Speaker 1: M neonic for my adoptions. Has us.
Speaker 2: Bleach to get it out?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop stop it, all of you. No talk of
alfing your so damn. I'll talk about the characters when
you start handing out antidepressants to everybody. Damn. Yeah, take
some of mys, just.
Speaker 4: On you, guy.
Speaker 3: They don't want to guy, I can't read.
Speaker 1: I literally can come.
Speaker 4: Man. Hey, hey, I don't need your I don't need
you any oppressors. I got my flintstone gummies keeping me,
keeping me held down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's keeping you together.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I think we're stressing him out.
Speaker 1: I don't deserve you know what. I don't deserve it.
Speaker 4: Trader and a spy for the Red of the Alliance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
Speaker 4: I heard you in the gut Emperor's name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, where's Jacob, bitch?
Speaker 7: I've been here.
Speaker 4: Oh damn, dude, you're so quiet. It's weird.
Speaker 1: You can't sense the factory. I can sense the rage
building over here. I can feel it.
Speaker 7: You sure that's not gass?
Speaker 1: I mean, ever since I went all my blood pressure mads,
I've been very gassy lately. So yeah, probably there you go.
Speaker 2: Death X is very useful. You know if I had some,
well get the purple one.
Speaker 1: Then you know what you're right to that I need
to get my life together. You're right.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you don't have any.
Speaker 1: Just buy some, Yes, that'll fix my life.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember how many I ordered.
Speaker 2: Thirty five I did not.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and four.
Speaker 5: Emphasis on the four two hundred and eight. You were close,
Oh so close. You're so close.
Speaker 1: Off by for.
Speaker 2: You hear that a lot.
Speaker 1: I hate it here, I hate it here, I a
damn bye y' also, bitches, look who came crawling back?
Speaker 7: Oh please, Oh my god, I almost say that again.
That was just so smooth and so bitchy. I loved it.
Speaker 8: I don't feel cult fool.
Speaker 9: I'm going to take your audio and put it on
a dubious website and make money off.
Speaker 4: Of it, telling you, I'm telling you, tyler, let let
let me turn you into an a s m R about.
Speaker 1: To say that we can make money off of.
Speaker 4: You just you just sell some spicy voice clips. Dude,
you ain't got to demean yourself exactly. Let's unless you
don't view that as the meaning and then which else?
Which by all means, but uh, I said, Joe.
Speaker 8: You'll just feel like you read me this recipe for
this thing I'm trying to make it.
Speaker 2: Oh sure?
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, Tyler, Tyler, I need you
to whisper this recipe to me, like like it's a
very intimate secret. It's just a muffins. Don't worry about
don't worry about inflection. We'll fix it in post. But
we're targeting horny, you're we're targeting horny and lonely women
that bake. So the market's open.
Speaker 9: The market is I can't read and make blueberry muffins
at the same time.
Speaker 8: Could you read it from me?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: I mean that's that is a market anyway.
Speaker 4: Devin's uh, Devin's Devon's out as DM. He quit. That
means it's Tyler's turn to DM. Tyler, what are we
doing today?
Speaker 8: I don't know. My one shot isn't ready yet.
Speaker 4: I believe it time to teach you the the most
exciting part of being a d M improv.
Speaker 2: Make it up.
Speaker 8: I also don't have access to Devons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just do it yourself. It's go or we're
he he's he's a he's a bit dubious with his
cannon anyway, So whatever you make up, he's just gonna write.
Speaker 10: Wow wow wow.
Speaker 2: Dubious.
Speaker 1: But I can't fucking James as wow.
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait I'm I'm I'm waiting for the
part where I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh he's not a pod.
Speaker 7: Uh uh there he goes.
Speaker 4: That's right, run away, run away from the truth.
Speaker 7: Okay, who has the ritual to summon him back and
bind him?
Speaker 2: It actually would be more funny.
Speaker 4: Is if three times.
Speaker 7: Get geta get.
Speaker 4: Oh damn he didn't take the bait.
Speaker 2: I don't have him as a friend. I can't join.
Speaker 7: Uh maybe we should try chanting yas queen.
Speaker 4: Everybody block him?
Speaker 7: M hm yeah, Oh damn, we summoned thee again and
in the darkness we bind they also.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pop up to pull fucking James.
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait. First of all, you can't
be mad at me. All right, it's not my fault.
You let me have free reign. Your fucking cannon came
up with a bunch of you came up with a
bunch of I came up with a bunch of crazy
ship that you were just like, Yes, I love.
Speaker 1: Your crazy ship.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't I hen hent dubious with your cannon?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I heard something else?
Speaker 5: Never mind, what the fuck did you here?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: You can't blame this ship on dyslexia, bitch you, I
sure can.
Speaker 4: Well, it's anymore, it's not five months anymore. You don't
get any more passes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, say there.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry you translates that in the head off. Please,
I don't speak.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You better learn faget.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Who was the bisexual guy?
Speaker 2: I don't think about?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do. I am bisexual, but e.
Speaker 2: Could we be?
Speaker 4: Well? Johnny can speak it, you can speak it.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny is fruitier than I am. And that's saying
something that that lovely, lovely man downstairs right now tells
me I could pass off as straight. And I'm like,
in what fucking world? What world? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4: Do.
Speaker 1: Lulu is what he is?
Speaker 11: Lulu, Yeah, a little Delulu.
Speaker 1: Anyway, who's gonna someone's gonna die to day? I don't
know who we'll roll. We'll roll the dice. The dice
will tell me who's the dice will speak to me
and tell me who's volunteer as character care tour not person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got another character slated.
Speaker 1: Oh I know you do. Everyone should.
Speaker 4: I've got two backups as well, and one of them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you played a Bard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate cards.
Speaker 4: I hate running for Bards. I'm pretty sure I could
play a pretty decent part.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool Beams.
Speaker 4: I'm happy with Leo, No Sam, Hi.
Speaker 1: Welcome the void Anica? Where going on? What? Two three years?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: I saw? Have no idea? What the funk I'm doing?
I'm your houst in DM Devon? Wow, James, Wow.
Speaker 7: Wow, what the fuck happened?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: He just dipped?
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Devin the d I am and housed and
somebody it's gonna blame that on the Internet. But I
think that was shady. That was real shady. What's good
was poppin? And today I'm joined with people. I wait
for him to pop in. Hello.
Speaker 2: You may think it's his Internet lagging, but it's his brain.
Speaker 7: It's his brain, it's his computer because we're on the
same internet. There is he Woa I got?
Speaker 4: I got? I got dropped?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, sure you can drop at the most
convenient moment.
Speaker 4: Hey, well, now you know who's gonna die.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna kill not Leo anyway. Anyway, who are
you people?
Speaker 4: I am the Almighty Indigo and I am playing the
role of the resident wizard Leo.
Speaker 2: Hey, well, next, that's you.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I wasn't even on the screen.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 5: My name is tiff I play Ship.
Speaker 4: He has so many what a great character ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well my character is I don't know he's around
right now anyway.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not the beginning of the next day,
but he.
Speaker 3: Will be okay. So then I'm just here to do housekeeping.
So Hi, my name is Tiffany. I play housekeeper, the.
Speaker 4: Most important in the game pretty much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm pretty sure that since I have not
been able to be around, my housekeeping has been crazy.
Speaker 1: No added, oh of it?
Speaker 5: Are you sure about that? Are you sure about about that?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 5: He's retiring.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be as good as it gets. Okay.
Speaker 2: Next, I'm Dakota. I play miss or somebody else depending.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No one's dying today.
Speaker 2: I mean with my new ac I ain't gonna get
hit anymore.
Speaker 4: You're see, Devin, You're not believing in your players. If
we want to die, we will find a way to do.
Speaker 1: It, and that's true.
Speaker 4: I eat the tree soup.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you don't miss with the forbidden tree soup,
all right?
Speaker 1: Next?
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, Hi, I'm Jacob and I play free the
once wolf boy.
Speaker 6: But that is I.
Speaker 1: Mean he's get depalled and dehared. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna
be a white boy.
Speaker 9: Next last, So my name is Tyler and I'm playing
the role of Toma who has a hefty decision on
his hands.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's a little late for that hepty decision.
Speaker 2: I mean late.
Speaker 1: I mean you're already in the pool.
Speaker 9: I meant the conundrum that we were given last time. Like,
I'm in the pool, but we haven't decided if someone's
gonna lose their boyfriend or not.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's right, the boyfriend.
Speaker 2: God, I can sing.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not a hate crime unless it's gay
on gay crime. And what happened.
Speaker 2: Your best friend? Will? I will save your your best
your mans, your means as your best friend. I got
you trust me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No, damn he told you.
Speaker 2: No, It's okay. I can still do it. I don't
need your permission.
Speaker 1: Before we get into it. How hev.
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Speaker 5: How it's done?
Speaker 1: Devin, Oh oh, quick question?
Speaker 7: Are we are you putting the link?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: The I mean, my dude, Okay, this episode is probably
going to show up to probably next year because I
have thirty episodes to post of this game that just
started posting. I'm one episode. I think this week is
gonna be episode six.
Speaker 3: So speaking of if you want to do like a
little because I know that there's a link and I
know that they like to like have us do shout
outs for that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not required for all the pop for
every episode to do it. It's not obligating for podcasts
on some of the other ones, like for Spook and
book Watchers we have, but on Void because they want
to organically. They don't want like a commercial, but it's
not obligated to put.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny is that I was driving around today,
you know, I drive for Uber on occasion, and I
just happened to be listening to the next wave of
Drits Do Older. But oh yes, and I was actually
listening to it on the Audible.
Speaker 5: I really was.
Speaker 3: I have almost the entire series downloaded on there. And
you know, to keep me, to keep me uh entertained
while I drive, I do listen to my Drits Do
Older and.
Speaker 1: Books damn cat, Okay girl, Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So whenever you need me to start talking about
the next three books, just let me know, because.
Speaker 5: It's getting really interesting.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 1: We get added that to the list. We have losts
of books. We still got to finish The Wheel of
Time will the time. I'm in Miller reading the what
If Lokey story. I'm in milv also reading with Johnny
finishing out the Ring series because I still have three
books to read on that.
Speaker 5: You broke your ebo? How long ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, two years ago, two years ago, and.
Speaker 3: You still ain't done with the fucking books that made
you break your fucking ylbow.
Speaker 1: Well, me and Johnny read the first one together and
we haven't gone back and read the other one. So
we just started doing that again because we haven't done
that since U moved in. So we finally decided to
pick up the second one start reading again because I
want to finish the books. So yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, James, ever by Erica's area, you know the bakery
Tips treats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every time I see it, I'm like, Hey, every
time I see it, I'm like fucking TIFFs.
Speaker 3: I actually had to stop by there yesterday. They have
a limited time cookie called pink Lemonade. It's actually really
bombed and you should try it.
Speaker 4: I got a shot. Go over there Monday or Tuesday.
Speaker 1: What happened last time, y'all.
Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up? I saw
h okay, cool, all right, that's it.
Speaker 2: What did happen yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yesterday? What happened like two weeks ago? Two weeks recording,
not as a posting.
Speaker 4: We rolled some dice. Oh my god, we said something.
Speaker 2: We followed a lady to the place where the rest
of the rebellion is being held, and he said, we
are going to we're gonna have fun storm in the castle,
and we've got to meet the next day to get
ready for that plan, because we're gonna bust it, fuck
some ship up, bring them in and they're gonna fo up,
and then we're gonna overturn the rule of this island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from the baron. Yeah yeah, Baron's tricks yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 12: And oh there's a ritual going on to remove the
curse from Jacob read Yeah.
Speaker 2: About to just fuck that ship up. This hello truck.
Time to get eastericide.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Tomas Thomas a little thirsty. He going for
a sip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, continuation of that story.
Speaker 9: Okay, Oh, I just realized you gave us like a
shopping list to give you and I completely forgot about that.
I was thinking so much about this tired decision. You're like, also,
think of seeing things for me to buy for you.
Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, think of a.
Speaker 1: Let's stuff you want? How dare you get fired? Guys?
Speaker 2: We are consistent.
Speaker 4: Tyler's at home at his desk, just sweating over this decision,
sweating over it. He's playing like Eldon Ring or something,
just sweating over the fucking moral dilemma he has.
Speaker 9: I'm cooking rice, and I'm like, should I do what's
right for my character or do I want what's personally
fun for me?
Speaker 4: He just launches into like a Hamlet style fucking celibtu
about what's what he should.
Speaker 3: Do to be fair. I feel like a lot of
us do that as players. What hmm, what's going to
be great for me or what's going to be fun.
Speaker 4: With?
Speaker 3: Like how the rest of the other players are going
to react to this item that I'm bringing in?
Speaker 5: What kind of chaos can I bring to the party?
Speaker 11: That seems very pointed if I feel like I feel
like that's your I feel like that's your villain arc,
like the villain arc talking and I love it because
I approved the whole message.
Speaker 5: Look, listen, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: That seems pointed. He's very pointed.
Speaker 5: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: What are you saying here?
Speaker 4: Hmmm, whoa, whoa, whoa? Whoa? Are you? How are you
accusing Tiff? Tift? Say anything? Tiff just gave a wonderful example.
Speaker 1: Oh oh sure she did.
Speaker 5: As can I bring to the game.
Speaker 1: That seems very pointed. I'm offended. I would never do
such things.
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you exasperated?
Speaker 3: I'm flabbered, goosted, fumble Listen, I'm not saying any names,
but you.
Speaker 1: Know, of course not, why would you? Of course No,
not Chrispy Bacon full for whiskey wispy.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: One of my characters has a pig, a pet pig
whose name is Christopher Philip Bacon.
Speaker 1: Chris love Christopher.
Speaker 4: He's the m v P of every game.
Speaker 1: He said, Yeah, so yeah, that's what happened last time.
Y'all got the mission at hand, y'all volunteered to be
the people that go inside the castle and function up.
Then Sasha, it's like, hey, yo, baby, my child, my child,
I can I can take thinks I could take your
grandfather out of you. Oh, I could take this thing
out of you. Oh my god. And they did, and
well they're working on it, and his boyfriend's oh my god,
I'll take it and then I will get rid of
it and we will meet again. And while that was happening,
Myth is shopping, which we're gonna do momentarily, and somebody
decided to get a little curious and a little I'm
gonna get rid. I'm gonna see if I can get
rid of this thing too, And now Tomas in the mix,
and Tyler is fighting the decision, Oh shit, I should
I get rid of it? Should I move to somebody else?
Speaker 10: What should I do?
Speaker 1: As he's drinking the fucking ritual water blood mixture, blood
blood blood. So that is where we're at. So we're
gonna cut while this is. While that is happening, we're
gonna cut over to Myth. So you are in uh
the in a crowd of people in the quote unquote
quota miracles, and you are looking at different shopkeepers. There's
a there's like four or five different shopkeepers here. There's
a shopkeeper that's like a dwarfn woman that has a
bunch of weapons. There's a dragon born on the northern
part of the map that is a potions and then
the bottom right, there's a half elf woman that is
a that has a bunch of armor on a table
at there, obviously punning off, selling whatever. Now, I don't
let me pull up the lists and you, I know
you gave me a list, right it did.
Speaker 2: I did give you two items. I think you date.
Speaker 1: Let me pull it up right quick? Where is it? Where?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Are you? Okay?
Speaker 2: And your messenger? Why are you being so aggressive?
Speaker 1: Because I am so I wants the world burn? Oh
my god, okay, you want a that? And then okay,
so you want a shield and some armor future Devin
cut that part out?
Speaker 6: Yes, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And then when we get done with.
Speaker 2: The like, just some potions as well, you know, just
kind of restocking.
Speaker 1: Up, restocking up. Okay, gotcha, gotcha? Gotcha? Okay? And of
course everyone else can do their shop evening when the ritual,
when the ritual is done. But this stuff is happening.
Myth is doing all this as it's commencing. So if
you are standing around a bunch of people, crowded room,
people talking, chatting whatever, and to your bottom right, sorry,
bottom right, you see a half elf woman at a
table with a bunch of armor and shields and stuff
of that nature on a table as she's talking to
potential customers and people are looking at the stuff that
she's offering up to buy. And then that's in the
bottom right and right near you on the map you
see a dwarven woman with a bunch of weapons, assorted weapons.
And on top of the stairs is another table right
next to the quote unquote globe, big old globe of Abatira.
There is a potion. There's a dragon born that has
a table of potions and other stuff of that nature
that you're selling. Who would like to go see first?
Speaker 2: I'll hit up the potions first, just kay, I feel
like getting those out of it would be the easiest.
And you said top left right by the global area here.
Speaker 1: Uh, it is a rot Actually he's right over here.
Oh shit, he's right there, right flat in the middle.
It's Carla wall accompany you and you come up to
this big old table with this dragon born. He is
a gold dragon born. Okay, he is a gold dragon born.
He has a bunch of potions, uh around us on
the table. Some you recognize, some you do not. And
he's he bows and says hello, how can I help
you today. Are you looking for anything in particular?
Speaker 2: I will return his greeting in kind. Yes, I'm looking
to refill potions.
Speaker 1: Potions you say, anything in particular, healing, speed, anything else
of any other nature you're looking for, or just regular
old healing potions.
Speaker 2: Three regular potions of healing and then two. I think
the next step up is greater.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, regular, yeah too, regular healing and then greater healing.
Yeah okay. And of course money for y'all is not
really that that much of an issue anymore currently because
of Davy giving y'all a lumpsum for whatever needs you
may have. So he tells you a price, and you
hand out the coins, coins whatever to him, and he
hands you two portions of healing and two greater potions
of healing, and then he says, oh, and this might
be of use to you. I've as a thank you
for volunteering to do the storming of the castle to
help us, and he hands you a potion of He
actually hands you four portions of invisibility. Shit, yeah I
rolled that earlier, my dice. Yeah, four portions of invisibility.
If you need exactly what what that does? I mean,
spray yourself Sclaichbot post a Lincoln there in the description
and the discord in the General Tratton Discord tree, we
actually what it does.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put it in my notes really quickly
because I'm not so two potions of healing, two greater
potions of healing or yes, okay, while I'm handing him
the money, you've not seen any more like me in
your travels?
Speaker 4: Have you?
Speaker 1: And he stops and he looks at you up and down,
and then he realizes that you're a You're a war forge,
because he thought most people just look at you and
they kind of think you're a guy in a suit
of armor. But then he looks closer and he realizes, oh, no,
you're the first war forged I have seen. And I thought,
excuse me, I thought or I thought the war forges
were stuff of legend.
Speaker 2: That's understandable. But looking for people my of I'm looking
for the rest of my people. If you can bring
any information, I will pay for it.
Speaker 1: He nods, and he kind of just looks around. He
looks around at the people around him. He's like, I
will get my get with my connections to see what
I can find for you. Thank you, I'll meet up
with you before you leave in the morning.
Speaker 2: I would much appreciate that. Look at Scarlett, do you
need anything since you came as well?
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I'm not. I'm not storming the castle
like the rest of you. I'm staying. I'll be staying
back here. So yeah, I don't. I don't danced to
some potions on hand and yeah, no, I'm just walking
around with you while everyone else does whatever they're doing.
She's kind of bored, is She's just tagging along because
she has no one else to do because everyone else
is gone at the.
Speaker 2: Moment, right and her man is out doing unsan godly things.
Speaker 1: Heretic. Yeah, all right, So the potions uh potion master
kind of walks a couple of feet away from him,
and he talks to a confidant of his and you
can hear him talking with them about looking for information
on other war forges of anyone's seeing any and he
and then that person starts walking off, and you can
tell that the information that they're digging for information to
see if they can find anything for you. Perfect alright,
So who you want to go to next? I'm assuming
in the armor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the armory all right.
Speaker 1: So you walk down the stairs with Scarlet and you
walk over to the half elf woman sitting at a
table with a bunch of armor and shields and such.
And she's sitting there and she's given the vibe of
oh god, what's her name? Hold up, I'm gonna look
up her name because I want to get uh she is.
She's giving Julie powers energy from Scott Pilgrim God plaza. Yeah,
she's given a plaza energy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're what You'll see why in just a minute.
Speaker 1: Okay. So she's she's sitting there and she looks like
she has been through. She's tired. She looks tired as hell.
She looks annoyed as how everyone around her is just
chatting and she's just let she'd rather be doing anything
else than this. And she looks like she works like
ten million jobs but that but for whatever reason, today
this is her job. So she's just sitting there and
she looks up at you and she kind of lowers
her glasses and she looks you up and down and
she's like, what are you? A goblin in a suit
and a suit of armor.
Speaker 2: The armor will like shake as if it chuckled, but
no noise will have left?
Speaker 1: What the fuck.
Speaker 2: Close war forged?
Speaker 1: Oh? As you hearnered me, there kind of changes. She's like,
oh a war forge okay, uh, why is it? She's
muttering herself, why the hell is a warf forge fucking here?
How can I help you today? As she's kind of like,
the fuck.
Speaker 2: Looking for a new armor and a new shield holding
up the one that I'm currently using and it is
well loved.
Speaker 1: Then that that's the nicest way to put it. It
looks like a pile of ship.
Speaker 2: And then my armor thinged and much as I so
looking for new armor and shield.
Speaker 1: Well, let me see what we have here, And she's
looking around, looking in on the table as well as
she has a book that has elicit inventory we have different.
Is there a particular type of armor you're looking for?
Speaker 2: Huh? Heavy armor, preferably heavy armor.
Speaker 1: Infect Well, we do have a myth role play trauma
if you're interested in that.
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 1: She just has a price. It's it's pretty hefty, but
I mean you can do it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, arm, Yeah, I'll accept the stated price.
Speaker 1: And okay, so you pay the menthyrol arm. I pay
the price of the menthyl armor and she writes down,
and she's like, we'll have it for you first thing
in the morning for you head out. I have to
go get it from the storage and.
Speaker 2: She bring into my room. Yes, this night, I'll pay extra.
I have to adorn it.
Speaker 4: And that.
Speaker 1: She rolls her eyes. Fine, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Fine, I fucking guess.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll do it.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be really upset when she finds out what
happens to the armor for a war forge. We don't
wear it, we absorb it.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that becomes you. And she looks on her list.
She's like, we also have if you're looking for a
new shield, we do have one that's called a Shield
of the Tortoise. It's a rare find, but I mean,
if you're looking for something well that nature that gives
you you extra protection. It kind of looks at you blinking.
Speaker 2: That's something wrong with it.
Speaker 1: Whoa define and wrong? I mean, there's amazing little curse
on it, but it's something that much of a problem really,
I mean.
Speaker 2: For that price for a curse, the.
Speaker 1: Curse is something that bad. It's future uh d have
devast reading what the curse does. You can just go
to the shield remain a. Yeah, well, it's nothing that
big of a deal. It's something you need your speed,
or anything half your speed, you're not gonna be able
to move as quick, hence the name tortoise.
Speaker 2: So your commanders okay with you swindling her army with armaments.
Speaker 1: It's not even that bag of an ideal. You can
easily take something like remove Carson and get rid of it.
It's not that bag of idea.
Speaker 2: You want me to spend more money myself to fix
your problem. I'll buy it for half.
Speaker 1: Half. No, you'll buy it for three fourths of it
through the price.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the like what would be less
of that? So let's just say.
Speaker 1: She dropped it down.
Speaker 2: I'll pay no more than three fifths, and you got
yourself a deal.
Speaker 1: Fine, you may bring the fucking shield to to your room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, put it in the trash that belongs.
Speaker 2: No, no, like, yes, I want you to bring me
the shield and armor.
Speaker 1: Bye and bye. She's that cool, Leave funk off. I
will b r B talks amongst yourself. You got your
ar you got your your shield, and your armor will
be delivered to you by hand, by her hand to
you later.
Speaker 2: Perfect is a scene that needs to play out for
that to finish this little slide.
Speaker 1: Quest off, Oh lovely, give me once, I mean right
back talking amongst yourselves.
Speaker 6: No talking ship, Oh no, ship will be talked.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: What's great about Clerics is that we have pocket removed curse.
Ain't no having to find nobody to spend money on
that ship. Bitch got dope or.
Speaker 4: Or you probably someone to give that shill to and
tell them nothing about the curse.
Speaker 2: No, it's plus three to AC. That's how I get
twenty nine. Yeah. I chose that for a specific reason
because I don't think he realizes that I got fucket
removed curse.
Speaker 4: Watch Devan's listening to this ship right now.
Speaker 2: He's just right. So the point is for her to
show up and me grab it, remove curse, Thanks, and
then walk off and close the door. Also, I might
have incorrect. Is it your concert you're going to BTS
or is it some another boy group? Okay, hope you
said it now, Cody, it's like one of two boy
groups that I know. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Put together their eight I don't know, but they're yeah, thank.
Speaker 5: You, thank you, thank you, Tyler. He paid attention. Pitcher said, eighties, eighties.
Speaker 3: Ah, okay, I have nothing against BTS. I really don't,
which just I actually like that a lot of the
groups that I listen to get mistaken for being eight
for being BTS.
Speaker 2: I just defaulted to BTS because it's like, statistically, you're
not wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm Ti TIFFs that one motherfucker out of one hundred
Tiff is the tenth dentist.
Speaker 5: I am not.
Speaker 3: I am not a BTS fan. There's some songs I
listen to because I think they're good. Have I or
do I ever have the want or need to go
to a BTS concert?
Speaker 2: No, the first concert you're going to four?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is like my seventh nice I think, wait,
hold on. There was once the X, and there was
once the X, and there's one the EX, and then
it was eighteen. Then it was Straight Kids, Straight Kids,
we Bridge Jackson. So this is my ninth one, this
is my ninth. I wanted to see Mamamu Mama Moo
was like in two weeks after the Straight Kids concert,
and I couldn't afford it because man, if I could
see Huasa in person, I would.
Speaker 5: Have if I, oh, I would.
Speaker 3: I want to see Huasa. I want to see her
so bad. And I heard that that concert was Hella Gate.
It was so gay, that was for the gays, and
I wanted to watch it so bad.
Speaker 5: Then I just couldn't. Unfortunately, we love the gaze here.
Speaker 4: He was listening.
Speaker 1: I just came back.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: They all say, oh wow.
Speaker 3: Hey, stupid, your food is not over here. Maybe you
should go over there. Oh no, this is lox Luthor,
my locks and Valheim. Okay, you're the greatest person.
Speaker 1: Ever Lex Luthor.
Speaker 8: Like, I get it. I just I just didn't want
to laugh.
Speaker 4: Like, although you're not laugh with the joke though.
Speaker 1: We all plotting.
Speaker 2: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am plotting.
Speaker 1: You're plotting.
Speaker 2: I'm plotting. You're going to be disrespectful. Do you ever
get invaded?
Speaker 5: And now I'm getting invaded? How dare you? James?
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 3: You're the one who started it. Look, I'm not getting
invaded by fucking trolls.
Speaker 5: How dare you?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 4: I'd apologize, but I did nothing wrong. The Jimmy is
innocent on this one.
Speaker 3: You are so not innocent in this one. Left So
now someone joined?
Speaker 4: Who joined? I can't see because I'm much in the stream.
Speaker 1: So we jumped back. Well, now, yeah, we jumped back
into the game. So yes, uh, the storekeeper will bring
hand deliver your armor and felled to you by the
grace of her fucking eye rolling.
Speaker 2: I'm paying extra for that. Don't think I'm like being unreasonable.
I'm giving her extra money.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's fine, but you're but you're making her
work and she doesn't want to work, so she's gonna
be upset regardless. What was I gonna say? All right,
you still have that pixie, your little pixie friend.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh that was when I was a druid.
Speaker 1: That's when you were druid. And that was fine because
of what fire familiar.
Speaker 2: No, that was like some yeah, I think there was
some like archway version of it because of the circle
I chose.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, well we're gonna keep We'll keep that
little guy there because a little guy is important. The Okay,
we'll keep the little guy there. So that little the
little pixie fairy appears on your shoulder and kind of
just stands on your armor and kind of just looks
around like they're looking frantically for something, and he looks
to you. It looks in the direction of the one
of the side doors. I think it's on the training
Where did they go. They went into the right side
of the room, and there's a door at least there
that further down corridors. And then the little fairy flies
off and she flies off in the direction of the
right and heads for a door that's up up the stairs.
And you see the little you see a little fairy
kind of fly down the hallway. And then after a
few minutes she flies back and she comes and she
flies right into your face, to your helmet, myth, and
she starts and she grabs a hold of your helmets,
is pulling you towards that direction as she points, and
she's like spring dust, fairy dust everywhere, and she's frantically
trying to point you and that direction because it's something.
Speaker 2: I'll like pull her off my face gently, like I understand,
I'm gonna look at a scarlet and be like singing
from my attention. I'm going to leave you.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, and then I'll start walking towards the
way of the Uh.
Speaker 1: She's like as you're walking away, Scarlet's like, God, what's
the worst?
Speaker 2: What now?
Speaker 1: What's the worst? That could happen now, because she's thinking
something bad's happening, the worst thing you could ever say, right, So,
as she leaves you down up the stairs to this
doorway on the right side, this is where you saw
freed Sasha and the others walk to. And you're walking
down the hallway and it's taking down the same direction
as the way they took, leading you to a doorway
that is cracked open as you can hear chanting coming
from the inside, and you're hearing the ritual commits this,
and we pick up right where we left off last time,
and this is right when Tama fell into the water,
into the blood and is now spassing the fuck out,
and we come to our decision a myth. You will
be right at the top of the we'll say that's
a door. Well, you're at the very top of the map,
and you kind of peek in as you're observing all this,
and your pixie, your fairy is kind of just floating there,
going wanning, trying to pull you in, but you don't,
I mean, obviously unless you want to interrupt them, which
is fine. But we jump back to Tama. Tama, you're
at the pool. James can continue what you were doing before.
Speaker 4: All right, So, Tyler, what's your decision?
Speaker 8: I thought I was on the edge of the pool.
Speaker 1: You're on the edge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, he is on the edge of the pool.
But he was his mutated No, he stuck his mutated,
warped head into the water, go slurp. What do you do, Tyler?
Do you let the beast continue to devour this uh
one chance at maybe one of your friends having a
slightly better outcome. Or do you defile this sanctuary, forever,
lessening your burden but possibly spreading it to many others.
Speaker 2: In the future.
Speaker 8: Oh, I forgot about the ethics of that.
Speaker 4: Or and it will spread.
Speaker 2: Or you it.
Speaker 1: Leaves, and it chooses one of the three in the
water and attached itself to it.
Speaker 6: To them, it has.
Speaker 4: To be given willingly, willingly. It has to be accepted willingly.
Oh okay, that's a condition for all of them. There.
Thing has to be given away and accepted willingly.
Speaker 7: I literally just got rid of I'm literally just getting
rid of my like my demon. I don't need another.
Speaker 6: Hm.
Speaker 9: Shoot, is it possible to at a fourth creature to
this pool? Sure, nimbos, right there, It's not where I'm
going maybe a creature that I can command. What do
you mean if I command a creature, does that count
as it taking it willingly?
Speaker 4: No, because you're compelling it to do what you want.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, So that idea is out the window.
Speaker 1: You can always roll.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 2: I let the pixie pull me forward. She's obviously pulling
me for a reason.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And she pulls you, She pulls you in,
and you the door folio opens and you see everything
that's going on. You see Sasha in the pool with
Blunnette and Freed as Fred is getting deep getting the
demon exercise from him, has told him his mouth is
inside the sucking.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, So so Tama looks kind of like Toma.
You don't see Tama. You see some kind of weird
multi mouth, multi tongue, multi limbed abomination that looks like
it has Ta Tama twisted into it like a twizzler.
Ew yeah, orders are gruesome, and it's just slurping on
this pool full of blood magic. Mind you, it looks
rather ominous and creepy. So do with that what you will, Oh,
wise and noble myth.
Speaker 8: I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: He's just gonna look exasperate. Has nobody tried to remove
curse on this ship? He doesn't work, Oh doesn't.
Speaker 7: One does not simply remove curse on this bullshit we
got going on, and.
Speaker 1: Neither one of them. So you're drinking the blood, So
just a refresher.
Speaker 8: When I drink the blood.
Speaker 1: Happens give my recap of what happens with each option game.
Speaker 4: If you drink the blood, you will interrupt the ritual,
possibly causing the entity within freed to either stay in
him or possibly get loose, or the ritual could succeed.
So there's like a thirty chance that will succeed if
you defile, and that's if you you don't drink the blood.
If you do drink the blood, you will this will
count as a tribute toward whatever entity is within you you.
It will subside your hunger for a great amount of time.
But you will inadvertently defile this sanctuary, and the pool
will refill with the bile of the gorgers, and this
will be a place of the entity that cursed you.
It will be a place of worship for it, so
you will gain its favor now, So anyone else who
lives near this place of worship will start to become
corrupted by it over time. Possibly, it's all possibility. But
what I can say for certain is if you do
devour the blood, the entity that has cursed to you
will look very favorably on you, and it may stop
feeling like a curse. Because when you earn these things favors,
they take very good care of you. If you're able
to do more things like this, not that's just viral souls,
but devour sites of power like this, you could find
your way well on. You could be well on your
way to godhood in the future.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: Yeah, again, that's about like this temple of who is
the object of worship in this temple?
Speaker 1: You don't know? This is an old Rundown temple.
Speaker 4: It's a temple. Oh so there were statues in here,
like where you see where leos standing. You see that
v shaped table. Those holes that were on it were
like mounts for a statue.
Speaker 13: You do see.
Speaker 4: There were old like carvings on the walls that have
long since been just worn out from you know, just
time use. And it looks like this place was partially
used as a storehouse recently. But you did find little
flets of draconic imagery, a little little signs of dariconic imagery,
but it's long since been either been broken in or
just worn away. But you do feel a lot of power.
Speaker 6: In this place.
Speaker 1: I see what you're putting down.
Speaker 9: So weighing the options, I'm thinking I will drink the blood,
which will probably cause some problems down the line, but
we'll get to those. Maybe actually those problems might outlive us.
Speaker 8: Leave it for future generations to solve.
Speaker 1: Okay, or.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: There is a fourth option? Sorry, there's a third option,
but I ain't gonna tell you what it is. You
just if you decide you want to do the fourth option,
it's it's a surprise. It'll be it'll be a surprise
what happens.
Speaker 2: I'd say, do it, but what but it could.
Speaker 1: It would be a good thing in a way, but
a bad thing in another way. Either way you're doing
either way, you're screwing something. As a matter of what.
Speaker 9: Let me put it this way. So what in fact
you I want to play into my character's alignment of
being chaotic?
Speaker 8: Good? Does this third option seem like a better good
quote unquote compared with.
Speaker 4: The alignment for this third option?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: The alignment for the third option is like, well, it's
a choice someone else is going to make. The alignment
would be I guess it'd be more beneficial to it
be beneficial to Tama, not the not this other person.
Speaker 4: Because my two options, either to file the temple or
disrupt the ritual, are chaotic and lawful.
Speaker 1: I guess mine would be. I don't know what mine
would be because because I don't want to spell, I
don't want to spoil it. Somebody will offer somebody will
offer themselves up as a tribute.
Speaker 6: That'd be right, that would be lawful.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Yes, so that's your third option. Somebody will I'm not
going to tell you who, but somebody will offer a
offer those tribute for you.
Speaker 4: Actually, I would just qualify that as good. I wouldn't
add the second. The second that you can choose. You
can choose lawful, you can choose good, or you can
choose chaotic.
Speaker 8: You give me a tough choice that they're like, I
don't think you can make the decision. Let's give it
a third option.
Speaker 4: That was Devon's plan. Look, my players can the people
here who play in my games and tell you I
do this ship a lot. I give you a hard
ass decision, and when you make it, you either you
have to live with your decision.
Speaker 1: Either way bad. Either's the bad side of each choice.
That's a matter of which one do you feel is
the least.
Speaker 4: Destruct What sin do you want to live with?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What sin do you want to live with?
Speaker 8: Shoot?
Speaker 9: Either one person gets angry with me or the world
will get angry with me at some point.
Speaker 7: Well, if you do.
Speaker 4: You know what this is a this is that that
train track problem? Do you want to kill one person,
three people, or hundreds or a dozen? Mm hmm, just
know the one person that gets it? Yep, but they're
totally innocent. Meanwhile, you know the three people, you know
them well, and the dozen people there are nobody's you
don't know how innocent or guilty they are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 4: We're just gonna turn Tama into just a ball of stress.
We're gonna turn Tyler. This boy is gonna get even
deeper from the stress.
Speaker 2: You want.
Speaker 1: In fact, one person, three people, or thousands potentially three
or d six.
Speaker 9: Well, thousands, I mean that could open up conflict. Form
a third campaign?
Speaker 1: Oh ideas, No, no, no, not that I have plenty
of ideas.
Speaker 3: Campaign Pineapples Chat chat.
Speaker 4: Disregard that last entry.
Speaker 1: I mean, as ship, there are many things that can
happening campaigns.
Speaker 4: We were talking to the bitch with the ass.
Speaker 3: This name.
Speaker 1: So what's your choice, Tomma.
Speaker 14: Oh Man.
Speaker 1: One person has voluntarily offered themselves, potentially ruining a ritual,
and if that potentially affect maybe three people and release
something or make displace into it, h quote unquote not sacred.
Speaker 4: No, it'll still be sacred to someone if.
Speaker 1: You's secret to somebody, but not any one that you
wanted to be.
Speaker 4: You don't know that.
Speaker 1: Well, not sacred to me, that's for sure.
Speaker 9: Okay, So at the risk of shooting either myself or
someone else in the foot, Let's let's go with option three.
Speaker 4: Person does doesn't mooks.
Speaker 1: Sacrifice the third The third option is the sacrifice the
one person. The one person sacrifices themselves.
Speaker 6: Oh lovely, So that's what you're doing.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm kind of looking at Nimba and I'm saying, yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't tell you which person it was.
Speaker 8: She's close to proximity.
Speaker 1: Who said that she's not the only person here.
Speaker 8: The map says like she's like right there.
Speaker 1: She's not the only person. She's she doesn't know about this.
There are only two people three people here now that
know about this thing. So is that the option you choose, right?
I mean, I need you to say it. I choose
option three.
Speaker 8: I choose option three.
Speaker 1: There you go. Okay, great starting. So as the ritual is.
Speaker 8: An awful trick, I'm never speaking to you again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean I've done worse. And yeah,
I give you an option. So as the ritual is
happening and Tama you are a demonic, horrid twizzler and
the thing is gobbling up the water, Blannette kind of
puts his arm out to you because Freed is surrounded
by the pool and Sasha is trying to keep the
ritual going, so she is not really paying attention to
any of this stuff that's going on. Blennette, though, is
still fully aware. And as the as the ritual is
happening with Freed, Blynnette opens their hand out to Tauma
and you get a message in your head from spell. Yeah,
obviously a spell. He has give it to me. I
will take it.
Speaker 8: Oh fuck, this sounds like option one.
Speaker 6: There's this option three, fucking walkie.
Speaker 1: But he has his hand out and he told you
top acthically sending message. Whatever he's telling you, give it
to me. I will take it.
Speaker 8: He's sending me his thoughts in prayers. Fine, nab it.
Speaker 1: Your thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's fucking that's funny, James.
Speaker 1: What does that look like?
Speaker 4: So Tama, you pull your head up from the water
and you bite down on Glynette's hand, and all of
the excess flesh that formed this thing begins to fold,
like slither off of you and into an under blow
that splash. As he screams, as this thing begins to
twist and turn him and takes him over. Oh why
did you do this, Devin?
Speaker 1: Because as that happens.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you want to take it from here or
do you want me to do it?
Speaker 1: I don't. I want to take it from here.
Speaker 10: Okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I like how all this chaos is happening and I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like like, hey, yeah, I'm just like building. It's like
the peaceful let's play of Valheive.
Speaker 1: As all that is happening, and Blannette tries to take
both and the thing that is cursing Freed as well
as the thing that's cursing Tama. He obviously cannot. The
thing that's coming from Tauma is what attaches to Blennette. Now,
the thing that is that was inflicted onto Freed, somebody
else jumps into the pool, Myth as you can see,
you see a Peppermint soldier here into view as he
jumps into the pool and he takes in the thing
that was the abomination from Freed. Do you remember that
little Peppermint character, Myth, I do, yes, mister Peppermint, that's
his name, mister Peppermint, that Peppermint Night. So he comes
in and he waits the ritual for Freed as Blannette
is trying to take both and the but obviously cannot.
As that is all happening, that little pixie on your shoulder,
Myth flies off towards everybody and changes. She glows, and
magic kind of forms all over forms over her as
she takes the form of Jezebel, and she flies over
the pool itself. Yes, she lets out a large belchy No,
you're fine, You're fine, she Yeah, she flies out over
the pool and she starts casting some magic as this
fairy dust starts pouring over everybody. Well, the three Blonnette
and well two Blenette and Sasha, and she's like, oh,
this just won't do. You can't go there, and she
magic starts forming from her hand as Sasha vanishes, Blenette vanishes,
Mister Peppermint vanishes as well as Sasha. They all poof
in the pixie dust and they all leave the facidity
and it was like exploding of dust and the water
calms down. It just kind of twinkles, It just kind
of sits their waters everywhere as thrashing about as what
was happening to chaos and Freed well, actually Nimba runs
over as Free. You're still under the water. The blood,
the blood, and she comes in and she tries to
pull you up. It takes a few times because your heart,
because your heavy is a rock, and she ends up
pulling you at least your head up and freed you don't.
She looks at you. She's like as she drops you
back into the water, and she's like, what, who the
hell is that? And she looks u Tama and Tama
you saw you saw a human a human man, just
a guy, just a guy, just a shirtless guy with
long silver hair. And she's like, uh, nim never looks
Tama was that the wolf man. He was a wolf
like two seconds ago, right or my or my tripe.
Speaker 9: I think that was Gerald. I mean, yeah, I'm just
as confused as you are.
Speaker 1: As she puts her head over and she looks in
the pool to see if the thing is still that
person is still alive, and of course for you pop up,
you scare the shed out or she's like and she
jumps like a cat and hisses.
Speaker 15: I'm just coughing and buttering like like, oh god, whatever
the whatever this ship is, it's not blood, that's just
nasty meth.
Speaker 1: You see a a man in the pool, a man
above human man with long silver hair, right right, yes.
Speaker 7: That's mid length, like it's it's short silver are yeah?
Speaker 1: A boy?
Speaker 2: All up?
Speaker 1: Tone? I don't know. I don't know what's goning tone.
Jacob wanted. Is he a white? He's is he given colin?
Speaker 13: He's yeah, he is a he is a white.
Speaker 4: What's his credit scord?
Speaker 1: What does his grands score look like?
Speaker 7: His credit score looks like he vacations in the Hamptain's.
Speaker 1: Damn, damn, that's a good ass credit score.
Speaker 13: And he comes out and like he he's still sputtering.
But then he's suttenly like he feels cold. It's like
he starts feeling cold. He's like, why does it feel
cold in here?
Speaker 1: And and nobody like you're hairless?
Speaker 7: No, that's when he that's when he notices is his
his hands and he looks down and he sees that he's.
Speaker 11: He's like, why right, baldry to look himself out of habit?
Speaker 1: No, fuck y'all, God damn.
Speaker 7: The only the only character that would have done that,
would have licked himself as the cat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll admit.
Speaker 7: That he would have done it. But free, how dare you?
Speaker 1: Karl walks over? Is that you wolf man?
Speaker 7: Yes, it's me. I get out of.
Speaker 1: Pokes, she like pokes her face.
Speaker 7: Help me again, I swear poke kick out her leg.
Speaker 1: Huh, that's rude.
Speaker 7: She has a blunderbust. She has a blunderbust for a
prosthetic leg, and she knows how he is to forget
it and don't talk to me about being disabled.
Speaker 4: Nah. He uh. He ignites the blooderbus and just sends
her into the fucking ceiling from the recoil.
Speaker 1: God damn.
Speaker 7: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, you see you see a man come
out of the pool and you realize, oh, ship, that's Free.
Speaker 4: Wait what what myth realize that? What would be like?
Who the fuck is that true?
Speaker 1: How would myth react to a man to a man
with shoulder with medium link silver hair coming out of
the pool when Freed was just there?
Speaker 2: I mean, so did I know Freed was in there?
Or yes? You saw that.
Speaker 1: You saw his ears for a second while the while
the blood was like the water was flashing about because.
Speaker 4: Tom would have heard it. You heard the screaming.
Speaker 1: Too, Yeah, and he sounds like Freed.
Speaker 4: And you also saw a little InCAR nation of evil
drinking the blood. Yea drinking blood fucked off somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of pixel magic and hamma, you
know you feel normal?
Speaker 2: Normal?
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, Tama. You're actually hungry for like
a sandwich.
Speaker 9: Actual, which is like you don't have a little package,
I go over a sandwich.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll see. Before the other hunger was like supernatural.
Now it's like, wow, you know what, you know what
would slap right now? Some fucking ramen and a beer
and you can actually get your sense of taste is
actually returning to you.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Could go for some non oh my god,
garlic nonidian flat bread. Oh my god, it's some buttered chicken.
Speaker 8: Yeah, god, the same.
Speaker 4: I haven't take us to the restaurant scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh oh, I put I put on my black cloak.
Speaker 1: Oh you're pulling your little black cloak, you little cloak. Okay, cool?
You feel bald, feel naked even though you have your
clothes on. You have your pants on and ship, but
like you feel naked because you're not covered in fur.
You still have your senses though, like you still have
really good hearing and smell.
Speaker 4: But you're half a shirt size because of all the yeah,
and like half like a whole pants size.
Speaker 7: Yeah, jokes on you.
Speaker 1: I don't wear a shirt, you know, you just wear pants. Well,
the pants are.
Speaker 4: Sad fine bandolier, booby, hulster, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1: Damn hm tigure out to get new pants.
Speaker 7: But I'll just I'll just tighten mine, okay.
Speaker 1: And Nema was like, uh, what happened to the others
where they go?
Speaker 7: I don't know? I thought you. I thought you would know.
You you worked with the with that crazy woman.
Speaker 1: Isn't she your mother?
Speaker 7: Obviously not a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh damnel drag her.
Speaker 4: I tapped. I tapped Tom as the shoulder. I was like,
you know, you didn't fuck that up as bad as
I thought you would. You gotta be.
Speaker 8: Starving now as you mentioned it, I could we should
go visit some market stalls.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, have.
Speaker 4: You ever had none? None? Bread? It's a human thing?
Really great?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, come on, I can go for some
non and whatever.
Speaker 4: I stopped on the back, like, come on, I buy
some meat.
Speaker 2: Too, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And that's uh leo, So Mattha, what what was his
reaction to all this? He's been very quiet, Okay, come on,
a free it's a human. That little pixie that's been
following you around forever was just about the whole time.
M hm.
Speaker 2: Hit me out of left field with this one. I
did not expect it to go that way at all.
Speaker 1: Flabbergoosted nasure has meant just stands are going what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Stunned silence is what you get from like eyes just
flaring confusion, unapparent because face can't express, but just unmoving, unflinching.
If there were eyes eye contact three.
Speaker 4: Or four are not founder four oh four.
Speaker 7: I could just hear the dial up tone We're sorry.
The person you're trying to reach is unavailable at this time.
Speaker 1: As you're as you're trying to process, a Papa smoke
over your head as a letter kind of floats down
and lands on the floor in front of you. And
it's a little envelope that says myth on it with
a piece with a piece of pepmink candy attached to it.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'll pick it up. See what it says.
Speaker 1: Okay, freed, Nimba Tama and Leo reached the doorway that
you're standing in. Myth and you lot and you, you
and y'all see myth?
Speaker 4: I point it? Can I have that the peppermink candy.
Speaker 2: And squirrels eat candy? Uh?
Speaker 4: Leo Like if Leo wasn't owl, his feathers would puff up.
He's like, first of all, I am not a rodent. Secondly, yes,
they do.
Speaker 7: And at this point that notices the owl man like
notices Leo, like the fuck are you?
Speaker 4: No? He doesn't look like an owl. If he was
an owl, he would like his feathers would pop up.
Speaker 2: He's a kid.
Speaker 6: No, he's not a fox.
Speaker 2: He's a human fox.
Speaker 4: He's human looking.
Speaker 1: He's just he has characteristics of a fox.
Speaker 2: Oh so I thought he looked like, okat, I'm sorry.
That's why I said the squirrel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh dare you call me? He just grabbed the
candy and walks out? The fuck?
Speaker 6: Did I miss?
Speaker 1: It was like a lot apparently, see you all head
back to the marketplace.
Speaker 2: Huh. I rolled to see if I would just put
two and tune. That's free or not? Sure?
Speaker 1: Go ahead and roll for it?
Speaker 7: Roll a.
Speaker 1: Would it be wisdom or intelligence?
Speaker 4: Intelligence, intelligence, intelligence or common sense? Your choice?
Speaker 2: There's no common sense role this perception.
Speaker 4: No, no common sense role. Is you combine your modifier
for your intelligence, and you're wisdom together and that's your
common sense for Oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, so forth yeah plus four?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, twenty four?
Speaker 2: Yeah you know no no, yeah, yeah, no, I didn't
roll the twenty four. I'm asking d twenty plus four?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah eleven yeah yeah yeah. It takes you a few manages,
kind of have to put the puzzle pieces together in
your head. You're like, wait the okay, yeah, oh okay,
it's it's a.
Speaker 4: Little plusy and to you to free do a gesture
that he always does, but without the just looks weird,
but it's definitely freed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I flick them off.
Speaker 2: There it is, you'll start to need real paints.
Speaker 7: Damn, what's wrong with these ones? And then they fall
from then they just like slide down my waist.
Speaker 1: Naked.
Speaker 2: You're no longer internal, my friend.
Speaker 4: They all just looks down. They just looks down and
does the aqua oh for you smirk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's second?
Speaker 7: That needs some new pants?
Speaker 2: There's walks by.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, shell.
Speaker 2: Huh. I'm just like staying in the obvious. There's a
marketplace behind me down the hall.
Speaker 1: I mean that where you all just came from.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just bu up my pants and stench the
the sash tighter him up, and I'm just like angrily
muttering myself.
Speaker 1: To some bullshit, the bullshit.
Speaker 7: And I'm also like just I'm also just like just
grumbling to myself about about my ship mom and how
she doesn't seem to like she always fox everything up,
like like I'm just like full on like under its
own Bernie Mac voice.
Speaker 2: Just like.
Speaker 7: Like, god, damn it, this pute.
Speaker 4: Tar, I'm sorry sorry, go ahead, No, I'm done, Devin.
Is there a tarp or like rope laying.
Speaker 6: Around yeah, you see something.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 4: I cast fabricate, okay, and I make Fred some pants.
Speaker 1: Okay. Cool. He takes some tarpa fine and a rope
and fabricate and you make him some dashing new pants.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, they are unbelievably patchy. My god, but
they treads hobo aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 4: Oh. When you're a wolf man, that's normal. But as
a human you look homeless. Leo says, he's in character.
I mean he kind of just chuckles and floats away
and he just comes like tosses the pants at you.
Y're they're not itchy, and they're very comfy. They're like
perfect for you. They show off your bulge like David Bowie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Well I slip them on really quick and he fit
like a gloss. Well that's that's money I'm not spending.
Speaker 1: And you all make your way back. Were you gonna
say jack out? Sorry?
Speaker 7: I was, I was just never mind, never mind.
Speaker 4: You notice as you're putting them on, they have bell
crawl going all the way up on the side of
the pants. Huh, right on the instant you wonder what
it's for? Can I.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: We're all for it.
Speaker 2: Roll roll the pole, roll the pool.
Speaker 4: There's bell crawl going up the end steams and the
scenes of his past and the end stems. He wants
to see what it's for.
Speaker 8: Okay, on my color tear aways.
Speaker 2: No, roll the pole the okay, what is that?
Speaker 6: Okay, well, what's the it be strangth not No, it'd
be intelligence intelligence okay, boy, Yeah, if.
Speaker 4: He figgures out what it's for before he pulls it
all the way off.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what the hell they are get
the twelve advantage? Oh, it would be an You go, well,
then why did you say it's a twelve?
Speaker 4: No, that's the DC twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh I failed, Yeah, you failed.
Speaker 4: You just figured he figures out that Leo made him
break away pants. He just ripped the front of him
off and we all see this junk again.
Speaker 1: Well, in god, they'll like a front an ass chick
you like you?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, not assles. But you actually like this invention.
It would make it real easy when going to bed
and it's breezy, but now you have to put the
pants back together, which is fairly easy. But now you
know you have that weapon.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm staring at the or I'm staring
at the tearway pasts because they're like in two pieces,
now right, I was just so like kind of connected together.
Speaker 4: No, some two pieces. He was like, fully just broke
them off.
Speaker 1: Nimbo walks past you. She turns around, looks at you.
She said, must be cold, and she turns around starts walking.
Speaker 4: Is it is short? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: She just gets a face full of you know, the fucking.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, must be real cold in here. M hm.
And she turns around and just starts walking down the hall.
Speaker 7: It's about to get even colder. So after I put
my pants on, like it's about to get colder, you
fucking rat and some of Caspian like they will know. Nobody,
people will everyone will see, but no one will know.
Speaker 4: Now that Freed looks different? Does Caspiane look different?
Speaker 1: Aspen does not appear to you.
Speaker 6: When you call him?
Speaker 7: Wait? What, I'm like opening and closing my fists, like
what what? I look at my forearm. Where's the tattoo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tattoo's gone? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Sasha?
Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna be the day of the episode. What
the fuck, Sasha? Just what the god damn it?
Speaker 16: You take away this fucking curse while taking away my
fucking boyfriend, and you will now take away the only
weapon I have.
Speaker 7: Oh fuck me and my furry white hole.
Speaker 2: There's three things wrong with your statement, Captain. One, Sasha
didn't take your boyfriend your weapon, I can't say. Two
a witch did. Three your curtain state, I would assume
your asshole is significantly less furry.
Speaker 4: I leo, Leo just pops out from behind him very much.
Speaker 7: So wait, when did the witch take my trident?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Witch didn't. You don't, I mean, you don't know what
happened to your triton. But Sasha didn't take it because
Sasha got taken by by Jezebel or the witch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Sasha didn't fuck your spell up, Witch, Didyah.
Speaker 7: I'm gona be honest. Freed wouldn't wouldn't have realized that
it happened because he's.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have like.
Speaker 2: What witch?
Speaker 1: And then what comes up? Well, you see Tom over
here She points to Toma. He was getting all weird
twisty turby. And then as things were happening, mister pepper Peppermint,
a walking pepperint with legs, jumped the jumped into the
pool with y'all, and stuff was happening, and then a
little fairy turned into a woman with pale pink hair
and made everyone disappear.
Speaker 2: But y'all, you have to say, I may be partly
a fault on that one. Wait what, it's a long.
Speaker 7: Spit has being a part of me. How can just
how can anybody just take him from me?
Speaker 1: And it's like, who says he took it from you?
Maybe he's taking a nap.
Speaker 7: You know, if he was taking a nap, his symbol
would be tattooed on my forearm. I know when my
treadent is taking a nap. Goddamn it.
Speaker 2: I roll like a religion check or some OCNNA. Can
I rule for what are you trying to figure out?
Speaker 4: I will help myth.
Speaker 2: Figure out what magics may have happened to remove the
tattoo which was his enchanted weapon.
Speaker 4: Oh guidance on him too?
Speaker 6: Okay, so.
Speaker 4: Roll with a four. Oh. Look, also, Devin, edit this
part out what I'm about to ask you.
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 4: Did you put fucking lend inside of Peppermint Butler?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh I love that fucking menace.
Speaker 1: Yes he's in mister Peppermint.
Speaker 4: Currently Ohne's gonna just love the fact. That's gonna love
that fact.
Speaker 2: I rolled Oh wait, no, so plus D four one second,
get to roll a D four?
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: I rolled a thirteen and then with advantage rolled sixteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, sixteen, gotcha. And you're asking for what what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What were you looking for?
Speaker 2: If I could see how his enchanted tattoo was removed?
Speaker 1: You look, and with your knowledge of different types of magic,
mostly fae, but you can kind of you have an
idea on different.
Speaker 2: Stores, so I'd be intimately familiar with her magic, seeing
as she is a hated enemy.
Speaker 1: Yes, But as you look at Freed and you see
the part the it's of fay dust and magic from
Jessbel you do see on Freed, and you look closer
at it, as you're kind of just like walking up
right to him and looking right at him, you notice
that that magic is not from a witch. It's from
a fet or something similar. And as far as his tattoo,
you look at the tattoo, or look where the tattoo was,
I should say, and you kind of look and you
can faintly see the glow from where the tattoo was.
It's still there, but it's very faint because you can
see the glow from the magic of cat from the tattoo.
Speaker 2: So to kind of put that in the vidulation for you, Jacob,
I will have grabbed your arm by your wrist from
the back end, holding it as I'm looking at your
flushy part of your form, and I'm running my ice
cold fingertips, oh like tracing the lines of your tattoo
almost perfectly.
Speaker 7: Can I help you?
Speaker 2: The tattoo's not gone. She's borrowing it? What borrow? Borrow?
Speaker 7: Borrowing it? You can't just that, bitch, can't just borrow
my tattoo slash trident.
Speaker 2: Oh, but it seems like that's that because your tattoo
is still the magics that incorporate your tattoo are still attached,
but the actual ink isn't.
Speaker 6: So that means Caspi is still a part of me,
one would assume.
Speaker 1: Done. Duh. And as Leo and Tama get non and
Tama munches on Non for the first time, and you
can actually taste the food, Tama, it's fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: That cast a guidance so he can taste it better.
Speaker 6: I'm supposed to.
Speaker 4: Do actually, so he can taste it better. And I
canst enhance ability?
Speaker 2: Roll me?
Speaker 1: Would it be a wisdom saving throw? Yes, roll me
a wisdom saving throw?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: What see?
Speaker 1: He cries from how good the food is?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that Tama or us rolling the throw? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 1: Should I?
Speaker 4: Also, by the way, you can choose to fail the
throw and just solve hysterically.
Speaker 9: Yeah, actually, that's gonna see you like, could I also
roll I don't know a saving decks to see my
close fly off two?
Speaker 1: Thank god, that's a great that's a great show. Do
you know what Tama next game, next session, You're gonna
get fifteen temporary hit points for that reference. Love that,
Love that reference, Love that pole. Food Wars is a
fabulous show. If you have not watched it, ladies and
gentlemen and others and players, please do so. It's great.
It's ridiculous anyway, Oh so good food porn. Yeah, you're
having a full moment with that ten you start crying
and you're just like, this is the greatest thing I've
ever had. It's such a long time.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, man, it's not so good, man, it's
so delicious. You're like, it's the clucking.
Speaker 2: Daff for.
Speaker 7: Oh my my god, pull yourself together.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't help it, no idea. It's like to just
go without eating real food for so long.
Speaker 7: I look at myth and Nimba, I look at the
other three stooges, and I just like, what's what's up
with them?
Speaker 2: He's experiencing pleasure?
Speaker 1: And it was like, uh, well again, I don't know
what was going on, But here's where I could see. Actually,
let me roll the sea if she she can make
it coherent. No, she's like, you see, he was like this,
and she makes some squiggly lines and then something went
from him over to the other guy in the pool,
and then she makes them like some weird like wavy
lions in the air, and he became that. And then
that's where the woman peered over the pool and foo gone.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna make an intelligence saving throw to see if
I understood that.
Speaker 1: Sure, do that.
Speaker 2: At D four D four at a D four.
Speaker 7: Okay, so I understood everything. I understood that perfectly.
Speaker 1: No, here's what you understood with that seventeen you understood.
Oh okay, So the thing that was cursed Tama left,
Mama went into blood neet Blynnette became a fucking monstrous
Twizzler and then a witch and then the witch came
by took everybody. Mister peppermint Man took the thing from you,
and now Blunette's am all stair Twizzler and they all
disappeared and now here we are. So Blunette is missing
with your mother. Mister Peppercman has a thing that you
recursed with and the witch took them. So, yes, you
get it. You know you understood that completely.
Speaker 7: The fact that I understood that is disturbing.
Speaker 1: And it dawns on you that the thing that Tama had,
he gave it to Blounette.
Speaker 7: Blanette has that now, and then the other guy has
my grandfather's soul.
Speaker 1: Now, yes, but you keep rolling back to Blunette, comma cursed?
Speaker 4: Whatmore?
Speaker 2: Roll me?
Speaker 1: Oh, would that be a wisdom save for him if
if he fails, he loses the ship.
Speaker 4: Actually, that would just be up to him.
Speaker 8: Roll a disproportionately angry response.
Speaker 2: Check, let's do that.
Speaker 6: I'm down for that.
Speaker 13: Disproportionately angry, Like I'm like what the first part of
me like like the there's a big part of me
that just wants to pop off. But at the same
time I want to be like.
Speaker 7: I can't leave it up to fate, Like, like, what's
I roll? Wisdom save?
Speaker 1: Okay, you can roll a do you? You can do
this a couple of different ways. You can do a
wisdom save or you can do a D one hundred
called higher low and see what you get.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you can do a wisdom save or
an attack roll.
Speaker 1: Who I mean, that's not the way to attack roll.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do wis safe camp?
Speaker 2: Oh think.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm like I'm hyper ventilating now that that's all
I'm gonna do. Is just like I'm hyper ventilating.
Speaker 1: Like the table did you did you make the DC
up for that?
Speaker 7: Oh? Okay whatever, No, No you didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh shield I loved.
Speaker 2: You still have guidance D four.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it? Yeah you got it?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Got it? Do you hold back the rage and you
just start hyper ventilating and just kind of shaking and.
Speaker 7: Scripting the table.
Speaker 1: Like Tommy, you can feel ies just stabbing right through
you a pair of eyes.
Speaker 7: Just like I don't have my claws anymore, but I'm
somehow digging rivets into the into the wood of the
table as I'm staring just pure murder at Tama.
Speaker 8: Do I make the connection that this might be my fault?
Speaker 4: You're balls deep and no, you don't care.
Speaker 1: You're kind of just like, what what's going on here?
Speaker 6: Because you're just like eating.
Speaker 2: But I feel the stairs like roll, the sense killing
intenth roll you actually.
Speaker 4: He gives you. It makes you drop when you're non.
Speaker 2: Oh no, not the.
Speaker 1: God, not the non, not the none.
Speaker 8: I have a passive perception of twelve.
Speaker 1: No, you have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 6: You're just eating.
Speaker 1: You're just enjoying the non and you just see him
glaring at you. Your She's like, want some none.
Speaker 8: Like, oh, I didn't mean the hog off myself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, free, he offers you up some non.
Speaker 2: Like you.
Speaker 6: Cursed Blanets.
Speaker 8: What do you mean a curse Blunette?
Speaker 7: Blainette got that thing that.
Speaker 1: You had, and then you remember Blannette reaching at his
hand to you, Tama, that pops in your head.
Speaker 8: That explains most things.
Speaker 1: You say that out loud, Yes, okay, you're like midshew,
You're like, oh.
Speaker 9: Uh, I was gonna make some kind of should use
protection joke, but I didn't know where if At the end, oh.
Speaker 7: Got it oo, My god, guys, haven't you know I'm
surprised I haven't done this with Pathwrecks. But I was
gonna sa, I'm gonna have a Hades explosion moment.
Speaker 5: What that's literally what I was thinking. It's like you are.
Speaker 2: Wearing rare.
Speaker 6: Just I'm supprised.
Speaker 7: I'm surprised I haven't done that with with Pathwrecks.
Speaker 2: In the other game.
Speaker 4: A little late.
Speaker 6: Now, what is uh, I'm.
Speaker 7: Still fireboy can still explode?
Speaker 1: What is uh Breed's reaction to Oh, that explains a lot.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 1: Oh yeh.
Speaker 17: Look, I'm like, I'm just like like see the like, okay, okay, okay,
deep breaths, okay, okay, I'm cool.
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 8: I'm cool.
Speaker 4: And just Leo in the corner, just just sturping on drinking.
Speaker 1: Just watching the tea fall before him. Scarlett walks up
and she's like, uh, just hey, the rooms are ready
for us. Since she's looking at everybody and looks over
to what now it's free and she's like, who's that.
Speaker 13: I just stare at her flat land and I just
say so, yeah, Well, I'm no, I've I've calmed down
like I did the whole hades take like like, okay, okay,
I'm cool.
Speaker 7: I'm fine, I'm cool.
Speaker 1: Kells and squints free.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, in the fur, but.
Speaker 1: Not more bald.
Speaker 4: And human, no eyebrows, no body hair.
Speaker 1: No eyebrows.
Speaker 7: Oh god, now.
Speaker 4: They'll go in within twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. He looks like child did whenever they
got exploded.
Speaker 1: No hair, no hair, bald skin, baby, I hate it here.
But yeah, Scarlett's like, uh so, yeah, the rooms are
ready and she looks Toma, what the fuck happened?
Speaker 4: Tom was just mouthful of bread.
Speaker 2: At It's my fault.
Speaker 1: And that is where we're ending in today's Sorry, sorry
continue once, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: Sorry, Yeah, I like I'm expressing remorse and like it's
I'm still hungry, but I'm like eating more slowly.
Speaker 8: It's sort of like, oh, that's my phone and then
like you still eat?
Speaker 1: Oh and Scarlet's is like what And that's where we're
going to end today's episode. Well, free to ever forgive Tama.
What happened to Blynette? And it is the Peppermint Night
Mister Peppermint version of that that werewolf monster running around
wreaking chaos. Find out next time on Fordonica until then, Bye.
Speaker 7: Bye y'all, Bye
Speaker 2: Bye