WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.439 Let's get into the Minnesota Goodbye. I did a deep 2 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:04.759 dive clean deep clean is what I mean of the 3 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:07.200 mailbox last night. I sat there probably for an hour 4 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:10.599 and answered emails wow, and apologized to people for not 5 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:13.800 getting back to them. And it's just it's not hard 6 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:16.160 to keep track of it's just that, you know, it's 7 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.000 I do a shitty job of it, that's all. So 8 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:21.519 let's get into the Minnesota Goodbye. This one goes back 9 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:23.320 a couple of months, but I thought it was really interesting. 10 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:26.280 I want to share some really cool facts about my 11 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:30.280 one hundred and fifty year old New Olm home. And 12 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:32.799 this is what it came up. A couple of months ago. 13 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:34.960 We were talking about New Olm and old houses and 14 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.280 I'm so fascinated by that. So, in case you don't know, 15 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:42.439 there was an Sioux uprising in eighteen sixty two where 16 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:44.960 the Sioux were like, fuck you, you're not feeding us 17 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.200 and we're supposed to get government rations, and you won't 18 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:50.320 let us hunt, and you won't let us do this, 19 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.840 so we're going to go attack settlers. So the settlers 20 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:56.920 all fled to either Fort Ridgely or New Olm. The 21 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.640 Indians chased them into New Olm and here's what happened. 22 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:02.320 Our house was super close to where the Indians were 23 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:06.280 pushed off to the people who built our home felt 24 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:08.239 bad for them and would give them food often, and 25 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:11.760 we're friendly with them. The Indians completely left our property 26 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:14.599 alone during the uprising, didn't burn the barns, and apparently 27 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:18.959 used this land as a hospital. They also completely left 28 00:01:18.959 --> 00:01:23.359 Shells Brewery alone because they were very kind to the Indians. Also, 29 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.599 the first ever registered doctor in Minnesota was born on 30 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:30.040 our land, and the Indians had never seen a white baby, 31 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:33.159 so they all came down to see him. We live 32 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.560 about five four so miles down the road from Fort Ridgeley. 33 00:01:37.239 --> 00:01:38.920 Lots of history in our home and inter we're seeing 34 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:40.680 things like the fact that the one bathroom we have 35 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:43.640 is tiny and in a dumb spot because they added 36 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.280 it later since they didn't have any indoor plumbing when 37 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:48.400 it was built, so when they did, they just put 38 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:50.920 in the bathroom in like a random spot, like in 39 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:54.319 the middle of the living room or whatever. And anyway, 40 00:01:54.359 --> 00:01:57.439 I love our old home besides the snakes, mice and bugs. 41 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:58.719 Thank you, Hannah. 42 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:03.319 I went to the New Alm Historical Society Museum because 43 00:02:03.359 --> 00:02:05.200 I was there a couple of years ago. Yeah, that 44 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:10.159 museum is really interesting because it's very clearly like curated 45 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:14.039 over time, so like each floor definitely has like a 46 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:16.960 different author in a different decade, because it kind of 47 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.120 goes back and forth between saying like it was the 48 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:21.719 Native American's faults, it was the settler's fault, and just 49 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:24.360 kind of like tug of war. But it's actually quite 50 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:28.599 fascinating to see both points of view like happening congruently. 51 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:31.479 You know. It's it's interesting because, I mean history has 52 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:34.159 kind of shown that it was you know, the natives. 53 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:39.560 They were vicious because they were their their lifestyle was 54 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:42.120 being taken away. Any of us would have been vicious 55 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:44.879 and viciously defended, and the Natives tried to in a 56 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:47.520 lot of time, they tried to get along with us, 57 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:52.879 but we were horrible, yeah, cract and and just horrible 58 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:57.039 crappy people. So the Natives were just doing what any 59 00:02:57.360 --> 00:03:00.319 civilization with society would do, and that is like, Okay, 60 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:02.199 we try to be nice to you, now fuck you. 61 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:02.879 Yeah. 62 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:05.639 So I think that there's my short course on Native 63 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:08.360 history in pretty much the entire country. There were a 64 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:11.479 lot of It's really interesting to me and I actually 65 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:13.039 know a lot more about it than you would think 66 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.240 that I do. But a lot of the tribes were 67 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:18.439 very welcoming, yeah, and some of them weren't. 68 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:21.520 Yeah, we shanked all of them. We really kind of well. 69 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:25.680 Yeah, you talk about a race that has really been fucked. Yeah, 70 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:28.000 and that is the Natives in the United States. 71 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:28.520 M m m. 72 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:32.960 All right, let's move on to our next email. I'm 73 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:34.879 going back in time a little bit. This one goes 74 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:40.319 to earlier this summer. A couple of Mondays ago. You 75 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:43.960 shared a great Monday motivation about appreciate our parents and 76 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:45.759 if our parents are still alive, to call them and 77 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:48.599 got me thinking about something I've been struggling with. And 78 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:50.879 I'm wondering if I could do a group therapy or 79 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:52.800 ask am I the jerk? So we're gonna do this 80 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:55.439 one here on the podcast. I am an only child 81 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:59.039 the wonderful and loving parents. They have been nothing but supportive, 82 00:03:59.039 --> 00:04:01.039 and I'm so grateful I have them both in my life. 83 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:04.319 We have a great relationship. I'm grown, married, kids my own. 84 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.520 The only problem I'm dealing with is my mom text 85 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:10.439 me all the time, morning, noon, and night. There's not 86 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:12.439 a day that goes by that she doesn't check in 87 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:15.199 multiple times a day, and it's only gotten worse. And 88 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:18.519 she's retired. She's got to know every detail about what's 89 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:21.000 going on for the day, plans for the evening, asks 90 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:24.560 a bazilion questions about myself, husband and kids. I notice 91 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.120 it's even worse when I'm out of town or doing 92 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:30.120 something specific with other people. It's suffocating that I constantly 93 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:33.120 reply back and check in about every detail? Does that 94 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:36.720 make me a jerk? She just loves me and she cares. 95 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:39.839 I know it's successive, But how do I tell her 96 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:42.480 to ease up? It would crush her and I often 97 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:45.240 think how much I'll miss the check ins daily, so 98 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:47.040 I try to be patient. I know I'm lucky to 99 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.040 have my mom, but I'm wondering if it's normal or 100 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:51.680 am I a horrible person for even feeling this way? 101 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.480 Love to know what you think. That's a really good question. 102 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:59.360 We try to go easy on Carson because Carson makes 103 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:01.519 it very clear that he doesn't want to be bothered 104 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:04.319 all the time. Every five days, I'll send him a 105 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:08.240 text message. Every five days, I'll do a FaceTime or 106 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:12.040 a phone call. Yeah, but you know he doesn't want 107 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:13.399 to be pestered, he's got his own life. 108 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.319 Yeah, I try to. I mean I try to talk 109 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:18.240 to my mom if it's like texting. I tried to 110 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:21.279 talk to her like once a day potentially, because sometimes 111 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.439 I feel the same way as this person emailing in. 112 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.560 She'll text me about random stuff and I'll be like 113 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.680 what are you talking about? Or like why are you 114 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.600 telling me this? But I'm trying so hard not to 115 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:35.519 like be irked by it, because like this emailer said, 116 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:38.079 like once she's gone, I'm going to miss it, even 117 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:40.279 if it's weird in the moment, be like, I don't 118 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:42.639 know why you're telling me this, I'll still miss it 119 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:45.360 when she's gone. So I try and text my mom 120 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:48.920 every single day and then call her every four or 121 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:50.040 five days potentially. 122 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:53.079 Okay, all right, your mama. 123 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:55.920 Yeah. I mean, I'm really not someone to come to 124 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:57.879 to help this person out because I don't talk to 125 00:05:57.920 --> 00:05:59.720 my family very often at all. I haven't talked to 126 00:05:59.759 --> 00:06:01.680 my my dad doesn't even know we bought a camera van. 127 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:05.399 My mom and I maybe have spoke on the phone 128 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:08.279 once in the last like month or so. 129 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:10.160 We don't really text. 130 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:13.480 Like my mom and I catch up in short increments 131 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:15.959 and it's like a good amount of time my dad. 132 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:18.240 I just have to prepare for conversations with him because 133 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:20.959 it's two hours of him talking about himself, and so 134 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:22.120 I have to men time. 135 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:24.920 And Dad's got to do better because Fallon's dad and 136 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.000 Corey's dad did the same thing. 137 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:31.120 Yeah, so it's it's I don't I don't have any 138 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:33.519 solution for you because I don't deal with. 139 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:34.519 That at all. 140 00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:37.600 Do you think that your dad and I'm just going 141 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:39.319 to try to put this, not try to put it 142 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:41.399 on you, but do you think that your dad does 143 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:43.920 all the talking when you call him or he calls 144 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.839 because you don't have much to say, No. 145 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:47.120 Not at all. 146 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:49.040 I have so much to say. He doesn't know anything 147 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:51.600 about my life. Most of the time he didn't. I mean, 148 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:53.560 you know, obviously there's been lots of changes on the 149 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.560 morning show in the last year. My dad like never 150 00:06:55.600 --> 00:06:59.000 even knew about most of them until like half like 151 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.680 months after they happened. Because when we talk, it's the 152 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:05.040 same conversation. The most recent conversation has been about the 153 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:07.959 fact that he is in some golf tournament with old 154 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:10.920 high school friends, and it's every time I've talked to 155 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.560 him for four months, he talked about that golf tournament 156 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:16.480 that was coming up for about twenty minutes. I time 157 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:19.759 the moment he finally asked me a question about myself, 158 00:07:19.759 --> 00:07:20.959 and I send it to my sister's zone. 159 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:23.199 Oh no, you time it. Oh my god, so like 160 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:25.480 thirty minutes into it before he asked you about yourself. 161 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:26.920 Trust me, it's not just me. He does it with 162 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:27.600 my sisters too. 163 00:07:27.639 --> 00:07:29.240 I was just on the phone with my older sister 164 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.120 last night and she said that he called her and 165 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.800 was talking her ear off about some guy who's running 166 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:36.600 for senate or something in Wisconsin, was at this pizza 167 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:38.839 place he was at, and just like talked to her 168 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:41.040 about it for like twenty minutes, asked her one question 169 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:43.360 and like let her answer, and then went back to 170 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:46.360 talking about whatever he wanted to for another However. 171 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.079 That is the worst, and I think any of us 172 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:52.240 could learn, like let the other person talk, but also 173 00:07:52.439 --> 00:07:54.519 ask that person a fucking question. 174 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:56.879 I would say, like, yeah, it would be nice obviously 175 00:07:56.879 --> 00:07:59.120 if they ask you questions. That goes more back and forth. 176 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:01.879 But for people like that that just talk and talk 177 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:03.879 and talk and talk, in my brain, I just think 178 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:05.680 they probably don't have a lot of people to talk to. 179 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:07.319 They don't, and that's why I let my dad do it. 180 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:10.680 Yeah, he doesn't have but like, I also can't feel 181 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:13.680 bad because he's built his life to be like that, right, Yeah, 182 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:17.079 like I can't take full responsibility for him not having 183 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:19.360 a big social life of other people to talk to, 184 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:22.439 So of course I let him talk. I'm not upset 185 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:26.279 about it. I just have to mentally prepare for my conversations. Yeah, 186 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:26.720 for sure. 187 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:30.000 Yeah, it was kind of like that person. Remember about 188 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.200 two weeks ago, I said that I was at lunch 189 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:34.840 with somebody or we'd gone to dinner, and they wouldn't 190 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:36.879 stop talking, and I finally said, you need to let 191 00:08:36.919 --> 00:08:40.360 me talk. I want to talk. And they were so hurt, 192 00:08:40.919 --> 00:08:44.399 but it was like fucking a you never stop talking. 193 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:46.559 Whenever I start to talk, you let me get one 194 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:49.639 sentence and then it's back to you. You never asked 195 00:08:49.639 --> 00:08:52.960 me about myself, and we honestly we haven't spoken since. Yeah, 196 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:56.000 that's right, and it is sad. All right. This is 197 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:59.919 an interesting one. It says, hello, my favorite morning crew. 198 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:02.360 You always hear about body count, but I heard a 199 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:04.960 better way to think about it. I feel that this 200 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.360 is more for women, but there are exceptions for everything. 201 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:10.120 So your body count should be the actually number of 202 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:14.440 the people who actually got you to finish, not the 203 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:17.200 body count of the people who you hooked up with. 204 00:09:17.799 --> 00:09:18.960 Okay, God, So the. 205 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:23.159 Body count then goes way down. So hypothetically a body 206 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:25.559 count is twenty six, but the number of people who 207 00:09:25.600 --> 00:09:28.519 actually crossed the finish line with you, that number goes 208 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:33.759 down to three for me, just three. Sorry, super random 209 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:38.000 and it always made me laugh. Love you guys, right, 210 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:39.559 that's from Kristin. 211 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:43.039 God, I love you, Chris. I think that's awesome, brilliant, 212 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:48.240 that's brilliant. I have pretty much had sex with nobody, 213 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:50.679 I kidd Is it that bad? 214 00:09:51.600 --> 00:09:52.480 Ye? That's a lot bad. 215 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:54.799 It is pretty close to like the math that Kristin 216 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:56.799 just did of twenty six to three. I mean I 217 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:58.440 have a higher number than that, and I don't care, 218 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:01.720 I'll admit that, but it's pretty close in terms of 219 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:02.720 like percentage. 220 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:04.840 I think there's as a guy, I'm going to try 221 00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:07.519 to give you the guy's perspective. Okay, sometimes we don't 222 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:10.440 know what especially when we're in experience, we don't know 223 00:10:10.480 --> 00:10:14.279 what it takes to get you there, so we think 224 00:10:14.320 --> 00:10:17.200 you're not going to get there and so then we 225 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.159 go ahead and finish. So we're working, work and work, 226 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:22.200 and we're trying all these things that we know that 227 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:25.759 we think work, and nothing seems to work. And that's 228 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:31.159 probably from anexperience and also inexperience with that particular partner. 229 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:33.440 So if you're with a partner and you know what 230 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.799 they love, then you go do what they love. But 231 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.600 sometimes what that person love is not something the other 232 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:40.559 person loves. 233 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:43.360 Right, And I will take blame for a lot of 234 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:47.120 my lack of I guess body count if that's how 235 00:10:47.159 --> 00:10:51.399 we're putting it, Because when I was young, I just pretended. 236 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:53.679 I pretended like I was liking something because that's what 237 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:55.480 I thought I was supposed to do. And so it's 238 00:10:55.559 --> 00:10:58.320 unfair to that person, the partner I always like was 239 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.960 engaging in activities with. But I also think that there 240 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:04.279 are just a lot of selfish people out there who 241 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:06.919 won't even try to learn. 242 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.440 And I hear it all the time. I was talking 243 00:11:09.559 --> 00:11:12.240 with a friend of mine yesterday, and it's weird that 244 00:11:12.399 --> 00:11:14.879 you know, you're like, why would you? Susan gets annoyed 245 00:11:14.879 --> 00:11:16.720 with me because they're like, yeah, I talked to this 246 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:19.200 friend and they were telling me about their husband. So 247 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:21.159 I was talking to this friend and they were telling 248 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:23.559 me about their husband. Now they do they have sex 249 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:27.320 once every six months and he climbs on, finishes and 250 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:30.120 then slides off. And she's like, and I got to 251 00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:32.879 pretend that that's normal. And I'm like, well, you know 252 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:34.720 it's not normal. But I think that there are a 253 00:11:34.759 --> 00:11:37.200 lot of guys who for whatever reason slide on, do 254 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:38.480 their thing and slide off. 255 00:11:40.320 --> 00:11:40.639 All right. 256 00:11:40.679 --> 00:11:45.120 Going through some other older emails and like I said, 257 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:47.879 cleaned out the email box last night, and I'm going 258 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:49.519 to hit the lead on that one so I will 259 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:53.720 know not to read it again. Let's see, I am 260 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:57.919 a special ed teacher and every day I searched through 261 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:00.240 the National Today dates to create a question to the 262 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:02.399 day of the students. This morning has stumbled upon the 263 00:12:02.440 --> 00:12:05.200 dead fact that it is National Radio Day. This was 264 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:08.159 last Friday. So happy day to you all. You're my 265 00:12:08.200 --> 00:12:10.240 favorite and make each day something to look forward to. 266 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.759 I've listened through all the stages of my life, and 267 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:14.519 like many others, it's fun to think back to the 268 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:17.240 days when we would beg our bus driver to put 269 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:19.279 on Katie WB. Oh, put on. 270 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:21.080 Katie wb that's cute. 271 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:24.639 A quick topic for the Minnesota Goodbye is Halloween is 272 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:27.559 rapidly approaching. Were you a household that did store bought 273 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:32.360 or homemade Halloween costumes? Either way, what's your most memorable 274 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:36.080 childhood costume? Thanks for listening. If this constitute is staff 275 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:39.000 writer sticker, here is my address and absolutely I will 276 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:41.559 send you a staff writer to sticker Jenny. Were you 277 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:45.639 homemade or store bought and give me your most memorable costume? 278 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:48.279 We were homemade because we were Paul and my mom 279 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:51.240 knows how to sew. So my most memorable was the 280 00:12:51.279 --> 00:12:53.840 fact that my older sister and I were toothpaste. I 281 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:57.679 was Crested and she was Colgate one year, so we 282 00:12:57.679 --> 00:13:00.279 were tubes of toothpaste and that is huge one of 283 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:04.320 my favorite that's cute, one of my absolute favorite Halloween costumes, Bailey. 284 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:07.320 We were kind of homemade, like we would get all 285 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:10.159 of our costumes at Goodwill and then put them together ourselves, 286 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:13.240 and me and my sister trigger treated like forever too long, 287 00:13:14.159 --> 00:13:16.159 And I think literally the first thing I thought of 288 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:19.799 was one year, my sister was Karnak from you know 289 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.159 who Johnny Carson, Yeah, Johnny Carson Show. 290 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:25.960 She was Karnak with turbine and Oh my God, and 291 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.080 then funny. 292 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:31.000 I was zombie Donald Trump when he was on the Apprentice. 293 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:33.840 So I walked around in a suit and I had 294 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:35.480 a little briefcase and a combover. 295 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:39.960 That's funny, you know, it's funny. I don't remember. We 296 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:42.080 were a little bit of both. We had very cheap 297 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:46.279 store bought costumes, usually hand me down from my brother 298 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:49.320 from when he was younger. I had Casper the Friendly Ghost, 299 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:51.519 and it was one of those plastic masks with a 300 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:53.960 cheap rubber band around the back that always broke. And 301 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.399 I think I was at Donald Duck one time, and 302 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:59.519 all the other years, I truly do not remember what 303 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:02.080 I was except when I was. The last year I 304 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:04.480 went trigger treating was probably in six or seventh grade. 305 00:14:04.799 --> 00:14:07.320 I made a robot costume out of a cardboard box 306 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.960 and I painted it up and I put lights and 307 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.039 dials on it, and I put a head on the 308 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:13.039 top and I painted it silver, but I ran out 309 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:15.360 of silver paint, so half of the box was still. 310 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.000 It said, like, you know, I don't know, potatoes or 311 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:20.799 something on the side. And I remember trick or treating 312 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:23.759 and realizing I was too old real. So that was 313 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:25.799 the last time I trigger or treated. Sixth or seventh 314 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:26.399 or eighth grade. 315 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:30.360 I tricker treated into high school because my sister loved candy. Okay, 316 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:31.159 let's get more. 317 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:34.039 Yeah, I think whatever. Kids in high school, it's like 318 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.159 in a couple of years are going to be a 319 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:37.919 college and being adults. People like I don't like high 320 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:41.759 school kids trick or treating. Let them trigger treating as you're. 321 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:43.720 Wearing a costume. You could show up and she'll give 322 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:44.120 you candy. 323 00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:45.720 I don't even care if they're not wearing a costume, 324 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:48.320 you know, if that brings them joy of me giving 325 00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:51.679 them a fucking almond joy in some dots, I don't care. 326 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:54.279 Come to my house. You're more than welcome to take 327 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:55.600 my almond joy in dots. 328 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.360 Come and take it. Please it in there anymore. 329 00:14:58.440 --> 00:14:59.679 Did you guys ever go up to the house and 330 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:01.960 be like, retreat And then the person at the door 331 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:05.360 was like, I choose trick. Now they expected you to 332 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.399 do a trick some Oh my gosh, there was someone 333 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:09.639 in my aunt's neighborhood who did that every time we 334 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:11.399 want and then they'd give you candy eventually. 335 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.080 But I was always like, oh, here, we go what 336 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:14.320 kind of trick do I have today? 337 00:15:14.519 --> 00:15:17.320 One guy like gave out riddles because he chose tricks, 338 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.120 So he would give you this like little baggy that 339 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:21.360 had all these riddles in it. It was kind of cool, actually, 340 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:22.679 I liked that one. 341 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:24.879 Uh, this is an email that is I think is 342 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:26.879 probably better on the air. So we're gonna kind of 343 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:29.039 save that on the air because they're wondering whether downtown 344 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:31.879 Minneapolis is safe or not. They said they live in 345 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:35.519 the suburbs. They will work as a server in downtown Minneapolis. 346 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:38.399 They're gonna have to park four blocks away, and they 347 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:41.200 won't get out of work until after midnight. And they're 348 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:46.639 worried about walking through downtown Minneapolis alone a woman four 349 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:50.840 blocks after midnight. I would worry about that too. I 350 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:55.279 worry about Alison walking to the Target corporation and she's 351 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:57.759 right there in the parking garage because and it would 352 00:15:57.759 --> 00:16:00.679 be whether that was in Denver or Cleveland or Cincinnati 353 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:04.919 or Spokane, any city. But yeah, I absolutely would worry 354 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:07.600 about that, and I would do some checking before you 355 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:09.879 you know, she's trying to decide where to take the job. Yeah, 356 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:11.720 does anybody know more about this than me? 357 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:14.240 I feel like sometimes they have like escort service where 358 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:17.600 you can get escorted to your car by somebody. And 359 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:20.399 I mean, I live in Minneapolis, and I'm in Minneapolis 360 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:23.720 a lot after hours, like late into the hours. I 361 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.639 think as long as you're walking briskly to your car 362 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:30.759 and you're paying attention, you're like, you know, staying alert, 363 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.759 then you should be fine. Because I don't agree when 364 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:36.559 people are like Minneapolis is a lawless city, Like, well, 365 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:40.120 are you standing around and talking to strangers? Just walk, walk, walk, 366 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:43.279 go fast and be purposeful in your walking. 367 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:50.840 All right? Next one, Hello, fam, longtime listen. It's for Dave. Dave, 368 00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:52.759 did you just hear about this plane that made a 369 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:54.960 landing on a highway in northern Minnesota? And they put 370 00:16:54.960 --> 00:16:57.519 a picture of a plane that's pretty much intact and 371 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:01.360 it is a one engine propeller plane, looks like it 372 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:05.319 holds about six people. My question to you is, since 373 00:17:05.319 --> 00:17:09.440 you're a pilot, do airplanes you fly have emergency parachutes 374 00:17:09.480 --> 00:17:11.559 of any kind if you can't land? Or is that 375 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:14.519 only in military planes? Well let me know if I 376 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:16.319 get boring, because this I could talk about this for 377 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:19.039 a long time. No, most of the planes that you'll 378 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:21.680 see that are like that are my size planes. They 379 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:25.400 do not have an emergency parachute. But there is one 380 00:17:25.440 --> 00:17:28.720 brand that does. It's called the Cirrus and they're made 381 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:35.119 in Duluth and they're beautiful, very expensive, very high quality 382 00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:38.200 sports cars of airplanes, and they have an emergency parachute. 383 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:41.319 Problem with Cirrus is that they crash and kill people 384 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:44.960 at a disproportionate rate because people will take that plane 385 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:47.400 up in bad weather when they're not qualified, because that 386 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:50.920 is their literal safety net, and then they will get 387 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:54.640 in trouble and they will kill themselves because they feel like, well, 388 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:57.799 I'm safe, I've got a parachute. So there are some 389 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:02.119 that have a parachute, but in my opinion and my reading, 390 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.880 they are also you still got to be very careful. 391 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:09.640 Military planes do not have parachutes. They have ejection seats. Yeah, 392 00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:12.759 so if the pilot is in trouble and the plane's 393 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:15.319 going to crash, you pull the handle and it'll shoot 394 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:17.359 you out of the top of the plane like in 395 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:21.480 top gun. Sure, and that is an ejection seat, then 396 00:18:21.519 --> 00:18:24.720 you will parachute down. Also, I'm sure it depends on speed, 397 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:26.920 but if the engines go out and you're just gliding. 398 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:29.880 How far can you actually glide before you have to land? 399 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:32.920 That's a good question. It depends on how high you are, 400 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:36.279 because the higher you are you can actually glide a 401 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:37.920