Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: On a wild Tuesday, bombs are dropping. It's anarchy out here.
Speaker 1: We're going to discuss the inherent violence of the communist
Speaker 1: here because there's a couple of latest examples. Democrats continue
Speaker 1: to get elected on or get elected get arrested on
Speaker 1: purpose emails. So much more coming up in the final
Speaker 1: hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'll get to this,
Speaker 1: you know what. Let me get to this email before
Speaker 1: I get to the violence of the communist real quick.
Speaker 1: The guy said, Jesse, I truly wish you would focus
Speaker 1: on foreign policy more, especially since its obvious permanent. Washington
Speaker 1: cares more about that than domestic policy. So on and
Speaker 1: so forth. Says his name is Sonny. It's not that
Speaker 1: I don't care about foreign policy. And I've discussed foreign policy,
Speaker 1: and I've brought up Israel Iran. I know for him
Speaker 1: policy does matter. I truly do. I know it does,
Speaker 1: and I bring it up the amount I want. I'll
Speaker 1: put it that way. I bring it up the amount
Speaker 1: I want. Me personally, this is where I, this is
Speaker 1: where I. This is my base this is my foundation
Speaker 1: when it comes to foreign policy. I'm just explaining it
Speaker 1: to you now. I care about America deeply, deeply. I
Speaker 1: care about Americans deeply. I know that makes me sound hokey,
Speaker 1: but I'm not even running for office, so you can
Speaker 1: actually believe me when I tell you I love Americans.
Speaker 1: Whenever I've traveled abroad and I see Americans, I run
Speaker 1: up to them. I talk to them, we talk about
Speaker 1: where we're It blesses me when I see an American
Speaker 1: flag or here's something. I love the American people. They
Speaker 1: are my people. So this is the place I care
Speaker 1: the most about. Also, I am unbelievably jaded, and I'm
Speaker 1: giving you this just straight up, right in the face.
Speaker 1: I am jaded on America's foreign policy. I am jaded
Speaker 1: because I was a participant in it, in the Global
Speaker 1: War on Terror. I am jaded because I've seen these politicians.
Speaker 1: I've seen these generals, these admirals lie without end. I've
Speaker 1: seen them throw away our people's lives, throw away their bodies.
Speaker 1: And I don't trust anyone. I don't trust the intelligence community,
Speaker 1: I don't trust the Pentagon, I don't trust politicians. I
Speaker 1: do not trust America to prosecute a foreign war the
Speaker 1: correct way, because I don't think I've ever seen America
Speaker 1: prosecute a foreign war, certainly not in my lifetime, and
Speaker 1: they most definitely didn't prosecute the one I was in
Speaker 1: in the correct way. So I'm unbelievably jaded and unbelievably
Speaker 1: apprehensive about where we're going to go from here. That's
Speaker 1: where I stand on it. I don't get invested. I'm
Speaker 1: not emotionally invested in what happens to France, and I
Speaker 1: like France. I'm not emotionally invested in the Middle East,
Speaker 1: and I actually like a lot of these places and
Speaker 1: admire them and like the people, and I'm not emotionally
Speaker 1: invested in that as much as I am us here
Speaker 1: right here at home. And I believe, for everybody listening,
Speaker 1: as I've said a million times, I believe the greatest threat,
Speaker 1: the most dangerous thing on the planet that is happening
Speaker 1: right now is not nuclear weapons anywhere. The most dangerous
Speaker 1: thing on the planet is our own government turning against us.
Speaker 1: US domestic evil is my concern. Speaking of which, let's
Speaker 1: talk about how inherently violent these people are American Democrats,
Speaker 1: and how they're getting more and more open with their violence.
Speaker 1: They always have to try to fade the heat, cover
Speaker 1: up the true evil of it all. But they're just
Speaker 1: inherently violent people.
Speaker 2: Police, the bomb squad, and the FBI converged on the
Speaker 2: home of Kevin Krabs and Malvern Monday evening, after a
Speaker 2: more extensive search of the home led to the discovery
Speaker 2: of a pipe bomb inside. Crabs was arrested Saturday in
Speaker 2: Westchester while heavily armed near a No King's protest in
Speaker 2: the borough. The arrest was captured on video on High
Speaker 2: Street Downtown. According to the.
Speaker 3: Affidavit a probable cause, police seized a fully loaded handgun,
Speaker 3: three loaded handgun magazines, six loaded assault rifle magazines, a
Speaker 3: ski mask, and gloves that Krebs was carrying at the
Speaker 3: time of his arrest.
Speaker 1: Headline North Carolina State Democrat deletes account after posting No
Speaker 1: King's propaganda video advocating violence. Her name's Julie von Hafen. Oh.
Speaker 1: And then there's this little tidbit. Why do you think
Speaker 1: the new Democrat position is ice shouldn't wear face masks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just elaborate, you know, people covering their faces,
Speaker 4: impersonating police officers. It erodse trusts in law enforcement, and
Speaker 4: it undermines community safety. That's really what this bill is about.
Speaker 4: And I think many law enforcement officials.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's not what it's about. Anybody, everybody listening
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice right now, they all
Speaker 1: know exactly why Democrats don't want Ice to wear face masks.
Speaker 1: They don't want Ice to wear face masks because they
Speaker 1: believe in threatening Ice with violence. They want the deportation
Speaker 1: of foreign barbarians to stop Ice. They're the ones on
Speaker 1: the ground doing the deportation. So what they want is
Speaker 1: they want the ability to use their force, the force
Speaker 1: they have at their disposal. And if you're an American
Speaker 1: Democrat at any level, the real force you have at
Speaker 1: your disposal is millions and millions of mentally ill street animals,
Speaker 1: some foreign, some domestic, who will commit acts of terror
Speaker 1: and violence on your behalf. And keep in mind, we
Speaker 1: are not dealing with your morality here. That is currency.
Speaker 1: That is political power. If I walked around my town
Speaker 1: with a gang of twenty armed thugs with guns and
Speaker 1: spikes and knives, and they will hurt the people I
Speaker 1: tell them to hurt, you may think it is wrong
Speaker 1: and you'd be correct. You may think it's immoral. All
Speaker 1: that stuff's true, But guess what that is power? It
Speaker 1: is power to a level where I'm going to get
Speaker 1: some things I want because I have murderous lunatics around
Speaker 1: me willing to kill the people I dislike. The political power,
Speaker 1: the true political power of the American Democrat are the
Speaker 1: communist savages on the streets with mental health issues, who
Speaker 1: will murder and vandalize and hurt people on their behalf.
Speaker 1: And the American Democrat knows that it is their power.
Speaker 1: So when Democrats see law enforcement actually enforcing the law,
Speaker 1: when they see ice agents enforcing the law, what do
Speaker 1: they think to themselves? I want them to stop? How
Speaker 1: do I stop them? What power do I have? The
Speaker 1: power I have are violent street animals, and I can't
Speaker 1: unleash the violent street animals that are my political power.
Speaker 1: I can't unleash them on these federal agents. If these
Speaker 1: federal agents cover up their faces, therefore, I'll try to
Speaker 1: make up some lame sounding excuses about how it's about
Speaker 1: public say.
Speaker 4: You know, people covering their faces impersonating police officers. It
Speaker 4: erodse trusts in law enforcement, and it undermines community safety.
Speaker 4: That's really what this bill is about.
Speaker 1: Yet everybody knows what the game really is. The game
Speaker 1: really is they want ice agents unmasked so communist animals
Speaker 1: can threaten them and maybe even go to their homes,
Speaker 1: threaten their lives, their businesses, their wives, their children. That
Speaker 1: is the ultimate goal. Terror in violence, it's not a
Speaker 1: bad thing to the communist. It's a political tool to
Speaker 1: be embraced. He has always and will always embrace political
Speaker 1: violence to the extent he can get away with it.
Speaker 1: That's what I've sad said over and over again. You
Speaker 1: have to give these people fear and pain. You have
Speaker 1: to start taking the climate nutter that glues themselves to
Speaker 1: the highway and throwing them in state prison for ten years.
Speaker 1: That's the only way you will dissuade them. Because when
Speaker 1: you are inherently violent, when it is inside of you,
Speaker 1: fear and pain is all you understand. If there's a
Speaker 1: violent dog, we had one once, we ended up having
Speaker 1: to get rid of them.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: The only way to get that violent dog from biting
Speaker 1: me and my sister, you had to make him afraid,
Speaker 1: physically afraid. Otherwise it's in his head. Violence is what
Speaker 1: he does. Oh but not with Jesse. I remember last
Speaker 1: time I did that with Jesse. That didn't go well
Speaker 1: for me. You have to treat the communists the exact
Speaker 1: same way. They believe in violence. It is a core
Speaker 1: part of what they believe, and so they will do it.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse kel a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday member.
Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Love, Hey,
Speaker 1: death threats, all are welcome. Let's do some emails here.
Speaker 1: Oh this pairs well with the lose weight email read earlier.
Speaker 1: Dear menu whisper in world's ranked napper, what's your dream
Speaker 1: meal including dessert using the best item from any fast
Speaker 1: food restaurant, for example, fries from McDonald's, chicken sandwich, Chick
Speaker 1: fil at, Frosty. Okay, so this is from Phil, he said.
Speaker 1: I can read his name all right. So here it is. First,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna cheat a little bit on the
Speaker 1: entree because I don't know which meal we're dealing with,
Speaker 1: if this is breakfast we're dealing with here. While I
Speaker 1: am traditionally a huge fan of the sausage burrito or
Speaker 1: sausage McMuffin at McDonald's, the pinnacle of fast food. Breakfast
Speaker 1: sandwich is the jack in the box breakfast melt. They
Speaker 1: have look to have a bunch of different ones, but
Speaker 1: it's on this wonderful sour dough bread. It's delicious. That
Speaker 1: is peak breakfast. But I think that's probably cheating. So
Speaker 1: first and foremost, cheeseburger In and Out Burger. There's no question.
Speaker 1: Don't shake your head, Chris. You don't have no taste
Speaker 1: at all. You can't. You people can't even eat cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: You don't even get it. Stay in this. The cheeseburger
Speaker 1: from In and Out Burger is as top notch as
Speaker 1: fast food can possibly get. That's one. Two fries, curly
Speaker 1: fries at Arby's. Look, I could have gone all Arby's here.
Speaker 1: Arby's doesn't get near the respect it deserves. A roast
Speaker 1: beef and cheddar or curly fries from Arby's. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'll take it one step further. It's not only Arby's
Speaker 1: curlyes Arby's has are we considering, hey, Chris, Corey, I
Speaker 1: need a ruling on this is subway considered fast food?
Speaker 1: I don't consider it fast food, Chris does? Corey y'all
Speaker 1: let you rule on it. Subway fast food yay or nay?
Speaker 1: See Chris Corey says no. I said no either. If
Speaker 1: Subway was part of they have a drive thruit. Most
Speaker 1: of them don't, Chris, that's a lie. Anyway, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say Subway's cookies are the superior fast food item.
Speaker 1: They're the greatest thing in the world, since I can't
Speaker 1: use that. The cherry turnover at Arby's is the best
Speaker 1: fast food dessert on the planet. Did you know that
Speaker 1: no one even knows about it. No one even orders
Speaker 1: the cherry turnovers. They're like this glorious, just cherry filled thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just star being thinking about it. So there you
Speaker 1: go in an out Burger, and then I'm driving right
Speaker 1: to Arby's for Arby's Curly's and for an Arby's cherry turnover.
Speaker 1: For a drink, it's obvious you have to go to
Speaker 1: Sonic and get one of their ten thousand calorie lemonades. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I was listening to what you had to say about
Speaker 1: the assassination culture and continuing to get worse. You're younger
Speaker 1: than me, but I was twelve when the Iranian hostage
Speaker 1: crisis then he mentions John Lennon and Pope, John Paul
Speaker 1: and all this other stuff. It feels to me like
Speaker 1: we're at a point in time. He's making good comparison
Speaker 1: at that point in time, where she is, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: making good comparison at that point in time. She goes, honestly,
Speaker 1: I love your history segments, and so on and so forth. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: history goes through periods of time. Some are uglier, some
Speaker 1: are more war filled, some are more more peaceful. Countries
Speaker 1: do the exact same thing and for the same reasons. Right,
Speaker 1: Society goes through shifts where things are up and things
Speaker 1: are down. And I mean, and to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: to think about this, if we have to count our blessings,
Speaker 1: let's take a moment and let's count our blessings. What
Speaker 1: if we're going into a period of a lot of
Speaker 1: assassinations in America. What if we're going into a period
Speaker 1: of wars that America are that we're involved in more
Speaker 1: and more. What if we're going into an ugly period
Speaker 1: of life. What if that's the case, why don't celebrate that.
Speaker 1: I don't cheer for it. I want the same things
Speaker 1: for my life that you want for yours. I want
Speaker 1: to live in peace, a little extra money. I want
Speaker 1: my kids, I want my sons to get families, to
Speaker 1: have satisfying careers, to have a mission in life. Like
Speaker 1: I want all the things that you want. What if
Speaker 1: we get chaos. What if we get a society full
Speaker 1: of violence, wars and the economic we've talked about that
Speaker 1: that hasn't gone away. What if all that stuff's coming, Well,
Speaker 1: I will tell you, I'll be thankful for the time
Speaker 1: I had that was peaceful. We shouldn't discount that. Think
Speaker 1: if you were a person, well, I told you that
Speaker 1: book one time. I read amazing book. Blood Lands is
Speaker 1: the name of the book. Is a very heavy read.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of death. I'm mourning you right now.
Speaker 1: But the book is called Bloodlands and is essentially it's
Speaker 1: about Ukraine kind of that part of the world, that
Speaker 1: that part of the world, and how they were just
Speaker 1: destroyed by first the Communists and then Hitler and then
Speaker 1: the communists and Hitler and you read it and you
Speaker 1: just marvel at human beings who were essentially born into
Speaker 1: a living hell where everybody's dying around them at all times,
Speaker 1: and that's the only life they ever knew. They lived
Speaker 1: and they died, are surrounded by starvation and execution and
Speaker 1: misery and horror. That's how a lot of people have
Speaker 1: lived on this planet. That I have been given forty
Speaker 1: three years of a pretty sane, pretty peaceful, pretty wonderful country.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful. I'm grateful. Let's talk about Democrats get getting
Speaker 1: arrested on purpose. I'm also grateful for that. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing, absolutely amazing Tuesday.
Speaker 1: If you missed any part of the show, you can
Speaker 1: download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So human beings learn.
Speaker 1: I learn, You learn. We observe things, and we learn,
Speaker 1: always getting wiser. Hopefully well not Chris, but you and me.
Speaker 1: We're always getting wiser. Democrats, communists, they encountered something they
Speaker 1: didn't expect. And here's what it was. They they put
Speaker 1: in position all these communists throughout the federal government, communist judges,
Speaker 1: communist FBI agents, communists das ags across the country. They
Speaker 1: put into place all these communists with the intention, of course,
Speaker 1: of using power. We've talked about that many times. They
Speaker 1: believe in using power and stopping Donald Trump became what
Speaker 1: Democrats campaign on it's been ten years of Donald Trump
Speaker 1: now and Democrats from the highest levels to the lowest levels.
Speaker 1: You have Democrat city councilmen who will have no idea
Speaker 1: about anything that has to do with Trump, and they'll
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with Trump. They'll campaign on I'm
Speaker 1: going to fight Trump. I'll stop Trump. Fighting Trump gets
Speaker 1: you elected if you're a Democrat, being the one who's
Speaker 1: gonna stop Trump. Okay, now you have these communists, das
Speaker 1: and ags. Democrats wanted to stop Trump, and so communists
Speaker 1: did what they do in their defense. They were just
Speaker 1: doing what they've alway done. Hey, we control the FBI,
Speaker 1: we control the DOJ. Why don't we just arrest him.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just make up some crimes in New
Speaker 1: York federal crimes. Why don't we just invent some crimes
Speaker 1: and arrest him. What's going to stop us? Who's going
Speaker 1: to stop us? We have the power. And once the
Speaker 1: American people see Donald Trump arrested, Once the American people
Speaker 1: see that he is a convicted felon, remember how long
Speaker 1: they tried to go with that, a convicted felon. Once
Speaker 1: the American people see that, they will move on from Trump.
Speaker 1: At best, we'll get to throw him in prison or
Speaker 1: kill him. They try to do both, but at worst,
Speaker 1: at least he won't win the election because he got arrested.
Speaker 1: But something happened. They did not anticipate. Donald Trump was
Speaker 1: in a primary at the time, and I think, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, we'll never know. My opinion is that Donald
Speaker 1: Trump was always going to win the Republican primary against
Speaker 1: ron De Santis. He's just he's the most powerful Republican
Speaker 1: in the country, most popular Republican. But it was going
Speaker 1: to be at least looking at the numbers, a for
Speaker 1: real primary. DeSantis was closing and closing and closing. He
Speaker 1: started out, it was something like twenty points out and
Speaker 1: I think he was down to ten points. He was
Speaker 1: closing the gap. People were hearing this Ronda Santis guy.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows he's the best governor in the country, and
Speaker 1: then thinking to themselves, Wow, maybe we should look at him.
Speaker 1: And then boom, Donald Trump gets elected. Primary was over
Speaker 1: over arrest or what I say elected? I said elected,
Speaker 1: never mat Boom, Donald Trump gets arrested. Primary over. I
Speaker 1: don't think the primary ever got within twenty points. Again,
Speaker 1: it was mostly thirty points. The communists arrested Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: thinking they were going to get him, they arrested him,
Speaker 1: and it made him the nominee immediately. Okay, so not
Speaker 1: ideal for the communists, but nothing an assassin's bullet can't fix.
Speaker 1: So they get some nutball in Pennsylvania, possibly with the
Speaker 1: aid of federal law enforcement. That's another story entirely. He
Speaker 1: assumes a building one hundred and forty eight meters from
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, takes aim, makes the shot. Remember he made
Speaker 1: that shot. Donald Trump happens to turn his head at
Speaker 1: the exact moment, grazes him in the ear instead of
Speaker 1: blowing his head off. Oh crap, but hey, that's the
Speaker 1: bad news. The good news is, yeah, he's the nominee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't blow his head off the way we wanted to.
Speaker 1: But at least in the general election, the other voters
Speaker 1: are going to care. Sure, the Republican primary voter may
Speaker 1: prefer Donald Trump because he got arrested, but general election
Speaker 1: voters are going to feel differently. Nope, the polls showed
Speaker 1: exactly the opposite. The polls showed that Donald Trump's arrests
Speaker 1: and prosecutions made him more popular, not just with you,
Speaker 1: not just with me, with norm In Norma, I know,
Speaker 1: I just hit the microphone, Chris. It's fine. That didn't
Speaker 1: hit it twice. I hit it one time. Anyway, Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's arrest and prosecution and conviction never hurt him with
Speaker 1: the American public. It made him more popular with the
Speaker 1: American public. So the communists were one frustrated by that,
Speaker 1: and two they learned from that. If getting arrested on
Speaker 1: camera helps earn you the nomination, if getting arrested on
Speaker 1: camera helps win you elections, well maybe I should get
Speaker 1: down on that. If that's what the American people want,
Speaker 1: maybe I should get down on that. We just came on.
Speaker 1: We're on the keels of California Senator Alex Padilla obviously
Speaker 1: getting arrested, getting handcuffed on purpose because he rushes the
Speaker 1: podium when Christy Nolan was up there. No federal law
Speaker 1: enforcement agency worth their salt is going to allow some
Speaker 1: unidentified person to rush the podium when the head of
Speaker 1: DHS is giving a speech and he gets handcuffed, thrown
Speaker 1: to the ground. But he didn't let it go. He's
Speaker 1: not embarrassed. He has been milking this bad boy for
Speaker 1: all it's worse, for all it's worth. To the point
Speaker 1: he's got the crocodile tears out on the Senate floor today, as.
Speaker 5: Seeing the video, I was pushed and pulled, struggled to
Speaker 5: maintain my balance.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 5: Was forced to the ground, first on my knees.
Speaker 1: Definitely not his first time, and then flat on my chest,
Speaker 1: his chest and it's hose, handcuffed.
Speaker 5: And marched down a hallway, repeatedly asking why am I
Speaker 5: being detained? Not once did they tell me.
Speaker 1: Why is he really upset? No, he's not upset. He
Speaker 1: did it all on purpose, and he did it all
Speaker 1: on camera, and now he's giving speeches on the Senate
Speaker 1: floor because he believes that is currency now in the
Speaker 1: Democrat Party. The Democrat Party watched all their law there
Speaker 1: on Trump not only fail, it helped make him president again.
Speaker 1: And they learned a lot of very terrible lessons from that.
Speaker 1: But one of the words most lessons they learned was
Speaker 1: getting arrested on camera as a politician in America makes
Speaker 1: you look like a rebel, makes you look like one
Speaker 1: of the people, makes you look like somebody the people
Speaker 1: can trust, and it helps your poll numbers, which of
Speaker 1: course brings us to New York City. New York City
Speaker 1: has this awful mayoral campaign going on. Cuomo's involved. They
Speaker 1: have all these freaks vying for power in America's most
Speaker 1: important city, and that brings us to Brad Lander. Brad Lander,
Speaker 1: a mayoral candidate who wasn't getting a lot of traction
Speaker 1: in New York, figured out a good way to get
Speaker 1: some of that traction. He showed up at immigration court
Speaker 1: to campaign on behalf of an illegal and intentionally got
Speaker 1: himself arrested by linking arms with the guy when they
Speaker 1: were trying to detain him. You can now go on
Speaker 1: social media, maybe you already had, and watch Brad Lander
Speaker 1: getting arrested and whining about it. This will continue. Gavin
Speaker 1: Newsom's been begging for it. JB. Pritzker has been begging
Speaker 1: for it. Democrats getting themselves arrested is now clearly a
Speaker 1: plan for them. That's where we're at. It is The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a wonderful Tuesday. Remember you miss any part of
Speaker 1: the show, you can download at iHeart Spotify iTunes. Also,
Speaker 1: remember this, I know the news when you tune into
Speaker 1: it tonight, I know it's going to be all bombs
Speaker 1: and flames. And buildings. I know your social media feed,
Speaker 1: if you have social media, whatever it is, Facebook, Instagram,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I know you're so social media feed,
Speaker 1: we'll be endless missiles and reports of this and reports
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: And it.
Speaker 1: Don't doom scroll all night. You can't trust anything you
Speaker 1: see right away. You can't trust anything you see or
Speaker 1: hear during war period. What's that old saying. It's old, old,
Speaker 1: ancient saying. In war, the first casualty is the truth.
Speaker 1: You don't know who's putting out what information and what
Speaker 1: motivation they have to put out that information. You don't
Speaker 1: know who's being paid by someone on social media. You
Speaker 1: don't know what footage is old, what footage is fake,
Speaker 1: what headline? You don't know, and I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to point fingers. We don't know. So what
Speaker 1: do we do when we don't know? Stop breathe, digest
Speaker 1: all the information. I'm not saying stop looking, but give
Speaker 1: everything time. Give it some time. Tomorrow we will revisit everything.
Speaker 1: And what we'll do is we'll digest everything that happened, well,
Speaker 1: everything that's happening right now, everything that's happened in the
Speaker 1: past twenty four hours, we will digest it once we've
Speaker 1: had a day to try to work out what is
Speaker 1: real what is not real. But calm down, take in
Speaker 1: what you can take in. And if you can feel
Speaker 1: yourself with your blood pressure rising, your panic rising, you're
Speaker 1: canceling vacation plans. You're living in fear. If you can
Speaker 1: feel that creeping in, that's very human. Doesn't mean you're wrong.
Speaker 1: It means you need to put the phone down. Put
Speaker 1: your phone down. The sun will rise again tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: promise we'll figure all this out together, you and me
Speaker 1: like we always do. All right, don't worry, don't worry,
Speaker 1: all right? You know what I was going to do,
Speaker 1: more politics. I don't want to do that. Let's do
Speaker 1: a couple emails. I think that's enough heavy stuff for
Speaker 1: the night, especially with everything going on. It has everybody
Speaker 1: up in a panic. He Jesse. A couple of days back,
Speaker 1: you were disparaging meat loaf, and I was yelling at
Speaker 1: the radio. I love meat loaf, But the more I
Speaker 1: think about it, do I really love meatloaf. It's all
Speaker 1: the extra stuff I love, like cheese and gravy and
Speaker 1: bacon that I smother my meatloaf with. Also reminds me
Speaker 1: of my wife who quote loves salad, but her salad
Speaker 1: is twenty percent greens and eighty percent dressing, cheese, bacon
Speaker 1: bits and other stuff. Anyway, I love the show. Bring
Speaker 1: on the Kama Kazi history lesson. He says. His name
Speaker 1: is Chris, and I know the next history lesson I
Speaker 1: do is going to be on the Kamakazis. You should
Speaker 1: know two things. One, I have already begun working on it. Two,
Speaker 1: it's not coming next week. Going to take a lot
Speaker 1: of time, just like I did on the last one.
Speaker 1: And I will not come and do it on the
Speaker 1: show until I can do it right, until I feel
Speaker 1: like I can present it in the right way that's
Speaker 1: interesting that you will enjoy. I'm not going to do it. Two,
Speaker 1: I've said this about a million times on the show.
Speaker 1: But let me make just a simple rule going forward
Speaker 1: when it comes to food. You with me here, it
Speaker 1: is beware of food that has bacon in it. Now,
Speaker 1: let me clarify, Chris has not converted me to Judaism.
Speaker 1: I am not only a bacon fan. I made another
Speaker 1: ten pieces this morning for myself and my sons. Granted
Speaker 1: I got two of them, but I am a bacon freak,
Speaker 1: a bacon super fan. But whenever you see bacon, wrapped, bacon, bits, bacon,
Speaker 1: this bacon, that it is oftentimes the canary in the
Speaker 1: coal mine that you are eating subpar food that is
Speaker 1: trying to prop itself up using the greatness of bacon.
Speaker 1: You've gotta try my meat loaf. I don't like meat loaf, no,
Speaker 1: but mine's wrapped in bacon. Well, yes, I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: quite tasty. Because you've decided to feature bacon with a
Speaker 1: hunk of meat in the middle of it. You're not
Speaker 1: featuring your meat loaf. If meat loaf was any good,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't need bacon in it. It wouldn't need any
Speaker 1: of those things at all. When you see bacon as
Speaker 1: an ingredient in anything, it should give away to you
Speaker 1: that it's garbage. Me, I'm gonna give you something embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And I know you're gonna make fun of me because
Speaker 1: you're mean to me, but I'm gonna give you something embarrassing. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I have grown fond of something. I kept trying a
Speaker 1: bite of obs whenever she would order it when we
Speaker 1: were out, A wedge salad. You know what a wedge
Speaker 1: salad is just a big lettuce wedge, which is disgusting,
Speaker 1: but they cover it with blue cheese dressing and what
Speaker 1: else did they put on it? Every time? Bacon bits.
Speaker 1: I've started to eat a wegg salad. Kazab's always you
Speaker 1: need more vangies. I don't want you to die of
Speaker 1: doing all that thing, So I've been starting to eat
Speaker 1: a wedge salad. Have you ever once heard me come
Speaker 1: on here and talk about the greatness of salad. I've
Speaker 1: ordered a probably a couple of wedge salads both times
Speaker 1: we've eaten out in the last month, I've I've ordered
Speaker 1: a wedg salad, but I didn't come on here and
Speaker 1: tell you about the greatness of salad. You know why,
Speaker 1: I'm not naive. It's not the big hunk of disgusting
Speaker 1: lettuce that's delicious.
Speaker 6: It's the blue cheese and the bacon bits mixed together.
Speaker 6: You get a little salty, a little bit of tang
Speaker 6: from the blue cheese. The lettuce is garbage, it's barely
Speaker 6: it has no reason to be there whatsoever. That doesn't
Speaker 6: make salad great because you cover it in blue che's
Speaker 6: and bacon doesn't make salad great.
Speaker 1: Salad sucks. Same thing about meatlow And.
Speaker 2: Now here's a headline why you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1: Headlines we didn't get to red state Republicans far to
Speaker 1: the left of their voters, according to a study. This
Speaker 1: is from Just the News. I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: down the list of all the embarrassing Republicans we have
Speaker 1: from red states, because who should be embarrassed is me
Speaker 1: and you. The Republican primary voter has so failed to
Speaker 1: participate in our primary process that we are represented in
Speaker 1: the United States Senate by a bunch of filthy, low
Speaker 1: t comedies like James Langford and John Cornyn. That should
Speaker 1: never be the case in a red state. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to go off on that. That means I only
Speaker 1: got to one headline. But we'll be back tomorrow if
Speaker 1: we're all still alive anyway, that's all