1 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,359 Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it when the invitation came. I lived 2 00:00:10,439 --> 00:00:13,640 down the block from a class a bitch who judged 3 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:18,120 everyone in the neighborhood, Melanie Woods. I'd never known her 4 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:22,399 to say anything positive to anyone. There was always a 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:27,039 little snipe in everything she said. I remember her making 6 00:00:27,079 --> 00:00:32,119 a comment on my neighbor's car, it looks old and reliable. 7 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:37,240 A comment on another neighbor's choice of house color. Well, 8 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:40,759 as long as you like it, she said, with a passive, 9 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:45,079 aggressive smile. Then one day she saw me riding my 10 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,320 bike home with a basketful of groceries. It must be 11 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:52,159 a real pain having to ride with all of that, 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,719 she said. If you had a boyfriend, he could drive 13 00:00:56,799 --> 00:01:01,320 you to the store. Too bad you haven't. The sentence 14 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:04,719 ended with a venomous little look in her eye before 15 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:09,200 she turned and walked into her house. In my vocabulary, 16 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:13,760 Melanie Woods was another word for bitch. That's why I 17 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:16,879 thought the invitation must have come to the wrong address. 18 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:22,359 An invitation to Melanie Wood's thirty fifth birthday bash. I 19 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:28,319 texted the other neighbors asked if they'd received the same invite. Shockingly, 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,280 they had, and their attitude was all the same Why 21 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:39,040 would she invite us? The night of her birthday came around, 22 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,959 and I bought a cheap bottle of something and put 23 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:45,239 a ribbon around it, along with a card i'd half 24 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,799 heartedly signed with some of the most insincere birthday wishes 25 00:01:49,879 --> 00:01:53,760 I'd ever written. When I got to the Woods house, 26 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:58,000 I rang the doorbell and waited. Melanie opened the door, 27 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:02,799 her blonde hair perfect, her makeup perfect, and her perfect 28 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,599 smile turned upside down when she saw it was me. Oh, 29 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,759 she said, almost wrinkling her nose. You're the girl with 30 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,680 the bike. The true me inside uttered to myself. Why 31 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:20,680 the fuck do I bother? Yeah, I said, with a 32 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:25,080 fake smile. Oh, she said again. It must have been 33 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:29,800 my husband who invited you. Must have, I said, with 34 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:33,520 a quick raise of my eyebrows. She took the bottle, 35 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:36,599 took the card, put them on the shelf next to 36 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,400 the door, with a bunch of other gifts and cards 37 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:42,639 she hadn't bothered to look at, and then invited me in. 38 00:02:43,479 --> 00:02:46,319 The Inside of the house was like a little palace 39 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:51,039 shrunk down into a suburban home. Everything was the best 40 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:57,280 of the best. Perfect couch, perfect carpet, perfectly placed pictures, 41 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:01,280 on the walls. It was as plas and fake as 42 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:05,759 a porn star's tits in the nineties. I walked into 43 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,719 the living room and music was playing through a bluetooth speaker, 44 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:12,759 and all the neighbors who'd had a little too much 45 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,080 to drink were all laughing and talking. The ones who 46 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,520 felt the same as me gave me that knowing look like, 47 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,759 look at us all in the court of the queen 48 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:27,840 bitch's kingdom. I went over and joined them and talked 49 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,919 about things I didn't really care about on a good day, 50 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,639 couldn't give a flying fuck about every other day. Luckily, 51 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:39,199 drinks were flowing and I got good and tipsy in 52 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,879 no time. Trust me, I needed it. While I was 53 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,199 talking to some of the good neighbors, someone walked in. 54 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:52,759 I'd never actually met Melanie Wood's husband. Oh fuck, he 55 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:56,800 was pretty hot, a tall guy with brunette hair what 56 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:02,360 I would call stereotypically tall, dog and handsome. Why did 57 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,080 all the uptight bitches in the world bag all the 58 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,680 best guys. As people mingled and the gathering turned more 59 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:15,039 into a party, I approached the husband and introduced myself. Oh, 60 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:20,000 he said, the girl on the bike. Yeah, I wonder 61 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,879 where he got that from. He said his name was 62 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,399 Zach and he'd moved here from Los Angeles when he 63 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,439 married Melanie. He thought it would be good to have 64 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,879 some locals over so his wife could get to know them. 65 00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:38,480 Everyone always seemed so busy. The pair never really saw 66 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,160 any of the neighbors, and they'd been here for two years. 67 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:47,920 I nodded and smiled, more like the neighbors had managed 68 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:52,120 to strategically avoid the miserable cunt he called wife for 69 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,199 two years. We chatted for a while, and being a 70 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,639 little drunk, I held a Lewde gaze on him as 71 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:04,000 he I could read body language like most people could 72 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:07,279 read a book, and I knew he liked it. That 73 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:12,399 sparked something in me. Melanie Woods always acted as if 74 00:05:12,439 --> 00:05:15,600 she had a one up on everyone, and in that moment, 75 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,079 I understood the ultimate one up would be getting the 76 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:24,000 attention of her hunky husband, and I was. I laughed 77 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,839 a little louder at his jokes, held my gaze more strongly, 78 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,680 and even touched his arm as we talked. He never 79 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,319 moved away, never tried to hide what I could sense 80 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:40,240 coming off him in waves. He liked me. I drunk 81 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,480 one glass of wine too many. When the bathroom started calling, 82 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,040 I asked him where the bathroom was, and he said upstairs, 83 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:53,720 left and then right, then left. I'd had way too 84 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,319 much to drink, and confusion must have been plastered on 85 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:01,160 my face. He took my hand and life led me upstairs. 86 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,879 I felt a little jolt of connection as we touched, 87 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:09,399 a little excitement as I ran upstairs with Melanie Woods's 88 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:14,639 husband in her own house. A thousand filthy thoughts fired 89 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,240 through my mind. We went upstairs, he showed me where 90 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:23,000 the bathroom was, and I went in and pissed. As 91 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,560 I came out, Zach was standing there waiting for me, 92 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,399 and I did something daring. I put my arms around 93 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:35,319 his neck, drew myself closer to him, and purred, what 94 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,959 the fuck do you see in your wife? Is she 95 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:43,079 fucking amazing? In bed? An exhausted expression filled his face. 96 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:48,040 We haven't fucked in two years? Are you fucking crazy? 97 00:06:48,519 --> 00:06:52,120 I said, in shock. He shrugged. I looked down the 98 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,160 hall behind him, made sure no one was coming up 99 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,399 the stairs. Out of all the filthy thoughts my head held, 100 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:04,199 one rang as clear as a bell. Show me your bedroom, 101 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:09,399 I said, seductively. He went to say something, thought about it, 102 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,439 then took my hand again and led me to his 103 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,240 and Melanie's bedroom. As we walked in, I pushed the 104 00:07:17,319 --> 00:07:21,839 door shut and pounced, kissing him deeply, licking his lips 105 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,399 and sticking my tongue in his ear. We need to 106 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:30,920 be careful, she's only downstairs, he said, panicked. I know, 107 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:35,040 I said, with a flirtatious flash in my eyes. That 108 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,240 makes it better. We kissed hard and deep. I could 109 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:43,519 feel how desperately he wanted this, and boy, was he 110 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,839 going to get it. I reached down and caressed his 111 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:51,240 rock hard cock through his genes. The fucking thing was 112 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,839 throbbing to be unleashed. I gritted my teeth, looked up 113 00:07:55,839 --> 00:07:59,519 at him like a lusty bitch, and said, I'm gonna 114 00:07:59,519 --> 00:08:03,319 give you to fucka your life. Now. He was on me, 115 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:08,600 kissing me deep, taking control. Fuck. He wanted me more 116 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,720 than his next breath of air. He was hot, horny, 117 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:17,079 and desperate for some wetness wrapped around his joint. I 118 00:08:17,199 --> 00:08:21,079 undid his pants, pulled out his thick cock and dropped 119 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:24,519 to my knees and lapped and licked it like a slut. 120 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,000 I looked up at him all the time, winking at 121 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,920 him as I lapped his length, going from balls to 122 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,919 shaft to tip with my glistening wet tongue. Then footsteps 123 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:42,240 came up the stairs, and we both froze, waited, listened. 124 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,679 Someone passed and used the bathroom at the end of 125 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:51,440 the hall. We shouldn't be doing this, he whispered, going 126 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,360 soft in my mouth. We fucking should be doing this. 127 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,639 I snarled and spat all over his cock and throated 128 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,279 it dear deep. That made the fucking thing hard again. 129 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:08,399 Come on, you bastard, I said, talking in a sexy whisper. 130 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,799 Let's make this quick and dirty. We walked over to 131 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,559 the bed and I pulled up my skirt and yanked 132 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:20,600 my panties down. Return the favor, fucker, I snapped, Make 133 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:23,879 it good and wet. He buried his face in me 134 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,799 and ate me exactly like what he was a guy 135 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:31,639 who'd had a pussy draft for two years. He tasted 136 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:36,440 my cunt, tasted my asshole, licked every flap and fold 137 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,720 of my hot pussy until I could feel his saliva 138 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:45,720 drip down my ass crack to my lower back. Come on, motherfucker, 139 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:49,320 I moaned, do me good, take it all out. On me. 140 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,559 I rolled over on the bed, pushed my tight little 141 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,080 ass out and coaxed him to come around the back 142 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:01,679 and do me doggy style. He didn't hesitate and plunged 143 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:06,480 his throbbing rod deep into my well licked cunt. Fuck. 144 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,679 I moaned, making fists into the bed sheets, moaning as 145 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,720 the husband of the neighborhood bitch plunged my wetness. I 146 00:10:15,799 --> 00:10:20,559 pushed back, feeling his heavy balls slap against my pulsating clit. 147 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,679 He was good for a guy out of practice. He 148 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:29,000 fucked me like a jackhammer, drilling deep into me. He 149 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,720 knew time was of the essence, that bedroom door could 150 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:36,279 fly open any second and the jig would be up. 151 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:41,159 But he needed this. I needed this. He grabbed my 152 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,039 ass cheeks and slammed me deeper. I put my face 153 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,120 in the sheets and moaned. I could keep this up 154 00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:52,279 all night, but we didn't have the time. Then, with 155 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:56,399 my face in melanie Woods sheets, I found something I 156 00:10:56,519 --> 00:11:00,279 knew would do the trick in getting him off. Dirty 157 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,919 pair of Melanie's panties was right beneath me. I could 158 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:07,360 see the pussy juice stained gusset staring up at me. 159 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:13,759 A white mark on the black fabric. Imagine this, I said, 160 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:18,080 looking over my shoulder. Imagine I had your wife up 161 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,240 here in front of me with her legs spread, offering 162 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,480 her dirty cunt to me. I spread the dirty panties 163 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,879 out in front of me, with the pussy juiced crotch 164 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:33,960 staring up at me. I'd eat the bitch clean, I said, seductively, 165 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:38,639 then leaned down, tongue out and lapped at the filthy 166 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,679 pussy stains, Tasting the dried juices of the bitch. I 167 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:47,440 hated the most. It tasted musky and stale, but I 168 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:52,440 loved it. That did it for her husband. Seeing the 169 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,720 bitch he was fucking eating out his wife's old panties 170 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,279 made him grunt and groan, and his full hot load 171 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,960 exploded in me and spurted out the tight seams of 172 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,840 our cock to cunt connection. He lay over my back, sweating, 173 00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:13,759 breathing hard, then rolled off with a smile on his face. Now, 174 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,000 I said, kissing him with my pussy stinking lips. That 175 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:23,080 was a good fuck. I stood above him, fucked and vibrating, 176 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,879 still a little drunk, and squatted down, then began to 177 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,240 piss all over him. Fuck, he said, as my golden 178 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:35,360 shower soaked him. I didn't mean to, it just kind 179 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:40,399 of happened. Right when Melanie walked through the door. What 180 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:47,600 the fuck? She screamed. Oh shit, parties over. That was 181 00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:51,440 the day everything changed. I wasn't just the girl who 182 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:54,600 rode a bike anymore. I was the girl who fucked 183 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:58,360 Melanie Wood's husband on her birthday. And to make the 184 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:02,159 memory worse, I was the girl who pissed all over 185 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,759 her bed, then slapped her around the face and called 186 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:09,759 her a bitch. I wrecked her marriage and made her 187 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:14,919 move house and leave the neighborhood. No, I wasn't just 188 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,200 the girl who rode a bike. I was the girl 189 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,200 who got rid of that bitch once and for all. 190 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:28,720 And to the neighbors, I was a goddamn hero. I 191 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:33,559 hoped you enjoyed today's sexy story. If you love this podcast, 192 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,159 leave an Apple review, Share what sexy fantasies you want 193 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:40,519 to hear. Maybe we can make your dirty dreams come true. 194 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:48,000 See you soon.