Speaker 1: One on one point three KDWB with Fallon and Cult
Speaker 1: around the time I got home last night, I almost died.
Speaker 2: Now, when you say almost died, is it is it
Speaker 2: like you actually almost did or is it used to
Speaker 2: being dramatic.
Speaker 1: Well, some would argue either side of that case. Some
Speaker 1: would be more on my side when they find out
Speaker 1: how much money I had to spend today to fix
Speaker 1: what almost ended my life last night. It involved my
Speaker 1: husband bringing a golf club to the basement thinking there
Speaker 1: was an intruder and plenty to kill them with a
Speaker 1: golf club. Mind you, By the way, we do have
Speaker 1: other like actual weapons in her house.
Speaker 3: So I do have a question as to why he went.
Speaker 1: For the golf club.
Speaker 3: But that's a different story.
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: It's around the holidays, just trying to act quick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably because our daughter was some I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening, but I do know I
Speaker 1: almost died, and I will explain what happened in six
Speaker 1: minutes one on one point three KDEWB with Fallon and
Speaker 1: could let me set the scene. Last night, it's dark,
Speaker 1: the rain is coming down. It was hard, it was
Speaker 1: hard to get home. I'd take a different route in
Speaker 1: because there's no stop light on my way home, and
Speaker 1: I it's like, I can't deal with the traffic.
Speaker 3: I'm taking the Lake Way home.
Speaker 1: It's not conven it's even darker, it's even winder it's scarier.
Speaker 1: I finally get home, you know, like stressful drive. You
Speaker 1: finally like are in your driveway. You can like use
Speaker 1: the sense of relief. Okay, your shoulders come down, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel that. I go to hit the garage door.
Speaker 1: It won't open. I'm like, what was wrong with the
Speaker 1: is our power out?
Speaker 3: Maybe our growers?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I know, thank you.
Speaker 1: So I called Jake from outside instead of going inside,
Speaker 1: to be like, what's going on with the garage?
Speaker 3: Is our power out? So that's my point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he's like, I'm cooking dead art. He's like
Speaker 1: breaking out, like everything's barting.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. The power is not off.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, my my guy, let's chill out.
Speaker 1: He's like oh, And then I come in and he's
Speaker 1: in the garage. He's throwing things around, screaming, foods burning.
Speaker 1: I go in the house and I'm like, what in
Speaker 1: the hell is going on. He's like, oh, this isn't good.
Speaker 1: This isn't good.
Speaker 3: He's pacing, pacing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what happened. He's like, the garage doors broken.
Speaker 1: Everything's messed up. It's off the track, it's broken. I said, shake, now,
Speaker 1: mind you. I'm never the calm one. So this is
Speaker 1: I've heard this whenever. There's always a balance in a relationship.
Speaker 1: If someone's like super stressy, there's always one person that
Speaker 1: covers up the chill and they can reverse. But then
Speaker 1: like you become calmer to even things out. So I'm
Speaker 1: being calm in this moment and I go He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'll figure it out later. And we're
Speaker 1: sitting at dinner he goes, everything makes sense now.
Speaker 3: I go, what are you dying about? He's like, there
Speaker 3: was a massive boom earlier.
Speaker 1: And I go, Jake, if you hit the garage door,
Speaker 1: even be honest with me, I'm not gonna be mad.
Speaker 1: He's gone to the hoh door and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's hear the story. I heard a massive boom
Speaker 1: and all I know is I started freaking out.
Speaker 3: I took the golf.
Speaker 1: Club, I went to the basement. I thought maybe someone broke.
Speaker 1: And he was like, it was so loud, it sounded
Speaker 1: like someone broken. I go when you took the golf club?
Speaker 2: He said, no.
Speaker 3: The point. The point is.
Speaker 1: The garage door was open and it fell off the
Speaker 1: track and the door fell, and it was so loud
Speaker 1: he heard it throughout the entire house.
Speaker 3: It shook the whole house.
Speaker 1: How did I almost die? I came into that driveway
Speaker 1: minutes after this happened. I could have been pulling my
Speaker 1: car in when that snapped.
Speaker 2: Boom, streetlight hadn't been out, and you went. The regular
Speaker 2: been chopped in half in half.
Speaker 1: It's so dangerous now, so listen. So I got to
Speaker 1: get things in order because my life flashed before my
Speaker 1: eyes when I heard this.
Speaker 2: Contact. So nothing remotely dangerous even happened to you. If
Speaker 2: you were in your car the garage door, you're you
Speaker 2: know the midt be sheies, that's a shout out, white man.
Speaker 2: I'll keep you safe, you know what I mean? You
Speaker 2: would have I don't know if you would have been.
Speaker 3: They are the safest car I think of it.
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to take this from you, So
Speaker 2: go ahead, okay.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't I don't think you heard me tell
Speaker 1: the story, because there's no way you would have that
Speaker 1: take if you'd heard my story.
Speaker 3: All right, let me repeat like the final things.
Speaker 1: The door crashing was so loud it shook the whole house.
Speaker 1: It shook Jake to his core. His bones rattled that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that guy has some meat on his bones. He
Speaker 1: got a thick ass. Okay, let me remind you it's
Speaker 1: dark and rainy out. We're talking near seconds, maybe thirty
Speaker 1: minutes to forty five minutes. My car could have been
Speaker 1: going into that garage when that door snapped. My life
Speaker 1: has been flashing before my eyes since finding this out.
Speaker 3: You know what, You're right, So what have you evaluated?
Speaker 3: I need to take the day off.
Speaker 2: This is the so you go to the Great Wolf
Speaker 2: Lads today or something.
Speaker 1: I no tell me, you wouldn't be like what? Okay anyway,
Speaker 1: and also, by the way, we have to get it
Speaker 1: fixed now. And it's a whole ord deal. Guess how
Speaker 1: much my near death experience is gonna cost me.
Speaker 2: That's probably gonna be about eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Hilarious. Nah.
Speaker 1: Nah, It's a spring that you are not allowed to
Speaker 1: legally install yourself because it can kill people. Yeah, five
Speaker 1: hundred bucks wasn't five. No, there are multiple parts that,
Speaker 1: like the whole.
Speaker 2: Track roll up to your house. They think they can
Speaker 2: take advantage of you. I know that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Well, they do take advantage of Jake. I honestly think
Speaker 1: they come in they don't even have a lube.
Speaker 3: And I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 1: They take, They just take.
Speaker 3: And he's always like.
Speaker 1: They said, for four he's not trying to do me
Speaker 1: over wrong. But for four hundred dollars more we could
Speaker 1: get these rollie things.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what do we need rollie things for our garage?
Speaker 2: No, you'll be good. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's if it's anything above one thousand, seventeen,
Speaker 2: you're being taken for a ride.
Speaker 1: Seventeen hundred. Well, he's already fixing it now. So you're
Speaker 1: telling me that i'd be.
Speaker 2: Taking for whoever's in your garage. They're probably gonna ask
Speaker 2: for a sandwich too. They're just taking everything from you
Speaker 2: right now. Oh god, Yeah, but I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 3: Life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 3: I don't know what bank account?
Speaker 2: What would I have done if you came in and
Speaker 2: you just you weren't here today, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I want to come in. I think
Speaker 2: I answered your question if you got taken out by
Speaker 2: a garage door. I want to use a garage door
Speaker 2: ever again in honor of you tell you that much.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know i'd say that about garage doors are
Speaker 2: so convenient. I probably would, but I would judge it
Speaker 2: every time it opens. I'm like, that's right, you open,
Speaker 2: you know? Correct down. Okay. Hey, by the way, we
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Speaker 3: It's coming to US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 1: He just announced a bunch of additional shows. So May twentieth,
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Speaker 2: And did you say who's he bringing with him?
Speaker 3: Jelly Roll?
Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, that's crazy. You've interviewed him before, right,
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: And well I was looking for like five minutes. I
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Speaker 3: I'm sure I've never seen it, but I'm sure he is.
Speaker 3: A lot of people.
Speaker 1: Are just taking aback and they think that the latest
Speaker 1: thing that John Stamos posted is like the most bizarre thing. Ever,
Speaker 1: so recently, his very good friend and like coworker Dave
Speaker 1: Coolier who played Joey on Full House, he talked about
Speaker 1: going through chemo treatment. So he shaved his head, and
Speaker 1: so John Stamos posted a photo with him and was
Speaker 1: like insolidarity and it's him with Dave Coolier and they're
Speaker 1: both bald, except John Stamos is wearing a bald cap.
Speaker 1: So he didn't shave his head like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You see those emotional videos where the girlfriend will shave
Speaker 1: her head or the barber will shave his head in
Speaker 1: solidarity with a person going to chemo. No, he put
Speaker 1: on a bald cap and then used it as a
Speaker 1: photo op, and people were like, oh my god, is
Speaker 1: this an onion article?
Speaker 3: Is this seriously? Like people started ripping him.
Speaker 1: And now Dave Coolier has officially responded, saying, I'm starting
Speaker 1: to see a bunch of negative comments as I've just
Speaker 1: begun my cancer journey. It's our friendship and this is
Speaker 1: how we're handling a very tough time. I'm a comedian
Speaker 1: in humor is what drives me. John knows how to
Speaker 1: cheer me up. And I laughed out loud and he
Speaker 1: arrived wearing a bald cat being a true and loving
Speaker 1: friend and brother.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's good he took it that way.
Speaker 2: The comments just getting ragged.
Speaker 1: Dude, But it's the photo. There's a funny one where
Speaker 1: he's like looks like he's shaving his head smiling, but
Speaker 1: then there's like a really serious one of them together,
Speaker 1: and that's why it's I don't well, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like people are like, were you too conceited or like
Speaker 1: full of yourself to actually shave your heads? Weird?
Speaker 2: It doesn't help that he's dressed like a twenty year
Speaker 2: old also, you know what I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Don't have a comment on that. That's just John Stamos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cynthia Revo. Obviously they've been making the rounds because
Speaker 1: the new Wicked movie comes out on the twenty second.
Speaker 1: They are everywhere. They must be exhausted this promotional tour.
Speaker 1: So Cynthia Rivo sat down with Dax Shepherd for his
Speaker 1: podcast Armchair Expert. One thing a lot of people have
Speaker 1: noticed with Cynthia Arrivo and they've commented on and clearly
Speaker 1: they commented it on a lot. She has incredibly incredibly
Speaker 1: long fingernails.
Speaker 2: How what are the inches on this thing?
Speaker 3: You think they go outside of her finger?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: And a half?
Speaker 3: Maybe two and a half inches or so?
Speaker 1: There's they're really long, and they're very noticeable because most
Speaker 1: people talk with their hands, right, Not a big deal,
Speaker 1: except there is one question people wonder, and so of
Speaker 1: course if anyone was going to ask it, it was
Speaker 1: going to be Dax Shepherd.
Speaker 3: And here we go.
Speaker 6: When I knew you would ask that question, because no,
Speaker 6: no one's afraid to ask everybody else question. No, everybody
Speaker 6: asks that question very c And my answer is nobody
Speaker 6: uses just their fingers to wipe their backside. You use tissue,
Speaker 6: oh correct, and you white?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I guess My question is does the tissue go on
Speaker 7: the tip of the fingernails or do you try to
Speaker 7: get the tissue on there? We're getting something yeah, and
Speaker 7: then okay, and then you're just feeling a little tickle
Speaker 7: of the nails on your crack of your butts the tissue.
Speaker 2: Say okay, I know what he's trying.
Speaker 1: To say that Yeah, because even if you did put
Speaker 1: the tissue on like your fingertips, if there's two additional
Speaker 1: inches of nail, there would be a follow through grazing right.
Speaker 2: Well, and also listen, tissue paper for you light. I
Speaker 2: mean you could lock and piers through a tissue. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, like I think maybe, And then I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, maybe that's on, So I google that. I
Speaker 2: looked it up. Yeah, they said they've done studies on
Speaker 2: fake nails and they've looked in like microscopic and there's
Speaker 2: like e coal eye on all like under the nails.
Speaker 2: It's get a little dangerous.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, wash your hands. You should wash your hands
Speaker 1: when you're that.
Speaker 2: Way, when you're not rich, just pay someone to do
Speaker 2: it for you.
Speaker 3: I don't.
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Speaker 1: is still on their parents' phone plan no judgment, Well
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Speaker 1: when we'll enter people's home, what kind of weird stuff
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Speaker 1: know you are used to want to admit it, and
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Speaker 2: I know multiple people in their thirties who are still
Speaker 2: on that plan.
Speaker 1: At some point it switches because my mom's on my plan.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't know how this happened. Every
Speaker 1: time with my family or people. You enter people's homes
Speaker 1: at work, which one do you fall into?
Speaker 5: I'm one of those people.
Speaker 2: Okay, you enter people's home for Okay, So now, what's
Speaker 2: the weirdest thing you've seen inside of somebody's home?
Speaker 5: Oh? Floor?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what do you do for work? Are you
Speaker 3: allowed to say that, Joe?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm an HVAC service technician.
Speaker 1: Can you just walk in and there's poop on the
Speaker 1: floor down.
Speaker 5: By the water heater? There was the girls of the
Speaker 5: house and there was poop all over the floor, and
Speaker 5: I know they had a ton of kids in the house,
Speaker 5: and I didn't see any animals over.
Speaker 2: Oh no, do they all get the kids to pooped
Speaker 2: by the water heater trick?
Speaker 1: So grone, you're like, yeah, I'm not paid.
Speaker 3: Enough for this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah sometimes that sometimes it does.
Speaker 2: So did you do the service or were you like?
Speaker 2: Did you just work around it?
Speaker 5: I actually I told him he got to clean it up.
Speaker 5: So I went outside and he came back out about
Speaker 5: twenty minutes later.
Speaker 2: After twenty minutes long. That's so many feet, so much
Speaker 2: beigle matters twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Geez, crazy labor the whole time.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, Joe, thanks for doing what you do. Buddy, Thanks,
Speaker 2: I see you.
Speaker 1: Hi, Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Which category do you fall into?
Speaker 8: I enter people's house for a living?
Speaker 3: Okayanny, Oh you're a nanny? All right? We want to
Speaker 3: know have you seen some weird stuff?
Speaker 8: I found out how.
Speaker 2: To Survive an a fair book on one of the
Speaker 2: parents table.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to last that.
Speaker 2: That's so rough to survive.
Speaker 1: I mean it is like surviving if you go through it,
Speaker 1: probably putting.
Speaker 2: In the work. Putting in the work. See that's dedication though,
Speaker 2: because for me, I would have just opted audiobook, but
Speaker 2: she actually wants to like read and study the words.
Speaker 2: So that's that's or he could have been his book.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know which buff but I'm.
Speaker 2: Just saying like women usually probably put a little more effort.
Speaker 8: But whose book it is?
Speaker 6: And it's that some of my famous celebrity.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the so it was their book? Who? Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness?
Speaker 8: Ye?
Speaker 1: And oh I want to know who it is to somebody?
Speaker 3: Cool questions?
Speaker 2: Give us give us the first letter ahead?
Speaker 3: Why did you ask for the first tea?
Speaker 5: Isn't what he hasn't it?
Speaker 3: Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: Never Noah?
Speaker 1: Is that from here? Guys, Tom Cruise, these are the.
Speaker 3: First Tom to come to mind at.
Speaker 2: Teddy swims all right, these groups? Okay, what will see
Speaker 2: you later? Thank you for that? Hey, kat, w which
Speaker 2: category are you fall into?
Speaker 1: I go into people home?
Speaker 2: Now what have you witnessed? What have you seen?
Speaker 5: Oh? I've seen living in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait up, goat, So you've seen goats living in
Speaker 2: the kitchen like they were just fan staying like a
Speaker 2: playpan like a baby.
Speaker 8: Well they thought I was outside for their goat.
Speaker 3: Ah, that actually makes me.
Speaker 2: I can get behind that what else.
Speaker 5: I've seen you pull of dolls, which is really creepy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very unsettling.
Speaker 1: I've seen porter houses with like a random oh oh
Speaker 1: my gosh.
Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you something fallin. Do you use
Speaker 2: things on a daily.
Speaker 3: Basis some things, yes, Now these.
Speaker 2: Things you use on a daily basis could be killing you.
Speaker 2: Why the amount of bacteria that is built up on
Speaker 2: all these things.
Speaker 1: I have more bacteria than the normal person because my
Speaker 1: hygiene on the plating things are lower than yours.
Speaker 2: Falling all off you and I'll tell you what's going
Speaker 2: on all those items in six minutes on k You
Speaker 2: don't know.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I have a list of things that are have
Speaker 2: more bacteria on them than an actual toilet.
Speaker 1: Well, I you know, I don't care that much about
Speaker 1: a toile because only put my butt on it.
Speaker 2: But these things you're putting like close to your face,
Speaker 2: these are the items that you're using on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: At my phone into the toilet, so I'm certain it's filth.
Speaker 2: So you want to guess phone.
Speaker 1: The grossest thing? I like eat, have greasy fingers. I
Speaker 1: touch it, it's pressed against my gross face. I leave
Speaker 1: it in bathrooms, I leave it on any surface. It's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's been everywhere.
Speaker 2: Baker's on your phone.
Speaker 1: Na, No, I'm building up your immune system.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, that is true. Okay, what other items you
Speaker 2: think it's on this list?
Speaker 3: Computer?
Speaker 1: My work, computer? Also film. Oh I'm just gonna keep listening.
Speaker 1: Are you telling you which one's the grossest?
Speaker 2: Smartphone was the grossest?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I knew it kind of ruined your list,
Speaker 1: but called it, called it remote control.
Speaker 3: My pillows probably phil.
Speaker 2: No, your pillows good? No, it's not, No, it's not.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: I found the best pillow ever a few years ago,
Speaker 1: and my life changed.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know what it is?
Speaker 1: Sure, it's the purple pillow, and it's not an advertisement.
Speaker 1: I spent so long with the biggest, roundest melon, and
Speaker 1: every pillow would flatten, and I can't have one that's
Speaker 1: too perky. This one she's kept her shape, so I
Speaker 1: know it's filled with it's got to be filled with
Speaker 1: so many gross dust mites or whatever.
Speaker 2: Probably you love that how much? Because when I go,
Speaker 2: when I get a pillow, it's like five bucks of Target.
Speaker 1: That's why I kept spending like five to thirty dollars
Speaker 1: on pillows.
Speaker 3: That sucks, so I finally invested it was more expensive.
Speaker 2: But eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not, no, no, know.
Speaker 2: A toothbrush is on here? You know you know why?
Speaker 1: Well, I do something even grosser than what you're gonna say. Okay,
Speaker 1: most will leave it out like out on the counter,
Speaker 1: and it's just collecting your poop.
Speaker 2: Particles, yeah, which is gross.
Speaker 1: Mine's even grosser. I put mine away in a drawer.
Speaker 1: I to throw it in a drawer, so it's like
Speaker 1: in the dark, collecting different types of bacteria growing on it.
Speaker 2: Probably I'm not mad about that, that's all right?
Speaker 3: You are. You know what you do?
Speaker 1: You make me feel better about how gross I am
Speaker 1: so often.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the most important thing I wanted to get
Speaker 2: to is one they're saying, don't wash your hands after
Speaker 2: you go to the bathroom cool, because.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you should if you go number two.
Speaker 2: They're arguing public restroom faucets are super high on the
Speaker 2: list because if you say.
Speaker 1: You don't touch a public fauce it because it almost
Speaker 1: always automatic.
Speaker 3: It works here there's no handle.
Speaker 2: Which is which is why I'm washing and flossing.
Speaker 1: You flows at work. No, but oh, it was a
Speaker 1: phrase you're using.
Speaker 2: But if you are, if you think about it, it
Speaker 2: is pretty disgusting, like so many grabs a handle and
Speaker 2: then you you still wash your hands, but then you
Speaker 2: hit the handle to push it back to you know,
Speaker 2: the water stops coming out, So you're washing your hands
Speaker 2: just to touch a disgusting handle. Again.
Speaker 1: I know I am washing my hands, so I'm not
Speaker 1: judged by society.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm when I use toilet paper the if for some reason,
Speaker 1: for some weird reason, I got like a little p
Speaker 1: on my hand, which is so is so out of
Speaker 1: the norm, I will one thousand percent washing my hands
Speaker 1: because it's gross. Most of the time, if I'm washing
Speaker 1: my hand, it's just like a really quick, easy pea wipe.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it because there's someone else in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't want them to judge me. Sorry, that's the truth.
Speaker 1: It's gross, but it's the truth. And this is why
Speaker 1: no one wants to shake my hand. What may meet me.
Speaker 2: Quick? I can tell when you are in and out.
Speaker 2: You you go to the bat probably and it don't
Speaker 2: takes you a minute and a half.
Speaker 3: I don't have time.
Speaker 1: I got like one tape McCray song to pee these days.
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Speaker 3: It's you know what you're getting. It's reliable. So few
Speaker 3: things in life are reliable.
Speaker 2: McDonald's doay oh consistent, and it's right there, like you're
Speaker 2: ten minutes away from having an incredible meal. That's but.
Speaker 3: My god, it's really good. So I'm really good.
Speaker 1: So imagine you're like, you know what I want a
Speaker 1: little salty treat. I'm gonna get myself a small fry.
Speaker 1: You pull into the drive through the usual business, you
Speaker 1: go to order your small fry, but this is what
Speaker 1: you get. You're admitting to a customer you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom, so I can't order a small fry.
Speaker 2: You have to wait ten minutes.
Speaker 3: I have to pee, So can I just wait?
Speaker 2: No, you're telling a.
Speaker 3: Customer through the headphone.
Speaker 1: Set that we're taking orders at the moment me and
Speaker 1: because you're on the toilet, I have to pee.
Speaker 5: How can I take an order if I'm in a
Speaker 5: bath full?
Speaker 3: This is a bit much truth.
Speaker 1: I'm not entired to go to the bathroom because you
Speaker 1: want a small fry. Ca Okay, my guy, take the
Speaker 1: head set off. Okay, one question? Why should he taking
Speaker 1: ten minutes? I think you're lying number one eight P.
Speaker 1: I think I don't even know that. I don't even
Speaker 1: know that he is doing number two. I think he
Speaker 1: just wants a break.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 3: Don't answer the drive through. Then if you're peek.
Speaker 2: Maybe like god, that was on he was like, oh oh,
Speaker 2: I'm committed now, but you could just stop responding. You
Speaker 2: gotta just stop and just say you're busy. We'll be
Speaker 2: back in what at like five minutes and we'll be like,
Speaker 2: see a drive away if you want, but we'll be back.
Speaker 2: But tied up with whatever, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna start doing that, You're gonna come to me and
Speaker 1: like found with that he were for Billy Eilish and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have an echoey phone on the toilet. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm on a break. Could I not pee for ten minutes? Wait,
Speaker 1: you don't have to wait on your Billie Eilish tickets.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not entitled to pee because you want Billy Ilish, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, we do have that three twenty. Not
Speaker 2: just take us to her show.
Speaker 1: We have your chance to win a trip to see
Speaker 1: her in la We give you the airfare of the
Speaker 1: hotel and a pair of concert tickets. Again, we're doing
Speaker 1: that around three twenty. But first, but up, you're not.
Speaker 3: Going to believe this.
Speaker 1: It's the secret Story of the Week with Allan.
Speaker 2: On one kt W.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't know people are messing with us when
Speaker 1: they send messages to us for Secrets of the Week,
Speaker 1: but I don't care because it's I'm still entertained, even
Speaker 1: if it's like two people sitting around being like this
Speaker 1: is creative and funny. I'm gonna send it, Jim, I
Speaker 1: don't care, and I but I hope it's part of me,
Speaker 1: hopes it's true.
Speaker 3: Part of me is like, what in.
Speaker 2: The world, Let's see, let's go through this.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I've gone to the same massage therapist for four years.
Speaker 1: I go every month, and I've gotten to know her
Speaker 1: throughout time. Okay, first of all, my mind is going
Speaker 1: straight to the gutter, straight to the gutter.
Speaker 3: But here we go.
Speaker 1: For reference, I'm a male and I'm married. I have
Speaker 1: been for three years. My massage therapist has a boyfriend
Speaker 1: and they've been together for five years.
Speaker 3: Okay, why is.
Speaker 1: This necessary if we're not going down the route of
Speaker 1: some of the videos people post. Okay, well, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm not sleeping with her. That isn't where this is going. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, right, got that covered. But also a little weird.
Speaker 1: You're going so often. If I was if my wife
Speaker 1: is going like once a month, I'd be like no.
Speaker 1: I think some people do that because they have like
Speaker 1: actual back problems, or they have like really labor intensive jobs.
Speaker 1: I actually know people who go to like their acupuncturists
Speaker 1: or their massage therapist very frequently.
Speaker 3: All right, not me and you. I'm lucky.
Speaker 1: If I got a gift card for my birthday and
Speaker 1: my dog chewed it on, I want to go so bad,
Speaker 1: so I gotta see if.
Speaker 3: They'll take it in pain.
Speaker 1: Here's where the actual secret goes in, because that part
Speaker 1: was just the like setup. One day, about eight months ago,
Speaker 1: she mentioned how she loves my feet. She made a
Speaker 1: joke that I could make money on only fans with
Speaker 1: my feet. We started talking about people with foot fetishes,
Speaker 1: and she admitted she has one.
Speaker 2: All right, it's weird. It's getting weirder.
Speaker 3: I felt.
Speaker 1: I felt her tongue slowly run across the bottom of
Speaker 1: my foot.
Speaker 2: Okay, stop, shut up, it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: It'd been silence.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, what am I supposed to be?
Speaker 1: After that, she asked if quote that was okay, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, they do ask that, like, is that
Speaker 1: pressure okay? But I've never anyone like my foot, say.
Speaker 4: Is that okay?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never had anybody lick my foot.
Speaker 1: He said, oh my dog has. Oh there is some delight, dude,
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Wellcuse you're putt peanut buttery in between your toes. You're WEIRDO.
Speaker 1: I don't know that anymore, she says, or he said,
Speaker 1: or this person says, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's a guy.
Speaker 1: Okay. She asked if that was okay, and I actually
Speaker 1: loved it. She started licking my feet and sucking my toes,
Speaker 1: and all I know is I didn't hate it. When
Speaker 1: the massage was over, she didn't charge me. So now
Speaker 1: I go in once a month. I get my sixty
Speaker 1: minute massage. She gets what she needs. I don't pay.
Speaker 1: My wife doesn't know, and I don't feel like I'm
Speaker 1: doing anything wrong. I don't want more. I love my wife,
Speaker 1: but I also like saving money.
Speaker 2: Oooh okay, now this is where. Now, if you don't
Speaker 2: have a wife.
Speaker 3: Let her suck the toes. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna lead to other stuff. This is starts.
Speaker 2: They say toes are a gateway drug. It's gonna start
Speaker 2: with says that that's what they end my dare class
Speaker 2: in fifth grade. They literally said that they were like
Speaker 2: dude feet.
Speaker 1: Gaetishes were never even No one even talked about him
Speaker 1: when you were in fifth grade I dared.
Speaker 2: And made a pledge to stay away from feet, and
Speaker 2: I have done so ever since. Now this, If you're
Speaker 2: sucking on a toe, I just don't see where there
Speaker 2: isn't a slippery slope where you get in some other things.
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna tell you right now. If I found out.
Speaker 1: Jake was getting his feet licked and sucked and he
Speaker 1: was like getting a free massage out of it, I
Speaker 1: would be so mad. I was like, you thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna say it'd be cool because you were saving money.
Speaker 1: I'm not that cheap. No, I'm way too crazy. Are
Speaker 1: you I do the same it? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2: The big toe? What toe?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: Okay? So you don't what if it was just the
Speaker 2: pinky toe?
Speaker 1: No toe taste A massage therapist is not. They're tongue
Speaker 1: doesn't need to leave their mouth.
Speaker 2: It would it would? No, It seems like it might
Speaker 2: help out your feet a little bit, Like it might
Speaker 2: be able to massage your foot. Would it be nice?
Speaker 2: Try it out?
Speaker 3: Are you telling me too? You try it out? You're
Speaker 3: the one that you never had it. Go home and
Speaker 3: tell jin to suck on your toes.
Speaker 2: Okay? Are we in agreement that they're probably going to
Speaker 2: end up doing some more stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I could see going that way, but
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know because you're already breaking a barrier of trust,
Speaker 2: like you're not your secret.
Speaker 3: What if the next time.
Speaker 1: A finger disappears and she's like, how's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know done? And I feel like she has
Speaker 2: pay him at that point, which, okay, hold on, it's
Speaker 2: straight out any body part. Wait, wait, where a massage therapist?
Speaker 2: You could overlook a massage therapist licking your sognificant out
Speaker 2: there like an elbow, let's say an elbow.
Speaker 3: No, I already said this.
Speaker 1: The tongue needs to stay in the mouth, absolutely nice,
Speaker 1: way too intimate of a body.
Speaker 2: The tongue is the issue. So what if she's just
Speaker 2: pressing her body up against his toes?
Speaker 1: Well, they kind of do that like when like women
Speaker 1: are shorter. I'll feel a woman's chest pressing into my
Speaker 1: back a little bit as she's leaning across to get.
Speaker 2: The other side of my back. And do you like it?
Speaker 3: I don't think about it like that. It's not a
Speaker 3: sexual thing.
Speaker 2: Now, what if the feet are on the face.
Speaker 3: Hold on his feet?
Speaker 2: The massage therapists.
Speaker 1: Feet are on the face, Are they standing on me?
Speaker 3: Are they laying on me?
Speaker 2: What's happening? No, I just feel like it's a it's
Speaker 2: a little bit of a slippery so you gotta look
Speaker 2: out for I don't know if I would have to
Speaker 2: just say, don't go to massage therapist, but I agree.
Speaker 1: One minute you get your toe sucked in the next minute,
Speaker 1: you're pregnant.
Speaker 3: I've always said that.
Speaker 2: He's what he said of my Dare program.
Speaker 3: It's so weird, so specific.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you have a secret of the week, though,
Speaker 1: you can email us Fallon at katiew dot com at
Speaker 1: f a alien something there.
Speaker 2: We go ahead.
Speaker 1: No, no transition, don't something that's not a secret.
Speaker 2: We have Billy kets that.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want any part of this combo.
Speaker 2: And a trip to La to see her. That sounds
Speaker 2: like an l a thing. My cough, No massage therapists. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going up literally in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Ballad and Cold.
Speaker 8: Billy. All right.
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish is coming to her hometown.
Speaker 3: Guys going to her hometown. Cherty came to the Twin City.
Speaker 1: She's going to be in La on December fifteenth, So
Speaker 1: it's right around the corner, and we're sending someone to
Speaker 1: see her. So we pay for it all. We pay
Speaker 1: for the airfare, the hotel, and your tickets to the show.
Speaker 1: You get to bring a plus one. You could lie,
Speaker 1: you could be like I did this for you. You don't
Speaker 1: have to even tell them you got it from KATWB.
Speaker 10: Dude.
Speaker 2: What a Christmas President, the best.
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Speaker 2: So what you do is you open up the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Listen on one to one point three katwa B. You
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Speaker 2: you voice the word party. Just say that's the key word,
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Speaker 1: All right, a lot of things coming up to check
Speaker 1: out number one. We mentioned earlier that jelly Roll is
Speaker 1: the opening act for post Malone. They're going on a
Speaker 1: big tour hit US Bank Stadium on May twentieth. Also
Speaker 1: this week of Wicked, the promos are gonna start.
Speaker 3: They start tonight.
Speaker 1: NBC has an hour long behind the scenes special called
Speaker 1: Define Gravity.
Speaker 3: The curtain rises on Wicked.
Speaker 1: It just you know. The movie is two hours and
Speaker 1: forty minutes, And they are gonna have sing along screenings
Speaker 1: starting Christmas Day because it's a musical and for the
Speaker 1: love of Pete, you want to sing if you're a
Speaker 1: big fan, but you you cannot sing along and a
Speaker 1: normal it would ruin it for other people. So you
Speaker 1: got to go to one of these sing along kind
Speaker 1: of screenings they do have. And Wicked Part two if.
Speaker 2: You're there trying to enjoy, just people are just singing behind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 1: But popular, So Wicked Part two does return at this
Speaker 1: time next year, so get ready for this all again.
Speaker 1: Remember they split into two movies, so this does have
Speaker 1: like a to be continued at the end of this movie.
Speaker 2: I know my wife's going this weekend super excited about it.
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to talk about it yet. I can
Speaker 3: talk about it officially tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You told me some stuff well, I can talk about
Speaker 1: it to you. I'm not all to talking about on
Speaker 1: the radio or TV yet. Give me time, okay. Also,
Speaker 1: Netflix released another trailer for Sabrina Carpenter's A Nonsense Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have a lot of fun duets like Chapel,
Speaker 1: Rowan Tyler, Shanaia Twain and more, and that hits Netflix
Speaker 1: on Friday, December sixth.
Speaker 2: Cool Netflix.
Speaker 1: Speaking of they're getting sued, you knew what was gonna
Speaker 1: happen because people are so mad about all the buffering
Speaker 1: from the game, So of course they're getting sued.
Speaker 3: Now do I think people are gonna get money from that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 2: I guess if you bought you would have to prove
Speaker 2: you bought Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's just for that purpose, I guess. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: some people actually did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One other thing they say that there's we all know
Speaker 1: there are a lot of benefits to getting our steps
Speaker 1: in going for a walk, going outside in general. A
Speaker 1: new study found that a daily walk could add as
Speaker 1: much as eleven years to your life. That's research they found. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they say if everyone over forty in the US walked
Speaker 1: as much as the most active twenty five percent of
Speaker 1: the population, they could live an extra five point three
Speaker 1: years on average, and for the least active folks this
Speaker 1: could mean up to eleven more.
Speaker 3: Years of life.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how long are we walking?
Speaker 1: So they say the magic number to get the benefits
Speaker 1: about one hundred and eleven minutes, So that's less than
Speaker 1: two hours of walking per day. That doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: going on just like a walk. Think about people now,
Speaker 1: not you and I. We sit on our asses all day,
Speaker 1: but like nurses, they're walking so much.
Speaker 2: It's true. Hold on, let me see if that's worth
Speaker 2: it though, because.
Speaker 1: No, we don't have time for you to calculate that
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Speaker 1: Kd WB with Fallon and Colt it's been the weirdest weather.
Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't check in on you, and
Speaker 1: you're my best friend, Colt. Yesterday was raining and your
Speaker 1: wife said, unless it's storming, you have to ride your
Speaker 1: bike home in the rain.
Speaker 3: Did you I did.
Speaker 2: I came home and had looking like my wife asked
Speaker 2: me for swimming. She was like, did you fall in
Speaker 2: a pool?
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, that's not funny.
Speaker 2: I strapped put on my backpack and I put my
Speaker 2: coat over my backpack to protect my laptop. Yeah, everything
Speaker 2: was school, Everything was dry except me. That's fine, so's cool.
Speaker 2: But I went through the storm. It almost made me
Speaker 2: feel like a warrior in a way, like I'm fighting
Speaker 2: to get home through these rain.
Speaker 3: Drops on your e bike.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, to a war if you're.
Speaker 1: A soldier out in the fields. My god, how do
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 2: Ten minutes, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Do our after school pop quiz right now. Your chance
Speaker 1: to win Nickelodeon Universe passes a pair of those if
Speaker 1: you can answer a couple of trivia questions at six, five, one, nine, eight, nine,
Speaker 1: Katie W. B you will compete against someone. By the way,
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Speaker 3: Katie W. B. What's your name? I'm Arian? Arian? All right? Arian?
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Speaker 2: Dale?
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Speaker 2: Melissa?
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Speaker 1: Okay, Arian, and we have Melissa playing today?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: What your sister in law? Do you understand the amount
Speaker 2: of people calling right now?
Speaker 3: It's so ryan, so weird.
Speaker 1: Wait, who wins the most stuff on KATIEWB?
Speaker 3: Between the two of you?
Speaker 1: A right, okay, next question, what's the coolest thing Aaron,
Speaker 1: what's the coolest thing you've ever won?
Speaker 3: From Katie w B?
Speaker 2: I would say, well, America is pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Oh that's awesome. I love hearing that. Melissa, what's the
Speaker 3: coolest thing you've won from Katie w B?
Speaker 8: Probably?
Speaker 3: I'm okay, I mean that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: I love to see you. Are you guys competitive? Do
Speaker 1: you like at family activities? Are you like do you
Speaker 1: compete against each other in any games? Will this be
Speaker 1: like vicious or will it be wholesome?
Speaker 8: Okay? Us?
Speaker 2: A drama like? What's the Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, is there any drama in your family? Right now?
Speaker 3: Without coussin.
Speaker 8: She's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe she's maybe she's trying to get through to
Speaker 1: play the game too, and she's hearing this. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving is gonna be real fun, I know.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. You know how this works.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some trivia questions. If you know
Speaker 1: the answer, chime in with your name, and the first
Speaker 1: thing gets Well, whoever gets the most correct wins.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Question number one, what is the name of Beyonce's alter ego?
Speaker 3: Melissa?
Speaker 1: It's you don't know, daughter, My daughter doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, she let.
Speaker 1: You down, she let you down. The answer is Sasha Fears.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I knew that, all right.
Speaker 1: Question number two, what type of fruit is a Granny Smith? Melissa? Yes, Melissa,
Speaker 1: that's correct, darn it. Question number three, who was the
Speaker 1: first President of the United States?
Speaker 3: Yes, Melissa?
Speaker 1: Oh dang Aaron Melissa Cayman.
Speaker 3: Hot, she got she.
Speaker 1: Got those Nickelodeon Universe passes. Congratulations. We hope Thanksgiving will
Speaker 1: be chill and your mother in law will keep her molt.
Speaker 2: There'll be a couple of side eyes, for sure.
Speaker 1: Nice, all right, you guys, have a great afternoon home, Alessa,
Speaker 1: we'll grab your info. We're gonna come back and we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about something that could be hard to hear.
Speaker 1: Are you making a normal amount of money? I don't
Speaker 1: know that I want to hear this. Actually, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to have a good day and not a bad one. Fine,
Speaker 1: we will find out and then we'll cry together. It's katiewb.
Speaker 2: It's one one, Katy only be a found and cult.
Speaker 2: Let's talk. Let's be real, and I need you to
Speaker 2: think about this. Think about think about the amount of
Speaker 2: money you make. Picture it. How much money do you make?
Speaker 2: Got the number? Lock it in?
Speaker 1: Well, I just got this text in. Nobody likes the
Speaker 1: phone call. But be kind to your school nurses. We're
Speaker 1: out here getting puked on and pulling only thirty eight
Speaker 1: k a year.
Speaker 2: Dang, school nurses are so awesome too. But the best
Speaker 2: are so nice to you always, mom.
Speaker 3: Was I feel like they're pretty consistently awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I think this is important to hear because you
Speaker 2: see everybody, if you're like me, it seems like every
Speaker 2: single person has a million dollars except myself.
Speaker 3: It feels like that to Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: People are buying boats. People are buying giant house, their
Speaker 2: second giant house. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like they're taking second giant house.
Speaker 2: I want a second giant house. People are whipping around
Speaker 2: a brand new wagon.
Speaker 1: Heir what that doesn't bother me? You know how, Like
Speaker 1: everyone has their thing. I do not care about fancy
Speaker 1: cars in the least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have a car. It's different when you
Speaker 2: bike to work. Oh, you're right, cards I also have
Speaker 2: a car. But all right, So the average salary, let's
Speaker 2: start at twenty to twenty four thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's way more than I was making at that age,
Speaker 1: by the way, But I mean, obviously I think.
Speaker 2: I was making like twenty one thousand. I thought I
Speaker 2: was rich.
Speaker 1: My very very first job in radio that was actually
Speaker 1: full time twenty seven thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you feel balling. You're like, dude, I'm going
Speaker 2: to stop working at the Sporting's Good store now.
Speaker 3: And I didn't even care about the money.
Speaker 1: I actually finally had benefits, and I was like, in
Speaker 1: my mind, it was like I graduated college, I have
Speaker 1: a degree.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to have a full time job.
Speaker 1: With benefits that kept saying it, like, why do I
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: A full time job with benefit You can finally fall
Speaker 2: off my bike now, yeah, and everything's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you're twenty five to thirty four years old,
Speaker 2: think about how much money you make The average salary
Speaker 2: sixty thousand dollars, okay, thirty five to forty four. Now,
Speaker 2: this is where you see people you know on their
Speaker 2: forties or finally hit that stride. Yeah they get like.
Speaker 1: Uh, some people do in their some people do obviously earlier,
Speaker 1: and some people do even later.
Speaker 3: But you know, this is the average.
Speaker 2: Takes a minute to like that management title or whatever,
Speaker 2: you finally get in there. But but seventy thousand dollars
Speaker 2: thirty five to forty four.
Speaker 3: This is the average in the US or in the US.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, the most amount of money you'll ever make
Speaker 2: from an average standpoint is between fifty five and sixty
Speaker 2: four years old. End of your career. You built up
Speaker 2: all the stuff. Everything's good, and that average is eighty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: If these are the averages, then no, you are not
Speaker 1: done working at that age.
Speaker 3: If that's the average, what are you retiring on.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's why people where I'm from, like my like,
Speaker 1: I always say this, no one ever in Indiana. I
Speaker 1: didn't hear a single human ever even mention the word investments. Right, yeah, nothing.
Speaker 1: I never even heard the words four oh and kate.
Speaker 1: Nothing because where I'm from, the majority of people are
Speaker 1: blue collar workers. We're farmers like we do like my
Speaker 1: dad did, farming, excavating very common like work. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought a raw was a type of truck. Never
Speaker 1: even hurd roth Ira, never even heard of that.
Speaker 3: In my life.
Speaker 1: No one retires like teachers were the only peole that retired, seemingly.
Speaker 1: I don't remember anyone else having a retirement party.
Speaker 2: Dude. Now that's where it is. You get that job
Speaker 2: of a pension. It's worked forever, that pension job. So
Speaker 2: I'm talking about but oh, you deserve if you're a teacher.
Speaker 2: Pool I will say, if if you are making like
Speaker 2: let's say you only make sixty thousand dollars a year, whatever,
Speaker 2: if you put like fifteen percent of that away, you
Speaker 2: could have a pretty good retirement. But the issue is
Speaker 2: it is impossible, That's what I'm saying. With fifteen percent
Speaker 2: going into investment.
Speaker 1: That's the point, Like you got to live like way,
Speaker 1: have you seen the price of blueberries?
Speaker 2: Eight wired blueberries? Eight dollars a pack?
Speaker 3: Eight dollars please, eight dollars. That's insane to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, raspberry is a basically like an engagement ring. Now
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: That's how you know someone loves you. They buy you raspberries.
Speaker 1: You are official. It's like back in the day when
Speaker 1: someone would try to goat for their daughter. That's raspberries
Speaker 1: are the equivalent of the goat.
Speaker 2: Now give me a bucket of raspberries. Definitely not gonna
Speaker 2: give you my daughter, but but be a good offer.
Speaker 3: It would be. Isn't a bad offer? Not bad?
Speaker 2: So I guess what I'm saying is like, it's this
Speaker 2: is verification that yes, everyone is struggling the most part.
Speaker 2: Everyone like it's just you just got to focus on
Speaker 2: you trust the process, and then just accept that you're
Speaker 2: never going to retire.
Speaker 3: Okay. That is that is not finding about like we
Speaker 3: were actively we you and I. We need to have
Speaker 3: someone on our show. That's what I'm I'm gonna look for.
Speaker 1: I need to find like a positivity coach that can
Speaker 1: help you and I, at least for a day we
Speaker 1: direct our thoughts from immediately going to the gut, or
Speaker 1: to at least like being like in like a little dude,
Speaker 1: you know, above the ground, you know what we should do.
Speaker 2: It'd be awesome if we could facilitate this on the
Speaker 2: show where every Friday, everyone from the Twin Cities, every Friday,
Speaker 2: we put a dollar in a bucket, right, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and then we draw a random name. So then it's like,
Speaker 2: let's say how many people are here, like four million,
Speaker 2: four million people?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's say there's four million people here every Friday. Someone's
Speaker 2: winning four million dollars. Could be you. That's where it's
Speaker 2: fifty two dollars a year.
Speaker 3: Who was holding the bucket of money?
Speaker 2: Well, I will, it's gonna be a fee, and I
Speaker 2: knew always it's a ten percent handling.
Speaker 3: You are the parts that I've ever.
Speaker 2: Met, Will.
Speaker 1: And you wouldn't even put a dollar in for a fact,
Speaker 1: wouldn't put one in.
Speaker 2: Will I make four hundred thousand dollars a week all this, Yes,
Speaker 2: you were like.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, fun, can you spot me this week?
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, oh, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: You're no longer riding your bike in to work.
Speaker 3: You are a gea wagon. What's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do the show for my second home.
Speaker 2: I'm Minnetonka. Yeah, I don't just think about it. Think
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: No one's thinking about it, then let me know.
Speaker 2: That's all bitch.
Speaker 1: One on one point three Katie w B with Fallon
Speaker 1: and Colt.
Speaker 3: Guess what.
Speaker 1: Gravy Fest is hitting the Armory very soon, actually in
Speaker 1: ten days from now, the twenty ninth, and that means
Speaker 1: Young Gravy's going to be there, and we have tickets
Speaker 1: for this event. We're going to play a little game.
Speaker 1: It's Hot Mom contest. Okay what I have some trivia
Speaker 1: on some famous hot moms. Whoever gets the most correct
Speaker 1: will win the Young Gravy tickets.
Speaker 2: No one's going to know any information about your mom, Falin.
Speaker 1: That's I've said it once, I'll say it again. Keep
Speaker 1: my mom out of your mouth. Six ' five one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine Katie WB to play and win Young
Speaker 1: Gravy tickets. One on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon
Speaker 1: and Cult. So Young Gravy's gonna be the Armory on
Speaker 1: November twenty ninth, and Young Gravy's known to love hot moms.
Speaker 1: It he loves Hot Moms. We're gonna be a little
Speaker 1: hot mom quiz. We have Ellie on the phone. Ellie,
Speaker 1: if you get two out of three questions correct, you
Speaker 1: win the tickets.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready? Okay?
Speaker 1: Question number one, what hot mom shares kids with Kanye West?
Speaker 3: That's correct?
Speaker 6: That okay?
Speaker 1: You seed one more, you seed one more. There are
Speaker 1: multiple possible answers on this one. What hot mom played catwoman?
Speaker 3: Callie Beck.
Speaker 1: Michelle fi for and half. We have so many Congratulations Ellie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll have another pair of Young Gravy tickets tomorrow and
Speaker 1: on Friday. Congratulations, Ellie. Hold on one second, we'll get
Speaker 1: your information. We're gonna come back and try a little
Speaker 1: thing we've been doing lately. A little round of can
Speaker 1: we make it sexy?
Speaker 2: Will do that? And and and also Billie Eili.
Speaker 1: Your keyword to what a trip to see her in
Speaker 1: la is coming up in about six minutes on kd
Speaker 1: WB one on one point three Katie w B it's
Speaker 1: fallain and cult.
Speaker 3: A little round of can we make it sexy?
Speaker 1: So this is where things maybe have been submitted to us.
Speaker 1: Things otherwise you would not look at twice as sexy
Speaker 1: and we see can we make this sexy?
Speaker 3: In the past, Colt.
Speaker 1: Has received some harsh critiques, and I would like you
Speaker 1: to keep sending those in too, five three ninety two
Speaker 1: one Katie WB one because it brings me joy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can always text in about how terrible I
Speaker 2: am at so sexy.
Speaker 3: Or how sexy he is your choice?
Speaker 1: Train ass all aboard my ass o?
Speaker 2: Thanks? Wait?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: So what will you be trying to make sexy this week?
Speaker 2: A review for a slip and slide? Okay, can we
Speaker 2: make it sexy? Lasts a long time, need a minimal
Speaker 2: amount to get started, and it lasts a.
Speaker 10: Long time before needing to be patched. Oh God, definitely
Speaker 10: helped getting things going when I applied water before a slide.
Speaker 10: This was a great product that opened me up to
Speaker 10: happiness faster than my therapist. I definitely would.
Speaker 3: Oh I hated it?
Speaker 1: So what now?
Speaker 2: Listen? Was it sexy? Probably? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like over and over again, I've recommended I
Speaker 1: recommended one thing to you.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I recommended that you go slower, and you did. You
Speaker 1: get slowed down. Finally you took a note for my
Speaker 1: woman to slow down. But The other thing I kept
Speaker 1: recommending is to like go deeper, because I think a
Speaker 1: lot of women find it sexy. Women go deeper, but
Speaker 1: for some reason, you go so high. You're like.
Speaker 2: When you're trying to be sexy. So it was like
Speaker 2: a baby talk.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's not in my power to have a
Speaker 2: deeper voice. Sorry, I was born like this.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you could be deeper?
Speaker 2: How I no, I can. Well, wow, my will be
Speaker 2: deeper than you hold last a long time.
Speaker 3: Why are you southern?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You want me to be deeper.
Speaker 3: Okay, I get it, I get it. I'm sorry. All right.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to try to make a groupon for
Speaker 1: a JC penny photo session.
Speaker 2: All right, somehow it's done professional.
Speaker 1: I wish I want to send anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Here's what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Three high resolution digital images, one standard print ten by
Speaker 1: thirteen or smaller off that professional photography session and no
Speaker 1: no session fees. I bet you're wondering what happy customers say.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth said, I love this place. I think it's a
Speaker 1: good value for the money. I've come several times and
Speaker 1: the photographers have been great. I usually bring my own
Speaker 1: blanket for backdrops, and they're usually fine with that. I'll
Speaker 1: definitely keep coming back. So the question is did we
Speaker 1: make it sexy?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Already on the tax line. You need to stop with
Speaker 2: your bs people, and that is okay, just turn on
Speaker 2: the radio. Is Colts having a seizure? Why does Colt
Speaker 2: sound like a woman? Why does Colt whisper? I bitch
Speaker 2: out ew cold, I'm uncomfortable Colts. No, Now, somebody did say.
Speaker 2: Somebody did? I will say somebody texted and they said
Speaker 2: Colts being deep and southern is sexy. So maybe last.
Speaker 1: Week a man texted it and said he's no longer gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was great. I did. I turned someone. I
Speaker 2: turned somebody. Oh man, Now okay, listen, listen. Can't give
Speaker 2: me another shot? Can I try it in a southern
Speaker 2: Southern accent?
Speaker 1: Why you aren't southern?
Speaker 2: A somebody did say deep and southern was sexy?
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, but you have like thirty second God, he's desperate.
Speaker 2: Definitely helped me get things going when I applied water.
Speaker 3: But looking at me, stop, look away.
Speaker 2: I was sliding all over that thing. Hop on on
Speaker 2: this train, baby, let's get it gone. You know what
Speaker 2: it's like. Hey, hey, hand me to Paul Mall's bring
Speaker 2: me a lotter. We're gonna get this whiskey. I'm not
Speaker 2: even reading anyth anymore. It's just gonna get this whiskey
Speaker 2: driven alone. No, Now, what do we think if you
Speaker 2: had to choose between high pitched vehicle or or a deep,
Speaker 2: deep Southern? What do we or? Are you just gonna
Speaker 2: take the other route? Just run away?
Speaker 3: I people stop listening.
Speaker 1: People officially turned their station off.
Speaker 2: So are you gonna say I can't I can't make
Speaker 2: a sexee, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I don't think so someone did say that they pressed
Speaker 1: one to hear me speak more. That's gonna cost more
Speaker 1: money on my life now, just saying I.
Speaker 2: Would say, for the full read that it worked for
Speaker 2: someone much better. Colts without an act that Colts equals up.
Speaker 1: We can't even read these there's so offensive. But anyway, cult,
Speaker 1: the Southern worked better for you. So congratulations you finally
Speaker 1: made it suck.
Speaker 2: Welcome y'all, get in a line. Oh socks talking, we
Speaker 2: knocking boots? All right, all right, I'm done, Hay.
Speaker 4: It's the pop Culture Minute with Sellon.
Speaker 2: And colt On one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 1: All right, So Cynthia Revo. She was on the Aren'tchair
Speaker 1: podcast with Dak Shepherd and he asked a very interesting
Speaker 1: question about her long fingernails.
Speaker 2: This is how it went when you're wiping your butt.
Speaker 6: I knew you would ask that question. Everyone thinks everyone
Speaker 6: because no, no one's.
Speaker 2: Afraid to ask.
Speaker 6: Everybody asked question. No, everybody asks that question. Yeah, And
Speaker 6: my answer is nobody uses just their fingers to wipe
Speaker 6: their backside. You use tissue, oh, correct, and you white?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I guess my question is does the tissue go on
Speaker 7: the tip of the fingernail or do you try to
Speaker 7: get the tissue on the great?
Speaker 2: Great, great great, We're getting.
Speaker 7: Somewhere yeah, and then okay, and then you're just feeling
Speaker 7: a little tickle of the nails on your crack of
Speaker 7: your butt.
Speaker 6: Sometimes no, because the tissue, say right, He asked the
Speaker 6: hard hitting questions.
Speaker 2: I guess it's really fair. I mean I would want
Speaker 2: to know that too. Also, just daily tasks like how
Speaker 2: do you beat a sandwich? Like is it hard to
Speaker 2: just do things?
Speaker 3: I think no, I think you figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think you. I think you figure it out. And
Speaker 1: then you have your whole new routine.
Speaker 2: That's I know she's making some money too though, because
Speaker 2: those nails be expensive. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Florence Pugh says she froze her eggs at twenty seven
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 3: A lot of women are experiencing this.
Speaker 1: She got the PCOS and endometriosis diagnosis, so she decided
Speaker 1: to have those frozen. She was on this she MD
Speaker 1: podcast and she basically said that she had run like
Speaker 1: this egg count that you can do and confirmed her
Speaker 1: potential future infertility struggles.
Speaker 3: She didn't she didn't sugarcoat it.
Speaker 1: She basically had a plan of waiting five years to
Speaker 1: have kids or they said that that was that was
Speaker 1: her plan, and they wrote that's not You got to
Speaker 1: do something about it now.
Speaker 3: So I know so many people deal with that.
Speaker 1: They officially have the viewer count, by the way, Jake Paul,
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, they drew one hundred and eight million viewers,
Speaker 1: which made history with.
Speaker 2: Netflix and eight million years.
Speaker 1: Well, no wonder they.
Speaker 3: Were having issues.
Speaker 1: Everyone's so mad about it because who could have predicted that.
Speaker 2: I think I said, like NFL games, but those are
Speaker 2: one of those like twenty like fifteen million or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like this peacock never has problems, but due to one
Speaker 2: hundred and eight that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the average thing is getting that well.
Speaker 1: Netflix is being sued because people are mad that Netflix
Speaker 1: screwed up during that fight for them.
Speaker 3: So whatever.
Speaker 1: We mentioned this earlier, but exciting news if you're a
Speaker 1: post alone Jelly Roll fan. They're coming to the Twin
Speaker 1: Cities Usbank tour, so it's gonna be a US Bank Stadium,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a big tour on the twentieth
Speaker 1: of May next year. And John Stamos tried to do
Speaker 1: something supportive of his friend Dave Coolier. Now Dave Coolier
Speaker 1: was Joey on Full House obviously, John Stamos uncle Jesse,
Speaker 1: so they've been friends for many, many years. Dave Coolier
Speaker 1: was talking about his chemo treatment and so John Stamos
Speaker 1: goes over.
Speaker 3: They have photo ops together of like.
Speaker 1: Him shaving his head and John Stamos is bald, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my gosh, well John Samos is wearing
Speaker 1: a bald cap. Now, usually when you see these emotional videos,
Speaker 1: the person shaves their own head, but everyone's like and
Speaker 1: so everyone went in on him, like is this an
Speaker 1: Onion article. This has to be a joke, right, he's
Speaker 1: so self absorbed. He didn't shave his own hat. He
Speaker 1: wore a bald cap for a photo op with his
Speaker 1: friend with cancer, so brave, and yeah, people are like
Speaker 1: mocking it. Well, Dave Coolier did come to his defense
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, listen, it's our friendship. This is
Speaker 1: how we're handling a very tough time. I'm a comedian,
Speaker 1: humors what drives me. John knows how to cheer me up.
Speaker 1: And I laughed out loud and he arrived wearing a
Speaker 1: bald cap, being a true friend, true and loving friend
Speaker 1: and brother, So you know what, that's all that matters.
Speaker 3: The photo is.
Speaker 1: A little funny, though, Yeah, it's a little bizarre because
Speaker 1: you're like, really, John, stay Rose.
Speaker 3: It seems like.
Speaker 2: He's taking us those series like he did shave it.
Speaker 1: He definitely acts like that. Also, this is cool news.
Speaker 1: A bar song, Tipsy, is officially at the top of
Speaker 1: the Billboard Hot one hundred chart for the eighteenth consecutive week.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what, Yeah, this song has been number one,
Speaker 1: not going on the way back to mid July only
Speaker 1: Lil nas X's Old Town Road with Billy Ray Cybers
Speaker 1: was number one for longer, so he is only one
Speaker 1: week away from tying with Lil nas X.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: I know people think. I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And that is your pop culture minute. There is one
Speaker 1: tease real quick. Dumont claims Taylor Swift is dropping an
Speaker 1: album on Friday, December sixth, one week before her thirty
Speaker 1: fifth birthday.
Speaker 3: Will it be true?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I do love the rumor. But
Speaker 1: every week there's a room about Taylor Swift dropping something.
Speaker 3: So whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Billie Eilis, she is gonna be crazy. You can
Speaker 2: see her in La We got the flight, hotel, airfare,
Speaker 2: tickets to the show Wild Wild Times. It's the keyword birds.
Speaker 2: So you're just gonna like open up the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Listen on one on one point three KATIEWB. There's a
Speaker 2: little talk back microphone. You hit the microphone button, you
Speaker 2: say birds.
Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want in the thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: You just have to definitely make sure you get the
Speaker 1: keyword birds in for your chance to win. Good luck.
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back and talk to a woman.
Speaker 1: She's a problem with her boyfriend and we're gonna try
Speaker 1: to help her out in six minutes one on one
Speaker 1: point three KATIEWV with Fallon and Cult. You know, I've
Speaker 1: heard it's funny because I was recording a podcast the
Speaker 1: other day and we got an email from someone who
Speaker 1: kind of described her boyfriend and she's like, sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel like we're just roommates. And I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people feel like that in relationships. They feel like that,
Speaker 1: whether it's their boyfriend or they're they're married. They're like, ah,
Speaker 1: are we just like roommates at this point? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's exactly what you're feeling, Melanie,
Speaker 1: but maybe explain what's going on.
Speaker 3: That's kind of I've.
Speaker 8: Definitely dated guys who consumed by video games, but like,
Speaker 8: this one's a little different for me. I'm currently in
Speaker 8: a relationship with a guy who can consumes content all
Speaker 8: the time. I can't even describe. It's every second that
Speaker 8: any any part of the data's downtime. So when we're
Speaker 8: on a date, he's totally better about being present because
Speaker 8: we've talked about it. That bothers me. But when we're
Speaker 8: home and just being chill and low key, he is
Speaker 8: literally scrolling TikTok like there's no tomorrow all the time.
Speaker 8: So he's thirty two and gets excited about like the
Speaker 8: channels he's subscribed to, you know, like on YouTube when
Speaker 8: they drop new episodes. It's like, dude, you're in your
Speaker 8: thirties and like, I get being into a TV show
Speaker 8: or movie series or whatever, but like random influencers on
Speaker 8: YouTube or wherever else, you just get excited about. Drop
Speaker 8: what you're doing. He drops what he's doing to watch
Speaker 8: the new videos. Okay, so it just feels a little weird,
Speaker 8: you know, like you could be doing anything else, but
Speaker 8: instead you're watching a video about a group of guys
Speaker 8: to try to survive thirty days on a remote island.
Speaker 8: Is that odd or is it normal? I just is
Speaker 8: every guy in my generation like this now? I just
Speaker 8: I don't know, I just dating is horrible right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think I don't know, cult did
Speaker 1: you have something? Maybe you're a guy of that generation,
Speaker 1: so maybe you should.
Speaker 2: Start Yeah, I mean, okay, so I definitely think he
Speaker 2: shouldn't be like scrolling all the time and when you're
Speaker 2: just chilling, I think he should put in a little
Speaker 2: bit more effort, for sure. But I do think I
Speaker 2: think like YouTube is like the new TV. I do think,
Speaker 2: like you know, the channels and people are subscribed to,
Speaker 2: and nowadays, like a lot of times it's not even
Speaker 2: like an influencer. It's like these are like actual like
Speaker 2: it feels like productions or like when I'm watching like
Speaker 2: a documentary, it's like, oh, okay, this could be on like HBO,
Speaker 2: but it's just some dude in his basement who's like
Speaker 2: really good at this now right. It makes it look exciting,
Speaker 2: But I mean, I don't think you should be doing
Speaker 2: that all the time. Is it weird for him to
Speaker 2: get like excited over it? I don't probably not. I
Speaker 2: mean I don't think it's that's weird. But maybe you're
Speaker 2: just like extra sensitive to it because he just ignores
Speaker 2: you for it.
Speaker 3: That's what I think is happening.
Speaker 1: I think it's like less about the actual content and
Speaker 1: there's more like you're just annoyed in general.
Speaker 3: That that seems to be.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you don't bring him joy, but that's
Speaker 1: like the thing that you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: that's like maybe okay, then yeah, like okay, I wish
Speaker 1: that like he ever seemed excited like that about anything
Speaker 1: involving me as excited as he seems about a new
Speaker 1: video dropping.
Speaker 3: I kind of agree with Colt.
Speaker 1: I think we are in a different generation where I
Speaker 1: think it's the same.
Speaker 3: As a new TV show.
Speaker 1: Like if you're super into a podcaster or a YouTuber,
Speaker 1: you do get excited with the new video drops or whatever.
Speaker 1: So that part I could see past. But I agree,
Speaker 1: and I think all of us are guilty. I'm guilt
Speaker 1: of sitting on my couch. We'll have a show on,
Speaker 1: like we're watching the Penguin and I'm scrolling and I
Speaker 1: wasn't making attention at all, and I keep asking Jake
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 1: And He's like, oh my god, like he probably wanted
Speaker 1: to kill me, and I do it. I'm really bad
Speaker 1: about it as well. And I am an older woman,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like a moment of that
Speaker 1: generation if you if you're talking about but have you.
Speaker 2: Thought about like starting your own YouTube channel and like
Speaker 2: that's how you connect to them through your own content.
Speaker 3: I think you.
Speaker 2: Should have to do that.
Speaker 8: I think maybe I need somebody new.
Speaker 1: I don't know is that, but maybe you know if
Speaker 1: you're in the dating world right now, is that what
Speaker 1: you're experiencing like can like, are the guys just like
Speaker 1: obsessed with being on their phone. They're not really paying
Speaker 1: attention to you. They're scrolling watching YouTube.
Speaker 3: Videos, other videos.
Speaker 1: I mean, guys could maybe say the same about women.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're doing the same.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 2: I feel like it used to be easier because social
Speaker 2: When it was when you were just addicted to social media,
Speaker 2: like that was you could kind of like multitask, like
Speaker 2: scroll Instagram or Facebook or whatever. But now it's like
Speaker 2: you're engulfed in these like videos, You're not paying attention
Speaker 2: anything around you, Right, Why are you looking at.
Speaker 3: Me when you say that? Is that what I do
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 2: It'd be nice to see a little tension around here.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have thoughts on this, You can call in six
Speaker 1: five one nine eight nine Katie w B. You can
Speaker 1: always text five three nine two one Katie w B
Speaker 1: one Melanie, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: like basically say, hey, you got to like put it
Speaker 1: because they do have the thing where you have timers
Speaker 1: on your phone where it's like you could only be
Speaker 1: on it for like thirty minutes. I think you got
Speaker 1: to give him more than that to Stark, because that's almost.
Speaker 3: Like old Turkey.
Speaker 8: I think I just need to reevaluate, just like my
Speaker 8: own priorities and what my my needs in one part too,
Speaker 8: that's fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just get him in like a Nokia flip phone
Speaker 2: for Christmas or something.
Speaker 3: Like he's a child's child.
Speaker 1: Jitterbug, jitter fuck your thirty something year old partner.
Speaker 3: He only gets four.
Speaker 1: Phone numbers, one for her, one for.
Speaker 3: Work with a doctor.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh well, Melanie, good luck. I will see if
Speaker 1: anyone else. I'm gonna get certain people on in.
Speaker 3: The same boat as you. But yeah, you got to
Speaker 3: figure out what you need in life for sure.
Speaker 5: Well, thanks for having me.
Speaker 9: It's the unbelievable story of the day on one oh ONEB.
Speaker 1: I think that this will make a lot of guys
Speaker 1: maybe feel better, and also it may encourage you to
Speaker 1: wait until things get a little warmer out to start
Speaker 1: dating someone new.
Speaker 3: All right, let me help you out here.
Speaker 1: So there's a doctor who's issued a warning that colder
Speaker 1: weather like winter can really mess with the success of
Speaker 1: your action in the bedroom because your your member responds
Speaker 1: to colder temperatures by retreating toward the body, resulting in
Speaker 1: they call it.
Speaker 3: They actually call it the winter p you could have.
Speaker 1: This is what it says you could ke, a resultant
Speaker 1: a fifty percent reduction in the size. So he simply
Speaker 1: recommend staying as warm as possible during those tender moments
Speaker 1: to minimize shrinkage. Now, we've all heard of shrinkage in
Speaker 1: general when things get cold. I didn't realize the winter
Speaker 1: months we're gonna be the guy's new excuses. He was like,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, girl, in this summer, guys so
Speaker 1: much longer.
Speaker 2: In this stor Okay, one, that's a valid excuse. Also,
Speaker 2: I think this doctor might have like some investment like
Speaker 2: energy companies. He wants you to like crank your the
Speaker 2: heat in your house like you're going a lot warmer.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you you do.
Speaker 2: You know what's happening though, like the scientific thing behind it,
Speaker 2: what's going on.
Speaker 1: I can genuinely tell you I've never done deep research
Speaker 1: on why shrinkage happens.
Speaker 2: It's the same reason why your fingers and your toes
Speaker 2: get colder faster than any part of your body. It's
Speaker 2: not just because they're out there on that. It's because
Speaker 2: your blood goes to like your vital organs, so like
Speaker 2: all the blood is like retreating to keep you know,
Speaker 2: your other organs good, healthy warm. It's natural. We don't
Speaker 2: need any judgment.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I guess there could be some judgment.
Speaker 2: When something is cold, that's because your whole entire body
Speaker 2: is cold and it's just all the blood is going
Speaker 2: to like you know, save Listen. It's almost sexy in
Speaker 2: a way because we're in survival mode, like we're fighting
Speaker 2: for our body.
Speaker 1: What if it's I'm just saying you are trying to
Speaker 1: pitch the case to me, and I wasn't ever saying
Speaker 1: anything about like, I wasn't insulting it.
Speaker 3: But you're getting so defensive saying that.
Speaker 1: It's sexy because your organs are in survival mode. And
Speaker 1: that's the reason things look a lot smaller.
Speaker 2: You're just being a man like when stuff is stuff
Speaker 2: is you're handling business like when it's when they's when
Speaker 2: they're shrinked, that's because you're doing You're being a man
Speaker 2: and you're saving yourself. That's I don't think anything is
Speaker 2: ever like can anything be hotter than that?
Speaker 1: Got a couple of ideas I don't know in a
Speaker 1: reduction is wild?
Speaker 2: Dude, How cold are you are? You in an igloo.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: The shrinking doesn't last all day. It's just like a
Speaker 2: moment in time. And then you get warmer like, who
Speaker 2: are you? Are you living in a walking cooler?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I don't think who could not afford
Speaker 1: a fifty shrink?
Speaker 8: Is this? Is it?
Speaker 2: Doctor Phil giving this infrment? Like, I just feel like
Speaker 2: it's not a legitimate.
Speaker 3: Doctor names Donald Grant.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, Donald. First of all, we're gonna trust
Speaker 2: that Donald.
Speaker 3: That's rude. I trust I'll duck with my.
Speaker 2: I think Donald made this story up because he's got
Speaker 2: something going on in his life so defictive. You're blaming
Speaker 2: all the shrinks. He's permanent shrinking.
Speaker 1: One on one three katiew be with Fallon and Cold.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back. We're gonna do the one K wordplay.
Speaker 1: Also at like five twenty, we have your next keyword
Speaker 1: that you'll use the talkback, which we'll explain your chance
Speaker 1: to win a trip to La to see Billie Eilish
Speaker 1: December fifteenth. That comes up at five twenty on kd WB.
Speaker 2: But first, what we have some major money. Okay, your
Speaker 2: chance to win one thousand pennies one K wordplay yep.
Speaker 2: Coming up next.
Speaker 3: A little such one to one point.
Speaker 1: Three KATIEWB with Fallon and cult and the one K
Speaker 1: word play your chance sit down. I want you to
Speaker 1: sit down because I don't think you'll be able to
Speaker 1: handle this. Your chance to win one thousand pennies. That's right,
Speaker 1: one thousand pennies on the line right now. You can
Speaker 1: call six five, one, nine, eight nine Katie w B
Speaker 1: to play.
Speaker 2: Are you saying this is for one thousand pennies?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am thing that's like life changing.
Speaker 1: I know that's like six inch so yeah, So Cult,
Speaker 1: would you like to explain what's happening while people call
Speaker 1: and we get someone lined up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I'm going to give you a word. You're
Speaker 2: going to say the first word that comes to your mind,
Speaker 2: whatever word, whatever word you think would fit best in
Speaker 2: that category, or you can even play it the word
Speaker 2: you think found or I will say back to you, okay,
Speaker 2: And then if we match those words with your.
Speaker 1: Words, you have to get all four right to match.
Speaker 1: If you match all four, one person has done it
Speaker 1: so far. Hi, KATWB. What is your name? My name
Speaker 1: is Bernice. Yes, all right, Bernice. Now the first question
Speaker 1: you have to answer is who you would like your
Speaker 1: partner to be. Do you feel like you and I
Speaker 1: would match answers or you and Colt would match answers.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with you, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: bail solid, go.
Speaker 2: On, get nobody loves you?
Speaker 5: Bye?
Speaker 2: Okay, Bernice, your first word turtle turtle sinja, dude, it's solid, okay.
Speaker 2: Next word fence.
Speaker 8: Sorry, what was the word fence? Dollars?
Speaker 2: So when I say fence, you said dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought you said dog.
Speaker 2: All right, h Next word pizza.
Speaker 8: Paperonis and the.
Speaker 2: Last word liar pam nice Okay, fallin fallly ali oxen free,
Speaker 2: fallopian tubes. O cay, she's back in the building. Fallon.
Speaker 3: You gotta get a new bit. Pretty soon.
Speaker 1: We're gona start getting complaints that you say the same
Speaker 1: thing to me every day.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta get it together.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll say that in consideration and vetoed.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, thank you for considering it though.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, first word turtle, turtle, turtle.
Speaker 1: I mean the first thing to come, I mean I
Speaker 1: would go ninja probably yeah, oh yeah, okay, we only
Speaker 1: need three more, Bernice to get one thousand pennies.
Speaker 5: I'm rooting for you, Salad.
Speaker 3: I'm rooting for you girl.
Speaker 2: Now the second word is fence, like I'm on the fence, fence, fence, fence, fence, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I feel like I okay, here the here, it
Speaker 1: don't give me any looks.
Speaker 3: My words are going.
Speaker 1: I have three words in mind, white, picket, dog. Those
Speaker 1: are the three I have, and there's no other word
Speaker 1: in my mind. Right now, I'm gonna go Bernice. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of like a Bernice mountain.
Speaker 2: Tom, I'm gonna go dog. Now that's just logical problem
Speaker 2: solving right there.
Speaker 1: Oh God, even though I know it's probably spelled very differently. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like a high. Are you feeling like a
Speaker 1: high right now?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next word pepperoni.
Speaker 3: Pizza, that pizza.
Speaker 2: Are you positive?
Speaker 3: Don't mess with me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay. Now you're thinking, oh, I did do it backwards.
Speaker 2: Oh originally I said pizza. She said pepperoni, Oh, your own.
Speaker 2: But I gave her pepperoni. But then you came back
Speaker 2: with pizza, so I think. I think, Now it's not
Speaker 2: the money coming out of my accounts your account.
Speaker 1: But this is so easy. And two days in a row.
Speaker 3: You've messed up.
Speaker 2: That works.
Speaker 3: It's really so easy to just get your word right.
Speaker 2: There's a word going around the building, branding, and it's
Speaker 2: my job to stay on brand. And what I do,
Speaker 2: what I read the table is chaos.
Speaker 1: So three for three, okay, we get this final one match,
Speaker 1: you get one thousand.
Speaker 2: Now the last word is liar, liar, liar, fire.
Speaker 3: Sup whispering.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know what I'm going to say on
Speaker 1: this one. Fib oh no o pants oh that fire yeats.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 8: I was actually surprised. This was fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: You didn't win. You didn't want a thousand, but you
Speaker 1: did have fun, and that is all we can really
Speaker 1: hope for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you for playing.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing.
Speaker 2: I have a bless life.
Speaker 1: We love you.
Speaker 3: Quit saying that they can call back a different time.
Speaker 3: They're not dead to us.
Speaker 4: Today's Trending with Fallon and Colt on one on Katie.
Speaker 1: Top trending story in the Twin Cities. Fallon and Cult
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Speaker 1: released a new movie.
Speaker 3: That's right, it is the week of Wicked.
Speaker 1: So we did our version of If the Wizard of
Speaker 1: Oz was Minnesotan. You can check it out fallon and
Speaker 1: cult on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You want me to play a little teaser, that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, don't give it away. There's only like three
Speaker 1: seconds long. Don't give it away. The speaking of Wicked, though,
Speaker 1: the Week of Wicked promos starts tonight. NBC is doing
Speaker 1: an hour long behind the scenes special. It's called Defying Gravity.
Speaker 1: The curtain rises on Wicked and just so you remember
Speaker 1: the Wicked movie that come it's coming out on the
Speaker 1: twenty second. It's only part one. It's a runtime of
Speaker 1: two hours and forty minutes. I'm not allowed to say
Speaker 1: anything about it yet. Really, I can tell you that
Speaker 1: it did not feel like two hours and forty minutes.
Speaker 1: It went by fast. But that's the end of part one,
Speaker 1: and then a year from now this same time, Part
Speaker 1: two will come out, and a lot of people really
Speaker 1: want to do sing alongs because it is a musical,
Speaker 1: but people are like, don't be sitting.
Speaker 3: In my theater.
Speaker 1: They will have specific singalong screenings starting Christmas Day, so
Speaker 1: you'll be able to do that if you want.
Speaker 3: Okay, I would avoid that so hard for I would
Speaker 3: avoid that.
Speaker 2: So much, and I do want to throw something in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you see the fire truck the news fire truck
Speaker 2: in Saint Paul. No all first ever in Saint Paul,
Speaker 2: all electric trucks. Oh my gosh, thing looks sick. Look
Speaker 2: at this thing. Ah, I fell on a chair, so
Speaker 2: I know it's what I'm talking about. Baby.
Speaker 1: It's like a city bus kind of from the front.
Speaker 3: Well look I all got it from the back. Peak
Speaker 3: from the back.
Speaker 2: They spent one point eight million dollars on it. Usually
Speaker 2: trucks are eight hundred thousand. But they say they're going
Speaker 2: to save like fifteen thousand dollars a year on fuels.
Speaker 3: That's carrying a one on five.
Speaker 2: Okay, it'll take a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll get there. It'll get there.
Speaker 2: But my issue is what happened. Like if no, don't
Speaker 2: do it. You gotta charge that thing up. Just make
Speaker 2: sure you have a charge. You can't be like me
Speaker 2: where I wake up and my phone's on four percent.
Speaker 1: I don't think they I don't think there are many
Speaker 1: people like you out there. We're also addicted to our phones.
Speaker 1: It's a very bizarre world you live in. That is
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Speaker 1: Ballad and Cult.
Speaker 2: We do have Billie Eilish tickets and like literally two
Speaker 2: minutes on one point three KWB was found in Cult.
Speaker 1: But let me explain this gas No, no.
Speaker 3: Not just that.
Speaker 1: It's we're not giving away an actual pair of tickets
Speaker 1: at that moment.
Speaker 3: We give a keyword.
Speaker 1: I want to be really clear, because I think you're
Speaker 1: wording it confusing and people keep calling. Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: it's your chance to win a trip to see her
Speaker 1: in La. But we will have a keyword that you
Speaker 1: have to submit for your chance to see her.
Speaker 3: All right, well, we will give away.
Speaker 1: A pair of tickets, but it's not at that exact moment,
Speaker 1: all right, I just want to be clear.
Speaker 3: I don't like confusing. Pizza ran on my parade. It's
Speaker 3: all good, so sorry.
Speaker 2: You're sitting there at the table right you can smell
Speaker 2: the sweet potatoes, the rolls, oh my god, pumpkin pie. Hmm.
Speaker 2: But in the distance you hear some yelling, some arguments happening.
Speaker 2: Maybe your brothers are getting in a fistfight. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's happening. Thanksgiving, they put out a little PSA there.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hostility is all about this here,
Speaker 2: but there is a ninety percent chance that there will
Speaker 2: be a fight at Thanksgiving this year. Okay, so my
Speaker 2: question is for you fallon who's doing it?
Speaker 3: What side of my family?
Speaker 1: You would just say my mom and her dad's side.
Speaker 3: That changes things.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, wherever you're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Celebrating, maybe my mom's side.
Speaker 1: But so the only the only option would be my sister.
Speaker 2: Do you think your sister's gonna start.
Speaker 3: In No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think back in the day, yeah, she would have,
Speaker 1: but that's when we used to be, like with our
Speaker 1: full family. It's just it's not the full family. The
Speaker 1: full families what creates the drama. Yeah, just the immediate
Speaker 1: family's fine. But like, if it would have been full
Speaker 1: family back in the day, it would have been my
Speaker 1: sister and one of my cousins.
Speaker 2: You're probably Billy, I exactly recall it.
Speaker 1: One of the best, the biggest fight that they ever
Speaker 1: got in is when my cousin or when Kara suggested
Speaker 1: we do Mexican food instead of a traditional Thanksgiving feast
Speaker 1: for Christmas. She suggested it for Christmas because we do
Speaker 1: the exact same meal for Thanksgiving, as in the exact
Speaker 1: same meal for Christmas.
Speaker 3: She's like, wann't be nice to changed up?
Speaker 1: And you would have thought she recommended not even having
Speaker 1: Christmas that year. They still bring it up, and it
Speaker 1: was like the most It was the dumbest fight ever.
Speaker 2: My favorite is when my my mom spent all dude,
Speaker 2: she was barely I don't know. This was like the
Speaker 2: one time she was like, we're a family, we gotta
Speaker 2: go above and beyond. Say okay, cool, cool to start
Speaker 2: with seventeen years. Yeah, so she's like cooking. She spent
Speaker 2: all down this meal. My uncle sits down at the table.
Speaker 2: First thing he says is, well, Jody even tried to
Speaker 2: cook today. You flipped her plate up food when flying,
Speaker 2: there was yelling. You came at him. It was a
Speaker 2: good time. It was a good time at Richmond High.
Speaker 3: Now did she tell him the leaf?
Speaker 2: I think she got drunk and fell in the bathtub
Speaker 2: and slept in There wasn't any water, and it was
Speaker 2: like slept in the bathtub before I feel you joy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then she was we had Christmas. The Christmas tree
Speaker 2: was up, she pushed it out. Send chrisms over it
Speaker 2: was fun. Yeah, good time to be alive.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get you the chance now to
Speaker 1: go see Billie Eilish in La.
Speaker 3: We're sending someone on an airplane.
Speaker 1: You get a plus one to La, you get the hotel,
Speaker 1: you get the tickets to a concert December fifteenth. But
Speaker 1: you have to enter to win this contest, and you
Speaker 1: have to use the talkback features on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: You'll see a record button, you hit record, and you
Speaker 1: with your voice, you say this keyword happier, happier, so
Speaker 1: you could be like, hey's Jessica. I would never be.
Speaker 3: I'm I would be.
Speaker 1: It would be the most wait, I'm gonna use you
Speaker 1: wrong grammar. I couldn't be happier unless I want these tickets.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm saying. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: saying that.
Speaker 2: Than what I did.
Speaker 1: You have to say happier, You don't have to say anything.
Speaker 1: You don't say your name to say happier. We'll have
Speaker 1: your phone number. Good luck, Katie.
Speaker 2: W P Happier. Hello, it is one on one point
Speaker 2: three k d WB. I'm feeling bad about this. I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Typically in this situation as
Speaker 2: a moucher, I would just accept it and move on.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 2: What but what for Thanksgiving? Okay, I'm going to my
Speaker 2: uncle's house. Yeah. Now we're going to show up late
Speaker 2: Wednesday night. We don't have any time to prep prepare. No, however,
Speaker 2: he's supplying all the food.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now do I offer him money? Yes, for sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or it's pretty easy to bring ingredients to make a
Speaker 1: side the next morning. You're staying at his house, get
Speaker 1: up in the morning and make something.
Speaker 2: Well, we're staying in a hotel, but but.
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna get there early enough to make something
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: Fair the money I've spent in the hotel, Like I
Speaker 2: am spending money to get there, correct, So not the
Speaker 2: least they could do, but like, just oh.
Speaker 3: My god, how you function?
Speaker 2: I'm giving twenty three Katie'd over to b with Fallon
Speaker 2: and Colts.
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm doing pretty good, I think. Is it raining? No,
Speaker 2: it's not raining, So it's going to be a solid
Speaker 2: bike ride home.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I thought of you today?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Not just for working with you, because where were you at?
Speaker 3: Were you I was at work? Because we've been telling this,
Speaker 3: but it had outwork.
Speaker 2: Myself.
Speaker 3: It was a story I read and I thought of you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, remember how there were like forty three monkeys
Speaker 1: who escaped and like you're the one that told me
Speaker 1: that story. Oh yeah, Well, now the reason I thought
Speaker 1: of you is because a pair of EMUs were on
Speaker 1: the run and you look just like an emu.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows this.
Speaker 1: You have like do you have the same eyes, the
Speaker 1: same nose as an emu?
Speaker 3: And they were hard to catch.
Speaker 1: So basically, local residents were running around trying to get
Speaker 1: these large birds. He goes on social media begging to
Speaker 1: local residents be patient and warn them the birds are
Speaker 1: feral and not trained like the ones we have at.
Speaker 2: A house, and they're around in the section too.
Speaker 1: Yeah they did catch them, by the way, but this
Speaker 1: was also in South Carolina, so it's all hell is
Speaker 1: breaking loose in South Carolina. But I thought of you
Speaker 1: because of the very very odd similarities you and EMUs have.
Speaker 2: Out of all the stories we've had today going to
Speaker 2: the bathroom on the job, the shrinkage, I'll accept an
Speaker 2: emu story, isn't.
Speaker 3: It's a good way to say good bye. It's a
Speaker 3: good way to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening,