WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:03.160 At you to sit back, relax and enjoy the story. 2 00:00:03.240 --> 00:00:15.960 I'll aimos Fremanda. Well, mister and missus George Stevens are 3 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.920 finally crashed into the upper trust of society. Today they 4 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:21.960 received an invitation to a formal party. The Kingfish is 5 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:24.079 able to squeeze into his old full dress suit, but 6 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:26.440 Samphire is now in the act of demanding a new 7 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:27.719 formal dress from her husband. 8 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.719 But George men is different. They just wear the same 9 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:33.079 full dress suit. But a woman's gotta have a new 10 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:33.960 dress nowadays. 11 00:00:34.359 --> 00:00:37.159 Yeah, well you gotta evening dress. You ain't gotta have 12 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:39.320 a new dress every time you turn around. Wait the 13 00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:44.719 one I got? I don't dam How about that dress 14 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:46.320 that you had once the white one went? 15 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:49.719 The long friends Shamus had dress on the Parogroste's on 16 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:50.399 it that I wed. 17 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:54.560 Oh well, maybe we better forget about this formal affairs. 18 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:56.119 But I don't get out of this house much and 19 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:58.000 I wants to go. Now what are I gonna do 20 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:00.479 by the formal dress? I'd like to get a tapa, 21 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:01.679 so I'm Russell's when. 22 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:06.200 I walk here. Well, if Rustling has already worn about, well, 23 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:08.079 when your old dresses and tire some paper bags. 24 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:14.560 And I had one dress that out and go everywhere, 25 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:16.359 but everybody I know hasn't seen it. 26 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:18.400 Whis one of d my form of dress with a 27 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.680 low cut back that I bought. 28 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:21.200 Dress with a little cut back. Why don't you just 29 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:22.719 turn it around and are you. 30 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:28.560 Rist and Joyce. I've been keeping sixty dollars in your 31 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:30.079 money that you was to use the something on your 32 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:32.239 fishing hit. Now I'm gonna take that sixty dollars and 33 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:32.599 buy me. 34 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:34.480 We tells a minute, Jore, wait till the a minute, Huney, 35 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:37.000 don't spend that fifty dollars of mine. Leave it to me, honey, 36 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:47.439 I'll do something about getting you a dressed well, kings Fish, 37 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.120 I'm glad to hear that you and your wife is 38 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:52.359 invited to this social puncture. Oh yeah, Henry, we'll be 39 00:01:52.439 --> 00:01:54.760 there all right. You know it's being killed for mister 40 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:58.280 Alfred Barrington, the social life for just a rite from California. Yes, 41 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:01.280 I hear. They got in town to the where is 42 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:03.920 the window Friday to give the port where it seems 43 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.000 that mister Darrington came through on it has to throw 44 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:10.759 him out come by afraid hundred birdserver. Yes, that's right, 45 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:12.759 our troop of this went down to the yacht to 46 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:14.719 get count of the yachts for this big social event. 47 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:18.520 Yees so well, ting fish, they hold well, ting fish, 48 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:20.759 they hold. I gotta get top buy a new formal drive. 49 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:22.599 I gotta get there by a new formal drive. I 50 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:24.520 gotta get sup. Oh, yes, you want to put a 51 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:27.120 friend hurst strap receivement. Gown has a few spots on her, 52 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:30.639 but mind you these pots in champagne and key. Oh yeah, well, 53 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:33.439 I'll see that scrap of seth on your way for 54 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:35.639 Tell me this. How does that thing stay up on 55 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:38.159 her with those straps over shoulder holding the door well 56 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:40.520 around the top of the dress. On the inside there's 57 00:02:40.560 --> 00:02:43.520 a strip of adhesy safre and circles her entire body. 58 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:47.319 D he's a safer. Yes. When we return home in 59 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:49.520 the evening, I always have to unhook the dress and 60 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:54.439 give her a gasoline rub down. The surf say that 61 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:56.240 you gotta have a new form of dress, and I 62 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:59.479 ain't got no money to buy one. Well, very confidential, kingfish. 63 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:02.319 You what my wife Clara does sometime or what is that? 64 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:05.120 She buys a dress on the charge account, wears it 65 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:07.879 that night and takes it back the next day. Didn't 66 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:11.280 know you could do that. Oh, yeah, yes, indeed, some 67 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:13.479 dresses are in the water so many parties that the 68 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:17.360 price tag is even a little prey. You don't tell me, 69 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.479 you know what the price tag is put on with 70 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:22.000 them A little lead washes so you can't get them off, 71 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.560 you know. And when the dress is wore, the tag 72 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.879 must be covered with something. Well, how in the world 73 00:03:26.919 --> 00:03:30.199 can a woman hide the tag? Well, Kingfish, whenever you 74 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.159 see a woman at the party wearing a corse IgE 75 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:41.800 under her arm, the dress goes back. Henry, this is 76 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:44.919 a good idea. You don't gimme. One of my good friend, 77 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.080 Andy Brown has got a charge account that doesn't work 78 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:58.840 in conditions working conditions. Come in, Kingfish, come in. Well, 79 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:01.240 hello brother, And he's been talking to the credit manager 80 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:03.680 the Globe Department store about you. I don't know what 81 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:05.680 I'm a sent. Yeah, well, the credit man's book. Very 82 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:08.439 hard of you, say, they Missie over there, He wonders, 83 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:10.439 why you don't take advantage of his credit system in 84 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.520 this country? What do you mean what creditism? Them charge 85 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:15.759 account's gonna give a man nothing but trouble. Well, now 86 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.360 don't say that they their charge accounts is the important thing. 87 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:22.839 They're established. Credit. Credit is the whole basis of economics. Economics, 88 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.800 what is them? I was surprised to see how ignorant 89 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:29.480 you is. Then ain't you ever hear of the economics? 90 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:31.800 I don't hear of them, but I never seed one. 91 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:35.399 What is it economics? My praid is the science and 92 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:40.199 why everybody is vote. Oh they got a bureau down 93 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:42.879 and watching the health people on that stub. It's called 94 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:45.920 the Bureau of Supplying the man. Well how do the 95 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:49.560 Bureau ofs applying the man's work? Well, these highest paid 96 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:53.040 politicians down there, you see their page, so that when 97 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:55.519 somebody builds up a supply they can take out some 98 00:04:55.639 --> 00:04:59.240 way the government can demand it that. Well, what has 99 00:04:59.279 --> 00:04:59.879 that got to do with? 100 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:00.199 Meet? 101 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:02.959 Charging stuff at the Globe department store? World trade and 102 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:06.759 it keeps everybody is going all over the world. The 103 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:10.319 different countries are trading on credit. Oh yeah, the United 104 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:14.079 States does it? Trans does it? Russia? Tasmania or Mania, 105 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:19.839 room Mania, all the Menias do they do? Huh oh yeah, 106 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:22.319 and the Slavias too, check over and you go there 107 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:25.560 do it? Then all trades on credits? Well, that ain't 108 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:27.000 got nothing to me. I don't want to do it. 109 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.240 And when I love the man, even in a little 110 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:32.240 country like Bulgaria uses credit. And you don't mean to 111 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:34.399 sit there and tell me that you any better than Bulgaria. 112 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:38.720 But how can these big countries deal on credit? Lend LEAs? 113 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:42.279 Oh yeah I heard about that? What is this? Len leads? Well, 114 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:45.160 Len leaders, when some country wants us to lend them 115 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:48.000 something and the least we can do and let them 116 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:58.240 have it? Yeah, yeah, I say what you mean, col 117 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:01.720 len leaves work both. We made a deal with Sweden, 118 00:06:01.759 --> 00:06:04.120 you know Sweden. What did we get from them? Well, 119 00:06:04.199 --> 00:06:06.439 they'll send us a lot of smogas boards, another kind 120 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:17.120 of lumber over here. Well tell me this kingfish. When 121 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:20.079 countries are dealing with others, how come they chargers everything 122 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:22.800 instead of fan can Well the economic world credit len 123 00:06:22.959 --> 00:06:25.360 leaves that the credit structure will for the pieces if 124 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:27.720 crediting you. And that's why you are to go over 125 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:30.720 to the gold department store and charge of them. Yeah 126 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:32.800 you're right. You know, I wonder what I could charge 127 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:35.519 over there. Well, now let us think, uh shop fire 128 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:38.079 could use a new evening gown. I could charge it 129 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:39.839 to your account. Now there's a lucky break for you 130 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:46.160 right there. You see, yeah, yeah, that's right. We could Hey, 131 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:48.839 wait a minute, I'd have to pay for that. No, no, 132 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:50.560 tell you how would work it though, see you just 133 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:53.079 to We'll go over there, get the desk, charge it 134 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:55.560 to you, shield wear it Friday night. We'll take it 135 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:57.680 back to the store on Saturday. And that way more 136 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:00.439 cost than nothing. We can keep the world credits going 137 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:03.839 all the time. Is well. If Bulgaric can do it, 138 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:05.759 I can do it. It's a deal. Oh that's just 139 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:08.319 the now. Everything one's moothing a feel a lot better. 140 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:09.759 I ain't worried no more. Wait a minute, tell me 141 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:12.160 that king fish. Why is you always in such a jam? 142 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:14.839 One week you got to get yourself a place to live. 143 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.800 Next week you're in trouble with the grocery man, the butcher. 144 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:20.680 Next time you got to get a dressed. Why is 145 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:24.920 you always in a jam? Well, one word will fling 146 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:27.959 the whole thing to the end, and that word is 147 00:07:34.879 --> 00:08:03.199 more than necessary thing my fee. You want to dance 148 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:06.759 on the saul my head, not to rest in the day. 149 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:10.800 The loss said, drop and have fun. But the landlord 150 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:20.439 said you explain to see love the old world is 151 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:26.920 really your wealthyed a man. It's all in a count 152 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:35.440 of mesity, a count of necessity, a count on necessity. 153 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:42.759 The jail would never be except for talk too. Send that. Well, 154 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:54.840 how did I get in there? Necessity? Well, brother, and 155 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:56.759 I want to thank you for looking at charge. Just 156 00:08:56.879 --> 00:08:59.200 your address to your accountant. Yeah, well, don't forget now 157 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:01.039 that that's going back of the store for credit on 158 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.799 Saturday morning. And be careful and tell your wife not 159 00:09:03.879 --> 00:09:06.240 this bill nothing on there because that's pink and it's 160 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:08.759 gonna show spot. Yeah. Well, i'll see the chief nothing 161 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:12.639 but salmon and drinks nothing but pink lemonade. Yeah, so 162 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.919 in case she dribbles, it will match. You. See, Well, 163 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:17.120 if anything happens with that dress, you is gonna play 164 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:19.279 thirty nine dollars and fifty cents. Way, wait a minute, anda, 165 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:21.159 that give me an idea. Thirty nine fifty If you 166 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:22.960 watch here, take the dress out the box here and 167 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:24.840 change the price tag a little bit too, I won't 168 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:27.120 think it's too cheap. Yeah, that might be a good idea. 169 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:29.720 What you're gonna change the thirty nine and fifty two, Well, 170 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:31.679 i'll make a eight out of that tree. That'll make 171 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:34.559 it eighty nine fifty. Yeah, that's the stuff. The more 172 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:37.200 woman figures a dress, cause the more thrills you get 173 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:38.919 out of them. Oh yeah, that's right, bro. Then I 174 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:41.639 don't know it sounds filler, but that's their female tyrology. 175 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:46.320 Eighty nine fifty thrill is more than a thirty nine 176 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:50.519 fifty thrill. There's a difference there, fifty trills you see. Yeah, 177 00:09:50.679 --> 00:09:53.399 we'll go ahead, change that price, give me a fountain fandana. 178 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:55.679 Hey this is a cheap man. I don't know if 179 00:09:55.720 --> 00:09:57.559 the thing will work. Yeah, well here I go. Now 180 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:00.320 I'll make a ead out of that tree. Uh. Hey, man, 181 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:02.279 ain't no inking the thing is? Well, they must be 182 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:04.360 inking there, I guess fill us this morning row at 183 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:07.440 the bank while the policeman wasn't looking, and you sure 184 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:08.080 you got inking? 185 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:08.240 Here? 186 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:10.759 It's cut the bottle dry and started a girdling for more. 187 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:14.320 Maybe the ink is jammed up there. Well i'll shake 188 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:16.679 the things. See be there, Oh king fish, look what 189 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:18.559 you're gun done? You got ink all over the bottom 190 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:20.000 of that dress. Oh why didn't you tell me this 191 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:22.200 was a bad pin. The bottom of that dress is ruined. 192 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.759 That story. Don't take this dress back. You're gonna pay 193 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.480 for it. Bull Gary or noteball garret. You wear a 194 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:31.080 minute chair. This was your pin and the inkbos on 195 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:33.639 that dress is all your fall Oh my path. I'm 196 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:35.480 glad you agree with with me. Do I got you? 197 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:37.559 Wait a minute, chair, Wait a minute. Jew is the 198 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:39.399 one that got the ink on that dress? Yeah, but 199 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:41.399 in the eyes of the law, I inc ad dress. 200 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:43.919 But it was your pin and that automatic make you 201 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:49.759 the inky? That's what it is. High is the inky? Yeah? 202 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:55.919 I was the inker. Since you owned the fountain pin, 203 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.000 you done the damn it. You was guilty under the 204 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.600 fountain pin law. What I paying the law you handed 205 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:04.200 depend to me. You committed the capillary act to cause 206 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:09.399 the horse name. You handed me the lethal instantly. Look yeah, 207 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:11.600 I still got your fingerprints on it. I would have 208 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:14.399 had on bluff. You know that the hord you'll fall too. 209 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:16.240 I took it for granted that this was a perfectly 210 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:20.639 he'll legit them with pomptin pence. I as sorry as 211 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:23.519 buck ever started this thing. What is I gonna do 212 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:25.639 about it? You were a responsible for the whole thing. 213 00:11:25.799 --> 00:11:27.879 Now listen here, can't fashod On took off for you. 214 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:30.000 I'm gonna talk. They don't you get tough with me. You. 215 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:32.039 I got a good noise to pop you writing a note? 216 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:33.679 You hit me and you're gonna take a cup time 217 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:36.279 I jumped on you. You good for nothing bum. You're 218 00:11:36.279 --> 00:11:38.320 getting me in trouble. Don't you call me no bunk? 219 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:40.320 You big twmph. That's so I'll take off your coat. 220 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:42.240 All right, Let's take off our coat and put it 221 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:44.720 off your all right, let's go to it. Got your image, 222 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:46.320 you're just the time to see a good fight. Yeah, 223 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:47.960 glad you come in in times that Well. I ain't 224 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:49.559 gonna stop it, but I think you both ought to 225 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:51.799 be ashamed of yourself. A couple of gold men, can 226 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:54.720 you hand them by yourself? You don't need me, all right, amos. 227 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:56.639 If that's the way you feel about it, let's start something. 228 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:58.840 Smack me in the face once, Just smack me in 229 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:04.600 the face. Just what caring? I said? Once? Uh uh? 230 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.080 And look here, you're gonna let him us get away 231 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.279 with that hitting back. Oh now, listen, many, I don't 232 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.120 want to start no fight with you. Well, come to 233 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:12.600 think about it, I don't want to fight with Julie, 234 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:14.919 am Well, okay, then any less, settle this thing some 235 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:17.000 other way. Well, I'm getting out of here and letting 236 00:12:17.000 --> 00:12:32.080 you two cowards alone. So long fell all right, Jody, Well, 237 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:36.679 I was down gone, I'm I didn't that took I didn't. 238 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:40.279 I was hi Andy. Hey, listen, I'm supposed to make 239 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.960 the King fish here at your barber shop. We almost 240 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:44.919 had a fight, but we've done made up now. The 241 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.679 King's been phoned me and said he was coming over 242 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:52.720 to see me down handy. Yeah, you know what. You 243 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:54.960 sure got a lot of hair laying around on the 244 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:57.679 floor here in the barber shop. I can't find a 245 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:00.159 giant hit to clean up the blue come but that 246 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:05.759 has been there for long. It's turning grave. Yeah. Well, 247 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:08.159 from the look to that floor there, you have been 248 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:11.240 pretty busy. Yeah. He has tective from the boarding Hills 249 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:14.279 coming this morning. And then looked the blaze over. He said, 250 00:13:14.320 --> 00:13:16.039 you have got any rug on the floor, you better 251 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:22.000 sweep with her. Well, me and the King fires in 252 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:27.399 a little couple. The King show that dress to short shorty. 253 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:30.080 Take a look at this dress. Tell me that I 254 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:31.799 say you know anything about taking spots out of the 255 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:34.600 dusk now, I mean, hand me the dress. I got 256 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:36.759 some sunny move with stuff right here. I want to 257 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:38.720 test it to see if the ink is permanent, then 258 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:42.759 lay it down on the table. Yeah, I think it's permanent. Yeah, 259 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:45.200 the fellow don't give me room with the breg Now 260 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:46.720 I see some of the stuff out of the bottom 261 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:48.120 on this right here, and then I love it again 262 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:51.240 right here? And what do you think is the ink permanent? 263 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:57.679 I don't know what the material? Chordy? And look what 264 00:13:57.799 --> 00:13:59.440 you've done done to the dress that you don't put 265 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.279 a hole in the that's not the Look what it 266 00:14:01.360 --> 00:14:05.039 does to my table now he is in the oh 267 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:06.960 and look here I got eyes. Yeah, an'mber one thing 268 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:08.559 to do. Let me pay a sizzing short and me 269 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:09.879 and a you'll go in the back room here and 270 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:11.559 cut off the bottom of the dress in front where 271 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:13.519 the damage is done. Give me the dress there you 272 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:17.600 will have good luck. Come on, king, say lay it 273 00:14:17.679 --> 00:14:20.200 down right there. Now we'll cut off the bottom of 274 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:24.799 the dress right here in front. Yeah. Uh now, now 275 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:27.159 how is that ending? Well? Now the dress is too 276 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:29.240 long in back. You better cut off some of the 277 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:34.720 back too. Uh how is it now? Now the back 278 00:14:34.840 --> 00:14:37.360 is too short, You better go back to the front, 279 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:41.399 cut a little more off, eating that up. Uh. As 280 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:44.320 we sniffed past the ink stins in the hole. Yeah, 281 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:47.960 you passed that two snips ago. But the back is 282 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:49.679 too long now, yeah, I leave in the back up 283 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:52.720 a little bit. I turned around here. Oh this scisz 284 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:54.480 and slipped then, and don't cut a V in the thing. 285 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.879 Look at that. We're telling them it's the new style, 286 00:14:57.519 --> 00:14:58.919 the only dress they have a think with a V 287 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:02.919 neck in the bottom. We're jeffinit to cut spit across 288 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:06.320 and take that video. Ja, Yeah this is this is 289 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:08.360 still a good evening dress. The only thing is they're 290 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:09.799 gonna have to wear it in the afternoon. That's the 291 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:12.320 only difference. Though. You think that the store is gonna 292 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:14.440 take this back? Now, pick up the pieces and let's 293 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:16.879 take the dress over to our lawyer stone Wall, the Guardia. 294 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:34.960 Maybe he can help us out of this. Man. Well, 295 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:36.960 come on and let's go in here and see our lawyer, 296 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:40.519 the Guardia stone War. Hello there, look Guardia, Hey, you 297 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:47.279 look kind of tired. Stone Wall exhausted. It's more not 298 00:15:47.519 --> 00:15:49.360 Chase ambling already? 299 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:51.960 Was there disappartant? 300 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:54.720 Uh didn't you catch dambal in? Oh yeah, yeah, when 301 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:58.840 I got inside it was full of lawyer. Yeah, well 302 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.480 that mercer made it kind of crowded for the patient. No, no, 303 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:05.279 he was up punk with the drive. Listen, look, warder, 304 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:07.399 were is in a jam? That was I don't life 305 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:11.480 about being alone? Everybody comes in there's in trouble. H Well, 306 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:13.200 this is the little kind of trouble. Look, warrior, this 307 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:22.360 is about a skirt. And listen to them skirts calls nine. No, no, 308 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:25.360 the warter. Not that kind of skirt. This is a dress. Yeah, 309 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:28.360 we gotta find somebody to know something about ink Spot. 310 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:29.399 Now I'm your man. 311 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:31.240 I just bought four of their records. 312 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:36.799 Listen, look, Waria, let me tell you what's wrong? Is 313 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:40.720 you listening? I'm bother. You don't look like you're listening. 314 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:42.159 Your eyes are closed. 315 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:44.159 And most of the time I listened with my els. 316 00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:49.679 Well look here, look, Wardia. You see we bought a 317 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:51.480 dress of the store, and now we got to take 318 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:54.039 it back because it's got incon Why did you buy 319 00:16:54.039 --> 00:16:56.159 a dress with an inc on it? No? Look heah, 320 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:58.080 we got the econ the dail there. We got it home. 321 00:16:58.159 --> 00:16:59.919 Then we tried to get the egof by cutting the 322 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:02.279 thing with scissors. Yeah, well we slipped the whole bottom 323 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:04.480 off the thing. You know, it's a good thing you 324 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:07.200 buy to see me because there's something you shouldn't know. 325 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:12.640 What's that you will damage that dress? Well, we already 326 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:16.359 know that it was accidental. Here's a dress. See where 327 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:20.279 we tried to snip off the each bus beside to sniff, 328 00:17:20.359 --> 00:17:22.640 but you snuff past the place where you should have 329 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:26.519 stop snapping. But boy, look, yeah, we gotta do something 330 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:29.200 about returning this dress. And it's a it's gonna cost 331 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:31.480 a thirty nine dollars tiercent there or what is the 332 00:17:31.559 --> 00:17:33.799 legal angle on there? Well, just walk up to the 333 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.480 department store and try to hide them into taking a sack. Yeah, 334 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:39.920 but what if that don't work, then you have to 335 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.960 take all the pizzas, wrap them up, then send attack. 336 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:46.680 But they wrapping it's very important. There's only one thing 337 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:58.960 to wrap it in. Uh what's that fifty nine? Well? Miss, 338 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:01.400 you can see that dress, damn is that's why we 339 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:03.559 brung it back here to the complaint the part Yeah, 340 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:05.799 and the gustomer was always right. Did us come in it? 341 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:08.000 When I don't give us no argument? Mother, you either 342 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:10.200 got to take the dress back or I won't buy 343 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:12.559 the more stuff here and charge mister Brown's account. This 344 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:16.079 press was in perfect condition when you bought it. Somebody 345 00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:19.599 has cut several inches off the bottom of the scarp. Well, 346 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:21.880 we ain't got to fight this idea. Who's done it? Well, 347 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:24.599 whoever did it did a very bad job. It isn't 348 00:18:24.640 --> 00:18:27.079 even cut straight. Could we help it if the scissors 349 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:32.039 was doll just what I thought. I'm not taking the 350 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:36.160 dress back. And that's final, well, half final, maybe a final, 351 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:40.000 a final final, it's final final. There's the door, it's 352 00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:42.319 the god Stevens. Come on in and let's get out 353 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:44.599 of here before I lose my temper. Come on, we 354 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:46.960 is in a myth on the charge account thing. I 355 00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:50.400 wonder what the Bulgaria does in the myth right there? Well, 356 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:52.319 let's lay the box Dan, you're on the table and 357 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:54.400 put the dust back in it. There. Hey, wait a minute, 358 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:57.119 we left our hats in that man Dolver. Wonder if 359 00:18:57.119 --> 00:18:59.039 he's too mad to give him to us. Well, let's 360 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:00.839 fold the gusts up here and put it in here. 361 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:04.720 That's a floor walker, but out. Oh I'm sorry. 362 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.960 I thought you was a floor walker and I was admiring. 363 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:10.319 That this you just sold in ouro. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 364 00:19:10.319 --> 00:19:14.160 I used the head floor walker. Yeah yeah, I thought 365 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:15.319 you were telling mister Brown. 366 00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:17.920 Here, Now that's a dollar dress. 367 00:19:17.960 --> 00:19:20.359 It's a soul Well you see lady me and here, 368 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:23.480 well you were very fortunate, madam. The dressing stood. Yeah, 369 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:25.240 it just come in and you can see the box, 370 00:19:25.319 --> 00:19:25.759 right Jess. 371 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:28.519 Oh it's a common dress, but it seems the little show. 372 00:19:28.759 --> 00:19:30.960 Now that's the little star leaving miss Brown. Here. Here 373 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:34.960 is our French designer in fashion him telling, oh really, 374 00:19:35.319 --> 00:19:42.519 I sure is we we? Kevin? 375 00:19:42.599 --> 00:19:45.079 Mister Brown, what is your frank opinion? 376 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:49.839 Well, frankly, my frank opinion is that I like to 377 00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:50.880 see you buy that dress. 378 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:54.079 It's a peculiar gown. The top part of it gives 379 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:56.200 them present of an evening dress, and the lake stuff 380 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:57.519 it looks like an afternoon great. 381 00:19:57.599 --> 00:19:59.680 Well we designed this pressure that weed. That's what we 382 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:05.240 call early late model. That's what early late model. Half fascinating. 383 00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:06.680 I love the shade. 384 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.599 It is really salmon pink business. 385 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:10.920 Oh yeah, I had competed it right off of salmon 386 00:20:12.119 --> 00:20:14.559 Brown tell you to too, madam. Yeah, that's right. Too 387 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:16.440 bad I didn't save the can to prove it to you. 388 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:18.160 How much is it? 389 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:18.960 Thirty nine? 390 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:21.319 All right, I'll take it, I'll set and I hope 391 00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:23.000 my husband likes it, I'll pay him care. 392 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:24.759 Oh that's why I'm brown. You take the late as 393 00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:26.240 money if you don't care, while I get the hats 394 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:28.720 and coach out the hours, they'll go to night. We wait, right. 395 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:40.200 Your sales girl out there refuses to give him my 396 00:20:40.279 --> 00:20:43.079 money back on that salmon pink dress out return, Yes. 397 00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:45.279 And rightly so. I've been out there and looked at 398 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.200 that dress and it's damaged, it's been cut to pieces. 399 00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:50.640 But I bought it here yesterday from your floor walking 400 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:51.519 and your designer. 401 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:54.119