Speaker 1: Ono, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a bunch of different JARR shows you
Speaker 2: can go to Sleep Token, Mammoth, Dirty Heads, good buzz
Speaker 2: about that show, playing with the original Whalers, and uh,
Speaker 2: Summer over wound. I just had a major catastrophe in
Speaker 2: the kitchen or the pantry.
Speaker 1: Has are all boss shoes to call it? Get by
Speaker 1: the the instagram at some point today if you want
Speaker 1: to get in on that.
Speaker 2: What about the what's the tragedy again? That's at one
Speaker 2: O one one w jr R. Not not really trying
Speaker 2: to see this. You've spilled some sort of beverage or
Speaker 2: liquid on yourself. These shoes just got dry after being
Speaker 2: soaked from jelly roll and uh post malone, and look
Speaker 2: soaking wet again. I'm filling up the water at the
Speaker 2: water machine right and somebody had it kind of jacked up.
Speaker 2: The whole machine fell fell forward. There's ice water everywhere
Speaker 2: in the break room. I was just I just cleaned
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: What do you mean the water machine was jacked up?
Speaker 1: Don't I don't know if somebody put something underneath it,
Speaker 1: but it fell forward. Thank god. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Hot water. I'd be oning this son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Why don't I drink.
Speaker 2: Hot water at work?
Speaker 1: Boiling hot?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But uh, it's all clean now, So when you go
Speaker 2: in there to heat something up, you're good.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the update. I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 2: I had to clean it with all those you know,
Speaker 2: the weak brown paper towel things. You know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, Yes, the third board, no purpose whatsoever those things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: anybody that knows napkins, you know, if you're ten percent
Speaker 2: napkin or paper towel, you know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: those brown repurposed turds.
Speaker 1: Helicopter parents Alert, helicopter parents alert. All right, the hoverers?
Speaker 1: What happened? A court in Vermont has dismissed a Vermont
Speaker 1: man's lawsuits against a Burlington newspaper called the Vermont Varsity Insider.
Speaker 1: This guy, he's the father of a high school basketball player,
Speaker 1: brought a lawsuit against the Vermont Vermont Varsity Insider, which
Speaker 1: reports on high school sports around Vermont. Oh, what do
Speaker 1: they say about his It's not what they said. It's
Speaker 1: what they didn't say. No coverage of his son's basketball
Speaker 1: accomplishments for his high school team in their in their
Speaker 1: newspaper now now first off, according to the lawsuit, and
Speaker 1: this character I went to hell's his name something? Lafayette
Speaker 1: Robert Lafayette says that uh, the lack of coverage hurt
Speaker 1: his son's college prospects, caused him stress and anxiety, gastro
Speaker 1: intestinal distress, and panic attacks that he had to treat
Speaker 1: with medication. He sued for co compensatory and punitive damages
Speaker 1: for violation of the Consumer Protection Act, breach of contract,
Speaker 1: negligent infliction of emotional distress, and unjust enrichment. The judge
Speaker 1: threw the case out, said, sir, there's like freedom of
Speaker 1: speech and freedom of the press in this country, and
Speaker 1: you're not making editorial decisions for the newspaper. You may
Speaker 1: not like what they write or don't write, you don't
Speaker 1: have to read it.
Speaker 2: It is so beautiful that a judge in Vermont, of
Speaker 2: all places, stepped up and said, stow it, just go back,
Speaker 2: go back home and whine and coddle your kids some more. Hey, hey, Robert,
Speaker 2: did you ever stop to think maybe your son's team sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and maybe your son's not that great and that's why
Speaker 2: he didn't get approached by college, which gave him a
Speaker 2: Tommy Acre.
Speaker 1: Pat. Yeah, if I was some college coach, I want
Speaker 1: to want to puss you like this on my team. No,
Speaker 1: especially with that dad. That's gonna be like that one
Speaker 1: dad of the he has a Lakers kid.
Speaker 2: And you know how I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, not not bron Braun. Yes. Why am I space? Mel?
Speaker 2: You think about it while I'm reading you this, Pat,
Speaker 2: while you were telling that story, what is my brain
Speaker 2: focus on? Burlington? Vermont Burlington coat Factory because you do
Speaker 2: word association with everything. So I said, where's the original
Speaker 2: Burlington coat factory?
Speaker 1: You ready? You think Vermont? Right?
Speaker 2: Let me guess it's in Montana, New Jersey, New Jersey. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean they made ladies coats, ball yes, and junior suits.
Speaker 2: In nineteen seventy two, Burlington started its retailing business, opening
Speaker 2: the first Burlington Coat Factory in Burlington, New Jersey. That's
Speaker 2: where all my in laws, you know, the garment industry.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, All the Italians, uh huh,
Speaker 2: and the trash. They also ran the trash around town
Speaker 2: if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So another one of those Yeah, oh, I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Anything contract for that? Oh? God ya, Uncle Laddie. Right,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: Float a man, floating man. Floating man, got to be
Speaker 3: a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 1: Patrick Mitchell is a seventy year old man who lives
Speaker 1: in the Villages and was recently in the Sam's Club
Speaker 1: in the Lady Lake. All right, old Patrick. While he
Speaker 1: was in Sam's Club, he stopped to urinate on two
Speaker 1: pallets of canned goods you know what, A palette of
Speaker 1: spam and a big stack of Vienna sausage. Yes.
Speaker 2: Listener texted about this yesterday and said this is definitely
Speaker 2: idiotology worthy, the fact that he peed on Vienna saucege. Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, now listen. So he was in in the Sam's
Speaker 1: Club in Lady Lake. After he zipped up, he wandered
Speaker 1: around the snack section for a while, sat down on
Speaker 1: some patio furniture for about ten minutes. Then he paid
Speaker 1: for everything in his cart and left. They I d'd
Speaker 1: him using the info from his Sam's Club cart and
Speaker 1: arrested him at his home in the villages. He's facing
Speaker 1: charges of disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. The second one
Speaker 1: is a felony because he damaged over one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: worth of merchandise. Schedule, how much do you think thirty
Speaker 1: three hundred cans of Vienna sausages and twenty seven hundred
Speaker 1: cans of spam.
Speaker 2: Cost a butler of money. That's probably around eight grand,
Speaker 2: ten thousand, five hundred and eighty five dollars.
Speaker 1: They had to throw it all out. He pleaded not
Speaker 1: guilty this week in court.
Speaker 2: I knew the cost, almost new it because buying it
Speaker 2: for like food drives that we do. The Vianna's, I
Speaker 2: know that's a hell of a good one, so I
Speaker 2: know the price. And then spam it's another good one.
Speaker 1: Is this dementia? No, I think he just had a
Speaker 1: pee and didn't want to get over to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Dude, he drove himself to Sam's
Speaker 1: Club so locked and loaded and unloaded. No, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean he's not just because he's from the villages.
Speaker 2: I know we have listeners that live there. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that, but I'm wondering if there's something more, you know,
Speaker 2: even if you're you don't, just well, he'll he'll have
Speaker 2: to deal in the parking lot. I have to get
Speaker 2: some legal representation or represent himself and try to, you know,
Speaker 2: present anything like that. I apologize to the listener the
Speaker 2: text of that end yesterday, that that we didn't get
Speaker 2: to it. We just had a long morning yesterday and
Speaker 2: I didn't get I didn't get a Google search. Sorry,
Speaker 2: all right, I can tell you where Burlington Coats are
Speaker 2: from originally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, just another fine example of a learning
Speaker 1: the name of a town that exists in many different
Speaker 1: states around the country.
Speaker 2: Sure, Old l Paso, Sure there's something there. I don't know,
Speaker 2: if I don't know, if there's more than one L Passo.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I bet the old L Passo. Hold on,
Speaker 2: where was old L Paso? You know what I'm saying
Speaker 2: is Texas. I know that I've been there. I'm saying,
Speaker 2: where was old L Paso? The salsa? Damn it?
Speaker 1: Follow me?
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, old L Passo. He's leaning back right now.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I look him. I could
Speaker 2: just feel it.
Speaker 1: Sitting on the patio furniture right now, taking a little break.
Speaker 1: He just got dumping on the vienna. Let loose on
Speaker 1: the palettes of Vienna? UHLSA made anyway?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: AI which I don't like? Does this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Old L.
Speaker 2: Passo Sorry to crush your dreams on this one. It
Speaker 2: was made at a plant in Anthony, Texas known as
Speaker 2: the Mountain Pass Canary or Canary.
Speaker 1: Damn it? How do you mess up cannery and Canary?
Speaker 1: Either way?
Speaker 2: Old L. Paso impostors all those tacos you ate, You
Speaker 2: know the shells we talked about the other day. Mm h,
Speaker 2: you learned two things today.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it.
Speaker 2: Most people didn't know that Old L. Paso products were
Speaker 2: also made in New Mexico. All right, what do we got?
Speaker 2: I know you are on the Yeah, I'm done. Are
Speaker 2: you deleting on the Southwest? Know the furniture? Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 2: I can pay for everything in my cart now.
Speaker 1: They should have.
Speaker 2: Just still sprayed off all the bianna sausages and spam
Speaker 2: and donated at least.
Speaker 1: On The sausages are a great segond to this Joey
Speaker 1: Chestnut story. Oh what's he eating now? Joey is in
Speaker 1: talks with Major League Eating to return to the Nathan's
Speaker 1: Hot dog eating contest in time for the Coney Island
Speaker 1: Annual events on July fourth. I won't watch it since
Speaker 1: he left. Yeah, it sucked last year without him being
Speaker 1: in that. Then they did that stupid thing on Netflix
Speaker 1: with just Joey versus what it just wasn't. No, you
Speaker 1: need to go back to what it was. It was
Speaker 1: not the same that they were not nearly the same
Speaker 1: number of uh of hot dogs were consumed by the
Speaker 1: dude who do you even remember who won it last
Speaker 1: year without him there there was no height there because
Speaker 1: there was no chestnut. More more on this story on
Speaker 1: our Facebook page. If you're I won't eat it eating
Speaker 1: Nathan's hot dog because really the logo a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago on Memorial Weekends, you know you pought it loot
Speaker 1: a pack or two, had somebody's And what about Philadelphia
Speaker 1: Cream Cheese. We're gonna google that one too. I just
Speaker 1: copy pasted.
Speaker 2: While we're talking copy paste, they'll get me multitasking again again.
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Cream Cheese invented where I'm waiting for one of
Speaker 1: you y's asses to ask Bob to google main Street.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say Hunts.
Speaker 1: Named Mike University Avenue stop.
Speaker 2: I know all about MLK, mL Tray Boulevard and Ronald
Speaker 2: Reagan Expressway.
Speaker 1: Uh, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: Cream cheese not invented in Philadelphia. Man, that's a triple
Speaker 2: shot right there. We learned three things. Knowledge is power people.
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