dad. That's gonna be like that one

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<v Speaker 1>dad of the he has a Lakers kid.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know how I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, not not bron Braun. Yes. Why am I space? Mel?

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<v Speaker 2>You think about it while I'm reading you this, Pat,

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<v Speaker 2>while you were telling that story, what is my brain

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<v Speaker 2>focus on? Burlington? Vermont Burlington coat Factory because you do

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<v Speaker 2>word association with everything. So I said, where's the original

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<v Speaker 2>Burlington coat factory?

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<v Speaker 1>You ready? You think Vermont? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me guess it's in Montana, New Jersey, New Jersey. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they made ladies coats, ball yes, and junior suits.

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<v Speaker 2>In nineteen seventy two, Burlington started its retailing business, opening

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<v Speaker 2>the first Burlington Coat Factory in Burlington, New Jersey. That's

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<v Speaker 2>where all my in laws, you know, the garment industry.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, All the Italians, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 2>and the trash. They also ran the trash around town

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<v Speaker 2>if you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>So another one of those Yeah, oh, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. Anything contract for that? Oh? God ya, Uncle Laddie. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Float a man, floating man. Floating man, got to be

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<v Speaker 3>a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Mitchell is a seventy year old man who lives

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<v Speaker 1>in the Villages and was recently in the Sam's Club

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<v Speaker 1>in the Lady Lake. All right, old Patrick. While he

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<v Speaker 1>was in Sam's Club, he stopped to urinate on two

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<v Speaker 1>pallets of canned goods you know what, A palette of

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<v Speaker 1>spam and a big stack of Vienna sausage. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener texted about this yesterday and said this is definitely

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<v Speaker 2>idiotology worthy, the fact that he peed on Vienna saucege. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now listen. So he was in in the Sam's

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<v Speaker 1>Club in Lady Lake. After he zipped up, he wandered

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<v Speaker 1>around the snack section for a while, sat down on

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<v Speaker 1>some patio furniture for about ten minutes. Then he paid

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<v Speaker 1>for everything in his cart and left. They I d'd

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<v Speaker 1>him using the info from his Sam's Club cart and

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<v Speaker 1>arrested him at his home in the villages. He's facing

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<v Speaker 1>charges of disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. The second one

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<v Speaker 1>is a felony because he damaged over one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>worth of merchandise. Schedule, how much do you think thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred cans of Vienna sausages and twenty seven hundred

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<v Speaker 1>cans of spam.

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<v Speaker 2>Cost a butler of money. That's probably around eight grand,

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<v Speaker 2>ten thousand, five hundred and eighty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to throw it all out. He pleaded not

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<v Speaker 1>guilty this week in court.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew the cost, almost new it because buying it

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<v Speaker 2>for like food drives that we do. The Vianna's, I

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<v Speaker 2>know that's a hell of a good one, so I

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<v Speaker 2>know the price. And then spam it's another good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this dementia? No, I think he just had a

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<v Speaker 1>pee and didn't want to get over to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Dude, he drove himself to Sam's

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<v Speaker 1>Club so locked and loaded and unloaded. No, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he's not just because he's from the villages.

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<v Speaker 2>I know we have listeners that live there. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>saying that, but I'm wondering if there's something more, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>even if you're you don't, just well, he'll he'll have

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<v Speaker 2>to deal in the parking lot. I have to get

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<v Speaker 2>some legal representation or represent himself and try to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>present anything like that. I apologize to the listener the

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<v Speaker 2>text of that end yesterday, that that we didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to it. We just had a long morning yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get I didn't get a Google search. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I can tell you where Burlington Coats are

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<v Speaker 2>from originally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, just another fine example of a learning

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<v Speaker 1>the name of a town that exists in many different

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<v Speaker 1>states around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, Old l Paso, Sure there's something there. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't know, if there's more than one L Passo.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, I bet the old L Passo. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>where was old L Paso? You know what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 2>is Texas. I know that I've been there. I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>where was old L Paso? The salsa? Damn it?

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<v Speaker 1>Follow me?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, dude, old L Passo. He's leaning back right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if I look him. I could

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<v Speaker 2>just feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting on the patio furniture right now, taking a little break.

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<v Speaker 1>He just got dumping on the vienna. Let loose on

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<v Speaker 1>the palettes of Vienna? UHLSA made anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>AI which I don't like? Does this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Old L.

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<v Speaker 2>Passo Sorry to crush your dreams on this one. It

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<v Speaker 2>was made at a plant in Anthony, Texas known as

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<v Speaker 2>the Mountain Pass Canary or Canary.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it? How do you mess up cannery and Canary?

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<v Speaker 1>Either way?

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<v Speaker 2>Old L. Paso impostors all those tacos you ate, You

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<v Speaker 2>know the shells we talked about the other day. Mm h,

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<v Speaker 2>you learned two things today.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people didn't know that Old L. Paso products were

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<v Speaker 2>also made in New Mexico. All right, what do we got?

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<v Speaker 2>I know you are on the Yeah, I'm done. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you deleting on the Southwest? Know the furniture? Yeah, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>I can pay for everything in my cart now.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have.

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<v Speaker 2>Just still sprayed off all the bianna sausages and spam

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<v Speaker 2>and donated at least.

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<v Speaker 1>On The sausages are a great segond to this Joey

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<v Speaker 1>Chestnut story. Oh what's he eating now? Joey is in

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<v Speaker 1>talks with Major League Eating to return to the Nathan's

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<v Speaker 1>Hot dog eating contest in time for the Coney Island

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<v Speaker 1>Annual events on July fourth. I won't watch it since

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<v Speaker 1>he left. Yeah, it sucked last year without him being

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<v Speaker 1>in that. Then they did that stupid thing on Netflix

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<v Speaker 1>with just Joey versus what it just wasn't. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to go back to what it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>not the same that they were not nearly the same

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<v Speaker 1>number of uh of hot dogs were consumed by the

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<v Speaker 1>dude who do you even remember who won it last

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<v Speaker 1>year without him there there was no height there because

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<v Speaker 1>there was no chestnut. More more on this story on

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<v Speaker 1>our Facebook page. If you're I won't eat it eating

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan's hot dog because really the logo a few weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago on Memorial Weekends, you know you pought it loot

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<v Speaker 1>a pack or two, had somebody's And what about Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 1>Cream Cheese. We're gonna google that one too. I just

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<v Speaker 1>copy pasted.

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<v Speaker 2>While we're talking copy paste, they'll get me multitasking again again.

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<v Speaker 1>Philadelphia Cream Cheese invented where I'm waiting for one of

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<v Speaker 1>you y's asses to ask Bob to google main Street.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you're gonna say Hunts.

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<v Speaker 1>Named Mike University Avenue stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I know all about MLK, mL Tray Boulevard and Ronald

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<v Speaker 2>Reagan Expressway.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 2>Cream cheese not invented in Philadelphia. Man, that's a triple

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<v Speaker 2>shot right there. We learned three things. Knowledge is power people.

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<v Speaker 1>W JR, Orlando's rock station,